Adin Live - July 09, 2020


Mariosmindset makes Adin go INSANE during INTENSE Park Series (NBA 2K20)


Episode Stats

Length

34 minutes

Words per Minute

127.3745

Word Count

4,392

Sentence Count

465

Misogynist Sentences

42

Hate Speech Sentences

67


Summary

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In this episode, Aiden and I take on Mario and the rest of the team in the $1,000,000 pot series. We play against Mario in the first quarter of the series and it's a doosey one.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 oh my god oh my fucking god bro i can't fucking believe it he's not good at things i don't care
00:00:05.580 bro you're not better than me mario fuck no
00:00:08.180 i'm not i'm not tripping bro i'm not fucking tripping 100% smother that's what i'm saying
00:00:21.540 like he's horrible
00:00:22.460 what's good everyone aiden here and as you guys know this is coming strictly from my live i'm on uh
00:00:43.500 twitch right now twitch.tv slash aiden to honcho we're playing with miles brown mario's mindset
00:00:48.240 is pulling up on me as you guys know mario's mindset is very good player uh he plays with
00:00:52.660 flight he's flight's main guard very very good player uh i play with him in a few waiters i
00:00:58.060 played against him in a waiter or two uh he is deaf so it makes him a little bit you know
00:01:02.180 um i have an advantage i'm not even trying to be disrespectful that's what he told me the dms
00:01:06.580 um he doesn't he's he's he can't hear but let's get right into it yo if you're new to the channel
00:01:12.100 make sure you subscribe like the video yo and good luck to you mario mario
00:01:15.980 fuck me the fuck you say to me you little
00:01:19.580 let's go lock in all right so we got aiden two honcho we're rocking an offensive threat as you
00:01:25.200 guys know i'm usually a two-way slashing playmaker we got miles brown on his little spot up build
00:01:30.620 uh mario is playing on his offensive threat so it'll be othreat versus othreat uh and then um
00:01:37.020 uh mario's playing with his uh i don't even know his random teammate yo
00:01:39.700 so we'll see what's going on we'll see what's up
00:01:43.300 it's a thousand dollar pot chat oh yeah also make sure you follow my twitch if you guys haven't
00:01:49.500 already followed my twitch and all my links are in the description all right
00:01:51.620 the thousand dollar pot let's get it
00:01:55.300 hey youtube aiding just came out as gay today so everyone can graduate that is not true youtube
00:02:02.760 that is not true all right lock in let's go
00:02:06.300 oh my god bro this kid just uses a thousand fucking screens
00:02:25.900 oh my gosh miles bro please just play low i got him trust okay he was he was wide open
00:02:55.880 i'm not gonna lie but i'm so mad he has the ball bro like that was a good shot you took too
00:03:02.200 i'm not even mad that's you that's you
00:03:05.800 i don't think pretty boy zach could shoot bro you want to test him like you might want to give
00:03:11.080 him a shot yeah all right
00:03:18.600 sold board my god bro amir thanks for the tier one sub we could easily come back you made a white
00:03:24.840 like maro you're not good bro you made a white white do not pass it to me do not take it up
00:03:34.040 what the just give it
00:03:39.400 all right aiden
00:03:40.040 what the just give it to me do not pass it to me do not pass it to me do not pass it to me do not pass it to me
00:03:51.800 sold board
00:04:03.400 oh my god
00:04:04.040 oh my god how does he have cake bro oh my god oh my god oh my god
00:04:08.840 fuck no what
00:04:17.480 how bro
00:04:22.200 sold
00:04:25.240 a white
00:04:26.040 all right bro
00:04:38.280 come on bro he's literally around bro can we win this game i don't know how he's bro
00:04:42.440 i need to make that build well no nobody needs to make it he's let me iso bro give me the iso could
00:04:47.240 you hit your shot if i get you open yes bro i got mario on the iso bro he's horrible go ahead
00:04:56.360 mario step up
00:04:58.040 up
00:05:09.720 no no no no no no
00:05:11.960 that's ours right that's ours
00:05:14.680 nah bro if i get my two at mario run it back let me get my two a
00:05:17.800 bitch on god you're not scoring one bucket bro
00:05:22.600 why are they swimming a hundreds what does that mean
00:05:25.400 probably the opposite of 50
00:05:29.320 it's not shooting another shot look at you these screens bro it's crazy
00:05:32.760 it's crap
00:05:34.040 board
00:05:34.680 ball ball
00:05:40.440 so
00:05:40.840 fucking stupid he knows it is bro
00:05:43.880 mario i know you can't hear me bro i know you can't hear me but this is
00:05:48.680 this is jump bro just jump bro
00:05:54.760 jump on him
00:05:58.440 i got him i got him i got him
00:05:59.640 oh my god oh my fucking god bro i can't fucking believe it
00:06:06.120 mario run it back right now bro you're not good bro run it back let me get my other bill bro
00:06:09.640 we can run a whole series bro on god mario run my fucking series brum you're not good bro
00:06:14.520 you're not good i'm sorry you're just not run the series let's go run the whole
00:06:18.280 fucking series let's go mario lock it right now you want to lock a hundred bucks let's lock it
00:06:21.960 how do you spend 100 let's lock it bitch you're not fucking good at the game and you know you're
00:06:24.840 not bitch un-fucking-believe how lucky you get you think you're so fucking good
00:06:30.360 fuck my whole i'm swollen bro swollen look aiden you just got a fucking shit on but at least you
00:06:37.000 come out of the closet congrats sweetie i'm not gay and you don't get this to make your name
00:06:41.240 fucking aiden's mom bitch you're not my mom and shut the fuck up nobody's coming out of closets
00:06:46.280 bro i've never come out of the closet i'm never coming out of not bro because i don't have to
00:06:50.280 because i'm not i don't go that way but there's nothing wrong with it but like bro stop
00:06:53.320 bitch the fuck like what's good with you guys not with the congrats be fucking swollen bro look at
00:06:59.880 this shit bet i i'm so angry because you guys see that look look i'm swollen i'm wearing mario's
00:07:09.480 mindset all right let me let me do the introduction real quick all right what's good youtube it's your
00:07:13.320 boy aiden i'm here with miles brown i'm playing on a twist last week playmaker miles is on a perimeter
00:07:18.760 lockdown bronnie's build uh i'm going against mario's mindset and his boyfriend jake okay you
00:07:24.600 guys are already not fault sub to my youtube sub right now yo drop that subscription right now put
00:07:28.280 the bells on you know and also this is coming directly live from my twitch this is live right now
00:07:33.240 um l intro l intro okay bro whatever uh anyways good luck to mario as you guys know mario is a death
00:07:41.080 nba 2k player shout out to him bro awesome guy um he can't hear and he's still a very good player
00:07:48.040 um that's what he told me in the dms that he's deaf um but i want to say good luck to him for real
00:07:52.840 good luck to you boys all right best out of three series all west because we're all west players
00:07:57.800 good luck to you boys
00:08:03.320 i got him bro no i don't what do you no bro this jay kid is weird as soul please get the board it's green
00:08:12.600 i can't get a board over jake please get the board please get it nice mario get your ugly ass green
00:08:18.280 hair teammate off me bro they're really gonna double miles bro miles you could just cut right there bro
00:08:24.840 i was a wide open three i know but the cut was open too
00:08:28.440 nah if i'm wide open for the three i'm gonna shoot that that's if i miss that's my fault
00:08:34.200 play sides you're a lock bro sold bro they're throwing bro oh my god bro they're gonna just
00:08:40.520 double team me the whole game try to go for midis until your green machine activates he said he's lagging
00:08:45.400 he's not lagging but he just always says that bro all right we're playing sides all right literally switch
00:08:50.920 switch hey youtube baden came out of the closet tonight on stream what the
00:08:55.480 congratulate two things that just made me mad first of all whoever darted that
00:08:59.400 you second of all what the did he just make
00:09:03.080 he's decking
00:09:19.800 mark goodie goodie
00:09:21.800 just gotta stop pressing x that's me no no no no just don't no just stay him don't even let me
00:09:35.320 fight let me die let me die i need you on him all right i need you on him if he gets fast and you
00:09:40.120 can't get him i'm picking up though that's fine
00:09:58.920 he's not hitting any nut in my face bro i got him i got him x beautiful miles that's your ball we got
00:10:04.520 robbed robbed robbed robbed it's good defense though bro i'm not even complaining i want ball game three
00:10:09.960 i decided bro you guys have a very toxic lineup i want ball game three simple as that you guys get
00:10:14.920 a game two i want a game three
00:10:21.240 that's a block steals them the out bro i swear to god bro this game is so ass sometimes
00:10:32.680 right three fouls bro
00:10:34.200 you got three you got three okay
00:10:42.120 switch switch switch switch back
00:10:52.520 i have him bro it pulled me into him he's so bad he literally shot no greens this game all whites
00:10:59.560 literally all shots are white bro
00:11:07.880 he's boxed very he's so boxed bro beautiful please bro nah bro you guys are toxic sold
00:11:19.640 he literally pushed me out come on get the ball take it out take it out take it out take it out
00:11:23.160 drive all the way and drive all the way you're right let's go come on lock in bro come on lock in
00:11:29.240 seriously lock him
00:11:35.400 all right come here come here
00:11:36.200 he can't guard me
00:11:52.440 come on no miles wait what is how is that my fault what the
00:11:58.120 i don't know how that's my fault this kid is just so good at fucking dexing is all he does
00:12:05.960 it's literally all you do on your bill mario you need no fucking skill please get the board please
00:12:11.000 spin why spin why you would have it i swear you would have it right there
00:12:13.400 spin why please please bro oh my god that's the inside center
00:12:18.360 this kid's five for twelve i haven't boxed
00:12:25.640 aiden likes men someone made a shirt right there aiden likes men right behind the court
00:12:29.320 you're weird bro you know it's not funny bro it's just weird
00:12:34.520 sold bro he's with us bro take it out y b press y b all right i mean whatever now you're playing good
00:12:42.920 you're playing good you're playing good come on i know it's just i don't know how you stole
00:12:50.360 there you go there you go that's right mario suck my dick let's go
00:13:05.160 hold on go left
00:13:07.080 he he literally pressed x and got a contest bottle line mario you got lucky and you know
00:13:15.160 you did green the ball oh my god mario i mean what is your name what's your name matt miles
00:13:20.040 what the fuck dude oh my god step up
00:13:28.920 what the heck fucking shooting six or 14 i don't know my mom
00:13:32.200 fucking he's getting clamped
00:13:42.280 oh my god this is this is insane bro
00:13:49.400 mario i won't call the next game bro it's ridiculous you obviously have the
00:13:52.600 fucking mismatch never mind you fucking suck
00:13:56.360 bitch oh my god you're gonna shoot a hundred percent contest it's not doing shit to me bro
00:14:06.440 i i played good again it's honestly not my fault no that was my fault
00:14:12.520 i want ball game too mario you know you know you know you're you know you're
00:14:17.320 up bro you're not starting the ball game too sorry mario you're not sorry bro
00:14:22.440 sorry sorry you're not doing it sorry bro sorry mario you're not i want home bro no we get ball
00:14:29.400 we get there all right whatever bro give it to them bro whatever no no no mario yeah thank you mario
00:14:33.560 thank you mario look at this weird ass certified zay kid you're gonna get it gotta get it you're
00:14:38.120 weird as fuck zay i want ball first they know what they're doing brother cheating they cheat bro
00:14:43.800 all right game two let's go
00:14:52.280 hardest match ever thank god we start ball game two mario stop saying that
00:14:55.320 bitch you keep saying the same message stop it's not funny bro nobody's laughing at that
00:15:00.280 shut up bro you're lucky you shot six for like 18 you suck
00:15:06.440 dude like i can see if you shot seven for seven you can talk
00:15:08.840 shit but like bro you shot six for like 20 bro
00:15:20.760 he's on the paint beast
00:15:30.760 and you're not starting with ball by the way you can you can you can lick my ass bitch
00:15:42.760 look at you put a center on me mario it's kind of sad bro don't you think don't shoot it
00:15:48.520 no no no let me get the ball let me get the ball let me get the ball let me get the ball let me get
00:15:50.600 the ball let me get the ball please please i'm trying
00:16:00.760 get him get him get him get him that's you that's too slow i know i jumped on time yeah
00:16:30.760 better
00:16:34.120 switch switch
00:16:43.560 you
00:16:44.680 Mario, you're not good at the game.
00:16:58.600 I want you to literally know that.
00:16:59.520 You're nothing without a screen.
00:17:00.380 How about you iso me, bitch?
00:17:01.520 Iso me for one possession, bro.
00:17:03.900 Iso.
00:17:04.320 Iso.
00:17:04.720 Can you do that?
00:17:05.860 Not rely on a fucking screen to bail you out?
00:17:09.640 I'm gonna go crazy, bro.
00:17:10.660 I'm gonna go fucking crazy right now.
00:17:12.020 Stop spamming hundreds in the chat, bro.
00:17:15.500 Stop.
00:17:18.640 Appreciate it, Twitch Prime.
00:17:20.900 Sold.
00:17:22.260 Can't.
00:17:30.680 Can you score without dexing or using a screen for once in your life?
00:17:39.000 Bro, he's not making this, bro.
00:17:41.260 How?
00:17:41.660 How is that possible?
00:17:54.640 Why is he saying this?
00:17:58.640 Dude needs a dex, bro.
00:18:00.860 Let me get Mario.
00:18:01.660 I got him, bro.
00:18:02.260 He's not doing shit to me.
00:18:04.440 Over the fucking screen.
00:18:05.560 Your screen sucked, Jake.
00:18:06.820 Imagine being named fucking Jake.
00:18:08.720 All right, bro.
00:18:09.320 I'm right there.
00:18:12.900 What the?
00:18:18.680 Imagine.
00:18:20.860 Do not throw it to me.
00:18:21.840 Take it out.
00:18:23.900 Run and...
00:18:24.540 Look at these kids.
00:18:29.020 Give me the ball.
00:18:29.940 Look at these kids.
00:18:30.940 I'm already out of energy.
00:18:31.800 Like, Mario, you're not good at this.
00:18:39.840 There he goes.
00:18:41.400 Shoot it.
00:18:42.660 Thank you.
00:18:43.340 Fuck.
00:18:44.020 Fuck.
00:18:51.240 Hit me.
00:18:51.760 Hit me.
00:18:52.100 Hit me.
00:18:52.380 I'm too late.
00:18:53.060 I didn't even know you were going to do that.
00:19:03.020 Back door when he does that next time, okay?
00:19:04.960 It's too late.
00:19:05.440 It's too late.
00:19:05.780 It's too late.
00:19:06.040 It's too late.
00:19:06.060 What the?
00:19:24.860 Sold.
00:19:25.820 Sold.
00:19:26.360 Come on, bro.
00:19:27.060 Come on.
00:19:27.520 Come on.
00:19:32.000 Just be careful with the passes.
00:19:33.180 I know, but that's...
00:19:34.980 I can't even do anything about that.
00:19:39.700 Here.
00:19:40.200 Here.
00:19:42.040 Wide open.
00:19:42.720 Please.
00:19:43.960 Look at these tendencies, Mario.
00:19:45.360 I'm not going to lie.
00:19:45.940 No wonder why you make everything 100%.
00:19:47.920 You see how he literally gets the ball?
00:19:49.260 80%.
00:19:50.020 You have tendencies, Mario.
00:19:52.980 Tendencies.
00:19:54.400 You glitched bitch.
00:19:57.340 Hold on, bro.
00:19:58.760 Hold on, please.
00:20:01.080 Back.
00:20:01.540 Back.
00:20:01.760 Back.
00:20:01.900 Back.
00:20:02.080 Back.
00:20:03.180 Back.
00:20:09.440 He's not good at things.
00:20:10.320 I don't care, bro.
00:20:11.000 You're not better than me, Mario.
00:20:12.820 Fuck no.
00:20:21.440 Hardest series ever.
00:20:22.520 Thank you for having me play.
00:20:23.780 Shut the fuck up!
00:20:26.960 Run it back, Mario.
00:20:27.880 Run it back.
00:20:28.320 Seriously, run it back.
00:20:29.560 Run it back.
00:20:30.440 Run it back.
00:20:31.280 Run it back.
00:20:32.080 Run it back.
00:20:32.940 Run it back, Mario.
00:20:33.660 Run it back.
00:20:34.060 Come on.
00:20:34.300 Run it back.
00:20:35.020 Run it back right now, please.
00:20:36.700 What?
00:20:37.700 If you run it back, I'm about to go to sleep.
00:20:40.300 Please don't.
00:20:41.740 I swear.
00:20:42.420 I've been told you I was already going to go to sleep.
00:20:44.040 Selfish boards.
00:20:44.700 I don't care.
00:20:45.840 No, he's a booter.
00:20:46.500 I don't want to play with a booter, bro.
00:20:49.180 Someone's good in the chat.
00:20:50.020 Yo, I'm Quez.
00:20:50.640 Let's play, bro.
00:20:51.180 You're a rebounding wing.
00:20:51.740 Just all you got to do is catch the ball and shoot the ball.
00:20:53.260 Let's go.
00:20:53.980 Play with me, bro.
00:20:54.900 Let me check your card out, though.
00:20:56.240 All right.
00:20:56.460 See you.
00:20:56.740 Have a good one, all right?
00:20:57.360 All right.
00:20:57.660 You, you, you.
00:21:00.820 Quez, let's go.
00:21:01.800 Run it back, Mario.
00:21:02.480 You're not good at the game, and you know you're not good, Mario.
00:21:04.400 You got lucky as shit.
00:21:06.300 Hardest series ever.
00:21:07.340 Stop saying that.
00:21:08.320 Shut the fuck up.
00:21:09.260 You think you're funny as shit.
00:21:10.620 Nobody's laughing.
00:21:11.120 Shut the fuck up, bro.
00:21:12.240 Please.
00:21:12.840 Just shut the fuck up, bro.
00:21:14.380 Shut up, Mario.
00:21:15.260 Shut the fuck up for once, bro.
00:21:17.080 Just shut the fuck up, bro.
00:21:18.940 Run it back right now.
00:21:20.000 You're not good, bitch.
00:21:21.460 I'm not, I'm not tripping, bro.
00:21:22.960 I'm not fucking tripping.
00:21:25.260 100% smother.
00:21:26.060 That's what I'm saying.
00:21:26.860 Like, he's horrible.
00:21:29.820 Is Moe Buckets on?
00:21:31.140 Like, does this old bitch ever pick the fuck up?
00:21:33.920 Fuck, bro.
00:21:34.500 He never picks up his phone.
00:21:36.000 Dude only talks on Discord.
00:21:37.440 Like, fuck, bro.
00:21:39.460 All right.
00:21:39.940 We're running the series back.
00:21:41.300 Mario did sweep me.
00:21:42.240 I was putting on Miles Brown.
00:21:44.540 Okay.
00:21:45.260 Running it back.
00:21:45.980 We got two-way slashing playmaker Aiden playing against Mario Mindset, offensive threat
00:21:51.180 against Yoam Quez, a rebounding wing I've never been played with before.
00:21:54.460 I've never even heard of him, but hopefully he's a god because I told him if he, you know,
00:21:57.060 he goes crazy, then whatever, you know, I'll pay him.
00:21:59.500 So, we'll see what we can do, yo.
00:22:01.040 We're running the series back.
00:22:03.220 Let's see if Mario can flawlessly sweep me with both series.
00:22:07.420 I don't think it'll happen, but let's see what'll happen.
00:22:14.800 Game one.
00:22:15.980 Come on, Quez.
00:22:22.080 Just gotta make your shots.
00:22:23.040 It's literally all you gotta do, and I swear we'll win the game.
00:22:25.420 Mario, you're gonna have to step up.
00:22:27.860 It's not my fault, bro.
00:22:28.620 That's a good shot.
00:22:29.360 Nothing I can do about it.
00:22:30.900 It's just 2K.
00:22:32.280 It's literally a full bar.
00:22:33.220 Good D, good D.
00:22:36.900 Just...
00:22:37.280 I got him.
00:22:49.740 That's fucking crazy, bro.
00:23:02.200 Stop saying sold in the chat, bro.
00:23:04.300 Stop.
00:23:05.520 I know I sold.
00:23:06.540 I get it, bro.
00:23:07.180 I'm gonna get it right back, though.
00:23:08.080 He's not good.
00:23:08.980 Stay.
00:23:09.420 Stay.
00:23:09.920 Stay.
00:23:10.460 Stay.
00:23:10.740 Stay.
00:23:10.840 Stay.
00:23:11.840 Why would you just not stay?
00:23:12.740 You Adam box, bro.
00:23:24.940 Just take deep breaths.
00:23:25.940 I got him, bro.
00:23:36.140 I got him.
00:23:37.600 Let me fight, you stupid bitch.
00:23:51.440 Now you help.
00:23:52.260 Good D.
00:23:54.520 This game has zero skill gap in it at all.
00:23:57.100 At all.
00:23:58.100 This steady shooter shit is really a badge, bro, in the game for no fucking reason.
00:24:03.860 Nice.
00:24:04.420 Good D.
00:24:04.660 Good D.
00:24:04.720 How come when I keep the ball, it always goes out of bounds when I can't get...
00:24:07.260 I can't retrieve it.
00:24:08.160 I can't fucking keep the ball.
00:24:09.380 Why does it always go out of bounds?
00:24:16.660 Get this steal.
00:24:17.320 Get this steal.
00:24:17.820 Get this steal.
00:24:18.380 Get this steal.
00:24:19.280 You're rebounding fucking wing.
00:24:23.740 Sold.
00:24:24.140 Come on.
00:24:25.380 Every white.
00:24:30.580 Appreciate the nasty five months of your goat.
00:24:32.460 I'm here.
00:24:36.320 I'm here.
00:24:36.840 I'm here.
00:24:38.220 Sold.
00:24:38.780 Bored.
00:24:39.920 Take it out, bitch.
00:24:43.700 Run.
00:24:44.120 Run to the rim.
00:24:47.040 I have no dribble.
00:24:47.740 I have no dribble.
00:24:49.780 Alright.
00:24:50.140 We're good.
00:24:50.420 We're gonna win the game.
00:24:51.280 Thank you, bro.
00:24:52.620 You're a shooter.
00:24:53.240 I like shooters.
00:24:53.820 Yes or no, chat.
00:24:59.060 Do you guys believe in me, chat?
00:24:59.920 Yes or no?
00:25:03.660 You're dumb, Mario.
00:25:05.360 You're so lucky.
00:25:06.640 Tendencies and shit.
00:25:07.440 Look at you fucking double-teaming bitches, bro.
00:25:22.540 Stop.
00:25:23.400 You're ruining the fucking fun.
00:25:25.680 You fucking suck, Mario.
00:25:27.640 You're not good at the game, bro.
00:25:29.760 Stop doubling me.
00:25:31.240 One-on-one.
00:25:32.100 Iso.
00:25:32.480 Iso.
00:25:32.560 Iso.
00:25:32.640 Iso.
00:25:37.440 Here.
00:25:40.640 No.
00:25:41.240 Stop with the shitty passes, bro.
00:25:44.380 Jump again, Mario.
00:25:45.240 You fucking suck, bitch.
00:25:47.420 Mario, keep jumping, bitch.
00:25:49.160 Keep spamming Y.
00:25:50.020 Come on.
00:25:51.980 Let me do my little celebration.
00:25:54.200 Huh?
00:25:54.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:55.240 You fucking the drip?
00:26:07.440 Iso.
00:26:12.640 Right, chat?
00:26:13.620 Green, let's go.
00:26:41.120 I'm winning this game.
00:26:41.620 Mario, you fucking suck, Mario.
00:26:42.940 Let's go.
00:26:44.440 Now that I'm a team who can make shots, it's done.
00:26:46.600 It's clipped.
00:26:47.700 Who do you guys got to have?
00:26:48.480 Mario or Aiden?
00:26:48.980 Let's go.
00:26:49.300 Spam it up right now.
00:26:50.780 Don't throw that, bro.
00:26:58.240 Back, back, back, back, back.
00:27:01.840 Ah!
00:27:03.980 Bitch.
00:27:05.440 Big shot.
00:27:06.020 That was the best shot of the whole game.
00:27:07.380 You guys know that was the best shot of the whole game.
00:27:08.620 Mario!
00:27:13.680 And fuck up, bitch.
00:27:28.220 Let's go.
00:27:29.020 You don't miss a shot.
00:27:29.700 I'll give you a $20 PSN code, Quez.
00:27:31.380 Let's go.
00:27:32.000 Lock the fuck in.
00:27:32.760 Chill, chill.
00:27:39.340 Just chill.
00:27:39.840 Relax, bro.
00:27:41.520 You're not used to the pressure.
00:27:42.540 I can tell, Quez.
00:27:43.160 You're not used to the pressure, huh?
00:27:44.340 I'll teach you, bro.
00:27:44.940 Don't worry.
00:27:45.460 Look at me.
00:27:45.940 Look at me.
00:27:46.380 Ah!
00:27:46.920 Balls up in your jaws, motherfucker.
00:27:48.520 Gorilla nuts.
00:27:49.220 Gorilla nuts, bitch.
00:27:50.720 Let's go.
00:27:52.140 Everyone's telling the W's up in the chat.
00:27:53.260 Let's go.
00:27:54.600 Game one.
00:27:55.300 1-0.
00:27:55.660 Mario gets ball.
00:27:56.280 Game two.
00:27:56.640 Let's go.
00:27:58.140 Mario!
00:27:58.980 You lost.
00:28:00.360 Bitch.
00:28:01.660 Let's go, Mario.
00:28:02.380 Mario.
00:28:02.640 I don't got...
00:28:02.920 Mario, you know you're losing this shit, bitch.
00:28:04.620 You bum, bitch.
00:28:05.960 New stage.
00:28:06.520 Let's go.
00:28:07.360 All right.
00:28:07.800 Game two.
00:28:08.720 Let's go.
00:28:09.920 Of course, there's a person staying in the middle of the court.
00:28:11.280 And you know what, bro?
00:28:13.320 Now he knows he's not playing around.
00:28:14.500 So, Mario, when you lose the ball, we're not giving it up, bitch.
00:28:16.980 Go up.
00:28:17.920 You're so ass.
00:28:19.040 I love you.
00:28:19.620 Great defense.
00:28:19.960 Hey, Quest.
00:28:21.300 Great defense.
00:28:22.060 Mario got build out.
00:28:22.740 He has tendencies.
00:28:23.660 Everyone in my chat say it.
00:28:25.060 Tendencies.
00:28:25.620 That's what he has, bro.
00:28:27.700 Oh!
00:28:29.240 I got him.
00:28:29.640 I got him.
00:28:32.460 What?
00:28:33.240 Get there, Quest.
00:28:33.880 Get there.
00:28:34.140 Get there.
00:28:35.260 Quest, bro.
00:28:35.780 What are you doing, Quest?
00:28:36.540 You gave up.
00:28:38.800 Quest, don't give up.
00:28:41.640 They're rattled.
00:28:42.240 You guys can tell they're rattled.
00:28:43.020 Look how horrible Mario's playing.
00:28:46.080 Look at the pass you just threw.
00:28:48.160 All right.
00:28:48.440 Come on.
00:28:48.720 Four seconds on the clock.
00:28:53.980 It's just like a ball.
00:28:55.100 Stacks?
00:28:55.500 Yep.
00:28:56.180 I knew it.
00:28:56.580 I knew it.
00:28:56.800 I'm here, Mario.
00:28:57.300 Mario, I'm here.
00:28:57.860 I know you play.
00:28:58.740 Quest, what are you doing, bro?
00:29:00.200 Beautiful.
00:29:01.100 Fuck me in my ass, bro.
00:29:02.780 Oh, fuck.
00:29:24.040 Bro, what are you doing, bro?
00:29:25.100 You're gambling, bro.
00:29:26.200 This J-Kid is not good.
00:29:27.820 He just passed fakes, bro.
00:29:28.940 Like, they're not good.
00:29:29.940 I deserve to have the ball.
00:29:31.300 And Mario, you know you're getting lucky and bailed out, bro.
00:29:33.360 Because look what you just got.
00:29:35.160 These tendencies really make people good.
00:29:38.740 Good D.
00:29:39.340 You gotta get there, bro.
00:29:40.480 Don't jump, bro.
00:29:41.800 They play like bitches, bro.
00:29:48.160 Come on.
00:29:48.580 We get the ball.
00:29:49.120 It's swept, bro.
00:29:51.120 Stay on green.
00:29:52.140 Stay on that green bitch.
00:29:54.320 Look at his fucking hair.
00:29:55.180 You're weird.
00:29:55.780 Imagine having green hair.
00:29:56.720 Weird as shit, bro.
00:30:00.980 Come on, Mario.
00:30:01.480 What are you doing?
00:30:02.120 Mario, I know you play.
00:30:02.980 I play with you every day, bro.
00:30:04.140 Every day I play with you.
00:30:04.940 He's tired.
00:30:05.600 He's tired.
00:30:06.120 Please get your guy.
00:30:06.840 He's tired.
00:30:07.480 That's why you need to get boxed out, bro.
00:30:08.560 He's tired.
00:30:09.700 What are you doing, bro?
00:30:11.700 I'm always getting my shit launched by my fucking teammates, bro.
00:30:16.600 I'm here, bro.
00:30:18.400 Quez, listen to me, bro.
00:30:19.200 You sell me my fucking bag.
00:30:20.400 You're blocked.
00:30:21.020 Banned for good, bitch.
00:30:22.740 Play the fucking game.
00:30:27.280 Playing good defense on Mario.
00:30:28.480 He's so fucking rattled.
00:30:32.220 Look at my defense, bro.
00:30:34.380 Everyone in my chat right now spam D.
00:30:36.360 D or defense.
00:30:37.860 Let's go.
00:30:45.560 Backdoor, backdoor.
00:30:46.360 Right there, you got a backdoor, bro.
00:30:47.500 Okay.
00:30:47.640 Okay.
00:30:48.000 Okay.
00:30:48.500 Okay.
00:30:48.560 Okay.
00:30:49.500 Okay.
00:30:49.560 Okay.
00:30:50.500 Okay.
00:30:50.560 Okay.
00:30:51.500 Okay.
00:30:51.560 Okay.
00:30:52.500 Okay.
00:30:52.560 Okay.
00:30:53.500 Okay.
00:30:53.560 Okay.
00:30:53.640 Okay.
00:30:54.560 Okay.
00:30:55.560 Okay.
00:30:55.640 Okay.
00:30:56.720 Where you at, Mario?
00:31:02.520 Where you at, bro?
00:31:03.340 Mario, where you at, though?
00:31:04.260 No, no, no, no, Mario.
00:31:05.120 Where are you right there, bro?
00:31:07.580 Horrible defense, Mario.
00:31:08.580 You nervous a little bit yet?
00:31:09.980 Huh?
00:31:10.740 I can hear it in your voice, motherfucker.
00:31:21.280 Wide open, Quez.
00:31:22.220 Take your time.
00:31:23.180 Beautiful.
00:31:24.940 Way to fucking take your time and set your feet, bro.
00:31:27.020 Come on.
00:31:28.200 You're playing great.
00:31:28.800 You're playing fantastic.
00:31:31.600 I love it.
00:31:35.140 Easy.
00:31:35.660 Easy.
00:31:36.760 Let's go.
00:31:39.840 Mario.
00:31:40.700 Fuck me.
00:31:41.300 Fucking Mario's not good, bro.
00:31:47.100 It's his teammates that bail him out.
00:31:48.300 It's my shitty teammates that bail him out.
00:31:49.980 That, that, that, that, that, probably Miles was on your fucking side, bro.
00:31:52.780 Probably, if you think about it.
00:31:54.040 The fuck?
00:31:54.460 Now you're gonna switch.
00:32:03.460 Oh, Mario, you're nervous?
00:32:05.100 You're switching matchups, Mario?
00:32:07.460 Oh, poor baby.
00:32:09.160 Oh, Mario.
00:32:11.200 Mario, don't be nervous.
00:32:13.500 You can't guard me all of a sudden?
00:32:14.720 Oh, bro, all the way, Quez.
00:32:16.680 What the fuck?
00:32:25.080 Oh, Mario, you can't guard me now?
00:32:28.220 Oh, baby.
00:32:31.460 Mario.
00:32:32.680 Don't be nervous.
00:32:36.760 You, you nervous bitch.
00:32:39.380 Everyone, get those W's starting to get spammed the fuck up, bro.
00:32:42.740 It's looking a little dusty, guys.
00:32:44.320 Achoo!
00:32:44.940 Looking a little dusty.
00:32:45.880 A little sweep.
00:32:46.680 Mario!
00:33:04.580 Mario, I'm like Kevin Durant when I have TakeOver, bro.
00:33:06.640 You don't want to give me any space.
00:33:08.040 I shoot over you, bitch.
00:33:09.420 Shoot the fuck.
00:33:10.220 I'm a sharpshooter, bitch.
00:33:11.320 What are you doing, you lunatic?
00:33:17.780 All the way.
00:33:18.360 Game.
00:33:18.840 Mario, get the fuck off my court.
00:33:21.540 2-0 sweep.
00:33:22.380 Guys, everyone spammed broomsticks or sweep or dusty, something that...
00:33:25.840 Mario, why are you not talking in my chat now, Mario?
00:33:28.740 Mario, now we can do the final wager.
00:33:30.280 Best out of five?
00:33:31.320 I like this kid right here.
00:33:32.660 Quest, I owe you a $20 card.
00:33:34.560 We didn't miss that game.
00:33:39.960 Guys, why is Mario not talking now?
00:33:41.680 But, God...
00:33:42.260 But, chat...
00:33:43.160 I'm just like, what happened?
00:33:44.820 Why is he not talking?
00:33:46.180 But, chat, why is Mario not talking, though?
00:33:47.600 I'm just curious.
00:33:48.200 Why is he not talking?
00:33:50.400 Can someone tell me why he's not talking?
00:33:51.760 Why is he not talking in my chat?
00:33:53.460 Want to run the BO5 right now, Mario?
00:33:54.460 We can run the BO5.
00:33:55.160 You won a series?
00:33:57.500 I won a series.
00:33:58.020 Now, let's run the BO5.
00:34:00.620 Let's run the BO5.
00:34:02.720 Carried?
00:34:03.100 I got carried.
00:34:03.720 Okay, Mario, so I had 14 points and 13 points last game.
00:34:06.040 You had five fucking points, and you rely on fucking screens, bitch.
00:34:09.140 Shut the fuck up.
00:34:09.860 You got carried, bitch.
00:34:11.400 Mario, why don't we finish the BO5?
00:34:12.840 Lock the BO5 right now.
00:34:13.640 We can put up money, too, Mario.
00:34:14.500 How about $500 fucking dollars, bitch?
00:34:15.820 Up top, can't drop down.
00:34:22.500 Total dogs, don't look around.
00:34:24.440 It's just us now.
00:34:26.000 Got a plane, Jane, cost more than a bus down.