Adin Live - June 17, 2021


Pami Tells Adin she is Pregnant... ＊HE GOT NERVOUS＊


Episode Stats

Length

51 minutes

Words per Minute

183.106

Word Count

9,509

Sentence Count

198

Misogynist Sentences

102

Hate Speech Sentences

175


Summary

In this episode, we talk about TikToks and how to prank your significant other. We also talk about how we would prank our significant other if he was here and how we could get him to come and join us.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What if I actually was pregnant?
00:00:02.000 I'd be a really good dad and you'd be really...
00:00:04.000 I want babies.
00:00:06.000 You want babies?
00:00:12.000 We all know it.
00:00:16.000 She's not actually pregnant.
00:00:18.000 What if I actually was pregnant?
00:00:20.000 I'd be a really good dad and you'd be really...
00:00:22.000 I want babies. You want babies?
00:00:24.000 I can give you some.
00:00:26.000 Right on.
00:00:28.000 I don't mind.
00:00:30.000 They're going to make another TikTok the way you're looking at me.
00:00:34.000 Someone do it. Someone put a little sound over it.
00:00:36.000 You guys could just make a fucking TikTok.
00:00:38.000 I'm just looking at you.
00:00:40.000 Do it again?
00:00:44.000 I saw TikToks all the time about
00:00:46.000 if she doesn't look at me like this
00:00:48.000 then she's not the one and shit.
00:00:50.000 Yeah.
00:00:56.000 What?
00:00:58.000 You know you're cute.
00:01:00.000 What are you talking about?
00:01:01.000 You know you're cute.
00:01:02.000 Give me a kiss.
00:01:08.000 Give me a kiss.
00:01:10.000 Oh, I mean, I don't mean...
00:01:11.000 I mean, if you don't want to kiss me, you don't have to.
00:01:13.000 No, I'm not going to force you to do something you don't want to do.
00:01:15.000 No, I mean, I'm really not.
00:01:16.000 Consent?
00:01:17.000 Yes.
00:01:18.000 Do I have consent?
00:01:19.000 Of course I have consent.
00:01:20.000 Alright, thank you.
00:01:27.000 Proof.
00:01:28.000 There's proof right here.
00:01:29.000 It's okay.
00:01:33.000 RKO!
00:01:36.000 Hello.
00:01:37.000 What are you scaring me?
00:01:38.000 Hi, guys.
00:01:39.000 Hi, Jasper.
00:01:40.000 Hi.
00:01:41.000 Hey!
00:01:42.000 Hey, baby!
00:01:43.000 Jasper, come here.
00:01:44.000 You're not naked like you promised.
00:01:46.000 Yeah.
00:01:48.000 Damn.
00:01:49.000 I never promised him that.
00:01:50.000 He did.
00:01:51.000 Alright, bye, baby.
00:01:52.000 I love you.
00:01:53.000 Thank you, Jasper.
00:01:54.000 Yep.
00:01:55.000 Jasper, sit here.
00:01:58.000 Shut up, I'm putting my hand right here.
00:01:59.000 Let's see if he sits there.
00:02:02.000 I'm out of breath running up those stairs.
00:02:04.000 Sit on my hand.
00:02:08.000 No chance.
00:02:09.000 You're so hot.
00:02:10.000 Alright, so look.
00:02:11.000 Where's the bald rapping man?
00:02:12.000 Oh my god, it's Gunna.
00:02:13.000 They're spamming.
00:02:14.000 Nah, they're weird.
00:02:16.000 I'm gonna fuck y'all mothers.
00:02:19.000 Uh, sir.
00:02:20.000 You're so cute.
00:02:26.000 Hello, guys.
00:02:27.000 Hey, you know what?
00:02:28.000 They were being soft earlier.
00:02:29.000 Remember how we were playing Moaning in the Uber?
00:02:31.000 Yeah.
00:02:32.000 There were some more bullies.
00:02:33.000 Wait, was it on YouTube?
00:02:34.000 Yeah.
00:02:35.000 He posted it.
00:02:36.000 No way.
00:02:37.000 No shit.
00:02:38.000 Yo, someone said they saw this shit on TikTok
00:02:40.000 where I was in the elevator and the guy walked down.
00:02:41.000 I was like, I'm gonna fuck this shit out of you.
00:02:43.000 Yeah, that's on it, too.
00:02:44.000 It's not gonna.
00:02:46.000 No.
00:02:47.000 Okay, he's about to pull up right now.
00:02:49.000 But look, we gotta prank Tori.
00:02:51.000 So here's what I'm thinking.
00:02:52.000 Nobody's standing to Tori or anything.
00:02:54.000 I mean, he's gonna be here in 10 minutes.
00:02:55.000 So I'm gonna be laying down in the bed.
00:02:57.000 And I'm just gonna be fake jerking under the covers.
00:03:00.000 Okay, just listen.
00:03:01.000 Listen.
00:03:02.000 And they're just gonna be acting like you guys don't give a fuck.
00:03:03.000 Like nothing's happening.
00:03:04.000 Okay?
00:03:05.000 Nah, I gotta be more realistic.
00:03:06.000 Okay, so what should we do?
00:03:07.000 Well, damn.
00:03:08.000 That's a good question.
00:03:09.000 Chad, how should we prank him?
00:03:10.000 Nah, that's about it.
00:03:11.000 That's about it.
00:03:12.000 That's about it.
00:03:13.000 Or what if...
00:03:14.000 No, he could walk in and we're kissing.
00:03:15.000 Like fake kissing.
00:03:16.000 Come on.
00:03:17.000 I'm waiting on my verse.
00:03:18.000 I can't do that.
00:03:19.000 Oh, he's gonna give you a verse?
00:03:20.000 He's giving me a verse.
00:03:21.000 I can't do that.
00:03:22.000 Oh, he's gonna give you a verse?
00:03:23.000 He's giving me a verse.
00:03:24.000 I can't do that.
00:03:25.000 I won't give my verse.
00:03:26.000 No chance.
00:03:27.000 But you'll have to...
00:03:28.000 Because you'll make them viral.
00:03:29.000 He'll walk in and be like,
00:03:30.000 What the fuck?
00:03:31.000 You know what I mean?
00:03:32.000 Bro, I'm telling you.
00:03:33.000 It's just fake make out.
00:03:34.000 I would close too.
00:03:35.000 Yeah.
00:03:36.000 He's not gonna leave.
00:03:37.000 Go like this.
00:03:38.000 Watch.
00:03:39.000 No, I'll just...
00:03:40.000 You smell really good.
00:03:41.000 What cologne is that?
00:03:42.000 If I tell the niggas they'll start smelling like me...
00:03:44.000 I want it.
00:03:45.000 I want to start smelling like that.
00:03:46.000 Nah, they mamas won't want to fuck me no more.
00:03:47.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:48.000 I see.
00:03:49.000 Nah, it's Saint Laurent.
00:03:50.000 All you stank niggas, go get that.
00:03:52.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:53.000 Hey, say a nigga came here with 20,000.
00:03:55.000 And he's like, I want you to suck my dick.
00:03:57.000 What'd you suck his dick?
00:03:58.000 Um, duh.
00:04:02.000 You sure?
00:04:05.000 What do you got in there?
00:04:09.000 Big Tekka.
00:04:10.000 Bro, come on.
00:04:11.000 I'm sorry.
00:04:12.000 No, bro.
00:04:13.000 See, I tell a nigga my deepest, darkest secrets.
00:04:15.000 He extorts me for the internet.
00:04:18.000 I need my shit set.
00:04:19.000 I'm not gonna hold you.
00:04:20.000 They can't see it.
00:04:22.000 No, this is for me and you.
00:04:23.000 This is personal.
00:04:24.000 They can't see the money is what I'm saying.
00:04:26.000 No, this is for me and you.
00:04:27.000 You want me?
00:04:28.000 I really want my shit set for...
00:04:30.000 By me?
00:04:31.000 100% from the back.
00:04:32.000 On God.
00:04:34.000 On the King James Bible.
00:04:35.000 What the fuck?!
00:04:36.000 I'm serious.
00:04:38.000 See how he's getting nervous?
00:04:40.000 What the fuck?!
00:04:42.000 He's not with all the freaky shit, man.
00:04:44.000 What the fuck?!
00:04:45.000 What's up, man?
00:04:49.000 Wait, why'd you put it on God, though?
00:04:51.000 On God?
00:04:52.000 Bro, I've been dreaming about it.
00:04:53.000 Since you left Miami, I was just like...
00:04:55.000 You don't remember that night?
00:04:57.000 What night?
00:04:58.000 The night.
00:04:59.000 What?
00:05:00.000 When you came back to his hotel.
00:05:01.000 Yeah.
00:05:02.000 What did we do?
00:05:04.000 We didn't do anything.
00:05:05.000 That's why I just wished I should've just...
00:05:07.000 Got stuck from the back.
00:05:08.000 After dinner.
00:05:09.000 Bro!
00:05:10.000 Yo, this Tecca and Gunna shit has to die because...
00:05:12.000 They're not gonna call you Tecca or Gunna.
00:05:13.000 Yeah, they are!
00:05:14.000 Okay, so when are you dropping your project?
00:05:15.000 I'm not dropping the project yet, but I'm dropping a song on the 23rd.
00:05:16.000 And look, check this out.
00:05:17.000 I gotta pay my grandma's rent.
00:05:18.000 So I just need...
00:05:19.000 No, we're just gonna do a solo.
00:05:20.000 You're gonna come and do a stream.
00:05:21.000 Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
00:05:22.000 We're gonna run up his streams, bro.
00:05:23.000 Yeah, yeah, I gotta run this shit up because otherwise the label...
00:05:24.000 I just saw...
00:05:25.000 I just sold my soul to a label.
00:05:26.000 I'm not gonna say who.
00:05:27.000 Yeah.
00:05:28.000 Straight up like that?
00:05:29.000 Yeah, yeah, look.
00:05:30.000 They gave me...
00:05:31.000 He said the Bible chat.
00:05:32.000 Nah, what the fuck?
00:05:33.000 Look.
00:05:34.000 Someone said that's Big Yachty.
00:05:35.000 Hey, nah!
00:05:36.000 Yachty flies as shit though.
00:05:37.000 So, all y'all niggas, no.
00:05:38.000 Shout out to the label.
00:05:39.000 I just sold my soul to.
00:05:40.000 Look, I just sold my soul to a label.
00:05:41.000 I'm not gonna say who.
00:05:42.000 Yeah!
00:05:43.000 Straight up like that?
00:05:44.000 Yeah, yeah, look.
00:05:45.000 They gave me...
00:05:46.000 He said the Bible chat.
00:05:48.000 Nah, what the fuck?
00:05:50.000 Look...
00:05:51.000 Someone said that's Big Yachty.
00:05:53.000 Hey, nah!
00:05:54.000 Yachty flies as shit though.
00:05:56.000 So, all y'all niggas, no.
00:05:58.000 Shout out to the label.
00:06:00.000 I just sold my soul to.
00:06:02.000 But look.
00:06:03.000 I don't want to fall off or flop. I feel you. So yeah, I had to run that up when I stream. Otherwise, I
00:06:10.100 Didn't want to play one of his songs though. It's my favorite song. It's called pretend. I love that you love that
00:06:14.440 So I love it, bro. Okay, I spoke to laugh about it
00:06:16.700 I was like this guy. No, I genuinely like your song like it's actually
00:06:20.960 Chey guys know like there's rappers sound like I listen to my shit like I'm being dead honest listen
00:06:25.540 This is a song, bro. You guys could tell it's good as fuck like listen. It's featuring me as bitch
00:06:31.060 No
00:06:33.380 No, don't say her
00:07:01.060 Oh
00:07:23.380 Don't you
00:07:23.740 don't you can see what is that rated 1 to 10 on god it's it's actually like really good like
00:07:30.260 when you hear your album i'm gonna give you a album rating everything i'm not gonna dick suck
00:07:34.700 listen i gave you a little tj's album it was mitt look they're open i see mostly doubles in
00:07:39.560 the shit you're valid i appreciate song is called pretend by kill jasper kill jasper pretend no like
00:07:44.740 that's actually good as fuck i hear people saying like what's the song that's an 8 out of 10 i
00:07:49.880 would give it an 8 out of 10 i really would 8 8 out of 10. i wanna and he's so new to the game like
00:07:55.760 yeah i'm a little baby virgin man you can't say that word on twitch fuck yeah i'm banned no chance i'm
00:08:01.700 banned no chance i'm banned now great thank you just kidding now you if used as an insult no we're good
00:08:07.540 if used as an insult if you call me that yeah no you're good you're good you're good you're good
00:08:12.480 you know it's like but there's shit like that that just can't go no you're good though you're good
00:08:17.020 that is tough on god that shit is so tough i appreciate that here's my thing it's like bro
00:08:21.600 this motherfucker right 420 dog who came up with that that's fucked all right my bad my bad
00:08:30.120 i told you i told you i told you these niggas are gonna find me it's cool it's cool cause look
00:08:35.880 if i was in the elevator with y'all grannies what's going down in that elevator i'm fucking
00:08:41.400 you are i'm fucking honey so i could be 420 dog i'm fucking but what were you saying man
00:08:50.140 pretend i killed jasper run it up help me pay my grandma's rent run it up nah we're gonna do a
00:08:56.120 full stream feature for him though for real i'm gonna literally listen to your album and we're
00:08:59.220 gonna all the streams gonna rate it now it could be harsh you prepare for that that's fine but off
00:09:04.440 that single right there pretend i don't see i'm not gonna lie i'm a big critic on myself because
00:09:10.420 i'm a big critic on the you want to hear the yeah yeah and i also never mind i ain't gonna say
00:09:16.600 nothing about that but just know a lot of consideration goes into my writing and i'm not
00:09:21.820 gonna lie i feel like i didn't miss on this album it's 12 songs two interludes two like
00:09:26.020 not really songs but songs and like 10 full songs that no one's ever heard um
00:09:30.960 i don't come on stop being modest bro you gotta tell these motherfuckers that literally every
00:09:35.320 rapper try to sign you okay that's a fact but i ain't gonna listen he showed me dms of like
00:09:40.440 literally all of your guys favorite rappers trying to sign him chill chill because i'm still friends
00:09:45.420 with some of them but oh my god wait really yes and no so did i just leak no that's gucci
00:09:52.140 are you sure fuck no no it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine though all you have favorite rappers
00:09:57.820 is trying to sign me though someone said a boogie with a cookie all right yo
00:10:03.340 that's fine that's fine i'm fuck you my bad i need to figure out what you look like nothing
00:10:12.740 what does this nigga look like he look like some weird shit like a little angry cartoon character
00:10:18.540 this nigga yeah you look like something nothing freaky frog nigga you look zesty i'm about to figure
00:10:26.480 what does he look like nothing i don't look like anything bro i feel like you look like adam
00:10:30.860 sandler's baby brother for sure what some about you you just maybe because oh my god they're being
00:10:37.360 weird now bro oh my god they're saying some they're saying weird shit that we should fuck
00:10:43.160 i agree no not that listen they're just saying i look like a like a columbine people and shit
00:10:50.180 oh no no yeah like bro no no no my god bro no dude where is tory why is he always late bro
00:10:58.080 he's two hours late i know i called her and i was like dude he's literally two hours late chat
00:11:03.320 so what's a meek man
00:11:05.220 bro niggas playing with my top bro niggas need to leave me alone man
00:11:11.340 you guys are fucking crazy you can't lie they're creative though
00:11:15.700 they are i'm a cool guy y-n-w belly like bro i'm a cool guy you niggas is trying to violate me bro
00:11:21.840 that's fine that's fine y'all can say all y'all want i just need y'all niggas too
00:11:28.400 when it's time for album day we're gonna see
00:11:31.860 i'm gonna be dead ass if i don't shit i'll tell you straight up
00:11:34.500 oh for sure i hope so
00:11:35.760 why don't you just come to cabo with us chat should he come you should just come bro
00:11:40.000 who's all going
00:11:41.840 me be lucia's uh
00:11:44.200 um a lot a lot of people look they're saying yes go to bro you have to come to cabo
00:11:49.880 now the chat's telling you to go to cabo you have to come to cabo
00:11:52.720 if I go to cabo me and Aiden are fucking reverse cowgirl on a jet ski
00:11:56.680 what the fuck and a lee whopper
00:11:59.440 alright dude
00:12:00.580 yo yo
00:12:01.460 what do this nigga in the back look like
00:12:03.020 nah i'm out of there
00:12:04.060 this nigga look like waluigi man
00:12:05.980 get on the car
00:12:06.760 don't get on me bro
00:12:10.280 listen
00:12:10.720 why you gotta roast me
00:12:12.520 i wasn't even in
00:12:13.340 cause bro i need to take some heat off me bro
00:12:15.320 i quit the gym and i went to miami bro
00:12:17.500 alright i'm calling ray
00:12:19.600 let's see let's see let's see where tory's at
00:12:21.580 where's fat bitch ray
00:12:22.580 yeah that's his name
00:12:23.480 nah i'm not gonna
00:12:24.120 that nigga suck
00:12:24.660 no they're gonna literally call him that now
00:12:28.020 fat bitch ray
00:12:29.920 look he's not answering
00:12:35.580 okay what's the prank we're doing tory
00:12:36.820 you gotta do let's do the kissing thing
00:12:38.080 he bro he's gonna give you a fee
00:12:39.680 yo
00:12:40.200 yo
00:12:41.500 how far are you
00:12:43.040 yo
00:12:44.480 them niggas are not left
00:12:45.880 please tell me you left
00:12:46.640 i have his location
00:12:47.380 look
00:12:48.660 oh my god
00:12:50.200 someone just
00:12:51.060 yo
00:12:51.740 yo how far are you
00:12:53.800 i'm on my way
00:12:55.020 cause
00:12:55.680 tory
00:12:56.700 hey
00:12:57.600 hey girl
00:13:00.440 gps says motherfucking
00:13:02.120 12 minutes
00:13:04.040 cause
00:13:04.660 tory
00:13:05.700 come quicker
00:13:06.780 in black time
00:13:07.920 you know what i'm saying
00:13:08.680 i'm like
00:13:09.260 tory
00:13:10.440 come
00:13:11.400 gee that's that shit
00:13:13.400 that's gonna make the gps
00:13:14.600 start saying like
00:13:15.580 alright alright alright
00:13:18.560 tory come on
00:13:19.600 we gotta
00:13:19.900 okay tory
00:13:21.820 just come
00:13:22.240 come through
00:13:22.640 for a little
00:13:23.040 alright alright alright
00:13:27.760 come over
00:13:28.900 alright
00:13:32.180 alright
00:13:33.380 alright mr lanes
00:13:34.480 i'll see you in a little bit
00:13:35.240 they have a laugh
00:13:35.980 i have fat
00:13:37.600 bitch
00:13:37.760 raised
00:13:37.980 looking
00:13:38.260 no no
00:13:39.500 someone just texted me
00:13:40.240 some funny shit
00:13:40.900 i'm sorry bro
00:13:41.820 this is just too funny
00:13:42.520 someone said chief beef
00:13:43.740 and someone said food
00:13:45.360 sheisty
00:13:45.980 hold on
00:13:46.740 hold on
00:13:47.000 and roy said
00:13:48.520 ski mask
00:13:49.300 the lunch god
00:13:50.340 okay let me see
00:13:51.220 these niggas though
00:13:51.820 cause they don't wanna
00:13:52.520 fry bro
00:13:53.260 these niggas
00:13:54.180 let me see them
00:13:55.160 put these niggas on
00:13:57.560 facetime bro
00:13:58.500 i'm not
00:13:58.880 nah
00:13:59.380 facetime
00:13:59.960 wanna facetime
00:14:01.140 yeah bro
00:14:02.240 niggas don't wanna
00:14:03.020 do that
00:14:03.460 hey let me show them
00:14:04.240 the video of us
00:14:05.120 going like that
00:14:06.420 where is it
00:14:07.120 where is it
00:14:07.720 i'm gonna show tory
00:14:08.820 i'm gonna show tory
00:14:10.600 this video
00:14:11.000 to be funny bro
00:14:11.840 where's the video
00:14:13.260 these niggas are
00:14:13.640 harassing me bro
00:14:14.720 i don't even wanna
00:14:15.220 be here
00:14:15.760 i'm gonna post it
00:14:21.960 you are
00:14:22.600 i'll put it on
00:14:23.160 my close friends
00:14:24.040 but
00:14:24.360 you gotta actually
00:14:25.980 post that
00:14:26.480 cause you gotta let
00:14:27.620 rappers understand
00:14:29.280 that like
00:14:29.840 this is who you are
00:14:30.880 oh god that's a fact
00:14:31.860 they be following me
00:14:32.980 they gonna think
00:14:34.280 i'm sweet
00:14:34.760 yeah
00:14:36.200 i am sweet
00:14:36.960 for you Aiden
00:14:37.620 okay
00:14:43.020 anyways
00:14:43.820 um
00:14:44.300 these niggas are
00:14:46.700 fucked up
00:14:47.380 bro i don't wanna
00:14:48.000 hear this shit man
00:14:48.940 these niggas bro
00:14:49.600 see
00:14:49.980 tea greasy
00:14:51.480 come on
00:14:52.220 tea greasy
00:14:53.000 bigger than me bro
00:14:54.000 i'm not
00:14:54.460 see am i like
00:14:55.400 am i fattening
00:14:56.660 or am i chubby
00:14:57.440 chat
00:14:58.480 i don't know
00:14:59.060 what is he
00:14:59.580 nah
00:15:00.380 cause
00:15:00.860 nah
00:15:01.860 someone said
00:15:02.520 someone said
00:15:03.120 21 sausages
00:15:04.140 i'm never gonna live
00:15:07.120 like
00:15:07.720 why is this
00:15:08.660 what i
00:15:09.120 walked into
00:15:10.060 um
00:15:11.700 see it
00:15:13.000 nice chain
00:15:14.620 hey
00:15:15.000 what
00:15:15.580 relax
00:15:16.220 where's your chain
00:15:16.900 didn't you get a rost chain
00:15:17.720 i have a rost chain
00:15:18.360 let me see it
00:15:19.160 bro
00:15:22.220 what the fuck
00:15:23.160 was that bro
00:15:24.280 i forgot where it was
00:15:26.040 to be honest
00:15:26.500 where's the whole
00:15:29.000 noise
00:15:29.380 chat you guys
00:15:30.140 wanted toy lanes
00:15:31.160 you guys got
00:15:31.960 come on bro
00:15:33.960 come on bro
00:15:34.960 aden
00:15:36.280 all right
00:15:36.560 my bad
00:15:36.780 i'm playing with you bro
00:15:38.140 all right
00:15:38.680 all right
00:15:39.220 let's get into a boxing match
00:15:40.860 me versus you
00:15:42.260 you don't care about that chain at all
00:15:44.180 you got
00:15:44.580 blood sitting there
00:15:45.760 where your chain at man
00:15:46.580 i don't know where it is baby
00:15:47.620 yo watch your mouth
00:15:51.380 what's in here
00:15:52.420 wait you might unplug the internet
00:15:53.840 oh no no no no
00:15:54.840 yeah don't
00:15:55.460 just close the drawers
00:15:56.500 okay you're right
00:15:57.140 you got the wires all caught up
00:15:58.840 i know baby i know
00:16:00.780 yo bro relax
00:16:01.820 yo bro
00:16:02.500 where's tory
00:16:03.760 he hasn't even left bro
00:16:05.040 why is he
00:16:05.560 oh he's late bro
00:16:07.060 okay anyway so
00:16:09.600 ass up
00:16:10.760 that bald ass man
00:16:13.980 needs to get here
00:16:16.640 all right here we have a poll started
00:16:20.880 what is he
00:16:21.620 is he extra extra large
00:16:23.380 extra large large medium small
00:16:24.860 what's your size of your hoodie
00:16:25.900 i wear an extra medium
00:16:27.060 let me actually check the tag
00:16:28.860 chat everyone guess his fucking
00:16:30.640 his tag size
00:16:31.760 come on let me check it
00:16:33.180 i wear an extra medium
00:16:35.080 let me see the tag
00:16:35.720 it doesn't come with a tag
00:16:37.540 take your hoodie off
00:16:38.420 it doesn't come with a tag
00:16:40.160 everyone spam check the tag
00:16:41.460 no don't check the tag
00:16:42.980 come on
00:16:43.540 it's stock x
00:16:44.360 don't worry
00:16:45.000 that's extra large
00:16:46.320 okay
00:16:47.080 not double
00:16:48.980 no
00:16:49.400 nope
00:16:50.020 nope
00:16:51.660 it's not
00:16:52.540 what size do you wear
00:16:53.400 look at these little ass sleeves
00:16:54.700 man you got
00:16:55.200 this little baby ass shirt on bro
00:16:57.100 like what the fuck is this
00:16:58.920 look at this man bro
00:16:59.840 this is the nigga that be trying to
00:17:00.980 come on bro
00:17:01.880 stop blowing my tag
00:17:03.160 this is what this nigga looks like
00:17:07.400 you look like this nigga bro
00:17:09.820 no i don't
00:17:10.400 yes you do
00:17:10.920 and i'm back with your baby ass sleeves
00:17:12.980 bro like what is this shit bro
00:17:14.500 and you shaved your face
00:17:15.360 that's who you look like
00:17:15.800 this shit don't know if it want to be a muscle shirt or not
00:17:18.040 bro you tweaking bro
00:17:19.300 what is that
00:17:20.080 you zesty as hell bro
00:17:22.120 don't worry about what size my shit is
00:17:24.160 throw your titles wrong
00:17:30.400 Tory Lanez special
00:17:32.400 yeah it's not Tory Lanez
00:17:34.780 you gonna try to fry with that big ass gap in your teeth huh
00:17:37.100 IceJJFish
00:17:37.860 look at this nigga bro
00:17:38.800 put your face on the camera
00:17:40.440 put it on the camera
00:17:41.320 do you see that crate
00:17:42.420 you can swallow ten quarters at once
00:17:44.160 you ugly ass nigga
00:17:45.000 big big head
00:17:46.360 little face ass nigga
00:17:47.320 flat foot face ass nigga
00:17:48.800 look at your corn teeth
00:17:50.080 yeah that sounds good
00:17:51.980 that's just sounds great
00:17:53.340 you you look ugly ass nigga man
00:17:55.240 beefy kneecap face ass nigga
00:17:57.280 shave that little dirty ass mustache
00:17:59.040 and bust your teeth man
00:18:00.540 what's going on with you
00:18:01.980 I'm gonna fuck your mother
00:18:05.740 you bum bitch
00:18:07.100 fuck you
00:18:07.920 yo who is this fucking ugly fuck
00:18:10.780 that's celery
00:18:11.380 I need dick
00:18:12.760 I don't got that right now brother
00:18:16.600 yo have you ever kissed a man bro
00:18:21.480 Jesus
00:18:24.140 can you pick me up
00:18:25.080 let's see
00:18:25.940 stand up
00:18:26.440 nah this is gonna be such
00:18:28.000 no I actually won't stand up
00:18:29.080 nah you gonna do some weird shit to me bro
00:18:33.600 no I'm not
00:18:34.480 come over here
00:18:35.060 alright bet
00:18:35.680 can I be shirtless on live
00:18:37.540 yeah you can
00:18:38.100 take off your shirt
00:18:38.720 no
00:18:39.660 no do it
00:18:40.360 you're allowed to
00:18:41.400 everyone spam it
00:18:42.160 no no no
00:18:42.960 yeah
00:18:43.220 pick me up
00:18:44.320 alright alright
00:18:44.920 how much you weigh honestly
00:18:46.560 I weigh like 130 man
00:18:48.160 130
00:18:49.180 yeah
00:18:49.660 I'm gonna spin caps
00:18:50.920 how much you got to weigh
00:18:52.820 come on
00:18:53.400 I weigh 130
00:18:54.020 oh god
00:18:54.680 on the king james bible
00:18:55.800 I would never lie in my entire life
00:18:57.440 you're not trying
00:19:04.940 come on
00:19:05.380 you had me
00:19:06.020 come on
00:19:06.700 he got me up
00:19:11.300 his backers
00:19:12.680 he got a hernia for sure
00:19:13.820 that was a cute prom picture man
00:19:17.960 alright take off your hoodie
00:19:19.640 why what do you want from me
00:19:21.560 you're gonna be a stripper
00:19:27.340 what would my stripper name be
00:19:28.280 chat what would my stripper name be
00:19:29.900 yo
00:19:30.920 jmoney thanks for the 10,000 bits
00:19:32.480 motherfucker
00:19:33.160 how much is 10,000 bits
00:19:34.440 I'm about to send you 20,000 right now
00:19:35.780 $100
00:19:36.080 alright I'm gonna send you 20,000
00:19:37.820 are you actually
00:19:38.480 how do I do
00:19:39.200 do you have the twitch app
00:19:40.460 yes
00:19:41.240 I only subscribe to you
00:19:42.540 how about you just gift subs instead
00:19:44.100 because the whole chat eats off it
00:19:45.820 alright watch watch watch
00:19:46.660 do you know how to gift subs
00:19:47.300 you really are only sub to me
00:19:48.860 that's so cute
00:19:49.840 look look look
00:19:50.600 okay
00:19:50.980 aww
00:19:51.900 he's giving me 50 subs right now
00:19:53.840 I'm gonna do 150
00:19:54.940 I just can only buy 50 at a time
00:19:58.100 jmoney said
00:19:58.860 I want to get my dick sucked
00:20:00.220 by who man
00:20:01.080 cause I'm with that
00:20:02.220 me too
00:20:02.680 my fault auntie
00:20:05.980 alright I'm gifting 50 subs
00:20:08.160 aww
00:20:09.160 everyone's fam W
00:20:10.260 they're saying W gonna
00:20:11.760 alright bro
00:20:12.420 W Jasper
00:20:13.880 W
00:20:14.400 he's actually gifting some fucking subs right now
00:20:16.880 it's not letting me
00:20:17.640 cause y'all got these junkie asses
00:20:18.840 wifi
00:20:19.400 hey
00:20:20.580 we have good wifi
00:20:21.460 do you have a samsung
00:20:22.400 come on
00:20:23.440 you're playing with my top now bro
00:20:24.720 what kind of phone you got
00:20:25.680 this little red
00:20:26.360 koopa troopa ass phone
00:20:27.460 fuck you bro
00:20:30.340 niggas be too worried about me bro
00:20:32.480 Jasper
00:20:33.800 fuck me
00:20:35.080 I'm gonna punch you in your face man
00:20:37.160 oh it's loud
00:20:38.780 okay
00:20:39.700 give 50 subs
00:20:41.140 yes you just
00:20:42.260 now I only have fucking 49
00:20:44.940 no you just sub that tier 1
00:20:46.720 I have 40
00:20:48.000 bro fuck you
00:20:48.840 I don't know how to do this
00:20:49.820 now you have 49 tokens
00:20:51.560 okay should I buy one more token
00:20:53.340 yeah buy a token
00:20:54.240 that you can get 50
00:20:54.900 this man is laundering my money
00:20:58.900 oh my god
00:21:00.540 I'm literally
00:21:00.820 you know who Seth Rogen is
00:21:01.880 I'm playing with him tomorrow
00:21:03.220 he's gonna be on my stream tomorrow
00:21:04.520 really
00:21:04.980 playing uno with him
00:21:05.760 isn't that crazy
00:21:06.540 no way
00:21:06.820 I'm literally pulling up on Seth Rogen
00:21:08.880 you should suck his dick live
00:21:10.160 really
00:21:10.900 yeah
00:21:11.440 would it go viral
00:21:13.260 no it would just be hot
00:21:15.280 and it would turn me on
00:21:17.100 alright look
00:21:18.360 I successfully suggest
00:21:19.700 for fully give to 50 subs
00:21:21.640 there you go
00:21:23.200 aww sad boy Jasper
00:21:24.940 are you sad
00:21:26.160 yes
00:21:26.940 because when
00:21:27.620 you were in Miami without me
00:21:29.000 I just couldn't stop thinking about you
00:21:30.920 I'm sorry
00:21:31.580 you're so cute
00:21:33.240 Chirac
00:21:34.240 they should have 5 gifted
00:21:35.080 dude where is Tori bro
00:21:37.380 okay what are we doing
00:21:38.080 we're gonna freestyle with Tori
00:21:39.240 we're gonna play
00:21:40.020 we're gonna go play basketball
00:21:41.060 have you ever played basketball before
00:21:42.400 come on
00:21:42.940 stop playing me
00:21:43.500 I'll be hooping niggas up bro
00:21:44.580 damn
00:21:44.800 you're not better than me
00:21:45.760 oh my mama
00:21:46.880 I'm frying this nigga
00:21:48.020 oh we're gonna 1 on 1
00:21:48.960 oh 1,000
00:21:49.660 2,000
00:21:50.440 no 1,000 locked
00:21:51.800 2,000
00:21:53.440 2,000
00:21:54.160 1,000
00:21:55.660 locked
00:21:56.100 I say 1,000 locked
00:21:56.980 1,000 locked
00:21:57.760 locked
00:21:58.400 what are we going up to
00:21:59.120 cause I'll be going out of breath
00:22:00.640 but
00:22:01.400 I think we're going to 21
00:22:02.900 and we go to 21
00:22:05.060 we're playing
00:22:06.140 he's Gibby and I'm Vinny
00:22:08.180 nah
00:22:08.840 yo
00:22:09.400 we hooped
00:22:10.120 we used to hoop everyday
00:22:11.680 nah me too
00:22:12.480 I used to play ball in high school
00:22:13.340 that's cap
00:22:13.600 you were ass
00:22:14.120 Ryan Garcia literally balled you up
00:22:15.860 bro Ryan literally
00:22:16.700 I didn't touch the ball once
00:22:17.860 dumbass
00:22:18.260 because you're ass
00:22:19.060 you're anus
00:22:19.600 you couldn't touch the ball
00:22:20.380 shut the fuck up bitch
00:22:21.600 wait hold on
00:22:23.900 what was that listed
00:22:26.460 hey let me see that glove real quick
00:22:28.680 and tell me
00:22:29.100 no
00:22:29.560 no
00:22:30.900 let me see that
00:22:31.300 come on right or left
00:22:32.520 that one right right there
00:22:33.780 I'm about to punch this nigga
00:22:35.020 no actually don't please
00:22:36.140 why not
00:22:38.620 why do you have these
00:22:42.020 I'm getting ready to train
00:22:43.340 oh you about to fight Faze Rudd
00:22:45.240 Faze Rudd he gonna beat your arm and head ass up
00:22:48.140 yes sir
00:22:48.900 I fuck with Noah
00:22:50.320 but I ain't gonna lie
00:22:51.020 Faze Rudd he gonna tatter the ass up
00:22:52.840 word two
00:22:53.960 word two
00:22:54.780 Faze Rudd
00:22:55.640 I'm betting 30,000 on Aiden
00:22:57.640 yeah he gonna whoop yo ass
00:23:00.020 I don't know why you taking this fight
00:23:02.340 cause I'm training him
00:23:03.800 you are
00:23:04.460 no
00:23:04.880 I can't
00:23:05.780 now Ryan's gonna train me I think
00:23:07.580 I like more
00:23:08.520 the bigger violence
00:23:09.860 we can't speak about
00:23:10.920 what violence
00:23:13.540 nothing
00:23:14.460 come on bro
00:23:17.240 let me see
00:23:18.120 let me see a little punch
00:23:18.980 let me see a jab
00:23:19.680 or a check hook
00:23:20.460 on you
00:23:20.840 yeah
00:23:21.460 let me see something man
00:23:23.540 I'll let you hit me
00:23:24.720 actually
00:23:25.180 not on your cheek
00:23:26.200 nah I hit me
00:23:26.980 no
00:23:27.380 yeah
00:23:28.380 not on your cheek
00:23:29.160 come on
00:23:29.580 take off your shirt
00:23:30.380 let me punch you in your stomach
00:23:31.240 why I gotta take my shirt off man
00:23:33.960 I feel bad
00:23:35.640 I don't wanna hurt
00:23:36.240 Chad do I punch him yes or no
00:23:37.800 come on
00:23:38.080 come on
00:23:38.800 no bro no
00:23:41.500 yo bro
00:23:42.160 I saw you
00:23:42.780 yo Michael he's gonna 10 gifted
00:23:43.760 that nigga said you hit
00:23:44.880 lighter than Addison Rae bro
00:23:46.340 he was joking
00:23:47.780 nah
00:23:48.420 we went to dinner
00:23:49.720 and he was like nah
00:23:50.940 okay no he did not
00:23:52.180 come on
00:23:52.720 come on man
00:23:53.320 I'll punch you in your shoulder
00:23:54.580 that's not gonna do no damage
00:23:56.760 you want me to hit you in your face
00:23:57.660 yeah
00:23:57.920 for real
00:23:58.480 mm-hmm
00:23:59.620 yep
00:24:00.240 if I don't move
00:24:02.580 face rugs looking ass
00:24:05.320 come on
00:24:06.960 I'm waiting
00:24:09.700 go
00:24:16.180 take the hoodie off
00:24:16.900 I don't want the zipper to hit you
00:24:17.680 nah the dreads is going
00:24:18.960 wow
00:24:19.420 come on
00:24:20.760 actually
00:24:22.360 bro you are a pussy
00:24:23.520 there we go
00:24:25.900 face rugs looking ass
00:24:29.620 oh you want me to put you harder
00:24:30.660 yeah
00:24:31.080 actually
00:24:31.960 I want to see what you like bro
00:24:33.800 I'm trying to test the gangster
00:24:35.080 no I can't
00:24:36.240 as hard as I can
00:24:37.020 yeah
00:24:37.460 no Jasper
00:24:38.660 bro
00:24:39.080 this nigga
00:24:39.700 like come on bro
00:24:40.600 like come on
00:24:41.760 I'm gonna do a medium again
00:24:44.240 you tell me if it
00:24:44.800 no bro
00:24:45.460 that was some lib
00:24:46.340 nigga
00:24:47.140 it felt like
00:24:47.820 nigga blue
00:24:48.520 just come on
00:24:50.340 that was medium
00:24:52.900 nah you gonna knock
00:24:53.660 face rugs out
00:24:54.460 cause it feel like
00:24:55.540 my brain disconnected
00:24:56.500 a little bit
00:24:57.020 that was medium though
00:24:58.180 do you want me to go hard
00:24:58.920 nah
00:24:59.240 I think
00:24:59.840 you kinda rock the nigga
00:25:01.580 alright
00:25:02.780 I'm kidding
00:25:07.880 I'm kidding
00:25:08.180 you're moving pretty hard
00:25:09.000 bro
00:25:09.360 you're moving pretty hard
00:25:10.340 look at their spamming bro
00:25:12.380 what are they spamming
00:25:13.080 what
00:25:17.840 does that mean he has to
00:25:19.560 hit me back chat
00:25:20.280 no
00:25:20.840 so it's equal
00:25:21.800 hey what do you look like
00:25:22.720 without a beard
00:25:23.280 I look good
00:25:24.820 do you really
00:25:25.460 yeah
00:25:25.800 I don't know man
00:25:28.280 I feel like you got a little ass
00:25:30.340 a little ass what
00:25:32.220 weird ass face
00:25:33.380 oh fuck yeah
00:25:33.980 wait hold on hold on
00:25:35.600 a weird face
00:25:36.440 what do you mean by that
00:25:37.080 like you just got a weird ass face
00:25:38.660 they're saying my beard carries my looks
00:25:40.360 nah I just found Aiden
00:25:42.500 oh look
00:25:43.300 my nigga Waluigi
00:25:44.180 no no no
00:25:45.980 I ain't gonna
00:25:46.560 I ain't gonna take credit for it
00:25:47.880 let me see
00:25:48.240 Joe's taking credit for this one
00:25:49.580 who
00:25:49.820 but Sid from
00:25:51.080 sorry
00:25:51.820 oh god this is you
00:25:54.660 literally this is you
00:25:55.780 Joe Dirt definitely
00:25:56.740 this is you
00:25:57.880 this is you
00:25:58.340 this is you
00:25:58.360 cinnamon toy story is 100% you
00:26:00.940 2 million percent
00:26:02.520 I'm sorry
00:26:03.100 I'm sorry bro
00:26:04.980 wow you're so funny
00:26:07.760 where's my bald ass singing friend
00:26:15.600 bro where's Tori bro
00:26:16.960 by the way
00:26:17.600 chat
00:26:18.160 he owe
00:26:18.720 Tori owes you a
00:26:19.740 he owes me a verse for the album
00:26:21.420 so everyone has to spam it eventually
00:26:23.240 like when he walks in
00:26:24.060 yeah
00:26:24.380 cause I need my fucking verse
00:26:26.080 tell the story
00:26:26.760 so he told you he was gonna do it
00:26:27.760 and then he just never did it
00:26:28.580 no
00:26:28.960 I'm not
00:26:29.500 he's trying to politic
00:26:30.640 Tori's my friend
00:26:31.880 I love Tori
00:26:32.960 I would kiss his bald head
00:26:34.540 but
00:26:35.320 I need the verse for the album
00:26:37.540 he told me he's gonna do it
00:26:39.380 and he's doing it
00:26:40.220 oh okay
00:26:40.620 he's not running off
00:26:42.180 Tori's a very honest man
00:26:43.520 let's just see how far they are now
00:26:45.020 I guarantee they haven't left
00:26:46.020 I have raised location
00:26:46.960 okay check it
00:26:47.940 that's my bitch man
00:26:49.460 you know
00:26:49.840 I gotta have my shorty location
00:26:51.400 yo
00:26:52.080 we're on the way
00:26:53.420 I'm in the car
00:26:54.200 we're moving
00:26:54.860 how far are you
00:26:56.380 17 minutes
00:26:58.000 this fucking guy
00:26:59.560 yo
00:26:59.820 come here naked
00:27:00.620 or that's
00:27:01.420 why'd you take a fucking slow route
00:27:03.560 since 14 minutes on my shit
00:27:05.440 that's where you find out
00:27:07.200 you're
00:27:07.900 you're moving like that
00:27:09.260 what you mean
00:27:10.080 I need my verse
00:27:11.300 it's from that bald man
00:27:12.380 sounds good
00:27:17.520 they're capping
00:27:18.180 we can literally fuck
00:27:20.380 we're raised cowgirl
00:27:21.220 we can literally fuck
00:27:22.360 you can come on
00:27:23.140 no
00:27:23.420 this is what we can do
00:27:24.340 we can fuck
00:27:25.180 you can come in my mouth
00:27:26.080 I can gargle it back up
00:27:27.260 no listen
00:27:28.300 I can spit it in your ass
00:27:29.640 eat it
00:27:30.420 and then make out with you
00:27:31.820 and they would still not even be
00:27:33.260 five minutes away
00:27:34.000 my pops might see that
00:27:35.560 your dad might see this
00:27:36.940 100%
00:27:37.760 you just tweaked out
00:27:40.780 freaked out
00:27:41.440 you just did the whole nine
00:27:42.760 what do you mean
00:27:43.460 wait your dad's gonna see that
00:27:44.460 what do you mean
00:27:44.900 it was too vivid
00:27:45.720 like it's like you done did that
00:27:47.340 wait
00:27:48.000 so your dad's actually
00:27:49.200 call your dad on now
00:27:51.080 let me talk to him
00:27:51.660 alright
00:27:52.120 what do you want to say to him
00:27:53.900 just let me talk to him
00:27:54.780 you're not gonna say nothing
00:27:56.640 that's right
00:27:57.280 let me
00:27:58.000 you're not
00:27:58.400 I won't
00:27:59.320 oh shit
00:28:02.160 alright
00:28:05.860 damn this
00:28:09.280 fucking idiot
00:28:10.220 he needs to answer
00:28:10.840 oh there we go
00:28:11.880 that's your ringtone
00:28:14.500 no
00:28:15.140 I'm calling him
00:28:15.820 hey yo pops
00:28:17.480 what's up little man
00:28:19.500 my friend want to say
00:28:20.780 my friend want to talk to you
00:28:22.480 okay
00:28:23.380 hey how you doing
00:28:24.740 how's it going brody
00:28:26.840 good how are you
00:28:28.300 damn your beard looks hella good
00:28:30.000 I like your beard
00:28:30.600 thanks
00:28:31.940 do you want to say hi to my stream
00:28:34.380 no
00:28:34.740 no
00:28:35.180 my brother is a gang member
00:28:38.400 he can't
00:28:39.200 no
00:28:39.500 oh you're
00:28:40.820 I'm good
00:28:41.400 no no no
00:28:42.180 don't do it
00:28:42.600 don't do it
00:28:43.440 no
00:28:44.240 no
00:28:44.560 no chance
00:28:45.440 okay
00:28:45.920 how big is your dick
00:28:47.020 holy shit
00:28:49.140 oh shit
00:28:52.260 probably big as your shoe
00:28:54.980 really
00:28:55.900 let me see it
00:28:57.820 oh no
00:28:58.400 I can't show his face
00:29:01.660 no
00:29:02.160 really
00:29:03.260 no
00:29:03.900 dad you trying to get caught up man
00:29:06.740 how would you feel if I fucked a man dad
00:29:11.500 that's not for me to feel
00:29:15.260 that's you
00:29:16.720 you
00:29:17.400 I still love you
00:29:18.880 for real
00:29:19.260 W dad
00:29:20.160 I could move back in the house and shit
00:29:22.220 yeah
00:29:23.140 you're always going to be my son
00:29:25.000 can he move in with me
00:29:26.100 yeah
00:29:27.600 I'm going to
00:29:28.240 I'm going to fuck the shit out of him
00:29:29.840 at the house
00:29:30.540 no
00:29:31.680 not here
00:29:32.500 you said what
00:29:35.220 your grandma would die
00:29:37.220 no
00:29:37.980 man
00:29:38.880 no she wouldn't
00:29:40.460 grandma is a lesbian
00:29:41.440 and I found that shit out
00:29:42.620 I found it out
00:29:43.740 auntie Margaret was never my auntie
00:29:46.320 and I'm hanging up with you
00:29:47.440 and I'm about to tell these niggas this story
00:29:49.140 it was this fucking lady
00:29:50.840 that used to come to my house
00:29:52.360 and my grandma introduced her as auntie Margaret
00:29:54.580 and she used to always bring these fucking lemon cookies
00:29:57.060 and then she would just go to my grandma room
00:29:59.120 for like
00:29:59.740 two hours
00:30:01.000 and then just leave
00:30:01.820 she wouldn't even say nothing
00:30:02.820 and then one day
00:30:03.840 I found out my grandma was a lesbian
00:30:05.200 and then I'm thinking
00:30:06.680 I found out auntie Margaret wasn't my real auntie
00:30:09.240 and I was like
00:30:10.480 this bitch was trifling going in there
00:30:12.640 and fucking my grandma
00:30:13.600 oh god
00:30:14.700 oh everything I love
00:30:16.040 my grandma was a low down lesbian
00:30:18.520 and I can't believe it
00:30:20.380 I can't believe it
00:30:22.660 so how was your parent born
00:30:24.960 I don't know
00:30:26.960 oh adopted
00:30:27.860 no
00:30:28.620 I don't know
00:30:31.340 I just know she was fucking auntie Margaret
00:30:33.180 auntie Margaret was not auntie Margaret
00:30:34.620 auntie Margaret is a freakazoid
00:30:36.100 she's fucking my grandma
00:30:37.500 she's bringing these lemon cookies
00:30:39.600 wait so what happened with
00:30:41.160 wait your dad's a gangster for real
00:30:43.020 come on bro
00:30:44.800 oh my bad
00:30:45.360 I don't know
00:30:46.020 I'm not
00:30:48.100 I'm not trying to snitch or anything
00:30:49.160 I'm not a narc
00:30:50.100 but I'm just curious
00:30:51.000 so we went to prison
00:30:52.620 why do you give me that little smirk man
00:30:55.460 we went to prison for some crazy shit
00:30:58.540 you're not saying nothing
00:30:59.420 nothing
00:30:59.780 I'm not a snitch
00:31:00.540 nope
00:31:00.880 what if they like
00:31:02.860 you walk out of here
00:31:04.040 if you say
00:31:04.800 you know what you gotta say
00:31:05.920 you get 50 years
00:31:06.880 what do I get if I don't snitch
00:31:08.740 50 years
00:31:09.840 not 30
00:31:12.520 30
00:31:13.020 did you do it
00:31:15.600 did you actually do it
00:31:16.440 yeah we both did it
00:31:17.940 but if you tell my part
00:31:19.160 you out of there
00:31:19.800 I swear to god
00:31:25.120 I would
00:31:26.700 not snitch
00:31:27.800 oh god
00:31:29.100 this nigga snitching for sure
00:31:32.740 would you
00:31:33.600 no bro
00:31:34.540 yeah bro
00:31:35.540 if I did the shit
00:31:36.940 I gotta stand on that
00:31:39.000 chat are you guys snitching
00:31:40.260 like
00:31:40.640 they call me federal now
00:31:42.860 what does that mean
00:31:43.440 how am I federal
00:31:45.500 this nigga's a fed
00:31:46.980 ain't not
00:31:48.040 if we did the shit
00:31:49.560 you gotta stand on it
00:31:50.540 but I feel like you'd be in there
00:31:51.480 spooked out
00:31:52.200 you gonna have to get a chest tap
00:31:55.280 turn into a gang member
00:31:56.480 you might get your booty hole tickled
00:31:58.240 yeah that's a fact
00:31:59.900 and you've been with all that
00:32:00.880 you know what I mean
00:32:01.280 well I would enjoy that
00:32:02.520 that's why I feel like
00:32:03.240 if I ever went to prison
00:32:03.960 I'd be alright
00:32:04.400 because I like that stuff
00:32:05.600 just kidding
00:32:06.460 I don't actually like it
00:32:07.360 no but for all that
00:32:08.120 what you were saying
00:32:08.740 you'd be someone's bitch
00:32:09.820 I'd have to
00:32:10.240 really
00:32:10.700 yeah
00:32:11.240 for sure
00:32:11.800 100%
00:32:12.500 you'd be dressed up like a girl
00:32:13.780 for sure
00:32:14.300 they'd make me
00:32:14.900 yeah
00:32:15.240 you'd be someone's bitch
00:32:17.300 you're gonna be in there
00:32:17.860 crop topped up man
00:32:18.940 or you could be a gang member
00:32:21.900 early bang on that nigga in there
00:32:23.800 and squabble up
00:32:25.480 you feel me
00:32:26.140 hey did you wax your chest
00:32:29.100 nah I shaved it
00:32:30.660 oh my god
00:32:32.320 I cannot do prison
00:32:33.420 fuck
00:32:34.340 no
00:32:35.160 no imagine doing prison
00:32:37.420 fuck
00:32:37.900 what you mean
00:32:38.460 it's valid
00:32:39.280 it's scary
00:32:39.980 it's valid
00:32:40.520 if you do prison
00:32:41.860 you gotta go federal
00:32:42.620 you gotta go all the way
00:32:43.620 federal is way better
00:32:44.940 than state prison
00:32:45.720 yeah
00:32:46.200 what's federal
00:32:46.880 what they're calling you
00:32:48.680 federal
00:32:49.140 federal
00:32:49.680 nah they say he a snitch
00:32:51.460 though he cooperating
00:32:52.400 you really wanna snitch on me
00:32:54.040 alright what if you saw me
00:32:55.340 do some shit
00:32:56.080 I slimed a nigga out
00:32:57.740 right
00:32:58.100 bro
00:32:58.480 do I know you
00:32:59.040 like are you my friend
00:32:59.920 you know me how you know me
00:33:00.980 and they like bro
00:33:02.260 you a confidence
00:33:03.520 you gonna get 10 years
00:33:04.640 if you don't say nothing
00:33:06.000 nah you gonna get 5 years
00:33:07.100 oh 5 I'll do it
00:33:08.540 oh you 20
00:33:09.580 I'm 20
00:33:10.120 fuck me young
00:33:10.900 alright you get 10
00:33:11.720 10 or 15
00:33:12.900 but I'ma get
00:33:14.380 40 nigga
00:33:15.340 cause I just slimed a nigga
00:33:16.380 mask off
00:33:17.280 broad daylight
00:33:17.820 and I have you say
00:33:19.060 anything you saw
00:33:20.460 you out of here
00:33:21.160 are you gonna
00:33:22.000 bother me like that
00:33:23.140 or are we in there together
00:33:24.300 bro
00:33:29.440 you saw me do it
00:33:30.780 but you ain't
00:33:31.240 I might have to snitch
00:33:32.100 no way
00:33:35.800 psych
00:33:37.040 I'm not snitching bro
00:33:38.140 this nigga capping y'all
00:33:39.460 never do no crime
00:33:40.680 with Ada Ross
00:33:41.400 what do you mean
00:33:42.260 don't do it
00:33:43.100 okay
00:33:43.740 but you have to understand
00:33:45.500 I didn't do anything
00:33:46.700 but like you was with me
00:33:48.880 but I didn't do
00:33:49.580 I didn't know you were
00:33:50.220 gonna do that
00:33:50.480 look we went to Chipotle
00:33:51.440 right
00:33:51.720 did I know you were
00:33:52.240 gonna do that
00:33:52.660 no look
00:33:53.280 come on bro
00:33:53.880 we went to Chipotle
00:33:54.880 and the nigga in there
00:33:55.560 tweaked out
00:33:56.420 and he about to kill
00:33:57.520 he trying to beat you up
00:33:58.880 not going there
00:33:59.440 I slimed bro out
00:34:00.360 oh then hell
00:34:01.200 I'm not snitching
00:34:01.980 you saved my fucking life
00:34:03.520 alright
00:34:04.040 but what if he was
00:34:04.840 just violating me though
00:34:05.800 and he didn't have
00:34:06.420 nothing to do with you
00:34:06.940 and I slimed him out
00:34:07.680 you're my boy
00:34:08.340 but why'd you have to kill him
00:34:09.240 you couldn't just beat him up
00:34:10.180 this shit not for fashion
00:34:13.820 I paid a thousand
00:34:14.840 for this
00:34:15.340 for what
00:34:16.160 for the
00:34:17.100 I ain't about to box
00:34:19.060 no nigga
00:34:19.520 fuck
00:34:19.960 you feel me
00:34:20.580 that's dead
00:34:21.540 you don't have to kill him though bro
00:34:23.280 you don't have to kill him
00:34:24.300 my
00:34:25.780 A&R manager
00:34:28.220 best friend in the world
00:34:29.500 Connor just said
00:34:30.640 he's gonna fight you
00:34:31.580 if you don't change your title
00:34:32.580 but he's not changing the title
00:34:33.940 because my bald head ass
00:34:35.520 singing friend
00:34:36.580 Tory is on the way
00:34:37.740 what's the title
00:34:38.460 Tory Lane special
00:34:39.720 oh okay
00:34:40.680 don't change it
00:34:42.160 my bald friend is on the way
00:34:43.120 it's actually
00:34:43.520 Kanye Feast special
00:34:44.900 I did not change that
00:34:48.060 by the way
00:34:48.300 the guy you were on the phone
00:34:49.720 with changed it
00:34:50.240 his name's Celery
00:34:51.660 Celery changed it
00:34:55.140 not me
00:34:55.540 Celery
00:34:56.580 let me explain something to you
00:34:58.520 if I ever see you
00:34:59.820 I'm gonna get beat up
00:35:02.720 like the dude
00:35:03.160 in Miami
00:35:04.060 chill
00:35:04.600 this nigga incriminating us
00:35:06.700 what happened in Miami
00:35:07.420 you incriminating
00:35:08.340 this nigga's a fan
00:35:09.700 look at this
00:35:10.220 look at this
00:35:10.840 this is what he's talking about
00:35:11.760 this nigga is a
00:35:12.820 the police
00:35:13.980 the police
00:35:15.100 this is what happened in Miami
00:35:17.000 and he trying to
00:35:18.700 holy fuck
00:35:22.100 slime that nigga
00:35:25.140 out
00:35:25.920 and you gonna be on
00:35:27.080 fucking
00:35:27.740 why'd you do that
00:35:29.720 do what
00:35:30.740 I mean why'd that person do that
00:35:32.200 seriously why
00:35:34.380 he was harassing a woman
00:35:36.480 and we respect women
00:35:37.480 he was making her uncomfortable
00:35:38.840 so he had a
00:35:39.760 he was in the wrong
00:35:40.580 he was making a woman uncomfortable
00:35:42.200 we had to step over
00:35:43.180 we respect women around here
00:35:44.700 why do you swing like that
00:35:45.880 why do you look like that
00:35:49.300 why are you barefoot
00:35:50.680 curling your little fat ass toes up
00:35:52.240 look at this nigga
00:35:53.060 you got these big beefy ass toes
00:35:54.880 bro don't worry about me
00:35:55.780 that's too much
00:35:56.600 okay so you swung on him
00:35:58.340 no he didn't do it
00:36:00.100 I didn't
00:36:00.320 pause
00:36:00.740 let me wax your legs bro
00:36:02.860 really
00:36:04.040 yeah bro
00:36:05.000 you only get couples massages
00:36:08.540 but me and you are the
00:36:09.340 can we show the video
00:36:09.980 they want to see it
00:36:10.640 no brother
00:36:11.860 where the fuck is Tory
00:36:12.700 bro where is he
00:36:13.840 oh you freaking out
00:36:15.040 get mad
00:36:15.640 who's here
00:36:16.240 oh
00:36:17.600 slime ball
00:36:19.980 they're my best friends in here
00:36:21.280 century man
00:36:22.080 can I tell you
00:36:22.820 the motherfucking slime ball
00:36:24.900 hey me and him were at the casino
00:36:26.360 until uh
00:36:27.160 2pm everyday
00:36:28.160 yeah
00:36:28.440 why are they here
00:36:30.880 and you didn't tell me
00:36:31.660 my best friend
00:36:32.180 you just woke up
00:36:33.060 do you have that
00:36:33.620 no I didn't
00:36:34.140 do you have that coke
00:36:34.880 why do your eyes look like that
00:36:35.920 I've been working bro
00:36:37.620 nah you've been working
00:36:38.520 on that 8 ball
00:36:39.800 he's shit
00:36:40.520 blasting that hook down
00:36:42.680 you don't got no more
00:36:43.920 you
00:36:44.760 you was just telling me
00:36:45.920 about the
00:36:46.340 shut up bro
00:36:47.700 I don't even do coke
00:36:49.260 I haven't been in here
00:36:51.820 in a club
00:36:52.660 on God
00:36:53.200 on God
00:36:53.940 on the King James Bible
00:36:54.900 on my grandma's
00:36:56.040 darkest grandson
00:36:56.760 on me
00:36:57.460 I've been here
00:36:59.740 waiting on you
00:37:00.300 me and Aiden
00:37:01.600 were planning on doing
00:37:02.300 I thought it was Tory bro
00:37:03.480 yeah
00:37:04.420 oh so now he doesn't
00:37:05.760 I'm about to call
00:37:08.900 Mr. Tory
00:37:09.580 chat everyone's been
00:37:11.060 where's Tory
00:37:11.620 let's FaceTime it bro
00:37:12.360 like where is he bro
00:37:13.540 I'm gonna FaceTime
00:37:14.600 oh Zia's called me
00:37:20.000 hold on
00:37:20.720 Zia's had such a huge count
00:37:22.120 big DZ
00:37:32.980 go fuck yourself
00:37:34.300 big DZ
00:37:34.940 or fuck me maybe
00:37:36.280 big DZ
00:37:40.660 I love
00:37:41.180 dude his dick is huge
00:37:42.540 wait Jasper do you think you have a bigger dick than
00:37:44.420 100%
00:37:45.140 no you don't
00:37:45.600 no
00:37:45.800 I've seen Zia's dick
00:37:46.600 oh God wops out
00:37:47.100 nah
00:37:47.740 I'm not saying that
00:37:49.820 on live
00:37:51.020 what
00:37:51.520 nothing
00:37:52.240 no guys I've seen Zia's dick before
00:37:54.220 it's literally this big
00:37:55.260 I'm not even joking
00:37:56.060 it's like actually
00:37:56.680 why'd you like bust it out like that
00:37:58.320 it's like this
00:37:59.440 yeah why'd you extend it like that
00:38:00.800 you could've just said like that
00:38:01.880 like you've seen it bro
00:38:04.080 wow you know better bro
00:38:05.560 oh what the fuck
00:38:06.440 who am I calling
00:38:07.080 I'm tweeting
00:38:07.300 well I don't know bro
00:38:08.040 it's big DZ
00:38:08.500 I'm calling you
00:38:09.080 I'm tweeting
00:38:09.540 that was me
00:38:11.540 ah picklehead ass nigga
00:38:13.440 stop calling me
00:38:14.820 sorry
00:38:15.300 bro get this
00:38:17.660 get down bro
00:38:19.660 let's shit out of
00:38:20.140 alright can you call Jack Harlow right now
00:38:21.800 no
00:38:22.300 please bro
00:38:23.080 you're gonna get me in trouble
00:38:24.100 I wanna meet him
00:38:24.980 you're gonna get me in trouble
00:38:26.600 please
00:38:27.820 no
00:38:28.400 I really wanna talk to Jack
00:38:30.060 I would call anyone besides that man
00:38:32.020 anyone
00:38:34.100 I like
00:38:34.760 he's
00:38:35.260 he can get his back
00:38:36.200 alright who else
00:38:36.900 who else do you know
00:38:37.520 who's like
00:38:37.860 everybody
00:38:38.640 who else do you have
00:38:40.720 everybody
00:38:42.060 everybody
00:38:42.700 Nigos
00:38:43.180 no
00:38:44.300 I don't know them niggas
00:38:45.660 Drake
00:38:46.020 I don't know that nigga
00:38:47.140 but I know his friends
00:38:47.880 I know I like the
00:38:51.280 polo
00:38:52.560 nah bro
00:38:53.280 keep me out of that
00:38:54.300 listen Paul G
00:38:55.380 I love your music man
00:38:56.540 love to work with you
00:38:57.600 one day
00:38:58.000 this man
00:38:59.020 little baby
00:38:59.780 I'm riding with you
00:39:00.740 Aiden
00:39:01.220 Drew Ski
00:39:03.220 no
00:39:04.840 Jake Paul
00:39:08.520 they're saying
00:39:08.960 call Jake Paul
00:39:09.720 no
00:39:10.520 come on bro
00:39:11.720 what do I gotta do with that
00:39:13.220 um
00:39:13.780 Jack
00:39:17.160 no
00:39:18.160 I ain't looked at this chat
00:39:20.260 really
00:39:20.500 what these niggas be here
00:39:21.340 out there
00:39:21.660 ski mask
00:39:22.220 I have ski masks number
00:39:23.340 can y'all tell me
00:39:24.220 y'all love me please
00:39:25.220 can you call
00:39:25.700 do you know gonna
00:39:26.420 I can't call myself
00:39:28.600 at least you admit it
00:39:30.440 bro where's Tory bro
00:39:31.860 bro he's on the way man
00:39:33.320 trippy bread
00:39:34.200 that was just not funny
00:39:35.520 that was anus
00:39:36.240 like who raised you
00:39:38.780 I love you Jasper
00:39:40.260 oh they love me
00:39:41.760 thank you
00:39:43.000 tell me you love me
00:39:44.360 do you love me
00:39:45.600 love you so much
00:39:46.620 how much
00:39:47.260 bro he's still
00:39:49.060 bro he's still
00:39:49.080 this far away
00:39:51.380 11
00:39:52.220 that's valid
00:39:52.980 bro but he's been
00:39:53.960 11 minutes away
00:39:55.020 an hour
00:39:55.640 what are we doing to this man
00:39:56.580 let's prank him
00:39:57.620 we're gonna act like we're kissing
00:39:58.360 like this
00:39:58.880 hey yo
00:40:01.980 can we actually kiss
00:40:02.740 just actually like get close to me
00:40:04.640 like it needs to be look real
00:40:05.520 come over here
00:40:06.340 bro
00:40:06.600 bro
00:40:07.560 you open your
00:40:09.520 don't close your eyes
00:40:10.280 it's not real
00:40:10.640 you don't kiss with your eyes
00:40:11.540 open
00:40:11.740 we're not actually
00:40:12.240 when he walks out like that
00:40:13.400 just
00:40:13.620 I'm here bro
00:40:15.220 this guy's crazy
00:40:17.040 you're hurting me
00:40:18.540 come here
00:40:19.800 that's all I gotta do
00:40:21.560 no just that close
00:40:22.500 that's good bro
00:40:23.940 that's good
00:40:24.560 no
00:40:25.060 what do you mean
00:40:26.880 no
00:40:27.440 why
00:40:28.200 kiss wav
00:40:29.200 you can be literally
00:40:30.360 we do it all the time
00:40:32.140 anyway
00:40:32.380 it's normal
00:40:33.360 yeah
00:40:33.780 oh my god
00:40:34.840 they just call me
00:40:36.140 Tory Gaines
00:40:37.080 bro you niggas need
00:40:38.580 Connor
00:40:39.600 let me see this
00:40:42.540 punch wav for a thousand dollars
00:40:44.640 I'll punch Jasper for a thousand dollars
00:40:46.900 let me punch you for
00:40:48.120 five hundred wav
00:40:49.140 shnaggies call me
00:40:49.940 hold on
00:40:50.140 in the stomach
00:40:50.780 what's up
00:40:54.880 who the fuck is this big nigga
00:40:57.580 you cheating on me with bro
00:40:58.720 ayo we could
00:41:00.060 it's a polygamy bro
00:41:01.480 it's good
00:41:01.980 I'm on your team
00:41:03.020 nah bro
00:41:05.040 Aiden is mine bro
00:41:05.940 stop touching my nigga
00:41:07.000 what's wrong
00:41:07.560 yo this is my nigga
00:41:09.120 he said shut up
00:41:10.960 the coke head
00:41:11.480 the coke head
00:41:12.560 take some coke
00:41:14.620 you'll be running around
00:41:15.220 the house scratching yourself
00:41:16.040 who is shnaggy
00:41:16.780 yo shnaggy
00:41:17.520 first of all shnaggy
00:41:18.400 you in the dark
00:41:19.080 let me let me see
00:41:19.920 what you look like
00:41:20.540 cause I might want to
00:41:21.500 fuck you for real
00:41:22.360 shnaggy
00:41:24.320 I might be
00:41:25.000 see you now
00:41:26.420 shnaggy
00:41:27.120 baby
00:41:27.680 you got a boyfriend bro bro
00:41:28.500 no
00:41:29.240 promise
00:41:30.120 me and shnaggy are just
00:41:31.260 we just fuck
00:41:32.080 pinky promise
00:41:32.740 oh my god
00:41:35.300 you zesty bro
00:41:38.720 a little too zesty
00:41:39.420 let me hit you
00:41:40.980 no
00:41:42.080 the fuck
00:41:42.760 for
00:41:43.020 five hundred
00:41:44.420 five hundred dollars
00:41:46.200 no
00:41:47.640 a thousand
00:41:48.560 no
00:41:49.680 two thousand
00:41:50.480 five
00:41:51.220 five thousand
00:41:52.300 I got like
00:41:53.420 yeah I can do that
00:41:54.860 no way
00:41:56.340 five thousand
00:41:57.760 for what
00:41:59.360 wow
00:41:59.940 let me hit you
00:42:00.460 for five hundred dollars
00:42:01.340 do it
00:42:02.220 in the stomach
00:42:02.820 yeah
00:42:03.380 just do it bro
00:42:07.180 everyone's been
00:42:08.520 do it
00:42:08.940 do it
00:42:09.560 five hundred
00:42:10.080 like you're getting
00:42:12.260 paid five hundred
00:42:12.900 no
00:42:13.140 no you are
00:42:14.040 what
00:42:14.740 can you punch me
00:42:15.600 like
00:42:15.960 I mean I guess
00:42:17.920 I don't know
00:42:18.320 oh you said yes
00:42:19.020 go
00:42:19.340 can you be like a grand
00:42:20.600 nah
00:42:21.480 you give five
00:42:22.440 I'll put a couple
00:42:22.940 hundred bucks
00:42:23.300 depending on how good
00:42:24.760 you take the punch
00:42:25.380 go
00:42:25.700 I don't trust anything
00:42:27.640 I got the five hundred
00:42:28.740 cash
00:42:29.140 man
00:42:29.340 come on
00:42:29.740 all right
00:42:30.140 okay
00:42:33.640 count out five hundred
00:42:34.700 somewhere in there
00:42:38.620 count that out
00:42:39.520 real quick
00:42:40.000 did chap miss me
00:42:42.780 they don't miss you
00:42:44.700 junkie
00:42:45.140 I'm about to punch the
00:42:45.940 shit out of you
00:42:46.600 they're gonna punch him
00:42:47.780 and coke's gonna come out
00:42:48.660 he's used to it
00:42:54.720 he's used to it
00:42:55.260 yeah man
00:42:55.720 what you mean
00:42:56.440 used to it
00:42:56.920 because he's always like
00:42:57.760 dealing with coke
00:42:59.220 and transactions
00:42:59.880 and stuff
00:43:00.340 oh how much is that
00:43:01.360 I'm about to punch
00:43:04.780 the shit out of you
00:43:05.260 wait why are you
00:43:05.620 gonna say no
00:43:06.340 don't do it
00:43:07.780 oh they're saying
00:43:09.320 no they don't miss you
00:43:10.060 oh cool
00:43:11.260 just fuck myself
00:43:12.460 I'm finna
00:43:12.860 you ready
00:43:13.260 alright
00:43:14.140 come on
00:43:14.760 wait don't break
00:43:16.080 my fucking stomach
00:43:16.920 get in the frame
00:43:17.860 no I'm fucking scared
00:43:18.900 I'm actually scared
00:43:19.720 I don't even know
00:43:20.180 if this is worth it
00:43:20.780 go
00:43:21.040 you pinning up a couple
00:43:22.060 hundred or what
00:43:22.660 yeah you pinning up a couple hundred
00:43:23.580 wait is chest or stomach
00:43:24.700 either
00:43:24.960 chest is better for sure
00:43:26.940 nah hold his hand
00:43:27.800 nah I don't want it to be better
00:43:28.900 chat what's better chest or stomach
00:43:30.020 stomach
00:43:30.600 stomach
00:43:31.340 now I'm getting anxiety
00:43:32.420 did you eat yet
00:43:33.160 did you eat today
00:43:33.840 nah
00:43:34.280 he's not gonna throw up
00:43:35.340 nah
00:43:35.500 no cause I might make you shit
00:43:36.820 with your head out
00:43:37.380 look
00:43:37.800 hold his hand
00:43:38.540 don't fucking
00:43:39.120 don't punch me
00:43:39.820 in the car
00:43:40.180 that you can
00:43:40.680 put your money
00:43:42.300 in your pocket
00:43:42.780 who's here
00:43:44.680 hey sexy
00:43:47.160 what's up
00:43:48.020 what the fuck
00:43:48.520 you guys doing
00:43:49.140 come here real quick
00:43:50.000 we're gonna get
00:43:50.500 punching 500
00:43:51.100 we're gonna punch this
00:43:52.200 thing
00:43:52.380 oh no let me see
00:43:53.440 can you hit harder than me
00:43:56.140 I don't know
00:43:57.260 I would assume
00:43:58.060 you should punch me
00:43:58.640 Mike baby
00:43:59.500 Mike baby
00:44:00.660 let me finish this
00:44:01.760 yo about the
00:44:03.160 that big thing tomorrow
00:44:04.480 with that big
00:44:05.200 oh they're gonna know
00:44:05.840 about Seth
00:44:06.180 oh okay just making sure
00:44:07.240 guys me and Seth
00:44:08.040 are gonna fuck on stream
00:44:09.100 how do you want to do it
00:44:10.040 cause they just asked
00:44:10.780 do we want to do
00:44:11.240 three separate streams
00:44:12.220 or do we want to do
00:44:12.920 one stream where we
00:44:13.620 all sit together
00:44:14.080 I said one
00:44:14.800 cause that would be dope
00:44:15.520 Ricky wants me to do
00:44:16.620 a single stream with Seth
00:44:17.900 and then after that
00:44:18.420 we do the face channel
00:44:18.980 that's what he told me
00:44:20.980 talk to Ricky about it
00:44:22.060 he's not even coming
00:44:23.240 what
00:44:24.160 he's not even going
00:44:24.860 he's too sick
00:44:25.640 Ricky's sick
00:44:27.080 yeah
00:44:27.440 his new name's sick
00:44:29.300 not Rick
00:44:29.940 come on
00:44:31.100 that's such an old head
00:44:32.240 that's such an old head joke
00:44:33.300 I'm going to dinner
00:44:35.500 with my mom
00:44:35.940 let me see
00:44:36.320 oh have a good day
00:44:37.340 I love you
00:44:37.940 let me see
00:44:38.440 break my stomach
00:44:39.220 are you good everything
00:44:39.880 okay
00:44:40.180 great thank you
00:44:41.000 hey I don't know
00:44:43.000 why I was that skinny
00:44:43.820 you don't care right
00:44:44.560 I don't give a fuck
00:44:45.640 I think
00:44:45.980 okay
00:44:46.940 yeah
00:44:47.260 yeah
00:44:47.940 alright
00:44:48.540 alright
00:44:48.800 bro I'm not even about to punch this thing
00:44:50.120 punch me bro
00:44:51.040 yeah yeah yeah
00:44:51.740 come on
00:44:51.960 he said do it
00:44:52.640 come on
00:44:53.000 alright you gotta move your hand
00:44:54.380 oh shit Chuck
00:44:55.320 stop
00:44:55.800 stop
00:44:56.460 wait they can't see
00:44:57.220 they can't not see
00:44:57.940 flex
00:44:59.380 flex
00:44:59.920 just flex your stomach
00:45:00.940 yes
00:45:01.340 stop stop
00:45:01.840 stop
00:45:02.340 stop
00:45:02.840 oh
00:45:03.340 oh
00:45:03.840 oh
00:45:04.340 oh
00:45:04.840 oh
00:45:05.340 oh
00:45:06.340 oh
00:45:08.340 oh
00:45:09.340 oh
00:45:10.340 oh
00:45:10.840 man
00:45:11.340 oh
00:45:12.340 oh
00:45:12.840 oh
00:45:13.340 oh
00:45:14.340 that shit gave me a cramp
00:45:15.300 in the toes
00:45:15.900 you okay
00:45:19.900 you okay
00:45:20.900 huh
00:45:21.400 you okay
00:45:21.900 I can't even hear
00:45:22.900 I think I just want it
00:45:23.900 I can't even hear
00:45:24.900 I think I just want it
00:45:25.900 like everything just went black
00:45:28.900 Ryan Garcia I want your anus
00:45:30.900 me and you
00:45:31.900 I just
00:45:32.900 I feel like shit just went black
00:45:33.900 for like 10 seconds
00:45:34.900 I feel like shit just went black for like 10 seconds
00:45:35.900 I feel like shit just went black for like 10 seconds
00:45:36.900 pretty huge
00:45:37.900 you seen it
00:45:38.900 yeah
00:45:39.900 I saw it in my mouth
00:45:40.900 oh god
00:45:41.900 you did take it like a champ though
00:45:43.900 that actually hurt
00:45:45.900 I'm not even faking
00:45:46.900 that actually hurt
00:45:47.900 I swear to god
00:45:48.900 come on man
00:45:49.900 I hit you with the tea grizzly power man
00:45:50.900 hey you know what's crazy
00:45:51.900 citrus do it
00:45:52.900 no
00:45:53.900 can I get some of this water?
00:45:54.900 can I get a cup?
00:45:55.900 yeah have that gown
00:45:56.900 everyone but Tory Lane special
00:45:57.900 I know
00:45:58.900 what the fuck
00:45:59.900 Mike
00:46:00.900 him
00:46:01.900 him
00:46:02.900 him
00:46:03.900 I can't get a name
00:46:04.900 I just stay getting
00:46:05.900 I stay getting just
00:46:06.900 oh man
00:46:07.900 god damn
00:46:08.900 Waluigi
00:46:09.900 oh
00:46:10.900 okay that's what you lost it
00:46:11.900 Tory said he's three minutes away
00:46:14.900 chad is that cap or no cap
00:46:15.900 that shit is cap
00:46:16.900 bro he's literally two and a half hours late
00:46:18.900 two and a half hours
00:46:19.900 he's gonna grow hair before he gets here
00:46:21.900 you know what they
00:46:22.900 you know what they
00:46:23.900 you know what they told me
00:46:24.900 they said Aiden will be there at 5 o'clock
00:46:26.900 he's spray painting his hair for y'all right now
00:46:28.900 that's why he's late
00:46:30.900 that man no got no hair man
00:46:31.900 yo this shit just right here
00:46:33.900 you be getting your toes done?
00:46:34.900 no I just bite him
00:46:36.900 you be biting your toes?
00:46:37.900 watch
00:46:38.900 run through that shit in front of me nigga
00:46:39.900 why
00:46:41.900 that's that weird shit
00:46:42.900 bro don't do that
00:46:43.900 shut up
00:46:44.900 no bro you really be biting
00:46:45.900 bro first of all
00:46:46.900 keep that shit over there
00:46:47.900 you be biting
00:46:48.900 let me just show you once
00:46:49.900 no I don't want to see that
00:46:50.900 man
00:46:51.900 you be biting your toes
00:46:52.900 stop being a little kid
00:46:53.900 nigga I'm the little kid
00:46:54.900 this nigga's eating his
00:46:55.900 what do you do with the toenails
00:46:56.900 what do you do with the toenails
00:46:57.900 I'll show you
00:46:58.900 shop
00:46:59.900 stop
00:47:03.900 oh hell no
00:47:04.900 stop doing that
00:47:06.900 bro you just swallowed that
00:47:08.900 what?
00:47:09.900 this nigga just swallowed
00:47:11.900 follow him
00:47:12.900 fucking
00:47:13.900 yo yo they said
00:47:14.900 they said
00:47:15.900 Jasper's better than Tori
00:47:16.900 better guess than Tori
00:47:17.900 I'm already know
00:47:18.900 you ain't know what it is
00:47:19.900 it's your boy
00:47:20.900 erret erret
00:47:21.900 yo why do you even do that
00:47:22.900 fucker
00:47:23.900 yeah
00:47:25.900 take a seat walk
00:47:26.900 you look out bruh
00:47:27.900 I can't even kiss you no more
00:47:28.900 bro you just bitch
00:47:29.900 I know we can't make out anymore now
00:47:30.900 you get grossed out
00:47:31.900 you just bit your toe boy
00:47:33.900 who raised you bro
00:47:34.900 they're saying Jasper's better than Tori
00:47:36.900 that's crazy
00:47:37.900 cuz man they already know what it is
00:47:38.900 I need dick in my ass right now
00:47:42.900 give me a kiss
00:47:46.900 you mean what?
00:47:47.900 nothing
00:47:48.900 oh for sure
00:47:50.900 for sure
00:47:51.900 when did
00:47:52.900 oh fuck I can't say these words
00:47:53.900 oh when did you lose your V card man
00:47:55.900 how old were you?
00:47:56.900 16
00:47:57.900 but on my birthday
00:47:58.900 literally
00:47:59.900 really?
00:48:00.900 on my birthday
00:48:01.900 that's crazy
00:48:02.900 on my birthday
00:48:03.900 how old were you guys when you guys lost your card?
00:48:04.900 yeah
00:48:06.900 how were you?
00:48:07.900 oh god
00:48:08.900 I lost my shit the best way possible
00:48:10.900 it was like a movie
00:48:11.900 me too
00:48:12.900 I'm gonna let you talk to yours first
00:48:13.900 I was in 6th grade
00:48:14.900 no no no
00:48:15.900 on my mother rest in peace
00:48:16.900 I swear to god
00:48:17.900 I was in 6th grade
00:48:18.900 it was with this girl Alexa
00:48:19.900 Alexa if you ain't here I love you still
00:48:20.900 I ain't got to talk to you
00:48:21.900 she ghosted me
00:48:22.900 I was dating her for like 3 years
00:48:24.900 how much did you weigh back then?
00:48:26.900 I was skinny man
00:48:27.900 you wanna see me?
00:48:28.900 sure
00:48:29.900 I was a cute little 6th grader
00:48:30.900 tell a story though
00:48:31.900 I started eating when I got money
00:48:33.900 oh god
00:48:34.900 you know what I mean man
00:48:35.900 I was having
00:48:36.900 this is
00:48:37.900 nah this is not new
00:48:38.900 don't let me lie to y'all
00:48:39.900 anyway
00:48:41.900 tell your story first
00:48:42.900 so I was 16 years old
00:48:44.900 you know my dad had asked Aiden
00:48:45.900 what do you want for your 16?
00:48:46.900 I already had a car
00:48:47.900 so I was like alright
00:48:48.900 whatever
00:48:49.900 I just you know
00:48:50.900 I was seeing a girl at the time
00:48:51.900 straight up
00:48:52.900 I was just like yo
00:48:53.900 you know
00:48:55.900 I want a hotel room
00:48:56.900 sure because you know
00:48:57.900 you have to do 18 to get a hotel room
00:48:58.900 ah
00:48:59.900 my dad was like alright fuck it
00:49:00.900 so
00:49:01.900 and that was the master plan
00:49:02.900 to beat some shit down
00:49:04.900 hotel room
00:49:05.900 the girl was
00:49:06.900 the girl was wearing um
00:49:07.900 lingerie
00:49:08.900 you know like the sex shit
00:49:09.900 you mean lingerie?
00:49:10.900 you mean lingerie?
00:49:11.900 you mean lingerie?
00:49:12.900 yo what
00:49:13.900 ok it's the same thing as like
00:49:14.900 tomato, tomato
00:49:15.900 it's the same thing
00:49:16.900 no no no no no no no no no no
00:49:17.900 hell not
00:49:18.900 lingerie means like something
00:49:19.900 yo buddy you're
00:49:22.900 you're getting comfortable with them
00:49:25.900 bro
00:49:26.900 are they here?
00:49:27.900 yeah I hope man
00:49:28.900 anyway tell me the story
00:49:30.900 so yeah man we just fucked
00:49:32.900 that's what's up man
00:49:33.900 now tell me your story
00:49:34.900 yeah we'll just
00:49:35.900 we'll play around the table
00:49:36.900 alright so look
00:49:37.900 I was talking
00:49:38.900 ok here's the
00:49:39.900 here's the prank
00:49:40.900 oh my god I have the prank
00:49:41.900 what?
00:49:42.900 you're gonna pretend to suck my neck
00:49:43.900 and then you're gonna pretend
00:49:44.900 no listen and Tori's gonna walk
00:49:45.900 and Tori's gonna
00:49:46.900 I'm gonna say that you gave me the hickey
00:49:48.900 you're right
00:49:49.900 what's your virginity story?
00:49:51.900 bro so me and my girlfriend
00:49:53.900 so it's at Aiden Scap you're gay
00:49:55.900 whoa
00:49:56.900 me and my girlfriend supposed to go to the science center
00:49:58.900 with the homie Andy and his shorty Vanessa
00:50:00.900 oh god
00:50:01.900 I walked in her house cause she was like five minutes away from me
00:50:03.900 I go and she's like I don't wanna go to the science center
00:50:05.900 she's like would you come in
00:50:06.900 and she had a big brother I was scared of
00:50:08.900 I was like nah fuck that this thing's home
00:50:10.900 she's like nope
00:50:11.900 walk in
00:50:12.900 she's eating these chips
00:50:13.900 what chips?
00:50:14.900 I don't remember what the fuck
00:50:15.900 I'm just trying to see if this is a real story
00:50:16.900 what's the chips?
00:50:17.900 but no no no no bitch I don't have it on there
00:50:18.900 but I don't got a cap about this
00:50:19.900 there's no repercussions to tell the truth
00:50:20.900 I beat shit down
00:50:21.900 but
00:50:22.900 the bitch sat on the bed
00:50:24.900 and I'm just standing there cause I'm nervous
00:50:25.900 I ain't never hit shit not never
00:50:27.900 so I'm just standing there
00:50:28.900 and she's like come sit down
00:50:29.900 and she grabs a wee remote
00:50:30.900 and I sit on the bed
00:50:31.900 this bitch put something on on the wee
00:50:33.900 I don't even remember
00:50:34.900 who's here?
00:50:35.900 I don't know
00:50:36.900 I lay down
00:50:37.900 bruh she started grabbing my meat bruh
00:50:39.900 and she was experienced though
00:50:40.900 she was older than me
00:50:41.900 she was in sixth grade though
00:50:42.900 no I was in sixth grade
00:50:43.900 she was older than me
00:50:44.900 I don't know
00:50:45.900 probably 13, 14
00:50:46.900 anyway
00:50:47.900 freshman versus sixth grader
00:50:48.900 I thought
00:50:49.900 what the fuck?
00:50:50.900 I thought pussy was going to be cold
00:50:51.900 for one
00:50:52.900 oh god
00:50:53.900 and then I thought this bitch had a disease
00:50:54.900 cause there she was warm
00:50:55.900 it felt like a little hot pocket or something
00:50:57.900 I wasn't fucking with it
00:50:58.900 anyway
00:50:59.900 parents come home
00:51:01.900 I hide in the closet
00:51:02.900 on God
00:51:03.900 right hand of God
00:51:04.900 her little brother comes in
00:51:05.900 walks, stares at the closet
00:51:06.900 turns around
00:51:07.900 she has these fucking
00:51:08.900 cause we're in the hood
00:51:09.900 she has these barred fucking things on her window
00:51:11.900 it's like a prison nigga
00:51:13.900 and she has her mom
00:51:14.900 OQ open the window
00:51:15.900 her mom's like
00:51:16.900 the window's open
00:51:17.900 and she's like
00:51:18.900 no but the bars
00:51:19.900 it's hot in here
00:51:20.900 long story short
00:51:21.900 I don't know how she got her dumbass mom
00:51:22.900 to open this window
00:51:23.900 open the window
00:51:24.900 I hop out
00:51:25.900 her dad's sitting on the stairs with a beer
00:51:26.900 I just run down the street
00:51:27.900 and he saw me
00:51:28.900 and I never spoke to her again
00:51:29.900 and I've been trying to find her
00:51:30.900 but was it a good fuck though?
00:51:31.900 I didn't know
00:51:32.900 I don't think I could
00:51:33.900 I was 12
00:51:34.900 that is insane
00:51:35.900 and she was 15?
00:51:36.900 wait you were 12 in the 6th grade?
00:51:38.900 you guys were 12 in the 6th grade
00:51:39.900 you guys were 12 in the 6th grade
00:51:40.900 what the fuck chat?
00:51:41.900 but
00:51:42.900 it was fucked up
00:51:43.900 it was like a murder
00:51:44.900 alright they're here
00:51:45.900 let's go get them outside
00:51:46.900 imma go on IG live chat
00:51:47.900 everyone go to my instagram right now
00:51:48.900 Aiden Ross
00:51:49.900 pull it up right now
00:51:50.900 im about to smack the fuck out of Tory Lanez
00:51:51.900 come on
00:51:52.900 okay we about to smack this bar head ass nigga up
00:51:54.900 what?