Adin Live - Sketch & Adin Ross Go On MONKEY..

00:00:00.000 You look like Kaelin.

00:00:01.420 Wait.

00:00:02.560 Kaelin Walker?

00:00:03.280 Hey.

00:00:03.640 The skinny version?

00:00:04.720 Kaelin.

00:00:05.480 You're weird.

00:00:06.660 Kaelin.

00:00:08.180 Can you hear me?

00:00:09.680 You got a bulldog piercing.

00:00:10.820 Can you hear me?

00:00:12.840 Yeah.

00:00:13.680 All right.

00:00:14.240 How do you?

00:00:14.840 We're going to play smash, marry, kill, okay?

00:00:16.780 Smash, smash, marry, kill.

00:00:17.940 That's a negative.

00:00:18.580 Wait, it's not luck.

00:00:20.100 Is that sketch?

00:00:21.520 Yes.

00:00:22.460 All right.

00:00:22.820 Is that sketch?

00:00:23.620 What the fuck?

00:00:24.900 Listen.

00:00:25.580 You ready?

00:00:26.660 They're like Kambi, brother.

00:00:27.700 Yeah.

00:00:28.220 Okay, yeah.

00:00:28.880 Go ahead.

00:00:29.080 Hold on.

00:00:29.420 Are you ready?

00:00:30.400 Why the camera blurry, bro?

00:00:32.300 I'm 18.

00:00:33.020 I'm 18.

00:00:33.500 Don't worry.

00:00:34.180 All right.

00:00:34.820 All right.

00:00:35.080 You ready?

00:00:36.680 Yeah.

00:00:37.120 Go ahead.

00:00:38.180 All right.

00:00:38.700 You're going to play smash, marry, kill, kill.

00:00:43.820 Okay.

00:00:45.720 On you?

00:00:47.320 All of us.

00:00:48.280 All of us.

00:00:50.000 I can't see the one next to you.

00:00:53.940 I can't see his face.

00:00:55.100 It's hard to see him.

00:00:55.980 You can't see me.

00:00:57.880 So it's smash, marry, kill, kill.

00:00:59.860 So I'm killing two.

00:01:00.880 You killed two people.

00:01:02.000 One person killed.

00:01:02.700 Shut up.

00:01:03.540 That is not CeeLo Green.

00:01:05.580 That is cuff him.

00:01:06.320 Yeah.

00:01:06.600 What the fuck?

00:01:07.420 Um, to be honest, I got a Mary sketch.

00:01:11.280 Mary sketch.

00:01:12.140 Okay.

00:01:12.600 Dick rider.

00:01:13.040 The one with the tats is kind of, he's kind of cutesy.

00:01:22.300 He's what?

00:01:23.140 I think, cutesy.

00:01:25.200 You're cutesy.

00:01:26.580 What does that mean?

00:01:28.220 What does that mean?

00:01:31.380 Cutesy.

00:01:31.780 Like, you're very cutesy.

00:01:32.660 I'm going to say cutesy and honky.

00:01:34.400 Oh, cutesy.

00:01:35.620 Oh.

00:01:36.060 All right.

00:01:36.700 So now you got to kill one of us?

00:01:38.100 She basically thinks you're a lesbian.

00:01:40.580 Nigga, no, she don't.

00:01:41.540 Let her answer.

00:01:42.960 Cutesy.

00:01:43.720 Cutesy.

00:01:44.140 You're a lesbian.

00:01:44.720 I'm cute.

00:01:45.180 Maybe that's where she's at.

00:01:45.800 Cutesy.

00:01:46.140 No.

00:01:47.000 Like, cutesy.

00:01:47.880 Like, he tries to be hard, but like, I can tell he's like,

00:01:50.600 Yo!

00:01:51.340 Oh, she know.

00:01:52.360 Oh, she know.

00:01:53.880 She know.

00:01:54.380 All right.

00:01:54.680 All right.

00:01:54.940 All right.

00:01:55.200 I'm going to wait.

00:01:55.940 I'm going to wait.

00:01:56.120 Smash, marry, kill.

00:01:57.320 Go ahead.

00:01:58.720 Okay.

00:01:59.740 So when Mary's sketch, that's what I'm going to say.

00:02:02.080 Oh, okay.

00:02:02.520 So you got to kill, kill, smash.

00:02:04.320 Kill two of people and smash one.

00:02:06.520 Out of all three.

00:02:07.460 Wait, leave.

00:02:08.360 Whoever you're going to say smash for, leave it for the end.

00:02:10.280 So like, who are you going to kill first?

00:02:11.860 You have to kill two and smash one.

00:02:13.840 Who are you going to kill out of all three?

00:02:15.420 The one of the end.

00:02:17.440 Which one?

00:02:18.560 Which one?

00:02:19.400 Black or Mexican?

00:02:21.720 The glass thing.

00:02:25.300 All right.

00:02:25.800 Now between her and I.

00:02:26.960 Him and I.

00:02:27.660 Me and him.

00:02:28.200 Turn the mic up.

00:02:28.740 Turn the mic up.

00:02:29.960 Me and him.

00:02:30.340 Me and him.

00:02:30.380 Me and him.

00:02:32.120 Between A to that and Adam Lambert.

00:02:34.980 Who the fuck is that?

00:02:37.860 Go ahead.

00:02:38.520 Between us two.

00:02:39.160 I don't know.

00:02:41.420 What do you think?

00:02:42.800 That's a guy.

00:02:43.520 Why are you asking a guy?

00:02:44.360 He's asking a guy.

00:02:45.220 That's crazy.

00:02:46.500 Come on.

00:02:47.340 Come on.

00:02:47.620 I don't know what to do.

00:02:49.340 Come on.

00:02:50.180 You know you don't want to kill me for real.

00:02:51.880 You know I'm sexy.

00:02:52.500 You're damn.

00:02:53.460 She killed you.

00:02:54.020 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:02:55.460 How do you call me?

00:02:56.360 I'm 6'5".

00:02:58.520 I'm 6'5".

00:02:58.960 I'm 6'5".

00:02:59.040 You're ugly as shit.

00:03:01.040 You're being...

00:03:01.720 Holy sh**.

00:03:02.340 You're black.

00:03:03.360 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:03:04.620 Come on the closet already.

00:03:05.840 Come on the closet already.

00:03:07.020 Stop.

00:03:07.780 Hey.

00:03:08.320 Oh my God, dude.

00:03:09.040 I can't.

00:03:09.200 All right, yo.

00:03:09.660 I'm 6'2", I'm 6'2".

00:03:11.660 He's 4'10".

00:03:13.660 And he got a BBL.

00:03:15.660 Are you f***ing 400 pounds?

00:03:17.660 Alright. Dude, what is this?

00:03:19.660 Yo, who's face f***ed up?

00:03:21.660 Your face.

00:03:23.660 Alright, there we go.

00:03:25.660 Listen, you killed him, so between him and I.

00:03:27.660 Okay, but how tall are you?

00:03:29.660 I'm 6'2". You want us to stand up?

00:03:31.660 He's 4'10 with a BBL.

00:03:33.660 Nah, I'll be real.

00:03:35.660 He's tall, I'll be real. He's 6'2".

00:03:37.660 I'm about like 5'9". I'll be real.

00:03:41.660 I'm gonna have to kill you, I'm sorry.

00:03:43.660 That's cool, I'm gonna ask a question though.

00:03:45.660 Thank you, I appreciate you.

00:03:47.660 What's your IG? What's IG?

00:03:49.660 Skylar, you're asking about my height. I wanna know your weight.

00:03:51.660 How much you weigh?

00:03:53.660 I'm 2'10", but I'm 6'5".

00:03:55.660 Oh yeah, that's true.

00:03:57.660 Yo, yo, I got one.

00:03:59.660 Who got one too?

00:04:01.660 No, you got killed.

00:04:03.660 I have one point.

00:04:05.660 I got one, one.

00:04:07.660 First of all, five?

00:04:09.660 Yeah.

00:04:11.660 Yo.

00:04:13.660 Oh, man.

00:04:15.660 We're gonna get killed every time.

00:04:17.660 We got killed first.

00:04:19.660 Yo, do you understand English?

00:04:21.660 I'm not, I don't understand English.

00:04:23.660 How old are you?

00:04:27.660 I'm 18.

00:04:29.660 Perfect.

00:04:30.660 Alright, so listen.

00:04:31.660 We're gonna play a game, alright?

00:04:37.660 No, let him be here.

00:04:38.660 We're gonna play a game.

00:04:39.660 Smash, marry, kill, kill.

00:04:47.660 What's Smash, marry, kill, and kill?

00:04:50.660 Kill, yeah.

00:04:51.660 Two kills.

00:04:52.660 You have to kill two.

00:04:53.660 Wi-Fi in school right now.

00:04:54.660 Oh yeah.

00:04:55.660 She's not in school, guys.

00:04:58.660 Yo.

00:04:59.660 Office?

00:05:00.660 Like, that was cool.

00:05:01.660 Banglet ass.

00:05:02.660 Banglet ass.

00:05:03.660 That's what the snaggy ones from.

00:05:04.660 Like, what the fuck?

00:05:05.660 What's his name, dude?

00:05:06.660 Bro.

00:05:07.660 Bro, why y'all laughing?

00:05:09.660 No.

00:05:10.660 You laugh, bitch.

00:05:12.660 Knock off him out.

00:05:13.660 You laugh, bitch.

00:05:14.660 Knock off him out, yeah.

00:05:15.660 You laugh, I laugh at you, nigga.

00:05:19.660 I'm over your ass.

00:05:21.660 You gotta get whipped.

00:05:23.660 I'm sorry.

00:05:24.660 Stop.

00:05:25.660 Stop.

00:05:26.660 Stop.

00:05:27.660 Shit, how old are you?

00:05:28.660 How old are you?

00:05:29.660 18.

00:05:30.660 Oh, shit.

00:05:31.660 Nah, nah, hold on.

00:05:32.660 Let's play a game.

00:05:33.660 Sexy ass Thortha.

00:05:34.660 What year were you born?

00:05:36.660 Huh?

00:05:37.660 What year were you born?

00:05:38.660 2005.

00:05:39.660 2005.

00:05:40.660 Huh?

00:05:41.660 What?

00:05:42.660 2005.

00:05:43.660 2005?

00:05:44.660 She lost.

00:05:45.660 2015?

00:05:46.660 She lied about her age, bro.

00:05:47.660 Go for me.

00:05:48.660 You said she got...

00:05:49.660 Thortha?

00:05:50.660 I ain't said that.

00:05:51.660 You said that.

00:05:52.660 You said that, bitch.

00:05:53.660 You said that, bitch.

00:05:54.660 You said that, bitch.

00:05:55.660 You said she got big titties.

00:05:56.660 Then chat clearly heard, you said.

00:05:57.660 Then clack she really heard, you said.

00:05:58.660 What's up?

00:05:59.660 This you're lonely?

00:06:00.660 What?

00:06:02.660 What?

00:06:03.660 What?

00:06:04.660 Yo, what?

00:06:05.660 Yo, what?

00:06:06.660 What?

00:06:07.660 What?

00:06:08.660 You're lonely.

00:06:09.660 Easy, gang.

00:06:10.660 Come on.

00:06:11.660 What the girls at, bro?

00:06:12.660 You saw that one picture of everybody's in Japan?

00:06:13.660 That's...

00:06:14.660 How are you?

00:06:15.660 How you doing?

00:06:16.660 You know what you want to talk about in the car?

00:06:17.660 In the car, bro.

00:06:18.660 I can't...

00:06:19.660 That shit had to be fake, man.

00:06:20.660 No, it's not.

00:06:21.660 It's real.

00:06:22.660 You know it's real, huh?

00:06:23.660 I'm weirdo.

00:06:24.660 South Africa.

00:06:29.660 Asian time.

00:06:32.660 Yo, what's up?

00:06:34.660 Uh, you're right here?

00:06:36.660 Hey.

00:06:37.660 Yo, what's up?

00:06:38.660 what the what's here

00:06:45.140 germany we're automatically skipping

00:06:48.260 come on can we get some normal girls hey how old are you i'm 18. all right let's play a game you

00:06:54.020 ready come in 18 18. can we play a game maybe all right let's play a game called uh smash mary kill

00:07:02.580 kill us four be honest nobody cares kill both with the glasses him kill both with the glasses

00:07:14.020 okay they're dead all right all right us two you gotta smash one and you gotta marry one you gotta

00:07:18.340 be with one of us the rest of our lives smash the one in the back okay and marry me yeah smart choice

00:07:24.500 because he can't set you financially like for the rest of his life look at him he's a prisoner i do

00:07:29.380 not need a man to set me financially yo i appreciate it good for you what do you rate him one

00:07:35.140 through ten let's rate everyone out be honest he's a zero you know that like shut up bro

00:07:42.340 you get killed every time you don't get no business i don't i don't know you don't

00:07:50.180 you can't look what they say you can't just spit out on my face i don't care you're wrong all right

00:07:55.300 what's the height what's the height the height i'm i'll be i'm five nine i'm six five okay

00:08:10.980 how tall are you i'm four eleven four eleven god damn what the like me a little short queen

00:08:17.140 for you all right what do you rate him one through ten what do you rate him one two ten

00:08:35.060 four yo let me try let me try let me try let me try all right all right what about him in the back one

00:08:44.100 one through ten like a like a seven all right what about me right here nine all right you have a good

00:08:52.180 one nine i'm about two listen two no two yeah can you get that light right there bro let's kick up

00:09:01.700 it's made the whole quality ass okay nevermind hey how old are you how old are you hell no

00:09:08.100 oh no i don't want to see it evacuate we don't want to see we don't want to see we don't want to see

00:09:14.580 steph curry showing you a bad no that's uh that's uh that's king of the hill there she went steph curry

00:09:22.900 you got two i got one yes you know those years here i got one you don't dude i got the worst angle

00:09:28.500 here this is kind of fraud i got no i got the worst angle you know you are actually

00:09:32.740 i got the passport picture no i got the worst you're squared straight up yeah you just

00:09:37.940 no you just see my you're like coffee look like evil spongebob everything how old are you

00:09:46.260 how old are you well should you hear me

00:09:50.420 she got she got spooked because she's seen what the what the oh no

00:09:53.620 i didn't think about it nigga i'm gonna get that shit fried what the

00:09:57.620 pulled up pass pass yeah that's snaggy mo cousin

00:10:04.500 you guys having a sleepover

00:10:10.340 excuse me

00:10:14.580 how old are you

00:10:23.620 i know i'm famous but damn excuse me how old are you

00:10:27.620 uh where you from

00:10:57.620 originally los angeles nice you're actually 18 what year were you born in

00:11:04.340 okay all right so i want to play a game uh smash mary kill kill out of us four okay

00:11:14.660 yeah

00:11:19.220 you can start with the kills first start with who you're gonna kill who you're gonna kill first

00:11:22.100 you're gonna get my good side move ahead

00:11:28.820 okay all down to kill a guy

00:11:32.740 right right which one him him right not the other one all right who else

00:11:39.780 who

00:11:47.780 who he's killed

00:11:48.900 who he's killed so all right so smash kill i mean smash mary us right here

00:11:54.500 let's get you know what it is they got the best

00:11:56.820 i said i swear i said i smashed y'all tattoos

00:12:01.460 because he was like a player and facts he is a player i'll tell you why

00:12:06.580 you would never want to you would never want to make this guy your husband i'll tell you why

00:12:09.700 he's a bad person he's gonna end up cheating on you look at him and he saw and he's gonna go to

00:12:14.180 prison for something he's gonna go to jail look at him look up to somebody that he's ordered

00:12:17.780 right he's gonna go to jail it's a thug that's true

00:12:23.060 no you didn't i got the man i got the mary

00:12:24.900 mary does not win kill i mean smash wins mary's the long-term

00:12:28.100 child's win smash the kill let's play smash excuse me

00:12:42.100 i was watching that show he was watching that show

00:12:58.740 how are you i'm like all the way in the back like a gremlin like all the way in the back like i don't

00:13:01.940 know oh my monkey segments i'll be pulling all the baddies cap i do should we 2v2 yeah we can

00:13:12.980 bro we need space though bro actually we got the bigger camera now though why did it

00:13:18.340 cough him you know what you are oh you gotta do is it north america you gotta do north america oh

00:13:25.700 that's why we're getting all those

00:13:29.540 we need pretty control there yeah

00:13:33.940 you gotta wash my hands bro

00:13:42.100 i got going out my kids

00:13:46.180 so he does yeah

00:13:51.380 hey how old are you

00:13:52.100 seven

00:13:58.180 17 17

00:14:01.460 26 16 bro

00:14:03.060 one oh 15 16. oh okay evacuate no wait what oh wait no no i was gonna ask for something else

00:14:12.100 i was gonna ask for something else what was that drawing in the background why are you being weird

00:14:18.420 because you're jewish and you're black

00:14:21.140 and you're what you're honky and you're black what's what is it honky

00:14:24.820 excuse me how old are you

00:14:27.460 i'm 19

00:14:28.580 are you from canada yeah you want to pull up no okay

00:14:35.140 oh yeah that's about the game that's what the nice speaker is my bad my bad for my uh creepy friend

00:14:40.100 but how are you doing i'm good how are you i'm doing good hey what's your ethnicity you got a little

00:14:45.860 asian in you i am asian

00:14:48.020 oh what's the gram i need the gram i need it hold on before you answer that question can we play a

00:14:53.620 game i want to play smash mary kill kill can we do that for who for you guys yeah okay what's your

00:15:02.260 guys's names i need names aiden what's your name but your actual name yeah

00:15:10.420 yes uh sterile sterile aiden steven and um cameron cameron okay

00:15:18.900 okay wait wait what is that smash mary kill kill kill yeah yes okay so two kills or two two kills

00:15:31.300 okay i

00:15:32.580 i

00:15:34.660 gonna get the

00:15:34.980 i don't want to kill his monster i don't want to kill his monster

00:15:37.380 you you kill me no i'd kiss you smash me okay and what else no no no no no no no it's

00:15:57.460 whatever i understand what you're trying to say yes okay oh it's smash mary kill oh

00:16:02.580 i'd marry you i'll take that that's the best one okay i'd smash him

00:16:15.460 i don't know who who me me the black guy the only black

00:16:19.060 what what what that's about you serious

00:16:21.860 now i love the ages oh god um it's cause they in i go out i'm gonna see what i'm looking

00:16:27.780 okay shut up shut up shut up no i'm not even joking it's cause y'all can't see

00:16:31.140 shut up shut up shut up i ain't gonna lie shut up shut up shut up

00:16:34.180 bro i ain't gonna lie there's no way

00:16:36.500 that's so serious are you serious right now see me bro she dead see me

00:16:40.660 hey can you guys stand this will be better if you guys stand okay everybody stand

00:16:51.060 oh my god i love the pajamas okay anyways i'm the tallest one here i'm beating the ho i need i need

00:16:56.740 height i talk that camera i see as you can see i'm the tallest one here here right you want to

00:17:01.380 we should do a straight up one and then you turn to the side so you can see the side profile yeah yeah

00:17:05.460 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let me get

00:17:08.420 let me get you know what matter of fact let me get a 360 out of all of you guys right

00:17:11.780 one at a time though you do 360. one at a time though

00:17:15.780 don't ask my beautiful asian queen that don't ask her that she's not run run the 360s guys

00:17:21.460 i'll go first i go okay yeah you go yeah you go okay you take up the whole camera you see how he did

00:17:27.460 that you see you see okay i'll marry him i'll marry the one who just spun can i ask you a question

00:17:36.980 why would you do that to yourself look at him well i'm gonna tell you he's gonna end up he's gonna end

00:17:40.660 up look at who he's gonna end up you know trying to you know maybe commit to you and then he's gonna

00:17:44.740 he's gonna cheat another father he didn't know i'm a good i'm a great you think he's gonna lock

00:17:49.620 in full time with you this honky don't listen to the monkey do you think he's just gonna leave

00:17:53.460 and try to find milk exactly is that what's gonna happen yeah he is he's hating keep going so you

00:18:00.820 you marry him all right so you marry him i'll marry him um next person to a 360. go ahead i'll do it i'll do

00:18:08.180 it i'll do it okay okay smash you okay so you're killing both of them so you're killing me

00:18:15.140 you gotta kill both of you guys i don't know anyway i'm killing you too i need that i need that gram no

00:18:19.700 she's not pissing i'm gonna go talk about her i'm gonna talk about her i'm gonna talk about her i'm

00:18:22.580 i need that gram what that girl girl nigga what that ground i don't have instagram guys i can't all

00:18:29.940 right so you're never gonna ever see us ever again but hey i'm in canada love good night and thank you

00:18:34.980 i need my old juice now i feel good i feel better better than alva

00:18:52.020 dude can you get him some toothpaste i'm sorry it's just a hot babe no i don't know my breath don't

00:18:58.660 stink you have nice sugar tits no you have to finish it no i'm not finishing that shadow you have

00:19:03.140 sugar tits i'm waiting bro i'm waiting i'm ready you really want to do it i'm literally waiting

00:19:10.420 right now i'll do it right now shouldn't you do it for the next person on monkey right now i gotta

00:19:14.500 again dude what is wrong right now let me tell you look i'm taking my all right you do the challenge

00:19:18.340 anyway do the challenge now can you guys set up because i'm gonna actually all right so let's

00:19:21.460 let's go full screen let's go dude yes my stomach still hurts you now now you have to be ready

00:19:26.580 i'm gonna be here for just get set up how would you is how old are you me

00:19:32.100 nah the wall how old are you get my screen what underage you missed your chance

Adin Live - September 10, 2024

Sketch & Adin Ross Go On MONKEY..

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