What Happens In MIAMI, Stays In MIAMI..
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Summary
On this episode of the Miami OG Podcast, the crew talks about the Miami strip club scene, the upcoming trip to Miami, and much more. The trip is sponsored by Nelk No Cap and sponsored by .
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like bro we're homeless right now in miami homeless in miami is probably by far the craziest
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ever that's like flying in without a place to stay
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the things you are about to see on this channel are done by a trained professional in kai sinet
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do not attempt anything you are about to see on this page in a city miami's fire no one gives a
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shit where there are no rules neither are their parents shut up karen shut up where the weather
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i don't drink that red or that green be back that yo bro come on bro yeah
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hey look hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on be back in my jammie
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look at hey things are different now things are different last year we had the rolls
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worst come around come around come around you feel what i'm saying now we got the lamb chuck
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beautiful palm cheese like it's been a full year since we went to miami and y'all already know
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what happens in miami stays in my jammy first of all last year i had like three parts of miami
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it was lit it was lit i think i'm gonna put every part into one big video and i'm gonna show y'all
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that you know usually i'll be calm in my videos i don't be doing too much bro chat why are you saying
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band that bro naomi ross is lost why is that your twitch name bro anyways listen listen bro i'm already
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seeing kai get hate bro like bro see what i'm saying bro like everyone gets a chill out my boy kai for
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real but um yo kai leaked yo i'm kidding nah like daddy yo no um he chat we watched jd on's videos
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and speeds videos and shit we're we're not watching uh uh we're not having a live streamer on my
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shit we're watching a video okay but now it's miami kai and i'm gonna show y'all i'm just a black steve
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you'll do it you feel what i'm saying so this whole trip is sponsored by nelk no cap you feel what i'm
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saying hey steve i'm the black version of you bro let's do something i'm in i'm in miami look lamb chuck
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off rip last time we ain't had this this time we had it you know i'm saying this time we finally
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got the motherfucking pool we finally got the motherfucking pool hey you feel what i'm saying
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we're gonna have the baddies outside shit about to be active oh my god i just can't wait you know
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what i'm saying i just y'all noticed my favorite time of the year we're gonna go to the strip gonna go
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crazy what do you say gang you want to drive the car you want to trade cars yeah i ain't put on you
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want this car yeah yeah come on you want my dick i ain't gonna lie universe hey what happens in miami
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stays in miami what's up in miami stay in miami yeah hey wr
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oh my god you know you know who came up we in miami don't what what
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yo pull up yo pull up yo pull up yo pull up yo pull up what what what why is it nothing nothing
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I like what she do to me, please don't be say she feels safe over here
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This for the shoulders be she's ain't no paper over there. She barely
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Be yourself. What would you rate the drip one through ten? Who's drip here? You or me? Mike made these to the internet?
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We don't get into that. Can you leave it up in the streets for me? I ain't trying to go to jail
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I just can't risk it, but I literally can't risk you know, I'm saying it was crazy, bro. What?
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Half of them girls got boyfriends, bro. I feel bad for them. How do you know?
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Cuz all trees should just go to fucking Miami get fucked by rappers and fucking streamers and oh, I hate them
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Play it Shirley, I'm at Aiden, bro. Aiden, baby
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Let me put the emoji, let me put the emoji, hold on, let me just go in
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Hello, we in Miami right now, we got beautiful young ladies right here, you feel what I'm saying?
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I got a little pool party going on tonight, and I got a yacht party Saturday.
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Y'all trying to come to a yacht party Saturday?
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I know you don't have bad niggas take their shit in today.
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All right, Bess, I'm going to hit you up and show you the time machine.
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enjoying ourselves right now first day how would you say first day going so far like uh 7.5
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out of 10. 7.5 which is calm it's calm it's calm it's calm it's calm i kind of want to come here
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out like where it's like right out and it's hot bro it's too hot bro we want to find some music
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this is my first time rapping man i knew that first was gonna take me long man
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i'm feeling great i'm feeling good you got security you got six nine security in this
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bitch what what what's good hey what's up you know how to get sturdy my dog do you know how to get
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started do you know how to get started yeah get started let me take my book back off do it
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take the book back off get started damn damn damn damn oh he had deer oh that's for the shorties though
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that's for the shorties though yeah i much love god bless you but have you heard the original
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chain snatcher don't do that because you will get boomed nah we don't snatch chains we take them
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and we're going to get it back i just want to borrow this now you will get boomed
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i'm done it's all love man i love it now you're shit dancing
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we got mr bitches himself them boys said they were getting some motion
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right here bro i'm sorry chad you have to sneeze that's why i'm not locked in i'm sorry bro i'm
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i'm trying man i'm trying man oh my god my fucking ass is itchy
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yo dude pull up i just said let's find a pair of twins
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wait what's y'all youtube i never seen y'all before kc i ain't never seen before i i'm keeping
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three okay what's your name okay kc3000 kc3000 y'all a group or it's just one of y'all and then we p
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pma yeah yeah that's what is it so what's this like i record everything i record when i'm sleeping
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i record when i'm breathing i record what i'm drinking i record what i'm thinking
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so what i said he's rapping okay so he's a rapper do you want to rap battle you want to rap battle
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i'm in some shit you take it too long take it too long i said i said what
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bust down roly avalanx uh-huh yeah my old bitch average okay this my first time rapping it okay i might go
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i never went to the sit i never went to the strip bro i never went to the strip to be honest
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check i shouldn't go to the strip i ain't gonna lie aiden if you're the one on the strip bro if
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you thought like bro what baby how many people would have been going up to you you'd have been
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tight so yeah not when pammy went they were like chasing her it was bad she had to like come back
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they're literally like chasing her really really really what was she running uh
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shut up and play a video you a fat gremlin shut up play it you a white boy okay
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dallas 2195 what do you mean by that bro i mean that name ain't gallus yeah i'm not gonna lie
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if his name is dallas come on bro he's definitely bro but like
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bro every 10 seconds kai you trying to get me banned
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go to race academy we got it everybody here graduated everybody here graduated master i don't know
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they got a curfew at like 10. at 10. we just got a whisper
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i don't need to whack them out you can't play no music i'm tight right now niggas complaining i don't know
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why i got this spot everybody here it's three o'clock at night man you got the ladies outside what
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happens in miami take a look around take a look around this is five
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i'm gonna keep calling my assistant talking about they all uh i'm gonna really have to find another
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bnb please i never had a bnb owner complain about some shit in miami bro if these niggas kicked me
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out bro i'm getting the out of day one in miami we literally got kicked out on the first
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day bro like literally we're packing our bags right now bro are you stupid bro
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i literally got kicked out on the first day bro like literally
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we're packing our bags you feel what i'm saying this is crazy you got kicked out and airbnb won't
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let us book all right yeah let's keep the crib yo this is my final bnb like if i lose this account
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it's over time if i lose this account for bnb it's over bro like bro we're homeless right now in miami
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homeless in miami is probably by far the craziest ever that's like flying in without a place to stay
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they don't want us to have fun like we just want to enjoy it yeah enjoy life come on bro
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what cough nothing i just um nothing just play the video we just want to have some fun we never
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had nothing before we never had anything we just have a homeless in miami is probably by far the
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craziest ever that's like flying in without a place to stay yo
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bro bro play the video hey wait hold on what happened what happened listen right just listen listen
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oh we're homeless right now in miami homeless in miami is probably by far the craziest
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ever that's like flying in without a place to stay they don't want us to have fun like we just want to
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enjoy ourselves we just want to enjoy life right you don't get it yes i know that he's going to have some
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fun we never had nothing before we never had anything come for man we got it now so we can have fun
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no i don't know where niggas about to go bro this is this is crazy so i remember when i was homeless
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in a lamb truck but that was crazy point of my life oh god remember that right when i was homeless
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you couldn't even drive in the car with you but you had to stay with
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wow wow you're wow you had to do that bro shut up you just choked about me being outside you look
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fat cream once you say to me why don't you say to the person that's in the discord who made you be
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outside right bro and naked hoes is out of the bnb they decided to hang out at a hotel that is until
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one of his friends gave him his house it was time to throw a pool bro what kind of narration is this
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every three seconds man jesus christ yo oh no no it's not naked it's not naked see i know i know oh my
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yo he almost landed all that my app is in miami
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he's in miami my nigga i lost my voice i can't even talk like that
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you see me i'm just quiet at this point at this point as you can see i'm dead
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i'm gonna be honest bro when i no look at them look at the chat no
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i don't think i would fit in like one of these parties y'all think like you know i'm saying like
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y'all think bro i'm gonna be honest bro when i no look at them look at the chat no no no look at
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damn the house is a shithole right now huh all that mess
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bro chat stop fucking dick eating bro did you see that did i see what
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we're in who amy you know what the fuck is going on
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this nigga got a girl bitten over at every club bro
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them niggas they boyfriends for to watch that video and for to get heartbroken my nigga
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yo can we get neon and snagmo here like what's going on
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nigga i wasn't even on my shit i'm finna right now
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i can't say what i want to say because we're on the stream
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you know you're not saying your shit let them know what i'm saying
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yo if it's supreme two one three four said please
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like what made you actually type that and send it bro
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does anyone like appreciate like being healthy i don't know like i can be
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yes i get i'm losing money but you lost six thousand dollars
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like what are y'all just gonna sit here and just rub my losses in my face bro what is this
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but it was weird though bro it was like it was awkward
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bro i was expecting nobody to come with me like that bro
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you're never scared to be seen in public because you have drip right
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like a heavily congested stuffy nose like honestly
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oh my balls are so sweaty what is going on bro my ass hurt
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if you have the saggiest ass i've seen ever bro
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oh my life you have a grandma ass what the fuck
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oh my life my mom's ass looks better than yours
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i'm not gonna lie bro i swear to god you're pissing me off bro shut up
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imagine being sick on here and wooing your ears
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that's the exact sound your sister makes when she's getting
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no we've been talking about that was actually funny as
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no that was funny that actually was funny i i love it
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i got that sounds like my smaller than that that was funny
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staggmo is that staggmo is that the sound you made when jesus
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what your sister your sister got really getting
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fucked and getting and slurping up adam 22 my boy
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this is what i let me talk about you don't defend her
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i i saw the picture bro like what do you i'm gonna say about it bro
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no i think i think your 30 dollars is a bit excessive