Alex Jones Show - January 01, 2003


Alex Jones Tolls Are Internal Checkpoints


Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

161.45111

Word count

853

Sentence count

104

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

sentences flagged

Hate speech

3

sentences flagged


Summary

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Alex and Mason pull over at an internal checkpoint and get a ticket. The woman behind the ticket is a robot. She says she doesn't have a K- tag. Mason asks her what she's doing wrong and she says, "How about I pull over and wait for the police?"

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 93 Clinton gave speeches about it and here we are!
00:00:04.000 An internal checkpoint and they fund it through this toll.
00:00:10.000 Through this toll.
00:00:12.000 So that's the new America and here we are at the internal checkpoint about 20 miles inside Kansas and southern Kansas coming out of Oklahoma.
00:00:26.000 It's all part Of the Freedom.
00:00:29.000 Mike will be able to shoot videos.
00:00:31.000 Coming up to the Slave Grid. 0.77
00:00:35.000 There's a K-Tag scanner right there.
00:00:37.000 See it?
00:00:38.000 There's a KTAC scanner right there, Mike.
00:00:40.000 This is a TIGGET system.
00:00:48.000 You're in the wrong one?
00:00:49.000 I don't have K-Tag.
00:00:51.000 Oh, no.
00:00:53.000 Oh, the Ticket.
00:00:56.000 So I guess they built more internal checkpoints for us.
00:01:00.000 See, in 96, I told the lady, or 97, I told the lady on this road, she says, I love K-Tag.
00:01:09.000 And I said, you love K-Tag, you're going to lose your job. 0.99
00:01:11.000 And she did.
00:01:12.000 And she did.
00:01:14.000 And so now they only have to have a certain polling place, toll place, where we'll cash this in, I guess.
00:01:23.000 Yeah, you love K-Tag!
00:01:25.000 Oh! 0.60
00:01:25.000 Also, you love the self-checkout lanes, the cashiers say. 0.60
00:01:31.000 They get to check themselves out.
00:01:35.000 And they say it takes their load off.
00:01:37.000 Yeah, it's only take out all the checkout lanes, which is the plan.
00:01:40.000 You guys, they're building a giant prisoner.
00:01:41.000 I'm talking about the grocery stores out all interconnects.
00:01:44.000 Oh, we're in deep trouble.
00:01:45.000 The whole cashless society, what it does is how it makes people lose their jobs.
00:01:48.000 That's what I'm getting at.
00:01:50.000 One of my weird roundabout ways.
00:01:52.000 So here it is.
00:01:54.000 We warned them in 97, six years ago.
00:01:57.000 Did we not, Mason?
00:01:59.000 Yes.
00:02:00.000 Did we not, Mike?
00:02:01.000 Yeah.
00:02:01.000 We warned you.
00:02:02.000 No more job.
00:02:04.000 I'm like, where's the person?
00:02:05.000 There's a little, did you get a little radio scanner?
00:02:07.000 No.
00:02:08.000 A little K-Tag scanner?
00:02:10.000 I don't have a K-Tag.
00:02:12.000 So I had to get a ticket.
00:02:13.000 And soon, they've already made it in areas of Northern California, San Francisco.
00:02:17.000 You've got to have the transplant in your car, even if you don't use the tollways.
00:02:21.000 And the radio readers do scan you as you go around town.
00:02:23.000 But it's all about freedom.
00:02:26.000 Fighting Al-Qaeda.
00:02:28.000 Because it was all put in before Al-Qaeda. 0.64
00:02:30.000 I mean, CIA attacked us.
00:02:34.000 So, they close lots of lanes.
00:02:36.000 They squeeze us down.
00:02:39.000 It's just a wonderful new system.
00:02:41.000 It'll be all over the country.
00:02:42.000 To get into cities, you'll have to pay tolls.
00:02:45.000 Why do I keep saying tolls?
00:02:46.000 To get into cities, you'll have to pay tolls.
00:02:49.000 And there'll be a satellite tracker box in your car, taxing you.
00:02:53.000 It's fun.
00:02:59.000 The Southern Terminal.
00:03:01.000 And for no reason, they shut the road down to one lane, in the case they have two or three.
00:03:07.000 It's all part of freedom.
00:03:09.000 And then we...
00:03:12.000 Oh.
00:03:13.000 Watch what's that?
00:03:14.000 You're running.
00:03:15.000 Here's another one.
00:03:16.000 Ashley's got a nice pyramid. 1.00
00:03:17.000 Okay.
00:03:18.000 Go.
00:03:19.000 Go ahead, Alex.
00:03:20.000 Here she goes.
00:03:21.000 Oh, how gracious of her.
00:03:23.000 She still has a job that I'm a robot. 0.99
00:03:27.000 How's it going?
00:03:28.000 It's going.
00:03:29.000 You guys aren't supposed to be videotaping at the KTA. Oh, really?
00:03:32.000 Why?
00:03:33.000 Law.
00:03:33.000 Oh what's the law?
00:03:35.000 Because it's one of their authorized rules and regulations that you can be arrested for.
00:03:39.000 Oh! 0.60
00:03:40.000 Better call the police then!
00:03:43.000 Oh, here she goes. 0.97
00:03:44.000 Oh, this is going to be great.
00:03:45.000 Should I just keep it rolling?
00:03:46.000 Yeah.
00:03:48.000 Uh-oh.
00:03:48.000 Well, say it, Alex.
00:03:50.000 Well, we just got threatened with arrest in the United States of America at a toll booth with a video camera.
00:03:56.000 And she just told us we're going to get arrested.
00:04:00.000 Okay, I'm asking.
00:04:02.000 You want me to keep it going?
00:04:02.000 Well, literally, we pull in here.
00:04:03.000 We ask the lady, how's she doing? 0.99
00:04:05.000 She says, no videotaping.
00:04:10.000 Why not?
00:04:11.000 I've never heard that.
00:04:12.000 We're on our own car.
00:04:14.000 How about I pull over here and wait for them?
00:04:17.000 How much to owe you?
00:04:20.000 How about I pull over and wait for the police?
00:04:24.000 Well, no, she said she's calling the police on me.
00:04:26.000 I want to wait for them.
00:04:27.000 I'm not making a big issue of it.
00:04:29.000 Well, I'm a syndicated talk show.
00:04:30.000 I was with a television show.
00:04:31.000 I know the laws in this country, and I'm going to enjoy this.
00:04:34.000 I know this is an internal checkpoint.
00:04:36.000 I know she says it's airport rules, but it's not.
00:04:38.000 But I'm proving this to the people with this example.
00:04:44.000 Incredible.
00:04:45.000 Here she is.
00:04:47.000 This woman here, I don't want her to make false charges. 1.00
00:04:50.000 Ma'am, she can't quote any law to me, but do you need me to stay for the police?
00:04:54.000 Would you ask her, please?
00:04:56.000 Sir, if you hold up the traffic any longer, I will have to call it.
00:04:59.000 Okay, we got it on tape for you guys' calls to go.
00:05:01.000 Thank you.
00:05:02.000 Bye-bye.
00:05:03.000 God, what a joke.
00:05:05.000 I cannot believe that.
00:05:07.000 Alright, you may have to inject that tape and put a new one in.
00:05:09.000 Don't try to confiscate it.
00:05:11.000 Go ahead and tell us what happened.
00:05:15.000 It's just the new country, folks.