Ali Dawah - September 07, 2015


Funniest Muslim Christian debate


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10 minutes

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1

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50

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In this episode, we are joined by Flash Gordon to discuss the matter of whether or not God is a fool, and what God has to say about it. We also discuss the subject of the doctrine of the Trinity, and how it relates to the Christian faith.

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00:00:00.000 Islam! Islam is the best!
00:00:05.000 I think we got Shahada guys
00:00:08.000 Shahada! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! 0.88
00:00:12.000 I'm just joking actually, I don't know what you said
00:00:15.000 You're nearly there, you're nearly there, but you need to cut down with the screaming
00:00:18.000 So you're nearly there, you're on the right path
00:00:20.000 I thought Muslims are good at it 1.00
00:00:21.000 I thought Muslims are very good at screaming 1.00
00:00:23.000 I think that's... 0.96
00:00:30.000 What's your name?
00:00:53.000 Flash Gordon
00:00:54.000 Flash Gordon?
00:00:55.000 Yeah
00:00:56.000 Flash, your name is Flash?
00:00:57.000 Yeah
00:00:58.000 Like a Flash?
00:00:59.000 You're about to give me a card?
00:01:01.000 Yeah
00:01:02.000 Okay, what's it about?
00:01:03.000 Jesus
00:01:04.000 Okay 0.98
00:01:05.000 Who does God call a fool? 0.99
00:01:08.000 Who does he call a fool? 1.00
00:01:09.000 You, because you don't believe in him do you? 1.00
00:01:11.000 Okay, so I'm a fool for not believing in him? 0.98
00:01:12.000 That's right
00:01:13.000 Okay, can we find out if I believe in him or if you believe in him?
00:01:15.000 Okay
00:01:16.000 Okay
00:01:17.000 What did Jesus preach?
00:01:20.000 Good stuff
00:01:21.000 A few examples
00:01:22.000 Regarding the matter of worshipping God, what did he preach?
00:01:25.000 Worship him a lot
00:01:26.000 Worship him a lot, yeah?
00:01:27.000 Yeah
00:01:28.000 Jesus said worship God a lot, yeah?
00:01:30.000 Yes
00:01:31.000 Yeah
00:01:32.000 Okay
00:01:33.000 Yeah, he did
00:01:34.000 Okay
00:01:35.000 So, Jesus said worship God a lot
00:01:36.000 Yeah
00:01:37.000 So, do you believe Jesus is God?
00:01:39.000 Yeah, I do
00:01:40.000 Okay, so Jesus came and said, hey, you, worship God a lot
00:01:43.000 Yeah
00:01:44.000 But you, what you did was, you was like, okay, Jesus, I'll worship you a lot
00:01:48.000 But Jesus goes, no, no, no, you worship God a lot
00:01:50.000 No, no, no, he said, he said he was all like, he was all like, right, he goes, he goes, yeah, I'm Jesus, yeah, and I'm God's son, so he sent me down to save you from your sins, yeah?
00:02:00.000 Well, hold on a second, hold on a second
00:02:01.000 So you worship me, salvation is through me, up there, like a tesseract
00:02:05.000 Let me get, let me get, let me get, let me get this right, yeah?
00:02:08.000 Jesus came down and told you to worship God, then you're saying that he's God's son, but he's not God's son because he's God
00:02:17.000 It's a bit confusing, that's why you don't have faith
00:02:19.000 It is, that's why you look a bit confused, so
00:02:21.000 I look confused
00:02:22.000 Yes, because you just said yourself you're confused, right?
00:02:24.000 No, I never said that
00:02:26.000 Okay, it's on camera, so we know you said you got confused
00:02:29.000 Doesn't God say in the Bible that God is, I'm not a God of confusion?
00:02:32.000 I don't know
00:02:33.000 He does
00:02:34.000 You seem a bit confused
00:02:36.000 I'm not confused
00:02:37.000 You look confused
00:02:38.000 You can't be confused if you have Jesus in your heart
00:02:40.000 Okay, but didn't you just say confused? Like, that's what you just said
00:02:43.000 Didn't you just say confused?
00:02:44.000 Yes, I did, but you said I'm confused because
00:02:46.000 You just said you're confused
00:02:47.000 Yeah
00:02:48.000 Yeah, no
00:02:49.000 So can you explain why you're so confused?
00:02:51.000 I'm not confused
00:02:52.000 When Jesus came to the
00:02:54.000 When Israelites came to Jesus and said
00:02:56.000 Oh good master
00:02:57.000 What my
00:02:58.000 What is the greatest commandment?
00:03:00.000 What did he say?
00:03:01.000 Love God
00:03:02.000 No, no, no, he said
00:03:03.000 Hear O Israel 0.89
00:03:04.000 Meaning, listen O Israel 0.96
00:03:05.000 Our God is
00:03:06.000 The best
00:03:07.000 No
00:03:08.000 Our God is one
00:03:09.000 So Jesus said
00:03:10.000 Hear O Israel 0.89
00:03:11.000 Our Lord God is one
00:03:13.000 Why did Jesus not mention about the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit?
00:03:16.000 Because
00:03:17.000 They haven't been invented yet
00:03:19.000 They haven't been invented yet?
00:03:20.000 No
00:03:21.000 Okay, so they're going to be invented by Paul
00:03:24.000 I don't know
00:03:25.000 So now
00:03:26.000 You are preaching about Jesus
00:03:27.000 Jesus
00:03:28.000 And you said that we 0.97
00:03:29.000 I'm a fool 0.96
00:03:30.000 I'll just take one, yeah sure 1.00
00:03:31.000 Yeah, yeah, you said that I'm a fool for not believing 0.89
00:03:32.000 That's right 0.97
00:03:33.000 But then again you said you're confused
00:03:34.000 You said that the
00:03:35.000 The matter of doctrine of the Trinity was invented
00:03:37.000 No, I think
00:03:38.000 So, so, so
00:03:39.000 Ah, right
00:03:40.000 I'll go ahead, right
00:03:41.000 God had not yet come down to Jesus and said
00:03:44.000 By the way mate
00:03:45.000 I'm the Holy Spirit as well
00:03:47.000 Okay, alright
00:03:48.000 Did Jesus ever claim divinity?
00:03:50.000 No
00:03:51.000 Okay
00:03:52.000 Let me get this right 0.99
00:03:53.000 You said I'm a fool 0.99
00:03:54.000 Yes he did 0.99
00:03:55.000 One sec, one sec, one sec
00:03:56.000 When he died he did
00:03:57.000 One sec, one sec
00:03:58.000 That's the thing
00:03:59.000 He came back to life
00:04:00.000 So when God died he said I'm God
00:04:01.000 He did more things
00:04:02.000 So when God died he said I'm God
00:04:03.000 No, he said Father why have you forsaken me?
00:04:05.000 And then he died, right?
00:04:06.000 Hold on a sec
00:04:07.000 Because he was a man
00:04:08.000 And then he died
00:04:09.000 Hold on a sec, hold on a sec
00:04:10.000 Hold on a sec
00:04:11.000 And he came back, right?
00:04:12.000 Flash, flash
00:04:13.000 He pushed the rock
00:04:14.000 Listen, listen, I'm going to call you Flash here
00:04:15.000 Because you say your name is Flash
00:04:16.000 Yeah
00:04:17.000 You're telling me Jesus is God
00:04:18.000 And he was on the cross and he said Father
00:04:19.000 Yeah
00:04:20.000 Why have you forsaken me?
00:04:21.000 Yeah
00:04:22.000 Not like that, probably like way more pain
00:04:23.000 Okay, so
00:04:24.000 Okay, so
00:04:25.000 Father
00:04:26.000 Okay
00:04:27.000 Okay, you should be
00:04:28.000 I think you need
00:04:29.000 Father have you forsaken me?
00:04:30.000 He's dead right? 0.99
00:04:31.000 He's getting killed by Romans 1.00
00:04:32.000 If he's God
00:04:33.000 Who is he speaking to?
00:04:34.000 Who's the Father?
00:04:36.000 His Father
00:04:37.000 You look a bit confused
00:04:38.000 He's God
00:04:39.000 And he's the
00:04:40.000 God is the Father
00:04:41.000 And he's Jesus
00:04:42.000 Okay, one sec, one sec, one sec
00:04:43.000 He was screaming
00:04:44.000 Yeah
00:04:45.000 He's God, yes?
00:04:46.000 Yeah
00:04:47.000 Who's he calling out to?
00:04:48.000 Himself?
00:04:49.000 Yes
00:04:50.000 So he's saying help me
00:04:51.000 Okay, I'm going to help you
00:04:52.000 Is he speaking to himself?
00:04:53.000 No, because he's also a man
00:04:54.000 He's a man
00:04:55.000 And he's God
00:04:56.000 Look
00:04:57.000 God is more intelligent than us
00:04:59.000 We can do things like that
00:05:00.000 Okay, if I said to you
00:05:01.000 I'm full chicken and full man
00:05:02.000 Would you believe me?
00:05:04.000 Do I have wings?
00:05:06.000 Do you have wings?
00:05:07.000 Are you confused?
00:05:08.000 Not really
00:05:09.000 You're not as confused as you
00:05:11.000 I can't, yeah?
00:05:13.000 So
00:05:14.000 How do you believe that
00:05:15.000 Jesus is God
00:05:16.000 When he didn't claim it himself
00:05:17.000 He never talked about it himself
00:05:19.000 He did
00:05:20.000 When he came back to life
00:05:21.000 Where?
00:05:22.000 Where?
00:05:23.000 Look, you're giving out these cards
00:05:24.000 You need to know what you're talking about
00:05:25.000 It says
00:05:26.000 All have sinned
00:05:28.000 And come short of the glory of God
00:05:31.000 There is none righteous
00:05:33.000 No
00:05:34.000 Not one
00:05:35.000 That's you 1.00
00:05:36.000 That's all of you bastards 1.00
00:05:37.000 Okay, to get 1.00
00:05:38.000 To get
00:05:39.000 What did you say, sorry?
00:05:40.000 That's all you nice people
00:05:41.000 Okay
00:05:42.000 Alright, that's better
00:05:43.000 So
00:05:44.000 How would your sins be forgiven?
00:05:46.000 You go to Jesus, right?
00:05:48.000 And you say, I accept your love
00:05:49.000 What happened to Jesus?
00:05:51.000 You not me
00:05:52.000 What happened to Jesus?
00:05:53.000 He died
00:05:54.000 But he came back
00:05:55.000 And he's around still
00:05:56.000 Okay, so in your belief system
00:05:57.000 God Almighty needs blood
00:05:59.000 Like a vampire
00:06:00.000 No, not like a vampire
00:06:02.000 Hold on a second
00:06:03.000 Does he need blood
00:06:04.000 Does he need blood to be forgiven?
00:06:05.000 Vampires, right?
00:06:06.000 They're like trying to be Jesus 0.92
00:06:07.000 But they're not as good
00:06:08.000 Okay
00:06:09.000 Does God
00:06:10.000 Does the God that you worship
00:06:11.000 Believe that there has to be blood sacrifice?
00:06:13.000 No
00:06:14.000 So why did Jesus die on the cross then?
00:06:15.000 So can you tell me
00:06:18.000 Why does God need blood sacrifice?
00:06:20.000 He was murdered
00:06:21.000 Murdered?
00:06:22.000 So he didn't
00:06:23.000 Jesus was not supposed to die
00:06:25.000 Yeah
00:06:26.000 He was supposed to bring the truth
00:06:27.000 And the light
00:06:28.000 Okay, who killed him? 0.96
00:06:29.000 The Jews 0.91
00:06:30.000 Who killed him? 0.99
00:06:31.000 Bloody 1.00
00:06:32.000 Bloody Jews, mate 1.00
00:06:33.000 You've got to be careful with that 1.00
00:06:34.000 So basically you're saying that
00:06:35.000 For you
00:06:36.000 For your sins to be forgiven
00:06:37.000 You need a blood sacrifice?
00:06:38.000 No
00:06:39.000 In Islam
00:06:40.000 Can I just remind me?
00:06:41.000 Just calm down a bit
00:06:42.000 I know you're a bit excited today
00:06:43.000 For in Islam
00:06:44.000 In Islam
00:06:45.000 We have a belief system of nobody needs to die
00:06:46.000 We don't
00:06:47.000 God doesn't say I need an innocent man
00:06:48.000 To die for the sins of the world
00:06:50.000 There's nothing like that in Islam 1.00
00:06:51.000 In Islam
00:06:52.000 God Almighty says
00:06:53.000 If you've sinned
00:06:54.000 You repent and turn back to me
00:06:56.000 Right?
00:06:57.000 So I just want to ask you a question
00:06:58.000 Which one seems more merciful?
00:07:00.000 In Islam we believe if an individual has sinned
00:07:03.000 Turn back to God and ask for forgiveness
00:07:05.000 In your belief system
00:07:06.000 God Almighty is saying
00:07:07.000 No
00:07:08.000 I need an innocent man 1.00
00:07:09.000 And I need to kill him and see blood 1.00
00:07:11.000 Then I'll be happy 1.00
00:07:12.000 Which one's more merciful?
00:07:14.000 There are no innocent men
00:07:15.000 Which one's more merciful?
00:07:16.000 There are no innocent men
00:07:17.000 Which one's more merciful? 0.96
00:07:18.000 You are a sinner
00:07:19.000 Which one's more merciful? 1.00
00:07:20.000 You are born of a sinner 0.98
00:07:21.000 Can you tell me which one's more merciful?
00:07:23.000 Our God is merciful
00:07:25.000 But he
00:07:26.000 He sent Jesus to save us
00:07:27.000 Okay
00:07:28.000 He killed an innocent man
00:07:29.000 He created man
00:07:30.000 Okay he killed an innocent man
00:07:31.000 And then man sinned
00:07:32.000 And was not innocent anymore
00:07:34.000 Okay
00:07:35.000 Did he kill Jesus?
00:07:36.000 No
00:07:37.000 Who killed Jesus?
00:07:39.000 Romans
00:07:40.000 Okay
00:07:41.000 So the Romans killed God?
00:07:42.000 No
00:07:43.000 They killed his son
00:07:44.000 Okay
00:07:45.000 So he's the son
00:07:46.000 He's not God
00:07:47.000 He's both
00:07:48.000 He's the son of God
00:07:49.000 Have you seen Hercules?
00:07:50.000 So
00:07:51.000 He's got the powers still
00:07:52.000 Okay so he's
00:07:53.000 God
00:07:54.000 It's a good film
00:07:55.000 He's God and he's the God of himself
00:07:56.000 No he's not the God of himself
00:07:58.000 Okay look
00:07:59.000 Is Jesus God or the son of God?
00:08:00.000 He's both
00:08:01.000 How is he both?
00:08:02.000 Well he's the saviour
00:08:03.000 But he embodies man
00:08:05.000 When he was on earth
00:08:06.000 Then he left earth
00:08:07.000 And now he's God again
00:08:08.000 Yeah but if I said to you
00:08:09.000 I am full man
00:08:10.000 God isn't just like one person
00:08:12.000 Okay
00:08:13.000 He's everywhere
00:08:14.000 Okay but if I
00:08:15.000 He's in the microphone
00:08:16.000 Flash, flash
00:08:17.000 Yeah
00:08:18.000 Okay okay
00:08:19.000 If I said to you
00:08:20.000 If I said to you
00:08:21.000 If I said I'm full human being
00:08:22.000 And I'm full chicken
00:08:23.000 Would you believe me?
00:08:24.000 No
00:08:25.000 Why not?
00:08:26.000 Because it is not plausible
00:08:28.000 You do not look that delicious
00:08:29.000 Okay okay
00:08:30.000 You do not look half delicious
00:08:31.000 You're half fried
00:08:32.000 Okay okay
00:08:33.000 You're kind of scaring me
00:08:34.000 With your comments
00:08:35.000 So yeah
00:08:36.000 Is that it?
00:08:37.000 Anything else you got to say to the camera?
00:08:39.000 Because this will be on YouTube
00:08:43.000 I think he's social 0.97
00:08:44.000 Islam is bollocks actually 1.00
00:08:45.000 Okay 0.97
00:08:46.000 Why is that?
00:08:47.000 What's all that about marrying a nine year old? 1.00
00:08:48.000 That's fucked 1.00
00:08:49.000 Okay okay 1.00
00:08:50.000 Can we talk about that?
00:08:51.000 Yeah
00:08:52.000 Okay instead of swearing
00:08:53.000 Yeah we can talk about that
00:08:54.000 Yeah?
00:08:55.000 You know Virgin Mary?
00:08:56.000 Yeah
00:08:57.000 Do you know how old she was when she married Joseph?
00:08:58.000 Probably about five
00:08:59.000 And you know how old Joseph was?
00:09:00.000 Probably about nine
00:09:01.000 Ninety
00:09:02.000 Ninety?
00:09:03.000 Yeah so what do you have to say for that? 0.99
00:09:05.000 Fuckin' hell 0.99
00:09:06.000 Yeah 1.00
00:09:07.000 Shit 1.00
00:09:08.000 Yeah so coming back to the nine year old 0.99
00:09:12.000 So what do we have to say about that then?
00:09:14.000 If Joseph married
00:09:15.000 That still look good is it?
00:09:16.000 Okay well I'll say but Joseph did marry Mary when she was five and he was nine
00:09:19.000 No wonder
00:09:20.000 That would be a bloody immaculate conception 0.81
00:09:22.000 Okay so how are you a Christian when you go against it? 1.00
00:09:23.000 Fuck off 1.00
00:09:24.000 I have an interview here do you mind? 1.00
00:09:26.000 I'm sorry 0.99
00:09:27.000 Have some Jesus and piss off mate 0.99
00:09:28.000 We're gonna come to you I'm a bit busy 0.99
00:09:30.000 I promise I'm gonna come to you
00:09:31.000 He's got a nice man
00:09:32.000 This is quite interesting
00:09:33.000 This is quite interesting
00:09:34.000 Yeah so anyway
00:09:35.000 Save yourself
00:09:36.000 Do you have a Bible?
00:09:37.000 Do you have a Bible on you?
00:09:38.000 No
00:09:39.000 Does anybody have a Bible?
00:09:40.000 Does anybody have a Bible?
00:09:41.000 Okay Flash
00:09:43.000 Flash
00:09:44.000 Flash
00:09:45.000 Thank you for your time
00:09:46.000 I appreciate for your time
00:09:47.000 So I'm not gonna drop to your level because that's not
00:09:49.000 Islam doesn't teach me to do that 1.00
00:09:50.000 I'm not gonna drop to your level
00:09:51.000 It was nice talking to you
00:09:52.000 But where did you do that?
00:09:53.000 You did seem a bit confused
00:09:54.000 I'm not confused
00:09:55.000 So we're gonna put on YouTube
00:09:56.000 We're gonna put on YouTube and let people decide for themselves
00:09:58.000 So thank you very much
00:09:59.000 What channel is this?
00:10:01.000 What channel is this?
00:10:02.000 Thank you.