Ali Dawah - Funniest Muslim Christian debate

00:00:00.000 Islam! Islam is the best!

00:00:05.000 I think we got Shahada guys

00:00:08.000 Shahada! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! 0.88

00:00:12.000 I'm just joking actually, I don't know what you said

00:00:15.000 You're nearly there, you're nearly there, but you need to cut down with the screaming

00:00:18.000 So you're nearly there, you're on the right path

00:00:20.000 I thought Muslims are good at it 1.00

00:00:21.000 I thought Muslims are very good at screaming 1.00

00:00:23.000 I think that's... 0.96

00:00:30.000 What's your name?

00:00:53.000 Flash Gordon

00:00:54.000 Flash Gordon?

00:00:55.000 Yeah

00:00:56.000 Flash, your name is Flash?

00:00:57.000 Yeah

00:00:58.000 Like a Flash?

00:00:59.000 You're about to give me a card?

00:01:01.000 Yeah

00:01:02.000 Okay, what's it about?

00:01:03.000 Jesus

00:01:04.000 Okay 0.98

00:01:05.000 Who does God call a fool? 0.99

00:01:08.000 Who does he call a fool? 1.00

00:01:09.000 You, because you don't believe in him do you? 1.00

00:01:11.000 Okay, so I'm a fool for not believing in him? 0.98

00:01:12.000 That's right

00:01:13.000 Okay, can we find out if I believe in him or if you believe in him?

00:01:15.000 Okay

00:01:16.000 Okay

00:01:17.000 What did Jesus preach?

00:01:20.000 Good stuff

00:01:21.000 A few examples

00:01:22.000 Regarding the matter of worshipping God, what did he preach?

00:01:25.000 Worship him a lot

00:01:26.000 Worship him a lot, yeah?

00:01:27.000 Yeah

00:01:28.000 Jesus said worship God a lot, yeah?

00:01:30.000 Yes

00:01:31.000 Yeah

00:01:32.000 Okay

00:01:33.000 Yeah, he did

00:01:34.000 Okay

00:01:35.000 So, Jesus said worship God a lot

00:01:36.000 Yeah

00:01:37.000 So, do you believe Jesus is God?

00:01:39.000 Yeah, I do

00:01:40.000 Okay, so Jesus came and said, hey, you, worship God a lot

00:01:43.000 Yeah

00:01:44.000 But you, what you did was, you was like, okay, Jesus, I'll worship you a lot

00:01:48.000 But Jesus goes, no, no, no, you worship God a lot

00:01:50.000 No, no, no, he said, he said he was all like, he was all like, right, he goes, he goes, yeah, I'm Jesus, yeah, and I'm God's son, so he sent me down to save you from your sins, yeah?

00:02:00.000 Well, hold on a second, hold on a second

00:02:01.000 So you worship me, salvation is through me, up there, like a tesseract

00:02:05.000 Let me get, let me get, let me get, let me get this right, yeah?

00:02:08.000 Jesus came down and told you to worship God, then you're saying that he's God's son, but he's not God's son because he's God

00:02:17.000 It's a bit confusing, that's why you don't have faith

00:02:19.000 It is, that's why you look a bit confused, so

00:02:21.000 I look confused

00:02:22.000 Yes, because you just said yourself you're confused, right?

00:02:24.000 No, I never said that

00:02:26.000 Okay, it's on camera, so we know you said you got confused

00:02:29.000 Doesn't God say in the Bible that God is, I'm not a God of confusion?

00:02:32.000 I don't know

00:02:33.000 He does

00:02:34.000 You seem a bit confused

00:02:36.000 I'm not confused

00:02:37.000 You look confused

00:02:38.000 You can't be confused if you have Jesus in your heart

00:02:40.000 Okay, but didn't you just say confused? Like, that's what you just said

00:02:43.000 Didn't you just say confused?

00:02:44.000 Yes, I did, but you said I'm confused because

00:02:46.000 You just said you're confused

00:02:47.000 Yeah

00:02:48.000 Yeah, no

00:02:49.000 So can you explain why you're so confused?

00:02:51.000 I'm not confused

00:02:52.000 When Jesus came to the

00:02:54.000 When Israelites came to Jesus and said

00:02:56.000 Oh good master

00:02:57.000 What my

00:02:58.000 What is the greatest commandment?

00:03:00.000 What did he say?

00:03:01.000 Love God

00:03:02.000 No, no, no, he said

00:03:03.000 Hear O Israel 0.89

00:03:04.000 Meaning, listen O Israel 0.96

00:03:05.000 Our God is

00:03:06.000 The best

00:03:07.000 No

00:03:08.000 Our God is one

00:03:09.000 So Jesus said

00:03:10.000 Hear O Israel 0.89

00:03:11.000 Our Lord God is one

00:03:13.000 Why did Jesus not mention about the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit?

00:03:16.000 Because

00:03:17.000 They haven't been invented yet

00:03:19.000 They haven't been invented yet?

00:03:20.000 No

00:03:21.000 Okay, so they're going to be invented by Paul

00:03:24.000 I don't know

00:03:25.000 So now

00:03:26.000 You are preaching about Jesus

00:03:27.000 Jesus

00:03:28.000 And you said that we 0.97

00:03:29.000 I'm a fool 0.96

00:03:30.000 I'll just take one, yeah sure 1.00

00:03:31.000 Yeah, yeah, you said that I'm a fool for not believing 0.89

00:03:32.000 That's right 0.97

00:03:33.000 But then again you said you're confused

00:03:34.000 You said that the

00:03:35.000 The matter of doctrine of the Trinity was invented

00:03:37.000 No, I think

00:03:38.000 So, so, so

00:03:39.000 Ah, right

00:03:40.000 I'll go ahead, right

00:03:41.000 God had not yet come down to Jesus and said

00:03:44.000 By the way mate

00:03:45.000 I'm the Holy Spirit as well

00:03:47.000 Okay, alright

00:03:48.000 Did Jesus ever claim divinity?

00:03:50.000 No

00:03:51.000 Okay

00:03:52.000 Let me get this right 0.99

00:03:53.000 You said I'm a fool 0.99

00:03:54.000 Yes he did 0.99

00:03:55.000 One sec, one sec, one sec

00:03:56.000 When he died he did

00:03:57.000 One sec, one sec

00:03:58.000 That's the thing

00:03:59.000 He came back to life

00:04:00.000 So when God died he said I'm God

00:04:01.000 He did more things

00:04:02.000 So when God died he said I'm God

00:04:03.000 No, he said Father why have you forsaken me?

00:04:05.000 And then he died, right?

00:04:06.000 Hold on a sec

00:04:07.000 Because he was a man

00:04:08.000 And then he died

00:04:09.000 Hold on a sec, hold on a sec

00:04:10.000 Hold on a sec

00:04:11.000 And he came back, right?

00:04:12.000 Flash, flash

00:04:13.000 He pushed the rock

00:04:14.000 Listen, listen, I'm going to call you Flash here

00:04:15.000 Because you say your name is Flash

00:04:16.000 Yeah

00:04:17.000 You're telling me Jesus is God

00:04:18.000 And he was on the cross and he said Father

00:04:19.000 Yeah

00:04:20.000 Why have you forsaken me?

00:04:21.000 Yeah

00:04:22.000 Not like that, probably like way more pain

00:04:23.000 Okay, so

00:04:24.000 Okay, so

00:04:25.000 Father

00:04:26.000 Okay

00:04:27.000 Okay, you should be

00:04:28.000 I think you need

00:04:29.000 Father have you forsaken me?

00:04:30.000 He's dead right? 0.99

00:04:31.000 He's getting killed by Romans 1.00

00:04:32.000 If he's God

00:04:33.000 Who is he speaking to?

00:04:34.000 Who's the Father?

00:04:36.000 His Father

00:04:37.000 You look a bit confused

00:04:38.000 He's God

00:04:39.000 And he's the

00:04:40.000 God is the Father

00:04:41.000 And he's Jesus

00:04:42.000 Okay, one sec, one sec, one sec

00:04:43.000 He was screaming

00:04:44.000 Yeah

00:04:45.000 He's God, yes?

00:04:46.000 Yeah

00:04:47.000 Who's he calling out to?

00:04:48.000 Himself?

00:04:49.000 Yes

00:04:50.000 So he's saying help me

00:04:51.000 Okay, I'm going to help you

00:04:52.000 Is he speaking to himself?

00:04:53.000 No, because he's also a man

00:04:54.000 He's a man

00:04:55.000 And he's God

00:04:56.000 Look

00:04:57.000 God is more intelligent than us

00:04:59.000 We can do things like that

00:05:00.000 Okay, if I said to you

00:05:01.000 I'm full chicken and full man

00:05:02.000 Would you believe me?

00:05:04.000 Do I have wings?

00:05:06.000 Do you have wings?

00:05:07.000 Are you confused?

00:05:08.000 Not really

00:05:09.000 You're not as confused as you

00:05:11.000 I can't, yeah?

00:05:13.000 So

00:05:14.000 How do you believe that

00:05:15.000 Jesus is God

00:05:16.000 When he didn't claim it himself

00:05:17.000 He never talked about it himself

00:05:19.000 He did

00:05:20.000 When he came back to life

00:05:21.000 Where?

00:05:22.000 Where?

00:05:23.000 Look, you're giving out these cards

00:05:24.000 You need to know what you're talking about

00:05:25.000 It says

00:05:26.000 All have sinned

00:05:28.000 And come short of the glory of God

00:05:31.000 There is none righteous

00:05:33.000 No

00:05:34.000 Not one

00:05:35.000 That's you 1.00

00:05:36.000 That's all of you bastards 1.00

00:05:37.000 Okay, to get 1.00

00:05:38.000 To get

00:05:39.000 What did you say, sorry?

00:05:40.000 That's all you nice people

00:05:41.000 Okay

00:05:42.000 Alright, that's better

00:05:43.000 So

00:05:44.000 How would your sins be forgiven?

00:05:46.000 You go to Jesus, right?

00:05:48.000 And you say, I accept your love

00:05:49.000 What happened to Jesus?

00:05:51.000 You not me

00:05:52.000 What happened to Jesus?

00:05:53.000 He died

00:05:54.000 But he came back

00:05:55.000 And he's around still

00:05:56.000 Okay, so in your belief system

00:05:57.000 God Almighty needs blood

00:05:59.000 Like a vampire

00:06:00.000 No, not like a vampire

00:06:02.000 Hold on a second

00:06:03.000 Does he need blood

00:06:04.000 Does he need blood to be forgiven?

00:06:05.000 Vampires, right?

00:06:06.000 They're like trying to be Jesus 0.92

00:06:07.000 But they're not as good

00:06:08.000 Okay

00:06:09.000 Does God

00:06:10.000 Does the God that you worship

00:06:11.000 Believe that there has to be blood sacrifice?

00:06:13.000 No

00:06:14.000 So why did Jesus die on the cross then?

00:06:15.000 So can you tell me

00:06:18.000 Why does God need blood sacrifice?

00:06:20.000 He was murdered

00:06:21.000 Murdered?

00:06:22.000 So he didn't

00:06:23.000 Jesus was not supposed to die

00:06:25.000 Yeah

00:06:26.000 He was supposed to bring the truth

00:06:27.000 And the light

00:06:28.000 Okay, who killed him? 0.96

00:06:29.000 The Jews 0.91

00:06:30.000 Who killed him? 0.99

00:06:31.000 Bloody 1.00

00:06:32.000 Bloody Jews, mate 1.00

00:06:33.000 You've got to be careful with that 1.00

00:06:34.000 So basically you're saying that

00:06:35.000 For you

00:06:36.000 For your sins to be forgiven

00:06:37.000 You need a blood sacrifice?

00:06:38.000 No

00:06:39.000 In Islam

00:06:40.000 Can I just remind me?

00:06:41.000 Just calm down a bit

00:06:42.000 I know you're a bit excited today

00:06:43.000 For in Islam

00:06:44.000 In Islam

00:06:45.000 We have a belief system of nobody needs to die

00:06:46.000 We don't

00:06:47.000 God doesn't say I need an innocent man

00:06:48.000 To die for the sins of the world

00:06:50.000 There's nothing like that in Islam 1.00

00:06:51.000 In Islam

00:06:52.000 God Almighty says

00:06:53.000 If you've sinned

00:06:54.000 You repent and turn back to me

00:06:56.000 Right?

00:06:57.000 So I just want to ask you a question

00:06:58.000 Which one seems more merciful?

00:07:00.000 In Islam we believe if an individual has sinned

00:07:03.000 Turn back to God and ask for forgiveness

00:07:05.000 In your belief system

00:07:06.000 God Almighty is saying

00:07:07.000 No

00:07:08.000 I need an innocent man 1.00

00:07:09.000 And I need to kill him and see blood 1.00

00:07:11.000 Then I'll be happy 1.00

00:07:12.000 Which one's more merciful?

00:07:14.000 There are no innocent men

00:07:15.000 Which one's more merciful?

00:07:16.000 There are no innocent men

00:07:17.000 Which one's more merciful? 0.96

00:07:18.000 You are a sinner

00:07:19.000 Which one's more merciful? 1.00

00:07:20.000 You are born of a sinner 0.98

00:07:21.000 Can you tell me which one's more merciful?

00:07:23.000 Our God is merciful

00:07:25.000 But he

00:07:26.000 He sent Jesus to save us

00:07:27.000 Okay

00:07:28.000 He killed an innocent man

00:07:29.000 He created man

00:07:30.000 Okay he killed an innocent man

00:07:31.000 And then man sinned

00:07:32.000 And was not innocent anymore

00:07:34.000 Okay

00:07:35.000 Did he kill Jesus?

00:07:36.000 No

00:07:37.000 Who killed Jesus?

00:07:39.000 Romans

00:07:40.000 Okay

00:07:41.000 So the Romans killed God?

00:07:42.000 No

00:07:43.000 They killed his son

00:07:44.000 Okay

00:07:45.000 So he's the son

00:07:46.000 He's not God

00:07:47.000 He's both

00:07:48.000 He's the son of God

00:07:49.000 Have you seen Hercules?

00:07:50.000 So

00:07:51.000 He's got the powers still

00:07:52.000 Okay so he's

00:07:53.000 God

00:07:54.000 It's a good film

00:07:55.000 He's God and he's the God of himself

00:07:56.000 No he's not the God of himself

00:07:58.000 Okay look

00:07:59.000 Is Jesus God or the son of God?

00:08:00.000 He's both

00:08:01.000 How is he both?

00:08:02.000 Well he's the saviour

00:08:03.000 But he embodies man

00:08:05.000 When he was on earth

00:08:06.000 Then he left earth

00:08:07.000 And now he's God again

00:08:08.000 Yeah but if I said to you

00:08:09.000 I am full man

00:08:10.000 God isn't just like one person

00:08:12.000 Okay

00:08:13.000 He's everywhere

00:08:14.000 Okay but if I

00:08:15.000 He's in the microphone

00:08:16.000 Flash, flash

00:08:17.000 Yeah

00:08:18.000 Okay okay

00:08:19.000 If I said to you

00:08:20.000 If I said to you

00:08:21.000 If I said I'm full human being

00:08:22.000 And I'm full chicken

00:08:23.000 Would you believe me?

00:08:24.000 No

00:08:25.000 Why not?

00:08:26.000 Because it is not plausible

00:08:28.000 You do not look that delicious

00:08:29.000 Okay okay

00:08:30.000 You do not look half delicious

00:08:31.000 You're half fried

00:08:32.000 Okay okay

00:08:33.000 You're kind of scaring me

00:08:34.000 With your comments

00:08:35.000 So yeah

00:08:36.000 Is that it?

00:08:37.000 Anything else you got to say to the camera?

00:08:39.000 Because this will be on YouTube

00:08:43.000 I think he's social 0.97

00:08:44.000 Islam is bollocks actually 1.00

00:08:45.000 Okay 0.97

00:08:46.000 Why is that?

00:08:47.000 What's all that about marrying a nine year old? 1.00

00:08:48.000 That's fucked 1.00

00:08:49.000 Okay okay 1.00

00:08:50.000 Can we talk about that?

00:08:51.000 Yeah

00:08:52.000 Okay instead of swearing

00:08:53.000 Yeah we can talk about that

00:08:54.000 Yeah?

00:08:55.000 You know Virgin Mary?

00:08:56.000 Yeah

00:08:57.000 Do you know how old she was when she married Joseph?

00:08:58.000 Probably about five

00:08:59.000 And you know how old Joseph was?

00:09:00.000 Probably about nine

00:09:01.000 Ninety

00:09:02.000 Ninety?

00:09:03.000 Yeah so what do you have to say for that? 0.99

00:09:05.000 Fuckin' hell 0.99

00:09:06.000 Yeah 1.00

00:09:07.000 Shit 1.00

00:09:08.000 Yeah so coming back to the nine year old 0.99

00:09:12.000 So what do we have to say about that then?

00:09:14.000 If Joseph married

00:09:15.000 That still look good is it?

00:09:16.000 Okay well I'll say but Joseph did marry Mary when she was five and he was nine

00:09:19.000 No wonder

00:09:20.000 That would be a bloody immaculate conception 0.81

00:09:22.000 Okay so how are you a Christian when you go against it? 1.00

00:09:23.000 Fuck off 1.00

00:09:24.000 I have an interview here do you mind? 1.00

00:09:26.000 I'm sorry 0.99

00:09:27.000 Have some Jesus and piss off mate 0.99

00:09:28.000 We're gonna come to you I'm a bit busy 0.99

00:09:30.000 I promise I'm gonna come to you

00:09:31.000 He's got a nice man

00:09:32.000 This is quite interesting

00:09:33.000 This is quite interesting

00:09:34.000 Yeah so anyway

00:09:35.000 Save yourself

00:09:36.000 Do you have a Bible?

00:09:37.000 Do you have a Bible on you?

00:09:38.000 No

00:09:39.000 Does anybody have a Bible?

00:09:40.000 Does anybody have a Bible?

00:09:41.000 Okay Flash

00:09:43.000 Flash

00:09:44.000 Flash

00:09:45.000 Thank you for your time

00:09:46.000 I appreciate for your time

00:09:47.000 So I'm not gonna drop to your level because that's not

00:09:49.000 Islam doesn't teach me to do that 1.00

00:09:50.000 I'm not gonna drop to your level

00:09:51.000 It was nice talking to you

00:09:52.000 But where did you do that?

00:09:53.000 You did seem a bit confused

00:09:54.000 I'm not confused

00:09:55.000 So we're gonna put on YouTube

00:09:56.000 We're gonna put on YouTube and let people decide for themselves

00:09:58.000 So thank you very much

00:09:59.000 What channel is this?

00:10:01.000 What channel is this?

00:10:02.000 Thank you.

Ali Dawah - September 07, 2015

Funniest Muslim Christian debate

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