Ali Dawah - September 28, 2015


I’m Muslim, But I’m Not…(Halal Version)


Episode Stats

Length

1 minute

Words per Minute

148.67776

Word Count

253

Sentence Count

23

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

I m a Muslim and I like to be kind, caring and loving and you should be an extremist, just like me. I m not perfect, but Islam is, and I have lovely non-Muslim friends who tell me to take this off.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm a Muslim, but my role model is Mary, mother of Jesus, not Kim Kardashian.
00:00:05.600 I'm a Muslim, and I'm proud to see it.
00:00:08.800 I'm a Muslim, and I'm an extremist.
00:00:11.140 I like to be extremely kind, caring, and loving.
00:00:13.720 And you should be an extremist, just like me.
00:00:16.580 I'm a Muslim, and I don't have to adopt my husband's surname.
00:00:20.200 I am a Muslim, and Islam teaches me that there is no compulsion in religion.
00:00:24.680 I'm a Muslim, and I eat ham.
00:00:27.100 Turkey ham.
00:00:31.580 I am a Muslim, and I don't need to be a feminist to support women's rights.
00:00:37.300 I'm a Muslim, and my husband could beat me in a race.
00:00:42.400 I'm a Muslim, and I don't show quite my religion to fit into society.
00:00:45.800 Respect me the way I respect you.
00:00:48.220 We're Muslim, but our parents are not.
00:00:51.020 I'm a Muslim, and my religion teaches me to obey my parents.
00:00:54.220 I'm a Muslim, and I have a date every night, in Ramadan, obviously.
00:00:59.740 I'm a Muslim, but I'm not perfect, but Islam is.
00:01:03.200 I'm a Muslim, and I have lovely non-Muslim friends.
00:01:07.000 I'm a Muslim, and I'm impressed by the ones who tell me to take this off.
00:01:10.080 I'm a Muslim, and I love Jesus, peace be upon him.
00:01:16.220 I'm a Muslim, and I pray five times a day, fast in Ramadan, and I give in charity.
00:01:21.740 Now, think about it.
00:01:23.720 Does that really make me a terrorist?
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