America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - 10 Hour 2010s Rewind Marathon Stream

00:11:22.000 Ok.

00:11:23.000 Boston fan, may you one day see the light.

00:14:36.000 So once you even start playing games,

00:17:34.000 From your biggest Boston fan, may you one daytime day see

00:20:42.000 the light. 0.98

00:20:43.000 Well, hey, thanks, love you too, but sorry, I believe in a religion that makes sense.

00:28:57.000 Hey, what's going on, everybody?

00:28:59.000 It's me, Nicholas J. Fuentes, coming back at you this afternoon on Saturday with a very special stream here on DLive.

00:29:08.000 This begins our 2010s rewind stream, 10 hour marathon, 2010s rewind stream here on DLive.

00:29:19.000 And we are strapping in.

00:29:21.000 We are strapping in for an adventure together that the duration will be 10 hours.

00:29:26.000 So it's going to be a bit of a long day.

00:29:29.000 We are prepared.

00:29:30.000 We're going to be going over the entire decade of the 2010s, remembering, reminiscing, celebrating 10 years.

00:29:40.000 10 years.

00:29:41.000 Those 10 years that took place between 2009 and 2020.

00:29:47.000 So, the structure of this stream, I've never done this before.

00:29:52.000 Sort of a novel idea I had.

00:29:55.000 I think I said on the show last night that I had this idea when I was driving home from. 0.97

00:30:01.000 Iowa, when I did my speech in Iowa at the beginning of December in Bettendorf and Quad Cities, you remember to the boomers in that church.

00:30:10.000 And I was listening to all this old music from the 2010s or early 2000s, and I was thinking, you know, it really is sort of a special thing that's the end of the decade, and I feel like nobody's really talking about this.

00:30:22.000 Maybe some people aren't even aware.

00:30:24.000 I wasn't even aware until the beginning of this month.

00:30:27.000 You know, in some sense, you recognize that 2019 is the last year of the decade, but I feel like.

00:30:33.000 At least for me, I wasn't thinking about it that way until very recently.

00:30:38.000 It really hadn't dawned on me until very recently they were shifting into the 2020s.

00:30:44.000 I was thinking, oh, the holidays, it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, but I didn't really realize the significance.

00:30:50.000 So I thought, what better way than to do a big stream commemorating music, events, movies, games, all that kind of stuff?

00:30:59.000 And like I said, the structure of the stream, I'm thinking, what I'd like to do is play a few of the biggest games.

00:31:06.000 From the 2010s.

00:31:08.000 I issued a form out like last week or two weeks ago.

00:31:14.000 I put out a Google form on Twitter and I said, you know, tell me your favorite X, Y, and Z.

00:31:19.000 And, you know, to my surprise, I looked at the gaming because the gaming is obviously going to be one of the bigger components of the stream.

00:31:26.000 And most of the games that you guys submitted are games that I already have and play pretty often.

00:31:33.000 Grand Theft Auto V, of course, Minecraft, Fortnite, Halo Reach, Call of Duty.

00:31:39.000 So, we'll maybe rotate between a few of these.

00:31:42.000 We'll kind of see how it goes, play it by year.

00:31:45.000 I think I will probably start with maybe Fallout New Vegas.

00:31:49.000 It's going to depend on if it works.

00:31:52.000 I know we tried to play Fallout New Vegas a few times in the past couple of months on stream, and for whatever reason, it just crashes.

00:32:00.000 You know, one of the great things about 2010's gaming and technology is they still had a lot of tech problems.

00:32:06.000 So, I think that'll be the only single player game I'll play during the stream.

00:32:11.000 I'd like to rotate in a more multiplayer.

00:32:12.000 Player games, but I think I'll start out with that one.

00:32:16.000 And so we'll be playing probably those games.

00:32:21.000 And maybe we'll spend an hour or two on each of those before we transition.

00:32:27.000 Throughout the 10 hour stream, so it's going to last, it's about 2 45 now.

00:32:32.000 So it should last until about 12 45, I guess, if we're being fair.

00:32:37.000 I'm getting through all the different 10 hours.

00:32:40.000 What I'd like to do is play at each hour.

00:32:43.000 Music from that year.

00:32:45.000 So, what I'd like to do is do music from the year 2010 for the first year, 2011 for the second year, 2012 for the third year.

00:32:53.000 I don't know if that's going to work.

00:32:54.000 We'll kind of again play it by year.

00:32:55.000 I have a lot of playlists that I made for each year, and also there are playlists that encompass music from the whole decade.

00:33:04.000 So if people find that the year by year thing is getting stale, we could just switch and we could do 2010s in general sort of a playlist.

00:33:13.000 But I'd like to sort of take it year by year so we can really savor the progression.

00:33:19.000 That is to me what is interesting the progression, not the little spots here and there.

00:33:25.000 Here's something from 2015, here's something from 2011.

00:33:28.000 Really want to go back to the beginning and sort of savor it all the way through.

00:33:32.000 So I think that's a nice way to do it.

00:33:34.000 I'd also like to do on the hour, like sort of like a news update.

00:33:39.000 Not like a news update, but sort of going over the major events of each year.

00:33:44.000 Like I said, so we could really savor.

00:33:45.000 Let me know what you think about that structure.

00:33:47.000 Like I said, I've never done a stream like this before, so we'll kind of play it by ear.

00:33:50.000 We'll see what you guys find interesting, entertaining, all of that.

00:33:54.000 I, of course, will take what you say with a grain of salt because I am the streamer and you are the viewer, you are the audience.

00:34:01.000 You merely watch the stream.

00:34:02.000 It is my job to create it.

00:34:05.000 So I will listen, but to an extent, I will trust my judgment.

00:34:10.000 And so I guess we'll kick it off here.

00:34:12.000 I guess we'll kick it off here.

00:34:13.000 I will turn on my audio here and we'll start off with a playlist from the year 2010 from Spotify.

00:34:23.000 We're going to start off with, I'll just give you a brief little overview of what I'm looking at on my playlist here.

00:34:30.000 We've got Replay by Iaz.

00:34:32.000 Billionaire by Bruno Mars.

00:34:34.000 In My Head by Jason Derulo.

00:34:37.000 Bottoms Up by Trey Songs.

00:34:39.000 Paparazzi by Lady Gaga.

00:34:41.000 This is our first year of the 2010s.

00:34:44.000 This is from the year 2010.

00:34:47.000 And I'm trusting, I believe that just about every song in here is from the year, as far as I know.

00:34:54.000 So we're going to begin with replay.

00:34:57.000 And I guess we'll just play right through here.

00:35:01.000 Let me know how the volume is.

00:35:02.000 I'm going to have to turn it down to my headset a little bit because it's kind of blasting for me.

00:35:08.000 But I'll turn it up for you guys.

00:35:10.000 It's kind of a throwback already, right?

00:35:12.000 Remember this song?

00:35:16.000 A lot of this music, I will say, a lot of this music is just like bad.

00:35:21.000 It's just bad, but that's not the point.

00:35:24.000 The point is not to listen to really good music, the point is to listen to reminisce, right?

00:35:32.000 I know invariably some people are going to complain and be like, this is pop music, whatever.

00:35:37.000 But it's, you know, but it's the flat, it's the throwback, you know, it's the replay.

00:35:42.000 It's a very fitting song to start us off, right?

00:35:44.000 It's Replay by Iaz.

00:35:47.000 It's the flat, it's the throwback, you know, it's the.

00:35:51.000 We're gonna get a little feedback there.

00:35:53.000 I just refreshed my page here on DLive.

00:35:57.000 Somebody says, God, I feel so old.

00:36:00.000 Yeah, I hear you, dude.

00:36:04.000 Let's see, I gotta unmute one guy.

00:36:06.000 One guy emailed me.

00:36:08.000 Okay, so I'll unmute this guy.

00:36:13.000 Play Sean Kingston, Suicidal.

00:36:16.000 I think that came later, or rather earlier.

00:36:24.000 Yeah, that was released in 2007, so that's a little bit not really in our era, okay?

00:36:28.000 Not really in our time period.

00:36:31.000 Volume?

00:36:32.000 How's the volume?

00:36:33.000 Is it too loud, too quiet?

00:36:35.000 Let me know what you think.

00:36:38.000 Test, test.

00:36:39.000 Yeah, let me know if it's too loud or too quiet.

00:36:42.000 We got to work out all the tech stuff right now.

00:36:44.000 I've got snacks, I've got peanut butter, pretzel bites, and water.

00:36:50.000 It's going to be a long stream, so I've got to be smart.

00:36:55.000 I've got to be smart about my choices here.

00:36:58.000 We're going to start out very conservatively with peanut butter pretzel bites.

00:37:05.000 Peanut butter pretzel bites.

00:37:09.000 And water.

00:37:10.000 Water.

00:37:12.000 And that way we're getting, you know, carbohydrates, complex carbohydrates that are going to be, you know, giving me long lasting energy.

00:37:21.000 Because I'm going to need it 10 hours.

00:37:24.000 The longest I think I've ever done is like six.

00:37:27.000 Six or seven.

00:37:32.000 Let me just first, uh, post a tweet about this.

00:37:46.000 What should I call it?

00:37:48.000 2010's Rewind 10 Hour Marathon Stream.

00:38:01.000 That's a classic.

00:38:03.000 Remember that song?

00:38:07.000 What is this?

00:38:09.000 Oh.

00:38:13.000 I never liked this song, by the way.

00:38:16.000 But, you know, it's of the era.

00:38:18.000 It's from.

00:38:19.000 That is simply of the era.

00:38:33.000 Oh, everyone's saying cringe.

00:38:37.000 Look, it's from the decade.

00:38:39.000 We have to play it.

00:38:40.000 You're going to hear songs you don't like.

00:38:43.000 You're going to hear songs.

00:38:44.000 I don't particularly like this song, but we have to listen to it.

00:38:49.000 So let's see.

00:38:50.000 So the year 2010s, we've got our little news update here.

00:38:54.000 The year 2010, I've got a Time article.

00:38:57.000 I've got whatever this is, Time Toast.

00:39:02.000 So let's see.

00:39:04.000 What happened in the year 2010?

00:39:06.000 We've got January 4th, 2010.

00:39:09.000 I'm not going to read all these, I'll read some of the big ones.

00:39:11.000 The Burj Khalifa officially opens.

00:39:14.000 That was at the beginning of 2010.

00:39:18.000 The Haitian earthquake.

00:39:19.000 Anyone remember the Haitian earthquake?

00:39:21.000 That was January 12th, 2010.

00:39:24.000 And they still haven't recovered, right?

00:39:25.000 They still haven't recovered.

00:39:27.000 That was 10 years ago.

00:39:30.000 Let's see, what else?

00:39:34.000 A lot of this isn't very eventful.

00:39:39.000 It's all like too worldly.

00:39:42.000 BP oil spill.

00:39:44.000 Deepwater Horizon oil platform explodes in the Gulf of Mexico, killing 11 workers, resulting in a Deepwater Horizon oil spill, one of the largest in history, spreads for several months.

00:39:55.000 Damaging the waters in the US coastline and prompting international debate and doubt about the practice and procedures of offshore oil drilling.

00:40:01.000 Anyone remember that?

00:40:03.000 I remember that was like the biggest story in the world for a minute.

00:40:07.000 Remember all the pictures of like ducks with oil on them and, you know, fish covered in oil?

00:40:17.000 Let's see, we've got the sovereign debt crisis in Europe.

00:40:22.000 Standard Poor's downgrades Greece's sovereign credit rating to junk.

00:40:26.000 Four days after the activation of a $45 billion Euro EU IMF bailout.

00:40:33.000 I don't remember that very well.

00:40:34.000 I was, so, for context, I was 12 in 2010.

00:40:39.000 I was 12 years old.

00:40:41.000 So a lot of the stuff I just don't really remember that well.

00:40:45.000 I was in middle school.

00:40:47.000 Yeah, I was in, I think I was just finishing up 7th grade.

00:40:51.000 Is that right?

00:40:53.000 I was finishing up 6th grade in 2010.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, I was finishing up.

00:41:00.000 I was still in elementary school.

00:41:00.000 Sixth grade.

00:41:03.000 Let's see what else.

00:41:11.000 The World Health Organization declares H1N1 pandemic, swine flu, officially over.

00:41:20.000 The World Health Organization officially declares the H1N1 swine flu pandemic over, saying that worldwide flu activities return to their typical seasonal patterns.

00:41:30.000 I remember the.

00:41:31.000 Swine flu pandemic.

00:41:34.000 I remember when it was me, there was like a huge scare in my school.

00:41:39.000 I feel like a few of my classmates got it.

00:41:41.000 I think my sister got it.

00:41:42.000 And everybody's like, oh my God, like, are we going to die? 0.78

00:41:45.000 Is that going to kill you?

00:41:47.000 But I think it was kind of mild, right?

00:41:49.000 I feel like it wasn't as bad as people were freaking out at the time, like it was the Black Plague or something.

00:41:57.000 That was 2010.

00:42:08.000 Let's see what else.

00:42:10.000 What is this?

00:42:12.000 Sumatra?

00:42:13.000 Who cares? 0.85

00:42:23.000 Okay, and then in 2010, end of 2010, the Arab Spring begins.

00:42:27.000 So that's sort of a brief overview from. 0.99

00:42:29.000 This website kind of sucks ass, but whatever. 0.99

00:42:35.000 Let's see. 0.99

00:42:35.000 Top 10 stories Haiti earthquake, WikiLeaks, and is this when they started, or. 0.99

00:42:50.000 I guess this is when they first came on the scene.

00:42:54.000 Chilean miners.

00:42:56.000 Is that really 10 years ago?

00:42:57.000 It doesn't feel like.

00:43:00.000 I can't believe this story is 10 years old.

00:43:04.000 This doesn't feel like it's 10 years old, but here it is December 9th, 2010.

00:43:10.000 That's pretty crazy. 1.00

00:43:14.000 Pakistan, who cares? 1.00

00:43:16.000 Whatever. 1.00

00:43:26.000 Top 2010 numbers, what does that mean?

00:43:30.000 206 million gallons of oil leaked into the Gulf of Mexico from the BP oil spill.

00:43:37.000 500,000 classified documents by WikiLeaks. 1.00

00:43:42.000 Let's see, Pakistan flood. 1.00

00:43:44.000 Bro, who cares? 0.98

00:43:48.000 2010, I guess it was like a gay period of global consciousness. 0.99

00:43:52.000 You really see how globalized the world started to become in 2010. 0.99

00:43:57.000 Maybe just the sources, I guess.

00:44:01.000 Avatar, yo, Avatar comes out in late 2009.

00:44:04.000 $2.7 billion.

00:44:05.000 Excuse me, $2.7 billion.

00:44:08.000 What an utterly forgettable movie.

00:44:10.000 Does anybody remember Avatar?

00:44:16.000 I remember seeing it, and it was like not a big deal at all to me.

00:44:19.000 Like, Inception came out in 2010.

00:44:22.000 I think, like, The Expendables came out in 2010.

00:44:25.000 Let me see, is there a Time article about.

00:44:30.000 It says top 10 everything, but I don't see like top 10.

00:44:34.000 Maybe it's here?

00:44:35.000 Top 10 movies?

00:44:40.000 Here we go.

00:44:42.000 Just while we're on it.

00:44:43.000 Toy Story 3.

00:44:44.000 That was 10 years ago?

00:44:46.000 What?

00:44:48.000 I remember seeing Toy Story 3.

00:44:50.000 I almost cried in that movie.

00:44:51.000 I didn't, but I almost did.

00:44:53.000 That was 10 years ago.

00:44:55.000 I find that hard to believe.

00:44:58.000 Inside job.

00:44:58.000 Don't remember these.

00:45:00.000 I don't remember that.

00:45:02.000 Social Network?

00:45:03.000 Yeah, that was a good one.

00:45:07.000 I don't remember any of these.

00:45:08.000 Green Zone?

00:45:09.000 Didn't see it.

00:45:10.000 Didn't see that.

00:45:12.000 Okay, well, whatever.

00:45:14.000 I only remember like two out of the ten.

00:45:17.000 Let's see, maybe movie performances has.

00:45:20.000 I feel like none of those are really memorable.

00:45:22.000 Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest?

00:45:24.000 I didn't see that, but I remember that.

00:45:26.000 The King's Speech?

00:45:28.000 Yeah, the boring movie.

00:45:33.000 The Fighter, yeah. 0.84

00:45:36.000 Kick Ass, yeah, I remember that one.

00:45:39.000 True Grit, I remember, I like that movie a lot.

00:45:41.000 I read the book when I was in sixth grade.

00:45:45.000 The trailer was so epic to me.

00:45:47.000 I remember watching the True Grit trailer, like, over and over, because it had that Johnny Cash song in it, which was epic.

00:45:56.000 And, uh, there was a great trailer.

00:45:59.000 Great trailer for that movie.

00:46:01.000 I would watch it over and over, and then when it came out, I was like, okay, epic check.

00:46:07.000 Easy A, yeah.

00:46:08.000 That's the start of the degeneracy.

00:46:10.000 Catfish, remember that one?

00:46:12.000 That was kind of a big deal when it came out. 0.99

00:46:15.000 Avatar totally sucked. 0.96

00:46:16.000 I hated Avatar.

00:46:20.000 Ebook sales, yeah, ebook.

00:46:22.000 I don't really engage with ebooks, so that doesn't really mean anything to me.

00:46:26.000 Let's see, what else?

00:46:27.000 Albums?

00:46:29.000 Yo, Kanye checked.

00:46:31.000 Beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy.

00:46:34.000 Yeah, that was.

00:46:35.000 See, for me, like.

00:46:36.000 This was before I was.

00:46:38.000 I didn't become like a Kanye Stan until like 2015, 2016.

00:46:43.000 So, when this album came out, I only remember it because it was like the biggest thing in the world at the time.

00:46:49.000 You know, I remember Kanye's performance on Saturday Night Live.

00:46:53.000 He performed Power.

00:46:54.000 And I think, I forget what the other song was, but I remember his Power performance.

00:46:58.000 And that was like the biggest song.

00:47:01.000 All of the Lights was huge.

00:47:05.000 What else was big off that album that I remember?

00:47:07.000 Those songs.

00:47:09.000 Anyway, so.

00:47:10.000 At the time, I wasn't like, oh, another Kanye album, this is epic, but it was just permeated, like, it was so everywhere that I remember how big it was.

00:47:22.000 Arcade Fire.

00:47:23.000 See, I never got into Arcade Fire or this gay band, LCD sound system. 1.00

00:47:29.000 Yeah, I never was a Drake fan. 1.00

00:47:33.000 The Black Keys, yeah, they were kind of big at the time.

00:47:37.000 Big Boy, yeah, I never got into that.

00:47:39.000 Okay, I don't really remember much.

00:47:41.000 I don't really remember.

00:47:42.000 I was like 12, so a lot of this is kind of testing my memory here.

00:47:47.000 Let's see, TV series.

00:47:50.000 Paparazzi was from 2009, but it's okay.

00:47:54.000 Okay.

00:47:55.000 Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Parks and Rec, Louie, Boardwalk Empire, Party Down.

00:48:03.000 This is the only one I don't remember so far.

00:48:06.000 The Pacific, yeah, I remember.

00:48:08.000 I used to watch this with my father.

00:48:09.000 I watched The Pacific on HBO.

00:48:14.000 Let's see. 1.00

00:48:16.000 The Good Wife?

00:48:17.000 Yeah, I don't remember that. 1.00

00:48:18.000 I think it was like a girl show.

00:48:22.000 Rubicon, don't remember.

00:48:24.000 Okay, so obviously, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, that's kind of like.

00:48:28.000 Those are the big deal.

00:48:30.000 I wonder what's.

00:48:30.000 Toys?

00:48:31.000 That's probably more my speech.

00:48:34.000 I don't remember this.

00:48:38.000 Mr. Steel Your Girl.

00:48:40.000 You remember that, dude?

00:48:42.000 What is this song? 0.99

00:48:43.000 Aw, this song's trash. 1.00

00:48:43.000 Bottoms Up? 1.00

00:48:49.000 This song is so bad.

00:48:50.000 Do you remember how bad music used to be?

00:48:55.000 I guess it still is bad, but.

00:48:57.000 I feel like 2010 was like peak, like.

00:49:00.000 What would you call it?

00:49:01.000 Like glam rap?

00:49:05.000 So bad.

00:49:08.000 Trey Songs, yeah.

00:49:09.000 Real artist.

00:49:13.000 I remember the Lego board game.

00:49:17.000 Paper Jams.

00:49:19.000 Oh, is that those like paper guitars?

00:49:21.000 Yo, I remember Paper Jams.

00:49:23.000 Who remember?

00:49:26.000 Doodle Track Car, yo, I remember that.

00:49:29.000 You draw a line, the car follows it.

00:49:32.000 Man.

00:49:34.000 Don't remember this.

00:49:36.000 Razor Soul Skate?

00:49:37.000 Don't really remember that. 0.86

00:49:41.000 Barbie went geek this year after a fan vote ushered in a career change.

00:49:45.000 Okay. 0.98

00:49:49.000 Princess and Maine?

00:49:50.000 Don't really remember that.

00:49:53.000 How about Buzzwords?

00:49:59.000 Voo Voo Zayla. 0.73

00:50:01.000 Top Kill. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Okay, well, this is kind of stupid. 1.00

00:50:06.000 What does this even mean? 1.00

00:50:08.000 Like news buzzwords?

00:50:09.000 I thought it'd be like memes.

00:50:13.000 Yo, Clash of the Titans remake?

00:50:15.000 I remember seeing the Clash of the Titans remake.

00:50:20.000 It was okay.

00:50:22.000 Then they had a sequel called, like, Wrath of the Titans, but I saw Clash of the Titans in theaters.

00:50:27.000 Kind of epic.

00:50:34.000 We'll do a few more of these, then I'll start playing a game, okay?

00:50:40.000 And then we'll do our next news update at 4 o'clock for 2011.

00:50:47.000 Yo, FU by CeeLo Green.

00:50:49.000 Wow.

00:50:51.000 I'm dating myself.

00:50:53.000 Some of these things, I can't believe they're 10 years old. 0.66

00:50:55.000 Like this song, Toy Story 3, The Chilean Miners.

00:51:00.000 I can't believe that was 10 years ago. 0.89

00:51:02.000 That was a decade ago.

00:51:03.000 I don't remember that song.

00:51:07.000 Yeah, Kanye.

00:51:10.000 Love the way you lie, yeah.

00:51:16.000 I don't remember even the Drake song.

00:51:20.000 I only remember like three of those.

00:51:23.000 Let's see.

00:51:25.000 Fashion statements. 0.96

00:51:32.000 Lady Gaga.

00:51:32.000 Yeah, dude.

00:51:33.000 Remember when Lady Gaga. 1.00

00:51:35.000 Oh, she's coming out with a new outfit. 1.00

00:51:37.000 Like, she would wear all these outrageous clothes. 1.00

00:51:40.000 I remember at the time that was like. 1.00

00:51:43.000 Oh, what's she gonna do next?

00:51:44.000 She's like so sensational. 1.00

00:51:47.000 She was like imitating Madonna, basically.

00:51:50.000 This floating bra, flamed out, dress made of bubbles.

00:51:54.000 Do you guys remember that?

00:51:55.000 That was like.

00:51:57.000 She was huge in 2010.

00:52:00.000 And she helped. 1.00

00:52:01.000 She was one of the vanguards of the LGBT stuff. 1.00

00:52:05.000 Because she did Born This Way and some of the other gay anthems. 1.00

00:52:10.000 And I remember that was like. 0.97

00:52:13.000 That was like.

00:52:13.000 It was like Glee, Modern Family, Lady Gaga.

00:52:16.000 Like those were like the main. 0.83

00:52:20.000 In my experience, in my opinion, those were like the cultural sort of hard bringers of the LGBT, the new LGBT consensus.

00:52:28.000 Basically, at the time, it was really more just like LGB, it really wasn't so much the transgender stuff yet. 1.00

00:52:34.000 But I remember, like, I remember how fucking obnoxious all that was. 1.00

00:52:40.000 Don't you guys remember? 0.98

00:52:42.000 Worst culture of all time, I know.

00:52:45.000 Tell me about it.

00:52:46.000 MIA, Prince.

00:52:53.000 So, this is just like people, fashion statements.

00:52:58.000 Oh, I guess it's like different people making fat.

00:53:01.000 I don't know.

00:53:01.000 I thought there would be more like fads.

00:53:04.000 I'll try top 10. 0.99

00:53:07.000 Double rainbow!

00:53:08.000 Yo!

00:53:10.000 Pause.

00:53:13.000 Whoa, that's a full rainbow.

00:53:16.000 All the way.

00:53:18.000 Double rainbow.

00:53:19.000 I remember this.

00:53:21.000 It's a double rainbow all the way.

00:53:24.000 Whoa, that's so intense.

00:53:27.000 Whoa.

00:53:28.000 This is what the internet used to be about.

00:53:31.000 This is what YouTube used to be about.

00:53:36.000 Whoa!

00:53:37.000 Oh my god! 0.58

00:53:43.000 Woo! 0.94

00:53:46.000 Oh my god! 0.59

00:53:47.000 Woo!

00:53:52.000 Yeah! 1.00

00:53:55.000 Man, younger zoomers probably aren't going to remember this one. 1.00

00:53:59.000 Oh my god, look at that! 0.99

00:54:01.000 It's starting to even look like a triple rainbow.

00:54:04.000 Oh man. 0.99

00:54:06.000 Damn, I remember. 0.99

00:54:07.000 I don't remember this one. 0.99

00:54:09.000 I remember Devil Rainbow, though.

00:54:11.000 That was good times.

00:54:14.000 This is 10 years old now.

00:54:16.000 Bruh, this is 10 years old.

00:54:20.000 There's going to be a lot of that on the stream. 1.00

00:54:27.000 I always thought this one was stupid, honestly. 0.98

00:54:31.000 A lot of people got a bit. 1.00

00:54:32.000 Even back then, I thought this was kind of stupid. 0.99

00:54:34.000 And Mark, the woman, the victim, tells us that a man broke into her house and tried to rape her brother. 0.99

00:54:41.000 Went in and he tried to help her out, but the man didn't get away. 0.94

00:54:44.000 This is our first Groeper.

00:54:46.000 The first Groeper.

00:54:48.000 Kelly Dodson was asleep with a little girl inside their apartment on Webster Drive when. 1.00

00:54:53.000 I was attacked by some idiot. 1.00

00:54:55.000 Austin says Alabama check. 1.00

00:54:57.000 Yo, Alabama check.

00:54:58.000 Dodson says her attacker used a garbage can to climb onto the unit's ledge, opened the upstairs window, and then he got in bed with her. 0.99

00:55:05.000 He tried to rape me. 0.86

00:55:06.000 He tried to pull my clothes off. 0.97

00:55:08.000 Dodson struggled with her attacker, knocking over items in her bedroom.

00:55:12.000 Antoine Dodson heard his sister scream.

00:55:14.000 And ran to help. 0.92

00:55:15.000 Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park.

00:55:21.000 He's climbing in your windows. 1.00

00:55:23.000 He's snatching your people up, trying to rape them. 1.00

00:55:25.000 So, y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband because they're raping everybody out here. 1.00

00:55:30.000 The attacker got. 0.99

00:55:32.000 It's 10 years old, and I'm still, like, sick of it.

00:55:34.000 You know what I mean?

00:55:35.000 Like, I just played that clip, and I'm, like, rolling my eyes.

00:55:38.000 It's 10 years old, and it's still, like, stale to me.

00:55:43.000 You know?

00:55:43.000 Some memes just never come back.

00:55:45.000 Some memes are evergreen, and they last forever.

00:55:48.000 And some, like, to me, that still sounds so, like, it does sound kind of ancient, actually.

00:55:54.000 I don't really, I don't know this one.

00:56:01.000 I remember this, yeah.

00:56:02.000 Interesting propaganda.

00:56:06.000 What is this?

00:56:08.000 Hello.

00:56:09.000 Your name is Larry Platt.

00:56:11.000 Oh, I remember this.

00:56:12.000 The general.

00:56:13.000 The general, Larry Platt.

00:56:15.000 Yo, wait.

00:56:16.000 Pause.

00:56:16.000 Anybody remember American Idol?

00:56:20.000 Jeez, I can't.

00:56:21.000 The stream's depressing already.

00:56:24.000 We should have started maybe at the end and worked our way back.

00:56:28.000 I'm already like.

00:56:30.000 Remember American Idol?

00:56:31.000 To me, American Idol was like the biggest thing in the world.

00:56:34.000 We would watch it in my house, like, whatever.

00:56:37.000 I don't know if it was on every night or it was a weekly thing.

00:56:41.000 I don't remember the schedule, but I remember whenever it was on, we were gathered around the TV watching from like season four, like very early on.

00:56:50.000 And it was huge.

00:56:51.000 It was like.

00:56:52.000 When I was in second grade, so it was probably like pre, it was those.

00:56:55.000 They really, I think, were in their prime a little bit before 2010, but anyway.

00:57:00.000 Cool, okay.

00:57:01.000 American Idol moment.

00:57:02.000 My song called Pants on the Ground.

00:57:05.000 Pants on the Ground. 1.00

00:57:06.000 Pants on the Ground.

00:57:07.000 I knew what it was about.

00:57:10.000 All right.

00:57:11.000 Okay.

00:57:12.000 Ready when you are.

00:57:13.000 Okay, ready?

00:57:14.000 One, two, three. 0.69

00:57:16.000 Pants on the Ground, pants on the Ground. 1.00

00:57:18.000 Looking like a fool with your pants on the Ground, with the gold in your mouth. 0.99

00:57:22.000 Hat turned sideways, pan hit the ground. 1.00

00:57:25.000 Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool walking downtown with your pants on the ground. 0.99

00:57:30.000 Get here. 0.99

00:57:31.000 Hey, get your pants off the ground. 1.00

00:57:33.000 Looking like a fool walking. 1.00

00:57:35.000 Talking with your pants on the ground. 1.00

00:57:37.000 Get here.

00:57:39.000 Hey, get your pants off the ground. 1.00

00:57:41.000 Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. 1.00

00:57:47.000 Go in the mouth. 1.00

00:57:50.000 Head turns on the ground. 1.00

00:57:51.000 Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool walking. 0.99

00:57:58.000 Talking with your pants on the ground. 0.99

00:58:01.000 Alright, alright, yeah.

00:58:03.000 I remember that.

00:58:04.000 I don't know if you guys remember that one.

00:58:05.000 That to me was like super.

00:58:08.000 For some reason, I feel like this one is way older than the other ones.

00:58:13.000 I don't know why, but this one to me just feels like.

00:58:17.000 I almost forgot that this even existed.

00:58:20.000 I was about to skip it because I was like, wait a second.

00:58:22.000 So I don't know.

00:58:23.000 That one to me feels like even older.

00:58:28.000 No, this is from 2010.

00:58:32.000 Oh man, I feel so old.

00:58:35.000 This feels bad.

00:58:36.000 It doesn't feel good.

00:58:37.000 I guess it's about right though.

00:58:45.000 It's about, yeah, I guess that's about right that it's 10 years old.

00:58:58.000 Oh man, I can't believe I can't believe I would like to live through this.

00:59:03.000 Granted, I was like 12, but still.

00:59:14.000 Time, man.

00:59:15.000 Time moves so quickly.

00:59:18.000 We are so old.

00:59:20.000 It says Churro Gaming.

00:59:23.000 Hey, thanks for the hosting.

00:59:26.000 Via Poo FM.

00:59:29.000 Thanks for the host. 0.97

00:59:31.000 Thanks for the diamond banging. 0.77

00:59:33.000 It says problem.

00:59:35.000 Problem?

00:59:39.000 Problem?

00:59:44.000 I can't believe that.

00:59:46.000 Can't believe that.

00:59:52.000 Let's see, do they have memes yet?

00:59:54.000 Probably not.

00:59:56.000 iPhone apps.

01:00:00.000 We can go back to the music, by the way.

01:00:07.000 Netflix?

01:00:09.000 Wow.

01:00:13.000 Look at the user interface, too.

01:00:15.000 Remember, this is like the original iPhone.

01:00:20.000 You know, they had like these clunky bars on the bottom.

01:00:23.000 So, Netflix app came out 10 years ago.

01:00:27.000 Groupon, iMovie, I don't know what this is.

01:00:32.000 Springpad, Twitter, Twitter.

01:00:34.000 Wow, the company, what is it?

01:00:37.000 iPhone users stuck with third party apps to access their accounts until Twitter decided to get in the game in mid 2010.

01:00:49.000 Bruh.

01:00:52.000 That's pretty crazy.

01:00:55.000 Maxi Bros is going to leave for my great grandpa's 91st birthday.

01:00:58.000 I'll be back later tonight.

01:00:59.000 All right, well, happy birthday to your great grandpa.

01:01:01.000 Thanks for the Ninjagini. 1.00

01:01:05.000 Damn. 0.99

01:01:06.000 That's can't believe Twitter mobiles. 1.00

01:01:08.000 I just, I'm in disbelief.

01:01:10.000 Everything that comes up, I'm like, I can't believe it, but I'm in disbelief.

01:01:15.000 Hulu, iBooks, brah.

01:01:20.000 I'm older than iBooks.

01:01:21.000 I'm older than Netflix.

01:01:25.000 Apologies.

01:01:26.000 This ought to be interesting.

01:01:27.000 Tiger Woods.

01:01:28.000 Tiger Woods.

01:01:29.000 Bro, remember Tiger Woods?

01:01:33.000 Taylor Swift to Taylor Lawton. 0.97

01:01:41.000 Helen Domus to Jews. 1.00

01:01:45.000 A reporter who specialized in putting powerful people's feet to the fire. 1.00

01:01:49.000 Helen burned her own toes. 0.95

01:01:51.000 Interesting choice of words after she told the rabbi that Jews should get the hell out of Palestine. 0.99

01:01:56.000 And the Disraeli should go home.

01:01:59.000 One week and a huge outcry later.

01:02:01.000 I wonder from who, by the way.

01:02:02.000 She apologized.

01:02:03.000 Oh, wow.

01:02:07.000 John Mayer for saying the N word. 1.00

01:02:09.000 Epic.

01:02:10.000 That's based.

01:02:11.000 I know he said the N word.

01:02:15.000 Kanye.

01:02:17.000 Let's see.

01:02:18.000 We'll do a few.

01:02:18.000 Like I said, these are kind of fun, though.

01:02:20.000 We'll do a few more.

01:02:21.000 Then we'll go to a game, I guess.

01:02:24.000 Let's see.

01:02:25.000 What do we got?

01:02:26.000 Fleeting Celebrities.

01:02:27.000 What does that mean?

01:02:28.000 That's kind of insulting.

01:02:29.000 It's kind of nasty.

01:02:32.000 Steve Slater, yeah.

01:02:34.000 We're probably not going to remember any of these people, right?

01:02:42.000 Yeah, I don't.

01:02:43.000 Oh, Jimmy McMillan.

01:02:45.000 I remember this guy.

01:02:46.000 I guess the YouTube video is not here, but he was the rent is too damn high.

01:02:51.000 Man.

01:02:56.000 Yeah, I don't remember any of these people.

01:03:04.000 Commercials.

01:03:06.000 Old Spice. 1.00

01:03:07.000 The man your man could smell like. 0.88

01:03:09.000 Interesting imagery there. 0.89

01:03:13.000 Snickers, Betty White, Nike.

01:03:20.000 None of these are even available on YouTube anymore.

01:03:22.000 It's like too old.

01:03:23.000 They're all too old.

01:03:25.000 Whatever.

01:03:27.000 Oh, here we go.

01:03:28.000 US news stories.

01:03:29.000 This is better.

01:03:31.000 BP oil spill.

01:03:32.000 The Tea Party.

01:03:33.000 Yo, Tea Party check.

01:03:36.000 Obamacare, yeah, Obamacare.

01:03:40.000 The recession. 0.66

01:03:41.000 Islamophobia, give me a break.

01:03:44.000 War in Afghanistan.

01:03:50.000 Oh, this was the. 0.57

01:03:52.000 I remember this.

01:03:53.000 I don't remember the.

01:03:54.000 I was 12 at the time.

01:03:55.000 I don't remember the details, but.

01:03:58.000 I remember.

01:03:59.000 They were just hunting down illegals in Arizona.

01:04:04.000 U.S. China.

01:04:06.000 Rival the iPad.

01:04:08.000 Citizens United.

01:04:09.000 Citizens United.

01:04:09.000 Okay.

01:04:10.000 That's about right.

01:04:12.000 Okay, we'll do video games and then maybe we'll go and we'll play a game here.

01:04:18.000 Alan Wake.

01:04:19.000 Don't remember that.

01:04:21.000 Angry Birds.

01:04:22.000 Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

01:04:23.000 Epic Song, by the way.

01:04:24.000 Epic Song.

01:04:25.000 Check.

01:04:26.000 Red Dead Redemption.

01:04:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:28.000 Classic.

01:04:30.000 Halo Reach.

01:04:33.000 Super Mario Galaxy.

01:04:34.000 I can't say I played this one.

01:04:37.000 Limbo.

01:04:37.000 Yeah, never played that.

01:04:39.000 Boy vaguely remember it, but I don't think I ever played it for Street Fighter, Starcraft 2.

01:04:39.000 Super Meat.

01:04:46.000 Yeah, I played Starcraft 1, but not really the second one.

01:04:49.000 Mass Effect 2.

01:04:51.000 I didn't even really play any of these games.

01:04:52.000 Is there more?

01:04:55.000 This probably would be easier, I guess.

01:05:06.000 Yeah.

01:05:07.000 Well, there you go.

01:05:07.000 That's the year 2010.

01:05:09.000 15 minutes in, so in 45 minutes, we'll do another one of these.

01:05:13.000 I'll have to do, let's see, 2011 time.

01:05:17.000 I'll get it queued up for our next one on the next hour.

01:05:22.000 What is this article called?

01:05:23.000 I wonder if there's like a series I could go.

01:05:28.000 This was like really convenient.

01:05:28.000 Is there one for.

01:05:30.000 Is there one for 2011?

01:05:32.000 I wonder.

01:05:34.000 2011 time.

01:05:37.000 Top 10.

01:05:39.000 Top 10 everything of 2011.

01:05:41.000 Okay, so we've got it queued up.

01:05:43.000 This will be for the next hour.

01:05:47.000 But in the meantime, let's play a game.

01:05:50.000 What should we play?

01:05:52.000 Let's play New Vegas.

01:05:53.000 Like I said, we'll play New Vegas.

01:05:56.000 And we'll see if it works.

01:05:57.000 We'll see if it works.

01:05:59.000 You know, it's notoriously fickle.

01:06:01.000 Sometimes it works for us, sometimes it doesn't.

01:06:05.000 Let's see, where is it?

01:06:14.000 I remember this song.

01:06:15.000 This was like the big party song back in the day.

01:06:19.000 It was the meme, you know, Epic Win, Epic Fail.

01:06:25.000 Yo, Epic Win?

01:06:28.000 Oh, here we go.

01:06:35.000 Hey, hold on, hold on.

01:06:36.000 Oh, hold on.

01:06:43.000 Do we see this one?

01:06:45.000 12 best and worst memes of 2010.

01:06:48.000 Old Spice Guy.

01:06:51.000 Double Rainbow.

01:06:56.000 Bad Intruder.

01:06:58.000 Sad Keanu, that's 10 years old. 1.00

01:07:02.000 Joe Biden, this is a big fucking deal. 0.97

01:07:14.000 I had to launch the game so we didn't get the music. 0.99

01:07:18.000 I don't really remember this one.

01:07:20.000 Animated Bears?

01:07:29.000 I don't really remember that one.

01:07:44.000 Crying Don Draper.

01:07:46.000 Don't remember that.

01:07:50.000 I vaguely remember who Zay was.

01:07:53.000 Black Swan says Hey Nick, started a new job two months ago.

01:07:56.000 Haven't been watching.

01:07:57.000 How's it been going?

01:07:58.000 Happy New Year.

01:07:59.000 Well, thanks for the Ninjagini.

01:08:00.000 Happy New Year.

01:08:01.000 It's been okay.

01:08:03.000 Rent is too damn high.

01:08:05.000 Demon sheep?

01:08:06.000 I don't remember that.

01:08:07.000 Okay, yeah, but what about like real memes, you know?

01:08:07.000 Pants on the ground.

01:08:16.000 Not like virus.

01:08:17.000 These are like normie memes.

01:08:18.000 Where's like the.

01:08:21.000 I want images.

01:08:22.000 I want images.

01:08:23.000 I want.

01:08:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:08:27.000 Forever Alone.

01:08:28.000 Wow.

01:08:29.000 That was 2010, huh?

01:08:31.000 That's what I'm talking about.

01:08:33.000 That's the stuff.

01:08:35.000 Trollolo, yeah, you saw that.

01:08:38.000 I don't remember this one.

01:08:39.000 Don't remember this one either.

01:08:42.000 That's okay, so that's 10 years old.

01:08:42.000 Deal with it.

01:08:48.000 Most interesting man in the world.

01:08:52.000 I'm just making young.

01:08:54.000 I can't believe some of these are so old.

01:09:06.000 Epic beard man.

01:09:10.000 Rent is too damn high.

01:09:11.000 Yeah, I know about that one.

01:09:16.000 This guy. 1.00

01:09:18.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:09:20.000 Bruh. 1.00

01:09:21.000 Man, I.

01:09:24.000 This is psychologically, like, just difficult for me.

01:09:29.000 I have to tell you.

01:09:36.000 It is, like, psychologically hard for me to do this. 1.00

01:09:42.000 Draw Muhammad Day.

01:09:46.000 LOL, Mel Gibson.

01:09:50.000 Man.

01:09:55.000 Well, then now it's just the 2010s.

01:09:56.000 Okay, well, anyway.

01:09:59.000 Let's get into Fallout New Vegas here.

01:10:07.000 Oh, I have to.

01:10:14.000 How do I get my mouse back?

01:10:24.000 I got to put in whoops, got to put in the game capture, too.

01:10:28.000 One sec.

01:10:40.000 There we go.

01:10:46.000 So we'll see.

01:10:47.000 We'll see if this game doesn't crash.

01:10:50.000 We'll give it a shot.

01:10:59.000 Also, can I get Spotify to work at the same time?

01:11:02.000 Let's see.

01:11:09.000 Uh oh.

01:11:19.000 You know, I kind of like this song actually.

01:11:28.000 Not gonna like, you know, the Katy Perry, I kinda like some of the songs.

01:11:43.000 This song kind of good.

01:11:44.000 Yeah, right?

01:11:45.000 It is kind of good, right? 0.98

01:12:01.000 Katy Berry, too, she was pretty big back in the day.

01:12:09.000 Remember, she had like.

01:12:11.000 I remember a time when, like, every hit song was her.

01:12:14.000 It was like California Girls, Teenage Dream, Last Friday Night, Alien.

01:12:23.000 What else?

01:12:25.000 There was.

01:12:26.000 I kissed a girl.

01:12:27.000 There was a time when, like, I remember she had, like, every one of the big songs for a few years.

01:12:34.000 Let's see.

01:12:42.000 I don't know.

01:12:43.000 Does it really even matter at this point what I upgrade?

01:13:06.000 What am I even- I don't even remember where I was going.

01:13:08.000 I think I'm going up this mountain for some reason.

01:13:18.000 Oh yeah, this is where you get Lucy, right? 1.00

01:13:32.000 I think there's like Hazadors up the road here.

01:13:37.000 Which is a little concerning.

01:13:50.000 Yeah, that song was okay.

01:13:51.000 That song's kind of alright though.

01:14:04.000 Awe, true to Kaiser.

01:14:06.000 This is Chad Zumer.

01:14:07.000 Based?

01:14:07.000 Yeah.

01:14:08.000 Based reference, bro?

01:14:37.000 Is there any good loot in this mine here?

01:14:40.000 Let's see.

01:14:51.000 What do we got going on?

01:14:55.000 Ah.

01:14:56.000 Ah, remember this song?

01:14:58.000 What do you want from me?

01:15:04.000 Hmm, man.

01:15:07.000 Bruh, it hurts to listen to some of this stuff.

01:15:12.000 Check your health, King.

01:15:14.000 I know my health is low.

01:15:17.000 I feel like I was here already.

01:15:20.000 Maybe not. 1.00

01:15:25.000 This song is the gayest? 1.00

01:15:26.000 Yeah, okay, we could skip it. 1.00

01:15:28.000 We could skip.

01:15:36.000 Let's see.

01:15:37.000 Let's find a good one.

01:15:39.000 Sweet dreams. 1.00

01:15:42.000 Yo!

01:15:44.000 Okay, epic.

01:15:46.000 Gotta.

01:15:47.000 Okay, yeah.

01:15:47.000 Hold on.

01:15:48.000 Pause this for a sec. 1.00

01:15:49.000 Let's blast this one.

01:15:51.000 We're going to have to blast this song, okay?

01:15:57.000 This is one of the best songs of all time.

01:16:01.000 So we just.

01:16:02.000 We have to blast it.

01:16:03.000 It's going to be loud, but we have to blast it. 0.55

01:16:18.000 Oh!

01:16:18.000 Oh no!

01:16:19.000 Ah shit! 1.00

01:16:36.000 Hello, Kino Department. 1.00

01:16:48.000 I'm fucked. 1.00

01:16:49.000 You've been putting up with my shit just way too long. 1.00

01:16:54.000 I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most, So I think it's time for us to have a toast. 0.99

01:17:05.000 Let's have a toast for the deucebags. 1.00

01:17:08.000 Let's have a toast for the assholes. 1.00

01:17:10.000 Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know. 1.00

01:17:16.000 Let's have a toast for the jerkos. 1.00

01:17:19.000 Gotta never take work off.

01:17:22.000 Maybe I can get up a plan, run away as fast. 1.00

01:17:25.000 As you can Find pictures in my email, I sent this bitch a picture of my dick. 1.00

01:17:33.000 I don't know what it is with females, but I'm not too good at that shit See I can have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hood rats And I just blame everything on you, at least you know that's what I'm good at And I always find, yeah I always find, yeah I always find something wrong You've been putting up with my shit. 1.00

01:17:59.000 We'll probably end with this song too. 0.99

01:18:02.000 It's one of my favorites.

01:18:04.000 Ah, come on.

01:18:04.000 This is not good.

01:18:08.000 So I think it's time for us to have a toast.

01:18:11.000 Just have a toast for the deuce bags.

01:18:14.000 How do I get to the hat? 1.00

01:18:15.000 Just have a toast for the assholes. 1.00

01:18:17.000 Just have a toast for the scumbags. 1.00

01:18:20.000 Every one of them that I know. 1.00

01:18:22.000 Just have a toast for the burgers.

01:18:25.000 Gotta never take work off.

01:18:30.000 Run away as fast as you can.

01:18:34.000 Run away from the baby.

01:18:36.000 Run away from the baby. 1.00

01:18:40.000 Run away. 1.00

01:18:42.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

01:18:45.000 Yeah, I'm just, I'm not, I'm just gonna stay out of there. 1.00

01:18:52.000 Run away as fast as you can.

01:18:56.000 Run away from the baby. 0.72

01:19:00.000 Run away, run away from me, baby. 0.79

01:19:05.000 Run away, then I'm about to get crazy.

01:19:09.000 I can't see just.

01:19:11.000 Run away, baby, I got a plan.

01:19:14.000 Run away as fast as you can.

01:19:17.000 24 7, 365. 1.00

01:19:20.000 Pussy stays on my mind. 0.99

01:19:22.000 I did it. 1.00

01:19:23.000 Alright, alright, alright, alright.

01:19:25.000 Now pick your next move.

01:19:26.000 You can leave or live with it.

01:19:28.000 It could buy cream.

01:19:30.000 Relatable lyrics.

01:19:31.000 Splitting go where?

01:19:32.000 Back to where a knockoff's high.

01:19:34.000 Knock it off. 0.91

01:19:35.000 Neeman's shop it off.

01:19:36.000 Let's talk over my ties. 0.99

01:19:38.000 Waitress, top it off. 1.00

01:19:39.000 No rules like coaches want to fly in your friendly locusts. 1.00

01:19:42.000 You can't blame a name.

01:19:44.000 Never seen a size of sofas.

01:19:45.000 Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet comes with a price tag.

01:19:49.000 Maybe face it.

01:19:50.000 You can't accept the basics. 1.00

01:19:53.000 Plenty holes in a ball of nigger patriots. 1.00

01:19:56.000 Invisibly set the Rolex to faceless. 1.00

01:19:58.000 I'm just young, rich and ten.

01:20:02.000 Never was much of a romantic.

01:20:05.000 I could never take the intimacy And I know it did damage, Cause the look in your eyes is killing me.

01:20:13.000 I guess you knew an advantage, Cause you could blame me for everything.

01:20:19.000 And I don't know how I'ma manage If one day you just up and leave And I always find it.

01:20:27.000 I always find something wrong.

01:20:31.000 You've been putting up with my Sit just way down.

01:20:36.000 I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most.

01:20:42.000 So I think it's time for us to have a toast. 0.99

01:20:46.000 I'm like, my ass kicked. 0.99

01:20:52.000 Where do we go last time this right here? 0.99

01:21:05.000 There's gotta be good loot in here, right?

01:21:11.000 Oh!

01:21:12.000 Ninjed in chat?

01:21:14.000 Cosmicraft, thank you so much.

01:21:18.000 In jet flying around.

01:21:20.000 Thank you First in jet of the stream.

01:21:25.000 Thank you. 0.98

01:21:28.000 Oh Ah, shit. 1.00

01:21:37.000 Ah, shit! 1.00

01:21:41.000 Man, I'm just fucking boned right now. 1.00

01:21:46.000 Do I have poison? 0.99

01:21:48.000 UGH!

01:21:50.000 I'm gonna use all my anti venom down here, and all my stim packs.

01:21:59.000 Ah, come on! 1.00

01:22:01.000 Shit! 1.00

01:22:02.000 You know what? 1.00

01:22:03.000 I just gotta get out of here.

01:22:04.000 I'm not gonna make it down here.

01:22:11.000 Wrong.

01:22:12.000 Alright, we can turn down this part.

01:22:22.000 Oh man.

01:22:24.000 Brah, that was brutal.

01:22:28.000 Well, maybe I can turn it on a little bit.

01:22:33.000 I'll just do it like this, actually.

01:22:38.000 Well, I don't know.

01:22:42.000 Do you want the music loud relative to the game, or how do you want to mix it?

01:22:47.000 I guess it's up to me, really.

01:22:50.000 I'll do this.

01:22:51.000 I'll bring it down a little bit in Spotify.

01:22:54.000 And I'll bring it up a little bit and streamlabs.

01:22:58.000 Let me know if the audio volume's better, if it's like normal now.

01:23:02.000 I had a blast because of the song, let me know if it's back to normal.

01:23:08.000 Um, yeah, I'm outta here, man.

01:23:15.000 I don't want to keep getting killed by Casadors.

01:23:26.000 Level is good. 1.00

01:23:27.000 Okay.

01:24:07.000 Tucker and chat.

01:24:08.000 Yo, PewDiePie in chat?

01:24:18.000 Is PewDiePie actually in here?

01:24:22.000 I doubt it, but we never know, I guess, right?

01:24:28.000 Yeah, probably not.

01:24:30.000 Now, Joe Rogan in chat.

01:24:33.000 Joe Rogan, Donald Trump in chat?

01:24:36.000 Donald Trump is watching my 2010s rewind stream?

01:24:42.000 Donald Trump watching Double Rainbow with us? 1.00

01:24:45.000 Aw, shit. 1.00

01:24:46.000 Oh, these guys are dumb. 1.00

01:24:55.000 I got trolled. 1.00

01:24:57.000 This song's kind of good.

01:24:59.000 Yo!

01:25:04.000 I love this song.

01:25:05.000 Kind of love this song.

01:25:07.000 Low key, though.

01:25:10.000 Bro, this song came out with.

01:25:13.000 What's the movie?

01:25:16.000 This song came out with the dance movie.

01:25:18.000 Remember?

01:25:19.000 What was the dance movie?

01:25:20.000 It was Step Up, Step to It, something like that.

01:25:25.000 Step Up 3, I think, was the movie, right?

01:25:31.000 Breakdance moment.

01:25:39.000 I low key kind of like the song.

01:25:45.000 Step to it, LOL Boomer.

01:25:47.000 Dude, I don't know.

01:25:49.000 I never saw the movie.

01:25:53.000 But I remember on Jimmy Fallon, they did the dance for the song one time.

01:25:59.000 On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

01:26:01.000 They did the dance to the song from the movie, and I was like, This is that.

01:26:24.000 How do you unlock Lucy?

01:26:33.000 I want to unlock Lucy the Night King.

01:26:43.000 Or Lily, whatever.

01:26:44.000 Lily, Lucy, it's all the same.

01:26:58.000 How do I make her my companion?

01:27:11.000 I should have saved!

01:27:12.000 I should have saved the game!

01:27:15.000 I think it auto-saved when I discovered the place, though. 0.99

01:27:20.000 Kill all mutants. 1.00

01:27:22.000 Excuse my ideology. 1.00

01:27:24.000 Oh!

01:27:24.000 Hang on.

01:27:31.000 I don't even have any ammo for this.

01:27:32.000 I thought

01:28:32.000 I was going to die.

01:28:33.000 I did that because I thought I was gonna die immediately. 0.92

01:28:40.000 I gotta blow myself up before it autosaves.

01:28:45.000 Let me see, do I have a.

01:29:01.000 What song is this?

01:29:06.000 The one that got away.

01:29:11.000 Trey Songs. 0.98

01:29:12.000 Trey Songs is the biggest degenerate.

01:29:16.000 You know what? 0.70

01:29:18.000 Okay, this is epic. 1.00

01:29:19.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

01:29:21.000 It took me back all the way here. 1.00

01:29:32.000 Go baked Alaska and chat.

01:29:42.000 This song kind of epic though, kind of epic, kind of an epic song.

01:30:08.000 Not gonna lie.

01:30:21.000 Swig?

01:30:26.000 Get to the club in my taxi cab.

01:30:28.000 Everybody's looking at me now. 0.84

01:30:30.000 Like, who's that chick that's rocking kicks? 0.87

01:30:33.000 Gotta be. 1.00

01:30:33.000 I wish you could sprint in this game, but. 1.00

01:30:36.000 Walking speed is so slow.

01:31:35.000 So talk to the doctor inside, you said.

01:31:38.000 I'll start playing a new game probably in like 20 minutes.

01:31:47.000 Yeah, maybe 20 minutes or so.

01:31:51.000 I'll play Halo Reach after I play this.

01:31:56.000 And then we can get some other people in here and we'll play multiplayer Halo Reach.

01:32:03.000 Talk to the doctor, okay?

01:32:04.000 Oh, and I should

01:32:35.000 probably say first.

01:32:53.000 Oh, wait, Naturally by Selena Gomez in the scene?

01:32:59.000 Like, I remember the song.

01:33:00.000 I used to kind of like this song.

01:33:02.000 Wait, no, never mind.

01:33:03.000 It was a different song. 0.97

01:33:05.000 Different Selena Gomez song. 0.88

01:33:08.000 Yo, this song.

01:33:11.000 Yeah, this song kind of.

01:33:12.000 It's a little.

01:33:14.000 It hits me in my feels a little bit here.

01:33:19.000 Who remembers?

01:33:21.000 Uh oh.

01:33:24.000 Uh.

01:33:26.000 Hey.

01:33:34.000 Now, all the memories they're haunted.

01:33:38.000 We were always meant to have even good in here.

01:33:43.000 Even with our fists held high, never would have worked out a ride.

01:33:51.000 We were never meant for two downstairs. 0.98

01:34:03.000 Yo, but buff out and come here.

01:34:25.000 Yeah, songs kind of depresses me.

01:34:40.000 That you found another that doesn't always make you wanna cry.

01:34:49.000 Started with a perfect kiss then.

01:34:52.000 We could feel the poison setting.

01:34:55.000 Clever couldn't keep this love alive.

01:35:01.000 Oh, here we go.

01:35:14.000 Rocket time to you.

01:35:21.000 Alright, so Doctor's downstairs.

01:35:26.000 Where though?

01:35:27.000 But where?

01:35:28.000 Is it this one?

01:35:29.000 Yeah, she looks Doctor-like.

01:35:33.000 Excuse me, where's your boss?

01:35:37.000 I assume this is.

01:35:40.000 Play Narrow.

01:35:41.000 I don't know what that is.

01:35:43.000 I'm not convinced that the Night Stalker is going to be.

01:36:03.000 Okay, let's do this quest.

01:36:18.000 Monkey says 10 hours of conserving conservatism.

01:36:22.000 Thanks.

01:36:23.000 Yeah, you could say that I'm conserving the culture here.

01:36:25.000 This is the real culture war.

01:36:28.000 How can Charlie Kirk say he's fighting the culture war when he doesn't even play Fallout New Vegas?

01:36:32.000 Oh, I gotta tell someone to go?

01:36:39.000 Ah, whatever.

01:36:40.000 Let's forget it.

01:36:45.000 I don't want to transfer all my items.

01:36:56.000 A little Jimmy check, says Jaden.

01:36:58.000 Yeah, a little Jimmy check and check.

01:37:03.000 So I gotta go outside the fence here. 0.99

01:37:04.000 It's gonna be kind of a pain in the ass, but looks like that's what it's gonna be. 0.98

01:37:13.000 Unless I can slip through, no. 0.99

01:37:20.000 TPUSA wants to turn America into Jacobstown.

01:37:24.000 Yeah, so true.

01:37:27.000 TPUSA wants it to be like New Vegas, dude.

01:37:29.000 Sheldon Adelson, hello?

01:37:32.000 And, or I'm sorry, is it Sheldon Adelson?

01:37:34.000 Who's the big, uh.

01:37:35.000 Is it Sheldon Adelson or who's the casino guy?

01:37:42.000 How do you get out of here?

01:37:46.000 Let me check the map.

01:37:57.000 Got a problem, could use your help.

01:37:58.000 Been having trouble with NCR mercs harassing them. 0.98

01:38:09.000 Killing our big horners, shooting at the lies, that's not looking to fight. 0.99

01:38:15.000 I'll get you're human. 1.00

01:38:18.000 Oh, I'll see what I could do.

01:38:28.000 I don't know.

01:38:30.000 Yo, epic check.

01:38:32.000 Yo, this song kind of epic.

01:38:40.000 But you probably won't.

01:38:42.000 You think you cooler than me?

01:38:43.000 You got design.

01:38:45.000 Our business is with the beauty face and you wear them around.

01:38:49.000 Like you cooler than me.

01:38:51.000 I've always known what to fight and what to back.

01:38:53.000 My men and I are leaving.

01:38:55.000 It's probably cuz you think you cooler than me, Donzo.

01:39:15.000 You got your highbrows, shoes on your feet, and you never move around.

01:39:20.000 Like it ain't good.

01:39:22.000 But you don't know the way that you look when your steps make that much noise.

01:39:30.000 I got you all figured out. 1.00

01:39:32.000 You need everyone's eyes to feel seen behind Jamaica. 1.00

01:39:39.000 Nobody knows who you even are. 1.00

01:39:42.000 Who do you think you are?

01:39:44.000 Write you a song to make you fall in love. 1.00

01:39:48.000 I would already have you under my arm.

01:39:52.000 I used to follow my tricks.

01:39:54.000 I hope that you like this, but you probably won't.

01:39:57.000 You think you cooler than me.

01:39:59.000 How do I say, brah?

01:40:03.000 You wear a more round, but you cooler than me.

01:40:07.000 You never say, hey, you'll remember my name.

01:40:10.000 It's probably because you think you cool.

01:40:13.000 Is there any faster way to get here?

01:40:24.000 The boomers have vowed to support me. 0.99

01:40:28.000 That's all you need. 1.00

01:40:30.000 You get the boomers, and that's all it takes. 1.00

01:40:47.000 There's a couple songs we gotta hear from 2010, so I'm gonna, After I get through here, I'll play a few selected ones, Because we're coming up on four o'clock and that means That means that we are gonna go on to 2011. 0.99

01:41:03.000 Yeah, but under my arm I hope that you like this But you probably won't You think you're cooler than me You got this iron to chase Just to hide your face And you wear them around like You're cooler than me And you want to say Oh, what the heck Oh, what the heck

01:41:58.000 here, let me play some selected tracks here from 2010 before we close out the decade.

01:42:10.000 Oh, there's so many good ones that we missed.

01:42:13.000 I probably should have narrowed it down, but I spent so much time playing videos, I guess, that I missed a few.

01:42:24.000 Is Empire State of Mind from 2010?

01:42:38.000 From 2009.

01:42:38.000 But I'll play it.

01:42:40.000 I'll play this.

01:42:42.000 And I'll play one other.

01:42:43.000 And then that'll be it for 2010.

01:42:48.000 Should have played Airplanes by B.O.B. We should have listened to all of Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

01:43:01.000 Another time, I guess.

01:43:03.000 Alright.

01:43:04.000 Catch me in the kitchen like the Simmons with the pastry.

01:43:09.000 Cruising down A Street, off white Lexus. 0.86

01:43:13.000 Driving so slow, but BK is from Texas. 0.93

01:43:16.000 Me and my dead bad stock. 0.98

01:43:18.000 Home mother, boy, biggie.

01:43:21.000 Now I live on Billboard, and I put my boys with me.

01:43:24.000 Say what up the tie top.

01:43:25.000 Still sitting my top.

01:43:27.000 Sitting court side, Nixon.

01:43:28.000 That's giving me high five. 1.00

01:43:30.000 Nigga, I'll be spiked out. 0.98

01:43:31.000 I could trip a referee. 1.00

01:43:32.000 I'm so glad they finally got the song on Spotify.

01:43:35.000 I was honestly, I forgot about a lot of Jay Z's stuff because it wasn't on a streaming services.

01:43:43.000 You know, or YouTube or anything like that.

01:44:03.000 I made the Yankee hat more famous than the Yankee Kings.

01:44:08.000 You should know I'm bleed blue, but I ain't a grip though. 1.00

01:44:11.000 But I got a gang of niggas walking with my click though. 1.00

01:44:17.000 Welcome to the melting pot, corners where we selling rock. 1.00

01:44:35.000 Africa been by the shit, home of the hip hop. 1.00

01:44:42.000 Sorry, I got him. 1.00

01:44:44.000 Oh, a gambler?

01:45:02.000 I'm just gonna help myself.

01:45:04.000 Alright, we have to load now.

01:45:15.000 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA In crowd, now get in style. 0.86

01:45:29.000 And the winter gets cold and full with your skin out.

01:45:32.000 City of sin on a wedding. 1.00

01:45:34.000 Girls, I'm laughing. 1.00

01:45:36.000 The city's built with them.

01:45:38.000 Mommy took a bus trip.

01:45:39.000 Now she's got a bus stop. 1.00

01:45:41.000 Everybody ride her just like a bus route. 1.00

01:45:44.000 Hell, you're a virgin.

01:45:46.000 And Jesus can't say that you're a virgin.

01:45:49.000 Came in the school, graduated.

01:45:51.000 Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright.

01:45:53.000 Enough, alright, enough.

01:45:54.000 Empty in May got you feeling like a champion.

01:45:57.000 I'm gonna have to contain myself here.

01:46:11.000 Silver Rush. 0.90

01:46:23.000 Where is Yasmin?

01:46:24.000 Is he in Ultra Lux or is he in this one?

01:46:38.000 Hey, hey, fella.

01:46:47.000 See, where's I don't understand.

01:46:58.000 Why is it doing this?

01:47:04.000 Isn't Yes Men here?

01:47:06.000 Where is he? 1.00

01:47:06.000 Let's see, Chick fil A check. 1.00

01:47:27.000 Gotta close it off strong with another Kanye song.

01:47:32.000 He's right outside the. 1.00

01:47:33.000 Oh shit, he's outside the front door. 0.99

01:47:49.000 I'm shipping, I'm shipping off the power. 1.00

01:47:52.000 The system broke, and the school closed, the prison's open.

01:47:59.000 We got real close, my bucket.

01:48:01.000 We rolling, my bucket. 1.00

01:48:04.000 We roll with some light skin girls and some heavy rollers. 0.98

01:48:08.000 And it's white man world. 0.66

01:48:09.000 We don't want to show what I need to do now.

01:48:12.000 I see you in the moment.

01:48:15.000 Just that any moment, he talks so much.

01:48:19.000 I need a moment.

01:48:20.000 No one man should have all that.

01:48:22.000 That's right, like I said, the data on the platform.

01:48:38.000 Oh, did I not get my weapons back?

01:48:41.000 Oh, no, I did.

01:48:42.000 Okay. 1.00

01:48:42.000 Alright, I just want to kill people. 1.00

01:48:48.000 We got. 0.99

01:48:49.000 Oh, it's 4 o'clock.

01:48:51.000 So we'll go until the end of this song.

01:49:13.000 Gotta go Joker motion.

01:49:14.000 We don't have time.

01:49:15.000 We don't have time to do missions. 0.99

01:49:20.000 Gambler.

01:49:21.000 Street vendor.

01:49:22.000 We don't have time to do missions, vendor.

01:49:26.000 Triple parentheses, vendor.

01:49:38.000 Oh, do I really have to take steady just to get a clean shot on this guy?

01:49:43.000 Bruh.

01:49:45.000 I'm really sorry.

01:49:57.000 Clean, clean shot. 0.99

01:50:00.000 Powers, Austin, Powers, lost in translation with a whole fucking nation. 0.99

01:50:06.000 They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation. 0.99

01:50:09.000 Well, that's a pretty bad way to start the conversation. 1.00

01:50:12.000 At the end of the day, goddammit, I'm killing this shit. 1.00

01:50:16.000 I'm no damn real, y'all. 1.00

01:50:17.000 I'm killing this shit. 1.00

01:50:18.000 I don't need your pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick. 1.00

01:50:22.000 I ain't got a Chris Kyle shot. 1.00

01:50:31.000 Yeah, beautiful.

01:50:32.000 Beautiful shot. 0.99

01:50:33.000 I wish his head exploded, though. 1.00

01:50:35.000 That would have been good. 1.00

01:50:44.000 Oh, if I kill her, that guy's gonna get mad at me. 1.00

01:50:51.000 Come on. 1.00

01:50:53.000 Whoa!

01:51:00.000 Nice. 1.00

01:51:11.000 Let's go finish off the hookers over there. 1.00

01:51:20.000 Oh, here we go. 1.00

01:51:21.000 Another gambler. 0.99

01:51:22.000 Another degenerate gambler. 0.99

01:51:23.000 Oh, now she's just a traveler, I guess. 0.96

01:51:35.000 Why are you running? 1.00

01:52:07.000 Well, we got to move on to 2011 now.

01:52:10.000 So let's get out of here.

01:52:17.000 Drag up our window capture.

01:52:19.000 We have entered into a new year.

01:52:24.000 The year is now 2011.

01:52:27.000 Thank God we don't have to hear that song.

01:52:29.000 The year is now 2011.

01:52:32.000 LMFAO is on the radio.

01:52:34.000 And let's see.

01:52:35.000 Let's see what is going on in the world.

01:52:38.000 Top 10 everything of 2011.

01:52:43.000 What should we start with?

01:52:44.000 Let's start with memes.

01:52:45.000 Let's see what's going on with memes.

01:52:48.000 Epic song, by the way.

01:52:52.000 Ah, what?

01:52:58.000 Don't tell me.

01:53:00.000 Bruh.

01:53:05.000 I'm not happy about that. 0.97

01:53:10.000 So, what are all these fucking pages just broken then? 0.93

01:53:14.000 All these links? 0.97

01:53:15.000 What a bummer.

01:53:20.000 Bruh.

01:53:23.000 Major bruh.

01:53:24.000 Are any of these work? 0.98

01:53:31.000 Damn, 2011 doesn't exist. 0.99

01:53:37.000 I'm sexy and I know it. 0.99

01:53:40.000 I'm sexy and I know it.

01:53:44.000 Yeah, when I'm at the mall, security just can't find it.

01:53:50.000 And when I'm at the beach, I'm in the speedo, trying to tear my cheeks.

01:53:54.000 This is how I roll, come on, ladies, it's time to go.

01:53:56.000 We headed to the bar, baby, don't be nervous, no shoes, no sir, and I still get service. 1.00

01:54:06.000 Girl, look at that body. 1.00

01:54:06.000 Why? 1.00

01:54:09.000 Girl, look at that body.

01:54:14.000 Niles says he has the working link.

01:54:17.000 Just send it, but put a space bar where the period should be in.com.

01:54:27.000 Let's see.

01:54:27.000 2011, I'm sexy and I know it.

01:54:35.000 I'm sexy and I know it.

01:54:41.000 This article's broken.

01:54:46.000 Oh, here we go, here we go.

01:54:54.000 Let's see if this works.

01:54:57.000 Niles is sending me a link to.

01:55:02.000 Oh, nice!

01:55:06.000 Nice!

01:55:06.000 Thanks, Niles.

01:55:07.000 Save the day here.

01:55:10.000 Top 10 video games Minecraft.

01:55:16.000 Portal 2.

01:55:19.000 Legend of Zelda.

01:55:20.000 Skyward Sword.

01:55:21.000 Yeah, I've played a lot of these, obviously.

01:55:24.000 Minnesota says you better play Battlefield 3 for the 2011 game. 1.00

01:55:28.000 We're not doing it year by year for games, retard. 1.00

01:55:30.000 You even pay attention? 1.00

01:55:32.000 I said I play like five games or something like that.

01:55:35.000 I don't even have Battlefield.

01:55:36.000 You better play this. 0.99

01:55:37.000 You better shut up. 0.99

01:55:38.000 It's my stream. 0.99

01:55:39.000 Uncharted 3.

01:55:40.000 Yeah, that was a good one.

01:55:42.000 Arkham City.

01:55:43.000 Yeah, I've played all these so far except for Zelda and this one.

01:55:47.000 I've never played Skyrim, actually.

01:55:49.000 Or Dark Souls.

01:55:51.000 Or this one.

01:55:53.000 And I did play Battlefield 3, though.

01:55:55.000 I had it for PS3.

01:55:56.000 So, yeah, that's interesting.

01:56:02.000 Epic check.

01:56:03.000 Lil Wayne check.

01:56:05.000 Let's see.

01:56:09.000 Top 10 creative videos.

01:56:11.000 Yeah, who cares?

01:56:12.000 These links work, I wonder.

01:56:14.000 Top 10 best movies.

01:56:15.000 The artist.

01:56:17.000 Oh, I remember The Artist.

01:56:19.000 That movie was pretty good.

01:56:23.000 That one, Best Picture, I think, right?

01:56:25.000 I remember seeing that in theaters.

01:56:27.000 Yeah, I saw Hugo.

01:56:27.000 Hugo.

01:56:28.000 That was Martin Scorsese.

01:56:30.000 Kind of a weird movie for him, but it was good.

01:56:34.000 Didn't see this one.

01:56:37.000 Oh, Tree of Life. 1.00

01:56:39.000 Movie sucks. 1.00

01:56:41.000 Not good. 1.00

01:56:43.000 Some weird, like, art house movie.

01:56:44.000 Yeah, Trash Department.

01:56:46.000 Yeah, I remember the first 17 minutes of this movie when it's, like, does that weird, like, montage.

01:56:57.000 Very goofy.

01:56:59.000 Oh, Warhorse.

01:57:01.000 I didn't see it, but I remember it.

01:57:03.000 Super 8?

01:57:04.000 Yeah, I remember that one.

01:57:05.000 That was JJ Abrams.

01:57:06.000 Right?

01:57:07.000 I like Stranger Things one.

01:57:10.000 Don't remember this one.

01:57:13.000 Yeah, Rise the Planet of the Apes.

01:57:14.000 Yeah, I remember that.

01:57:18.000 I remember it, but I don't think I ever saw it.

01:57:18.000 Rango.

01:57:20.000 Johnny Depp.

01:57:21.000 Fast 5.

01:57:22.000 Okay.

01:57:23.000 Interesting.

01:57:25.000 Let's see.

01:57:26.000 Top 10 Comebacks.

01:57:30.000 Nah.

01:57:32.000 Let's see.

01:57:35.000 Gadgets.

01:57:36.000 Let's see what's in Gadgets.

01:57:39.000 But I'd be interested to find out.

01:57:43.000 Apple iPad 2.

01:57:44.000 Yo, I got an iPad 2 back in 2011.

01:57:47.000 LC Max's Kindle Fire.

01:57:50.000 iPhone 4S.

01:57:51.000 I had a 4S.

01:57:52.000 That was my first iPhone, actually, when I was in high school.

01:57:56.000 My freshman year of high school, I got a 4S.

01:58:02.000 3DS.

01:58:03.000 Laptop Roku.

01:58:04.000 Boring.

01:58:06.000 MacBook Air.

01:58:07.000 Kind of lame.

01:58:12.000 Kind of lame on the gadget front.

01:58:14.000 Top 10 memes.

01:58:17.000 We are the 90.

01:58:19.000 Wow, that was nine years ago.

01:58:21.000 We're the 99%.

01:58:23.000 Planking.

01:58:23.000 Yeah, I remember planking.

01:58:28.000 I don't remember this.

01:58:30.000 Winning.

01:58:31.000 Remember Charlie Sheen?

01:58:31.000 Oh, brah.

01:58:33.000 Remember that whole arc when he went crazy for a little while?

01:58:40.000 Winning.

01:58:42.000 Dude, I remember the.

01:58:43.000 I remember that so well.

01:58:45.000 I had a Charlie Sheen soundboard on my iPad.

01:58:48.000 Talking about tiger blood and all that.

01:58:53.000 Tiger blood running through my veins.

01:58:56.000 Hello, winning.

01:58:58.000 I remember that interview.

01:58:59.000 Wow, yeah, he has like that manic, like a manic breakdown or something.

01:59:05.000 That was so, that was like the craziest thing ever.

01:59:08.000 I remember that was just like.

01:59:12.000 At the time, that was so crazy when that happened.

01:59:16.000 Now he has AIDS, right?

01:59:20.000 Or HIV.

01:59:21.000 T. Boeing, yeah, yeah.

01:59:23.000 See, I remember doing that in middle school.

01:59:25.000 Don't remember this one.

01:59:27.000 Ted Wheel. 0.99

01:59:29.000 Oh, yeah, that fucking homeless guy who ended up being the mac and cheese spokesperson. 1.00

01:59:34.000 Kind of stupid. 1.00

01:59:35.000 I always hated those, like, feel good stories where it's like. 1.00

01:59:39.000 I just hate feel good stories like that.

01:59:41.000 Oh, he was homeless, and now, what, he's a mac and cheese?

01:59:46.000 Voiceover guy.

01:59:47.000 Lame.

01:59:49.000 I don't remember. 0.99

01:59:49.000 Paula Dean. 0.99

01:59:52.000 Was this the N word thing or is this different? 0.61

01:59:54.000 Because I don't remember the non N word thing. 1.00

01:59:58.000 Bronies. 0.76

01:59:59.000 Yeah, bronies. 1.00

02:00:02.000 And I don't know this guy. 0.95

02:00:04.000 Okay, so kind of lame on the meme front.

02:00:08.000 Let's see.

02:00:11.000 What do we have?

02:00:14.000 Top 10 songs, maybe we'll take a look.

02:00:19.000 The Time?

02:00:19.000 What is this?

02:00:21.000 By Black Eyed Peas?

02:00:22.000 Yo, Black Eyed Peas? 0.98

02:00:27.000 I'll pop through this. 1.00

02:00:29.000 Florence in the Machine.

02:00:31.000 Rolling in the Deep by Adele.

02:00:33.000 And I swear.

02:00:35.000 As if in nine years since that song came out?

02:00:38.000 Bruh.

02:00:41.000 I remember that song so well.

02:00:44.000 I was never a huge fan, but I remember when that song was everywhere.

02:00:50.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, Watch a Throne.

02:00:52.000 We'll listen to this for sure.

02:00:56.000 Super Bass. 0.86

02:00:57.000 Oh, I hated that song.

02:01:06.000 What song is this?

02:01:10.000 If you move into his neighborhood, he'll never make a sound.

02:01:16.000 I don't remember that song.

02:01:21.000 I remember that.

02:01:26.000 I think I vaguely remember this.

02:01:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, this is a good song.

02:01:43.000 We'll have to listen to this one for sure.

02:01:46.000 In its entirety. 1.00

02:01:54.000 That's before Tyler the creator got gay. 0.95

02:01:56.000 This was actually like a hard song, and now all the songs are like gay songs. 0.80

02:02:02.000 Is he actually gay or not?

02:02:04.000 Because I remember when his like, what was the last album he did?

02:02:07.000 It was Flower Guy, Flower N Word, Flower Nibba.

02:02:13.000 And I remember, didn't he come out or something?

02:02:17.000 I don't know.

02:02:18.000 I'm really sick of all the goofy art house stuff.

02:02:23.000 Just be a rapper, okay? 0.51

02:02:25.000 Just be a rapper.

02:02:27.000 Pumped Up Kicks.

02:02:28.000 Oh, yeah, another classic.

02:02:29.000 We got to hear that one for sure. 0.99

02:02:34.000 Pink. 1.00

02:02:34.000 Gay. 1.00

02:02:35.000 Let's see. 0.99

02:02:37.000 Didn't we just listen to Teenage Dream?

02:02:41.000 We just listened to this.

02:02:43.000 Or, no, we listen to Sexy and I Know It.

02:02:44.000 Yo, this is the anthem of 2011 for sure.

02:02:48.000 Yo, epic party rock anthem check.

02:02:54.000 Bro, I'm party rocking. 0.99

02:02:58.000 This song was the shit back in the day. 0.99

02:03:00.000 I remember the music video, I remember. 0.99

02:03:05.000 Brings back so many memories from middle school.

02:03:11.000 Let's see.

02:03:12.000 Toys.

02:03:15.000 I don't remember fidget friends, Hot Wheels yeah yeah, wall tracks.

02:03:20.000 I never had it, but I remember Crank it.

02:03:23.000 Yeah, let's crank that for sure.

02:03:27.000 Hell yeah, we're cranking it. 0.98

02:03:35.000 La la loopsy.

02:03:43.000 I remember the commercials Monster HIGH.

02:03:54.000 Oh, Nerf Vortex.

02:03:55.000 Should I have a Nerf Vortex? 1.00

02:03:58.000 Let me get my booty moving weight like she owns black. 1.00

02:04:00.000 With a drink, I got to know. 1.00

02:04:02.000 Chat, cheese, tattoo, there's a black and brown. 0.95

02:04:04.000 Black cap right down and out.

02:04:06.000 Gang, money.

02:04:07.000 I'll put down.

02:04:08.000 Yeah.

02:04:09.000 I'm running through these.

02:04:10.000 I don't like Trado. 0.73

02:04:11.000 I got that devil. 0.84

02:04:12.000 Let's blow the rock and roll.

02:04:14.000 No halo.

02:04:15.000 We party.

02:04:16.000 Nerf Vortex.

02:04:17.000 Oh, I got my Nerf Vortex check.

02:04:19.000 I'm going to rise to the top.

02:04:21.000 I probably can't see it because it's green, so.

02:04:26.000 But, you know, we got the Nerf Vortex.

02:04:33.000 Nerf Vortex deck.

02:04:34.000 I don't want to make a movie that.

02:04:43.000 Got our magazine.

02:04:46.000 We got the clip.

02:04:49.000 The clip.

02:04:52.000 The clip here.

02:04:54.000 Every day I'm shuffling.

02:05:00.000 I only say clip because it makes people.

02:05:10.000 It's a magazine!

02:05:13.000 It's a magazine!

02:05:13.000 It's a clip?

02:05:22.000 Yeah.

02:05:22.000 There it is.

02:05:24.000 Occupy Wall Street.

02:05:25.000 Yeah, yeah, I remember Occupy.

02:05:29.000 September 2011, left-wing iteration of the T-part.

02:05:35.000 Man, remember Occupy?

02:05:36.000 I remember Occupy like, that was huge.

02:05:47.000 I remember watching videos of Occupy Wall Streeters getting owned.

02:06:02.000 You watch videos of Occupy protests getting owned by libertarians or free market people or whatever.

02:06:07.000 Yeah, I vaguely remember that.

02:06:15.000 The economy, yeah, good story.

02:06:27.000 Oh, yeah, remember when the Iraq War ended? 1.00

02:06:31.000 Isn't that kind of funny? 0.99

02:06:40.000 Yeah, guys, remember when the Iraq War ended in 2011, nine years ago?

02:06:44.000 I remember when that happened.

02:06:47.000 Oh, yeah, remember Gabrielle Giffords? 0.92

02:06:50.000 That crazy guy shot her.

02:06:54.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.98

02:06:55.000 Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky.

02:06:59.000 I remember that.

02:07:02.000 Government shutdown, debt ceiling crisis, yeah.

02:07:06.000 Steve Jobs, yeah, yeah.

02:07:08.000 I don't remember this. 0.99

02:07:16.000 I remember this dumbass song. 0.99

02:07:19.000 Let's see, what else? 0.99

02:07:25.000 TV series?

02:07:28.000 Louie?

02:07:30.000 Louie was never, I never liked that show.

02:07:34.000 That show was just like, oh, it's really, it's very artistic.

02:07:38.000 That show wasn't even very funny.

02:07:40.000 He's so, he's a genius.

02:07:41.000 It's so, like, different.

02:07:43.000 Hearts and Rack.

02:07:46.000 Breaking Bad.

02:07:49.000 Justified.

02:07:50.000 Game of Thrones.

02:07:52.000 Homeland.

02:07:53.000 Homeland was a good show.

02:07:54.000 I remember Homeland.

02:07:55.000 I think I watched the first season.

02:07:58.000 It was like 24, kind of.

02:07:59.000 I was a big 24 fan.

02:08:00.000 Friday Night Lights.

02:08:03.000 I never watched that.

02:08:04.000 Community.

02:08:05.000 That was a good show.

02:08:06.000 I watched Community.

02:08:07.000 I'm done. 1.00

02:08:08.000 Good wife to help that and lighten the bed. 1.00

02:08:10.000 Let me show you how to keep the dice rolling when you're doing that thing over there, homie. 1.00

02:08:17.000 Let's see, what else? 1.00

02:08:18.000 We'll do a couple more, then we'll get into maybe Halo Reach.

02:08:22.000 What have we not?

02:08:31.000 What have we not seen? 0.99

02:08:33.000 I'm super spending trash. 0.92

02:08:45.000 Apologies? 0.75

02:08:47.000 Yeah, why not?

02:08:49.000 Anthony Wiener, Rupert Murdoch.

02:08:51.000 Man, I don't even really remember half of this stuff.

02:08:55.000 Adele, Florence Mushroom.

02:08:55.000 Let's see.

02:08:58.000 Yeah, Watch a Throne.

02:08:59.000 That should be number one, by the way. 1.00

02:09:01.000 Frank Ocean, Hello Gay.

02:09:04.000 I don't know half of these people. 1.00

02:09:06.000 Black Cheese, okay. 0.94

02:09:10.000 Alright, let's play some Halo Reach.

02:09:15.000 Let's play Reach.

02:09:19.000 And we'll get locked and loaded for 2012.

02:09:22.000 Let's see.

02:09:23.000 Time.

02:09:25.000 Top tens.

02:09:27.000 2012.

02:09:28.000 Even fun.

02:09:35.000 2012.

02:09:37.000 Time.

02:09:39.000 Top 10.

02:09:42.000 The all time.

02:09:44.000 Time 100 of all time.

02:09:47.000 I'm not, this is not what I'm looking for.

02:09:47.000 No.

02:09:53.000 Do they not have a top 10 everything for 2012?

02:09:57.000 If anyone can find that, send me the link.

02:10:01.000 If you would be so kind.

02:10:03.000 Because I can't find it.

02:10:06.000 Alright, let's do, let's pull up Halo Reach.

02:10:11.000 Look at me now.

02:10:11.000 Getting paper.

02:10:12.000 Oh, look at me now.

02:10:14.000 Where is it?

02:10:20.000 I'm getting paper.

02:10:23.000 Look at me now.

02:10:25.000 Look at me now.

02:10:26.000 Where is it?

02:10:27.000 There it is.

02:10:31.000 I'm fresh and thin.

02:10:34.000 Is that right?

02:10:34.000 Okay.

02:10:40.000 I'm fresh and thin.

02:10:47.000 Yo, wait.

02:10:48.000 This is from 2010.

02:10:50.000 Can't listen to it.

02:10:51.000 Sorry.

02:10:51.000 It's from 2010.

02:10:52.000 It doesn't matter.

02:10:53.000 We're not listening to that.

02:10:57.000 Yo, this song was.

02:10:59.000 But this doesn't.

02:10:59.000 I don't think this was 2011, was it?

02:11:04.000 I mean, it could be, but I'm not.

02:11:11.000 I don't know the years.

02:11:11.000 I don't know.

02:11:14.000 Let me pull up Halo real quick

02:11:43.000 What's this let me check Oh no, it was 2011.

02:11:52.000 Wow.

02:11:53.000 I thought it was older.

02:12:12.000 I'm getting the Discord set up.

02:12:14.000 We're going to bring in some friends to play a little Halo Reach.

02:12:24.000 Hey, what's going on, Kensney?

02:12:26.000 Oh, hey, hey, what's up?

02:12:27.000 I swear I'm having like a crisis watching this stream.

02:12:31.000 Me too.

02:12:31.000 I know, dude.

02:12:32.000 It feels bad.

02:12:34.000 Yeah, yeah, seriously.

02:12:35.000 Because, I mean, I was only like five when the decades.

02:12:39.000 Started, so I guess I'm like, I'm like freaking out right now.

02:12:47.000 This is kind of crazy.

02:12:47.000 I'm resenting you for being five when the decade started, but that's okay.

02:12:52.000 Yeah, as I'm watching this, I just want to go back.

02:12:55.000 I want to go back and enjoy it more.

02:12:57.000 I didn't understand what I was living in.

02:12:59.000 I feel you, yeah.

02:13:00.000 Well, hey, Jake and Jaden have just entered in.

02:13:03.000 What's going on, fellas?

02:13:05.000 Hello, how's it going?

02:13:06.000 Hey, let me know by the way in chat how the audio levels are, music relative to voices.

02:13:13.000 I want to make sure people can hear you.

02:13:19.000 So, how do you do Halo multiplayer?

02:13:19.000 Let's see.

02:13:24.000 I don't know how to set it up.

02:13:26.000 Can someone set it up and invite me?

02:13:29.000 Yeah, Jaden, can you do that?

02:13:30.000 Yeah, you'll have to add me on the zone.

02:13:33.000 I like Jaden.

02:13:40.000 Nick, put your friend code in the Discord.

02:13:43.000 Alright, I will.

02:13:44.000 Well, it's right there on the screen, isn't it?

02:13:46.000 Just Bent Muscle 68355.

02:13:49.000 Well, he might be able to search that one.

02:13:49.000 There's like a.

02:13:51.000 That one's very easy.

02:13:52.000 I don't know.

02:13:54.000 Because that's like your Microsoft account.

02:13:56.000 That's not your Steam.

02:13:58.000 Ultra.

02:13:58.000 Oh, okay.

02:13:59.000 I'll send you my Steam thing, I guess.

02:14:05.000 So you never actually played Halo when it came out, right?

02:14:09.000 That is correct.

02:14:10.000 Yeah.

02:14:11.000 So I think for you, you kind of lose a lot of the endearing factors for it.

02:14:15.000 So, you would probably just think this game's very lame and lackluster, but.

02:14:20.000 Yes, that is accurate.

02:14:23.000 I mean, it's fun, but.

02:14:25.000 I played it a few times with my friends in middle school, but I didn't have an Xbox, so.

02:14:30.000 Well, yeah, yeah.

02:14:32.000 That was basically my exposure.

02:14:42.000 Okay, let me get my steam thing.

02:14:49.000 I'm gonna get some water real quick.

02:14:53.000 Imagine having to get up, got the fridge just toasted.

02:14:58.000 I think it's just NJ Fuentes, honestly.

02:15:00.000 You have to add me as a friend, or how does that work?

02:15:03.000 Yeah, only like.

02:15:09.000 Who's this?

02:15:10.000 Yeah, get out of here.

02:15:11.000 Bye.

02:15:16.000 Patrick's in general.

02:15:18.000 Alright, I'll just.

02:15:19.000 Patrick sends an emoji of a guy raising his hand.

02:15:22.000 What's up, Patrick?

02:15:23.000 You in chat?

02:15:24.000 What's up, Patrick?

02:15:25.000 Alright, I added you, Nick.

02:15:29.000 Okay.

02:15:30.000 Wow, are we live?

02:15:31.000 We are live.

02:15:33.000 I think that I have you on Steam, Jaden.

02:15:39.000 Yeah, I believe.

02:15:40.000 Alright, yeah.

02:15:42.000 We played earlier.

02:15:43.000 Pretty epic.

02:15:44.000 Are we trying to get more people or do you want to just keep it to five?

02:15:48.000 Oh, I think this is a good size.

02:15:52.000 This is for Halo.

02:16:04.000 Do we get a whoa Ninjet from Really Good Comics?

02:16:07.000 He says 2010s moment, epic.

02:16:10.000 All right, we got my producer here airdropping some snacks.

02:16:15.000 Thank you very much to the producer.

02:16:18.000 Tell your producer I said hello.

02:16:20.000 Okay, hey, Jaden says hello, by the way.

02:16:23.000 Oh, thanks.

02:16:24.000 Yeah, she's a voice doc.

02:16:26.000 Thanks a lot.

02:16:28.000 Thanks a lot, Mom.

02:16:32.000 Totally ruins the immersion.

02:16:35.000 Yeah, right?

02:16:37.000 The America First Immersion.

02:16:38.000 No, the jig is up now.

02:16:40.000 She brought me some saltine crackers.

02:16:42.000 I was vomiting hardcore this morning, so I'm just not going to eat any meals today.

02:16:46.000 Just not going to attempt it.

02:16:49.000 My entire sleep schedule is completely out of whack right now, you know what I mean?

02:16:52.000 Was that you that I just kicked?

02:16:54.000 Nick doesn't know.

02:16:55.000 Yeah.

02:16:57.000 Okay, you'll have to just rejoin. 1.00

02:17:01.000 Cringe mom moment. 0.78

02:17:04.000 Jaden says hi, mom be like, hi, Jaden.

02:17:07.000 Way to go.

02:17:10.000 I have to eat saltine crackers because I threw up at like 4 a.m.

02:17:15.000 Dude, I literally didn't even like sleep last night, okay?

02:17:17.000 So I'm going on a 10 hour stream, no sleep, no food.

02:17:22.000 Yeah, me too, because I was up watching Jaden.

02:17:25.000 Yeah.

02:17:26.000 Epic?

02:17:27.000 No, Pat.

02:17:28.000 Wait, wait, who is it?

02:17:30.000 Bruh.

02:17:30.000 It was.

02:17:33.000 Yeah, Alzheimer's moment.

02:17:35.000 Both, both people.

02:17:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, both people.

02:17:37.000 So, did you add me to your party, or how does this work?

02:17:39.000 Did you add me on Steam?

02:17:43.000 Because it says that you haven't yet.

02:17:43.000 Did you?

02:17:45.000 Bro, I added you.

02:17:47.000 I literally.

02:17:49.000 Do I have to double click it?

02:17:49.000 Oh.

02:17:50.000 How does this work?

02:17:55.000 Bro, what the.

02:17:56.000 I'm clicking the.

02:17:58.000 Check out my screen.

02:17:59.000 Alright, everyone.

02:18:02.000 Oh, never mind.

02:18:03.000 I did it.

02:18:06.000 These taste kind of weird.

02:18:10.000 These saltines.

02:18:14.000 Travis says throwing up is a regular thing for kings.

02:18:18.000 Most wouldn't get it.

02:18:19.000 I don't know if that's the case.

02:18:22.000 I'm not proud of throwing up.

02:18:25.000 But thanks, really good comics for the Ninjet.

02:18:27.000 I was interrupted by my producer, Bryce.

02:18:30.000 But thanks a lot, buddy.

02:18:33.000 Did you get that?

02:18:34.000 I don't know, I'm not paying attention.

02:18:39.000 Give me one sec.

02:18:41.000 No worries.

02:18:42.000 Let me post my code in here.

02:18:42.000 I'll send my.

02:18:44.000 Yo, pumped up kicks, Chuck?

02:18:49.000 Where would it appear?

02:18:51.000 Where would the game invite appear?

02:18:54.000 Oh, there it is.

02:18:55.000 Right there.

02:19:02.000 Bruh.

02:19:04.000 Do you have Patrick, Jake?

02:19:07.000 Can you just invite him?

02:19:08.000 Let me see.

02:19:13.000 I'm having a hard time. 0.64

02:19:15.000 Get out of here!

02:19:15.000 I don't think I do.

02:19:16.000 I don't even know you!

02:19:19.000 I was vibing to some of these songs last night on the way home from home.

02:19:25.000 I do not have Patrick, but if he sends his thing, I'm getting at him.

02:19:29.000 Yeah, same.

02:19:32.000 Can someone add me?

02:19:34.000 Please.

02:19:36.000 Please!

02:19:37.000 Plux.

02:19:38.000 School Schmooter.

02:19:41.000 This is the school Schmooter song. 0.91

02:19:44.000 Pumped up dicks. 0.93

02:19:46.000 Oh, here's my phone. 0.96

02:19:50.000 Bass school schmooter.

02:19:52.000 When you're in school and you're schmooting. 0.79

02:19:55.000 We're going to see how much Doki Doki Literature Club I've been playing.

02:19:59.000 Yo, epic?

02:20:01.000 Patrick Casey, Doki Doki Literature Club?

02:20:04.000 With the record show, that's a joke.

02:20:06.000 Dude, who did you main in Doki Doki?

02:20:08.000 Someone DM'd me and told me to say that.

02:20:11.000 Wow, I just looked it up.

02:20:12.000 This is.

02:20:15.000 Yeah, sure, bro.

02:20:17.000 Just FYI, I'm not going to invite you.

02:20:19.000 This is Nick's.

02:20:20.000 I'm not going to invite you.

02:20:23.000 Bro, will you invite me to play the game?

02:20:25.000 You're messaging me.

02:20:26.000 I've invited you four times.

02:20:27.000 Okay, it's loading now.

02:20:30.000 Alright, Pat, I just added you.

02:20:32.000 Alright, let's build a custom game.

02:20:34.000 Classic bent muscle.

02:20:36.000 Bent muscle.

02:20:37.000 Yo, Patrick, who do you main in Doki?

02:20:39.000 Do you do the pink girl or the purple girl or the red girl?

02:20:44.000 That's a tough question, man.

02:20:45.000 I feel like.

02:20:46.000 Yuri or Natsuki. 1.00

02:20:49.000 You gotta go with the pink girl. 0.98

02:20:50.000 I went Natsuki too. 0.96

02:20:52.000 That's a patrician choice, Patrick. 0.68

02:20:53.000 Patrician choice.

02:20:58.000 Yeah, well, we're, you know, we're kindred spirit snakes.

02:21:01.000 True, true.

02:21:02.000 Fellow Irishmen.

02:21:03.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:21:06.000 Okay.

02:21:06.000 I only play it for the lore, okay?

02:21:08.000 How does this work now?

02:21:09.000 It's got a great story. 0.98

02:21:13.000 I fucking hated that game. 0.98

02:21:14.000 It's not even fun. 0.99

02:21:15.000 It's just pressing, you know, clicking through.

02:21:18.000 Oh, I haven't actually played it for the record.

02:21:20.000 Oh, okay.

02:21:22.000 That'd be funny to watch Lightning or someone do a stream of, uh,.

02:21:27.000 You should definitely play it.

02:21:29.000 I should definitely play it.

02:21:29.000 Maybe not that.

02:21:30.000 I don't know.

02:21:31.000 Alright, did you get that, Pat?

02:21:33.000 Yeah.

02:21:40.000 Identitarian. 1.00

02:21:43.000 Has joined the game. 1.00

02:21:46.000 Fun's over.

02:21:47.000 Alright, what do you guys want to play?

02:21:58.000 Um, I don't know.

02:21:59.000 Let's do you want to do infected or is there not enough people for that?

02:22:03.000 We can do infected.

02:22:05.000 Yeah, you just have to do it on the right mat.

02:22:10.000 Like online infected?

02:22:12.000 Or just us?

02:22:13.000 Just us.

02:22:16.000 I know that Shallet, Bread, and Mike all messaged me.

02:22:19.000 I don't know if you want more people for infected.

02:22:23.000 If not, all good.

02:22:25.000 You want to do online infected?

02:22:27.000 Yeah, we can do that.

02:22:30.000 Have the full lobby. 1.00

02:22:35.000 Weeb Waker says I thought Nick did an F with Weeb shit. 1.00

02:22:38.000 I don't. 1.00

02:22:39.000 A friend of mine turned me on to it and I hated it.

02:22:48.000 What's My Name by Rihanna?

02:22:50.000 Kind of epic.

02:22:58.000 So, what's going on, guys?

02:23:03.000 I mean, I've been mostly holed up in my house, just like barely doing anything, basically, since Christmas ended.

02:23:03.000 Yeah, not much.

02:23:13.000 You know what I mean?

02:23:14.000 Well, relating to that, it's nice and rainy here.

02:23:22.000 You guys remember 2011?

02:23:24.000 Yeah, dude, that's when I started high school.

02:23:27.000 Really?

02:23:28.000 Yeah.

02:23:29.000 Old man check?

02:23:30.000 Yeah, that was my first year in kindergarten, I think.

02:23:35.000 It's kind of crazy.

02:23:36.000 Kindergarten?

02:23:37.000 No, you're lying.

02:23:38.000 Right?

02:23:39.000 Are you for real?

02:23:41.000 Right, so I'm 15 now, right?

02:23:45.000 You were born in 2006, right?

02:23:48.000 So six is first grade, right?

02:23:50.000 Six is second grade.

02:23:51.000 I don't know.

02:23:52.000 I didn't go to school until like third grade.

02:23:56.000 Wow, is that how they do it in Texas?

02:23:57.000 I've been here since Sandbox, okay?

02:24:00.000 No, I was like homeschooled for a couple years.

02:24:02.000 Bruh.

02:24:04.000 Game over.

02:24:08.000 Were you really in kindergarten in 2011, dude?

02:24:11.000 I don't know.

02:24:11.000 Right?

02:24:13.000 Yeah, that sounds about right.

02:24:13.000 Bro.

02:24:15.000 We're all like first grade.

02:24:16.000 I think I was in sixth.

02:24:19.000 Bruh.

02:24:20.000 Yeah, I was in.

02:24:21.000 Ah! 1.00

02:24:22.000 Ass Destroyer. 0.98

02:24:25.000 Were you in like eighth grade, Nick?

02:24:27.000 In 2011, I was in.

02:24:29.000 Yeah, I was in eighth grade.

02:24:32.000 I was a student council president.

02:24:34.000 Excuse me.

02:24:41.000 Man, good times.

02:24:42.000 2011, Shaq.

02:24:44.000 Yeah, Nine Cat, Boxy.

02:24:46.000 Nine Cat.

02:24:47.000 I'm trying to think what else.

02:24:49.000 Was Boxy in 2011?

02:24:51.000 I don't know.

02:24:51.000 No, that was like 2009, right?

02:24:53.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:24:54.000 I feel like Boxy was like 2006.

02:24:56.000 I'm probably wrong, but I feel like that was like old.

02:24:59.000 Boxy was like this.

02:25:00.000 Yeah, I'm kind of surprised you don't know who Boxy is.

02:25:05.000 Like, huge car queen. 0.97

02:25:09.000 Yeah, she had these videos of her being like extremely, extremely quirky, and they went like viral on 4chan and the rest of the internet, and people started like doxing her and like stalking her.

02:25:21.000 I don't remember that at all. 0.96

02:25:22.000 She kind of looks like she looks like an attractive version of Shoe on Head. 1.00

02:25:26.000 Like Shoe on Head, she actually had hair. 1.00

02:25:28.000 She's like quirky, like mid 2000s, like scene girl kind of. 1.00

02:25:32.000 Ah, epic.

02:25:34.000 Yeah, and she was just like, she would just like spaz out on camera talking about that.

02:25:38.000 It was like very clearly LARPing, though, basically.

02:25:41.000 Yeah, it was just like, you know, like, I don't, you know, she was a teenager, so it was like clearly, you know, teenage girl style.

02:25:56.000 Teenage girl style?

02:25:58.000 Yeah, just, uh.

02:26:02.000 Do you guys remember playing it up on camera?

02:26:04.000 Party Rock Anthem.

02:26:07.000 Yeah, of course.

02:26:07.000 I do.

02:26:09.000 Did you know that Mindy Robinson was in Sexy and I Know It? 0.72

02:26:12.000 Really?

02:26:13.000 Is that true?

02:26:13.000 Yeah.

02:26:14.000 Raw!

02:26:16.000 Life is so weird.

02:26:17.000 Oh, Colgate!

02:26:18.000 I saw Colgate just get blasted. 0.87

02:26:22.000 Went from jamming to LMFAO to arguing with one of the fours in their music video. 0.99

02:26:27.000 Yeah. 0.96

02:26:29.000 Man. 0.98

02:26:38.000 You struggling to kill anyone, Colgate? 0.96

02:26:40.000 Yeah, dude. 0.68

02:26:41.000 There's only like two zombies, right?

02:26:45.000 Yeah, I think so.

02:26:47.000 Well, Colgate's just not cut out to be a zombie.

02:26:49.000 He's a.

02:26:50.000 I'm not.

02:26:51.000 I'm not a good zombie.

02:26:53.000 He's too.

02:26:54.000 Mesomorphic.

02:26:56.000 Yeah, I'm too slow.

02:26:57.000 My muscle twitch.

02:26:58.000 I don't have the fast muscle twitch muscles required.

02:27:04.000 Alright, alright.

02:27:05.000 I infected myself on purpose.

02:27:07.000 I'll come help you. 0.99

02:27:12.000 I was killed by Ass Destroyer 646. 0.99

02:27:14.000 This is the worst day of my life.

02:27:21.000 Yo, DJ got us falling in love by Usher? 1.00

02:27:24.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

02:27:26.000 Creeper? 1.00

02:27:28.000 Creeper?

02:27:33.000 You can never listen to that song again. 0.68

02:27:35.000 So true.

02:27:38.000 Aw, man.

02:27:40.000 So we back in the mine.

02:27:42.000 Got our pick, pick, swinging from.

02:27:46.000 I don't even know the actual words.

02:27:51.000 I remember this song from this year and Dynamite by Tio Cruz.

02:27:57.000 Bruh, bruh!

02:28:00.000 That song was so good.

02:28:04.000 Yeah, I mean, Tio Cruz was like almost like so bad it's good.

02:28:09.000 It was just like very, very over the top, like, you know, auto tune and stuff.

02:28:14.000 I kind of actually unironically liked Dynamite.

02:28:18.000 Yeah, and then he had, like, what is it?

02:28:20.000 Break Your Heart.

02:28:21.000 He had that.

02:28:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:28:23.000 That was like all the time, bro.

02:28:23.000 That was it.

02:28:25.000 Yeah.

02:28:26.000 He's a two hit wonder.

02:28:29.000 I remember that song.

02:28:34.000 Dynamite was 2010.

02:28:36.000 Well, we can never listen to it again. 1.00

02:28:36.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

02:28:39.000 Because we're in 2011 right now. 0.99

02:28:43.000 I feel like music changed up so much, like, between the years back then.

02:28:47.000 Like,.

02:28:48.000 Like music, like pop music evolved really quickly, and I feel like now everything's been the same since like 2016.

02:28:53.000 Yeah.

02:28:53.000 You think?

02:28:54.000 That's like how I feel.

02:28:55.000 I mean, like, obviously, some people are like kind of doing different stuff, but I don't know.

02:29:02.000 I feel like it was all the same in the 2010s.

02:29:05.000 It's like to me, almost all the songs are like indistinguishable.

02:29:09.000 I can't even remember like what was what year.

02:29:13.000 Yeah, it all kind of had like the same.

02:29:16.000 Like, when I say innocent quality, I mean, obviously, it was like pretty vulgar and like degenerate, but it was like, you know.

02:29:23.000 There wasn't like anything to worry about and now everything's about like dying of Xanax overdoses.

02:29:29.000 Yeah, like the devil.

02:29:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:29:33.000 Trannies. 1.00

02:29:35.000 Devil worship. 1.00

02:29:36.000 Oh! 1.00

02:29:37.000 Damn it. 1.00

02:29:39.000 Dude, is anyone dying? 1.00

02:29:42.000 I feel like I haven't killed.

02:29:44.000 I'm dying over and over again.

02:29:46.000 Yeah, me too.

02:29:47.000 That's what I mean.

02:29:48.000 Is anyone getting infected?

02:29:51.000 Is it like there's no colors for you guys too?

02:29:54.000 It's pretty.

02:29:55.000 Yeah, this map is pretty like.

02:29:57.000 Gray.

02:29:57.000 Dull, yeah.

02:30:02.000 Bruh, I wish that I played Halo more, but I didn't have an Xbox, so I don't really.

02:30:09.000 I remember the original Xbox controller had these little buttons that I thought were really cool.

02:30:13.000 It had this little clearish white button that you could use to turn the light on, like the flashlight on the end of your gun.

02:30:19.000 I thought that was really cool.

02:30:25.000 Yeah, because.

02:30:27.000 I've basically, you know, exclusively had a Xbox for basically everything console, you know, related.

02:30:34.000 So when people would talk about PlayStation, it's like these people were raised by, like, you know, Little Big Planet 2.

02:30:41.000 You know what I mean?

02:30:44.000 Like Sackboy.

02:30:45.000 I, well, yeah, I guess I played that, but whatever.

02:30:49.000 I was a PlayStation guy. 0.67

02:30:52.000 Dude, are you a zombie again? 0.55

02:30:54.000 Yeah, bro, I can't get away from it. 0.94

02:30:56.000 Not good.

02:30:57.000 Uh,.

02:30:59.000 I had a GameCube when I was like a kid, kid, like in elementary school.

02:31:03.000 And then in middle school, I got an Xbox 360.

02:31:09.000 But by the time that happened in like seventh or eighth grade, I feel like the Halo craze was kind of over.

02:31:16.000 Yeah.

02:31:17.000 Because Halo 4 came out, and Halo 4 was like really bad.

02:31:23.000 Yeah.

02:31:24.000 Do you guys remember the game?

02:31:25.000 I think it was called Haze.

02:31:28.000 No.

02:31:29.000 I never.

02:31:29.000 I don't think so.

02:31:30.000 It was like, it came out on the PS3 or something in like 2010, I think.

02:31:37.000 Maybe earlier, actually.

02:31:39.000 And it was just like, I mean, even looking back now, the graphics were amazing.

02:31:43.000 But people were just talking about it because it was like so, the graphics were so good.

02:31:47.000 It was kind of Halo esque, but.

02:31:51.000 Let's see, Minnesota Groyper says Nick gets infected by alpha zombie Rob Smith.

02:31:56.000 I think we made that joke about a trillion times the other day, but go off. 0.90

02:32:00.000 It's funny because of AIDS.

02:32:03.000 Mm hmm. 0.93

02:32:05.000 It's HIV funny joke. 0.96

02:32:08.000 HIV positively funny still. 1.00

02:32:13.000 I grew up on PS2 and PS3, so I just can't relate to Xbox nibblers.

02:32:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:32:20.000 Because I did also have a PS2, but I never really played it that much.

02:32:26.000 The only Xbox exclusive game that I ever played was Gears of War, which I think was exclusive.

02:32:32.000 I don't even know.

02:32:34.000 Other than that, I just played COD and.

02:32:37.000 Assassin's Creed and all the other games everybody else played.

02:32:42.000 Nick, how have you never played Skyrim, big guy?

02:32:45.000 I just never, never purchased it.

02:32:48.000 I never played, I played Skyrim once at like a friend's house a couple times, but I never had it.

02:32:53.000 Oh!

02:32:54.000 Ah!

02:32:57.000 That scared me again.

02:32:58.000 You're so lucky, you're so lucky, Volatile.

02:33:02.000 You're lucky that, uh.

02:33:04.000 Actually, I guess it was technically his friend that was lucky, because I was going to get him.

02:33:04.000 I don't know.

02:33:09.000 So, can we talk?

02:33:10.000 Can you guys be a little more sympathetic for me?

02:33:12.000 It kicked me out of the game like before it started, so I've been able to participate.

02:33:19.000 You got kicked?

02:33:20.000 I didn't know that.

02:33:21.000 Oh, I didn't hear you.

02:33:22.000 Yeah, I didn't either.

02:33:24.000 It's alright. 0.95

02:33:27.000 Oh, I shot him. 0.98

02:33:28.000 Now I've done it. 0.63

02:33:37.000 I was really obsessed with Just Cause 2.

02:33:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:33:42.000 That game was really good.

02:33:44.000 I only played Just Cause 3, but by then it was like recent.

02:33:49.000 I think that game came out like four years ago. 0.99

02:33:52.000 Aw, shit, bro. 1.00

02:33:53.000 That guy keeps trying to kill me, and I just keep blasting him. 1.00

02:33:58.000 Is it old Colgate? 0.98

02:34:00.000 Ninja eats ramen. 0.91

02:34:03.000 Ninja eats ramen.

02:34:05.000 Ramen never be like.

02:34:08.000 All right, I'm dead.

02:34:14.000 Oh, that was a close one.

02:34:28.000 I was really big into like GTA and COD games too.

02:34:32.000 I was kind of autistic.

02:34:34.000 I really just kind of played the same games like over and over. 0.79

02:34:37.000 Yeah, same.

02:34:37.000 Yeah.

02:34:38.000 I played a ton of GTA 4.

02:34:41.000 Yeah.

02:34:42.000 I didn't have GTA 4.

02:34:44.000 I had Saints Row before.

02:34:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:34:46.000 Saints Row was so good.

02:34:49.000 Because I remember Saints Row was like kind of knocking off GTA, but it was still pretty fun, you know what I mean?

02:34:59.000 Yeah.

02:34:59.000 GTA was a fun game to play with friends.

02:35:01.000 You'd pass off the controller.

02:35:03.000 Yeah.

02:35:04.000 Especially with GTA 4, because you could change the.

02:35:09.000 You'd probably do this in other GTAs.

02:35:10.000 You could change the camera angles when you're driving.

02:35:12.000 So if you had the right music on, you could make it look really cinematic.

02:35:17.000 It was pretty fun.

02:35:19.000 It was kind of like creating content.

02:35:21.000 Are you guys at a game?

02:35:23.000 Yeah.

02:35:24.000 You guys want a regular game?

02:35:27.000 I'm done.

02:35:28.000 I only really play GTA 5, me and my friends.

02:35:32.000 Put a lot of hours into that one.

02:35:34.000 Yeah.

02:35:35.000 I got that in high school.

02:35:37.000 And we would do the controller passing, of course.

02:35:40.000 Sit around the TV and wait for someone to die, pass it off.

02:35:40.000 Yeah.

02:35:45.000 A lot of good times doing that.

02:35:47.000 Mm hmm.

02:35:48.000 Yeah.

02:35:49.000 Because basically, I remember Grand Theft Auto was very romanticized within my school group.

02:35:57.000 Where it was like, this game is the best game of all time.

02:36:01.000 And it is, I mean, it is a lot of fun, but it's not like.

02:36:05.000 It's not like you were in pure bliss every single second you're playing the game, you know what I mean?

02:36:09.000 Yeah.

02:36:10.000 It was like very, you know, it was like a legend, you know what I mean?

02:36:15.000 Yeah.

02:36:16.000 No one's mom would allow them to play it, so.

02:36:19.000 That's how people in my school talked about Skyrim.

02:36:24.000 Yeah.

02:36:27.000 Skyrim's pretty epic.

02:36:28.000 I was removed.

02:36:30.000 Said someone was inactive.

02:36:32.000 Owned?

02:36:33.000 Yeah, I was.

02:36:34.000 Huh.

02:36:34.000 No, I still see you.

02:36:36.000 Yeah.

02:36:39.000 Interesting.

02:36:40.000 I don't know what was going on.

02:36:44.000 Dude, the intro to Skyrim just gets you hyped.

02:36:48.000 Yeah, Skyrim is really good.

02:36:50.000 Oh, you're awake.

02:36:53.000 Who's awake?

02:36:56.000 Who said that?

02:36:57.000 I'm awake.

02:36:59.000 Treader.

02:37:00.000 It is I. Hey, what's up, Treader?

02:37:02.000 Nothing much.

02:37:03.000 Nothing much.

02:37:04.000 Having a good time.

02:37:05.000 Schmooting.

02:37:06.000 I like to schmoot.

02:37:10.000 I've been known to shmoo.

02:37:11.000 Shmoo chat?

02:37:13.000 On occasion. 0.95

02:37:17.000 Save it for a rainy day.

02:37:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:37:28.000 Chat picked up on the Skyrim reference.

02:37:30.000 I didn't.

02:37:33.000 Skyrim reference, huh?

02:37:35.000 Yeah, Treader.

02:37:37.000 Oh, he said you're awake?

02:37:38.000 That's at the beginning of the episode.

02:37:41.000 No big deal.

02:37:42.000 No big deal.

02:37:43.000 Ah, yeah.

02:37:44.000 I've really got the songs 15 minutes later.

02:37:47.000 Yeah, we're like, who's awake?

02:37:48.000 Talking about how he took the camera to the knee, am I right?

02:37:53.000 Ding, ding, ding, ding.

02:37:54.000 He used to be a gamer like, oh my gosh.

02:37:58.000 Ah, yeah.

02:38:00.000 I can't stop trying to think about what it's like to be 15 years old right now.

02:38:04.000 Ah, bro!

02:38:05.000 Stop!

02:38:06.000 Stop! 0.94

02:38:07.000 It's enough!

02:38:09.000 I can't take it.

02:38:11.000 Don't worry, Nick, you'll be 30 like me someday.

02:38:13.000 Stop!

02:38:14.000 I'll never be like you! 0.63

02:38:16.000 Alright, get in here.

02:38:18.000 Why is my controller not working?

02:38:19.000 I will never be like you.

02:38:22.000 How do I fly this thing?

02:38:23.000 You'll try to make jokes and people click the button.

02:38:26.000 Okay, there we go.

02:38:26.000 Someone tell me how do I lift off here?

02:38:30.000 Mouse two, I think.

02:38:31.000 How do I get in?

02:38:32.000 How do you get in long enough to see yourself become 30?

02:38:35.000 Dude, I like 40 buttons on your keyboard.

02:38:37.000 Just start hitting them.

02:38:38.000 How do I get in? 0.94

02:38:41.000 Let me in the cockpit.

02:38:44.000 Yeah, I was thinking about that last night or like two days ago.

02:38:47.000 I was like, oh no.

02:38:50.000 Oops.

02:38:51.000 We just got destroyed. 0.58

02:38:53.000 Well, Nick murdered me.

02:38:55.000 How did I spawn over here with them?

02:38:57.000 I don't know, but I just got a free assessment.

02:39:02.000 Yeah, it's like almost 2020, and then like next thing will be 2030.

02:39:06.000 Bro, we're gonna get it up and die in a war anyway, so don't worry about that.

02:39:11.000 I hope so.

02:39:12.000 That's all I want.

02:39:13.000 God, I wish that was me.

02:39:15.000 I'm like Lieutenant Dan. 0.50

02:39:16.000 I'm just, I just want to die in battle.

02:39:19.000 Oh, no, they have a pretty grim jake.

02:39:24.000 What? 1.00

02:39:25.000 Shit. 1.00

02:39:26.000 I want to die for the cause. 1.00

02:39:28.000 I'll make a free of Rafa.

02:39:34.000 I'll start de aging once I turn 29.

02:39:40.000 Yo, get in. 0.84

02:39:41.000 Yo.

02:39:42.000 Can I get a ghost check?

02:39:44.000 Are you in the turret?

02:39:50.000 We got Patrick in the back. 1.00

02:39:52.000 We got the Identitarian in the back. 1.00

02:39:54.000 Did you just run me over? 0.98

02:39:57.000 Did I?

02:39:58.000 All my help?

02:39:59.000 Stop that.

02:40:01.000 Help this.

02:40:01.000 I'll put the help.

02:40:03.000 Dude, I wish that these were real.

02:40:04.000 This would be based.

02:40:05.000 This is.

02:40:05.000 I'm driving my future Cybertruck.

02:40:08.000 Born too early, bro. 1.00

02:40:14.000 Ah, shit, shit. 1.00

02:40:15.000 Oh, I'm gonna kill myself with that. 1.00

02:40:17.000 How's this guy not dying, bro? 1.00

02:40:17.000 Whoops. 1.00

02:40:24.000 There's no driving this, alright.

02:40:26.000 Yeah, I just.

02:40:29.000 Saw you chilling in the back.

02:40:31.000 Who is Halo Gamer?

02:40:32.000 Is that Kensney?

02:40:33.000 Yeah, that's me.

02:40:35.000 Because my previous account had my actual name on it, so I had to change it.

02:40:35.000 Nice.

02:40:40.000 I was playing Halo.

02:40:46.000 You guys remember Adele?

02:40:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:40:50.000 Yeah, I remember.

02:40:52.000 Remember Rolling in the Deep?

02:40:55.000 Yeah, Rolling in the Deep. 0.96

02:40:58.000 And then Adele just like totally, you know, got worse, you know what I mean?

02:41:04.000 Yeah.

02:41:05.000 She got scared.

02:41:06.000 Whatever happened, she like disappeared.

02:41:08.000 Yeah, yeah, and it's like, you know, Kesha, too, because Kesha was cool back in the day.

02:41:14.000 Yeah, yeah, back in the day, but it's like, you know, in 2009, she had some good albums.

02:41:21.000 But now she's just fat, you know what I mean?

02:41:24.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:41:24.000 What's that one Kesha song? 0.99

02:41:26.000 It's, um.

02:41:28.000 TikTok?

02:41:29.000 No, it's, um.

02:41:29.000 Yeah, TikTok.

02:41:31.000 The other one.

02:41:33.000 We are who we are.

02:41:34.000 No.

02:41:38.000 Um.

02:41:39.000 What is it?

02:41:39.000 It's like, uh.

02:41:40.000 Bohemian Rhapsody.

02:41:42.000 Yeah, yeah, that's it, Treader.

02:41:44.000 No, it's, uh.

02:41:46.000 Sweet Victory by Kesha.

02:41:47.000 Like, we're gonna die young.

02:41:49.000 Die young, that's a song.

02:41:50.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:41:51.000 That song's fucking epic. 0.99

02:41:52.000 I love that song. 0.99

02:41:53.000 Seriously. 1.00

02:41:57.000 Aw, shit, am I out of ammo? 0.99

02:41:58.000 I am now. 1.00

02:42:06.000 I'm listening to Otis right now.

02:42:08.000 That was the first explicit song my mom allowed me to get.

02:42:12.000 Really?

02:42:13.000 That song's epic, though.

02:42:15.000 It's a good song. 0.96

02:42:20.000 Yeah, it's funny how if you're like a female celebrity and you get fat, you're just like done. 0.99

02:42:25.000 It's like literally the last, the only thing they have to not do.

02:42:28.000 You can even like do drugs and ruin your life that way, but you just can't get fat. 0.51

02:42:34.000 I don't know, Adele's fat, and she started out fat. 0.96

02:42:37.000 Yeah, I killed my own guy there. 1.00

02:42:46.000 When you kill your own guy, Chet, ah shit. 1.00

02:42:49.000 Hey, thanks for the diamonds, big money wagey. 1.00

02:42:55.000 Big money wagey.

02:43:00.000 We gotta play Otis before 2011's over.

02:43:10.000 I remember the music rolling around with the big flag in the cars with the flag in the background.

02:43:17.000 Yeah.

02:43:25.000 Somebody in chat wants to work on time 2012 top 10 for me.

02:43:34.000 Because we're coming up on our year here.

02:43:37.000 Whoops, how do I get rid of this live chat?

02:43:53.000 Sounds so soft, don't you agree?

02:44:00.000 Ah, thank you.

02:44:01.000 I am finished.

02:44:02.000 That's not it.

02:44:04.000 I guess I got my swagger back.

02:44:09.000 Truth.

02:44:10.000 New watch alert.

02:44:12.000 New blows.

02:44:13.000 Or the big face, Rolly.

02:44:16.000 I got two of those.

02:44:17.000 Arm up the window through the city.

02:44:22.000 I'm a new smoke.

02:44:23.000 Cut back, snap back.

02:44:26.000 See my cut through the holes. 1.00

02:44:29.000 Damn, easy and hope. 1.00

02:44:32.000 Where the hell you been? 1.00

02:44:34.000 Niggas talking real wreckers. 1.00

02:44:38.000 Stop, man. 1.00

02:44:39.000 I adopt these niggas. 1.00

02:44:43.000 Oh, here we go. 1.00

02:44:45.000 Epic.

02:44:47.000 Thanks, dude.

02:44:49.000 All these songs are like throwbacks.

02:44:51.000 I got what you need, bro.

02:44:53.000 Yeah, it's on Zap.

02:44:55.000 It really is.

02:44:57.000 Halo gamer with negative one score I know I was gonna say representing the gamer like Jen Alpha or whatever is pretty bad to this one Hell yeah, just a warm up. 0.98

02:45:23.000 Ah shit What year were you born Kensney? 0.96

02:45:26.000 2004 Bruh What year did this game come out? 0.99

02:45:32.000 I think it was 2011 or 11 Someone, yo, hop in here.

02:45:39.000 We got the warthog.

02:45:41.000 What was Halo ODSP?

02:45:42.000 Oh, that was before this.

02:45:46.000 I don't know.

02:45:48.000 I remember that one was a big deal for some reason when it came out.

02:45:52.000 I don't know if it was good or bad, but. 0.91

02:45:53.000 Bro, you're getting us killed.

02:45:56.000 You're in here? 0.92

02:45:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:45:58.000 Bro, you totally fucked us with that. 1.00

02:46:00.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:46:01.000 I'm still alive.

02:46:03.000 Who's flying this thing?

02:46:04.000 I'm still alive, bro.

02:46:06.000 Shouldn't have bailed.

02:46:08.000 Should have trusted the plan.

02:46:13.000 We needed a guy in the back, too.

02:46:16.000 Oh, that tank is right there.

02:46:23.000 Whoever was flying that playing it risky.

02:46:26.000 I don't think that was a licensed pilot.

02:46:32.000 The feeling no ghost.

02:46:35.000 Alright, two minutes left.

02:46:38.000 The feeling no ghost, GF.

02:46:41.000 We had to hunt you in on.

02:46:49.000 This is not 2011.

02:46:50.000 Hmm. 0.99

02:46:57.000 Damn, we're getting. 0.99

02:47:03.000 Oh, here we go, here we go. 1.00

02:47:05.000 Dynamite check.

02:47:09.000 Alright, I'm gonna play this song and then I'm gonna mute and deafen myself.

02:47:13.000 Or actually, do you want me to hear me read out the 2012 top 10s?

02:47:18.000 Go for it, bro.

02:47:20.000 Yeah, we'll be quiet.

02:47:21.000 No, you can react to them.

02:47:24.000 Okay.

02:47:27.000 I'll allow it.

02:47:29.000 I will hear reaction from you.

02:47:30.000 Remember when the world ended?

02:47:32.000 Haha.

02:47:33.000 Yeah.

02:47:34.000 The mind calendar.

02:47:35.000 Well, George Zimmerman's trial?

02:47:38.000 I remember.

02:47:57.000 On a killing spree, boys.

02:48:00.000 I think the vehicles might have been what made Halo so epic when it was new.

02:48:06.000 Yeah, seriously.

02:48:14.000 That's why I like Battlefield.

02:48:16.000 I used to play Battlefield.

02:48:20.000 Alright, I'm in a wraith.

02:48:23.000 Is there a spot?

02:48:24.000 Yeah, go inside.

02:48:24.000 Let me hop in.

02:48:26.000 Hey, let me get in there.

02:48:27.000 Come on in.

02:48:29.000 The water's fine.

02:48:31.000 Faced.

02:48:35.000 Behind us.

02:48:37.000 I just jumped off the map.

02:48:38.000 That's fun.

02:48:44.000 We're getting destroyed.

02:48:45.000 I just looked at the score.

02:48:57.000 Where is this guy?

02:49:00.000 He's in there.

02:49:05.000 Good try. 0.75

02:49:06.000 I watched her run that guy over.

02:49:09.000 I know, this was one of the worst things about Halo Reach.

02:49:12.000 They added armor lock, which means you really can't get ran over.

02:49:16.000 Triple kill?

02:49:21.000 I'm just going to stick with Nick here, I think.

02:49:24.000 Yo, epic?

02:49:39.000 We're gonna die in here.

02:49:42.000 I can't go.

02:49:43.000 Yeah.

02:49:45.000 This is a bent muscle massacre going on.

02:49:47.000 A bent muscle massacre.

02:49:50.000 Do not Google the bent muscle massacre.

02:49:52.000 Yeah, whatever you do.

02:49:54.000 Do not Google the bent muscle massacre.

02:49:57.000 You have been warned.

02:49:58.000 Whoa! 1.00

02:50:02.000 Aw, shit. 1.00

02:50:12.000 Damn, I'm top-screening, that's a bad thing. 1.00

02:50:17.000 Ah, I chose those. 0.98

02:50:29.000 All right, I'm going to have to pause the Bent Muscle Massacre and begin to read off our 2012 top tens.

02:50:48.000 Are pretty good at this.

02:50:49.000 Alright, let's see.

02:50:53.000 We will transition to our 2012 hits playlist.

02:50:57.000 Starting with.

02:51:01.000 Starting with Wild Ones by Flo Rida and Sia.

02:51:10.000 Flo Rida.

02:51:12.000 I wonder where these people are. 1.00

02:51:13.000 Like Sia.

02:51:14.000 What's Sia doing nowadays?

02:51:16.000 I don't know.

02:51:22.000 Just the random people that are featured.

02:51:25.000 Because I know she had that really risque music video in 2013 where it was the guy in the cage or something.

02:51:35.000 Remember that?

02:51:37.000 No.

02:51:38.000 It was this weird Sia music video.

02:51:41.000 And I guess she kinda dropped off from that.

02:51:46.000 Which music video?

02:51:51.000 It was like something weird.

02:51:52.000 Let me see.

02:51:56.000 I turned on a 2012 playlist of my own and Dunning Loud and Free is what.

02:52:01.000 Okay, so let's see.

02:52:02.000 Chandelier by Cia.

02:52:03.000 Oh yeah, I remember that one.

02:52:05.000 Top 10 songs of 2012.

02:52:07.000 We've got. 0.99

02:52:07.000 What the fuck is this? 0.99

02:52:12.000 I don't recognize any of these. 0.99

02:52:13.000 Okay. 1.00

02:52:14.000 Pussy Riot, Putting Lights Up. 1.00

02:52:16.000 What the fuck? 0.99

02:52:17.000 No, it's not a famous song. 1.00

02:52:19.000 Nicki Minaj, Roman in Moscow.

02:52:21.000 Don't remember that.

02:52:23.000 Skrillex, Bangorang.

02:52:26.000 Master of My Craft by Parquet Quartz.

02:52:31.000 Taylor Swift, we are never ever getting back together.

02:52:35.000 Yo, Carly Ray Jepson, call me maybe.

02:52:37.000 I didn't remember that one.

02:52:40.000 How could we forget it?

02:52:42.000 Yo, Gagnum Style.

02:52:44.000 Yo, everybody stop what you're doing right now.

02:52:47.000 We have to watch Gagnum Style in its entirety.

02:52:49.000 Oh no.

02:52:54.000 Is this 2012 now?

02:52:55.000 Yeah.

02:52:56.000 Yo, man, remember Gangnam Style? 0.99

02:52:59.000 This was a shit back in the day. 0.99

02:53:00.000 I'll never forget. 1.00

02:53:01.000 Seriously.

02:53:05.000 Can I do share screen in Discord?

02:53:07.000 Yeah, you can.

02:53:09.000 I'm not sure if you can do it in.

02:53:12.000 I know you can, because someone helped me.

02:53:14.000 Yeah.

02:53:15.000 You can in the chat.

02:53:17.000 I'm not sure if you can even do it in a server.

02:53:19.000 Actually, yeah.

02:53:20.000 Oh, yeah.

02:53:21.000 Can you see it?

02:53:25.000 Yeah, I can.

02:53:55.000 I don't know about you guys, but to me, this is like so nostalgic.

02:53:59.000 Yeah, seriously.

02:54:00.000 Is this still like the most viewed video ever?

02:54:04.000 I think so, yeah.

02:54:08.000 It's amazing how big it got.

02:54:10.000 Like, how many people were talking about it for so long.

02:54:14.000 I watched it like probably 40 times when I came out.

02:54:20.000 And I remember everybody was like, What does it mean?

02:54:26.000 What do the lyrics mean?

02:54:27.000 Tongsuke Boijima put the donut yodja.

02:54:34.000 He did a ship with the old body pulling yodja.

02:54:37.000 Kylo Gashan, when Mana told the Yahan Yodja, according to Google, baby shark is the most.

02:55:01.000 And I don't know if you guys remember, but the meaning of the song was that I guess Gangnam was like a city in South Korea and it was supposed to be like parodying the excesses of the rich in South Korea.

02:55:16.000 Yeah, that's what Gangnam style is like ultra wealthy style.

02:55:30.000 Wow.

02:55:54.000 is the best part That's my favorite dance.

02:55:57.000 When he does the wings.

02:55:59.000 When he does that move.

02:56:00.000 Totally epic.

02:56:03.000 Nick, do the dance.

02:56:05.000 I'm not doing the dance.

02:56:08.000 I remember when everybody was doing it, though, back in the day.

02:56:15.000 Everybody's like learning it.

02:56:15.000 Don't you remember?

02:56:17.000 Yeah.

02:56:25.000 Yeah, everybody had to make their own video.

02:56:27.000 Like, groups.

02:56:28.000 I know a lot of youth groups did it.

02:56:30.000 It was so cringe.

02:56:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:56:32.000 Youth groups would be like, guys, we got to make a Gangnam style video for our youth.

02:56:38.000 Yeah, the Harlem Shake was like that, too.

02:56:41.000 Bro, Harlem Shake?

02:56:43.000 When was Harlem Shake?

02:56:46.000 That was like 2014, right?

02:56:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:56:50.000 That was actually Filthy Frank a long time ago, right?

02:56:54.000 Was it?

02:56:55.000 Yeah, I think he did it.

02:56:56.000 And then everybody caught it.

02:56:58.000 Nobody knew where it came from. 0.73

02:56:59.000 All the boomers who were doing it didn't know where it came from.

02:57:08.000 Didn't the FCC do it? 0.83

02:57:09.000 Didn't a Jeep Pie do a Harlem Shake video? 0.52

02:57:11.000 I don't know.

02:57:13.000 Yeah, I think. 1.00

02:57:15.000 Yeah, with the Rice.

02:57:16.000 What was it? 0.82

02:57:17.000 The Reese's Peace's Cup or something?

02:57:18.000 Yeah, that would just be weird.

02:57:20.000 Imagine making this meme, just doing this, and then government agencies are parodying it.

02:57:27.000 Yeah, man. 0.55

02:57:29.000 Yeah, government agency Big Chungus. 0.98

02:57:31.000 I can't wait for Harley Shake to do that in two hours. 0.90

02:57:37.000 In one hour.

02:57:38.000 We are going to do the Chungus Shake right now. 0.82

02:57:41.000 The Chungus Shake.

02:57:47.000 Oh, dude, 2012, Todd Aiken talked about how rape was a gift from God.

02:57:52.000 Do you remember that?

02:57:54.000 No.

02:57:55.000 Todd Aiken, he was this Missouri Republican. 0.97

02:57:58.000 I remember being a Republican in high school, and we'd always hear about these backwards Republicans who are pro rape. 0.97

02:58:03.000 Because Todd Aiken said, like, rape was epic or something. 0.98

02:58:09.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:58:09.000 When you get raped and you have a baby, like, that's a gift from God. 0.99

02:58:13.000 You know, it kind of is, but it was a poor choice of words. 0.97

02:58:18.000 And he, like, never lived that down.

02:58:23.000 Dude, the stuff people used to get canceled for is always so funny.

02:58:26.000 Yo, Coney 2012, anybody remember that?

02:58:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:58:30.000 So he actually died or he, like, went missing, right?

02:58:34.000 I think he died before.

02:58:35.000 I think that happened before they even started doing the fundraiser.

02:58:38.000 Like, I think it was a scam.

02:58:40.000 Maybe not a scam, but like a fake.

02:58:42.000 It was like for fake attention.

02:58:44.000 Yeah, and then the guy who actually did Coney 2012 ended up going crazy or something, and he was like, you know, streaking or something.

02:58:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:58:54.000 He urinated on a plane in public or something.

02:58:58.000 Yo, base.

02:59:00.000 Oh, 2012 was Dark Knight Rises.

02:59:03.000 Yeah, that was really good.

02:59:04.000 I mean, honestly, I know people talk about Joker, but I mean, honestly, I personally sympathize.

02:59:08.000 With Bane, much more.

02:59:10.000 Yeah.

02:59:12.000 Yeah.

02:59:12.000 Really?

02:59:13.000 I remember that was also the Joker schmooting in Aurora.

02:59:19.000 Bane is a simp.

02:59:20.000 Bane is a simp, bro.

02:59:22.000 A lot of loyalty for a hired gun.

02:59:25.000 Well, that scene kind of makes it.

02:59:27.000 That whole scene when he's like, you know. 0.72

02:59:31.000 If I take your life off, will you die? 0.97

02:59:35.000 It would be extremely painful. 1.00

02:59:39.000 You're a big guy!

02:59:40.000 What matters is a for you!

02:59:43.000 It's so good.

02:59:46.000 Oh man. 0.67

02:59:47.000 Because it was funny because they got this, like, goofy British guy to play him. 0.77

02:59:53.000 You know what I mean?

02:59:54.000 It was so good.

02:59:55.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:59:56.000 Oh, is it Tom Harding?

02:59:57.000 Yeah, I think so, yeah.

02:59:59.000 For you.

03:00:01.000 Now perhaps he's wondering why he would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

03:00:07.000 At least you could talk!

03:00:10.000 That scene makes.

03:00:12.000 But I mean, there were other good scenes in the movie, but that first five.

03:00:15.000 That opening sequence.

03:00:18.000 Top notch.

03:00:19.000 Absolutely top notch.

03:00:21.000 And then Batman was like stuck in like a big quarry or something and he had to like, you know, climb out.

03:00:27.000 They're doing the chant.

03:00:30.000 Yeah, that movie was really good.

03:00:33.000 Yep.

03:00:34.000 I need to go back and watch that one.

03:00:36.000 It's been a while.

03:00:37.000 Oh, Cloud Atlas came out in 2012.

03:00:41.000 Did you guys see Cloud Atlas?

03:00:43.000 Cloud Atlas?

03:00:44.000 I don't think so.

03:00:46.000 Oh, yeah, Tom Hanks.

03:00:47.000 Yeah, I liked it at the time, but I really.

03:00:49.000 Yeah. 0.97

03:00:50.000 At the time, it was like one of my favorites, but as I've gotten older, it's like, nah, that movie sucked. 1.00

03:00:55.000 It was like, Three hours and retarded. 0.96

03:01:01.000 Rango was really good. 1.00

03:01:03.000 I think Rango is in my top five movies of all time.

03:01:07.000 For real?

03:01:08.000 Yeah, yeah, for real.

03:01:09.000 I never saw Rango.

03:01:11.000 It's really good, actually.

03:01:11.000 You should.

03:01:13.000 I never.

03:01:15.000 I don't know.

03:01:16.000 I don't remember liking Rango that much.

03:01:20.000 Yeah, Cloud Oaks was only three hours.

03:01:23.000 Hey, you're kind of quiet.

03:01:26.000 Yeah, you're always kind of quiet.

03:01:27.000 Am I still quiet?

03:01:29.000 He's a strong silent type.

03:01:32.000 Strong and silent, yeah.

03:01:33.000 That's right.

03:01:34.000 Let's see, best 2012 memes.

03:01:38.000 Wow, was Bad Luck Brian 2012?

03:01:40.000 He was.

03:01:42.000 To me, Bad Luck Brian just seems so archaic and ancient to me.

03:01:47.000 I know, I know.

03:01:48.000 It's like literally digging up old fossils and stuff.

03:01:51.000 14 meme ads with a Bad Luck Brian.

03:01:54.000 Cold knowledge.

03:01:56.000 Irma Gard is a 20th. 1.00

03:01:58.000 Yeah, Irma Gard.

03:01:59.000 Red and Link.

03:01:59.000 Remember Red and Link?

03:02:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:02:01.000 Yeah.

03:02:03.000 Grumpy Cat 2012.

03:02:04.000 Yeah, Grumpy Cat.

03:02:05.000 I'm seeing somebody say you missed Nyan Cat in 2011.

03:02:08.000 Did I? 1.00

03:02:09.000 Aw, shit. 0.99

03:02:10.000 I did, like, best memes and it didn't come up. 1.00

03:02:15.000 Overly attached girlfriend, ridiculously photogenic guy, skeptical third world kid. 1.00

03:02:21.000 So, like, all the, what would you call that collection? 0.97

03:02:24.000 Meme archetypes.

03:02:26.000 Yeah, you know, today Stephen or Stefan Molyneux actually retweeted an obsessed girlfriend meme.

03:02:34.000 Really?

03:02:35.000 Yeah.

03:02:36.000 Because it was about the eggs.

03:02:38.000 It was about the eggs.

03:02:40.000 This man can't stop talking about the eggs.

03:02:44.000 The egg check.

03:02:45.000 Because it was like, how do you like your eggs?

03:02:48.000 And then it was the girl and it was like, fertilize.

03:02:52.000 He just needs to calm down.

03:02:57.000 Oh, suddenly Clarity Clarence was 2012.

03:03:01.000 Oh, yeah.

03:03:02.000 Really high guy.

03:03:04.000 Overly manly man.

03:03:05.000 Yeah, the drummer's name.

03:03:06.000 The Clarence one was Keanu, right?

03:03:10.000 What?

03:03:11.000 Wasn't the Clarence one, the sudden clarity Clarence, wasn't that Keanu Reeves?

03:03:15.000 Um.

03:03:17.000 No, it's like that guy at the party and he's like, oh.

03:03:23.000 Oh, yeah, No, I, yeah, I remember this one. 0.99

03:03:31.000 Oh, almost politically correct redneck. 1.00

03:03:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

03:03:40.000 These are like all the memes from, uh, like, what's that app where you put the iPhone 8?

03:03:46.000 No, it's, uh, what is it called?

03:03:49.000 Like, it's got the watermark in the bottom right.

03:03:53.000 It's iPhone 9Gag.

03:03:55.000 No, it's neither iPhone nor 9Gag.

03:03:59.000 It's like Image Flip, right?

03:04:02.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:04:03.000 I thought Image Flip was a newer one.

03:04:03.000 Image Flip.

03:04:06.000 I don't know.

03:04:06.000 And I had Cheeseburger.

03:04:06.000 I don't know.

03:04:08.000 Was that it?

03:04:09.000 Yeah.

03:04:10.000 Yeah.

03:04:12.000 Like, all the Ohanoid and Picard from Star Trek, Matrix, Morpheus.

03:04:17.000 Yeah, those are like all the Reddit memes.

03:04:17.000 What a fight.

03:04:19.000 All the classical impact text memes were 2012.

03:04:23.000 R slash advice animals.

03:04:26.000 What if I told you the alphabet song is really Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?

03:04:33.000 It's impossible.

03:04:34.000 I don't believe it.

03:04:37.000 That's a Morpheus meme.

03:04:39.000 All right, well, that's 2012.

03:04:42.000 So, kind of an.

03:04:44.000 Well, I mean, you had Barack Obama reelected.

03:04:46.000 You had. 1.00

03:04:47.000 Yeah, Bind Your Till of Women. 1.00

03:04:49.000 Remember that? 1.00

03:04:49.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

03:04:50.000 What about the George Zimmerman trial?

03:04:52.000 There's no like US news section on time for some reason.

03:04:57.000 It's not showing me anything.

03:04:58.000 Let me see if I can find a different one.

03:05:01.000 2012 biggest news stories. 0.94

03:05:03.000 Yeah, I remember the Mayan apocalypse. 1.00

03:05:07.000 The 13th Ba'oktun was the end of the cycle.

03:05:13.000 Let's see, top 10 news stories Sandy Hook, Newtown, Connecticut. 0.95

03:05:20.000 Oh, that was the same one.

03:05:21.000 Aurora, Colorado, Barack Obama.

03:05:25.000 Superstorm Sandy, Obamacare, Libya, Penn State.

03:05:30.000 This all sounds like 2011.

03:05:31.000 Yeah.

03:05:34.000 Let's see.

03:05:35.000 Fiscal Cliff.

03:05:36.000 I remember Fiscal Cliff. 1.00

03:05:38.000 Gay marriage.

03:05:40.000 Obama said in May he supports the right of gay couples. 0.96

03:05:44.000 Epic.

03:05:45.000 So 2012 really was the end of the world.

03:05:47.000 Yeah, yeah, for real.

03:05:49.000 Syrian Civil War.

03:05:50.000 Yeah, for real, though.

03:05:55.000 Alright, well, let's resume Halo here.

03:05:58.000 Alright, everyone needs to move their stick or mouse because we have three people that are idle right now.

03:06:07.000 And now only Nick.

03:06:09.000 You gotta tap back in with that.

03:06:13.000 I don't know what this song is.

03:06:19.000 Resume the mood.

03:06:21.000 Velociraptor, remember that?

03:06:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:06:26.000 Is the galaxy reigned?

03:06:27.000 Velociraptor.

03:06:29.000 You can definitely relate to that.

03:06:31.000 So 2012 was Die Young.

03:06:35.000 What?

03:06:36.000 2012 was when Die Young was.

03:06:38.000 Oh, TikTok.

03:06:39.000 It's TikTok.

03:06:40.000 It's Kesha's song, yeah.

03:06:42.000 Raw.

03:06:48.000 Nick, move your controller if you're back.

03:06:50.000 Alright, give me one sec.

03:06:51.000 I gotta set up our playlist here.

03:06:53.000 No worries, man.

03:06:54.000 So we get some good 2012 anthems.

03:06:57.000 Wish we could hear the music.

03:06:59.000 Yeah, I should have put a bot in the voice chat.

03:07:03.000 If somebody can figure that out, but I don't know how to link it to my Spotify.

03:07:13.000 Lights by Ellie Golden.

03:07:14.000 Let's get that in the queue.

03:07:21.000 What year was Thrift Shop?

03:07:22.000 It was 2014, I think, or 2013. 0.99

03:07:26.000 Bro, I fucking love that song. 0.99

03:07:27.000 No cap. 0.99

03:07:28.000 Yeah, seriously.

03:07:29.000 Because I remember, you know, my mom kind of hates rap, but she really liked that song for some reason.

03:07:39.000 We had always played in the car. 0.99

03:07:41.000 Because drifting is relatable to white women, that is the right thing. 1.00

03:07:43.000 That's true, that's true. 0.99

03:07:44.000 The eternal struggle.

03:07:50.000 Okay, I'll put two more songs in and then I'll move my mouse so we can reactivate here.

03:08:00.000 Let's get Die Young by Kesha and we'll do.

03:08:06.000 A lot of these songs I don't recognize.

03:08:21.000 Summertime Sadness, was that 2012?

03:08:27.000 Is that the Lana Del Rey song?

03:08:29.000 Yeah.

03:08:31.000 It could be.

03:08:32.000 Actually, I think it might have been.

03:08:34.000 Alright, I'm back.

03:08:36.000 Yeah, definitely gotta play Kendra.

03:08:41.000 Was that 2012?

03:08:45.000 I think.

03:08:46.000 Mad City right there.

03:08:47.000 We just did Mad City. 1.00

03:08:48.000 Fuck. 1.00

03:08:50.000 Oh, Steve Francis would like to be added in. 1.00

03:08:52.000 Alright, I'll drag him in.

03:08:57.000 Alright, I'll wait.

03:08:58.000 Yeah.

03:09:00.000 Oh, yeah, Good Kid Bad City was 2012.

03:09:01.000 Yeah, let's get that in there for real.

03:09:03.000 Yeah.

03:09:04.000 That album is seriously, you know, such a good album.

03:09:09.000 Kendrick has a lot of good albums.

03:09:10.000 I like him. 1.00

03:09:13.000 I respect the aggression and the black nationalism found in his music. 0.99

03:09:19.000 Yeah, because, okay, basically, here's the thing Kendrick is, like, kind of cringe sometimes, but it's like, At least he isn't like, you know, totally feminine and like pause, you know what I mean? 0.88

03:09:29.000 At least it's like a big masculine energy, you know what I mean?

03:09:34.000 A cruel summer was 2012 too.

03:09:37.000 Mercy?

03:09:38.000 Don't like it. 0.99

03:09:40.000 I think black Israelite, being a black Israelite is based. 0.99

03:09:43.000 If I was black, I would do that. 0.98

03:09:44.000 At the very least, it's funny, and that's based. 0.78

03:09:47.000 Yeah.

03:09:51.000 That is true.

03:09:53.000 Kendrick pulled that whole stunt with the white woman saying the N word.

03:09:57.000 And like booting her off the stage.

03:09:58.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

03:10:00.000 That was gay. 1.00

03:10:01.000 Yeah, seriously. 1.00

03:10:03.000 Hey, Jaden, are you gonna.?

03:10:05.000 Um, we're waiting on Francis, I think.

03:10:07.000 Oh, okay.

03:10:08.000 Hey, Steve, are you in here?

03:10:09.000 Hey, what's up?

03:10:11.000 Hey.

03:10:11.000 Are you gonna play Halo with us?

03:10:15.000 Yeah, I like Halo.

03:10:16.000 I got my Steam player code ready to go.

03:10:21.000 Or should I. Just drop it in general.

03:10:23.000 Yeah, I'll ask you.

03:10:39.000 Yo, when was Chief Keef's?

03:10:41.000 When did he take off?

03:10:42.000 Yo, I remember when that happened.

03:10:45.000 I think that was in.

03:10:46.000 Like, Love Sosa.

03:10:47.000 See, I don't remember things by years.

03:10:49.000 I remember, like, what classes I was in.

03:10:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:10:52.000 And I don't remember, like, exactly which grade it was.

03:10:55.000 I remember I was in, like, a computer lab class when.

03:10:58.000 Because everybody was, like, playing that song on YouTube on their computers.

03:11:11.000 Well, he has so much music, it takes an hour and a half to scroll through his Spotify game.

03:11:18.000 Chief Keith.

03:11:19.000 Alright, I'm adding you, Francis.

03:11:30.000 Chief Keefe was a visionary.

03:11:33.000 In 2012, I just entered high school. 0.96

03:11:36.000 Chief Keefe is what he was a pioneer for a lot of the mumble rappers. 1.00

03:11:43.000 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

03:11:53.000 I invited you, Steve.

03:11:56.000 They're saying Chief Keep was more 2013.

03:12:09.000 Does everyone here have Minecraft?

03:12:11.000 Yeah, I do, yeah.

03:12:14.000 Let's switch over to that at like 6 o'clock, maybe.

03:12:17.000 I don't have it on PC.

03:12:19.000 I don't have it, but yeah, you guys.

03:12:20.000 Bruh!

03:12:22.000 I know, everyone's always giving me a hard time.

03:12:24.000 I don't have it.

03:12:26.000 Get Minecraft.

03:12:27.000 Jaden, do you have Minecraft on like Switch?

03:12:29.000 I have it on Xbox.

03:12:31.000 Okay, play with us on Xbox.

03:12:34.000 I don't think I can.

03:12:35.000 Can I?

03:12:37.000 I think you can.

03:12:37.000 I don't know.

03:12:38.000 I'll try it.

03:12:40.000 Yeah, so I think it's if you have Java, you can only play with like other computers.

03:12:45.000 But if you have the like Windows 10 edition, you can play with like basically any platform.

03:12:50.000 Alright, I'm down.

03:12:52.000 I'll try.

03:12:54.000 Are we.

03:12:55.000 Did you get my invite?

03:12:56.000 Did you get my invite, Steve?

03:13:01.000 Yeah, I got it.

03:13:01.000 I'm just resetting my Microsoft password.

03:13:08.000 Chat, alright.

03:13:09.000 Chat, buy me Minecraft.

03:13:10.000 You said you'd buy me Minecraft.

03:13:12.000 Buy me Minecraft.

03:13:21.000 I'm jamming to Chief Keef right now.

03:13:26.000 Vibing.

03:13:27.000 Playing Glad You Came by The Wanted.

03:13:30.000 You remember this song?

03:13:32.000 Yes.

03:13:34.000 It's a good song.

03:13:35.000 This song is so sad, I'm going to cry.

03:13:40.000 Relatable, dude.

03:13:42.000 Very relatable.

03:13:46.000 These songs do make you emotional on some sort of level.

03:13:51.000 I'm a boomer, bro.

03:13:54.000 All these songs are so old.

03:13:56.000 Yeah, I know, I feel like ancients.

03:14:00.000 Every time I listen to it, it's just depressing.

03:14:04.000 It's like I'm old now, and I have to get a job.

03:14:10.000 Can't relate.

03:14:13.000 I know, I mean, one thing that's been facing me is I will probably have to be working a 9 to 5 job at least some point, you know what I mean?

03:14:23.000 We'll see though.

03:14:24.000 We'll see.

03:14:26.000 We'll see if this, you know, comedy, I guess, thing.

03:14:29.000 Alright, few fleas in here.

03:14:32.000 Uh, Kenzie, Jake, and Pat all need to move.

03:14:38.000 I'm ready.

03:14:40.000 I'm clicking.

03:14:42.000 Alright, let's do it.

03:14:45.000 Alright, where do I go to do that?

03:14:50.000 You go back out.

03:14:52.000 Make sure you take the party with you, but.

03:14:56.000 What map?

03:15:04.000 Do something small.

03:15:05.000 Yeah, keep going through them.

03:15:20.000 Yeah, this 2012 playlist is gonna be really good.

03:15:24.000 Any map jump out to you guys?

03:15:27.000 Bro, you just pick.

03:15:30.000 What's the.

03:15:31.000 I think countdown should be fine.

03:15:33.000 We'll do sword base.

03:15:36.000 No?

03:15:37.000 Okay.

03:15:37.000 I mean, it was kind of.

03:15:38.000 I feel like it's still time.

03:15:38.000 I don't know.

03:15:40.000 But yeah.

03:15:42.000 Alright.

03:15:42.000 Countdown?

03:15:43.000 Where was countdown?

03:15:47.000 Whatever.

03:15:48.000 We'll just rock with it.

03:15:49.000 I am.

03:15:51.000 I am.

03:15:52.000 Okay.

03:15:53.000 Hey, thanks for the giant.

03:15:56.000 Treader got it. 0.95

03:15:58.000 Oh my god, Treader, can you just not get kicked? 0.97

03:16:05.000 Alright, I think we're good. 1.00

03:16:07.000 Hopefully, we're.

03:16:11.000 What type are we playing?

03:16:13.000 Infected.

03:16:15.000 Ah.

03:16:22.000 Someone just sent me his Minecraft password.

03:16:25.000 Epic?

03:16:26.000 Yo, Epic check?

03:16:30.000 Mine's wet.

03:16:32.000 Start downloading it now, though, so it's ready.

03:16:34.000 Alright, bet.

03:16:36.000 Bet.

03:16:40.000 On God?

03:16:42.000 Word is Bond. 1.00

03:16:43.000 Dead ass? 1.00

03:16:44.000 Dead ass! 1.00

03:16:46.000 Jaden be like, whoops. 1.00

03:16:48.000 Dead ass? 1.00

03:16:49.000 Dead ass? 1.00

03:16:50.000 Dead ass, bro? 1.00

03:16:52.000 Patrick Casey be like, dead ass. 1.00

03:16:54.000 Wow, this, this, this. 1.00

03:16:56.000 Dead ass good. 0.98

03:16:58.000 Wait, am I doing the Java version or the bro! 0.99

03:17:00.000 Bro!

03:17:01.000 How did that happen?

03:17:02.000 Oh, Colgate is infected.

03:17:04.000 Colgate!

03:17:05.000 Oh, Colgate! 0.99

03:17:06.000 I shot you. 1.00

03:17:07.000 I shot you, Ken's meat. 1.00

03:17:08.000 I am invincible. 0.99

03:17:09.000 You cannot infect Ken's meat.

03:17:12.000 This isn't working, chat.

03:17:13.000 It's saying I have to buy it still.

03:17:16.000 Download it.

03:17:18.000 Oh, I think that's possible.

03:17:21.000 How?

03:17:21.000 Ah!

03:17:23.000 I think we'll be good if you guys have the Windows 10.

03:17:27.000 It's a shredder.

03:17:29.000 What's up, dude? 1.00

03:17:33.000 Alright, whoever killed me while I was doing that is a bitch. 1.00

03:17:36.000 Uh oh. 1.00

03:17:38.000 We got company, bro.

03:17:40.000 Why down here with Fulpay?

03:17:42.000 Fulpay's still retro? 0.99

03:17:46.000 Oh shit! 1.00

03:17:47.000 Shit! 1.00

03:17:47.000 Yeah! 1.00

03:17:48.000 Yeah!

03:17:49.000 Fulpay, Fulpay, Fulpay. 1.00

03:17:49.000 Oh fuck. 1.00

03:17:53.000 Ah! 1.00

03:17:54.000 Bruh.

03:17:55.000 Brutal. 1.00

03:17:56.000 Shit! 1.00

03:17:57.000 Where is he? 1.00

03:17:58.000 Where is he?

03:17:59.000 Yeah!

03:17:59.000 Ah!

03:18:01.000 Man, I was on another pest missile massacre.

03:18:06.000 Yeah, nothing person.

03:18:09.000 Nothing person now.

03:18:11.000 Cute. 1.00

03:18:11.000 Aw, shit. 1.00

03:18:13.000 Alright, we all need to gather right here and rush these people. 1.00

03:18:19.000 Is your tag gay? 1.00

03:18:20.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:18:21.000 Gay tag? 0.92

03:18:22.000 Okay, ready, Jaden? 0.87

03:18:22.000 Alright. 0.87

03:18:23.000 Get on me, you ready?

03:18:24.000 You ready?

03:18:25.000 Yeah, I'm on you.

03:18:26.000 Go, go, go.

03:18:27.000 Yeah, guys.

03:18:29.000 Later, bro.

03:18:29.000 Later, later, retro.

03:18:31.000 Nice, Casey.

03:18:34.000 Coward style?

03:18:36.000 Oh, he got me, he got me. 1.00

03:18:38.000 You know what, I'm not gonna go down with this shit. 1.00

03:18:55.000 Everyone in the hole. 1.00

03:18:56.000 Everyone in the hole.

03:18:58.000 No, no, no.

03:18:59.000 Where's the hole?

03:19:03.000 Get in the hole, bro.

03:19:04.000 If we need to escape, we hit the vent.

03:19:06.000 I want everyone in that hole right now.

03:19:12.000 Yeah.

03:19:20.000 If I see one of you not in the hole, we're gonna have a problem.

03:19:27.000 Yeah, people in the front row crouch down.

03:19:29.000 Me and Okolgay getting in that hole.

03:19:32.000 Nobody's pushed me up the lift.

03:19:34.000 Alright, guys.

03:19:37.000 Who did that?

03:19:39.000 I don't know, but now the zombies.

03:19:40.000 Oh, sorry, that was an accident.

03:19:42.000 We're all up the hole.

03:19:44.000 It was an accident!

03:19:48.000 Alright, we're back in the hole.

03:19:51.000 I love being in the hole with my drones.

03:19:55.000 Getting in that hole.

03:19:56.000 I love everyone just being in the same hole.

03:20:01.000 I mean, I mean, good shot.

03:20:06.000 I would crack shot. 0.98

03:20:10.000 Yeah, zombies beware. 0.99

03:20:12.000 Bro, you're gonna knock me off.

03:20:18.000 Return to Hoyt.

03:20:19.000 Return to Avropa.

03:20:22.000 The Avropa hole.

03:20:23.000 Ropa's actually a big hole, but people don't. 0.58

03:20:27.000 Bro, bro!

03:20:28.000 Oh, Colgate is back in the day.

03:20:30.000 Okay, a few fleets.

03:20:31.000 He's like flying out of nowhere. 0.90

03:20:33.000 Oh, you know he's gonna die first.

03:20:35.000 Magical beat. 0.91

03:20:38.000 Let me, let me get that.

03:20:38.000 Come on, Francin, come on, Francin.

03:20:41.000 No, they're under us, they're under us.

03:20:41.000 You abandoned me.

03:20:43.000 Yeah, they are.

03:20:44.000 No, brothers! 0.66

03:20:46.000 Can I get a white brother check? 0.71

03:20:49.000 Can I get a white well being check?

03:20:52.000 White well being check on Patrick Casing?

03:20:55.000 That was scary.

03:20:55.000 I don't know.

03:20:56.000 I don't know about this.

03:20:58.000 Where you at, Jaden?

03:21:00.000 Alright, alright, let's go.

03:21:02.000 Oh, I don't feel comfortable.

03:21:04.000 Yeah!

03:21:06.000 Revenge.

03:21:09.000 I exacted my revenge.

03:21:10.000 AHHHH!

03:21:11.000 What the?

03:21:12.000 Aw, how did you get up there?

03:21:15.000 I had took the lift, bro. 1.00

03:21:17.000 Identitarian identifies as an attack helicopter, and he would like you to laugh. 1.00

03:21:23.000 Dude, I feel like someone used an attack helicopter recently. 1.00

03:21:29.000 Was that?

03:21:29.000 What was that?

03:21:31.000 So that was when people were trying to make fun of, I guess, you know, feminists or whatever. 1.00

03:21:38.000 No, I remember the origin of it.

03:21:40.000 I think, well, Elijah Schaefer was like, I changed my gender to a black woman.

03:21:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:21:46.000 Something.

03:21:46.000 It's like, dude, why?

03:21:48.000 Yeah, no, it's so hard.

03:21:49.000 I remember the last few months that he used an attack helicopter joke, and I remember it was just like, oh, we're still doing that, huh?

03:21:56.000 Yeah, some people have not gotten into that.

03:21:58.000 Oh, I spotted the infected.

03:21:59.000 It's old Colgate!

03:22:01.000 Ah!

03:22:02.000 Ah!

03:22:03.000 No! 1.00

03:22:04.000 Damn it! 1.00

03:22:08.000 Alright, just you and me, old Colgate. 1.00

03:22:10.000 Let's go shake him up.

03:22:12.000 Alright.

03:22:12.000 Just the boys.

03:22:14.000 Ah, I took the lift.

03:22:15.000 I got to see France in Halo Games.

03:22:17.000 Ah, okay, he fell down.

03:22:19.000 Retro and I are all in there.

03:22:20.000 Nice, nice.

03:22:20.000 Oh, there he is.

03:22:22.000 Nice get.

03:22:23.000 Ah!

03:22:25.000 Ah, they're all in there.

03:22:26.000 Oh, we got to go.

03:22:28.000 Let's go rush.

03:22:29.000 Everybody congregate around their hole.

03:22:31.000 Let's go congregate around their hole.

03:22:34.000 Yeah.

03:22:35.000 Ha ha. 0.65

03:22:37.000 You won't be safe in your hole for long, let me just tell you that.

03:22:42.000 Bro, you're not congregating.

03:22:44.000 You're not congregating.

03:22:46.000 Volatile killed me from a distance.

03:22:48.000 Yeah.

03:22:49.000 I'm protecting my friends.

03:22:51.000 I'm protecting them.

03:22:55.000 Okay, now they're over here.

03:22:58.000 Somebody says in chat, we need to penetrate that hole.

03:22:58.000 We need to.

03:23:02.000 If we're not.

03:23:04.000 If we can't penetrate their hole, it's all over.

03:23:06.000 What can we do?

03:23:07.000 Yeah.

03:23:09.000 As the infected, if we cannot breach that, yeah, Halo gamer, volatile, a sniper, somebody's sniper.

03:23:17.000 Humiliated. 1.00

03:23:18.000 Who's the gay homo sniper? 1.00

03:23:21.000 It is indeed volatile. 1.00

03:23:23.000 Uh, volatile.

03:23:25.000 Oh, that's for sure.

03:23:27.000 Oh, that's retro. 1.00

03:23:28.000 Yeah, retro being a gay homo. 1.00

03:23:31.000 Homosexual check? 1.00

03:23:32.000 He always knows what all that's about. 0.99

03:23:36.000 We're both vibing.

03:23:38.000 Back when I played Halo in high school, you used to call them, uh, Jason.

03:23:38.000 Yeah.

03:23:42.000 Okay. 0.81

03:23:43.000 Shredder just had to kill the smooth. 1.00

03:23:46.000 Identitarian just hanging out in there. 1.00

03:23:49.000 Farming. 1.00

03:23:51.000 Alright, now I'm ready. 1.00

03:23:52.000 Identitarian is holed up. 1.00

03:23:54.000 Yo, jump down here. 1.00

03:23:56.000 Yeah, alright. 0.95

03:23:57.000 Let's rush him. 0.98

03:23:58.000 Let's rush that identitarian. 0.96

03:24:00.000 We ready? 0.99

03:24:01.000 I'm ready, I'm ready.

03:24:01.000 I'm going in, I'm going in.

03:24:03.000 He ran.

03:24:04.000 Oh boy, Jenkins.

03:24:09.000 Ah, yeah!

03:24:10.000 Yeah!

03:24:11.000 Did we get him?

03:24:12.000 There we got him.

03:24:12.000 Yeah.

03:24:13.000 That identitarian. 0.79

03:24:14.000 It's alright. 0.63

03:24:14.000 Retro. 0.63

03:24:15.000 I'm sorry, my brother.

03:24:18.000 I'm here for you.

03:24:20.000 Where's Retro?

03:24:22.000 Over here.

03:24:22.000 What kind of spot are you hiding in?

03:24:24.000 He's just wandering.

03:24:26.000 He's a nomad.

03:24:28.000 Cosmopolitan.

03:24:40.000 Oh, I see him.

03:24:42.000 Yo, this song's epic. 0.99

03:24:43.000 Domino by Jesse J. Dude, Retro's fucking everybody. 0.98

03:24:52.000 This is like a real old one. 0.99

03:24:54.000 Real nostalgia trip.

03:24:56.000 Behind.

03:24:57.000 By Jesse J or Juicy J?

03:24:59.000 By.

03:25:00.000 Was it Juicy J?

03:25:01.000 It might have been Juicy.

03:25:02.000 I don't know, there might have been both.

03:25:03.000 I don't remember.

03:25:05.000 Nice! 0.99

03:25:07.000 Zombies win. 0.99

03:25:07.000 Nice. 0.99

03:25:10.000 Get owned bro get on Yeah, I'm just vibing eating a whole block of fudge a block of I'll say this though Bashar al gamer slash Volpe slash Marks Raytney. 0.70

03:25:24.000 He's uh, he's rote here. 0.86

03:25:25.000 He uh, he sent me some flags from Papua New Guinea where he used to live My famous fudge My famous fudge I have trouble trusting Big Ounce because he's not from America. 0.65

03:25:48.000 Yeah, I really don't.

03:25:48.000 Oh, well, yeah, I mean, he's not.

03:25:52.000 Austin says since we're playing the Rob Smith game mode, does anyone like Cardi B?

03:25:56.000 Dude, just stop.

03:25:59.000 Austin Smith with a dad super chat.

03:26:02.000 And once again.

03:26:06.000 I think people need to be a little more.

03:26:08.000 They need to understand that, you know, doing a super chat or something with a joke, it's like a high stakes thing.

03:26:16.000 You gotta bring your A game.

03:26:17.000 You gotta make sure it's fresh too.

03:26:19.000 It's like sudden death. 1.00

03:26:22.000 Yeah, Nick's not gonna oh shit! 1.00

03:26:27.000 Squad's all here. 1.00

03:26:28.000 I gotta get back down to the squad.

03:26:34.000 Return to hey, we got a guy.

03:26:38.000 The whole squad's all here.

03:26:41.000 That's what you get for being a zombie.

03:26:47.000 Can you change it from toggle crouch to just like yo, crouch check?

03:26:53.000 Badger, badger.

03:26:54.000 They're teabagging right now.

03:26:57.000 Remember the Badger song?

03:26:58.000 Alright, hey, people at the front should stay crouched.

03:27:02.000 Remember the Badger video and they're all like, Badger, Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:27:07.000 That's like what you were just doing. 1.00

03:27:09.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

03:27:10.000 This is like aliens right now. 1.00

03:27:14.000 Do you guys remember what the fox said?

03:27:17.000 That movie Alien.

03:27:18.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:27:19.000 I forgot about that one.

03:27:19.000 What the fox says.

03:27:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:27:22.000 That's a good one.

03:27:24.000 I wonder if I'm down.

03:27:25.000 Do not ask what the fox is.

03:27:27.000 You have been born.

03:27:29.000 What year was it?

03:27:30.000 What did the fox say?

03:27:31.000 It's like 2014, right?

03:27:32.000 Yeah.

03:27:33.000 2014 was a big year.

03:27:36.000 Yeah, actually.

03:27:36.000 Everything is 2014.

03:27:37.000 That was when I was born.

03:27:39.000 That's like when Kensney gained consciousness.

03:27:44.000 You know, actually, unironically, that's true because I was so deactivated until my 10th birthday and then it was like.

03:27:44.000 That's true.

03:27:54.000 Aryan gamer mode. 0.99

03:27:54.000 You will. 0.99

03:27:56.000 Then you are, uh.

03:27:58.000 Awakened.

03:27:59.000 Yeah, I was awakened.

03:28:01.000 I've been making videos since late 2014 in different iterations.

03:28:06.000 Dude, they aren't even, like, challenging us right now.

03:28:10.000 I haven't seen anyone.

03:28:11.000 Who are we against?

03:28:12.000 It's just Treader.

03:28:13.000 Yeah, if you fail to infect a second person, it gets a little easier, but yeah, the first kill.

03:28:19.000 You kind of have to do it pretty early on, too.

03:28:20.000 Like, you have to get somebody early on.

03:28:22.000 Poor Treader, he's having a hard time.

03:28:24.000 Yo, stop spamming Discord links.

03:28:25.000 I'm gonna ban you if you keep spamming Discord links.

03:28:35.000 I trust you guys.

03:28:36.000 Drive by train.

03:28:37.000 Changing my music.

03:28:38.000 Oh, yeah.

03:28:38.000 Train?

03:28:39.000 Train was pretty good, actually.

03:28:40.000 I kind of like Train, for real, though.

03:28:43.000 Drops of Jupiter.

03:28:43.000 Yeah.

03:28:45.000 Because it was like Mr. Something.

03:28:47.000 I remember they did a song that was like.

03:28:50.000 Hey there, Delilah.

03:28:50.000 Was that?

03:28:52.000 Is that Train?

03:28:53.000 No, it was like.

03:28:55.000 Hey, Mr. Mr. I don't know.

03:28:57.000 That's why I asked.

03:28:58.000 Train sings Hey Soul Sister in Drive by.

03:29:01.000 I know he did that one, but I thought that he did both.

03:29:04.000 Bro, do you guys have a main event where you guys live?

03:29:08.000 This is pretty bad.

03:29:11.000 Oh, whoa, whoa!

03:29:14.000 What are you doing, bro?

03:29:16.000 Why did you strike me?

03:29:18.000 I didn't.

03:29:19.000 I misclicked.

03:29:21.000 You struck your brother. 1.00

03:29:22.000 You struck your white brother. 1.00

03:29:24.000 After all I've done. 0.99

03:29:28.000 After everything we've been through. 0.83

03:29:30.000 It was the Anakin.

03:29:33.000 We survived the Roach War together.

03:29:34.000 You were the chosen one.

03:29:36.000 We did survive the Roach War.

03:29:38.000 That's true.

03:29:39.000 Dude, I was watching all these YouTube videos about Roach infestations there.

03:29:42.000 I was thinking about that.

03:29:44.000 Oh!

03:29:45.000 Yeah.

03:29:47.000 World Survival is really kind of happening.

03:29:49.000 It's not fun though.

03:29:50.000 These small YouTube things where I will just watch one topic for many years.

03:29:58.000 I'm not years, but just for maybe a week or something.

03:30:01.000 Yeah, I know what you mean.

03:30:04.000 I was really into outside survival stuff for a while.

03:30:08.000 Brothers!

03:30:10.000 What happened?

03:30:11.000 Branson got you!

03:30:14.000 You pushed me up and.

03:30:16.000 The betrayal saved me.

03:30:18.000 Oh, Colgate's in the hole.

03:30:19.000 I found one of my toys.

03:30:20.000 Oh, Colgate in the hole?

03:30:22.000 Colgate in the hole?

03:30:25.000 Get him!

03:30:26.000 I'm dead.

03:30:27.000 Ah!

03:30:28.000 Ah, yes, it's my Legion.

03:30:31.000 Who did I get?

03:30:32.000 I got somebody first, bro.

03:30:34.000 Question What'd you learn about the roaches, Nick?

03:30:38.000 Yeah, I want to know.

03:30:39.000 Could we have died?

03:30:42.000 Well, I just watched videos like infestations, not like educational stuff, but they said that roaches, like.

03:30:49.000 For every, they say that for every one roach you see, there's probably 30 more because they lay 30 eggs.

03:30:58.000 They can live without heads and stuff.

03:31:02.000 They're very freaky.

03:31:03.000 Let's do another map.

03:31:05.000 They can go without food for 30 minutes.

03:31:07.000 Yeah, I'm down.

03:31:08.000 I agree.

03:31:09.000 What map? 1.00

03:31:10.000 They don't have brains. 1.00

03:31:11.000 Let's do this. 1.00

03:31:12.000 They don't have brains. 1.00

03:31:13.000 They only have Janglia and stuff. 1.00

03:31:16.000 I think Spire's too big.

03:31:17.000 Reflection.

03:31:21.000 Treader, why does Treader keep getting out of voice, dude?

03:31:24.000 Bruh, what the f?

03:31:25.000 Yeah, honestly. 1.00

03:31:29.000 This guy, this Nibba was like, please let me in Discord, let me come in, and then I let him in, he's like, bruh. 1.00

03:31:36.000 Please, sir. 1.00

03:31:38.000 It's like constant Discord join effect.

03:31:45.000 I have footage from when I wrote, like, where is my back line?

03:31:52.000 It's too powerful, James.

03:31:53.000 It's too powerful.

03:31:54.000 Dude.

03:32:00.000 Is Steve super quiet for everyone?

03:32:03.000 Yeah, Steve.

03:32:04.000 Can you turn up your input volume?

03:32:07.000 Are you kidding me?

03:32:08.000 Got him.

03:32:10.000 This guy, first, he gets kicked out of Discord, and now he infects me.

03:32:14.000 He infects you. 0.99

03:32:15.000 Well, I killed him. 1.00

03:32:16.000 I don't know what the heck he gets. 1.00

03:32:17.000 Actually, I killed you. 0.88

03:32:19.000 Hey, by the way, how's the mic volume for everybody, chat? 0.56

03:32:23.000 Let me know if the Discord's too low.

03:32:25.000 I'll see if I can turn it off.

03:32:27.000 How am I doing now, guys?

03:32:28.000 Yeah, I saw much better.

03:32:32.000 Still, maybe a little quiet.

03:32:33.000 That's better.

03:32:34.000 Where are we congregating, brothers?

03:32:38.000 I could probably just turn you up.

03:32:40.000 I don't know.

03:32:44.000 I'm up here with.

03:32:45.000 Who is this?

03:32:48.000 With Halo Gamer.

03:32:49.000 Probably not the best move.

03:32:51.000 Yeah.

03:32:52.000 One's showing.

03:32:53.000 I don't know.

03:32:53.000 Yeah, negative one points.

03:32:56.000 Basically not possible in a Halo game, but.

03:33:00.000 Yo, Francis, Francis, check!

03:33:03.000 The France and Jack. 0.85

03:33:04.000 Those are the harshest. 0.99

03:33:06.000 He does come flying in.

03:33:08.000 It's kind of scary.

03:33:09.000 Okay, we got him coming in again.

03:33:11.000 Best of times, the worst of times.

03:33:15.000 I just sunk half my bullets in the air.

03:33:17.000 I think I just killed Halo Game Boy. 0.91

03:33:19.000 He killed me.

03:33:21.000 Alright, Jake, it's you.

03:33:22.000 Alright, Jaden, it's us.

03:33:23.000 We are the superior race.

03:33:25.000 Let's work our way over to retro.

03:33:27.000 Yeah.

03:33:28.000 Or whoever this is.

03:33:29.000 We will unite.

03:33:31.000 United Tribe.

03:33:32.000 Grasper army. 1.00

03:33:35.000 Graspers are taking over. 0.85

03:33:37.000 Yeah, see, Grasper was far more organic.

03:33:40.000 This is Patrick.

03:33:41.000 Patrick didn't even care about us.

03:33:44.000 See, Grasper was much more organic than Blepe.

03:33:47.000 That's true, that's true.

03:33:48.000 Well, basically, the entire Grasper thing, because I was just seeing all of these frog things, I was just thinking, what if I just forced this one meme on my timeline for one day?

03:34:01.000 Just see what happened, but.

03:34:04.000 Yeah, but it was like, people took to it much more.

03:34:10.000 Ah!

03:34:11.000 Bruh.

03:34:12.000 Alright, Pat.

03:34:14.000 Just you and I.

03:34:17.000 This is a pretty bad spot, I think, too.

03:34:19.000 He's leaving me.

03:34:24.000 I fell off, yeah.

03:34:31.000 I'm dead.

03:34:32.000 Yeah!

03:34:33.000 Epic? 0.99

03:34:34.000 View Flea and Bent Muscle.

03:34:37.000 The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

03:34:45.000 I'm moving this fudge.

03:34:47.000 Too fat.

03:34:51.000 Can't really eat fudge.

03:34:52.000 It's kind of.

03:34:54.000 It's like bready chocolate.

03:34:55.000 Yeah, I'm eating just blocks of it at a time.

03:34:58.000 I'm digging the rice chuck cereal.

03:35:04.000 I'm eating a sleeve of saltine crackers.

03:35:08.000 Ah, yeah.

03:35:11.000 First strike, indeed.

03:35:13.000 This map, there's nowhere really to hide.

03:35:15.000 We just ranked the numbers. 0.99

03:35:16.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99

03:35:17.000 It just got blasted. 0.99

03:35:19.000 Ah!

03:35:21.000 Look at it!

03:35:21.000 Ah!

03:35:22.000 Look at it!

03:35:24.000 Ah!

03:35:24.000 No!

03:35:24.000 I got him!

03:35:25.000 No!

03:35:25.000 There's another one!

03:35:26.000 He's right by me! 1.00

03:35:29.000 Ah, shit, dude. 1.00

03:35:30.000 That scared me. 1.00

03:35:32.000 We must go upstairs.

03:35:33.000 I think I was identitarian.

03:35:35.000 It was old Colgate.

03:35:36.000 Oh, Colgate.

03:35:38.000 I'm on the way.

03:35:39.000 No!

03:35:40.000 Yeah, yeah, well Colgate.

03:35:42.000 How the mighty fall.

03:35:45.000 The mighty and ancient Colgate. 1.00

03:35:48.000 Okay, yeah, I got Identitarian cleaned up like that. 1.00

03:35:48.000 Ah, what? 1.00

03:35:54.000 Easily. 0.71

03:35:54.000 I'm going to assassinate Bent Muscle. 0.71

03:35:57.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

03:35:59.000 Oh, no. 1.00

03:36:00.000 I got infected by Kensney. 1.00

03:36:01.000 I'm going to kill. 1.00

03:36:04.000 Mmm. 0.98

03:36:07.000 Look at Volatile with his custom armor.

03:36:15.000 I'm dead.

03:36:16.000 Nice to know you.

03:36:18.000 Aw, come on!

03:36:20.000 Oh my god.

03:36:21.000 I've had skills, Jaden.

03:36:24.000 Who killed me?

03:36:24.000 Thanks, bro.

03:36:40.000 Ooh, I'm infected.

03:36:41.000 Kind of scary, a little spooky.

03:36:45.000 Yo, Kesha moment.

03:36:50.000 Did you guys ever watch Ant Farm?

03:36:53.000 Yeah.

03:36:54.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.96

03:36:54.000 That sucked. 0.96

03:36:55.000 That girl. 0.99

03:36:55.000 Yeah, and then it was, what was it? 0.99

03:36:59.000 Sierra McCormick, and then it was.

03:37:00.000 Yeah, I don't know.

03:37:03.000 That was like the kids that were talented, right?

03:37:06.000 I can definitely relate to that TV show right now.

03:37:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:37:10.000 Relating.

03:37:12.000 Oh, yeah, you're like the uh, you bet, mom.

03:37:14.000 Aunt in high school. 0.52

03:37:21.000 There was, it was the black girl, it was that white guy, and who was the third person?

03:37:25.000 I forget who was the third person.

03:37:26.000 And then it was, it was like Olive, right?

03:37:28.000 Olive, Olive.

03:37:29.000 Oh, yeah, the girl, the music girl.

03:37:33.000 There was the Fletcher, was that his name?

03:37:34.000 It was the white artist. 0.72

03:37:35.000 Yeah, Fletcher, this nerd, this complete doofus Fletcher, uh, I think he was.

03:37:40.000 He was the visual artist, and there was Olive, the musical genius. 0.94

03:37:46.000 And, uh, or no, no, I'm sorry, the black girl is a musical one. 0.96

03:37:48.000 What was the one? 0.96

03:37:49.000 Yeah, yeah, and then Olive was just kind of there. 1.00

03:37:51.000 She was the bumbling oaf of the group.

03:37:53.000 No, she had a talent. 0.78

03:37:58.000 No, she was, what was her gift? 1.00

03:37:58.000 Bumbling oaf. 1.00

03:38:00.000 What was her thing? 0.95

03:38:01.000 Uh, yeah, I don't know.

03:38:06.000 Kind of like Patrick from SpongeBob.

03:38:08.000 He just kind of, kind of around, kind of handy.

03:38:11.000 He had Asperger's.

03:38:12.000 That was Ashton Witty, actually.

03:38:15.000 Ashton Witty, child actor.

03:38:18.000 I think she actually was a child.

03:38:23.000 Jacob Lloyd, who was Anakin Skywalker.

03:38:27.000 You guys killed each other.

03:38:27.000 What?

03:38:28.000 Bruh!

03:38:30.000 Yes, I am young Anakin.

03:38:34.000 Still full of potential, not yet given into the dark side.

03:38:37.000 Because that's kind of your biggest weakness, because whenever I look up Jake Lloyd, it's always that kid who was Anakin.

03:38:45.000 And then he got into a bunch of drug stuff, and then he's just a failed child actor.

03:38:50.000 So I thought I was speaking to Anakin Skywalker for a second.

03:38:55.000 Olive had the photographic memory, was her power.

03:39:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.96

03:39:04.000 An elephant never forgets.

03:39:06.000 Just like Olive.

03:39:10.000 Was that a line in the show?

03:39:11.000 I feel like it was.

03:39:12.000 Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.

03:39:15.000 You know what I really liked about that show was notable to me the color scheme of purple and yellow.

03:39:21.000 Yeah, it was like very, very Nickelodeon.

03:39:24.000 You know what I mean?

03:39:25.000 That really stood out to me.

03:39:33.000 Oh, you scared me, bro.

03:39:38.000 I am hunting Bent Muscle.

03:39:41.000 Bro, stop hunting me.

03:39:44.000 This is the most dangerous game.

03:39:47.000 I get my thrills from hunting Bent Muscle.

03:39:47.000 Man.

03:39:51.000 We are finding Coney 2012.

03:39:55.000 Bent Muscle 2019.

03:39:56.000 No!

03:39:57.000 Oh, no.

03:40:00.000 Dude, who's my. 1.00

03:40:02.000 Who the fuck is this? 1.00

03:40:04.000 What the fuck? 1.00

03:40:06.000 You're so terrible. 1.00

03:40:08.000 You're so terrible. 1.00

03:40:09.000 Wow, what happened? 0.99

03:40:11.000 He missed like five sword shots or swipes at me.

03:40:15.000 Who was it?

03:40:16.000 Halo Gamer.

03:40:19.000 I don't even know who Halo Gamer is.

03:40:22.000 I got him.

03:40:22.000 Who is that guy?

03:40:24.000 I don't know.

03:40:25.000 I was just jumping around.

03:40:26.000 I kept jumping over him.

03:40:30.000 I wish these were real.

03:40:31.000 I wish elevators like this were real where you just get like blown up to the top by the wind.

03:40:39.000 I've come to seek vengeance.

03:40:40.000 Why are scientists not working on this?

03:40:44.000 Because Flew Flea was there.

03:40:47.000 Or Few Flea, yeah. 0.98

03:40:52.000 I just hired White really to defend on Few Flea.

03:40:56.000 Oh, invisibility, Patrick.

03:40:58.000 Very interesting choice. 0.93

03:41:00.000 Yeah, it's actually trash on this. 0.65

03:41:02.000 Uh oh. 0.97

03:41:02.000 This is awful. 0.97

03:41:08.000 I gotta put thrift shop on.

03:41:10.000 If I get infected. 1.00

03:41:11.000 Yeah, eat shit, Colgate. 1.00

03:41:11.000 Oh! 1.00

03:41:15.000 You tried.

03:41:16.000 You thought you could infect old bent muscle. 1.00

03:41:24.000 Shit. 1.00

03:41:25.000 Shit! 1.00

03:41:26.000 I'm fucked. 1.00

03:41:27.000 I'm done. 1.00

03:41:29.000 No, I just pulled a halo demon.

03:41:33.000 At least, there is one thing you were not infected by Kent's name.

03:41:41.000 Was this song 2012?

03:41:42.000 I feel like it wasn't.

03:41:53.000 Can you do a sword strike through the shields? 0.99

03:41:55.000 Like, can you still red reticule someone? 0.99

03:41:58.000 I'm sure, I'm sure you can.

03:42:09.000 Treader, are you in VC?

03:42:12.000 He's in general again.

03:42:14.000 Alright, what's up?

03:42:15.000 I declare the top level here the FNF state. 0.97

03:42:19.000 You shot me, bro.

03:42:20.000 Sorry, it was an accident. 0.75

03:42:21.000 I was trying to shoot Treader.

03:42:22.000 Now look who's betraying who.

03:42:25.000 I like how you can break the glass in this game.

03:42:34.000 Yeah, that's for getting out of VC again, bro.

03:42:38.000 He says no more Brother Wars.

03:42:39.000 Yeah, well, stay in chat, bro.

03:42:42.000 You guys should come up here, man.

03:42:45.000 Chill.

03:42:49.000 Ah!

03:42:49.000 Whose few flee?

03:42:51.000 That's Franson.

03:42:52.000 Oh, Franson.

03:42:54.000 Blast.

03:42:56.000 Drat.

03:42:57.000 Drat.

03:42:58.000 Barnacles.

03:43:01.000 Fish paste!

03:43:05.000 Oh, man.

03:43:06.000 Jaden, you're quick.

03:43:08.000 Thanks, pal.

03:43:09.000 Quick on my feet.

03:43:10.000 Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce.

03:43:21.000 It's so funny to me that in the SpongeBob universe they have like swear words like that, like nautical themed swear words.

03:43:29.000 You know, SpongeBob gets frustrated and he'll be like, tartar sauce.

03:43:33.000 That's so funny.

03:43:41.000 It's like considered very, very derogatory in the SpongeBob universe.

03:43:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:43:47.000 He said the T word.

03:43:49.000 Or when Mrs. Puff says like, May Neptune have mercy on your soul!

03:43:59.000 King Neptune!

03:44:04.000 I mean, that really brings up questions.

03:44:06.000 Like, do they.

03:44:06.000 How do they work?

03:44:10.000 Like, where is this set?

03:44:15.000 In the Aegean Sea?

03:44:17.000 The cult of Neptune.

03:44:23.000 Ah, how did you not die?

03:44:26.000 Dude, Patrick's like SpongeBob is focused.

03:44:33.000 He's just focused on winning.

03:44:39.000 He's trying to prove that he's the true gamer of the movement. 0.91

03:44:42.000 Yeah, that's what you get, Identitarian. 1.00

03:44:46.000 I sacrificed myself to lull you into a false sense of security so that my brother could kill you. 1.00

03:44:55.000 My zombie brother. 1.00

03:45:00.000 We're coming up on 6 o'clock.

03:45:02.000 Are we ready to switch to Minecraft?

03:45:05.000 I am.

03:45:07.000 I got both versions.

03:45:10.000 Is Jaden able to do Minecraft or no?

03:45:14.000 Who's going to buy it for you?

03:45:17.000 You said you are or you're not?

03:45:18.000 Who's going to buy it for me?

03:45:20.000 Chat.

03:45:22.000 I'm getting on Xbox.

03:45:24.000 I'll see if I can join.

03:45:25.000 Yeah, alright.

03:45:28.000 How do we do.

03:45:29.000 How do we?

03:45:32.000 I don't know if I've ever done anything.

03:45:42.000 Are we like starting a world or what's going on?

03:45:44.000 We can play Halo Reach for another hour if you want.

03:45:46.000 Let's play another Infected.

03:45:49.000 Let me reopen Halo, I guess.

03:45:52.000 Buy Neptune. 0.50

03:45:57.000 On Neptune?

03:46:04.000 Well, you get that set up.

03:46:05.000 I will read off as we enter into.

03:46:08.000 We're gonna play Thrift Shop after this song, and I'll read off 2013's information.

03:46:17.000 We welcome Treader back to voice chat.

03:46:19.000 Hello, Treader.

03:46:21.000 And we welcome Jesse to voice chat as well.

03:46:24.000 Hey, what's up?

03:46:25.000 What's up, Jesse?

03:46:26.000 How's it going?

03:46:29.000 You guys gonna play a Java version?

03:46:32.000 I don't know if I need it.

03:46:34.000 Well, like, there's the Windows 10, which you can play on Xbox.

03:46:38.000 Yeah, I think I'm on Java version.

03:46:41.000 Yeah, same.

03:46:41.000 Yeah, I both.

03:46:44.000 Riff, no Xbox.

03:46:49.000 Well, does Xbox work with Java?

03:46:53.000 No.

03:46:53.000 It works with Windows 10, I think.

03:46:56.000 I don't know what's what. 0.98

03:46:59.000 Windows 10 is a pain in the ass to install. 0.97

03:47:04.000 Oh, yeah, because you need to go through the Microsoft store, right? 0.99

03:47:09.000 Yeah.

03:47:12.000 So let's see, we're two minutes away from 2013.

03:47:18.000 Time is just flying.

03:47:19.000 We could do another game of Infected and then we could switch over to Minecraft.

03:47:24.000 You good with Battle Cannon?

03:47:27.000 No, Battle Cannon is hard.

03:47:32.000 Yeah, just getting killed over and over again.

03:47:37.000 It's like Groundhog Day, but I just get killed as soon as I wake up. 1.00

03:47:41.000 Two niggas have that on foot and that's This one that he just did. 1.00

03:48:02.000 Yeah, it was Treader. 1.00

03:48:04.000 Yo, Grownups 2 was 2013?

03:48:05.000 Yeah, uh, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I have a good detail about that, but that would probably dox me, but, um, yeah, Grownups 2 was definitely interesting, but, uh, yeah.

03:48:21.000 Let's see.

03:48:22.000 Top 10 songs from 2013.

03:48:26.000 Ken's newbie, like, I have an interesting fact that I can't tell you.

03:48:29.000 Yeah, I can't tell you guys.

03:48:31.000 Maybe I will on the DL, okay?

03:48:34.000 Not in front of 5,000 people, but.

03:48:37.000 We got Royals by Lord.

03:48:39.000 Cups by Anna Kendrick. 1.00

03:48:40.000 Fuck the Cup song by Anna Kendrick. 1.00

03:48:43.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

03:48:43.000 You remember that? 0.99

03:48:44.000 And all those stupid, dumbass girls were doing the Cup Challenge or whatever. 1.00

03:48:48.000 Brutal. 1.00

03:48:49.000 They were doing the Cup Dance.

03:48:51.000 Yeah, I remember that song.

03:48:52.000 Yeah, don't even remind me, dude.

03:48:54.000 They're doing their Cup.

03:48:55.000 You know.

03:48:57.000 Cup thing. 1.00

03:49:00.000 Fuck that song. 1.00

03:49:01.000 We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus. 1.00

03:49:04.000 Uh.

03:49:07.000 I don't recognize that.

03:49:09.000 Stereo Hearts.

03:49:11.000 Get Lucky by Daft Punk.

03:49:14.000 Epic song.

03:49:15.000 What are we waiting on here?

03:49:16.000 Oh, I thought I started it.

03:49:18.000 I'm autistic.

03:49:21.000 Sorry.

03:49:22.000 I'm autistic.

03:49:23.000 Oh, wait, no.

03:49:24.000 Wait, are we good?

03:49:26.000 We're good, brother.

03:49:26.000 We're good.

03:49:30.000 Let's eat.

03:49:30.000 TV shows we got The Americans, Bob's Burgers, Orange Nutella.

03:49:38.000 That shit was so bad, Bob's Burgers. 1.00

03:49:40.000 Fuck that show. 1.00

03:49:40.000 It's like a Tumblr show. 1.00

03:49:42.000 Yeah, seriously.

03:49:43.000 It's like, I mean, it's like the predecessor to Big Mouth, and that's, it's like so putrid, bro.

03:49:52.000 Viral videos. 0.63

03:49:54.000 Goats screaming like humans to Taylor Swift.

03:49:57.000 That was so cringe.

03:49:59.000 Seriously.

03:50:01.000 Alright, we're in the game.

03:50:05.000 What does the fox say?

03:50:06.000 Was, uh, 2013.

03:50:08.000 Yeah.

03:50:10.000 The world may never know.

03:50:11.000 The true identity of the fox. 0.99

03:50:14.000 I hate you. 1.00

03:50:15.000 I hate you, Kansas. 0.99

03:50:20.000 We'll never know the top 10 video games of 2013.

03:50:23.000 Maybe if I just scroll through like this.

03:50:34.000 The Secret of the Fox Ancient Mystery.

03:50:38.000 Top 10 memes.

03:50:40.000 Doge was 2013.

03:50:41.000 Doge?

03:50:42.000 No, that was like earlier, wasn't it?

03:50:44.000 That's what Time Magazine says Doge.

03:50:48.000 Marco Rubio water break.

03:50:51.000 Derp.

03:50:56.000 Derp.

03:50:59.000 It was the Derp song.

03:51:01.000 That was a.

03:51:04.000 Monte Teo's fake girlfriend.

03:51:06.000 Remember that?

03:51:07.000 Yeah.

03:51:08.000 Oh, yeah.

03:51:09.000 That feels like ancient.

03:51:11.000 Smosh.

03:51:14.000 Sharpado.

03:51:16.000 Harlem Shake.

03:51:17.000 Harlem Shake.

03:51:21.000 Yeah.

03:51:22.000 I have to pause Drift Shop to play Harlem Shake.

03:51:24.000 We have to listen to one Harlem Shake here. 0.69

03:51:27.000 I remember doing that. 0.55

03:51:28.000 Like sixth grade.

03:51:31.000 This is a cartoon.

03:51:38.000 Haha, man.

03:51:39.000 Harlem Shake brings back so many memories.

03:51:43.000 I'll be sure it's strange you guys can see. 0.98

03:51:52.000 What the fuck why all the cartoons? 0.97

03:51:59.000 There's just three people we know who's watching the Harlem shake right now Everyone's just vibing in the spawn. 0.99

03:52:07.000 I'll protect you guys Hey, oh come on.

03:52:10.000 I shot you I'm watching the Harlem shake Oh, yeah, there's filthy prank He was really funny.

03:52:22.000 Yeah Oh well, we failed.

03:52:26.000 We failed.

03:52:27.000 He came flying from the ceiling.

03:52:29.000 Yeah, he just did. 0.99

03:52:34.000 Oh shit. 0.99

03:52:36.000 Oh, that's not the whole game. 1.00

03:52:38.000 It was Colgate.

03:52:39.000 Colgate.

03:52:41.000 Bloodlust. 0.51

03:52:52.000 And do the Harlem shake.

03:52:58.000 Man, I'm.

03:53:02.000 It's so nostalgic.

03:53:03.000 Harlem shake to me is just like a time machine.

03:53:06.000 I don't know how that makes.

03:53:11.000 Yeah.

03:53:16.000 Man, good times.

03:53:20.000 Joey Moll is in general.

03:53:22.000 Yo, Joey Moll check?

03:53:25.000 Oi!

03:53:26.000 Oi!

03:53:27.000 Hello!

03:53:28.000 Hello, me, Alchainus!

03:53:30.000 Hello, mate!

03:53:34.000 Good morning!

03:53:35.000 Good morning, you have Minecraft?

03:53:38.000 Minecraft?

03:53:41.000 You got it?

03:53:41.000 Uh.

03:53:43.000 Maybe, yeah.

03:53:45.000 Yeah?

03:53:46.000 Yeah.

03:53:48.000 Epic?

03:53:51.000 Let's hear your American accent, Joey.

03:53:52.000 What do Americans say?

03:53:56.000 Oh! 1.00

03:53:58.000 It's fucking Patrick Casey here! 0.99

03:54:07.000 I'm glad we banned Birdson from this Discord. 0.99

03:54:11.000 Yeah, me too.

03:54:13.000 I was worried when I saw you were playing Halo.

03:54:15.000 I was like, oh, Jesus, I'm a little bit too young for that game.

03:54:20.000 I'm kind of a zoomer myself.

03:54:23.000 Oh, yeah.

03:54:24.000 Teeny bopper moment.

03:54:29.000 I was listening to your thing when you were talking about SpongeBob.

03:54:36.000 Did you ever hear the one where Mrs. Puff was saying, like, I'm pretty sure the N word when it was like a really bad word and all the fog corns start playing?

03:54:36.000 Yeah.

03:54:47.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:54:48.000 What is it?

03:54:48.000 It's called, like, I forget the episode, but it's about swearing or whatever.

03:54:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:54:55.000 Sounds a good one.

03:54:59.000 Let's see.

03:55:00.000 Biggest stories of 2013.

03:55:06.000 Remember Low Limewire?

03:55:07.000 That was pretty funny.

03:55:12.000 I think that was actually before that time, actually.

03:55:16.000 I think Rob Smith was probably in 2006.

03:55:18.000 Or I'm sorry, Rob Ford.

03:55:21.000 Rob Smith.

03:55:22.000 Rob Ford, who was smoking crack or whatever.

03:55:27.000 Epic?

03:55:28.000 Oh, yeah, he's like the Canada guy, right?

03:55:32.000 Yeah, he is the Canada guy.

03:55:34.000 Canada guy.

03:55:36.000 Yo, selfies?

03:55:37.000 That's when selfies became a thing.

03:55:40.000 Yeah, Jaden, that's what's up.

03:55:42.000 There were two of you.

03:55:46.000 That's what they all say.

03:55:48.000 That was Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.

03:55:53.000 That was the first big government shutdown with Ted Cruz, I think.

03:56:06.000 Your mom and your man Ted Cruz was flexing back then.

03:56:09.000 Second hand, I rocked the bucket.

03:56:11.000 The building onesie with the socks on the bucket.

03:56:14.000 I hit the party and they stop and they'd be like, Oh, that goosey that's so tight.

03:56:18.000 I'm like, Oh, that's fifty dollars for a t shirt.

03:56:21.000 Limited edition.

03:56:22.000 Who is the zombie?

03:56:23.000 Whoever could it be?

03:56:30.000 That was a Boston Marathon bombings.

03:56:34.000 Never forget. 0.98

03:56:37.000 This year sucked.

03:56:38.000 Nothing really cool happened. 0.99

03:56:41.000 Dude, are you always a zombie?

03:56:45.000 Is that how this goes?

03:56:48.000 Yeah, kinda.

03:56:51.000 It's just easy mode.

03:56:52.000 I don't like playing on easy mode with old Colgate.

03:57:00.000 See, I don't utilize the red reticle thing very well.

03:57:04.000 Just diamonds in general.

03:57:08.000 Maybe I need a I need a I'm gonna use the mouse now.

03:57:13.000 Dude! 0.84

03:57:15.000 Red reticle.

03:57:15.000 Okay, I get it.

03:57:17.000 I get it now.

03:57:19.000 Hey, look at the score though.

03:57:21.000 Look at that score.

03:57:22.000 Pretty epic.

03:57:26.000 I will overtake you.

03:57:29.000 They're protecting Nick.

03:57:30.000 Yeah, we will protect Brent Muscle.

03:57:34.000 Protect Brent Muscle.

03:57:36.000 See, I've intentionally not killed him.

03:57:38.000 I'm being a good sport. 0.98

03:57:40.000 I'm just killing the people around me. 0.98

03:57:41.000 I'm not going. 1.00

03:57:42.000 I'm just all of his teams in the fk that spawn. 0.55

03:57:47.000 Don't do it. 0.86

03:57:48.000 No, no!

03:57:53.000 Well.

03:57:56.000 Bent Muscle is the last man standing.

03:57:59.000 Owned?

03:58:00.000 Everyone gathers around them.

03:58:01.000 Patrick just murdered.

03:58:04.000 The ritual murder.

03:58:06.000 Yo, Nick.

03:58:13.000 You got Simon in general.

03:58:15.000 Alright, give me one sec.

03:58:18.000 Can we get some diamonds in chat? 0.61

03:58:21.000 Yeah, yeah, let's see some more diamonds, please.

03:58:25.000 Let's see some Ninjaginis in chat.

03:58:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:58:28.000 Not enough ninjets. 1.00

03:58:35.000 Let's see. 1.00

03:58:36.000 I'm setting up our soundtrack for 2013 here.

03:58:41.000 Hey, congratulations.

03:58:51.000 Which one?

03:58:51.000 Uncut Gems?

03:58:52.000 Yeah, I don't really like Adam Sandler as a good actress.

03:58:56.000 Yeah, I don't know.

03:58:58.000 Beardson said it was good, but.

03:59:00.000 I could see Beardson being an Adam Sandler fan.

03:59:00.000 I don't know.

03:59:02.000 It just makes sense.

03:59:06.000 Kind of fits the cool guy persona.

03:59:10.000 Cool guy.

03:59:11.000 Such a good brand.

03:59:12.000 Let's see.

03:59:14.000 General Pino Shades with some diamonds.

03:59:16.000 Really good comics.

03:59:18.000 Grossif. 0.99

03:59:20.000 Nebula Labai, who says something.

03:59:22.000 Logos, YouTube, you'll like him.

03:59:24.000 Okay.

03:59:25.000 Maga Country USA.

03:59:26.000 Austin.

03:59:27.000 Thanks a lot for the diamonds, everybody.

03:59:29.000 Alright, back to Halo.

03:59:31.000 Back to Halo.

03:59:32.000 2013 news update over.

03:59:36.000 Halo resumes. 0.96

03:59:38.000 He's invisible, so I have to whack him. 0.82

03:59:43.000 I wasn't paying attention. 0.93

03:59:45.000 Oh, okay.

03:59:47.000 That's me.

03:59:48.000 I'm your zombie.

03:59:48.000 I'm your ally.

03:59:52.000 My infected ally. 0.97

03:59:53.000 Did Patrick Casey just say whack?

03:59:56.000 Uh oh.

03:59:57.000 Ah!

04:00:00.000 Oh, Colgate infected me.

04:00:03.000 Be like that.

04:00:04.000 Guys, remember, uh, what is the song we're listening to right now?

04:00:10.000 Holy Grail by Justin Timberlake and Jay Z.

04:00:12.000 Yeah, I listened to that earlier.

04:00:15.000 Throwback.

04:00:17.000 Oh, it's Bosef, not Bosef.

04:00:19.000 Alright, and that's the game.

04:00:24.000 That's the game.

04:00:26.000 Good stuff.

04:00:30.000 Minecraft?

04:00:31.000 You're Minecraft, Jay.

04:00:34.000 Minecraft?

04:00:35.000 I'll join up with you guys later.

04:00:38.000 I got a great dinner.

04:00:40.000 Alright, big guy.

04:00:41.000 Thanks for jamming with us.

04:00:42.000 Have a good dinner.

04:00:43.000 Actually, do you guys want to do another?

04:00:44.000 What's that, Steve?

04:00:45.000 I'll just stay here a bit longer and I'll come back.

04:00:48.000 Okay, cool.

04:00:50.000 Do you guys want to do another round of Halo actually?

04:00:53.000 Because I was absent for that one.

04:00:55.000 Yeah, let's do it.

04:00:57.000 We're in dark here.

04:00:58.000 What map?

04:01:02.000 So, what is this?

04:01:02.000 Five hours in out of ten hours?

04:01:05.000 So, we did.

04:01:05.000 Let's see.

04:01:06.000 Let me create a little list here.

04:01:08.000 Twenty, ten, four hours.

04:01:11.000 Yeah, so we have just entered.

04:01:15.000 Let's see.

04:01:16.000 One, two.

04:01:18.000 We have entered the fourth hour.

04:01:23.000 Dawn of the final day.

04:01:25.000 Yeah.

04:01:27.000 2014 will be the halfway point once we complete that.

04:01:34.000 Pat, tell me, big guy.

04:01:35.000 2014 is pretty good.

04:01:37.000 Let's, uh.

04:01:40.000 Yeah, uh.

04:01:42.000 No.

04:01:43.000 I don't know about.

04:01:48.000 I'll just do Powerhouse.

04:01:51.000 I'm you sure?

04:01:52.000 Is this map pretty large?

04:01:54.000 Yeah, it's actually.

04:02:04.000 Alright.

04:02:04.000 Oh no, this map's not that huge.

04:02:23.000 2013, what a boring year.

04:02:25.000 All like the news that happened was just so like nothing.

04:02:30.000 Yeah.

04:02:32.000 Yeah, what was it?

04:02:36.000 Like, like Smosh, and that was basically the only entertainment.

04:02:40.000 It was a, you know, 100% Smosh diet.

04:02:44.000 Smosh, yeah.

04:02:46.000 Didn't PewDiePie start to come around in 2013?

04:02:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:02:50.000 I think it was like 2012, 2013.

04:02:53.000 Didn't he become like number one around 2012, 2013?

04:02:56.000 Maybe.

04:02:58.000 I don't know.

04:03:00.000 Ray William Johnson, that was kind of cool.

04:03:02.000 Yo, Ray William Johnson was.

04:03:04.000 Bro!

04:03:05.000 Yo, old Colgate, what happened?

04:03:07.000 Did you get infected? 0.98

04:03:08.000 That sucks. 0.98

04:03:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:03:12.000 Sucks, bro. 1.00

04:03:13.000 You can't relate. 1.00

04:03:16.000 Is that right?

04:03:17.000 Cannot relate.

04:03:18.000 Is that right, Kenzie? 1.00

04:03:19.000 You have to go punish Identitarian. 1.00

04:03:22.000 Oh, he's gone. 1.00

04:03:24.000 You owned me.

04:03:25.000 You owned me, White Brother Zombie.

04:03:31.000 Aw, I have to start out as a zombie?

04:03:34.000 Bruh.

04:03:40.000 What were the best games of 2013?

04:03:42.000 There wasn't an article for that on.

04:03:45.000 I sent you one at GTA V. Oh, was that really 2013?

04:03:48.000 Yeah.

04:03:49.000 Yeah, yeah, you're right, it was.

04:03:51.000 Okay.

04:03:53.000 Best game ever, frankly.

04:03:54.000 There were some Assassin's Creed games, but.

04:04:01.000 Yeah, those were alright.

04:04:03.000 Are they even gonna make like another GTA?

04:04:07.000 Yeah, I think so.

04:04:08.000 I'm sure.

04:04:09.000 I'm being stalked by Patrick Casey right now.

04:04:15.000 But it takes some.

04:04:16.000 I mean, Red Dead 2 came out what last year, so.

04:04:25.000 I didn't really like Red Dead 2, honestly.

04:04:28.000 I never played either of them.

04:04:30.000 Never played either of them?

04:04:32.000 Bro.

04:04:32.000 Yeah.

04:04:33.000 Yeah, I never played it.

04:04:36.000 Then we're good. 0.97

04:04:37.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond, America First Jew.

04:04:41.000 I think that's Adam Sandler just donated that. 0.99

04:04:45.000 Adam Sandler is Jew Groyperter. 0.93

04:04:49.000 Has Adam Sandler had any, like, heated, uh. 0.96

04:04:52.000 Heated gamer moments?

04:04:54.000 I don't think so.

04:04:57.000 No Kramer moments.

04:05:00.000 Kramer moment.

04:05:02.000 Kramer, stop saying the ad.

04:05:07.000 I'm surrounded! 0.98

04:05:09.000 Yo, that guy just killed me.

04:05:12.000 That guy's meltdown was particularly amusing because of just how obscene it was.

04:05:18.000 It was so odd.

04:05:19.000 100 years ago, we would have had you guys like.

04:05:21.000 I don't know if you make like a lynching comment or something, but it's just like so over the top.

04:05:26.000 Well, and plus, it wasn't even just that he's like, he's a.

04:05:30.000 He's just screaming like, he's an N word.

04:05:32.000 He's an N word.

04:05:37.000 Kramer, stop.

04:05:38.000 You are making me uncomfortable.

04:05:43.000 Kramer had a Richard Spencer moment.

04:05:46.000 Michael Richard Spencer.

04:05:48.000 Kramer has a dark sense of humor.

04:05:50.000 That would actually be pretty funny.

04:05:51.000 Just like the video of Kramer's meltdown, but it's Spencer's audio. 0.99

04:05:57.000 Cosmo Kramer saying, My ancestors fucking enslaved those people. 0.96

04:06:05.000 Cosmo Kramer says, They see a face like mine looking down at them. 0.99

04:06:12.000 Elaine'd be like, chill.

04:06:17.000 Captain Sparkles.

04:06:18.000 That was like 2013, right?

04:06:20.000 What's Captain Sparkles?

04:06:22.000 I don't know.

04:06:25.000 Yeah, he was.

04:06:25.000 So he was the guy who made all those, you know, Minecraft songs.

04:06:29.000 You know, Fallen Kingdom.

04:06:31.000 He was like the biggest Minecraft streamer.

04:06:33.000 Yeah.

04:06:33.000 Is he running old whole gate?

04:06:38.000 Remember Yogg's cast?

04:06:40.000 Yeah, yeah, Yogg's cast.

04:06:43.000 It was like Louis.

04:06:43.000 What is that?

04:06:44.000 So it was Louis and Simon, and I think Simon was like autistic or something. 0.97

04:06:49.000 Like, unironically. 0.99

04:06:52.000 And then it was.

04:06:53.000 So then they had the, like, uh.

04:06:56.000 Digging the usual moments and stuff.

04:06:58.000 That was kind of cool.

04:07:01.000 Bent muscle has been infected.

04:07:03.000 I'm sacrificing you.

04:07:05.000 Hey Simon, welcome to the chat.

04:07:09.000 Hey, how's it going?

04:07:10.000 It's not a big guy.

04:07:12.000 Not much.

04:07:13.000 I stole a dragon earlier, but I totally forgot.

04:07:17.000 It's all good, man.

04:07:18.000 I was making the playlist and then I just put it back in.

04:07:21.000 Totally cozy.

04:07:23.000 That's what you get.

04:07:25.000 Patrick threw me off.

04:07:33.000 You playing Minecraft after this?

04:07:34.000 Yeah, yeah, bro.

04:07:37.000 Very nice.

04:07:37.000 Oh, that was rude.

04:07:39.000 Congrats on the thing, Simon.

04:07:43.000 I don't know.

04:07:44.000 On the thing.

04:07:46.000 Yeah, congrats on that thing, dude.

04:07:48.000 Yeah, the thing was cool.

04:07:50.000 Pretty epic.

04:07:51.000 Hey, thank you.

04:07:53.000 Congrats on the stream.

04:07:54.000 It's been going pretty nice so far.

04:07:57.000 Yeah, this stream is sort of like my day, dude.

04:08:00.000 Yeah.

04:08:00.000 It's like the same thing.

04:08:02.000 Yeah.

04:08:03.000 Yeah, it's on the same level, I'd say.

04:08:05.000 Thanks for saving me, dude.

04:08:06.000 You just saved me from all Colgate.

04:08:09.000 A little punishment and shredder, though.

04:08:12.000 A little white man on the perch on the building. 0.98

04:08:18.000 No! 0.89

04:08:19.000 These nuts.

04:08:20.000 This is what happens. 1.00

04:08:24.000 You keep trying to betray your white brother, and you're just taking us over. 0.93

04:08:34.000 Yeah, see? 0.99

04:08:36.000 Betrayed the human race.

04:08:39.000 He's laughing at Halo Gamer now.

04:08:41.000 Jaden is a race trader.

04:08:45.000 And, why'd you get this cool armor?

04:08:52.000 It gets worse and worse every year.

04:08:55.000 I'm looking at 2014 here.

04:08:57.000 Yo, thanks to the Ninjagini, General Tino Shea. 0.60

04:09:00.000 Much appreciated.

04:09:03.000 Ninjagini's driving around in chat.

04:09:07.000 That's an empty chat.

04:09:12.000 Not true.

04:09:15.000 You never know. 0.98

04:09:18.000 Kill Halo Gamer. 0.99

04:09:20.000 Do not kill Halo Gamer. 0.98

04:09:21.000 Have mercy. 0.89

04:09:25.000 I'm infected.

04:09:28.000 Sick. 0.97

04:09:29.000 Sick. 0.99

04:09:42.000 Shredder? 0.97

04:09:42.000 Who's that? 0.97

04:09:43.000 Shredder and old Colgate.

04:09:45.000 What's up, old Colgate?

04:09:47.000 Who's that now?

04:09:49.000 Who's what now?

04:09:50.000 Is that volatile?

04:09:52.000 Yo, let me get on top.

04:09:54.000 It's too quiet.

04:09:55.000 Let's stack.

04:09:56.000 What are these zombies?

04:09:59.000 Stack the gamers.

04:10:01.000 Stack the spots.

04:10:03.000 Jayden, can you jump with him on top of you?

04:10:07.000 Maybe.

04:10:07.000 I just fell off.

04:10:08.000 I was going to say you should jump and then I'll squeeze in between them.

04:10:16.000 Let's just not let's just keep our eyes open in case somebody sneak attacks.

04:10:21.000 Nobody would do that.

04:10:23.000 You are testing my Gandhi.

04:10:28.000 In the words of Kanye West.

04:10:34.000 Hey!

04:10:37.000 See, Volta, see again, the third time you try to knock me off of the same place and you end up dying.

04:10:44.000 By the same person, Halo Gamer, the elusive Halo Gamer.

04:10:50.000 Old Colgate.

04:10:52.000 With the headshot. 0.69

04:10:53.000 He's a sniper. 0.89

04:10:56.000 I'm just so far ahead. 0.99

04:10:57.000 I'm fine with dying.

04:10:59.000 Oh, this song's epic.

04:11:02.000 Cigarette Daydreams by Cage the Elephant.

04:11:06.000 Old Colgate.

04:11:07.000 Cage the Elephant's kind of basic.

04:11:09.000 I vibe.

04:11:10.000 That's what you get.

04:11:11.000 Your hubris was your downfall, Jaden.

04:11:13.000 I was behind you whispering in your ear. 0.99

04:11:17.000 Yeah, and then you died.

04:11:21.000 Glad you had. 0.69

04:11:22.000 Ah, hey, hey!

04:11:23.000 Oh, I thought you were just shooting me.

04:11:25.000 I thought you were kidding, and you were like, oh, it's Bill Colgate.

04:11:30.000 God!

04:11:31.000 It really do be your own N words, you know?

04:11:37.000 Is that Patrick up there?

04:11:41.000 No, that was Moon Treader.

04:11:46.000 Moon Treader.

04:11:54.000 We did it.

04:11:55.000 We did it, we won.

04:11:56.000 We did it.

04:11:59.000 I like this map.

04:12:00.000 It's probably my favorite.

04:12:02.000 Yeah.

04:12:03.000 This is a good infected map.

04:12:06.000 Oh!

04:12:07.000 Halo Gamer?

04:12:08.000 Really?

04:12:11.000 Halo Gamer is a good one.

04:12:12.000 Let's do this, Halo Gamer. 1.00

04:12:13.000 Let's annihilate these humans. 1.00

04:12:16.000 Uh oh, uh oh. 1.00

04:12:19.000 What was that about annihilating humans?

04:12:19.000 Oh, yeah?

04:12:21.000 Getting a little warmed up.

04:12:24.000 Infected identity movement.

04:12:29.000 This Halo match is gonna tear apart the entire movement.

04:12:33.000 AIM is now American Infection Movement.

04:12:36.000 Yeah, I think there's a big rift now in the movement.

04:12:42.000 People are taking sides between bent muscle and.

04:12:45.000 Ah, I don't know who saved me with anything.

04:12:47.000 Ah!

04:12:48.000 What's up, bro?

04:12:51.000 An underhanded tactic.

04:12:54.000 How much are you next, Jaden?

04:12:57.000 I dare you.

04:12:58.000 I dare you.

04:12:58.000 Uh oh.

04:12:59.000 Okay, I see Jaden.

04:13:01.000 Ah!

04:13:02.000 Oh!

04:13:03.000 How? 1.00

04:13:03.000 I literally killed you. 1.00

04:13:04.000 Yeah! 0.99

04:13:05.000 There we go, Jaden.

04:13:06.000 Alright, okay.

04:13:08.000 You did see me.

04:13:09.000 Jumped right into my trap.

04:13:11.000 I did.

04:13:13.000 Oh, is he the last guy standing?

04:13:19.000 Who is that?

04:13:20.000 Trevor? 1.00

04:13:21.000 Trevor's gotta die. 1.00

04:13:23.000 You have to die, Trevor. 1.00

04:13:32.000 Time to die. 1.00

04:13:36.000 That was a fail. 0.99

04:13:38.000 I did better though.

04:13:39.000 Nice tag, Jaden.

04:13:41.000 Is GAY a gaming player that I'm not familiar with?

04:13:46.000 Yeah, you can join if you want. 0.51

04:13:49.000 Good.

04:13:50.000 You have to penetrate, never mind.

04:13:54.000 Okay.

04:13:56.000 Brian Krasenstein says, Would be cool if you watched each year's YouTube rewind.

04:14:01.000 Nah, I don't think I will.

04:14:02.000 But thanks for the Ninja Gaming.

04:14:06.000 Alright, are you moving over?

04:14:08.000 Are you returning to Minecraft?

04:14:10.000 We're returning to Minecraft tradition here.

04:14:14.000 Alright. 1.00

04:14:15.000 This is the whites only part of the stream. 1.00

04:14:17.000 You guys can still hang in feces. 1.00

04:14:20.000 They're cutting. 0.83

04:14:21.000 If Europa is a bean, they just cut off the head and, like, the leg.

04:14:28.000 And leaving it behind.

04:14:30.000 Yeah, person.

04:14:31.000 They're leaving it.

04:14:32.000 Jaden'd be like a bean.

04:14:35.000 Jaden'd be like a human being.

04:14:37.000 Human being.

04:14:39.000 I'm a human being.

04:14:42.000 Bro.

04:14:42.000 I'm getting Hellbilly.

04:14:44.000 I'm getting Hellbilly. 0.59

04:14:47.000 Guys, the only League of Legends pro gamer who was trans prematurely died in his early 20s.

04:14:59.000 No! 0.64

04:15:00.000 Oh, yeah.

04:15:02.000 It's sad. 1.00

04:15:03.000 He got cheap HRT that he got from Asia.

04:15:07.000 I know he's from Burger King, bro. 0.97

04:15:10.000 How do I log out, bro?

04:15:10.000 Yeah.

04:15:12.000 Well, you know, back then they didn't have that.

04:15:14.000 Anyways, guys, good play with you.

04:15:17.000 I'll be back a little later, but I'll let you know.

04:15:20.000 Forgotten my past.

04:15:21.000 Alright, big guy.

04:15:22.000 Thanks for joining us.

04:15:24.000 Yeah, thanks, guys.

04:15:25.000 Where's he going?

04:15:27.000 Kind of sus character that I actually appreciate.

04:15:27.000 Kind of sus.

04:15:29.000 Yeah, he is.

04:15:30.000 He's a little sus.

04:15:31.000 I've always said that.

04:15:31.000 Definitely sus.

04:15:34.000 You're right, you're right.

04:15:36.000 He did always say that.

04:15:38.000 Yeah.

04:15:41.000 Alright, chat.

04:15:41.000 Who's giving me their Minecraft?

04:15:44.000 Thanks for the diamond granite.

04:15:45.000 Appreciate it.

04:15:50.000 Another.

04:15:51.000 Diamond from Brian Krasenstein.

04:15:52.000 He says, I tried.

04:15:53.000 LMAO.

04:15:54.000 Yeah.

04:15:55.000 You will try.

04:15:57.000 Alright, wait, who has a server? 0.99

04:16:01.000 Shit, who has a server? 0.99

04:16:02.000 Anyone have a server? 0.98

04:16:04.000 My, like, you know, channel, I guess, community as a whole has a server, so I don't know.

04:16:11.000 I guess the Folk Salad community.

04:16:13.000 Yes. 0.84

04:16:15.000 Wait, are we playing survival, or are we doing some, like, Halo zombies in Minecraft?

04:16:21.000 Or do you guys watch that?

04:16:23.000 Let me get a link.

04:16:24.000 For you guys, just in case.

04:16:26.000 Let's do survival.

04:16:29.000 I'm a creative type, so I'm not doing that for sure.

04:16:33.000 I really hate the rain.

04:16:36.000 I hate when it goes dark.

04:16:37.000 I just want to build.

04:16:40.000 We'll protect you.

04:16:42.000 No, you won't. 1.00

04:16:43.000 You'll fuck around. 1.00

04:16:44.000 I know how you can get it off. 1.00

04:16:49.000 Yeah, let's do creative.

04:16:50.000 That way we can build stuff.

04:16:52.000 Let's make a Greggs, lads.

04:16:54.000 A Greggs.

04:16:54.000 Oi, Greggs.

04:16:56.000 Oi!

04:16:57.000 It's Greggs!

04:16:58.000 A proper English breakfast!

04:17:02.000 Beans and toast!

04:17:04.000 Oi!

04:17:06.000 Beans!

04:17:08.000 Okay.

04:17:09.000 Alright, Kensney, hit us up with that direct connect link, big guy.

04:17:13.000 Yeah, yeah, alright, here it is.

04:17:16.000 So this is survival, though.

04:17:17.000 That's the only issue.

04:17:18.000 Bruh, do we have any creative servers?

04:17:21.000 Ooh, yay.

04:17:22.000 I'm gonna make a server real quick if you guys want. 0.75

04:17:25.000 Yay!

04:17:26.000 Yeah, let's play on this, and then once it's up, just let us know.

04:17:30.000 Alright, cool.

04:17:31.000 Depending on how long it'll take.

04:17:33.000 Yeah, how long is it going to take?

04:17:35.000 I'll let you guys know, but it should be like 5 10 minutes.

04:17:37.000 Aren't there like free servers you can play on?

04:17:40.000 No.

04:17:42.000 It's pretty hard.

04:17:42.000 I mean, you have to make your own server if you wanted to do that.

04:17:46.000 Okay.

04:17:47.000 Alright, well, uh.

04:17:50.000 I guess we'll play on this one for now.

04:17:51.000 Is this 1.15?

04:17:54.000 I think so, yeah.

04:17:59.000 Let's see.

04:18:00.000 Oh, I'm on 1.14 because I'm a real zoomer. 0.79

04:18:04.000 What the heck?

04:18:15.000 Connection refused.

04:18:17.000 Yo, Kensney, your link didn't work.

04:18:20.000 Yeah, I guess the owner of the server recently shut it down for some reason.

04:18:25.000 Wait, let me hit him up.

04:18:27.000 Alright, uh.

04:18:31.000 Isn't there an America First server?

04:18:33.000 It got shut down.

04:18:41.000 I think I might have one.

04:18:42.000 Let me check one second.

04:18:58.000 Wait a second.

04:18:59.000 I might be onto something here.

04:19:01.000 Yeah?

04:19:03.000 Yeah.

04:19:05.000 Yeah?

04:19:06.000 Yeah.

04:19:06.000 Jaden?

04:19:08.000 Oh, yeah.

04:19:09.000 Don't judge me.

04:19:11.000 My famous fudge.

04:19:15.000 Jaden's famous fudge.

04:19:18.000 Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

04:19:23.000 Yo!

04:19:24.000 Are we in?

04:19:26.000 Which one?

04:19:28.000 Java edition.

04:19:30.000 Someone, I got someone's account here.

04:19:32.000 Oh, nice.

04:19:35.000 Haha, I'm gonna change the password and steal it.

04:19:45.000 Okay, I don't know how to.

04:19:49.000 My brother has a server, but it's got like a few plugins on it.

04:19:54.000 Oh, BRB.

04:19:55.000 I mean, we can still do it though.

04:20:00.000 Why am I doing one with the controller?

04:20:03.000 Turn into tradition here.

04:20:06.000 Let me play with my controller.

04:20:08.000 I guess I can.

04:20:10.000 with game pad 1.00

04:20:40.000 no no Fucking autistic. 1.00

04:20:46.000 See what I was gonna make? 1.00

04:20:48.000 I was gonna make something naughty.

04:20:52.000 I was saying, no, no, bad optics.

04:20:59.000 I was just experimenting with the controls.

04:21:02.000 Easy, easy.

04:21:03.000 Easy, easy.

04:21:04.000 I'll auction off my spot in the server if someone wants to pay me.

04:21:10.000 Pretend it's me.

04:21:12.000 Pretend it's me.

04:21:14.000 They won't know since I'm on a random account.

04:21:17.000 I'll get you in big trouble if you do that.

04:21:18.000 This game's kinda loud.

04:21:23.000 Change the render distance.

04:21:25.000 Wait, what does this little O and slash mean in chat?

04:21:29.000 What's going on?

04:21:30.000 Oh, that's um.

04:21:31.000 They are waving at you.

04:21:32.000 Oh.

04:21:33.000 They're saying hi.

04:21:33.000 Hey.

04:21:35.000 Hey, fellas.

04:21:44.000 So, Joey Mull, what is your backstory?

04:21:48.000 You know my address?

04:21:50.000 Yes.

04:21:51.000 We will fight.

04:21:52.000 We will scar.

04:21:53.000 Alright, guys, I'm on Minecraft.

04:21:55.000 What do I do now?

04:21:57.000 We're waiting.

04:21:57.000 We're trying to get a server.

04:22:00.000 How's it going?

04:22:01.000 It's calling it right now.

04:22:02.000 Looks like it's coming along all right.

04:22:05.000 It's doing the installer right now.

04:22:07.000 It shouldn't be too much.

04:22:10.000 Yeah, if you're not playing on Quake Pro, you're not a real gamer.

04:22:15.000 I don't get it.

04:22:18.000 What should I have my field of view as?

04:22:21.000 I have mine on Quake Pro.

04:22:22.000 I don't get it.

04:22:24.000 What is the difference?

04:22:28.000 It's like way more.

04:22:30.000 Like, zoom it all the way in. 1.00

04:22:33.000 It's way more, idiot. 0.99

04:22:35.000 Thanks for clarifying. 1.00

04:22:37.000 Yeah.

04:22:37.000 Choose Quake Pro for way more.

04:22:39.000 Way more.

04:22:56.000 Did you already play Modern Warfare today?

04:22:59.000 No.

04:23:00.000 I'm waiting until the final hour for that.

04:23:04.000 Final hour, yeah, for 2019 Modern Warfare.

04:23:08.000 Yeah.

04:23:09.000 Let's see, so we're at so let's do how many more hours is this?

04:23:16.000 We got 7 to 8, 8 to 9, 9 to 10, 10 to 11, 11 to 12, 12 to 1.

04:23:29.000 So let's do Minecraft.

04:23:43.000 Who's making the server?

04:23:44.000 Simon making the server?

04:23:46.000 Yeah, he says downloading right now.

04:23:47.000 Okay, cool.

04:23:50.000 I got the server software installed.

04:23:52.000 I'm just trying to set it to creative and open up the port so you guys can connect.

04:23:57.000 Excellent.

04:24:00.000 We're playing creative.

04:24:02.000 If you guys want to, well, let's take a vote within the Discord.

04:24:05.000 Who wants creative?

04:24:06.000 Who wants survival?

04:24:07.000 I don't really care.

04:24:10.000 Dude, creative sounds kind of cringe.

04:24:13.000 Yeah, it's kind of fun, you know, fighting zombies.

04:24:18.000 Survival's pretty fun.

04:24:19.000 Jesse says survival.

04:24:22.000 Joey says creative, right?

04:24:25.000 Yeah, I don't even have the right client now.

04:24:27.000 I have a 114.3.

04:24:28.000 Where does everybody else land?

04:24:31.000 Can you die in creative?

04:24:33.000 No.

04:24:34.000 I don't know, I think survival.

04:24:34.000 No!

04:24:36.000 I mean, we're all just in creative, we're all just gonna be floating around.

04:24:41.000 Yeah, true.

04:24:42.000 Yeah, let's play survival.

04:24:43.000 Everyone in chat saying survival, so.

04:24:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:24:46.000 Is that a problem, man?

04:24:47.000 No, no.

04:24:49.000 It's already set to survival, so it works out better.

04:24:51.000 Nice.

04:24:54.000 Oh, I guess someone came up with a whole new server.

04:24:57.000 Alright, let's see.

04:25:00.000 Let's see.

04:25:02.000 Well.

04:25:05.000 I got a DM from Black Swan saying he already has a vanilla survival server up.

04:25:11.000 If you guys want to connect to that, yeah, what versions?

04:25:16.000 I'll ask him.

04:25:18.000 Let's see what this one is.

04:25:23.000 Um.

04:25:30.000 Who's this guy?

04:25:31.000 Yo.

04:25:38.000 Yeah, we're in the one that was posted in general.

04:25:46.000 Oh, yeah.

04:25:47.000 This one works, it seems like.

04:25:50.000 Alright, let's see.

04:25:53.000 Can't break trees.

04:25:55.000 Yeah, it's in general, I think.

04:25:58.000 Can you break trees?

04:25:59.000 Because I can't.

04:26:01.000 Yeah, I don't know.

04:26:02.000 Oh, we have to get away from spawn, that's why.

04:26:04.000 At least I think so.

04:26:06.000 Are we joining this server, the Kensney server?

04:26:09.000 Yeah, well, it's up, so.

04:26:11.000 Okay, cool.

04:26:16.000 I'm floating, okay, hey.

04:26:19.000 Who's SMD?

04:26:21.000 That's me, those were my initials.

04:26:25.000 Yeah.

04:26:26.000 That's funny.

04:26:27.000 Chad's me, Brian.

04:26:30.000 What is my name?

04:26:32.000 Somebody tell me my name.

04:26:32.000 What's my name?

04:26:34.000 You're Nick J. Fuentes.

04:26:35.000 You are Steve, you are Minecraft Steve right now.

04:26:41.000 I'm not actually Chilean, I am half Irish.

04:26:46.000 Am I the girl skin? 1.00

04:26:50.000 Kinsney.

04:26:51.000 Kinsney.

04:26:52.000 Am I the girl skin?

04:26:53.000 You are, you are.

04:26:54.000 You are a girl.

04:26:56.000 Okay, it is everyone's responsibility to bring me resources.

04:27:03.000 Alright, how do I look at my skin?

04:27:06.000 How do I go third person?

04:27:07.000 Jake Lloyd has the job of bearing children.

04:27:10.000 Press F5.

04:27:12.000 I will, uh, I am the key to the furtherance of our Minecraft civilization.

04:27:17.000 I'm some bear thing?

04:27:19.000 Let's start building a base.

04:27:21.000 Yeah.

04:27:21.000 I'm getting some stone.

04:27:25.000 I'm just gonna harvest all this stuff from this village.

04:27:28.000 I don't know if I wanna be allies with you guys.

04:27:30.000 Seem like.

04:27:31.000 It's been a long time.

04:27:32.000 I haven't played Minecraft in like months.

04:27:35.000 Seem like a lot of dead weight here.

04:27:36.000 Depends on the epic Joker skin.

04:27:39.000 Epic Joker endings.

04:27:41.000 This man.

04:27:42.000 Oh, you're gonna have to listen to me click.

04:27:48.000 It's gonna be really annoying.

04:27:50.000 How do I just instantly get stuff in my inventory from a chest? 0.99

04:27:54.000 Aw, shit. 0.94

04:27:56.000 Hold shift and then press on them. 1.00

04:27:58.000 Oh, fancy, fancy.

04:28:02.000 How do I open my inventory?

04:28:04.000 Press E.

04:28:07.000 This is just a tutorial.

04:28:08.000 Yeah, right.

04:28:11.000 Bruh, you already loaded that chest?

04:28:13.000 You better watch out, bro.

04:28:15.000 I'm in charge here.

04:28:17.000 Iron sword? 1.00

04:28:18.000 Gotta get your villager woman. 1.00

04:28:20.000 I got an iron sword? 1.00

04:28:22.000 Yeah, back up.

04:28:23.000 Back up, that's right.

04:28:28.000 Hit me again. 0.81

04:28:29.000 I dare you. 0.99

04:28:34.000 Compass. 1.00

04:28:37.000 I'm going to kill Brian4213. 1.00

04:28:40.000 It's going to happen. 1.00

04:28:41.000 Mark my words.

04:28:42.000 That's what happened.

04:28:43.000 You don't hit me and get away with it.

04:28:46.000 Is that Jaden?

04:28:47.000 Brian?

04:28:49.000 You hit me, bro.

04:28:50.000 Come here, Brian.

04:28:52.000 Why is Jaden going as Brian out there?

04:28:56.000 This is someone's.

04:28:57.000 Oh, hell yeah.

04:28:59.000 Who is Link?

04:29:00.000 It's Brian's account.

04:29:02.000 Who is Spotted Liar?

04:29:03.000 That's me.

04:29:05.000 How do I sprint?

04:29:08.000 You can't sprint.

04:29:09.000 Yeah, press W twice.

04:29:12.000 I was trying to do it twice.

04:29:13.000 How do you fasten the inventory up?

04:29:16.000 Yeah, you hold shift.

04:29:18.000 Shift.

04:29:21.000 How do you what?

04:29:22.000 I hate this song, but it's uh, but it is nostalgic. 0.89

04:29:27.000 Yo, get dead.

04:29:29.000 This is a two story house, Kenzie. 0.91

04:29:31.000 Can you believe this?

04:29:32.000 Yeah, I cannot believe it.

04:29:33.000 Where do I turn off the auto jump?

04:29:37.000 These villagers are getting advanced.

04:29:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:29:41.000 We have to kill them. 1.00

04:29:42.000 Alright, let's go make a house. 1.00

04:29:45.000 Gotta kill them all. 1.00

04:29:47.000 I have sticks. 1.00

04:29:48.000 That's all I have.

04:29:49.000 I was late to the looting game.

04:29:52.000 Ooh, there's a beehive over here.

04:29:55.000 What?

04:29:56.000 What are you doing? 1.00

04:29:57.000 I will kill this baby. 1.00

04:30:00.000 Come here, baby. 1.00

04:30:02.000 I'm killing you. 0.98

04:30:03.000 Yeah, I kind of run this server. 0.98

04:30:05.000 No big deal.

04:30:07.000 I am kind of an epic gamer, so.

04:30:09.000 Ah! 1.00

04:30:09.000 There's an iron golem and he's killing me. 1.00

04:30:11.000 I'm in charge. 1.00

04:30:12.000 I run this place.

04:30:14.000 Who wants to die?

04:30:16.000 Wait, no, I'm not.

04:30:16.000 Oh, I'm so far away.

04:30:20.000 Do not kill the baby or the giant.

04:30:22.000 Oh, a flower check?

04:30:28.000 Skip, it's from 2012?

04:30:30.000 Oh, yeah, we have to skip then.

04:30:35.000 I quit stealing my coal.

04:30:38.000 Lil Colgate, not old.

04:30:39.000 We got Lil Colgate here.

04:30:41.000 This is your rapper name?

04:30:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:30:45.000 You're in the female skin. 1.00

04:30:48.000 I don't know how to change it. 1.00

04:30:49.000 I've tried to change it like a hundred times, bro.

04:30:52.000 Lil Colgate.

04:30:53.000 Shout out to Ness for very quickly kind of setting this to the server impromptu.

04:30:59.000 He's currently mining, I guess.

04:31:02.000 Yeah, I'm very epic, Ness. 0.98

04:31:04.000 Are you gonna kill me again, bro? 0.99

04:31:05.000 Don't kill me, dude. 1.00

04:31:07.000 Don't tase me, bro! 1.00

04:31:08.000 PK Fire Nest?

04:31:11.000 Yeah, I don't know actually.

04:31:13.000 So if that's the case.

04:31:15.000 Are we gonna go down into this mine?

04:31:18.000 Yeah, I'm down here.

04:31:19.000 These are cool stuff.

04:31:21.000 Yeah, I'm mining it.

04:31:23.000 Mining it up.

04:31:24.000 I need a.

04:31:24.000 Bro, I need like something to make like pickaxes.

04:31:27.000 I'm swinging my pickaxe from side to side right now.

04:31:31.000 I was.

04:31:32.000 I tricked the Iron Golem into falling down there because he's trying to kill me.

04:31:35.000 Yeah, okay, Kenzie.

04:31:37.000 I was not trying to assassinate Jacob Lloyd.

04:31:40.000 That was not what was going on.

04:31:41.000 Do not kill Jacob Wood. 0.99

04:31:45.000 Kinsney's a problem. 1.00

04:31:46.000 I think we need to just exterminate him. 1.00

04:31:49.000 No. 1.00

04:31:50.000 Where is he?

04:31:52.000 He said no.

04:32:04.000 vibing with nesquick down here we're good friends yeah should i should i get nests on this server right now Depends, is he gonna give me some blocks right now?

04:32:20.000 I'm kind of stuck.

04:32:22.000 Yo, iron check?

04:32:25.000 Alright, who said that?

04:32:26.000 I can't let you steal the throne. 1.00

04:32:30.000 I need to kill you now. 1.00

04:32:42.000 I'm being targeted by Minecraft bees right now. 1.00

04:32:45.000 I see that, I see you slapping them. 1.00

04:32:50.000 Kill them. 1.00

04:32:58.000 No. 1.00

04:33:02.000 I'm too crucial to the philosophy of the movement.

04:33:07.000 You cannot kill me.

04:33:14.000 Where is everyone?

04:33:19.000 Where are the bees?

04:33:20.000 They're just leaving you alone?

04:33:21.000 Jaden McNeil, you cannot do it.

04:33:23.000 I am too important to the movement.

04:33:25.000 Without me, the whole movement goes down.

04:33:29.000 Like, there's some lava down there, and I think you need to get in it.

04:33:33.000 You're Nick Royals by Lord?

04:33:36.000 What?

04:33:37.000 Yeah, Lord is pretty good actually.

04:33:39.000 It's kind of embarrassing.

04:33:41.000 But I don't know if we listen to this song or not already.

04:33:43.000 Did somebody say my name, Jake?

04:33:47.000 Was that you?

04:33:49.000 No, I was gonna give you an iron sword.

04:33:51.000 I got iron for people.

04:33:54.000 Well, iron swords?

04:33:55.000 I don't know.

04:33:56.000 Those seem kind of dangerous.

04:33:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:33:59.000 You gotta arm yourself.

04:34:04.000 I say we do a total ban on iron swords.

04:34:10.000 Arm yourself, guys.

04:34:12.000 Says, yo, Sam Hyde, Ted Talk, check.

04:34:15.000 Thanks for the diamond.

04:34:16.000 I don't know.

04:34:16.000 No, I don't think I.

04:34:18.000 We're gaming right now, dude.

04:34:20.000 We've all.

04:34:21.000 I don't know why people want to see it.

04:34:22.000 We've all seen it.

04:34:24.000 Yeah.

04:34:25.000 And we all watch it all the time.

04:34:26.000 Yeah, it's like people with names like Sam Heidelberg or whatever.

04:34:31.000 It's like so creepy, you know what I mean?

04:34:33.000 It's like, bruh.

04:34:35.000 Hi, my name is Shomo Shacklestein.

04:34:38.000 Let's all watch that thing that we all like and we'll all laugh.

04:34:41.000 Like, I don't know.

04:34:45.000 I guess I wasn't watching that in 2013.

04:34:47.000 I was watching that in 2016.

04:34:49.000 Yo, night's coming.

04:34:51.000 Same thing.

04:34:55.000 Unless it's like 20 minutes.

04:34:58.000 Oh, yeah.

04:35:02.000 You're gonna hit my bells?

04:35:04.000 I am. 1.00

04:35:05.000 I'm going to assassinate Brian. 0.99

04:35:07.000 It's going to happen. 0.92

04:35:09.000 Back up, bro.

04:35:10.000 Get out of here.

04:35:15.000 Make follow me, dude. 0.97

04:35:16.000 Has a wood sword and he's hitting me.

04:35:22.000 Oh, torches on the ground. 1.00

04:35:32.000 I'm looking to kill Brian. 0.99

04:35:36.000 Back up, he's beating me with seeds. 1.00

04:35:43.000 I'm sick of it.

04:35:44.000 I'm sick of being bullied here.

04:35:45.000 I'm leaving.

04:35:46.000 Yeah, okay.

04:35:48.000 Oh no!

04:35:55.000 There's like no food.

04:36:05.000 Unless This this troglodyte Nicholas Fuentes has been staring at a lamppost for the past 30 minutes.

04:36:19.000 I'm expecting it bro Almost there.

04:36:37.000 I'm in the harvesting phase.

04:36:42.000 Oh! 1.00

04:36:43.000 Shit. 1.00

04:36:47.000 Did you take all the wheat, Nick? 1.00

04:36:51.000 Wait, how do I access my inventory here?

04:36:56.000 Ah, I'm dead.

04:37:03.000 Remember this Macklemore song?

04:37:04.000 This Macklemore song is kind of based.

04:37:06.000 Which one?

04:37:07.000 Downtown? 1.00

04:37:07.000 All the stupid whiffs. 1.00

04:37:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

04:37:12.000 I mean, same love by Macklemore.

04:37:16.000 Yeah, that's so hard right now.

04:37:18.000 This is so inspiring.

04:37:21.000 Same love.

04:37:23.000 Yeah, same circle of hell.

04:37:25.000 Yeah, more like same love, more like same circle of hell.

04:37:35.000 I got some iron if anyone needs a sword.

04:37:38.000 That'd be epic.

04:37:39.000 Alright, where are you at?

04:37:41.000 I'm by the bell.

04:37:42.000 Alright, I'm coming.

04:37:44.000 Here, let me make you a sword.

04:37:48.000 Come up to the blacksmith.

04:37:50.000 Okay.

04:37:51.000 I'll make like three.

04:37:58.000 Alright, here you go.

04:38:01.000 Harvesting phase here.

04:38:02.000 Thank you.

04:38:04.000 Now we're getting somewhere.

04:38:06.000 Yo!

04:38:11.000 Ah!

04:38:15.000 I need some food.

04:38:16.000 Does anyone have food?

04:38:18.000 No. 1.00

04:38:20.000 I had some bread, but the iron golem stole it. 0.99

04:38:25.000 I have some bread, but you can't have it. 0.92

04:38:28.000 I'll trade you a sword.

04:38:30.000 Hmm, okay. 0.88

04:38:33.000 Ah, creeper.

04:38:36.000 Aw, man.

04:38:39.000 Almost got me.

04:38:43.000 But I survived.

04:38:46.000 Ah! 0.99

04:38:49.000 Shit, dude, there's like a huge hole in the middle of the yeah. 1.00

04:38:57.000 Iron in there. 0.98

04:39:03.000 Hey, thanks.

04:39:08.000 There's a big ravine over here we can explore later.

04:39:16.000 It was just underground.

04:39:20.000 Killing younglings.

04:39:23.000 I saw Anakin. 1.00

04:39:25.000 Killing younglings. 1.00

04:39:28.000 Bro, quit swiping me, dude. 1.00

04:39:34.000 Ah! 1.00

04:39:36.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

04:39:37.000 I'm glad you died, bro. 1.00

04:39:39.000 Yeah, Brian is one which he richly deserved. 0.98

04:39:42.000 Yeah, very, very intensely deserved.

04:39:46.000 Dude, you think you're cool or something?

04:39:50.000 Hey, back off.

04:39:51.000 You think you're cool with all your iron? 1.00

04:39:53.000 It's kinda gay, dude. 1.00

04:39:56.000 I like when the one guy goes, Master Skywalker, what are we going to do? 1.00

04:40:06.000 Yeah, that movie is actually so good because I'm not really super into like.

04:40:12.000 Hey, stop!

04:40:15.000 Number three is right.

04:40:15.000 It was.

04:40:23.000 Free fish for everyone.

04:40:26.000 Tried to kill me.

04:40:29.000 Free fish for everyone in the furnaces.

04:40:43.000 Did you lie to me, Brian?

04:40:52.000 That guy's all decked out in iron. 1.00

04:40:54.000 I think we need to murder him. 1.00

04:40:57.000 Hey. 1.00

04:40:58.000 I offered you an iron sword.

04:41:00.000 We got a little insurrection happening in chat.

04:41:02.000 I had to mute a bunch of people.

04:41:05.000 What were they saying?

04:41:05.000 Why?

04:41:06.000 People just being obnoxious.

04:41:08.000 Had to go.

04:41:10.000 Had to go.

04:41:11.000 Bye bye.

04:41:13.000 Oh, this guy's got to go now.

04:41:15.000 Yeah, I've been waiting for an excuse to ban that guy.

04:41:18.000 Bye.

04:41:21.000 Where's Brian?

04:41:22.000 Where is Brian? 1.00

04:41:23.000 I'm going to kill you. 1.00

04:41:29.000 Brian. 1.00

04:41:30.000 Brian's causing some trouble.

04:41:32.000 Let's have a conversation.

04:41:32.000 Come here, Brian.

04:41:34.000 Here, Nick.

04:41:39.000 Do you need a sword?

04:41:41.000 No, I got one.

04:41:52.000 A potato.

04:42:05.000 Wait, I forgot to take off my armor. 1.00

04:42:07.000 Damn it. 0.99

04:42:09.000 I'm naked now. 1.00

04:42:10.000 I lost it.

04:42:15.000 Master Skywalker?

04:42:18.000 What are we going to do? 0.98

04:42:20.000 And then he just kills him off.

04:42:27.000 From my point of view, I like when Padman says, You're going down a path I cannot follow. 1.00

04:42:36.000 You brought him here to kill me! 0.88

04:42:38.000 WOLL I TAKE IT FROM ME?! 1.00

04:42:48.000 I see through the lies of the Jedi. 1.00

04:42:52.000 From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

04:42:57.000 I forget what he says, but Obi Wan says, You have done that yourself!

04:43:03.000 You will try!

04:43:05.000 You will try!

04:43:10.000 So happy.

04:43:16.000 I love that movie so much.

04:43:17.000 So good.

04:43:21.000 I hate sand.

04:43:23.000 Your anger and lust for power have already done that.

04:43:28.000 You.

04:43:29.000 That whole sequence, though, the whole Mustafar scene is just pure genial.

04:43:35.000 Yeah, he just, like, you know, burns to death at the end.

04:43:38.000 Yeah, that was a little graphic for me at the time.

04:43:40.000 I was like, yeah, seriously.

04:43:50.000 You will try.

04:43:53.000 I have the high ground.

04:43:56.000 It's over.

04:43:57.000 Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

04:43:59.000 I will do what I must.

04:44:02.000 You will try.

04:44:04.000 Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!

04:44:08.000 Wait, was this on Taos?

04:44:14.000 Is that a youngling?

04:44:17.000 Hello there.

04:44:21.000 Me, when I see a youngling, draws an iron sword. 0.51

04:44:35.000 All right, it's diamond time. 1.00

04:44:37.000 Oh, brah, this fucking guy. 1.00

04:44:49.000 No, I can't. 1.00

04:44:50.000 I can't play this game. 1.00

04:44:51.000 I suck. 1.00

04:44:52.000 I suck at the game, dude. 1.00

04:44:54.000 You literally just came up by me and hit me. 1.00

04:44:57.000 No, I can't.

04:44:58.000 Now I can go to play.

04:45:02.000 You will try.

04:45:05.000 Follow me into the desert. 1.00

04:45:06.000 Don't make me kill you. 1.00

04:45:10.000 Come on, you're slow. 1.00

04:45:12.000 It's over, Brian.

04:45:13.000 I heard.

04:45:14.000 Where's Brian?

04:45:16.000 Yeah, let's chasing him.

04:45:18.000 Let's get him. 0.99

04:45:19.000 We will end the life of Brian. 1.00

04:45:22.000 Oh shit. 1.00

04:45:24.000 Dude, to me, Monty Python is like, oh, yeah, fuck Monty Python. 1.00

04:45:31.000 So, yeah. 1.00

04:45:32.000 Come here.

04:45:33.000 It's like literally these, like, I don't get how anyone found that humorous, you know what I mean?

04:45:40.000 Yes, it's a mute.

04:45:40.000 It's a mute.

04:45:42.000 Boy, we're being silly. 0.99

04:45:43.000 We're being so silly right now. 1.00

04:45:46.000 It's like, shut up, idiot. 1.00

04:45:47.000 Silly British people. 1.00

04:45:49.000 Shut up, bitch. 1.00

04:45:50.000 America. 1.00

04:45:52.000 So true.

04:45:53.000 Ah, Enderman. 0.53

04:45:55.000 Alright, let's build a house.

04:45:57.000 Yeah, let's build the community house.

04:46:00.000 Dude, I like not.

04:46:02.000 Let's not build it in the desert, though.

04:46:04.000 Yeah, let's go to the forest.

04:46:06.000 Where are you guys?

04:46:08.000 We can go to the savannah.

04:46:09.000 Here, follow me.

04:46:10.000 Everybody likes Monty Python as like a cringe boomer, like Neo boomer.

04:46:16.000 Well, yeah, because it's like everyone likes it because other people say that it's good, basically.

04:46:21.000 Yeah, well, it's like so ancient.

04:46:23.000 It's like the only people that used to like that were kids that didn't have cable.

04:46:26.000 They didn't know it.

04:46:27.000 Yeah, seriously.

04:46:29.000 People were like, they would do references and the parents would understand them. 1.00

04:46:34.000 It's like, oh, congratulations, Fag. 1.00

04:46:36.000 You got all the parents laughing. 1.00

04:46:38.000 Bro, the whole squad's parents are laughing right now.

04:46:45.000 Where is everyone?

04:46:46.000 I am all alone.

04:46:48.000 We're in the desert.

04:46:50.000 Where are you? 1.00

04:46:52.000 Alone traveler.

04:46:53.000 What's your name?

04:46:54.000 Nick was about to get messed up.

04:46:56.000 I'm in a caravan right now. 1.00

04:47:00.000 Sheep caravan. 1.00

04:47:01.000 Do you want to come over here?

04:47:02.000 Yeah, I'm a little.

04:47:06.000 Remember Dumb Ways to Die?

04:47:11.000 That was kind of interesting.

04:47:12.000 Dumb Ways to Die.

04:47:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

04:47:18.000 That was one that was funny to be random, I guess.

04:47:22.000 Yeah.

04:47:23.000 Stop! 0.99

04:47:23.000 Oh! 0.99

04:47:24.000 Hitting me!

04:47:26.000 Is that Kensney?

04:47:28.000 No, that was Brian.

04:47:30.000 Uh, yeah, I think it was you, Kenzie.

04:47:32.000 No, it was not.

04:47:33.000 It was none.

04:47:33.000 I was like, I need three.

04:47:36.000 One more person hits it.

04:47:38.000 Hello, brothers.

04:47:40.000 Kenzie, not very cool, bro. 0.99

04:47:42.000 I'm going to kill Brian. 0.94

04:47:44.000 We got Monty Python defenders in chat. 1.00

04:47:46.000 I will literally die on that hill if fuck Monty Python. 1.00

04:47:49.000 Not funny. 1.00

04:47:50.000 Clinge.

04:47:51.000 I like this.

04:47:51.000 Yeah, seriously.

04:47:52.000 Oh, wow.

04:47:53.000 Not very cool, guys.

04:47:54.000 Not very cool.

04:47:55.000 Give me some of his stuff.

04:47:58.000 Alright, here you go.

04:47:59.000 Okay, take my woodstone.

04:48:01.000 Thank you.

04:48:02.000 I have stolen Brian's dirt.

04:48:04.000 Well, you can't teleport me.

04:48:05.000 That's not very survival like. 0.99

04:48:07.000 Well, we killed you, so. 0.97

04:48:08.000 This is not Christ like. 1.00

04:48:10.000 We brought you back.

04:48:12.000 Jaden, you're not being very Christ like.

04:48:16.000 Alright, into the deep forest.

04:48:20.000 I will literally ban Monty Python defenders from the chat.

04:48:24.000 I don't want to hear it. 0.99

04:48:25.000 I don't want to hear about your dumbass British comedy. 0.99

04:48:28.000 Yeah, seriously. 0.99

04:48:31.000 What do they say in Monty Python?

04:48:32.000 And now for something completely different.

04:48:34.000 And everybody always quotes that.

04:48:35.000 It's like literally.

04:48:37.000 Dude, I don't know.

04:48:38.000 I can't say it because the guy plays.

04:48:40.000 But, uh, you know.

04:48:41.000 Seriously.

04:48:42.000 Harm yourself.

04:48:44.000 I don't know if you like that.

04:48:48.000 Now for something completely different. 0.97

04:48:49.000 Boy, now for something completely silly. 1.00

04:48:52.000 Shut up, idiot. 1.00

04:48:54.000 Shut up, retard. 1.00

04:48:55.000 Dumb idiot. 1.00

04:48:58.000 Have the British ever made anything good? 1.00

04:49:00.000 No. 0.87

04:49:01.000 Well, I mean, that's like kind of the thing where it's like I am 15 years old, right?

04:49:07.000 And I am like already.

04:49:08.000 I have like already exceeded Monty Python's comedic footprint, basically, already.

04:49:14.000 So true. 1.00

04:49:15.000 Folk salad funnier than Monty Python.

04:49:17.000 Exactly, exactly.

04:49:18.000 And like, I genuinely believe.

04:49:23.000 My actual impact comedically through, like, you know, people trying to copy is already more than Monty Python, you know what I mean?

04:49:32.000 Completely agree.

04:49:34.000 Completely agree, because I just, it just bothers me that people like their little show.

04:49:40.000 Exactly.

04:49:41.000 No, I will not let you enjoy your little show. 1.00

04:49:43.000 I will not let you enjoy your silly British show. 0.99

04:49:46.000 Oi, funny, we're about to be funny. 0.99

04:49:49.000 No, you're not.

04:49:50.000 This is why we can't have nice things. 1.00

04:49:51.000 You're about to be a cringe bitch. 1.00

04:49:56.000 Why are we building a who's building the dirt house? 1.00

04:49:59.000 It's 2015 or 2014?

04:50:02.000 No, it's 2014.

04:50:03.000 2014.

04:50:04.000 Alright, well, I'm gonna build a castle.

04:50:08.000 Here we are, 2014.

04:50:10.000 Let's, uh, let me change out.

04:50:13.000 I'm about to die. 0.98

04:50:13.000 Dude, don't kill me. 0.98

04:50:15.000 Anybody have any food?

04:50:17.000 Yeah, I got food now. 0.99

04:50:21.000 Here, eat this rotten flesh.

04:50:24.000 2014, the year of my birth.

04:50:27.000 Munch on that.

04:50:29.000 Munch it up.

04:50:30.000 Munch on that.

04:50:32.000 But then don't move.

04:50:34.000 Yeah, don't move.

04:50:36.000 Wait until the effects go away.

04:50:39.000 Alright, let's switch over to our 2014 playlist, 2014 hits.

04:50:43.000 Let's hear.

04:50:55.000 Wait, 2015.

04:50:56.000 2014, bro.

04:50:58.000 Oh, do Force Hills Drive.

04:51:02.000 J. Cole.

04:51:03.000 Dude, fuck J. Cole. 1.00

04:51:09.000 Turned down for a while. 1.00

04:51:10.000 The Rasper Shack.

04:51:12.000 I hate that song so much.

04:51:13.000 Alright, let's see.

04:51:14.000 Top 10 everything of 2014.

04:51:18.000 Best movies.

04:51:19.000 Don't use the Times one. 0.99

04:51:21.000 That one sucks. 0.97

04:51:22.000 We've got Grand Budapest Hotel, Boyhood, Lego movie. 0.98

04:51:29.000 Yeah, that was actually pretty good, actually.

04:51:31.000 Lego movie.

04:51:32.000 Yo, Nightcrawler was 2014.

04:51:35.000 Nightcrawler is very epic.

04:51:39.000 And Birdman, which I did not see.

04:51:43.000 Best gadgets.

04:51:44.000 Let's see.

04:51:47.000 Apple Watch.

04:51:50.000 Oculus Rift.

04:51:52.000 iPhone 6 Plus.

04:51:56.000 Ring Video Doorbell.

04:51:59.000 Oh, that's what Ben Shapiro felt.

04:52:00.000 Let's see.

04:52:02.000 Best songs.

04:52:05.000 I don't know any of these songs.

04:52:07.000 Kinsey, don't hit me.

04:52:08.000 Don't hit me.

04:52:09.000 You might accidentally hit Nick.

04:52:10.000 Don't hit me. 1.00

04:52:11.000 I'm going to kill Brian. 1.00

04:52:13.000 It's going to happen. 1.00

04:52:14.000 I literally don't know any of these chandeliers.

04:52:18.000 Don't hit me.

04:52:21.000 Don't hit me. 0.99

04:52:22.000 Are you all just getting like game bangers? 1.00

04:52:25.000 Aw shit. 1.00

04:52:26.000 2013 was Yeezus. 1.00

04:52:27.000 We missed Yeezus.

04:52:30.000 That was really good.

04:52:32.000 I'll play some Yeezus right now just because.

04:52:34.000 Just out of Kaido.

04:52:41.000 Well, favorite Kanye album, I would say it would be T-Lop or, you know, College Dropout.

04:52:48.000 For me, at least.

04:52:49.000 Yeah, not Graduation.

04:52:51.000 You know, I've only listened to, like, to, like, uh, was it Good Morning from Graduation?

04:52:59.000 Bruh, what?

04:53:01.000 You gotta listen to the rest, dude.

04:53:03.000 It's the best.

04:53:03.000 Yeah, I will, I will.

04:53:05.000 Let's see, Top 10 Viral Videos.

04:53:08.000 From 2014. 0.99

04:53:13.000 All these suck. 1.00

04:53:14.000 Oh, Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns. 1.00

04:53:17.000 You remember that?

04:53:18.000 Yeah, that was a hilarious episode of my favorite show, Between Two Ferns.

04:53:24.000 I am going to laugh.

04:53:26.000 At least I will go down as a president.

04:53:28.000 That was mean tweets, though.

04:53:33.000 John Oliver.

04:53:34.000 Remember John Oliver?

04:53:36.000 Yeah, John Oliver.

04:53:39.000 I like the Sam Hyde video when he's shooting the guns and he's like, John Oliver. 1.00

04:53:43.000 Yeah, these all suck. 0.95

04:53:50.000 How about 2014? 0.98

04:53:52.000 Alright, where's everyone at?

04:53:52.000 Let's see.

04:53:54.000 Where's everyone at?

04:53:55.000 Hold on.

04:53:56.000 Just vibing.

04:53:58.000 I was murdered.

04:53:59.000 Where are we at in relation to the village?

04:54:03.000 Earthstone was 2014, Mario Kart 8.

04:54:08.000 We're east of the village.

04:54:10.000 These are all like indie games.

04:54:11.000 Okay, let me pull up my map.

04:54:12.000 Oh, wait.

04:54:13.000 Don't have one.

04:54:14.000 Press F3.

04:54:18.000 Oh, okay.

04:54:18.000 So, all this text.

04:54:22.000 Just gotta look for it.

04:54:24.000 Alright, let's see. 1.00

04:54:25.000 Oh, shit. 0.98

04:54:25.000 24. 0.98

04:54:26.000 I don't have my, um window open.

04:54:30.000 What are the coordinates?

04:54:34.000 I'm at 540.

04:54:36.000 Oh, Destiny was 2014.

04:54:42.000 Destiny is my hero.

04:54:43.000 Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo Wii U. Far Cry 4, Dark Souls 2.

04:54:49.000 Kind of a dumb year. 0.95

04:54:54.000 Was this 2014? 0.98

04:54:56.000 Yeah.

04:54:58.000 This is what happens.

04:55:00.000 Yeah, I like how Kenton was saying.

04:55:02.000 Slay me!

04:55:02.000 Everything.

04:55:03.000 Hey, hey, hey, Jaden, chill, bro.

04:55:05.000 Chill.

04:55:06.000 What was I saying?

04:55:07.000 Chill, chill.

04:55:09.000 Be cool, bro.

04:55:10.000 Be cool, bro.

04:55:11.000 What happens when you slay me? 0.99

04:55:13.000 You get slain, bro. 0.99

04:55:16.000 Who else wants to mess with me?

04:55:18.000 Alex from Target, handsome mugshot guy, Force Awakens lightsaber, awkward seal.

04:55:24.000 Awkward seal.

04:55:27.000 So much yes.

04:55:28.000 Alex Oscar selfie.

04:55:31.000 This could be us, but you're playing.

04:55:36.000 But that's none of my business.

04:55:38.000 Those are the best memes of 2014.

04:55:41.000 Kensney a minute ago was saying everything was from 2014.

04:55:44.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.97

04:55:45.000 Everything sucked. 0.89

04:55:46.000 Oh, I think that was 2014. 0.97

04:55:47.000 No.

04:55:47.000 No, that was actually my birthday.

04:55:51.000 2014.

04:55:53.000 The year.

04:55:53.000 I don't know.

04:55:56.000 Now I have no food.

04:55:57.000 How do I teleport myself?

04:55:59.000 Oh, you don't.

04:56:00.000 You find your way back like that.

04:56:03.000 It's east.

04:56:04.000 It's east of the village. 0.99

04:56:07.000 Hit F3. 1.00

04:56:10.000 Bitch. 1.00

04:56:15.000 I'm getting tired, man. 1.00

04:56:16.000 I'm hitting the wall.

04:56:18.000 Yeah, me too.

04:56:18.000 And we're like halfway through.

04:56:20.000 Getting hungry mode.

04:56:22.000 Yeah, I need to go get food. 0.94

04:56:24.000 Wife just brought me a platter of tendies.

04:56:27.000 Bruh.

04:56:27.000 I'm gonna bring me a plate of tendies.

04:56:32.000 Yep.

04:56:33.000 Shop is.

04:56:34.000 Ah!

04:56:34.000 I'm just going.

04:56:37.000 Well, how have I not healed at all?

04:56:40.000 You need to fully top up your hunger bar.

04:56:43.000 I was topped up, bro.

04:56:44.000 I was topped to the max.

04:56:48.000 Here, take some apples.

04:56:49.000 Yeah, someone's growing a cabbage or something.

04:56:53.000 Where is the compass?

04:56:56.000 Press F3.

04:56:58.000 Thank God for the cabbage grower. 1.00

04:57:00.000 Fuck! 1.00

04:57:01.000 I'm dead! 1.00

04:57:03.000 Yeah, that's what you get, Jaden.

04:57:06.000 Here's like the thing. 1.00

04:57:08.000 Tradcath girls do not exist just by the nature of it. 0.98

04:57:11.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

04:57:12.000 Just by the nature of the term tradcath.

04:57:15.000 You know what I mean?

04:57:15.000 They don't exist.

04:57:17.000 Ever. 1.00

04:57:17.000 Women. 1.00

04:57:18.000 And I'm dead again. 0.99

04:57:20.000 And like, most times it turns out they aren't even girls, so it's like. 1.00

04:57:27.000 That's an improvement. 0.96

04:57:27.000 Yeah, wink winks. 0.96

04:57:29.000 Yeah, something happens.

04:57:30.000 Simon, can you confirm?

04:57:36.000 I can't confirm.

04:57:37.000 No, I can't.

04:57:38.000 I cannot confirm it or not. 1.00

04:57:41.000 Whether woman or not.

04:57:42.000 I want to be kicked out of the movement. 0.91

04:57:48.000 What, you like Lil Jesus or something?

04:57:51.000 Yeah, I stand. 0.96

04:57:54.000 Lil Jesus be like, pederasty is ideal.

04:58:00.000 That dude is so short.

04:58:01.000 I don't know if you guys really like him.

04:58:05.000 He was with us the whole time.

04:58:06.000 Oh, be cool, be cool.

04:58:08.000 Simon, six foot six giant, be like, everyone is short.

04:58:14.000 I actually don't think that.

04:58:15.000 The funny thing is, because I'm usually above everyone's heads, I don't notice who's short and not, but like, he just, you know?

04:58:21.000 Yeah, he was kind of short.

04:58:26.000 Yeah, me and you, Simon, we're the trees, the redwood trees.

04:58:29.000 It's true.

04:58:30.000 It's true.

04:58:31.000 Like, at GLS, everybody, yeah, everyone was looking up to us.

04:58:36.000 Yes, quite literally.

04:58:39.000 They have to crane their necks upward.

04:58:43.000 They look up, they see a face that looks like mine.

04:58:45.000 What's the Richard Spencer face?

04:58:46.000 Yeah, a face like mine looking down on them.

04:58:51.000 I'm going green top mode.

04:58:56.000 Where is the compass on F3 mode?

04:58:59.000 It's like right in the middle of the text on the left.

04:59:01.000 You'll find it.

04:59:03.000 That's what they told me.

04:59:05.000 Be cool, Brian.

04:59:06.000 You're so. 1.00

04:59:07.000 You're an abortion. 0.99

04:59:09.000 Brian's like my alter ego. 1.00

04:59:12.000 Alien.

04:59:13.000 You don't want Brian to come out.

04:59:15.000 It's a whole new person.

04:59:17.000 Facing toward east.

04:59:18.000 Okay, I understand now.

04:59:21.000 This is gonna be my little house.

04:59:24.000 Where is it? 0.98

04:59:25.000 I must burn.

04:59:26.000 You can't burn a green top.

04:59:29.000 You can't burn dirt.

04:59:30.000 You can't burn dirt.

04:59:40.000 I haven't played Minecraft in so long.

04:59:44.000 I'm gonna need to drink that monster soon.

04:59:53.000 I gotta make some content today.

04:59:57.000 Emergency monster.

04:59:59.000 37. 1.00

05:00:11.000 And bitch, I'm back at my coma. 1.00

05:00:21.000 Ow. 1.00

05:00:25.000 I have found.

05:00:27.000 Yeah, I ran off after I murdered you, and I don't know where.

05:00:31.000 You don't know where you are?

05:00:32.000 Yeah, I have no idea.

05:00:35.000 Get out!

05:00:38.000 This is my kingdom, my chamber.

05:00:38.000 Get out!

05:00:43.000 The Chamber of Secrets.

05:00:45.000 Nobody will be allowed inside.

05:00:53.000 Kanye disrespect in chat?

05:00:55.000 Okay.

05:00:56.000 Kanye is a good LOL.

05:00:57.000 Sorry.

05:00:57.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

05:00:58.000 You're muted.

05:00:59.000 That poor mistake.

05:01:07.000 Big mistake.

05:01:08.000 You made a big mistake saying that.

05:01:10.000 Mm hmm.

05:01:13.000 My render distance is like 50 blocks, so.

05:01:16.000 Whoa.

05:01:19.000 I'm never gonna find you. 0.87

05:01:20.000 I have to go reclaim the monster.

05:01:25.000 What were the coordinates again? 1.00

05:01:27.000 I found a sand village.

05:01:29.000 340, 70, and 11. 0.99

05:01:31.000 So 2014 was Ferguson, it was the missing Malaysian. 0.99

05:01:35.000 That's a great highlight of 2014. 1.00

05:01:37.000 Ebola, ISIS.

05:01:39.000 You said it's 340X?

05:01:42.000 Yeah.

05:01:43.000 I'm at 700.

05:01:46.000 Bruh.

05:01:47.000 AOS Ice Bucket Challenge.

05:01:50.000 That was the highlight of the decade.

05:01:54.000 Putting water on your head for Stephen Hawking.

05:01:59.000 Can't relate.

05:02:00.000 I never did the Ice Bucket Challenge.

05:02:02.000 Yeah.

05:02:03.000 Because I know a lot of schools pushed it too.

05:02:07.000 But it was just a very cheap thing, you know what I mean? 1.00

05:02:12.000 Yeah, very dumb. 1.00

05:02:18.000 I mean, I guess. 1.00

05:02:19.000 And it's like, ALS is like very rare.

05:02:21.000 It's like, it's not like a, you know, thing where a lot of people have it.

05:02:28.000 It's like, literally 12 people have ALS or something.

05:02:31.000 It's not like American Sign Language or whatever.

05:02:36.000 There's an ALS.

05:02:38.000 Oh, okay.

05:02:39.000 I was supposed to say there was an ALS club at my school.

05:02:43.000 It was the iceberg, it was from.

05:02:46.000 ALS club, yeah.

05:02:49.000 Stephen Hawking Club.

05:02:52.000 I don't remember.

05:02:53.000 I don't know what I was gonna say.

05:02:55.000 We all get together and just sit there.

05:02:59.000 Oh, jeez.

05:03:00.000 Sitting down, Club.

05:03:04.000 Sits down like a boss.

05:03:08.000 Quiet game.

05:03:10.000 Okay, it was 340.

05:03:11.000 340 on the X axis?

05:03:13.000 Yeah.

05:03:15.000 Alright, now we gotta find some good songs in 2020.

05:03:17.000 What about the Y?

05:03:19.000 Y is 160.

05:03:22.000 Sixty. 1.00

05:03:38.000 Let's get some more Kesha going.

05:04:16.000 Yeah, I'm going to go monster mode.

05:04:19.000 I'll be RB.

05:04:19.000 Give me like one minute.

05:04:26.000 Returned.

05:04:28.000 I'm back.

05:04:29.000 You guys better be scared.

05:04:33.000 I'm getting close.

05:04:36.000 Jayden, Jayden, Jayden.

05:04:38.000 Oh my gosh.

05:04:40.000 Are you scared?

05:04:42.000 He blew up.

05:04:43.000 He blew something up. 0.77

05:04:50.000 I'm going to assassinate Jaden McNeil and no one can stop me. 0.72

05:04:58.000 He's Brian. 0.61

05:05:00.000 It's me, Brian.

05:05:02.000 This is really weird because it really does feel like, you know, 5,000 people are watching this, you know what I mean?

05:05:09.000 Yeah, I kind of forget.

05:05:11.000 I'm just schmooting, bro.

05:05:43.000 Once I figure out how to work coordinates, I'll be there.

05:05:48.000 You won't get here.

05:05:51.000 I'll teleport you away a million miles away.

05:05:56.000 That'd be funny.

05:05:58.000 Also, that would be against the rules, so you can't do that.

05:06:02.000 The rules?

05:06:04.000 You'd be like, oh, you have to follow the rules.

05:06:04.000 Yeah.

05:06:08.000 Okay, I'm back.

05:06:12.000 Imagine being that scared of me that you have to teleport me away.

05:06:17.000 Which monster are you getting? 1.00

05:06:19.000 White or. 0.99

05:06:20.000 Dude, you even have to ask? 0.92

05:06:21.000 White, of course.

05:06:24.000 What do you believe, like, white is better than the other colors? 0.99

05:06:27.000 Uh, no.

05:06:31.000 I just think that white should have its own space in the refrigerator.

05:06:36.000 Jaden, be cool, bro.

05:06:39.000 I just want white to exist, that's all. 1.00

05:06:41.000 I just. 0.88

05:06:42.000 What are you talking about, be cool?

05:06:46.000 Find them near you.

05:06:48.000 Jaden, you don't like mix your monsters together? 1.00

05:06:54.000 No, I just like white. 1.00

05:06:56.000 I don't mind that orange exists.

05:06:58.000 I just don't want it in my fridge.

05:07:04.000 That's all.

05:07:05.000 And I won't drink it.

05:07:07.000 You can drink it, but it's not for me.

05:07:09.000 I only drink white.

05:07:11.000 And there's only white in my fridge.

05:07:13.000 Let's see.

05:07:18.000 How are we doing on time here?

05:07:21.000 I feel like I mapped it out, but I can't find one.

05:07:25.000 I'm just such a mess with my notes.

05:07:27.000 My notes are just all over the place.

05:07:29.000 It is 8 18 right now.

05:07:32.000 Yeah, I know the time.

05:07:36.000 Impossible.

05:07:38.000 How are you doing, Colgate?

05:07:42.000 What's up?

05:07:43.000 Bro, chill, Jaden.

05:07:44.000 Chill, bro.

05:07:45.000 I'm chilling.

05:07:46.000 I'm just vibing.

05:07:47.000 How are you doing?

05:07:48.000 You're being really kind of.

05:07:51.000 I'm just walking around, hanging out on my knee.

05:07:56.000 Don't kick me off.

05:08:00.000 I don't know if I trust you.

05:08:03.000 Well, I'm not swinging on anyone, so.

05:08:06.000 You're just getting all close to people and stuff.

05:08:09.000 I think as long as you don't swing on me, I won't swing on you, and we can all be happy.

05:08:14.000 Happy here.

05:08:15.000 This song is epic.

05:08:18.000 Taylor Swift?

05:08:19.000 Yeah, dude.

05:08:20.000 Look out, Brian, also known as Jaden McNeil, is inside your house.

05:08:25.000 Why are you swinging on me, bro?

05:08:26.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

05:08:30.000 James is trespassing.

05:08:31.000 I'm done, I'm done.

05:08:32.000 Alright, okay.

05:08:39.000 I didn't know they added a bunny.

05:08:40.000 We were vibing.

05:08:41.000 We are doing nothing but vibing.

05:08:43.000 Hello.

05:08:44.000 Welcome to the smooth desk. 0.61

05:08:47.000 I'm gonna cook up this.

05:08:49.000 No, no, no, no.

05:08:50.000 Go in there, okay?

05:08:53.000 Brian has locked me inside of the chamber.

05:08:53.000 You break up.

05:08:55.000 I have not locked you inside.

05:08:57.000 You just.

05:09:01.000 Brian, health.

05:09:02.000 You are burying me alive.

05:09:07.000 Get out! 1.00

05:09:08.000 Bro, stop stealing my items.

05:09:11.000 No items.

05:09:13.000 You're messing with me.

05:09:14.000 Bro, are you messing with me?

05:09:16.000 Yo, chill. 0.97

05:09:17.000 I'm literally harming you.

05:09:19.000 Be cool, bro. 0.74

05:09:20.000 Be cool.

05:09:21.000 I'm literally trying to go get wood.

05:09:24.000 Alright, alright.

05:09:25.000 Let's all just play together. 0.94

05:09:26.000 I'll wound you into your life.

05:09:28.000 You are the one causing all these problems, Jim.

05:09:30.000 I don't think so.

05:09:30.000 I think.

05:09:31.000 Look, Brian Alterego has taken over.

05:09:34.000 Yeah, Brian's like, Brian hits you and, like, whoa, let's all just take it easy.

05:09:39.000 No, I'm fighting back.

05:09:41.000 I'm fighting back against Bro.

05:09:43.000 You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now you become the very thing you swore to be a woman.

05:09:51.000 Your very presence here is an agitation. 0.94

05:09:54.000 Alright, alright.

05:09:55.000 Here, look.

05:09:56.000 You can admit you were in the wrong.

05:09:56.000 Okay?

05:10:00.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

05:10:01.000 I just want.

05:10:02.000 I'm just trying to form a.

05:10:03.000 Or vibing.

05:10:05.000 I'm just trying to make a wooden axe.

05:10:07.000 Because that makes sense.

05:10:09.000 Here, I have a stone axe.

05:10:10.000 Would you like me to use it?

05:10:12.000 Would you like.

05:10:14.000 What does that mean?

05:10:15.000 Brian, is that a threat?

05:10:16.000 Is that a threat?

05:10:18.000 Brian'd be like, It's a promise. 0.57

05:10:20.000 On your skull?

05:10:22.000 Jaden'd be like, No, I just wanted to cut down some trees.

05:10:30.000 I will be.

05:10:31.000 Anyone have a stone pickaxe for me?

05:10:36.000 I got you one third away.

05:10:37.000 I hope you can be trusted with that.

05:10:38.000 Brian, where are you?

05:10:40.000 I got your stone pickaxe.

05:10:42.000 I'm in the middle here.

05:10:45.000 Ken's the one placing the signs everywhere.

05:10:48.000 No, it's right here in the middle.

05:10:50.000 Do you like an apple?

05:10:50.000 Thanks, bro.

05:10:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:10:53.000 Here, if you want to use one of these beds to set your spawn point, you die again.

05:10:58.000 I can't do it right now.

05:10:58.000 Good call.

05:11:00.000 What year are we in?

05:11:01.000 We are in 2014.

05:11:02.000 That's a good call.

05:11:05.000 If you right click it, let's use it in your spawn point.

05:11:08.000 We're in 22 p.m. right now.

05:11:11.000 Wait, should we be in 2015?

05:11:13.000 I think you might have missed one, but I don't know.

05:11:17.000 26 p.m., 24 p.m.

05:11:18.000 Can I use your mine, Nick?

05:11:19.000 Thanks, bro.

05:11:20.000 Bro, get out of here!

05:11:22.000 I'm just using the mine.

05:11:25.000 You can't use my mine.

05:11:28.000 This guy's unbelievable.

05:11:30.000 You are breaking the NAP.

05:11:32.000 You are, he is breaking the NAP.

05:11:35.000 And thus we have the right to respond with force. 0.93

05:11:41.000 I need the private security force to come help me murder Brian. 0.66

05:11:46.000 Dude, I'm just mining. 0.57

05:11:48.000 I'm literally mining.

05:11:49.000 I'm just mining.

05:11:50.000 This is my mind.

05:11:51.000 I'm literally just mining.

05:11:53.000 Alright, alright, I'm leaving.

05:11:54.000 I'm mining upwards now, okay?

05:11:57.000 Look at this mess you've created.

05:11:58.000 It's not good enough.

05:11:59.000 Well, that's because you whipped out the iron sword and started chasing me.

05:12:02.000 Because you're in my mind!

05:12:05.000 I'm leaving, okay?

05:12:06.000 I'm leaving right now.

05:12:08.000 Bro, you're going to jail.

05:12:09.000 You're going to Minecraft jail.

05:12:11.000 I have, exactly.

05:12:14.000 It's kind of.

05:12:15.000 109 mines.

05:12:16.000 You're going to the private prison.

05:12:20.000 We all vote to ostracize you from our community.

05:12:23.000 I was trying to figure out the stream schedule here.

05:12:29.000 So, oh, yeah.

05:12:30.000 So 7 p.m. to 8 is 2014.

05:12:33.000 8 to 9 is 2015.

05:12:36.000 9 to 10 is 2016.

05:12:37.000 10 to 11 is 2017.

05:12:39.000 11 to 12 is 2018.

05:12:40.000 12 to 1 is 2019.

05:12:44.000 Should we all set?

05:12:51.000 Can we all just be friends?

05:12:53.000 Yeah, well, we could be if you would stop.

05:12:56.000 If Brian would leave us alone, Brian would stop taking over.

05:13:01.000 Brian's taking over.

05:13:04.000 I don't even know you anymore.

05:13:09.000 You're my brother, Jaden.

05:13:12.000 I love you. 0.98

05:13:15.000 I hate you. 0.97

05:13:18.000 He's in the lava. 0.98

05:13:20.000 He's in Minecraft lava.

05:13:22.000 Minecraft lava.

05:13:23.000 Is there a way to turn on like crouch or to toggle crouch?

05:13:29.000 Is that a thing?

05:13:31.000 Or do I always have to hold shift forever?

05:13:35.000 You are the chosen one.

05:13:37.000 I was just going to live underneath of you guys so I could see you.

05:13:40.000 You were supposed to bring balance to the Force.

05:13:42.000 Not leave it in darkness.

05:13:46.000 Ah, that's so good.

05:13:48.000 That scene is so good.

05:13:49.000 I will never get over it.

05:13:51.000 I'll never get over this.

05:13:56.000 By the way, I'm building this little tower here for everybody.

05:14:00.000 So if you guys want to add to it, feel free.

05:14:02.000 Cool.

05:14:03.000 Are you SMD?

05:14:05.000 Yes, sir.

05:14:06.000 My initials are Simon M. Pickerman.

05:14:10.000 SMD, simple as that.

05:14:12.000 Yeah?

05:14:13.000 Is Joey Mole still in here?

05:14:15.000 No, he left.

05:14:18.000 He said to give him a call when you play COD.

05:14:23.000 Will do. 1.00

05:14:27.000 He's not fit for Aryan craft. 1.00

05:14:30.000 Hey! 1.00

05:14:31.000 This fucking guy. 1.00

05:14:33.000 Yo, Brian's trying to kill me in my mind. 1.00

05:14:36.000 Brian! 0.97

05:14:36.000 Get him out of here! 0.97

05:14:38.000 Alright, it's time to go after Brian.

05:14:40.000 Assemble the squad.

05:14:41.000 You were the chosen one. 1.00

05:14:42.000 Yeah, come kill him. 1.00

05:14:43.000 He's in my mind. 1.00

05:14:45.000 No!

05:14:46.000 The squad.

05:14:47.000 No!

05:14:50.000 Which one is Nick's?

05:14:52.000 Where is Nick's at?

05:14:53.000 He's on the left there.

05:14:54.000 He's digging away.

05:14:55.000 He's digging a tunnel.

05:14:57.000 He's dramatically sealing it.

05:14:59.000 Bumbling oaf.

05:15:00.000 We're coming.

05:15:02.000 Where is it?

05:15:02.000 I'm following.

05:15:04.000 He's right on me.

05:15:05.000 He's on me.

05:15:06.000 Guys on me.

05:15:07.000 Guys on me.

05:15:08.000 You got guys on you?

05:15:09.000 Got guys all over you.

05:15:10.000 He's down by Kensney.

05:15:11.000 He's, uh, oh, Kensney's following me.

05:15:13.000 I gotta sleep on my bed, so if I die, all my stuff will be here.

05:15:16.000 Alrighty.

05:15:17.000 Come here, you.

05:15:18.000 Where is he?

05:15:20.000 Oh, I know where he is.

05:15:23.000 He's hiding.

05:15:24.000 Where did he go?

05:15:26.000 He's hiding away.

05:15:29.000 Can't hide forever. 1.00

05:15:35.000 We will kill Brian. 1.00

05:15:39.000 We hope he digs into lava. 1.00

05:15:44.000 I could have murdered Nick. 0.99

05:15:45.000 Could have killed him, but you know, I didn't want to rage on the stream. 1.00

05:15:52.000 Brian, he's gonna kill me. 0.99

05:15:58.000 I need to hide somewhere. 0.89

05:16:01.000 Where is he?

05:16:01.000 I can hear him.

05:16:05.000 Does anybody have food?

05:16:16.000 Uh, no.

05:16:18.000 Uh, yes.

05:16:19.000 I have no food.

05:16:22.000 I have food.

05:16:23.000 I have 13 cooked muttons.

05:16:25.000 You guys want some? 0.99

05:16:30.000 I fucking hate this song. 0.97

05:16:31.000 Thank you. 1.00

05:16:34.000 Animals by Maroon 5.

05:16:37.000 I hate that one.

05:16:37.000 Oh, that's the worst.

05:16:38.000 Maroon 5 is just so gay, seriously. 1.00

05:16:50.000 My pinky hurts so bad. 1.00

05:16:52.000 Why?

05:16:54.000 Are you sure that I can't toggle?

05:16:57.000 You sure I can't toggle?

05:16:58.000 You can switch it to a different control so it doesn't.

05:17:01.000 You don't use your pinky, but.

05:17:03.000 Check, pinky hurts.

05:17:05.000 Touching shift, bro.

05:17:06.000 Holding for half an hour, yes.

05:17:09.000 Why are you.

05:17:11.000 Yeah, he's trying to be sneaky.

05:17:12.000 He's like sneaking around down there.

05:17:16.000 Remember Charlie the Unicorn?

05:17:18.000 I'm like the.

05:17:19.000 Oh, yeah.

05:17:20.000 I live in Nick's walls.

05:17:22.000 Happy Tree Friends, that was it.

05:17:24.000 Yeah, yeah, I remember that. 1.00

05:17:26.000 My dumb ass, bro. 1.00

05:17:26.000 It was Drew Cockroach Slayer. 1.00

05:17:31.000 Who was it?

05:17:36.000 Okay, I thought that was Jaden. 1.00

05:17:38.000 I wanted to kill him. 1.00

05:17:40.000 He's got creepered. 1.00

05:17:43.000 Creeper?

05:17:44.000 Oh, man.

05:17:48.000 So we back in the mines with our pickaxe and infrums.

05:17:52.000 Side to side, side, side to side.

05:17:55.000 Jaden's just gonna be stuck in the mines now.

05:17:57.000 He's gonna evolve into some.

05:17:59.000 Yeah.

05:18:00.000 Some nether green.

05:18:00.000 I'm now a rad rogue.

05:18:02.000 A rad rogue.

05:18:04.000 He's gonna lose his eyesight.

05:18:07.000 It's like Mike Sturdovich.

05:18:07.000 Hey, smooth skin.

05:18:10.000 He goes into the Dead Sea. 1.00

05:18:12.000 Shut up. 1.00

05:18:13.000 Hey, smooth skin. 1.00

05:18:18.000 Jaden's gonna turn into a centaur.

05:18:22.000 Remember centaurs?

05:18:24.000 Was that?

05:18:25.000 Oh, it's from around there like have four hands and they're like tongues are sticking out.

05:18:30.000 Oh, yeah, that was that was like follow, right? 0.52

05:18:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah This monster is making me want to go poo mode, frankly.

05:18:44.000 I refuse I won't do it Ah, creeper! 0.96

05:19:06.000 Bruh.

05:19:07.000 Don't bring him near my house.

05:19:12.000 Oh, yeah.

05:19:13.000 There's much more to worry about than a creeper.

05:19:17.000 Brian's always watching.

05:19:20.000 Simon, where's your tower?

05:19:22.000 Well, it's not much of a tower yet, but the first floor is built.

05:19:26.000 Hope you don't make that out of something that can be destroyed.

05:19:30.000 Brian knows everything.

05:19:31.000 Brian is omnipresent.

05:19:32.000 I can build you a basement, Brian, to live if you want to live underground.

05:19:37.000 Hmm, tempting.

05:19:38.000 Make it small too.

05:19:40.000 I see a 2x2.

05:19:43.000 Enderman in the distance.

05:19:48.000 Don't look him in the eyes.

05:19:49.000 I mean, look him in the eyes.

05:19:52.000 No, I will not.

05:19:52.000 I refuse.

05:19:56.000 You know, they can't swim.

05:19:57.000 They can't swim when they steal things from you.

05:20:00.000 Hmm.

05:20:07.000 I've been shot.

05:20:09.000 What's this?

05:20:10.000 Ooh, ooh, what's this?

05:20:14.000 I have been killed.

05:20:19.000 I must surface soon.

05:20:21.000 I'm almost out of food. 0.99

05:20:25.000 Damn, dude, we're this close. 0.98

05:20:27.000 I was wandering around so long before, and I think I can see it now. 0.99

05:20:32.000 Bruh.

05:20:37.000 Oh, bruh. 0.51

05:20:43.000 Oh, I'm gonna die.

05:20:47.000 From what? 0.94

05:20:48.000 I'll save you.

05:20:49.000 From like skeletons.

05:20:51.000 Oh, are you over there?

05:20:53.000 Yo, Bobby.

05:20:55.000 Bobby Chad.

05:20:56.000 Hope she sees this, bro.

05:21:07.000 Bobby Chad and Chad.

05:21:08.000 Bobby.

05:21:10.000 Bobby Schmerda. 1.00

05:21:14.000 Bobby, bitch. 1.00

05:21:15.000 I'm going to break him out of jail. 1.00

05:21:17.000 I will do it. 0.73

05:21:19.000 There's a creeper by my house.

05:21:22.000 Creeper?

05:21:24.000 Where is Jaden?

05:21:26.000 He's hiding.

05:21:28.000 Still crouched.

05:21:31.000 My hands hurt.

05:21:32.000 I need to move my keyboard up here.

05:21:38.000 I need to move my keyboard.

05:21:40.000 Get that money back and spend it on the same thing.

05:21:47.000 Creeper.

05:22:00.000 This is like a timeless song. 0.98

05:22:01.000 This song will never go out of style like some of these other lame ass songs. 0.96

05:22:08.000 Hey, you get out of my house. 0.96

05:22:15.000 Hey, what are you looking for?

05:22:21.000 I hate gravel so much in this game.

05:22:23.000 So much.

05:22:25.000 When it falls on your head.

05:22:30.000 What is this dude doing? 1.00

05:22:31.000 I'm gonna kill him. 1.00

05:22:33.000 Yo, who's this treader guy? 1.00

05:22:35.000 I'm looking for Jada McNeil.

05:22:37.000 I'm on the hunt.

05:22:38.000 Yeah, you just started building my base.

05:22:42.000 Haha, treader, treader.

05:22:44.000 That's my alt.

05:22:46.000 My alt account.

05:22:56.000 Yeah.

05:22:58.000 I'm preparing for war down here.

05:23:00.000 You better.

05:23:01.000 Parabellum.

05:23:05.000 Brian Parabellum.

05:23:08.000 Asymmetrical warfare.

05:23:10.000 He will play it.

05:23:11.000 I mean, I am in the.

05:23:13.000 I'm underground and all.

05:23:16.000 Does anyone have any extra sand?

05:23:22.000 Uh, I have sand.

05:23:23.000 I hate sand.

05:23:24.000 I don't like sand.

05:23:24.000 Come on.

05:23:28.000 It gets everywhere.

05:23:32.000 I have sandstone.

05:23:34.000 I need sand, but thank you.

05:23:36.000 I appreciate the offer.

05:23:38.000 I'm making some glass right now.

05:23:41.000 Hmm.

05:23:52.000 Okay, I'm gonna go get some food.

05:23:54.000 Okay.

05:23:55.000 IRL.

05:23:56.000 Bro!

05:23:57.000 What are you doing?

05:24:01.000 There's an explosion.

05:24:03.000 Yeah, you blew up my house.

05:24:05.000 Oh, it was a creeper. 0.97

05:24:07.000 Shake your head out.

05:24:09.000 I'm gonna go get some food for a minute.

05:24:10.000 I'll be back in a little bit, probably.

05:24:12.000 Alright, big guy.

05:24:14.000 Alright.

05:24:16.000 HH, see you later.

05:24:18.000 HH.

05:24:19.000 HH for Hulk Hogan, of course.

05:24:21.000 Yeah, my favorite wrestler.

05:24:25.000 When I met you in the summer. 1.00

05:24:28.000 Aw, shit. 1.00

05:24:30.000 Haha, little Colgate. 1.00

05:24:32.000 I scared him away.

05:24:38.000 The suspense of Brian.

05:24:39.000 We will never know his true location.

05:24:44.000 Oh, you know it.

05:24:45.000 I'm not too worried about you.

05:24:47.000 I'm stacked now.

05:24:49.000 I'm ready to re enter society.

05:25:03.000 I don't know that you're ready.

05:25:13.000 There has to be a villain, though, right?

05:25:15.000 That's kind of the whole point of the game.

05:25:17.000 There has to be a challenge.

05:25:20.000 I am that challenge.

05:25:22.000 I am the challenge.

05:25:24.000 I am Brian.

05:25:26.000 I am Minecraft Reckoning.

05:25:29.000 A necessary challenge.

05:25:44.000 I don't know this song.

05:25:52.000 If only chat could see my POV, they're gonna.

05:25:57.000 They'd witness some shenanigans that are about to happen.

05:26:01.000 Alright, I'm gonna get this.

05:26:02.000 No, it's not.

05:26:03.000 No, no, no, no, Jaden, no.

05:26:06.000 No.

05:26:09.000 Jaden McNeil, I am going to end you right now.

05:26:15.000 Where is he?

05:26:16.000 Where is he?

05:26:17.000 He, like, dug a, like, trench in my.

05:26:22.000 Then you're what?

05:26:23.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

05:26:24.000 My house.

05:26:25.000 I definitely did not do that.

05:26:38.000 My sworn enemy, Jaden McNeil.

05:26:41.000 Dude, it's not Jaden.

05:26:42.000 He's dead.

05:26:44.000 I'm Brian.

05:26:47.000 I am Brian.

05:26:49.000 Where is he?

05:26:50.000 I don't really like this song, but it's nostalgic.

05:26:53.000 Fancy?

05:26:55.000 Oh, Fancy by Iggy Azalea.

05:26:58.000 Simon, what's your gamer tag?

05:27:02.000 For Minecraft?

05:27:03.000 Yeah.

05:27:04.000 It's SMD, like spelled out, the letters.

05:27:09.000 Okay, I just.

05:27:10.000 You're an ally, so I don't want to hurt you.

05:27:12.000 Oh, thank you, thank you.

05:27:15.000 I'll play both sides in the war.

05:27:19.000 So you're Elijah Schaefer.

05:27:21.000 I just think more of a different group of people, but.

05:27:28.000 The Sith.

05:27:30.000 Yeah.

05:27:32.000 Darth Brian.

05:27:34.000 The elusive Darth Brian.

05:27:36.000 I like when Mace Windu says, and Anakin says to him, I think I've discovered the Sith Lord, blah, blah, blah.

05:27:43.000 And Mace Windu goes, A Sith Lord?

05:27:48.000 And then he gets pushed out of a window eventually.

05:27:53.000 Yeah.

05:27:54.000 That was kind of cool.

05:27:55.000 Mace Windu says, He's too dangerous to be kept alive.

05:27:59.000 Unlimited power!

05:28:00.000 You must stand trial.

05:28:02.000 It's not the Jedi way!

05:28:07.000 But you want to know why he did that? 0.97

05:28:09.000 It's because in the beginning of that movie, Anakin is about to execute Count Dooku, and Palpatine's like, kill him, kill him now. 0.99

05:28:23.000 Oh, yeah, kill him. 0.73

05:28:24.000 And Anakin's like, I shouldn't, he should stand trial, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

05:28:29.000 And Palpatine's like, he's too dangerous to be kept alive.

05:28:33.000 And then when Mace Windu says that, he realizes that it's all arbitrary, that the Jedi are no better than the Sith. 0.99

05:28:43.000 You're pure evil. 0.99

05:28:50.000 Do it. 0.98

05:28:51.000 I'm yes. 0.99

05:28:53.000 No, he killed you.

05:28:55.000 He's killed by Brian.

05:28:58.000 Yeah, you were killed by Brian.

05:29:13.000 I really dislike this song.

05:29:17.000 Can't hide forever, Brian.

05:29:18.000 When 2016 comes, we can just listen to Life of Pablo.

05:29:22.000 Yeah.

05:29:26.000 Brian tried to burn my house down.

05:29:31.000 He must be stopped.

05:29:32.000 Paul Townshend.

05:29:37.000 Yo, do not burn my barn down.

05:29:40.000 Weeb Waker says, I am the Senate.

05:29:46.000 But very underrated is Mace Windu's line when he says, Not yet.

05:29:51.000 He must stand trial.

05:29:53.000 Not yet.

05:29:58.000 The Senate will decide your fate.

05:30:00.000 I am the Senate.

05:30:02.000 Not yet.

05:30:04.000 It's treason, then. 0.99

05:30:09.000 He's like fucking dives. 0.99

05:30:10.000 So good. 0.99

05:30:12.000 What is this song?

05:30:13.000 It's treason, then.

05:30:19.000 Ah!

05:30:21.000 Because it's actually pretty interesting because Palpatine was played by Ian McGee.

05:30:26.000 McDermott, right?

05:30:27.000 And he, so he's not a like a like real, real actor in like movies.

05:30:32.000 I think he does more, you know, you know, you know, Broadway and stuff like that.

05:30:36.000 So, like, all of his performances are, like, very over, you know, exaggerated.

05:30:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:30:45.000 How do you find your coordinates?

05:30:48.000 It's F3, I think.

05:30:50.000 Yeah.

05:30:52.000 Okay.

05:30:53.000 Where do you find diamonds?

05:30:54.000 It's, like, 12?

05:30:56.000 It's below 18, I believe. 0.71

05:30:59.000 No, the Y coordinate is.

05:31:01.000 Oh, the Y, yeah.

05:31:03.000 I think it's, like, around 13.

05:31:03.000 Below 18.

05:31:16.000 I am.

05:31:17.000 So you saved your house, is that what you were saying?

05:31:23.000 Oh no, it burnt down. 1.00

05:31:25.000 Oh, this song sucks. 1.00

05:31:27.000 It's unfortunate. 1.00

05:31:37.000 Yeah.

05:31:40.000 Not yet.

05:31:44.000 Not from a die.

05:31:47.000 There's so many, just like, it's from start to finish.

05:31:50.000 I love when Count Dooku goes, I've been waiting for this.

05:31:55.000 And then they're like, What does he say?

05:31:57.000 Anakin goes, My powers have doubled since the last time we met Count.

05:32:01.000 And he goes, Watch the Pride, Double the Fall.

05:32:08.000 Yeah, that movie is really good.

05:32:09.000 And so that was like the one Star Wars movie that I was actually old enough to come to theaters to watch.

05:32:18.000 I mean, I know I was like two years old, but.

05:32:20.000 That was pretty cool when that came out, yeah.

05:32:24.000 Oh, Brian, yeah, Brian.

05:32:25.000 You were one year old when that movie came out.

05:32:28.000 Brian's back?

05:32:29.000 You're a baby.

05:32:31.000 You were micro machines, bro.

05:32:34.000 Nano machines.

05:32:37.000 No!

05:32:39.000 No! 0.86

05:32:40.000 How dare you!

05:32:41.000 Is this gonna turn into a clan rally? 0.97

05:32:45.000 I'm about to burn that.

05:32:50.000 Wow, Kinsey didn't even save the cross.

05:32:52.000 Who do you think you are? 0.88

05:32:55.000 Bro, he just burnt down my entire house.

05:32:58.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

05:33:01.000 Bad luck, Brian!

05:33:03.000 Bad luck, Brian.

05:33:03.000 What can I say?

05:33:05.000 Bro.

05:33:08.000 You heard.

05:33:09.000 The tragedy of Doth Plagius the Wise.

05:33:16.000 Sad.

05:33:17.000 Sad when Brian strikes.

05:33:18.000 I've been trying to fight him back.

05:33:20.000 I've been trying to hold him back this whole time.

05:33:23.000 Bro, that didn't help.

05:33:27.000 Oh.

05:33:28.000 To be fair, who builds a house out of wood?

05:33:35.000 Cringe, bro.

05:33:36.000 You shouldn't have.

05:33:37.000 See, Simon started using it, and I would f to Simon because he didn't try to slay me out in the beginning. 0.93

05:33:47.000 This 2014 playlist sucks. 0.97

05:33:53.000 Nick only likes non white music, apparently, dude. 0.99

05:33:57.000 It's just 2014.

05:33:58.000 I'm just banning, you know? 0.99

05:33:59.000 You're just gonna get banned if you say something dumb. 0.99

05:34:08.000 You say anything non Star Wars related, you're getting banned from my life. 0.99

05:34:14.000 I only want to hear about Star Wars from now on.

05:34:19.000 Bro, I can't believe you just burnt down my house.

05:34:25.000 Yeah, it do be like that.

05:34:26.000 It's treason then.

05:34:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

05:34:30.000 You will die. 1.00

05:34:31.000 Then. 1.00

05:34:32.000 I love democracy.

05:34:36.000 The best is actually from Star Wars VI, Return of the Jedi.

05:34:44.000 When my favorite, one of my favorites of all time is when Palpatine goes, I forget exactly what the line is, but he goes, I'm afraid the Death Star will be very much operational when your friends arrive.

05:34:56.000 Bro, Brian, dude, stop. 0.98

05:34:59.000 Somebody kill Brian. 0.99

05:35:00.000 He's in my mind and he's setting everything on fire. 1.00

05:35:07.000 Oh, yeah, because that was when he came in to like kill him, right?

05:35:12.000 Yeah, well, no, Luke Skywalker came to Endor and then he was abducted by Darth Vader and the Empire, or rather, the Emperor was trying to turn him.

05:35:29.000 And then Palpatine was like, no, but the shield generator is going to be operational and your friends will die.

05:35:38.000 Okay, bro, seriously, I don't even have a pickaxe.

05:35:44.000 Down here.

05:35:46.000 Somebody help me.

05:35:46.000 I don't have a pickaxe.

05:35:53.000 Come dig me out. 0.99

05:35:55.000 Brian is pure evil. 0.97

05:35:56.000 Spotted lion, come dig me out, bro. 0.99

05:35:59.000 I'm trying.

05:35:59.000 He's just attacking all of us.

05:36:01.000 No, Brian's burning everything.

05:36:04.000 Kinsley attacked me.

05:36:06.000 What do you mean?

05:36:07.000 I know you can get out because the spotted lion got down there.

05:36:12.000 Dig me out.

05:36:13.000 I'm stuck there.

05:36:14.000 Watch.

05:36:15.000 I'm the death of Brian.

05:36:17.000 I'll come in one second.

05:36:18.000 Let me dig you out.

05:36:19.000 You want me to come dig you out, big guy?

05:36:22.000 No, I want you to stop.

05:36:24.000 Alright, I'm coming.

05:36:26.000 Here, are you in your mind?

05:36:32.000 I remember this song.

05:36:41.000 He must stand trial.

05:36:44.000 About Brian, though.

05:36:46.000 Yeah.

05:36:47.000 Get out of here.

05:36:51.000 Guys, watch this.

05:36:53.000 Watch this funny joke.

05:36:54.000 Watch this.

05:36:59.000 What song is this?

05:37:02.000 Oh, Counting Stars.

05:37:03.000 This is kind of a good song.

05:37:06.000 Stop complaining about the music.

05:37:08.000 It's not supposed to be good, it's supposed to be nostalgic.

05:37:11.000 Um, I don't like this one. 1.00

05:37:12.000 Okay, kill yourself, dude. 1.00

05:37:14.000 Like, I don't know, that's a you problem. 1.00

05:37:19.000 Bruh. 0.99

05:37:21.000 Brian, you totally fucked my mind up. 1.00

05:37:23.000 You're so gay. 1.00

05:37:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

05:37:29.000 Dude, he burnt down my house.

05:37:33.000 Wait, why'd you teleport me?

05:37:35.000 This is against the rules.

05:37:38.000 He teleported me and is now suffocating me.

05:37:45.000 You deserve that.

05:37:47.000 Well, luckily, we'll never play this world again, so you have nothing.

05:37:56.000 Bruh!

05:37:59.000 Oh my.

05:38:01.000 Stop! 1.00

05:38:05.000 Get out of here. 0.95

05:38:06.000 It's gonna be a throwback to like 2014 Minecraft trolling where people just end friendships over it.

05:38:17.000 Can I get the Troll-A-L-A-L-L song?

05:38:21.000 Bruh.

05:38:22.000 Yeah, troll song. 0.99

05:38:24.000 I'm gonna exile you. 0.99

05:38:26.000 I will, I'll do it. 0.91

05:38:27.000 Yeah, exile him, please.

05:38:29.000 You want me to?

05:38:30.000 He's hurting the movement.

05:38:32.000 Okay.

05:38:33.000 Yeah, this single game of Minecraft is gonna completely dismantle the entire movement.

05:38:39.000 Well, yeah.

05:38:40.000 Alright, exile time is now.

05:38:43.000 He's kicking me from the server!

05:38:45.000 Noooooo!

05:39:03.000 Man, your house did get kind of messed up.

05:39:05.000 Sorry about that.

05:39:10.000 Peace, peace.

05:39:13.000 Yeah, I mean, it's slaughtered.

05:39:19.000 Bruh.

05:39:24.000 Alrighty.

05:39:29.000 Brian.

05:39:29.000 Manny's Mac and Cheese Chick.

05:39:33.000 Sir, you are gone.

05:39:38.000 I'm sorry to say, but.

05:39:45.000 You just.

05:39:46.000 Okay.

05:39:47.000 What does it look like, huh?

05:39:51.000 I'm in a jungle.

05:39:52.000 Minnesota Groyper says America first is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural.

05:40:01.000 Unnatural.

05:40:08.000 So good.

05:40:12.000 Cokie says, Star Wars 3 rewind greater than 2010.

05:40:17.000 It's so true, though.

05:40:18.000 Dude, I love Star Wars.

05:40:22.000 The new Star Wars movie just reminded me how much I love Star Wars.

05:40:26.000 I kind of forgot.

05:40:27.000 Yeah, seriously, because, I mean, I'm going to be seeing the new one, I think, on Monday.

05:40:33.000 Is it good?

05:40:35.000 It's not terrible, but it's not good.

05:40:38.000 Yeah.

05:40:39.000 It's better than the other two, in my humble opinion.

05:40:43.000 Yeah, it definitely does poor justice to the Star Wars lore.

05:40:52.000 Because in episode 6, Palpatine gets zapped and he falls down that pipe thing.

05:41:02.000 And then, I mean, it's almost confirmed that he's dead, right?

05:41:06.000 Yeah, well, I don't understand how he could be alive after that.

05:41:09.000 Dude, Brian, they're. 1.00

05:41:10.000 Fucking spotted lion. 1.00

05:41:12.000 The theory that I heard from Red Letter Media is that he is a clone. 0.99

05:41:19.000 That the real Palpatine is far away on this inaccessible planet and he has been alive for thousands of years and he sends out these clones.

05:41:31.000 And that's like when he says abilities that some consider unnatural, it's like this generation of clones and other Sith lords that he's created.

05:41:42.000 In the Star Wars 3 thing, he says, you know, you could keep Padme alive, he says, but also he said, Darth, people that wield the dark side can manipulate Midichlorians to create life.

05:41:52.000 So that means they can create clones, create beings.

05:41:56.000 Because it would be like Darth Plagius, right?

05:42:00.000 Right.

05:42:02.000 Huh.

05:42:02.000 Yeah.

05:42:05.000 But, I mean, that would kind of be, you know, kind of retconning the entire Star Wars plot, you know what I mean?

05:42:12.000 Yeah.

05:42:13.000 Yeah. 0.95

05:42:14.000 It's totally dumb, but, I mean, that's one way to, like, make it work. 0.96

05:42:17.000 Because how else would it make sense that he survives the Death Star blowing up? 0.98

05:42:21.000 Like the whole thing got vaporized completely.

05:42:22.000 Well, yeah, yeah.

05:42:26.000 We're coming up on 2015.

05:42:29.000 2015.

05:42:31.000 What happened in 2019?

05:42:32.000 So we are halfway through this.

05:42:35.000 Almost.

05:42:36.000 At the end of 2015, we'll be halfway through.

05:42:39.000 Right?

05:42:40.000 Yeah.

05:42:44.000 H. Plumman says Where can one learn these abilities? 0.99

05:42:47.000 Not from a Neocon. 0.98

05:42:52.000 Not from Big Chungus.

05:42:55.000 Not from Benny Johnson.

05:42:58.000 Not from a meme lord.

05:43:05.000 Not from Velociraptor.

05:43:07.000 Velociraptor.

05:43:12.000 This doesn't feel like the right location here for diamonds.

05:43:15.000 I'm going to start strip mining up here. 1.00

05:43:22.000 This 2014 playlist sucks ass. 0.99

05:43:28.000 I feel like at this point, pop music kind of diverged. 0.99

05:43:33.000 There used to be one consensus about what the pop music was.

05:43:33.000 Yeah.

05:43:37.000 It was like the Billboard 100.

05:43:39.000 And now it's like there's all these niche sort of.

05:43:42.000 There's not really a uniform mainstream outside of a few mega celebrities.

05:43:47.000 You got Drake, Taylor Swift.

05:43:49.000 And then outside of that, you really don't have popular music the way you used to.

05:43:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:43:55.000 It's not based on the radio.

05:43:56.000 People just find what they like.

05:43:58.000 Yeah.

05:44:00.000 Because it was like kind of shifting in a more indie, I guess, direction.

05:44:06.000 Yeah.

05:44:08.000 Definitely. 0.99

05:44:15.000 Hey, would somebody come kill me in my own house? 0.98

05:44:17.000 Because I have like half a heart left and I just want to respawn. 0.97

05:44:22.000 Zoomer G says, Good, Brian, good. 1.00

05:44:25.000 Kill him. 1.00

05:44:26.000 Kill him now. 1.00

05:44:29.000 Good. 1.00

05:44:31.000 I'm murdered.

05:44:32.000 Wait, hold on, hold on. 1.00

05:44:34.000 Kill him now. 1.00

05:44:35.000 Oh, thank you. 1.00

05:44:36.000 There you go, that's all I got. 0.99

05:44:38.000 The other guy killed you. 0.98

05:44:41.000 Twas me.

05:44:42.000 Twas I. Pulls lightsaber on TPUSA.

05:44:47.000 This party's over.

05:44:51.000 That was so.

05:44:52.000 That scene is so epic when Mace Mindu pulls out the lightsaber.

05:44:57.000 This party's over. 0.95

05:44:58.000 And then all the Jedi across the arena and all the Geonosians are flipping out and flying away. 0.98

05:45:04.000 Oh, yeah. 0.70

05:45:06.000 Brave.

05:45:06.000 And then Django Fett gets killed.

05:45:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:45:11.000 He flies down there. 0.98

05:45:13.000 His jetpack gets all fucked up by the wreaks. 1.00

05:45:17.000 And then he gets his head chopped off. 0.98

05:45:22.000 Yeah, those movies were like really good actually.

05:45:25.000 Well, I don't know if they're good, but they're awesome.

05:45:29.000 They definitely have a lot of entertainment value, which matters.

05:45:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

05:45:37.000 Brave, but foolish. 0.99

05:45:40.000 And then Yoda comes in, he goes, Around the survivors, a perimeter creates! 0.99

05:45:49.000 Ha ha!

05:45:53.000 So epic.

05:45:55.000 But that's not really, that's 2002, so that's hardly even close to 2010s.

05:46:01.000 I dropped you a sword, Kinsney, and you didn't even pick it up.

05:46:03.000 Oh, where?

05:46:05.000 Brian's sword.

05:46:05.000 Yeah, I'm not going to trust your devilish tactics.

05:46:11.000 What do you mean it's like the animated CGI Star Wars show for kids to come out?

05:46:18.000 Was it called The Clone Wars or something?

05:46:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:46:22.000 The Clone Wars movie came out in 2008, I think.

05:46:25.000 And then that spawned the series on, what was it, like, Cartoon Network at Disney XD?

05:46:30.000 Something like that.

05:46:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:46:32.000 That was good.

05:46:33.000 That was a keynote at like 10 years old, I gotta say.

05:46:36.000 Yeah, that was really good, I remember.

05:46:39.000 Somebody says, Pilot!

05:46:41.000 Land in that assembly area.

05:46:44.000 That's what Mace Windu says.

05:46:46.000 It's so funny that, you know, people are bringing back up these, like, ancient cool quotes.

05:46:52.000 Yes.

05:46:54.000 So good.

05:46:55.000 Just, like, very, very arbitrary or trivial quotes.

05:46:59.000 Pilot!

05:47:01.000 Land in that assembly area.

05:47:03.000 Because, like, eventually there's a point where you, like, run out of Star Wars quotes to kind of bring up.

05:47:11.000 They're all, in my opinion, they're, like, the whole dialogue to me is just so Keno.

05:47:11.000 You know what I mean?

05:47:17.000 Well, yeah, yeah.

05:47:18.000 Like, almost every line is quotable.

05:47:27.000 Like, when Mace Windu says, We do not grant you the rank of master.

05:47:31.000 Oh, yeah, and he's like, He likes to freak out.

05:47:35.000 This is outrageous.

05:47:35.000 Why?

05:47:35.000 What?

05:47:37.000 It's not fair!

05:47:39.000 You know, Obi-Wan's like shaking his head off.

05:47:44.000 This guy's out of control.

05:47:46.000 You gotta do a stream of those movies sometime.

05:47:51.000 Oh, yeah, absolutely.

05:47:52.000 Yeah.

05:47:57.000 Alright, 2015.

05:47:58.000 It's 8 o'clock, which means it is 2015.

05:48:01.000 We can stop this wretched playlist finally.

05:48:06.000 Transition to 2015 hits like Uptown Funk and Shut Up and Dance.

05:48:14.000 And Moon Man.

05:48:16.000 Comedy Gold, Moon Man.

05:48:18.000 You're going to listen to it.

05:48:20.000 I'll get on there.

05:48:20.000 Oh, hold on.

05:48:25.000 Trap Queen?

05:48:26.000 Yo, I love Trap Queen. 1.00

05:48:28.000 That's going in the queue.

05:48:30.000 Okay, let's see.

05:48:32.000 Time 2015, best or top 10.

05:48:39.000 Pretty sure the song's called 1748, actually.

05:48:42.000 I don't get it.

05:48:43.000 No, I'm just kidding.

05:48:47.000 Because that wasn't that that like people would like always say in like school.

05:48:54.000 Oh, 17.

05:48:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:48:54.000 1748.

05:48:56.000 That's the yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:48:58.000 I hear you now.

05:49:00.000 I get it.

05:49:01.000 Let's see.

05:49:02.000 Top 10 best movies for 2015.

05:49:06.000 We've got X Machina.

05:49:09.000 X Machina.

05:49:10.000 Creed.

05:49:10.000 Don't believe it, just.

05:49:15.000 I don't recognize any of these.

05:49:19.000 I don't recognize any of these.

05:49:21.000 Spotlight. 0.52

05:49:22.000 Oh, that's that gay journalist movie. 0.53

05:49:25.000 Top 10 TV shows.

05:49:28.000 1738.

05:49:30.000 I'm a king with a pillow.

05:49:35.000 Top 10 TV shows.

05:49:36.000 Empire.

05:49:38.000 I am Kate.

05:49:40.000 Caitlyn Jenner.

05:49:41.000 Master of the Night.

05:49:42.000 Caitlyn Jenner.

05:49:43.000 Yes, so much yes.

05:49:45.000 Not contain my excitement.

05:49:47.000 Mr. Robot.

05:49:48.000 Fargo.

05:49:50.000 Inside Amy Schumer, Mad Men.

05:49:53.000 Inside Amy Schumer.

05:49:54.000 Yeah, no thank you.

05:49:56.000 Let's see.

05:49:59.000 Top 10 best songs.

05:50:04.000 King, Yoga, Hotline Bling.

05:50:09.000 Hotline Bling. 0.92

05:50:11.000 Let It Happen, Tame and Paula.

05:50:16.000 When we were young.

05:50:17.000 Yeah, Tame and Paula is pretty good.

05:50:19.000 Yeah, I like them.

05:50:24.000 You guys remember when Trump went on SNL and danced to Hotline Blank?

05:50:29.000 Do you guys remember that epic moment?

05:50:32.000 Unironically awesome moment.

05:50:35.000 True.

05:50:35.000 Yeah, seriously.

05:50:39.000 Let's see.

05:50:40.000 Top 10 everything.

05:50:41.000 This is not really everything.

05:50:44.000 Let's see.

05:50:47.000 Top 10 viral video.

05:50:49.000 Top 10 viral videos.

05:50:51.000 Was it like.

05:50:51.000 Duck roll.

05:50:54.000 Yeah.

05:50:55.000 What was it like?

05:50:56.000 Harambe?

05:50:58.000 That's in my mind.

05:50:58.000 Oh, yeah, Harambe was 15.

05:51:00.000 Let's see.

05:51:01.000 Oh, reporter breaks kids' heart on the first day of school. 1.00

05:51:04.000 You ever remember that one when she goes to that little.

05:51:06.000 Yeah, wait, what was that?

05:51:07.000 And she's like, Do you miss your mommy?

05:51:09.000 And he's like, No.

05:51:11.000 And then he starts crying.

05:51:13.000 Kind of funny.

05:51:14.000 Oh, Shia LaBeouf saying just.

05:51:16.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.97

05:51:18.000 Doofus.

05:51:19.000 Shia LaBeouf.

05:51:21.000 Barack Obama selfie stick. 1.00

05:51:25.000 This is so stupid. 1.00

05:51:27.000 Let's see. 1.00

05:51:28.000 Top 10 memes 2015.

05:51:33.000 This time, the top 10 thing is increasingly less useful as the years go on.

05:51:38.000 Yes.

05:51:39.000 Let's see.

05:51:40.000 Top 10 memes.

05:51:42.000 D's Nuts, obviously.

05:51:44.000 Hotline Bling.

05:51:46.000 Netflix and Chill.

05:51:49.000 Left Shark.

05:51:50.000 Left Shark.

05:51:51.000 I don't even know that one.

05:51:54.000 Katy Perry. 0.99

05:51:57.000 Benny Johnson did that.

05:51:58.000 At the Turning Point Conference.

05:52:00.000 That means four years old.

05:52:03.000 Let's see.

05:52:06.000 Does like knowyourmeme.com have a top 10.

05:52:08.000 I don't know.

05:52:10.000 Pizza wrap.

05:52:16.000 That's viral memes.

05:52:18.000 Why would Vogue know what's good as a viral meme?

05:52:22.000 Yeah.

05:52:24.000 Northwest. 0.99

05:52:25.000 Oh, she's got the chills.

05:52:27.000 Because I'm all amped up on caffeine.

05:52:32.000 Starbucks holiday cups.

05:52:34.000 Adele's hello.

05:52:37.000 Oh, the blue and black dress.

05:52:39.000 The dress, remember that?

05:52:40.000 Oh, yeah, the dress.

05:52:42.000 For me, it was always blue.

05:52:43.000 You know what I mean?

05:52:44.000 Yeah, not him.

05:52:47.000 Same.

05:52:47.000 I feel you.

05:52:48.000 Was Harambe 2015?

05:52:50.000 Right?

05:52:51.000 Maybe it was.

05:52:52.000 Yeah, maybe it was 2016.

05:52:57.000 Didn't Ben Shapiro just recently tweet out a Harambe meme?

05:53:02.000 Yeah, he.

05:53:03.000 Well, it's like.

05:53:04.000 The real horseshoe theory is like Ben Shapiro and TRS using five year old memes.

05:53:11.000 Oh, no, Harambe was 2016.

05:53:14.000 Wow, I didn't.

05:53:15.000 That's surprising to me.

05:53:18.000 Ben Shapiro and TRF both won't shut up about gas chambers. 0.91

05:53:23.000 Yeah, so true. 0.98

05:53:26.000 Dude, 2015 was the current year.

05:53:29.000 That's the beginning of the current year.

05:53:32.000 So many good memories.

05:53:33.000 Yeah, let's see.

05:53:36.000 Top stories of 2015 Charlie Hebdo, Hillary Clinton's email server, Brian Williams lying.

05:53:45.000 Black Lives Matter was 2015.

05:53:47.000 Donald Trump announcing for the election, gay marriage.

05:53:52.000 Uh-uh. 0.99

05:53:52.000 Looks like that's it. 0.99

05:53:56.000 Yeah, I mean, basically, 2016 was, like, one of the best years up until probably this year, for me at least.

05:54:04.000 Yeah.

05:54:05.000 Yeah, 2016 will be the best.

05:54:07.000 Yeah.

05:54:09.000 Ever.

05:54:10.000 It's Trump, and then, um, I just think everything was, like, a lot, a lot more, I guess, lighthearted compared to what it is now.

05:54:19.000 Yeah, so true.

05:54:19.000 And then it was what was it, you know, you know, Leafy is here, it was around.

05:54:26.000 Oh, whoops, I keep forgetting to put my web page back up.

05:54:37.000 Let's see.

05:54:45.000 Oh, hey, oh, whoa, whoa, look at this advertisement.

05:54:48.000 Yeah, love the Aero Postal advertisement here.

05:54:51.000 Love to see it.

05:54:52.000 Are you watching the stream right now?

05:54:54.000 Yeah, that's very subtle, by the way.

05:54:58.000 Clearance up to 80% off.

05:55:00.000 Wow, what a great deal.

05:55:02.000 I had to go back to check if that was legit.

05:55:04.000 Oh, it's a real thing.

05:55:05.000 Yeah, clearly 80% off.

05:55:06.000 Wow.

05:55:10.000 That's a good deal.

05:55:12.000 So much yes.

05:55:14.000 So much yes.

05:55:16.000 You, you, Aeropostle, in the internet for today.

05:55:22.000 Thank you for the gold, kind stranger.

05:55:27.000 What's that African king's name?

05:55:29.000 The richest guy?

05:55:31.000 Oh, yeah, Masa Musa.

05:55:32.000 Thank you for the gold, Masa Musa. 0.83

05:55:34.000 That's what that girl was saying.

05:55:37.000 President Obama meets Vidal Castro, or Raul Castro.

05:55:40.000 I remember when he held up his hand.

05:55:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:55:44.000 It was like the Cuban thaw or whatever.

05:55:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

05:55:48.000 It was so dumb. 0.99

05:55:50.000 Mohammed Morsi sentenced to death in Egypt. 1.00

05:55:56.000 Yo, I remember that.

05:55:57.000 So much, yes.

05:56:00.000 I love regime change in Egypt.

05:56:05.000 Hosni Mubarak be like, miss me yet?

05:56:09.000 Cecil the Lion.

05:56:14.000 Oh, the Iran nuclear deal. 1.00

05:56:18.000 That was the best day ever.

05:56:22.000 Ferguson, Missouri, that was the gentle giant Michael Brown.

05:56:27.000 Mike Brown.

05:56:29.000 Where were you when the Iran nuclear deal was signed?

05:56:34.000 I don't remember, actually.

05:56:36.000 Palmyra, ISIS destroys all those statues in Palmyra.

05:56:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.99

05:56:45.000 New pre human species discovered in South Africa. 0.94

05:56:48.000 No comment.

05:56:52.000 No comment on that.

05:56:53.000 No way, this is real.

05:56:55.000 I thought we knew that already, but.

05:56:57.000 It is. 1.00

05:56:58.000 You know, out of Africa and everything. 1.00

05:57:01.000 Let's see.

05:57:08.000 The Paris Bataclan terrorist attack was 2015.

05:57:15.000 Remember when they killed 130 people?

05:57:19.000 Oh, yeah, I mean, that as an event is, like, so.

05:57:24.000 I mean, so just, like.

05:57:27.000 So much, yes.

05:57:28.000 Yeah, I mean, it was like basically completely skimmed over, also.

05:57:35.000 Because it was like Trump gave this literally perfect answer in response to that, you know what I mean? 0.63

05:57:41.000 Yeah, oh yeah, the Muslim ban, very epic.

05:57:46.000 Yeah, that was like my first big red pill moment. 1.00

05:57:49.000 It was like the Bataclan massacre.

05:57:51.000 I remember watching my first Stefan Molyneux video.

05:57:55.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

05:57:56.000 Yeah, for real.

05:57:58.000 Bruh.

05:57:59.000 Well, I'll never forget the picture of the concert hall.

05:58:03.000 Oh, yeah.

05:58:03.000 All the blood smeared all over the floor.

05:58:06.000 Oh, yeah.

05:58:07.000 Bodies everywhere.

05:58:07.000 That was horrible.

05:58:09.000 Yeah, seriously.

05:58:10.000 And that was 2015 was like when the migrant crisis in Europe first came on my radar.

05:58:16.000 That was like 2015 was like the record setting year, I believe, for illegal African migrants into Europe.

05:58:24.000 That was like when Voice of Europe was at its heyday, Gatestone Institute.

05:58:29.000 All the anti migrant stuff.

05:58:32.000 That was like a real turning point.

05:58:32.000 Very epic.

05:58:35.000 Yeah, seriously.

05:58:36.000 It's so crazy to think about how far we've come since 2015.

05:58:38.000 Because honestly, now, like in Europe, Europe is still not in a good place.

05:58:45.000 But, you know, now even Merkel has acknowledged that multiculturalism is a failure and immigration is like a toxic issue in a lot of these countries.

05:58:54.000 So it's so, you know, it's very white pilling to look that just a short amount of time ago, four years ago, it's like a totally different paradigm.

05:59:02.000 I feel like the migrant crisis maybe it hadn't happened really yet, but it definitely wasn't on people's radar as much.

05:59:09.000 Yeah, seriously. 0.59

05:59:11.000 It wasn't like a 2015 2016 New Year's Eve party in Germany where they like the 2000 migrant rapes.

05:59:23.000 Yeah, yeah, in Cologne. 0.63

05:59:25.000 Yeah.

05:59:28.000 This is 2015 was like when I became woke.

05:59:31.000 Like, up until this point, I had been a libertarian.

05:59:35.000 And, you know, because, well, and it's interesting going through the years, going from 2010 to 2011 to 2012 when it was Occupy Wall Street, the recession.

05:59:44.000 Barack Obama's reelection. 0.99

05:59:47.000 Those formative events kind of made me like a free market, like libertarian guy because I looked at Occupy and I said, these people are dumb. 1.00

05:59:55.000 Like, this is ridiculous.

05:59:57.000 But then it was the formative events of 2015, which was the primary in the Republican Party that started in August 2015 with the first debate.

06:00:06.000 And it was the migrant crisis and Islamic terrorism that precipitated a much different political consciousness.

06:00:15.000 Yeah, you were pipelined.

06:00:17.000 That's right, that's right.

06:00:19.000 Pipelined.

06:00:21.000 Consider me pipelined.

06:00:22.000 Yeah, consider me pipelined.

06:00:26.000 Because, yeah, because for me, it was kind of the same story, you know, even though, you know, for me, obviously.

06:00:33.000 For me, it's okay, so for me, it was like Ben Shapiro pops on to my, you know, YouTube recommendations in, like, I guess, 2015.

06:00:46.000 And then I'm like very into like, you know, small government, you know, all of this stuff.

06:00:55.000 And then eventually it was like this very cringe fat kid in my school was like, oh, hey, do you like 4chan?

06:01:05.000 So all of that just combined just kind of brought me down this path, you know what I mean?

06:01:10.000 Yeah.

06:01:11.000 Bro, why did you dig out my whole house?

06:01:16.000 Is Brian still there?

06:01:20.000 Yeah, I don't know.

06:01:22.000 This entire VC has been getting kind of sparse.

06:01:27.000 Hmm.

06:01:29.000 Brian's been kind of messing stuff up.

06:01:31.000 For real.

06:01:32.000 Yeah.

06:01:34.000 He put water everywhere on top.

06:01:37.000 Someone built a cross and then he put water on it.

06:01:40.000 Yeah.

06:01:41.000 Kind of reminds me of a different Brian we know.

06:01:47.000 Minecraft. 0.97

06:01:48.000 Brain sick. 0.87

06:01:48.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.87

06:01:49.000 It's the spirit of Brian.

06:01:52.000 Didn't he just burn down your guys' whole server once or something like that?

06:01:55.000 Yeah, he totally destroyed my house.

06:01:58.000 Bruh.

06:01:59.000 Very cringe.

06:02:09.000 Alright.

06:02:11.000 Time to build a monastery.

06:02:16.000 Yo, I'm in my kitchen. 1.00

06:02:18.000 I hear you guys shit talking, Brian. 0.99

06:02:20.000 I just want to let you know. 1.00

06:02:22.000 One, didn't dig out your house. 0.98

06:02:23.000 That was Treader. 0.94

06:02:24.000 Two, the cross.

06:02:25.000 Know nothing about that.

06:02:27.000 I've been eating food. 0.99

06:02:29.000 Was that Treader?

06:02:30.000 I promise it was Treader, bro.

06:02:30.000 Wow.

06:02:33.000 Wow.

06:02:34.000 You can't trust anything.

06:02:35.000 You can't trust anyone or anything.

06:02:37.000 Yeah.

06:02:39.000 I've.

06:02:40.000 I learned that the hard way, you know?

06:02:41.000 Yeah, you did.

06:02:46.000 Well, yeah.

06:02:48.000 It was just a small price.

06:02:51.000 It's a small price to pay if you learn, yeah.

06:02:56.000 Yeah, no big deal.

06:03:00.000 Treader says, I'm innocent.

06:03:01.000 Okay.

06:03:02.000 I don't know who I.

06:03:03.000 I don't know what to believe anymore.

06:03:07.000 Oh, he also put all this stone around this house.

06:03:14.000 I don't know.

06:03:18.000 I don't think it was Treader.

06:03:21.000 Dude, it was Treader.

06:03:22.000 It was definitely not Treader.

06:03:24.000 Dude, it was definitely Treader.

06:03:26.000 Bruh!

06:03:27.000 Is Treader the one that burned down my house?

06:03:29.000 You built a stone sarcophagus around my house.

06:03:33.000 That was me.

06:03:34.000 I was burnt down your house.

06:03:39.000 Yeah.

06:03:41.000 Literally, I haven't been here the last 30 minutes.

06:03:46.000 I've been listening to your conversation while I eat food.

06:03:49.000 I don't, I literally just don't believe you.

06:03:53.000 Bruh, I've been eating shrimp pesto. 0.96

06:03:57.000 Pigs hurt. 0.76

06:03:58.000 You could say you're eating whatever, it doesn't make me believe you.

06:04:02.000 Yeah.

06:04:04.000 Dude.

06:04:05.000 Alright, let's clean this up.

06:04:08.000 Look, alright, it hurts me deeply that you wouldn't trust me.

06:04:15.000 I trust Jaden, but Jaden's not here anymore.

06:04:18.000 Bruh!

06:04:21.000 Oh, this is a very tasteful house, so I like that a lot.

06:04:25.000 Whose house is this?

06:04:27.000 Ness?

06:04:28.000 Who's Ness?

06:04:30.000 That's Nessquick.

06:04:32.000 Is Nessquick's in VC?

06:04:34.000 Alright, I'm going back 18 miles.

06:04:35.000 He's the one with the server.

06:04:37.000 I gotcha.

06:04:39.000 I would have had a pretty nice house.

06:04:41.000 This house is okay.

06:04:42.000 Should I bring in Ness?

06:04:47.000 Building on a second floor.

06:04:49.000 Nice style.

06:04:49.000 Nice.

06:04:51.000 Compared to my, uh, I had a green top, but then somebody built a sarcophagus around it, like the Chernobyl plant.

06:04:51.000 Thank you.

06:04:58.000 Bruh.

06:05:02.000 I might have to go further underground.

06:05:10.000 Maxie says I'm back from my grandpa's 91st birthday.

06:05:14.000 Well, welcome back.

06:05:15.000 Hope it was a good birthday party.

06:05:19.000 Yummy.

06:05:20.000 I love the taste of monster.

06:05:22.000 Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.

06:05:23.000 Mm hmm.

06:05:24.000 Mmm.

06:05:26.000 It could only be white.

06:05:27.000 It's the only flavor I drink.

06:05:31.000 Bro, did you take all my iron?

06:05:33.000 I think you stole my iron.

06:05:37.000 Whoops.

06:05:40.000 Aw, bruh.

06:05:42.000 Why is he gonna assassinate an escort?

06:06:04.000 Money, money, you can take off your clothes as long as you're coming home. 1.00

06:06:08.000 Song sucks. 0.98

06:06:21.000 Nick, did you ever play Fallout 4? 0.99

06:06:39.000 Yeah, that was 2015.

06:06:43.000 Oh, was it?

06:06:44.000 Yeah, so was Witcher.

06:06:48.000 Yeah, Fallout 4, some good memories of Fallout 4, I have to say.

06:06:53.000 Playing Fallout 4, yeah.

06:06:56.000 This is my first Fallout game, actually. 0.99

06:06:59.000 Oh shit. 0.99

06:07:02.000 I don't need the ravel. 1.00

06:07:06.000 I don't need seeds. 1.00

06:07:24.000 What the fuck is this song? 0.99

06:07:33.000 Is this Sam Smith? 1.00

06:07:34.000 Yeah, barf. 1.00

06:07:35.000 Fuck Sam Smith, dude. 1.00

06:07:37.000 Yeah, bruh. 1.00

06:07:45.000 Rather die. 1.00

06:07:46.000 Alright. 0.99

06:07:51.000 Yo, follow me?

06:07:53.000 Talking about losing iron, I just want to also report that Treader had full iron while he was encased in your house.

06:08:00.000 Just so you know.

06:08:03.000 The only problem is, I don't believe anything you say.

06:08:06.000 The one challenge that I. What else happened?

06:08:40.000 Just cause three in 2015 Just cause two was pretty fun.

06:08:51.000 I never played the third one.

06:08:55.000 You know.

06:08:56.000 So let's

06:09:40.000 see, I think the next game is there.

06:09:55.000 Who has Grand Theft Auto here?

06:09:58.000 I do.

06:09:59.000 You guys all have GTA Online after this?

06:10:03.000 Yeah, yeah, sure.

06:10:09.000 We have to update my game, but I could probably help out.

06:10:12.000 Cool.

06:10:14.000 Actually, so our options are GTA V, Fortnite, and Modern Warfare.

06:10:20.000 We could probably only play two.

06:10:23.000 Yeah.

06:10:23.000 That makes sense.

06:10:27.000 So I have, um.

06:10:31.000 I don't know.

06:10:31.000 Uh.

06:10:34.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

06:10:36.000 I'm starting to, you know, blank after this Minecraft use.

06:10:41.000 So I think I have Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite, I have.

06:10:47.000 But not caught.

06:10:49.000 Okay.

06:10:49.000 Well, everyone's saying GTA.

06:10:51.000 So we'll definitely play that.

06:10:54.000 And then we could probably play all three.

06:10:56.000 Maybe we'll play Modern Warfare at the very end.

06:11:00.000 Because I play that a lot anyway.

06:11:02.000 Yeah.

06:11:03.000 I won't be able to play anymore, but I'll just hang out.

06:11:05.000 Because it's shmood.

06:11:06.000 Why haven't you gotten Modern Warfare yet, Jesse?

06:11:09.000 Why do you think?

06:11:11.000 Oh, yeah.

06:11:12.000 Yeah.

06:11:15.000 You know, if I happen to, you know, come across some money, then I'll buy it.

06:11:22.000 But until then.

06:11:23.000 It's on sale for $40 today on the Blizzard store.

06:11:34.000 Tempting.

06:11:36.000 I haven't bought it yet, but I might buy it during this stream so I can pull it up.

06:11:50.000 Did you want those Tree saplings Oh, thanks.

06:12:23.000 What?

06:12:25.000 Yeah, that'd be good.

06:12:29.000 The producer's gonna bring me some soup?

06:12:32.000 Soup, chat?

06:12:33.000 Yo, I just had some soup.

06:12:35.000 What kind of soup?

06:12:37.000 I think it was like a.

06:12:38.000 It's like a turkey.

06:12:41.000 It's like a chicken tortilla soup without any.

06:12:44.000 With turkey instead.

06:12:45.000 It's pretty good.

06:12:47.000 So it's turkey tortilla soup.

06:12:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:12:51.000 It's not my favorite.

06:12:54.000 I like a good, like, potato soup or clam chowder.

06:12:57.000 Hey, thank

06:14:12.000 you.

06:14:14.000 Epic check?

06:14:15.000 Soup check?

06:14:17.000 Beast.

06:14:18.000 Big bowl of soup.

06:14:18.000 Soup check.

06:14:19.000 Can I get a soup check in chat, please?

06:14:22.000 Press S for soup.

06:14:24.000 Press S for soup.

06:14:37.000 Now what?

06:14:38.000 Spell?

06:15:10.000 Oh, I hate this song.

06:15:14.000 Chandelier song. 1.00

06:15:17.000 Yeah, Sia is so bad, seriously.

06:15:37.000 I guess Twitter is still in general. 1.00

06:15:41.000 As expected.

06:15:43.000 He keeps getting disconnected.

06:15:44.000 It's like.

06:15:45.000 What are we supposed to do, bro?

06:15:53.000 This.

06:15:53.000 All these playlists, they're just getting progressively worse.

06:16:01.000 Yo, Nene?

06:16:02.000 Whipping Nene? 0.86

06:16:04.000 Watch me whip, watch me Nene. 1.00

06:16:06.000 Whip and Nene.

06:16:08.000 So much, yes.

06:16:09.000 So much, yes.

06:16:10.000 Don't do it for me. 0.99

06:16:12.000 Now watch me whip. 1.00

06:16:13.000 Kill it, now watch me, Nana. 1.00

06:16:15.000 Okay, now watch me whip. 1.00

06:16:17.000 Whip, watch me, Nana. 1.00

06:16:18.000 Why me do it? 1.00

06:16:19.000 Now watch me whip. 1.00

06:16:20.000 Whip, watch me, Nana. 0.99

06:16:22.000 Can you do it now? 1.00

06:16:24.000 Watch me, watch me.

06:16:27.000 Oh, watch me, watch me.

06:16:35.000 Oh, watch me.

06:16:36.000 Oh, watch me.

06:16:38.000 What year in high school were you guys during 2015?

06:16:41.000 Um, I was a junior.

06:16:45.000 Yeah, I was a freshman.

06:16:47.000 I was in a sandbox.

06:16:50.000 Oh, jeez.

06:16:52.000 Bruh.

06:16:53.000 Yeah.

06:16:55.000 That's, uh, what, fifth grade, I think?

06:17:00.000 Bruh.

06:17:02.000 Bruh.

06:17:12.000 Bob, B Watch me.

06:17:35.000 Oh, okay.

06:17:44.000 All right.

06:17:57.000 What was your drama about?

06:17:59.000 There was a lot of fights at my school.

06:18:03.000 There was one week where we had a fight every single day.

06:18:07.000 And by the end of the week, everyone was so wired and ready to see the next fight that they would, you know, we'd form crowds and then everyone in the whole school would just come and think that there was a fight going on.

06:18:23.000 It's pretty funny.

06:18:24.000 Yeah, it reminds me a lot of my school, to be honest.

06:18:30.000 We had like a grade A school, then like the prison school got shut down, so they took all the demographic from the prison school.

06:18:37.000 They thought, well, they take the worst kids, you put them in the best school, they'll become the best kids.

06:18:41.000 Obviously, yeah.

06:18:43.000 I mean, that's how you expect them to work.

06:18:45.000 That's like a good plan, you know? 1.00

06:18:47.000 It is desegregation, actually. 0.99

06:18:49.000 Yeah.

06:18:50.000 It's a lot of fights, you could say that. 0.65

06:18:53.000 You're being unsegregated right now. 0.63

06:19:04.000 I'll never forget, like, this Mexican girl stabbed some dude in the back. 0.97

06:19:08.000 And he was, like, cheating on her during the school. 0.78

06:19:08.000 Bro. 0.78

06:19:12.000 It was hilarious. 0.98

06:19:13.000 Stabbing someone in the back. 0.78

06:19:15.000 Yeah, yeah, it was, like.

06:19:17.000 I didn't personally see it happen, but it, like, happened in the hallway over from me, so it was epic.

06:19:22.000 Yeah.

06:19:25.000 It's crazy.

06:19:30.000 Kinda crazy, though. 0.99

06:19:38.000 Aw, damn it. 0.99

06:19:50.000 Gosh. 0.99

06:20:10.000 Oh, do I still have my saplings? 1.00

06:20:11.000 Fuck, I don't have my saplings. 1.00

06:20:16.000 Cringe. 1.00

06:20:35.000 I could have lived down here indefinitely.

06:20:50.000 Are you mining?

06:20:51.000 You trying to get diamonds right now?

06:20:54.000 I'm uh, don't worry about what I'm doing.

06:20:57.000 Alright, I'll just look on the stream.

06:21:14.000 I don't know like any of these songs that keep coming up.

06:21:25.000 What's funny is like a lot of the stuff from the 2000s, like a lot of these games are hardly even a throwback.

06:21:31.000 Like most of these games, everybody's still playing, you know?

06:21:33.000 Yeah, that's true.

06:21:34.000 Minecraft, Fortnite.

06:21:38.000 Well, it's, you know, these are the games that go beyond.

06:21:46.000 They go beyond the generations.

06:21:49.000 Just like the music, you know?

06:21:51.000 So true Phantoms.

06:22:51.000 I hate that they added them in the game.

06:22:54.000 I wouldn't know what it's like above ground.

06:22:58.000 I haven't been there Carving out a new future above ground.

06:23:06.000 What's that like?

06:23:07.000 How you gonna get food?

06:23:11.000 Don't worry about me.

06:23:14.000 I Don't want you to worry about me I think one of the weirdest things when growing up is seeing kids that are 10 years younger than you play the same games as you.

06:23:41.000 Yeah.

06:23:44.000 Like, we have family friends and they have these little kids and they're talking about Fortnite and you're like, bro, what?

06:23:51.000 I mean, okay, Generation Alpha is going to be so bad, okay?

06:23:56.000 Well, it's just like, I don't know, because I still grew up with Fortnite.

06:24:00.000 I enjoyed playing.

06:24:01.000 Yeah.

06:24:02.000 Playing Fortnite on the Android.

06:24:04.000 Yeah, I grew up without, you know, like, I didn't have a phone until I was like 13 or something.

06:24:10.000 Well, yeah, exactly.

06:24:12.000 Basically, the problem is, like, you give kids, you know, phones and stuff, I mean, right when they're, like, able to, like, talk or whatever.

06:24:22.000 And that totally messes up their, like, whole, you know, development, I guess.

06:24:31.000 Because for me, I.

06:24:32.000 Yeah, for me, I could access the internet first when I was, I guess, seven.

06:24:39.000 And then basically, until then, I would just read or do whatever.

06:24:45.000 Yeah, well, I used to play RuneScape in Flash games.

06:24:50.000 I'm a serious little laptop, but I'd still go outside and stuff, but it just seems like.

06:24:58.000 It'll be interesting to see how this next generation turns out.

06:25:03.000 Yeah.

06:25:05.000 True.

06:25:06.000 Seriously.

06:25:07.000 Yeah, we have some cousins who are half black, and one of the youngest of the half blacks. 0.99

06:25:14.000 Such, yes.

06:25:15.000 Yeah.

06:25:16.000 Oh, thank you.

06:25:18.000 The youngest of them is like a big Fortnite player.

06:25:21.000 He doesn't have a computer, so he only plays on Fortnite Android.

06:25:25.000 And I don't know how this kid, he's like eight years old, spent over $1,000 on in game items.

06:25:29.000 He just gives them to other people, like, so somebody will play with them.

06:25:32.000 I'll give you the latest skins or whatever, and I'm like.

06:25:36.000 It's the weirdest thing watching it.

06:25:38.000 Bankrupting your entire family.

06:25:40.000 Yeah, yeah, it's the weirdest thing.

06:25:42.000 Astounding family fortune to buy Viva.

06:25:45.000 Yeah, I'm not joking, man.

06:25:48.000 Yeah.

06:25:50.000 But it's like, I don't know.

06:25:52.000 He's using all of the same Fortnite meme, literally eight.

06:25:56.000 I'm like, it's really weird to watch.

06:26:01.000 Yeah.

06:26:05.000 Need food.

06:26:05.000 Let's see

06:26:41.000 optics.

06:26:42.000 Respecter says, is that kid's dad in the picture?

06:26:44.000 Or Dot Dot Dot Uh.

06:26:48.000 You don't even have to ask that question.

06:26:53.000 Yikes.

06:26:54.000 Thank you for the food. 1.00

06:27:06.000 Need a beehive.

06:27:08.000 You like

06:27:39.000 horror movies, Nick.

06:27:41.000 No, I hate horror movies Not even like psychological thrillers No, I don't like horror movies too scary Too spooky Ah!

06:28:09.000 Society is a horror movie.

06:28:12.000 Yeah, I usually don't like to watch the newer.

06:28:12.000 So true.

06:28:17.000 I like psychological thrillers.

06:28:19.000 That one legitimately scared me. 1.00

06:28:23.000 It's fucking skeletons, man. 0.99

06:28:26.000 Phantoms are action. 0.99

06:28:29.000 Yeah, the phantoms are kind of hard to actually attack.

06:28:34.000 Just over here building my house.

06:28:37.000 Phantom's testing my Gandhi right now.

06:28:53.000 Yo!

06:28:54.000 Ha ha ha!

06:28:55.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!

06:28:57.000 Beautiful.

06:29:02.000 How do I pick up a minecart?

06:29:06.000 You break it?

06:29:07.000 You just punch it?

06:29:08.000 It's not working.

06:29:11.000 You punch it multiple times, you have to keep punching it.

06:29:14.000 It's very helpful.

06:29:17.000 You have to punch it a bunch.

06:29:23.000 Now I can live underground indefinitely. 0.96

06:29:27.000 Oh, because.

06:29:30.000 Did you find seeds in the minecart?

06:29:36.000 You need sunlight, though.

06:29:38.000 How about don't worry about anything?

06:29:39.000 Ever again.

06:29:41.000 Why don't you just worry about yourself?

06:29:44.000 You're already worried about my affairs.

06:29:51.000 Did you die?

06:29:56.000 No. 0.99

06:29:57.000 Just a creeper. 0.96

06:30:00.000 Dead Nick Chuck.

06:30:03.000 That was freaky, man.

06:30:24.000 Now that's the last thing you want to encounter down here, down in these mine shafts.

06:30:29.000 Hmm.

06:30:32.000 It's one of those creepers.

06:30:34.000 Yeah.

06:30:34.000 One of them creepers.

06:30:36.000 Yeah, nasty creepers. 0.97

06:30:38.000 They're like wolves. 0.98

06:30:41.000 They're like the wolves in the north. 1.00

06:30:43.000 Fuck wolves. 1.00

06:30:44.000 We hate wolves. 1.00

06:30:46.000 You know what?

06:30:48.000 Wolves die.

06:30:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

06:30:52.000 If I see a wolf around me, shit. 1.00

06:31:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

06:31:02.000 Jaden, you still there?

06:31:03.000 You're kind of being quiet.

06:31:04.000 I kind of like this song.

06:31:14.000 I'm saving this one on my Spotify.

06:31:18.000 Which song is it?

06:31:20.000 I didn't catch the name.

06:31:21.000 It's like Pitbull and Leo.

06:31:25.000 Pitbulls?

06:31:26.000 Really makes it blink, I guess, huh?

06:31:29.000 Yeah, this is a wood farm.

06:31:34.000 Veritable wood farm.

06:31:41.000 Ah!

06:31:42.000 Gosh! 1.00

06:31:44.000 Dolly!

06:31:46.000 Grats.

06:31:48.000 That's good stuff.

06:31:57.000 This game's scary, man.

06:32:00.000 Yeah, it's a scary game.

06:32:02.000 Very true.

06:32:05.000 Classifying Minecraft as a psychological thriller may cause psychological damage.

06:32:14.000 A slow deterioration of Nicholas J. Fuente's psyche.

06:32:18.000 I've been underground for so long.

06:32:26.000 Surely that can't be good.

06:32:33.000 Ah, no!

06:32:36.000 Oh my god, dude!

06:32:37.000 No!

06:32:39.000 Nowhere to run!

06:32:43.000 I'm trapped.

06:32:44.000 Do you need health?

06:32:44.000 No.

06:32:45.000 Oh, that's so bad. 1.00

06:32:48.000 You know you can kill them, right? 1.00

06:32:50.000 He's too close, though. 1.00

06:32:53.000 I'm not going to do this every night.

06:33:00.000 I'm not going to do this every night.

06:33:03.000 Where'd he go?

06:33:04.000 He left.

06:33:05.000 Alright, Coast Square, I'm outta here.

06:33:10.000 Oh, hey!

06:33:11.000 I've triangulated your location.

06:33:14.000 How'd you find me?

06:33:15.000 Your stream.

06:33:19.000 Ah.

06:33:23.000 You died?

06:33:25.000 You're one companion.

06:33:27.000 I will find my way back.

06:33:31.000 Don't find me.

06:33:32.000 I'm down here so that no one will find me.

06:33:35.000 Oh.

06:33:37.000 What was that? 1.00

06:33:42.000 Aw, damn. 1.00

06:33:47.000 Gotta zigzag. 1.00

06:33:48.000 Zigzag, and it can't hit me. 1.00

06:33:50.000 Aw, damn it! 1.00

06:33:51.000 I just died. 0.99

06:33:52.000 Where goes all my stuff?

06:33:56.000 I mean, you can find it, right?

06:33:58.000 No.

06:34:02.000 Big F. F's in the chat.

06:34:08.000 Everything I worked for, everything I saved up.

06:34:19.000 Yeah.

06:34:23.000 Yeah.

06:34:26.000 Hey again.

06:34:27.000 What happened to Jaden?

06:34:29.000 He just muted, I guess.

06:34:31.000 Yeah.

06:34:32.000 He got caught, man.

06:34:36.000 Brian took over.

06:34:37.000 He got swatted because of his treachery to his country.

06:34:47.000 What is this?

06:34:49.000 How dare you?

06:34:52.000 How dare you? 1.00

06:34:56.000 I will burn it. 1.00

06:34:58.000 That was tragic. 0.99

06:34:59.000 All my belongings gone.

06:35:03.000 Yeah.

06:35:06.000 That's uh.

06:35:09.000 Like tears coming up.

06:35:11.000 Yeah.

06:35:13.000 Exactly.

06:35:15.000 I've been eating food in my kitchen.

06:35:18.000 I have returned.

06:35:20.000 Oh, great.

06:35:21.000 Yeah.

06:35:22.000 Mark Anthony.

06:35:24.000 Treader, why are you lying and people like.

06:35:28.000 I was eating dinner, man.

06:35:30.000 Weren't you eating earlier, Jaden?

06:35:33.000 No, I've been eating this whole time.

06:35:35.000 He eats a lot.

06:35:37.000 Subscribe to it.

06:35:40.000 He's a big guy.

06:35:44.000 Oh, for Jay.

06:35:52.000 I'm ready to bail on this and play Grand Theft Auto.

06:35:56.000 Yeah.

06:35:58.000 Sounds good.

06:36:04.000 After I lost all my belongings, I lost everything.

06:36:09.000 Yeah, I know what that feels like.

06:36:14.000 That's Brian.

06:36:15.000 That's been my whole experience.

06:36:17.000 People just killing me over and over again for no reason.

06:36:22.000 Let me get Grand Theft Auto loaded up.

06:36:27.000 Who in chat's buying me GTA?

06:36:34.000 Yeah, you're gonna try to download that game too

06:37:19.000 They fear they'll lose so much if you take my hand.

06:37:22.000 I remember this song.

06:37:25.000 What do we got?

06:37:37.000 The 2016's coming up soon?

06:37:39.000 Yeah, coming up in 12 minutes.

06:37:45.000 So, this is the halfway point of this stream.

06:37:48.000 Um.

06:37:51.000 We already passed the halfway point.

06:37:52.000 There's only four more years left to do what we did.

06:37:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

06:37:58.000 So, upon completing 2015, we'll have gone one, two, three, six years.

06:38:03.000 So, we're on the other side.

06:38:06.000 Yeah.

06:38:07.000 Here, use this site.

06:38:09.000 It's pretty good.

06:38:11.000 It's like people rate it instead of media or whatever.

06:38:20.000 Only four more hours left.

06:38:23.000 Four hours remain.

06:38:25.000 It's a long and winding road.

06:38:27.000 A mere four hours.

06:38:29.000 How are you holding up?

06:38:34.000 I'm doing okay.

06:38:36.000 I'm holding up okay.

06:38:50.000 I'll be right back, fellas.

06:38:51.000 I gotta restart my PC to get GTA work.

06:38:54.000 Okay, bro.

06:38:55.000 TTYL.

06:39:15.000 Oh, I kind of like this song.

06:39:17.000 This is Stitches by Sean Mendez. 0.98

06:39:22.000 It's kind of stupid, but it's kind of like a. 0.98

06:39:25.000 I don't know, I kind of like it. 1.00

06:39:26.000 It's kind of a box.

06:39:28.000 It's very emotional. 0.99

06:39:29.000 Kind of gay, but it's kind of good, also. 1.00

06:39:39.000 Shut up. 1.00

06:39:40.000 Alright, I guess while you guys play GTA. 1.00

06:39:47.000 Time to play Pokemon.

06:39:49.000 Pokemon.

06:39:51.000 Pokemon.

06:39:52.000 Yo.

06:39:53.000 I got a square.

06:39:53.000 Oh, whoops.

06:39:54.000 I'm gonna play Osiris now.

06:39:57.000 Got it.

06:39:58.000 Gotta get big.

06:40:00.000 Or maybe I should practice warm up for the Call of Duty portion.

06:40:03.000 I got it pressed.

06:40:04.000 Oh, yeah.

06:40:05.000 Warm up for the Fortnite portion.

06:40:07.000 Everybody update your Fortnite.

06:40:09.000 Yo.

06:40:10.000 How many people do we have?

06:40:13.000 Dude, I'm trying.

06:40:14.000 Are we getting on the people's list?

06:40:16.000 We'll play Fortnite at 11.

06:40:16.000 I'm trying at 11.

06:40:18.000 Do we have too many people?

06:40:19.000 Or maybe ten, it depends.

06:40:21.000 Um.

06:40:23.000 Uh.

06:40:24.000 We need four for Fortnite.

06:40:27.000 Alright, alright.

06:40:29.000 We could swap people in and out.

06:40:31.000 Nah, I'm not.

06:40:32.000 I refuse to be swapped.

06:40:34.000 Well, yeah, you can play Jada because you're pretty good.

06:40:40.000 I'll have to see if I can.

06:40:41.000 I might have to try new accounts because they, uh.

06:40:47.000 Fortnite discriminates against Linux.

06:40:51.000 Linux.

06:40:52.000 Bro, why?

06:40:53.000 Yeah.

06:40:54.000 Uh, cause I built a new computer and I lost my Windows.

06:40:59.000 Um.

06:41:02.000 I lost my Windows license and I didn't want to buy it.

06:41:07.000 Uh, another one.

06:41:09.000 And so I was like, I don't know.

06:41:10.000 So my friend downloaded Linux onto you. 1.00

06:41:12.000 I gotta fuck it real quick. 1.00

06:41:13.000 I'll be right back. 1.00

06:41:15.000 BRBs. 0.99

06:41:17.000 That's Nick's way of saying he doesn't fucking care. 0.98

06:41:20.000 Yeah, it's pretty cringe, honestly. 0.99

06:41:23.000 Linux is so annoying.

06:41:25.000 What, like, what, like, distro of Linux are you running?

06:41:29.000 Uh, it's Ubuntu.

06:41:30.000 I use Pop! OS.

06:41:33.000 Yes, so much.

06:41:34.000 Temple OS?

06:41:34.000 Yes, I use Temple.

06:41:35.000 Have you heard of it?

06:41:36.000 Yeah, yeah, Temple OS.

06:41:41.000 Yeah, because for me, I just see people, like, and, like, using, like, you know, Gentoo.

06:41:46.000 You know what I mean?

06:41:47.000 Like that.

06:41:50.000 It's hard for me to learn.

06:41:51.000 I'm not, like, I don't know, when I come across a problem, I just ask my friends.

06:41:56.000 I'm like, bruh, do this.

06:42:00.000 I'm not a nerd about Linux, you know?

06:42:03.000 I haven't researched enough.

06:42:08.000 But, we're getting there.

06:42:11.000 I don't got no type!

06:42:14.000 Nah.

06:42:22.000 Since there's a lull, since there's a lot of dead air, everybody follow at Treadder Galactic on Twitter and follow Omni Kensi TV on Twitter.

06:42:29.000 Thank you, thank you.

06:42:30.000 Yeah, follow Omni Kensi TV.

06:42:32.000 And whatever the hell these other guys are doing.

06:42:33.000 Subscribe to Folk Salad on YouTube.

06:42:36.000 Don't listen to anyone chilling, instead, shill my stuff.

06:42:39.000 What's your at, bro?

06:42:40.000 I would have shilled it, I couldn't remember though.

06:42:42.000 That's okay.

06:42:44.000 Was it Jaden McNeil?

06:42:45.000 Follow Jaden McNeil on Twitter.

06:42:47.000 Follow Brian.

06:42:48.000 Is it still loading?

06:42:53.000 I tried to stop him, Rick.

06:42:54.000 I tried to stop him from chilling.

06:42:56.000 Yeah.

06:42:57.000 We chilled everybody.

06:42:58.000 It was great.

06:42:59.000 It was dead air, so you know, what can you do?

06:43:02.000 This is a no chill zone.

06:43:04.000 I was singing Ray Schrimmer and Folk Salad Nation.

06:43:19.000 This game takes so long to load.

06:43:22.000 Yeah, dude, GTA has always taken a thousand years.

06:43:30.000 Yeah.

06:43:50.000 Yeah, I don't know why this is taking so long Guess we can't play darn sorry you must enter the creation screen what what does that even mean?

06:44:03.000 You have to restart.

06:44:06.000 I have no idea what that message was.

06:44:08.000 I gotta create a character first, I guess.

06:44:12.000 Have you played online before?

06:44:20.000 Yeah, sleepy mode.

06:44:32.000 Do you guys get anything cool for Christmas?

06:44:35.000 No.

06:44:38.000 I got a new iPhone.

06:44:41.000 So basically, since middle school, I've been using the same 6.

06:44:47.000 So I got a 7, I think.

06:44:51.000 I'm going to start posting pictures of my blocks of fudge.

06:44:55.000 I got clothes.

06:44:58.000 Somebody got me a Funko Pop.

06:44:59.000 My cousin got me a Funko Pop.

06:45:02.000 I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

06:45:04.000 You set it up on a shelf.

06:45:06.000 Yeah, okay.

06:45:07.000 I'm not doing that though.

06:45:09.000 It's, I mean, to be fair, it's an Avatar The Last Airbender one, but I don't know.

06:45:15.000 It's just looking at me right now. 0.83

06:45:24.000 This playlist sucks. 1.00

06:45:26.000 This guy looks like a grease ball. 1.00

06:45:31.000 I like that. 0.67

06:45:33.000 Nick, do you have a type?

06:45:35.000 What does that mean?

06:45:40.000 Never mind.

06:45:43.000 Thank you.

06:45:44.000 Cringe. 0.98

06:46:04.000 This playlist sucks! 0.98

06:46:11.000 We're gonna enter the 2016 playlist momentarily anyway. 0.97

06:46:16.000 True.

06:46:21.000 I don't really care.

06:46:22.000 Why can't you just pick a face type?

06:46:25.000 Why does it have to be complicated like this?

06:46:28.000 You gotta pick the parents of the person.

06:46:33.000 They both look like men.

06:46:35.000 I know, they look terrible. 1.00

06:46:38.000 I just want to make a vaguely Italian looking person. 1.00

06:46:44.000 I don't just let me play the game.

06:46:46.000 Why do I have to do all this?

06:47:01.000 Huh.

06:47:08.000 Bash cut. 0.99

06:47:09.000 That's probably more accurate. 0.98

06:47:21.000 You know that's a.

06:47:22.000 Have you played the Star Wars update on Fortnite?

06:47:25.000 Uh, no, why is it dead?

06:47:27.000 Bruh.

06:47:28.000 I haven't played it.

06:47:29.000 I just know there's a bunch of lightsabers.

06:47:31.000 I played it a little bit.

06:47:33.000 Yeah, the lightsabers are like.

06:47:35.000 They're alright.

06:47:36.000 The guns are cool though.

06:47:38.000 The blasters or whatever.

06:47:39.000 They're pretty good.

06:47:41.000 Yeah, Nick, you can use Kylo Ren's lightsaber in Fortnite Battle Royale.

06:47:47.000 I want to use Darth Maul's lightsaber.

06:47:49.000 Does that get you hyped up?

06:47:51.000 Yeah.

06:47:53.000 How do I change the color of my hair here?

06:48:12.000 Oh, there we go.

06:48:17.000 Yeah, now we're talking.

06:48:19.000 Very greaseball appearance.

06:48:24.000 Yeah, now we're talking.

06:48:30.000 Yeah.

06:48:31.000 Jock, more like what happened.

06:48:33.000 Oh, good.

06:48:34.000 My name's Nick.

06:48:38.000 Where are you from?

06:48:44.000 New York and his pitch.

06:48:47.000 You got the right one.

06:48:49.000 That's too light.

06:48:53.000 You know what?

06:48:54.000 Ah, yeah, now we're talking.

06:48:56.000 Sheesh.

06:48:57.000 Sheesh.

06:49:06.000 What's going on with your carrot?

06:49:10.000 I like that.

06:49:11.000 It's got the chains.

06:49:12.000 It's got the drip, as they say.

06:49:15.000 It does kind of look like baked Alaska.

06:49:18.000 True.

06:49:21.000 You have fried Arizona?

06:49:35.000 Alright, I am in Grand Theft Auto Online.

06:49:38.000 Why can't I upgrade this one?

06:49:42.000 Okay.

06:49:43.000 What the f what does this mean?

06:49:44.000 Okay, yeah, there we go.

06:50:00.000 Enter your character's name.

06:50:02.000 What should my character's name be?

06:50:04.000 Hmm.

06:50:05.000 Big. 1.00

06:50:06.000 I don't know, Big Chungus. 1.00

06:50:08.000 Baked Alaska. 1.00

06:50:09.000 Yeah. 0.95

06:50:09.000 Just don't get pepper sprayed. 0.95

06:50:12.000 That's his weakness.

06:50:14.000 He has sunglasses.

06:50:16.000 Okay, good.

06:50:18.000 He's got the protection.

06:50:19.000 Well, we have to.

06:50:20.000 It's officially 2016.

06:50:22.000 Nine o'clock means we are moving into the 2016 playlist.

06:50:27.000 Let's see.

06:50:27.000 What are we going to start out with?

06:50:30.000 Alright, I'm going to mute and play Pokemon.

06:50:34.000 I'll be back when we're going to play Fortnite.

06:50:36.000 I'm updating right now.

06:50:37.000 Bye, big guy.

06:50:39.000 See you later.

06:50:40.000 See ya.

06:50:44.000 What is a good song?

06:50:46.000 Oh, Broccoli?

06:50:46.000 Yo, for Broccoli Heads out there?

06:50:49.000 Yo. 0.99

06:50:50.000 A little Broccoli Head Nation. 0.89

06:50:52.000 Yeah, where my Broccoli Heads at? 0.96

06:50:54.000 Okay, so let's go over 2016.

06:50:58.000 I make salad heads.

06:51:00.000 2016 is relatively recent, but it's worth reviewing.

06:51:04.000 That's true.

06:51:07.000 Okay, so we've got top 10 movies of 2016.

06:51:12.000 What do we have?

06:51:14.000 We've got.

06:51:17.000 The Shallows, don't know what that is.

06:51:20.000 Everybody wants some, don't know that one.

06:51:22.000 La La Land, yeah, I remember La La Land.

06:51:26.000 Manchester by the Sea.

06:51:28.000 Silence.

06:51:30.000 Don't know these. 1.00

06:51:34.000 Moonlight, ah, the black gay movie, epic. 0.99

06:51:37.000 So much, yes. 0.99

06:51:39.000 I cannot contain my excitement.

06:51:41.000 Winning.

06:51:43.000 Independence Day.

06:51:44.000 Yeah, Tiger Blood.

06:51:46.000 Suicide Squad.

06:51:49.000 Batman vs. Superman.

06:51:51.000 Now You See Me 2.

06:51:53.000 Zoolander 2.

06:51:54.000 Dirty Grandpa.

06:51:57.000 X Men Apocalypse. 0.98

06:52:00.000 Let's see.

06:52:02.000 Top 10 best songs.

06:52:06.000 We missed Acid Rap. 0.99

06:52:06.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

06:52:08.000 Acid Rap was like, what, 2014? 1.00

06:52:15.000 Kanye Famous.

06:52:17.000 Mac Miller.

06:52:18.000 Dang.

06:52:20.000 No Woman by Whitney.

06:52:21.000 Broccoli.

06:52:22.000 By Drams, we're listening to now.

06:52:25.000 No Problem, Chance Rapper.

06:52:26.000 We could listen to Coloring Book, I guess.

06:52:28.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

06:52:30.000 Formation, Beyonce.

06:52:33.000 Oh, isn't To Pimp a Butterfly?

06:52:35.000 Didn't that come out?

06:52:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

06:52:39.000 It's a Kino album.

06:52:42.000 Let's see.

06:52:42.000 Very.

06:52:43.000 Veep, OJ Newton America, Atlanta, Late Night with Seth Myers, 21 Pilots.

06:52:51.000 Oof.

06:52:53.000 Hate.

06:52:53.000 That was so bad, dude.

06:52:56.000 20 pilots.

06:52:56.000 Those are so cringe.

06:52:58.000 Yeah.

06:52:59.000 Oh, very.

06:53:06.000 Let's see.

06:53:06.000 CBS.

06:53:07.000 16 stories that define 2016.

06:53:10.000 The presidential election, obviously.

06:53:13.000 Russia.

06:53:14.000 Obviously.

06:53:15.000 Syrian civil war, Brexit, Zika. 0.60

06:53:19.000 Oh, well.

06:53:20.000 Flint, Michigan, terrorism.

06:53:22.000 Sheltering Zika virus.

06:53:26.000 Opioid crisis. 0.98

06:53:31.000 Police officers killed by BLM. 0.71

06:53:36.000 Brock Turner. 0.65

06:53:39.000 Cubs win the World Series.

06:53:41.000 Epic check.

06:53:42.000 And then lastly, we'll look at memes.

06:53:45.000 Best memes.

06:53:46.000 I think we all know it's going to be like Pepe Harambe.

06:53:49.000 Let's take a look just for fun.

06:53:49.000 Yeah.

06:53:51.000 We've got Kermit.

06:54:00.000 Dark Kermit. 1.00

06:54:03.000 Damn Daniel. 1.00

06:54:04.000 Oh, yeah, Damn Daniel. 1.00

06:54:06.000 My hero. 1.00

06:54:07.000 Bernie vs. Hillary.

06:54:10.000 Crying Michael Jordan.

06:54:11.000 I don't remember there being any, like, amazing memes.

06:54:18.000 Harambe.

06:54:19.000 Dude, Harambe.

06:54:22.000 That's the only one, though.

06:54:22.000 Yeah.

06:54:23.000 Arthur's Fist.

06:54:28.000 Was that from.

06:54:29.000 No way, that was from 2016.

06:54:31.000 Ken Bone.

06:54:33.000 Ken Bone.

06:54:35.000 Personal hero of mine.

06:54:37.000 Let's see, what else do we have from 16?

06:54:40.000 Pepe's gotta be on here somewhere.

06:54:42.000 Let's see, Memes That Defined 2016.

06:54:44.000 Dat Boy?

06:54:45.000 Yeah, Dat Boy. 1.00

06:54:46.000 Oh shit, what up? 1.00

06:54:48.000 Here come Dat Boy. 1.00

06:54:50.000 Here come Dat Boy.

06:54:51.000 Comrade Stump's gotta be in here.

06:54:53.000 He should be included.

06:54:59.000 Bone App the Teeth. 1.00

06:55:01.000 Blurry Mr. Krabs. 0.89

06:55:08.000 The Mannequin Challenge. 0.98

06:55:10.000 Remember the Mannequin Challenge? 1.00

06:55:12.000 That girl's a real crowd pleaser. 1.00

06:55:16.000 Black Beetles in the City. 0.98

06:55:21.000 Ted Cruz, Zodiac Killer. 0.93

06:55:26.000 Pepe. 0.95

06:55:27.000 Yeah, there he is.

06:55:28.000 Pepe, cartoon frog, who first appeared in 2005 comic.

06:55:33.000 Has been a mainstay of meme culture for a decade.

06:55:36.000 But had a dark resurgence with the so called alt right.

06:55:40.000 The so called bloaters and grassroots.

06:55:42.000 The story of Pepe's journey from good natured cartoon frog to neo Nazi darling is a long and strange one.

06:55:48.000 It starts with 4chan trying to reclaim their beloved meme from the normies by associating him with Nazi symbolism, and ends with Trump retweeting a rare Pepe drawn in his liking, and the Anti Defamation League naming it a hate symbol.

06:56:03.000 We have Confused Math Lady.

06:56:11.000 Dude, primitive SpongeBob, wholesome memes. 0.77

06:56:16.000 I guess there was a lot.

06:56:18.000 Bottle flipping, B movie.

06:56:20.000 Bottle flipping.

06:56:21.000 Dude, it's like.

06:56:22.000 I feel like 2016 was like the transition point for modern meme culture, you know?

06:56:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:56:30.000 It's like there's so many competitive memes.

06:56:32.000 It's like people are trying to come up with new stuff like every single month.

06:56:36.000 Like 2012 was a turning point.

06:56:38.000 That created the era of like Troll Face, Forever Alone.

06:56:42.000 Impact text. 0.98

06:56:44.000 2016 turned the page to Oh shit, what up? 1.00

06:56:48.000 Pepe, Harambe, a lot of the woman doing math. 1.00

06:56:53.000 A lot of these archetypes are still around today. 0.97

06:56:57.000 Yeah.

06:56:59.000 I guess it's like memes started getting more, I guess, surreal in a sense.

06:57:03.000 Yes, yes, yes, absolutely.

06:57:08.000 Yeah, so 2016, very interesting turning point.

06:57:10.000 Yo, thanks for the Ninjagini, Henry Yeats.

06:57:12.000 Much appreciated, bro.

06:57:16.000 So that was 2016, kind of a big year.

06:57:19.000 And let's go to our playlist here.

06:57:22.000 I'm going to adjust this playlist and get some more 2016 classics in.

06:57:29.000 We'll do Sorry by Justin Bieber.

06:57:34.000 Cake by the Ocean. 0.99

06:57:35.000 I fucking hate that song, but we'll play it. 0.99

06:57:38.000 Oh, jeez. 1.00

06:57:40.000 Dude, all these songs suck. 1.00

06:57:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

06:57:43.000 T Lop is really good.

06:57:44.000 Blonde is pretty good by Frank Ocean.

06:57:46.000 Panda by Designer. 0.77

06:57:48.000 Panda.

06:57:49.000 So much, yes.

06:57:50.000 Cut it.

06:57:52.000 That price is way too high.

06:57:53.000 You need to cut it.

06:57:55.000 Oh, no, no.

06:57:57.000 All the way up.

06:58:01.000 Hmm.

06:58:01.000 Let's see.

06:58:04.000 What else should we put in here?

06:58:07.000 A lot of these are from 2015, actually.

06:58:19.000 Is best friend from 2016?

06:58:21.000 You know, that's my best friend.

06:58:22.000 Uh, I don't even know a song about it.

06:58:27.000 What was I listening to in 2016?

06:58:34.000 Not best friend songs, best friend song.

06:58:38.000 That's my best friend.

06:58:50.000 Very 2016 energy here.

06:58:54.000 Yes.

06:58:59.000 Baked Alaska.

06:59:01.000 We love our cops.

06:59:02.000 That was 2016.

06:59:03.000 Of course, Life of Pablo.

06:59:04.000 Yeah, I'm back.

06:59:05.000 Oh, hey.

06:59:07.000 Yeah, I'm going to throw some Life of Pablo in there.

06:59:13.000 Yeah.

06:59:14.000 And is To Pimp a Butterfly 2016 or is that 2015?

06:59:17.000 That was 2015.

06:59:18.000 Yeah, I misspoke this game.

06:59:20.000 Let's see.

06:59:21.000 So we'll put in.

06:59:22.000 Father, stretch my hands.

06:59:24.000 We'll put in 30 hours.

06:59:26.000 Panda part two.

06:59:28.000 Put in wolves.

06:59:29.000 You gotta put in wolves, bro.

06:59:31.000 It's not one of my favorites from Life of Pablo.

06:59:33.000 Gotta be real with you.

06:59:36.000 Feedback?

06:59:37.000 What'd you say my headset got out?

06:59:41.000 I said I don't want to put wolves in there.

06:59:44.000 Let's see. 0.94

06:59:45.000 To pimp a butterfly.

06:59:46.000 If it was 2015, that's okay.

06:59:48.000 Yeah, it was 2015.

06:59:51.000 I'll put one in from.

06:59:53.000 Yeah.

06:59:54.000 Put the. 0.80

06:59:55.000 Put King Kunta or alright. 0.90

06:59:58.000 Dude, don't tell me what to do. 1.00

06:59:59.000 I will kill you. 1.00

07:00:00.000 I will kill you in Grand Theft Auto 5 momentarily. 1.00

07:00:06.000 I'll put how much a dollar costs. 0.99

07:00:09.000 Oh, okay.

07:00:10.000 Alright.

07:00:15.000 I kind of like this song, actually.

07:00:22.000 Yeah, I'll put best friend in there.

07:00:24.000 Best friend was technically 2015, but you know what?

07:00:26.000 The line is blurred.

07:00:27.000 It's whatever.

07:00:28.000 What's that one song that was everywhere?

07:00:30.000 It was, um.

07:00:32.000 Sorry.

07:00:32.000 There was one song that was, like, all over the radio for so long.

07:00:38.000 It was.

07:00:38.000 One dance?

07:00:40.000 No, it was, uh, what the fuck was it? 0.99

07:00:42.000 It was. 0.99

07:00:44.000 I can't think of it.

07:00:45.000 It was, like, one of the biggest songs of 2016.

07:00:47.000 I think it was 2016.

07:00:48.000 It was on the radio, like, all the time.

07:00:50.000 It was a rap song.

07:00:53.000 Let me see if I can find it.

07:00:55.000 Drake was huge back then.

07:00:56.000 I don't really like Drake.

07:00:57.000 Bad and Bougie's 2017, right?

07:00:59.000 Bad and Bougie, that's what it is.

07:01:00.000 Yeah, Jaden, check.

07:01:02.000 Yo, Jaden got it.

07:01:04.000 Was that 2016 or 2017?

07:01:04.000 Was that 2016?

07:01:06.000 I don't know.

07:01:06.000 That was 2016.

07:01:07.000 It came out single first.

07:01:08.000 Yeah, I'll put that in.

07:01:09.000 And then it released on the Culture album, which is 2017.

07:01:12.000 Dude, that was literally like you couldn't turn on the radio without it being on the radio.

07:01:16.000 It's true.

07:01:17.000 Okay.

07:01:18.000 That was like.

07:01:20.000 We've got our 2016 playlist set.

07:01:24.000 How about digits by a young thug?

07:01:27.000 It's a banger. 0.99

07:01:29.000 What the fuck's going on with Grand Theft Auto, man? 0.99

07:01:33.000 Alright, I'll have to reset Grand Theft Auto. 0.99

07:01:35.000 Seems like we're having issues with this.

07:01:38.000 I don't know, dude.

07:01:41.000 That little oozy still gets me hyped, though.

07:01:44.000 Is that cringe?

07:01:47.000 Good.

07:01:48.000 Good.

07:01:48.000 I don't care if it's cringe.

07:01:51.000 Little oozy.

07:01:52.000 Epic.

07:01:55.000 Everyone always is counter signaling.

07:01:57.000 Well, it was easy.

07:01:58.000 Yo, bad faith posters has never come down.

07:02:01.000 Donald Trump edition.

07:02:03.000 Yeah, you're right.

07:02:03.000 We need that.

07:02:05.000 I'll just throw that up right now.

07:02:10.000 I had to join because we were talking about relevant rap, or more relevant.

07:02:17.000 And normally I get like ostracized for.

07:02:22.000 For rap.

07:02:25.000 Legion.

07:02:25.000 Yeah, everyone's.

07:02:26.000 Everyone count.

07:02:27.000 Yeah, what about money lawn?

07:02:31.000 Yo, remember this?

07:02:37.000 So good, man. 0.81

07:02:42.000 I'm gonna need you to throw money laundry in there. 0.99

07:02:45.000 It has to happen. 0.88

07:02:54.000 Bruh, we gotta blast this.

07:02:56.000 I'm blasting it.

07:03:34.000 I don't know

07:04:34.000 I can't believe what Chad had.

07:04:38.000 I literally just, I'm still in disbelief that he won.

07:04:41.000 It's just like, when you really think about how it was during the election, it's so crazy.

07:04:46.000 Yeah, seriously.

07:04:48.000 Let's see.

07:04:49.000 Let's do a can't stump the Trump.

07:04:50.000 We gotta pay a little respect to the guy, the meme.

07:04:54.000 I mean, it was that day, bro.

07:04:56.000 I went to school and there were people just crying.

07:04:58.000 I know.

07:04:59.000 A bunch of people were bawling. 1.00

07:05:01.000 I made one shit cry. 1.00

07:05:03.000 rubbing it on their face. 1.00

07:05:04.000 That's great.

07:05:11.000 It did not matter.

07:05:25.000 Where's the best one?

07:05:26.000 I'm trying to find.

07:05:29.000 What's the best can't stump the Trump video?

07:05:31.000 I'm trying to remember from during the election.

07:05:37.000 I remember the.

07:05:39.000 That one was pretty good.

07:05:44.000 Let me see.

07:05:47.000 House of Guac. 0.99

07:05:50.000 Bro, who remembers the foolish Guac bowl merchant? 0.99

07:05:55.000 You cannot stump the Trump. 1.00

07:05:57.000 You cannot. 1.00

07:05:59.000 Foolish guac bowl merchant. 1.00

07:06:01.000 Ah, there it is. 1.00

07:06:07.000 Oh, man.

07:06:08.000 Milo back in the day.

07:06:10.000 Yeah, I was a big Milo fan.

07:06:14.000 Seriously.

07:06:17.000 Bruh, man.

07:06:19.000 Ah, so much of this was so good.

07:06:22.000 Ah, dude.

07:06:23.000 I can't.

07:06:24.000 I can't even.

07:06:26.000 Remember when he had those cheerleaders singing the song at the rally?

07:06:29.000 Those, like, babies?

07:06:32.000 He hugs Mika. 0.79

07:06:34.000 She does the leg. 0.86

07:06:37.000 Aw, the sweatshirt. 1.00

07:06:39.000 Damn, dude. 1.00

07:06:45.000 And then I remember it was like someone was, I think it was Marco Rubio talking about his fucking penis or something. 1.00

07:06:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

07:06:54.000 And something else.

07:06:55.000 I assure you, there's no problem.

07:06:58.000 There's no problem there.

07:06:59.000 That I can tell you.

07:07:12.000 Oh, here we go.

07:07:13.000 Here we go.

07:07:15.000 Centipede.

07:07:17.000 A nimble navigator.

07:07:19.000 I only tell the truth, lobbyists.

07:07:20.000 Just like the tarantula, it's clear.

07:07:23.000 The centipede has two curved, hollow fangs. 1.00

07:07:26.000 Come on, Zimbabwe. 1.00

07:07:28.000 You probably are worse than Jeb Bush. 1.00

07:07:30.000 Maybe get the remnant out.

07:07:32.000 Maybe get the remnant out.

07:07:37.000 So good.

07:07:38.000 Excuse me, Jeb.

07:07:40.000 Excuse me, Jeb.

07:07:43.000 Oh, man.

07:07:46.000 Donald Trump to the rally in Charleston on Monday.

07:07:46.000 I'm not going to invite.

07:07:49.000 Nick, everyone's saying their audio is low.

07:07:51.000 All right, I'll put up a no, I won't do that because I said nothing wrong.

07:07:59.000 Hold on, hold on.

07:08:01.000 Let me go.

07:08:03.000 Quiet. 0.98

07:08:04.000 Help.

07:08:05.000 Listen.

07:08:09.000 You can't stump the Trump.

07:08:11.000 Man.

07:08:11.000 We don't win anymore.

07:08:13.000 We don't make good deals anymore.

07:08:15.000 And let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.

07:08:19.000 We are going to make America great again.

07:08:30.000 Tonight, live from the Peace Center in Greenville, South Carolina.

07:08:34.000 I posted a pretty good one, by the way, Nick.

07:08:39.000 But wouldn't that also put us into conflict with Russia, a country that supports Assad?

07:08:44.000 So doesn't that mean effectively Assad's there to stay?

07:08:47.000 No, it doesn't.

07:08:47.000 And that's the problem.

07:08:48.000 The lack of leadership in this country by John.

07:09:01.000 Jeb is so wrong.

07:09:02.000 Jeb.

07:09:04.000 It doesn't work.

07:09:05.000 I'm the tough guy.

07:09:06.000 Just so you understand.

07:09:08.000 You know what that is?

07:09:09.000 That's Jeb's special interest in lobbyists talking.

07:09:12.000 Look, let me just tell you something.

07:09:14.000 Jeb.

07:09:16.000 The air horn.

07:09:17.000 Remember the air horn?

07:09:21.000 Jeb is so wrong.

07:09:22.000 You've got to fight ISIS first.

07:09:24.000 You fight ISIS first. 0.57

07:09:25.000 Right now you have Russia, you have Iran, you have them with Assad, and you have them with Syria.

07:09:30.000 You have to knock out ISIS. 0.96

07:09:31.000 They're chopping off heads. 1.00

07:09:33.000 These are animals. 0.99

07:09:34.000 You have to knock them out.

07:09:35.000 You have to knock them off strong.

07:09:37.000 You decide what to do after.

07:09:38.000 You can't fight two wars at one time.

07:09:40.000 We've spent five trillion dollars in the Middle East because of thinking like that.

07:09:45.000 We've spent five.

07:09:47.000 And Lindsey Graham, Lindsey Graham, who backs him, who had zero.

07:09:50.000 Trump was so epic.

07:09:52.000 I can't get over it.

07:09:53.000 He was so sad.

07:09:55.000 Yeah, seriously.

07:09:56.000 So epic.

07:09:58.000 I only tell the truth.

07:10:00.000 Sad to think about.

07:10:01.000 And I mean, I know, even though, you know, I guess, Zognold mode, but I mean.

07:10:08.000 I mean, in 2020, it's going to be almost just as good to see that.

07:10:14.000 You hope so.

07:10:16.000 But he's not going to be in any.

07:10:18.000 I don't know.

07:10:19.000 Yeah, yeah, that's true.

07:10:22.000 Oh, yeah, because he's only going to be in, like, in the general debates here.

07:10:30.000 I mean, it'll probably be better than that.

07:10:36.000 He made a mistake.

07:10:37.000 We can make mistakes.

07:10:40.000 Oh, he's so good.

07:10:41.000 I want to watch the Libs melt down.

07:10:43.000 Going into this night, where do we stand?

07:10:45.000 This is where we stood coming into the night 268 to 204.

07:10:49.000 So clearly, it's going to be a circle.

07:10:50.000 Where's the one with the ancestors?

07:10:51.000 That both candidates want.

07:10:53.000 They want to be living there starting January 20th of next year.

07:10:58.000 Big reaction here.

07:10:59.000 The crowd whooping it up.

07:11:00.000 They're watching Fox News Channel very, very carefully.

07:11:03.000 Florida has been going back and forth, back and forth.

07:11:05.000 It's changed again.

07:11:06.000 It's only 11,000 vote lead just now.

07:11:08.000 It changed.

07:11:09.000 North Carolina, 83% of the voted, and still very close. 0.95

07:11:12.000 Anderson, this night is turning out to be a real nailbag. 0.79

07:11:15.000 All along the time, the union has been saying that Flores must win for them. 0.99

07:11:19.000 Absolutely.

07:11:20.000 They can't win without it.

07:11:21.000 You know, I'm guessing this is not going to be the nominee, Chuck.

07:11:23.000 I mean, as you know, I'm ahead in Ohio.

07:11:26.000 So, Jenny, could he actually win?

07:11:29.000 No freaking way! 0.51

07:11:32.000 He will be tempted to run, be predictably shellacked. 0.72

07:11:36.000 Do not tell me that Donald Trump is in this to win this, okay?

07:11:39.000 He's a sideshow.

07:11:40.000 This is going to turn a three ring circuit.

07:11:42.000 Boomer tier.

07:11:44.000 Maybe it was this one.

07:11:44.000 Donald Trump, just last week, he confirmed that he's again considering a run in 2016.

07:11:50.000 The classic.

07:11:51.000 Yeah, John Oliver. 1.00

07:11:53.000 Dude, fuck John Oliver. 1.00

07:11:55.000 I will personally write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country, which does not want you to be president, but which badly wants you to run. 1.00

07:12:06.000 Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.

07:12:14.000 Is that people's This will never get old.

07:12:19.000 It was a little bit old after the election, but it's really timeless.

07:12:24.000 Yeah, seriously.

07:12:29.000 Which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election?

07:12:34.000 Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump. 1.00

07:12:41.000 Haha, idiot, you dummy. 1.00

07:12:43.000 What was her name? 1.00

07:12:45.000 Joy Reid.

07:12:48.000 Look at these people.

07:12:52.000 Barack Obama.

07:12:55.000 You know what they call Barack Obama on poll, right?

07:12:57.000 Don't say it.

07:12:58.000 Don't say it if you know it.

07:13:05.000 Lots of people want you to watch an IGBT from Christmas.

07:13:09.000 Now I can send more ninja keenies. 0.95

07:13:11.000 Well, thanks, buddy. 0.64

07:13:13.000 Appreciate it. 0.76

07:13:14.000 So, right now, we have Hillary's about 75 or 80% favorably.

07:13:23.000 We have a version of the podcast you can look at.

07:13:30.000 Clinton leading in Florida, Clinton leading in North Carolina, Clinton leading in Ohio, Clinton leading in Nevada.

07:13:36.000 I could go on and on and on.

07:13:39.000 I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president.

07:13:43.000 And so, right now, Mr. Trump, to answer your call for political honesty, I just want to say, you're not going to be president, all right?

07:13:52.000 It's been fun.

07:13:56.000 It's been great.

07:13:58.000 I love you.

07:13:59.000 But, but, but come on, come on.

07:14:01.000 We have a major projection right now.

07:14:04.000 Donald Trump will take Ohio.

07:14:06.000 Actually, and I project Donald Trump will carry the state of Florida.

07:14:10.000 Huge win for Donald Trump.

07:14:12.000 Donald Trump, while we project, will win in Kentucky, in Indiana, with its 11th electoral vote.

07:14:18.000 I'll never forget that guy.

07:14:20.000 I'll never forget an election.

07:14:21.000 Mississippi, South Carolina, Alabama, North Dakota, with its three electoral votes, and South Dakota, Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana, the state of Montana, North Carolina, Georgia, Iowa, Utah, Wisconsin.

07:14:36.000 In Arizona, Kansas with its six electoral votes, Nebraska with its five electoral votes.

07:14:42.000 And then he comes out and he goes, What did he say?

07:14:44.000 He's like, Sorry for the wait.

07:14:46.000 Complicated business, folks.

07:14:48.000 Complicated business.

07:14:50.000 Yeah.

07:14:51.000 Complicated business.

07:14:54.000 Because, I mean, literally every single poll said that it was a 10% chance that he would win.

07:15:01.000 Yeah, dude.

07:15:02.000 Well, yeah, I remember Huffington Post gave him a 3% chance.

07:15:06.000 Yeah, 3% chance.

07:15:08.000 Oh, this is the Sam Hyde.

07:15:10.000 You have no place in this country.

07:15:11.000 You have a miracle.

07:15:12.000 Time's lost.

07:15:13.000 Time's lost.

07:15:15.000 Right after the election.

07:15:16.000 This was so keen, though.

07:15:20.000 Seriously.

07:15:21.000 You're sad and angry.

07:15:22.000 I'm just saying despair is over.

07:15:24.000 You're saying it's not over.

07:15:26.000 You're going to rally in four years and take over?

07:15:30.000 I'm going to rally every day.

07:15:32.000 Thanks, man.

07:15:33.000 I spent hours making this sign.

07:15:35.000 You guys, how long does that sign take?

07:15:38.000 Ten minutes?

07:15:39.000 Come on!

07:15:40.000 You got it!

07:15:46.000 know, she didn't, like, she only, she didn't, when she married Bill Clinton, she didn't change her name, and then, you know, political pressure, because she was.

07:15:56.000 So what?

07:15:57.000 So what?

07:15:57.000 Who cares about her name?

07:15:59.000 My argument is to ask for that.

07:16:01.000 It's final and it's in the field.

07:16:03.000 It's a circle of four words.

07:16:05.000 How is that any different from Germany saying that Jews needed to leave the country, or. 0.99

07:16:14.000 I don't know, it sounds similar.

07:16:16.000 I care because I want these people.

07:16:18.000 Feel despair.

07:16:20.000 I'm not, I'm happy.

07:16:21.000 I made $25,000 betting on Trump.

07:16:23.000 Are you happy?

07:16:24.000 Unpredicted, I made $25,000 betting on Trump.

07:16:27.000 I bet 5,000 in the odds. 0.97

07:16:30.000 Okay, that's so ridiculous. 0.96

07:16:42.000 I believe that. 0.98

07:16:44.000 I believe that she will win.

07:16:46.000 I believe that she will win.

07:16:59.000 Let's get it!

07:17:08.000 Oh, God.

07:17:10.000 Man, I remember the election.

07:17:13.000 It's so hard to believe that it could have gone any other way at this point.

07:17:19.000 Because at the time, it was so competitive.

07:17:22.000 I remember being stressed out.

07:17:25.000 And I remember the tension and the atmosphere.

07:17:30.000 And it's hard to believe.

07:17:32.000 It's just so like all of our lives changed.

07:17:35.000 Our shared fate collectively changed.

07:17:38.000 Was altered on that day as a people.

07:17:41.000 Our shared destiny, yeah.

07:17:43.000 We were going in one direction one day and then in another direction.

07:17:48.000 We're moving like burned.

07:17:57.000 We're moving like burned.

07:18:07.000 I'm on the deep end.

07:18:25.000 We lost.

07:18:26.000 I'm leaving the country, I swear to God.

07:18:29.000 I was gonna go to Mexico, but then I decided Canada would be better for me to leave to. 0.95

07:18:36.000 And it's not because I don't like Mexicans, you know?

07:18:41.000 I'm not racist, but I just like Canada more.

07:18:43.000 It's got a better vibe.

07:18:48.000 Better like cool hipster restaurants. 0.95

07:18:51.000 But in Mexico, they do gang killings and beheading people.

07:18:56.000 Have you ever gone on Live League and seen the guys, they cut the throat off and they pull it?

07:19:05.000 No.

07:19:05.000 Country is for everybody.

07:19:08.000 This is not.

07:19:09.000 I was not surprised.

07:19:10.000 This whole video is just perfect.

07:19:12.000 No ethics whatsoever.

07:19:13.000 Degenerate. 1.00

07:19:14.000 This damn mind laughs. 1.00

07:19:15.000 Piss me every time. 1.00

07:19:18.000 These people are full of hate.

07:19:20.000 There's no place to get their hate on us.

07:19:23.000 He wants to get us out of here.

07:19:26.000 He wants to go back.

07:19:29.000 Take your white explaining and go back to the park. 1.00

07:19:31.000 You're just another boring white guy, okay? 1.00

07:19:33.000 You're the epitome of whatever white explaining is. 1.00

07:19:36.000 I identify as Latinos.

07:19:38.000 I'm a.

07:19:39.000 What are you laughing at?

07:19:41.000 You're laughing at my.

07:19:41.000 I mean, you're laughing at I'm Latinos?

07:19:44.000 Your president is going to deport millions of immigrants.

07:19:48.000 I want to make Mexico great again too.

07:19:48.000 I hope so.

07:19:55.000 We gotta go back.

07:19:58.000 We gotta go back. 1.00

07:19:58.000 The kinks. 1.00

07:19:59.000 We just lost. 1.00

07:20:00.000 Fuck you. 1.00

07:20:01.000 Fuck you. 1.00

07:20:02.000 That's your idea. 1.00

07:20:04.000 That was so awesome.

07:20:05.000 That's not a good idea.

07:20:06.000 And you're gonna lose.

07:20:09.000 It's forever.

07:20:10.000 This country is for everyone.

07:20:12.000 There's a 99% chance you won for now. 1.00

07:20:15.000 Fuck you. 1.00

07:20:15.000 The country is for everyone. 1.00

07:20:17.000 Eight years, bitch. 1.00

07:20:18.000 Fuck you. 1.00

07:20:19.000 Eight years, bitch. 1.00

07:20:20.000 There's no place in this country. 1.00

07:20:23.000 It's for everyone. 1.00

07:20:25.000 Stop white screening. 0.91

07:20:26.000 Some of these people tell their children, sweetie, the president hates people. 0.97

07:20:33.000 That whole video from start to finish is just perfect. 1.00

07:20:36.000 The whole encounter he goes, fuck you, loser. 1.00

07:20:42.000 The whole thing is just so perfect, man. 1.00

07:20:45.000 The whole vibe of 2016, so good, man.

07:20:49.000 I mean, especially considering the fact that, what is he, 6'2?

07:20:53.000 Yeah, the guy's a giant, which is epic.

07:20:56.000 Total Chad.

07:20:58.000 Alright.

07:20:59.000 Are you guys on GTA Online yet?

07:21:02.000 I am, yeah.

07:21:03.000 Alright, who else is around still?

07:21:05.000 I feel like everybody left. 0.99

07:21:06.000 Yeah, what the fuck? 0.99

07:21:07.000 Everyone's muted. 1.00

07:21:08.000 I invite you on my stream, and everyone's muted and deafened.

07:21:11.000 Uh, Simon said, uh.

07:21:13.000 GTA 5.

07:21:15.000 Okay.

07:21:16.000 Alright, well, let's see.

07:21:18.000 Does my controller work here?

07:21:19.000 Is this, uh, online or is this not online?

07:21:23.000 Look, if it's just gonna be like me and Kensney, I'll just.

07:21:26.000 Dude, I'm muted and deafened.

07:21:28.000 I'm listening to.

07:21:29.000 I was watching the video with you.

07:21:30.000 Okay.

07:21:33.000 If I can't log online, I'll just go solo mode and we can play Fortnite later. 1.00

07:21:38.000 I'll just go kill women and random. 1.00

07:21:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:21:40.000 Yeah.

07:21:41.000 I'm trying to figure out Fortnite right now.

07:21:44.000 Yeah, Kensney, do you have Fortnite?

07:21:46.000 I do, I do, yeah.

07:21:58.000 I can't believe.

07:21:59.000 Can't believe.

07:22:01.000 2016 was honestly the best year of the decade, in my opinion.

07:22:04.000 You guys agree?

07:22:06.000 I mean, for me, just like the overall vibe of 2016 was just so keen on you know what I mean?

07:22:15.000 Yeah.

07:22:17.000 Easily the best.

07:22:20.000 In my opinion.

07:22:20.000 My humble opinion, 2016, easily.

07:22:24.000 2016 summer, yeah.

07:22:26.000 The election.

07:22:27.000 I mean, really, it was the election.

07:22:28.000 It was just driving everything.

07:22:29.000 Yeah, the election, but yeah.

07:22:32.000 Yeah, yeah, because basically everything was just like leading up to that one point.

07:22:38.000 Yeah, it kind of sucks that this election's not near as hype.

07:22:41.000 Yeah. 0.63

07:22:42.000 It's kind of like what I'm.

07:22:43.000 Well, we don't really, to be fair, we don't really know yet.

07:22:46.000 I mean, I doubt it'll be the same, but who knows, maybe it'll be that way.

07:22:51.000 I don't think it's going to be the same, but I think we're still going to see like, you know, more, just better.

07:22:56.000 You know, better.

07:22:58.000 More, uh.

07:22:59.000 We're gonna be.

07:23:02.000 There's more content, I guess.

07:23:04.000 Yeah.

07:23:05.000 More things to.

07:23:06.000 And during the election, you had, like, Milo, you had 4chan, you had, like, meme culture.

07:23:11.000 Like, it was driving so many things.

07:23:15.000 It was, like, it was a war.

07:23:15.000 Yeah.

07:23:17.000 It literally did feel like a war effort.

07:23:19.000 And then when the war ended, it's like we have to reintegrate.

07:23:23.000 Yeah, veteran of the great meme war.

07:23:25.000 Nicholas A. Fuentes.

07:23:26.000 You were a veteran.

07:23:28.000 Salute for the troops.

07:23:30.000 Thank me for my service.

07:23:31.000 Hey, we got me? 0.99

07:23:31.000 What the fuck are you getting up on the face for, man? 0.99

07:23:35.000 Hey, sorry. 1.00

07:23:36.000 Oh, that guy's chasing me. 1.00

07:23:37.000 Shit. 1.00

07:23:38.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00

07:23:40.000 I am calling the fuck. 1.00

07:23:45.000 Okay, you know what? 1.00

07:23:46.000 Get the fuck away. 0.99

07:23:47.000 What exactly is this? 1.00

07:23:48.000 I'm fucking on you. 1.00

07:23:50.000 Let me hit women in these, please. 1.00

07:23:51.000 Stay out of my fucking way. 1.00

07:23:55.000 Were you guys all Trump supporters during the election? 1.00

07:24:04.000 I was, yeah.

07:24:05.000 Yeah.

07:24:06.000 Yeah.

07:24:08.000 I wasn't, like, super into politics.

07:24:10.000 I was just kind of, like, you know, I knew there was something wrong with the others, like, with, you know, I was definitely conservative, but I hadn't really picked a side necessarily.

07:24:20.000 But I definitely knew there was something wrong with, like, the left and, you know, all that.

07:24:26.000 Yeah, because back then it was very polarized.

07:24:28.000 Like, I mean, it still is, but it was more noticeable.

07:24:32.000 I wasn't political at all, and then I started, like, I started watching the primaries.

07:24:37.000 And when I was watching the primaries, I'm like, oh, I'm rooting for Ted Cruz.

07:24:41.000 Then I started watching Milo and all these people.

07:24:44.000 Trump.

07:24:47.000 What content did you guys watch in 2016?

07:24:49.000 Like, what's the last one?

07:24:52.000 Ben Shapiro owns Liberal.

07:24:58.000 Ben Shapiro destroys Steven Crowder.

07:25:02.000 Yeah, for me, it was Milo, Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro a lot.

07:25:09.000 Trying to think who else.

07:25:14.000 Gavin McInnes was pretty big.

07:25:19.000 I clicked on a shoe on head video once because I thought it was boxing.

07:25:22.000 I was like, oh, hey, what's boxing up to now? 1.00

07:25:24.000 And it was about feminism.

07:25:25.000 And then I just kept clicking recommended videos.

07:25:28.000 And a Mexican guy from my community college said, Did you know Trump's actually not bad?

07:25:33.000 And then I went on 4chan.

07:25:35.000 And that was 2015.

07:25:39.000 I was a huge fan of like, Gavin McInnes is probably my favorite.

07:25:43.000 But I like Milo a lot and I like.

07:25:45.000 What else did I like back in the day?

07:25:48.000 I liked. 0.96

07:25:49.000 I really started to hate Ben Shapiro during the election because I, all that anti Trump stuff was just so gay. 1.00

07:25:56.000 The Michelle Fields thing, like, every part of that was so just, like, stupid to me. 0.99

07:26:01.000 And obviously, like, at a certain point, I just submitted to Trump. 0.99

07:26:05.000 Like, I was a cruise guy forever.

07:26:09.000 But, you know, eventually, it just kind of clicked in my head one night during one of the primaries.

07:26:14.000 I remember watching, like, Trump had just won Super Tuesday, one of the Super Tuesdays.

07:26:21.000 Like, he just, You know, scored a ton of victories.

07:26:24.000 And I remember the media was so upset about it.

07:26:26.000 And in my head, I'm like, well, you know, I don't like Trump, but I do like that the media, like, is upset that he's winning.

07:26:31.000 And then it clicked in my head.

07:26:32.000 I'm like, you know what?

07:26:33.000 The media hates him the most.

07:26:35.000 That means he's the best. 1.00

07:26:36.000 Like, all the people that hate him fucking suck and are terrible. 1.00

07:26:40.000 So that means that he's probably, you know, number one. 1.00

07:26:42.000 And that's when it really clicked.

07:26:44.000 And I was like, you know what?

07:26:45.000 Like, I'm totally all in for Trump.

07:26:48.000 And that was it.

07:26:48.000 It was like, I wasn't even so much about politics.

07:26:51.000 I was like, Trump is epic. 1.00

07:26:53.000 He's a bully. 1.00

07:26:54.000 He's a Chad. 1.00

07:26:55.000 He's just mean.

07:26:56.000 He's funny.

07:26:57.000 He's winning.

07:26:58.000 You know, I want to be on the winning team.

07:27:00.000 So I was like, yeah, hell yeah, I'm all in for Trump.

07:27:02.000 And then, you know, the rest of us. 0.97

07:27:04.000 And then everybody that was against that, it's like, what are you, gay? 0.98

07:27:08.000 You know, Benji Hero, Michelle Fields is getting beaten up by jackbooted thugs like Corey Lewandowski. 1.00

07:27:14.000 It's like, you're a fucking bitch, dude. 1.00

07:27:16.000 You don't belong in politics. 1.00

07:27:19.000 Yeah, seriously.

07:27:19.000 I don't really remember who else I was into in 16.

07:27:26.000 Yeah.

07:27:27.000 So I watched a lot of, you know, Soph and stuff like that.

07:27:32.000 Yeah, I started watching Herbert when, like, during Leafy's Here, during that phase.

07:27:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

07:27:40.000 And Pyrocynical, I watched a lot of.

07:27:43.000 I was thinking of Sam Hyde, too.

07:27:45.000 Yeah, yeah, Sam Hyde.

07:27:46.000 For me, the whole Sam Hyde thing kind of came later, like maybe late 2017.

07:28:00.000 Oh, wait, I gotta play my.

07:28:02.000 What, Francis?

07:28:03.000 Oh, yeah, Molyneux, too.

07:28:04.000 Yeah, Francis, you met.

07:28:05.000 The Racing IQ.

07:28:08.000 Dropping the Racing IQ stuff, that was pretty huge.

07:28:11.000 Mine was Nick Fuentes.

07:28:14.000 Who's that?

07:28:16.000 Nicholas J. Fuentes radicalized me.

07:28:19.000 I did radicalize Jaden.

07:28:25.000 I was in a Ron Paul back in the day, 2007, 2008.

07:28:32.000 And I was very incapped until. 0.95

07:28:34.000 I realized the race and IQ stuff, and then I was just like, alright, we gotta get Trump in there because he's the only dude that has the balls to stick it to the Dems. 0.98

07:28:46.000 The libs.

07:28:47.000 Yeah, well, I think for a lot of us, it was like a fundamental change in consciousness that it became less about whatever ideology, like libertarianism or constitutionalism or conservatism.

07:28:59.000 It was like class almost.

07:29:01.000 Well, it was more like a recognition about the pragmatism of.

07:29:05.000 Politics, like, regardless of what you thought about Trump's ideology, like, here's a guy that's like gonna deliver victories for the right wing, like, he is confident he will win, you know.

07:29:16.000 Because I even said, like, Ted Cruz was my guy in terms of issues, but he couldn't beat the media like Trump could.

07:29:22.000 I think people, like, the difference is that we all came to understand politics as about power and you know, a lot more logistical, like, practical things, yeah, yeah, to being stuck in like conceptual debates about the role of government and you know, dumb stuff like that.

07:29:40.000 Yeah, yeah, I mean, it is important to look at things in the overall picture where it's like not everything is going to be like these, I guess, debates.

07:29:54.000 I mean, politics isn't a series of these debates against ideas, right?

07:30:00.000 It is a lot more pragmatic in that sense, you know what I mean?

07:30:06.000 And also just knowing that basically the odds are basically completely stacked against anyone who wants to speak out.

07:30:19.000 One of my favorite quotes was someone who was like asking Molinor, Molinor, what are you?

07:30:26.000 What are you?

07:30:27.000 What's going on?

07:30:29.000 And he just said, I am what's necessary.

07:30:29.000 What are you?

07:30:33.000 That was my favorite Molinor.

07:30:36.000 That was six or eight months where Molinor was just hitting it hard.

07:30:41.000 And really not caring.

07:30:44.000 He just walked with fire.

07:30:45.000 I am fertilized.

07:30:47.000 Oh.

07:30:47.000 That was my favorite, and that's how I see politics.

07:30:52.000 You have to do what's necessary.

07:30:57.000 And there's a sort of art to it.

07:30:59.000 It's almost like a political art.

07:31:02.000 Knowing what needs to be conveyed to people, knowing what the best arguments are, and just knowing when to strike, knowing when to hit your enemies.

07:31:13.000 I really don't think it's this like, just convert everyone to the good ideas, and, you know, we'll all just drive.

07:31:20.000 Out of the economy, we'll drop all the institutions, we'll make our own institutions.

07:31:27.000 Well, yeah, and the idea that the debate will happen and the best ideas will win.

07:31:32.000 Nah, maybe we just need to win elections.

07:31:40.000 Yeah, we gotta rack up some elections.

07:31:43.000 Is it still too low?

07:31:48.000 Uh, yeah, it's just a little bit.

07:31:51.000 Huh?

07:31:52.000 Yeah, it's just a little wrong.

07:31:55.000 Okay.

07:31:55.000 Sorry!

07:31:56.000 Not really!

07:31:57.000 This road is sitting in a general dualog right now.

07:32:03.000 Good.

07:32:04.000 Yeah, nice.

07:32:05.000 The suspect is now in a car.

07:33:00.000 Yeah, it's probably the monster. 0.97

07:33:02.000 Yeah, not everyone has white monsters to pound. 1.00

07:33:07.000 I feel good. 1.00

07:33:10.000 Good to hear.

07:33:11.000 You still got like, what, three hours?

07:33:13.000 Yeah, three more hours.

07:33:13.000 Yeah.

07:33:17.000 Easy.

07:33:19.000 Three hours, 15 minutes.

07:33:21.000 It's like, I feel like when Remo and Joker was like, my mom died.

07:33:26.000 I'm celebrating.

07:33:28.000 They're like, we thought we'd come by and cheer you up.

07:33:32.000 And he's like, I feel good.

07:33:37.000 That's.

07:33:38.000 Nick is celebrating the death of the 2010s.

07:33:46.000 I am in West Palm Beach in Grand Theft Auto.

07:33:52.000 What are you doing there, bro?

07:33:57.000 What are you doing?

07:33:58.000 Heading to the SAS conference.

07:33:59.000 Just need to get in this truck full of fertilizer.

07:34:03.000 Okay.

07:34:05.000 This is gonna be another one of those, uh, the video game imitates real life later on kind of moments.

07:34:13.000 Maybe.

07:34:13.000 I think it's all just a video game.

07:34:17.000 Yeah.

07:34:18.000 I need a ride.

07:34:19.000 Yo, are you my Uber for SAS?

07:34:20.000 Are you my Uber?

07:34:24.000 Your Uber has just arrived.

07:34:29.000 It's like a video game, but it's really very lifelike.

07:34:32.000 It's very lifelike every single night.

07:34:42.000 Oh, Nick, I thought I'd see what you thought of the new Kanye album.

07:34:46.000 I mean, it's not really a Kanye album, is it?

07:34:48.000 What do you think of it?

07:34:49.000 Oh, the Jesus is Born?

07:34:52.000 Yeah.

07:34:53.000 Yeah, it's more like, well, it's the Sunday service choir, really, so it's not really like a Kanye album, unfortunately.

07:35:00.000 He produced it, though, but obviously, there's no singing parts.

07:35:05.000 He doesn't even sing on it or anything.

07:35:08.000 Yeah.

07:35:09.000 I mean, I enjoyed it, but it's like, I thought Rain was one of the only good songs on there.

07:35:15.000 Well, I like the Father, Stretch My Hands.

07:35:18.000 I like all the ones that sounded like Kanye songs.

07:35:21.000 Yes.

07:35:22.000 Follow Me was like that Kirk Franklin song, and they also had Ultralight Beam.

07:35:29.000 And they had like Fade, I think.

07:35:31.000 That Fade was on the Follow Me one, I think.

07:35:34.000 What's going on here?

07:35:35.000 Oh, this guy's got his bike going.

07:35:45.000 Oh.

07:35:45.000 Was it big the last one?

07:35:47.000 RC Maxwell.

07:35:51.000 RC, gotta return the bike, my man.

07:35:53.000 Yeah.

07:35:55.000 A lot of people in the chat are saying Lauren Southern.

07:35:58.000 Lauren Southern red pilled them.

07:36:01.000 That's kind of interesting.

07:36:05.000 I steal bikes, my man.

07:36:05.000 Yeah.

07:36:08.000 H Bomber Guy red pilled me.

07:36:12.000 I was radicalized by H Bomber Guy.

07:36:17.000 I read a bunch of David Irving, like in 2015.

07:36:21.000 That was pretty interesting.

07:36:22.000 A lot of it's like not verifiable, and you just have to kind of wonder about the circumstances of history.

07:36:33.000 I think what he did that sort of changed my mind on things was he didn't just go with the.

07:36:42.000 I forget the guy that wrote the rise and fall of the Third Reich, but he just.

07:36:46.000 That became like lore.

07:36:47.000 That became.

07:36:48.000 The establishment propaganda and David Irving was willing to challenge some of those things, and to me, that was just really mind blowing.

07:36:56.000 I really hadn't thought of things in those terms before.

07:37:00.000 That maybe all the narratives, and I don't want to get into debating the facts of history, but the narratives that were painted around these facts have been used to prop up certain regimes in the aftermath of World War II.

07:37:17.000 That was downright interesting.

07:37:19.000 For a while, anyway.

07:37:20.000 Yeah, can I get an optics check?

07:37:23.000 Yeah, right, right.

07:37:25.000 Yeah, but no, but he thought, I mean, people cannot dispute that he.

07:37:30.000 He is one of the greatest.

07:37:31.000 I mean, even mainstream World War II historians say that he is one of the most rigorous, one of the most well researched.

07:37:41.000 You got lucky, buddy!

07:37:42.000 I mean, he is the most, I mean, literally one of the most not, I think he's dead now, right?

07:37:47.000 He was one of the most knowledgeable historians on World War II on the planet, you know?

07:37:52.000 And I think even the experts acknowledge this, too.

07:37:56.000 Yeah.

07:37:57.000 I'm trying to pull up to SAS here.

07:38:03.000 You know, one day I just want to like see ContraPoints in real life.

07:38:08.000 I mean, yeah.

07:38:11.000 And debate ContraPoints.

07:38:14.000 I want to see a Steven Crowder ContraPoints debate.

07:38:24.000 Maybe I'll see Ben Shapiro in game pushing a stroller.

07:38:31.000 I don't think there are strollers on this game.

07:38:43.000 Maybe I'll see a couple.

07:38:49.000 Yeah.

07:38:50.000 Pick up his kid.

07:38:52.000 Do people hold kids in the game?

07:38:55.000 Or human shields?

07:38:56.000 Hmm.

07:39:02.000 Everyone in the chat's been saying I'm on the side.

07:39:07.000 I guess I have my side.

07:39:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

07:39:10.000 I'm on the side of the optics chat.

07:39:12.000 Oops.

07:39:13.000 Get him out of here.

07:39:24.000 I think we're pulling up to SAS right now.

07:39:27.000 I'm not 100% sure, but we'll know momentarily.

07:39:33.000 I'll let you know.

07:39:38.000 I think we're coming up on it on the left, if I'm not mistaken.

07:39:43.000 Yo, Lemon Check.

07:39:44.000 Yeah, here we go.

07:39:45.000 We have just pulled up to SAS.

07:39:48.000 Yeah, okay, Lemon Check.

07:39:51.000 Everyone's dropping lemons in the chat.

07:39:54.000 There's my friend Spencer.

07:39:56.000 Sub Spencer, what it do?

07:39:58.000 Where's the blimp at?

07:40:00.000 Where'd the blimp at?

07:40:09.000 Come on, periscope.

07:40:11.000 SAS here.

07:40:13.000 Hey, everybody, we are at SAS. 1.00

07:40:15.000 I told you to fuck off! 1.00

07:40:22.000 Are we finished? 1.00

07:40:34.000 Who's this guy that wants to fight me?

07:40:41.000 That's the guy on the bachelor.

07:40:44.000 That's where his fingernails painted.

07:40:47.000 It is no longer, okay, it is no longer real life.

07:40:50.000 Now this is purely fiction.

07:40:52.000 This is purely fiction. 0.98

07:40:56.000 Purely a damn. 0.98

07:40:59.000 Did you guys see that guy's country music? 0.99

07:41:04.000 The simpy guy that went after your name?

07:41:06.000 No.

07:41:08.000 Yeah, um, gosh, what was he saying?

07:41:10.000 He was saying that you didn't look very good or something like that.

07:41:13.000 Oh, yeah, he's got like this, like a bunch of country music on a YouTube channel.

07:41:20.000 It's just him white knighting and simping and him like making out with different models and stuff like this. 0.58

07:41:27.000 Like, he has like a short little Latina GF that he's like making out with. 0.65

07:41:33.000 Oh, it's so bad. 1.00

07:41:35.000 If that guy ever blows up, there's just like a treasure trove of footage.

07:41:39.000 That will ruin him. 0.60

07:41:41.000 He has like 50k followers Obviously, it's like Astro Kirk and he has no engagement, but He has a pretty large following She's playing this game for women.

07:42:04.000 He was dancing with Lance Lee at this time.

07:42:14.000 Oh no.

07:42:17.000 Father stretched my hands.

07:42:22.000 All-time favorite.

07:42:34.000 People are asking in the chat who the guy is his name is James McCoy Taylor He's like he's clearly hiring different models to make out with in his different music videos bruh.

07:42:54.000 Yeah He's like Frank invasion Kenstein and Jin, have you guys been here the whole time?

07:43:16.000 Yeah.

07:43:17.000 Um, yeah.

07:43:23.000 Ride or die.

07:43:24.000 Ride or die.

07:43:30.000 You know, actually, you know, speaking of that, I am getting very, very exhausted.

07:43:38.000 So I may, you know, drop out.

07:43:40.000 Yeah, I don't blame you, bro.

07:43:40.000 Bruh.

07:43:43.000 It's been a long day.

07:43:46.000 Yes.

07:43:47.000 Well, yeah, well, you know, thanks so much for having me on.

07:43:51.000 Sorry for maybe yeah, sorry for maybe some, you know, cringe moments from me.

07:43:59.000 But yeah, yeah, thanks.

07:44:00.000 Have a run.

07:44:05.000 Cringe moments.

07:44:09.000 Alright.

07:44:11.000 Are we heading out now?

07:44:11.000 Yeah.

07:44:13.000 Uh I don't know.

07:44:14.000 I don't know, what do you want to do?

07:44:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

07:44:20.000 Let's see you, bro.

07:44:21.000 Alright, big guy.

07:44:21.000 Take it easy.

07:44:22.000 You too, you too.

07:44:23.000 Catch you later.

07:44:28.000 I'm trying to gosh, I gotta get it going.

07:44:28.000 Whoa!

07:44:38.000 You gotta get going, Jesse?

07:44:40.000 No, I gotta get my Fortnite going.

07:44:41.000 Oh, yeah.

07:44:43.000 You think I'm gonna leave?

07:44:48.000 Right to the end.

07:44:53.000 Yeah, how could I leave when you're splitting half the profits with me?

07:45:04.000 It's kind of nutty to think that, Nick, you have like six times the max concurrent live viewers that TPUSA had for any one of its things.

07:45:18.000 And you're playing Grand Theft Auto.

07:45:20.000 Yeah, right?

07:45:21.000 Yeah, so true, dude.

07:45:22.000 That was like their annual, that was like their huge, multi million dollar conference.

07:45:26.000 And we completely blew it out of the water.

07:45:30.000 And we did it easily, too.

07:45:32.000 Yeah.

07:45:33.000 Like, we hardly even marketed the thing, you know?

07:45:36.000 Or the GLS, at least.

07:45:39.000 PLS, we got like three times as many people watching this.

07:45:42.000 Yeah, right.

07:45:44.000 I hope the donors notice. 0.99

07:45:45.000 I mean, I hope the donors start jumping shit. 0.99

07:45:48.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

07:45:49.000 I think they are.

07:45:49.000 I think, well, some of them are noticing at least.

07:45:54.000 Oh, approaching 2017.

07:45:57.000 Just by putting Ann Coulter, you know, giving her more of a platform there.

07:46:02.000 Well, dude, that she was even there at all was like a concession.

07:46:05.000 Yeah.

07:46:05.000 She had been banned from SAS since they started doing it, and then they begged her to do a panel.

07:46:11.000 Right, and it just makes you think, like, I mean, you know, like, the only reason that they had her there was to kind of, like, make it seem like they weren't, you know, totally the bad guys, but, I mean, if she's the only one that's, you know, up there talking about that stuff, it's still, like, you know, we're still winning.

07:46:31.000 Yeah, exactly.

07:46:33.000 For sure. 0.52

07:46:35.000 And she gave the best speech.

07:46:36.000 Yeah, well, and I heard people were walking out during it, all the turning point, like, cucked students were walking out of her speech, because she was, like, What did she say?

07:46:45.000 She said, like, if you think anything is more important than immigration, you're wrong.

07:46:48.000 She's like, we're gonna lose, basically.

07:46:50.000 And I guess they were, like, not having that.

07:46:54.000 That's pretty base, though.

07:46:55.000 You want people to.

07:46:57.000 Like, you don't want people like that.

07:46:59.000 Even close.

07:47:00.000 Yeah, no, I don't.

07:47:01.000 Oh, yeah, it was a good thing, yeah.

07:47:11.000 You wonder how they even, like, got there in the first place.

07:47:15.000 Like, why are they at these events?

07:47:16.000 While I was watching this, uh, I don't know, there's this new interviewer guy that's making the rounds.

07:47:25.000 He's called All Gas, No Brakes.

07:47:29.000 And he's.

07:47:30.000 Interesting name.

07:47:32.000 Yeah, right?

07:47:34.000 He's at some Donald Trump Jr. book club.

07:47:41.000 Like, I think it was the book launch in Alabama or something like this.

07:47:45.000 And he's talking to this black lady. 0.64

07:47:48.000 And.

07:47:49.000 The way she talks, she's like, he's asking her, well, you know, what'd you think of the book?

07:47:54.000 And she's like, well, honestly, I was only on contract to read two books.

07:48:00.000 And this is one of the two books.

07:48:03.000 And so this is one of the two books that I'm prepared to talk about.

07:48:06.000 So that's why I came here to do this partnership.

07:48:10.000 That's more or less what she said.

07:48:12.000 And I'm thinking, like, I'm listening to this.

07:48:14.000 I'm like, did she just say that?

07:48:18.000 Whoever's on the Donald Trump Jr.'s? 0.99

07:48:19.000 Book stuff paid a black woman to come out to this thing to read her book and then to come out to this thing because that's what it sounded like to me? 1.00

07:48:29.000 Yeah, totally nutty. 0.99

07:48:31.000 If you guys get a chance to watch that it's all gas, no brakes you'll find it real easy.

07:48:37.000 A little bit of a slip, a little bit of a slip on her part.

07:48:44.000 Oh, I was paid to.

07:48:45.000 I was paid to read this book, so I don't really know any other information. 1.00

07:48:51.000 Then she she went off on race relations.

07:48:54.000 The guy was like, Oh, would you ever date a white guy?

07:48:55.000 And she's like, No, I would not do that because he's not a son of Judah. 0.62

07:49:00.000 He's not one of the tribes of Judah.

07:49:02.000 And birds of a feather have to walk together. 1.00

07:49:04.000 I'm like, man, when white people say this, they're screwed. 1.00

07:49:08.000 But a black person didn't even say it through the high heavens. 1.00

07:49:11.000 When the black Israelites band together, it's. 0.96

07:49:15.000 Black Israelites really like Bernie Sanders. 0.84

07:49:22.000 Yep. 1.00

07:49:28.000 The Zoomers in this video are hilarious. 0.95

07:49:28.000 Oh, and the Zoomers. 0.95

07:49:30.000 They're like, they're being asked, well, why do you like Donald Trump Jr.? 0.97

07:49:34.000 And one of the Zoomers is like, well, Because he's a racist. 0.95

07:49:37.000 Oh, my Zoomer, dude. 0.82

07:49:54.000 Oh, it's nine.

07:49:56.000 Oh, yeah, it's ten.

07:50:00.000 It's time for 2017.

07:50:01.000 We're not even close to them in my 2016 playlist.

07:50:09.000 We were spending so much time watching those videos.

07:50:13.000 Yeah. 0.97

07:50:21.000 Yo, Damn by Kendrick, Bro, that album. 0.96

07:50:37.000 All right, let's see. 0.95

07:50:48.000 Let's pull up our top ten 2017.

07:51:09.000 Okay, here we go.

07:51:10.000 Let me pull it up in Streamlabs.

07:51:13.000 We are entering 10 o'clock, which means it is 2017 here.

07:51:19.000 Let's take a look at what time has to say about 2017: Top movies.

07:51:24.000 This is where we will start.

07:51:27.000 We've got Get Out, Dunkirk, Call Me By Your Name. 0.99

07:51:34.000 We've got All these other movies suck. 0.99

07:51:40.000 The Post. 0.98

07:51:41.000 Well, not that they sound like the other ones were good, but I don't even recognize them.

07:51:46.000 Ladybird, Lost City of Zeke, I don't know any of those, but Lost City of Zeke was decent.

07:51:52.000 What's that?

07:51:53.000 Lost City of Zeke, like the first half of it was pretty good, then it sucked.

07:51:57.000 We got Shape of Water, Baby Driver, John Wick, Chapter 2, epic.

07:52:03.000 Yo.

07:52:04.000 Let's see, what else we got from 2017?

07:52:07.000 Did you see Logan?

07:52:10.000 That was a good one. 0.99

07:52:18.000 Taylor Swift, Reputation, Kesha, Rainbow, Harry Styles, Lord, Kendrick Lamar, Damn. 0.97

07:52:28.000 Yeah, that was an epic album. 0.97

07:52:30.000 I'll play a little bit from that.

07:52:32.000 Let's see, we'll look up some of the top events.

07:52:35.000 Although, I could probably tell you the top events because, you know, I've been hyper politically conscious since the election.

07:52:43.000 Let's do top news stories.

07:52:45.000 As we get closer to 2019, it'll be less and less nostalgic.

07:52:49.000 Let's see, 10 biggest news stories from 2017.

07:52:52.000 We've got Donald Trump's inauguration, obviously, Mueller investigation, North Korea tensions, the Me Too movement, Las Vegas massacre, terrorism, opioid epidemic, hurricanes, solar eclipse, culture wars.

07:53:16.000 A lot of this is very general.

07:53:18.000 Oh, the Conn Kaepernick thing with Donald Trump.

07:53:24.000 Okay, it's kind of a boring year, honestly.

07:53:27.000 2017 was kind of lame.

07:53:29.000 Bloodsports was pretty huge that year.

07:53:31.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, true, true.

07:53:33.000 Charlottesville, of course.

07:53:35.000 Charlottesville. 0.99

07:53:36.000 They call him Coach Redfield a cocksucker. 0.99

07:53:40.000 Yeah, yeah, Coach Redfield. 1.00

07:53:45.000 That was so funny. 0.99

07:53:47.000 Love is Rage 2 for all those Uzi stands.

07:53:50.000 Best memes of 2017 Distracted Boyfriend.

07:53:54.000 Blinking white guy. 0.98

07:53:56.000 The future that liberals want.

07:53:59.000 I'm surprised that this one got in there. 0.99

07:54:00.000 Remember the drag queen and the Muslim in a burqa? 1.00

07:54:05.000 Cash me outside. 1.00

07:54:10.000 Kofefi. 1.00

07:54:13.000 Roll safe. 1.00

07:54:14.000 Black guy with the pointing at his head. 1.00

07:54:17.000 What in tar nation? 0.99

07:54:19.000 Mocking SpongeBob.

07:54:22.000 Nothing but respect for my president.

07:54:27.000 Batango's Straw Playlist for My Crush Expanding Brain Alternative Facts Emoji Sheriff Hold My Beer Hold My Beer is one of the all time worst,

07:54:56.000 in my opinion.

07:55:01.000 Cracking open a cold one with the boys.

07:55:04.000 Floor is lava.

07:55:05.000 Monkey haircut.

07:55:06.000 Monkey haircut, one of the best of all time, in my opinion.

07:55:10.000 Okay, so a lot of memes in 2017.

07:55:15.000 It's actually kind of hard to keep track of them all.

07:55:19.000 Brosif says, Remembering 2017, the year I found you, and the year that we went to that wacky get together. 0.99

07:55:25.000 Ah, yeah, well, thanks to the Ninjakini.

07:55:27.000 Yeah, the wacky historical get together. 1.00

07:55:35.000 The damn cover. 1.00

07:55:39.000 Redbone remixes, yeah. 1.00

07:55:43.000 Salt Bay.

07:55:45.000 Remember that one?

07:55:52.000 Never was a fan.

07:55:55.000 I'll start putting together the 2017 playlist here.

07:56:01.000 I'll start compiling it.

07:56:06.000 Lil Uzi.

07:56:09.000 What song by Lil Uzi?

07:56:11.000 Well, Exo Tour Life was his biggest.

07:56:19.000 Yeah, I haven't changed.

07:56:27.000 Okay.

07:56:42.000 I barely recognize any of the songs in the 2017 playlist.

07:56:46.000 It's kind of hard to compile a playlist.

07:56:49.000 I don't think I listened to a lot of pop music that year, so it's confusing.

07:56:49.000 I don't know.

07:57:00.000 Yeah, I don't recognize any of these.

07:57:06.000 I guess I'll just put the playlist on and just flip through.

07:57:09.000 What?

07:57:10.000 I'm just thinking of stuff that was big in 2017.

07:57:17.000 Because Amiga's have kind of, haven't they sort of fallen off?

07:57:24.000 Yeah, I don't hear much anymore.

07:57:27.000 But they haven't released an album, I don't think.

07:57:36.000 You guys want to start playing fortnite?

07:57:38.000 I'm done.

07:57:39.000 Hell yeah, brother. 0.68

07:57:42.000 I'll let you know if I can figure this out.

07:57:45.000 Not looking good right now.

07:57:47.000 My Spotify is just like not loading at all.

07:58:03.000 Yeah, when did.

07:58:13.000 Okay.

07:58:14.000 When did Look at Me come out?

07:58:18.000 Which one?

07:58:19.000 Look at Me by XXX Tentacion.

07:58:22.000 Oh, I don't know. 1.00

07:58:25.000 You gotta add the Sion. 0.93

07:58:27.000 Yes, yes.

07:58:42.000 I'm going to bed, guys.

07:58:44.000 Congrats on the big stream, Nick.

07:58:46.000 Thanks, buddy.

07:58:46.000 Thanks for joining us.

07:58:47.000 Good night, bro.

07:58:49.000 See you guys.

07:58:50.000 See you, friends.

07:58:53.000 See you, bro.

07:59:03.000 Dad and bougie.

07:59:04.000 That's a fact.

07:59:05.000 Yeah, I'm vibing.

07:59:06.000 Yeah, my Spotify search function is not loading.

07:59:12.000 I thought it was a good turn.

07:59:16.000 Come in, you drink.

07:59:18.000 Call me your river, keep you with the shots.

07:59:26.000 Bad and bulls bad.

07:59:29.000 Cooking up, bro.

07:59:32.000 Load.

07:59:34.000 Yo, Ninjat?

07:59:37.000 Thanks a lot for the Ninjat Norsk bot.

07:59:39.000 Much appreciated, bro.

07:59:41.000 Wow, no message, but just a Ninjat.

07:59:43.000 Thanks a ton, bro.

07:59:45.000 How many? 0.81

07:59:48.000 That's a lot of Ninjats flying around this game. 0.99

07:59:55.000 It's been a good stream, so I definitely deserve it.

08:00:12.000 Okay, let's see.

08:00:12.000 Lil Uzi, what's the song you said you want to hear?

08:00:15.000 What's the song?

08:00:16.000 Oh, I mean, the big one is probably Exo Tour Life.

08:00:20.000 What is it?

08:00:21.000 Exo Tour Life?

08:00:23.000 Exo.

08:00:24.000 Okay, alright, I'll put that in the queue.

08:00:28.000 What other big songs in 2017?

08:00:33.000 There was Humble.

08:00:34.000 I don't know if you have any.

08:00:37.000 If you already put any of them.

08:00:39.000 Humble DNA.

08:00:39.000 Yeah.

08:00:41.000 That was a good one.

08:00:46.000 Let's see.

08:00:50.000 Oh, He Will Not Divide Us was 2017.

08:00:53.000 Blade Runner.

08:00:54.000 Yeah, He Will Not Divide Us.

08:00:57.000 I was there.

08:00:58.000 I'll pull it up on the.

08:01:01.000 That was right in the sweet spot before Trump was actually in office.

08:01:08.000 So we were still riding the 2016 high from the election.

08:01:11.000 That's right, yeah.

08:01:15.000 That's me, that's me.

08:01:16.000 He will not divide us.

08:01:19.000 Back in 2017.

08:01:20.000 Probably, yeah, January 2017.

08:01:23.000 There's a lot of X songs, like I think Jocelyn Floors.

08:01:32.000 I'm saying that.

08:01:33.000 Yeah, that was a really big one, yeah.

08:01:33.000 Yeah.

08:01:37.000 2017.

08:01:38.000 Yeah, look at the jump.

08:01:41.000 Oh, yeah, let's definitely play that.

08:01:46.000 Oh, I think Gucci Gang was 2017.

08:01:49.000 Oh, yeah.

08:01:51.000 Wait, was it?

08:01:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

08:01:54.000 Was it?

08:01:58.000 He's that old?

08:01:58.000 Really?

08:01:59.000 Boss.

08:02:00.000 I thought he was like.

08:02:02.000 Yeah, I can't even.

08:02:04.000 I was so.

08:02:05.000 Did uh, Takashi 69?

08:02:07.000 Wow, Gucci Gang is 2017.

08:02:09.000 Oh, putting gummo.

08:02:11.000 You gotta put in gummo. 0.99

08:02:13.000 I hate that song.

08:02:15.000 I'll put it in, oh, whatever.

08:02:19.000 By uh, 69?

08:02:21.000 Yeah.

08:02:22.000 No, but that's 2018.

08:02:23.000 I'll put it in.

08:02:24.000 No, it's not.

08:02:25.000 That's a single from 2017.

08:02:26.000 Oh, it's a single?

08:02:27.000 Okay, because the album is from 2018.

08:02:32.000 Yeah.

08:02:35.000 But I'll put it in.

08:02:41.000 Yeah, that way.

08:02:56.000 America First started in 2017, actually.

08:02:59.000 The first episode of America First was February 2017.

08:03:03.000 RSBN, yeah, yeah.

08:03:05.000 I'm trying to think what else happened in 2017.

08:03:08.000 Charlottesville, of course.

08:03:12.000 It was pretty uneventful aside from that.

08:03:16.000 Yeah.

08:03:16.000 At least for me.

08:03:19.000 Well, especially in comparison to 2016.

08:03:28.000 Yeah, this was from 2017.

08:03:30.000 Look at me, came out in 2017.

08:03:33.000 Right wing broadcaster calls for the killing of globalists at CNN. 0.90

08:03:40.000 Conservative Network is apologizing for comments made by hosts who suggested it was time to kill the globalists who run CNN.

08:03:47.000 Nick Fuentes, a host for Right Side Broadcasting Network, made the comments April 19th on his show America First with Nick Fuentes.

08:03:55.000 Who runs the media?

08:03:56.000 Globalists. 1.00

08:03:57.000 Time to kill the globalists. 1.00

08:03:58.000 I don't want to not watch CNN. 1.00

08:04:00.000 I don't want CNN to go out of business.

08:04:01.000 I don't want CNN to be more honest. 0.96

08:04:03.000 I want people that run CNN to be arrested and deported or hanged because this is deliberate. 0.98

08:04:08.000 Bruh moment. 0.99

08:04:09.000 Office check.

08:04:11.000 Major bruh moment there. 0.50

08:04:13.000 Yeah, so that's the good times. 0.97

08:04:22.000 2017 was also Last Jedi.

08:04:25.000 Yeah.

08:04:26.000 Which means we missed Force Awakens for 2015.

08:04:28.000 Dude, so much of this is left out of the Time magazine. 0.97

08:04:31.000 Puts the most obscure bullshit in there. 0.98

08:04:33.000 These lists are so obscure. 0.99

08:04:34.000 I told you to look at the other one.

08:04:37.000 Yeah, you were right.

08:04:39.000 Because it does, it's people vote on them.

08:04:41.000 So it's what the people think is the most popular.

08:04:44.000 Yeah, turn.

08:04:45.000 Today, yeah, she talked to me like she knew me.

08:04:51.000 Yeah, go to sleep in a jacuzzi.

08:04:54.000 Let me just uh, change my game capture here. 1.00

08:04:59.000 I took a white bitch like my college snake, and I swear to god, that'd be that goose. 1.00

08:05:03.000 And you know, we win, yeah, we is not losing. 1.00

08:05:07.000 Try to play your song, it ain't moving.

08:05:09.000 So, your girl wants to choose it. 1.00

08:05:12.000 Yeah, smoking, no cooking, no hot but cooking on your bitch here. 1.00

08:05:16.000 That's that, yeah, cooking, no doping the crockpot. 1.00

08:05:19.000 We came from nothing.

08:05:21.000 We playing Fortnite?

08:05:22.000 Yeah, bro.

08:05:24.000 So, who's gonna be on the squad?

08:05:26.000 It's me, Jaden, Jay.

08:05:29.000 Who's gonna be our fourth?

08:05:31.000 I'm working on getting in right now, but for now, you can just play without me.

08:05:36.000 Oh, Shredder, are you friends with any of us in Fortnite?

08:05:40.000 I added Jaden, but I don't know if you added me back.

08:05:44.000 I put my name in the Discord.

08:05:48.000 Yo, shit, I might be getting on. 0.99

08:05:49.000 Yo! 1.00

08:05:51.000 Yo, epic?

08:05:52.000 Uh oh, that means yikes, Treader.

08:05:56.000 Well, I guess we could rotate you guys out, whoever dies.

08:05:58.000 Yeah, I'm fine with whatever.

08:06:02.000 All right, let's see.

08:06:04.000 I'll invite you guys to my party.

08:06:07.000 Old Colgate, yeah, you're invited.

08:06:11.000 Epic.

08:06:21.000 Rogue One?

08:06:21.000 Was that 2017 too?

08:06:23.000 Or was that later?

08:06:27.000 No, that was 2016.

08:06:29.000 I feel like I saw Rogue One, but then when you guys told me the plot of it, I don't remember at all.

08:06:34.000 I remember seeing Rogue One in Boston.

08:06:37.000 It was like one of the coldest days of the year, and I was like, got frostbite practically, walking like a mile or two to the theater.

08:06:44.000 And I was considering walking out on the movie, like when Darth Vader.

08:06:49.000 Came in for the first scene and was like, Don't be careful not to choke on your ambition.

08:06:54.000 He made a pun.

08:06:55.000 I was like, This is the worst.

08:06:57.000 Like, I'm literally gonna leave this neighborhood.

08:06:59.000 And, uh, but I gave it, but I, you know, I'm like, Whatever, I'm here, I'll finish watching it.

08:07:06.000 And I did.

08:07:07.000 And then it totally was redeemed by that last scene when he, uh, when Darth Vader kills everybody.

08:07:13.000 So, Jake, do you have to update yours or is yours ready?

08:07:16.000 Mine's ready.

08:07:17.000 Are you launching it?

08:07:17.000 Alright.

08:07:19.000 Yeah, it's, uh, I'm going in right now.

08:07:26.000 I'm in.

08:07:27.000 This song is epic.

08:07:28.000 Portrait of the mainframe.

08:07:29.000 You're gonna drop an invite, Nick?

08:07:36.000 Guys, I'm opening presents.

08:07:38.000 Have you done this?

08:07:40.000 What?

08:07:40.000 I just did that.

08:07:43.000 On Fortnite.

08:07:43.000 Very cool.

08:07:47.000 I'm gonna ready up.

08:07:48.000 I'll be right back before we start.

08:08:09.000 All right, Fortnite, here we go.

08:08:16.000 We're waiting on Jaden to ready up.

08:08:23.000 Bad Faith Monster says, I find your lack of faith disturbing was a pun.

08:08:27.000 No, it wasn't. 1.00

08:08:32.000 How is that a pun, idiot? 1.00

08:08:49.000 That's not a pun. 1.00

08:08:50.000 How is that a pun?

08:08:51.000 Explain that one to me.

08:09:00.000 Another Zoomer says cat girl mode.

08:09:02.000 Yeah, we're going cat girl mode.

08:09:03.000 Yo, volatile, you want to ready up?

08:09:05.000 I'm ready, bro.

08:09:06.000 We're in.

08:09:07.000 It said you were up.

08:09:11.000 If we win a victory royale, you have to donate a ninja.

08:09:14.000 Somebody's got to cough it up.

08:09:17.000 Every victory royale we get, you got to cough up a ninja.

08:09:20.000 And then since we're friends, you have to divide it amongst the squad.

08:09:24.000 Yeah, for sure.

08:09:25.000 Definitely.

08:09:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

08:09:46.000 I don't like the new island.

08:09:47.000 I don't know.

08:09:49.000 I don't like that it's covered in snow, I'll tell you that, but it's alright.

08:09:54.000 We'll get by.

08:09:55.000 Where are we dropping, boys?

08:09:58.000 Uh.

08:09:59.000 Oh, cool.

08:10:00.000 The whole map's snow.

08:10:01.000 Epic.

08:10:03.000 Love that for me.

08:10:13.000 Where are we going to call it?

08:10:15.000 Let's go, uh.

08:10:16.000 Pleasant.

08:10:17.000 Pleasant?

08:10:18.000 I'll go pleasant.

08:10:20.000 Yeah.

08:10:21.000 Bad faith poster says officer devotion to that ancient religion.

08:10:25.000 That doesn't make it a pun, dope.

08:10:27.000 How does that make it a pun?

08:10:29.000 He's just answering what he's saying.

08:10:38.000 He chokes, in Rogue One, he chokes the guy with the force and says, don't choke on your ambition. 0.99

08:10:44.000 But I'm, you know, that's gay. 0.99

08:10:47.000 As opposed to, oh, the fourth sucks. 1.00

08:10:49.000 The fourth sucks. 0.99

08:10:50.000 I don't believe in it. 1.00

08:10:51.000 You're a sorcerer.

08:10:52.000 I find your lack of faith disturbing.

08:10:54.000 Not the same.

08:10:55.000 Not a pun.

08:10:56.000 Let's see who else is dropping here.

08:10:59.000 I think we're alone.

08:11:00.000 I don't know.

08:11:03.000 Yeah, well, there's no, there's people come behind us.

08:11:08.000 I haven't played this game in so long.

08:11:11.000 Same, bro.

08:11:12.000 I haven't played it since Todd came out.

08:11:18.000 I want them to start like changing up the map, like adding cool stuff.

08:11:21.000 Cause you'll get it in a year, bro.

08:11:24.000 Just wait till season three.

08:11:27.000 Just kidding.

08:11:28.000 But literally, like, they've changed the map what once?

08:11:34.000 Like, actually, like, redid it all?

08:11:36.000 They complete, yeah, they completely like made a new map.

08:11:39.000 I just mean, like, cause they used to change it up.

08:11:42.000 Oh, yeah, I think they do that each season.

08:11:44.000 Yeah, they do.

08:11:44.000 I don't know how long the seasons are, though.

08:11:47.000 Too long.

08:11:49.000 About three months each.

08:11:51.000 Sounds like it's been almost that long.

08:11:53.000 Well, no, it hasn't.

08:11:54.000 No, no, no.

08:11:55.000 It was a.

08:12:00.000 Okay, I've got.

08:12:02.000 Company over here.

08:12:04.000 What color are you?

08:12:05.000 All Colgate's got company.

08:12:07.000 We got company.

08:12:08.000 We got a bad feeling about this.

08:12:11.000 Ah!

08:12:12.000 Behind us.

08:12:12.000 I'm down.

08:12:17.000 Fuck. 1.00

08:12:17.000 Okay, he just went in this door over here. 1.00

08:12:19.000 Where is he?

08:12:20.000 He's uh, he's gonna he might be coming up over top.

08:12:26.000 I don't know. 1.00

08:12:27.000 Oh fuck, I'm dead too. 1.00

08:12:30.000 That was a warm up, warm up round. 1.00

08:12:30.000 Cool. 1.00

08:12:33.000 Just getting used to the controls.

08:13:14.000 Hey, uh, Jaden.

08:13:17.000 It keeps saying you're not readying up.

08:13:17.000 What's up?

08:13:19.000 I think you must be if we.

08:13:21.000 Yeah, dude, I readied up.

08:13:23.000 But it said you weren't.

08:13:24.000 I was on my screen, I was the second person to do it.

08:13:28.000 Probably a glitch.

08:13:29.000 Probably got the map glitch.

08:13:32.000 People are talking about college football in your chat.

08:13:35.000 Buh.

08:13:36.000 Please don't do that. 0.93

08:13:38.000 Buh.

08:13:45.000 Hey Nick, how are you?

08:13:46.000 I'm good.

08:13:49.000 Alternate universe where we all go over to Nick's house to watch the big game.

08:13:53.000 God, can you imagine?

08:13:57.000 Talk about the 2010s, but in terms of sport.

08:14:01.000 Oh, God, you gotta imagine, like, talking about the Super Bowl.

08:14:04.000 I'm like, the Patriots had a great offense that year.

08:14:07.000 This film.

08:14:09.000 What's his name?

08:14:10.000 I don't even know the guy's name.

08:14:11.000 Who's Tom Brady, the athlete of the decade, without a doubt.

08:14:16.000 I'll never forget when they won the Super Bowl.

08:14:18.000 That would be like our 2016.

08:14:20.000 The Cubs winning the Super Bowl, I was just like crazy watching a compilation of people saying the Cubs will never win the World Series.

08:14:34.000 God, I can't imagine.

08:14:36.000 I can't imagine, but at the same time, I kind of wish that was me.

08:14:39.000 That hurt.

08:14:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

08:14:41.000 Just ignorant. 0.99

08:14:42.000 Stop, Brad. 0.99

08:14:43.000 Come on.

08:14:44.000 I don't feel like it.

08:14:46.000 We're all wearing jerseys to support the team.

08:14:51.000 I'm wearing a jersey right now.

08:14:52.000 We're watching like old rebooks.

08:14:53.000 We're playing like Madden.

08:14:54.000 We're watching replay footage of like sports games.

08:14:58.000 I can't wait for the Pro Bowl this year.

08:15:01.000 We're playing 2K.

08:15:04.000 Okay.

08:15:05.000 From 6 to 8, we're playing 2K.

08:15:08.000 From 8 to 10, we're playing Madden.

08:15:11.000 Then we're playing Fila or FIFA, whatever.

08:15:16.000 Fila's a shoe rider, a clothing rider. 0.92

08:15:18.000 Yeah, it's clothing.

08:15:19.000 It's clothing, bro.

08:15:25.000 Saturday is game day.

08:15:27.000 You're watching football first.

08:15:30.000 Sports first. 0.99

08:15:39.000 I would just fucking end it if that was me. 0.99

08:15:42.000 Anybody need to be fucking over here? 0.99

08:15:45.000 I don't hate sports, but the chats. 0.97

08:15:47.000 I mean, I'm not obsessed with it. 1.00

08:15:49.000 Chats get kind of salty right now. 1.00

08:15:53.000 I absolutely hate sports. 0.98

08:15:55.000 The same chat that gets mad about rap music gets bending sports.

08:16:01.000 Very interesting.

08:16:03.000 I think they're eating rap music.

08:16:05.000 Well, not all of them.

08:16:06.000 I do have to say, hockey is one of the only actually cool sports.

08:16:11.000 I do like hockey.

08:16:11.000 I've never watched hockey in my life.

08:16:13.000 I always watch hockey when the.

08:16:17.000 What do you call it?

08:16:18.000 When the Wolves. 1.00

08:16:21.000 What's our fucking team? 1.00

08:16:21.000 The Hawks run the Stanley Cup. 1.00

08:16:25.000 Look, I mean, it's fun to go to games in person sometimes, but I still don't care.

08:16:29.000 It's not like I actually care what's happening.

08:16:31.000 As far as, like, oh, this guy upped his batting average by this much in this game.

08:16:37.000 I don't care.

08:16:38.000 It's just like.

08:16:39.000 I just like, you know.

08:16:41.000 They have a lump of coal in the Yeah, it's only you would only go for like the people or just to hang out.

08:16:56.000 Push me through the hood, Phantom, that's alright, it's our own.

08:17:09.000 Does anybody need a mini?

08:17:11.000 No?

08:17:12.000 No, I'm good.

08:17:13.000 Anybody else need one though?

08:17:15.000 I got two.

08:17:16.000 I got four acts on it.

08:17:38.000 Yo, nice, nice snowman, Nick.

08:17:42.000 Can you explain to me how everything is like snowy but this water is not like frozen?

08:17:49.000 I think, I mean, that maybe it only snowed last night.

08:17:53.000 I mean, that's fair.

08:17:55.000 And then I got the impacts of snow being a flirting.

08:17:57.000 So, no.

08:17:59.000 That's fair.

08:18:01.000 Blue sniper here if somebody wants it. 0.97

08:18:01.000 Yo. 0.97

08:18:22.000 Is one of y'all in a boat or something?

08:18:24.000 Yeah, we got something in a boat.

08:18:38.000 This is kind of fun.

08:18:46.000 Question Are there that many films around the map?

08:18:51.000 There were like five that I just dropped over there.

08:18:57.000 Oh!

08:19:00.000 Guy right on me?

08:19:00.000 Guy on me?

08:19:01.000 I didn't even see him. 1.00

08:19:04.000 Fuck, I'm down. 1.00

08:19:05.000 Guy right on him. 1.00

08:19:10.000 Come get my card, please Nobody pray for me.

08:19:18.000 It been a day for me.

08:19:22.000 Objective, get the card Knocked one.

08:19:47.000 Did you knock the one on his body? 0.96

08:19:48.000 I knocked the one on the boxes there or the building, whatever Three more killing them for the rescue Ugh, I need a loot. 0.99

08:20:05.000 I'm gonna get myself killed over here. 0.99

08:20:10.000 Oh hey, Stenpies here. 0.98

08:20:21.000 That 27 year old guy's stem pies is Jack.

08:20:26.000 Old man's stem pies.

08:20:32.000 I'm going for the rock one.

08:20:33.000 Nice shot, Tate. 0.59

08:20:34.000 That was good.

08:20:35.000 Our elder stem pies. 1.00

08:20:46.000 Ah fuck, I almost got him. 1.00

08:20:48.000 He's really low. 1.00

08:20:49.000 Where's Treader?

08:20:52.000 I was going to get the rest of them.

08:20:54.000 I thought you guys might be backing up.

08:20:56.000 Maps?

08:20:56.000 Not the maps?

08:20:57.000 No, we never back up.

08:20:59.000 Okay.

08:21:10.000 Where are these guys?

08:21:14.000 They're where I marked that purple.

08:21:16.000 Okay, thanks.

08:21:21.000 I'm all out of math.

08:21:22.000 Not good.

08:21:23.000 Okay, do back up a little bit though. 0.97

08:21:24.000 Let's get the fuck out of here, honestly. 0.91

08:21:28.000 We're not gonna survive this fight with number two. 0.96

08:21:32.000 I mean, I have.

08:21:33.000 Well, I actually don't have any maths.

08:21:36.000 Okay, let's just move back towards the reboot. 0.99

08:21:42.000 Fuck, dude, I gotta heal a little bit. 1.00

08:21:44.000 Sit down. 1.00

08:21:54.000 I'm gonna get zapped a little bit.

08:21:59.000 Gotta save the streamer.

08:22:09.000 Alright, Nick, wake up your buck!

08:22:11.000 Epic?

08:22:12.000 I was trying to go for Jaden's reboot, but I'm.

08:22:18.000 Well, there's some gear around here, Nick.

08:22:24.000 That guy just left a gold SMG. 1.00

08:22:26.000 What a retard. 1.00

08:22:27.000 I dropped it for him. 1.00

08:22:29.000 No, I mean, I left a. 1.00

08:22:32.000 I died.

08:22:32.000 Alright, alright.

08:22:34.000 We cool, we cool.

08:22:34.000 Alright.

08:22:39.000 Yeah, I wasn't calling you retard. 0.98

08:22:42.000 I was like, bro, so mean. 0.95

08:22:43.000 That's alright though.

08:22:45.000 Alright, we gotta get those reboot cards.

08:22:53.000 Yeah, we're counting on you, Treader.

08:22:58.000 Nice.

08:23:01.000 I just tried to melee with Halo controls.

08:23:10.000 Yeah, I'm a little rusty.

08:23:10.000 That's not it.

08:23:14.000 Oh.

08:23:15.000 Oh, it's okay.

08:23:20.000 It's another warm-up round.

08:23:36.000 Everyone click ready.

08:23:46.000 Let me pull up my 2017 raft from Spotify.

08:24:10.000 Top songs 2017.

08:24:16.000 But not all these are from the year twenty seventeen.

08:24:25.000 Gushy gang, which gang, which gang, which gang, spread their rest on new chains.

08:24:31.000 My big love to cocaine. 1.00

08:24:32.000 Oh, I'm for the bitch, I forgot a name. 1.00

08:24:35.000 I can't buy a minnowed rain. 1.00

08:24:37.000 Rather go and buy ball man.

08:24:39.000 Gushy gang, which which, which, which, which, Gang, which gang, which Is this lake new by Misty Meadows?

08:24:53.000 I feel like that's new.

08:24:55.000 No, that's the big one.

08:24:56.000 I think that's been here since the new map.

08:25:01.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:25:03.000 I'm thinking of the middle lake.

08:25:06.000 Whatever happened to Lil Pomp?

08:25:08.000 Where's he at now?

08:25:09.000 I mean, I know he's still relevant, but he hasn't made any hits enough.

08:25:14.000 I'm going for that building.

08:25:16.000 Yeah, good one.

08:25:18.000 Yeah, yeah, I came in with a saw.

08:25:21.000 Yeah, I came in with a saw. 1.00

08:25:23.000 Yeah, bitch, I flare it wrong. 1.00

08:25:26.000 Yeah, bitch, I flare it wrong. 1.00

08:25:28.000 Yeah, yeah, I came in with a saw. 1.00

08:25:31.000 Came in with a saw. 1.00

08:25:33.000 Oh, bitch, I flare it wrong. 1.00

08:25:35.000 Yeah, bitch, I flare it wrong. 1.00

08:25:39.000 Yeah, walk in and try like a boss. 1.00

08:25:41.000 Walk in and try like a boss.

08:25:48.000 Yeah, I came in with a saw. 1.00

08:25:51.000 Oh, bitch, I flat railroads. 1.00

08:25:54.000 Oh, bitch, I flat railroads. 1.00

08:25:57.000 Oh, walking and traveling. 1.00

08:25:59.000 Lil' pump. 1.00

08:26:00.000 Fuck a nigga bitch, don't care. 1.00

08:26:12.000 Damn, throw no racks in the air. 1.00

08:26:21.000 Damn, sort of bitch, Lil' pump, yeah. 1.00

08:26:25.000 Oh, damn, I just broke my wrist. 1.00

08:26:29.000 Hard on wrist, can't tell me shit. 1.00

08:26:32.000 Pop-poles dancing, I fuck a nigga bitch. 1.00

08:26:36.000 Never went to school because I was always putting bricks. 1.00

08:26:45.000 Hey, yeah, I came up with a sauce. 0.98

08:26:48.000 Damn, yeah, so crack in the hall. 1.00

08:26:53.000 Damn, Lil' pump is on top. 1.00

08:26:57.000 Damn, gave my mom two gloves. 1.00

08:27:01.000 Damn, everybody do want to be me. 1.00

08:27:05.000 Look at my neck in the Fiji. 1.00

08:27:10.000 Oh, damn, everybody do want to be me. 0.99

08:27:16.000 I'm looking at my neck and it's Fiji. 0.99

08:27:21.000 Yeah, I came in with a song.

08:27:24.000 Yeah, I came in with a song.

08:27:27.000 Bro, there's like no loot in this house.

08:27:45.000 Okay, guy counter signaling Gucci?

08:27:48.000 Or, uh, on me?

08:27:50.000 Little pump, I mean.

08:27:51.000 You gotta go.

08:27:56.000 He's down.

08:27:56.000 I don't know where he's from.

08:27:58.000 Everybody do want to be me. 0.77

08:27:59.000 Look at my neck in his Fiji.

08:28:01.000 There you go. 1.00

08:28:03.000 Epic little pump one.

08:28:04.000 I just got shot at. 1.00

08:28:14.000 Save the West says Lil Pump is retarded. 1.00

08:28:17.000 Yeah, okay, bro. 1.00

08:28:19.000 Nick, this guy's outside, I think.

08:28:21.000 Cringe?

08:28:22.000 Yeah, no.

08:28:22.000 No way.

08:28:23.000 You gotta go.

08:28:24.000 Sorry.

08:28:25.000 Thanks for the diamond, but unacceptable counterfeit.

08:28:28.000 They're outside.

08:28:31.000 Let's see what I can do.

08:28:35.000 Along the way.

08:28:38.000 Put that on marker.

08:28:47.000 Did y'all get him?

08:28:49.000 Yeah, is there another guy though, Jaden?

08:28:53.000 I don't know.

08:28:54.000 Good chats.

08:28:55.000 I'm cracking up.

08:28:59.000 Anybody need shield potions?

08:29:02.000 I'm gonna free the big jugs.

08:29:20.000 Get out of here, bro.

08:29:25.000 Nick, I dropped you some potions.

08:29:26.000 Oh, thanks, bro.

08:29:29.000 Thanks, bro.

08:29:30.000 Wow.

08:29:32.000 Real Brian energy here.

08:29:36.000 Look.

08:29:37.000 No, here you go, bro.

08:29:38.000 I got.

08:29:39.000 No, no, you keep it, bro.

08:29:41.000 No, no, no.

08:29:43.000 I have enough.

08:29:44.000 No, that's fine.

08:29:45.000 You want it.

08:29:46.000 No.

08:29:47.000 You want it so bad, you got it.

08:29:50.000 No, I was dropping the mini for you.

08:29:52.000 Here.

08:29:53.000 Oh, yeah, okay.

08:29:54.000 For sure, I was dropped in the mini.

08:29:56.000 Yeah, it's fine.

08:29:59.000 Look, there you go, bro.

08:30:00.000 You can have all the loot, bro.

08:30:02.000 You can have all the loot.

08:30:04.000 There's two big pots right there.

08:30:06.000 Link, I care.

08:30:07.000 Link, I care.

08:30:08.000 I'll probably cop that slurp fish.

08:30:14.000 Let's do a little bit more fishing.

08:30:25.000 Ugh.

08:30:40.000 Epic Gucci main. 0.66

08:30:55.000 Please don't start becoming like the bear caught with Chatnik. 0.98

08:31:00.000 Bye. 1.00

08:31:04.000 Okay, cringe retard. 1.00

08:31:07.000 Owen Benjamin does have one thing right, which is that he bans all counter signalers, and that is absolutely If there's one positive thing I have to say about Owen, it's that he is entirely block pill. 1.00

08:31:18.000 That's it.

08:31:21.000 He totally understands. 0.74

08:31:25.000 Please, nigga, please don't do this to your chat.

08:31:28.000 Oh, bye. 0.99

08:31:30.000 See ya.

08:31:33.000 Take his coat.

08:31:35.000 It's cold outside.

08:31:36.000 Take his coat.

08:31:37.000 Don't give him his coat back.

08:31:47.000 Yeah, if there's one thing that Owen gets, it is that you must ban all fringe and opposition.

08:31:52.000 I'm a living legend, I do magic with the Drake.

08:31:56.000 That's some true.

08:31:59.000 I won't tolerate counter signaling rap on my live stream.

08:32:04.000 I won't have it.

08:32:23.000 You having fun over there, Jaden?

08:32:25.000 Yeah.

08:32:33.000 Lightsaber check?

08:32:34.000 Yo.

08:32:35.000 Pull one.

08:32:37.000 You got a lightsaber?

08:32:39.000 Yeah.

08:32:40.000 Pull one.

08:32:41.000 There's two more over here. 1.00

08:32:42.000 Yo!

08:32:44.000 Epic!

08:32:45.000 Let me see him.

08:32:46.000 Oh, there's three.

08:32:47.000 There's one for everybody.

08:32:48.000 I got Luke's, bro.

08:32:50.000 I got Luke's.

08:32:51.000 Does that mean I'm the coolest one?

08:32:53.000 You guys all have lightsabers?

08:32:55.000 Actually, I want Mace Windus.

08:32:57.000 I got kind of wet.

08:32:58.000 Because I'm a bad guy.

08:32:59.000 Bro, let me see.

08:33:00.000 I want to see them.

08:33:02.000 Is there one for me or no?

08:33:04.000 Yeah, there's a Luke's lightsaber.

08:33:05.000 Yeah, there's one right here.

08:33:06.000 If I get a lightsaber, I will cry.

08:33:08.000 There's one right here!

08:33:10.000 Here we go.

08:33:10.000 Bro, give it.

08:33:12.000 Bro, give it.

08:33:14.000 Bro, give it!

08:33:15.000 It's on the ground.

08:33:16.000 Pick it up.

08:33:17.000 This is so epic!

08:33:19.000 Oh my gosh, this is so cool!

08:33:22.000 Use the right mouse to block.

08:33:24.000 You can block all the shots. 0.98

08:33:26.000 Oh shit, we gotta move, boys. 0.99

08:33:29.000 Use the right mouse to block. 0.99

08:33:30.000 So, is this thing.

08:33:31.000 Did we win?

08:33:32.000 Did we win?

08:33:33.000 Is that what this means?

08:33:34.000 No.

08:33:36.000 No, like, it's good because you can block, like, bullets.

08:33:41.000 Yo, you can jump backwards?

08:33:43.000 Yeah, if you hold the right mouse and then jump, you can, like.

08:33:46.000 Yo!

08:33:47.000 Dude, this is awesome.

08:33:52.000 The side jumping ball.

08:33:53.000 Kylo's lightsaber's epic.

08:33:56.000 True. 1.00

08:33:57.000 I'm glad I have the base black guys. 1.00

08:33:59.000 I got Mace. 1.00

08:34:01.000 Old Cole getting stuck with girl lightsaber. 0.97

08:34:03.000 Haha.

08:34:04.000 Do we have a boat?

08:34:05.000 We're gonna get wrecked by the storm.

08:34:07.000 Nah.

08:34:08.000 I have a boat.

08:34:10.000 There's a boat over here.

08:34:10.000 Yeah.

08:34:12.000 Can we use the force or no?

08:34:14.000 No, unfortunately.

08:34:15.000 That'd be epic.

08:34:16.000 Okay, epic?

08:34:18.000 Force in Fortnite?

08:34:20.000 Yeah, I want to knock over buildings.

08:34:23.000 Dude, it's just like when Anakin. Got on that thing when Padme was driving it in the Geonosis Arena, and he's like, he's killing droids, and she's like, she's like shooting them with the droid blast.

08:34:36.000 There's a guy right here.

08:34:37.000 Where, where?

08:34:38.000 I'll deflect the shots. 1.00

08:34:44.000 Yo! 0.94

08:34:45.000 Yeah!

08:34:47.000 Epic!

08:34:47.000 Yeah!

08:34:49.000 Yeah, eat shit, bro. 1.00

08:34:50.000 Jedi Knights! 1.00

08:34:51.000 We're Jedi Knights!

08:34:55.000 Nick does the sound effects.

08:34:59.000 It's like he has the big plastic ones.

08:35:05.000 I feel like Nick, we need to go to Walmart and cop some.

08:35:09.000 Dude, you might be joking, but I'm for real.

08:35:13.000 We're sitting there in West Palm Beach.

08:35:17.000 Get a lightsaber, use it on Ben Shapiro.

08:35:24.000 Well, hello there.

08:35:26.000 Ben Shapiro crossing the street with a stroller.

08:35:29.000 Take off my hood.

08:35:30.000 Well, hello there.

08:35:32.000 Goose Wentz!

08:35:35.000 General Vuentes!

08:35:37.000 I don't know.

08:35:44.000 I'm.

08:35:44.000 I always found Mace Windus to be pretty epic.

08:35:49.000 Purple.com.

08:35:51.000 Purple's pretty epic.

08:35:55.000 I'm a Jedi, like my father before me.

08:35:59.000 Nah, I guess you could say I'm red pilled.

08:36:03.000 When it comes to life, sweater, I sense the conflict in you.

08:36:12.000 So we can block every shot with this thing?

08:36:15.000 If they get a bunch of shots in a row, it'll kind of like knock you back and like lower your guard, so you kind of have to be careful.

08:36:21.000 We're probably gonna get owned, but it's epic nonetheless.

08:36:29.000 Let's go. 1.00

08:36:30.000 Shut up, we're Jedi, bitch. 1.00

08:36:33.000 I'm a Sith bro. 1.00

08:36:35.000 I'm a Kylo becomes a Jedi.

08:36:36.000 Oh, I didn't see it.

08:36:39.000 I'll take your word.

08:36:40.000 Lee doesn't really, it's kind of complicated.

08:36:42.000 Oh, it's complicated?

08:36:44.000 You mean there's potholes?

08:36:46.000 Oh my god.

08:36:46.000 I'm gonna spoil it, I'm gonna spoil it right now.

08:36:51.000 I assume that everybody who wants to see it has seen it.

08:36:55.000 The first two just disappointed me so much, I just don't even regard them, you know?

08:37:00.000 Yeah, I hear you, bro.

08:37:02.000 Duel of the Fates.

08:37:03.000 Yo, yo, what is this?

08:37:04.000 Yo, behind us.

08:37:06.000 I got you, bro.

08:37:09.000 Careful at his bro.

08:37:11.000 I'm a Jedi, I'm not scared. 0.99

08:37:14.000 I am gonna flown at this gun to hit this guy. 0.96

08:37:16.000 I am a Jedi like my father before. 1.00

08:37:20.000 Nyx is going in. 0.59

08:37:25.000 He was so distracted with you.

08:37:27.000 Epic!

08:37:28.000 So epic!

08:37:31.000 Oh wow, this side one is cool.

08:37:34.000 Look at that.

08:37:36.000 He's just hopping around.

08:37:36.000 Right?

08:37:38.000 He can't hit me.

08:37:41.000 Does anybody need.

08:37:45.000 Yo, it's so cool!

08:37:49.000 I need some shields if anybody has them.

08:37:53.000 I got one for you.

08:37:54.000 Hold on, let me just cut down this tree real quick. 0.92

08:37:58.000 I just knocked a guy.

08:38:00.000 Here you go, Colgate.

08:38:02.000 Thanks.

08:38:03.000 Nick.

08:38:04.000 Come farm with me, bro.

08:38:06.000 We're taking fire.

08:38:06.000 Come cut this rock.

08:38:11.000 Yo, we got guys ahead of us?

08:38:13.000 That's okay.

08:38:15.000 He's in the trees there.

08:38:17.000 Oh, they don't know what's coming. 0.72

08:38:18.000 A Jedi's weapon. 0.96

08:38:21.000 From a more civilized time. 0.98

08:38:26.000 Watch out to the right over there.

08:38:27.000 So uncivilized. 0.95

08:38:30.000 Killing someone is a blaster, be like so uncivilized.

08:38:34.000 Yeah, he's running away. 0.89

08:38:37.000 Haha, I'm being volatile. 1.00

08:38:41.000 Oh shit! 1.00

08:38:42.000 Guy right next to me! 1.00

08:38:46.000 I'm working him!

08:38:46.000 Yeah.

08:38:48.000 Get fucked! 1.00

08:38:48.000 Oh shit! 1.00

08:38:49.000 Shit! 1.00

08:38:50.000 No, no! 1.00

08:38:52.000 I got you up.

08:38:53.000 Ah, save me!

08:38:54.000 Save me!

08:38:57.000 Revive me!

08:39:00.000 I have tons of heals, so I'll be okay. 0.97

08:39:02.000 Dude, I fucked that guy up. 0.91

08:39:06.000 Oh, there's guys over there too. 0.99

08:39:11.000 I got guys all over me.

08:39:13.000 Alright, Nick, we gotta go.

08:39:15.000 How many hits?

08:39:16.000 We got how many kills?

08:39:24.000 Wrong way.

08:39:26.000 Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this.

08:39:35.000 Whoops. 0.91

08:39:47.000 Oh, they killed those guys so easily with like my gun. 0.59

08:39:51.000 I was just chasing them.

08:39:55.000 Anybody got heals?

08:39:56.000 They've got the high ground.

08:39:56.000 I am.

08:39:59.000 No, you underestimate my power.

08:40:02.000 You underestimate my power.

08:40:06.000 I'm dead.

08:40:07.000 I'm loving it, bro.

08:40:08.000 He's about to throw me out the window.

08:40:11.000 Aim department?

08:40:11.000 Oh, cool.

08:40:13.000 Not hitting a single shot.

08:40:14.000 This is why I prefer the Jedi's weapon.

08:40:18.000 This guy has a mace when he's light sick.

08:40:20.000 Watch out. 1.00

08:40:23.000 She'll make a fine addition to my collection.

08:40:27.000 How many heals do you guys have?

08:40:28.000 Many?

08:40:29.000 Okay, we got guys in this house right over here.

08:40:32.000 Nick, do you have heals?

08:40:33.000 Yeah, I got heals.

08:40:35.000 Alright, I'm coming to you.

08:40:36.000 Guys over there.

08:40:37.000 We got guys right over here.

08:40:41.000 Yo, whose lightsaber is this?

08:40:43.000 Oh, it's another loose lightsaber.

08:40:46.000 Boring.

08:40:48.000 Okay, they dropped down.

08:40:50.000 I'm about to have a lightsaber fight over here, Nick.

08:40:52.000 Yeah, us too, us too. 0.86

08:40:55.000 Let's go!

08:40:57.000 Ah, he came up behind me.

08:40:58.000 Yo, I got him!

08:40:59.000 I got him!

08:41:01.000 I need that medkit ASAP.

08:41:03.000 Yo, I got a medkit.

08:41:05.000 I have one health.

08:41:08.000 Here, take this.

08:41:10.000 Hold on, I'm popping this medkit right now.

08:41:15.000 Healing up too.

08:41:16.000 Oh, on top! 1.00

08:41:31.000 Fuck! 1.00

08:41:33.000 Oh no, Storm! 1.00

08:41:37.000 Ah, fuck! 1.00

08:41:38.000 He trapped me! 1.00

08:41:40.000 Damn it, I'm dead. 1.00

08:41:42.000 That bitch, he put a trap down. 1.00

08:41:44.000 That's so gay. 1.00

08:41:51.000 I'm fucked. 1.00

08:41:52.000 I'm dead. 1.00

08:41:54.000 Damn. 1.00

08:41:54.000 Help me tread on you, man. 1.00

08:41:56.000 That was terrible.

08:41:58.000 I have no health and no shield.

08:42:01.000 I'm dead.

08:42:05.000 I want a lightsaber again.

08:42:08.000 They're pretty common, I think.

08:42:10.000 So we should find them, right?

08:42:15.000 Spring the trap.

08:42:16.000 Remember when Obi Wan said that?

08:42:20.000 Remember in Star Wars when he said they're doomed? 1.00

08:42:23.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

08:42:26.000 I smell a trap. 1.00

08:42:27.000 So what's next?

08:42:27.000 Spring the trap.

08:42:29.000 Spring the trap.

08:42:29.000 That's what I did.

08:42:32.000 Get on.

08:42:41.000 How the hell am I supposed to get up there?

08:42:43.000 It's up to us, the last Jedi.

08:42:45.000 Yes.

08:42:47.000 Bro, I can't climb for my life.

08:42:49.000 The last Jedi.

08:42:52.000 Mace Windu.

08:42:56.000 He's gained some weight and turned blue.

08:43:15.000 I have a mini here.

08:43:19.000 I'm down.

08:43:20.000 They're coming right at us.

08:43:23.000 There's two on me right there, and then.

08:43:28.000 Oh no.

08:43:29.000 Help me, Jaden McNeil, you're my only one.

08:43:40.000 RIP, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 0.53

08:43:40.000 RIP. 0.53

08:44:06.000 So let's see, I'll read off 2018 real quick and then we'll do another round.

08:44:21.000 Is that okay with everyone?

08:44:26.000 Yes, sir.

08:44:32.000 I need to master my lightsaber.

08:44:42.000 Man, the lightsabers are.

08:44:44.000 I want to play this just for the lightsabers at this point.

08:44:46.000 Is that just a lightsaber mode?

08:44:48.000 That might be one.

08:44:48.000 Yeah, I was saying that the other day.

08:44:50.000 They need to just have, like, Fortnite just needs to become a Star Wars game.

08:44:54.000 That's so true.

08:44:56.000 Or you just have, you can use the Force and stuff.

08:44:58.000 I'm not seeing that one.

08:45:01.000 They also have, like, blasters and stuff that you can find.

08:45:03.000 Yeah, I know.

08:45:04.000 The blasters are kind of OP.

08:45:06.000 Yeah, uh.

08:45:07.000 They shred through, like, uh.

08:45:09.000 I played it only a little bit, but.

08:45:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:45:11.000 They're pretty good at, like, knocking down structures.

08:45:14.000 Um, they have, like, 30 damage, so it's about the same as, like, an SMG.

08:45:18.000 But you never run out of ammo with them.

08:45:20.000 Yeah, that's true.

08:45:24.000 This is America.

08:45:25.000 Remember that song in 2018?

08:45:26.000 Yeah.

08:45:27.000 Yeah, that was kind of cringe, but.

08:45:30.000 Yeah, that was cringe.

08:45:31.000 Yeah, I remember.

08:45:40.000 Yeah, didn't he like steal the whole song?

08:45:44.000 No.

08:45:45.000 Let's see, Bohemian Rhapsody. 1.00

08:45:48.000 That was a gay movie. 1.00

08:45:50.000 Yeah. 0.83

08:45:51.000 Eighth grade.

08:45:55.000 What's the.

08:45:56.000 What's that guy's name?

08:45:57.000 Fred Rogers movie.

08:45:58.000 Mr. Rogers' neighborhood movie. 1.00

08:46:00.000 Dumb. 0.99

08:46:01.000 That came out this year. 1.00

08:46:03.000 Didn't it?

08:46:07.000 No.

08:46:08.000 No.

08:46:11.000 Most popular TV shows Super Bowl, This Is Us, Winter Olympics, Roseanne, Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon. 0.99

08:46:24.000 Okay, these lists suck. 0.94

08:46:27.000 I need to find something better here. 0.78

08:46:31.000 What were the biggest news stories of 2018?

08:46:37.000 Probably the North Korea summit.

08:46:41.000 Let's see.

08:46:42.000 Biggest news stories according to Google Trends we got government shutdown, Winter Olympics, Royal Wedding, Parkland shooting, Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court confirmation, midterm elections, Hurricane Florence, the World Cup.

08:47:07.000 Biggest memes of 2018 let's see.

08:47:11.000 Well, I know Uganda Knuckles is going to be in there, right? 0.99

08:47:16.000 I think that was January. 0.99

08:47:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

08:47:19.000 Yeah, January 2018.

08:47:21.000 Tide Pods. 0.98

08:47:23.000 Ugandan Knuckles. 0.52

08:47:26.000 Somebody Touched My Spaghetti. 0.58

08:47:28.000 Logan Paul in the Suicide Forest.

08:47:30.000 Change My Mind, Steven Crowder.

08:47:36.000 Krusty Krab vs. Chum Bucket.

08:47:39.000 Evil Patrick Starr.

08:47:41.000 Infinity War crossover.

08:47:48.000 I'll load the rest of the page.

08:47:54.000 Are you serious?

08:47:59.000 Yodeling Walmart boy, Mason Ramsey.

08:48:01.000 Remember that one?

08:48:03.000 Yeah, he has like a career now.

08:48:05.000 Yeah.

08:48:06.000 He's a country singer. 1.00

08:48:09.000 Squinting this one is shit. 1.00

08:48:11.000 Trash, man. 1.00

08:48:16.000 It's free real estate. 1.00

08:48:19.000 Hmm.

08:48:21.000 Who Killed Hannibal from the Eric Andre show?

08:48:27.000 The Fallout 4 Deathclaw.

08:48:35.000 Anime Butterfly Is This a Pigeon?

08:48:39.000 Infinity War Disintegration, yeah.

08:48:42.000 Infinity War itself.

08:48:43.000 E. Lord Farquad. 0.71

08:48:45.000 T Pose.

08:48:48.000 Yanni versus Laurel.

08:48:58.000 This is so sad.

08:48:59.000 Alexa played Despacito. 1.00

08:49:00.000 That one was stupid. 1.00

08:49:07.000 Howard the Alien, remember that one? 1.00

08:49:11.000 What was the song?

08:49:12.000 It was, wasn't it like a little Uzi song?

08:49:19.000 Oh, yeah, it was Money Longer.

08:49:21.000 Yeah.

08:49:22.000 Alright, I'll put that one in there.

08:49:27.000 But that song's from 2016.

08:49:29.000 Yeah, but it's part of the meme, though.

08:49:32.000 It's the meme song.

08:49:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

08:49:35.000 Dumb, dumb. 1.00

08:49:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

08:49:39.000 Let's see.

08:49:46.000 Singing Mike Wazowski.

08:49:49.000 Handshake.

08:49:52.000 Johnny, Yes Papa. 1.00

08:49:53.000 That one was trash. 0.99

08:49:55.000 I never liked that. 1.00

08:49:57.000 Elon Musk smoking a blunt.

08:50:00.000 Cringe.

08:50:01.000 Bongo Cat. 1.00

08:50:05.000 Bowsette.

08:50:06.000 Remember Bowsette? 0.58

08:50:08.000 Bruh.

08:50:09.000 How could Dr. Jaden?

08:50:12.000 Jaden.

08:50:13.000 Okay.

08:50:14.000 This ain't it, Chief.

08:50:16.000 Weird flex, but okay.

08:50:23.000 Let's get this bread.

08:50:25.000 Can't believe that was only a year old.

08:50:28.000 Miley Cyrus stare.

08:50:29.000 Surprise Pikachu.

08:50:31.000 Thank you, next.

08:50:34.000 You want this? 0.63

08:50:35.000 Bunny?

08:50:36.000 Don't say it.

08:50:38.000 Detective Pikachu.

08:50:42.000 They did surgery on a grape.

08:50:43.000 I always liked that one.

08:50:45.000 They did surgery on a grave.

08:50:51.000 There were so many memes, I feel like it's leaving out even a lot of them, right?

08:50:57.000 Yeah, like there weren't a ton of good ones.

08:51:03.000 It's kind of funny we're just taking back old memes to use nowadays.

08:51:10.000 Post ironic, like Doge Post.

08:51:12.000 Yeah, exactly.

08:51:13.000 Back in high school, I used to bust it to the dance.

08:51:16.000 Now I hit that epio with duffels in my hands.

08:51:19.000 I didn't have a zen, thirteen hours till I land.

08:51:22.000 Having out like a light, sicko mode, which we're listening to right now.

08:51:37.000 I don't know, like any of these songs.

08:51:50.000 I don't know any of these.

08:51:54.000 Volatile has left the game.

08:51:57.000 Volatile, why'd you leave that?

08:52:00.000 My game pros.

08:52:02.000 Can't really.

08:52:04.000 Kendrick, the Black Panther album came out.

08:52:08.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.56

08:52:12.000 This is for 2018, right?

08:52:13.000 Mo Bamba, yeah.

08:52:16.000 Delicate?

08:52:17.000 Yo, I love that song.

08:52:19.000 Didn't Post Malone's.

08:52:22.000 Album come out.

08:52:23.000 I want Beer Bongs and Bentley.

08:52:27.000 What's the song from that one?

08:52:30.000 Um.

08:52:31.000 I can't serve.

08:52:33.000 Oh.

08:52:34.000 Over now.

08:52:35.000 Rockstar?

08:52:35.000 Rockstar was always on.

08:52:39.000 I'd open that one in.

08:52:47.000 Moonlight?

08:52:47.000 Oh, you gotta put Moonlight on there.

08:52:50.000 What's Moonlight?

08:52:51.000 Oh, by X?

08:52:52.000 Yeah.

08:52:53.000 Is that 2018?

08:52:55.000 Yeah.

08:52:56.000 Put Juice World.

08:52:58.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

08:53:00.000 Yeah, good call.

08:53:02.000 And then you have to play him in 2019, too, because.

08:53:08.000 RIP.

08:53:10.000 Maybe that wasn't.

08:53:10.000 Yeah, that was funny.

08:53:18.000 Sad by X. I'm pretty sure that came out in 2018.

08:53:30.000 Spotlight, dude.

08:53:44.000 Drake in my feelings.

08:53:52.000 Got me in my feelings.

08:53:57.000 Yep.

08:54:01.000 Let's see.

08:54:03.000 Pop culture moments that define 2018.

08:54:06.000 Let's see.

08:54:08.000 Me Too movement.

08:54:10.000 Obama portraits.

08:54:11.000 Remember those?

08:54:12.000 Remember the Obama presidential photo.

08:54:16.000 Did anyone say Mac Miller died?

08:54:19.000 I'm pretty sure.

08:54:20.000 Yeah.

08:54:22.000 Which Jake has a hot take on.

08:54:26.000 What's your hot take, bro?

08:54:28.000 We were just on a stream one time and they said that Mac, they were talking about rappers that died, and I said I never liked Mac Miller, so I was glad that he died.

08:54:28.000 Oh, no.

08:54:36.000 I really don't care.

08:54:39.000 Jokingly. 0.96

08:54:40.000 Remember when Melania wore that jacket?

08:54:45.000 Oh, yeah.

08:54:45.000 I said, I really don't care.

08:54:47.000 That was epic. 1.00

08:54:48.000 Melania's just sticking a big middle. 1.00

08:54:50.000 Finger up to, uh, like, what was that hurricane victims or whatever? 0.99

08:54:55.000 For migrant children, I don't, I just, I don't give a shit about you. 1.00

08:55:01.000 Fuck you. 1.00

08:55:02.000 Imagine wearing a jacket to like, to visit kids that says, Fuck you, I don't care. 1.00

08:55:10.000 The president's wife should have just been a big middle finger on the back. 1.00

08:55:14.000 Me, Davison, and Ariana Grande get engaged. 1.00

08:55:20.000 Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna, bro. 1.00

08:55:23.000 Good call, good call. 1.00

08:55:26.000 Was Bitch Lasagna 2018 or was that 2019? 0.93

08:55:28.000 I think that was. 0.89

08:55:30.000 It was 2018, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:55:32.000 Yeah, it was late 2018.

08:55:32.000 Yeah, you're right.

08:55:33.000 It was a long fought war. 1.00

08:55:35.000 Bitch Lasagna. 0.99

08:55:36.000 Dude, remember watching the PewDiePie. 1.00

08:55:39.000 I'm a blue eyes white dragon.

08:55:42.000 Oh, yeah.

08:55:43.000 That's such a good line.

08:55:45.000 Connie in the White House.

08:55:46.000 Yo, the album, Yay, Ghost Town.

08:55:49.000 Oh, yeah.

08:55:51.000 And Kids See Ghosts.

08:55:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for real.

08:55:55.000 Was that from 2018?

08:55:57.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00

08:55:58.000 Fuck. 1.00

08:55:58.000 June 2018. 1.00

08:56:00.000 Seems like so much older than that for some reason.

08:56:02.000 I know.

08:56:03.000 I hear you, bro.

08:56:07.000 Yeah, someone in chat said crab dancing.

08:56:10.000 Crab dancing?

08:56:11.000 Oh, yeah, the crab dance meme.

08:56:14.000 Some crabs in the chat.

08:56:15.000 Nicholas, why are you crab dancing?

08:56:17.000 Dancing like a crab.

08:56:19.000 Yeah, my mom would be like, Nicholas, why are you dancing like a crab right now?

08:56:24.000 No reason.

08:56:26.000 No reason. 1.00

08:56:29.000 Yeah, good shit. 1.00

08:56:31.000 All right. 0.99

08:56:32.000 My favorite memes from the.

08:56:34.000 You have to read this by me.

08:56:35.000 You have to read this by me.

08:56:36.000 I'll try to.

08:56:37.000 Actually, I don't know if I have you on here.

08:56:40.000 PewDiePie versus T Series.

08:56:42.000 Also, Logan Paul versus KSI.

08:56:46.000 Kanye rapping about Trump, putting on the MAGA hat.

08:56:50.000 John McCain dying, George Bush dying.

08:56:59.000 I don't think I'm friends with you, Jaden, so somebody else will have to.

08:57:03.000 Can you just join a party?

08:57:03.000 Can you join?

08:57:05.000 No, I can't join his.

08:57:08.000 It's a locked party, I think.

08:57:09.000 It says you're offline.

08:57:10.000 Hmm.

08:57:12.000 I'm excited.

08:57:15.000 That's what you get for playing on console, bro.

08:57:18.000 Nick, what?

08:57:20.000 Can you invite me when you get a chance?

08:57:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

08:57:31.000 I can still feel the love.

08:57:35.000 Is that even the right line?

08:57:37.000 Yeah.

08:57:41.000 Yeah, you're playing Uzi bass.

08:57:43.000 I like when Kanye just makes gun sounds.

08:57:46.000 Yeah.

08:57:49.000 Such a good song.

08:57:53.000 The alien meme is so good, man.

08:57:56.000 The Howard the Alien.

08:57:58.000 I don't remember which one is that?

08:58:00.000 Howard the Alien? 1.00

08:58:02.000 It's so, it's like black alien that does the hand thing. 1.00

08:58:13.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:58:15.000 I didn't know it was called Howard the Alien.

08:58:21.000 Such a good meme, dude.

08:58:22.000 All right, I invited you, bro.

08:58:25.000 My favorite ones from like 2018 were like the question memes where it'd be like, Hold up, a cat wearing pants?

08:58:32.000 He do be looking kind of fresh.

08:58:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

08:58:34.000 Like, alligator receptionist?

08:58:39.000 He do be scheduling meetings, though.

08:58:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:58:44.000 Oh, people are criticizing my Howard dance. 0.77

08:58:46.000 That sucked.

08:58:47.000 Okay, bye. 0.99

08:58:50.000 Very rude.

08:58:51.000 Very rude.

08:58:52.000 Bye.

08:58:52.000 Bye bye.

08:58:53.000 That dance is so.

08:58:55.000 I tried to perfect it.

08:58:57.000 I was going to do the Howard dance when Ashley St. Clair, when all that went down for the first time, when the sex laptop stuff was happening.

08:59:06.000 I was going to start the show with that music and do the dance.

08:59:09.000 And I practiced it for like an hour, but I couldn't get it down.

08:59:11.000 I couldn't match the movements.

08:59:13.000 Very hard to do.

08:59:16.000 But I'm trying my best.

08:59:19.000 I'm trying to dance.

08:59:23.000 I like the video.

08:59:24.000 I don't know who made it.

08:59:24.000 I think, uh.

08:59:26.000 I think it was, uh.

08:59:28.000 Tucker Groyper, where it's like after hours in the America First studio and it's Howard dancing.

08:59:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

08:59:36.000 Bro, I'm an alien.

08:59:38.000 I'm an alien.

08:59:40.000 I'm an alien.

08:59:40.000 I take money from NASA.

08:59:42.000 I'm a gray alien. 0.90

08:59:43.000 Read the signs.

08:59:43.000 Follow the.

08:59:44.000 Follow the signs, dude.

08:59:45.000 It's obvious. 0.83

08:59:47.000 And from China.

08:59:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

08:59:51.000 Chinese alien. 0.98

08:59:51.000 Nick is a Chinese asset. 0.98

08:59:53.000 Nick is an alien. 1.00

08:59:53.000 Woke. 1.00

08:59:55.000 So pretty.

09:00:01.000 You heard it here.

09:00:03.000 Nick is a Chinese trans alien. 0.70

09:00:05.000 Trans Chinese alien. 1.00

09:00:06.000 It's going to be only Mars first. 1.00

09:00:10.000 Mars first.

09:00:12.000 Mars first.

09:00:12.000 ALMA.

09:00:16.000 General Pinochet says here's a ninja copter.

09:00:18.000 Oh, thanks for the ninja copter, boys.

09:00:21.000 Let's drop lightsaber.

09:00:25.000 I'm dropping the lightsaber.

09:00:26.000 I'm dropping the lightsaber.

09:00:28.000 Alright, retail.

09:00:29.000 Retail?

09:00:29.000 Alright.

09:00:30.000 Yo, Taylor Swift Delicate.

09:00:31.000 I unironically love this song.

09:00:33.000 Do you know this song?

09:00:36.000 I don't think I know that one.

09:00:38.000 So good.

09:00:39.000 Unironically.

09:00:41.000 Unironically, epic song. 0.92

09:01:06.000 Oh, somebody says this song is gay? 0.99

09:01:09.000 Ban him. 1.00

09:01:10.000 Take his code. 1.00

09:01:11.000 Ban everyone saying it's gay. 0.99

09:01:12.000 Ban. 1.00

09:01:13.000 It's a good song.

09:01:13.000 Ban.

09:01:14.000 Yeah.

09:01:15.000 I already got shot before I landed.

09:01:17.000 Yeah, bro.

09:01:18.000 If you see Star Wars, if you see Stormtrooper bots, they're really good.

09:01:22.000 Stay away from them.

09:01:24.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

09:01:26.000 Like, unironically.

09:01:27.000 There's just like bots everywhere, right?

09:01:29.000 Really good, or really easy to kill bots.

09:01:31.000 Yeah.

09:01:34.000 There's like actually Star Wars, like I keep saying Stormtrooper patrols around, dude.

09:01:40.000 Isn't it?

09:01:41.000 Isn't it? 1.00

09:01:42.000 Kill this a carrot? 0.99

09:01:43.000 Is this like an actual person? 0.99

09:01:45.000 This guy has four lightsabers.

09:01:47.000 Yo, what? 0.99

09:01:49.000 I killed a Jedi. 0.98

09:01:50.000 We got lightsabers. 0.97

09:01:51.000 Get in here, Treader.

09:01:52.000 I'm coming.

09:01:53.000 Don't worry.

09:01:55.000 I'm I have a disguise.

09:01:57.000 I'm dead.

09:01:58.000 Never mind. 1.00

09:01:59.000 I fucked him up. 1.00

09:02:00.000 Get in here, bro. 1.00

09:02:02.000 I'm coming.

09:02:04.000 I'm gonna die. 0.95

09:02:06.000 I have a lightsaber. 0.97

09:02:07.000 I'm coming as fast as I can. 0.98

09:02:12.000 If I die picking you up, I'm gonna be pissed. 0.93

09:02:14.000 Yo! 0.73

09:02:15.000 Ray's. 1.00

09:02:15.000 Oh, gay. 1.00

09:02:16.000 Ray's lightsaber? 1.00

09:02:17.000 I want Kylo's lightsaber.

09:02:18.000 Behind you.

09:02:21.000 I have Luke's and I have Mace Windu's.

09:02:24.000 Oh, man.

09:02:25.000 Should have picked him up.

09:02:26.000 Oh, I see him.

09:02:29.000 Oh, it's a stormtrooper.

09:02:37.000 They're really good and they stick together.

09:02:38.000 They move as a squad.

09:02:39.000 It's kind of.

09:02:40.000 Yo, there's even more over here.

09:02:43.000 All of them are over here as well.

09:02:46.000 Anybody got meds?

09:02:49.000 I have nothing but a lightsaber, but that's all I need. 1.00

09:02:56.000 Such an asshole. 1.00

09:02:57.000 I have three lightsabers. 1.00

09:02:59.000 Yo, I got a Kylo Ren saber.

09:03:03.000 I have one as well.

09:03:06.000 Who's the real Kylo Ren?

09:03:07.000 Me!

09:03:08.000 I'm the real Kylo!

09:03:09.000 Prove it!

09:03:12.000 I will make sure that Luke Skywalker is the last Jedi.

09:03:15.000 Hey, we got a guy over here.

09:03:17.000 Oh, do we?

09:03:17.000 Doesn't matter, bro.

09:03:18.000 We're smoothing.

09:03:23.000 Where'd he go?

09:03:38.000 Poor Larpin.

09:03:45.000 I can just cut through with your build.

09:03:48.000 I am stronger.

09:03:53.000 Come on down, big boy.

09:03:54.000 Bruh, the stormtroopers got me.

09:03:56.000 A Sith Lord?

09:03:58.000 Yeah, I'm Mace Windu now.

09:04:00.000 This party's over.

09:04:04.000 Yeah, it is.

09:04:04.000 I'm with.

09:04:05.000 The stormtroopers on the hill are gonna.

09:04:05.000 Oh!

09:04:08.000 Are they sniping me?

09:04:10.000 It's like when he jumps down in the Geonosis arena.

09:04:13.000 Dude, drop down, drop down, I got you.

09:04:14.000 I'm coming.

09:04:17.000 Save me.

09:04:19.000 Oh, I'm on the outside.

09:04:20.000 Ah! 0.98

09:04:21.000 I'm shooting at the stormtroopers with a sniper. 0.99

09:04:24.000 Stormtroopers. 0.98

09:04:25.000 No, Mobamba mode.

09:04:26.000 They're coming.

09:04:31.000 Volatile, volatile, save me.

09:04:34.000 I have six health checks.

09:04:37.000 Volatile, volatile!

09:04:39.000 One health check. 0.98

09:04:40.000 I'll go up and finish off those stormtroopers.

09:04:42.000 Yo, this party's over.

09:04:47.000 Colgate, I have some potions for you.

09:04:50.000 Thank you.

09:04:51.000 No, we must go help Nick on the hill.

09:04:56.000 Are you ready? 1.00

09:05:00.000 Aw, shit. 1.00

09:05:03.000 There you are, brother. 1.00

09:05:05.000 We must go help our friend.

09:05:08.000 The Empire.

09:05:09.000 Stormtrooper Blaster.

09:05:11.000 First Order Blaster.

09:05:19.000 Yeah, first order encampment here.

09:05:22.000 Rolling up on you guys?

09:05:26.000 Alright!

09:05:27.000 Yeah!

09:05:29.000 Claimed it for Donut.

09:05:33.000 Oh, there's guys!

09:05:33.000 Guys on us?

09:05:34.000 Aw, what the fuck was that? 0.99

09:05:35.000 They're throwing grenades? 0.99

09:05:38.000 What even was that?

09:05:38.000 Bruh!

09:05:40.000 Man, a snowball gun. 1.00

09:05:43.000 Damn it. 1.00

09:05:44.000 Not good. 1.00

09:05:49.000 I have, like, no health.

09:05:52.000 I have like no ammo.

09:05:53.000 What's up?

09:05:55.000 He didn't either.

09:05:56.000 He had no health. 1.00

09:06:01.000 Fuck! 1.00

09:06:01.000 How did it- Oh, bruh. 1.00

09:06:03.000 Bruh. 0.99

09:06:08.000 If I die, I want to die with my friend. 0.84

09:06:16.000 What are you doing, 3PO? 0.98

09:06:17.000 Taking one last look at my friend.

09:06:24.000 What are you doing, Volatile?

09:06:27.000 Volatile's taking one.

09:06:29.000 Volatile is sort of like C3PO.

09:06:32.000 The odds of survival are 300 something to one.

09:06:36.000 Never tell me the odds, Jaden.

09:06:43.000 Jaden is very much like C3PO.

09:06:45.000 He's a protocol droid.

09:06:47.000 I constructed him.

09:06:48.000 I constructed him.

09:06:48.000 I'm Anakin.

09:06:49.000 I built him.

09:07:04.000 I'm blaming that loss on Treader.

09:07:07.000 Oh, man.

09:07:08.000 Raw moment.

09:07:11.000 Yeah, good going, Treader.

09:07:15.000 Trying to come up with a Star Wars line, but nothing's coming to mind.

09:07:21.000 What's the good one?

09:07:26.000 Misa's sorry.

09:07:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

09:07:30.000 Fuck. 1.00

09:07:34.000 We sang big doo-doo this time. 1.00

09:08:04.000 Where do you want to drop?

09:08:06.000 Let's drop lightsaber again.

09:08:08.000 That was funny.

09:08:10.000 I will refuse to play this game without a lightsaber.

09:08:13.000 There's usually lightsabers there.

09:08:13.000 We could go to Frenzy.

09:08:15.000 Yeah, this game does suck without the lightsabers.

09:08:17.000 Yeah, this game is only fun.

09:08:19.000 They should just make it Star Wars, honestly.

09:08:21.000 Yeah.

09:08:24.000 Fortnite is now a Star Wars video game.

09:08:30.000 I want to be at the bottom of the Coliseum and I want.

09:08:33.000 One of you to be faced when to jump down.

09:08:36.000 This party saved me.

09:08:37.000 Yeah, exactly.

09:08:39.000 Saved me. 0.99

09:08:40.000 Bold, but foolish, my old friend. 1.00

09:08:43.000 You're hopelessly outnumbered. 1.00

09:08:45.000 I don't think so.

09:08:46.000 And then the super battle droids come in.

09:08:50.000 He jumps off, and then Django Fett blasts him with the flamethrower, and his capes on fire.

09:08:55.000 Jumps off the thing, rips it off.

09:08:57.000 Droids run out.

09:08:59.000 So epic.

09:09:01.000 Pilot!

09:09:03.000 Land at the assembly area.

09:09:06.000 Dude, I don't know.

09:09:08.000 I don't understand how you have every.

09:09:10.000 like the whole movie.

09:09:15.000 Nick recites every movie from memory.

09:09:17.000 Feels good.

09:09:18.000 You ever seen Alex Jones talking about episode 3?

09:09:21.000 You need to do that with like the whole franchise.

09:09:26.000 Star Wars dream.

09:09:28.000 I love Star Wars.

09:09:31.000 Yo!

09:09:31.000 Oh.

09:09:33.000 Yo!

09:09:33.000 Okay, what am I gonna be this time?

09:09:35.000 Should I be Mace Windu?

09:09:36.000 Haha, I'm Kylo.

09:09:37.000 Dude, I don't care.

09:09:38.000 I'm Mace Windu.

09:09:40.000 Look, I'll trade you Ray and Kylo.

09:09:42.000 In the name of the Galactic Senate, you're under arrest, Jaden McNeil. 1.00

09:09:47.000 Here, you can have the gay license. 0.96

09:09:49.000 I am the Senate. 1.00

09:09:51.000 Not yet!

09:09:54.000 It's treason, then.

09:09:58.000 Wee.

09:10:01.000 Ah! 0.89

09:10:02.000 Do it.

09:10:03.000 You're good at the shriek.

09:10:06.000 I am going to end this!

09:10:10.000 Do the emperor.

09:10:13.000 And like, impression.

09:10:16.000 Please don't kill me.

09:10:18.000 No.

09:10:21.000 I'm so weak.

09:10:22.000 I'm so weak.

09:10:24.000 I can't hold it any longer.

09:10:26.000 I can't.

09:10:31.000 He's got control of the Senate and the courts.

09:10:34.000 He's too dangerous to be left alive.

09:10:41.000 They made Fortnite epic, man.

09:10:44.000 Finally, they made Fortnite epic.

09:10:44.000 Finally.

09:10:46.000 The oppression of the Sith will never return.

09:10:53.000 You have lost.

09:10:58.000 No.

09:11:00.000 No. 1.00

09:11:01.000 You will die. 1.00

09:11:05.000 Oh, man. 1.00

09:11:06.000 This is so good.

09:11:08.000 This is just a Star Wars stream now.

09:11:11.000 Forget the 2010s.

09:11:13.000 Star Wars moment.

09:11:15.000 Kind of epic how it has the streak when you hit the tree or something.

09:11:25.000 Yeah, so epic.

09:11:32.000 Yo, more lightsabers.

09:11:34.000 Anyone wants to trade up?

09:11:35.000 We got Ray.

09:11:36.000 We got Mace Wind.

09:11:39.000 I kind of want to trade just because Kylo looks like a reef card. 0.56

09:11:39.000 I don't know. 0.56

09:11:43.000 His face.

09:11:45.000 I don't know.

09:11:48.000 I can't ever take him seriously when he's like bawling.

09:11:51.000 The oppression of the Sith will never return.

09:11:59.000 So good, man.

09:11:59.000 So enjoyable.

09:12:00.000 This is what it was like in my head as a kid playing with the lightsaber toys.

09:12:05.000 Dude, it literally is.

09:12:08.000 Bro, don't mess with me. 1.00

09:12:12.000 Bitch. 1.00

09:12:14.000 In the name of the Galactic Senate, you are under arrest. 1.00

09:12:17.000 You are dead. 1.00

09:12:18.000 I just killed you. 1.00

09:12:20.000 That's not true, bro. 1.00

09:12:22.000 Dude, I've cut off your arm.

09:12:23.000 That's not true.

09:12:26.000 You know, like as a kid?

09:12:27.000 Dude, I cut that arm off.

09:12:29.000 I'm back. 1.00

09:12:30.000 Dude, I shot you with the Nerf gun. 1.00

09:12:32.000 No, I hit you first. 0.99

09:12:33.000 I had invincibility.

09:12:37.000 I like when Mace Windu's battling Palpatine and they turn and they smash the window open together.

09:12:45.000 That part is epic.

09:12:49.000 True.

09:12:50.000 Yo, come to the Christmas tree, Nick.

09:12:51.000 I got you some gifts.

09:12:54.000 Alright, let's see.

09:12:58.000 I don't know, actually, I'm opening them now.

09:13:09.000 Oh, wait, you don't even need shield.

09:13:10.000 I lied.

09:13:14.000 Give it back, little Colgate.

09:13:16.000 Give it back.

09:13:16.000 Give what back?

09:13:17.000 Give it back right now.

09:13:19.000 I don't know what you're talking about. 0.99

09:13:23.000 Fine, I'll just steal this then, dickhead. 0.99

09:13:29.000 Yo, epic sauce. 0.99

09:13:31.000 That?

09:13:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

09:13:34.000 Give me my slurpfish, you thief. 0.98

09:13:36.000 I don't think so. 0.97

09:13:37.000 I think I'll keep it. 0.99

09:13:38.000 You thief. 0.96

09:13:42.000 Here you can have them. 0.99

09:13:43.000 It's fine.

09:13:53.000 Dude, it's so easy to max out on mats when you have these things.

09:13:56.000 True.

09:14:05.000 I'm gonna go see Star Wars.

09:14:14.000 I'll go if you buy my ticket.

09:14:16.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

09:14:17.000 Yeah, fly me in, bro.

09:14:19.000 Yeah, that's what Jaden said to me the first time.

09:14:22.000 He's like, I'll go if you buy my ticket.

09:14:28.000 Didn't happen.

09:14:30.000 I offered, and you were like, no, it's okay.

09:14:32.000 It's okay.

09:14:33.000 Exactly.

09:14:34.000 See, not a true Mr. I sense a great deal of confusion in you, young Jaden.

09:15:03.000 I mean, with the money you made off this stream, you could fly Jake and I in.

09:15:07.000 I could probably fly one of you in.

09:15:10.000 Alright, Jake, we have to duel for it.

09:15:10.000 Oh.

09:15:13.000 Don't worry, guys, I'll take the hit.

09:15:14.000 I'll take the hit.

09:15:16.000 Don't worry.

09:15:18.000 Oh, upgrade the plane ticket.

09:15:19.000 We have to lightsaber battle. 1.00

09:15:23.000 I'll duel you. 0.98

09:15:35.000 Yo, I just got shot. 0.99

09:15:37.000 Yeah, I see shots.

09:15:38.000 Oh, behind us.

09:15:40.000 I just knocked one.

09:15:41.000 They have to come to us so we can kind of play defense.

09:15:46.000 Hold your ground. 1.00

09:15:49.000 I just killed one of the guys. 1.00

09:16:08.000 I'm rushing them. 1.00

09:16:12.000 Knocked another.

09:16:12.000 This is where the fun begins.

09:16:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

09:16:20.000 Epic.

09:16:21.000 Epic quotes.

09:16:22.000 I think there's one more.

09:16:23.000 There's one more up here.

09:16:25.000 Man, I did all the work, guys.

09:16:27.000 What's up with that?

09:16:30.000 Just kidding.

09:16:32.000 Just kidding.

09:16:33.000 Look, imagine using a gun.

09:16:35.000 Can't relate.

09:16:36.000 Bro, they were all sniper headshots.

09:16:38.000 What can I say?

09:16:38.000 Can't relate, dude.

09:16:40.000 Behind me.

09:16:41.000 I see him.

09:16:42.000 I'm coming up on him.

09:16:43.000 Bro, I'm like Commander Cody.

09:16:44.000 This party's over.

09:16:46.000 You're getting a lot of mileage out of that one.

09:16:50.000 That's so good.

09:16:51.000 That quote is that whole encounter is so keen.

09:17:03.000 Episode 3 is easily on par with the original, to be honest.

09:17:07.000 Batter, in my opinion.

09:17:10.000 Unpopular opinion, but I like the prequel very better.

09:17:14.000 I think it's probably better than 6, whatever the name for that one is, but the other two are timeless, I think.

09:17:22.000 Yeah, for sure.

09:17:38.000 What's up?

09:17:47.000 What about him slicing cars with my lightsaber?

09:17:49.000 You got a problem?

09:17:54.000 Alright, I'm about to do something sacrilegious, but I'm ditching the lightsaber.

09:18:01.000 Bruh, you can't.

09:18:03.000 I got a purple rocket launcher.

09:18:04.000 Dude, I have two lightsabers in my inventory.

09:18:10.000 Because I can do this.

09:18:11.000 Look at this, Nick, but you can't do this.

09:18:15.000 How do you have two in your inventory?

09:18:18.000 This is what I picked up, too.

09:18:19.000 I thought you could only have one.

09:18:23.000 You could have all of them.

09:18:24.000 You could have a whole inventory of them.

09:18:26.000 We grievous now, boys.

09:18:27.000 Anybody have rockets that I could have?

09:18:28.000 I don't use ammo.

09:18:31.000 You mean lightsaber crystals?

09:18:34.000 No, I don't have experiments.

09:18:48.000 Huh. 1.00

09:18:59.000 Is there any sand people in these tents? 1.00

09:19:03.000 Kill sand people. 1.00

09:19:04.000 Damn, that's why he doesn't like sand. 1.00

09:19:05.000 I get it now. 0.99

09:19:07.000 It all makes sense.

09:19:08.000 Full circle. 0.99

09:19:11.000 I slaughtered them like animals. 0.99

09:19:17.000 There's no Luke Skywalker. 0.98

09:19:18.000 There's no Anakin Skywalker lightsaber, though.

09:19:20.000 Nah.

09:19:21.000 Because, like, Ray's lightsaber is the same one, right?

09:19:24.000 I mean, technically, yeah, it is Luke Skywalker.

09:19:26.000 Yeah.

09:19:28.000 It has to be called Anakin.

09:19:29.000 It has to be called Anakin.

09:19:31.000 Jay Rocks versus the Pride, double the fall.

09:19:31.000 And then we poop.

09:19:36.000 I've been looking forward to this.

09:19:39.000 My powers are on the high ground.

09:19:50.000 No, guy with the rocket launcher on me? 0.88

09:19:57.000 Yo!

09:19:58.000 I'm down.

09:20:03.000 Let's get him, Colgate.

09:20:04.000 Let's get him.

09:20:05.000 Yeah!

09:20:07.000 The combat's kind of goofy here.

09:20:11.000 Nope.

09:20:12.000 That's really the way to do it is to have one person shooting and the other one using a lightsaber.

09:20:19.000 This is kind of like ambushing that way.

09:20:19.000 Yeah, I agree.

09:20:22.000 Right.

09:20:23.000 Lasagna, look at these series, they're just crying for their mama.

09:20:33.000 Yeah, this is like really Anakin's lightsaber.

09:20:41.000 Yeah.

09:20:42.000 Lame?

09:20:43.000 Is there a reboot van?

09:20:46.000 I am brought peace, justice.

09:20:50.000 Oh, there's a guy behind us.

09:20:52.000 Oh, he's right here.

09:20:54.000 He's right here. 1.00

09:20:58.000 Shit! 1.00

09:20:59.000 No! 1.00

09:21:02.000 Sent in the supers.

09:21:06.000 Your new empire. 1.00

09:21:09.000 Don't make me kill you. 1.00

09:21:20.000 I have failed you, Anakin. 1.00

09:21:22.000 I have failed you.

09:21:32.000 Based song, epic song. 0.98

09:21:43.000 From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

09:21:45.000 Well, then you are lost. 0.98

09:21:49.000 This is the end for you, my master.

09:21:52.000 And he flips up onto the platform and they're on the same thing.

09:22:00.000 So good, man.

09:22:01.000 I could watch, I just want to watch that movie for the rest of my life.

09:22:05.000 I know it's super nerdy and bad optics.

09:22:08.000 Very Reddit tier, but I can't help it.

09:22:10.000 Can't help it.

09:22:11.000 It's so good. 0.93

09:22:15.000 Transcends. 0.99

09:22:16.000 Now I got Epic's gay album. 1.00

09:22:21.000 Don't try it! 1.00

09:22:23.000 You underestimate my power!

09:22:27.000 I will never get over it.

09:22:31.000 Did you ever play the game?

09:22:37.000 The game for the third one?

09:22:38.000 Hell yeah, bro.

09:22:46.000 I was so pumped for that movie when it came out.

09:22:56.000 I remember when Star Wars 5 was coming out, all the promotional stuff.

09:23:01.000 Burger King Star Wars toys, anybody remember that?

09:23:05.000 Burger King.

09:23:06.000 For which movie?

09:23:08.000 Star Wars 3, they had toys.

09:23:08.000 For which one?

09:23:10.000 We would literally go to Burger King and just buy the toys.

09:23:14.000 I would go and just buy the toys for $2.

09:23:16.000 They were $2 each.

09:23:17.000 I'd be like, I already have Palpatine.

09:23:19.000 You have like Padme?

09:23:20.000 You have Anakin?

09:23:23.000 I already have General Grievous.

09:23:24.000 Do you have Archie D2?

09:23:25.000 I remember that.

09:23:28.000 I can't see anything.

09:23:36.000 Can't see anything.

09:23:42.000 Mmm.

09:23:43.000 Blah.

09:23:50.000 It's very spooky.

09:23:52.000 I can't see a thing.

09:23:53.000 Yeah, I can't see anything.

09:23:54.000 Is this what it's like living in the north?

09:23:57.000 I'm scared.

09:23:57.000 This is hot.

09:24:07.000 That would be pretty cool if you could get.

09:24:09.000 Dude, they should add the.

09:24:11.000 What are they called?

09:24:11.000 Like the bike things that the.

09:24:14.000 They rode on Hawk.

09:24:14.000 Oh, yeah.

09:24:15.000 That would be pretty epic.

09:24:17.000 Yeah.

09:24:18.000 We should also just, you know, add an X Wing.

09:24:22.000 I already had planes in the game.

09:24:24.000 It's that every time.

09:24:24.000 True.

09:24:26.000 I think there's guys on us right here. 0.99

09:24:29.000 Can't see a goddamn thing. 0.99

09:24:30.000 How do you know? 1.00

09:24:32.000 I thought I saw some guy's legs.

09:24:37.000 Yeah, somebody threw a grenade.

09:24:39.000 Oh, guy right in front of me! 1.00

09:24:41.000 I fucking wasted that bitch. 1.00

09:24:41.000 Yo, I finished. 1.00

09:24:46.000 Yo, guy right here, too, Nick. 0.99

09:24:50.000 The shotgun sucks. 0.99

09:24:50.000 I've hit him twice. 0.99

09:24:57.000 Yo, not NASA with the Ninja Genie.

09:24:59.000 Says, hey, Nick, you're awesome.

09:25:00.000 I posted cringe.

09:25:02.000 But I stand forever.

09:25:04.000 Well, thanks a lot, bro.

09:25:05.000 Thanks for the Ninja Genie.

09:25:09.000 Ah, to stay you further from him, he saw me. 0.99

09:25:15.000 Fuck, some day we don't get this off. 1.00

09:25:24.000 Maybe don't you hurt it off. 1.00

09:25:27.000 Where are the other guys?

09:25:29.000 You might think they wrote you off.

09:25:32.000 They don't have.

09:25:33.000 Oh, he's on me, I think.

09:25:37.000 Okay, the boys are here.

09:25:40.000 He's right here on me.

09:25:43.000 Got him. 0.57

09:25:44.000 Sprint.

09:25:47.000 Let's see.

09:25:53.000 Anybody got any minis?

09:25:55.000 No.

09:25:56.000 Alright, it's pretty early still.

09:25:59.000 I forgot.

09:26:03.000 Was that all of them?

09:26:05.000 I popped one and they all popped, but.

09:26:10.000 I don't know if there's another.

09:26:15.000 What are these snowmen doing?

09:26:18.000 Snowmen with the disguise. 0.52

09:26:25.000 Big money wage.

09:26:26.000 He says we will hit 100,000 lino easy.

09:26:28.000 Just wait.

09:26:29.000 Oh, okay.

09:26:31.000 Big promises here.

09:26:36.000 He's biding his time, perhaps, for the very end.

09:26:39.000 Sheesh.

09:26:48.000 I for one trust the plan.

09:26:50.000 That big money wage he has.

09:26:52.000 How many lemons are you at now?

09:26:54.000 Oh, I don't know.

09:26:56.000 I have to refresh, but it looks like 81,000 right now.

09:27:00.000 What was that?

09:27:02.000 Tune in jets?

09:27:04.000 Tune in jets to 100,000?

09:27:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

09:27:08.000 But I think I have to refresh.

09:27:11.000 My screen says 84.

09:27:13.000 It's like an 85 right now.

09:27:14.000 Yeah, okay.

09:27:15.000 That's what it is.

09:27:22.000 Alright, where's the lightsabers for crying out loud?

09:27:36.000 Oh man, it's like a We gotta start moving.

09:27:51.000 Yeah.

09:27:57.000 Uh, lightsaber check.

09:28:01.000 Turning around.

09:28:03.000 You guys got lightsabers?

09:28:05.000 I got lightsabers.

09:28:06.000 Oh, bruh.

09:28:07.000 We're never gonna make it.

09:28:09.000 I'll grab you one.

09:28:10.000 Grab a bunch.

09:28:10.000 I'm right here.

09:28:19.000 Alright.

09:28:20.000 I got three, we're good.

09:28:22.000 All right, hook me up with one, bro.

09:28:26.000 Thanks.

09:28:27.000 Oh, thanks for the raised lightsaber.

09:28:29.000 Just kidding.

09:28:32.000 Epic.

09:28:32.000 Green mode?

09:28:40.000 Father, I still sense the good in you. 1.00

09:28:45.000 Luke in episode six was so gay in the throne room scene. 1.00

09:28:50.000 I will never join you. 1.00

09:28:51.000 I sense the conflict in you. 1.00

09:28:53.000 Shut up, Gaylord. 0.99

09:28:58.000 It was epic though when Darth Vader taunted him and then he went sicko mode. 1.00

09:29:02.000 Your sister!

09:29:06.000 Sister!

09:29:09.000 That's not true.

09:29:12.000 That's impossible. 0.72

09:29:14.000 And then he starts smashing him, smashes his arm off.

09:29:20.000 Never. 0.93

09:29:21.000 I'll never join you.

09:29:23.000 And the Talpatine goes, So be it.

09:29:26.000 Jedi.

09:29:27.000 When they blast him.

09:29:30.000 I also like when, uh, when, what did he say?

09:29:34.000 He says, uh, I forget what Luke says.

09:29:37.000 He says, like, your overconfidence will be your downfall, and Palpatine goes, Your faith in your friends is yours.

09:29:48.000 So true, dude.

09:29:52.000 If that ain't me.

09:29:55.000 Yeah, Jesse moment.

09:29:56.000 Relatable Jesse moment.

09:29:57.000 Yeah.

09:29:59.000 Yeah.

09:30:01.000 Too close to home.

09:30:08.000 I'm stuck under here.

09:30:09.000 Can someone break this?

09:30:13.000 I can't swim out.

09:30:18.000 Thanks, bro.

09:30:19.000 Thanks, team.

09:30:20.000 Who's got a lightsaber?

09:30:22.000 I'm a Jedi, but I get stuck under planks.

09:30:32.000 Alright, anyone got a spare lightsaber for the poor?

09:30:35.000 No.

09:30:36.000 I do not, I'm so sad.

09:30:37.000 I know.

09:30:38.000 This is so sad for me.

09:30:42.000 Time to end it.

09:30:43.000 It's okay, I really didn't want one anyway. 1.00

09:30:51.000 Oh, guys, South? 0.89

09:30:53.000 Jake, you would have been dead by now.

09:30:56.000 What? 0.95

09:30:57.000 I'm just a better saber. 0.98

09:30:59.000 Bro, you would totally be dead. 0.99

09:31:01.000 Jedi. 1.00

09:31:02.000 I cut you in half, bro. 0.93

09:31:04.000 Not true, dude.

09:31:06.000 Do you have proof?

09:31:09.000 Do you have proof I didn't?

09:31:12.000 Yeah, I'm recording.

09:31:21.000 Got him.

09:31:22.000 Yeah.

09:31:31.000 Get in.

09:31:31.000 It's time to make America great again.

09:31:35.000 Are we still what year are we on?

09:31:38.000 We are on 2018 2019 coming up in 15 minutes our last year.

09:31:46.000 Oh No, there's guys over there on the bridge. 0.89

09:31:55.000 I Need everyone to block behind right over here right there Damn, that's a bit broken Alright, that's just the worst possible time.

09:32:14.000 Alright, really great drive as well. 0.97

09:32:19.000 I'm a tree, bro.

09:32:22.000 Okay.

09:32:24.000 Oh!

09:32:27.000 I just knocked that guy.

09:32:28.000 I'm getting good with this thing. 1.00

09:32:30.000 Fuck. 1.00

09:32:33.000 The map, you know, only don't play. 1.00

09:32:45.000 They want to see me go.

09:32:47.000 Hey, the storm will mask us.

09:32:53.000 All you gotta do is speak on, yay.

09:32:57.000 Don't get your two tips like freedom.

09:33:15.000 Ben.

09:33:16.000 Oh, with the snowstorm, it's just like in Force Awakens.

09:33:22.000 Just like what?

09:33:24.000 Force Awakens when Kylo and Ray fight in the forest.

09:33:27.000 Oh, yeah.

09:33:27.000 That is crazy.

09:33:28.000 It's like on Hawk when Luke is about to die.

09:33:34.000 When he cuts open a hole in the ATH with his lightsaber.

09:33:37.000 What's a thing wrong?

09:33:41.000 My needle in a mansion, but it's new to mansion.

09:33:47.000 That's too new to mansion.

09:33:48.000 I'll fit in a sentence.

09:33:50.000 If I get locked up, I won't finish the sentence.

09:33:59.000 Oh, Colgate, drink this.

09:34:03.000 I actually have one.

09:34:07.000 Yo, snowman.

09:34:13.000 Snowman be like, Master Skywalker.

09:34:18.000 What are we going to do?

09:34:21.000 I've got ice cream.

09:34:26.000 Anyone got sniper bullets?

09:34:28.000 I only got four.

09:34:29.000 I might have some.

09:34:32.000 I do not.

09:34:33.000 Actually, I do.

09:34:34.000 I have 30.

09:34:35.000 I have some.

09:34:36.000 Okay, okay.

09:34:37.000 Nah, that's fine.

09:34:37.000 I'm not going to shoot more than 30.

09:34:40.000 There's guys back there.

09:34:40.000 Alright.

09:34:42.000 I don't think they see us, but I see them.

09:34:44.000 Yo, Nick, on your island here.

09:34:46.000 I see him.

09:34:46.000 Oh, I see him.

09:34:47.000 A ton of them.

09:34:48.000 Oh, there's three of them!

09:34:49.000 We're coming.

09:34:50.000 Oh, I got with a lion saber! 1.00

09:34:52.000 Aw, shit! 1.00

09:34:54.000 I'm dead. 1.00

09:34:55.000 That guy just fucking naded me with snowballs. 1.00

09:34:58.000 That was bad. 0.99

09:35:04.000 Really caught a tough break on that one.

09:35:04.000 What?

09:35:08.000 Bruh.

09:35:15.000 Bruh, what is cod?

09:35:18.000 When is that?

09:35:20.000 Ah, how about in fifteen minutes?

09:35:33.000 Is Magnolia twenty eighteen?

09:35:38.000 I feel like it is.

09:35:38.000 Ah, sound.

09:35:40.000 I think so.

09:36:00.000 No, it was 2017.

09:36:02.000 Nah, that's okay.

09:36:03.000 Close enough.

09:36:04.000 Yeah, absolutely.

09:36:41.000 I'll put in a little boy Pablo.

09:36:42.000 That was 2018.

09:37:04.000 And then we'll be in 2019.

09:37:06.000 They'll be up to the present day.

09:37:07.000 Can you believe it?

09:37:08.000 What a journey it's been.

09:37:09.000 2019.

09:37:10.000 Closing in on the final hour.

09:37:10.000 What a decade.

09:37:12.000 The final honkler is upon us.

09:37:15.000 And then we play Foot Soul Shuffle, however you say it.

09:37:20.000 2020.

09:37:22.000 Shuffle.

09:37:22.000 What?

09:37:24.000 It's a little Uzi Zoo song.

09:37:26.000 The what song?

09:37:27.000 It's a little Uzi Zoo song. 0.82

09:37:29.000 Foot Soul Shuffle 2020er.

09:37:36.000 I always thought General Grievous was a bionicle. 1.00

09:37:40.000 That's kind of funny. 1.00

09:38:05.000 Somebody says, Nick, are you an angel?

09:38:07.000 Jaden, what?

09:38:08.000 Nick, an angel.

09:38:09.000 I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them.

09:38:17.000 Now, this is pod racing.

09:38:20.000 That's me.

09:38:23.000 It's like half of my super chats anytime I stream is people asking me to say that.

09:38:28.000 That's so funny.

09:38:31.000 Let's try spinning.

09:38:32.000 That's a good trick.

09:38:34.000 That's a good trick.

09:38:36.000 Uh oh.

09:38:37.000 This is not good.

09:38:40.000 Anakin pressing the buttons on the Naboo Starfighter ASMR.

09:38:45.000 I love when he's like flipping the switch and pressing the buttons.

09:38:48.000 Oh, bruh!

09:38:50.000 Something about it, guys.

09:38:53.000 Nods.

09:38:54.000 All the analog controls.

09:38:57.000 Uh oh, die on me?

09:39:02.000 I'm coming. 0.97

09:39:10.000 Protect me, all Colgate. 1.00

09:39:17.000 Subalba's here. 0.97

09:39:19.000 Alright, we gotta go rescue this ticket or whatever.

09:39:27.000 Just kidding, there's a bunch of dust for me.

09:39:34.000 Did you guys ever play the pod racing arcade games where it had like a little pod racer?

09:39:40.000 Oh, yeah, dude. 0.60

09:39:42.000 Minnesota Guiper says, Bandit SAS, Liar! 1.00

09:39:49.000 You brought him here to kill me! 1.00

09:39:53.000 That's too far. 0.99

09:40:00.000 I'm coming for your ticket, or whatever it's called.

09:40:06.000 Your revive thing. 1.00

09:40:09.000 Fuck. 1.00

09:40:12.000 I'm not a skilled builder. 1.00

09:40:13.000 This is not working.

09:40:17.000 Oh no.

09:40:18.000 Did you guys get my card?

09:40:20.000 Trotter's going for it right now.

09:40:28.000 It's not gonna happen.

09:40:30.000 Bro!

09:40:30.000 No.

09:40:30.000 Sorry about that, man.

09:40:33.000 I did it all I could.

09:40:36.000 I'm not very good.

09:40:40.000 I'm a killer, not a builder.

09:40:51.000 Oh, there's guys all over me.

09:40:55.000 Oh, they just did a reboot.

09:40:59.000 Did we miss Jaden's car?

09:41:01.000 Yeah.

09:41:02.000 Well, we're bone.

09:41:03.000 Yeah, we might have all died. 1.00

09:41:06.000 Damn. 0.99

09:41:07.000 There's two guys on me. 1.00

09:41:10.000 One of them, I knocked one of them.

09:41:13.000 Oh, Cole, dude, I'm on you, bro. 1.00

09:41:28.000 Shit. 1.00

09:41:29.000 Bruh. 1.00

09:41:32.000 This is such a bad idea.

09:41:36.000 No!

09:41:39.000 No!

09:41:41.000 Ah!

09:41:42.000 I thought he was gonna come through the door. 1.00

09:41:42.000 Damn it! 1.00

09:41:45.000 I should have trusted my initial instinct. 1.00

09:41:51.000 Man, we are not doing hot, man.

09:41:54.000 That's okay.

09:41:55.000 We only have to play like one more match and then we can play COD. 0.99

09:41:59.000 Let's get a Vicroy and then close it out. 0.95

09:42:03.000 Yo, Viceroy check? 0.60

09:42:03.000 Easy. 0.60

09:42:05.000 Hmm.

09:42:16.000 Dude, this guy's spamming PewDiePie Rewind.

09:42:19.000 Bro, stop spamming or you will die in chat.

09:42:24.000 He's been doing that for like the past 30 minutes.

09:42:43.000 Somebody says, he can't do that. 0.99

09:42:45.000 Someone shoot him or something.

09:42:58.000 I like the obscure ones are getting their mileage too. 0.98

09:43:01.000 That's very good.

09:43:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:43:04.000 Yeah, no, we're very deep into it.

09:43:07.000 We will get the deep ones, you know?

09:43:21.000 I need a Fortnite emote that's just the young Anakin, that little smirk nod at the end.

09:43:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:43:39.000 Yeah, the other Jake Lloyd's not doing so hot right now.

09:43:42.000 No, he's not, yeah.

09:43:44.000 He's having trouble.

09:43:49.000 We can emote together?

09:43:50.000 Ah, yeah, okay.

09:43:51.000 I'll check on the high five.

09:43:52.000 Yeah, but just leave it for a sec.

09:43:56.000 Ah.

09:43:58.000 Let's land at Lightsaber Lake.

09:44:07.000 Lightsaber Lake?

09:44:20.000 The more we play, the more I just want a Star Wars remake of Fortnite.

09:44:25.000 Where it's just like iconic.

09:44:26.000 Yeah, it's just like iconic Star Wars places.

09:44:40.000 That's my contribution to the conversation.

09:44:45.000 It's just me yawning.

09:44:49.000 2019 in five minutes.

09:44:52.000 You gotta make this match count.

09:44:54.000 It's our last one, and then it's COD.

09:44:57.000 Oh no, we have to go play COD? 0.99

09:44:59.000 Darn. 0.65

09:45:01.000 yeah i know nick what's the first thing you're gonna do after your stream Go eat? 0.98

09:45:31.000 Yeah, probably.

09:45:32.000 Probably gonna pee, eat, and then go to bed. 0.99

09:45:38.000 I got so much shit to do tomorrow. 0.99

09:45:43.000 Yeah, tomorrow, you packing? 0.99

09:45:45.000 Yeah, I'm a very busy guy, you know. 1.00

09:45:50.000 What the fuck? 1.00

09:45:50.000 What is this? 1.00

09:45:51.000 Oh, I got a bunch of lightsabers here.

09:45:52.000 Yo!

09:45:53.000 I have lightsabers on me.

09:45:53.000 Epic!

09:45:57.000 Pick the best one, though.

09:45:58.000 This will make a Fine addition to my collection.

09:46:05.000 Oh, yeah, I need to just start spamming in your chat because of the chest.

09:46:13.000 General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected.

09:46:17.000 Give me one!

09:46:17.000 Give me one now!

09:46:23.000 Minnesota Goyper says So, this is how Teep USA dies with thunderous applause.

09:46:29.000 Give lightsaber now.

09:46:31.000 There's only three?

09:46:31.000 There's.

09:46:32.000 There was four.

09:46:33.000 I picked four.

09:46:34.000 Yeah, Jaden.

09:46:35.000 Come on, Jaden.

09:46:36.000 Who gets the green and who gets the blue?

09:46:39.000 I don't care.

09:46:39.000 Just give me one.

09:46:42.000 Come here.

09:46:43.000 Jaden.

09:46:44.000 Jaden, give it back.

09:46:45.000 Jaden.

09:46:45.000 Give him Ray's lightsaber.

09:46:46.000 Give me now.

09:46:48.000 Give it to him now.

09:46:49.000 I'm going to tell.

09:46:52.000 I can't take it, bro.

09:46:56.000 Mom, Jaden's hogging all the lightsabers and he won't even give me one.

09:46:59.000 Mom, Jaden won't give me a lightsaber.

09:47:02.000 That was Brian.

09:47:03.000 Brian.

09:47:04.000 Mom, be like, I am going to end this.

09:47:07.000 Once and for all, the oppression of Jaden will never return.

09:47:14.000 He has control of the lightsabers and the voice chat.

09:47:22.000 Mom be like, This party is over.

09:47:25.000 This party's over. 1.00

09:47:27.000 I be like, Bold, but foolish. 1.00

09:47:31.000 You're impossibly on the verge. 0.99

09:47:36.000 Mom be like, I don't think so.

09:47:39.000 So funny, man.

09:47:43.000 I love Star Wars.

09:47:46.000 Sometimes Brian just comes out of it.

09:47:53.000 Yo, upgrade station.

09:47:56.000 Can I upgrade my lightsaber?

09:48:51.000 Why is Patton on in the voice chat?

09:48:56.000 Is he in general?

09:48:57.000 He's in your stream chat.

09:49:03.000 He's just hanging out, I guess.

09:49:05.000 Fair enough.

09:49:06.000 Fair enough.

09:49:09.000 I think I hear guys over here.

09:49:14.000 Yeah, there's a guy over here.

09:49:15.000 He's got a lightsaber.

09:49:16.000 Ooh, battle.

09:49:20.000 In this building.

09:49:21.000 Yeah, there's two of them.

09:49:23.000 Yeah, right up.

09:49:35.000 Ah, multiple.

09:49:38.000 He's in general now.

09:49:43.000 Alright, I'll drag him into this.

09:49:47.000 Where are the bad guys at?

09:49:50.000 The bad guys.

09:49:52.000 Where'd the bad guy go?

09:50:01.000 Epic lightsaber duel.

09:50:07.000 Exactly, that's exactly what it was like.

09:50:13.000 Two of them.

09:50:15.000 Did you guys clean those guys up or no? 0.99

09:50:17.000 I just killed two. 0.97

09:50:19.000 Yo, lightsaber moment. 0.97

09:50:21.000 I got one guy over here.

09:50:24.000 Loop vacuum moment.

09:50:29.000 What's going on, fellas?

09:50:32.000 Hey.

09:50:34.000 How's the stream been?

09:50:35.000 Pretty good.

09:50:36.000 It's been more.

09:50:38.000 It's been schmootin'.

09:50:40.000 Schmootin'?

09:50:41.000 Nice.

09:50:41.000 Yeah, I've been watching some of the Fortnite Nikki's cat girl mode.

09:50:46.000 Yes, yes.

09:50:47.000 I've chosen a new path.

09:50:50.000 Closest to a cat boy that he could get in Fortnite.

09:50:53.000 That is completely correct and accurate.

09:50:56.000 Yeah, I'm always right.

09:51:03.000 Patrick, I forget, do you have COD?

09:51:06.000 Yeah, I uninstalled all of my games on the week of GLS so I would focus on the event.

09:51:11.000 I'm glad I did, but I haven't gotten around to reinstalling COD.

09:51:16.000 I'm also trash at it, so.

09:51:19.000 Yeah. 0.52

09:51:21.000 No, and not too long.

09:51:25.000 Yeah, you know, not too long, Nick.

09:51:26.000 You're going to be 30 years old like me.

09:51:28.000 Oh, no!

09:51:32.000 Nick will turn 30 in the 2020s.

09:51:34.000 Oh.

09:51:37.000 If I'm even alive that long, yeah.

09:51:43.000 I found lightsabers.

09:51:46.000 Who wants them?

09:51:47.000 I will never join you.

09:51:49.000 I am a zoomer.

09:51:51.000 You're gonna choose to be in your early 20s the rest of your life.

09:51:54.000 That's correct.

09:51:58.000 You wanna live in your mom's basement?

09:52:01.000 Why didn't you just choose to do that?

09:52:03.000 I wish I could live in my mom's basement.

09:52:05.000 It's the best.

09:52:06.000 Yeah, that'd be pretty epic.

09:52:08.000 Living with your parents is epic.

09:52:09.000 You get to live in a home that you could, like, probably not afford on your own.

09:52:13.000 And you get company, you get dinner made, groceries are there, laundry's done.

09:52:19.000 People are like, you live with your parents?

09:52:21.000 Yes.

09:52:23.000 Yeah, no, people.

09:52:25.000 Yeah, it's actually a trad to live with your parents, right?

09:52:28.000 The extended family, particularly for meds.

09:52:30.000 And, uh, I think that's good, man.

09:52:33.000 I don't think people, like, the minute they turn 18, should expect to live in, you know, concrete boxes alone.

09:52:39.000 Yeah, like pay rent.

09:52:40.000 My life. 1.00

09:52:41.000 Just pay rent and shit, and it's really gay. 1.00

09:52:44.000 Yeah, and live with, like, shitty roommates. 1.00

09:52:47.000 Yeah, roommates suck. 1.00

09:52:49.000 Like, unless. 0.99

09:52:51.000 Just living with someone else, unless they're really cool, is pretty good.

09:52:55.000 Yeah.

09:52:55.000 Yeah, like me.

09:52:58.000 Yeah, unless your roommate is Nicholas J.

09:53:01.000 Yeah.

09:53:02.000 It's hard.

09:53:02.000 Other than that.

09:53:04.000 Yeah.

09:53:04.000 So every person who's ever lived, except for, I guess, your folks, has had.

09:53:08.000 Unless they're cool, like me.

09:53:10.000 Yeah.

09:53:10.000 Are these some Ninjaginis in chat?

09:53:16.000 Yeah, what's this? 0.94

09:53:16.000 Ninjaginis. 0.94

09:53:17.000 So true.

09:53:18.000 I'm gonna drop a Ninjagini here. 0.62

09:53:18.000 Yeah, where are they? 0.62

09:53:24.000 I hear gunfire.

09:53:26.000 To the northeast of us.

09:53:30.000 Are those stormtroopers?

09:53:31.000 Yeah.

09:53:33.000 I hear.

09:53:34.000 Be careful around those guys. 0.98

09:53:39.000 Nasty characters. 0.98

09:53:48.000 Yo, Patrick Casey with the Ninjagini.

09:53:51.000 Wow, thank you so much, Patrick.

09:53:54.000 Read my message.

09:53:55.000 I hope it's possible to drop some Ninjaginis.

09:54:05.000 I hope there are some copycat Ninjaginis in here.

09:54:07.000 Thanks for getting the ball rolling, big guy. 0.87

09:54:11.000 Thank you, Treader.

09:54:12.000 I need help.

09:54:13.000 Come help me.

09:54:14.000 I got two guys with lightsabers on me.

09:54:17.000 Base Millennial Patrick Casey, CEO.

09:54:20.000 Thanks to the Ninjagini Bitcoiner.

09:54:23.000 The corner's beast.

09:54:26.000 The corner fans beast.

09:54:27.000 I knocked two? 0.62

09:54:30.000 The millennial has been named. 0.99

09:54:30.000 Thank you. 0.99

09:54:33.000 Name them.

09:54:35.000 We gotta move. 1.00

09:54:37.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

09:54:38.000 Well, I died. 1.00

09:54:41.000 Nice knowing you guys.

09:54:44.000 Alright, I'll pick up your card.

09:54:45.000 Where are you?

09:54:46.000 Oh, brah.

09:54:48.000 Oh, there's no way.

09:54:50.000 Well, Shredder, you get his card.

09:54:52.000 You can pick me up, right?

09:54:55.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.

09:54:59.000 I will get the boat and I will go into the storm and pick you guys up.

09:55:05.000 Yeah, Colgate, you keep going, I'll meet you.

09:55:08.000 Okay.

09:55:09.000 This is a very noble effort on my part. 0.99

09:55:13.000 Yeah, he's gonna die, bro. 0.99

09:55:15.000 Bro, get in. 0.96

09:55:18.000 He's got no guests to get revived, otherwise, the storm's gonna kill him.

09:55:21.000 We'll revive him and then get in my ship.

09:55:25.000 Just get real close.

09:55:26.000 It's gonna be tight.

09:55:28.000 Nah, I'm good.

09:55:29.000 I'm getting, getting, getting, getting.

09:55:33.000 This is Moonbase's ninja gun.

09:55:34.000 500.

09:55:35.000 Thanks for the diamond.

09:55:38.000 Whoa!

09:55:40.000 Ah!

09:55:40.000 This thing is so hard to pilot here.

09:55:42.000 There we go.

09:55:42.000 You're killing me.

09:55:43.000 We're back.

09:55:44.000 We're back, we're good.

09:55:48.000 Boost.

09:55:50.000 Fire up the emergency booster engines. 0.99

09:55:55.000 Bruh!

09:55:57.000 Okay, yeah.

09:55:59.000 Thanks to my heroic efforts.

09:56:01.000 Mm hmm.

09:56:04.000 Okay, there are people fighting down here.

09:56:09.000 Oh, you yoinked me, bro.

09:56:12.000 Whitest gamer with the Ninjadini says, Thank you for what you do.

09:56:14.000 Well, thanks for the Ninjadini, bro.

09:56:16.000 Thanks for what you do.

09:56:17.000 He's giving Ninjadini. 0.92

09:56:22.000 That's what he does.

09:56:22.000 Giving?

09:56:24.000 He's good at it.

09:56:25.000 You have to hand it to him.

09:56:27.000 He is very good at what he does.

09:56:28.000 Bro, they're over there.

09:56:30.000 Dangerously close to some spin bombs.

09:56:33.000 Got one.

09:56:34.000 Got one.

09:56:36.000 Oh, there's a guy in here.

09:56:37.000 I'm going to. 1.00

09:56:38.000 I'm gonna fuck his shit up. 1.00

09:56:40.000 Oh, we just got a ninjit. 1.00

09:56:41.000 I killed him. 1.00

09:56:42.000 Oh, epic! 1.00

09:56:42.000 Yo, thanks for the ninjit, son. 1.00

09:56:44.000 That was the second round.

09:56:45.000 Yeah, second ninjit from that guy.

09:56:47.000 Thanks a lot, bro.

09:56:48.000 Nick's fleet is growing. 1.00

09:56:50.000 This is the ninjit fleet. 1.00

09:56:52.000 The final order. 0.91

09:56:54.000 The Sith fleet.

09:56:57.000 Oh, there's more.

09:57:00.000 I need heals.

09:57:00.000 I sniped one, but he's crashing.

09:57:05.000 I don't have, I need like a medkit or something.

09:57:09.000 Uh oh, lightsaber guy.

09:57:11.000 I also have a lightsaber.

09:57:13.000 We will take them down.

09:57:14.000 Yeah, bro, you hit 100k.

09:57:18.000 Epic!

09:57:20.000 That's awesome.

09:57:22.000 Congrats.

09:57:23.000 I can't believe we got $100,000 this stream.

09:57:27.000 Yeah.

09:57:28.000 $100,000, yeah.

09:57:29.000 $100,000, yeah.

09:57:30.000 It's a life of an E-Celeb, I suppose.

09:57:36.000 Anybody have any health?

09:57:37.000 Or some advantages?

09:57:39.000 Share the load.

09:57:40.000 I should probably build around that.

09:57:43.000 I'll go to the ring.

09:57:46.000 I'll give you some bandages if you need them.

09:57:49.000 I got some band aids for the boys.

09:57:51.000 Here's bandages for you, and there's band aids.

09:57:54.000 Yo, thank you very much.

09:57:58.000 Edit, thank you, Sign Stranger.

09:58:00.000 Here you go, here's some more if anyone needs them.

09:58:02.000 Where's the other guys you're supposed to fight?

09:58:04.000 Yo, thanks to the Ninjagini Zephyr, much appreciated. 0.59

09:58:07.000 Thanks a ton for the Ninjagini's, big guy.

09:58:09.000 Very epic.

09:58:10.000 Or the Ninjets from Cosmic Map.

09:58:15.000 Very special shout outs.

09:58:18.000 Match moves to 10 alive, so look alive.

09:58:24.000 Last anybody need, uh, or no?

09:58:29.000 I think you guys.

09:58:29.000 Ooh, there's floppers here.

09:58:31.000 Here, come top off on me.

09:58:34.000 There's a RPG over there, blue RPG sniper.

09:58:39.000 Here, come get these floppers, guys.

09:58:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.

09:58:49.000 And I'm gonna go.

09:58:50.000 Go for that drop.

09:58:51.000 Actually, on second thought, it's way down there.

09:58:53.000 I'm not going for that.

09:58:59.000 Alright, everything is okay.

09:59:01.000 Let's just get into a good position in the circle.

09:59:03.000 Let's go up on that mountain.

09:59:11.000 Whitest gamer with a diamond.

09:59:13.000 Thanks a lot, buddy.

09:59:14.000 Oh, this is not 2019.

09:59:16.000 I have to let the playlist go on because we're gaming right now, but we'll get to the 2019 stuff shortly after this match.

09:59:24.000 After we get this dub, careful, careful.

09:59:28.000 Yeah.

09:59:31.000 Okay, let's sit up top over here and start building, maybe.

09:59:36.000 I set up decoys.

09:59:38.000 No one knows.

09:59:38.000 What one am I?

09:59:43.000 Over at that drop, there's guys.

09:59:46.000 Which one?

09:59:47.000 Okay, I see.

09:59:48.000 I'm just gonna send a rocket their way.

09:59:58.000 Is that where they are?

10:00:00.000 That's where a couple of them are, but there's 10 alive, so there's going to be two groups at least.

10:00:04.000 Okay.

10:00:04.000 Well, let's not.

10:00:05.000 Let's play conservatively.

10:00:06.000 We have the high ground.

10:00:08.000 Conservative?

10:00:11.000 Jay Rockster says, Pickles.

10:00:13.000 Thanks for the diamond.

10:00:16.000 Pickles indeed.

10:00:17.000 Loves to see it.

10:00:27.000 Watch out that guy's got a sniper Keep your eyes filled.

10:00:36.000 There's gonna be another group somewhere.

10:00:37.000 Yeah, I have a thousand assault ammo crazy Bro, take Lord raw thousand assault ammo I'm down I got sniped I'm safe though.

10:00:54.000 We gotta get shredder I'm no medic nobody has any heals though, right?

10:01:02.000 I'm Jaden or I got him.

10:01:04.000 Yeah, I'm good.

10:01:07.000 I Have four minutes I've got me. 1.00

10:01:13.000 Fuck! 1.00

10:01:14.000 I knocked him. 1.00

10:01:15.000 Finished him.

10:01:22.000 You got him, Jaden?

10:01:23.000 Yeah.

10:01:24.000 Nice.

10:01:26.000 Yeah, I'm a gamer.

10:01:34.000 Oh, on me.

10:01:40.000 Got him.

10:01:43.000 Did he insta die?

10:01:45.000 Uh, yeah.

10:01:46.000 Alright, cool.

10:01:47.000 Getting a full full gate here.

10:01:50.000 Yeah.

10:01:51.000 I just fell down the mountain.

10:01:54.000 Okay.

10:01:54.000 Oh, no.

10:01:58.000 Faced.

10:02:04.000 I'm just.

10:02:05.000 Nick, are you gonna be mad?

10:02:06.000 I'm just gonna start spamming your chat, alright?

10:02:12.000 What's happening?

10:02:14.000 I'm gonna buy anyone need the old cool gate.

10:02:17.000 I got shields for you.

10:02:19.000 I need I have I've got minis now.

10:02:24.000 Yeah, slurp those up.

10:02:27.000 We might need to look on this other side of the mountain here. 0.99

10:02:29.000 I fucking fell down, boys. 0.98

10:02:33.000 Yeah, other side of the mountain. 0.99

10:02:36.000 Yo, knocked one dude.

10:02:37.000 I'm gonna I'm going all right.

10:02:39.000 It's time. 1.00

10:02:41.000 Oh shit, shit, shit, they're right next to me. 1.00

10:02:41.000 Time. 1.00

10:02:43.000 Right next to me. 1.00

10:02:46.000 Fuck. 1.00

10:02:49.000 Oh. 1.00

10:02:49.000 Broke his shield, see as well. 1.00

10:02:51.000 Got him, knocked him.

10:02:52.000 Nice.

10:02:53.000 Trigger, what are you doing on the ground, bro?

10:02:57.000 Knocked another.

10:03:02.000 Bruh.

10:03:04.000 Is he pushing over here? 1.00

10:03:08.000 Fuck! 1.00

10:03:10.000 You can't mute me, I'm a mod, weeb. 1.00

10:03:13.000 I marked where those guys are.

10:03:14.000 One's down, one's coming over to where you guys are.

10:03:16.000 Be careful.

10:03:17.000 Try to follow it.

10:03:21.000 Yo, on me?

10:03:22.000 Where, where?

10:03:27.000 Where is it?

10:03:33.000 Nice!

10:03:34.000 Alright, we did a beautiful game.

10:03:37.000 I only had 10 kills.

10:03:39.000 I had 10 kills in the game.

10:03:40.000 Happy work.

10:03:41.000 Epic.

10:03:42.000 Epic work, fellas.

10:03:47.000 Awesome.

10:03:48.000 That was beautiful. 0.66

10:03:49.000 How many kills did you get? 0.91

10:03:50.000 Alright, 10.

10:03:51.000 I don't know.

10:03:52.000 Oh, I only had 4, bro.

10:03:52.000 10?

10:03:53.000 I had like a fucking mint. 0.99

10:03:55.000 That's why I'm the leader of the movement. 1.00

10:03:57.000 Fucking mint. 0.99

10:03:58.000 Sorry, what was that? 1.00

10:03:58.000 Nice. 1.00

10:04:01.000 Yeah, you know.

10:04:02.000 Yo, General Pino says, Hail Victory Royale.

10:04:05.000 Thanks, Mr. Zephyr.

10:04:08.000 Some diamonds coming in.

10:04:09.000 Thanks, Zephyr.

10:04:10.000 Yeah, you guys better be dropping Lino for that one.

10:04:13.000 Alright, that was beautiful.

10:04:15.000 Very, very epic climactic moment there.

10:04:18.000 Good way to cap it off.

10:04:19.000 All right.

10:04:20.000 We said it earlier. 0.99

10:04:21.000 If you get a Vicro, they have to give a Ninjett. 0.99

10:04:22.000 Got to get Ninjettes, yeah.

10:04:24.000 So that is going to end the Fortnite portion here.

10:04:28.000 Columbia Bugle says, Congrats on the epic year, big guy.

10:04:31.000 America first.

10:04:32.000 Thanks to the Ninjigini, big guy. 0.98

10:04:34.000 Appreciate you.

10:04:34.000 Thanks a lot.

10:04:38.000 So we are entering now our final year.

10:04:42.000 So let's get our 2019 playlist here.

10:04:46.000 2019 hits.

10:04:50.000 I'm going to jet, by the way.

10:04:51.000 It's been a good night.

10:04:53.000 All right, big guy.

10:04:53.000 Thanks for joining us.

10:04:54.000 Take it easy.

10:04:55.000 See you later, bro.

10:04:56.000 Happy New Year.

10:04:58.000 Happy New Year.

10:05:00.000 What should we play for 2019?

10:05:00.000 Let's see.

10:05:03.000 How about Kanye, right?

10:05:06.000 Yeah.

10:05:11.000 Jesus is king.

10:05:14.000 Yes, we've got to read off our final year here, which is 2019.

10:05:22.000 So let's take a look.

10:05:24.000 We'll do time.

10:05:27.000 Best of.

10:05:32.000 And let's see what we got.

10:05:36.000 God is king with the soldiers.

10:05:38.000 Old to beam at the solar.

10:05:40.000 When I get to heaven, gate ain't got a peak over.

10:05:43.000 Keep it perfect composure.

10:05:44.000 When I scream at the solar.

10:05:47.000 All right, I'm on cod.

10:05:48.000 Let's see.

10:05:49.000 We got best songs.

10:05:51.000 Crowded Table, Simmer.

10:05:53.000 I don't know any of these songs.

10:05:56.000 Harley Ray Jepson, Crime Pays.

10:05:56.000 Too much.

10:05:59.000 Don't start now.

10:06:00.000 Juice by Lizzo. 0.99

10:06:02.000 Disgusting. 0.99

10:06:02.000 Look at that. 0.99

10:06:03.000 Yuck.

10:06:04.000 Let's see.

10:06:06.000 Fun, Ultura.

10:06:07.000 Old Town Road by Lil Nas X is number one.

10:06:10.000 Bruh.

10:06:11.000 Let's see what else we got for 2019.

10:06:22.000 Best films of 2019.

10:06:24.000 Let's take a look.

10:06:26.000 Is Joker on there?

10:06:27.000 Joker.

10:06:27.000 Oh, yeah, of course, Joker.

10:06:29.000 We don't even need to say anything else more.

10:06:31.000 Joker's not even on here. 0.90

10:06:32.000 Well, that's a ridiculous list, then. 0.87

10:06:35.000 Let's see. 0.93

10:06:36.000 They say it's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Marriage Story, Traitor, Les Mis, Richard Jewell, The Assistant.

10:06:44.000 Yeah, they left out Joker, which is a joke.

10:06:48.000 Yeah, for real.

10:06:50.000 Let's see.

10:06:50.000 Let's do Best Memes 2019.

10:06:56.000 Baby Yoda, bro, number one.

10:07:01.000 Benny Johnson recruited Baby Yoda to be a TPUSA spokesman since we saw him.

10:07:06.000 AOC Dancing, Momo, Sorry to This Man, Kombucha Girl.

10:07:15.000 Oh, she's kind of funny, actually.

10:07:17.000 Old Town Road, Area 51, which is cringe.

10:07:22.000 Visco Girls, Generously Buttered Noodles, I don't even know that one. 0.98

10:07:28.000 Hot Girl Summer.

10:07:31.000 World Record Egg.

10:07:33.000 Remember that one on Instagram?

10:07:35.000 Keanu Reeves. 1.00

10:07:37.000 Gay Rat Wedding. 0.99

10:07:38.000 I don't know something. 1.00

10:07:42.000 Gay Rat Wedding. 1.00

10:07:45.000 Fire Festival Blowjob Guy. 0.99

10:07:47.000 I don't know what that is.

10:07:49.000 Okay, though.

10:07:52.000 Kylie Jenner Rise and Shine. 1.00

10:07:55.000 Woman Yelling at Cat.

10:07:58.000 Therapist Memes. 0.94

10:08:01.000 The Peloton Wife.

10:08:04.000 Act my age dance. 1.00

10:08:06.000 Megan Rapineau, that lesbian. 1.00

10:08:09.000 We've got Sonic the Hedgehog, the CGI version. 1.00

10:08:17.000 Me explaining me.

10:08:19.000 I'm baby.

10:08:24.000 That's absolutely a winner.

10:08:26.000 What else?

10:08:28.000 I'm gonna head out.

10:08:31.000 Wrong answers only.

10:08:32.000 That's probably the worst meme of the decade.

10:08:34.000 Yeah, that's not even a meme. 0.99

10:08:36.000 Antill with the Nijigini says the serendipity of that win can't be understated. 1.00

10:08:40.000 Good omen for 2020 and the power of our collective will. 1.00

10:08:44.000 I agree.

10:08:45.000 Thankfully, they can agree. 0.99

10:08:48.000 Here's the motherfucking tea. 0.99

10:08:50.000 Here's? 0.99

10:08:51.000 No. 0.99

10:08:52.000 The motherfucking tea. 1.00

10:08:55.000 Die. 1.00

10:08:59.000 Marion Williamson. 0.99

10:09:00.000 Hate to see it.

10:09:02.000 Will Smith is the genie.

10:09:05.000 Vibe check?

10:09:06.000 Yo, vibe check? 0.99

10:09:09.000 Marriage story, baby Yoda.

10:09:11.000 Marriage story is a meme?

10:09:13.000 Oh, I guess that one image.

10:09:15.000 That's pretty good.

10:09:16.000 That's a pretty good list.

10:09:17.000 Let's see pop culture moments of 2019.

10:09:20.000 And news stories.

10:09:21.000 We'll do pop culture, news stories, and then we'll do COD.

10:09:28.000 Greatest pop culture moments from 2019.

10:09:31.000 We've got.

10:09:32.000 Oh, is it one of these?

10:09:34.000 How do I click through this? 0.99

10:09:38.000 What the fuck? 0.99

10:09:41.000 Oh, here we go. 1.00

10:09:43.000 World Record Egg, 10 year challenge, Fire Festival.

10:09:49.000 I feel like that was a long time ago, but I guess that was 2019.

10:09:55.000 SpongeBob SquarePants at the Super Bowl.

10:09:58.000 Yeah, I remember that when they did Sweet Victory. 0.98

10:10:05.000 Avengers Endgame, Sonic the Hedgehog, The First Image of a Black Hole, Keanu Reeves and John Wick, Royal Baby Archie, Baby Filter on Snapchat, Babyface, Game of Thrones, Veep Ending, All these suck.

10:10:34.000 The Bottle Cap Challenge, Spider Man, Lizzo, Storm Area 51, the Joker.

10:10:43.000 Yeah, Joker's probably the big.

10:10:45.000 I mean, hands down, Joker was the thing of the year.

10:10:49.000 You know, 2019 was our year in a lot of ways.

10:10:52.000 Joker is just his kid.

10:10:53.000 It's true.

10:10:56.000 Everything since the election, pretty much.

10:10:57.000 Like, 2017 and 2018 sucked, and then 2019 is epic.

10:11:03.000 It's like nothing happened, but, like, what.

10:11:07.000 Really?

10:11:07.000 I think it was like the latter half of 2019, too.

10:11:09.000 Yeah, yeah, definitely.

10:11:11.000 Star Wars ending, Cybertruck.

10:11:13.000 Okay.

10:11:14.000 And let's see the biggest news stories GLS.

10:11:21.000 Yeah, for real, though.

10:11:23.000 Hell yeah.

10:11:24.000 Let's see.

10:11:26.000 That's the biggest political event of the year.

10:11:31.000 If not the decade, frankly.

10:11:34.000 Watershed moment.

10:11:35.000 Oh, yeah.

10:11:37.000 Trump's impeachment, immigration, the Trump Russia probe, mass shootings, opioids, climate change, Brexit, US China trade war, the Boeing 737 MAX, and Hong Kong are the big stories.

10:11:56.000 Yeah, so kind of a boring year, honestly.

10:11:58.000 I would add Iran as well, the tensions with Iran.

10:12:01.000 I'm trying to think what else.

10:12:03.000 What else really happened in 2019?

10:12:05.000 I'm trying to think.

10:12:05.000 Hmm.

10:12:07.000 I feel like there was other stuff that happened that isn't in there.

10:12:10.000 You know what I was thinking about the other day is how much happened during basically just 2016.

10:12:10.000 Hmm.

10:12:18.000 Like all the terrorist attacks, the political stuff.

10:12:23.000 It was crazy.

10:12:24.000 I mean, since then, not that much has really happened.

10:12:28.000 Yeah, not really.

10:12:29.000 Yeah.

10:12:30.000 I think 2020 is going to be another year like 2016, though.

10:12:32.000 I know a lot of people have said that already.

10:12:34.000 But I think the simulation is going to heat up.

10:12:37.000 The simulation masters will definitely.

10:12:40.000 You know, the new patch in 2020 is really just going to be a game changer.

10:12:45.000 Yeah.

10:12:47.000 Unrooted says Elon Musk debuts the red sprite from SMT's strange journey to go into Antarctica and face the Nephilim. 0.99

10:12:55.000 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one. 0.95

10:12:59.000 Yeah, okay.

10:13:01.000 Well, that's everything for 2019.

10:13:03.000 So that's our final news break.

10:13:06.000 We're going to go until maybe a little past one playing Call of Duty, and then we're going to call it a night.

10:13:11.000 But that's review.

10:13:12.000 We reviewed every year of the decade, 2010, all the way through to 2019.

10:13:17.000 We're entering now the 10th hour.

10:13:20.000 Of this stream.

10:13:23.000 And it's been, we played what?

10:13:24.000 Minecraft, Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto, Fought New Vegas, now Call of Duty.

10:13:31.000 We did a lot of movies, music, news.

10:13:35.000 We've had people coming in and out Steve Ransom, Patrick, Jaden, Jake, Treader, Simon.

10:13:42.000 Am I forgetting anybody?

10:13:47.000 Jesse, Kensney, Joey Mole.

10:13:50.000 That's everybody.

10:13:53.000 So, pretty, pretty fun stream.

10:13:54.000 So, we'll close it off now with some Call of Duty.

10:13:58.000 We'll play real quick.

10:14:01.000 And then we'll call it a night.

10:14:02.000 Then I can finally go to bed.

10:14:03.000 I survived.

10:14:04.000 I thought I would either fall asleep or throw up during the stream.

10:14:07.000 Because I didn't sleep last night and I threw up in the morning.

10:14:10.000 So I thought, like, something's going to go wrong here.

10:14:12.000 But I thought it went pretty well, right?

10:14:14.000 10 hour stream.

10:14:15.000 I thought it went pretty well.

10:14:17.000 That's a pretty good stream.

10:14:19.000 It came nice.

10:14:19.000 Yeah.

10:14:21.000 I'm going to be doing a casual stream afterwards if anyone wants to tune in.

10:14:25.000 For sure.

10:14:25.000 I'll host you on my channel.

10:14:27.000 Thanks, man.

10:14:30.000 I'm probably gonna get something to eat and then I'm going to bed after this.

10:14:35.000 Zoomer clips in general.

10:14:37.000 Alright, I'll drag him in.

10:14:41.000 Baked Alaska?

10:14:43.000 What's up, Zoomer?

10:14:47.000 You there?

10:14:50.000 Oh.

10:14:54.000 He got shy.

10:14:55.000 He's scared.

10:15:01.000 What other good music is there from 2019?

10:15:05.000 I honestly don't even know.

10:15:07.000 Yandy, Jesus is King.

10:15:10.000 Is there anything else?

10:15:13.000 I don't think so, no.

10:15:24.000 My COD has to update real quick.

10:15:29.000 So if that goes quick, I'll hop in in a minute.

10:15:31.000 Alright.

10:15:35.000 There's like no good songs.

10:15:38.000 It's all like.

10:15:39.000 It's all like Tyler, the creator. 1.00

10:15:42.000 That gay album. 1.00

10:15:44.000 Oh yeah, his album is trash. 1.00

10:15:47.000 Then just random. 0.99

10:15:49.000 I don't even.

10:15:50.000 Like.

10:15:50.000 What?

10:15:51.000 Oh, Billie Eilish, yeah. 1.00

10:15:53.000 Fuck Billie Eilish, I hate her. 1.00

10:15:55.000 Boys. 1.00

10:15:56.000 Yeah, obviously. 0.97

10:15:58.000 What if Eve made apple juice?

10:16:01.000 Yeah, that's absolutely nothing.

10:16:04.000 Hmm.

10:16:16.000 I'll play the song by Marshmallow.

10:16:20.000 Nothing really stood out this year except for Kanye.

10:16:28.000 Kind of love to see it though. 0.99

10:16:33.000 Yeah, all this sucks except for Kanye. 0.92

10:16:36.000 Honestly, Old Town Road, I guess we have to play. 0.98

10:16:40.000 Maybe Bad Guy.

10:16:42.000 Oh gosh.

10:16:45.000 Other than that though, I mean, what even came out?

10:16:50.000 Oh, I guess you had.

10:16:57.000 You can play some Post Malone.

10:16:58.000 His album came out this year.

10:17:02.000 Circles is really good.

10:17:07.000 Wow.

10:17:11.000 Thousand Bad Times.

10:17:28.000 Let's see if I can find anything on the best of 2019 playlist.

10:17:34.000 Just play the Joker soundtrack.

10:17:37.000 I'll definitely put that on there.

10:17:39.000 Just the bathroom music.

10:17:43.000 No, play the Frank Sinatra.

10:17:45.000 I'll play the final one, Call Me Joker.

10:17:48.000 It's all on YouTube now, too, which is epic.

10:17:53.000 You know what I mean?

10:17:56.000 They've uploaded all the Murray scene and all that.

10:17:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:18:02.000 I don't even think it's on streaming yet.

10:18:02.000 Is it?

10:18:05.000 It's on Amazon and on YouTube, I think.

10:18:05.000 It is.

10:18:08.000 Oh, really?

10:18:09.000 Don't you have to buy it, like, for a ton, though?

10:18:12.000 Yeah.

10:18:13.000 Because I think they're still showing it in theaters.

10:18:15.000 Are they?

10:18:17.000 Uh, last I checked.

10:18:18.000 I'm gonna go see it.

10:18:18.000 They are.

10:18:20.000 Yeah.

10:18:21.000 Yo, Joker check?

10:18:24.000 Hey, where did I go?

10:18:32.000 Yeah, dude.

10:18:34.000 I'm looking at.

10:18:35.000 Yeah, every day they've got a Joker showing.

10:18:39.000 Epic?

10:18:40.000 Yeah.

10:18:42.000 Still.

10:18:43.000 Dang, this is crazy.

10:18:45.000 Yep.

10:18:47.000 Looks like a. 1.00

10:18:50.000 Yo, big money wagey gifting some subs.

10:18:53.000 Thanks a lot for the gift subs.

10:19:02.000 Alright, let's see.

10:19:03.000 Whoops.

10:19:05.000 Alright, finally we'll get into this.

10:19:07.000 So, let me invite.

10:19:09.000 So, who's in?

10:19:10.000 Jaden?

10:19:12.000 Is it just Jaden?

10:19:14.000 ZoomerClips is updating his PS4 right now.

10:19:16.000 Well, for now.

10:19:19.000 Yeah, so just.

10:19:21.000 Alright, Jaden, I sent you an invite.

10:19:28.000 He's in general now.

10:19:30.000 Bruh!

10:19:32.000 Oh, Zoomer clips.

10:19:33.000 Yeah.

10:19:34.000 I thought you meant Jaden.

10:19:39.000 No.

10:19:40.000 Jaden, are you there?

10:19:42.000 Yeah, I'm here.

10:19:43.000 Hey, Zoomer, what's up?

10:19:46.000 Nothing much.

10:19:49.000 Just hanging out.

10:19:49.000 Baked Alaska kind of sounds good.

10:19:51.000 Just hanging out.

10:19:52.000 Wait a second.

10:19:54.000 Yeah, let's.

10:19:56.000 Yeah, Baked, you sound like a voice changer.

10:19:58.000 Yeah.

10:19:59.000 Sorry, sorry, yeah.

10:20:02.000 He dipped.

10:20:06.000 Thanks for the cameo.

10:20:13.000 Are we playing ship and whatever?

10:20:18.000 Yeah, yeah, shoot the ship. 0.99

10:20:20.000 Yeah, shoot the ship. 0.99

10:20:31.000 White gamer with the diamond, thanks. 0.99

10:20:33.000 Jay Roxer says, Us knickers are dying to know the lems in chest.

10:20:38.000 Alright, I'll drop the chest right now.

10:20:40.000 Well, I'll drop it at the very end.

10:20:45.000 You gotta watch it until the very end.

10:20:46.000 I'm not gonna let anybody off the hook here.

10:20:58.000 Yo, did Big Money Wagey drop a ninja jet?

10:21:00.000 I didn't even see that.

10:21:01.000 Yeah, I just saw that.

10:21:04.000 He says, Happy New Year, Kings.

10:21:06.000 Gifting subs in a minute.

10:21:06.000 The future is ours.

10:21:08.000 Hey, thanks a lot, man.

10:21:08.000 Get ready.

10:21:09.000 Thanks for the Ninja.

10:21:11.000 Thanks for the subs, bro.

10:21:13.000 Much appreciated.

10:21:15.000 Okay. 0.99

10:21:30.000 Aw shit. 0.98

10:21:38.000 The gameplay is so different than Fortnite, it's hard to adjust right away. 0.99

10:21:43.000 Yeah, it takes a couple of games.

10:21:50.000 Bruh.

10:22:10.000 Jay Rockster says you get all my lemons now.

10:22:12.000 Thanks, dude.

10:22:14.000 Thanks for the diamonds. 0.99

10:22:25.000 Aw, shit. 1.00

10:22:25.000 So volatile, 1.00

10:23:50.000 you went off.

10:23:53.000 Thanks, bro.

10:24:25.000 Minnesota Groifer says, I have no doubt the new year will be great for us.

10:24:28.000 Yes, I agree.

10:24:30.000 Thanks for the diamond.

10:24:31.000 It's going to be a great year.

10:24:32.000 I think it's going to be a great decade for the whole cause.

10:24:37.000 No meme.

10:24:42.000 Bad Dogs is very happy to be in the movement.

10:24:44.000 2020 is our time.

10:24:59.000 on the scout combat. 1.00

10:25:10.000 Joy moles in general. 1.00

10:25:13.000 Alright, I'll try to drag him in. 1.00

10:25:15.000 Give me a sec here.

10:25:22.000 Ranger foregrip, mags.

10:25:24.000 What do

10:25:55.000 I have on there?

10:25:56.000 Scout Combat is it? 0.99

10:25:58.000 Or is it a fucking. 0.99

10:26:10.000 Okay, I'll bring him in. 0.99

10:26:19.000 Yeah, thanks so much, Big Money Wadey, for all the subs, dude.

10:26:22.000 Much appreciated. 0.98

10:26:28.000 Oi!

10:26:30.000 Hello, hello.

10:26:35.000 Joey, can you hear me?

10:26:41.000 Oh, sorry, I had my mic.

10:26:43.000 I meant to say hello.

10:26:47.000 Hello.

10:26:48.000 Hello.

10:26:50.000 We're at Mule Chinas.

10:26:52.000 What hour are you on now?

10:26:54.000 What hour is that?

10:26:56.000 I'm in the game, booba.

10:26:57.000 Oh, you are?

10:26:58.000 Oh, hell yeah.

10:26:59.000 Happy birthday.

10:27:00.000 Is it morning yet?

10:27:02.000 Yeah.

10:27:02.000 No, you're not in our game.

10:27:06.000 I am in your game.

10:27:07.000 No, you're on the other team, though.

10:27:10.000 Oh, that's not good.

10:27:12.000 No, it's not.

10:27:13.000 No, it's not.

10:27:14.000 It's not good.

10:27:16.000 The Revenge of the Red Coat.

10:27:21.000 Oh. 0.99

10:27:22.000 I've already been killed by an American first viewer. 1.00

10:27:27.000 See how it is. 1.00

10:27:39.000 This is a good song.

10:27:43.000 Circles by Postmorale.

10:27:45.000 Yeah, it is. 1.00

10:27:53.000 Aw shit. 1.00

10:28:09.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

10:28:11.000 Wait, was that you I killed just now?

10:28:14.000 Sorry!

10:28:17.000 Oops.

10:28:18.000 Sorry about that, bro. 0.98

10:28:22.000 I just killed you again, bro. 0.98

10:28:25.000 Yeah, but you were cheating, you were using the grenade. 1.00

10:28:27.000 I was using aim assist.

10:28:29.000 Whoops.

10:28:30.000 Aim bot.

10:28:31.000 Yeah.

10:28:32.000 Oh, typical.

10:28:49.000 Ah bummer, they're lightin' up dude.

10:29:20.000 I thought it got me. 1.00

10:29:33.000 Fuck. 1.00

10:29:38.000 Bruh! 1.00

10:29:39.000 I can't catch a break!

10:29:46.000 They're all in the office. 1.00

10:29:50.000 Hey, shut up, man. 1.00

10:29:51.000 I'm going, I'm storming the office. 1.00

10:29:53.000 I'm going to kill Michael and Dwight. 0.99

10:30:00.000 I'm going to kill Jim of the office. 1.00

10:30:14.000 Ah, that recoil got me. 1.00

10:30:19.000 Wow, the lag.

10:30:20.000 I was doing so good earlier, now I'm sucking it up.

10:30:26.000 Ah, VTOL, awesome.

10:30:27.000 Loving that.

10:30:31.000 Ah!

10:30:32.000 Dude's just sitting in the window.

10:30:35.000 Ah!

10:30:48.000 Oh man.

10:30:53.000 Aw, they got the beetle right over me. 1.00

10:30:57.000 I got the English down, but black. 0.60

10:31:00.000 Full English breakfast.

10:31:03.000 English brekkie.

10:31:05.000 Full English breakfast.

10:31:06.000 Full English breakfast, yeah. 1.00

10:31:16.000 Shit. 1.00

10:31:16.000 Damn. 1.00

10:31:17.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00

10:31:19.000 Stop with the killstreaks already.

10:31:27.000 Cool, cool gameplay.

10:31:36.000 We camp out in the office, and VTOL sits over B. Have fun.

10:31:53.000 Epic.

10:32:01.000 Dude, another one?

10:32:05.000 Another VTOL?

10:32:07.000 Awesome. 0.99

10:32:13.000 Ah, damn it. 0.99

10:32:22.000 Brother mole got me. 1.00

10:32:26.000 Oh, they got white.

10:32:27.000 How are they getting all these kill streaks?

10:32:33.000 I think Joey mole is literally hacking.

10:32:36.000 No, I'm doing the opposite.

10:32:38.000 I'm hacking myself to be lagging.

10:32:40.000 I don't even use the sniper.

10:32:44.000 This is just a bad day around. 0.98

10:32:46.000 mean headshots damn it brother mole just got stopped bro Just got stopped in your tracks, huh? 1.00

10:33:16.000 Fucking, yo, that is cheeky. 1.00

10:33:19.000 Oi, cheeky, innit? 1.00

10:33:23.000 Oh, come on. 1.00

10:33:26.000 Fucking crazy, innit? 1.00

10:33:28.000 Oh, is that not our game? 1.00

10:33:40.000 Ah, we just lost B.

10:33:42.000 This guy's coming over. 0.99

10:33:44.000 Damn it. 0.99

10:33:45.000 Oh, come 1.00

10:35:22.000 That V-Tol's killing me.

10:35:22.000 on, man.

10:35:38.000 Somebody's got to take it out.

10:35:39.000 Everybody just.

10:35:40.000 Nobody's even doing anything.

10:35:42.000 That's true, it's fine, now they have a chopper got in there.

10:36:11.000 Oh, I got to. 1.00

10:36:23.000 The office thing is so gay. 1.00

10:36:26.000 Like, oh, I'm crouching in the window. 1.00

10:36:28.000 I'm right in the corner.

10:36:29.000 You can't see me. 1.00

10:36:31.000 So dumb. 1.00

10:36:33.000 Oh, fuck you. 1.00

10:36:34.000 Fuck you. 1.00

10:36:35.000 You're gay. 1.00

10:36:36.000 Hehehe. 1.00

10:36:50.000 Oh, come on!

10:36:51.000 I was so close! 1.00

10:36:54.000 Damn it. 0.99

10:36:55.000 Yo, Jaden, wanna play the objective? 1.00

10:37:02.000 I have five captures, bro.

10:37:04.000 That's pretty good.

10:37:09.000 Alright, let's get B. Never mind.

10:37:12.000 Dude's just sitting in the office camping.

10:37:16.000 I'll go for A. I'm on A. Are you kidding?

10:37:32.000 I think it's too little too late at this point.

10:37:35.000 Yeah, I think it's game all of us. 0.99

10:37:54.000 Damn. 1.00

10:38:13.000 See, this guy's just cheating, man. 1.00

10:38:21.000 Yeah, total cheater. 0.94

10:38:27.000 Bro, Yeah.

10:38:45.000 You sound like you don't believe me.

10:38:51.000 No, I think they were.

10:38:52.000 I hate it when they use hacker tactics.

10:38:55.000 Yeah.

10:38:57.000 It's like just about every time I lose.

10:39:00.000 Oh!

10:39:01.000 Did you get my invite?

10:39:03.000 No, I don't know.

10:39:05.000 No.

10:39:05.000 Check your invite.

10:39:08.000 Ah.

10:39:11.000 Are you in the party?

10:39:14.000 Oi.

10:39:16.000 Says I'm joining GameSec.

10:39:17.000 I don't know if I'm in the party.

10:39:19.000 Are you in the party?

10:39:21.000 I don't know!

10:39:22.000 Alright, we'll probably play one, depending on what the match is, might be one or two more matches and then it's the end of the stream.

10:39:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

10:39:30.000 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00

10:39:31.000 Not drop going to balls. 1.00

10:39:32.000 Let's get Zoomer Clips in for one. 0.99

10:39:34.000 Zoomer Clips.

10:39:36.000 They're in general.

10:39:39.000 Volatile, are you friends with Zoomer Clips in Cod?

10:39:43.000 I don't know. 0.99

10:39:46.000 Just pulling the shit out of here. 0.99

10:39:48.000 There's the boys. 0.99

10:39:55.000 Just leaves instantly.

10:39:57.000 Yo, what's up?

10:39:58.000 Hey, Hyde.

10:39:59.000 How you doing?

10:39:59.000 Sorry.

10:39:59.000 Oh!

10:40:00.000 What's up, bro?

10:40:02.000 Feeling pretty good.

10:40:04.000 A little tired.

10:40:05.000 Been doing stuff all day.

10:40:07.000 Yeah.

10:40:11.000 Hung out with one of my Jew friends, if I can say that.

10:40:18.000 He actually called into this show before.

10:40:22.000 That's one of my Jew friends.

10:40:26.000 That's right.

10:40:28.000 It has to do with the show, actually.

10:40:31.000 It has to do with the show, actually.

10:40:34.000 He called in when he first started listening.

10:40:37.000 And he was like, mad at you.

10:40:39.000 Oh, yeah, about what?

10:40:43.000 I don't remember.

10:40:44.000 It was something really cringe, though, but apparently he's changed.

10:40:53.000 Thanks for that hiding.

10:40:54.000 We got a clean screen.

10:40:58.000 No, he's a good friend.

10:40:58.000 Thank you.

10:41:00.000 He's a good friend of mine.

10:41:03.000 He's a good friend.

10:41:07.000 Well, yeah, you gotta be friends.

10:41:11.000 We love AJ too.

10:41:12.000 Who's my friend?

10:41:15.000 I mean, that's.

10:41:17.000 Maybe I shouldn't say that. 1.00

10:41:18.000 He's a little bit of a kook. 1.00

10:41:20.000 I'm joking. 1.00

10:41:23.000 What's going on, Jesse?

10:41:25.000 Chillin'.

10:41:26.000 We played some Minecraft earlier.

10:41:28.000 Did you figure out the server?

10:41:34.000 Uh.

10:41:35.000 No.

10:41:36.000 No?

10:41:37.000 And follow like a tutorial? 0.98

10:41:41.000 Listen, bro, I'm not autistic about it like you are, so. 1.00

10:41:48.000 You can't always just work it out. 1.00

10:41:50.000 Come on.

10:41:56.000 Oh my god, really?

10:42:02.000 I forgot about this map.

10:42:04.000 My room.

10:42:05.000 I hate this map, so obnoxious.

10:42:10.000 Yeah.

10:42:12.000 And a few leaves.

10:42:13.000 I couldn't control the optics. 0.99

10:42:18.000 Alright, I'm going gay mode. 0.98

10:42:20.000 You wanna play gay? 0.96

10:42:23.000 Alright. 1.00

10:42:24.000 You can play that game. 1.00

10:42:25.000 Gay check? 1.00

10:42:26.000 What do you think about that? 0.70

10:42:29.000 For the movement?

10:42:31.000 Oh, whoops.

10:42:34.000 Oh, great.

10:42:34.000 Oh, Retro's in here.

10:42:36.000 Perfect.

10:42:37.000 Just what I was looking for.

10:42:38.000 Just what I wanted was Retro joining the game and elevating the difficulty to maximum.

10:42:47.000 You don't even have time to, like, check the scoreboard.

10:44:24.000 Hey!

10:44:25.000 let me!

10:44:29.000 Alright, that was cringe.

10:44:33.000 Okay, I'll play one more.

10:44:35.000 Is that it?

10:44:38.000 What? 1.00

10:44:38.000 This sucks. 1.00

10:44:39.000 I mean, that match was like a second. 0.99

10:44:43.000 I know, right?

10:44:45.000 It's literally like a few minutes.

10:44:53.000 Yeah, retro.

10:44:53.000 Very cringe.

10:44:54.000 Just help yourself.

10:44:55.000 Just come in.

10:44:56.000 Yeah, just come right in.

10:44:56.000 Doesn't matter.

10:44:58.000 Help yourself.

10:44:59.000 I'm kind of mad.

10:45:07.000 I asked for Modern Warfare for Christmas.

10:45:12.000 We didn't get it.

10:45:14.000 We did?

10:45:16.000 Yeah, Black Engine. 0.94

10:45:18.000 Mom, what the hell? 0.90

10:45:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

10:45:21.000 Why don't you do Modern Warfare?

10:45:28.000 That's what I asked for.

10:45:30.000 I wanted Modern Warfare.

10:45:32.000 Oh?

10:45:33.000 Oh, wait, I did remove friend.

10:45:34.000 I thought that meant remove from party.

10:45:39.000 My bad.

10:45:41.000 Isn't this my party?

10:45:42.000 Why can't I kick?

10:45:45.000 Yeah, this is worse.

10:46:12.000 So what are our final reflections on the 2010s?

10:46:20.000 On the stream?

10:46:20.000 On the year?

10:46:21.000 On the decade.

10:46:25.000 Oh.

10:46:25.000 The 2010s were.

10:46:26.000 That was the decade that everything started to fall into place.

10:46:29.000 And in 2020, that's when it's going to be finally put together.

10:46:34.000 Yeah.

10:46:35.000 By the way, if you guys aren't trusting the plan right now, after the past few months we had, I don't know what to tell you.

10:46:39.000 I don't know what you're doing.

10:46:40.000 I don't know.

10:46:40.000 Yeah, plan.

10:46:41.000 Yeah, exactly.

10:46:42.000 What are we supposed to do with these.

10:46:45.000 Yeah, people don't have faith in the plan.

10:46:48.000 I mean, it's really.

10:46:50.000 You have little faith.

10:46:51.000 Yeah, exactly.

10:46:55.000 Can't rehabilitate that kind of person.

10:46:58.000 No, no, they're reprobates. 0.88

10:47:01.000 No.

10:47:03.000 No, but it was.

10:47:04.000 I mean, it's an interesting decade.

10:47:06.000 I feel like a lot happened at certain times.

10:47:10.000 Quite a polarizing decade.

10:47:14.000 This is very, very.

10:47:15.000 You sounded very.

10:47:16.000 Chinese agent issue.

10:47:20.000 Many significant things happen. 0.98

10:47:22.000 Yeah.

10:47:23.000 Things happen.

10:47:24.000 The year was.

10:47:26.000 Thank you.

10:47:28.000 Thank you, Joey Moore.

10:47:29.000 We're all sad.

10:47:36.000 Bruh.

10:47:47.000 Have you really gone 10 hours without saying the N word?

10:47:50.000 Honestly, this game is stressing me out. 1.00

10:47:56.000 I need to say it.

10:47:57.000 Yeah.

10:47:57.000 I'm gonna say it.

10:47:58.000 Time to end the stream, fellas, so we can get real.

10:48:08.000 Let the record show that we do not immediately just start saying the N word after these streams end.

10:48:14.000 In fact, the optics get even better behind closed doors.

10:48:17.000 Yeah, they get even better.

10:48:19.000 I think this is a good option.

10:48:20.000 Yeah, because you know, when it's public, you feel the need to say a few edgy things.

10:48:24.000 But behind the scenes, we're crystal clean.

10:48:26.000 We're impeccable.

10:48:27.000 Oh, it's absolutely true.

10:48:28.000 Yeah.

10:48:29.000 And you know, I'm South African, so I could, you know, if I wanted to.

10:48:34.000 It's just not.

10:48:35.000 It's not even legal for me.

10:48:38.000 Yeah, I don't know if I want to do that.

10:48:38.000 I do.

10:48:40.000 You can get an inward pass for being a white South African.

10:48:44.000 But it has it in the name, African.

10:48:46.000 Yeah, I think that's the name. 0.89

10:48:48.000 You saying that you are black? 0.98

10:48:54.000 No, no, stop that. 0.96

10:48:57.000 It's not a joke that they told me.

10:48:59.000 I'm not familiar with the technicalities, so I'll.

10:48:59.000 I know.

10:49:02.000 I'm like.

10:49:05.000 I'm really going to say it.

10:49:14.000 Don't say it, bro.

10:49:16.000 It's a real life.

10:49:22.000 You just feel it coming on like a sneeze, you're like, oh.

10:49:25.000 It's this game mode, it's this map, it's insane.

10:49:29.000 How can you expect it not to be an old cold entrapment?

10:49:32.000 Yeah, be careful about that old cold entrapment.

10:49:36.000 You have to immediately delete the stream.

10:49:40.000 Very kind of you, Patrick.

10:49:42.000 Pat, what are you planning to stream?

10:49:49.000 Because I was.

10:49:51.000 Oh, you were gonna stream.

10:49:54.000 Yeah, but I don't care.

10:49:54.000 I'm just asking if you were gonna what you're planning to do.

10:49:58.000 What?

10:49:59.000 I was gonna I was gonna set up a game with some of the boys.

10:50:04.000 Oh, what kind of games are you about?

10:50:06.000 Scribble.

10:50:10.000 Play a little scribble.

10:50:12.000 Oh, listen to music.

10:50:13.000 Take questions.

10:50:16.000 Say the N word. 1.00

10:50:17.000 Soundcloud music videos if people like that. 1.00

10:50:22.000 Yeah, I'll have to tune in.

10:50:24.000 Yeah, I mean, if you guys want to play Scriblio, we're going to do it in my server, so.

10:50:30.000 Joey, but the optics better be great.

10:50:32.000 Oh.

10:50:33.000 Oh, you didn't know me, Patrick.

10:50:36.000 I knew you so well.

10:50:38.000 Best optics.

10:50:41.000 Joey did win Best Optics for 2019.

10:50:44.000 Yeah.

10:50:46.000 Even the decade, possibly.

10:50:52.000 We need to do it.

10:50:55.000 It's a shame that TV Quad and the content companies, those were.

10:50:59.000 That was phenomenal.

10:51:01.000 Yeah, I feel like anyone else doing it now would just be seen as.

10:51:08.000 You know, to be patient.

10:51:11.000 I've successfully made it through the whole stream.

10:51:14.000 You did it, bro.

10:51:15.000 You made it through the whole thing.

10:51:17.000 Wow.

10:51:18.000 Well, that's our last game.

10:51:18.000 All right.

10:51:21.000 That's going to do it for me.

10:51:24.000 It's been a long day.

10:51:25.000 10 hours.

10:51:27.000 With, you know, basically no breaks.

10:51:29.000 So I'll open the chest right now so that while I'm outroing, we can be distributing the lemons.

10:51:36.000 Trust me, I won't forget.

10:51:38.000 I'll be getting the chat.

10:51:39.000 I need the lemons.

10:51:40.000 Why is this not working?

10:51:41.000 It's not working.

10:51:44.000 Maybe distribute them before Jaden gets in the chat.

10:51:48.000 No, I'm already.

10:51:48.000 It's more for the rest of us.

10:51:50.000 Is it going out?

10:51:57.000 It's not showing on my screen yet.

10:52:00.000 All right.

10:52:01.000 Well, I'll collect rewards.

10:52:02.000 Collect rewards.

10:52:03.000 I'm clicking it.

10:52:03.000 Well, hey, thanks everybody so much for watching.

10:52:06.000 Thanks to everybody for joining me in voice chat right now, where people have joined me throughout the day.

10:52:13.000 Jaden, Patrick, Jesse, hiding.

10:52:17.000 Jake, Lloyd, Joey Moll, Steve Franson earlier, Kensney.

10:52:25.000 Everybody, Treader, thanks everybody for joining me there.

10:52:28.000 Thanks everybody for watching.

10:52:29.000 Thanks for the Lemons, Ninjets, all that good stuff.

10:52:33.000 And hey, thanks for a great year.

10:52:35.000 It's been a great year.

10:52:37.000 Happy New Year, everybody.

10:52:38.000 Happy 2020.

10:52:40.000 It's going to be very fun and exciting.

10:52:42.000 So there's going to be a lot coming in the new year.

10:52:45.000 So America First returns next Monday, not this Monday, but next Monday, January 6th.

10:52:51.000 So, no show all throughout this coming week.

10:52:54.000 I'll be back Monday, January 6th.

10:52:56.000 But until then, enjoy your New Year's.

10:52:58.000 Happy New Year's.

10:52:59.000 Enjoy the rest of your week.

10:53:00.000 Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

10:53:01.000 And I will see you next Monday.

10:53:03.000 So, take it easy, everybody.

10:53:05.000 Thanks again for watching.

10:53:07.000 Thank you, Nick.

10:53:08.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

10:53:10.000 It's going to be only America first.

10:53:12.000 America first. 0.99

10:53:16.000 The American people will come first once again.

10:53:21.000 With respect to respect.

10:53:54.000 America

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - December 28, 2019

10 Hour 2010s Rewind Marathon Stream

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