America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - January 05, 2020


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2 hours and 6 minutes

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11,771

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1,546


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00:04:58.000 Hey, everybody, what's going on?
00:05:02.000 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:05:03.000 You are watching Gamer First.
00:05:07.000 My name is Nicholas J. Fuentes.
00:05:08.000 We have a great stream for you tonight.
00:05:12.000 And we are excited.
00:05:13.000 We're out here.
00:05:14.000 We're drinking, the title of the stream is Great Pop Check because I'm drinking great pop.
00:05:21.000 And it's good to be back.
00:05:24.000 Good to be back here.
00:05:28.000 Boop, boop, bing, bong.
00:05:30.000 It's good to be back here.
00:05:32.000 I literally just got back from vacation.
00:05:35.000 I've been gone for a week.
00:05:37.000 It's hard to believe.
00:05:38.000 I feel like it's been a long time since I've been on stream, long time since I did the show.
00:05:44.000 And that's because it has been a long time.
00:05:46.000 I haven't done a show since last Friday.
00:05:51.000 And my last stream was last Saturday.
00:05:52.000 So, hey, welcome back to the stream.
00:05:55.000 And you should say the same thing to me.
00:05:57.000 You should say, Welcome back, Nick.
00:05:59.000 Thanks.
00:06:00.000 It's good to be back.
00:06:00.000 Good to be back.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, I got in at like midnight tonight at the airport, and then I took a taxi home.
00:06:09.000 And then the taxi driver was asking me for directions.
00:06:12.000 I'm like, I don't know, man, isn't this like your job?
00:06:15.000 And he didn't even speak English.
00:06:16.000 He was like, Polish, I'm sure, or Russian or something.
00:06:21.000 And I didn't even understand him.
00:06:24.000 He was asking me for directions.
00:06:25.000 I'm like, what?
00:06:26.000 What are you saying?
00:06:27.000 What the fuck are you saying?
00:06:31.000 So he didn't speak English, and I had to give him directions.
00:06:34.000 And then we finally got home.
00:06:36.000 And the taxi, I prepaid for the taxi before I took the taxi home.
00:06:41.000 I prepaid before I got on the plane, actually.
00:06:45.000 And anyway, long story short, instead of just swiping my card, I had to put in like a PIN number and blah, blah, blah.
00:06:51.000 And I'm like, okay, so how do I pay?
00:06:53.000 I prepaid.
00:06:54.000 How do I give you this information?
00:06:56.000 And he's like, you need confirmation number.
00:06:58.000 I'm like, why?
00:06:59.000 What?
00:06:59.000 Is that the PIN number?
00:07:01.000 Is that the order number?
00:07:02.000 Confirmation number.
00:07:04.000 I just have an order number and a PIN number.
00:07:04.000 Well, I don't have that.
00:07:06.000 So I just give him the.
00:07:08.000 Anyway, so it's this whole big ordeal.
00:07:09.000 I didn't even tip him because he put in the number for the fare without putting in the tip, and then he gave me my receipt, and I'm like, So am I supposed to tip?
00:07:17.000 I don't have cash.
00:07:19.000 Can you run another thing?
00:07:21.000 And he's like, Well, I'm not supposed to ask for a tip.
00:07:23.000 I'm like, Well, I want to give you a tip.
00:07:28.000 So it's like this big ordeal, but anyway, so I'm back.
00:07:32.000 So I'm back home.
00:07:32.000 We're drinking some great pop.
00:07:34.000 I'm wearing this new, I got my new Kanye shirt in the mail finally.
00:07:38.000 Tell me what you think of it.
00:07:39.000 It's kind of like a weird fit.
00:07:41.000 It goes up to my neck here.
00:07:43.000 It's like a.
00:07:44.000 It's got this thing on the neck.
00:07:46.000 It's not like a normal shirt.
00:07:47.000 And also, the sleeves are cut kind of like wide and long, and the actual length of it is short.
00:07:53.000 So.
00:07:55.000 What do you think?
00:07:56.000 I bought it because, you know, I figured it'd be worth money eventually.
00:07:56.000 I don't know.
00:08:01.000 Also, it looked cool online.
00:08:03.000 I didn't know it was going to be a weird fit.
00:08:04.000 I don't know if I would purchase it if I knew it was going to be not like a normal t shirt.
00:08:08.000 I thought it was just going to be a normal t shirt.
00:08:10.000 I guess if you're paying $60, it's.
00:08:13.000 Different, you know, it's something different, but it's pretty high quality and it's sort of like a different kind of a look.
00:08:20.000 I kind of like it, it's different.
00:08:21.000 I kind of like it.
00:08:22.000 It says Jesus is King, Kanye West.
00:08:26.000 Anyway, I'm growing the beard out as you can see again.
00:08:30.000 The facial hair has made a comeback here.
00:08:33.000 Whoops, dropped my controller.
00:08:35.000 So we're going to play a little uh, Modern Warfare.
00:08:39.000 I don't know, I just couldn't, I know it's late, it's like 2 a.m., but I couldn't stay offline.
00:08:45.000 Had to get online.
00:08:46.000 Had to log online.
00:08:50.000 Drip Fuentes, Black Bro Fit.
00:08:53.000 If you like it, it's all that matters.
00:08:54.000 Shut up.
00:08:55.000 That's not true.
00:08:59.000 Bruh, you wake me up in the AM for this?
00:09:02.000 Okay, bye.
00:09:04.000 Wake me up in the AM.
00:09:06.000 Okay, bye, dude.
00:09:07.000 Go back to bed, bitch.
00:09:10.000 Sip.
00:09:11.000 Play with Shalit.
00:09:13.000 No, I don't want to play with Shalit.
00:09:14.000 He sucks at this game.
00:09:15.000 Nick likes to say he's about to get his haircut at the barber.
00:09:18.000 Oh, because they have the.
00:09:20.000 They tie the collar on your neck and then they put the tarp.
00:09:25.000 It's a collar and a tarp, is what it's called.
00:09:28.000 What do they call it?
00:09:29.000 I don't know.
00:09:29.000 I'm sure there's a technical term for it.
00:09:34.000 Don't shave my eyebrows this time.
00:09:35.000 Don't trim the eyebrows this time.
00:09:37.000 It was a big mistake.
00:09:38.000 I got yelled at.
00:09:41.000 Play with catboys, Nick.
00:09:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:43.000 I'll be sure to do that.
00:09:45.000 Honestly, the past four weeks have been just so retarded.
00:09:50.000 It's just non.
00:09:51.000 The elephant in the room is like Nick is a neocon.
00:09:51.000 Yeah.
00:09:55.000 Nick is dating a catboy.
00:09:57.000 And it's like it just never ends.
00:10:02.000 Ever since the G Wars.
00:10:04.000 I'm not, look, I'm just trying to schmoot here.
00:10:06.000 We're just going to be gaming, okay?
00:10:08.000 So I'm not going to go into it.
00:10:10.000 Look, the show's tomorrow night.
00:10:12.000 You want my take on Iran?
00:10:14.000 You want my response to the controversy?
00:10:17.000 The show's tomorrow.
00:10:19.000 Pay me super chats.
00:10:20.000 Tune in tomorrow.
00:10:21.000 Throw some shekels.
00:10:22.000 Watch the show.
00:10:24.000 7 o'clock sharp, just like every time.
00:10:28.000 So tonight, I'm not going to get into the weeds too much, but it's just like, brah.
00:10:32.000 The past four weeks is just like nonstop shilling and whining and lying and people making fake accounts and people tagging me.
00:10:43.000 Nick, why'd you do this?
00:10:45.000 Nick, why'd you say that?
00:10:46.000 Fuck off.
00:10:47.000 Eat shit.
00:10:48.000 Fuck off.
00:10:49.000 Eat shit.
00:10:50.000 Trust the plan.
00:10:51.000 Watch the show or don't.
00:10:53.000 I don't really care.
00:10:54.000 But, you know, people that are high IQ can, I mean, I'm sure see through a lot of the, you know, farcical.
00:11:02.000 Is that how you pronounce that?
00:11:03.000 The farce of a lot of this stuff.
00:11:05.000 But it's just so.
00:11:07.000 You never know what it's like to be an e celebrity until you are one, you know?
00:11:07.000 I don't know.
00:11:11.000 And then people just want to.
00:11:13.000 They want to bring you down.
00:11:15.000 They want to build themselves up by tearing others down.
00:11:17.000 It's what it is.
00:11:18.000 I mean, that's what it boils down to.
00:11:19.000 So last month it was.
00:11:22.000 He's a Holocaust denier.
00:11:24.000 He made the cookie joke.
00:11:26.000 And then it was.
00:11:28.000 Then it was what?
00:11:30.000 He's a Groyper grifter.
00:11:32.000 He never supported Trump.
00:11:34.000 That's what Charlie Kirk said.
00:11:36.000 And then it was.
00:11:38.000 The Groyper Leadership Summit, everyone's going to get doxxed there.
00:11:41.000 That never happened.
00:11:42.000 Don't go to the Groyper Summit.
00:11:44.000 Everyone's going to get doxxed there.
00:11:45.000 Nick is the Fed.
00:11:46.000 He's trying to get everyone doxxed.
00:11:48.000 Okay, literally no one had any negative fallout.
00:11:51.000 Then it was he attacked Ben Shapiro's family.
00:11:55.000 He's a Chinese agent.
00:12:00.000 And then he's on the Milo show.
00:12:01.000 He's on the Milo show.
00:12:03.000 And the best part is the Catboy stream was like last month, so it was like the second time.
00:12:07.000 He was in the Catboy stream times two.
00:12:10.000 He's a neocon!
00:12:11.000 Times like a hundred.
00:12:12.000 Every time I give my take on foreign policy, people call me a neocon.
00:12:15.000 I'm going to talk about Venezuela, Syria, Iran.
00:12:20.000 North Korea?
00:12:20.000 What was the other one?
00:12:22.000 Okay, whatever.
00:12:22.000 Whatever.
00:12:23.000 That's all I'm going to say for tonight.
00:12:25.000 For tonight.
00:12:27.000 For this morning.
00:12:28.000 Tomorrow, you're going to get the full take.
00:12:30.000 Tomorrow's going to be the full take, okay?
00:12:33.000 Tomorrow, we're doing Iran, of course.
00:12:35.000 We're going to do World War III show.
00:12:38.000 I'm going to give you the full scoop on Iran, as only I can do.
00:12:42.000 I'm going to give you my analysis.
00:12:45.000 And then super chats.
00:12:46.000 I'm sure I'll be responding to things, and we'll be back into the swing of things.
00:12:51.000 I have to tell you, it's so good to be back making content because I'm literally the best content creator there is.
00:12:56.000 I mean, it's just true.
00:12:58.000 I watch other content and I'm like, this sucks.
00:13:01.000 And like, my skin's crawling.
00:13:02.000 I'm like, this is not good.
00:13:04.000 You're not doing it right.
00:13:07.000 It's like, you know, back in the saddle.
00:13:07.000 So it's good to be back.
00:13:10.000 You could say whatever you want about me, but I'm the best.
00:13:12.000 You can't take it away from me that I'm the best.
00:13:16.000 I'm the most epic.
00:13:18.000 So, anyway, we're back, back from vacation, ready to grind out.
00:13:24.000 Double XP weekend?
00:13:25.000 No, I don't think that's true.
00:13:28.000 But I'm going to be grinding nonetheless.
00:13:34.000 Yummy grape pop.
00:13:35.000 We got some grape pop.
00:13:36.000 N word check.
00:13:38.000 Grape pop and a Kanye shirt.
00:13:41.000 What are we going to play tonight?
00:13:42.000 Let's do Shoot House 24 7.
00:13:45.000 I haven't gamed Call of Duty in a week.
00:13:48.000 I've been playing Smash Bros. all week, getting my ass kicked by my friends who actually have a Switch.
00:13:54.000 I don't have a Switch.
00:13:55.000 So we play Smash and I just get raped.
00:13:57.000 I don't even know how to play the game.
00:13:59.000 I only know A and B and that's it.
00:14:01.000 Apparently you can block.
00:14:03.000 Apparently you can dodge.
00:14:04.000 You can grab with these shoulder buttons.
00:14:07.000 But all I know is A and B.
00:14:09.000 So I just use my up, down, B attacks and I use A.
00:14:16.000 But everything else is mystifying to me.
00:14:19.000 So I'll be playing Smash all week.
00:14:22.000 I don't have a Switch.
00:14:23.000 I don't know how to play the game, really.
00:14:26.000 And then people are just dabbing on me.
00:14:32.000 So it's good to get back and play a game that I actually like, know what I'm doing.
00:14:38.000 Oh, wait, you guys, you can't hear the game.
00:14:39.000 LOL.
00:14:40.000 Let me change that real quick.
00:14:42.000 It's pretty loud.
00:14:49.000 Tell me how the volume is.
00:14:50.000 Tell me what the volume levels are like.
00:14:52.000 And I might change them.
00:14:57.000 Let's see.
00:14:57.000 Bosef says, Catboys, rise up.
00:15:00.000 Yeah, yeah, we're rising up.
00:15:02.000 Catboys are rising up.
00:15:04.000 Nobody, you know, Zog wanted to stop the Catboy uprising by calling it gay and saying it's unironically homosexual.
00:15:14.000 But they cannot stop the.
00:15:19.000 Now keep in mind, this is a warm up round.
00:15:21.000 But they will not stop.
00:15:23.000 They will not stop the Catboy uprising.
00:15:30.000 Thanks for the diamond, by the way, Bosif.
00:15:34.000 Yo, epic?
00:15:35.000 Yeah.
00:15:36.000 I'm thinking I'm back.
00:15:39.000 Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.
00:15:42.000 Marshall says, thoughts on the supposed Darth Maul TV series.
00:15:42.000 Let's see.
00:15:46.000 Well, thank you for the diamond.
00:15:48.000 I haven't heard anything about that.
00:15:50.000 I'll tell you, if it's anything like The Mandalorian, I'm opposed to it.
00:15:50.000 But you know what?
00:15:54.000 Because I watched The Mandalorian, and it's fucking shit.
00:15:57.000 It's complete trash.
00:15:59.000 It's like, shit!
00:16:03.000 They.
00:16:04.000 Better get the Obi-Wan show right.
00:16:06.000 I don't know anything about a Darth Maul show.
00:16:09.000 I've never heard about that.
00:16:11.000 But I have heard that they're going to make a show about Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ewan McGregor is going to be reprising his role as Obi-Wan.
00:16:21.000 But I can tell you that after watching The Mandalorian, I'm like, you know, these people just need to fucking get it together at Disney.
00:16:27.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:16:29.000 I watched like five episodes of The Mandalorian.
00:16:32.000 I was hanging out with Baked Alaska.
00:16:34.000 He has it.
00:16:35.000 I don't have Disney Plus, but he has.
00:16:38.000 Some streaming service.
00:16:39.000 I'm not sure if it's legit.
00:16:42.000 But anyway, but he has it.
00:16:43.000 So I was watching it at his place.
00:16:45.000 I watched like five episodes.
00:16:47.000 And it was just bad.
00:16:50.000 It reminded me a lot of Star Wars Battlefront 2, the new game, in that it looks really good.
00:16:57.000 It's got a great look to it.
00:17:00.000 It looks like Star Wars, but there's no soul to it.
00:17:05.000 Just like Star Wars Battlefront 2, the new one, is to me very analogous because here's a game that, like I said, the graphics are great.
00:17:14.000 They spent all the money in the world to make, what are they called? A triple A. High quality game.
00:17:21.000 They got a lot of the look right and everything else, but the game's not fun.
00:17:25.000 But it sucks.
00:17:26.000 It's not fun to play.
00:17:29.000 You know, if you've ever played the new Battlefront games, they're just ass.
00:17:33.000 It's literally more fun to play the PlayStation 2 version from like 10,000 years ago.
00:17:40.000 And that's because it's like a robot could have made that game.
00:17:43.000 They could have just plugged in AI and said, like, shit out a Star Wars game that will make money.
00:17:48.000 But it's not fun.
00:17:50.000 There's no, like, soul in it.
00:17:51.000 Now, that's the same with the Mandalorian show.
00:17:54.000 It's just like side quests the show.
00:17:57.000 Oh, he's got to get a thing.
00:17:59.000 Oh, you know, now this happened.
00:18:02.000 Now Jawas took the parts to his ship.
00:18:06.000 Now he's got to get the thing to trade for the ship.
00:18:08.000 Oh, well, now he's on the ship.
00:18:11.000 And now he's got to collect the reward.
00:18:13.000 I don't know.
00:18:14.000 It's just like not a good show.
00:18:15.000 There's no character development.
00:18:17.000 He doesn't take the helmet off.
00:18:19.000 How do you work with that, right?
00:18:20.000 I mean, how do you have a lead who doesn't take the helmet?
00:18:23.000 You can't even see his face.
00:18:24.000 How could he even really act?
00:18:26.000 So, I did not like that show.
00:18:30.000 And if they do a Darth Maul show, or even the Obi-Wan show, they got to do it the right way.
00:18:36.000 They got to hire somebody that knows what they're doing.
00:18:43.000 Let's see, we got two Ninjaginis in chats.
00:18:46.000 I can't see the messages, though.
00:18:48.000 Give me one second, and then I'll click on them, and I will see what the message is.
00:18:51.000 But first, let me just drop this here.
00:18:56.000 See, I'm working with constraints.
00:18:58.000 I got to read chat, I got to talk, and I got a game.
00:19:01.000 There's a lot going on.
00:19:12.000 Guy.
00:19:13.000 So, bro, Nick, you smoke weed?
00:19:17.000 LMFAO.
00:19:18.000 No, I don't smoke weed.
00:19:20.000 I've never smoked anything.
00:19:21.000 I've never smoked cigarettes, cigars, vapes, drugs.
00:19:26.000 I'm not, I don't do substances.
00:19:29.000 Not a substance guy.
00:19:33.000 The reason everyone likes a Mandalorian is because the helmet allows you to self insert.
00:19:38.000 That's stupid.
00:19:41.000 I think people like it because they're just like low IQ animals, basically.
00:19:46.000 Very formulaic.
00:19:47.000 Disney knows which buttons to press.
00:19:51.000 It's an IG unit who is spinning around and shooting a lot of people.
00:19:56.000 That's cool.
00:19:58.000 It's like, that's literally all it is.
00:20:01.000 They put in a stimuli, they get the desired response from NPC, subhuman animals.
00:20:10.000 I mean, that's what it is.
00:20:12.000 And I think everyone kind of gets that, right?
00:20:15.000 Baby Yoda!
00:20:17.000 Baby Yoda can be kind of cute.
00:20:20.000 Like, that's.
00:20:21.000 This is who we're dealing with.
00:20:23.000 People that buy Funko Pops, you know the type.
00:20:28.000 But it's not actually a good show.
00:20:33.000 Now, conversely, we also watched the high school musical show on Disney.
00:20:41.000 High school musical, the musical, the series.
00:20:46.000 We watched, like.
00:20:49.000 Okay, we watched some episodes of that, alright?
00:20:52.000 We watched some episodes.
00:20:53.000 And honestly, you know, it wasn't good.
00:20:56.000 I mean, we were kind of like ironically watching it.
00:20:59.000 We were like jokingly watching it.
00:21:02.000 But it was like kind of interesting for a Disney show.
00:21:05.000 I mean, there were obviously some problematic storylines, you know, some weird degeneracy and things like that.
00:21:11.000 But it was like, it was sort of like refreshing.
00:21:15.000 It wasn't the same like three camera style sitcom that all their shows are.
00:21:21.000 So I was disappointed with Mandalorian.
00:21:25.000 Pleasantly surprised with High School Musical.
00:21:28.000 But I think the real star of the show, of course, is The World According to Jeff Goldblum.
00:21:36.000 You know, that was the show that was the real winner.
00:21:40.000 That was the Grand Slam, The World According to Jeff Goldblum.
00:21:48.000 ZX1 says, OMG, you interacted with the enemy.
00:21:51.000 You are now the enemy.
00:21:53.000 I don't know what that means.
00:21:53.000 Do you mean in Call of Duty?
00:21:59.000 Actual cringe.
00:22:00.000 Cringe, cringe.
00:22:03.000 I'm shutting it down.
00:22:05.000 To be cringe is impossible for me.
00:22:10.000 But when I was talking about the Jeff Goldblum show, I'm being completely ironic, by the way.
00:22:17.000 I don't know what they were thinking with that one.
00:22:19.000 Me and my friends, we put that on for like a minute and we're just like, what the fuck is this?
00:22:24.000 Seriously, if you can pirate it, I don't know, is it against the rules for me to advocate pirating?
00:22:31.000 If you can get it without paying Disney money.
00:22:34.000 And hate watch it, it's pretty funny.
00:22:37.000 The Gold Bloom show.
00:22:39.000 It's the most banal, just like trash show I think I've ever seen in my whole life.
00:22:49.000 The most boomer.
00:22:50.000 Uh oh.
00:22:51.000 A lot going on here, huh?
00:22:58.000 Fuck.
00:23:02.000 Gold Bloom is a pedophile, yeah.
00:23:04.000 Well, that's part of the charm.
00:23:06.000 That's part of the humor is watching this, um,.
00:23:11.000 Watching this.
00:23:15.000 What could you even say about him?
00:23:17.000 Hate filled gremlin.
00:23:18.000 Watching this ugly, sweaty pedophile.
00:23:26.000 And he's doing this banal show about ice cream.
00:23:30.000 Denim.
00:23:32.000 Oh, I'm making my own ice cream.
00:23:34.000 I'm in an RV park.
00:23:35.000 I'm talking to a girl who owns an RV.
00:23:38.000 It's very like.
00:23:40.000 Meta.
00:23:41.000 It's very meta in the sense that Disney's just throwing a pedophile Jewish guy at you and saying, just watch him eat ice cream.
00:23:48.000 Just watch him eat ice cream.
00:23:49.000 They don't even care anymore.
00:23:59.000 You know, it's like they just put Lucifer on the camera.
00:24:02.000 They just put a guy in devil horns.
00:24:07.000 Sucking blood.
00:24:09.000 They're like, here, watch this.
00:24:11.000 So I got a kick out of some of the television.
00:24:16.000 We also saw some movies.
00:24:19.000 We saw.
00:24:21.000 What did we watch?
00:24:22.000 We saw Uncut Gems and Richard Jewell.
00:24:27.000 And I'll probably give a more comprehensive take on that on the show tomorrow.
00:24:31.000 But Uncut Gems, good.
00:24:35.000 Richard Jewell is okay.
00:24:36.000 Ah!
00:24:37.000 Okay, my hand wasn't on the controller.
00:24:39.000 That wasn't my fault.
00:24:43.000 Gold Bloom is fun to watch.
00:24:45.000 Weird, quirky personality.
00:24:46.000 Yeah.
00:24:47.000 Kind of quirky, though.
00:24:48.000 I hate him.
00:24:49.000 I think he's a fucking gross boomer.
00:24:52.000 He's like the epitome of self indulgent boomer, you know?
00:24:56.000 Some smart ass.
00:24:58.000 Oh.
00:25:00.000 Quirky, pithy, quippy boomer.
00:25:03.000 It's like the epitome of that.
00:25:05.000 It'd be like Guy Fieri.
00:25:06.000 But instead of cool food, it's just like boring crap.
00:25:11.000 It's like hanging out with your dad, but you're not related to him, so you don't have any, like, affection.
00:25:16.000 You know what I mean?
00:25:17.000 Like, if you were hanging out with your dad, but you weren't related to him, you'd probably be like, what the fuck with this guy, this boomer, you know?
00:25:24.000 Not that I don't love my dad, but, you know, dealing with boomers.
00:25:30.000 It's like hanging out with your dad at, like, an antique show or the auto show, but you don't have that affection, so it just kind of gets inside.
00:25:36.000 It's like charming for maybe, like, 30 seconds, and then it's like, really with this asshole?
00:25:42.000 So, what do you think of TikTok?
00:25:46.000 I love TikTok.
00:25:50.000 Shalit says, Heard you were talking shit.
00:25:52.000 It'd be your own gamers.
00:25:53.000 Yeah, you're not very good.
00:25:54.000 What is this?
00:25:55.000 What's going on?
00:25:57.000 There's some Xbox overlay that just popped up from my controller here.
00:26:06.000 Fuentes just talked me out of watching Mandalorian and into watching World According to Jeff Goldblum.
00:26:12.000 But only if you hate watching it.
00:26:13.000 You know, I watch The Mandalorian, I'm like, You know, I fucking love Star Wars.
00:26:18.000 So I'm like, I'll see what's up.
00:26:21.000 I'll see, you know, how they did with this.
00:26:24.000 I want to see what happens.
00:26:27.000 And it was ass.
00:26:28.000 But hate watching Mandalorian.
00:26:31.000 Hate watching Jeff Goldblum?
00:26:32.000 Kind of funny, though.
00:26:36.000 It's actually somewhat hard to watch because it is just, like, irritating.
00:26:40.000 Weezer says, Do you have thoughts on the Clone Wars show?
00:26:43.000 I didn't really watch very much of it, but, I mean, it was okay.
00:26:46.000 I'm just not a fan of that style of animation.
00:26:48.000 It's too, like,.
00:26:50.000 I almost prefer a two dimensional cartoon to the CGI cartoon.
00:26:54.000 You know what I mean?
00:26:56.000 There's something about the movements that's just stupid.
00:26:59.000 Like seeing a lightsaber battle, but it's all CGI.
00:27:02.000 It's just stupid.
00:27:03.000 It's like, what am I even doing here?
00:27:04.000 This looks retarded.
00:27:06.000 It looks ridiculous.
00:27:10.000 So I only really get a kick out of the live action stuff.
00:27:14.000 Remington donates a Ninjagini.
00:27:16.000 Thanks a lot, buddy.
00:27:22.000 Wait, which one?
00:27:23.000 The CGI?
00:27:24.000 2003 one.
00:27:26.000 The 2003 one is good, but the other ones, it's okay.
00:27:33.000 CGI cartoons are bad.
00:27:34.000 Yeah, big agree.
00:27:36.000 What's going on?
00:27:40.000 Let's see.
00:27:41.000 What should I do?
00:27:42.000 What class?
00:27:47.000 Watch High School Musical, the Musical, the Series.
00:27:50.000 You know, here's what I will say about High School Musical, the Musical, the Series.
00:27:55.000 It's, you know, obviously it's kind of like a show for girls, you know.
00:28:01.000 In some sense, it is a show that is for girls.
00:28:03.000 But, you know, in watching it, what is refreshing about the show is that the universe orbits around a straight white male once again.
00:28:17.000 A likable straight white male.
00:28:20.000 You know, and to me, that was very refreshing.
00:28:23.000 You know, so even if the show is kind of gay, it's like a musical and.
00:28:27.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:28:27.000 It's like about high school musical.
00:28:29.000 It's about theater.
00:28:30.000 Even if it's a little corny and goofy and maybe you can't enjoy it, I will say that it was refreshing.
00:28:42.000 Because I feel like everything now, I don't have to tell you this, it's about a girl.
00:28:50.000 Oh, she's a femoid, but she's kind of quirky, though.
00:28:54.000 She's got superpowers.
00:28:57.000 The fuck?
00:28:59.000 Oh, there's a girl, but she's like special.
00:29:02.000 Um, you know, or it's about a black guy, or it's about a Jewish guy.
00:29:07.000 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
00:29:09.000 Or it's about a Muslim, or it's about a Chinese person, like Andrew Yang.
00:29:17.000 But in this show, the protagonist is a white male, and he's not like some goofy, like.
00:29:27.000 You know, retard.
00:29:28.000 He's not some asshole.
00:29:30.000 He's actually just like a Chad.
00:29:32.000 He's actually just a straight up guy.
00:29:34.000 And in the show, everybody else is like the.
00:29:38.000 Well, I mean, there is like a Chad guy who's a villain, sort of.
00:29:42.000 But to me, and, and, and, the, and, he's like the main character.
00:29:49.000 And the whole, like, universe of the show revolves around him, revolves around his romantic interest, his role in the show, his family life.
00:30:01.000 And I'm wondering, like, how did they even make that?
00:30:04.000 Some people are wondering, like, how do they make Joker?
00:30:06.000 I'm wondering how they make a kids' show about a straight white guy where it's like, feels like Eurocentric again.
00:30:13.000 You know?
00:30:16.000 So that to me, I was like, okay, Shorty.
00:30:19.000 Now that's, I'm like, now that's one observation.
00:30:22.000 Before, Nick says Disney's based.
00:30:25.000 Like, no, I'm not saying that.
00:30:27.000 But there was that one thing that was sort of noticeable to me.
00:30:31.000 I will say there was like a very explicit gay element in the show, which was like shocking to me because even when I was growing up, Disney did not embrace homosexuality.
00:30:43.000 I mean, they just did it.
00:30:46.000 I grew up with it probably into the.
00:30:49.000 I mean, I was probably watching Disney up until like middle school, you know, and it was just never.
00:30:55.000 They just like ignored it.
00:30:57.000 And in this show, it's like so explicit, and I would say pretty heavily it's in there, you know?
00:31:04.000 And to me, that was like shocking.
00:31:06.000 I mean, obviously, we know everything's global homo these days.
00:31:09.000 We know that that's, you know, just kind of how it goes, that it's in everything.
00:31:14.000 It's in the commercials.
00:31:15.000 It's in the movies.
00:31:16.000 It's in the shows.
00:31:17.000 I mean, like, so that much is not surprising.
00:31:20.000 But in a Disney show, that it was so explicit and heavy, I was like, bruh, this is like shocking to me.
00:31:29.000 Not shocking, like, surprising, but just sort of like jarring and unsettling, I guess.
00:31:36.000 Which you got to imagine.
00:31:37.000 It's like a kids' show, and people are watching.
00:31:39.000 Oh, that's.
00:31:40.000 Well, it's kind of like a complicated thing because, on the one hand, it's a show about theater and theaters for gay people.
00:31:50.000 Like, we all went to high school, probably, and we all know who was in theater.
00:31:50.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:57.000 There were girls and boys.
00:31:59.000 We all know the kind of boys that were in theater flamboyant, you know, gay people.
00:32:05.000 So, you know, to me, as far as realism goes, like, in this show, it didn't, like, bother me as much as it otherwise might have.
00:32:14.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:32:15.000 Because it's a show about theater, so it's like, oh, they have a gay theater kid.
00:32:19.000 You know, to me, it's not like this is a stretch.
00:32:21.000 It's not like that's not, that's.
00:32:24.000 It's not like that's out of place as compared to other things where they just throw it in there or whatever.
00:32:30.000 But by the same token, it is a children's show.
00:32:34.000 So that they put it in there and its acceptance and its normalization, that's where it becomes problematic.
00:32:41.000 Obviously.
00:32:43.000 So I will say it's sort of a nuanced take.
00:32:46.000 I'm not saying it's still unacceptable.
00:32:48.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:32:48.000 It's still unacceptable.
00:32:50.000 It has no place in there.
00:32:52.000 Ostensibly, this is a show for children.
00:32:54.000 And so.
00:32:55.000 You know, let's not forget that homosexuality is a sin.
00:32:58.000 And so, normalizing, promoting, condoning that in a children's show is not good, to say the least.
00:33:06.000 It's bad.
00:33:07.000 But, you know, as an adult watching it, I'm like, you know, it's like, well, it is a show about theater.
00:33:17.000 But obviously, it doesn't have a place if the target audience is young people.
00:33:23.000 Because I actually, you know, I take sort of the unpopular opinion in this crowd that I actually don't entirely mind degeneracy in adult media if it serves the story.
00:33:38.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:33:40.000 For example, when Joker came out, a lot of people on the internet were complaining about how Arthur has a black girlfriend.
00:33:49.000 And to me, that actually made a lot of sense.
00:33:51.000 People are saying, oh, this is more social engineering propaganda.
00:33:55.000 But to me, it actually made sense because.
00:33:58.000 The movie takes place in 1980.
00:33:59.000 This is a time when race mixed couples were still, you know, outside the norm.
00:34:05.000 It was not normative.
00:34:07.000 And so that only highlighted that this guy was an outsider, you know?
00:34:12.000 Race mixed couples were outsiders, and he was an outsider.
00:34:16.000 It went to show that even his relationship, there was something that was, you know, not all the way there with it.
00:34:24.000 You know, it wasn't mainstream, it was not normative.
00:34:28.000 And so a lot of people, oh, that's no good, whatever.
00:34:31.000 But I said, in the context of the story, it actually could make sense.
00:34:36.000 There actually could be a valid reason for this.
00:34:40.000 And so I see a lot of television, you can sort of understand where it's coming from.
00:34:48.000 But that's obviously for adults who have the power of discernment, not for children.
00:34:54.000 I would want to see, if I'm watching a crime show, you're going to see murderers and drugs and things like that.
00:34:59.000 But you don't show kids.
00:35:02.000 Drugs and murder.
00:35:03.000 You know, that's the same sort of principle with all the social engineering stuff.
00:35:08.000 So.
00:35:15.000 Like, I wouldn't take that same take if Joker was a children's movie.
00:35:21.000 That's a difference.
00:35:26.000 And also, and it's not even just about children in that case, but also it's about context.
00:35:31.000 You know, and like, it's one thing to have a movie and maybe there's a reason for it, blah, blah, blah.
00:35:37.000 It's a created universe.
00:35:39.000 But it's another thing when it's like, oh, you know, eat KFC.
00:35:43.000 You remember the Australian advertisement?
00:35:46.000 White guy is an idiot, and they go in for the kiss cam, and the white girl kisses the black guy.
00:35:53.000 White people are idiots.
00:35:55.000 EKSC.
00:35:56.000 You know, that kind of shit is obviously repulsive in its own right, and it's sort of an anti white agenda in advertisements.
00:36:06.000 But if it's not part of that agenda, then it's, you know, if it's part of the story.
00:36:10.000 Anyway, I think you get what I'm saying there.
00:36:14.000 I think you get it.
00:36:24.000 I'm pretending that this is Iran right now.
00:36:31.000 Nick needs to collaborate with PewDiePie.
00:36:34.000 Yeah, let me get right on that.
00:36:34.000 Oh, do I?
00:36:37.000 Hey, PewDiePie.
00:36:39.000 Let's collab, bro.
00:36:41.000 I'm sure that is feasible.
00:36:44.000 Definitely plausible that PewDiePie would collaborate with me.
00:36:49.000 Yeah, makes sense.
00:36:52.000 Good idea.
00:36:55.000 Oh, I'm just getting destroyed.
00:36:58.000 I'm not paying attention.
00:37:00.000 That's the problem.
00:37:01.000 What's going on?
00:37:04.000 Why can't I bring up the scoreboard?
00:37:08.000 There it is.
00:37:20.000 Bruh.
00:37:23.000 2X says, I'm PewDiePie's manager, accepts your collaboration invite.
00:37:27.000 Oh, cool.
00:37:28.000 Thanks.
00:37:35.000 Didn't the ADL write an article on him when he name dropped ER?
00:37:38.000 Yes, that did happen.
00:37:42.000 You're pretty good, King.
00:37:43.000 Thanks.
00:37:52.000 Owned?
00:37:53.000 Oh!
00:37:55.000 Whoops.
00:37:57.000 Killed myself.
00:37:59.000 Hey, Nick, what's your thoughts on the movie The Irishman?
00:38:01.000 I haven't seen it yet.
00:38:03.000 I have not found four hours to commit to that movie.
00:38:22.000 Bruh.
00:38:27.000 You're hot, Nick.
00:38:28.000 Thanks, bro.
00:38:28.000 No homo.
00:38:31.000 Thanks, dude.
00:38:33.000 Thanks for saying I'm hot, bro.
00:38:38.000 Ha ha ha!
00:38:39.000 Eat shit!
00:38:41.000 Aw, man.
00:38:42.000 Aw, jeez.
00:38:44.000 That was a great headshot.
00:38:45.000 Yo, Stempy in chat?
00:38:47.000 Stempy says, Awa?
00:38:50.000 Awa?
00:38:51.000 What's up, gamer?
00:38:54.000 Eat shit?
00:38:58.000 I'm done with TV shows and movies.
00:39:00.000 I just see.
00:39:01.000 Okay.
00:39:02.000 Bad optics moment.
00:39:06.000 Ha ha ha!
00:39:07.000 Yeah.
00:39:08.000 No.
00:39:12.000 We're gonna win this, bro.
00:39:15.000 Ah, geez.
00:39:17.000 Ah, geez.
00:39:22.000 Whataburger review?
00:39:23.000 Yo, Whataburger was trash.
00:39:25.000 Texas.
00:39:26.000 Doesn't know how to make hamburgers.
00:39:29.000 I'm so glad Whataburger sucked.
00:39:32.000 You know, because these Texas people, whoa, whoa, I'm from Texas.
00:39:36.000 Oh, I'm from Texas.
00:39:37.000 Yeah, shut up.
00:39:40.000 And they don't even, yeah, so it was great to eat that burger and be like, oh, no, no.
00:39:46.000 You know, you don't know what you're doing.
00:39:48.000 It was bad.
00:39:49.000 Sucks.
00:39:51.000 Did not like Whataburger one bit.
00:39:54.000 Bad.
00:39:56.000 Not a fan.
00:39:59.000 Didn't like it.
00:40:00.000 The fries sucked.
00:40:01.000 The burger sucked.
00:40:03.000 Fat rights has subscribed to far right.
00:40:06.000 Okay.
00:40:08.000 Let's see.
00:40:09.000 Aiming stability.
00:40:12.000 No.
00:40:13.000 So, yeah, I did not.
00:40:14.000 Look, I just didn't like it, okay?
00:40:16.000 Don't get mad at me.
00:40:17.000 I just didn't like it.
00:40:18.000 Didn't like it.
00:40:20.000 Didn't like Whataburger.
00:40:21.000 But Inn Out, I went to Inn Out three times when I was where I was.
00:40:27.000 When I was where I was.
00:40:29.000 And I love In N Out.
00:40:30.000 I'll never get tired of In N Out.
00:40:31.000 It's my favorite by far.
00:40:34.000 But yeah, Whataburger was bad.
00:40:45.000 What didn't you like about Whataburger?
00:40:47.000 The taste, the burger, the quality was just bad.
00:40:57.000 I was like, you know what?
00:40:58.000 I'll try the Whataburger.
00:41:00.000 I'll give it a shot.
00:41:03.000 And it was bad.
00:41:04.000 It sucked.
00:41:04.000 And it was bad.
00:41:06.000 What game is this?
00:41:07.000 Hardpoint?
00:41:11.000 What game is this?
00:41:12.000 Call of Duty?
00:41:27.000 Whoa!
00:41:28.000 I knew that was going to happen.
00:41:28.000 Damn it.
00:41:30.000 Have you ever eaten it?
00:41:31.000 Fud Ruckers.
00:41:32.000 Yeah, Fud Ruckers is pretty trash, frankly.
00:41:35.000 If I'm being honest, it's not good.
00:41:44.000 Why it's in the water?
00:41:52.000 I don't love Fud Rockers.
00:41:55.000 I used to like it when I was a kid.
00:41:57.000 Oh!
00:41:57.000 Ah!
00:42:05.000 whenever i ate at fudrucker's my mother always used to tell me you should enjoy it one day you'll have to eat at whataburger no i won't ma i'm going to in-and-out Joker brain?
00:42:28.000 Joker brain?
00:42:30.000 When Joker is your brain?
00:42:33.000 All I know is Joker dialogue.
00:42:36.000 Yo, thanks for the Ninjagini, big money wagey, much appreciated.
00:42:44.000 You should enjoy it.
00:42:46.000 One day you'll have to eat it.
00:42:47.000 What a burger!
00:42:49.000 No, I won't, Ma!
00:42:52.000 I fucking love it.
00:42:53.000 I've just been watching that so many times since it came.
00:42:56.000 It's not as on YouTube, all the clips are out on YouTube, so I've just been schmooting to that.
00:43:07.000 How?
00:43:09.000 How?
00:43:14.000 Eat shit.
00:43:27.000 Damn.
00:43:29.000 Yo, Jaden and Chad?
00:43:30.000 Jaden says, yo.
00:43:32.000 What's up, Jaden?
00:43:36.000 Ah.
00:43:37.000 Damn it.
00:43:39.000 He won the Golden Globe.
00:43:40.000 Yeah, Congration.
00:43:42.000 Congration, you done it.
00:43:51.000 Whoops.
00:43:52.000 Ah, he's behind me.
00:44:05.000 Oh!
00:44:06.000 Come on!
00:44:15.000 That uncut gems movie was really good.
00:44:21.000 I didn't see him laying there.
00:44:25.000 That's so cheap.
00:44:27.000 Well, I'm gonna lay down.
00:44:30.000 This is war.
00:44:31.000 You can't lay down.
00:44:33.000 Show me your war face.
00:44:43.000 Just happened.
00:44:47.000 There's no laying down in war.
00:44:50.000 Fight far right says don't read my SC, gay, but Portillo's for the win.
00:44:56.000 Portillo's for the win.
00:44:59.000 Epic win.
00:45:08.000 Eat shit?
00:45:22.000 We're playing against Iran right now.
00:45:24.000 America versus Iran.
00:45:35.000 Oh.
00:45:49.000 Oh, I think I saw an Iranian.
00:45:51.000 Yep, there he is.
00:45:54.000 That's for America.
00:45:58.000 Another Iranian.
00:46:00.000 Shit, they got me.
00:46:02.000 Which friend from Friends is your favorite?
00:46:04.000 I like Joey.
00:46:05.000 Nobody eats Joey's food.
00:46:07.000 Oh, whoops.
00:46:12.000 Shit.
00:46:15.000 What the heck?
00:46:18.000 My favorite is Kramer.
00:46:32.000 no no no no no no no no no no nice ah really it's okay nick you died for israel ah he said israel
00:47:04.000 shit.
00:47:07.000 When America's.
00:47:09.000 I can't read that.
00:47:10.000 They're gonna get mad at me if I say that.
00:47:17.000 We're getting killed by Iran here.
00:47:21.000 Yeah.
00:47:22.000 Eat shit, Iran?
00:47:35.000 Another dead Iranian.
00:47:36.000 Oh, another dead Iranian.
00:47:39.000 I'm gonna kill another one.
00:47:43.000 I'm just racking them up.
00:47:44.000 Racking up dead Persians.
00:47:49.000 Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
00:47:50.000 It's a joke.
00:47:51.000 Oh, is that an Iranian cultural heritage site?
00:47:54.000 Uh oh.
00:47:54.000 Bah!
00:47:57.000 Is that a 1,000 year old Iranian heritage site?
00:48:01.000 Now it's rubble.
00:48:08.000 I think I see the noble Kassam Soleimani.
00:48:20.000 There he is.
00:48:21.000 Got him.
00:48:22.000 Mission accomplished.
00:48:27.000 I'm going to RPG 52 Iranian cultural heritage sites.
00:48:32.000 No military targets, just heritage sites.
00:48:37.000 Just UNESCO protected heritage sites.
00:48:42.000 Uh oh, look.
00:48:43.000 A thousand year old Persian monument.
00:48:47.000 Ashes, rubble, just like Palmyra.
00:49:01.000 Uh-oh, there he is.
00:49:10.000 Plagued Reloaded says Iran's tranny boomers are accurate.
00:49:14.000 I can't finish it.
00:49:16.000 My boomer parents hate you.
00:49:18.000 Speech something, blah, blah, blah.
00:49:21.000 Hot dog says RV girls based.
00:49:24.000 I don't know what that means.
00:49:25.000 I don't know what any of this means.
00:49:35.000 The Black Cube is next.
00:49:37.000 Don't even make jokes about the Black Cube, bro.
00:49:41.000 Another dead Iranian soldier.
00:49:44.000 This is jokes, by the way.
00:49:45.000 I am kidding.
00:49:46.000 I'm not trying to spread hatred, just memeing about the Iran conflict, alright?
00:49:52.000 Don't want to get banned for hate speech or anything.
00:49:55.000 I love Iranians.
00:49:56.000 Iranians are great.
00:49:57.000 But we're just making comedy jokes.
00:50:01.000 Did you know Ryan Dawson is a Kremlin shill?
00:50:04.000 No, I did not.
00:50:05.000 Thoughtline says press B to bomb Iranian heritage sites.
00:50:08.000 Based?
00:50:11.000 I see another one.
00:50:14.000 There is a member of the cowardly IRGC working behind that corner.
00:50:28.000 Just memeing, unsubbed, wanna die?
00:50:37.000 Are there.
00:50:39.000 I'm not gonna say that.
00:50:40.000 I'm not gonna say that.
00:50:41.000 Man, terms of service are so gay.
00:50:43.000 Let me become who I am.
00:50:49.000 I'm about to become who I am in this bitch.
00:51:17.000 Oh, another Iranian who will not submit.
00:51:28.000 Whoa!
00:51:32.000 Got him.
00:51:33.000 Clean, clean shot.
00:51:37.000 There it is.
00:51:39.000 Follow your leader, IRGC Grunt.
00:51:50.000 member of the Kud's force.
00:52:07.000 That's our guy Ah!
00:52:18.000 Shit.
00:52:20.000 We did it.
00:52:21.000 We defeated Iran.
00:52:27.000 Iran will never defeat the West.
00:52:31.000 They will never destroy our freedom.
00:52:34.000 Hey, Nick, what are you doing with that RPG?
00:52:38.000 Just destroying cultural heritage sites.
00:52:50.000 Didn't stand a chance.
00:52:52.000 Iran didn't stand a chance.
00:52:56.000 Cradler says your Groyper summit speech won over mom.
00:53:00.000 Based?
00:53:03.000 Glad mom liked the speech.
00:53:13.000 I don't want to play anymore.
00:53:15.000 I don't want to play anymore of this.
00:53:19.000 Excuse me.
00:53:23.000 Hmm.
00:53:40.000 What else did I unlock?
00:53:43.000 I feel like I unlocked another thing.
00:53:47.000 Marshall says he was a Lutheran, but did Bismarck serve order?
00:53:52.000 Yes, he did.
00:53:54.000 Kud's force literally means the Jerusalem force.
00:53:57.000 Kind of funny, though.
00:53:59.000 Call Nick Alexander the Great for how bad he slayed those Persians.
00:54:04.000 Nick, thoughts on.
00:54:05.000 Whoops, scroll down.
00:54:07.000 The problem is the chat moves too quickly, so things are just like flying up.
00:54:15.000 C says, Nick on DLive be like, I gotta read dumb shit for $1.
00:54:19.000 Yeah, for real.
00:54:25.000 If the USA wants to make your country gay, you have no choice.
00:54:28.000 Deal with it, fag.
00:54:28.000 Yeah, actually.
00:54:36.000 Imagine how humiliating that would be.
00:54:39.000 America beats you in a war and then you're gay forever.
00:54:42.000 Yeah, sorry.
00:54:43.000 Sorry, don't threaten America ever again.
00:54:46.000 Do not threaten me or America ever again.
00:54:53.000 Nick, is Gervais now our guy after the boomer tier based speeches?
00:54:57.000 No, that was cringe.
00:55:04.000 Anybody that's on the Golden Globes is not challenging the system, obviously.
00:55:09.000 But, you know, they throw him a bone.
00:55:11.000 He joked about Jeffrey Epstein.
00:55:14.000 Our guy?
00:55:16.000 No, idiot.
00:55:18.000 No, no, dumb, dumb, dumb.
00:55:23.000 How would you do these?
00:55:47.000 America already so gay and cucked you have to bring you down to my level.
00:55:52.000 We're going to do with Iran.
00:55:54.000 We're going to go to Russia and say, I took your white knight and we brought him down to our level.
00:56:00.000 About Iran.
00:56:04.000 That's funny.
00:56:05.000 Sony says, thoughts on RuneScape nationalism?
00:56:08.000 Nope.
00:56:11.000 Nope.
00:56:11.000 Bye.
00:56:12.000 Bye.
00:56:14.000 Maybe you shouldn't have been cringe, bitch.
00:56:16.000 Bye.
00:56:17.000 RuneScape nationalism?
00:56:19.000 How about thoughts on being cringe?
00:56:21.000 Oh, you know a lot about that.
00:56:23.000 You probably have a lot of thoughts on that, considering you are cringe!
00:56:29.000 RuneScape nationalism?
00:56:30.000 Do you not like nationalism?
00:56:35.000 Pooh.
00:56:35.000 Your content is literally garbage, dude.
00:56:38.000 Trash.
00:56:39.000 You're trash.
00:56:41.000 You'll never be anything.
00:56:44.000 You will never amount to anything.
00:56:47.000 That was a little overkill.
00:56:47.000 I'm just kidding.
00:56:59.000 Banned for being cringe, yeah.
00:57:02.000 Nick, you got.
00:57:03.000 Oh, yeah, okay.
00:57:04.000 So I see that.
00:57:05.000 I see you.
00:57:06.000 Whoa!
00:57:08.000 Let me cop those points.
00:57:11.000 Cop that XP.
00:57:13.000 Bye bye.
00:57:13.000 Bye.
00:57:14.000 Take his coat.
00:57:15.000 Oh, I thought that was my guy.
00:57:17.000 Whoops.
00:57:25.000 Shit, I'm reading chat.
00:57:30.000 Yeah, I've never played RuneScape.
00:57:32.000 I don't really understand.
00:57:33.000 I see it on the computer.
00:57:34.000 I don't really understand it.
00:57:36.000 It's a little before my time, you know, Zoomer.
00:57:41.000 Being a Zoomer and all.
00:57:44.000 Uh oh.
00:57:52.000 Don't worry, bro.
00:57:53.000 Got him.
00:57:54.000 I thought that was an enemy.
00:57:54.000 Ah!
00:58:12.000 Another IRGC soldier slaughtered.
00:58:33.000 Oh, whoa, whoa!
00:58:34.000 Shit.
00:58:48.000 Bruh.
00:58:52.000 Going in.
00:58:56.000 Where is he?
00:58:57.000 Where is he?
00:58:58.000 Ah!
00:58:58.000 Seriously?
00:59:01.000 They should just ban the devices like that.
00:59:05.000 It's just not fair.
00:59:08.000 Oh!
00:59:15.000 Like I hid this little trinket and now you're dead Ugh!
00:59:38.000 Nick going into houses in Tehran, yeah, for real.
00:59:44.000 Idiot, yeah, didn't see me coming over there, did you?
00:59:50.000 Tell me.
00:59:51.000 This is my checkpoint.
00:59:58.000 That's me.
00:59:59.000 This is how I win.
01:00:11.000 Bruh!
01:00:12.000 Damn it.
01:00:15.000 I thought that was a guy.
01:00:17.000 Whoa!
01:00:18.000 Sorry, guy.
01:00:20.000 Bruh!
01:00:24.000 Nick is bad at this game.
01:00:26.000 Oh, he got muted.
01:00:27.000 Okay.
01:00:28.000 I thought I was going to have to go in and do it.
01:00:29.000 Thanks.
01:00:30.000 Thanks for that, Soviet Henry.
01:00:33.000 Good catch.
01:00:34.000 Good eye.
01:00:37.000 Problem is, I keep looking at chat, so it's like, if you don't give it your full attention, you can't really excel.
01:00:45.000 There's a lesson in this.
01:01:05.000 Are you kidding me?
01:01:10.000 Zoomer Clip says, Nick, you're good at this game.
01:01:12.000 Thanks, bro.
01:01:13.000 Thanks, buddy.
01:01:16.000 Seriously?
01:01:18.000 Nick, Stempy will be returning in five minutes.
01:01:20.000 Okay, thank you.
01:01:24.000 Thank you for that.
01:01:28.000 Oh, here's somebody.
01:01:32.000 Bruh.
01:01:34.000 Are you kidding?
01:01:34.000 I fucking hate this game.
01:01:44.000 I hate this game.
01:01:45.000 I don't want to play anymore.
01:02:18.000 Okay.
01:02:25.000 I think it's already time for GTA.
01:02:27.000 I think it's already time for you to shut up.
01:02:30.000 Oh, it's time for another game now.
01:02:32.000 Shut the fuck up.
01:02:35.000 This game is inconsistent.
01:02:37.000 I don't know what that means.
01:02:47.000 Digging the beard, Mac, thanks.
01:02:55.000 Shit, fucking fag camper.
01:03:01.000 Campers get the, uh, you know, they get the handshake.
01:03:06.000 I'm gonna take your package.
01:03:07.000 I'm gonna take your package, you stupid bitch.
01:03:10.000 Ah, shit.
01:03:11.000 The guy spotted me.
01:03:16.000 He's gonna want his package.
01:03:17.000 You're not gonna get your package, bitch.
01:03:19.000 I'm taking your killstreak.
01:03:22.000 Yeah, suck me, dude.
01:03:24.000 Precision airstrike, bro.
01:03:24.000 Yeah!
01:03:31.000 We got your shit.
01:03:36.000 Oh, how do I do this?
01:03:40.000 What the fuck?
01:03:41.000 How do I deploy?
01:03:42.000 How do I deploy this?
01:03:47.000 Whatever, let's just do it in the middle of the thing.
01:03:57.000 Boo.
01:03:59.000 No kills.
01:03:59.000 Boo.
01:04:02.000 I got one, I guess.
01:04:03.000 I think that's the UAV assist.
01:04:14.000 Uh oh.
01:04:23.000 Ah!
01:04:24.000 Ah!
01:04:24.000 Well, I got it, but I secured it.
01:04:32.000 Shit.
01:04:39.000 Well, none of the checkpoints are even outside, so that's kind of what makes it difficult.
01:05:09.000 Bruh!
01:05:35.000 AHHHHHH COME ON!
01:05:55.000 We were doing so good a second ago.
01:05:57.000 We're doing well, I should say.
01:06:13.000 Nice. Nice placement there.
01:06:35.000 Ah!
01:06:36.000 Guy right behind me.
01:06:44.000 This game sucks.
01:06:45.000 I hate this game.
01:07:28.000 Yeah, is there anything...
01:07:29.000 Are there any other games in Call of Duty that I can play?
01:07:37.000 I don't suck.
01:08:03.000 I'm tired, dude.
01:08:05.000 I'm hitting the wall.
01:08:05.000 It's been a long day.
01:08:09.000 ZoomerClip says, Bro, I wasn't even sick.
01:08:12.000 They said you were sick, dude.
01:08:13.000 Bake said you were sick.
01:08:16.000 Koki says, Grape Fanta, your 2% is showing, yeah.
01:08:23.000 Funny, funny, funny.
01:08:25.000 Wow, damn, bro.
01:08:26.000 You got the whole squad laughing.
01:08:40.000 ASMR beard check.
01:08:41.000 Can you hear it?
01:08:41.000 Can you hear the beard?
01:08:43.000 When I stroke the beard, can you hear it?
01:08:51.000 Sincerely hope your break was a good one, big guy.
01:08:54.000 I sincerely thank you for that.
01:08:56.000 Thank you.
01:08:59.000 Excuse me.
01:09:04.000 What should I play that's not frustrating?
01:09:10.000 Every game is frustrating because I am bad at every game.
01:09:37.000 Zoomer says I was so allergic from that cat.
01:09:39.000 Yeah, relating.
01:09:41.000 Play a game you like.
01:09:43.000 Oh, great idea, dude.
01:09:46.000 Accept the game of life.
01:09:48.000 Yeah, true.
01:09:50.000 You should go to an anime convention with Baked and Catboy Cami.
01:09:53.000 Nah, not really my scene.
01:09:58.000 Civ 5 is pretty chill.
01:09:59.000 Yeah, but we don't really have time to start up a whole game, you know.
01:10:04.000 You need to find something casual.
01:10:06.000 Yeah, are there any good casual games out there?
01:10:08.000 Any good casual games you guys know of?
01:10:11.000 That are good.
01:10:16.000 I'm looking at my library right now, trying to see if there's anything chill.
01:10:26.000 It's in the itching state.
01:10:26.000 It itches.
01:10:28.000 That's why I'm touching it so much.
01:10:29.000 It's very itchy right now.
01:10:34.000 GTA is pretty casual.
01:10:35.000 Yeah, I'm kind of sick of that game.
01:10:37.000 I don't really want to play that.
01:10:47.000 Sims?
01:10:48.000 I don't have Sims.
01:10:59.000 Oh, my neck hurts so bad.
01:11:03.000 I was on the plane.
01:11:04.000 I hate sleeping on the plane.
01:11:06.000 It makes my whole body hurt.
01:11:10.000 Play PUBG Zombies with the chat.
01:11:12.000 I will never play a game with the chat.
01:11:14.000 That will never happen.
01:11:19.000 All right.
01:11:20.000 Forget I asked.
01:11:21.000 Forget I asked.
01:11:22.000 I'll think of something.
01:11:22.000 I'll think of something.
01:11:24.000 Nibblas be given suggestions.
01:11:27.000 Don't try me.
01:11:28.000 Let's see.
01:11:29.000 Should I play.
01:11:31.000 Maybe I'll play.
01:11:35.000 I think I will just play Grand Theft Auto.
01:11:35.000 You know, whatever.
01:11:37.000 Forget it.
01:11:38.000 I'll just play that.
01:11:45.000 I just closed down all my other apps so it'll run better.
01:12:14.000 All these comments are just making me spurg out.
01:12:16.000 They're all triggering my autism.
01:12:32.000 What's going on on Twitter?
01:12:34.000 Anything cool happening on Twitter?
01:12:38.000 You guys want to watch the weekly slat?
01:12:40.000 I don't know if I can even play it.
01:12:43.000 Because Beardson already took it down.
01:12:45.000 He gave me the link, though.
01:12:46.000 I really want to watch it, though.
01:12:48.000 I want to watch it because I was on the plane when it was on.
01:12:52.000 But I don't know if he would appreciate me playing it on stream and making money off of it.
01:13:14.000 Alright, I'm loading up GTA now.
01:13:18.000 ZoomerClips posted the Bob I ran clip, and people are mad.
01:13:24.000 People are mad.
01:13:31.000 People get.
01:13:32.000 It's just the internet, people.
01:13:33.000 It's so funny to me how mad people get so upset.
01:13:39.000 Don't make that joke.
01:13:41.000 It's not funny.
01:13:43.000 It's like you should just grow up.
01:13:46.000 Stop crying like a little baby.
01:13:53.000 Here, I'll pull up the clip in question.
01:13:55.000 You could be the judge.
01:13:56.000 Tell me if it's funny or if it's really offensive.
01:13:59.000 Let's see.
01:14:00.000 Window capture.
01:14:02.000 Bop, bop, bop.
01:14:03.000 Bing, bong.
01:14:06.000 We do.
01:14:14.000 Okay, this is a clip.
01:14:16.000 Let me just hide.
01:14:17.000 Whoops!
01:14:20.000 Hide my bookmarks.
01:14:21.000 You don't need to see my bookmarks.
01:14:24.000 What even are my.
01:14:24.000 Oh, yeah, okay.
01:14:26.000 Nothing bad.
01:14:27.000 I had a bookmark recently which was less than optical.
01:14:32.000 I'll leave it to your imagination what that was.
01:14:35.000 But, anyway.
01:14:41.000 I'm just racking them up.
01:14:42.000 Racking up dead Persians.
01:14:47.000 Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, it's a joke.
01:14:49.000 Oh, is that another dead Iranian?
01:14:54.000 Oh, another dead Iranian?
01:14:57.000 I'm just racking them up, racking up dead Persians.
01:15:06.000 Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, it's a joke.
01:15:09.000 Oh, is that an Iranian cultural heritage site?
01:15:11.000 Bah!
01:15:12.000 Uh oh, is that a 1,000 year old Iranian heritage site?
01:15:18.000 Now it's rubble.
01:15:25.000 I think I see the noble Kassam Soleimani.
01:15:34.000 It's so funny because the intent is obvious.
01:15:37.000 If you're not like a baby, the intent is obvious.
01:15:42.000 It's meant to be deliberately obnoxious and retarded.
01:15:44.000 People are like, yeah.
01:15:46.000 This is not cool, big guy.
01:15:48.000 Somebody with the Iranian flag.
01:15:51.000 Not cool.
01:15:52.000 That is really not cool.
01:15:54.000 Cultural heritage, UNESCO cultural heritage sites are not a joke, man.
01:15:59.000 Bye.
01:16:01.000 Just curious do you have an original thought in your brain, or do you just live off the end of Nick's cock?
01:16:06.000 Really offended.
01:16:07.000 Rich Piana Fuentes style is really upset.
01:16:10.000 Really bent out of shape about that one.
01:16:13.000 It's a funny clip.
01:16:14.000 Just relax.
01:16:15.000 Just relax.
01:16:16.000 Just a joke.
01:16:16.000 Just laugh.
01:16:31.000 You think Nick is racist?
01:16:32.000 Explain this.
01:16:34.000 Africa unlocked.
01:16:36.000 Pretty funny, though.
01:16:46.000 For real?
01:16:47.000 For real, yeah.
01:16:49.000 For real.
01:16:50.000 Not a lot of free thinkers anymore.
01:16:51.000 Yeah, because all the free thinkers get harassed by normals.
01:16:56.000 Cat years stay on during 2020.
01:16:58.000 Yeah, damn right they do.
01:17:01.000 Oh, hey, thanks, Patrick.
01:17:02.000 Not sure what about.
01:17:03.000 Very ominous, very foreboding.
01:17:05.000 Nick just started streaming.
01:17:07.000 Not sure what about.
01:17:13.000 Oh, thanks, guys.
01:17:14.000 Everybody's so nice.
01:17:15.000 I stream.
01:17:17.000 People retweet it.
01:17:18.000 They say, hey.
01:17:22.000 That's from the sweat, I guess.
01:17:23.000 I didn't watch it today, but I got to watch it.
01:17:27.000 I'll watch it after this is over.
01:17:32.000 Hmm.
01:17:44.000 This meme is pretty funny.
01:17:46.000 Hard times create Sean.
01:17:48.000 Sean creates good times.
01:17:50.000 Good times create Sean.
01:17:52.000 Sean creates hard times.
01:17:56.000 That's funny.
01:17:57.000 That is funny stuff.
01:17:59.000 Okay, that is funny stuff.
01:18:05.000 All right, well, I'm going to get my GTA set up here.
01:18:08.000 It looks like it's loaded.
01:18:10.000 Wow, that was a pretty quick loading time.
01:18:16.000 Usually it takes forever.
01:18:18.000 Let me just get rid of this.
01:18:21.000 Boop.
01:18:25.000 Wait a sec.
01:18:27.000 Do this.
01:18:28.000 Boop.
01:18:30.000 Did you see the Cammie and Sean and Lucas room edits?
01:18:33.000 I did not.
01:18:40.000 I just have to change this to full screen and then we're good.
01:18:53.000 Is this not?
01:18:53.000 Why is this not working?
01:19:00.000 The fuck?
01:19:01.000 Why isn't this working?
01:19:06.000 Bruh!
01:19:08.000 Seriously?
01:19:11.000 Why is my gamepad not working?
01:19:18.000 It's always, always got to be something, right?
01:19:34.000 Is it gonna work now?
01:19:35.000 Why is it not working?
01:19:38.000 I'm gonna kill myself.
01:19:39.000 Seriously?
01:19:40.000 Why?
01:19:47.000 Lose it, man.
01:19:48.000 I'm really gonna lose it.
01:19:53.000 Why?
01:19:53.000 Why is it not working?
01:19:54.000 While I input, what does that even mean?
01:19:58.000 Direct input, Windows, that?
01:20:06.000 What?
01:20:10.000 What is going on?
01:20:29.000 Alright, I'll just restart it.
01:20:42.000 Just got blocked on Instagram by Razor Fist's girlfriend for calling her out that she was simping for you.
01:20:48.000 LOL.
01:20:50.000 That's pretty funny.
01:21:01.000 Good old Razorfist.
01:21:03.000 This is a very serious person.
01:21:04.000 Very serious thinker.
01:21:07.000 Serious intellectual.
01:21:09.000 Content creator.
01:21:14.000 Razorfist!
01:21:15.000 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA It's like, dude, you're shopping in Target right now, okay?
01:21:38.000 Guy's got like a skull, shirt with a skull on it.
01:21:43.000 Ripped black jeans, a chain, black hair.
01:21:47.000 And they're like a customer service at Target.
01:21:49.000 Yeah, can I return this?
01:21:51.000 I know this is 91 days after I purchased it, and the receipt says 90 days, but can I?
01:21:57.000 It's like, dude.
01:22:02.000 Time to grow up.
01:22:03.000 It is time to be an adult.
01:22:03.000 Time to grow up.
01:22:10.000 The fuck's happening?
01:22:11.000 Here we go.
01:22:14.000 Why is my controller not working?
01:22:21.000 Are you serious?
01:22:22.000 I'm mad right now.
01:22:23.000 I'm mad.
01:22:35.000 He's a dumber version of Styx, and Styx isn't even that smart.
01:22:39.000 Well, hey, take it easy.
01:22:40.000 Styx is a friend of the show, okay?
01:22:48.000 He's like a gamer?
01:22:48.000 And he's like, what?
01:22:49.000 I look at his content, I'm like, dude, he's like a gamer, and he's like really into comic books and film.
01:22:57.000 People that are like media junkies.
01:23:01.000 I'm not like a tough guy.
01:23:02.000 Not like I'm beating them up, but it's just like.
01:23:06.000 It's probably the cringiest persona that a person can have.
01:23:10.000 I mean, what you're saying is that you're a consumer.
01:23:13.000 Your identity is consumption.
01:23:16.000 You know, people that they build their identity around that they are, you know, watch a lot of TV, watch a lot of movies, read a lot of comic books, play a lot of video games.
01:23:27.000 You know, these are things that I happen to do.
01:23:29.000 You know, if there's a good movie, I'll check it out for entertainment.
01:23:33.000 You know, if there's a game, I play it on stream.
01:23:36.000 You know, and that's, I see it as like part of my job in a sense.
01:23:40.000 But, you know, these like junkies, media junkies.
01:23:45.000 I'm a nerd.
01:23:46.000 I am a nerd.
01:23:46.000 I am a film nerd.
01:23:48.000 It's like, I just don't understand.
01:23:50.000 I just don't get it.
01:23:51.000 I don't get it.
01:23:54.000 Well, I know a lot about movies.
01:23:56.000 Oh, cool.
01:23:57.000 Cool.
01:23:59.000 Cool.
01:24:01.000 Well, I wonder what his real name is.
01:24:03.000 Well, I don't know if his real name is out there or not, but what if his real name was like.
01:24:09.000 You know, Kyle or something.
01:24:10.000 It's like, okay, Kyle.
01:24:12.000 Call me Razorfest!
01:24:13.000 Yeah, like, okay, Robert.
01:24:16.000 Okay, James.
01:24:17.000 You know, whatever it is.
01:24:18.000 I don't know his name.
01:24:21.000 Call me Razorf.
01:24:22.000 I am the Dark Lord.
01:24:23.000 It's like Vox A with the Dark Lord shit.
01:24:29.000 It's just.
01:24:30.000 Funny.
01:24:31.000 It's just so funny.
01:24:44.000 And I don't even have a look.
01:24:46.000 I don't even have a problem with the guy.
01:24:47.000 I like made fun of him one time mildly, and he got like all bent out of shape about it.
01:24:52.000 It's like I've never talked to the dude.
01:24:54.000 Maybe he's a really nice guy.
01:24:56.000 He probably is.
01:24:56.000 He's probably a really nice guy.
01:24:57.000 He's probably cool.
01:24:59.000 But the, um, but look, the metal thing is just cringe.
01:25:04.000 I will, I will not, I will not concede on this, okay?
01:25:10.000 The problem with me, you know, I got this reputation for a long time as like a bridge burner that I like.
01:25:17.000 Couldn't be friends with anybody, but it's really the opposite.
01:25:20.000 It's like I'm friends even with people who I don't like, even people that are cringe.
01:25:26.000 And then once you're friends, you can't make fun of them.
01:25:28.000 It's like if I don't commit to being your friend, I could just provoke fights all the time, you know, and make fun of people.
01:25:35.000 But it's like, no, I'm friends now, and then once you're friends, then you can't make fun.
01:25:50.000 That's my problem.
01:25:57.000 Whoops.
01:25:58.000 Oh, wait!
01:25:59.000 Almost hit a fellow king there.
01:26:01.000 Oops.
01:26:03.000 Almost hit a king.
01:26:05.000 That was not my intention.
01:26:10.000 Oops.
01:26:11.000 That was an accident.
01:26:12.000 Sorry.
01:26:15.000 Now that was not an accident.
01:26:18.000 Ugly Jew says, I'm such a nice guy as he runs over pedestrians.
01:26:22.000 LOL.
01:26:24.000 That's so funny, dude.
01:26:27.000 I don't know.
01:26:28.000 Maybe I'm just a big jerk.
01:26:30.000 You know that?
01:26:30.000 Maybe I'm just a big jerk.
01:26:39.000 I'm just a disagreeable, not nice guy.
01:26:43.000 I just got a big problem.
01:26:51.000 Whoops.
01:26:52.000 Uh oh.
01:26:56.000 Hey, get your phone out of here.
01:27:05.000 She snitched on me.
01:27:24.000 You are a big jerk, but it's funny.
01:27:26.000 Yeah, I am a jerk.
01:27:28.000 Pros and cons.
01:27:29.000 Ugly Juice says, ha ha, what up?
01:27:30.000 Yo, nothing much, bro.
01:27:31.000 What's up with you, dude?
01:27:33.000 I'm just schmooting.
01:27:35.000 Just schmooting, dude.
01:27:40.000 Walk to the movie theater?
01:27:41.000 Where's the movie theater?
01:27:43.000 The Chinese theater?
01:27:44.000 The Hollywood thing?
01:27:46.000 Excuse me.
01:27:48.000 Excuse me.
01:27:49.000 Thank you.
01:27:57.000 Oh, optics department?
01:27:58.000 Dude, I'm just playing a video game.
01:28:02.000 Schmoot hours, real schmooting.
01:28:05.000 She was tweeting about Nick being a neocon.
01:28:07.000 Who was?
01:28:08.000 Who was tweeting about me being a neocon?
01:28:11.000 Oh, the girl.
01:28:13.000 I understand.
01:28:14.000 understand now.
01:28:50.000 Nick, you should play Postal 2.
01:28:52.000 Stop telling me what I should play, please.
01:28:55.000 We got to turn on music.
01:29:07.000 Stop telling Nick what to play and just vibe.
01:29:09.000 Yeah.
01:29:09.000 Relating.
01:29:10.000 Uh oh.
01:29:13.000 They're right on my tail.
01:29:18.000 Who's Razorfist's girlfriend?
01:29:20.000 Some like Latina.
01:29:21.000 She actually unfollowed me on Twitter or something.
01:29:24.000 Because she did used to stand me.
01:29:27.000 And then Razorfist got real bent out of shape because I criticized his costume.
01:29:33.000 And then I think he told her, he was like, You have to unfollow him right now!
01:29:39.000 You have to unfollow him right now.
01:29:41.000 He made fun of my outfit.
01:29:44.000 Unfollow that boy.
01:29:46.000 He made fun of me.
01:29:48.000 And she was like, okay.
01:29:51.000 Okay, Razor.
01:29:53.000 Okay, Mr. Fist.
01:29:59.000 He got out his Force FX lightsaber.
01:30:04.000 And he held it to her neck.
01:30:08.000 Razor Fist raised his hand to Force Choker.
01:30:11.000 Let her go, Razor Fist!
01:30:14.000 Let her go.
01:30:19.000 You turned her against me.
01:30:22.000 You have done that yourself.
01:30:26.000 You will not take her from me.
01:30:30.000 Razor Fist.
01:30:31.000 Your anger and lust for darkness have already done that.
01:30:38.000 Star Wars check?
01:30:39.000 Yo, Star Wars check?
01:30:43.000 Razor.
01:30:43.000 It's not what it looks like.
01:30:49.000 He's really into.
01:30:51.000 I, look, I'm embarrassed to say that I spent a lot of time on Twitter just like hate browsing.
01:30:58.000 So, like, browsing people's content that is bad.
01:31:01.000 So I could just be like, look at this guy.
01:31:03.000 I just laugh.
01:31:05.000 And, you know, like you hate watching a TV show.
01:31:07.000 I kind of do that on Twitter.
01:31:09.000 And so I'll be scrolling through his content.
01:31:10.000 He's like really big into like comic books and like superheroes.
01:31:16.000 And it's like, Just what's what's what are you doing, dude?
01:31:20.000 It's one thing to do something ironically or to do something funny, you know, or it's like self aware, but you know, some people are just like really seriously into this kind of stuff.
01:31:31.000 They're like unironically and it's important to them.
01:31:35.000 They're like, you know, figurines, they're like action figures and toys and, you know, whatever.
01:31:44.000 I just can't relate.
01:31:45.000 I can't imagine.
01:31:48.000 Let people enjoy things.
01:31:49.000 Yeah, okay.
01:31:51.000 Enjoy.
01:31:52.000 Feel free to enjoy.
01:31:53.000 I've got no problem with it.
01:31:54.000 I'm just a nice guy.
01:31:59.000 I am just a good schmoodster.
01:32:01.000 I am a chill schmoodster.
01:32:04.000 I thought that was a girl.
01:32:05.000 My bad.
01:32:10.000 Man child syndrome.
01:32:11.000 Yeah, for real.
01:33:00.000 Do you watch ER's content?
01:33:02.000 Not really, honestly.
01:33:03.000 Uh oh.
01:33:08.000 Where's the bike?
01:33:09.000 Where's the fucking bike?
01:33:10.000 Here we go.
01:33:18.000 People should just enjoy, Nick.
01:33:21.000 Enjoy making fun of people's life choices.
01:33:23.000 Yeah, so true.
01:33:24.000 Just enjoy.
01:33:25.000 Look, I'm just a schmoodster.
01:33:25.000 I'm just.
01:33:27.000 I don't mean anything by it.
01:33:28.000 I don't mean it in any.
01:33:30.000 Well, I do kind of mean it in a mean way, but it's like I don't hate you.
01:33:34.000 I don't, well, well, uh, you know, it's not a big deal.
01:33:41.000 Just, you know, just chill.
01:33:42.000 Not a big deal.
01:33:44.000 Just a little comedy.
01:33:45.000 Nothing wrong with laughing at yourself a little.
01:33:49.000 I laugh at myself all the time.
01:33:51.000 I don't take it personally.
01:33:53.000 I'm a funny guy.
01:33:54.000 I get it.
01:33:55.000 I get jokes.
01:33:56.000 Ah, shit.
01:34:08.000 Shit are behind me Turtle, turtle!
01:34:20.000 Epic.
01:34:28.000 I just wanted the bike.
01:34:29.000 I didn't even get it.
01:34:31.000 I didn't even get my bike.
01:34:51.000 Razor fist, be like the metal thing.
01:34:56.000 Honestly, the metal is just that's the crux of it.
01:35:00.000 I can't get over it.
01:35:03.000 There's a great burger place in Chicago called Kuma's Corner, and their whole aesthetic is metal.
01:35:09.000 It's like, you know, it's like we have really good burgers and like craft beer, I think, and the aesthetic, the theme of the restaurant is metal.
01:35:22.000 And it's just so hard to take seriously.
01:35:24.000 It's like you are making hamburgers, like you are a restaurant.
01:35:28.000 You're like, you're a badass, really good, badass, no frills, burger place.
01:35:34.000 And it's like, you're a fucking restaurant.
01:35:37.000 These people are children.
01:35:39.000 You're like a baby, dude.
01:35:40.000 You're a fucking baby.
01:35:45.000 You're not, I'm sorry, you're not, you know, some kind of a demon or a vampire.
01:35:53.000 You're not a werewolf.
01:35:55.000 Whatever they sing about in metal, you're not a Viking.
01:35:59.000 You are cooking hamburgers.
01:36:00.000 You are cooking hamburgers.
01:36:02.000 You are a hostess at a restaurant.
01:36:04.000 And that's not a dig.
01:36:05.000 I like the restaurant.
01:36:07.000 But it just serves an example.
01:36:08.000 You know, just like thinking about him and Target.
01:36:16.000 Like, you're a guy at a concert.
01:36:18.000 You paid money to go to a concert.
01:36:22.000 You went to TJ Maxxx or whatever, American Apparel.
01:36:26.000 And you picked out a really nice outfit and you bought your little ticket and you drove to the parking lot and you entered the arena to listen to a concert.
01:36:37.000 You're not some kind of a monster.
01:36:39.000 You're not some kind of a whatever dark entity being.
01:36:49.000 You're going to wake up in the morning and go to work and say things like, Can I take your order?
01:36:49.000 You're a wager.
01:36:57.000 How can I help you?
01:37:01.000 Good morning.
01:37:08.000 It's like nice piercings.
01:37:10.000 Can you just ring up my 7-Up?
01:37:13.000 Yeah, yeah, that's really great.
01:37:17.000 Cool piercings, cool gauges, dude.
01:37:19.000 Can you just ring up my Diet Dr. Kelp at the cash register at Walgreens, please?
01:37:29.000 Can you just email me my receipt?
01:37:47.000 And that is what I find so funny about it, frankly.
01:38:00.000 I just hate fucking LARPers.
01:38:02.000 I hate gimmicks.
01:38:03.000 I hate LARPers.
01:38:04.000 I hate fucking phonies.
01:38:08.000 It's just all bullshit.
01:38:14.000 Fucking fake loser.
01:38:37.000 So anyway, so that's Razor, first one ever.
01:38:40.000 Easy count.
01:38:41.000 He countersignals me, he says, like, oh, you're wearing a prom suit.
01:38:44.000 He countersignals me because I wear a suit.
01:38:46.000 He's wearing a nerd suit.
01:38:48.000 Okay, dude.
01:38:50.000 Wearing a suit, yeah, yeah.
01:38:52.000 You know, this is a kind of like man who doesn't like wearing suits.
01:38:56.000 I hear this from a lot of like men.
01:38:59.000 You know the type, like a real man's man, real guy.
01:39:03.000 You know, a guy that like watches sports.
01:39:07.000 I get roped in.
01:39:08.000 I try not to wear a suit.
01:39:10.000 I get roped in a wearing a suit.
01:39:13.000 I saw a tweet like that on Twitter once and made me want to, like, light myself on fire.
01:39:16.000 Made me want to, like, pour gasoline on myself and then, like, light a match.
01:39:20.000 He was like, meh, try not to wear a suit, but, you know, usually I get roped in a wearing one a couple times a year for a wedding or whatever.
01:39:26.000 It's like, what the fuck are you?
01:39:28.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:39:29.000 Do you think there's anything wrong with, you know, dressing nicely?
01:39:33.000 Like, you know, looking nice?
01:39:36.000 Wearing formal attire?
01:39:37.000 Like, are you.
01:39:39.000 Porn?
01:39:40.000 Are you like, I don't even know.
01:39:42.000 What even is that?
01:39:45.000 I can't wear a suit.
01:39:46.000 Yeah, it's only what?
01:39:47.000 Overalls for you, right?
01:39:49.000 Yeah, I don't even wear clothes.
01:39:51.000 I just run around in my underwear because I'm, you know, I just can't be contained.
01:39:54.000 I'm too much, you know, me watching like TV and eating cheese balls is just like too, you know, that's what it is to be masculine.
01:40:05.000 I don't wear a suit because then I wouldn't have anywhere to wipe the Dorito dust from my.
01:40:10.000 Fingers that I couldn't wipe wing sauce on my pants.
01:40:15.000 I don't know.
01:40:16.000 I've just got a big problem today.
01:40:20.000 Clearly, clearly, I'm just agitated today.
01:40:24.000 But that's the kind of mentality.
01:40:26.000 This guy wears a prom suit.
01:40:27.000 He wears a prom suit on his show.
01:40:29.000 It's like, what the fuck do you wear?
01:40:31.000 Tights?
01:40:41.000 The Snibba on a roll.
01:40:42.000 Appreciate you, Nick.
01:40:44.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond.
01:40:49.000 Yeah, that was the tweet.
01:40:50.000 It was some like boomer.
01:40:52.000 I wish I could find it.
01:40:54.000 I wish I had that tweet.
01:40:56.000 I want to frame it, and I don't even know what I would do with it, but I just want to have it.
01:41:00.000 He was like, Yeah, I try not to wear a suit, but usually I get roped into wearing one at least once a year.
01:41:06.000 Gets roped into wearing one by his wife, but he tries not to wear a jacket.
01:41:13.000 Tries not to wear a jacket, suit jacket, or a sport coat.
01:41:17.000 Why?
01:41:18.000 To what end?
01:41:19.000 Do you think this makes you cool?
01:41:21.000 Does this make you tough, masculine, manly?
01:41:27.000 I only wear, yeah, I only wear sports jerseys.
01:41:30.000 I only wear the Erlacher jersey, or a t shirt, or a graphic tee with the Superman logo on it, or the NASA logo.
01:41:43.000 I only wear graphic t shirts from Walmart that have sardonic expressions on them.
01:41:54.000 Most people, I just like most people, man.
01:41:57.000 That's the real red pill.
01:41:58.000 It's just 80%, dude, the Pareto Principle.
01:42:02.000 That's the red pill.
01:42:03.000 You want a red pill?
01:42:05.000 The Pareto Principle.
01:42:06.000 80% of the population.
01:42:08.000 This is 80% of the population.
01:42:20.000 Yo, Remington just donated a Ninjagini.
01:42:22.000 Thanks a lot, bro.
01:42:24.000 Much appreciated.
01:42:30.000 Whoops.
01:42:32.000 Where's the theater?
01:42:34.000 Where's the Chinese theater?
01:42:36.000 Ah!
01:42:37.000 Bro, you distracted me.
01:42:45.000 Let's go this way now.
01:42:50.000 WTF is the PARA.
01:42:51.000 P A R. Spells are wrong.
01:42:54.000 What is the Pareto principle?
01:42:55.000 Look it up, dummy.
01:42:56.000 You're the 80%, dude.
01:42:59.000 Nick, why do you play in first person?
01:43:00.000 You know, no reason.
01:43:03.000 Oh, does it do third person?
01:43:07.000 You know, I just turn on the game and play.
01:43:09.000 No reason.
01:43:27.000 It is just like the peak of Sklaven morale.
01:43:31.000 That fancy word there.
01:43:34.000 That somebody would be proud of not wearing a suit because it's uncomfortable.
01:43:41.000 Peak slave morality.
01:43:43.000 Oh, wearing something uncomfortable?
01:43:45.000 Yeah, I try to not do that as much as possible.
01:43:49.000 Why, dude?
01:44:02.000 So there's not a lot of people here.
01:44:14.000 Oh, whoops!
01:44:15.000 Shit.
01:44:20.000 Yeah, the Pareto Principle.
01:44:22.000 Very, very epic.
01:44:24.000 Epic red pill.
01:44:34.000 Let me just take this car.
01:44:36.000 Or is there a shit?
01:44:41.000 He's got a shotgun.
01:44:41.000 Fuck!
01:44:55.000 Yeah, I only wear pajama pants and a t shirt.
01:45:01.000 And I don't move ever, and I never move.
01:45:03.000 I just wear pajama pants and a t shirt, and I never move, and I never talk, and I never do anything.
01:45:29.000 Oh, ban this guy.
01:45:30.000 He says, Dare Boomer, hate suits but loves dying for a foreign country.
01:45:36.000 Yeah, bye for being cringe.
01:45:39.000 Sorry, it's just too cringe.
01:45:43.000 Whatever, dude.
01:45:44.000 I don't know, it just sucks.
01:45:47.000 The Boomer, hate suits but Israel?
01:45:51.000 Like, this doesn't even make any sense, dude.
01:45:53.000 It just doesn't even make any sense.
01:45:55.000 Can we just try harder, please?
01:45:57.000 I just feel like I'm giving it my all.
01:46:00.000 And people in the chat are just kind of phoning it in when they say things like that.
01:46:03.000 Just kind of phoning it in, frankly.
01:46:06.000 Dare a boomer.
01:46:07.000 Like, that's, you know, cinema sin number one.
01:46:15.000 Hates wearing suits.
01:46:17.000 I'm not talking about all boomers.
01:46:18.000 I'm just talking about one specific kind of person.
01:46:21.000 But loves dying for Israel.
01:46:23.000 It's just like dying for Israel, just like the punchline for everything now.
01:46:26.000 Doesn't even make any sense.
01:46:27.000 Doesn't even make any fucking sense.
01:46:36.000 Yeah, the chat is not saying that it is 4 a.m. and you're not trying your best here.
01:46:45.000 Whoa.
01:46:49.000 Nick says, Did you get anything for Christmas?
01:46:53.000 Uh, yeah.
01:47:04.000 Zoomer clips says, I'm scared to talk and chat.
01:47:08.000 Don't be scared.
01:47:09.000 Just don't post anything cringe.
01:47:10.000 It's not hard.
01:47:11.000 Not a high standard.
01:47:12.000 I've only banned two people tonight.
01:47:14.000 I've only banned two people.
01:47:16.000 Just don't counter signal.
01:47:19.000 And don't be cringe.
01:47:20.000 These are two very simple rules.
01:47:22.000 Other than that, you know, have a blast.
01:47:24.000 Go nuts.
01:47:26.000 Have a good time.
01:47:43.000 ZX1 says boomers be like boomers, but they'll be boomers.
01:47:47.000 LOL, yeah.
01:47:50.000 Whoa, whoa.
01:47:52.000 Are you serious?
01:47:53.000 Dude.
01:47:55.000 Stop.
01:47:56.000 Bro, stop.
01:48:01.000 Cut it out.
01:48:06.000 Ah, it's.
01:48:08.000 It looks like it's about to be the end here.
01:48:22.000 Unless I can get a boat, if I could get a boat or a, uh, you know, a jet ski or something.
01:48:29.000 Let's see.
01:48:35.000 Yeah, I might make it.
01:48:36.000 If I can make it to the jet ski, then I'm in.
01:48:39.000 I am in like Flint.
01:48:50.000 Let me in, let me in!
01:48:52.000 Are you kidding?
01:48:54.000 Okay, there we go.
01:49:11.000 Zoomer Clips says, no school tomorrow.
01:49:14.000 Yo, epic.
01:49:15.000 I love when there's no school.
01:49:41.000 Nick, did you see Spencer's tweet about Trump being evil for threatening the Aryan cultural side?
01:49:45.000 Yeah, pretty funny.
01:49:48.000 Sure, wicked.
01:49:50.000 That's what he called me.
01:49:51.000 He called me wicked on the phone.
01:49:54.000 Trump is wicked.
01:50:05.000 I think I'm going to call it in like 15 minutes and go to bed.
01:50:08.000 Short two hour schmood stream.
01:50:13.000 I got to get to bed and prepare for the show.
01:50:16.000 Prepare for the big show tomorrow.
01:50:17.000 It's coming back.
01:50:21.000 Oh, yeah, it's literally just tweets.
01:50:22.000 Let's wait until he actually blows something up before he gets all upset, right?
01:50:29.000 Trump is wicked.
01:50:32.000 Donald Trump, you're wicked.
01:50:35.000 That's my best Richard Spencer impression.
01:50:38.000 Donald Trump is wicked.
01:50:41.000 Okay, bro.
01:50:43.000 Damn, bro.
01:51:11.000 Hey, is that Treader?
01:51:12.000 That's Tratter.
01:51:35.000 Whoops.
01:53:54.000 I like at this point, I like shooting a dog just because it makes people upset and it's like funny to me.
01:54:02.000 You killed the dog in the video game.
01:54:11.000 Not the heckin' pupparino.
01:54:15.000 I hear another one.
01:54:17.000 Don't make me catch you with your dog.
01:54:21.000 Where is he?
01:54:24.000 The provocateur, yes.
01:54:27.000 I'm a provocateur whoops
01:54:47.000 oh that's pretty aesthetic huh
01:55:43.000 Can I get over this?
01:55:45.000 No!
01:55:47.000 Damn.
01:55:48.000 Where the fuck am I gonna go?
01:55:50.000 This way?
01:55:51.000 Yeah, I think I can jump over this one.
01:56:11.000 Uh oh, you can't run fast enough.
01:56:14.000 You just can't get away from me.
01:56:25.000 Gotta go zigzag so you can't shoot me.
01:56:28.000 This is a life hack.
01:56:29.000 If you're ever being shot at, be sure to simply run zigzag, and they'll not be able to hit you.
01:56:46.000 See?
01:56:48.000 Can't hit me.
01:56:51.000 Is there a girl behind me?
01:56:54.000 No.
01:56:56.000 Yo, what is this?
01:56:57.000 Kind of cool.
01:57:03.000 That's a tip, by the way, for real life or the game.
01:57:06.000 Works both ways.
01:57:12.000 Ah, shit.
01:57:14.000 I wasn't paying attention.
01:57:15.000 I was looking at super chats.
01:57:17.000 Distracted driving.
01:57:25.000 This is my texting and driving simulator.
01:57:28.000 Texting and driving sim.
01:57:29.000 Whoa, what was that?
01:57:54.000 Marshall says, I'll try spinning.
01:57:56.000 That's a good trick.
01:57:57.000 Yeah, nice Star Wars quote.
01:57:59.000 Uh oh.
01:58:01.000 Hey, well, what do we have here?
01:58:11.000 You got fight in you.
01:58:13.000 I like that.
01:58:16.000 Then you're gonna love me.
01:58:17.000 Uh oh, Batman.
01:58:33.000 Hello, beautiful.
01:58:37.000 Says Shylock, yeah.
01:58:40.000 Disavow?
01:58:55.000 What kind of car is this?
01:58:56.000 Some kind of sports car it looks like?
01:59:04.000 Zoomer Guy says, Thanks for the retweet yesterday, King.
01:59:07.000 Epic merch.
01:59:08.000 Hey, yeah, no problem, bro.
01:59:10.000 Glad you liked the merch.
01:59:11.000 Oh.
01:59:19.000 Oh!
01:59:20.000 Whoa!
01:59:34.000 Yeah, they got me with that.
02:00:14.000 That was a good idea.
02:00:16.000 Good trick.
02:00:31.000 Hey, thanks for the subscription, Zoomer Guy.
02:00:38.000 I'm gonna die here.
02:00:39.000 Unless I can get to the tunnel.
02:00:59.000 Hey, Nick, think you get on the Rod show in the future?
02:01:02.000 Probably not.
02:01:07.000 You think I'm like an extremist?
02:01:12.000 Can you believe that?
02:01:16.000 They said I wasn't funny enough.
02:01:46.000 Yeah, I'm tired.
02:01:47.000 I'm probably going to wrap it up in a few minutes.
02:01:49.000 4 30.
02:01:50.000 4 30 is when I think I'm going to wrap it up.
02:01:56.000 Hey, thanks for the ice cream zoomer guy.
02:01:59.000 Aw, seriously?
02:02:01.000 Dude, why?
02:02:02.000 Why would you follow me down here?
02:02:17.000 ZX is, I need a haircut.
02:02:19.000 What is the most based haircut?
02:02:21.000 Dude, I don't know.
02:02:23.000 What kind of question is that?
02:02:34.000 Nick, the Wignats are going crazy over your Goya message on Telegram.
02:02:40.000 It's literally so easy.
02:02:43.000 I don't know.
02:02:43.000 I probably have to decide at some point if I want to be a serious political person or if I just want to, like, fuck with people, but it's just too easy, man.
02:02:57.000 Trust the plan, Goya.
02:02:59.000 Hand rubbing emoji.
02:03:00.000 Quietly edit it.
02:03:02.000 Delete the hand rubbing emoji.
02:03:04.000 Oops.
02:03:06.000 Gave away the game there.
02:03:09.000 I don't know, dude.
02:03:09.000 People just.
02:03:10.000 They don't get it.
02:03:11.000 They don't.
02:03:12.000 People don't understand me.
02:03:14.000 I'm so misunderstood.
02:03:35.000 Yeah, cuz I put on my telegram.
02:03:36.000 Trust the plan, Goyim.
02:03:42.000 Hand rubbing emoji.
02:03:46.000 Look at what Nick posted!
02:03:47.000 Look at what he posted!
02:03:48.000 He posts!
02:03:50.000 Oh my gosh, people aren't fucking retarded.
02:04:01.000 I'm like Socrates.
02:04:03.000 People hang me because I'm smarter than that.
02:04:09.000 Oh, alright.
02:04:12.000 Well, I died, so that's gonna be it for me.
02:04:29.000 All right.
02:04:33.000 Whoa, whoops.
02:04:34.000 Ninja.
02:04:37.000 Yeah, I'm calling it.
02:04:41.000 All right.
02:04:41.000 Well, thanks for watching.
02:04:42.000 That's going to do it for me on the stream.
02:04:45.000 Remember, I'll be back tomorrow for America First.
02:04:49.000 I mean, today, I guess.
02:04:52.000 7 o'clock sharp.
02:04:53.000 7 o'clock central, America First.
02:04:57.000 We're going to be talking about Iran.
02:04:59.000 I'm going to talk about Iran and Qasem Soleimani and what's happening and all that.
02:05:05.000 I've been following it all week, even though I'm on vacation.
02:05:08.000 I still like to follow.
02:05:09.000 So that's what the show is going to be about tonight.
02:05:11.000 It's going to be a good show.
02:05:12.000 First one back in a long time.
02:05:14.000 But thanks for watching this.
02:05:16.000 Hope you enjoyed.
02:05:19.000 Let me just get rid of this.
02:05:23.000 Thank you for joining me at this late hour.
02:05:26.000 Thank you for the lemons.
02:05:28.000 If you donated lemons, I appreciate that.
02:05:33.000 Remember to follow me on this channel.
02:05:35.000 If you're not already following me, be sure to follow me here.
02:05:39.000 But aside from that, I will see you later today.
02:05:43.000 Have a great, well, depending on the time, have a great rest of your night or have a great morning.
02:05:48.000 Have a great day.
02:05:49.000 I'll see you on America First tonight.
02:06:09.000 But as soon as people start playing games, I stop.
02:06:12.000 I stop playing games.
02:06:14.000 And at any moment, I can hit that yay button.
02:06:35.000 See, Ricky said, Don't let the body keep on one of you.
02:06:40.000 Don't keep on the ball, you get a world.
02:06:43.000 Okay, it's not.
02:06:44.000 Give the call to sack you, but it's not happening backwards.
02:06:47.000 It's the one that they want always.