America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - alone again on a friday night

00:00:00.000 Hey, everybody, what's going on?

00:00:02.000 It's your boy, Nick.

00:00:05.000 Hello, Nick Department.

00:00:06.000 It is Nick here with America First's Weekend Edition.

00:00:12.000 Wow, thank God it's Friday.

00:00:14.000 Here with a little gaming stream, heated gamer stream, playing a little Grand Theft Auto.

00:00:20.000 And I'll be hanging out and chat, talking to you guys, saying what's up, and all that.

00:00:25.000 And it should be fun.

00:00:26.000 I figured tonight, and let me know what you think about this, I figured tonight we're going to listen to the new Tyler the Creator album, which just came out, actually.

00:00:34.000 Which just came out the other night.

00:00:36.000 Should I do that or should I do the GTA radio?

00:00:39.000 Really, it's up to you.

00:00:42.000 I can go either way.

00:00:44.000 But let me know.

00:00:45.000 Let me know what you think in chat.

00:00:46.000 We'll see if this game even runs.

00:00:48.000 I play it on my computer and it always crashes.

00:00:52.000 And I think that's because I'm always running other things when I'm playing it.

00:00:58.000 But now I'm streaming while I'm running it.

00:01:00.000 So there's a good chance it could crash.

00:01:03.000 So we'll see if it runs.

00:01:04.000 If not, I'll just turn down the settings, I guess.

00:01:06.000 Pog, hey, thanks for the diamond, Pog.

00:01:09.000 Fat ass white girl.

00:01:12.000 They're saying they want the radio, huh?

00:01:16.000 I thought the album was okay.

00:01:16.000 I don't know.

00:01:18.000 I listened to about half of it last night.

00:01:19.000 I thought it was okay.

00:01:21.000 But whatever.

00:01:22.000 I guess we'll just listen to the radio then.

00:01:24.000 Let me just change my settings here.

00:01:26.000 I have it in a window.

00:01:29.000 Have it in window mode.

00:01:32.000 We've got to go full screen.

00:01:32.000 Can't do that.

00:01:35.000 Whoops.

00:01:37.000 Did I just change that?

00:01:39.000 Let's do full screen.

00:01:41.000 And I already lowered a lot of these settings.

00:01:44.000 So I think.

00:01:46.000 Okay, there we are.

00:01:50.000 Alright.

00:01:52.000 Alright!

00:01:53.000 And we got the controller.

00:01:54.000 Yo!

00:01:54.000 And we got the controller going.

00:01:56.000 We got the PS4 controller going.

00:01:59.000 We got first person mode going.

00:02:03.000 First person mode.

00:02:04.000 Activate.

00:02:10.000 And I don't even know if I'll be playing missions.

00:02:12.000 I just kind of like it as a reality simulator.

00:02:16.000 I just only got Grand Theft Auto because, you know, it's a fun game.

00:02:21.000 But, you know, another way to look at it is it's a really fun reality simulator in a way that it simulates reality.

00:02:28.000 In a way that it, you know, it's a way to do things in the game that, you know, maybe you want to do in reality.

00:02:37.000 You know, it's one of those games where you play it and it kind of blurs the distinction between real life and fantasy sometimes.

00:02:44.000 So, yeah, it's like a fun game, but also you can kind of think of it like.

00:02:50.000 You know, it's kind of like real life.

00:02:55.000 Oh, I'm sure this is some kind of a trick here, but I don't care.

00:03:04.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:03:09.000 Yeah.

00:03:12.000 And where's the girl?

00:03:17.000 Where'd she go?

00:03:20.000 Come on, where'd she go?

00:03:25.000 Damn it.

00:03:26.000 Alright, well, you know what?

00:03:27.000 That's okay.

00:03:28.000 Somebody else will pay her penance.

00:03:31.000 She wanted to mess with me?

00:03:33.000 Yeah, well, somebody's gonna pay the price.

00:03:35.000 Somebody's gonna pay the price for that.

00:03:44.000 Let's find literally the first woman I see.

00:03:48.000 And you know what?

00:03:49.000 Somebody else will pay the toll.

00:03:50.000 I don't see anybody.

00:04:07.000 She wasn't illegal anyway.

00:04:09.000 Aw, whoops.

00:04:09.000 I was looking at the chat.

00:04:11.000 I was driving distracted.

00:04:13.000 You guys can't distract me when I'm driving.

00:04:17.000 You know, when I'm driving, I gotta go do not disturb mode.

00:04:23.000 Alright, let's see.

00:04:33.000 By the way, are you getting audio from the game?

00:04:36.000 I'm a little bit too lazy to check.

00:04:42.000 She didn't even have any money.

00:04:47.000 Not gonna lie, Gamer Nick is probably my fave.

00:04:50.000 Wow.

00:04:51.000 Interesting.

00:04:53.000 Is he okay?

00:04:54.000 Is who okay?

00:04:57.000 Far Cry Primal is extremely immersive.

00:04:59.000 I have that game, but I have never played it.

00:05:02.000 Audio's good.

00:05:03.000 Okay, good to hear.

00:05:05.000 Nice gun down that effing thought.

00:05:07.000 Heh.

00:05:08.000 The less okay Nick is, the higher the Vice got.

00:05:11.000 Yeah, so true.

00:05:12.000 It's the police.

00:05:14.000 This is going into Vice and the New York Times.

00:05:17.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:05:19.000 Right alongside that hit piece on Lieutenant Corbus, right?

00:05:24.000 It'll be Gamer Menace.

00:05:28.000 Gamer Menace is getting radicalized playing violent video games.

00:05:35.000 That's always how it goes, right?

00:05:38.000 Let's see.

00:05:40.000 Oh, hey guys, what's up?

00:05:46.000 Hey.

00:05:49.000 Oh, am I getting shot by.

00:05:50.000 Oh, there's like a million people here.

00:05:53.000 I am so effed.

00:05:53.000 I'm so.

00:05:55.000 Damn it.

00:05:59.000 Alright, yeah.

00:06:00.000 Well, maybe we'll go in the rich neighborhood next time.

00:06:03.000 You know, maybe that's kind of a red pill.

00:06:04.000 Maybe that's a little bit of a.

00:06:08.000 Maybe that's a learning moment there.

00:06:11.000 For maximum.

00:06:14.000 For maximum action, maybe you want to go into the rich neighborhoods to do that.

00:06:19.000 In Grand Theft Auto.

00:06:20.000 In Grand Theft Auto, it would probably be smarter to do it that way.

00:06:30.000 Hey.

00:06:32.000 Hang on, wait.

00:06:34.000 Oh, so this guy had a gun.

00:06:35.000 He tried to pull a gun on me, and I'm the criminal?

00:06:43.000 He tried to pull the gun on me first, so I was legally justified.

00:06:47.000 That was a self defense situation.

00:06:54.000 That guy pulled the gun on me, too.

00:06:56.000 Self defense.

00:07:01.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond, Dwayne.

00:07:02.000 Much appreciated.

00:07:10.000 Whoops.

00:07:16.000 I don't really like the way this car handles.

00:07:17.000 Whoops.

00:07:20.000 I can't look at the chat.

00:07:22.000 That's a problem with this game.

00:07:23.000 You can't really look at the chat.

00:07:26.000 Because there's too much driving.

00:07:27.000 There's too much driving involved to be looking at.

00:07:30.000 Maybe I just gotta get better at it.

00:07:33.000 Why are all those cops there?

00:07:34.000 I think that was a police station.

00:07:41.000 That's my bad.

00:07:55.000 Yeah, like I said, you know, it's, it's, yeah, I suppose it's a fun game on the one hand.

00:08:02.000 I suppose on the one hand it is just a game.

00:08:07.000 Don't worry, Mom, it's just a game.

00:08:10.000 Mom, it's just a game.

00:08:11.000 What, you're overreacting?

00:08:13.000 Ah, well, now I'm in a real, there's a real jam there.

00:08:24.000 Oh, is that a baby boomer?

00:08:28.000 I think that is.

00:08:35.000 Oh, he pulled the gun on me.

00:08:39.000 That was a good shot.

00:08:49.000 They gotta get armed here.

00:08:51.000 I think I just picked up a shotgun actually.

00:08:56.000 Alright, you know the drill.

00:08:57.000 Everybody knows the drill now.

00:09:00.000 You already know what it is.

00:09:06.000 You already know where I'm headed, don't ya?

00:09:10.000 Veterans of the game will know exactly where I'm headed.

00:09:16.000 Is this the same?

00:09:17.000 Yeah, it's the right way.

00:09:19.000 Let me just.

00:09:23.000 Get around there real quick.

00:09:27.000 Kind of annoying.

00:09:29.000 Hey, thank you for the.

00:09:30.000 Oh, hang on.

00:09:33.000 You are 5UVM.

00:09:35.000 Thank you for the Ninja Genie.

00:09:37.000 Aw, come on.

00:09:39.000 See, you give me the Ninja Genie.

00:09:41.000 Now I'm all over the place here.

00:09:42.000 But thank you, you are.

00:09:46.000 When I bought that Ninja Genie, y'all thought it was rented.

00:09:51.000 But thank you.

00:09:54.000 Alright, let me try and get around this corner here.

00:10:01.000 And thank you for the diamond heart field.

00:10:04.000 Thank you, man.

00:10:05.000 Whoops.

00:10:08.000 Okay, you know what?

00:10:09.000 Gonna have to ditch this car.

00:10:15.000 Okay.

00:10:17.000 We love our cops, our law enforcement.

00:10:19.000 Yeah, the thin blue line.

00:10:22.000 Thin blue line.

00:10:24.000 Economically disadvantaged neighborhoods.

00:10:26.000 Yeah, gotta stay away from those low income, high crime, bad school neighborhoods.

00:10:30.000 Definitely wanna watch out.

00:10:31.000 Because, you know, on those, you're going to have a tougher time.

00:10:34.000 Please play without breaking a single law.

00:10:36.000 Yeah, no chance.

00:10:40.000 You know, I call up the man.

00:10:42.000 Yeah.

00:10:42.000 Open the treasure chest, Nick.

00:10:44.000 No, we're waiting for it to go to 1,000 first.

00:10:49.000 When I'm on.

00:10:49.000 Alright, now I've got to go back up.

00:10:53.000 Nick, turn the game on 1080p, 60.

00:10:56.000 No, I don't think I can handle streaming and the high graphics at the same time.

00:11:02.000 Nick, you got to go to Grove Street with.

00:11:06.000 Isn't that where Franklin's house is?

00:11:11.000 When did this start?

00:11:12.000 When did what start?

00:11:14.000 Oh, the stream?

00:11:15.000 Not long ago.

00:11:16.000 You're on the front page.

00:11:18.000 So many normies will be red pilled.

00:11:19.000 I don't know what you're talking about, dude.

00:11:22.000 I'm pretty normal.

00:11:25.000 I'm a pretty normal guy.

00:11:27.000 I'm a nice enough guy.

00:11:28.000 I'm a pretty normal guy.

00:11:31.000 Get some cash.

00:11:32.000 Do missions.

00:11:35.000 Nick, how did you get so thick?

00:11:37.000 I'm not thick!

00:11:37.000 Ouch.

00:11:40.000 Boomer Tech.

00:11:41.000 How is it, Boomer Tech?

00:11:44.000 Congrats on the Notch Twitter follow.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:11:48.000 I have to thank a friend of mine for that, actually.

00:11:51.000 Faith Go.

00:11:52.000 Okay, I'm not going to read that one.

00:11:54.000 Normital.

00:11:55.000 I'm a Normital man.

00:11:57.000 I'm a Normital man, alright?

00:11:59.000 Just a Normital dude.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, I got that shotgun based.

00:12:05.000 Do a mission, get a bunch of money, buy a bunch of guns.

00:12:10.000 Yeah, alright.

00:12:11.000 Maybe I'll do some missions.

00:12:12.000 Just gotta blow off a little bit of steam first.

00:12:15.000 It's just a game after all.

00:12:17.000 You know?

00:12:20.000 Alright.

00:12:22.000 I think I want this one.

00:12:24.000 Yep.

00:12:28.000 Aw, come on!

00:12:32.000 Alright, thank you.

00:12:34.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond, Moody Blues.

00:12:36.000 Aw, what the f?

00:12:38.000 I can't even go first person mode because of this?

00:12:38.000 Come on!

00:12:41.000 How am I supposed to see?

00:12:48.000 She was right in the spot where the blood is.

00:12:50.000 Didn't you see me, you dumb idiot?

00:12:53.000 Didn't you see me driving there, stupid idiot?

00:12:57.000 Aw, come on.

00:13:02.000 I'm trying to drive over here.

00:13:06.000 I'm trying to drive over here.

00:13:09.000 I'm trying to drive.

00:13:14.000 I'm just trying to drive for God's sakes.

00:13:29.000 Whoops.

00:13:30.000 Oh, oops.

00:13:30.000 Sorry.

00:13:31.000 Sorry, I think I got you there.

00:13:33.000 I think I clipped you there.

00:13:35.000 Sorry, ma'am.

00:13:37.000 Ma'am, I think I clipped you a little bit there.

00:13:39.000 My mistake.

00:13:51.000 I wonder if Jared Holt is watching this.

00:13:53.000 You gotta ask yourself.

00:13:55.000 You must continually be asking yourself what would Jared Holt do?

00:14:01.000 What would JH do?

00:14:02.000 What would J Dog?

00:14:05.000 J Rad?

00:14:06.000 What would J Rad do in this situation?

00:14:14.000 How did that cop even see me?

00:14:15.000 We're not even on the same, like, road.

00:14:27.000 Oh Oh!

00:14:49.000 That was a close one.

00:14:50.000 I, you know, there was no way I could have avoided the cops otherwise.

00:14:54.000 So I had to drive on the sidewalk briefly.

00:15:09.000 There was no way around it.

00:15:10.000 I had to drive on the sidewalk.

00:15:13.000 It was my life or hers.

00:15:15.000 Officer, it was my life or hers.

00:15:19.000 Officer, please.

00:15:22.000 She pulled the gun on me.

00:15:25.000 She pulled the gun first.

00:15:27.000 I was defending my life.

00:15:37.000 Commercials man all these commercials That was a good song.

00:16:03.000 Is there a ramp up here?

00:16:05.000 Is that a ramp?

00:16:06.000 It is a ramp.

00:16:17.000 Hey, oh, I crashed into a tree.

00:16:20.000 I think whoops, my bad.

00:16:25.000 Okay, now I'll do a mission.

00:16:26.000 All right, are you happy?

00:16:27.000 Now I think I will do a mission.

00:16:29.000 I gotta be Franklin, though.

00:16:31.000 It's so tempting, though.

00:16:32.000 It's so hard to start a mission because you know, oh, but I have to start a mission.

00:16:38.000 They want me to start a mission.

00:16:40.000 Come on, I can't help myself.

00:16:45.000 I just can't help myself.

00:16:49.000 I just can't help it.

00:16:51.000 Okay.

00:16:52.000 Okay, I will start a mission as soon as humanly possible, okay?

00:17:04.000 See, I don't even have aim assist on.

00:17:06.000 That's how good I am.

00:17:07.000 I don't need it.

00:17:09.000 I don't need aim assist.

00:17:13.000 Do you see how good you don't even need aim assist?

00:17:16.000 Wow, that was different.

00:17:18.000 I got hit by a car that time.

00:17:20.000 Where's the taxi?

00:17:33.000 The SPLC wants to know your location, yeah.

00:17:35.000 Nick, are you Lindy pilled?

00:17:37.000 Lindy is cringe.

00:17:45.000 Oh.

00:17:53.000 I'm gonna go this way because there's a cop over there.

00:17:56.000 Ah, there's a cop over there, too.

00:18:02.000 Okay, so you just can't win here.

00:18:11.000 Go back on a bike.

00:18:13.000 There wasn't a bike available.

00:18:16.000 Imagine Nick on multiplayer.

00:18:18.000 I'm not very good on multiplayer.

00:18:26.000 Nick, you should visit.

00:18:26.000 No, I'm not going to read that one.

00:18:31.000 Oh, somebody robbed you?

00:18:33.000 Alright, I'll get him.

00:18:34.000 Don't worry, I got him.

00:18:40.000 Where is he?

00:18:41.000 Where's your assailant?

00:18:48.000 Seriously?

00:18:52.000 Alright.

00:18:55.000 Make you should play Minecraft?

00:18:56.000 I don't want to play Minecraft right now.

00:18:59.000 Get a helicopter?

00:19:01.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:19:05.000 If you click F4, you enter the chief's menu.

00:19:07.000 I don't believe you.

00:19:23.000 Ah, no.

00:19:30.000 Sorry, bro.

00:19:34.000 Come on.

00:19:36.000 Just give it up, dude.

00:19:39.000 All right, I'm going to switch over to Franklin.

00:19:49.000 Who's winning the NBA finals?

00:19:51.000 As if.

00:19:51.000 As if I know.

00:20:06.000 Okay, now I'm going to start the mission.

00:20:16.000 Now it's time for me to start my mission.

00:20:26.000 Hey, thank you for the diamond, Pog.

00:20:28.000 Much appreciated, big guy.

00:20:33.000 Stop patrol.

00:20:33.000 Have you been to Venice Beach?

00:20:35.000 Yeah, I have.

00:20:36.000 I have been to Venice Beach, IRL.

00:20:41.000 Many years ago.

00:20:42.000 Is the spinning AF cube.

00:20:44.000 Is the spinning AF a cube or a triangular prism?

00:20:47.000 It's a cube.

00:20:52.000 It's a cube, but I could see why you would think it looks like a prism.

00:21:00.000 Whoops, whoops, oops, Nick.

00:21:04.000 It's great to see you.

00:21:05.000 Hey, great to see you.

00:21:09.000 Whoa, how did you get avoid being sucked in the black culture like the rest of the white kids in public schools?

00:21:16.000 What do you mean?

00:21:19.000 What do you mean by black culture?

00:21:21.000 How do I avoid becoming like a you know what?

00:21:27.000 The W word.

00:21:27.000 I don't know.

00:21:35.000 I don't know, pretty wholesome community, I guess you could say.

00:21:39.000 Wholesome upbringing.

00:21:49.000 Whoa.

00:22:03.000 Nick, when are you going to bring back the NJF bobblehead figure?

00:22:07.000 You mean from high school?

00:22:07.000 Never.

00:22:09.000 Never.

00:22:11.000 I still have it in my office, just not on my desk.

00:22:26.000 What's this mission supposed to be now?

00:22:46.000 Thanks, Nick, for the nightly broadcast.

00:22:47.000 You're welcome.

00:22:52.000 Please bring back the Peacekeeper Pepe shirt I ordered in the wrong side of cancel and what's reordered but it was banned.

00:22:58.000 Yeah, I'll try.

00:23:00.000 I tried for weeks to get that, like, um,.

00:23:04.000 Overturned or whatever, but they literally just didn't reply to my emails.

00:23:08.000 I emailed Gear Bubble Support and they're like, Email Gear Bubble Legal.

00:23:12.000 And I emailed Gear Bubble Legal.

00:23:14.000 They didn't reply.

00:23:16.000 So I said, Hey, Gear Bubble Support, they're not replying.

00:23:18.000 And they're like, Just email them again.

00:23:19.000 So I did.

00:23:20.000 And then I'm like, Hey, they're not emailing.

00:23:21.000 They're like, Email them again.

00:23:22.000 So I did.

00:23:23.000 And I just gave up.

00:23:26.000 So.

00:23:29.000 Yeah, maybe I'll just post it and, you know, dare them to take it off again.

00:23:34.000 It's me and you that ain't straight though, homie.

00:23:39.000 Oh, I know, homie.

00:23:40.000 But look, I met this contact, this white dude.

00:23:43.000 Real serious dude, man.

00:23:44.000 This motherfucker knows the streets, homie.

00:23:46.000 I know he'd be a good hookup for us.

00:23:48.000 Oh.

00:23:49.000 Don't need no hookup, fool.

00:23:51.000 I know these streets.

00:23:53.000 You know these streets.

00:23:55.000 Man, all you know is dime bag hustling, credit card stealing, boosting gas tankers on me?

00:24:00.000 Come on, man.

00:24:01.000 Would you try to be some fucking commodity trader or something?

00:24:03.000 Cool, that shit went up, man.

00:24:05.000 Look, homie, I don't mind dying.

00:24:07.000 Just make your own, yeah, good idea.

00:24:09.000 I'll just start it in my garage.

00:24:11.000 I'll just start a sweatshirt factory in my garage.

00:24:20.000 Oh!

00:24:22.000 I was doing so good.

00:24:26.000 Yo, thank you for the Ninja Genie Stone Crypto.

00:24:30.000 Thank you, my man.

00:24:33.000 Thank you for the Ninja Genie.

00:24:36.000 Big thanks, big love, big appreciation.

00:24:42.000 I need one of those, um, like a graphic and a sound to play when that happens, because, uh,.

00:24:50.000 I see him on all the other streams.

00:24:53.000 But thanks.

00:24:55.000 But hey, thanks.

00:25:10.000 Get tidylabs.stream to set up alerts.

00:25:14.000 Alright, I will check that out.

00:25:18.000 Tidylabs.stream.

00:25:20.000 Good to know.

00:25:22.000 Good to know I will do that.

00:25:31.000 Nick, we are all friends here, right?

00:25:33.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:25:34.000 Alright, a lot of language here.

00:25:43.000 A lot of language here for a family gaming stream.

00:25:50.000 That's alright, I just skipped it.

00:25:51.000 What the fuck?

00:25:52.000 You say something, folks.

00:25:57.000 We could have creeped up on this nigger.

00:26:02.000 Whoa, whoa.

00:26:03.000 All right, do I just shoot this guy now, or do I gotta kill him, or what?

00:26:16.000 I don't need the special ability.

00:26:19.000 Yeah, maybe I do need the special ability.

00:26:29.000 Man, look at this shit, dog.

00:26:31.000 We're chasing another motherfucker on a motorcycle.

00:26:35.000 Damn.

00:26:37.000 Well, he turned too quickly.

00:26:39.000 He's in a bike.

00:26:39.000 I'm in a van.

00:26:45.000 Alright, I'm just gonna kill him.

00:26:51.000 Wait, you're not supposed to kill him?

00:26:59.000 Alright, alright.

00:27:01.000 I thought you were supposed to kill him.

00:27:05.000 Oh, you gotta catch him.

00:27:06.000 Okay.

00:27:08.000 Alright, well, I know now.

00:27:10.000 Whoops.

00:27:21.000 Naked stream incoming?

00:27:22.000 Yeah, I don't know about that, big guy.

00:27:24.000 I don't know about that.

00:27:25.000 I don't think so.

00:27:28.000 Nude stream?

00:27:29.000 No way.

00:27:31.000 No way.

00:27:32.000 Ew.

00:27:33.000 Ew.

00:27:50.000 Can I take out his wheels, maybe?

00:27:52.000 Maybe I'll try that.

00:27:53.000 Oh, I forgot!

00:27:54.000 I forgot about the turn.

00:28:00.000 Can I take out his wheels, or is that not counting?

00:28:03.000 Does that not count?

00:28:05.000 Because I could do it.

00:28:11.000 I can hit his wheels.

00:28:12.000 Ah!

00:28:13.000 It ain't some bullshit.

00:28:17.000 It's science, fool.

00:28:20.000 That's fine.

00:28:25.000 I think they.

00:28:26.000 Okay, excuse me.

00:28:32.000 Hey, there we go.

00:28:42.000 Another chase mission, yeah.

00:28:44.000 I am not bad at this game.

00:28:45.000 I'm good at this game.

00:28:52.000 So much negativity.

00:28:53.000 Always negativity.

00:28:54.000 You make one wrong move.

00:28:56.000 He's so bad.

00:29:00.000 Alright.

00:29:03.000 Nick, I can hit his wheels.

00:29:06.000 I could!

00:29:07.000 But I think they need you to get to this point in the game, you know?

00:29:13.000 I think that's just how it goes.

00:29:15.000 You know what I mean?

00:29:26.000 They need you to go in a certain place or whatever.

00:29:34.000 The heck?

00:29:38.000 Please tell me you're playing on a gaming monitor.

00:29:41.000 What does that even mean?

00:29:42.000 What is a gaming monitor?

00:29:44.000 As opposed to a mon.

00:29:45.000 What other kind of monitor is there?

00:29:52.000 What?

00:29:52.000 I gotta.

00:29:54.000 He plays a dog now?

00:30:21.000 Where you at, Chop?

00:30:22.000 Where you at?

00:30:27.000 Come on, where you at?

00:30:33.000 Come on, basically, I'm dog.

00:30:42.000 Okay, why?

00:30:43.000 But why do you need to do it like this?

00:30:45.000 Why can't I just.

00:30:46.000 Do you see how dumb this is?

00:30:49.000 You know he's gonna go there.

00:30:50.000 Why can't I just open the thing?

00:30:55.000 Good night, Hog.

00:30:57.000 Hog says he's going to bed.

00:30:58.000 Good night.

00:31:10.000 Chop, man, you'll be awesome.

00:31:12.000 Man, that's a dude, Chop.

00:31:18.000 Man, you'll fuck anything.

00:31:24.000 I gotta pull him off.

00:31:25.000 You giving this?

00:31:26.000 This ain't time for humping, Chop.

00:31:28.000 Come on, man.

00:31:31.000 Lamar's show ain't been training your ass, has he, boy?

00:31:34.000 Go, boy, what old's you at?

00:31:38.000 This is how you get the guns, huh?

00:31:41.000 Doing these dumb missions.

00:31:46.000 Give it up.

00:31:49.000 Scared of dogs, nigger?

00:31:51.000 Oh, shit.

00:31:52.000 Screw that dog, man.

00:31:57.000 Are you kidding me?

00:31:58.000 Bite his ass, chop.

00:32:01.000 Okay.

00:32:02.000 Jeez, what a stupid mission.

00:32:04.000 Hey, man, get over here.

00:32:06.000 Oh, shit.

00:32:06.000 What the fuck, man?

00:32:09.000 I ain't got no beat with the CTF because maybe we're doing our own thing.

00:32:12.000 What the fuck, man?

00:32:14.000 Yo, thank you for the Ninjagini, Lance.

00:32:17.000 Much appreciated.

00:32:22.000 Thank you for the big old Ninja Genie, dude.

00:32:26.000 Alright, yeah, this mission sucks.

00:32:30.000 I'm going back to just doing my thing.

00:32:32.000 I'm just going back to doing my thing after this.

00:32:36.000 Because these missions are dumb.

00:32:39.000 These missions are mad dumb, yo.

00:32:56.000 You calling them on the cell phone, you dumb motherfucker?

00:32:59.000 They gonna trace this shit in a second.

00:33:01.000 We won't vote a thousand.

00:33:02.000 Pay me or pay the funeral director, motherfucker.

00:33:05.000 What the fuck you done done done?

00:33:07.000 You just gave them our location.

00:33:09.000 Now we gotta let this motherfucker out of here.

00:33:14.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:33:15.000 And nigga, give me that damn phone.

00:33:17.000 What the fuck?

00:33:18.000 Fuck y'all.

00:33:19.000 I'll be seeing y'all soon.

00:33:21.000 The only reason you been seeing shit, cause we went easy on your ass.

00:33:24.000 Remember that, dawg.

00:33:27.000 F, what these fools tell them about.

00:33:29.000 Do your thing, Nick, says Tucker.

00:33:31.000 Aw, thanks.

00:33:47.000 These things are railroading you into doing what Rockstar wants you to do versus playing open world.

00:33:53.000 Yeah, true.

00:33:55.000 Just want to do my thing.

00:34:00.000 Listen boldly.

00:34:03.000 Okay, yeah, are you happy we did a mission now?

00:34:06.000 Jeez.

00:34:08.000 That was stupid.

00:34:11.000 I don't even think I made any money.

00:34:14.000 So.

00:34:20.000 Here, let's see.

00:34:25.000 Oh, my neck!

00:34:27.000 Nothing like buying things to make you happy.

00:34:30.000 Yeah, alright.

00:34:36.000 Let me check on my stocks real quick.

00:34:41.000 Hey, oh.

00:34:43.000 How am I doing?

00:34:44.000 I'm not doing so good, huh?

00:34:48.000 What the heck?

00:34:51.000 That guy told me to buy these stocks and they're down.

00:34:57.000 Relatable.

00:34:57.000 Relatable IRL moment.

00:35:02.000 Okay, doesn't matter.

00:35:03.000 Doesn't matter.

00:35:07.000 You know what?

00:35:08.000 It doesn't matter.

00:35:08.000 Nothing matters.

00:35:11.000 Nothing actually matters at all.

00:35:21.000 And nothing actually matters, in fact.

00:35:32.000 Oh, is there not another guy in there?

00:35:34.000 It's just Alan.

00:35:34.000 Uh oh, cops behind me.

00:35:53.000 I didn't know this was a new one.

00:35:59.000 Oh!

00:36:00.000 Ah!

00:36:01.000 I gotta get out of here.

00:36:11.000 Turning me all around.

00:36:14.000 Yeah, that was a mistake.

00:36:15.000 Shouldn't have fired on the cop.

00:36:18.000 That was a big miscalculation.

00:36:21.000 What is going on with my wheels?

00:36:23.000 I think they must have taken out a wheel here because I'm slipping and sliding all over the place.

00:36:42.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:36:46.000 This guy messed me up there.

00:36:54.000 I need a new car because this is not really working out so well.

00:37:07.000 Whoa!

00:37:22.000 Oh, am I at five?

00:37:23.000 No, I'm at four.

00:37:24.000 Okay.

00:37:25.000 Still not ideal.

00:37:27.000 Not an ideal place to be, still.

00:37:33.000 Oh, ah!

00:37:42.000 Alright, well, I think the windows on this one are bulletproof at least.

00:37:48.000 Which is a definite improvement.

00:37:56.000 But I gotta get in that tunnel here, or I'm not gonna make it.

00:38:02.000 Or we are not all gonna make it if I don't get in the tunnel.

00:38:23.000 Nice barricade.

00:38:35.000 Aw, they got the military guys too?

00:38:39.000 Shit.

00:38:40.000 Aw, did I miss it?

00:38:42.000 I missed it!

00:38:43.000 Damn!

00:38:44.000 I'm, yeah, that's gonna create some problems for me.

00:38:53.000 Yeah, that's, that might have just been fatal.

00:39:02.000 Yeah, that's the end of Nick.

00:39:07.000 Shit.

00:39:18.000 Ah, come on.

00:39:21.000 Yeah, I know.

00:39:22.000 I saw I passed the tunnel.

00:39:25.000 Sheesh.

00:39:27.000 Yeah, we didn't make it that time.

00:39:29.000 I don't know how I missed the tunnel.

00:39:31.000 I must not have been paying close enough attention.

00:39:38.000 That's okay.

00:39:39.000 How much money did that cost me?

00:39:43.000 Not a lot.

00:39:45.000 Thanks for the diamond, Lance.

00:39:47.000 Much appreciated.

00:39:51.000 One man army, yeah.

00:39:53.000 Yeah, we got a lot of them.

00:39:54.000 Not enough, though.

00:39:56.000 Watching chat, yeah, too much chat watching.

00:40:01.000 I got a submachine gun, though, right?

00:40:02.000 That's not bad.

00:40:08.000 Dude, just get out.

00:40:10.000 Just get out!

00:40:13.000 Yo, get out.

00:40:15.000 Come on, hit me, hit me, hit me!

00:40:20.000 Come on, I want you to do it.

00:40:21.000 Hit me!

00:40:21.000 I want you to do it.

00:40:28.000 I'm not going to drive a truck.

00:40:34.000 I don't want the truck, though.

00:40:36.000 Come on!

00:40:45.000 Now we got the cops going already.

00:40:47.000 You don't even have a car.

00:40:49.000 Here, let me stop this bike here.

00:40:52.000 Hey!

00:40:56.000 What a jerk.

00:41:01.000 No.

00:41:03.000 Come on, bro.

00:41:04.000 Yeah, give it up.

00:41:06.000 Yeah, get out of here, big guy.

00:41:20.000 Oh!

00:41:22.000 Oh!

00:41:29.000 I didn't even see that cop!

00:41:31.000 I'm paying attention to the radio!

00:41:37.000 Noob moment.

00:41:39.000 Noob moment is right.

00:41:41.000 Oh, what's going on with the lighting now?

00:41:45.000 Why are the lights like this?

00:41:51.000 Why is it going purple mode?

00:41:55.000 Why am I on grimace vision?

00:42:00.000 Is that just because of the windshield or something?

00:42:03.000 Maybe?

00:42:03.000 Perhaps?

00:42:09.000 Glasses?

00:42:11.000 Let me see.

00:42:15.000 What the f- Yo, what the heck?

00:42:29.000 Yeah, it must be the glasses, I guess.

00:42:36.000 Kinda goofy.

00:42:42.000 Alright, where can I get some action here, huh?

00:42:47.000 Hey, where can I get some action?

00:42:50.000 Yo, where can I get some action, huh?

00:42:55.000 Oh, I didn't mean to do that.

00:42:57.000 Aw, come on.

00:42:58.000 I was just checking to see what gun I had.

00:43:02.000 Uh oh.

00:43:04.000 Looks like there's some action going on in that alley, huh?

00:43:07.000 What's that all about?

00:43:11.000 Don't worry, I got him.

00:43:22.000 Yo, thanks for the wallet.

00:43:26.000 What does this guy look like?

00:43:28.000 What does this guy look like, I wonder?

00:43:30.000 Can I see?

00:43:34.000 Yeah, sorry, man.

00:43:45.000 Sorry, you're out of luck.

00:43:48.000 Sorry, pal, your luck just ran out.

00:43:55.000 Thank you for the money, though.

00:43:57.000 But thank you for the money.

00:44:00.000 Shouldn't have complained about it if you hadn't complained.

00:44:03.000 You know, but the guy's like, give me my money back.

00:44:08.000 Well, your money or your life, big guy?

00:44:11.000 You made the wrong choice, I think.

00:44:13.000 You made the wrong choice.

00:44:18.000 So, I'm so sorry.

00:44:20.000 Uh oh.

00:44:21.000 What do we have going on here?

00:44:25.000 I wonder what we have going on here.

00:44:29.000 Wait, I gotta let me back up.

00:44:33.000 I'm gonna need that.

00:44:34.000 I'm gonna need this in a sec.

00:44:36.000 I'm gonna need this again in a sec.

00:44:43.000 I kind of beat the hell out of it though.

00:44:45.000 Yeah.

00:44:49.000 Alright, well, here we go.

00:44:52.000 Aw, shit!

00:44:54.000 Here I go again.

00:44:56.000 Hey, you make a quick one up, dude.

00:45:02.000 Aw shit.

00:45:03.000 Why can't I?

00:45:10.000 There we are.

00:45:14.000 Oh.

00:45:27.000 What's going on?

00:45:28.000 Oh, who's shooting me?

00:45:34.000 Oh, there's another guy.

00:45:36.000 Damn it!

00:45:39.000 Alright, we're going back.

00:45:40.000 We gotta go back.

00:45:43.000 Gotta go back with armor, I guess.

00:45:46.000 Yeah, lessons learned, huh?

00:45:51.000 Damn.

00:45:52.000 Why is it purple?

00:45:53.000 Why is everything purple?

00:46:02.000 It's the glasses.

00:46:03.000 I really.

00:46:04.000 It must be the glasses.

00:46:08.000 Alright, yeah, we gotta prepare this time.

00:46:11.000 No more messing around, huh?

00:46:25.000 Oh, whoops.

00:46:29.000 Oh.

00:46:31.000 Who is this guy's got a problem?

00:46:41.000 Officer, he pulled the gun on me.

00:46:43.000 So did she.

00:46:59.000 Officer, she pulled a gun on me.

00:47:02.000 I had to defend my life.

00:47:08.000 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:47:19.000 They're everywhere!

00:47:44.000 It's literally everywhere I turn.

00:48:02.000 Ah, whoops.

00:48:06.000 Whoops.

00:48:09.000 Get out of my way.

00:48:20.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond, you are.

00:48:23.000 Hey, thanks for the ice cream.

00:48:27.000 Here, I gotta get home.

00:48:29.000 Where's my.

00:48:30.000 I gotta take these stupid glasses off.

00:48:33.000 That's not my house.

00:48:35.000 Where's my house?

00:48:39.000 The f.

00:48:40.000 Where is it?

00:48:41.000 Oh, it's here.

00:48:43.000 It was hidden behind the M. Damn, God!

00:48:52.000 Tool up chest, Nick.

00:48:54.000 I told you once it hits a thousand, then once it hits a thousand, then we're doing it.

00:49:11.000 Or tool up cheat code, I think you mean, right?

00:49:15.000 Oh, it's the security truck?

00:49:17.000 But I don't have any remote explosives, unfortunately.

00:49:22.000 Yeah, I can't do it.

00:49:25.000 Don't have remote explosives.

00:49:29.000 Damage the center of the rear doors.

00:49:32.000 Oh, you don't even need, I guess.

00:49:34.000 You don't need remote explosives.

00:49:35.000 Let me try that.

00:49:38.000 Actually, no, we have a job to do, damn it.

00:49:40.000 We have a job to do.

00:49:42.000 Stay focused.

00:49:43.000 Hey, thank you, Rectified Mike, for the diamonds.

00:49:45.000 Much appreciated.

00:49:51.000 I was gonna bust open the security truck, but we have to focus.

00:49:56.000 We are on a mission.

00:50:00.000 We are on a mission from God.

00:50:05.000 Aw, come on!

00:50:07.000 Aw!

00:50:10.000 Yeah, good thing you're already dead, because I would have gotten seriously distracted.

00:50:13.000 Do you have any money?

00:50:18.000 No money.

00:50:19.000 Perfect.

00:50:21.000 Whatever.

00:50:24.000 Not your lucky day, lady.

00:50:32.000 Oh, sorry.

00:50:33.000 Did I hit you there?

00:50:36.000 Okay, I'm taking off the glasses.

00:50:38.000 Then we're getting juiced up, okay?

00:50:41.000 Then it's time to go epic mode.

00:50:59.000 I'm number two?

00:51:00.000 Hey, epic.

00:51:02.000 Hello, epic.

00:51:06.000 When you're number two on DLive.

00:51:12.000 Okay.

00:51:13.000 Actually, should we go in for a different outfit, maybe?

00:51:22.000 What outfits do I have?

00:51:23.000 I kind of like that.

00:51:26.000 I kind of like that.

00:51:28.000 That's kind of a good look.

00:51:29.000 That works too, though.

00:51:31.000 Hmm.

00:51:35.000 Yeah, I like that.

00:51:36.000 That's fine.

00:51:41.000 Is there any cheat code that gives me money?

00:51:43.000 Is there any cheat code that says, here's lots of dough?

00:51:48.000 Can I not change my shoes?

00:51:50.000 I guess not.

00:51:52.000 I'm going to go get a haircut, too.

00:51:54.000 I think I'm going to go get a haircut as well.

00:51:56.000 You know, we got to complete the look.

00:51:58.000 Got to get the whole.

00:52:00.000 We got to get the whole.

00:52:05.000 You know, the whole deal.

00:52:08.000 Type tool up.

00:52:09.000 Yeah, I know about the tool up cheat code.

00:52:11.000 I know how to put it in.

00:52:13.000 Jeez.

00:52:14.000 Oh my gosh.

00:52:18.000 Use code YANG, gang.

00:52:19.000 Yeah.

00:52:27.000 Okay, where's the haircut place?

00:52:33.000 We'll go there.

00:52:42.000 Yeah, no cheat code that gives you money?

00:52:45.000 Guess not.

00:52:46.000 Kind of a bummer.

00:53:03.000 We're gonna have some fun.

00:53:05.000 Can I help you?

00:53:07.000 Cause you are perfect.

00:53:15.000 No mohawk?

00:53:17.000 That's a bummer.

00:53:21.000 That's okay.

00:53:22.000 I guess we'll just settle for bald.

00:53:28.000 I guess we'll just settle for the bald look, you know?

00:53:30.000 Whatever.

00:53:37.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:53:41.000 Nick, do you play horror games?

00:53:42.000 No, I don't play horror games.

00:53:43.000 Too scary for me.

00:53:47.000 Too scary for old Nick.

00:53:49.000 Can't do it.

00:53:52.000 Maybe clothes shopping?

00:53:57.000 Yeah, we'll try there.

00:53:58.000 And then I'll go to the gun store right after.

00:54:01.000 And we'll get all hooked up.

00:54:10.000 Actually, you know what?

00:54:12.000 Should I do the heist mission and make a bunch of money?

00:54:18.000 Because the next mission for Michael, I think, is the heist.

00:54:22.000 And that would allow me to, you know, stock up on everything.

00:54:26.000 I don't have much money right now.

00:54:40.000 Lucky buddy!

00:54:54.000 Let's get like a dark.

00:55:06.000 We need a jacket that's a little bit more appropriate.

00:55:09.000 I mean, I like this jacket, but not quite what I'm looking for.

00:55:18.000 Not that much younger than you.

00:55:19.000 It's them it's the hardest on.

00:55:21.000 Our generation was promised so much.

00:55:30.000 All these are shorts?

00:55:31.000 No way.

00:55:31.000 Yuck.

00:55:34.000 All this stuff is crap.

00:55:36.000 I look fine.

00:55:36.000 You know what?

00:55:38.000 Let me see.

00:55:41.000 Do I look fine?

00:55:43.000 Do I look like I'm doing good to you?

00:55:45.000 I think I look like I'm doing well.

00:55:49.000 I think I look like I'm doing quite well.

00:55:52.000 Yeah, I like that look.

00:55:55.000 I think that car works too.

00:55:57.000 Perfect.

00:55:59.000 Just what I need.

00:55:59.000 Perfect.

00:56:01.000 Aw, it's almost too easy.

00:56:02.000 They make it too easy.

00:56:04.000 You know what?

00:56:05.000 Why don't I do this?

00:56:10.000 That's okay.

00:56:11.000 Don't worry.

00:56:21.000 Come on, ladies.

00:56:22.000 Come on, what's wrong?

00:56:23.000 I don't bite.

00:56:25.000 Come on, I don't bite.

00:56:26.000 I'm cool.

00:56:27.000 I'm hip.

00:56:28.000 I'm hip.

00:56:31.000 Oh, she called the police on me?

00:56:32.000 Are you kidding?

00:56:41.000 Unreal.

00:56:45.000 She's just like the rest of them.

00:56:48.000 Alright.

00:56:49.000 That's gonna slow me down a little bit.

00:56:54.000 Where's my van?

00:56:55.000 Where's my van?

00:56:58.000 Where's my van, he said.

00:57:01.000 Well, nah, that's gonna delay the gun store.

00:57:06.000 Ah, bummer.

00:57:08.000 Whatever.

00:57:11.000 It's like they want to get shot.

00:57:13.000 It's almost like they're asking to get shot.

00:57:42.000 You know, I honked the horn.

00:57:44.000 She could have just, like, they would have died anyway, but, you know, she could have just gotten in the car.

00:57:49.000 Why'd she have to treat me like that?

00:57:52.000 Why did she have to treat me like that, huh?

00:57:57.000 Aw, man.

00:57:59.000 You see how close that was?

00:58:02.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond there, big guy.

00:58:05.000 Okay, van's looking good.

00:58:07.000 Van is in good condition.

00:58:09.000 Prime condition.

00:58:11.000 The van is in prime condition for what we're about to pull off here.

00:58:16.000 Just gotta make a quick stop.

00:58:19.000 Just gotta run a quick errand here.

00:58:22.000 Just gotta run a quick errand.

00:58:25.000 Back in a gif.

00:58:31.000 Just gotta make a quick stop.

00:58:33.000 Nick, have you seen Taxi Driver?

00:58:34.000 No, no, what is that movie?

00:58:37.000 No, never seen that one before.

00:58:54.000 Hey man.

00:58:55.000 Hey man.

00:59:05.000 Oh!

00:59:07.000 Oh!

00:59:19.000 Oh man, you can really get this thing tricked out, huh?

00:59:22.000 That's pretty nice.

00:59:24.000 I don't have that much money, though.

00:59:30.000 Hey, free!

00:59:33.000 My favorite flavor.

00:59:37.000 Let's see if we can get a little body armor, huh?

00:59:46.000 You know what?

00:59:46.000 How about we do this?

00:59:47.000 How about we do this?

00:59:49.000 I think it's called Turtle, is it?

00:59:54.000 Hey oh.

00:59:59.000 Hey oh.

01:00:03.000 Yo, where's my.

01:00:04.000 There it is, okay.

01:00:07.000 Hey oh.

01:00:09.000 Hey oh.

01:00:10.000 What do we got?

01:00:11.000 Hey oh.

01:00:12.000 What's the difference between these?

01:00:14.000 Alright, so I guess this one's a little bit better.

01:00:16.000 But this one, the sound of it is so nice compared to the other one.

01:00:32.000 You talking to me?

01:00:36.000 You talking to me?

01:00:39.000 You must be talking to me.

01:00:42.000 Alright, I think I'm ready.

01:00:47.000 I think we're ready to go.

01:00:56.000 Hey, oh, all right, let's go.

01:00:59.000 Let's go back to the scene of the crime, baby.

01:01:22.000 Hey, man.

01:01:24.000 Hey man, you hip?

01:01:27.000 You remember me?

01:01:32.000 Do I look like a cop to you?

01:01:38.000 Oh, I didn't even get to blast him.

01:01:41.000 Didn't even get to blow that guy away.

01:01:50.000 Aw, wait, Let me reload real quick.

01:02:05.000 Let's switch over.

01:02:08.000 I heard somebody else get armed up there.

01:02:15.000 I think we did it.

01:02:15.000 We get them all?

01:02:18.000 Mission accomplished.

01:02:21.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond rectified, Mike.

01:02:23.000 Much appreciated.

01:02:26.000 I wasn't as satisfactory as the last one, I don't think.

01:02:29.000 I think that's everybody, huh?

01:02:36.000 Whatever.

01:02:38.000 We just made a little bit of money, huh?

01:02:40.000 Not that much, though.

01:02:41.000 Not compared to what we spent.

01:02:44.000 Aw, shit.

01:02:46.000 Aw, man.

01:02:47.000 This is not gonna end well for me.

01:02:53.000 Damn it!

01:02:54.000 Yeah, I'm not gonna die.

01:02:57.000 But it was worth it, you know?

01:03:02.000 Oh, no, I'm good, actually.

01:03:03.000 No, I'm set.

01:03:04.000 I'm so set.

01:03:10.000 Shame I had to give up the van, though.

01:03:12.000 That was a kick-ass van.

01:03:34.000 Oh.

01:03:46.000 Yeah, I'm going to miss the van, but, you know, better that I lose that than my life, right?

01:04:03.000 Like, nothing even happened.

01:04:22.000 Alright.

01:04:24.000 Whoops.

01:04:29.000 What do you mean, 17 minutes?

01:04:31.000 What happens in 17 minutes?

01:04:52.000 Some other guy said I'd be kicked off?

01:04:54.000 Why?

01:04:58.000 I'm not doing anything wrong.

01:04:59.000 I'm just playing a game.

01:05:09.000 He doesn't know.

01:05:10.000 Doesn't know about what.

01:05:12.000 Owen Benjamin left a comment on your latest stream.

01:05:14.000 I wonder what it says.

01:05:19.000 I guess I'll check it later.

01:05:22.000 Maybe he's trying to do you?

01:05:24.000 What does that mean?

01:05:26.000 Docs?

01:05:29.000 I don't know.

01:05:32.000 I'm not paying attention.

01:05:42.000 Trolling.

01:05:44.000 Off topic, Nick.

01:05:45.000 Whoops.

01:05:46.000 But Faith Goldie.

01:05:47.000 I'm not talking about that.

01:05:49.000 Probably some nonsense about Amish people.

01:05:59.000 I hate the dialogue portions on the radio.

01:06:04.000 Just give me the music.

01:06:05.000 I don't need all the stupid political jokes or whatever that they do.

01:06:13.000 Hey, well, no, I'm not ready for that yet.

01:06:16.000 I was starting to go this direction.

01:06:17.000 You know what I was thinking, right?

01:06:19.000 Going in this direction.

01:06:21.000 Hey, dude.

01:06:23.000 What's up, man?

01:06:24.000 Excuse me?

01:06:34.000 Rude.

01:06:35.000 Very rude guy.

01:06:41.000 Neck hurts.

01:06:42.000 Neck hurts, department.

01:06:44.000 I gotta sit a different way.

01:06:45.000 Gotta get better posture, I guess.

01:06:50.000 I guess I lost all my armor in the big thing, you know?

01:06:55.000 In that big thing?

01:06:59.000 In the day of revenge.

01:07:05.000 Just kidding.

01:07:06.000 Uh oh, is that a police officer?

01:07:11.000 Officer, don't shoot.

01:07:17.000 I am innocent.

01:07:18.000 Hands up.

01:07:19.000 Don't shoot.

01:07:43.000 Well, now I'm in a real fix again.

01:07:47.000 Can you just turn police off?

01:07:48.000 Why do the police have to be on your case all the time?

01:07:53.000 I was just getting an Arizona iced tea.

01:07:58.000 And they get on my case.

01:08:04.000 Driving while being Italian, I guess, right?

01:08:08.000 It's always something.

01:08:17.000 They just won't leave me alone.

01:08:19.000 They just won't leave me alone.

01:08:21.000 Just leave me alone, please.

01:08:24.000 I did nothing wrong.

01:08:27.000 I am an honor roll student!

01:08:33.000 And I didn't do anything wrong.

01:08:35.000 I was getting my life back together.

01:08:49.000 Where even how to even get on the highway from here?

01:08:51.000 I don't even know Alright, is it this way?

01:09:05.000 I think.

01:09:07.000 Hello, tunnel.

01:09:11.000 Hello, tunnel department.

01:09:12.000 Am I going the wrong way?

01:09:20.000 Yes, the tunnel is not this way.

01:09:22.000 The tunnel is this way.

01:09:34.000 That's a bad day for you, my friend.

01:09:41.000 Just want to make sure we got him.

01:09:43.000 Ah, but it took out my wheels.

01:09:45.000 But it took out my wheels in the process, it sounds like.

01:09:53.000 Got him.

01:09:53.000 I'm good.

01:09:54.000 I am good at the game.

01:09:56.000 I'm good at the game.

01:09:57.000 Hello?

01:10:00.000 I didn't even have to use aim assist.

01:10:06.000 The cops are right wing watch, yeah.

01:10:09.000 That was Jared Holt that was behind me there.

01:10:13.000 Hello, Tunnel.

01:10:15.000 My old friend.

01:10:16.000 Whoops.

01:10:17.000 Oops.

01:10:19.000 Hello, Tunnel.

01:10:21.000 Hello, Tunnel Department.

01:10:27.000 Hey, there's that guy that's always telling me to go to the gym.

01:10:30.000 Hey, what's up, dude?

01:10:32.000 Oh, just kidding.

01:10:33.000 Just kidding.

01:10:34.000 Just kidding.

01:10:35.000 It's a joke.

01:10:37.000 Oh, you better watch yourself, my friend.

01:10:45.000 Why did I put the knife away?

01:10:45.000 Hang on.

01:10:49.000 Is this guy kidding me?

01:10:59.000 God.

01:11:01.000 Why do you got to make it so hard?

01:11:09.000 Nick has the best right wing content on YouTube.

01:11:11.000 So true.

01:11:14.000 Yeah, Nick, great stream.

01:11:16.000 Hey, thanks, bro.

01:11:18.000 Do you like Chief Keef?

01:11:19.000 Yeah.

01:11:21.000 Yeah, I like Chief Keef.

01:11:23.000 Hey, what's up, man?

01:11:28.000 Hey, what's up, bro?

01:11:31.000 How's it going?

01:11:35.000 Where are you going, man?

01:11:37.000 Hey!

01:11:39.000 Want to play Fortnite later?

01:11:45.000 It's a John Wick LTM.

01:11:47.000 Yo, dude, want to play the John Wick LTM with me on Fortnite?

01:11:57.000 This isn't Grand Theft Auto.

01:11:58.000 Yeah, it is.

01:12:03.000 John Wick LTM.

01:12:08.000 Hey, dude.

01:12:13.000 Excuse me, sir, you're being extremely anti Semitic.

01:12:17.000 Gonna have to stop you right there, my friend.

01:12:23.000 Five stars, we're gonna get there.

01:12:38.000 If you just kill NPCs that respawn in the tunnel, very good money making scheme, I think.

01:12:48.000 I guess you could say I'm a pretty sick guy.

01:12:59.000 Alright, I think that's everybody.

01:13:01.000 I think I'm safe.

01:13:04.000 I think I'm finally.

01:13:06.000 Oh, no.

01:13:07.000 Spoke too soon.

01:13:11.000 It doesn't get old, though.

01:13:13.000 It just doesn't get old.

01:13:20.000 Gotta go pick up the money.

01:13:21.000 I think it's the time for a Big Mac, and I just ate a bunch of pizza.

01:13:28.000 I just actually ate a bunch of pizza earlier.

01:13:40.000 Okay, we're good.

01:13:45.000 The world has been made safe for democracy.

01:14:02.000 I'm eating Domino's, says T for None.

01:14:04.000 What do you get on it?

01:14:07.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond, Matt.

01:14:09.000 Thank you.

01:14:15.000 Defend your life.

01:14:16.000 Yeah, I had to.

01:14:17.000 I was in a self defense situation with those construction workers.

01:14:30.000 Alright, I gotta get boosted again.

01:14:31.000 Gotta get a little boost.

01:14:34.000 Hello, boost department.

01:14:39.000 Man, I feel good.

01:14:49.000 Let me just drop this.

01:14:51.000 Can the chair go a little bit lower?

01:14:52.000 There we go.

01:14:53.000 That'll support a better posture here.

01:14:57.000 A better gaming posture.

01:15:01.000 Can I rob people at the ATM or no?

01:15:05.000 I feel like you can, but I forget if there's a special way to do it.

01:15:11.000 That didn't really work.

01:15:11.000 I guess not.

01:15:15.000 Ma'am.

01:15:19.000 How does she not have any money?

01:15:21.000 Oh, that was an ATM.

01:15:21.000 She's just.

01:15:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:25.000 It was a ticket machine.

01:15:26.000 That wasn't an ATM.

01:15:28.000 She was getting her ticket.

01:15:29.000 Of course.

01:15:31.000 Duh.

01:15:34.000 I thought she was in an ATM.

01:15:35.000 No wonder she didn't have any money.

01:15:43.000 It all looks the same to me.

01:15:46.000 Hey, dude.

01:15:49.000 I think your car is kind of stupid, actually.

01:15:52.000 Hey, man, I think your car is kind of lame.

01:16:00.000 Hey, dog.

01:16:01.000 Nice car.

01:16:03.000 Hey, man, nice car.

01:16:13.000 Nice car, idiot.

01:16:19.000 Not worth it.

01:16:20.000 Not worth it.

01:16:20.000 We'll get him next time.

01:16:22.000 Hey, nice car.

01:16:25.000 Yo, nice car.

01:16:27.000 How'd you make that, usury?

01:16:32.000 Hey, bro.

01:16:33.000 Hey, what's up?

01:16:34.000 Nice car.

01:16:36.000 Nice car, dude.

01:16:39.000 Ah!

01:16:41.000 Why won't somebody just fight me already?

01:16:43.000 Hey, nice car.

01:16:50.000 Nobody wants a piece of me, huh?

01:16:55.000 That's okay, it's a red light.

01:16:56.000 I'll get this next one.

01:16:58.000 Is this a woman?

01:17:00.000 Hey, nice car!

01:17:10.000 Hey, nice car, dude.

01:17:14.000 What?

01:17:17.000 Oh, come on.

01:17:20.000 Man.

01:17:21.000 I don't even know where they are.

01:17:27.000 I'm so mad.

01:17:29.000 I'm so mad that I got hit by that car.

01:17:38.000 That was a close call.

01:17:39.000 I almost got hit.

01:17:40.000 Makes me really frustrated.

01:17:49.000 It made me really frustrated and mad that I almost got hit by that car.

01:17:54.000 So, you know.

01:17:57.000 Having a bit of a bad day, I guess you could say.

01:18:10.000 I'm just having a really bad day, ma'am.

01:18:20.000 If you run in a zigzag pattern, they actually can't shoot you.

01:18:29.000 The ultimate cheat code is realizing that if you run in a zigzag pattern, they will not be able to hit you.

01:18:38.000 You don't even need a car.

01:18:45.000 Thank you.

01:18:50.000 Alright, I gotta get out of here.

01:18:53.000 Excuse me.

01:18:56.000 Driving while black.

01:18:57.000 Yeah, very typical of you.

01:19:03.000 But you're over policing this community.

01:19:07.000 Talk about over policing a low income community, am I right?

01:19:12.000 Sheesh, can't catch a break.

01:19:15.000 You just have the wrong zip code, and it's like you're automatically a criminal or something.

01:19:26.000 I want that bite.

01:19:39.000 Hello, tunnel department?

01:19:41.000 Yo, get the tunnel department on the line again.

01:19:45.000 Okay.

01:19:54.000 Damn, that was a good shot.

01:19:55.000 I'm good at the game.

01:19:57.000 I'm good at this game.

01:19:58.000 I play this game a lot.

01:20:05.000 Hey, it's you again.

01:20:09.000 That guy just pulled a gun on me.

01:20:14.000 Hey, that guy just pulled a gun on me, too.

01:20:20.000 He just has a gun.

01:20:20.000 Stop.

01:20:23.000 That guy has a gun, too.

01:20:26.000 Don't worry, I'll stop him.

01:20:29.000 It'll take too long for the police to arrive.

01:20:32.000 Alright, don't worry, I got him.

01:20:35.000 That was close, man.

01:20:38.000 Damn, these people are.

01:20:40.000 Is it just me, or are things getting crazier out there?

01:20:44.000 Is it just me, or are things getting crazier out there?

01:20:49.000 All three of those construction workers just pulled the gun out on me.

01:20:52.000 Unreal.

01:20:54.000 Good thing I had the Second Amendment to protect myself.

01:20:57.000 Damn, that would have been bad.

01:21:00.000 Could you think of the massacre that would have happened if I wasn't armed and ready to neutralize that threat?

01:21:09.000 It's really hard to imagine the carnage.

01:21:20.000 If I wasn't there to protect you, babe, I'm trying to protect you.

01:21:37.000 Hang on, I think this guy just pulled a gun.

01:21:40.000 That guy has a gun in his hand right now!

01:21:44.000 Drop it!

01:21:45.000 Drop the gun!

01:21:48.000 Hey!

01:21:49.000 You!

01:21:49.000 Drop that gun!

01:21:51.000 I said drop it!

01:21:55.000 Okay, I think it's clear.

01:21:59.000 Aw, shit, shit!

01:22:00.000 No, they're gonna take out my bike!

01:22:02.000 Okay, I'm good.

01:22:06.000 She was coming right for me!

01:22:07.000 She was running towards me!

01:22:13.000 Man, good thing I got out of there.

01:22:15.000 Sheesh.

01:22:24.000 What happened to the stream?

01:22:47.000 Refresh.

01:22:50.000 Am I back?

01:22:52.000 Am I okay?

01:22:54.000 Okay, we gooch.

01:22:55.000 We gooch.

01:22:58.000 We goochy.

01:23:00.000 Almost had to take out my.

01:23:01.000 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:03.000 Now's a good opportunity.

01:23:05.000 Nothing happened.

01:23:06.000 Everybody was saying F and my thing was loading.

01:23:09.000 I forgot to show you guys.

01:23:12.000 Yo, check this out.

01:23:12.000 Check this out.

01:23:14.000 Isn't this dope?

01:23:18.000 I got this the other day at Walmart.

01:23:22.000 Isn't this epic?

01:23:25.000 I don't know why the chroma key is a little jazzed up.

01:23:28.000 It's all yellow.

01:23:30.000 It's a Fortnite.

01:23:31.000 It's a Scar.

01:23:32.000 It's a Scar Nerf gun.

01:23:34.000 Isn't that epic?

01:23:35.000 Imagine if I saw you in real life like this.

01:23:38.000 Imagine if I saw you in real life.

01:23:43.000 In Neo Tilted.

01:23:53.000 So, I was going to open my drawer there, and then I remembered my gun was in the way.

01:23:58.000 My sidearm was in the way there.

01:24:01.000 Pretty epic, though, right?

01:24:02.000 It's a Fortnite Nerf gun.

01:24:06.000 I picked it up from Walmart the other day.

01:24:12.000 So, this is where my super chat money goes.

01:24:20.000 Well, you know, that was my birthday money.

01:24:23.000 You know, my birthday from August.

01:24:25.000 That was my August birthday money.

01:24:28.000 Nick, do this.

01:24:29.000 Everyone wants to open this chest.

01:24:31.000 Chest will open once it hits 1,000 lino.

01:24:35.000 All right, you know what?

01:24:37.000 I'll open the chest.

01:24:38.000 Why not?

01:24:39.000 It's up to 250.

01:24:42.000 Chest rewards will expire.

01:24:44.000 Yeah, all right, all right.

01:24:45.000 I'll open the chest.

01:24:49.000 All right, chest is opening, everybody.

01:24:51.000 Hey, everybody, chest is opening.

01:24:53.000 Better collect your rewards.

01:24:56.000 Better collect the rewards there.

01:24:58.000 Hey, and remember to subscribe to my channel.

01:25:00.000 Yo, hey, hey, and remember to subscribe to my channel.

01:25:06.000 You know, what happens if I find you in the streets in the real world and you're not subscribed to my DLive channel?

01:25:13.000 That's something you've got to ask yourself.

01:25:15.000 So ask yourself one question.

01:25:17.000 You want to find me in an alleyway and you're not subscribed to my DLive?

01:25:22.000 I don't think so.

01:25:30.000 Wow, Jay Russell got 20 lino points.

01:25:33.000 Big, very big.

01:25:35.000 Very based and red pilled, actually.

01:25:38.000 Let me get rid of that.

01:25:41.000 Wow, hey, thank you guys for the lemons.

01:25:42.000 Everybody's giving the love right back.

01:25:44.000 Wow, thanks so much, everybody.

01:25:46.000 Wow, look at all that yellow.

01:25:48.000 Look at all that lino, baby.

01:25:51.000 Lino flowing.

01:25:56.000 Hey, miss.

01:25:59.000 Oh, sorry, I accidentally bumped into you.

01:26:04.000 Hey, stand up straight.

01:26:17.000 Let's see what this is about.

01:26:29.000 I wanted to let her.

01:26:31.000 I really wanted to let her live.

01:26:33.000 What did you just say?

01:26:35.000 What did you just say?

01:26:36.000 Men are pigs?

01:26:43.000 Who's yelling at me?

01:26:45.000 Aw, there's a cop in here?

01:26:51.000 She thinks you're a pig, dude.

01:26:54.000 Dumb idiot defending her.

01:26:57.000 Talk about a white knight.

01:27:02.000 I wanted to let her live, I did, but what did she say?

01:27:04.000 She said, All men are pigs.

01:27:07.000 I was gonna let you live, but then you called me a pig, so.

01:27:09.000 What do you think about that?

01:27:19.000 All men are pigs, haven't you heard?

01:27:21.000 Hey!

01:27:29.000 Alright, I gotta get out of here.

01:27:38.000 Yeah, unbelievable the audacity.

01:27:41.000 All men are pigs.

01:27:43.000 I'll remember that one.

01:27:46.000 I'll remember that one.

01:27:55.000 Why no new Bitcoin?

01:27:57.000 So true.

01:27:58.000 What's up, dude?

01:28:06.000 Hey, all men are pigs.

01:28:08.000 Spread the word.

01:28:10.000 Spread the word.

01:28:11.000 All men are pigs.

01:28:18.000 Where is she?

01:28:20.000 Ah!

01:28:21.000 All men are pigs, babe.

01:28:25.000 I'm just.

01:28:26.000 Come on, there we are.

01:28:28.000 Didn't you hear?

01:28:34.000 Aw, yeah, sorry.

01:28:37.000 Aw, come on, I can't reach far.

01:28:40.000 Far enough, there we are, okay.

01:28:44.000 We're all pigs, babe!

01:28:51.000 Alright, I'm outta here.

01:29:06.000 Smile though, your heart is breaking.

01:29:08.000 Yeah, so true.

01:29:09.000 So true.

01:29:15.000 There we are, LMA.

01:29:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:17.000 There we go.

01:29:22.000 Epic Wheelie Department.

01:29:25.000 Hello, did I just pull off an epic Wheelie?

01:29:32.000 Alright, I gotta get out of this tunnel system.

01:29:34.000 It's pissing me off.

01:29:38.000 Hey guys.

01:29:41.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond rectified, Mike.

01:29:45.000 I got some bad ideas in my head.

01:29:52.000 Where's that noise coming from?

01:29:56.000 Look at this one.

01:29:57.000 She's just asking for it.

01:29:58.000 You're begging for it.

01:30:01.000 But we gotta move on.

01:30:02.000 But we gotta move on in the game.

01:30:03.000 We need new adventures.

01:30:08.000 Is there a guy playing the Bogos up here?

01:30:14.000 Oh, look at this.

01:30:15.000 This is nice.

01:30:23.000 This is nice Can I why can't I move it to the left here?

01:30:48.000 What the heck?

01:30:49.000 There we go.

01:30:54.000 How do I change faces again?

01:31:04.000 I like that action.

01:31:07.000 That's a good one.

01:31:08.000 That's a keeper, definitely.

01:31:12.000 We'll save that.

01:31:33.000 I like that.

01:31:33.000 You know what?

01:31:34.000 That's nice.

01:31:35.000 I'm out.

01:31:36.000 I don't need to kill anybody here.

01:31:41.000 Spoke too soon.

01:31:47.000 Spoke too soon.

01:31:48.000 Sorry.

01:31:50.000 I didn't want to do it, but you heard me.

01:31:52.000 I said, you know what?

01:31:53.000 We're going to move on.

01:31:53.000 We're good.

01:32:00.000 You know, but I don't know.

01:32:03.000 Something just spoke to me there.

01:32:07.000 You born in '94?

01:32:08.000 Oh, he's talking to Jay Russell.

01:32:11.000 Yeah, sorry, dude.

01:32:17.000 Didn't want to do it.

01:32:18.000 White Milk gives me a diamond.

01:32:20.000 Hey, thank you, bro.

01:32:23.000 Thank you, Milkster.

01:32:25.000 Excuse me.

01:32:27.000 I'm just going to hop on here and get out of Dodge.

01:32:30.000 Hey, oh.

01:32:31.000 Hey, oh.

01:32:40.000 Whoa, close.

01:32:42.000 That was a close one.

01:32:49.000 Whoa, too close.

01:32:59.000 Where'd she go?

01:33:05.000 Ready for this?

01:33:06.000 That wasn't very high intensity like I thought it would be.

01:33:13.000 Hey, money.

01:33:17.000 Do I gotta get off the bike to collect the money?

01:33:19.000 I guess so.

01:33:23.000 Could you play Higher Love?

01:33:24.000 I'm not in control of the music, it's just the radio.

01:33:28.000 Hey, cool car, dude.

01:33:30.000 Aw, I'd see him move his head at the last second.

01:33:46.000 Ho is mad.

01:33:48.000 Yeah.

01:33:49.000 See the way she spread her legs?

01:33:51.000 Yikes.

01:33:53.000 Damn, man.

01:34:09.000 Time to go to the beach, baby.

01:34:11.000 Oh, is that a.

01:34:15.000 No, Is that a pitbull?

01:34:18.000 I think, sir, that's a pitbull.

01:34:20.000 Pitbulls are illegal.

01:34:23.000 Pitbulls are illegal, sir.

01:34:29.000 Pitbulls are now illegal.

01:34:41.000 I'm like, I don't make the rules.

01:34:43.000 I just enthusiastically enforce them.

01:34:48.000 Okay?

01:34:52.000 Thank you for the diamond, you are.

01:34:54.000 Much appreciated.

01:34:59.000 Is that a BMW?

01:35:01.000 No.

01:35:25.000 Hey, dudes.

01:35:33.000 Hey, everybody.

01:35:38.000 Oh, he's smoking cigarettes?

01:35:38.000 Oh.

01:35:40.000 I'm sorry, man.

01:35:41.000 Cigarettes are degenerate, dude.

01:35:44.000 You're killing yourself with those, dude.

01:35:47.000 I'm not going to let you harm yourself in this way.

01:35:52.000 Why are you enabling that behavior, my friend?

01:35:57.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond, T for None.

01:35:59.000 Much appreciated.

01:36:05.000 I don't think I even need to say anything for that one.

01:36:11.000 Sorry, no cigarettes.

01:36:12.000 No cigarettes, dude.

01:36:16.000 You know the rules.

01:36:26.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond, T. Much appreciated.

01:36:35.000 Her ankles were showing ya.

01:36:40.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:36:42.000 That was the problem with that one.

01:36:50.000 Aw, damn it.

01:36:53.000 Ho ho!

01:36:54.000 I'm good at the game, dude.

01:36:57.000 Yo, but I'm good at the game.

01:37:03.000 Didn't hit that guy, I don't think.

01:37:12.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond treader.

01:37:14.000 Much appreciated.

01:37:19.000 That's a cop.

01:37:19.000 Aw, shit.

01:37:37.000 Damn, nice dodge, yo.

01:37:39.000 Thanks.

01:37:39.000 Number one, King.

01:37:41.000 Oh, epic.

01:37:42.000 Number one, baby.

01:37:43.000 Number one on DLive.

01:37:46.000 Big time, big leagues.

01:37:49.000 Yo, hey, thank you for the diamonds.

01:37:51.000 Wow, lots of diamonds going up in chat.

01:37:53.000 Thank you.

01:37:54.000 Oh, hey, everybody.

01:37:55.000 What's going on?

01:37:57.000 Oh, you didn't invite me?

01:38:00.000 Why are you never on Discord anymore?

01:38:09.000 Why?

01:38:10.000 Come on, lady.

01:38:16.000 Okay, I gotta get out of here, though.

01:38:19.000 I already got three stars?

01:38:20.000 Yeah, why even bother not killing the police anymore?

01:38:24.000 Oh!

01:38:26.000 I'm screwed, dude.

01:38:27.000 If I didn't have full armor, I would be boned.

01:38:30.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond shredder.

01:38:33.000 Diamond's going off in chat.

01:38:46.000 It was a robbery gone wrong.

01:38:51.000 I didn't take any cash, but it was a robbery gone wrong.

01:39:01.000 Hello, tunnel department.

01:39:05.000 What?

01:39:07.000 What did I even hit?

01:39:11.000 Yo, tunnel department.

01:39:16.000 Hello, tunnel department.

01:39:20.000 I hope I don't run into those thugs here.

01:39:23.000 I hope I don't run into those thugs in the tunnel that I saw last time.

01:39:27.000 You know, the ones that pulled the gun on me.

01:39:31.000 Okay, thank God.

01:39:32.000 Missed them.

01:39:34.000 I avoided those guys.

01:39:35.000 you Alright, I'm gonna do a mission.

01:39:46.000 Once I get out of this jam here, then we're doing a mission.

01:39:53.000 Okay.

01:39:55.000 We gotta get serious.

01:39:56.000 We gotta buckle down, get a little bit of money.

01:39:58.000 How much money do I have?

01:39:59.000 $1,000, $1,400?

01:40:09.000 Discord banned me and like a ton of people like a day ago, says Alt Might.

01:40:14.000 Sorry to hear that.

01:40:15.000 Yeah, I got banned on Discord a long time ago.

01:40:20.000 So.

01:40:21.000 What the f why does it just keep going down?

01:40:23.000 It was supposed to go up!

01:40:28.000 Lame.

01:40:30.000 Lame.

01:40:36.000 Alright, mission time.

01:40:38.000 Time to buckle down here.

01:40:39.000 Can I not, uh.

01:40:41.000 I guess I can't even zoom out on the map there.

01:41:05.000 You have to progress in the game for the stocks to change.

01:41:09.000 Bruh, bruh!

01:41:11.000 He trolled you and bought the opposite stock.

01:41:14.000 Yeah, it seems to happen a lot.

01:41:16.000 That seems to happen a lot.

01:41:18.000 Okay, let's get over to our marker here.

01:41:23.000 I don't know, I'm getting a little hungry now.

01:41:25.000 Maybe it's time to get a little Mac.

01:41:31.000 Time for the Mac to go in.

01:41:33.000 Oh, whoops.

01:41:34.000 I guess this is fine.

01:41:35.000 I can go this way.

01:41:39.000 Yo, T. Thank you for the Ninjagini, big guy.

01:41:43.000 Much appreciated.

01:41:46.000 Thank you so much.

01:41:49.000 And the Diamond.

01:41:50.000 Wow, T. T going all out for me today.

01:41:55.000 Diamonds, Ninjaginis.

01:41:58.000 Thank you, big guy.

01:41:59.000 I appreciate it.

01:42:00.000 Fongul.

01:42:04.000 Hello, Lino Department.

01:42:07.000 Yeah, thank you, my man.

01:42:12.000 We support our knicker.

01:42:13.000 Yeah, thank you, bro.

01:42:14.000 I appreciate it.

01:42:17.000 Big ups.

01:42:19.000 Big love going out to Mr. T. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:42:27.000 What was this situation?

01:42:34.000 What is it?

01:42:34.000 What does the blue marker there say?

01:42:41.000 Who is this?

01:42:42.000 Hey, how you doing?

01:42:44.000 Hey, great.

01:42:45.000 Really great.

01:42:46.000 Well, I know how you are.

01:42:46.000 How are you?

01:42:49.000 Do you?

01:42:50.000 Yes, it's obvious.

01:42:51.000 It's really obvious.

01:42:53.000 Once you've studied the literature and done the classwork and studied in a group, it's really obvious.

01:42:58.000 I'm getting really close now.

01:43:00.000 Close to everything.

01:43:02.000 You, well, you're still lost.

01:43:05.000 You live in the happiest place in the world, and yet you feel like life is passing you by?

01:43:11.000 That's because you don't know.

01:43:12.000 Anything at all.

01:43:13.000 Everything you know is a lie.

01:43:16.000 Everything.

01:43:17.000 Listen, brother, if you're interested in the truth, go to epsilonprogram.com and prepare to be amazed.

01:43:24.000 Remember, the tract has not yet been written.

01:43:28.000 Okay.

01:43:31.000 Hey, live with your doubts, brother, brother.

01:43:34.000 I'm happy with my certainties.

01:43:38.000 So, what is this even about?

01:43:41.000 In game phone browser.

01:43:43.000 Epsilon program.

01:43:44.000 Let's check it out.

01:43:45.000 Let's humor this guy.

01:43:47.000 Trees can talk, but only some people can hear them.

01:43:52.000 That's a fact.

01:43:54.000 Sperm is a lie.

01:43:58.000 It does not exist.

01:44:01.000 You were told about sperm to make you believe in the great evolutionary myth.

01:44:06.000 Oh, no, it's, uh, don't tell me.

01:44:12.000 Sounds like it's some heretical religion, huh?

01:44:21.000 Yeah, you know what we do to people like that, don't you?

01:44:24.000 I'm sorry, man.

01:44:25.000 I really am.

01:44:28.000 I really am, but this is a Catholic country.

01:44:34.000 This is a Catholic country.

01:44:35.000 I'm sorry.

01:44:42.000 I'm sorry, but can't have it.

01:44:46.000 Just can't have it.

01:44:47.000 I'm sorry.

01:44:51.000 Alright.

01:45:00.000 Can't be having people spread false religions.

01:45:04.000 No way, Jose.

01:45:05.000 Sorry.

01:45:08.000 But I'm playing this game.

01:45:09.000 This is my Catholic playthrough, my Catholic run through.

01:45:13.000 So, yo, thank you for the Diamond Shredder.

01:45:16.000 Yeah, no stars.

01:45:17.000 Did you notice that?

01:45:19.000 I guess they didn't mind.

01:45:25.000 Sign says no soliciting, big guy.

01:45:42.000 This is the mission I thought we were supposed to be doing the heist.

01:46:04.000 Bummer.

01:46:06.000 Alright, whatever.

01:46:09.000 I'll bite.

01:46:10.000 Oh.

01:46:13.000 What the heck?

01:46:15.000 That guy popped out of nowhere.

01:46:42.000 Poned.

01:46:43.000 Faced Michael.

01:47:08.000 Don't really care for the mission play.

01:47:10.000 I don't care for the dialogue.

01:47:12.000 I don't care for goofy tutorial type things I gotta do.

01:47:18.000 Just give me the money.

01:47:20.000 Give me the guns.

01:47:23.000 Let me create my own missions.

01:47:26.000 I think I'm much better at creating my own missions, frankly.

01:47:30.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond shredder.

01:47:37.000 Much appreciated.

01:47:40.000 This one's cool.

01:47:47.000 You know, this bike's pretty bread pilled.

01:47:53.000 What a stupid mission.

01:47:55.000 Seriously?

01:47:59.000 A bike race?

01:48:02.000 What if I just killed a bunch of people on the bicycle?

01:48:06.000 What if I just pulled out my handgun?

01:48:10.000 Front brake LT, rear brake RT.

01:48:24.000 LOL, bruh.

01:48:25.000 I know, right?

01:48:27.000 So stupid.

01:48:30.000 You should play online.

01:48:31.000 I really like online.

01:48:34.000 How you saved the city from that terrorist cell tunneling below the city?

01:48:40.000 Yeah, I did.

01:48:40.000 I saved them.

01:48:43.000 Me and my firearm.

01:48:47.000 Assault bikes.

01:48:54.000 Sneak in the way doctor's office and perform abortions.

01:48:57.000 I don't think that's a.

01:48:58.000 I don't think you could do that in the game.

01:49:01.000 Go to the gym in GTA.

01:49:03.000 Yeah, LOL, you're funny.

01:49:08.000 Is he playing on console or PC?

01:49:10.000 He is playing on PC.

01:49:28.000 You save your daughter from fornicating.

01:49:31.000 Oh, cool.

01:49:33.000 Based.

01:49:44.000 Why is it zoomed out like that?

01:49:46.000 Gay AF, yeah, I know.

01:49:47.000 I know, I know.

01:49:48.000 Get the Thanos mod.

01:49:50.000 I don't know how to mod.

01:49:57.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond rectified mic.

01:50:01.000 Yo, this is real.

01:50:19.000 Imagine Oppo researchers watching these old streams when Nick is running for office.

01:50:23.000 Yeah, that'd be pretty funny.

01:50:27.000 Open the cash?

01:50:28.000 What does that mean?

01:50:30.000 Open the box, you mean?

01:50:32.000 I'm not opening the box until.

01:50:34.000 $250 is the minimum, alright?

01:50:37.000 $250 is the minimum.

01:50:42.000 Ali Akbar.

01:50:43.000 Ali Alexander posted about you on his IG story today.

01:50:47.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:50:52.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond, white milk.

01:50:55.000 Thank you, bro.

01:50:58.000 So, what do I gotta do now?

01:50:59.000 Kill a bunch of people?

01:51:02.000 Stream Halo and you'll win an election?

01:51:07.000 I'll stream it once it comes out.

01:51:11.000 Oh, whoa, no!

01:51:13.000 Oops.

01:51:15.000 My bad.

01:51:22.000 Okay, you know what?

01:51:24.000 We'll lose him if we keep going this way.

01:51:27.000 Who the fuck are these people?

01:51:29.000 Oh, you know, TV people, celebs, serious drug dealers.

01:51:32.000 Well, since when did TV people and drug dealers start hanging out?

01:51:37.000 Come on, Dad, it's Los Santos!

01:51:41.000 Back up, you pricks!

01:51:43.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond, T. Thank you.

01:51:49.000 Thank you.

01:51:49.000 Let's go!

01:51:51.000 Oh!

01:51:52.000 Haha.

01:51:54.000 Oops, I wasn't paying attention there.

01:51:57.000 Wasn't paying attention there.

01:51:59.000 And it cost me.

01:52:03.000 Alright, alright.

01:52:07.000 This mission is stupid and I hate it.

01:52:14.000 I gotta keep those in the water, yeah.

01:52:15.000 Hey, thank you for the Diamond Shredder.

01:52:18.000 Have I played Red Dead Redemption 2?

01:52:20.000 Yeah.

01:52:22.000 Yeah, I've played it.

01:52:23.000 I don't really like it that much.

01:52:36.000 Looks like this is the way out!

01:53:39.000 I hate this mission.

01:53:41.000 Yeah, me too, dude.

01:53:42.000 Catboy donations only.

01:53:44.000 Yeah, when's somebody going to donate a catboy?

01:53:44.000 So true.

01:53:46.000 That's what I'd like to hear.

01:53:49.000 That's what I'd like to see come into the account.

01:53:53.000 When's the catboy donation coming in?

01:53:59.000 This dialogue is like nail on a chalkboard.

01:54:01.000 Yeah, so true.

01:54:12.000 Play me in Madden?

01:54:13.000 No, I don't play sports games.

01:54:24.000 Cool mission, man.

01:54:25.000 Wow, that was fun.

01:54:43.000 Yo, thanks for the Ninjagini, dude.

01:54:47.000 You say you were a lesbian?

01:54:48.000 Not that there's anything wrong with that.

01:54:52.000 I was just clarifying what you were saying.

01:54:55.000 You know, I like being on DLive.

01:54:56.000 What can I say?

01:54:57.000 Hey, thank you so much for the Ninjagini, dude.

01:55:00.000 I appreciate it.

01:55:13.000 It's just, you know, I just gotta Don't get mixed up in there, officer.

01:55:32.000 Yeah, he got mixed up in it.

01:55:59.000 Oh, I'm out of ammo.

01:56:03.000 Hold up.

01:56:04.000 Can I not do cheat codes in the pause menu?

01:56:07.000 I guess not.

01:56:10.000 Alright.

01:56:11.000 Oh, he's right next to me.

01:56:12.000 I didn't see him.

01:56:14.000 Shit.

01:56:15.000 I didn't even see that guy.

01:56:18.000 Come on.

01:56:21.000 Wait, Hey.

01:56:29.000 Let me just give myself a boost real quick.

01:56:31.000 Yo.

01:56:33.000 Can I just get that boost real quick though?

01:56:38.000 Yo, nah, uh uh.

01:56:49.000 Sssst!

01:56:50.000 Ah!

01:56:59.000 Whoa, no, don't want to go there.

01:57:00.000 I want to go that way.

01:57:04.000 Ah!

01:57:05.000 These guys are like trying to hit me.

01:57:07.000 The civilian driver there.

01:57:09.000 See that?

01:57:10.000 I gotta blast this windshield, man.

01:57:13.000 Okay.

01:57:20.000 Okay, I think I know which way I'm going now.

01:57:22.000 Aw, come on!

01:57:25.000 Fun goal, man.

01:57:26.000 Really?

01:57:28.000 Not making it easy on me.

01:57:35.000 Really, not making it easy on a Nicka, huh?

01:57:39.000 Still a Nicka.

01:57:44.000 Okay, gotta take the next right, get on the highway, hit the tunnel, baby, and then I'm out of here.

01:57:51.000 And we out.

01:57:55.000 It's gonna be close, though.

01:57:56.000 It's gonna be a close one.

01:57:58.000 No!

01:57:58.000 This isn't the tunnel!

01:58:02.000 I don't think this is how you get there.

01:58:06.000 This is not the tunnel.

01:58:11.000 Oh, that's the army guy.

01:58:14.000 Here we go, here we go.

01:58:17.000 We're getting closer, we're getting closer.

01:58:26.000 Ah, yes.

01:58:27.000 Is this the tunnel?

01:58:29.000 This is the tunnel.

01:58:32.000 No, it's not the tunnel.

01:58:34.000 No, the next one is the tunnel, but the next one is the tunnel.

01:58:38.000 Oh, there's a truck in front of me.

01:58:42.000 Nah, come on.

01:58:45.000 Just gotta blast.

01:58:46.000 No, he just gotta power through, though.

01:58:48.000 Just gotta power through.

01:58:52.000 Because we're almost there.

01:58:53.000 Yeah, here we go.

01:58:55.000 Ah, yes, the tunnel.

01:58:57.000 Of course.

01:59:02.000 That just cost me a lot of ammo, and I didn't even get any in return.

01:59:17.000 Hello, tunnel department.

01:59:22.000 Are you going to the seventh annual parade of minions?

01:59:26.000 I don't know what that is.

01:59:28.000 Do they even know about the tunnel?

01:59:31.000 In triple parentheses?

01:59:34.000 Uh oh.

01:59:35.000 I can't even blast through that thing.

01:59:39.000 Hey, you just pulled a gun on me.

01:59:50.000 All right.

02:00:02.000 Okay, we're good.

02:00:04.000 We're good. We're safe.

02:00:07.000 Hamas built the tunnels.

02:00:09.000 LOL, yeah.

02:00:11.000 LOL.

02:00:12.000 Yeah, Ben Shapiro is not happy about these tunnels.

02:00:23.000 Hey, dude.

02:00:23.000 Hi, Nick.

02:00:27.000 Funny memes, Nick.

02:00:28.000 Yo, thanks, bro.

02:00:44.000 All right, now we do the mission.

02:00:46.000 Now we do the big missions.

02:00:49.000 Okay.

02:01:02.000 Had to change my clothes though.

02:01:12.000 Every time, every time we think we're done.

02:01:21.000 Just when you think, you know, the world is clean.

02:01:26.000 Clean.

02:01:27.000 Then, you know, we get that.

02:01:30.000 We get that in our ears.

02:01:32.000 Open the cache.

02:01:33.000 Not until it hits 250.

02:01:36.000 Nick, how long are you streaming?

02:01:37.000 I was going to go to bed.

02:01:40.000 Then I got a notification sparing me.

02:01:41.000 You want me to stop streaming because you are tired and want to go to bed?

02:01:45.000 Why don't you just go to bed?

02:01:47.000 Dude.

02:01:49.000 Please stop streaming.

02:01:51.000 I'm tired and want to sleep, and I don't want to miss the stream.

02:01:54.000 Just go to bed, bro.

02:01:55.000 Thank you.

02:02:03.000 What was that?

02:02:06.000 Did my car blow up?

02:02:14.000 Nick, don't lie, you got up an hour before the show.

02:02:16.000 You're going to be up all night.

02:02:19.000 I woke up two hours before the show, actually.

02:02:21.000 No, I woke up at 3 p.m. today, actually.

02:02:25.000 So, you can suck it, man.

02:02:28.000 Woke up an hour before the show.

02:02:30.000 That is messed up.

02:02:31.000 I only woke up at 3 p.m.

02:02:37.000 Oh, I missed it.

02:02:40.000 In a few hours.

02:02:41.000 Seriously.

02:02:43.000 Come on, I just want to play the game.

02:02:46.000 But they keep forcing my hand!

02:02:51.000 Ah!

02:02:56.000 No, no, no.

02:02:59.000 What are you doing?

02:03:01.000 What are you doing?

02:03:05.000 Ah, alright, back in the tunnel.

02:03:09.000 I'm coming back up, though.

02:03:14.000 Please, Nick, open the cache.

02:03:16.000 Not until it gets to 250.

02:03:19.000 Actually.

02:03:21.000 Nick, go to an underprivileged neighborhood.

02:03:23.000 I've been there.

02:03:24.000 I've been there.

02:03:27.000 Look at this one.

02:03:28.000 Just got hit by a train.

02:03:32.000 I'm bulletproof.

02:03:36.000 Perhaps you order burger.

02:03:38.000 Might be time to order de burger.

02:03:41.000 Might be time for de burger.

02:03:46.000 I'm getting a little hungry.

02:03:46.000 I don't know.

02:03:47.000 How long has it been since I ate?

02:03:48.000 A few hours?

02:03:49.000 A couple hours?

02:03:53.000 Maybe it's time for a burger.

02:03:57.000 Oh, mister.

02:04:00.000 There we go.

02:04:03.000 Nick, your streams keep getting better and better.

02:04:05.000 Oh, thanks, man.

02:04:06.000 Thank you.

02:04:09.000 One day a rain, a great rain, will clean these tunnels.

02:04:14.000 I agree.

02:04:17.000 Raise your minimum every time someone asks you to open the chest.

02:04:20.000 Good idea.

02:04:22.000 Borger and French fry.

02:04:23.000 Yeah, hopefully I get the French fry this time, right?

02:04:26.000 When am I going on VR chat?

02:04:27.000 I don't know.

02:04:28.000 Maybe when I get VR?

02:04:30.000 I've been meaning to get it for a while, but it's just so much money.

02:04:34.000 You know, to do VR, it's like $1,000 or something.

02:04:37.000 So.

02:04:39.000 But I do want to do it one day.

02:04:41.000 I played VR once at one of those places where it's like you go and you, you know, you go to a place and it's like a VR arcade.

02:04:48.000 And it was epic.

02:04:49.000 I didn't think.

02:04:50.000 I didn't want to do it because it costs like $50 to do it for an hour.

02:04:55.000 And then, uh.

02:04:58.000 But then I ended up doing it, and it was so epic that I went back the next day and did it again, and it was very cool.

02:05:07.000 I just got it.

02:05:08.000 I can't hear it.

02:05:09.000 It's going to make me want to kill again.

02:05:11.000 I just got to move on.

02:05:13.000 So, yeah, one of these days I'll get it.

02:05:16.000 Maybe I'll get it for Christmas or something.

02:05:20.000 VR chat as a catboy?

02:05:22.000 Yeah, maybe.

02:05:26.000 Uh oh.

02:05:31.000 Uh oh.

02:05:32.000 Come on!

02:05:33.000 No, I gotta.

02:05:35.000 I gotta move on.

02:05:38.000 I gotta move on.

02:05:50.000 Is that where it is?

02:05:51.000 Okay.

02:05:53.000 Hmm.

02:05:59.000 Nick Fuentes is calling people big guy at ear rape volume.

02:06:03.000 That's funny.

02:06:23.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond late start.

02:06:28.000 Appreciate it.

02:06:32.000 Oh.

02:06:46.000 I'm good at the game.

02:06:47.000 What can I say?

02:06:48.000 Wait, whoa, whoa!

02:06:49.000 Where's the thing?

02:06:50.000 It moved?

02:06:52.000 Alright.

02:06:54.000 Okay.

02:06:54.000 Guess I gotta go this way.

02:06:58.000 It's moving.

02:07:06.000 I gotta catch it.

02:07:08.000 Ah, but there's that thing going on over there.

02:07:12.000 How do I even.

02:07:13.000 I can't even get up there.

02:07:16.000 Ah, here.

02:07:17.000 Is there an entrance here?

02:07:19.000 Maybe.

02:07:26.000 Let me get on the highway.

02:07:28.000 Hey, there we go.

02:07:36.000 Away.

02:07:38.000 Bruh.

02:07:41.000 Let me get at him.

02:07:44.000 Let me get at him, dog.

02:07:48.000 Come on, seriously.

02:07:50.000 So he just exits the highway.

02:07:52.000 Now I gotta.

02:07:53.000 What a pain in the nuts, dude.

02:08:00.000 And now he's going that way, and he's just.

02:08:06.000 Okay.

02:08:07.000 He's gone now.

02:08:08.000 He's going into the police station.

02:08:09.000 He's gone.

02:08:10.000 He's done.

02:08:12.000 Now, what that is?

02:08:17.000 Son of a.

02:08:18.000 Yeah, he's at the police station.

02:08:21.000 I can't get him at the police station.

02:08:25.000 Ah, well, God, son of a.

02:08:35.000 All right.

02:08:39.000 Where is he now?

02:08:49.000 He's going the other direction.

02:08:50.000 There he is.

02:08:51.000 Here we go.

02:09:04.000 Well, come on.

02:09:05.000 Come on, pull out a gun!

02:09:08.000 What is that?

02:09:09.000 How do I change guns?

02:09:10.000 There we go.

02:09:15.000 Oh, hey, dude.

02:09:16.000 What's up, man?

02:09:22.000 Gotta get the right shot in here without them seeing me with the gun.

02:09:26.000 I can't really see inside, though.

02:09:30.000 Damn it!

02:09:31.000 There we go.

02:09:39.000 Okay.

02:09:40.000 Yeah, we clean.

02:09:41.000 We gooch.

02:09:42.000 We gooch, though.

02:09:46.000 And we out.

02:09:49.000 Okay, okay.

02:09:51.000 I'm taking too long.

02:09:52.000 I'm taking too long.

02:09:53.000 Come on.

02:10:04.000 Oh, there he is.

02:10:05.000 He's right next to me.

02:10:21.000 Hmm.

02:10:28.000 No, dude.

02:10:32.000 Aw, damn it!

02:10:35.000 Okay, the spikes didn't.

02:10:37.000 I didn't get hit by the spikes.

02:10:38.000 Good.

02:10:40.000 I thought they stuck me there.

02:10:53.000 Hello, tunnel.

02:10:57.000 Tunnel time.

02:11:07.000 Ah, come on.

02:11:13.000 Nick, what are your favorite national anthems?

02:11:15.000 What kind of question is that?

02:11:20.000 Nibba's be like, what are your favorite national anthems?

02:11:23.000 You think I spend all day listening to national anthems on YouTube like you do, nerd?

02:11:33.000 Nick is on a secret mission.

02:11:35.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:11:40.000 Seen any movies lately?

02:11:41.000 Yeah, I saw John Wick 3 yesterday.

02:11:44.000 You're a big fan.

02:11:45.000 Hey, cool.

02:11:46.000 Thanks, bro.

02:11:48.000 Frowny face.

02:11:50.000 Owned.

02:11:51.000 Sorry, big guy.

02:11:52.000 I was just kidding, okay?

02:11:54.000 I was just joshing you.

02:11:55.000 Didn't mean any offense.

02:11:58.000 Okay.

02:12:01.000 Gives me a frowny face.

02:12:02.000 What's your favorite stamp?

02:12:04.000 Yeah, great question.

02:12:06.000 Bully, LMAO.

02:12:07.000 Yeah, I'm a bully.

02:12:10.000 Nick, how are you and Brittany doing?

02:12:11.000 Oh, we're good, you know.

02:12:14.000 Midnight keck check.

02:12:15.000 Checked and kecked, man.

02:12:17.000 Checked and kecked.

02:12:21.000 I wonder how Nick would react to a super chatter in game.

02:12:24.000 Yeah.

02:12:25.000 Yeah.

02:12:26.000 I don't think you want to find out.

02:12:29.000 Let's see.

02:12:30.000 Oh, ah!

02:12:35.000 Alright.

02:12:42.000 Favorite YouTube poop?

02:12:44.000 Yeah, I don't know, man.

02:12:45.000 I don't watch YouTube poop.

02:12:46.000 Excuse me.

02:12:54.000 Excuse me.

02:12:54.000 Get ready for Mass Sunday, Nick.

02:12:56.000 Today is Friday.

02:13:04.000 Yeah, why not?

02:13:05.000 Why not utilize the siren?

02:13:07.000 Whoops, sorry there.

02:13:11.000 Important police work in progress.

02:13:14.000 Dude!

02:13:17.000 Seriously?

02:13:29.000 All right All right, Lester, I got us the tag team rifles.

02:13:47.000 All right, then this score is ready to go.

02:13:50.000 Come inside and meet the crew.

02:13:52.000 Okay.

02:13:57.000 Ugh, Cav says, Nick, I'm proud to be a gay man that watches America first.

02:14:02.000 Yikes.

02:14:03.000 I don't know why I'd be proud of that.

02:14:05.000 We're all professionals, we all know the score.

02:14:08.000 Ugh.

02:14:08.000 We're going to execute the plan.

02:14:11.000 We're going to move quick, and we're going to keep cool.

02:14:17.000 Nick, are you still going to listen to Charlie Kirk podcast?

02:14:26.000 No, it's too cringe.

02:14:27.000 Too cringe.

02:14:28.000 Favorite femoid besides grandma?

02:14:30.000 Mom.

02:14:32.000 Yo, thank you for the big diamonds, big guy.

02:14:35.000 Thank you for the big diamond energy.

02:14:37.000 Wait, who am I?

02:14:38.000 Franklin?

02:14:41.000 New book recommendations?

02:14:49.000 No.

02:14:51.000 Books are canceled.

02:14:56.000 Cassie Dillon starting her own podcast.

02:14:59.000 Lell.

02:15:01.000 Why be gay when you can have a beautiful trad woman?

02:15:04.000 WTF, I'm gay now.

02:15:08.000 Imagine that's the mentality.

02:15:10.000 A beautiful trad m'lady.

02:15:12.000 Yeah, never mind.

02:15:14.000 Never mind.

02:15:14.000 Gays are red pilled.

02:15:16.000 Why is Mike wearing Nick's suit?

02:15:18.000 Mike on America First?

02:15:20.000 Who's Mike?

02:15:21.000 Oh, from the game.

02:15:24.000 L.I.

02:15:26.000 So true.

02:15:27.000 Why be gay when you can have Milady?

02:15:31.000 When you can have Milady from the wheat fields.

02:15:34.000 Yeah, never mind.

02:15:36.000 Never mind.

02:15:37.000 Women are canceled.

02:15:38.000 Gays are red pilled.

02:15:39.000 Forget it.

02:15:44.000 Cack.

02:15:47.000 Ah!

02:15:56.000 I really gotta focus because we're in this is the heist now.

02:15:59.000 So can't look at the chat too much because now we gotta focus up.

02:16:04.000 We gotta focus up in a big way.

02:16:08.000 Reading the chat as I say that.

02:16:11.000 Good.

02:16:12.000 Now, Frank, over to you.

02:16:14.000 Uh, yeah, man, I'm Franklin, dawg.

02:16:16.000 And, um, I'm new to these kind of planned out detail robberies.

02:16:19.000 I've done my shit small jobs, you know, liquor stores, warehouses, boosting cars.

02:16:24.000 Then I met this dude right here, Michael, man.

02:16:26.000 And he turned me on to this guy.

02:16:28.000 Focus mode, lay epic style.

02:16:29.000 Lay Ebon.

02:16:30.000 Michael DeSantis.

02:16:32.000 Ebon.

02:16:33.000 Lay Ebon, cool.

02:16:35.000 BB.

02:16:38.000 So stop talking.

02:16:41.000 Uh, be cool, man.

02:16:44.000 Your secret's safe with me.

02:16:46.000 Us?

02:16:48.000 Uh, alright.

02:16:49.000 This is Eddie Toe.

02:16:50.000 He'll be cleaning out the cabinets and handling the getaway.

02:16:52.000 Alright, well, we're here.

02:16:56.000 Why are you reading this?

02:16:57.000 Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

02:16:57.000 Focus.

02:17:03.000 Go get the bikes.

02:17:05.000 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your moment.

02:17:05.000 Go!

02:17:13.000 Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing.

02:17:17.000 On the floor, now!

02:17:20.000 Let's do this!

02:17:21.000 Come on!

02:17:22.000 I'll clean up these displays.

02:17:28.000 How?

02:17:28.000 How do you steal the jewelry?

02:17:31.000 Oh, there it is.

02:17:38.000 Me figuring out the controls.

02:17:47.000 Oh, whoops.

02:17:48.000 Oopsie.

02:17:50.000 40 seconds, huh?

02:17:56.000 Oh, I gotta kill this guard.

02:17:58.000 Shit!

02:18:00.000 Aw, come on.

02:18:01.000 Now I gotta kill this guy.

02:18:04.000 Damn it!

02:18:05.000 Come on!

02:18:07.000 Alright, well, now I know how to do it.

02:18:10.000 Well, now I know how to do it, though.

02:18:11.000 So now we'll be good.

02:18:22.000 Move, dude, move.

02:18:25.000 That's all I get for ten percent.

02:18:27.000 Bullshit.

02:18:29.000 Here we go with this guy now.

02:18:35.000 Seriously?

02:18:36.000 Hey, lady, you want to get killed?

02:18:38.000 Stop right there.

02:18:48.000 What you're paid?

02:18:49.000 I'm bagging it.

02:18:51.000 Cleaning them out.

02:18:51.000 All right, we're running out of time.

02:18:55.000 We gotta step it up if we're gonna hit the target.

02:18:57.000 Hey, we hit our target.

02:18:59.000 Let's see how high we can go.

02:19:02.000 20.

02:19:03.000 Not a lot of time left.

02:19:07.000 Let's go, let's go.

02:19:08.000 We get it all?

02:19:09.000 Yeah.

02:19:12.000 So for the last time, move it.

02:19:14.000 Make it the fuck out of my face.

02:19:17.000 Get a thousand things every day, pal.

02:19:17.000 Okay.

02:19:19.000 Make sure this is one of them.

02:19:22.000 Be at the river.

02:19:23.000 Go.

02:19:24.000 Let's go.

02:19:25.000 Come on.

02:19:26.000 Stay on me.

02:19:27.000 Cross here.

02:19:27.000 Let's go.

02:19:30.000 Hard left here.

02:19:31.000 Going on to the big road.

02:19:33.000 Drive.

02:19:34.000 Let's get on.

02:19:35.000 Gotta focus up, fellas.

02:19:37.000 Can't make any wrong moves.

02:19:47.000 Okay, well how come I'm getting shot here?

02:19:58.000 There we go.

02:20:00.000 Yo, tunnel.

02:20:02.000 Tunnel department.

02:20:30.000 Oh, whoa, whoa.

02:20:32.000 What the fuck?

02:20:36.000 Come on.

02:20:36.000 What?

02:20:37.000 Am I stuck?

02:20:39.000 I'm stuck.

02:20:39.000 Yeah, I know.

02:20:41.000 This game's stupid, man.

02:20:42.000 Whatever.

02:20:47.000 Nick, are you a big fan of the Cars movies?

02:20:49.000 No.

02:20:54.000 all right here we go okay yeah there we go

02:21:25.000 I'm not going to make the same mistake as last time.

02:21:47.000 Ah.

02:22:06.000 Aw, bummer.

02:22:06.000 Ah.

02:22:25.000 Hang in there, boys.

02:22:27.000 How do I how am I even supposed to deal with these guys?

02:22:48.000 I think I got him, right?

02:22:53.000 Oh, now there's more.

02:23:28.000 Okay.

02:23:38.000 Nick get in on this get on what Hey, okay, job well done, huh?

02:23:53.000 Excuse me.

02:23:58.000 Excuse me.

02:23:59.000 I thought I was gonna be stuck to that box.

02:24:03.000 Yeah, I thought you were gonna be stuck under a cop car.

02:24:05.000 There gotta be more dudes waiting around that way.

02:24:08.000 We did not just get away with that shit, did we?

02:24:10.000 You know what?

02:24:12.000 I think we did.

02:24:13.000 Oh, man.

02:24:15.000 Oh, yeah, we did it, baby.

02:24:17.000 We did it.

02:24:18.000 Yeah.

02:24:20.000 Oh.

02:24:20.000 Oh, one step closer to retirement.

02:24:22.000 Excuse me.

02:24:23.000 Did it!

02:24:25.000 Then you come, come on.

02:24:26.000 Call your gym guy, Lesty, baby, because we got merchandise.

02:24:32.000 Where do I go here?

02:24:33.000 Oh, I gotta go.

02:24:35.000 Gotta go here.

02:24:41.000 Ah, bruh.

02:24:44.000 Alright, people.

02:24:46.000 We need to split up.

02:24:47.000 They're gonna be looking for a crew.

02:24:49.000 I'll wire your cuts when the rocks have been sold.

02:24:52.000 Shit was crazy, dog.

02:24:53.000 So, what now?

02:24:54.000 We get out of here, keep our heads down.

02:24:56.000 Hey, you did good, kid.

02:24:57.000 What'd I tell you, Lester, huh?

02:24:59.000 Mm hmm.

02:25:00.000 All right, look, everybody take off.

02:25:02.000 Hey, Franklin.

02:25:04.000 Listen, Lester and I got some things we got to clean up.

02:25:06.000 I want you to stop by the house a little later on.

02:25:08.000 We'll celebrate, all right?

02:25:09.000 All right, okay.

02:25:11.000 Huh?

02:25:12.000 Mm hmm.

02:25:14.000 Okay, all right.

02:25:16.000 Why not use third person?

02:25:17.000 Because I like it better, all right?

02:25:22.000 Why not use third person?

02:25:25.000 Because I like to play first person, okay?

02:25:30.000 I played the story on third person when I played it on PS3, so.

02:25:37.000 Cav says he's gay and Jewish.

02:25:39.000 Yeah, okay.

02:25:40.000 What were he trying to do?

02:25:41.000 Bait me?

02:25:42.000 No, Oh, thank you.

02:25:48.000 I was just here, I believe, a moment ago.

02:26:26.000 Oh Let's get over it.

02:26:46.000 What's up, homie?

02:26:47.000 Hey, look chop got stay around your crib for a while.

02:26:50.000 Yeah, man.

02:26:51.000 It's cool.

02:26:52.000 She's the best place for him anyway Like it ain't nobody out there gunning for your black ass.

02:26:57.000 Bullshit nigga.

02:27:00.000 Just take care of it man.

02:27:08.000 All right.

02:27:11.000 All right.

02:27:13.000 I got you dog Hey, carbine rifle.

02:27:32.000 I don't

02:28:09.000 Feeling a little hungry.

02:28:09.000 know, folks.

02:28:11.000 Feeling a little hungy.

02:28:13.000 We got stuff at home.

02:28:14.000 I should probably just eat what we have in the fridge.

02:28:31.000 Nick really bought a Fortnite scar and not a real one.

02:28:35.000 SMH.

02:28:40.000 Good hamburger.

02:28:41.000 Big Macs for a big guy.

02:28:42.000 I don't know.

02:28:43.000 Hey, thanks for the diamond.

02:28:48.000 Nick, enable emotes.

02:28:54.000 It's too much spam.

02:28:54.000 Can't.

02:29:01.000 Nick's getting tired.

02:29:02.000 I've been streaming for hours now.

02:29:02.000 I am getting tired.

02:29:05.000 So that's that, right?

02:29:06.000 Two hours forty minutes plus the show.

02:29:09.000 Everything about it.

02:29:10.000 Anyone who knows your file, what is wrong with you?

02:29:14.000 Plus, I'm hungry.

02:29:17.000 Plus, I'm hungry.

02:29:25.000 Nate, do you drink coffee?

02:29:26.000 No, I don't drink coffee.

02:29:39.000 What do I?

02:29:40.000 Okay.

02:29:40.000 What the?

02:29:43.000 I don't like playing as Traveller.

02:30:01.000 I only like playing as Michael and Franklin.

02:30:16.000 Yeah, missions.

02:30:24.000 Missions.

02:30:25.000 I'm getting a little mission fatigue.

02:30:38.000 Hungry, sick of the missions.

02:30:42.000 I'm sick of it.

02:30:49.000 You seen Ashley Johnny's looking for yellow checks or the new blue checks?

02:30:54.000 What yellow checks are you talking about?

02:30:55.000 Penis here.

02:30:56.000 Johnny ain't gonna be cool if you're messing with her again.

02:31:00.000 Well, you don't think so, huh?

02:31:00.000 Oh, really?

02:31:01.000 Well, why don't we just ask him then, huh?

02:31:04.000 Hey, hey, cowboy, you mind that I fucked your old lady?

02:31:07.000 Sorry.

02:31:09.000 If that van takes us back to the camp, this area ain't gonna have a biker problem much longer.

02:31:15.000 Ah, whoops.

02:31:16.000 The van's got a pass, but the guys on bikes can go.

02:31:27.000 Don't you see the look on their faces?

02:31:31.000 We scared them, didn't we?

02:31:36.000 Yeah, thank fuck they didn't make you for the harmless idiots you are.

02:31:46.000 I only keep things in the back, I don't mind them.

02:31:52.000 Come on.

02:31:54.000 There we go, okay.

02:31:56.000 Gotta slow it up, man.

02:31:59.000 That's a sharp left.

02:32:02.000 Alrighty, Ruth.

02:32:03.000 Now we just sit on this guy till he gets to them.

02:32:05.000 Oh.

02:32:06.000 Oh, come on!

02:32:10.000 Alright, there we go.

02:32:19.000 Okay, what the boss?

02:32:20.000 Give him enough rope to hang himself.

02:32:23.000 I don't want to hear where you got.

02:32:28.000 Come on, man.

02:32:38.000 All right, follow the band back to the rest.

02:32:41.000 Yeah, not a fan of the mission, right?

02:32:43.000 This region for good.

02:32:45.000 Can't fuck with the band, but we can drop those papers.

02:32:52.000 There's the other one.

02:33:00.000 Look on their faces.

02:33:02.000 We scared them, didn't we?

02:33:04.000 Yeah, thank fuck it.

02:33:05.000 It made you for the harmless idiots you are.

02:33:08.000 You need some feet bounced back here or strapped or something.

02:33:13.000 I only keep things in the back, I don't mind losing.

02:33:20.000 Oh.

02:33:20.000 Okay, can we just stop talking about this cav guy?

02:33:22.000 It's kind of cringe.

02:33:24.000 And I can't really use it.

02:33:26.000 Slow it down.

02:33:29.000 I can't see us taking out all the bikes.

02:33:31.000 People are so stupid.

02:33:32.000 Somebody comes in the chat and they're like, give me attention, give me attention.

02:33:36.000 Everybody's like, bend them, bend them, or, you know, whatever else.

02:33:41.000 It's like, dude.

02:33:45.000 Just ignore.

02:33:58.000 Like this?

02:33:59.000 Oh, we're not gonna make it, we're not going fast enough.

02:34:03.000 The fuck?

02:34:07.000 What a joke!

02:34:08.000 Are you kidding me?

02:34:15.000 So stupid.

02:34:16.000 They're like, yeah, you should do this.

02:34:18.000 It doesn't even work.

02:35:26.000 Was it a shotgun?

02:35:29.000 Alright.

02:35:55.000 Oh, I'm gonna die.

02:35:56.000 Shit!

02:36:12.000 Am I behind cover here?

02:36:21.000 They want you to go the way that they want you to do it.

02:36:25.000 You know?

02:36:27.000 I want you to go behind cover and you gotta inch up.

02:36:37.000 Can't just go in, do your own thing.

02:36:40.000 Kinda lame.

02:36:43.000 Oh.

02:36:52.000 Yeah, I know.

02:37:10.000 Let me go over here.

02:37:13.000 I warned Johnny, and I'll warn you to stay.

02:37:16.000 Oh, where even are these guys?

02:37:23.000 They're like everywhere.

02:37:23.000 The fuck?

02:37:32.000 AAAAAAAAA What is this?

02:37:53.000 What the f- what is that?

02:38:03.000 Oh my god, this stupid level!

02:38:05.000 I don't even want to play this level!

02:38:11.000 Where did the dog come from?

02:38:31.000 Yeah, I don't know where this dog comes from.

02:38:39.000 What is my special ability?

02:38:55.000 Quickly look to an enemy behind you.

02:38:58.000 Hold R.

02:39:02.000 Oh, that's how you do it.

02:39:03.000 Okay.

02:39:04.000 Can I heal up in any way?

02:39:06.000 You know what?

02:39:06.000 Here, how about this?

02:39:10.000 Yeah, there we go.

02:39:12.000 How's that?

02:39:25.000 Oh, he's up top.

02:40:19.000 Okay.

02:40:20.000 Yeah, that was a dumb mission.

02:40:24.000 Ah!

02:40:31.000 In Los Santos.

02:40:32.000 All right, you looking for motivation?

02:40:35.000 Oh yeah, pick me up some sticky bombs.

02:40:38.000 Ortega lives near here.

02:40:39.000 Let's go see him.

02:40:41.000 It's one thing messing with tweaked out bikers, but the Aztecas man the Aztecas just a name is he Illuminati as well and a wacky?

02:40:51.000 Not one of those lizard people?

02:40:53.000 I got this Chinese contact you can meet.

02:40:56.000 At the end he'll buy all the meth we can cook.

02:41:00.000 Our enterprise ain't Just about math.

02:41:02.000 It's about guns, too.

02:41:05.000 The Aztecas control the guns, so we're taking them out.

02:41:18.000 Nick, take a break?

02:41:20.000 Yeah, maybe we'll take a break.

02:41:21.000 Maybe we'll take a food break.

02:41:25.000 This game was not designed for first person, and playing it as such is harder as you can't cover easily.

02:41:30.000 Oh, well, thank you.

02:41:41.000 Gonna eat some McDonald's?

02:41:42.000 Yeah, maybe.

02:41:52.000 Hello, food department.

02:41:53.000 Yeah, I'm hungry.

02:41:54.000 My soggy friend.

02:41:56.000 You are out of business.

02:41:58.000 The lost MC are out of business.

02:42:01.000 The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprise, or they ain't going.

02:42:08.000 Change something, they'll make it true.

02:42:11.000 They're gonna agree like you after this.

02:42:13.000 You ain't gonna last.

02:42:14.000 You ain't gonna hold it together.

02:42:16.000 You're out of business, my friend.

02:42:19.000 The shot callers ain't gonna be happy.

02:42:24.000 He's looking at me.

02:42:25.000 I'll go away, man.

02:42:26.000 But my people think about it.

02:42:32.000 Oh, whoops, that feels better.

02:42:36.000 I guess he don't run nothing no more.

02:42:38.000 What's that to threaten him, not kill him?

02:42:42.000 Whatever, Monty, let's go.

02:42:52.000 This is an unprecedented turn of events.

02:42:55.000 I always said I was gonna take over.

02:42:58.000 People say all kinds of stuff when they're three days into a smoking party.

02:43:02.000 Calling me a bullshitter, friend?

02:43:05.000 Clearly not.

02:43:06.000 No way.

02:43:07.000 You're a man of your word, as evidenced by said events.

02:43:11.000 If I say something is going to happen, it's going to.

02:43:15.000 Maybe not today or tomorrow, but as soon as the moment is opportune.

02:43:20.000 Understood.

02:43:21.000 Yes, sir.

02:43:23.000 If I say I'm fucking dead then fucking dead I am!

02:43:26.000 I'm not gonna rake my balding head on a beach in ten years' time, Sandy.

02:43:30.000 All is well!

02:43:31.000 Is this about the ghost?

02:43:33.000 Michael, fuck it down!

02:43:34.000 Yes it is!

02:43:35.000 Well, you told me about it.

02:43:37.000 Your old running back.

02:43:39.000 And who was the other one?

02:43:40.000 Brad is the other one.

02:43:42.000 Locked up in a federal penitentiary.

02:43:44.000 When he finds out Michael survived that job.

02:43:47.000 Yeah.

02:43:48.000 What do you think happened?

02:43:50.000 I knew what happened.

02:43:52.000 I wouldn't be bemoaning these last ten years.

02:43:55.000 I've invented ignorance.

02:43:57.000 Some say ignorance is bliss.

02:44:00.000 For a man with an interest, some may say obsession with the secret truth.

02:44:04.000 All right, can this mission just end already?

02:44:07.000 Get out of the car, Ron.

02:44:08.000 Need time to think.

02:44:13.000 Run!

02:44:22.000 Yeah, okay.

02:44:23.000 Thank you.

02:44:30.000 All right.

02:44:31.000 Sheesh.

02:44:36.000 How do I change guys again?

02:44:41.000 Speak.

02:44:42.000 You know I don't like using these things.

02:44:44.000 They're listening.

02:44:46.000 Then make it quick.

02:44:47.000 That business thing's been set up.

02:44:49.000 The Chinese guy, Mr. Chang, is at the inn.

02:44:53.000 You said that on the phone?

02:44:56.000 What the fuck is wrong with you, damn it, Ron?

02:44:58.000 Now I'm gonna have to discipline you, and you know how I feel about that.

02:45:05.000 Okay, really?

02:45:08.000 Jeez.

02:45:09.000 What the heck?

02:45:12.000 I can't even switch now.

02:45:21.000 Do I gotta do more missions first?

02:45:21.000 When can I switch?

02:45:25.000 Stupid, man.

02:45:26.000 I don't even have any guns.

02:45:26.000 Stupid.

02:45:31.000 Ah, cool.

02:45:32.000 Great.

02:45:33.000 Awesome.

02:45:33.000 Really cool game we got here.

02:45:35.000 You know, I'll just rob this store.

02:45:37.000 Let me just get a car first.

02:45:47.000 All the cars here suck.

02:46:02.000 Guess I'll just get my car.

02:46:07.000 Need to do like 10 missions to switch.

02:46:10.000 Excellent.

02:46:11.000 Perfect.

02:46:14.000 I'm dying?

02:46:15.000 How am I dying?

02:46:18.000 Okay.

02:46:22.000 What the f?

02:46:24.000 Cool game, dude.

02:46:25.000 Really cool game we got here.

02:46:36.000 Yeah, that's so funny.

02:46:37.000 That's so funny.

02:46:43.000 This game is so funny.

02:46:44.000 It's hilarious.

02:46:46.000 It's funny political satire.

02:46:53.000 What's that thing going on with that blue guy up there?

02:46:58.000 Come on.

02:47:07.000 Thanks.

02:47:20.000 All right.

02:47:30.000 Is that a cop right in front of me?

02:47:34.000 Hey, dude.

02:47:44.000 Yeah, sorry about that.

02:47:45.000 That's terrible.

02:47:47.000 Thank you for the diamond, T. Whoops, odd.

02:47:55.000 That's no good.

02:48:03.000 How can I stay on the tracks?

02:48:06.000 Alright, there we go.

02:48:11.000 Ugh.

02:48:17.000 Very frustrating game, I will tell you.

02:48:44.000 Oh, here we go.

02:48:54.000 Why can't I?

02:48:55.000 I was reloading.

02:49:05.000 Okay, you got a other guy in there Uff, come on.

02:49:43.000 Oh, I know what I'll do.

02:49:44.000 I'll just use the cheat codes.

02:49:45.000 You won't let me just do what I want?

02:49:51.000 Does that work?

02:49:52.000 That's one word.

02:49:58.000 Okay, yeah, now we're good, though.

02:50:00.000 Now, yeah, there we go.

02:50:03.000 Did it give me no remote explosives, really?

02:50:10.000 Hey!

02:50:11.000 Hey!

02:50:23.000 I ducked.

02:50:34.000 Can I rob the cash register myself?

02:50:37.000 Hey.

02:50:42.000 I have $104,000?

02:50:49.000 I didn't know that.

02:51:10.000 Aw, he's got a shotgun.

02:51:12.000 That's gonna end quickly.

02:51:14.000 There we go.

02:51:18.000 I gotta get out of here.

02:51:19.000 I need a car!

02:51:24.000 Here we go, here we go.

02:51:31.000 I just flanked him.

02:51:33.000 I just flanked him real quick like that.

02:52:00.000 I can't use the sawdough.

02:52:01.000 I guess it's only in a bike you can do that.

02:52:05.000 Aww, no!

02:52:07.000 here we go here we go I gotta keep moving

02:52:40.000 oh wait I could just get on the train Yo, ah, too late.

02:52:47.000 Not too late.

02:52:53.000 Ah, I gotta keep my eye on the traffic here.

02:52:59.000 Critical to keep your eye on the road.

02:53:14.000 Oh no.

02:53:16.000 No!

02:53:17.000 Okay, there we go.

02:53:35.000 Isn't there a dump truck over here?

02:53:41.000 I think there is, but I forget exactly where it is.

02:53:51.000 I'm going to need to switch cars pretty soon.

02:54:16.000 Okay, you know what?

02:54:17.000 Let's just park it here.

02:54:20.000 Let's just park here.

02:54:22.000 And I'll get a new car from one of these guys.

02:54:26.000 But first.

02:54:28.000 What?

02:54:31.000 Yeah, first, just need a little help there, a little helping hand.

02:54:36.000 Oh, there's another one.

02:54:56.000 I think they got my tires already.

02:55:00.000 So that was just useless.

02:55:01.000 I didn't even gain anything.

02:55:03.000 What did you even gain, though?

02:55:11.000 Bruh.

02:55:13.000 Okay, you know what?

02:55:14.000 Alright, fine.

02:55:24.000 Oh!

02:55:28.000 Is that everyone here?

02:55:29.000 I think there's one more guy.

02:55:32.000 Aha!

02:55:33.000 You're stuck, bro!

02:55:34.000 You're stuck!

02:55:36.000 Okay, now we gotta take care of this guy.

02:55:57.000 Oh, no!

02:55:59.000 I meant to throw it!

02:56:01.000 Damn.

02:56:02.000 There goes my car.

02:56:04.000 Here, you know what?

02:56:08.000 Want to play rough?

02:56:25.000 I'm in big trouble here.

02:56:26.000 I'm gonna need to turtle up.

02:56:27.000 Yo, turtle up!

02:56:32.000 Ayo.

02:56:51.000 Look at this guy.

02:56:57.000 Come on.

02:57:16.000 Oh, oh, what's all this heavy shooting coming from?

02:57:20.000 Pause.

02:57:21.000 Yo, turtle moment?

02:57:25.000 Hello.

02:57:27.000 Hello, turtle department?

02:57:28.000 Yeah.

02:57:30.000 Gonna need some backup there.

02:57:33.000 Ah, geez, I don't have the high ground anymore.

02:57:36.000 Let me get one of these cars.

02:57:37.000 Hey, yo.

02:57:38.000 Whoa!

02:57:39.000 Can I cop one of these cars?

02:57:45.000 Okay, okay.

02:57:46.000 Now, now we're gooch again.

02:57:54.000 Now, if we can get to some higher ground, then I think we will be in a better spot here.

02:58:05.000 Oh, hey, also, you know, I think it's time for how do I spawn a tank?

02:58:33.000 What's the?

02:58:34.000 What's the code for that?

02:58:36.000 Yeah, can somebody tell me the tank code real quick?

02:58:54.000 Oh, he's on my tail.

02:58:55.000 He's right on me.

02:59:05.000 Aw, this is risky.

02:59:06.000 This is a risky decision here.

02:59:09.000 But it's gonna pay off.

02:59:10.000 But hey, but it paid off.

02:59:31.000 I can't hit those spikes.

02:59:33.000 Yeah, I'm gonna have to hit them anyway, I guess.

02:59:38.000 Maybe not.

02:59:38.000 Maybe I'll just turn around.

02:59:41.000 Aw, shit!

02:59:42.000 I gotta get out.

02:59:44.000 Damn!

02:59:46.000 Damn it!

02:59:47.000 Can we get a train, please?

02:59:49.000 Can we get a train in chat?

02:59:52.000 Ah!

02:59:54.000 No!

02:59:56.000 No!

02:59:58.000 It's all coming to an end.

03:00:01.000 Unless I can round this corner.

03:00:02.000 If I can round this corner.

03:00:04.000 Nope.

03:00:05.000 Nope.

03:00:07.000 No chance.

03:00:09.000 Come on, come on.

03:00:10.000 Yo!

03:00:11.000 Yo!

03:00:12.000 Come on, come on!

03:00:15.000 Ayo.

03:00:16.000 Okay, here we go, here we go.

03:00:24.000 We just kill enough to buy myself some time here.

03:00:29.000 Nope.

03:00:30.000 Yeah, maybe not.

03:00:33.000 Just get under this bridge.

03:00:35.000 Turtle up.

03:00:41.000 Come on.

03:00:42.000 Come on.

03:00:43.000 Hey.

03:00:45.000 Turtle.

03:00:46.000 Turtle time.

03:00:49.000 Gotta find cover, though.

03:00:50.000 Where's the cover?

03:00:53.000 Here we go.

03:00:54.000 Here we go.

03:00:57.000 Oh, do they all get hit?

03:00:58.000 No, they're right here.

03:00:59.000 They're all right there.

03:01:02.000 Yeah, they're all pretty much right there.

03:01:05.000 Okay, can we get another turtle up in chat, please?

03:01:09.000 Okay.

03:01:10.000 Yo.

03:01:12.000 Ah!

03:01:13.000 Yeah, not gonna work.

03:01:14.000 Not gonna work.

03:01:15.000 I think we're kind of in a pickle here.

03:01:18.000 I don't think we're gonna make it anymore.

03:01:20.000 I am seriously black-pilled.

03:01:29.000 We're not gonna make it.

03:01:30.000 We're not gonna make it.

03:01:33.000 Yeah, let's just.

03:01:34.000 We're gonna want to pull it back a little bit.

03:01:39.000 Oh, it's coming right up behind me, I can see on the mini map.

03:01:48.000 We gotta hit that turtle somehow.

03:01:50.000 I don't know.

03:01:51.000 I don't know how we're gonna hit it, but we gotta.

03:01:54.000 Oh, hello.

03:01:55.000 Is this a tunnel?

03:01:57.000 Hey, tunnel department.

03:02:01.000 Ah, no, not the tunnel we need though.

03:02:05.000 Yeah, that's not really gonna cut it though.

03:02:08.000 Not really gonna do it.

03:02:10.000 That tunnel is not gonna bring us to the promised land here.

03:02:16.000 Can we find a way to turtle up?

03:02:18.000 If I had more hands, you know, maybe.

03:02:21.000 I don't think it's gonna work though.

03:02:24.000 I don't think we're gonna get that turtle.

03:02:25.000 I think we're.

03:02:26.000 It's the end of the road.

03:02:31.000 End of the road for the Aryan.

03:02:34.000 for the Aryan movement.

03:02:35.000 Sorry to say.

03:02:41.000 Oh no, we have just.

03:02:42.000 No, no, but we have earned another turtle moment.

03:02:49.000 Yo, turtle up in chat, please.

03:02:55.000 Hey yo.

03:03:00.000 When you turtle up, though?

03:03:05.000 Bro, but when you hit the turtle...

03:03:29.000 Alright, you know what?

03:03:30.000 These helicopters, man, give me a hard time.

03:03:39.000 Yeah, eat shit, dude.

03:03:42.000 Fuck you.

03:03:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:03:45.000 What do you think about that?

03:03:49.000 What do you think about that?

03:03:55.000 Oh!

03:03:57.000 That didn't work.

03:04:02.000 They're on their way.

03:04:17.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:04:21.000 What the?

03:04:23.000 What is that?

03:04:27.000 Is that my own blood?

03:04:38.000 Perfect.

03:04:38.000 Beautiful jump there.

03:04:40.000 Beautiful.

03:04:44.000 How are they already set up though?

03:04:48.000 You know what?

03:04:49.000 It doesn't literally matter.

03:04:52.000 It literally doesn't matter.

03:04:57.000 Come on, come on.

03:05:05.000 No, no, no I'm not gonna.

03:05:15.000 I was going to just kill that guy, but, you know, it's not worth it.

03:05:42.000 Okay, come on.

03:05:43.000 We're just going to slip by this guy real quick.

03:06:13.000 Dude, I'm in a truck, and you're in a little car.

03:06:17.000 And you're in a little baby car.

03:06:18.000 Who do you think is going to win that one?

03:06:33.000 Hey, what the f this guy really?

03:06:37.000 Ah, and I almost got away with it.

03:06:41.000 If it weren't for the turtle.

03:06:51.000 Turtle up, baby.

03:07:12.000 I made it.

03:07:12.000 I made it to LA.

03:07:15.000 And you know where we're going, don't you?

03:07:17.000 You know exactly where we're going.

03:07:21.000 We made it all the way out here.

03:07:24.000 Seriously?

03:07:26.000 Just so we could get there.

03:07:29.000 And we are going to get there.

03:07:39.000 You know exactly how this ends, just as it always does.

03:07:46.000 Oh, oh no.

03:07:48.000 No!

03:07:49.000 No!

03:07:54.000 All right, you know what?

03:07:55.000 That's okay.

03:07:56.000 We'll just have to spin it around.

03:07:59.000 We will get there.

03:08:02.000 But we will get there eventually.

03:08:09.000 Okay, yeah, that's the wheels being shot out is not helping my cause here.

03:08:16.000 Not helping the case.

03:08:19.000 Yeah, that guy's gonna.

03:08:20.000 I thought he was gonna blast into me.

03:08:22.000 Actually, good that he didn't.

03:08:25.000 Come on, come on, baby.

03:08:28.000 Come on, baby.

03:08:29.000 Just hit that tunnel.

03:08:30.000 I gotta block this truck, though, otherwise, he was gonna end me there.

03:08:35.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

03:08:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:08:37.000 Come on, come on!

03:08:40.000 Okay, we are.

03:08:43.000 It's as good as over.

03:08:48.000 This one's as good as over.

03:08:57.000 We did it, dude, but we did it.

03:09:00.000 Yo!

03:09:02.000 Wee!

03:09:05.000 Five stars, but we had to cheat a little bit.

03:09:08.000 You know, we did have to cheat a little bit, but that's okay.

03:09:12.000 That doesn't matter.

03:09:13.000 Not important.

03:09:20.000 Man, tunnel gang.

03:09:24.000 I really ran out of AR ammo, huh?

03:09:34.000 Is that gonna give me more ammo or no?

03:09:36.000 Okay, yeah, we got ammo.

03:09:47.000 Yeah, we did it.

03:10:05.000 Ayo, call the hoe.

03:10:33.000 Who's the hoe?

03:10:38.000 There's no hoe in here.

03:10:57.000 Da Fortnite dance.

03:10:59.000 Wish we could do emotes in the game.

03:11:02.000 But, Webb.

03:11:03.000 Yo!

03:11:04.000 We did it!

03:11:05.000 We evaded the police.

03:11:15.000 Okay.

03:11:16.000 Let me just get up to one of them train stations.

03:11:27.000 Okay, this car man is busted.

03:11:42.000 Can you do me a huge favor and write a comment on Egg White's stream?

03:11:46.000 No.

03:11:49.000 I like Egg White, but I don't want to do you a favor.

03:11:54.000 Do I like cheesesteaks?

03:11:57.000 I've never really had one, honestly.

03:12:01.000 I've had, like, a.

03:12:05.000 Actually, you know what?

03:12:06.000 I think I've had it one time, a cheesesteak.

03:12:11.000 But I don't really remember it.

03:12:13.000 I vaguely remember having one at one point.

03:12:18.000 That's not really our thing here in Chicago.

03:12:21.000 We're not really about that.

03:12:22.000 Do you like cheesecake?

03:12:28.000 No.

03:12:29.000 Also, no.

03:12:36.000 KFC or McDonald's?

03:12:37.000 McDonald's.

03:12:44.000 I think you ever get a.

03:12:46.000 Might Angus?

03:12:47.000 What is that?

03:12:52.000 Mighty Angus?

03:12:53.000 No, I've never gotten that.

03:12:57.000 Thoughts on bluegrass music?

03:12:59.000 Based?

03:13:00.000 Based?

03:13:02.000 Duh?

03:13:03.000 Is that based?

03:13:05.000 Based?

03:13:07.000 No.

03:13:08.000 Bluegrass music?

03:13:09.000 Look, I know some people like that if you're from the South or whatever, but.

03:13:13.000 No, I don't see the appeal.

03:13:17.000 Oh.

03:13:19.000 Oh, yeah, I asked for it?

03:13:21.000 What did you say?

03:13:23.000 What did you say?

03:13:25.000 Idiot.

03:13:33.000 Alright, I gotta get a car.

03:13:43.000 Here, I want this one.

03:13:57.000 Hold you back.

03:13:59.000 Okay, you know what?

03:14:02.000 You know what with this one?

03:14:12.000 Give me a good cheat code.

03:14:14.000 What's something cool that I can spawn?

03:14:20.000 Give me a good cheat code.

03:14:21.000 Cheat code.

03:14:24.000 I want a based and red pilled cheat code.

03:14:35.000 Hot hands.

03:14:36.000 I don't want to do hot hands.

03:14:38.000 I don't think that one.

03:14:38.000 Death car.

03:14:39.000 I'm eligible for that one yet.

03:14:41.000 Skyfall.

03:14:42.000 I know what that one does.

03:14:46.000 Seriously?

03:14:54.000 Can't I just get my haircut?

03:14:56.000 Seriously?

03:15:02.000 Dumb idiot, man.

03:15:19.000 Unreal.

03:15:26.000 Just want to get my hair cut.

03:15:29.000 You're my hero.

03:15:30.000 No, like, seriously, thank you.

03:15:33.000 Babole is a tyrant.

03:15:35.000 I want the haircut.

03:15:37.000 What?

03:15:46.000 They're closed, come back later.

03:15:48.000 Unbelievable.

03:15:50.000 This game is unbelievable.

03:15:58.000 This place sucks.

03:15:59.000 I hate this place.

03:16:01.000 What do you think about that, huh?

03:16:02.000 What do you think about that?

03:16:16.000 Yeah, that's terrific.

03:16:16.000 Great.

03:16:18.000 Okay, I guess I'll get my hair cut somewhere else.

03:16:47.000 Oh, oops, sorry.

03:16:49.000 Come on!

03:16:52.000 They won't even let me get away with that?

03:16:55.000 He can't get away with anything in this city.

03:17:23.000 Oh, whoops.

03:17:26.000 What, does this guy want trouble?

03:17:37.000 Oh.

03:17:38.000 Alright, I think my wanted level's almost gone.

03:17:41.000 Finally get my hair cut.

03:18:06.000 Why is it taking so long?

03:18:08.000 Okay, okay.

03:18:10.000 Now we can get the haircut.

03:18:13.000 Sheesh.

03:18:17.000 Alright.

03:18:23.000 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

03:18:29.000 On my way to get my haircut, I don't know if you mind.

03:18:43.000 All right, all right, all right.

03:18:51.000 Ah, my gosh, man.

03:18:59.000 Can't I just shave it?

03:19:04.000 Man, whatever.

03:19:06.000 All these looks are bad.

03:19:14.000 Whatever.

03:19:29.000 Huh, that's kind of funny.

03:19:41.000 Alright, now I just need to get some new clothes.

03:19:49.000 What kind of clothes should I get?

03:19:50.000 Should I get casual clothes?

03:19:53.000 Should I get a suit?

03:20:11.000 Ha ha.

03:20:28.000 Come on, slow down!

03:20:30.000 Slow down, please!

03:20:33.000 All right.

03:20:39.000 Sheesh.

03:20:47.000 I need to get to some stores.

03:20:53.000 Should we go there?

03:20:55.000 Should we go there?

03:20:57.000 Let's go.

03:20:59.000 Suburban.

03:21:00.000 I don't even know what the difference is.

03:21:02.000 I guess we'll just go here, because it's close.

03:21:25.000 Excuse me.

03:21:31.000 Eggwhite just said I'm a fake Catholic hypocrite.

03:21:36.000 I don't know if that's true, but whatever.

03:21:40.000 I'll believe it if I hear it from him.

03:21:43.000 I know a lot of people trying to start e-drama.

03:22:06.000 I kind of like that look.

03:22:07.000 Kind of funny.

03:22:09.000 Kind of funny, though.

03:22:14.000 Yeah, Egg White wouldn't say that about me.

03:22:19.000 Hmm.

03:22:21.000 Kind of a good look.

03:22:22.000 This reminds me of high school so much.

03:22:25.000 Damn.

03:22:27.000 Making me feel old.

03:22:28.000 Making me feel nostalgic.

03:22:36.000 Kind of a good luck.

03:22:45.000 The tuxedo kind of gave it like a Joker look.

03:22:48.000 You think I could go get a Joker mask at Venice Beach, maybe?

03:22:51.000 At the mask store?

03:22:53.000 Because that would complete the look.

03:22:57.000 $10,000 for a tuxedo?

03:22:59.000 Yeah, okay.

03:23:00.000 Let's do that.

03:23:02.000 We'll get some shoes.

03:23:07.000 Shoes, shoes.

03:23:13.000 Clown shoes.

03:23:14.000 We need clown shoes.

03:23:25.000 What kind of shoes does a Joker wear?

03:23:27.000 What color?

03:23:32.000 What does he wear?

03:23:33.000 Like red shoes, maybe?

03:23:46.000 I'll just get white.

03:23:49.000 Purple.

03:23:50.000 Purple.

03:23:50.000 Ah, well, I'm glad I read that just now.

03:23:53.000 Purple.

03:23:54.000 Purple.

03:23:55.000 I don't think I saw a purple.

03:24:02.000 Tan, all black, chocolate, tan, white, gray, topaz.

03:24:09.000 Maybe.

03:24:10.000 That's not purple, though.

03:24:11.000 But it ain't purple, though.

03:24:15.000 But it ain't Ralph, though.

03:24:16.000 You know what?

03:24:16.000 I'm happy with my selection.

03:24:18.000 Not white, no.

03:24:20.000 No purple shoes.

03:24:20.000 There's no purple shoes!

03:24:24.000 There's no purple shoes.

03:24:30.000 I'll kill you.

03:24:33.000 Time to go to the mask store and then the gun store.

03:24:33.000 Okay.

03:24:37.000 Definitely something you want to hear.

03:24:41.000 You definitely know things are about to get epic when you hear somebody say, I'm going to go to the mask store and then the gun store.

03:24:47.000 Where is the mask store?

03:24:48.000 Have I not unlocked that yet, maybe?

03:24:57.000 I'll work my way down.

03:24:57.000 I'll just start here.

03:24:59.000 If it's not there, it's not there.

03:25:00.000 I'll just go to the gun store.

03:25:07.000 You know, epic things are about to happen when somebody says that combination.

03:25:23.000 Uuuh, my man.

03:25:34.000 Hey, and 10 more lino points, and I'm opening the chest.

03:25:39.000 We get up to 250, and the chest opens.

03:25:41.000 Better see 10 more lino points in there.

03:25:45.000 10 more lino points, and the chest opens.

03:25:48.000 Nine more lino points, and the chest opens.

03:26:01.000 Hey, Val.

03:26:02.000 Yo, thanks for the lemon, big guy.

03:26:10.000 My man, Val.

03:26:14.000 Open the chest early?

03:26:15.000 I'm so sorry.

03:26:16.000 I can't do it.

03:26:17.000 Rules are rules.

03:26:19.000 And what would we be without rules?

03:26:22.000 Rules and consequences.

03:26:24.000 Didn't you see John Wick 3 yet?

03:26:28.000 Only seven more Lino points.

03:26:32.000 Seven more until we open the chest.

03:26:34.000 We're getting there.

03:26:40.000 Only five more.

03:26:41.000 We're almost there.

03:26:43.000 Almost there, fellas.

03:26:49.000 Nick going wick mode?

03:26:51.000 You know it.

03:26:51.000 Yeah, bro.

03:26:59.000 He's looking for that mask store, though.

03:27:09.000 Where's the mask store?

03:27:22.000 Only four more!

03:27:23.000 Four more lineup points and the chest opens.

03:27:27.000 Everybody gets their fix.

03:27:34.000 Oh, not you, the girl.

03:27:38.000 Is this guy gonna give me a hard time?

03:27:41.000 Get the fuck out of here, bro.

03:27:44.000 Are you kidding me?

03:27:48.000 Ah!

03:27:56.000 What a joke.

03:27:57.000 Did you see that little interaction?

03:28:08.000 It's unreal.

03:28:15.000 Here we go, here we go.

03:28:18.000 Come on in, darling.

03:28:25.000 Come on.

03:28:28.000 Yo, thanks for the Ninjagini, big guy.

03:28:32.000 Come on in, come on in.

03:28:34.000 Thank you so much for the Ninjagini, Uncle Ian.

03:28:37.000 I appreciate it.

03:28:38.000 Lady, get in the car.

03:29:08.000 She had a choice.

03:29:10.000 Don't say you don't have a choice in life, you have choices.

03:29:25.000 You look like a prostitute get in Oh, hey, there it is.

03:29:36.000 We hit the mark.

03:29:37.000 Hello, chest.

03:29:39.000 Time to open the chest, everybody.

03:29:43.000 Time to open the big chest.

03:29:47.000 There we go.

03:29:48.000 Chest delivered.

03:29:50.000 As promised.

03:29:57.000 Yeah, I think you may have to unlock the mask place later because it's not, I don't see it on the map and I didn't see it open driving down the strip, so.

03:30:08.000 Just get out of the way, please.

03:30:39.000 Come on, come on, get in.

03:30:41.000 Here we go, here we go.

03:30:47.000 Alright, come on in.

03:30:52.000 Alright, hello, Epic.

03:30:56.000 Yeah, of course.

03:30:57.000 Yeah, we do have to go find someplace quiet.

03:31:04.000 Yeah, I gotta go somewhere quiet, definitely.

03:31:07.000 I know just the place.

03:31:15.000 Okay.

03:31:18.000 Well, it's totally secluded.

03:31:21.000 All right, all right, all right.

03:31:23.000 We'll go somewhere else.

03:31:35.000 Here, we'll go under here.

03:31:36.000 How's this?

03:31:40.000 This music is so loud.

03:31:43.000 Hmm.

03:31:45.000 Good question.

03:31:47.000 Not now, beautiful.

03:31:49.000 20 bucks.

03:32:05.000 It's a shame what happened to her.

03:32:06.000 It's a shame.

03:32:08.000 Man, what a bummer.

03:32:12.000 You know, but I'm still horny.

03:32:16.000 That's the problem, though, but I'm still horny.

03:32:20.000 I still need to get a little.

03:32:21.000 Wait a second.

03:32:23.000 Oh, they're not homeless.

03:32:25.000 I thought they were homeless.

03:32:26.000 If they were homeless, they were going to run into some problems.

03:32:30.000 Alright, well, you know, I haven't gotten my fix yet.

03:32:33.000 Still haven't gotten my fill.

03:32:40.000 Let's see, can we find anybody else?

03:32:42.000 I wonder.

03:32:46.000 Oh, here we go.

03:32:47.000 No, that's not a prostitute.

03:32:51.000 But I'll beep anyway.

03:32:54.000 Thank you for the diamond, you are.

03:32:55.000 Much appreciated.

03:32:57.000 Here we go.

03:32:58.000 Oh, hey, beautiful.

03:32:59.000 What's going on?

03:33:03.000 Wow, nice boots, miss.

03:33:05.000 Damn.

03:33:09.000 Come on in.

03:33:11.000 Wow, yeah, you got some style, don't you?

03:33:13.000 I'm gonna kill that homeless person.

03:33:19.000 Did she say she likes when people watch?

03:33:25.000 Don't worry, I know just the spot.

03:33:27.000 My favorite spot I go to for all these little occasions, you know.

03:33:34.000 For fun, for pleasure, you know, as I like to say.

03:33:39.000 Why don't we find a nice, secluded little spot here?

03:33:43.000 And let's just see what happens, shall we?

03:33:45.000 Okay, here we go.

03:33:50.000 You know, now that I see your AIDS face, yikes.

03:33:55.000 I think I'm good.

03:33:56.000 That wasn't nice.

03:34:02.000 That wasn't very nice.

03:34:05.000 That wasn't very nice.

03:34:11.000 I don't think we.

03:34:12.000 I think she's good.

03:34:15.000 Man, but I'm still.

03:34:17.000 Damn, I'm still horny though.

03:34:21.000 Still kind of horny.

03:34:23.000 Aw.

03:34:31.000 Still kind of, still a little bit horny though.

03:34:34.000 I have to say.

03:34:37.000 Still could go in for a little bit there.

03:34:42.000 Whoa, whoa!

03:34:46.000 Let's see.

03:34:47.000 I wonder, it's getting a little early though.

03:34:50.000 A little late in the evening, I think, or early in the morning to see anybody else.

03:34:56.000 But, you know, we'll try our luck.

03:34:57.000 We'll see.

03:34:59.000 We'll see what happens.

03:35:02.000 Hey, we got lucky!

03:35:04.000 Should I kill her or kill the beggar?

03:35:06.000 You know what?

03:35:07.000 We killed enough, uh.

03:35:10.000 I'll just kill her after I kill this guy.

03:35:14.000 Where are you going?

03:35:18.000 What are you trying to do?

03:35:21.000 Uh, yeah.

03:35:22.000 Thanks.

03:35:23.000 You just insulted the wrong person, man.

03:35:26.000 And now the bum, huh?

03:35:27.000 Now the bum's got something to say about it.

03:35:31.000 You're just a bum, dude.

03:35:32.000 Get a job!

03:35:33.000 Why are you such a loser?

03:35:35.000 Get a job!

03:35:36.000 You remember when Christian Bale said that in American Psycho?

03:35:40.000 That was pretty epic.

03:35:41.000 Oh, here's the mask store!

03:35:43.000 I found it!

03:35:45.000 Finally!

03:35:47.000 Okay.

03:35:51.000 Why don't you get a job, you loser?

03:35:56.000 Okay, now we gotta go, though.

03:35:58.000 I'll come back here.

03:35:59.000 I'll come back.

03:36:01.000 This is the mask store?

03:36:07.000 I will come back.

03:36:11.000 All right.

03:36:28.000 Seriously?

03:36:29.000 This guy faked me out.

03:36:43.000 Okay, well, we'll come back.

03:36:44.000 We'll come back to the place.

03:36:47.000 And I'll get my mask on, and then that's when the real carnage begins.

03:36:53.000 You thought that was carnage?

03:36:55.000 Yo, sit tight.

03:36:59.000 Pretty cool car.

03:37:02.000 Okay, let's go.

03:37:10.000 Nick, what set you apart from an R9K Virgin Neat?

03:37:13.000 I don't know what an R9K Virgin Neat is.

03:37:18.000 The only thing I know about R9K is that kid that killed himself.

03:37:23.000 But other than that, I don't know who those people are.

03:37:26.000 me can you get out of my way where's the mask store now I was right.

03:37:49.000 I think I erased my marker.

03:37:53.000 Where is it?

03:37:57.000 Oh, whoops.

03:37:58.000 Sorry, man.

03:37:59.000 That was a mistake.

03:38:06.000 Should be right around here, right?

03:38:15.000 Can we just get out of the street?

03:38:22.000 Here we go.

03:38:23.000 All right, sheesh.

03:38:31.000 Why can't I buy the masks?

03:38:31.000 Can I not even?

03:38:50.000 Oh, did he live?

03:38:52.000 Oh, no, not your lucky day, son.

03:38:54.000 Sorry.

03:38:59.000 I want him to think he got away first.

03:39:04.000 Okay, he didn't get away, Buster.

03:39:07.000 Alright, so, mask store is closed.

03:39:17.000 Was that the owner of the mask store right here?

03:39:21.000 I don't think you're right.

03:39:30.000 I guess it's on to the gun store.

03:39:34.000 Need to do the mission first.

03:39:36.000 Yeah, I guess you're right.

03:40:16.000 How do I even get through here?

03:40:17.000 I don't.

03:40:18.000 Am I stuck?

03:40:21.000 Alright, I'll just do this.

03:40:28.000 Come on.

03:40:54.000 Whoops.

03:40:58.000 Radio distracted me.

03:41:22.000 Oh, hey, okay.

03:41:23.000 Aw, gym people.

03:41:24.000 Wow, just when I thought we lost the cops, now we gotta take care of this problem.

03:41:32.000 Uh oh, okay.

03:41:33.000 Oh, wow.

03:41:40.000 Hey, what's it gonna be, huh?

03:41:47.000 What's it gonna be today?

03:41:50.000 The carbine or the shotgun foe today?

03:41:53.000 Or the SMG?

03:42:02.000 No, it's the carbine.

03:42:04.000 Oh, you give me eyes!

03:42:13.000 Hey, money.

03:42:18.000 Hello, money department.

03:42:39.000 Alright, I gotta get out of here.

03:42:41.000 Sheesh.

03:42:45.000 Aw, they're gonna see me.

03:42:46.000 Yeah, they saw me.

03:43:00.000 What did I just run into?

03:43:26.000 Oh, it's a bench.

03:43:33.000 Excuse me.

03:43:34.000 Excuse me.

03:43:36.000 Aw, shit.

03:43:37.000 I gotta kill him now.

03:43:39.000 Damn.

03:43:40.000 I didn't even mean it to go to three stars, but I'm stuck.

03:43:53.000 Oh, what the f?

03:43:54.000 Aw, lifeguards in on it too?

03:43:57.000 Dumb.

03:43:59.000 I can't even get out that way.

03:44:01.000 Turtle!

03:44:03.000 We're gonna need the turtle.

03:44:06.000 Yep, we're gonna.

03:44:08.000 Yeah, turtle's gonna have to be called in here.

03:44:12.000 Here, let's just turtle up.

03:44:16.000 Turtly.

03:44:23.000 I'm going to get a hit from the side.

03:44:46.000 Oh, we're up to four stars again.

03:44:49.000 Great.

03:44:49.000 Tunnel.

03:44:50.000 Tunnel department.

03:45:15.000 Is that a cop?

03:45:25.000 Had to do it, man.

03:45:26.000 We had to do it.

03:45:27.000 Four stars.

03:45:28.000 Yeah, we gotta go tunnel.

03:45:47.000 Sheesh.

03:45:48.000 All right, all right, okay,

03:46:23.000 turtle, turtle time.

03:46:24.000 We can get a little turtle boost here.

03:46:27.000 Turtle.

03:46:29.000 Can I spawn a car down here?

03:46:30.000 What kind of car can you spawn?

03:46:34.000 I'm trying to think.

03:46:39.000 What vehicles can I spawn?

03:46:40.000 I don't think I can even spawn anything down here, though.

03:46:47.000 Ah!

03:46:57.000 Oh, no, no, it's still going.

03:47:30.000 Ah, nice, cool.

03:47:33.000 Buzz off.

03:47:35.000 I wanted a car, though.

03:47:38.000 I wanted a car, though.

03:47:43.000 I look like Onision.

03:47:47.000 I don't even know who that is, so.

03:47:55.000 Ah!

03:47:59.000 Are we up to 273 already?

03:48:03.000 Sheesh.

03:48:05.000 Gonna have to throw another chest down, huh?

03:48:08.000 Gonna have to open up the chest again.

03:48:15.000 Sheesh.

03:48:16.000 Cool car, man.

03:48:17.000 Whatever.

03:48:52.000 Oh, that would've been a good car.

03:49:10.000 Hey!

03:49:13.000 That was BS.

03:49:17.000 You know what?

03:49:18.000 Let's just skip all this.

03:49:19.000 You know what?

03:49:23.000 What the f really?

03:49:26.000 Well, first we gotta go turtle mode.

03:49:31.000 Okay, yeah.

03:49:33.000 Now you want beef?

03:49:42.000 Alright.

03:49:44.000 Now I gotta go to the gun store.

03:49:46.000 Can't go to the mask store, so I guess we'll just go to the gun store.

03:50:11.000 Okay, here we go.

03:50:14.000 Bring it down nice and easy.

03:50:16.000 Nice and gentle now.

03:50:18.000 Whoops.

03:50:19.000 I think we hit the light, but that's okay, but we're good.

03:50:26.000 This guy doesn't even see what's going on.

03:50:28.000 Whatever.

03:50:29.000 Okay, let's get in.

03:50:43.000 Antique cavalry dagger.

03:50:45.000 That's kind of dumb.

03:50:48.000 SMG, micro SMG, carbine, AR.

03:50:55.000 Special carbine.

03:50:56.000 Tear gas, grenade.

03:50:58.000 Okay, so I can't even buy anything.

03:51:00.000 Is that better than an AR?

03:51:07.000 Whatever.

03:51:07.000 I'm going to upgrade my carbine here.

03:51:23.000 Green tint.

03:51:25.000 Pink tint.

03:51:31.000 I kind of like it without the suppressor.

03:51:33.000 I like the bang, you know?

03:51:47.000 $24,000 for an extended clip?

03:51:51.000 What, are you kidding me?

03:51:55.000 No, I don't want to spend that kind of money.

03:51:58.000 No way.

03:51:59.000 Is this close?

03:52:02.000 Hey, here we go.

03:52:07.000 No, no, I'm wearing the tuxedo.

03:52:09.000 Yeah, I forgot.

03:52:10.000 That was the.

03:52:11.000 We're going Joker mode.

03:52:14.000 Okay.

03:52:16.000 Okay, we gooch.

03:52:31.000 Sorry.

03:52:41.000 Alright, where are we going to go?

03:52:42.000 Where are we going to go for our first mission?

03:52:46.000 For our first self designed mission.

03:52:59.000 This thing's kind of hard to fly.

03:53:06.000 Oh, I know where we're gonna go.

03:53:12.000 I know where we're gonna go.

03:53:14.000 I know where we're gonna go for our first big score.

03:53:19.000 You thought Robin the Bank was a good score?

03:53:21.000 Just wait.

03:53:22.000 I'll give you a good score here.

03:53:26.000 You wanna see a good score?

03:53:34.000 Ah!

03:53:35.000 Ah!

03:53:38.000 Whoa!

03:53:41.000 Okay, we made it.

03:53:43.000 All right!

03:53:47.000 Time for the score of a lifetime, baby!

03:53:57.000 What's going on here?

03:54:11.000 Well, here we are.

03:54:20.000 Oh, hey, look, it's a robot man.

03:54:30.000 Aw, people are already starting to run away.

03:54:32.000 Aw, is this guy gonna fight me?

03:54:37.000 I don't think you wanna fight me, bro.

03:54:39.000 Oh.

03:54:40.000 You should back up, bro.

03:54:46.000 I'm gonna have to go turtle mode just because of this guy.

03:54:51.000 Alright.

03:54:52.000 Aw, yeah, I kinda botched it already.

03:54:55.000 That's okay.

03:54:57.000 We'll make do with what we got, but we'll make do with what we have.

03:55:23.000 Okay, our first operation is successful.

03:55:26.000 Successful first mission.

03:55:29.000 Wow, good job, everybody.

03:55:32.000 Mission completed.

03:55:34.000 Mission completed.

03:55:36.000 We did it.

03:55:40.000 Mission successful.

03:55:47.000 And now we're out of here.

03:55:49.000 And we're out.

03:55:55.000 Let's see, where should we go?

03:55:56.000 Let's go to a tall building, just kind of hang out.

03:56:00.000 And then we'll go to our next mission.

03:56:04.000 And then it'll be time for another mission.

03:56:08.000 Whoa, cool mission!

03:56:12.000 Any one of these buildings have a helicopter pen?

03:56:16.000 Am I just gonna have to.

03:56:19.000 Am I just gonna have to do it?

03:56:21.000 Just gonna have to do the thing, you know?

03:56:24.000 Okay, maybe I'll go over here.

03:56:27.000 It'll be safer to land here.

03:56:34.000 Oh, ah, come on, come on, bring it down, bring it down.

03:56:42.000 Hey, oh, and we made it, and we're safe.

03:56:56.000 I'm almost out of ammo already.

03:56:58.000 What?

03:56:59.000 Let's do, uh, what is it called?

03:57:03.000 Tool up.

03:57:05.000 Yo, tool up.

03:57:14.000 Let's see what if there's just another let's let's do a different mission this time I see we have a Normie who has stumbled into the chat.

03:57:35.000 Is every comment section this cancer?

03:57:38.000 Bro, this is like cancer.

03:57:42.000 Dude, you're like cancer.

03:57:46.000 Bro?

03:57:48.000 Dude, is every comment section like cancer?

03:57:52.000 What an idiot.

03:57:54.000 What a dumb idiot, dude.

03:57:57.000 Okay, let's see.

03:57:59.000 I think we're too high up.

03:58:02.000 Yeah, we're too high up for this operation.

03:58:07.000 Yeah, we're gonna have to get down a little bit.

03:58:13.000 This comment section is like cancer, man.

03:58:16.000 Whoa!

03:58:17.000 Whoa!

03:58:18.000 Whoops.

03:58:21.000 Okay, let's get out of here.

03:58:35.000 Oh, I didn't see that.

03:58:38.000 Didn't see that crane there.

03:58:40.000 Whoops, my bad.

03:58:47.000 Let's see if this is better.

03:58:53.000 Ah, whoa.

03:58:56.000 Okay, hey, we are Gooch.

03:59:09.000 All right.

03:59:15.000 Hey, oh, can we see anybody?

03:59:18.000 The heck?

03:59:26.000 I guess we could see cars, but no people.

03:59:43.000 Aw, how did I not hit that guy?

03:59:53.000 Okay, so they see something is up here.

04:00:04.000 Heh!

04:00:04.000 What are you gonna do?

04:00:09.000 Okay, seriously?

04:00:12.000 That is where the driver should be!

04:00:15.000 She just appeared.

04:00:15.000 There she is.

04:00:16.000 She just rendered.

04:00:16.000 You see her?

04:00:19.000 Oh, hey, look.

04:00:20.000 Eh, nothing's going on.

04:00:21.000 I'm good.

04:00:34.000 I'm just driving along.

04:00:36.000 What are these cars doing here?

04:00:39.000 Oh, he detects that something is awry.

04:00:42.000 Come on!

04:00:45.000 That is where the driver should be.

04:00:56.000 I missed that one.

04:01:00.000 Can I take this helmet off, or what's the story with that?

04:01:15.000 How do I take the helmet off?

04:01:17.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

04:01:19.000 Whoa, don't want to mess around up here.

04:01:22.000 All right, there we go.

04:01:34.000 Oh, how do you not die?

04:01:37.000 He got hit by his sniper rifle and he lives another day.

04:01:41.000 Incredible.

04:01:45.000 Oh, wah!

04:01:48.000 Ah!

04:01:50.000 Okay, there we go.

04:01:54.000 Oh, you wanna play?

04:01:57.000 Oh.

04:02:00.000 Okay, that should have hit the guy.

04:02:04.000 That should have killed you.

04:02:13.000 Okay, you're gone, dude.

04:02:23.000 Yeah, bye.

04:02:31.000 Turtle up.

04:02:33.000 Turtle up, good sir.

04:02:40.000 I don't think I can aim.

04:02:42.000 Yeah, I'm gonna.

04:02:44.000 Okay, we're good.

04:02:45.000 Oh, we're good, we're good.

04:02:50.000 Doesn't matter, but I can't even see him from here.

04:03:07.000 Hey!

04:03:08.000 SHUT UP!

04:03:22.000 Blimp?

04:03:28.000 Waste of ammo, frankly.

04:03:33.000 Can I hit it from here?

04:03:34.000 I don't know.

04:03:37.000 Is this to Ben Shapiro's stream?

04:03:39.000 Yeah, this is Ben Shapiro.

04:03:41.000 This is the Daily Wire stream.

04:03:55.000 Aw, come on.

04:04:03.000 Bye.

04:04:14.000 Oh yeah, here we go.

04:04:16.000 This is always charming.

04:04:48.000 Whoops.

04:04:49.000 Ah.

04:05:11.000 Got him. Got him.

04:05:14.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

04:05:18.000 Is it 3 a.m. already?

04:05:20.000 Sheesh.

04:05:23.000 I gotta get to bed soon.

04:05:27.000 Ah!

04:05:30.000 Oh, no.

04:05:34.000 Ah, come on!

04:05:37.000 I'm missing my shots.

04:05:46.000 This other guy's gonna try and drop guys, I think.

04:06:02.000 Gotta turtle up, baby.

04:06:19.000 Oh, ah!

04:06:28.000 That's almost gonna hit my helicopter one of these times.

04:06:32.000 And then we're going to have a big problem.

04:07:21.000 Oh, he must not be in my range here because I'm hitting where he should be.

04:07:45.000 I'm running out of ammo.

04:07:46.000 I'm gonna have to tool up in a bit.

04:07:49.000 I'm gonna have to hit that young tool up.

04:08:01.000 Don't tell me he's gonna crash on me, is he?

04:08:04.000 Okay, we're good.

04:08:19.000 Is he gonna try and drop guys on me?

04:08:30.000 I should have gotten the scope on this.

04:08:32.000 That would have been better.

04:09:06.000 All right, you know what?

04:09:07.000 I'm just booking it.

04:09:08.000 I'm out of here.

04:09:09.000 Can we get a little music in here?

04:09:12.000 Well, no, because I'm not in a vehicle right now.

04:09:15.000 Let me.

04:09:16.000 Can I get in?

04:09:17.000 It won't even let me into the helicopter.

04:09:19.000 Well, I'll have to just spawn another one then, I guess.

04:09:26.000 Gonna have to go turtle, spawn another helicopter.

04:09:37.000 Okay, and now, yeah, we're just gonna have to go buzz off.

04:09:41.000 Buzz off mode.

04:09:44.000 Hey yo.

04:10:03.000 Let's see, can I get to the airport?

04:10:05.000 I think I'll make it.

04:10:13.000 Think I will make it.

04:10:14.000 Yeah, we've gone it is safe to say that we have gone joker mode here Is this?

04:10:24.000 This is not the airport, I don't believe.

04:10:26.000 Nope.

04:10:28.000 It's this way.

04:10:28.000 It's over here.

04:10:31.000 Okay.

04:10:35.000 Now we're in business.

04:10:41.000 Is the tank in here, or do you have to buy it first?

04:10:46.000 I'm not sure.

04:10:47.000 It's been a long time since I played this game.

04:10:51.000 Yeah.

04:10:52.000 Eat ass, bro.

04:10:56.000 Doesn't look like it's in there.

04:11:03.000 I don't see a tank in there, so that's a bit problematic.

04:11:16.000 Is it possible I just missed it?

04:11:18.000 I don't know.

04:11:19.000 I feel like I would have seen it.

04:11:28.000 Oh!

04:11:32.000 Yeah, it's not there.

04:11:35.000 Come on.

04:11:36.000 Is it in the other one then?

04:11:39.000 Whoops.

04:11:42.000 This thing is gonna crash.

04:11:43.000 It's in this one.

04:11:44.000 It's in this one, right?

04:11:52.000 Nope, it is not there.

04:11:55.000 Big time bummer.

04:11:57.000 I don't even have a parachute.

04:12:03.000 Ah!

04:12:05.000 The game just crashed.

04:12:13.000 Oh, well, that's a bummer.

04:12:18.000 Now, what do I do?

04:12:21.000 Hello, no game department.

04:12:25.000 Game crashed department.

04:12:31.000 Sheesh.

04:12:40.000 Well, I guess that's a natural stopping point.

04:12:42.000 Bedtime, yeah.

04:12:45.000 Yeah, bedtime.

04:12:56.000 I'm tired.

04:12:58.000 That's a long day.

04:12:59.000 What a long, hard day.

04:13:00.000 Long day of hard work.

04:13:04.000 Gaming, streaming.

04:13:06.000 What a hard life.

04:13:07.000 Damn.

04:13:09.000 I put in a good, you know, five hours today, five hours of streaming.

04:13:13.000 Thank you for the diamond, bro.

04:13:16.000 Put in a good shift.

04:13:17.000 He's tired.

04:13:20.000 Open the chest.

04:13:20.000 It's only 38.

04:13:21.000 We'll let it marinate a little bit for the next time.

04:13:29.000 I'm a tired guy.

04:13:38.000 No good GF makes it a sad life.

04:13:40.000 Yeah, imagine needing a good GF to be happy.

04:13:44.000 Talk about gay.

04:13:45.000 Talk about gay department.

04:13:47.000 I can only hear the GGF.

04:13:50.000 Puss.

04:13:52.000 Workhorse Nick has been literally sitting for hours.

04:13:55.000 I'm a workhorse.

04:13:56.000 I'm a real, yeah, it's true.

04:13:57.000 I'm a real beast, dude.

04:14:00.000 I don't know.

04:14:00.000 How do I do it?

04:14:01.000 Feeding back physical exhaustion.

04:14:03.000 Good job, Nick.

04:14:03.000 You stayed up for half a day.

04:14:05.000 Yeah, thanks, bro.

04:14:07.000 The other Nick did it.

04:14:08.000 Who's the other Nick?

04:14:16.000 I'm hungry.

04:14:17.000 I'm going to go heat something up in the fridge.

04:14:21.000 We got tinga.

04:14:22.000 Do you know what that is?

04:14:25.000 What's it called?

04:14:27.000 Yeah, we got tinga and minestrone.

04:14:32.000 So, what's it going to be?

04:14:33.000 Tinga or minestrone?

04:14:35.000 I don't know.

04:14:35.000 Tough call.

04:14:37.000 Probably the tinga.

04:14:39.000 It's just such a pain in the ass because you've got to reheat it and you've got to scoop it on, and it's just a process.

04:14:46.000 So, I'll be having the tinga, I guess.

04:14:48.000 Heating that up in the fridge.

04:14:51.000 Heating that up from the fridge into the microwave.

04:14:57.000 When will your next stream be?

04:14:59.000 Monday, America first.

04:15:02.000 7 o'clock.

04:15:06.000 But I'll probably do a gaming stream.

04:15:08.000 I don't know.

04:15:09.000 Maybe tomorrow.

04:15:10.000 Tomorrow's Saturday, right?

04:15:11.000 Yeah, so maybe I'll stream tomorrow.

04:15:16.000 With the Mexican cheese, I hope, of course.

04:15:20.000 Tinga is a trad Mexican dish, isn't it?

04:15:22.000 I don't know if it's trad, but it's Mexican.

04:15:27.000 Where?

04:15:27.000 I'll be streaming on DLive probably tomorrow.

04:15:37.000 Fuababuy tamao.

04:15:40.000 Fuababuy tamao.

04:15:45.000 Any multiplayer games that you play, Fortnite?

04:15:48.000 Typically served on a tostada, correct.

04:15:53.000 Have to microwave food.

04:15:55.000 I like that you're broken.

04:15:56.000 Broken live me.

04:15:57.000 What does that even mean?

04:15:59.000 24 hour stream.

04:16:01.000 No way.

04:16:02.000 Will you play GTA 5 again tomorrow?

04:16:04.000 I don't know.

04:16:04.000 Maybe I'll play something else.

04:16:06.000 Play an old game.

04:16:08.000 How about Don't Boss Me Around?

04:16:09.000 What do you think about that?

04:16:10.000 How about we try that on for size?

04:16:13.000 This is content.

04:16:14.000 So true.

04:16:17.000 Nick, are you going to play classic World of Warcraft with the Irony Bros?

04:16:22.000 Yeah, probably.

04:16:24.000 Probably.

04:16:30.000 Hell English department, can you speak it?

04:16:32.000 Okay.

04:16:35.000 Thoughts on Blizzard games?

04:16:37.000 I like StarCraft, so.

04:16:42.000 Nick, any games you can play with your fans?

04:16:44.000 No, I don't want to play games with my fans.

04:16:47.000 Imagine playing games with your fans.

04:16:48.000 Talk about cringe and blue pilled.

04:16:59.000 If you do a 24 hour stream, then you can retire.

04:17:02.000 Then I will let you die.

04:17:09.000 Okay, I've had enough.

04:17:10.000 That's going to do it for us.

04:17:12.000 Remember to check us out tomorrow on DLive.

04:17:15.000 Subscribe to the channel here, dlive.tvslash Nick J. Fuentes.

04:17:23.000 Subscribe.

04:17:24.000 Drop some Lino points if you're feeling generous.

04:17:28.000 But hey, thanks for watching.

04:17:29.000 Hope you enjoyed the stream.

04:17:30.000 Thank you for all the Lino points.

04:17:34.000 And you know what?

04:17:34.000 And you're welcome for the big lineup points from the treasure chest.

04:17:37.000 So you're welcome also.

04:17:40.000 And I guess we'll see you tomorrow.

04:17:41.000 Maybe we'll see you on Monday.

04:17:42.000 You know, whatever.

04:17:43.000 I will keep you apprised of my plans on Twitter.

04:17:47.000 Either way.

04:17:48.000 But hey, good night.

04:17:52.000 Go to bed.

04:17:53.000 Enjoy the rest of your evening.

04:17:55.000 And maybe we'll see you tomorrow, okay?

04:18:01.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

04:18:08.000 It's going to be only America first.

04:18:13.000 America first.

04:18:17.000 The American people will come first once again.

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - May 25, 2019

alone again on a friday night

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