America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - October 31, 2024


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Learn English with Donald Trump. President Donald Trump delivers a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Las Vegas, Nevada on Nov. 15, 2019. Trump speaks on the state of the union, the economy, and the future of the country. He also speaks about the need for Americans to become soldiers of God and fight for the country he grew up in, and why it s so important to be a Christian and a soldier for our country. Trump is a conservative firebrand who has been a loud and proud supporter of President Trump, and has been vocal in his defense of the President and his administration. Trump has been in office for less than a year and a half, and his presidency has had its fair share of controversy and controversy, but he has also had a record of being a man of character and a fierce advocate for conservative causes and principles. He has also been a fierce critic of Hillary Clinton and her campaign, and he has been an outspoken critic of President Hillary Clinton, and is a fierce defender of the president and her policies and positions on gun control and immigration reform, and other issues related to the Trump administration. Trump is the President of the United States, and one of the most powerful men in the conservative movement in the country, and many of his supporters are among the most influential people on the right and the most prominent people in the political press and in the media, including prominent conservative voices in the pro-Trump orbit. He is a man in the 2020 Democratic primary field, and most importantly, he is a good friend to the President, and supporter of the Trump campaign. and his campaign is a strong and loyal to the president, Donald Trump, who is a true friend and supporter and a great friend of the Commander in chief, and a loving husband and a good ally of the First Lady, Sarah Palin Sarah Palin, and her daughter, Sarah and her husband, Abigail and her son, Sarah is a wonderful human being, and she is a devoted daughter. . Thank you for listening to this episode and tweet me what you think of it! in the comments below! and tweet us what you thought of it? if you liked it! and what you would like to someone else should do more of it in the future with your thoughts on this episode? or tweet us in the next one! Timestamps: 1:00 - What do you think? 2:30 - What s your favorite president? 3:15 - I love Trump? 4:40 - How do you feel about the President?

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00:00:00.000 The End
00:02:37.000 Hmm?
00:03:09.000 Oh, my God. my God.
00:03:39.000 Oh, my God. my God.
00:04:09.000 - Please?
00:04:11.000 I'm gonna be tentatively now, I'll catch on this.
00:04:13.000 I'm gonna be tentatively now, I'll catch on this.
00:04:43.000 And people don't realize what they have.
00:04:57.000 Thank you.
00:04:58.000 Thank you.
00:05:00.000 And then, nowadays, I am so upset that the things we did and the things we fought for and the boys that died for us, it's all gone down the drain.
00:05:14.000 Our country's gone to hell in a handbasket.
00:05:20.000 We haven't got the country we had when I was raised.
00:05:23.000 Not at all.
00:05:25.000 Nobody will have the fun I have.
00:05:27.000 Nobody will have the opportunity I have.
00:05:31.000 It's just not the same.
00:05:35.000 Jesus is the way and the life and the King of Israel.
00:05:41.000 We just leave with love.
00:05:44.000 We're really at a crossroads here.
00:05:47.000 Look around you. 1.00
00:05:49.000 It's drag queens in schools. 1.00
00:05:51.000 It's 18-year-olds joining OnlyFans. 0.99
00:05:53.000 It's the filth on TikTok.
00:05:55.000 It's this country not having a border.
00:05:57.000 It's the idea that our kids and we, this generation, are never gonna own anything.
00:06:04.000 Think about it.
00:06:05.000 Never making an income to support a family.
00:06:07.000 Never being able to have a family.
00:06:09.000 People being corrupted before they're even a teenager by things on their phone.
00:06:15.000 Sick addiction to technology.
00:06:18.000 The future is so bleak, but that has changed the calculation.
00:06:26.000 God is using me.
00:06:28.000 He's breaking me down, removing all of the, you know, richest person, all of this, so I can serve him.
00:06:35.000 I think they've been extremely unfair to you.
00:06:38.000 Who is they, though?
00:06:39.000 We can't say who they is, can we?
00:06:42.000 There is no future if we do nothing now.
00:06:46.000 There is nothing to lose. 1.00
00:06:48.000 People that are scrambling, trying to protect their ever-shrinking share of what they have are foolish. 0.99
00:06:55.000 It's all going. 0.99
00:06:57.000 It's all going away. 0.94
00:06:58.000 This country is being ripped apart and raped and looted. 0.95
00:07:03.000 We're being slowly poisoned and in some cases quickly murdered and assassinated.
00:07:10.000 And we're killing ourselves every day, inadvertently, with the kinds of things that we eat and breathe and drink and see.
00:07:17.000 People have got to start to radically begin to obey their conscience and tell the truth and do the right thing.
00:07:25.000 People have got to start to get courageous.
00:07:28.000 And this is the time for everybody to turn and look to God And to pray and to ask for strength and to ask for wisdom to get through this time and to transform and sanctify this country.
00:07:42.000 And the alternative is that there will be no country.
00:07:45.000 Is it really only as big as low gas prices?
00:07:49.000 Is it really only so big as bringing inflation and gas prices and the corporate tax rate back down?
00:07:56.000 It's not about waiting for someone to come in and change the policy and make it better.
00:08:00.000 It's a personal decision that we all have to make to become soldiers of Christ.
00:08:29.000 My own narrative is not one of some sudden, booming bolt of lightning out of the blue.
00:08:35.000 It was a slow and steady, unrelenting stream of blips and blinks, glimmers and glares, low beams and high beams of light, some of which I did not want to see.
00:08:49.000 And then finally, a point of no return reckoning.
00:08:56.000 Why are you called Mommy Malcolm?
00:08:59.000 I think it was because I fiercely came out during the Greupel Wars of 2019 when so many of these brave young men were on college campuses challenging the likes of Zio Schill, Dan Crenshaw, questioning him about his undying loyalty and, of course, defending Nick Fuentes and so many of the stars of the burgeoning America First movement who, through an increasing amount of activism, are really going to ensure the future and the success of that movement.
00:09:29.000 Me and the Gripers will save the Trump campaign.
00:09:32.000 We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know.
00:09:44.000 We love Trump.
00:09:45.000 I love Trump.
00:09:47.000 We all love Trump.
00:09:48.000 And if they don't make the voice correction, then it's on them.
00:09:53.000 The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead.
00:10:04.000 Because it's the outsiders who change the world and who make a real and lasting difference.
00:10:10.000 Nothing worth doing ever came easy.
00:10:14.000 Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation.
00:10:21.000 The future belongs to the people who follow their heart no matter what the critics say.
00:10:27.000 We must always remember that we share one home And one glorious destiny.
00:10:35.000 We all bleed the same red blood of patriots.
00:10:40.000 We all salute the same great American flag.
00:10:44.000 Our best days are yet to come.
00:10:48.000 You can't go back to the past.
00:10:55.000 That's what people always say, isn't it?
00:10:57.000 They say, can we really go back?
00:10:59.000 And the answer is, whether you're conservative or liberal, right when you're left wing, the answer is no.
00:11:05.000 We're never going back.
00:11:06.000 It's done.
00:11:07.000 It's gone.
00:11:08.000 All of that is gone. 0.99
00:11:09.000 But I would call myself something like a Christian futurist instead.
00:11:14.000 Because Jesus Christ was our past before any of us were born or conceived.
00:11:20.000 Jesus Christ is our present now.
00:11:22.000 And Jesus Christ is our future after we die on earth. 0.64
00:11:27.000 We want this century to be the most Christian century in the history of planet earth. 0.55
00:11:38.000 We want this century to be the most Christian century in the history of planet earth.
00:11:39.000 We love everybody. 0.93
00:11:41.000 And we want people that can burn really more than anybody.
00:11:45.000 But this country can no longer be held hostage by a small minority that doesn't believe in the real world. 0.96
00:11:55.000 The mission of our movement is to make this country a Christian country.
00:12:00.000 The mission is to create a Christian future in our time.
00:12:05.000 The only way we're going to do it is not by infiltrating, not by subverting, not by lying, which is what a lot of people do.
00:12:13.000 The only way that we're going to make this happen is with the boldness of a real Christian.
00:12:19.000 It's the only way.
00:12:20.000 We have got to be willing to die for Jesus Christ.
00:12:25.000 We have to want it more than they do.
00:12:28.000 Because if there are thousands and millions and tens of millions and hundreds of millions of Christians ready to meet their final destiny, then nothing can stop us and nothing more. 0.95
00:12:42.000 We have to wait for the next day. 0.56
00:13:12.000 We have to wait for the next day.
00:13:43.000 We have to wait for the next day.
00:14:12.000 We have to wait for the next day.
00:14:42.000 We have to wait for the next day.
00:15:12.000 We have to wait for the next day.
00:15:42.000 We have to wait for the next day.
00:15:58.000 They don't know what they are supporting.
00:16:02.000 They don't know how bad it has gotten.
00:16:06.000 They don't know what is necessary to make the difference.
00:16:11.000 They didn't hear us on Twitter.
00:16:13.000 They didn't hear us on True Social.
00:16:15.000 They just censored the hashtags.
00:16:17.000 They didn't hear us when we emailed them.
00:16:19.000 And they didn't hear us when the Washington Post and every other news media outlet reported it. 0.99
00:16:26.000 For that reason, the Goyper War will continue and we will accelerate and intensify our plans.
00:16:35.000 We have to deploy to Michigan and we have to make it hurt as much as possible. 0.70
00:16:43.000 If he wants to stop the pain, he must stop the betrayal of America first.
00:16:50.000 My own narrative is not one of some sudden, looming bolt of lightning out of the blue.
00:17:05.000 It was a slow and steady, unrelenting stream of blips and blinks, glimmers and glares, low beams and high beams of light, some of which I did not want to see.
00:17:20.000 And then finally, a point of no return reckoning.
00:17:27.000 Why are you called Mommy Malcolm?
00:17:29.000 I think it was because I fiercely came out during the Griper Wars of 2019 when so many of these brave young men were on college campuses challenging the likes of Zio Schill Dan Crenshaw, questioning him about his undying loyalty and of course defending Nick Fuentes and so many of the stars of the burgeoning America First movement.
00:17:52.000 who, through an increasing amount of activism, are really going to ensure the future and the success of that movement.
00:18:00.000 "The End"
00:18:30.000 "The End"
00:19:00.000 I'm sorry.
00:19:04.000 Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business.
00:19:07.000 I'm sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business.
00:19:37.000 I'm sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business.
00:19:55.000 We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or at the campaign, and I'll let them know.
00:20:06.000 We love Trump.
00:20:08.000 I love Trump.
00:20:09.000 We all love Trump.
00:20:11.000 And if they don't make the voice collection, then it's on them.
00:20:14.000 They gave you.
00:21:00.000 Hmm.
00:21:12.000 Hmm?
00:21:14.000 Hmm?
00:21:24.000 Hmm.
00:21:26.000 Hmm?
00:21:28.000 *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Huh?
00:21:56.000 *Gunshot* Oh, my God. my God.
00:22:20.000 One adult Happy Meal, please.
00:22:23.000 C-C-C-C-Coming right up!
00:22:28.000 I'm gonna be tentative now, I can't show me!
00:22:30.000 I can't show me!
00:22:32.000 *crickets* *crickets* *crickets* *music*
00:23:04.000 *music* *music* *music*
00:23:24.000 *music* *music* *music*
00:23:44.000 *music* *music* *music* *music* *music*
00:24:16.000 *music*
00:24:46.000 *music* Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business.
00:24:52.000 *music* *music* *music*
00:25:21.000 *music* And the Gripers will save the Trump campaign.
00:25:40.000 We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know.
00:25:51.000 We love Trump.
00:25:53.000 I love Trump.
00:25:54.000 We all love Trump.
00:25:56.000 And if they don't make the course correction, then it's on them.
00:26:01.000 Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American people.
00:26:12.000 This election will determine whether we're a free nation or whether we have only the illusion of democracy but are in fact controlled by a small handful of global special interests rigging the system and our system is rigged.
00:26:26.000 This is reality.
00:26:28.000 You know it, they know it, I know it, and pretty much the whole world knows it.
00:26:36.000 This is not the Trump campaign from 2016.
00:26:41.000 It's worse.
00:26:42.000 I see this stuff, and I have to wonder, why has nobody been fired?
00:26:49.000 Isn't that Trump's trademark?
00:26:51.000 That if results aren't happening, that people are fired?
00:26:55.000 Isn't that the whole trademark?
00:26:59.000 Someone needs to be fired. 0.99
00:27:01.000 It happened back in 2016.
00:27:03.000 He went through campaign managers and advisors all the time.
00:27:07.000 And it was good.
00:27:08.000 It kept things fresh.
00:27:10.000 It kept things competitive.
00:27:11.000 It was interesting.
00:27:13.000 Fire Chris LaCivita.
00:27:15.000 Fire Susie Wiles. 0.83
00:27:16.000 Get new campaign managers.
00:27:18.000 Fix this campaign before it's too late.
00:27:21.000 Before we blow it again.
00:27:23.000 We want Trump to win.
00:27:25.000 We want America first.
00:27:27.000 But you are letting us down.
00:27:28.000 You're blowing it.
00:27:30.000 This is the biggest missed opportunity in history.
00:27:33.000 You're blowing it for Trump.
00:27:34.000 You're blowing it for us.
00:27:35.000 And we're not going to let it happen.
00:27:37.000 You have alienated us.
00:27:39.000 You have ignored us.
00:27:41.000 You don't listen to our concerns.
00:27:43.000 We have been left behind.
00:27:46.000 The Trump movement and the GOP have moved on without us.
00:27:49.000 It serves Israel and corporations and immigrants, but it doesn't serve Native Americans.
00:27:55.000 What about Native Americans?
00:27:58.000 I don't want to hear any more about communism.
00:28:00.000 I don't want to hear any more about Vance.
00:28:02.000 I don't want to hear about whatever.
00:28:05.000 And the message is simple.
00:28:07.000 America first. 0.98
00:28:09.000 Native Americans. 1.00
00:28:11.000 America only. 1.00
00:28:12.000 No Israel. 0.95
00:28:13.000 No corporations.
00:28:15.000 No foreign influence. 0.64
00:28:17.000 No foreigners. 0.99
00:28:18.000 No immigrants. 1.00
00:28:20.000 None of that. 1.00
00:28:21.000 Just America.
00:28:22.000 America first and Christ the King.
00:28:27.000 So this is a call to all Christians, immigration restrictionists, foreign policy non-interventionists, trade protectionists, those in favor of industrial policy, patriots, nativists, nationalists, non-interventionists, traditionalists that are not happy with the state of the Trump campaign. 0.54
00:28:47.000 You are being recruited.
00:28:50.000 Trump is a peaceful man.
00:28:52.000 We're declaring war on the evil Trump campaign.
00:28:55.000 He needs to be liberated.
00:28:56.000 We will liberate him.
00:28:58.000 We will make him independent from his donors.
00:29:01.000 We will make him independent from Silicon Valley.
00:29:04.000 We will make him independent from foreign influence.
00:29:07.000 Otherwise, and if we don't succeed, there's no hope. 0.95
00:29:10.000 You're done.
00:29:11.000 If we don't succeed, if this doesn't work, there's no hope. 0.99
00:29:15.000 You either get Kamala, and it's total left-wing oppression, it's total bullshit, BLM nonsense, or if you get Trump, it's gonna be total Zionist corporate domination. 0.99
00:29:28.000 So if we don't succeed, it's over. 0.99
00:29:30.000 You need to get involved in this, or honestly, just quit.
00:29:35.000 In 2024, we are going to fight the hostile takeover.
00:29:40.000 It's a different battle.
00:29:42.000 But it's the same war.
00:29:45.000 We're going to fight and save Trump from his own people.
00:29:48.000 The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead.
00:30:14.000 Because it's the outsiders who change the world and who make a real and lasting difference.
00:30:20.000 Nothing worth doing ever came easy.
00:30:25.000 Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation.
00:30:31.000 The future belongs to the people who follow their heart no matter what the critics say.
00:30:38.000 We must always remember that we share one home and one glorious destiny.
00:30:45.000 We all bleed the same red blood of patriots.
00:30:50.000 We all salute the same great American flag.
00:30:55.000 Our best days are yet to come.
00:30:59.000 Thank you.
00:33:30.000 Are you winning son?
00:33:33.000 Thank you.
00:34:07.000 Years from now, some of them may look back and ask themselves whether they've made the right choice, whether they've made the most of the opportunities they've been given.
00:34:18.000 Together, we have the same mission.
00:34:22.000 Over the course of your life, you will find that things are not always fair.
00:34:27.000 You will find that things happen to you that you do not deserve and that are not always warranted.
00:34:36.000 But you have to put your head down and fight, fight, fight.
00:34:42.000 Never, ever, ever give up.
00:34:46.000 Don't give in.
00:34:47.000 Don't back down.
00:34:49.000 And never stop doing what you know is right.
00:34:52.000 Nothing worth doing ever, ever, ever came easy.
00:34:58.000 And the more righteous you fight, the more opposition that you will face.
00:35:04.000 In your hearts are inscribed the values of service, sacrifice, and devotion.
00:35:10.000 Now you must go forth into the world and turn your hopes and dreams into action.
00:35:17.000 America has always been the land of dreams because America is a nation of true believers.
00:35:24.000 When the pilgrims landed, At Plymouth, they prayed.
00:35:30.000 When the founders wrote the Declaration of Independence, they invoked our Creator four times.
00:35:38.000 Because in America, we don't worship government, we worship God.
00:35:44.000 It is why our currency proudly declares, in God we trust.
00:35:49.000 And it's why we proudly proclaim that we are one nation under God.
00:35:56.000 The story of America is the story of an adventure that began with deep faith, big dreams, and humble beginnings.
00:36:09.000 The next generation of American leaders.
00:36:12.000 Never, ever give up.
00:36:16.000 There'll be times in your life you'll want to quit.
00:36:20.000 Never quit.
00:36:22.000 Never stop fighting for what you believe in and for the people who care about you.
00:36:27.000 Carry yourself with dignity and pride.
00:36:30.000 Demand the best from yourself.
00:36:34.000 The more people tell you it's not possible, that it can't be done, the more you should be absolutely determined to prove them wrong.
00:36:45.000 Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation.
00:36:55.000 Relish the opportunity to be an outsider.
00:36:58.000 The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, The more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead.
00:37:09.000 You must keep pushing forward.
00:37:12.000 And always have the courage to be yourself.
00:37:18.000 America is better when people put their faith into action.
00:37:24.000 Pray to God.
00:37:26.000 And follow his teachings.
00:37:28.000 Today, each of you begins a new chapter as well.
00:37:33.000 When your story goes from here, it will be defined by your vision, your perseverance, and your grit.
00:37:43.000 You will build a future where we have the courage to chase our dreams no matter what the cynics and the doubters have to say.
00:37:52.000 You will have the confidence to speak the hopes in your hearts and to express the love that stirs your souls.
00:38:01.000 As long as you have pride in your beliefs, courage in your convictions, and faith in God, Then you will not fail.
00:38:13.000 As long as America remains true to its values, loyal to its citizens, and devoted to its creator, then our best days are yet to come.
00:38:27.000 We'll be right back.
00:38:57.000 May God bless the United States of America.
00:39:08.000 And I just want to let you know that God blesses you.
00:39:12.000 And I want to just say you are special in every way.
00:39:18.000 God bless you, and God bless America.
00:39:20.000 Thank you very much.
00:39:21.000 Me and the Gryphers will save the Trump campaign.
00:39:25.000 We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know.
00:39:34.000 We love Trump.
00:39:37.000 I love Trump.
00:39:39.000 We all love Trump.
00:39:40.000 And if they don't make the course correction, then it's on them.
00:39:44.000 We are going to make our country great again.
00:40:06.000 We are going to make our country great again.
00:40:36.000 I don't care if I ever come down.
00:41:15.000 So sorry, I'm a mystery.
00:41:18.000 Hair I always whip around.
00:41:21.000 So high up, you're not you.
00:41:24.000 I don't care if I ever come down I don't care if I ever come down
00:41:42.000 I don't care if I ever come down
00:42:12.000 Thank you so much, everybody.
00:42:14.000 Can I just say, are you trusting Brian Adams?
00:42:18.000 Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American people.
00:42:43.000 The Washington establishment and the financial and media corporations that fund it exist for only one reason, to protect and enrich itself.
00:42:54.000 The establishment has trillions of dollars at stake in this election.
00:42:58.000 For those who control the levers of power in Washington and for the global special interest, they partner with these people that don't have your good in mind.
00:43:09.000 Our campaign represents a true existential threat like they haven't seen before.
00:43:17.000 This is not simply another four-year election.
00:43:20.000 This is a crossroads in the history of our civilization that will determine whether or not we the people reclaim control over our government.
00:43:32.000 The political establishment That is trying to stop us is the same group responsible for our disastrous trade deals, massive illegal immigration, and economic and foreign policies that have bled our country dry.
00:43:51.000 The political establishment has brought about the destruction of our factories and our jobs as they flee to Mexico, China, and other countries all around the world.
00:44:02.000 It's a global power structure that is responsible for the economic decisions that have robbed our working class, stripped our country of its wealth, and put that money into the pockets of a handful of large corporations and political entities.
00:44:20.000 This is a struggle for the survival of our nation and this will be our last chance to save it.
00:44:28.000 This election will determine whether we're a free nation or whether we have only the illusion of democracy but are in fact controlled by a small handful of global special interests rigging the system and our system is rigged.
00:44:42.000 This is reality.
00:44:44.000 You know it, they know it, I know it, and pretty much the whole world knows it.
00:44:51.000 The thing that said take a look what happened No I am your voice I am your voice
00:45:14.000 Me and the Gryphers will save the Trump campaign We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know.
00:45:38.000 We love Trump.
00:45:39.000 I love Trump.
00:45:41.000 We all love Trump.
00:45:42.000 And if they don't make the choice correction, then it's on them.
00:45:47.000 He was saying to me, he's like, this is probably pretty cool for you.
00:45:49.000 you i'm like yeah trump is melting down at mara lago as he watches his pull and lead evaporate against In a time like that, a lot of campaign gurus might throw their old playbook out the window, but not Chris Lasavito.
00:46:18.000 A war has been waged in the shadows to take control of his movement and his brand.
00:46:25.000 It has been hijacked.
00:46:27.000 To attack a great guy, Trump Patriot.
00:46:33.000 These are the forgotten men and women of our country.
00:46:37.000 And they are forgotten.
00:46:39.000 But they're not going to be forgotten long.
00:46:42.000 You've done a hell of a lousy job.
00:46:44.000 You're fired. 0.96
00:46:45.000 Get out of here! 0.99
00:47:46.000 I will never, ever let you down.
00:47:49.000 A new droiper war. 1.00
00:47:52.000 Yeah, nigga, this war. 1.00
00:47:54.000 I'm tricking bodies on the floor. 1.00
00:47:55.000 I'm with it all.
00:47:56.000 I talk to my demons, and I see the writings on the wall. 1.00
00:47:59.000 Niggas is dying when it's so weak. 1.00
00:48:01.000 I get excited for them coals. 1.00
00:48:02.000 And no one ain't crying when he gone.
00:48:04.000 Cause Brody was fighting for the coals. 1.00
00:48:05.000 I do this shit for my brothers. 1.00
00:48:07.000 We do this shit for each other. 1.00
00:48:10.000 The courageous fallen! 1.00
00:48:11.000 The anguished fallen!
00:48:13.000 Their lives have meaning because we, the living, refuse to forget them!
00:48:17.000 And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the sin for us!
00:48:23.000 Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world!
00:48:29.000 My soldiers push forward!
00:48:31.000 My soldiers scream out!
00:48:33.000 My soldiers reach! 0.97
00:48:35.000 I can't see a damn thing if they walk I can't see a damn thing if they walk They like Stevie, they can't see me They won't beat me, I'm in that guinea 0.99
00:48:52.000 I can't see a damn thing if they walk 0.99
00:52:02.000 Hmm. 0.92
00:52:04.000 *Sigh*
00:52:06.000 O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O One
00:52:59.000 adult happy meal please.
00:53:02.000 It's coming right up.
00:53:04.000 I'm gonna be tentative now, I can't show you.
00:53:09.000 *Skiss*
00:53:26.000 *Music* And people don't realize what they have.
00:53:53.000 hell.
00:53:56.000 And then, nowadays, I am so upset that the things we did and the things we fought for and the boys that died for us, it's all gone down the drain.
00:54:10.000 Our country's gone to hell in a handbasket.
00:54:16.000 We haven't got the country we had when I was raised.
00:54:19.000 Not at all.
00:54:21.000 Nobody will have the fun I have.
00:54:23.000 Nobody will have the opportunity I have.
00:54:27.000 It's just not the same.
00:54:31.000 Jesus is the way and the life and the King of Israel.
00:54:37.000 We just leave with love.
00:54:40.000 We're really at a crossroads here.
00:54:43.000 Look around you. 1.00
00:54:44.000 It's drag queens in schools. 1.00
00:54:46.000 It's 18-year-olds joining OnlyFans. 0.99
00:54:48.000 It's the filth on TikTok.
00:54:50.000 It's this country not having a border.
00:54:53.000 It's the idea that our kids and we, this generation, are never going to own anything.
00:55:00.000 Never making an income to support a family.
00:55:00.000 Think about it.
00:55:03.000 Never being able to have a family.
00:55:05.000 People being corrupted before they're even a teenager by things on their phone, sick addiction to technology.
00:55:14.000 The future is so bleak, but that has changed the calculation.
00:55:22.000 God is using me.
00:55:24.000 He's breaking me down, removing all of the, you know, richest person, all of this, so I can serve him.
00:55:31.000 I think they've been extremely unfair to you.
00:55:33.000 Who is they, though?
00:55:35.000 We can't tell you who they is, can we?
00:55:38.000 There is no future if we do nothing now.
00:55:42.000 There is nothing to lose. 1.00
00:55:46.000 We're not going to protect their ever shrinking share of what they have are foolish. 0.99
00:55:51.000 It's all going. 0.99
00:55:53.000 It's all going away. 0.94
00:55:54.000 This country is being ripped apart and raped and looted. 0.95
00:55:59.000 We're being slowly poisoned and in some cases quickly murdered and assassinated.
00:56:06.000 And we're killing ourselves every day, inadvertently, with the kinds of things that we eat and breathe and drink and see.
00:56:13.000 People have got to start to radically begin to obey their conscience and tell the truth and do the right thing.
00:56:20.000 People have got to start to get courageous.
00:56:23.000 And this is the time for everybody to turn and look to God And to pray and to ask for strength and to ask for wisdom to get through this time and to transform and sanctify this country.
00:56:38.000 And the alternative is that there will be no country.
00:56:41.000 Is it really only as big as low gas prices?
00:56:45.000 Is it really only so big as bringing inflation and gas prices and the corporate tax rate back down?
00:56:52.000 It's not about waiting for someone to come in and change the policy and make it better.
00:56:55.000 It's a personal decision that we all have to make to become soldiers of Christ.
00:57:25.000 My own narrative is not one of some sudden, booming bolt of lightning out of the blue.
00:57:30.000 It was a slow and steady, unrelenting stream of blips and blinks, glimmers and glares, low beams and high beams of light, some of which I did not want to see.
00:57:45.000 And then finally, a point of no return reckoning.
00:57:52.000 Why are you called Mommy Malkin?
00:57:55.000 I think it was because I fiercely came out during the Griper Wars of 2019 when so many of these brave young men were on college campuses challenging the likes of Zio Schill, Dan Crenshaw, questioning him about his undying loyalty and, of course, defending Nick Fuentes and so many of the stars of the burgeoning America First movement who, through an increasing amount of activism, are really going to ensure the future and the success of that movement.
00:58:25.000 Me and the Gripers will save the Trump campaign.
00:58:28.000 We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or at the campaign, and I'll let them know.
00:58:39.000 We love Trump.
00:58:41.000 I love Trump.
00:58:42.000 We all love Trump.
00:58:44.000 And if they don't make the course correction, then it's on them.
00:58:49.000 The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead.
00:58:59.000 Because it's the outsiders who change the world and who make a real and lasting difference.
00:59:05.000 Nothing worth doing ever came easy.
00:59:10.000 Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation.
00:59:16.000 The future belongs to the people who follow their heart no matter what the critics say.
00:59:23.000 We must always remember that we share one home And one glorious destiny.
00:59:31.000 We all bleed the same red blood of patriots.
00:59:35.000 We all salute the same great American flag.
00:59:40.000 Our best days are yet to come.
00:59:44.000 We can't go back to the past.
00:59:51.000 That's what people always say, isn't it?
00:59:53.000 They say, can we really go back?
00:59:54.000 And the answer is, whether you're conservative or liberal, right wing or left wing, the answer is no.
01:00:01.000 We're never going back.
01:00:02.000 It's gone.
01:00:03.000 It's gone.
01:00:04.000 All of that is gone. 0.99
01:00:05.000 But I would call myself something like a Christian futurist instead.
01:00:10.000 Because Jesus Christ was our past before any of us were born or conceived.
01:00:15.000 Jesus Christ is our present now.
01:00:17.000 And Jesus Christ is our future after we die on earth. 0.64
01:00:23.000 We want this century to be the most Christian century in the history of planet earth. 0.55
01:00:34.000 We want this century to be the most Christian century in the history of planet earth.
01:00:35.000 We love everybody. 0.93
01:00:37.000 And we want people that can burn really more than anybody.
01:00:41.000 But this country can no longer be held hostage by a small minority that doesn't believe in the real world. 0.96
01:00:51.000 The mission of our movement is to make this country a Christian country.
01:00:56.000 The mission is to create a Christian future in our time.
01:01:00.000 The only way we're going to do it is not by infiltrating, not by subverting, not by lying, which is what a lot of people do.
01:01:09.000 The only way that we're going to make this happen is with the boldness of a real Christian.
01:01:15.000 That's the only way.
01:01:16.000 We have got to be willing to die for Jesus Christ.
01:01:21.000 We have to want it more than they do.
01:01:24.000 because if there are thousands and millions and tens of millions and hundreds of millions of Christians ready to meet their final destiny, then nothing can stop us and nothing will.
01:01:37.000 The end of the day is a great day.
01:02:07.000 The end of the day is a great day.
01:02:39.000 The end of the day is a great day.
01:03:09.000 The end of the day is a great day.
01:03:37.000 The end of the day is a great day.
01:04:07.000 The end of the day is a great day.
01:04:17.000 The End
01:04:42.000 They don't know what they are supporting.
01:04:58.000 They don't know how bad it has gotten.
01:05:02.000 They don't know what is necessary to make the difference.
01:05:07.000 They didn't hear us on Twitter.
01:05:09.000 They didn't hear us on True Social.
01:05:11.000 They just censored the hashtags.
01:05:13.000 They didn't hear us when we emailed them.
01:05:15.000 And they didn't hear us when the Washington Post and every other news media outlet reported it. 0.99
01:05:21.000 For that reason, the Goyper War will continue and we will accelerate and intensify our plans.
01:05:30.000 We have to deploy to Michigan and we have to make it hurt as much as possible. 0.70
01:05:38.000 If he wants to stop the pain, he must stop the betrayal of America first.
01:05:45.000 My own narrative is not one of some sudden booming bolt of lightning out of the blue.
01:06:01.000 It was a slow and steady, unrelenting stream of blips and blinks, glimmers and glares, low beams and high beams of light, some of which I did not want to see.
01:06:16.000 And then finally, a point of no return reckoning.
01:06:23.000 Why are you called Mommy Malcolm?
01:06:25.000 I think it was because I fiercely came out during the Griper Wars of 2019 when so many of these brave young men were on college campuses challenging the likes of Zio Schill Dan Crenshaw questioning him about his undying loyalty and of course defending Nick Fuentes and so many of the stars of the burgeoning America First movement We're
01:07:05.000 The End
01:07:35.000 The End Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business.
01:08:03.000 Transcription by CastingWords
01:08:33.000 Transcription by CastingWords
01:09:02.000 We love Trump.
01:09:03.000 I love Trump.
01:09:05.000 We all love Trump.
01:09:06.000 And if they don't make the voice collection, then it's on them.
01:09:10.000 They gave you.
01:09:56.000 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
01:10:20.000 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
01:10:52.000 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
01:11:10.000 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
01:11:16.000 One adult happy meal, please.
01:11:18.000 Hmm. 0.97
01:11:19.000 C-C-C-C-Coming right up!
01:11:24.000 I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this.
01:11:27.000 I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this.
01:11:56.000 I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this.
01:12:26.000 I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this.
01:12:56.000 I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this.
01:13:26.000 I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this.
01:13:56.000 I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this.
01:14:26.000 I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this.
01:14:34.000 We'll save the Trump campaign.
01:14:36.000 We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know.
01:14:47.000 We love Trump.
01:14:48.000 I love Trump.
01:14:50.000 We all love Trump.
01:14:52.000 And if they don't make the course correction, then it's on them.
01:14:56.000 Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American people.
01:15:08.000 This election will determine whether we're a free nation or whether we have only the illusion of democracy but are in fact controlled by a small handful of global special interests ringing the system and our system is ringing.
01:15:22.000 This is reality.
01:15:24.000 You know it, they know it, I know it, and pretty much the whole world knows it.
01:15:32.000 This is not the Trump campaign from 2016.
01:15:36.000 It's worse.
01:15:37.000 I see this stuff, and I have to wonder, why has nobody been fired?
01:15:44.000 Isn't that Trump's trademark?
01:15:47.000 That if results aren't happening, that people are...
01:15:50.000 you're fired?
01:15:51.000 Isn't that the whole trademark?
01:15:54.000 Someone needs to be fired. 0.99
01:15:57.000 It happened back in 2016.
01:15:58.000 He went through campaign managers and advisors all the time.
01:16:02.000 And it was good.
01:16:04.000 It kept things fresh.
01:16:05.000 It kept things competitive.
01:16:07.000 It was interesting.
01:16:08.000 Fire Chris LaCivita.
01:16:10.000 Fire Susie Wiles. 0.83
01:16:12.000 Get new campaign managers.
01:16:14.000 Fix this campaign before it's too late.
01:16:17.000 Before we blow it again.
01:16:19.000 We want Trump to win.
01:16:21.000 We want America first.
01:16:23.000 But you are letting us down.
01:16:24.000 You're blowing it.
01:16:25.000 This is the biggest missed opportunity in history.
01:16:28.000 You're blowing it for Trump.
01:16:30.000 You're blowing it for us.
01:16:31.000 And we're not going to let it happen.
01:16:33.000 You have alienated us.
01:16:35.000 You have ignored us.
01:16:37.000 You don't listen to our concerns.
01:16:39.000 We have been left behind.
01:16:41.000 The Trump movement and the GOP have moved on without us.
01:16:45.000 It serves Israel and corporations and immigrants, but it doesn't serve Native Americans.
01:16:51.000 What about Native Americans?
01:16:53.000 I don't want to hear any more about communism.
01:16:55.000 I don't want to hear any more about Vance.
01:16:57.000 I don't want to hear about whatever.
01:17:00.000 And the message is simple.
01:17:02.000 America first. 0.98
01:17:04.000 Native Americans. 1.00
01:17:07.000 America only. 1.00
01:17:08.000 No Israel. 0.95
01:17:09.000 No corporations.
01:17:11.000 No foreign influence. 0.64
01:17:13.000 No foreigners. 0.99
01:17:14.000 No immigrants. 1.00
01:17:15.000 None of that. 1.00
01:17:17.000 Just America.
01:17:18.000 America first and Christ the King.
01:17:22.000 So this is a call to all Christians, immigration restrictionists, foreign policy non-interventionists, trade protectionists, those in favor of industrial policy, patriots, nativists, nationalists, non-interventionists, traditionalists that are not happy with the state of the Trump campaign. 0.54
01:17:43.000 You are being recruited.
01:17:46.000 Trump is a peaceful man.
01:17:48.000 We're declaring war on the evil Trump campaign.
01:17:50.000 He needs to be liberated.
01:17:52.000 We will liberate him.
01:17:53.000 We will make him independent from his donors.
01:17:57.000 We will make him independent from Silicon Valley.
01:17:59.000 We will make him independent from foreign influence.
01:18:02.000 Otherwise, and if we don't succeed, there's no hope. 0.95
01:18:06.000 You're done.
01:18:07.000 If we don't succeed, if this doesn't work, there's no hope. 0.99
01:18:11.000 You either get Kamala, and it's total left-wing oppression, it's total bullshit, BLM nonsense, or if you get Trump, it's gonna be total Zionist corporate domination. 0.99
01:18:23.000 So if we don't succeed, it's over. 0.99
01:18:26.000 You need to get involved in this, or honestly, just quit.
01:18:31.000 In 2024, we are going to fight the hostile takeover.
01:18:35.000 It's a different battle.
01:18:38.000 But it's the same war.
01:18:40.000 We're going to fight and save Trump from his own people.
01:18:44.000 The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead.
01:19:09.000 Because it's the outsiders who change the world and who make a real and lasting difference.
01:19:16.000 Nothing worth doing ever came easy.
01:19:21.000 Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation.
01:19:27.000 The future belongs to the people who follow their heart no matter what the critics say.
01:19:33.000 We must always remember that we share one home and one glorious destiny.
01:19:41.000 We all bleed the same red blood of patriots.
01:19:46.000 We all salute the same great American flag.
01:19:50.000 Our best days are yet to come.
01:19:54.000 Thank you.
01:22:26.000 Are you winning, son?
01:22:29.000 Thank you.
01:23:03.000 Years from now, some of them may look back and ask themselves whether they've made the right choice, whether they've made the most of the opportunities they've been given.
01:23:14.000 Together, we have the same mission.
01:23:18.000 Over the course of your life, you will find that things are not always fair.
01:23:23.000 You will find that things happen to you that you do not deserve and that are not always warranted.
01:23:32.000 But you have to put your head down and fight, fight, fight.
01:23:38.000 Never, ever, ever give up.
01:23:41.000 Don't give in.
01:23:43.000 Don't back down.
01:23:44.000 And never stop doing what you know is right.
01:23:48.000 Nothing worth doing ever, ever, ever came easy.
01:23:54.000 And the more righteous you fight, the more opposition that you will face.
01:23:59.000 In your hearts are inscribed the values of service, sacrifice, and devotion.
01:24:05.000 Now you must go forth into the world and turn your hopes and dreams into action.
01:24:14.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.
01:24:20.000 It's going to be only America first.
01:24:26.000 America first. 0.99
01:24:30.000 The American people will come first once again.
01:24:35.000 With respect, the respect that we deserve.
01:24:46.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America First Day.
01:24:59.000 America first.
01:25:36.000 Good evening, everybody.
01:25:40.000 You are watching the America First Halloween special.
01:25:45.000 I hope you're excited to be here.
01:25:47.000 We're going to have a great night tonight.
01:25:49.000 It's going to be scary, frightening.
01:25:53.000 It's going to be a little bit creepy.
01:25:56.000 But it's good to be back with you here tonight on Thursday.
01:26:00.000 It's October 31st.
01:26:03.000 Spooktacular America First Halloween special.
01:26:08.000 Boys and ghouls, welcome to the stream.
01:26:12.000 Say what's up in the live chat.
01:26:14.000 We're going to be having a good night tonight.
01:26:16.000 We're going to be playing a little bit of Phasmophobia with Keith Woods.
01:26:21.000 I think this is his first gaming stream, if I'm not mistaken.
01:26:27.000 I don't recall him ever doing one, so we're going to be playing a little Phasmophobia.
01:26:32.000 Scary Halloween game with Keith Woods.
01:26:35.000 Very scary.
01:26:38.000 Might play a little Call of Duty.
01:26:41.000 Gonna carve a pumpkin.
01:26:43.000 I have all my pumpkin carving equipment.
01:26:48.000 So I haven't carved a pumpkin.
01:26:50.000 It's actually been a while.
01:26:51.000 And I'm not carving this one.
01:26:53.000 I'm carving the big one.
01:26:56.000 I'm carving.
01:26:56.000 I'll show you.
01:26:57.000 I'm gonna be carving this giant Giant pumpkin on the stream tonight.
01:27:12.000 This is our biggest pumpkin ever, I think.
01:27:14.000 I don't think we've ever had one this big.
01:27:19.000 So, yeah, so we're going to carve this up.
01:27:23.000 We'll see how that goes.
01:27:25.000 Do you think this is going to work?
01:27:27.000 This is just a kitchen knife.
01:27:29.000 I think this will work.
01:27:30.000 I think it'll be fine.
01:27:32.000 We're going to carve up the pumpkin.
01:27:33.000 People are saying do a swastika.
01:27:35.000 I'm not going to do a swastika.
01:27:38.000 Thanks for the suggestion, though.
01:27:40.000 I appreciate it.
01:27:42.000 I'm thinking more like a scary face.
01:27:45.000 I was actually really going more for like a scary face, you know, eyes and mouth sort of a thing.
01:27:51.000 But thank you for the suggestion.
01:27:53.000 My normal chat, having a normal one.
01:27:57.000 So we're going to carve...
01:27:59.000 People are saying, Al.
01:28:00.000 So we're going to carve the pumpkin.
01:28:00.000 Okay, guys.
01:28:02.000 That'll be later.
01:28:04.000 That's the main event.
01:28:05.000 That's the big ticket deal.
01:28:07.000 Once we get $10,000...
01:28:10.000 No, I'm joking, of course. 0.99
01:28:12.000 Who gives a shit? 0.99
01:28:12.000 We're going to do it. 0.99
01:28:13.000 We're not even going to read.
01:28:15.000 No, we'll read Super Chats, but...
01:28:17.000 No, but we're going to be carving the pumpkin.
01:28:18.000 It's going to be fun.
01:28:20.000 We'll do a little content review as well.
01:28:22.000 I don't know how long I'm going to be live.
01:28:24.000 I'm shooting for like three, four hours.
01:28:29.000 So it's going to be a spooktacular extravaganza.
01:28:34.000 Gaming, content review, pumpkin, super chats, scary shirt.
01:28:42.000 This is the only Halloween-y shirt that I have.
01:28:46.000 Um, I'm not gonna wear a costume.
01:28:49.000 I won't do it.
01:28:50.000 Uh, but I have a scary shirt.
01:28:54.000 Techni shirt.
01:28:57.000 Somebody I used to know.
01:28:59.000 So, um, yeah.
01:29:01.000 So anyway, so it's gonna be good. 0.76
01:29:03.000 We got Phasmophobia loaded up.
01:29:05.000 Uh, let me get this out of the way.
01:29:06.000 I got my coffee here.
01:29:08.000 Got a little pumpkin spice latte.
01:29:14.000 How's everybody's Halloween going?
01:29:15.000 Are you guys having a good holiday so far?
01:29:19.000 Let's get a little Monster Mash going. 0.99
01:29:20.000 Then we'll bring Keith in with the game.
01:29:27.000 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm not really a big fan.
01:29:30.000 I love Halloween, but I only like certain aspects of it.
01:29:34.000 I like the fall weather.
01:29:36.000 It's super windy right now.
01:29:39.000 So I like when the weather cools.
01:29:41.000 I like the leaves.
01:29:43.000 I like the pumpkin, cinnamon stuff.
01:29:46.000 I like the decorations.
01:29:49.000 I like some of it.
01:29:51.000 Here's what I don't like. 1.00
01:29:52.000 I don't like sluts. 1.00
01:29:54.000 I don't like face paint. 1.00
01:29:56.000 I don't like jump scares, scary movies, gore, drinking.
01:30:03.000 And there's too much of that on Halloween.
01:30:06.000 So it's kind of a mixed bag for me.
01:30:08.000 I don't really know what to do to celebrate because I'm too old to trick-or-treat, probably.
01:30:13.000 So I can't do that. 0.96
01:30:15.000 But I'm also too young at heart to go and be a slut and Because I feel like that's what people do. 0.96
01:30:21.000 They go, and I don't have a good physique. 0.98
01:30:24.000 I have a chubby little belly.
01:30:25.000 I have no arms.
01:30:27.000 So I can't really even take advantage.
01:30:29.000 A lot of these guys, they get all jacked up, juiced up, and then they get to go and take their shirt off and be whatever.
01:30:39.000 Sexy, whatever.
01:30:40.000 I don't get to do that.
01:30:42.000 I have nothing to work with here.
01:30:44.000 What am I going to be?
01:30:46.000 Tony Soprano?
01:30:48.000 Not even. 0.99
01:30:49.000 Uh, I'm gonna be the revolting slob from Crash Box. 0.97
01:30:53.000 I'm gonna be there. 0.98
01:30:54.000 That's a deep cut.
01:30:55.000 That's a deep cut. 0.99
01:30:56.000 I'm gonna be the revolting slob from Crash Box. 0.95
01:30:59.000 So I can't do that. 0.91
01:31:00.000 I don't drink. 0.98
01:31:01.000 And I fucking hate face paint. 0.99
01:31:03.000 And I hate dressing up. 0.99
01:31:05.000 So...
01:31:07.000 Anyway, I like to drive around.
01:31:10.000 I like to look at the decorations.
01:31:11.000 I like to drink my pumpkin spice, but that's about it.
01:31:14.000 You know, that's about it.
01:31:15.000 I really like the fall more.
01:31:16.000 I like the vibes.
01:31:18.000 But the festivities, I don't go in for the festivities.
01:31:22.000 But anyway, all right.
01:31:25.000 So we're gonna jump in.
01:31:26.000 We got...
01:31:27.000 We got Keith Woods.
01:31:28.000 I gotta figure out how we're gonna link up with him.
01:31:31.000 We're gonna be playing Phasmophobia.
01:31:32.000 It's a ghost game. 0.95
01:31:34.000 Let me know if you can...
01:31:37.000 Um...
01:31:38.000 Let me know if you can see enough of the screen.
01:31:42.000 If I need to shrink my camera so you can see more of the game.
01:31:46.000 Because people were complaining about that last time.
01:31:51.000 So I'm gonna jump on multiplayer here.
01:31:53.000 The hunters asking for help.
01:31:55.000 And let's take a look.
01:31:57.000 I wonder if...
01:31:59.000 Okay, you guys are Crash Out Nick.
01:32:03.000 I wonder who that's for.
01:32:05.000 I wonder what that's directed at.
01:32:09.000 I wonder if there's anybody else trying to...
01:32:12.000 Unless that's just a coincidence.
01:32:15.000 Unless that's just a crazy coincidence.
01:32:19.000 No, but I'm probably...
01:32:21.000 I'm going to start a private room...
01:32:25.000 I'm going to hide the desktop so that you can't see the code.
01:32:29.000 and then I'm going to give it to Keith, okay?
01:32:31.000 All right, let me see.
01:32:39.000 Invite code.
01:32:41.000 How does this work?
01:32:41.000 Oh, what?
01:32:43.000 There we go.
01:32:44.000 Let me see.
01:32:45.000 Okay, I'm going to text it to Keith.
01:32:48.000 We'll bring him in.
01:32:51.000 This is going to be good.
01:32:52.000 This is going to be good stuff.
01:32:53.000 I don't know if I've got to explain the game to him or what.
01:32:59.000 But we'll see.
01:33:05.000 Join my lobby with code.
01:33:07.000 Okay.
01:33:09.000 Alright, so we'll see if he gets the message, if he's going to join us.
01:33:18.000 I don't think you could see it now.
01:33:20.000 Yeah, okay, so we should be good.
01:33:23.000 We're gonna be doing the challenge mode.
01:33:26.000 So how many of you guys, do you guys familiar with the game Phasmophobia?
01:33:30.000 This is like one of my favorite games of all time.
01:33:32.000 I play it.
01:33:33.000 I used to play it a lot more, not so much now.
01:33:37.000 But it's a ghost hunting game.
01:33:38.000 We hunt ghosts.
01:33:41.000 And I'll probably be explaining it to Keith Brooks.
01:33:44.000 I don't know what this does.
01:33:45.000 What did I just do?
01:33:51.000 What did that do? 0.99
01:33:52.000 What the fuck did that do? 0.99
01:33:58.000 Hang on, look. 1.00
01:34:00.000 Let's see.
01:34:01.000 They're doing some kind of event right now.
01:34:04.000 Let's see.
01:34:05.000 Blood Moon...
01:34:06.000 Blood Moon Event.
01:34:12.000 The Blood Moon is rising.
01:34:12.000 Okay.
01:34:14.000 It's empowering paranormal entities.
01:34:16.000 Take care.
01:34:17.000 They're stronger than ever.
01:34:19.000 As a community, identify ghosts correctly.
01:34:22.000 Photograph totems.
01:34:25.000 Once the stage is complete, interact with the blood altar to receive your rewards.
01:34:29.000 Ooh, so I got an ID card.
01:34:30.000 Sweet.
01:34:31.000 There's other events going on as well.
01:34:35.000 But I don't think we're going to do that today.
01:34:40.000 Hey, where is...
01:34:41.000 Hey, there he is!
01:34:43.000 Hey! 0.99
01:34:44.000 Hey, what's going on?
01:34:45.000 Hey, can you hear me?
01:34:47.000 Can you hear me?
01:34:48.000 Yeah, can you hear me?
01:34:50.000 Yeah, I can hear you.
01:34:51.000 What's going on?
01:34:52.000 Let's go!
01:34:55.000 Happy Halloween!
01:34:58.000 Yeah, you too, man.
01:34:59.000 Happy Halloween.
01:35:00.000 Thanks, man.
01:35:01.000 I'm excited to play this game.
01:35:02.000 Are you excited?
01:35:05.000 I am.
01:35:06.000 I've been practicing.
01:35:07.000 I got up to level 7.
01:35:08.000 I caught a couple of ghosts.
01:35:11.000 Yeah, I can see that.
01:35:12.000 I can tell you're excited by the tenor of your voice.
01:35:14.000 I can tell.
01:35:17.000 You couldn't conceal it.
01:35:19.000 Can't lose aura.
01:35:29.000 You must not lose aura.
01:35:32.000 It'd be catastrophic Halloween if we all lost aura.
01:35:35.000 I would lose aura by being in proximity to that.
01:35:41.000 I can hear you walking.
01:35:42.000 Are you on the map right now?
01:35:44.000 I'm just seeing the lobby.
01:35:45.000 I'm circling.
01:35:45.000 Oh, yeah.
01:35:46.000 I'm just circling around you.
01:35:47.000 I'm in the- I'm in the lobby.
01:35:50.000 Oh, hey.
01:35:51.000 Hey, what up?
01:35:54.000 Yeah, it's proximity.
01:36:02.000 Here, so why don't we- let's just start the game.
01:36:04.000 Let's do the challenge mode.
01:36:05.000 So the challenge mode is there's no evidence.
01:36:15.000 Are you familiar with this?
01:36:16.000 No.
01:36:19.000 Okay, so do you basically know the rules of the game?
01:36:22.000 Yeah, I know the game.
01:36:27.000 I've caught ghosts.
01:36:28.000 Okay, cool.
01:36:30.000 So, in this challenge mode, it's going to give us no evidences.
01:36:34.000 So there will be no freezing temps, no dots.
01:36:38.000 We just have to go by the ghost's abilities.
01:36:41.000 Whoa.
01:36:42.000 What?
01:36:43.000 Yes.
01:36:44.000 But this is how we level up.
01:36:47.000 What?
01:36:49.000 But I don't know any of the ghosts.
01:36:51.000 That's why you're going to need to lean on me a little bit, but I'll help you, okay?
01:36:56.000 Sounds like I'll have to lean on you a lot.
01:36:57.000 Yeah, it'll be good though, trust.
01:37:00.000 Alright, here we go.
01:37:03.000 Okay, so...
01:37:05.000 Alright, let's see what our challenge is.
01:37:08.000 We got...
01:37:09.000 Get an average sanity below 25%, prevent the ghost from hunting with a crucifix, detect a paranormal sound with a microphone.
01:37:16.000 Okay, so...
01:37:19.000 You know, normally you determine the ghost with evidence.
01:37:22.000 You get, you know, three pieces of evidence.
01:37:25.000 This one, we have to just go by the ghost's different abilities.
01:37:31.000 So, for example, the spirit, the most common ghost, the spirit's ability is that, well, rather, its weakness is that if you smudge it, if you light a smudge stick near it, It cannot initiate a hunt for three minutes.
01:37:49.000 So if it initiates a hunt within three minutes after being smudged, we know it's not a spirit.
01:37:55.000 And so on and so forth.
01:37:57.000 So we have to find the ghost room, complete the challenges, and then we're really just going to have to trigger a hunt.
01:38:07.000 That's really going to be the main object, is to trigger a hunt, because that's the main way we're going to be able to tell what the ghost is.
01:38:15.000 What should I pack?
01:38:17.000 There's no fuse box, so get a flashlight.
01:38:21.000 Yeah, EMF is good.
01:38:22.000 I'm going to get a thermometer.
01:38:25.000 And why don't you pick up a...
01:38:29.000 Why don't you pick up a...
01:38:35.000 What would be good?
01:38:37.000 Maybe a crucifix.
01:38:39.000 Did I say that already?
01:38:41.000 No, you got, yeah, EMF, flashlight, crucifix.
01:38:43.000 That's a good loadout.
01:38:47.000 Alright, here we go.
01:38:48.000 This game might be a bit dry for viewers, I think, so perhaps we should break it up with some Halloween trivia.
01:38:53.000 What do you think?
01:38:55.000 Uh-oh, and who's going to host that?
01:38:56.000 You?
01:38:58.000 Well, we could take it at turns.
01:39:01.000 And what's that?
01:39:02.000 I don't have any trivia questions prepared.
01:39:05.000 Well, for example, do you know why people wear masks on Halloween?
01:39:10.000 No.
01:39:10.000 Why?
01:39:13.000 It was because on the Halloween festival, they thought all the spirits would come out, so if you wanted to walk around outside, you had to pretend to be one of the evil spirits so you wouldn't get kidnapped and taken to the other world.
01:39:26.000 Oh, wow.
01:39:27.000 That is interesting.
01:39:30.000 Yeah.
01:39:31.000 I did, yeah.
01:39:34.000 You two told me.
01:39:37.000 You're sort of like a Halloween expert, huh?
01:39:41.000 I wouldn't say that.
01:39:42.000 I've done my research for this stream.
01:39:44.000 Oh, you came prepared.
01:39:46.000 Wow.
01:39:48.000 Well, you know, Faz is, uh...
01:39:50.000 I wouldn't say it's the most exciting game to watch, would you?
01:39:54.000 Everyone hates on this game, but I love it.
01:39:58.000 It's only exciting if people actually, you know, go for the ghost. 1.00
01:40:02.000 If you're just like a pussy and you don't actually go for the ghost, then it's super boring. 1.00
01:40:09.000 I gotta turn on my br- I've got this big light shining on my face. 1.00
01:40:12.000 I can barely see the game.
01:40:13.000 I'm gonna turn on my brightness.
01:40:15.000 Oh, it's already way up.
01:40:16.000 Okay.
01:40:18.000 Very dark, mob.
01:40:18.000 Alright.
01:40:20.000 Oh, also, do you not use your walkie-talkie by holding B? That way I can hear you anywhere we are on the map.
01:40:28.000 Hold B. Yeah, like that.
01:40:31.000 There you go.
01:40:36.000 Alright, let's see.
01:40:39.000 You have your EMF on?
01:40:42.000 It's on, yeah.
01:40:44.000 Oh, it touched something here.
01:40:46.000 Come in here, come in here.
01:40:47.000 Oh.
01:40:50.000 Is it on?
01:40:53.000 Brother.
01:40:54.000 Not getting anything.
01:40:55.000 It definitely touched something in here, but you're a little late.
01:40:57.000 Yeah, yeah, hold it over here.
01:40:59.000 It threw this, it threw this.
01:41:01.000 This is the ghost room.
01:41:02.000 Oh, getting something there.
01:41:03.000 This is the ghost room.
01:41:04.000 Number two.
01:41:06.000 We have a two.
01:41:07.000 Alright, let's get our equipment set up in here.
01:41:13.000 Let me think, what are we gonna need?
01:41:16.000 Put the crucifix down, yeah.
01:41:19.000 Put it down anywhere.
01:41:21.000 And throw the EMF down too.
01:41:23.000 Shouldn't I check if we can get like an EMF-5?
01:41:32.000 Wouldn't that narrow it down?
01:41:34.000 No, because that's evidence.
01:41:36.000 There's no evidence.
01:41:37.000 But you're trying to narrow down the ghosts, right?
01:41:42.000 And only some of them give you MF5.
01:41:44.000 Yeah, but that's a no evidence round.
01:41:49.000 So the ghost will not give any evidence.
01:41:51.000 Thank you.
01:41:53.000 Thank you.
01:41:55.000 The ghost is only going to use abilities, and it will give no evidence.
01:41:59.000 So Spirit Box is useless.
01:42:02.000 Notebook is useless.
01:42:04.000 We're going to need things like video cameras, parabolic mic, candles.
01:42:14.000 So I'm going to bring in a video camera.
01:42:16.000 Why don't you bring in some salt, bring in a candle.
01:42:27.000 We should take some sanity pills too.
01:42:29.000 Where's you got the salt?
01:42:32.000 Oh, it's right here.
01:42:34.000 This brown stuff.
01:42:36.000 Or cut.
01:42:44.000 Chat.
01:42:45.000 Chat, I think we're cooked.
01:42:49.000 That's okay.
01:42:50.000 This is the challenge mode.
01:42:54.000 This is kind of an advanced challenge for advanced ghost hunters.
01:42:57.000 I'm looking for orbs right now.
01:43:00.000 I'm looking for orbs.
01:43:04.000 Because a mimic's ability is orbs.
01:43:07.000 Oh, it just touched that door!
01:43:10.000 Oh, it just tried to hunt!
01:43:12.000 You have to leave the EMF on, Keith!
01:43:15.000 You have to leave it on when you put it down!
01:43:17.000 Alright, let's see.
01:43:19.000 Okay, I'm glad.
01:43:27.000 It's pretty active.
01:43:31.000 A lot of activity.
01:43:32.000 A lot of ghost activity right now.
01:43:34.000 We need more equipment.
01:43:36.000 I'm going to get another crucifix.
01:43:38.000 Did you drop the salt in there?
01:43:42.000 Did not.
01:43:43.000 Okay, you got to drop the equipment in there.
01:43:45.000 Otherwise, you know, it's like a wasted trip.
01:43:48.000 It hunted with 45% average sanity, which is somewhat high.
01:43:53.000 So it could be...
01:43:54.000 I don't know the thresholds anymore, but that's like demon...
01:44:00.000 Demon territory, I think.
01:44:03.000 Most ghosts, I think they start hunting at below 40 or 30%.
01:44:07.000 Let's see.
01:44:09.000 We'll do another crucifix.
01:44:12.000 Please.
01:44:13.000 Okay, let's take some pills.
01:44:16.000 Can you take some sandy pills, please?
01:44:20.000 Can you pick up the sandy pills and eat them?
01:44:24.000 The sanity pills.
01:44:25.000 The box of pills.
01:44:26.000 There you go.
01:44:27.000 There you go.
01:44:28.000 Okay.
01:44:30.000 Okay, cool.
01:44:30.000 Um...
01:44:31.000 Do you have a candle?
01:44:36.000 Hello?
01:44:39.000 Hello?
01:44:39.000 Do you have...
01:44:40.000 Turn your mic on.
01:44:43.000 It's on.
01:44:44.000 Okay.
01:44:44.000 There you go.
01:44:45.000 Get a candle and salt.
01:44:46.000 Do you have candle and salt?
01:44:49.000 I have both of those.
01:44:50.000 I took both of those unprompted, actually.
01:44:52.000 Okay, cool.
01:44:55.000 Alright, now bring them into the room.
01:44:58.000 Firmly grasp it, and then you gotta drop it in the room.
01:45:02.000 Oh, the phone's ringing.
01:45:04.000 Dude, this is crazy active.
01:45:06.000 I'm thinking demon, dude.
01:45:08.000 I'm tentatively gonna say, put the candle down, please, with a G. Throw candle and salt down with G. Thank you.
01:45:16.000 I'll put this here.
01:45:18.000 And where's the salt?
01:45:21.000 Salt, please.
01:45:24.000 There it is, okay.
01:45:26.000 Wait, I just tossed the salt down.
01:45:28.000 I don't, uh...
01:45:29.000 Now you get it.
01:45:31.000 You're good, you're good.
01:45:32.000 We got it.
01:45:33.000 It touched the phone over here.
01:45:41.000 So I'm gonna put salt.
01:45:47.000 And here.
01:45:51.000 Oh! 0.60
01:45:53.000 Cold temps.
01:45:54.000 Alright, let me... 1.00
01:45:55.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:45:56.000 It's an event. 1.00
01:45:59.000 Shit, I need my camera. 1.00
01:46:00.000 There we go. 1.00
01:46:01.000 Fuck! 1.00
01:46:02.000 I missed it. 1.00
01:46:03.000 Here we go, here we go.
01:46:04.000 Where is it?
01:46:05.000 Ghost photo.
01:46:08.000 Dude, this thing is so aggre- It's trying to weaken my sanity so it can hunt.
01:46:12.000 This is a very aggressive ghost.
01:46:14.000 I'm thinking demon.
01:46:18.000 Yeah, I can hear you.
01:46:20.000 Let's go.
01:46:27.000 Three star ghost photo.
01:46:29.000 My body's different.
01:46:29.000 That's me.
01:46:31.000 I'm built different.
01:46:32.000 So I'm thinking...
01:46:32.000 Yo, so...
01:46:36.000 Okay, so...
01:46:38.000 I think it's a...
01:46:40.000 I'm thinking demon.
01:46:44.000 Super aggressive.
01:46:46.000 It's throwing stuff.
01:46:48.000 Although I can hunt at any sanity level, so maybe not a demon.
01:46:51.000 It might be... 0.70
01:46:53.000 could it be an Oni it's possible it's an Oni We can rule out...
01:47:09.000 It's not a Shade.
01:47:14.000 We can rule out...
01:47:20.000 It's not a phantom. 1.00
01:47:25.000 I don't think it's a yuri. 1.00
01:47:28.000 We just need to see it hunt. 1.00
01:47:30.000 That's going to give us a good idea.
01:47:31.000 So why don't we go in there, let's trigger a hunt.
01:47:34.000 We're going to have to get our sanity down very low.
01:47:36.000 Okay.
01:47:43.000 Let's go find a hiding spot.
01:47:45.000 Take a smudge stick with you.
01:47:48.000 Demons are pretty aggressive.
01:47:51.000 They're less aggressive around the crucifix, right?
01:47:53.000 But he was pretty aggressive when we put it down.
01:47:56.000 Well, all it means is that a crucifix has an expanded range with demons, I'm pretty sure.
01:48:06.000 But thing is, though, a demon can hunt at any sanity level, so if it was a demon, it would have hunted already.
01:48:15.000 It's trying to lower...
01:48:16.000 By manifesting, it tried to lower our sanity to get it below a certain threshold so that it could hunt.
01:48:22.000 A demon wouldn't do that.
01:48:23.000 I think it's an oni.
01:48:24.000 Onis do that. 0.99
01:48:26.000 They're very active. 0.93
01:48:28.000 And the thing is about an oni...
01:48:30.000 Oh, you know what?
01:48:31.000 Let's do this.
01:48:33.000 You might have to be the bait.
01:48:37.000 And I'll tell you why.
01:48:41.000 So an oni has a...
01:48:44.000 Very slow blinking speed, meaning that when it's hunting, you know how it disappears and reappears?
01:48:51.000 It's basically visible the entire time.
01:48:53.000 That's how you distinguish it.
01:48:54.000 So someone has to watch it on the cameras to determine that.
01:48:58.000 So you might have to go in and be the bait.
01:49:00.000 Okay, what camera do you want me to use?
01:49:03.000 No, I'll watch it on this video camera.
01:49:08.000 We should deploy another video camera, and then you gotta be the bait.
01:49:15.000 So I'll take another sanity pill.
01:49:17.000 We'll throw another camera down in the area where he could see it better, like upstairs.
01:49:23.000 and then I'll run out and you're gonna have to be the bait.
01:49:26.000 Here we go, guys.
01:49:34.000 We're confronting the ghost.
01:49:38.000 Um, I'll show you a hiding spot to go to. 1.00
01:49:46.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:49:47.000 It's over. 1.00
01:49:47.000 It's hunting. 1.00
01:49:49.000 Oh, no, it just broke the light.
01:49:51.000 We're good.
01:49:51.000 Okay.
01:49:54.000 So just, um...
01:49:57.000 Yo, where you at? 0.99
01:50:01.000 Oh shit. 1.00
01:50:03.000 It's hunting. 1.00
01:50:27.000 It's hunting.
01:50:32.000 Sounds fast.
01:50:33.000 Oh, I can't roll that out.
01:50:44.000 Is it over?
01:50:59.000 Oh, I can't roll that out.
01:51:04.000 Guys, is it over?
01:51:07.000 The hunt's over.
01:51:07.000 It's over.
01:51:09.000 Yo, Keith, are you alive?
01:51:10.000 Yo, Keith, are you alive?
01:51:14.000 Keith, are you there?
01:51:16.000 I think he died.
01:51:19.000 Yeah, I think...
01:51:20.000 Yeah, he died.
01:51:22.000 Oh, yeah, you hate to see it.
01:51:25.000 And you hate to see that.
01:51:26.000 Yeah, you really hate to see that.
01:51:28.000 I mean...
01:51:31.000 Oh no, is he gonna crash out on me?
01:51:33.000 I shouldn't have laughed.
01:51:35.000 You think that's funny?
01:51:37.000 You think that's something to laugh about?
01:51:38.000 Hey Myron, you think that's a joke?
01:51:40.000 You think that's something to laugh about?
01:51:44.000 Oops.
01:51:46.000 It sounded fast!
01:51:47.000 We gotta do more hunts, more hunts.
01:51:51.000 That's the only way.
01:51:53.000 Keith, if you're listening, if you can hear me, I'm gonna make it hunt a couple more times.
01:52:00.000 That sounded fast to me.
01:52:04.000 I haven't played this game in a minute, so my ear isn't in tune to the average speed.
01:52:12.000 Hmm. 0.95
01:52:13.000 Could be Amoroi.
01:52:18.000 Could be Amoroi.
01:52:20.000 It could be...
01:52:22.000 Because if it's faster than average, I think it's faster than average.
01:52:32.000 I think I need one more hunt to confirm that.
01:52:35.000 I'm gonna wait here.
01:52:44.000 I'm going to wait here for another hunt.
01:52:46.000 It's normal speed.
01:52:55.000 It didn't sound like normal speed.
01:52:59.000 a slightly above average.
01:53:03.000 Hantu or Morton?
01:53:08.000 No, dude.
01:53:09.000 No.
01:53:10.000 definitely not.
01:53:11.000 Eyebrow.
01:53:18.000 Are we gonna get a hunt or what?
01:53:20.000 Yo! 1.00
01:53:26.000 Hunt! 0.74
01:53:29.000 Hunt! 0.74
01:53:29.000 We wanna hunt! 0.74
01:53:35.000 It's not a wraith.
01:53:40.000 It is, it looks like freezing temps, so probably, uh, it could be a hunt, too.
01:53:45.000 It'll be a hidden evidence.
01:53:47.000 Hmm.
01:53:54.000 Hmm.
01:53:55.000 Lemme get...
01:53:58.000 Let me get some salt to slow it down.
01:54:02.000 Okay.
01:54:03.000 No hunt.
01:54:04.000 I'm at zero percent.
01:54:07.000 I should keep the flashlight.
01:54:09.000 I'll just hang out in there.
01:54:11.000 I'll just hang out.
01:54:12.000 I'll just hang out.
01:54:42.000 Now, no hunt.
01:54:48.000 you It's making me think it's an oni.
01:54:51.000 I'm going in.
01:54:58.000 Where's my pear pollock?
01:55:17.000 Let me see.
01:55:21.000 Here?
01:55:24.000 Let me get another smudge.
01:55:37.000 How did Keith die?
01:55:38.000 he must not know where the hiding spots are.
01:55:40.000 I think it's definitely a yokai or an oni because it's only active when I'm nearby.
01:55:56.000 Hunt! 0.74
01:55:56.000 Hunt! 0.74
01:56:01.000 Oh wait, shit, I don't have a lighter. 1.00
01:56:07.000 Oh, no, I do. 0.99
01:56:23.000 What's its name?
01:56:25.000 Heather Alexander, Heather Alexander, Heather Alexander.
01:56:29.000 Brad.
01:56:36.000 Yeah.
01:56:38.000 and the crowd goes mild all right chat What's your guess?
01:57:05.000 What's your guess?
01:57:06.000 Are we going with...
01:57:07.000 Oni?
01:57:08.000 Are we going with...
01:57:11.000 Oni?
01:57:13.000 Demon?
01:57:15.000 Spirit?
01:57:19.000 I tried to hunt again. 0.94
01:57:21.000 Yo-kai.
01:57:27.000 I'm thinking it's either Yokai, Oni...
01:57:31.000 Or...
01:57:34.000 It's definitely...
01:57:35.000 I don't think it's a demon.
01:57:40.000 I think it's, um...
01:57:45.000 Yo! 1.00
01:57:47.000 Okay, well, it's definitely not a spirit. 0.99
01:57:50.000 Shit, dude. 1.00
01:57:51.000 If it tries to hunt... 1.00
01:57:53.000 It's mad that I'm talking. 1.00
01:57:53.000 I think it's a Yokai. 1.00
01:57:56.000 It's mad that I'm talking.
01:57:57.000 Test, test, test, test, test.
01:58:01.000 Ah! 0.99
01:58:03.000 Oh shit, that was just an event! 1.00
01:58:06.000 Okay, I wasted a smudge. 1.00
01:58:11.000 That scared me.
01:58:26.000 That's okay.
01:58:28.000 It's okay, we'll just come right back. 0.67
01:58:34.000 Alright, are you a yokai?
01:58:38.000 Are you a yokai?
01:58:40.000 Are you an oni?
01:58:43.000 I think it's materializing.
01:58:46.000 I think it's manifesting.
01:58:48.000 I need one more hunt, though, to tell if it's average speed or not.
01:59:05.000 Thank you.
01:59:08.000 Because I still don't know.
01:59:11.000 Heather Alexander! 0.94
01:59:13.000 Heather Alexander! 0.94
01:59:16.000 Show yourself! 1.00
01:59:18.000 Bruh, this nigga will not hunt. 1.00
01:59:33.000 I'm thinking, oh, that means it's not an oni, that was a spirit ball. 1.00
01:59:38.000 Okay.
01:59:43.000 It's getting less active.
01:59:47.000 So maybe it's a fae.
01:59:56.000 Hmm.
01:59:58.000 People are saying yokai.
02:00:01.000 Pontoer Moroy.
02:00:09.000 Alright, whatever. 1.00
02:00:10.000 This ghost sucks. 0.99
02:00:11.000 I'm gonna guess... 0.99
02:00:13.000 Based on the evidence, it's not a poltergeist, not a rave, not a banshee.
02:00:19.000 It'd be more vocal.
02:00:21.000 It's not a djinn.
02:00:23.000 Not a gorio.
02:00:24.000 I don't think twins. 1.00
02:00:25.000 Not a baki. 1.00
02:00:25.000 Not mimic. 1.00
02:00:27.000 Not definitely not.
02:00:28.000 Well, it was kind of quiet.
02:00:29.000 It could be a mile line.
02:00:36.000 Now It's definitely, I feel like it was faster, but I can't, I'm not sure.
02:00:57.000 Yeah, I'm thinking it's a thing. 0.71
02:01:08.000 I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say fae. 1.00
02:01:15.000 Yeah, let's just get out of here.
02:01:15.000 Alright.
02:01:16.000 We can get Keith back in the game.
02:01:21.000 It's a wild guess.
02:01:22.000 We'll see.
02:01:23.000 We'll see if it pays off.
02:01:24.000 Dude, what? 1.00
02:01:33.000 That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. 1.00
02:01:37.000 Hey, what up? 1.00
02:01:41.000 Hey, are you there?
02:01:42.000 Dude, he probably left.
02:01:43.000 Hey, what's up?
02:01:45.000 You're way off.
02:01:47.000 I know!
02:01:48.000 Well, you know, you can't really test for mayor because there's no fuse box in the challenge mode.
02:01:54.000 So you can't turn lights on.
02:01:59.000 Why don't we just do...
02:02:00.000 let's just do a regular round. 0.98
02:02:04.000 That way it's not, because the no evidence is kind of bullshit, to be honest with you. 0.76
02:02:09.000 Yeah, I think it's very confusing for your viewers as well, I would assume. 0.89
02:02:13.000 Yeah, I think you might be right.
02:02:16.000 Alright, let's see.
02:02:20.000 Your plan for an audience of one.
02:02:23.000 Which is who?
02:02:27.000 Yourself.
02:02:28.000 Hmm, that's true.
02:02:30.000 Okay, let's buy some equipment.
02:02:36.000 Let's see, we got...
02:02:37.000 Nick, you have jack-o'-lanterns in the U.S., correct?
02:02:42.000 Yeah, we do.
02:02:44.000 Now, do you know the origin story of the jack-o'-lantern?
02:02:48.000 No, please tell me.
02:02:52.000 Well, as the story goes, there was once a very stingy, selfish man named Jack... 0.69
02:03:01.000 In Ireland he lived. 0.97
02:03:03.000 He was so miserable and so stingy at this old drunk that they called him Stingy Jack. 0.60
02:03:11.000 One dark Halloween night, Jack ran into the devil himself in a local pub here in Ireland. 0.62
02:03:21.000 The kind of person that Jack was, he actually tried to trick the devil into buying him a drink.
02:03:28.000 He offered his soul, his own soul, in exchange for one last drink.
02:03:32.000 Can you hear me?
02:03:34.000 Yeah, I can hear you, yeah.
02:03:36.000 Are we playing?
02:03:37.000 Yeah, I'm just adding equipment to the shop.
02:03:41.000 Just get on with the story.
02:03:42.000 I'm invested in the story here.
02:03:45.000 He offered his own soul just for a drink.
02:03:49.000 The kind of man Jack was.
02:03:51.000 He turned himself into a sixpence.
02:03:54.000 But Jack...
02:03:56.000 And as he was cunning, he put the sixpence in his pocket next to a crucifix, forcing the devil to grant him a wish.
02:04:04.000 Now, many years later, the devil happened upon Jack again.
02:04:12.000 Offered the devil an apple before he took his soul to hell.
02:04:15.000 And so the devil climbed a tree to take this apple, and Jack surrounded the tree with crucifixes again, trapping the devil.
02:04:24.000 So Jack made another deal with the devil.
02:04:28.000 This time the agreement was that Jack's soul would never enter the gates of hell.
02:04:38.000 The devil, being in the predicament that he was, agreed to this demand.
02:04:44.000 Years later, when Stingy Jack died, he was rejected from the gates of heaven by St.
02:04:51.000 Peter for the terrible life he'd lived.
02:04:55.000 So, he went down to hell, but of course, seeing as they had this agreement, he was refused entry to the gates of hell as well.
02:05:03.000 What happened?
02:05:04.000 Well, the devil, having some...
02:05:09.000 Some bit of sympathy for Jack tossed him a single piece of coal and confining him to purgatory, to the realm between heaven and hell, he gave him just a single chunk of coal to light his way for eternity.
02:05:24.000 Jack wanders around, stingy Jack wanders around with the head of a turnip on his way, lit up by a single piece of coal from hell.
02:05:36.000 And so the legend goes, you know, you see the Will-O'-The-Wisp at night, maybe on a dark Halloween night, and there is Stingy Jack of the Lantern, Jack of the Lantern, letting up with his single piece of coal.
02:05:55.000 Very good.
02:05:56.000 Let me start the game and I'll tell you my thoughts.
02:06:01.000 That was something.
02:06:06.000 So wait, so why does he have a...
02:06:09.000 How does he get a pumpkin head?
02:06:11.000 How did that happen?
02:06:13.000 Well, it was originally a turnip, but when Irish immigrants moved to the US, the turnip became a pumpkin for whatever reason. 0.83
02:06:22.000 But why did he have a turnip as a head? 0.92
02:06:24.000 I don't get that still.
02:06:27.000 I'm not sure of that part of the story, actually.
02:06:30.000 Okay, isn't that like the important part?
02:06:34.000 The important part is the chunk of coal that he was tossed.
02:06:39.000 And what's the lantern?
02:06:40.000 The coal is the lantern?
02:06:44.000 The coal lights up its way.
02:06:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:06:50.000 Sort of an interesting story.
02:06:51.000 I feel like we're missing some of the key details, though.
02:06:56.000 Oh! 0.60
02:06:57.000 You hear that?
02:07:00.000 It just touched the door.
02:07:01.000 Do you have an EMF? No.
02:07:04.000 Which door?
02:07:05.000 I have a notebook.
02:07:07.000 I don't know.
02:07:08.000 Let me just look at the thermometer and we'll see.
02:07:10.000 Oh, there's our bone.
02:07:18.000 If you know which door it was, I can check footprints.
02:07:23.000 That's why we need EMF. Oh, we got magic mirror?
02:07:23.000 I don't.
02:07:28.000 Let's just use that. 1.00
02:07:29.000 Okay, why don't we just toss our shit? 1.00
02:07:30.000 We'll just use the magic mirror. 1.00
02:07:35.000 It kind of raises more...
02:07:35.000 I don't know.
02:07:37.000 That story kind of raises more questions than it provides answers, to be honest with you.
02:07:43.000 I don't think the explanation for the turnip is part of the story, though.
02:07:47.000 I think I have given you the full story there.
02:07:50.000 But a jack-o'-lantern is the pumpkin head. 0.99
02:07:56.000 Like, what else is jack-o'-lantern other than a pumpkin with a fucking light in it? 0.98
02:08:02.000 Well, it used to be a turnip. 0.95
02:08:04.000 Okay, but you didn't- you didn't provide the explanation for the pumpkin or the turnip.
02:08:09.000 In the old country it was a turnip.
02:08:11.000 In the old country!
02:08:15.000 Is it still a turnip over there?
02:08:19.000 Oh no, we've imported the pumpkin there.
02:08:22.000 Oh.
02:08:25.000 Dude, why are you putting salt down?
02:08:30.000 If the ghost steps in it, we'll know where the salt was.
02:08:35.000 Yeah, but you put that down once you determine the ghost room.
02:08:39.000 I will now use the magic mirror to determine this.
02:08:45.000 Whoa.
02:08:46.000 I've never seen that before.
02:08:48.000 Don't pick it up.
02:08:51.000 It could lead to bad things.
02:08:52.000 Okay, I know where it is now.
02:08:54.000 I think it's definitely this bedroom.
02:08:57.000 Yeah, this was the door he touched.
02:08:58.000 It's in here.
02:09:01.000 It's in the nursery.
02:09:04.000 So let's put all our equipment in there.
02:09:06.000 I'm not getting any MF reading.
02:09:13.000 Exit.
02:09:14.000 There's no activity yet.
02:09:15.000 Also, I don't know if you have an on, even.
02:09:28.000 Let's see.
02:09:30.000 Yeah, it's definitely in here.
02:09:31.000 Temperature's going down.
02:09:33.000 Let's see.
02:09:34.000 Did something just move?
02:09:41.000 Okay, ghost event is done. 0.85
02:09:48.000 It closed the door on me, so it could be a Yuri. 0.55
02:09:54.000 We got EMF. We get five? 0.83
02:09:58.000 No, EMF four.
02:10:03.000 It just did an event when I was in here.
02:10:08.000 Gotta get my camera for next time.
02:10:11.000 Or does this guy have the camera?
02:10:18.000 Rorah, do you have the camera?
02:10:24.000 No, I don't have it.
02:10:25.000 You sure?
02:10:26.000 It's at the door.
02:10:26.000 It's between those two doors right here to some...
02:10:31.000 Where?
02:10:32.000 Bruh, it's not here.
02:10:45.000 You definitely have it.
02:10:51.000 Alright, you know what?
02:10:54.000 I have it.
02:10:57.000 Dude, stop taking pictures!
02:10:59.000 There's only so many!
02:11:03.000 Yes.
02:11:04.000 Now you're just sabotaging the game for content.
02:11:08.000 Now you're just sabotaging the round.
02:11:14.000 There we go. 0.99
02:11:15.000 bros taking pictures outside the fucking investigation area. 0.99
02:11:19.000 What was that? 1.00
02:11:27.000 What is that noise?
02:11:28.000 Is that you?
02:11:30.000 Is that you opening your journal?
02:11:36.000 All right, let's do a ghost spirit box.
02:11:39.000 Yeah, I'd put it on the ground.
02:11:43.000 Oh, touching stuff.
02:11:59.000 Touch this door.
02:12:01.000 Oh, fingerprints!
02:12:03.000 W. We got UV evidence.
02:12:10.000 Now let's see what the... 1.00
02:12:12.000 Did this fucker take the thermometer? 1.00
02:12:14.000 Did you take the thermometer? 1.00
02:12:17.000 No, it's right here.
02:12:18.000 What did you call me?
02:12:24.000 We got UV.
02:12:25.000 What?
02:12:25.000 What?
02:12:26.000 All right, we got UV evidence.
02:12:36.000 Let's see.
02:12:43.000 We got...footprint.
02:12:50.000 Let's see, what could we be working with here?
02:12:54.000 Let me get a film camera, we'll see if it's, um...
02:12:58.000 Yeah, it's...
02:13:00.000 Another fingerprint.
02:13:07.000 Let me get a photo camera.
02:13:18.000 Where's the...
02:13:19.000 Dude, what this...
02:13:21.000 Dude, where's the video camera?
02:13:23.000 Do you have it?
02:13:24.000 Good.
02:13:29.000 Hi, bro.
02:13:33.000 Kid.
02:13:35.000 Give video camera.
02:13:36.000 There it is.
02:13:38.000 Let's see if we have orbs.
02:13:43.000 Uh, no.
02:13:47.000 Not right now.
02:13:51.000 Hang on.
02:13:52.000 Orbs.
02:13:53.000 We got orbs.
02:13:58.000 Could be a mimic, though.
02:13:59.000 Could be a mimic.
02:14:00.000 Let's just be on the lookout.
02:14:02.000 Those orbs and ultraviolet we have, yeah.
02:14:14.000 Yes.
02:14:15.000 So let's see.
02:14:26.000 Doesn't look like it's going to be freezing temps, so probably not a hot two.
02:14:33.000 We're going to be looking for EMF5 or dots.
02:14:42.000 Unless it's a...
02:14:43.000 mimic.
02:14:46.000 In which case, we're gonna get spirit box.
02:14:52.000 And freezing.
02:14:57.000 Let's see.
02:14:58.000 What's up?
02:15:02.000 How cool.
02:15:04.000 Very good.
02:15:07.000 We can see how it hunts.
02:15:14.000 I don't have a pair of bombs.
02:15:22.000 Uh, you press F with a...
02:15:25.000 There you go.
02:15:25.000 You got it.
02:15:29.000 What do you mean, what's it testing for?
02:15:30.000 You're checking if it goes out.
02:15:32.000 Yeah, that's one thing you could use it for.
02:15:36.000 I hear DMF, Reader.
02:15:46.000 Yeah, let's take a look.
02:15:48.000 Okay.
02:16:18.000 strolling stuff out there.
02:16:19.000 There it is!
02:16:20.000 Dots!
02:16:20.000 Got it on dots.
02:16:22.000 It's a banshee. 0.97
02:16:30.000 Alright.
02:16:32.000 Investigation finished.
02:16:35.000 Nice.
02:16:36.000 Let's see.
02:16:47.000 What else can we...
02:16:50.000 Get a picture of.
02:16:51.000 Um, I guess that's fine, whatever.
02:16:53.000 Alright, that's good enough for me.
02:16:55.000 Someone in the chat says, Nick, have you considered not eating seed oils?
02:17:05.000 Great stuff.
02:17:06.000 Great chat today.
02:17:08.000 That's good advice, actually.
02:17:09.000 Yeah.
02:17:10.000 You got Banshee circled?
02:17:13.000 No.
02:17:14.000 Alright, circle it.
02:17:16.000 No, dude.
02:17:18.000 Alright.
02:17:22.000 We gotta level up so we can do Nightmare. 0.92
02:17:26.000 What's Nightmare?
02:17:27.000 It's just more difficult.
02:17:32.000 Boom! 0.99
02:17:36.000 All right.
02:17:38.000 It's loads of XP.
02:17:43.000 Blood Moon is calling to me.
02:17:51.000 Alright, here we go.
02:17:53.000 Level 20 to get to professional?
02:18:01.000 Let's do...
02:18:02.000 Let's do Ridgeview, we'll get more money. 0.97
02:18:07.000 I'll get more equipment for us here.
02:18:14.000 Let's see, why don't we get why don't we get some more...
02:18:33.000 Get some incense.
02:18:36.000 We'll get more salt.
02:18:40.000 And we'll get more igniters.
02:18:44.000 Okay!
02:18:56.000 Let's do it.
02:19:02.000 You ready?
02:19:04.000 Sweet.
02:19:16.000 Alright.
02:19:18.000 Let's see.
02:19:20.000 Uh, this...
02:19:22.000 You got EMF? Alright, cool.
02:19:33.000 These boxes in garage start there
02:19:36.000 Yeah for the most part *Sigh*
02:20:06.000 Oh, that's our cursed object.
02:20:08.000 *Sigh* What do you
02:20:28.000 think of this game, Keith? - Peace.
02:20:42.000 I'm enjoying it.
02:20:43.000 It's good.
02:20:44.000 Chat is hating on it.
02:20:46.000 Half the chat hates the game.
02:20:50.000 It's a tough one to translate for streaming, I think.
02:20:53.000 I'm saying it's too boring.
02:21:00.000 Oh! 0.60
02:21:03.000 Yo, use your EMF.
02:21:08.000 I think I heard it open a door down the hallway.
02:21:22.000 What do you think, chat?
02:21:23.000 W or L game?
02:21:24.000 Post W if you think it's a W game.
02:21:26.000 post-L if you think it's an L game.
02:21:28.000 You have your EMF on?
02:21:36.000 Hello?
02:21:40.000 I have EMF on.
02:21:44.000 Hello?
02:21:45.000 Oh, it threw that basketball, dude.
02:21:47.000 It threw that basketball. 0.98
02:21:48.000 It's in this hallway, I think. 1.00
02:21:50.000 Use your fucking EMF! Why do you carry the EMF? You gotta actually look, dude. 1.00
02:21:57.000 Oh my goodness.
02:22:02.000 No, something moved.
02:22:04.000 It threw something.
02:22:06.000 It's in this hallway somewhere.
02:22:08.000 I'm looking for the bone right now, okay?
02:22:11.000 But it's through something.
02:22:12.000 You gotta find which room it's in.
02:22:14.000 I'm looking for the bone.
02:22:16.000 It's definitely up here, though.
02:22:18.000 The ghost. 1.00
02:22:19.000 Dude, this nigga. 1.00
02:22:30.000 Really, dude? 1.00
02:22:32.000 Asshole turned off the fuse box. 1.00
02:22:35.000 I turned off the fuse box. 0.99
02:22:36.000 I'm gonna turn it back on.
02:22:51.000 Chat's mixed. 0.99
02:22:52.000 It looks like more W's than L's. 0.86
02:22:55.000 So we'll keep going.
02:22:57.000 Vo- it's a vocal minority.
02:22:58.000 Outspoken minority hates the game. 1.00
02:23:04.000 What the f***? 1.00
02:23:05.000 Dude, this f***ing asshole. 1.00
02:23:08.000 Yeah, he keeps turning off the power. 1.00
02:23:10.000 Where's our bone, dude?
02:23:21.000 Where's the bone?
02:23:23.000 It must be in the basement.
02:23:25.000 I have VMF4.
02:23:43.000 Where?
02:23:44.000 What room?
02:23:47.000 Bedroom upstairs.
02:23:48.000 Cold temperatures as well.
02:23:50.000 Why don't I come up briefly?
02:23:51.000 Just shot to 4 and then disappeared.
02:23:54.000 Are we being hunted right now?
02:24:00.000 No, I don't think so.
02:24:02.000 You know what the problem was?
02:24:13.000 What?
02:24:13.000 I think I turned off the EMF reader.
02:24:16.000 Yeah, that'll do it.
02:24:20.000 That'll do it.
02:24:21.000 That'll do it every time.
02:24:25.000 Yeah, dude. 0.99
02:24:26.000 WTF? No bone. 0.98
02:24:30.000 This is in the front and I missed it?
02:24:32.000 Yo, where are you?
02:24:46.000 In here?
02:24:49.000 I got the EMF reading 4 in here.
02:24:53.000 Alright, let's set up our investigation here.
02:24:59.000 I couldn't find the bone.
02:25:05.000 Oh, it just touched this...
02:25:07.000 get the EMF on that.
02:25:08.000 Yeah, it's that like tree on the EMF on that.
02:25:28.000 The door touched. *Click* That probably means it's moving, right?
02:25:37.000 Uh, well, yeah, it means it's roaming.
02:25:41.000 It's Lestis Room.
02:25:55.000 I can only leave after a hunt.
02:26:01.000 Oh, we got orbs. 0.95
02:26:04.000 Okay, that's a ghost ball, which means it's not an Oni. 0.67
02:26:09.000 We might get freezing.
02:26:10.000 Maybe not.
02:26:15.000 Alright, we need more equipment we need more equipment up there.
02:26:40.000 Why don't you get...
02:26:41.000 Can you get the book and the dots?
02:26:46.000 pen.
02:26:47.000 Yeah, so we got ghost orbs up there.
02:26:56.000 Could be a mimic.
02:26:57.000 Could be real.
02:26:59.000 Turned on everything.
02:27:15.000 Whoops.
02:27:25.000 Bruh, okay.
02:27:29.000 Alright, let's try Spirit Box.
02:27:33.000 *sad music* How old are you?
02:27:38.000 Where are you?
02:27:41.000 Are you a boy?
02:27:47.000 Are you near?
02:27:50.000 Oh, it's just trying to hunt!
02:27:52.000 We're good, we're good.
02:27:57.000 We're good, we're good. 0.99
02:28:02.000 Damn, the DMF reading. 0.99
02:28:04.000 We need another crucifix though. 0.99
02:28:12.000 We gotta see what our sanity's at.
02:28:14.000 I think our sanity's pretty high.
02:28:19.000 Let's see.
02:28:23.000 Yeah, but it wasn't a hunt.
02:28:24.000 I tried to hunt.
02:28:25.000 What's up, sir?
02:28:30.000 The crucifix. - Yes.
02:28:30.000 Hunt it.
02:28:35.000 Hmm, hmm, hmm.
02:28:38.000 We could also get the incense and get a match.
02:28:44.000 Don't light the incense, though.
02:28:45.000 Do not light the incense.
02:28:48.000 Do not right-click the incense.
02:28:51.000 Yeah, right-click, I guess.
02:28:54.000 Oh, I turned power off. 1.00
02:28:56.000 shit. 1.00
02:28:59.000 I got the power. 1.00
02:29:04.000 Sure.
02:29:06.000 He's just scared.
02:29:09.000 He doesn't care about the power, he's just scared.
02:29:12.000 Oh, it just tried to hunt again immediately!
02:29:15.000 How old are you?
02:29:16.000 Where are you?
02:29:16.000 Are you a boy?
02:29:17.000 Are you a girl?
02:29:19.000 Are you French?
02:29:20.000 Are you young? 0.98
02:29:21.000 Are you old? 1.00
02:29:23.000 Dude, this thing's gonna fucking kill me. 1.00
02:29:30.000 Super aggressive. 1.00
02:29:36.000 It just tried to hunt again.
02:29:37.000 We have no crucifix.
02:29:38.000 You got the smudge.
02:29:39.000 I'm gonna get some more equipment.
02:29:41.000 Hmm.
02:29:51.000 I will get a...
02:29:54.000 We really...
02:29:55.000 We got nothing.
02:29:57.000 We got nothing here.
02:30:01.000 Well, it's not freezing temps.
02:30:05.000 I don't think it's...
02:30:07.000 Spirit Box. 0.85
02:30:11.000 It could be a yokai.
02:30:12.000 It's getting really mad every time I talk.
02:30:14.000 If I had to guess, I would just go with that.
02:30:20.000 Um...
02:30:20.000 Yeah, we gotta see how it hunts.
02:30:25.000 Can I actually have the, um...
02:30:27.000 Smudge, please?
02:30:29.000 If you still have it.
02:30:32.000 Thank you.
02:30:33.000 Let's just go in, let's listen to how it hunts.
02:30:35.000 We're gonna trigger a hunt.
02:30:38.000 Oh, we have the, um... 1.00
02:30:39.000 We have the voodoo doll, too. 1.00
02:30:43.000 I'm gonna grab the voodoo doll. 1.00
02:30:45.000 Ah, no. 1.00
02:30:58.000 We're gonna trigger a hunt and we're gonna listen to it.
02:31:05.000 Oh, it's hunting.
02:31:20.000 Over here! 0.99
02:31:21.000 Over here! 0.99
02:31:23.000 I'm over here!
02:31:28.000 I'm over here!
02:31:32.000 It should be hunting.
02:31:37.000 Oh no, Keith just died, I think.
02:31:40.000 Yo, are you there?
02:31:42.000 Keith died.
02:31:49.000 It's hunting!
02:31:50.000 I did not die.
02:31:53.000 Now it's hunting.
02:31:54.000 I don't think I'm in a good location.
02:31:59.000 I'm gonna die.
02:32:01.000 Are you alive? 0.80
02:32:13.000 Hello? 1.00
02:32:21.000 He's gonna get killed. 0.98
02:32:21.000 Hello. 0.98
02:32:22.000 that he's attracting the ghost to him.
02:32:37.000 Alright, is it over?
02:32:38.000 I think it's over.
02:32:42.000 Yo Keith you alive Yeah, I think it's over Yeah, it's over.
02:32:55.000 Hello?
02:32:56.000 Yeah, the hunt is over.
02:32:57.000 You can come out now.
02:32:59.000 Haha, no, it started!
02:33:00.000 Oh, no, that's good.
02:33:03.000 There he is.
02:33:05.000 Hey.
02:33:06.000 Uh, yeah, that sounded normal.
02:33:08.000 That was normal speed, so... 1.00
02:33:10.000 Can rule out Thay, Raiju...
02:33:15.000 Um, can we rule out Revenant?
02:33:18.000 Yeah, we can.
02:33:19.000 We can rule out...
02:33:20.000 What's that? 0.92
02:33:28.000 He's gonna die doing that.
02:33:30.000 We have no protection.
02:33:32.000 We have spirit writing.
02:33:45.000 Oh wow, okay.
02:33:48.000 *Sigh* Okay.
02:33:52.000 Yeah, we have ghostwriting?
02:33:54.000 We have ghostwriting, are you sure?
02:34:04.000 Yes.
02:34:05.000 All right.
02:34:07.000 Then it's a mayor.
02:34:10.000 Mayor again, how about it?
02:34:14.000 How about it?
02:34:16.000 indeed yeah you got a mark yeah Yeah.
02:34:26.000 Yeah, it's got to be a mare, because we got orbs and writing, and it was definitely not a rev or a thay, so...
02:34:33.000 Could be a thing, but that would be kind of, well, no, it's definitely not.
02:34:37.000 Yeah!
02:34:48.000 Alright!
02:34:50.000 Wow, W. Keith, you clutched up.
02:34:56.000 You truly clutched up.
02:34:58.000 I must be so captivate.
02:35:00.000 I must be so captivating to watch.
02:35:04.000 Hey, you can't hate on the stream.
02:35:06.000 You can't hate on the stream that you're on.
02:35:10.000 That was drama.
02:35:10.000 I'm serious.
02:35:12.000 I had the Eureka moment at the last second and bravely ran to retrieve the spirit writing.
02:35:19.000 Yeah, that was.
02:35:20.000 That was the Eureka moment.
02:35:23.000 W, Eureka.
02:35:25.000 Let me give us some more gear.
02:35:27.000 We'll jump back in.
02:35:29.000 We'll play a couple more rounds and I'll play...
02:35:31.000 I've been playing this game for like an hour, so play a couple more.
02:35:36.000 Let's see.
02:35:37.000 What's your favorite map?
02:35:39.000 Oh, it's gotta be Edgefield.
02:35:41.000 Or Willow.
02:35:43.000 Which one's the one I like?
02:35:45.000 Tanglewood.
02:35:46.000 Tanglewood.
02:35:47.000 Tanglewood's the one I like the best.
02:35:48.000 That's like the intro one, isn't it?
02:35:51.000 Like the small house.
02:35:53.000 Yeah, it's classic.
02:35:55.000 We'll buy more incense this time.
02:36:03.000 And we'll do...
02:36:04.000 Does the walkie-talkie not work during a hunt or something?
02:36:10.000 No, it works, but not when you're in proximity to the ghost.
02:36:14.000 Also, if you use it, it will track the ghost.
02:36:16.000 So if I don't respond when it's hunting, it's because I don't want it to come kill me.
02:36:21.000 I need one more.
02:36:28.000 Or no, I'm good.
02:36:29.000 Okay, yeah, I think we got enough equipment.
02:36:36.000 Boom.
02:36:39.000 *mwah* Boom.
02:36:42.000 I will play a couple more of these and we'll do a little COD, I think.
02:36:48.000 Or some reaction content.
02:36:50.000 Let's see.
02:36:50.000 I don't know.
02:36:51.000 Look at this.
02:37:03.000 Okay.
02:37:04.000 Fuse boxes downstairs.
02:37:06.000 *Screams* *Sigh*
02:37:10.000 Sigh Sigh Sigh *Breathing*
02:37:43.000 *Breathing* Yeah, this is a good one.
02:37:48.000 Small.
02:37:51.000 I said I didn't have a good time.
02:37:53.000 Oh.
02:37:54.000 Why not?
02:37:57.000 I don't know.
02:37:58.000 It's kind of scary.
02:38:00.000 Yeah.
02:38:02.000 yes I wonder what cursed item we're gonna get
02:38:31.000 Oh, it's touching a door.
02:38:33.000 Yo, where you at?
02:38:35.000 I'm hiding in the garage.
02:38:40.000 Huh.
02:38:42.000 It touched a door.
02:38:42.000 We need the EMF. Oh, we got a music box.
02:38:48.000 Oh, it's here!
02:38:50.000 It's in the front!
02:38:54.000 Yeah, just touch something in here.
02:38:56.000 It just dropped something in the living room.
02:39:04.000 Where are you?
02:39:23.000 I'm over here.
02:39:24.000 I'm in the front over here.
02:39:31.000 Yeah, there was some activity right in front of me when I was in the carriage.
02:39:42.000 It slammed the door shut, and I got an EMF freedom of, like, three or four.
02:39:47.000 Oh, it just touched that door.
02:39:51.000 Bro, this...
02:39:53.000 This dude's not on top of it with EMF.
02:40:12.000 You gotta be on top of it.
02:40:16.000 Yo, it touched a door.
02:40:19.000 So...
02:40:20.000 This door here.
02:40:21.000 Put the check for prints here.
02:40:24.000 Yeah, I'm checking.
02:40:28.000 Oh! 0.60
02:40:30.000 Very funny.
02:40:31.000 Very good.
02:40:33.000 Very good jest.
02:40:36.000 I think it's here.
02:40:43.000 I think the temps are lower in here.
02:40:45.000 Let me see.
02:40:45.000 five in here that's definitely in here Let me turn the lights off.
02:41:02.000 I'll do spirit box.
02:41:05.000 How old are you?
02:41:09.000 Hey, how old are you?
02:41:10.000 Where are you?
02:41:13.000 Are you a boy?
02:41:16.000 Are you a girl?
02:41:18.000 Are you French?
02:41:23.000 Show yourself! 1.00
02:41:27.000 Give us a sign!
02:41:31.000 Where are you?
02:41:32.000 You gotta leave the room for this.
02:41:35.000 It might not work if you're in the room.
02:41:40.000 How old are you? 1.00
02:41:44.000 Are you black?
02:41:47.000 Are you French?
02:41:50.000 How old are you?
02:41:51.000 Where are you?
02:41:53.000 Are you young?
02:41:54.000 Are you old?
02:41:58.000 Give us a sign!
02:42:03.000 I think it touched the book.
02:42:03.000 Oh!
02:42:06.000 Yeah, it turned a page in the book.
02:42:10.000 Where is it?
02:42:11.000 Where'd the book go?
02:42:13.000 I'm not getting anything on Spirit Box. - DMF is...
02:42:35.000 Oh shit. 0.99
02:42:37.000 Uh, do you have a video camera? 1.00
02:42:39.000 Yes.
02:42:43.000 Oh, here we go. 1.00
02:42:44.000 Damn it! 1.00
02:42:46.000 Ah! 1.00
02:42:50.000 Here we go, here we go.
02:42:51.000 Where is it? 1.00
02:42:52.000 Gotcha, bitch. 1.00
02:42:54.000 Gotcha, bitch! 1.00
02:42:57.000 Ghost photo. 1.00
02:43:00.000 Um...
02:43:00.000 Ah!
02:43:03.000 Dude!
02:43:07.000 It's trying to really kill our sanity here, so let me just step out for a sec.
02:43:17.000 Dude!
02:43:17.000 We have no sanity!
02:43:20.000 Alright, let me get a crucifix.
02:43:22.000 We'll go back in.
02:43:23.000 Let me get rid of this camera.
02:43:27.000 Alright, where's the video camera? 1.00
02:43:29.000 do you have it um do you have the video camera Oh fuck. 1.00
02:43:56.000 It's hunting. 1.00
02:43:57.000 It's over.
02:43:57.000 It's hunting.
02:43:58.000 I'm dead. 1.00
02:44:00.000 Damn. 1.00
02:44:23.000 There goes my intermediate two times bonus. 0.99
02:44:26.000 All right.
02:44:36.000 Well, we didn't even get any evidence Um...
02:44:51.000 Which one is the shapeshifter?
02:44:53.000 It was a different...
02:44:54.000 It was a different model. 1.00
02:44:57.000 I think that's Obaki. 1.00
02:44:59.000 Yeah, I think that means it's an Obaki. 0.99
02:45:06.000 I Because the ghost model that was doing the events was a crawler. 1.00
02:45:14.000 And the ghost model that was hunting was, like, bent backwards. 1.00
02:45:17.000 I think when it the model changes like that it's a obaki damn 1.00
02:45:43.000 That's hunting. 1.00
02:45:50.000 Let's see what Keith does here.
02:45:59.000 What do you think his next move is?
02:46:02.000 A ghost event.
02:46:04.000 Oh, it's hunting?
02:46:15.000 I think it's gonna get him.
02:46:19.000 Oh, it's gonna get him.
02:46:23.000 Yeah, he's toast.
02:46:26.000 And got him.
02:46:29.000 And got him.
02:46:30.000 Let me make a guess now. 1.00
02:46:31.000 I'm gonna guess Obaki. 1.00
02:46:37.000 Hate to see it. 1.00
02:46:40.000 Oh, hey, what up? 0.96
02:46:44.000 It was an Oni? 1.00
02:46:48.000 Damn! 0.99
02:46:51.000 What happened? 1.00
02:46:55.000 I got killed.
02:47:00.000 Your carry died. 0.96
02:47:01.000 That's what happened.
02:47:04.000 Carry got- We'll do one more.
02:47:06.000 We'll do uno mas.
02:47:08.000 It went wrong when I died.
02:47:11.000 That's when it went wrong.
02:47:12.000 Yeah, but why'd you die?
02:47:16.000 It blocked the door.
02:47:21.000 So I was trapped.
02:47:27.000 And we didn't get any evidence, so that didn't help.
02:47:31.000 Not blaming that on anyone, just an observation.
02:47:36.000 Now what were the telltale signs of the oni there?
02:47:44.000 It's blink speed.
02:47:47.000 It's blinking speed was not fast.
02:47:52.000 It was extremely active and had an effect on our sanity, lowered our sanity.
02:47:57.000 And it didn't do a spirit ball ability. 0.99
02:48:02.000 Because the Oni can't do that. 1.00
02:48:07.000 Let's see.
02:48:09.000 Gotta get another camera.
02:48:13.000 Alright, okay.
02:48:14.000 I think we have enough stuff here.
02:48:16.000 It's our last round.
02:48:31.000 It's our last round.
02:48:33.000 So let's make it count.
02:48:35.000 Alright, we're here.
02:48:41.000 Take a look at the information and prepare accordingly before starting the investigation.
02:48:45.000 I've got a report that suggests a possible ghost is starting.
02:48:51.000 I might just become a program of the Trimor 1D.
02:48:54.000 Are you what?
02:49:00.000 Yeah, I think you should do it.
02:49:04.000 You gotta get a machine though, you need to get a PC. Let's see, See fuse boxes downstairs.
02:49:28.000 You got your EMF out.
02:49:51.000 Oh, something just dropped in here.
02:49:55.000 Take out your EMF.
02:49:56.000 Maybe it was over here.
02:50:05.000 Yeah, looks like temperature is slightly lower in here.
02:50:25.000 here.
02:50:27.000 Keep an eye on it.
02:50:30.000 Is this a summoning circle?
02:50:35.000 Yes it is.
02:50:36.000 flame.
02:50:39.000 Oh yeah, temperature's going down.
02:50:48.000 I I think it's this room.
02:50:51.000 Yep, definitely his room.
02:50:52.000 I'm gonna look for bone.
02:51:04.000 *Sigh* Got it?
02:51:27.000 And no EMF reading at all in this room.
02:51:30.000 Yeah, probably no activity yet.
02:51:41.000 How confident they're used that room.
02:51:53.000 I'm pretty sure.
02:51:55.000 I'm not...
02:51:56.000 I'm not 100%.
02:51:58.000 Oh, we already got the cursed item.
02:52:14.000 I forgot.
02:52:14.000 I forgot.
02:52:43.000 Someone says, do Christian apologetics in GTA roleplay. 1.00
02:52:47.000 Yeah, that sounds like good content.
02:52:49.000 That sounds like something people want to hear when they're playing video games.
02:52:56.000 I'm pretty sure it's here, but I'm not positive.
02:53:10.000 Oh, no, it definitely isn't.
02:53:15.000 Wait, maybe it is.
02:53:17.000 How big are the orbs?
02:53:25.000 Ah, they're kind of big.
02:53:32.000 Oh, here we go!
02:53:33.000 It just touched that door.
02:53:38.000 Told you.
02:53:39.000 Told you it was here.
02:53:41.000 Alright.
02:53:59.000 Alright.
02:54:01.000 Do you have the video camera?
02:54:03.000 Can I get that please?
02:54:06.000 Thank you.
02:54:07.000 I see my breath, but no orbs.
02:54:26.000 Oh wait!
02:54:29.000 No, never mind.
02:54:32.000 Thought it was an orb.
02:54:36.000 Yeah, I couldn't find orbs either.
02:54:36.000 Could be hallway?
02:54:38.000 Hmm.
02:54:48.000 It's shy, it's a shy ghost. Let's see.
02:54:59.000 Just touch that door again, right?
02:55:04.000 Yeah, some EMF on the door.
02:55:06.000 Yeah, no fingerprints.
02:55:10.000 hmm let's see we'll get some salt We gotta bring all our stuff here. 0.83
02:55:24.000 *Sigh* *Sigh* *Cough* *Sigh*
02:55:37.000 Try a spear box. 0.91
02:55:56.000 *Sigh* A school shooter in the chat says he loves men in a sexual way. 0.96
02:56:14.000 Great comment.
02:56:15.000 Thank you for that, chat.
02:56:17.000 Chat's on a roll tonight.
02:56:19.000 I'm really enjoying the content coming from the live chat.
02:56:22.000 How old are you?
02:56:23.000 Where are you?
02:56:25.000 Are you a boy?
02:56:26.000 Are you a girl?
02:56:27.000 Are you French?
02:56:29.000 Are you young? 0.98
02:56:31.000 Are you old?
02:56:33.000 GIVE US A SIGN! Oh!
02:56:36.000 Yeah, we got spirit box.
02:56:36.000 Spirit Box!
02:56:38.000 Alright, did we get a book down? 1.00
02:56:46.000 This fucker didn't bring the fucking book. 1.00
02:56:50.000 Dude, he just takes all the equipment and then doesn't fucking place it. 1.00
02:57:05.000 Oh! 0.99
02:57:05.000 And we got dots. 0.99
02:57:08.000 Let's go.
02:57:10.000 So we're dealing with a Yokai Wraith or a Phantom. 0.92
02:57:14.000 Or a Diogen.
02:57:18.000 Yo, we got dots.
02:57:21.000 And we got footprints.
02:57:21.000 Oh!
02:57:22.000 What's that narrow tentative?
02:57:29.000 That's a lot of evidence, right?
02:57:31.000 Yeah, it's two.
02:57:32.000 Oh, two out of the three.
02:57:38.000 So it's a Yokai, Diogen, or a Phantom.
02:57:53.000 We could just make it hunt.
02:57:56.000 We could figure it out very quickly if we did that.
02:58:02.000 I don't know how many photos we have left on our camera though.
02:58:07.000 How about I carry the video camera and you can watch it from the truck?
02:58:11.000 No, we need a photo camera.
02:58:15.000 What if you want to watch it hunt?
02:58:18.000 Do you have the book?
02:58:23.000 That's in the hallway here.
02:58:24.000 Can you put the book down, please? 0.94
02:58:26.000 in here in the ghost room let's see let's see So if it's a yokai, we're gonna get orbs.
02:58:54.000 If it's a diogen, we're gonna get writing.
02:58:58.000 If it's a phantom, we're gonna get...
02:59:01.000 Where's phantom?
02:59:05.000 Oh! 0.60
02:59:06.000 He tried to hunt.
02:59:08.000 We're gonna get ultraviolet.
02:59:10.000 Well, we're not getting ultraviolet, so I don't think it's a phantom.
02:59:12.000 I think it's either a yokai or a Dio.
02:59:15.000 That's super easy.
02:59:16.000 Let's just summon it. 0.99
02:59:18.000 Let's just fucking summon it, dude. 0.98
02:59:22.000 Let's just send it. 0.99
02:59:27.000 I hope it's a Dio.
02:59:29.000 I'm going to get a smudge and a match, and let's just do the summoning circle.
02:59:33.000 All right, guys, we're going to summon the ghost.
02:59:41.000 All right.
02:59:52.000 This is gonna be intense.
02:59:53.000 If it's a DO gen, it's going to be intense.
03:00:00.000 Hey, where you at?
03:00:10.000 Alright, I'm gonna summon the ghost.
03:00:13.000 10 cold temperatures all of a sudden.
03:00:23.000 Oh, it's...
03:00:23.000 It's hunting, I think.
03:00:25.000 Is it hunting or is it doing an event?
03:00:39.000 You there?
03:00:42.000 Yeah, I'm here.
03:00:43.000 Wait, where are you?
03:00:47.000 In the man room we were in.
03:00:50.000 I don't think it's hunting. 0.99
03:00:56.000 Bro, why won't it fucking go? 0.99
03:00:59.000 Dude! 0.98
03:01:01.000 It's not...
03:01:02.000 Oh, it's hunting.
03:01:03.000 I think it's a D.O.
03:01:29.000 *Sigh* That was a Dio for sure.
03:01:35.000 Okay.
03:01:39.000 Hey, you there?
03:01:39.000 The hunt's over.
03:01:44.000 Yeah, I'm here.
03:01:46.000 Where'd you up?
03:01:57.000 I'm outside.
03:01:58.000 I'm getting another smudge stick.
03:02:05.000 Let's trigger another hunt.
03:02:18.000 Yo.
03:02:19.000 What's up?
03:02:22.000 Uh, something's happening.
03:02:24.000 The door slammed shut and he was making noise.
03:02:28.000 Hmm.
03:02:33.000 Let's summon it. 1.00
03:02:37.000 Dude, this bitch. 1.00
03:02:39.000 Oh, here we go, here we go. 1.00
03:02:45.000 Oh, did it kill Keith?
03:02:49.000 Killed him. 1.00
03:02:51.000 And get shit on. 1.00
03:02:53.000 And that sucks for you, bitch. 1.00
03:02:58.000 Sucks for you, pal. 1.00
03:03:04.000 Dude. 1.00
03:03:07.000 Wasting all my matches.
03:03:13.000 Is it a Yo-Kai or Dio?
03:03:15.000 I honestly can't tell.
03:03:16.000 Oh, it is a deal.
03:03:18.000 Doodah! Doodah! Doodah! Doodah! Doodah!
03:03:30.000 I forget how this thing works.
03:03:33.000 Hmm.
03:03:49.000 Ah!
03:03:53.000 Ow! 1.00
03:03:55.000 I'm dead.
03:04:09.000 It's over. 0.77
03:04:10.000 I'm dead okay okay Oh, man.
03:04:24.000 Oh, that was scary.
03:04:29.000 Dude, he just came out of nowhere.
03:04:32.000 Was that a yokai or a diogen?
03:04:35.000 I still can't tell.
03:04:38.000 It's got to be a yokai.
03:04:41.000 Oh, man.
03:04:45.000 Oh.
03:04:47.000 Yeah, definitely not it.
03:04:56.000 Because in Dio, it goes like super fast when it's far from you, but then slows down when it's close to you.
03:05:03.000 But it didn't catch me.
03:05:09.000 Dio glows out Candle. 0.99
03:05:11.000 What the fuck are you saying on Summoning Circle? 0.99
03:05:14.000 Yeah, I'm thinking it's Yeo. 0.99
03:05:25.000 You know, Diogen should be the easiest one, but I haven't played this game in so long.
03:05:29.000 I think it's gonna be Yo-Kai.
03:05:34.000 I'm gonna say Yo-Kai. 1.00
03:05:35.000 It's my guess The go The fucking goat. 1.00
03:05:50.000 Oh, impressive. 1.00
03:05:52.000 That's why I'm the goat.
03:05:56.000 You know, we make a good team, you and I. I think so, yeah.
03:06:00.000 You with the lore.
03:06:03.000 Me with the skills.
03:06:06.000 Pretty good record here.
03:06:08.000 I think so.
03:06:09.000 We got most of them, I think, right?
03:06:14.000 I think we got a tree.
03:06:15.000 That was very dramatic.
03:06:16.000 I was watching him hunt you the whole way.
03:06:19.000 Yeah, that was freaky.
03:06:21.000 Well, you want to know why?
03:06:22.000 Because if it's a deogen, you can outrun it, but you can't hide.
03:06:26.000 If you hide, it'll kill you.
03:06:29.000 I thought for sure you were dead.
03:06:31.000 When you were in the garage, he was right behind you the whole way, and you ran around the car.
03:06:35.000 You just escaped him.
03:06:37.000 Yeah, I got lucky.
03:06:38.000 I thought he couldn't get me because he was a deo, but I just got lucky.
03:06:43.000 It was dramatic.
03:06:44.000 It was cinematic.
03:06:46.000 Yeah.
03:06:46.000 Yeah, it was.
03:06:47.000 It was cinematic.
03:06:48.000 You kind of pulled the incense just at the right second.
03:06:53.000 I'm a vet, and I'm a veteran ghost hunter.
03:06:58.000 But yeah, no, you're a good team.
03:07:00.000 We gotta do more gaming.
03:07:01.000 What other games you got?
03:07:04.000 I have Phasmophobia.
03:07:07.000 I have Napoleon Total War.
03:07:09.000 And that's it.
03:07:10.000 You gotta get GTA or something.
03:07:14.000 I have a gaming laptop now, and it's a pretty good machine.
03:07:14.000 Yeah, maybe.
03:07:20.000 Yeah, let's do some more gaming.
03:07:22.000 We gotta get the fellas together. 1.00
03:07:26.000 Yeah, well, you know, the Jews banned me off YouTube, so I have to evolve my content now, you know? 0.99
03:07:32.000 That's right. 1.00
03:07:33.000 I've been gambling and video games.
03:07:37.000 That's right.
03:07:37.000 Yeah, you gotta get on stake.com.
03:07:40.000 Yeah.
03:07:43.000 What you got planned for your stream?
03:07:45.000 I think I'm going to play a little Call of Duty.
03:07:50.000 New COD. I haven't played it yet.
03:07:53.000 And then I'm going to do some reaction content.
03:07:56.000 I'm going to carve this pumpkin up while I do the reaction stuff.
03:08:01.000 Sounds good, sounds good.
03:08:02.000 Well, I won't be watching.
03:08:04.000 I'll watch it back tomorrow.
03:08:05.000 Replay, gang.
03:08:07.000 Yeah.
03:08:08.000 Yeah.
03:08:09.000 All right!
03:08:10.000 It was my pleasure.
03:08:11.000 Well, hey, yeah, thanks for playing.
03:08:13.000 Happy Halloween.
03:08:15.000 Happy Halloween, man.
03:08:16.000 Take care.
03:08:17.000 Yeah, you too.
03:08:17.000 All right.
03:08:18.000 GG's.
03:08:20.000 All right.
03:08:21.000 Well, that was...
03:08:22.000 Well, I don't know.
03:08:23.000 I mean, the chat is kind of a mixed bag.
03:08:25.000 Chat kind of hated the fast.
03:08:27.000 Keith is fun, but the game, people didn't like as much.
03:08:30.000 People didn't like the game as much.
03:08:34.000 So, I don't know.
03:08:36.000 It's Halloween!
03:08:37.000 We played a Halloween game.
03:08:38.000 We did it.
03:08:39.000 It's fun.
03:08:40.000 It's Halloween.
03:08:40.000 It's festive.
03:08:41.000 We played the game.
03:08:44.000 This was fine.
03:08:45.000 Let me see.
03:08:46.000 Do we have COD on here?
03:08:47.000 Let me see.
03:08:49.000 Yeah, I think we do.
03:08:51.000 Okay.
03:08:52.000 So, well, I have not played the new Call of Duty Black Ops 6.
03:08:57.000 So, I'm going to get it loaded up.
03:08:58.000 I actually got to go get my controller.
03:09:01.000 Because I'm a controller guy.
03:09:05.000 So you're actually going to have to excuse me.
03:09:07.000 Let me go get my controller.
03:09:08.000 Let me put on, I don't know, let me put on a song or something.
03:09:11.000 What can I put on in the background?
03:09:15.000 I guess I'll just leave the desktop audio.
03:09:17.000 Yeah, because I got to get my PS5 controller.
03:09:30.000 Let's see.
03:09:31.000 Let me get set up first.
03:09:35.000 You know what?
03:09:35.000 I guess I could try with keyboard and mouse.
03:09:37.000 I'm pretty proficient with it now.
03:09:39.000 I give it a try.
03:09:40.000 I give it a try.
03:09:41.000 Maybe it'll be okay.
03:09:43.000 I never did a shooter with keyboard and mouse before, though, so...
03:09:46.000 That's my problem.
03:09:51.000 Oh, brah! 0.99
03:09:54.000 Dude!
03:09:55.000 Let me turn the game volume down.
03:10:00.000 Code of conduct. 1.00
03:10:02.000 Why is everything gay now? 1.00
03:10:04.000 Why does everything have to come with, like, rules? 1.00
03:10:07.000 Now before you play Call of Duty, you need to agree.
03:10:12.000 Treat everyone with respect.
03:10:14.000 We do not tolerate bullying or harassment.
03:10:17.000 Including derogatory comments based on race, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, age, culture, faith, mental or physical abilities, country of origin, or amplification of any person, agenda, or movement that promotes discrimination or violence based on the above.
03:10:40.000 Dude, human resources for Call of Duty. 0.84
03:10:46.000 This is what happens when you let women get involved in stuff. 1.00
03:10:51.000 They're making you a degree to a code of conduct. 0.99
03:10:56.000 You can't shit on people for their religion, being gay, being trans, being old age. 0.99
03:11:03.000 So if I call like some 10-year-old a squeaker, I get banned. 0.99
03:11:09.000 If I call someone a boomer, I get banned. 0.99
03:11:16.000 You can't shit on anybody for anything. 0.99
03:11:18.000 You gotta be like, hey, Buster. 0.99
03:11:19.000 Hey, Buster.
03:11:20.000 Nice shot, pal. 0.94
03:11:23.000 That's how you gotta trash talk.
03:11:26.000 When you're in VC, you gotta be like, all right, slow-mo. 0.87
03:11:32.000 Hey, hey, you're really slow.
03:11:34.000 Hey, pal, try keeping up.
03:11:36.000 Eat my dust.
03:11:38.000 Hey, Bell. 0.99
03:11:39.000 Hey, Buster.
03:11:41.000 All right, man.
03:11:44.000 You're really freaking me out, dude! 1.00
03:11:46.000 This is like the kind of PG female shit talk you're able to do on a video game. 1.00
03:11:52.000 You can't be like, HEY DENGER! No, we can't say that. 0.99
03:11:57.000 You can't say shit like that. 1.00
03:12:01.000 You gotta be like, alright buddy, hey man, eat my shorts. 1.00
03:12:08.000 Hey pal, eat my dust. 0.74
03:12:12.000 You can't be screaming the N-word. 1.00
03:12:15.000 That sucks. 0.99
03:12:18.000 That's only the first out of three. 0.98
03:12:21.000 Complete with, compete with integrity.
03:12:23.000 Competitive integrity.
03:12:24.000 Well, that's fair enough.
03:12:25.000 No cheating.
03:12:27.000 Stay vigilant.
03:12:30.000 Utilize in-game tools to report any incidents or inappropriate behaviors.
03:12:34.000 Great. 1.00
03:12:35.000 So there's Jannies too.
03:12:37.000 Not only is there a TOS, but there's Jannies as well.
03:12:42.000 So you can't be racist.
03:12:44.000 You can't be sexist.
03:12:45.000 You can't be ageist.
03:12:47.000 You can't be Islamophobic. 1.00
03:12:48.000 Good news for Sneeko. 0.97
03:12:50.000 Dude, Sneeko.
03:12:51.000 Someone's got to tag Sneeko and say, W, no Islamophobia. 0.99
03:12:55.000 You know, because he's always fucking bitching about Islamophobia. 0.99
03:12:59.000 Thank God. 1.00
03:13:00.000 And the Groypers can't be amplified on here.
03:13:03.000 No white supremists. 0.95
03:13:03.000 Even better. 0.95
03:13:05.000 White supremists. 0.94
03:13:07.000 All right, I acknowledge your rules. 0.99
03:13:12.000 Let's do it.
03:13:16.000 Let's do it.
03:13:16.000 Whoops!
03:13:17.000 Did I scream the N-word earlier?
03:13:19.000 Did that happen?
03:13:21.000 I don't remember.
03:13:22.000 You can't blame me.
03:13:25.000 Oh, I don't remember that, actually.
03:13:29.000 Um, let's see.
03:13:30.000 Is there no, like, team deathmatch or what?
03:13:38.000 I'm out.
03:13:43.000 Okay.
03:13:44.000 You can't pick, though?
03:13:45.000 You can't run, like, Team Deathmatch?
03:13:51.000 Hmm.
03:13:53.000 Alright.
03:13:57.000 Oh, Beards and Beardly, I added you.
03:13:59.000 Are you live right now?
03:14:02.000 Did you add me?
03:14:04.000 I don't think you did.
03:14:08.000 My character's a woman? 0.98
03:14:10.000 How do I change it? 0.99
03:14:12.000 I'll be this guy.
03:14:17.000 The unshaken.
03:14:18.000 The unsullied.
03:14:24.000 I'll be this girl on this one.
03:14:27.000 Oh hell nah Carver The unsullied.
03:14:38.000 Yeah, no screaming the n-word, guys.
03:14:40.000 No screaming the n-word.
03:14:41.000 We're gonna do inta- That's an example of what you can't say.
03:14:45.000 That's an example of the kind of banter that you cannot do on Call of Duty.
03:14:49.000 That is not allowed, guys.
03:14:51.000 Just a quick little demonstration.
03:14:53.000 I hate that I had to do that.
03:15:00.000 Alright, here we go.
03:15:02.000 Iraq.
03:15:13.000 Let's hope it isn't too Islamophobic, guys.
03:15:15.000 Yeah, whatever.
03:15:23.000 Let's just...
03:15:23.000 What is this one?
03:15:25.000 Let's just run it.
03:15:26.000 Let's just run it I'm gonna need the controller I'm gonna need the controller.
03:15:36.000 I never did a first-person shooter with keyboard and mouse before so...
03:15:46.000 Yeah, I think I'm gonna need the controller.
03:15:51.000 Dude, I'm used to Faz and Valoran.
03:15:53.000 You gotta let me warm up.
03:15:55.000 You gotta let me heat up a little bit here.
03:15:57.000 Okay?
03:16:00.000 It's my sensitivity, guys.
03:16:02.000 You gotta increase the sensitivity. - I've captured the hard point.
03:16:14.000 Okay.
03:16:17.000 Okay, look, we're back.
03:16:19.000 See, we're back. 1.00
03:16:20.000 I'm playing like my fucking dad right now. 0.99
03:16:23.000 You know when, like, your parents are, like, looking at the buttons when they're playing the game? 1.00
03:16:29.000 No, no, no, don't mock me.
03:16:32.000 Don't mock me, okay?
03:16:34.000 I'm just heating up.
03:16:36.000 Okay, well, you know, it's my class. it's my class.
03:16:55.000 I need a different class.
03:17:01.000 But I'm not a changer right now.
03:17:04.000 Is there a guy behind us?
03:17:07.000 Okay.
03:17:09.000 I got killed by the gunship.
03:17:14.000 That guy stole my kill.
03:17:18.000 once they get the controller okay yeah you know I may need the controller How do I use grenades? 1.00
03:17:43.000 Okay, yeah, eat shit, dude. 0.99
03:17:49.000 I need his gun. 1.00
03:17:55.000 What settings?
03:17:56.000 What settings?
03:17:58.000 I got him, though.
03:17:59.000 Yeah, I got him.
03:18:01.000 See, I'm doing good now.
03:18:02.000 I'm warming up.
03:18:05.000 I'm definitely heating up.
03:18:07.000 I'm really kind of getting into it now.
03:18:08.000 How do I nice?
03:18:10.000 Okay, how do I nice?
03:18:22.000 Hard point located.
03:18:23.000 Hostiles have the hard point.
03:18:27.000 How do I melee?
03:18:31.000 V. V to melee.
03:18:35.000 Okay.
03:18:39.000 This guy behind me.
03:18:43.000 I gotta go pistol!
03:18:46.000 Okay.
03:18:48.000 Mostars have captured the hard point.
03:18:51.000 Okay, look at me.
03:19:05.000 Now I'm heating up.
03:19:06.000 I'm not I'm not the worst one on the team Oh, okay Okay, I didn't see the grenade.
03:19:23.000 Okay, well you can't do anything about that.
03:19:30.000 Haha. 0.99
03:19:34.000 Someone says, I have to go pistol, get shit on? 1.00
03:19:36.000 Yeah, okay, well. 0.99
03:19:40.000 and I was going dark.
03:19:42.000 What?
03:19:49.000 Okay, well, what's that now?
03:19:51.000 Reload too much?
03:19:58.000 Alright, I'll stop reloading.
03:20:00.000 No reloading from now on.
03:20:04.000 Okay, yeah!
03:20:05.000 Okay!
03:20:06.000 Hello!
03:20:07.000 Yeah!
03:20:08.000 Cuz that's who I am!
03:20:11.000 Cuz that's what I'm about!
03:20:13.000 Yeah! 1.00
03:20:14.000 That's who I am, bitch! 1.00
03:20:17.000 Yeah, and that's what's up! 1.00
03:20:21.000 Alright, where'd he come from?
03:20:23.000 Right or left?
03:20:24.000 Yeah, all I needed was to heat up a little bit.
03:20:32.000 I just, I really just needed a chance. 0.98
03:20:34.000 I really just needed about five fucking seconds to heat up! 0.97
03:20:40.000 Because that's what I'm about. 0.99
03:20:42.000 That's my body. 1.00
03:20:45.000 Yeah, that's my fucking body, bitch! 1.00
03:20:47.000 That's my fucking body, bitch! 1.00
03:20:51.000 Yeah, what up? 1.00
03:20:54.000 That's who I am and you're nothing. 1.00
03:20:56.000 You are fucking nothing. 1.00
03:20:58.000 You are nothing at this game. 1.00
03:21:03.000 Yeah, snipe me? 0.89
03:21:05.000 Try it! 1.00
03:21:06.000 Fucking try, bitch! 1.00
03:21:08.000 Try it, slut! 1.00
03:21:10.000 Yeah, what up? 1.00
03:21:12.000 You gotta do a little humiliation, that's part of it.
03:21:16.000 You have to humiliate them as well. 0.97
03:21:18.000 It's not enough to kill. 0.99
03:21:19.000 I love to kill, but what I love more than killing is humiliating. 0.98
03:21:23.000 Yeah, like that. 1.00
03:21:24.000 Like that, in your back. 1.00
03:21:25.000 In your fucking back. 1.00
03:21:28.000 All right, well, you know I was out of health Well, here we go Oh, even in the flash. 1.00
03:21:44.000 Even flashed.
03:21:46.000 Look at me climbing the ranks.
03:21:48.000 Climbing to the top of the leaderboard.
03:21:52.000 Climbing to the top.
03:21:56.000 Okay, well.
03:21:57.000 Another one.
03:22:07.000 Another one.
03:22:07.000 It's too easy.
03:22:08.000 It's easy.
03:22:09.000 How about a little- How about throw some more enemies here?
03:22:12.000 Hmm?
03:22:13.000 Yeah.
03:22:14.000 Try sending another.
03:22:15.000 How about another?
03:22:16.000 Yeah, that's another. 1.00
03:22:18.000 You're fucking garbage. 1.00
03:22:19.000 You're trash. 1.00
03:22:22.000 How do I do grenades? 1.00
03:22:25.000 Oh, I got a killstreak.
03:22:28.000 Yeah, what up? 1.00
03:22:29.000 Dropping, dropping fucking killstreaks. 1.00
03:22:31.000 Dude, I'm nutty. 1.00
03:22:39.000 You know what that means? 0.88
03:22:40.000 It means I nut.
03:22:42.000 Okay, that's what that means. 0.92
03:22:49.000 That means you got nutted. 0.97
03:22:51.000 I'm nutty because you got nutted again. 0.98
03:22:55.000 Look at me. 0.97
03:22:56.000 Look at me!
03:23:02.000 I'm deploying.
03:23:03.000 I'm deploying to Tehran.
03:23:06.000 This is me when I deploy to Tehran.
03:23:09.000 When I deploy to Haiti.
03:23:13.000 Trump's Legion is just deployed to Haiti. 0.68
03:23:19.000 Oh hey, it's Sneeko.
03:23:21.000 What up?
03:23:22.000 Hey, what's up? 0.90
03:23:25.000 Yeah, what's up, Mudslime? 0.97
03:23:27.000 What's up?
03:23:29.000 What's up? 1.00
03:23:29.000 What's up Iraqi? 1.00
03:23:31.000 I'm the one that knocks Hard point is active. 1.00
03:23:39.000 Hard point is secure.
03:23:41.000 Yeah, say my name.
03:23:43.000 Classic Coke.
03:23:47.000 What's up?
03:23:50.000 Yeah, I'm going off.
03:23:51.000 Yeah, see?
03:23:52.000 Slow start.
03:23:53.000 It's off to a slow start.
03:23:54.000 Now I think everybody's regretting all the trash talk.
03:23:57.000 Now I think the other team is sort of regretting it.
03:24:02.000 Yeah, what up?
03:24:03.000 Yeah, hello.
03:24:07.000 What's up?
03:24:08.000 Knock knock. 0.99
03:24:08.000 What's up? 0.99
03:24:09.000 Knock knock. 0.99
03:24:11.000 Who's there?
03:24:11.000 It's the one that knocks.
03:24:12.000 Classic Coke.
03:24:14.000 It's Classic Coke here.
03:24:16.000 What's going on?
03:24:19.000 What's up?
03:24:20.000 Eat my product department? 1.00
03:24:23.000 Oh shit. 1.00
03:24:35.000 Hardpoint active. 1.00
03:24:40.000 Hardpoint locked down.
03:24:42.000 We're ahead.
03:24:44.000 Oh, hang on.
03:24:44.000 Stay alone.
03:24:45.000 Okay, I was bad aimed.
03:24:53.000 That was bad aim.
03:24:54.000 I'm getting a little cocky. 0.60
03:24:55.000 Yeah, double kill. 1.00
03:25:03.000 Double kill! 1.00
03:25:06.000 That's right Wait till I create a class then everybody's in trouble I What's up?
03:25:26.000 And yeah, and it's easy.
03:25:28.000 For someone like me, it's easy.
03:25:34.000 Warm up round.
03:25:35.000 warm-up round.
03:25:36.000 That was me.
03:25:44.000 I did that.
03:25:45.000 that.
03:25:45.000 I think I've got to turn desktop down a little bit.
03:25:57.000 Stay with the mouse.
03:26:10.000 Yeah, alright.
03:26:11.000 I'll stick with the mouse.
03:26:12.000 You gotta learn the hard way, you know?
03:26:21.000 Let's see.
03:26:22.000 What is this about now? 0.99
03:26:26.000 Dude, I don't know what any of this shit means. 0.99
03:26:26.000 Commando. 0.99
03:26:29.000 What was my...
03:26:30.000 It didn't even tell me my...
03:26:31.000 What was my KD? 41 kills?
03:26:37.000 Is that me?
03:26:39.000 Let's go, dude.
03:26:40.000 Ratio 1.3.
03:26:44.000 Yeah.
03:26:45.000 It's every day, bro.
03:26:49.000 Alright, can I create a class or no?
03:26:52.000 I cannot.
03:26:54.000 Alright, let's see.
03:26:56.000 How about...
03:26:56.000 This one looks cool.
03:27:00.000 Yep.
03:27:01.000 Yeah, I'm good at...
03:27:02.000 What can I say?
03:27:03.000 I'm good at the game.
03:27:05.000 What can I even say at this point?
03:27:07.000 I'm good at this.
03:27:10.000 Okay, I'm good at the game.
03:27:13.000 Uh, now let me check.
03:27:16.000 People are saying turn off motion blur.
03:27:18.000 How do I do that?
03:27:33.000 Where's motion blur?
03:27:38.000 Oh, here we go.
03:27:39.000 It's off.
03:27:48.000 Game chat?
03:27:49.000 I'll turn game chat on.
03:27:53.000 I probably shouldn't.
03:27:54.000 I probably shouldn't.
03:27:56.000 Because they're going to get some AI robot.
03:27:58.000 No, I didn't want that.
03:27:59.000 No, I want another one.
03:28:01.000 What's one?
03:28:02.000 Is there a sniper one?
03:28:04.000 Let's do a little sniper deal here.
03:28:11.000 How do I... Oh, here we go, here we go.
03:28:15.000 What's up? 1.00
03:28:18.000 Oh shit. 0.99
03:28:23.000 We got work in here. 1.00
03:28:28.000 What the?
03:28:29.000 up.
03:28:29.000 I'm a field sniper.
03:28:43.000 I don't know.
03:28:54.000 Is this a shotgun or what is this?
03:29:00.000 Yes, yes it is. 0.96
03:29:03.000 Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup?
03:29:23.000 Sup?
03:29:25.000 Ready for this?
03:29:26.000 Watch this.
03:29:27.000 Okay, well...
03:29:28.000 No, next time.
03:29:29.000 Now watch the next one Yeah watch that That's what I meant.
03:29:45.000 This is a bigger map Oh! 1.00
03:30:00.000 Oh, camping faggot? 1.00
03:30:02.000 Okay. 1.00
03:30:04.000 You gotta admit that was gang.
03:30:09.000 What's up?
03:30:11.000 Yeah!
03:30:12.000 And what's up?
03:30:14.000 What's up?
03:30:16.000 What's up?
03:30:19.000 That's who I am and you're nothing. 0.55
03:30:24.000 And you're nothing. 0.89
03:30:26.000 You are nothing. 1.00
03:30:27.000 You're nothing too! 0.99
03:30:32.000 Yeah, I'm the GOAT. I am the one who knocks.
03:30:40.000 Oh shit. 1.00
03:30:41.000 Okay. 1.00
03:30:48.000 Here we go.
03:30:49.000 Ready for this?
03:30:50.000 You ready for that? 1.00
03:30:51.000 Hey, what's up, bitch? 1.00
03:30:55.000 That's called my body, my choice, bitch. 1.00
03:30:57.000 It's called your body, my choice. 1.00
03:31:00.000 That's what we call that.
03:31:06.000 Oh, and another. 1.00
03:31:07.000 Dude, this fucking homo, seriously? 1.00
03:31:12.000 Oh! 1.00
03:31:13.000 How about a little revenge? 1.00
03:31:15.000 That's what happens when you play like a fag. 1.00
03:31:18.000 Ah, it's this, it's this fucking asshole, it's this fucking asshole, dude. 1.00
03:31:39.000 That guy needs to die. 1.00
03:31:43.000 That guy's gotta go. 1.00
03:31:48.000 I'm kill horny. 1.00
03:31:50.000 He's gotta be eliminated. 0.99
03:31:52.000 What's up?
03:31:54.000 What's up? 1.00
03:31:55.000 What's up, pussy? 1.00
03:31:59.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:32:00.000 We know.
03:32:02.000 We know.
03:32:02.000 Nice trick.
03:32:04.000 What's up?
03:32:08.000 I will mount you. 0.97
03:32:09.000 I will get on top of you and mount you. 0.87
03:32:12.000 Okay? 1.00
03:32:15.000 I will go trump on your ass. 1.00
03:32:17.000 Yeah, mounted. 1.00
03:32:31.000 Prepare to be boarded. 1.00
03:32:32.000 What's up, bitch? 1.00
03:32:33.000 Grab him by the pussy. 1.00
03:32:35.000 Trump 2024. 1.00
03:32:37.000 Okay Wow I can't help, man.
03:32:54.000 Okay. 0.94
03:33:16.000 *laughs* Sup?
03:33:23.000 *gunshot* Hey, what's up?
03:33:36.000 Hey, it's me again.
03:33:38.000 Classic coke here.
03:33:39.000 Headshot.
03:33:49.000 Yeah, all day.
03:33:50.000 All day.
03:33:52.000 That's who I am.
03:33:53.000 That's my body.
03:33:54.000 My body's different.
03:33:57.000 Oh, whoa. 1.00
03:34:00.000 Sup?
03:34:01.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:34:06.000 Yeah, remember when everybody was shitting on me? 0.98
03:34:08.000 I'm warm. 0.98
03:34:09.000 I'm warm.
03:34:10.000 I'm dialed in.
03:34:16.000 Sup? 0.92
03:34:18.000 Never give up, never what?
03:34:20.000 Ready for this?
03:34:30.000 You ready for this?
03:34:31.000 You ready for that?
03:34:32.000 ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?! What about the game win and kill? 0.97
03:34:49.000 What about the game win and kill?
03:34:51.000 Huh?
03:34:52.000 What about the game win and kill?
03:34:54.000 No replay of the game win and kill?
03:34:58.000 Whatever.
03:34:59.000 That's fine.
03:35:00.000 Dude, number three, Number three!
03:35:09.000 You see that?
03:35:10.000 You see that?
03:35:12.000 That's how we do it.
03:35:14.000 That's how we play.
03:35:16.000 That's how I play.
03:35:20.000 I play on a different level.
03:35:23.000 Hmm.
03:35:35.000 Alright.
03:35:36.000 Mmm.
03:35:36.000 load out.
03:35:37.000 I don't even know what any of this shit is. 0.99
03:35:47.000 Let's do... 0.99
03:35:48.000 Okay.
03:35:49.000 Thank you.
03:35:50.000 Yeah, loot crate nonsense.
03:35:53.000 So we got...
03:35:53.000 What is it?
03:35:54.000 AR? I don't know.
03:36:05.000 Should I stick with the preloaded deals or what?
03:36:12.000 Can I equip two primary?
03:36:16.000 No, I don't have it unlocked.
03:36:18.000 Whatever, I'll just keep using the preloaded glasses.
03:36:28.000 is...
03:36:31.000 Is Beardson in the game?
03:36:32.000 I gotta get his ID.
03:36:41.000 Yeah, I'm warm.
03:36:49.000 I'm warmed up.
03:36:50.000 Dialed in.
03:36:52.000 I'm dialed all the way in.
03:36:56.000 I'm dialed all the way up.
03:37:03.000 Alright, what mode is this now? what mode is this now?
03:37:23.000 Free for all.
03:37:24.000 Okay.
03:37:29.000 Game chat?
03:37:30.000 No, dude.
03:37:30.000 I'm gonna get banned.
03:37:30.000 If I do game chat, I'm straight up going to get banned.
03:37:33.000 How do I do grenades?
03:37:40.000 I'm straight up going to get banned. 1.00
03:37:57.000 E, E and Q.
03:37:58.000 I'm the goat of this game.
03:38:07.000 Wait a second.
03:38:22.000 No, no, no, no.
03:38:25.000 No.
03:38:26.000 Can I do default?
03:38:27.000 Where's- there we go.
03:38:28.000 Okay.
03:38:29.000 Okay.
03:38:30.000 Cheap.
03:38:31.000 Dude, I was changing my class.
03:38:35.000 Okay.
03:38:37.000 Alright.
03:38:38.000 Oh, it's a free-for-all.
03:38:39.000 Okay. 1.00
03:38:39.000 So we just kill everybody. 1.00
03:38:45.000 It's called we do a little kill everybody. 1.00
03:38:50.000 It's called We Kill Everybody. 0.98
03:38:51.000 A whiffed. 0.86
03:39:04.000 with that one.
03:39:05.000 Can I climb that?
03:39:13.000 No.
03:39:16.000 Okay, you know, maybe this isn't gonna work.
03:39:22.000 Let me try AR. Let me try an AR. What the?
03:39:37.000 He's gonna chase me in here, isn't he?
03:39:41.000 Oh.
03:39:59.000 Okay, well, there's like no enemies here.
03:40:01.000 Where's the enemies?
03:40:07.000 Okay, you know what?
03:40:08.000 We're cooling.
03:40:08.000 We're cooling off.
03:40:09.000 I hear someone up here.
03:40:20.000 *gunshot* Okay.
03:40:30.000 And we're struggling.
03:40:31.000 This is rigged, dude. 0.99
03:40:32.000 This map sucks. 0.99
03:40:33.000 I hate this map. 0.99
03:40:34.000 What's going on?
03:40:42.000 What's going on? 1.00
03:40:50.000 Oh, gay! 1.00
03:40:51.000 What is this sliding shit? 1.00
03:40:53.000 It's the same guy! 1.00
03:40:54.000 It keeps killing me.
03:40:55.000 Bruh.
03:41:16.000 Thank you.
03:41:19.000 It's stream snipers, dude.
03:41:20.000 Dude, every one of these people, every last one of them is a stream sniper.
03:41:34.000 Okay.
03:41:35.000 We're back?
03:41:36.000 We're back?
03:41:37.000 Nope.
03:41:38.000 And we lost it.
03:41:40.000 Well, he's got a, uh, looks like a SMG. And maybe that's the move.
03:41:47.000 What's the matter right now?
03:41:49.000 W me? 0.98
03:42:16.000 This game mode sucks, dude. 0.97
03:42:22.000 Okay. 0.98
03:42:23.000 Okay.
03:42:53.000 Dude, how?
03:42:55.000 Now, this game mode is not as exciting.
03:43:10.000 Not as much excitement.
03:43:11.000 Okay, what was that?
03:43:20.000 Okay. 0.99
03:43:46.000 What the fuck happened there? 1.00
03:43:50.000 What is that? 0.99
03:43:51.000 Dude, why are people exploding like that?
03:43:53.000 Okay.
03:44:02.000 You're moving too much.
03:44:05.000 Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
03:44:07.000 Camp more? 1.00
03:44:08.000 Dude, that's gay. 1.00
03:44:09.000 It's not honorable. 1.00
03:44:16.000 It's not honorable.
03:44:46.000 Bruh.
03:44:50.000 Bruh.
03:44:50.000 Let me try running a SMG instead.
03:44:54.000 Oh man.
03:44:56.000 Oh man. 1.00
03:45:26.000 This gun sucks. 1.00
03:45:28.000 I'm going back to the other gun. 0.99
03:45:33.000 You know, maybe I will camp.
03:45:34.000 Maybe I'll camp with a sniper.
03:45:37.000 It's not a bad idea. 1.00
03:45:43.000 What's up, bitch? 1.00
03:45:44.000 Yeah, faggot. 1.00
03:45:45.000 This guy plays like a faggot. 1.00
03:45:48.000 Guy's running around and shit. 1.00
03:45:50.000 Slow it down. 1.00
03:45:53.000 What's this girl? 0.63
03:45:54.000 She's running from me. 1.00
03:45:57.000 Hey, bitch. 1.00
03:45:59.000 Don't you run from me, bitch. 1.00
03:46:01.000 You thought I wasn't going to get that one, but I was confident in my ability. 1.00
03:46:11.000 I was confident enough to make that play.
03:46:13.000 I'm playing my game, you know.
03:46:22.000 That's my game.
03:46:25.000 So all you can do is play your game.
03:46:27.000 Can I get on there?
03:46:29.000 No.
03:46:31.000 Okay, well...
03:46:34.000 This guy's outside.
03:46:48.000 Sup? 0.99
03:46:49.000 Yeah, you thought you had it.
03:46:50.000 You thought you had it. 1.00
03:46:53.000 Shit. 1.00
03:46:54.000 Ha ha ha! 1.00
03:47:08.000 Yeah!
03:47:09.000 Yeah! 1.00
03:47:10.000 Whatever, stupid ass. 1.00
03:47:12.000 I'll be right back. 1.00
03:47:25.000 Oh, am I getting shot at here, or is that just...
03:47:29.000 Okay. 0.99
03:47:36.000 okay okay that's just like a fucking bot That wasn't. 0.99
03:48:00.000 It's over. 1.00
03:48:12.000 Damn! 1.00
03:48:25.000 Damn. 1.00
03:48:26.000 Did I really get last place? 1.00
03:48:28.000 Damn. 0.99
03:48:28.000 Well, whatever. 0.99
03:48:29.000 This guy's doing too much.
03:48:41.000 This guy's doing too much.
03:49:06.000 Eh, somewhat fun.
03:49:08.000 Should I try search and destroy?
03:49:24.000 see what other game types are there oh you can't just pick it Oh, I see.
03:49:43.000 Okay.
03:49:44.000 I'll try zombies after this.
03:50:02.000 I'll do this and then zombies I think *laughs*
03:50:28.000 *music*
03:50:56.000 Thank you guys for clipping these highlights.
03:50:59.000 It's...
03:51:01.000 for clipping the cod highlights.
03:51:13.000 What?
03:51:14.000 No, no.
03:51:14.000 No!
03:51:19.000 Alright, here we go.
03:51:21.000 Oh, no, no, no!
03:51:23.000 Seriously?
03:51:24.000 Seriously?
03:51:24.000 Good idea, sir.
03:51:33.000 Yeah, search and destroy them. 0.98
03:51:34.000 Unrupt! 0.92
03:51:44.000 Clock's ticking, Black Ops. 1.00
03:51:46.000 Close this shit down. 1.00
03:51:48.000 Only one enemy standing. 1.00
03:51:51.000 Snipers toast, let's move. 0.94
03:51:52.000 Find him, end him.
03:51:53.000 Not good enough, Black Ops.
03:51:58.000 Wait, is that it?
03:52:14.000 Did I join a game that was already...
03:52:17.000 Oh, okay.
03:52:20.000 I guess the game's already in progress.
03:52:24.000 Alright, here we go.
03:52:30.000 What's the strat?
03:52:41.000 Oh no!
03:52:42.000 brah All right Well, there's nothing you do about that Ah
03:53:12.000 Ah Search and destroy.
03:53:32.000 You play safe, says somebody. 1.00
03:53:34.000 Dude, shut up. 1.00
03:53:39.000 Walter Jr. 0.99
03:53:41.000 Funny.
03:53:47.000 Surgeon destroyed.
03:53:51.000 Alright.
03:53:52.000 Maybe I'll go sniper this time.
03:53:58.000 Maybe I'll go Overwatch. 0.97
03:54:02.000 Time to go over watch My dude I suck at this game
03:54:19.000 I was being very subtle about that So what are you gonna do about it? 0.79
03:55:01.000 *Gasp* Alright, I'm playing safe this time.
03:55:07.000 I'm gonna be playing it safe.
03:55:09.000 Enemy RCXD detected.
03:55:16.000 They're gonna come from behind, I think.
03:55:18.000 They're gonna flank.
03:55:21.000 Dude, no, no.
03:55:26.000 Not like this. 1.00
03:55:27.000 This game sucks. 0.99
03:55:40.000 *sad music* Alright, I'm switching over to zombies. 0.99
03:56:06.000 I'm over.
03:56:07.000 I'm over this.
03:57:31.000 All right, can I skip this?
03:57:33.000 What gun should I...
03:57:45.000 You have to unlock the guns, too.
03:57:46.000 Is there a default loadout?
03:57:59.000 Or what?
03:58:14.000 Shotgun?
03:58:14.000 Alright.
03:58:17.000 What should my secondary be?
03:58:19.000 Knife?
03:58:19.000 I guess that's all you could do.
03:58:20.000 And we're in.
03:58:30.000 And we're in.
03:59:00.000 And we're in.
03:59:10.000 Alright.
03:59:11.000 So what is this?
03:59:33.000 This is not how I remember zombies. 0.99
03:59:40.000 Should I just punch him? 0.96
03:59:44.000 No, I should not. 0.98
03:59:46.000 No, I should I should not.
04:00:16.000 Oh, here we go.
04:00:17.000 Can I rebuild the window or no?
04:00:19.000 No. 0.99
04:00:20.000 Oh shit. 1.00
04:00:36.000 Won't I run out of ammo? 1.00
04:00:45.000 I mean should I be meleeing them or what?
04:00:52.000 Dude why is the melee button all the way down there? 0.60
04:01:10.000 Wasn't that the meta in the old Nazi zombies as you melee in the first two rounds?
04:01:17.000 Or is it different now?
04:01:21.000 I don't really know how it works anymore.
04:01:28.000 Now that I'm an old head.
04:01:29.000 What the f- What is that?
04:01:56.000 What the f- Alright, what do I do chat?
04:02:22.000 Yeah, which door should I open?
04:02:24.000 I guess I'll go here.
04:02:46.000 I guess I'll go here.
04:03:15.000 Big stars on the door so you don't get lost.
04:03:18.000 No, but is that where I'm supposed to go?
04:03:19.000 Oh, I mean...
04:03:21.000 Will they die if I lead them into this?
04:03:48.000 *Sounds of water* Does that work?
04:03:56.000 I don't think that's working.
04:04:12.000 Bonus points.
04:04:24.000 I'm going to need more ammo.
04:04:25.000 Let me keep her alive, figure out what's going on.
04:04:42.000 That's a trap.
04:04:47.000 Should I buy a gun?
04:04:48.000 What should I buy?
04:04:50.000 How can I get more ammo?
04:04:55.000 Dude!
04:04:56.000 Okay, so they're just keep...
04:04:57.000 There's just more of them all the time.
04:04:59.000 Where's the ammo?
04:05:07.000 Hmm.
04:05:28.000 Ammo crates are on the map?
04:05:30.000 Oh, I see.
04:05:31.000 Let's see, okay.
04:05:33.000 Okay, that's simple.
04:05:43.000 Why did you say that?
04:05:46.000 Alright.
04:05:49.000 mystery box by the lightning what is this Bruh! 0.99
04:06:18.000 I don't like that. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
04:07:03.000 Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. 0.97
04:07:06.000 See that one's head pop off? 1.00
04:07:11.000 Don't let it escape.
04:07:14.000 What am I supposed to do?
04:07:16.000 Should I get other guns or what?
04:07:33.000 Shotgun still good?
04:07:37.000 Doesn't seem like it's doing a ton of damage.
04:07:41.000 Go to the church.
04:08:01.000 Then I'm going to be out of money, though.
04:08:03.000 How much is it?
04:08:10.000 it's 2000 Oh, what the...
04:08:40.000 Oh, what the... what the...
04:09:10.000 Oh, what the... what the...
04:09:40.000 Cringe dialogue.
04:09:43.000 Dude.
04:09:43.000 I gotta get a different gun.
04:09:51.000 What am I supposed to do now?
04:09:52.000 Should I get this? 0.99
04:10:01.000 Okay, this I think sucks. 0.98
04:10:09.000 Okay. 0.98
04:10:36.000 Do I go in through here or do I go in through the front?
04:10:39.000 Hmm.
04:10:41.000 Do I go in through here?
04:11:11.000 What does this do now?
04:11:41.000 What does this do now?
04:12:11.000 What does this do now? 0.99
04:12:27.000 Oh shit, it's over. 0.99
04:12:29.000 Finn, they got me. 1.00
04:12:31.000 If I die, I swear I will fucking hold you. 1.00
04:12:34.000 Oh shit, it's it's over. 1.00
04:13:04.000 Oh shit, it's it's over. 1.00
04:13:34.000 All right, how much money do I have? - Thanks. 0.99
04:13:41.000 I need ammo.
04:13:46.000 And should I pack a punch this gun or something else?
04:13:50.000 What else should I get?
04:13:58.000 I got a shotgun still.
04:14:00.000 Okay.
04:14:00.000 I need more armor, too.
04:14:15.000 I need more armor, too.
04:14:46.000 I need more armor, too.
04:14:57.000 I'll make this look easy.
04:14:59.000 But it's not.
04:15:00.000 It's not at all.
04:15:01.000 I hate it.
04:15:02.000 I just want to be here. 1.00
04:15:03.000 Oh, shit. shit. 1.00
04:15:30.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
04:15:45.000 What else? 1.00
04:15:46.000 Should I upgrade the shotgun too, or...?
04:15:49.000 What's even the story?
04:15:52.000 Like, what are the objectives?
04:15:54.000 History box.
04:16:11.000 Alright, I'll go to mystery box.
04:16:16.000 Is it this or where is it?
04:16:22.000 brah you you brah
04:16:57.000 brah what does this 0.54
04:17:05.000 do I am not
04:17:28.000 programmed to lie.
04:17:35.000 Oh, this is a mystery box, huh?
04:17:40.000 Okay.
04:17:42.000 What do we got? 0.99
04:17:51.000 brah brah is it all fucking bugs now? 0.99
04:18:14.000 I have expected you to be walking back and forth in a fatal position by now. 0.99
04:18:20.000 I think it's over.
04:18:29.000 It's over, it's over, it's over.
04:18:36.000 There, for you are so very near.
04:18:40.000 Oh nice, okay.
04:18:42.000 Oh nice, okay. okay.
04:19:12.000 Be advised, exit windows closed.
04:19:24.000 This map isn't that big, is it?
04:19:27.000 Is there, like, a storyline in this one, or you just survive as long as you can?
04:19:34.000 I don't know how this one works.
04:19:40.000 What the...
04:19:43.000 Dude, what the f...
04:19:46.000 What is that, man?
04:19:50.000 Oh. 1.00
04:20:06.000 Shit. 1.00
04:20:07.000 Oh, it doesn't work on him, though? 1.00
04:20:18.000 Oh! 0.60
04:20:20.000 Oh, my baby.
04:20:22.000 When are you gonna get me a big kid gun like that?
04:20:52.000 I'm gonna get you a big kid.
04:21:08.000 Hurrah!
04:21:09.000 need more money need more
04:21:29.000 money need more money alright here we go
04:21:58.000 What is this now?
04:21:59.000 What is this now?
04:22:29.000 Can I go through- No.
04:22:33.000 Okay.
04:22:34.000 Okay.
04:22:35.000 Max.
04:22:36.000 You like that? 1.00
04:22:40.000 I know I sure am fucking. 1.00
04:22:41.000 Okay. 0.99
04:22:53.000 Let me lead this guy away.
04:23:10.000 Okay.
04:23:11.000 Okay.
04:23:12.000 Let me lead this guy away.
04:23:14.000 Thank you.
04:23:15.000 And I'll open the chest. 1.00
04:23:17.000 Can I like shoot his legs off? 1.00
04:23:29.000 I could just do this Don't I get my rewards I Whoa Oh No, Dr. 0.99
04:23:45.000 Bellyteer My favorite egghead Not just Booksmart, but StreetSmart StreetSmart Oh, okay okay
04:24:15.000 Where's the, um...
04:24:18.000 Sam trial.
04:24:19.000 What's that?
04:24:34.000 That's the big guy.
04:24:36.000 Oh, brah.
04:25:03.000 Okay.
04:25:03.000 Okay.
04:25:04.000 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
04:25:22.000 Okay. Okay.
04:25:52.000 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
04:25:59.000 Okay.
04:25:59.000 Alright, I've had enough of that.
04:26:01.000 That was dumb.
04:26:20.000 *throws* Alright, I'm gonna do reaction content now. 0.98
04:26:27.000 I'm done with COD. I'm done with gaming.
04:26:33.000 All right.
04:26:34.000 Got to quit Call of Duty.
04:26:42.000 Alright, let's do some reaction content.
04:26:44.000 I'm sick of the gaming, dude.
04:26:45.000 We've been gaming for like three hours.
04:26:49.000 And, um...
04:26:52.000 I'm tired of it.
04:26:53.000 I'm bored with it. 0.84
04:26:54.000 I'm bored with Faz. 0.93
04:26:56.000 COD Zombies.
04:26:57.000 It was okay.
04:26:58.000 I don't hate it.
04:26:59.000 It's just I haven't played a Call of Duty game in years.
04:27:02.000 I think the last time I played was Modern Warfare when Warzone came out.
04:27:08.000 That must have been three years ago.
04:27:11.000 So I haven't really done a COD game in...
04:27:13.000 It's got to be three years.
04:27:15.000 So I'm just used to the other stuff.
04:27:17.000 But all right, we're going to switch over.
04:27:19.000 We'll do a little reaction content.
04:27:24.000 And we are going to carve up this pumpkin.
04:27:29.000 I don't know how this is going to go.
04:27:31.000 I got some newspapers here so that I don't get everything dirty.
04:27:39.000 But I want to react to some Twitter content and then we'll do some YouTube content.
04:27:43.000 I think I'll carve the pumpkin with the YouTube content.
04:27:46.000 Maybe watch Vance on Joe Rogan.
04:27:50.000 Something like that.
04:27:52.000 Let's get some music going.
04:27:54.000 Pull up my Spotify, get my fall playlist going on.
04:27:58.000 Yeah, well, we did the gaming.
04:28:00.000 It's kind of fun.
04:28:01.000 Everybody just complains in the live chat.
04:28:04.000 Why isn't this on kick?
04:28:05.000 This is boring.
04:28:07.000 Play this.
04:28:08.000 No, play the other thing.
04:28:09.000 It's like, all right, well...
04:28:13.000 Maybe we'll do a purely gaming stream on Kik.
04:28:16.000 The reason I'm doing this on Rumble is because if I react to content and it's political, I can't say everything I want to say.
04:28:26.000 Because Kik is a little more restrictive with their TOS, with politics.
04:28:30.000 So I don't want to get in trouble over there.
04:28:32.000 So it frees me up to do both.
04:28:34.000 If I want to do gaming and commentary, I have to do it on Rumble.
04:28:38.000 If it's only gaming and no politics, then I can do it on Kik.
04:28:42.000 But let me get my playlist going.
04:28:45.000 We'll just get some music on.
04:28:47.000 We got spaces?
04:28:50.000 What's going on with Twitter spaces?
04:28:52.000 Is there a tab for that?
04:28:58.000 Let's see.
04:28:59.000 How do I get to Twitter spaces?
04:29:09.000 Sneeko's live.
04:29:10.000 Should I crash his Twitter space?
04:29:13.000 I don't even think I could join on desktop, can I? No, but I don't want to.
04:29:21.000 We'll save that for some other time.
04:29:23.000 Bruh, gross? 0.99
04:29:25.000 How the fuck is that on the timeline? 0.99
04:29:27.000 Jeez. 0.99
04:29:30.000 Um...
04:29:31.000 All right, so we're just going to look at some of the Twitter content.
04:29:34.000 I got some stuff saved here.
04:29:37.000 And then I think I want to watch the J.D. Vance on Joe Rogan.
04:29:41.000 I already watched some of it, but I don't mind.
04:29:44.000 We'll rewatch it.
04:29:45.000 We'll watch it while we're carving the pumpkin.
04:29:49.000 But first, I wanted to go through some of the Twitter content.
04:29:53.000 Let me get this going first as well.
04:29:58.000 my Spotify.
04:29:59.000 So I totally predicted this, by the way, on my show earlier this week.
04:30:09.000 I I think on, must have been yesterday or Tuesday. 0.99
04:30:13.000 But, you know, at the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden on Sunday, the comedian from Kill Tony said Puerto Rico's a floating pile of garbage. 0.97
04:30:24.000 Which I thought was whatever. 0.96
04:30:26.000 I mean, everybody's saying it's going to cost in Pennsylvania.
04:30:28.000 There's 300,000 Puerto Ricans there.
04:30:30.000 They're all going to vote. 1.00
04:30:31.000 I don't know if I buy that.
04:30:33.000 But the Trump campaign's panicked.
04:30:35.000 They're freaking out.
04:30:37.000 And Biden gave them a great gift. 0.99
04:30:39.000 Biden turned it around and said, no, Puerto Ricans aren't garbage. 1.00
04:30:43.000 You're garbage. 1.00
04:30:46.000 And Biden called all the Trump supporters garbage. 1.00
04:30:50.000 So of course, Trump, not to be outdone, goes out in a garbage truck the following day with a garbage man uniform on and says, Oh, we're garbage? 1.00
04:31:00.000 Well, here I am in the garbage truck. 0.66
04:31:04.000 And I said on my show, I think yesterday, it's like, what message does that send?
04:31:10.000 Do we just reflexively react to whatever the Democrats do?
04:31:15.000 The Democrats say Kamala worked for McDonald's.
04:31:18.000 Trump works at McDonald's.
04:31:21.000 The Democrats do one thing, Republicans do the other. 1.00
04:31:24.000 They call us garbage. 0.99
04:31:26.000 We show up the next day in the garbage truck. 0.99
04:31:30.000 And I pointed this out on my timeline right away, that German girl who's hanging around with Jack Posobiec all the time, this Naomi Siebt, Sieb, whatever her name is, she goes, I identify as garbage, 2016 deplorable, 2024 Trump garbage. 0.99
04:31:53.000 They're literally identifying as garbage. 0.99
04:31:55.000 They're going out there saying, oh, Biden called this garbage? 1.00
04:31:59.000 Yeah, alright. 1.00
04:32:00.000 I'm fucking garbage. 1.00
04:32:05.000 And I knew that was going to happen. 1.00
04:32:07.000 I knew that the second that Biden said that, I knew that's where they were going to take it. 1.00
04:32:12.000 And the second Trump did the garbage truck thing, I knew all of his followers were going to join in and do some stupid trend. 1.00
04:32:20.000 And then they literally jump on the timeline and say, I am garbage. 1.00
04:32:26.000 2024, Trump garbage. 1.00
04:32:28.000 She replies this. 0.99
04:32:30.000 She says, this could be us, but you're playing.
04:32:32.000 Ha! 0.89
04:32:34.000 That's kind of funny.
04:32:37.000 It's funny, but it's also sad.
04:32:39.000 That is, like, slightly funny, but it's also really sad.
04:32:44.000 Like, this is what we are now.
04:32:46.000 We're garbage cans. 0.74
04:32:49.000 Bruh. 0.99
04:32:52.000 Two trash cans of MAGA hats.
04:32:54.000 Oh, awesome.
04:32:56.000 Yeah, sounds like a really aspirational movement.
04:32:58.000 Sign me up.
04:33:01.000 I'm good, actually.
04:33:03.000 This could be us, but you're playing.
04:33:05.000 I'm good.
04:33:06.000 I don't want to call myself a trash can, actually.
04:33:09.000 But this is what's going on in Trump world. 0.99
04:33:12.000 This is how much it sucks. 1.00
04:33:13.000 Trump gets shot in the ear, puts on a bandage. 1.00
04:33:18.000 Then everybody puts on the bandage on their ear. 1.00
04:33:20.000 Trump gets called garbage, jumps in the garbage truck. 1.00
04:33:24.000 Everybody calls themselves garbage. 1.00
04:33:27.000 And then you get this. 1.00
04:33:29.000 Megyn Kelly, Happy Halloween, garbage people. 1.00
04:33:31.000 She wears a trash bag. 1.00
04:33:35.000 She wears a trash bag. 0.73
04:33:40.000 Really? 0.93
04:33:41.000 Like, what is the angle here?
04:33:44.000 I'm sorry, where's the own?
04:33:47.000 I'm just confused.
04:33:48.000 Like, what's the point?
04:33:50.000 What's the joke? 1.00
04:33:51.000 We're garbage? 1.00
04:33:52.000 Take that, liberal. 1.00
04:33:54.000 I trust it.
04:33:54.000 So what are you gonna do next?
04:33:55.000 Should we, like, jump in a dumpster? 0.93
04:33:58.000 Should we stick our head in toilet bowl and drink toilet water? 1.00
04:34:04.000 You know, the Democrats are going to say, wow, Republicans eat shit. 1.00
04:34:08.000 Ha ha! 1.00
04:34:08.000 Joke's on you. 1.00
04:34:09.000 I'm just going to eat a spoonful of poo. 0.88
04:34:13.000 Happy Halloween. 0.75
04:34:14.000 And look at how smug she is. 1.00
04:34:16.000 She acts like she did something.
04:34:18.000 She's like, eat your heart out, liberals. 1.00
04:34:20.000 I'm in a trash bag. 1.00
04:34:22.000 Happy Halloween. 0.90
04:34:23.000 She's like smug about it.
04:34:26.000 Take that, MSNBC. Oh, you think we're a bunch of garbage? 1.00
04:34:30.000 Yeah, well, we are. 1.00
04:34:31.000 Look at me in my garbage bag.
04:34:34.000 Someone says little Donnie.
04:34:36.000 Yeah.
04:34:36.000 Hey, little Donnie.
04:34:37.000 I'm in a trash bag.
04:34:39.000 Now what?
04:34:42.000 I just don't understand.
04:34:44.000 When did it all become so terrible?
04:34:47.000 When did it all become so horrible?
04:34:49.000 This was never what the Trump movement was like.
04:34:53.000 Maybe it was.
04:34:54.000 I don't remember it being this way. 0.99
04:34:58.000 Now we're garbage people. 1.00
04:35:00.000 Happy Halloween, garbage people. 1.00
04:35:02.000 Wow, awesome. 0.99
04:35:06.000 It's unbelievable.
04:35:07.000 And then this one.
04:35:08.000 This is the other one.
04:35:09.000 Brett Cooper from Daily Wire.
04:35:11.000 So, by the way, this isn't just like one.
04:35:14.000 I'm not singling out one person.
04:35:18.000 It's not even one isolated incident.
04:35:20.000 It is legitimately a trend.
04:35:23.000 Trump went in the garbage truck. 1.00
04:35:26.000 The German girl said, I'm garbage. 1.00
04:35:29.000 Megyn Kelly dressed up as garbage. 1.00
04:35:31.000 Brett Cooper dressed up as garbage. 1.00
04:35:34.000 This piece of garbage voted yesterday. 1.00
04:35:38.000 And look at how smug she is. 1.00
04:35:40.000 Look at how smug her face is.
04:35:43.000 Look at her. 1.00
04:35:49.000 Look at this fucking face. 1.00
04:35:55.000 Only women are capable of making faces like that. 1.00
04:36:00.000 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00
04:36:01.000 Women, what is it about their faces that they can contort them? 1.00
04:36:06.000 And it's something about women that's going on lately. 1.00
04:36:12.000 And I don't know what you call it. 0.86
04:36:15.000 I can't put my finger on it.
04:36:18.000 But they make these, like, it's like insincerity combined with contorting their faces in this emotive way. 1.00
04:36:25.000 And women these days, they're always making faces. 1.00
04:36:29.000 And I want to, like, I really just want to blast them in the face. 1.00
04:36:33.000 When I see them making faces, like, when I'm watching TikTok and a woman's telling, like, an elaborate story... 1.00
04:36:43.000 Suddenly, women are doing these gesticulations. 1.00
04:36:46.000 They're doing this. 1.00
04:36:47.000 They're doing claws. 0.83
04:36:48.000 Every story, they're doing this.
04:36:50.000 They're doing claws. 0.83
04:36:53.000 They're doing this.
04:36:57.000 And they're doing these crazy faces.
04:36:59.000 Is that new?
04:37:01.000 I feel like that's not normal.
04:37:04.000 I feel like my grandmother doesn't make faces like that.
04:37:08.000 My mother doesn't make faces like that. 1.00
04:37:10.000 It's like a Gen Z female thing. 1.00
04:37:13.000 And I don't know where they're getting that. 1.00
04:37:15.000 I don't know what that is.
04:37:17.000 But it's like they're on this level of it's like smugness and something like sarcasm or irony.
04:37:25.000 And they contort their faces doing these gesticulations.
04:37:29.000 And I want to grab both their wrists with my hands.
04:37:33.000 And I just want to stop when they start doing the faces.
04:37:36.000 Not actually.
04:37:36.000 I'm not a violent person.
04:37:42.000 But I just can't do it anymore with the faces.
04:37:44.000 I don't know what that is.
04:37:45.000 I don't know what you call it.
04:37:47.000 I don't know.
04:37:48.000 People are saying black.
04:37:49.000 It's a black thing. 1.00
04:37:50.000 I think it is a black thing. 1.00
04:37:54.000 It's like, because black women do that? 1.00
04:37:57.000 Black women make those... 1.00
04:37:58.000 Black women do the claws because they have the nails. 1.00
04:38:02.000 Black women have the long acrylic nails, you know, and that's why they type like that, and that's why, you know, they eat their Takis or their Flamin' Hot Cheetos like that, and that's why you get the claws. 1.00
04:38:17.000 And black women are smug, rude. 1.00
04:38:20.000 And I think it's gay men and white women are sort of aping it from the black women. 1.00
04:38:26.000 And then there's like this reciprocity between the three categories. 0.94
04:38:31.000 Black women, white women, gay white men. 0.53
04:38:34.000 And they're all kind of circulating. 0.98
04:38:36.000 It originates from the black woman. 1.00
04:38:39.000 And then the gay men and the white women kind of pass it between each other, passing the ball between each other. 0.98
04:38:45.000 And they're doing the claws, they're doing the fingers, and they're doing the contortion. 0.99
04:38:50.000 And I hate it.
04:38:52.000 That's really besides the point, though.
04:38:54.000 But she's making this smug face. 1.00
04:38:55.000 It's like, hey, you're in a trash bag. 1.00
04:39:00.000 You're sitting there in a trash bag.
04:39:03.000 Would it be more authentic if it was filled with actual trash?
04:39:06.000 Like, let me dump some spaghetti and some banana peels and some coffee grounds and let me throw in some used tissues.
04:39:16.000 Like, would that make it...
04:39:17.000 And then let's put that on you and then make a smug face. 0.95
04:39:21.000 Take that, liberals.
04:39:23.000 Yeah, we're good.
04:39:24.000 And the best part is, you know what's so funny about it, too?
04:39:29.000 It started off based like it always does. 0.75
04:39:33.000 And then within 48 hours, Trump's campaign made it gay. 0.83
04:39:39.000 It starts, because here's how the story started. 0.99
04:39:42.000 The story starts in Madison Square Garden, where a genuinely funny comedian gets up and says, Puerto Rico's a fucking pile of garbage, which is funny, which is actually edgy and actually based. 0.99
04:39:57.000 That's how the story starts. 0.99
04:39:59.000 You're at a Trump rally.
04:40:01.000 Megyn Kelly says it's bro-tastic.
04:40:03.000 It's too bro-tastic.
04:40:06.000 You're at a Trump rally. 0.82
04:40:07.000 A genuinely funny comedian is attacking Muslims, Jews, every group. 1.00
04:40:14.000 And he says, you know, there's a floating pile of garbage in the ocean. 1.00
04:40:17.000 Yeah, it's called Puerto Rico.
04:40:19.000 Genuinely funny joke.
04:40:21.000 It's attacking.
04:40:22.000 It's punching down at the marginalized.
04:40:24.000 It's the best kind of humor.
04:40:27.000 And it starts out like, okay, maybe this Trump campaign is edgy after all.
04:40:31.000 Okay, based.
04:40:32.000 You know, and I said it on Monday.
04:40:35.000 Even me, and I'm a Trump critic now.
04:40:37.000 On Monday, I said, you got to give it to them.
04:40:40.000 The rally was awesome.
04:40:42.000 The jokes were funny.
04:40:43.000 The energy was crazy.
04:40:45.000 It was for guys.
04:40:46.000 There were some genuine celebrities there.
04:40:49.000 And then within two days, they managed to fumble it. 1.00
04:40:54.000 They became the garbage. 1.00
04:40:55.000 Trump was calling Puerto Ricans garbage. 1.00
04:40:58.000 Then he disavowed that, called himself garbage, and then his supporters wore trash bags. 0.99
04:41:06.000 And it's kind of like the perfect microcosm of the Trump campaign, which is that Trumpism attracts an energy and a type of person, which is actually directionally correct. 0.97
04:41:22.000 Like calling Puerto Rico garbage is directionally correct. 0.97
04:41:27.000 Calling Haiti garbage is, and a shithole, directionally correct. 1.00
04:41:32.000 Funny edgy instinctively. 1.00
04:41:34.000 We know this is good stuff.
04:41:36.000 We know this is good.
04:41:39.000 And then who ruins it?
04:41:42.000 The stodgy boomer campaign officials who are kitschy and they want to run away from that stuff. 0.95
04:41:49.000 So when Biden calls Trump garbage, what is Jason Miller, the campaign advisor, what is his bright idea? 0.99
04:41:57.000 Hey Trump, wouldn't it be funny if you dressed up like a garbage man and got in a garbage truck? 0.99
04:42:05.000 No. 0.99
04:42:06.000 That's a terrible idea.
04:42:09.000 It's not funny.
04:42:10.000 It doesn't make sense. 0.99
04:42:12.000 You called them garbage. 1.00
04:42:13.000 They called you garbage. 1.00
04:42:15.000 Now you're gonna dress up like a garbage man? 1.00
04:42:17.000 Like, what's the punchline? 1.00
04:42:19.000 Are you saying we are garbage? 0.99
04:42:21.000 Are you saying you're gonna take the trash out like Puerto Rico? 0.97
04:42:24.000 It's unclear.
04:42:25.000 It doesn't really make sense. 0.98
04:42:28.000 The most logical explanation is you're kind of like owning it and saying, yeah, we are garbage. 0.82
04:42:34.000 And I don't know, again, that's not really funny. 0.89
04:42:37.000 I think it sends the wrong message. 1.00
04:42:39.000 So some fucking idiot, some retard on the campaign, like I said, some kitschy boomer like Jason Miller or Chris Lasavita said, hey, Mr. 1.00
04:42:51.000 Trump, you know what would be really funny? 1.00
04:42:53.000 What if you dressed up like a garbage man? 0.99
04:42:58.000 Maybe it was Trump's idea himself. 0.96
04:42:59.000 Who knows?
04:43:00.000 But that's like step one.
04:43:02.000 The Trump campaign takes something, again, that's like instinctively, organically good, and they make it kitschy. 1.00
04:43:09.000 They take something that's organically good and edgy and funny, something that real niggas are going to go, fuck yeah, they are garbage. 1.00
04:43:18.000 And they run away from it, and they run towards kitsch. 1.00
04:43:22.000 They run towards self-flagellation. 1.00
04:43:28.000 And they say, we're garbage! 0.97
04:43:30.000 And it's tacky, and it's kitschy, and it sends the wrong message, and it's poorly thought out, and it's not as funny as whatever they thought it would be in their heads the day before. 0.98
04:43:40.000 And then step two is that all of the retard grifter followers of the Trump movement, not the good ones, not the decent ones, not people like Spexo's dad, not people like, you know, if you watch the show and you support Trump, honestly, I don't care. 0.99
04:43:57.000 You know, if you're a fan of mine and you like Trump, listen, I get it. 0.99
04:44:01.000 And I understand.
04:44:03.000 I have my reasons.
04:44:04.000 If you support Trump, honestly, honest to God, I'm not going to try and talk you out of it.
04:44:11.000 I'm not going to rain on your parade. 0.99
04:44:12.000 But there is a cadre of Republican influencers and like Republican activists who And they exist to scrape money off of Trump, off of the GOP, off of this whole charade by doing stupid social media stunts. 0.94
04:44:34.000 Like, for example, you know, for every single year, they'll go, Hey Siri, who's Mohammed? 0.94
04:44:41.000 Mohammed was the prophet, blah, blah.
04:44:44.000 Hey Siri, who's Jesus? 0.79
04:44:46.000 I can't talk about that.
04:44:49.000 Hey, Twitter!
04:44:50.000 Siri says they can't say who Jesus is!
04:44:53.000 And they'll do... 1.00
04:44:53.000 Every year, it's some stupid fucking shit. 1.00
04:44:57.000 Like, every year. 1.00
04:44:58.000 Hey, Twitter, did you know if you Google who Trump is, it says felon.
04:45:03.000 But if you Google who Bill Clinton is, it says president.
04:45:08.000 Every year, they're doing some nonsense, like, attention-grabbing grift like that.
04:45:14.000 And they exist to do the kitschy, gimmicky.
04:45:18.000 They don't get it.
04:45:19.000 They're liberal. 1.00
04:45:20.000 They're female. 1.00
04:45:21.000 They're gay. 1.00
04:45:22.000 They're beta male men. 1.00
04:45:25.000 And there's like this collection of Republican grifters.
04:45:28.000 They thrive on scraping donations, think tank money.
04:45:33.000 You know, they float and cycle through the different organizations. 1.00
04:45:37.000 And it is these parasites... 0.99
04:45:41.000 Who opposed Trump in the beginning. 1.00
04:45:43.000 But whenever Trump wins, they are there to eat the crumbs that fall from his table.
04:45:48.000 They are barnacles that attach onto him.
04:45:51.000 And they eat organisms that attach to him as he sails through the ocean.
04:45:58.000 I don't know how that works.
04:45:59.000 Whatever.
04:46:00.000 They're like phytoplankton or whatever.
04:46:02.000 They're feeding off of him.
04:46:04.000 It's mutualism.
04:46:08.000 And this is the kind of person I'm talking about.
04:46:12.000 Trump will do something based.
04:46:14.000 People around Trump will do something based.
04:46:16.000 It's based because it's raw truth. 0.73
04:46:20.000 It points towards a red pill, which is like race realism or Jewish power, whatever. 0.96
04:46:26.000 And let's leave it alone. 0.97
04:46:28.000 Let's let it ride. 0.98
04:46:29.000 The guy called Puerto Rico a shithole, like, yeah, I understand it's a bad look. 0.98
04:46:33.000 You got to distance yourself. 0.98
04:46:34.000 But I mean, whatever, leave it alone.
04:46:36.000 But they can never just leave it alone. 1.00
04:46:39.000 The consultants, advisors, and managers have to come in, make it kitschy, gay. 1.00
04:46:44.000 They have to turn it into some humiliation ritual. 0.93
04:46:49.000 And then the grifter influencers jump in and they, because they're speaking the same, because the advisors, consultants and the grifter influencers, they're all the same types of people.
04:47:01.000 They're all women, gays, HR department types, beta male men, whatever.
04:47:08.000 They devour this stuff up and they become a part of it. 1.00
04:47:12.000 You know, that's how you get from Puerto Rico as a shithole to Trump saying this garbage truck is for Kamala and it's so bad to then they're all dressing up like garbage. 0.99
04:47:25.000 That's how you get from one to the next to the conclusion, which is this smug face at Daily Wire dressed up like a multiple Trump supporter women dressed up like trash bags. 1.00
04:47:39.000 That's how you get there.
04:47:42.000 It's like someone who is truly based would never do this.
04:47:45.000 Like, a real brown shirt soldier for the revolution would never do this. 1.00
04:47:51.000 A real brown shirt, fascist, Trumpenreich, loyalist, revolutionary would never dress up in a garbage bag and take a selfie making a stupid fucking face and say, look guys, we're garbage! 1.00
04:48:08.000 We're garbage. 1.00
04:48:08.000 Look, I did the thing. 1.00
04:48:10.000 Because that's what...
04:48:11.000 Women love that kind of stuff. 1.00
04:48:13.000 Women love to put on a stupid fucking outfit. 1.00
04:48:17.000 And they like to think about accessories and nails. 1.00
04:48:21.000 And then they love to take the dumbest picture you've ever seen, making the most obnoxious facial expression in the most obnoxious pose you've ever seen. 1.00
04:48:31.000 Women will like... 1.00
04:48:32.000 What is it the way that women pose? 1.00
04:48:34.000 The way they like bend their knees or they like put their ass out? 1.00
04:48:38.000 It makes me just want to, you know... 1.00
04:48:42.000 They'll make the dumbest face, make the stupid pose in a stupid outfit with the selfie, and they live for that shit. 1.00
04:48:51.000 They live for it. 1.00
04:48:52.000 They live for that.
04:48:56.000 You know, if you think about, like, you know, some people argue that humanity is about the universe becoming self-conscious.
04:49:03.000 They say that, you know, what differentiates us from everything else in the universe is the mind.
04:49:09.000 And the mind possesses consciousness.
04:49:12.000 And we are the universe, like, we consume energy to generate consciousness. 0.99
04:49:19.000 Women consume energy to generate Instagram photos. 1.00
04:49:23.000 Like, some people say you measure a civilization by how much energy it translates into intelligence. 0.99
04:49:30.000 Computation.
04:49:31.000 You know, harness the power of the sun and use it to create a trillion computers.
04:49:36.000 You know, a quadrillion computers. 0.79
04:49:40.000 Women exist. 1.00
04:49:41.000 Their function is to harvest organic matter and turn it into Instagram photographs. 1.00
04:49:49.000 To... 0.97
04:49:50.000 The same way that a spider weaves a web, the same way that a beaver builds a dam, a female will create a set. 1.00
04:49:57.000 They'll create an outfit. 0.96
04:49:59.000 They'll create a pose to take a picture and to edit the picture and post it on social media.
04:50:05.000 That is what they exist to do.
04:50:07.000 That is what their function is.
04:50:09.000 If we don't kind of like, as men, make them create babies.
04:50:17.000 And this is what she's doing right here.
04:50:20.000 Someone says she's so bad, though.
04:50:22.000 She's really not.
04:50:24.000 Is she bad?
04:50:25.000 Let me look up some other... 0.94
04:50:26.000 I'm not gonna look at her in the, you know, garbage bag. 0.97
04:50:31.000 Eh, she's kind of bad. 1.00
04:50:34.000 Eh.
04:50:36.000 She looks kind of like she has Down syndrome.
04:50:41.000 You see the way her eyes are like that?
04:50:43.000 You see the way her eyes are kind of far apart? 1.00
04:50:47.000 Is she Jewish? 1.00
04:50:50.000 Kind of like big nose. 1.00
04:50:54.000 Flat, wide nose.
04:50:55.000 Eyes are far apart.
04:50:58.000 Round eyes.
04:51:01.000 Kind of like a little...
04:51:02.000 little like Downs thing going on.
04:51:06.000 Yeah, she looks better in this picture.
04:51:13.000 Her eyes don't look that way in this one.
04:51:15.000 But her nose is too wide.
04:51:18.000 What is that nose? 0.70
04:51:20.000 The nose is too flat and wide.
04:51:23.000 She's pretty mad, honestly.
04:51:34.000 You guys are glazing.
04:51:35.000 She's mid. 1.00
04:51:37.000 She's not a bad-looking woman, but... 1.00
04:51:39.000 Oh, look at the husband. 1.00
04:51:40.000 husband what a chud. 1.00
04:51:51.000 Dude, they got one black guy. 1.00
04:51:55.000 That's crazy. 1.00
04:51:57.000 Oh my gosh.
04:51:58.000 This is what I'm talking about.
04:52:00.000 This is what I'm talking about, dude. 1.00
04:52:02.000 Look at this shit. 0.99
04:52:04.000 See, this is why I don't want to get married. 1.00
04:52:08.000 I also hate that smile they do where they put their tongue in between their teeth.
04:52:12.000 You know what I'm talking about?
04:52:13.000 They smile like...
04:52:17.000 They have their tongue, like, just between their teeth.
04:52:19.000 I hate that.
04:52:23.000 I hate everything about this photo.
04:52:28.000 I hate it, dude.
04:52:36.000 The thought of being at an event where this is going on, it's just like...
04:52:40.000 I don't want to be anywhere near that. 1.00
04:52:43.000 They're in some stupid themed outfit. 1.00
04:52:45.000 What if we all... 1.00
04:52:46.000 Oh, that's cute.
04:52:47.000 We'll all wear white socks.
04:52:49.000 It's cute.
04:52:51.000 We'll all wear white socks and oversized button-down shirts.
04:52:56.000 It's cute.
04:52:57.000 It's cute.
04:53:01.000 And they're all mid. 0.97
04:53:05.000 This one's hot. 0.73
04:53:07.000 Well, no, she wants you to think she's hot. 1.00
04:53:10.000 She's not that hot, but she's blonde and she wants you to think she's hot. 1.00
04:53:15.000 Yeah. 0.97
04:53:16.000 What's going on here, dude?
04:53:17.000 This is what I'm talking about. 1.00
04:53:18.000 Guys live for this shit. 1.00
04:53:21.000 They're all a little overweight. 1.00
04:53:22.000 They're all mid.
04:53:25.000 And guys are like, this is, oh man, we put the village to the sword for this.
04:53:30.000 Yeah, I don't think so.
04:53:31.000 Oh, and the cowboy hat.
04:53:32.000 That's awesome.
04:53:34.000 Oh, great.
04:53:36.000 Cowboy hats.
04:53:37.000 Awesome.
04:53:39.000 Oh, we got the Monochromatic, modern farmhouse.
04:53:45.000 That's very chic, very trendy right now.
04:53:50.000 I just can't.
04:53:51.000 Oh my.
04:53:55.000 Dude, I just can't.
04:54:00.000 Fitting song, good song.
04:54:04.000 The cowboy!
04:54:07.000 And the cowboy!
04:54:08.000 Oh, I'm a cowgirl!
04:54:10.000 Oh, man, dude.
04:54:13.000 Ugh.
04:54:16.000 Can't stand it, dude.
04:54:18.000 Alright!
04:54:19.000 Little hoedown!
04:54:21.000 Anyway.
04:54:24.000 Yeah, and I think she's mid. 0.93
04:54:25.000 I think you guys are just glazing. 0.93
04:54:29.000 Let's see what else we got here.
04:54:31.000 Did you see this?
04:54:33.000 Dude, is this even real?
04:54:35.000 I mean, seriously, is this even real?
04:54:37.000 This is MAGA, you guys. 1.00
04:54:38.000 This proud piece of garbage is proud to be one. 1.00
04:54:43.000 Fuck Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. 1.00
04:54:45.000 A reckoning is coming in six days. 1.00
04:54:50.000 Yeah, there's your Trump 2024, by the way.
04:54:53.000 Is this even real?
04:54:55.000 Like, is this real or is this AI generated?
04:54:57.000 This can't be real.
04:55:00.000 Like, this can't actually be real. 1.00
04:55:07.000 And the guy's gay. 0.93
04:55:09.000 I am a proud patriot. 0.99
04:55:10.000 American flag, gay flag. 0.90
04:55:17.000 JD Vance says he wouldn't be surprised if he and Trump won just the normal gay guy vote. 0.97
04:55:23.000 Yes, dude. 0.99
04:55:26.000 It's so cooked.
04:55:28.000 This is not based.
04:55:30.000 This is not Hitler energy. 0.65
04:55:32.000 You know, back when I used to work for Ye, we would always say, okay, but is it Hitler level?
04:55:38.000 You know, when I was working for Kanye, when I was working for Ye, and we were talking about running for president, we would always kind of look at our work and we would say, okay, but is it Hitler level? 0.68
04:55:50.000 Is this Hitler level work?
04:55:52.000 And we would say, no, it's not Hitler. 0.87
04:55:54.000 And we'd say, okay, we got to fix it.
04:55:57.000 You know, and Ye would call me up on the phone and he would say, get me a list.
04:56:02.000 Back in, like, January 2023, he'd pick up the phone.
04:56:06.000 I'd be driving around.
04:56:07.000 He'd pick up the phone.
04:56:08.000 He'd be like, hey.
04:56:09.000 He'd be like, what's good?
04:56:12.000 I'd be like, hey, what's going on? 0.81
04:56:13.000 He's like, like, could you, like, get me a list of, like, every Hitler policy...
04:56:23.000 And so I would be writing up, you know, he'd say, get me five of Hitler's most hardcore policies. 0.78
04:56:31.000 Get me five of Hitler's most agreeable policies, like his most softcore policies. 0.82
04:56:37.000 I said, okay. 0.91
04:56:38.000 So we build the five hardcore Hitler policies. 0.88
04:56:40.000 I'd send that, okay, now give me the five softest ones, the ones that are least controversial. 0.91
04:56:44.000 I said, okay.
04:56:46.000 So I gave him...
04:56:47.000 He goes, okay, now combine them.
04:56:49.000 Combine them and make them one.
04:56:50.000 I'd be like, okay.
04:56:51.000 So, I mean, this is how...
04:56:52.000 These are real phone calls, by the way.
04:56:55.000 This is how we would operate.
04:56:56.000 This is not Hitler-level, you guys.
04:57:00.000 This is not Hitler-level.
04:57:04.000 Okay?
04:57:05.000 When J.D. Vance goes on Joe Rogan and says, we're going to win the gay guy vote, and then some fat, gay, lumpenproletariat, untermensch... 1.00
04:57:15.000 Gets on and says, yeah! 1.00
04:57:18.000 I'm proud garbage! 1.00
04:57:20.000 I'm proud garbage! 1.00
04:57:22.000 It's like, guys! 0.99
04:57:24.000 Guys!
04:57:25.000 Guys!
04:57:27.000 What are we doing?
04:57:29.000 When Brett Cooper is wearing a trash bag and this guy is doing this, like, what are we doing?
04:57:37.000 What's the endgame here?
04:57:40.000 Here's his TikTok.
04:57:41.000 What's the TikTok gonna be?
04:57:44.000 I'm actually 19.
04:57:45.000 Going on 20 in September.
04:57:47.000 Why am I not getting audio?
04:57:52.000 I gotta turn on my volume.
04:57:55.000 I'm actually 19.
04:57:57.000 Going on 20 in September.
04:57:59.000 Hang on.
04:58:01.000 Why is it so quiet?
04:58:03.000 Can you guys hear it?
04:58:05.000 I'm actually 19.
04:58:07.000 Going on 20 in September.
04:58:11.000 Bruh.
04:58:12.000 Dude, this guy is 19?
04:58:15.000 That's honestly just sad.
04:58:17.000 You actually have to just feel bad.
04:58:18.000 He can't help it.
04:58:20.000 Honestly, this is unironically why we needed Jesus' sacrifice on the cross.
04:58:28.000 Because this is the wages of sin.
04:58:33.000 Some people are born.
04:58:36.000 It's honest.
04:58:37.000 And I'd say this with zero irony.
04:58:40.000 But some people are born looking like Chad Champion, and then some people are born looking like this.
04:58:47.000 He can't help it.
04:58:49.000 I mean, look at him.
04:58:50.000 You know, people say, you need to look, Max. 0.99
04:58:52.000 Hey, what the fuck would you recommend that this guy do, seriously? 0.92
04:58:56.000 People say, well, 99% of people just need to, like, take a shower and get eight hours of sleep and, like, you know, eat a low-carb diet. 0.98
04:59:05.000 Okay, now what do you recommend for this gentleman?
04:59:10.000 You think this guy isn't doing enough cold showers at 4 a.m.?
04:59:15.000 Yeah, jogging is not going to cure this.
04:59:18.000 Lifting weights is not going to cure this.
04:59:21.000 Well, there's things you could do.
04:59:24.000 What's this guy going to do?
04:59:25.000 Minoxidil?
04:59:26.000 He's 19!
04:59:27.000 He's 19!
04:59:29.000 Yeah, he could lose weight.
04:59:32.000 He could shave.
04:59:33.000 He could wash his face.
04:59:34.000 He could get his eyebrows threaded.
04:59:40.000 And then what?
04:59:41.000 I mean, what's really the hope for an individual like this? 0.99
04:59:44.000 And he's homosexual. 0.99
04:59:46.000 And he's probably a homosexual because he looks like that. 0.99
04:59:49.000 Like, looking like that and having some defective personality is probably what made him that way. 0.97
04:59:58.000 Or there's this reciprocal relationship.
05:00:00.000 Either way, it's like this is a person who...
05:00:06.000 It's just kind of over.
05:00:08.000 This is the human inequality we're faced with every day.
05:00:11.000 Some people look like, I don't know, who's an example of a super handsome guy?
05:00:18.000 Me, for example.
05:00:20.000 Some people look like me.
05:00:22.000 Some people are, but I'm not tall.
05:00:24.000 So who's even more handsome than me?
05:00:27.000 It's hard to imagine.
05:00:28.000 Who's taller than me?
05:00:30.000 Who's like a super handsome guy?
05:00:33.000 Paultown.
05:00:34.000 Keith Woods.
05:00:38.000 Who's like the best looking person in America first, would you say? 1.00
05:00:43.000 Maybe Zerka. 1.00
05:00:50.000 Yeah, Zerka. 0.76
05:00:53.000 Well, whatever.
05:00:55.000 Some people are born Richard Spencer.
05:00:59.000 Some They're athletic.
05:01:02.000 They're tall.
05:01:04.000 They're thin.
05:01:05.000 They're intelligent. 1.00
05:01:06.000 And then some people are born fat and short and bald and gay and ugly. 0.99
05:01:14.000 There's nothing they could do about it. 0.99
05:01:18.000 And that's just very sad.
05:01:20.000 So we need some kind of philosophy for these people, you know?
05:01:28.000 With these people in mind.
05:01:30.000 I can't tell if you're 46 or 24.
05:01:32.000 Bro's 19.
05:01:33.000 I'm actually 19.
05:01:34.000 Tragedy.
05:01:35.000 Going on 20 in September.
05:01:36.000 Tragedy.
05:01:39.000 Tragedy.
05:01:40.000 My son.
05:01:46.000 I want to watch more of his TikToks.
05:01:49.000 Let me watch more.
05:01:51.000 I'm actually 19.
05:01:52.000 Going on 20 in September.
05:01:53.000 Overflow my cup.
05:01:54.000 I want more of this content.
05:01:57.000 Dude, everything is like this now.
05:01:59.000 Log in.
05:02:02.000 Whatever, I guess we don't have any more.
05:02:08.000 Brother.
05:02:11.000 Brother.
05:02:14.000 So now you got Scott Pressler with his long hair.
05:02:18.000 Dude.
05:02:19.000 This is your Trump movement, guys.
05:02:21.000 This is your...
05:02:22.000 Yeah, this is why I'm not on board right now.
05:02:25.000 Part of it.
05:02:28.000 What do we do?
05:02:29.000 What is going on here?
05:02:31.000 Hey man, listen.
05:02:32.000 Honest to God, I really don't judge.
05:02:35.000 Get a haircut.
05:02:38.000 Lose some weight. 0.99
05:02:39.000 Act like a man.
05:02:40.000 You're a man. 0.60
05:02:41.000 Act like a man. 0.95
05:02:43.000 Cut the hair. 0.94
05:02:45.000 Change the voice. 1.00
05:02:47.000 Why are we trying to look like a woman? 1.00
05:02:49.000 Why are we trying to look and act like a woman? 1.00
05:02:51.000 You're a seven foot... 0.98
05:02:52.000 This guy's like seven feet tall.
05:02:57.000 And he's got long hair.
05:03:00.000 And he prances around.
05:03:02.000 Come on, brother.
05:03:04.000 Let's try and act like a man.
05:03:07.000 Scott Pressler has voted for Trump in Pennsylvania.
05:03:11.000 And then you get this guy.
05:03:12.000 Yeah, Scott Pressler will be the reason.
05:03:14.000 Okay, so what are these guys going to go and have a victory lap together?
05:03:21.000 Oh, and here we go. 1.00
05:03:22.000 The gay Republican retweeted Biden sees you as garbage. 1.00
05:03:25.000 Ugh. 1.00
05:03:26.000 Oh, I'm sorry. 1.00
05:03:27.000 The gay Republican, American flag, Israel flag. 1.00
05:03:31.000 Retweet if Biden sees you as garbage, but you're too busy voting for Trump to care. 1.00
05:03:35.000 And we have an Archie Bunker meme in the replies to boot. 0.99
05:03:39.000 It just gets better and better. 0.99
05:03:45.000 Gay Republican swag. 1.00
05:03:51.000 The gay Republican. 1.00
05:03:52.000 U.S. flag, Israel flag. 1.00
05:03:55.000 Gay Republican swag. 1.00
05:03:58.000 I don't even want to scroll too far. 1.00
05:04:00.000 God knows what lurks on that timeline. 0.67
05:04:05.000 So you get Scott Presser, you get this guy, you get the gay Republican Israel flag and bio. 0.80
05:04:11.000 Mazel Tov, BB.
05:04:22.000 Benjamin Netanyahu celebrates his 75th birthday in an hour.
05:04:28.000 Mazel Tov, BB. Awesome.
05:04:31.000 Awesome.
05:04:32.000 Too big to rig Trump 2024.
05:04:37.000 Dude, this is a campaign, man.
05:04:43.000 Bruh, Lucas Gage.
05:04:45.000 Then on the other end of the spectrum.
05:04:48.000 You got this.
05:04:49.000 Allahu Akbar.
05:04:51.000 Shukran.
05:04:54.000 As-salamu alaykum.
05:04:57.000 Why is it so quiet?
05:05:00.000 As-salamu alaykum. As-salamu alaykum.
05:05:04.000 Yeah, I don't know if that's really helping our case.
05:05:06.000 I love, I love Lucas Gage, but like, everyone's saying W. You know, I love Lucas, but it's like, I don't know, is this really necessary?
05:05:18.000 Is this really necessary?
05:05:20.000 Yeah, is that really necessary though?
05:05:23.000 I don't know you guys.
05:05:25.000 Kind of funny, though.
05:05:29.000 And then you get Tucker Carlson saying he got scratched by demons.
05:05:45.000 The presence of evil is kick-starting people to wonder about the good?
05:05:49.000 That's what happened to me.
05:05:50.000 That's what happened to you?
05:05:51.000 Oh yeah.
05:05:52.000 I had a direct experience with it.
05:05:57.000 In the milieu of journalism?
05:05:59.000 Nope.
05:05:59.000 In my bed.
05:06:00.000 At night.
05:06:01.000 And I got attacked.
05:06:02.000 Let's rewind this.
05:06:02.000 You think the presence of evil is kick-starting people to wonder about the good?
05:06:07.000 That's what happened to me.
05:06:08.000 That's what happened to you?
05:06:09.000 Oh yeah.
05:06:10.000 I had a direct experience with it.
05:06:15.000 In the milieu of journalism?
05:06:17.000 Nope.
05:06:17.000 In my bed at night, and I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs in the bed and mauled.
05:06:25.000 Physically mauled.
05:06:28.000 In a spiritual attack by a demon? 0.59
05:06:30.000 Yeah, by a demon.
05:06:32.000 Or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides.
05:06:38.000 So it left physical marks?
05:06:39.000 Oh, they're still there.
05:06:40.000 Yeah, yeah.
05:06:41.000 A year and a half ago.
05:06:42.000 Was your wife terrified?
05:06:43.000 I know you were.
05:06:44.000 I wasn't.
05:06:45.000 I was totally confused.
05:06:46.000 I woke up and I couldn't breathe and I thought I was gonna suffocate and I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up and they're very light sleepers.
05:06:55.000 And then I had these terrible pains on my ribcage and on my shoulder and I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms.
05:07:07.000 Come on! 0.61
05:07:07.000 And on my left shoulder. 0.61
05:07:10.000 And they're bleeding.
05:07:11.000 Get out of here.
05:07:12.000 Wait, they were bleeding?
05:07:13.000 They were bleeding, yeah.
05:07:15.000 They were actual claw marks.
05:07:16.000 And I sleep on my side, so I wasn't clawing myself.
05:07:19.000 I don't have long nails.
05:07:21.000 And they didn't fit my hands anyway.
05:07:23.000 But yeah, that happened.
05:07:25.000 That did not happen.
05:07:26.000 I'm not from a world where things like that happen.
05:07:28.000 I never heard of anything like that happening before.
05:07:29.000 I had no idea what that was.
05:07:31.000 I knew it was spiritual immediately.
05:07:33.000 You did?
05:07:33.000 Okay, that was going to be my question.
05:07:35.000 Yeah.
05:07:35.000 Well, I don't understand to this day.
05:07:37.000 I'm not going to put it...
05:07:38.000 You didn't try to refute the spiritual part in your own mind.
05:07:41.000 You went right into the idea.
05:07:43.000 Well, it didn't make any sense, and it doesn't now.
05:07:46.000 But I'm not from a, what do they call it, faith tradition?
05:07:49.000 This is just a lie.
05:07:50.000 That's just a bald-faced lie.
05:07:52.000 First of all, four dogs in the bed? 0.98
05:07:55.000 Gross. 1.00
05:07:57.000 That's fucking disgusting. 1.00
05:07:58.000 I said this the last time, because Tucker always said this. 1.00
05:08:01.000 He's always like, oh, I sleep with all my dogs.
05:08:06.000 Listen, listen to me. 1.00
05:08:09.000 If you sleep with dogs in your bed, you are a disgusting animal, okay? 1.00
05:08:15.000 You want to know why? 1.00
05:08:16.000 I have dogs, okay?
05:08:19.000 I have two.
05:08:21.000 My parents have two dogs.
05:08:22.000 Really, it's their dogs.
05:08:26.000 First of all, they're animals.
05:08:28.000 Okay, let's just, let's start there.
05:08:30.000 They are animals.
05:08:31.000 Second of all, you watch what they do.
05:08:33.000 They run around outside in the mud, in the dirt, with skunks and raccoons.
05:08:40.000 They go through the garbage. 0.99
05:08:43.000 They shit and piss in the yard. 1.00
05:08:47.000 And then they walk in the piss and shit. 1.00
05:08:50.000 They're walking in mud. 1.00
05:08:53.000 They're walking in their own poo. 0.95
05:08:54.000 They're walking in their own urine. 0.99
05:08:56.000 They're licking it all the time. 0.98
05:08:58.000 They're covered in this stuff.
05:09:00.000 And then they go in your bed.
05:09:03.000 That would be like wearing shoes in bed.
05:09:07.000 Like you obviously wouldn't wear shoes in bed.
05:09:10.000 That'd be like wearing muddy boots, wearing boots outside, and like jumping into a dumpster and looking for something.
05:09:17.000 Whoops, I dropped this in the dumpster.
05:09:19.000 That'd be like wearing big rubber boots, jumping in the dumpster, running around in the mud, and then jumping in bed with the boots on.
05:09:30.000 That's what you're doing when you sleep. 0.98
05:09:32.000 He sleeps with four disgusting dogs. 0.99
05:09:34.000 Really? 0.99
05:09:37.000 So that's one.
05:09:39.000 That's just disgusting.
05:09:40.000 You can't trust anybody that sleeps in a bed with their dogs. 1.00
05:09:44.000 You know, and he's like one of these very Anglo of him.
05:09:48.000 He's all about the country and the wilderness and everything, but that's just gross. 1.00
05:09:54.000 That's one.
05:09:55.000 Two, that didn't happen.
05:09:57.000 If you wake up with claw marks on your side, I don't know, maybe it's one of the four dogs that are in your bed.
05:10:05.000 I don't know, is it maybe one of the four dogs that are laying in bed with you?
05:10:09.000 One of the four disgusting dogs with claws?
05:10:14.000 And also, where are the pictures?
05:10:18.000 If you wake up with blood drawn and scratch marks up and down your side, you wouldn't take pictures of that? 0.93
05:10:28.000 That's ridiculous. 0.88
05:10:29.000 Of course you would take pictures. 0.98
05:10:32.000 If you got lifted up into the air by a poltergeist and thrown against the wall with bruises, would you be like, no, trust me, bro.
05:10:45.000 No, you would take a picture.
05:10:48.000 Wouldn't you do some paranormal activity thing?
05:10:51.000 Wouldn't you film it in your bedroom?
05:10:55.000 Bro's like, yeah, I woke up.
05:10:57.000 Apparently a demon materialized in the real world.
05:11:02.000 A being with form but no substance materialized in my bedroom last night, even though I'm not a Christian.
05:11:11.000 And physically attacked me, clawed me with his demon claws.
05:11:16.000 There was no other possibility.
05:11:18.000 And I woke up and I said, that's weird.
05:11:20.000 And then I just went about.
05:11:21.000 I wasn't afraid and I went about my life.
05:11:23.000 Oh, okay.
05:11:26.000 And don't get me wrong.
05:11:28.000 This has been documented, but it happens to like the most pious priests that have ever lived.
05:11:34.000 Like Padre Pio, it happened to him.
05:11:37.000 But he was practically a saint.
05:11:39.000 Well, he was.
05:11:40.000 He could bilocate.
05:11:41.000 He could appear to people in two places at the same time.
05:11:47.000 And they talked about how he would be attacked by demons.
05:11:51.000 So I do believe people were attacked by demons.
05:11:54.000 I don't think Republican news show hosts are attacked by demons.
05:12:00.000 And if they are, I think they document it.
05:12:03.000 So that's just like totally insane.
05:12:06.000 I don't even believe that for one second.
05:12:08.000 That talks about things like that or even acknowledges their existence.
05:12:12.000 Like there's nothing like that.
05:12:13.000 I've never heard anybody say anything like that in my whole life.
05:12:16.000 What was the next day like?
05:12:17.000 I'm going to start carving.
05:12:18.000 Well, the next morning I woke up and I thought that was the weirdest dream I've ever had.
05:12:22.000 And then I saw blood on my sheets and I realized that was not a dream at all.
05:12:26.000 I was like, oh, my assistant was like the only evangelical Christian I know, you know, well enough to call with something bizarre like that.
05:12:32.000 Why'd you call an evangelical, not a Catholic?
05:12:35.000 And she said, oh, yeah, no, no, that happens.
05:12:38.000 Yeah, people are attacked in their bed by demons.
05:12:40.000 What?!
05:12:41.000 What are you even talking about?
05:12:44.000 So I'm not leaving anything out and I'm not pretending to understand that I can only say what happened to me.
05:12:54.000 This is hard.
05:12:54.000 And then I was seized with this very intense desire to read the Bible, which I then started without any study aids or anything.
05:13:04.000 I bought a Bible that didn't have any.
05:13:06.000 I'm not interested in editorializing in the Bible.
05:13:08.000 I just want to read it and see what's in there myself.
05:13:10.000 I have very low levels of trust for Christian pastors, most of whom, you know, I'm just not a fan at all. 0.88
05:13:16.000 Wait a second.
05:13:18.000 How old is Tucker?
05:13:20.000 Tucker's like 55.
05:13:22.000 Well, I wanted to see what was in the Bible.
05:13:24.000 You don't know?
05:13:25.000 You've never read the Bible?
05:13:29.000 I understand if you're like...
05:13:31.000 I understand people that haven't read the Bible.
05:13:33.000 You're a 50-year-old Republican journalist?
05:13:40.000 You've never read the Bible?
05:13:41.000 You're a 50-year-old Republican journalist?
05:13:44.000 You've worked in news media your entire adult life for 35 years...
05:13:52.000 Well, I wanted to check out the Bible.
05:13:55.000 Like it's the wire. 0.77
05:13:57.000 Like it's a TV show.
05:13:58.000 I want to see what all the fuss was about.
05:14:01.000 I started watching Walking Dead.
05:14:02.000 I finally got it.
05:14:03.000 It's the Bible.
05:14:05.000 You're a journalist.
05:14:06.000 You're an American journalist.
05:14:10.000 You're a conservative Republican American journalist.
05:14:14.000 You say Israel is your favorite country.
05:14:19.000 You've been to Israel multiple times where Christ lived.
05:14:25.000 And at the age of 50-something, because he says this was a couple years ago, he decides, I think I'm going to learn what's actually in this thing.
05:14:32.000 I think I'm going to crack this thing open.
05:14:34.000 He didn't have one.
05:14:36.000 He had to go and acquire one.
05:14:38.000 I did that in college.
05:14:39.000 I did that when I was 18.
05:14:42.000 When I was 18, I said, I think I'm going to figure out what's in the Bible.
05:14:46.000 When I started Boston University.
05:14:49.000 And I think that's probably pretty typical.
05:14:51.000 I think if you're an intelligent person, you start looking at the Bible or the Quran or philosophy.
05:14:57.000 I mean, you start searching at an early age.
05:15:00.000 I think anyone would say that.
05:15:03.000 And I'm sorry to say that.
05:15:04.000 I'm not going to cut myself.
05:15:05.000 That's how I feel.
05:15:06.000 And so I just didn't...
05:15:07.000 I don't want to hear other people's opinions.
05:15:09.000 I just want to see what's in there.
05:15:10.000 And so I spent a year and a half reading it, and then I started rereading it.
05:15:13.000 And it was a transformative experience for me, but I'm not...
05:15:18.000 You know, holding myself out as someone from whom you can get theological advice because I'm not.
05:15:23.000 Sure, of course.
05:15:23.000 I don't know.
05:15:24.000 I don't understand any of it.
05:15:25.000 But yeah, that happened to me.
05:15:26.000 You think God allowed the demon?
05:15:28.000 I have no idea what happened.
05:15:29.000 All I know is I was dead asleep with my wife and dogs and I woke up with claw marks on my ribcage underneath my arms.
05:15:38.000 And it didn't even make sense.
05:15:39.000 My arms went...
05:15:40.000 Anyway, whatever.
05:15:40.000 I'm not...
05:15:41.000 No one has to believe me.
05:15:42.000 I don't care.
05:15:43.000 But that happened to me.
05:15:44.000 And so I just was like, wow, that...
05:15:48.000 There we go.
05:15:49.000 Whatever that is, I'm not sure what it is.
05:15:49.000 That's real.
05:15:52.000 It's very real.
05:15:53.000 And so then that presence of that evil launches something.
05:15:57.000 This is not going to be clean.
05:15:59.000 It's not going to be a clean job. 0.99
05:16:02.000 That is the most bullshit story I've ever heard in my entire life. 1.00
05:16:09.000 Everything about that story was fake. 1.00
05:16:12.000 No pictures.
05:16:13.000 He woke up with scratch marks after sleeping with four domesticated animals and assumed immediately, oh, it was demons.
05:16:21.000 It was supernatural demons.
05:16:24.000 It wasn't one out of four of the wild, or I should say domesticated animals sleeping inside the bed.
05:16:33.000 Didn't take a picture.
05:16:36.000 And then...
05:16:39.000 After all, let me get this bucket.
05:16:40.000 I have a bucket for the guts.
05:16:42.000 Then, after, again, assuming it was demons, he takes no pictures.
05:16:55.000 And then, this is the best part, says, I'm going to pick up a Bible for the first time in my adult life.
05:17:04.000 I think it's time.
05:17:05.000 Yeah, you know, I think it's time to read the Bible now.
05:17:11.000 And you know what?
05:17:12.000 Like, whatever.
05:17:14.000 On some level, you might be tempted to say, like, whatever.
05:17:18.000 Everybody gets there in their own time.
05:17:20.000 On the other hand, you might say, doesn't that kind of tell you something about him?
05:17:24.000 That he, you know, is having this big Christian epiphany right now?
05:17:29.000 Like, so who is Tucker for the last 35 years?
05:17:32.000 Someone who had no interest in Christianity at all?
05:17:35.000 How do you scoop it out? 0.84
05:17:36.000 With your hand or with a spoon?
05:17:40.000 And basically, here's the thing.
05:17:42.000 I think that is a fake story.
05:17:48.000 And I think it's actually malicious.
05:17:50.000 I think it's a fake story that he made up for gullible...
05:17:56.000 Christians to watch his show. 0.55
05:17:58.000 I think that this new class of truthers and skeptics and mystics, I think that their audience has a willingness to believe. 0.90
05:18:11.000 Their audience has a very low standard for what they will accept if it's coming from a particular source.
05:18:19.000 So if it's Tucker or if it's...
05:18:21.000 All you have to do is say the magic words and suddenly you're a guru...
05:18:27.000 And I think that, you know, maybe some of them it's legit, but I think people like Tucker, it's totally self-conscious what they're doing.
05:18:35.000 Has Nick ever carved a pumpkin before?
05:18:37.000 I have, but I don't know how to do it.
05:18:39.000 I don't know how to do it the right way.
05:18:40.000 You scrape the wall with the spoon, then scoop it out with your hands.
05:18:43.000 All right, I'll try that.
05:18:45.000 Let me get the paper towels going here. 1.00
05:18:47.000 This is going to be messy. 0.99
05:18:50.000 Shit, I should not. 1.00
05:18:51.000 I shouldn't just be flinging this shit everywhere. 1.00
05:18:55.000 Um... 0.99
05:18:59.000 Anyway, should I keep the, I guess I should keep the head separate.
05:19:06.000 Put this over here.
05:19:09.000 But yeah, so I think this Tucker, I think he's just cynically exploiting the zeitgeist right now, which is, you know, this kind of mystical stuff.
05:19:27.000 You know, there's an appetite now for this talk about demons and aliens and, you know, the truth.
05:19:34.000 And I think people like Tucker invent these stories so people go, whoa.
05:19:38.000 Like, I don't think even he believes one word in that story.
05:19:42.000 And if he hasn't opened up the Bible until this point, you know, it kind of says something about what he's about.
05:19:50.000 Why don't we watch this?
05:19:51.000 This is kind of interesting.
05:19:52.000 this Trump documentary.
05:19:59.000 So how much do I scrape off?
05:20:02.000 All of it?
05:20:03.000 I mean, what's...
05:20:04.000 I guess I don't really understand the anatomy of a pumpkin.
05:20:15.000 So you scrape it, you pull it, then you carve it.
05:20:19.000 Yeah?
05:20:30.000 Did you go to a pumpkin patch?
05:20:32.000 I did.
05:20:34.000 The president is about 90 minutes away.
05:20:37.000 We're outside of Pittsburgh right now.
05:20:39.000 The president gets here in an hour.
05:20:41.000 There's a malfunction with the flag.
05:20:43.000 The team here is doing a great job of trying to fix the flag immediately before the president arrives and walks on the stage from right here.
05:20:53.000 How are you going to fix the flag?
05:20:54.000 We're going to have to lower these to noon until it flicks down.
05:20:58.000 David Cormac just had everyone say, fix that flag.
05:21:01.000 We get the flag fixed in and out.
05:21:08.000 We're going to get the flag unpacked.
05:21:09.000 We're going to swing it over, lower it behind the people, wearing the hands on it and make it manageable.
05:21:14.000 Get it straight down, cable it back up.
05:21:16.000 This is really tough.
05:21:16.000 Why is this part of the documentary?
05:21:18.000 We can't make it happen by the time it gets here.
05:21:20.000 We'll make it happen.
05:21:21.000 Keep it off that power line. 0.86
05:21:29.000 Keep it off the crowd.
05:21:30.000 This is riveting little subplot.
05:21:34.000 Riveting little subplot.
05:21:36.000 A lot of stunts.
05:21:38.000 Are they gonna be able to untangle this flag in time for the big rally? - We got her flipped over and we got it.
05:21:47.000 - Video's too loud.
05:21:49.000 I'll turn it down in a sec.
05:21:51.000 Is that better?
05:22:07.000 *Squeak* Alright.
05:22:23.000 *Squeak* Hope I'm not scraping too much out here.
05:22:39.000 Oh, you scared me.
05:22:41.000 Thank you.
05:22:43.000 You're really melting this.
05:22:55.000 You're really melting this.
05:23:07.000 Hm.
05:23:09.000 When liberals attacked.
05:23:10.000 Tell me a little bit about how you're preparing for the debate.
05:23:26.000 What's your strategy?
05:23:27.000 Well, this is really the best strategy right here.
05:23:29.000 We have all these people screaming questions, and I look forward to the debate.
05:23:33.000 We just did faith and freedom, as you know, in D.C., and now we're here for a big rally about 10 minutes away at the Temple Arena.
05:23:40.000 This is tough.
05:23:41.000 This is hard.
05:23:41.000 It's an honor.
05:23:42.000 You know, when you go to these urban areas specifically, what is the game plan?
05:23:45.000 It's no game plan.
05:23:46.000 It's just there's a lot of love.
05:23:47.000 You know, they want hope.
05:23:48.000 The people need hope.
05:23:50.000 I go out, I see the greatest people.
05:23:52.000 So we're in the middle of a pretty rough area, and it's a love fest.
05:23:56.000 It's incredible.
05:23:56.000 You see that?
05:23:57.000 They want hope.
05:23:58.000 They want to have a future.
05:24:00.000 Listen to the person.
05:24:01.000 Have you ever seen him at first?
05:24:03.000 Nah.
05:24:04.000 Nah, I've never seen him at first before.
05:24:07.000 And he better become president or I'm moving out of the country.
05:24:10.000 So you're on the plane, right?
05:24:12.000 What are you guys talking about?
05:24:14.000 Making America great again.
05:24:16.000 Do you think he's going to win?
05:24:17.000 For sure.
05:24:19.000 When did you start supporting Donald Trump?
05:24:22.000 I got out of high school to really understand the real world.
05:24:28.000 Did you vote for him in 2016?
05:24:30.000 In 2020?
05:24:30.000 Yes.
05:24:31.000 Yeah.
05:24:32.000 And you're going to vote for him again?
05:24:34.000 Yeah.
05:24:34.000 Do you think Biden's a worthy competitor for the debate?
05:24:36.000 I think Biden is the worst president in the history of our country.
05:24:40.000 That's right, president!
05:24:43.000 What do you think of Joe Biden?
05:24:47.000 Trump.
05:24:48.000 We're voting for Trump.
05:24:50.000 Who do you like as VP? We're leading in Virginia.
05:25:00.000 We're leading in Minnesota.
05:25:01.000 That one hasn't been won since 1972.
05:25:04.000 Who's the vice president pick that you're going to choose?
05:25:07.000 We have a lot of them.
05:25:08.000 Who do you like?
05:25:09.000 Who do you like?
05:25:09.000 There were so many different answers.
05:25:10.000 We have a lot of good ones.
05:25:11.000 I'll be announcing it right around the time of the convention.
05:25:15.000 I look forward to the debate, but the debate's not the big deal.
05:25:18.000 deal.
05:25:18.000 The big deal is, what have you done?
05:25:20.000 By the way, no taxes.
05:25:21.000 Making progress. Making progress. Making progress.
05:25:36.000 I think I was carving up the wall.
05:25:38.000 Is that what you're supposed to do?
05:25:44.000 Sources tell NBC News the focus has been on three top contenders, each with a history of being critical of Trump.
05:25:50.000 Feeling confident before the debate?
05:25:56.000 I don't know, but I think we're going to do this.
05:25:58.000 CNN. What do you think of that?
05:26:01.000 Well, you got three on one.
05:26:03.000 Yeah.
05:26:04.000 But that's alright.
05:26:05.000 We got it before, right?
05:26:06.000 My hand's getting all jazzed up in here. -
05:26:06.000 That's true.
05:26:25.000 Seven exactly.
05:26:45.000 - Yes sir.
05:26:45.000 I'm going to have to remove every seat individually.
05:26:54.000 That's a beautiful crowd.
05:26:55.000 A lot of energy.
05:26:56.000 You think Biden could do this?
05:26:58.000 I don't think so.
05:27:03.000 Play this thing down a little bit, yeah.
05:27:10.000 No, the best is really great.
05:27:12.000 But we have a lot of them.
05:27:14.000 And Elvis.
05:27:15.000 And all Elf.
05:27:17.000 We got a lot of them.
05:27:19.000 James Brown thought we were our best energy now.
05:27:22.000 Okay, we're almost done with this.
05:27:31.000 Because if you knew what you were doing, you'd never do it, right?
05:27:36.000 You'll start fading in 15 seconds, alright?
05:27:40.000 Let's wrap it down.
05:27:43.000 30 seconds.
05:27:44.000 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the next president of the United States, President please welcome the next president of the United States, President Donald Trump.
05:28:04.000 I love the world to sound like that.
05:28:29.000 I love the world to sound like that.
05:28:31.000 I'm kind of scared.
05:28:34.000 I won't forget the man who died Next to you and defenders to today Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
05:29:05.000 God bless Alright. 0.99
05:29:19.000 Dude, this documentary sucks. 0.99
05:29:21.000 Ten minutes in, it's like nothing even happened. 0.99
05:29:23.000 We have time.
05:29:27.000 Content is lacking.
05:29:30.000 Huge.
05:29:31.000 Huge difference in four years ago.
05:29:33.000 100%.
05:29:34.000 No other problem.
05:29:38.000 Great job, everybody.
05:29:42.000 Kind of cool seeing him get in the car.
05:29:44.000 Except Marco.
05:29:46.000 Georgia, a key battleground state in the race for the White House.
05:29:50.000 The current U.S. president will debate the former U.S. presidents, a first in American history.
05:29:56.000 This is a pivotal moment between President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump in their rematch for the nation's highest office.
05:30:07.000 On my drive here, I saw throngs of people supporting Donald Trump.
05:30:16.000 I saw a handful of people protesting Donald Trump.
05:30:19.000 I did not see a single one.
05:30:22.000 Supporting Joe Biden.
05:30:24.000 We are so happy to roll out the red carpet because Georgia, Georgia is Trump country.
05:30:29.000 Former President Donald Trump touched down at Hartsfield Jackson International Airport greeted by a group of supporters near the tarmac.
05:30:36.000 The chair of the Republican Party in DeKalb County and we are going to vote DeKalb Red and we're going to vote for President Trump like you've never seen before.
05:30:44.000 You're going to make Joe Biden regret that he's standing there for an hour and a half.
05:30:48.000 You're going to eat his lunch.
05:30:49.000 There is so much energy here.
05:30:51.000 People are really eagerly anticipating his arrival.
05:30:54.000 People have been out here for hours.
05:30:56.000 They said they wanted to make sure that they secured their spot, and they got right up against the fence.
05:31:01.000 I don't want to watch this anymore.
05:31:02.000 I'm going to put on the J.D. Vance thing.
05:31:05.000 People are hungry to be proud of this country again, and that energy is, I think, something that Trump is bringing that nobody else.
05:31:10.000 That's it!
05:31:12.000 That's it.
05:31:13.000 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
05:31:27.000 That's how we'll go with Donald Trump.
05:31:28.000 We out here in Atlanta, landing streets, you know, streets voting for Donald Trump.
05:31:32.000 How do you think he's going to do with the debate?
05:31:33.000 I think Trump will obviously be victorious when the debate.
05:31:36.000 I just think it's great that he's out here showing people that he'll keep going in and, you know, stand up to the mob, you know what I'm saying, which is big.
05:31:42.000 A lot of people are starting to switch over, support Trump. 0.80
05:31:44.000 Trump's definitely got the black vote back. 0.87
05:31:46.000 Even the people over there, they confused, they brainwashed.
05:31:49.000 Black Lives Matter, they out here.
05:31:50.000 Black Lives Matter, as a saying, like, do Black Lives Matter? 1.00
05:31:53.000 Yes, organizations are a crock of shit, man, you know what I mean? 1.00
05:31:56.000 Joe Biden don't care about black people. 1.00
05:31:57.000 How many homeless black people do those people drive by to come here to hang these signs up today? 0.99
05:32:01.000 They drove by tons of them. 0.99
05:32:02.000 Immigrants is getting this money all day. 1.00
05:32:04.000 This is immigrants' place right now. 1.00
05:32:06.000 I hate that our money isn't going to homeless black people. 1.00
05:32:09.000 Trump's the only person out here that wants the economy to get good. 1.00
05:32:11.000 Not enough money is going to black people. 1.00
05:32:13.000 That's why I'm going for Trump. 1.00
05:32:15.000 They want to take that money from black people. 1.00
05:32:18.000 Brown people. 1.00
05:32:18.000 Get out of here. 1.00
05:32:20.000 And that's bullshit. 1.00
05:32:23.000 It must go to black. 1.00
05:32:24.000 It's the blackest people we can find. 1.00
05:32:26.000 We don't got to be afraid to wear our hats. 0.97
05:32:26.000 You don't got to be afraid of Rep Trump. 0.97
05:32:28.000 You don't got to be afraid to be proud that your president is trying to save your life.
05:32:31.000 You know what I'm saying?
05:32:32.000 There's no problem with that.
05:32:33.000 Well, the stage is officially set.
05:32:35.000 I think that's good.
05:32:39.000 I got to part that.
05:32:40.000 set to take place in just three hours.
05:32:42.000 Really doing a lot on this stream, man.
05:32:50.000 Gaming, now I'm doing this.
05:32:53.000 A lot of different skill tree activated on this one.
05:33:00.000 A monologue. 1.00
05:33:03.000 Women hate. 1.00
05:33:05.000 Women hate is doing really good. 1.00
05:33:06.000 I've just been shitting on women this whole past couple days. 1.00
05:33:09.000 It's doing really good. 1.00
05:33:10.000 Really good engagement. 1.00
05:33:12.000 I'm just tweeting like women suck in different ways. 1.00
05:33:14.000 I'm like, if Trump loses, blame women. 1.00
05:33:18.000 Women shouldn't have the right to vote. 1.00
05:33:20.000 Women prefer World War III over losing abortion. 1.00
05:33:25.000 It's like 30,000 likes each.
05:33:27.000 True.
05:33:28.000 You and Hopek are doing everything.
05:33:30.000 You're like a two-man band.
05:33:31.000 Yeah.
05:33:32.000 Move the cursor.
05:33:32.000 See?
05:33:34.000 How's it different now?
05:33:36.000 Oh, it's completely different.
05:33:37.000 Donald Trump is a completely different candidate. 1.00
05:33:38.000 You guys complain about fucking everything. 1.00
05:33:40.000 It's insane. 0.99
05:33:40.000 A breadth of knowledge, which he probably didn't possess four years ago, or eight years ago when we started this, that now is going to come out. 0.99
05:33:47.000 And he's ready for tonight.
05:33:48.000 He's ready to lay out his vision for America.
05:33:50.000 Donald Trump is president of peace.
05:33:52.000 If you want war to go the other way, if you want peace, I think Donald Trump's your man, and that's a big part of why he has my support as well.
05:33:58.000 I think people have come to realize that our politics was being run by people who even forgot.
05:34:11.000 Is it empty enough?
05:34:12.000 It was hardworking, everyday Americans.
05:34:14.000 Every country has rich people, every country has famous people, but the people that led this country are completely isolated and out of touch with millions and millions of hardworking Americans from all across the country.
05:34:24.000 And the priorities of our government were the priorities of white-collar workers living in New York who made a lot of money off globalization while, you know, the rest of the country was getting screwed by losing your factories and jobs.
05:34:36.000 He started back in 16.
05:34:37.000 Trump tapped into it.
05:34:37.000 He gave voice to it.
05:34:38.000 You know, he became senator in, what, 2012?
05:34:39.000 And I think the outrage over his candidacy revealed how to touch the establishment of both parties had become.
05:34:44.000 What do you expect from this?
05:34:46.000 Obviously, he's out to walk into the CNN studio, which might be more dangerous than when he went to North Korea.
05:34:51.000 So...
05:34:51.000 What do you think is going to happen?
05:34:52.000 Well, I don't think those external things are going to impact Trump.
05:34:55.000 This is the CNN presidential debate.
05:34:58.000 It's a matter of days.
05:35:00.000 He's going to be picking a vice president, potentially.
05:35:02.000 And, you know, there's a lot of people in this room that are under contention for that.
05:35:06.000 You're one of them, obviously.
05:35:07.000 I think we're good.
05:35:07.000 I think we're doing good.
05:35:09.000 Yeah, I mean, when do you take that call to come?
05:35:11.000 Well, I don't know.
05:35:11.000 That's his decision to make.
05:35:12.000 But the good news is he's got like 10 people to pick from that are all better than Kamala Harris.
05:35:16.000 All right, here we go.
05:35:18.000 I kind of defaced it by stabbing it too much.
05:35:21.000 And there may be people that aren't vice presidents that are in this room that are going to get a chance to serve in other positions in his administration that are critically important.
05:35:27.000 I think it matters who the Secretary of Treasury is, of energy, of state, Attorney General.
05:35:33.000 So the good news is we are blessed with a lot of really talented people.
05:35:36.000 And the Democratic Party's got Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
05:35:40.000 I mean, that's not very impressive.
05:35:43.000 Let's first change it, though.
05:35:44.000 Should we change it to Vance?
05:35:46.000 I feel like this isn't that good.
05:35:48.000 I'll change it to Javance on Joe Rogan and experience all right how are you sir Good, man.
05:36:02.000 How are you doing?
05:36:02.000 Very nice to meet you.
05:36:03.000 Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
05:36:04.000 What is it like running for Vice President of the United States?
05:36:08.000 How crazy is this experience?
05:36:10.000 It's pretty weird.
05:36:11.000 It's pretty weird.
05:36:12.000 You know, I was just telling you this earlier, but the first time that I've been in a public spot without Secret Service in the room is right now.
05:36:20.000 So I'm like looking around for these guys.
05:36:21.000 How long has it been?
05:36:23.000 It's three months, right?
05:36:24.000 So he asked me the Monday of the RNC convention, which I think was June 15th, And I really didn't know that morning.
05:36:31.000 I thought that he was probably going to pick me, but I didn't know for sure.
05:36:35.000 Probably 60-40, basically.
05:36:37.000 And so I had no idea.
05:36:38.000 I get the call around 1 o'clock at Milwaukee time at the RNC convention.
05:36:43.000 I'm hanging out with my kid.
05:36:45.000 Another one of my kids is in the other room asleep, because our kids are young, so they nap still.
05:36:50.000 And he makes this call, and he's like, hey, do you want to be my vice president?
05:36:53.000 I was like, oh.
05:36:54.000 Was it literally just like that?
05:36:55.000 Well, actually, what happened is I get a text message from a staff member on his team that says he just missed a very important phone call.
05:37:03.000 And I don't know, you know, because there's so much inbound traffic that I think it just went straight to voicemail.
05:37:08.000 So I call him back and I'm like, hey, sir, what's going on?
05:37:11.000 He said, J.D., you just missed a very important phone call.
05:37:14.000 I'm going to have to pick somebody else now. 0.98
05:37:18.000 You know, so I'm about to shit a brick here. 0.96
05:37:19.000 And then he says, no, no, I'm just kidding. 0.96
05:37:21.000 Obviously, I want you to be my vice president.
05:37:24.000 And the funny thing is, you know, my seven-year-old is in the background and he has no idea what's going on.
05:37:30.000 It's one of the good things about this.
05:37:31.000 He has no clue what's going on.
05:37:33.000 He's like, Dad, who are you talking to?
05:37:34.000 He's talking about Pokemon cards, right?
05:37:36.000 And, you know, Trump hears my son in the background and he says, well, who's that?
05:37:43.000 And I said, that's my seven-year-old son.
05:37:44.000 And he's like, put him on the phone.
05:37:49.000 And I'm just anxious for him to get this statement out, because in my mind, it's not final until the statement is actually out.
05:37:55.000 And he talks to my son, and he reads the statement that he is going to put out on Truth Social announcing that I'm the VP nominee of the Republican Party.
05:38:04.000 And he's like, what do you think about that, Ewan?
05:38:06.000 And my son Ewan's like, oh, that's pretty good.
05:38:08.000 That's pretty good.
05:38:10.000 He's like, I have no idea what the hell's going on.
05:38:13.000 He doesn't even know what that means.
05:38:14.000 Yeah, he has no idea.
05:38:15.000 And of course, I remember this story because in particular, the Madison Square Garden rally a few days ago was the first time that my son actually met Donald Trump.
05:38:27.000 I'm just going to do kind of normal, normal style.
05:38:30.000 Rally at MSG. And my seven-year-old really wanted to tell him a joke.
05:38:34.000 MSG. And he remembers this phone conversation.
05:38:36.000 And so he tells him this joke.
05:38:38.000 And Trump kind of chuckles, but also is probably judging me because it was a somewhat inappropriate joke for a seven-year-old to tell.
05:38:43.000 But here we are.
05:38:45.000 Well, that's the only ones seven-year-olds remember.
05:38:49.000 That's right.
05:38:51.000 Well, it's like, you know, I have a terrible language.
05:38:53.000 It's one of my many flaws.
05:38:55.000 But I was raised by my very working class grandmother.
05:38:58.000 And she was actually very, interestingly, she was a very devout Christian.
05:39:02.000 But she also had, you know, a language that would make a sailor blush. 1.00
05:39:06.000 And so I talked like that because I was raised by this woman.
05:39:08.000 Those are fun ladies. 1.00
05:39:09.000 Those are fun ladies. 1.00
05:39:11.000 She can make a sailor blush. 1.00
05:39:13.000 She's an amazing person, a huge personality.
05:39:17.000 We called her a force of nature because she was such this big personality.
05:39:20.000 But my wife's rule is, you know, basically he's only allowed to cuss when he's telling this one joke. 1.00
05:39:26.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
05:39:27.000 So he tells that joke all the time?
05:39:30.000 Exactly.
05:39:30.000 He says it 14 times a day.
05:39:32.000 Yeah.
05:39:34.000 Early on, I told my kids, you can swear in front of us, but just don't swear in front of other parents.
05:39:40.000 And don't swear for no reason.
05:39:41.000 Right.
05:39:41.000 Well, because they judge you, right?
05:39:43.000 How old are your kids?
05:39:43.000 The other parents judge you.
05:39:44.000 Well, the youngest ones are 14 and 16, and I have a 28-year-old.
05:39:47.000 But when my 14-year-old was 2, we were on a skiing trip.
05:39:52.000 And we were about to leave.
05:39:54.000 We packed up all our stuff.
05:39:56.000 But her helmet, we forgot to put her helmet away. 0.79
05:39:58.000 I go, oh, we forgot to put the helmet away. 1.00
05:40:00.000 And she just looks down at the helmet and she goes, shit. 1.00
05:40:03.000 There we go. 1.00
05:40:06.000 My wife is just like, oh my god. 1.00
05:40:08.000 It was so funny. 1.00
05:40:10.000 There's just something adorable about a two-year-old that doesn't know that you're not supposed to say shit. 1.00
05:40:15.000 Absolutely, man. 0.99
05:40:15.000 And just had that cute little face. 0.99
05:40:16.000 Well, I mean, my four-year-old, he was three at the time.
05:40:21.000 We were going because, you know, we live in Cincinnati, but I'm a senator, so we spent a lot of time in Washington.
05:40:26.000 And I was taking my four-year-old solo.
05:40:28.000 He was three at the time on this trip.
05:40:30.000 And we're on like a Delta flight.
05:40:31.000 We're in the back.
05:40:32.000 I'm kind of wondering because, you know, I've got bedhead and I'm thinking to myself, do any of these people know that I'm a senator? 0.99
05:40:37.000 Because I look like shit right now. 0.99
05:40:39.000 And I sort of get away with it. 0.99
05:40:42.000 I don't think anybody knows who I am.
05:40:44.000 And we're sitting there and my son drops one of those Biscoff cookies in between the seat. 1.00
05:40:50.000 And he looks at me and he says, Dad, well, fuck. 0.99
05:40:58.000 12 people instantly turn around and look at me. 0.99
05:41:01.000 It's like, oh, Senator Vance, your son has such colorful language.
05:41:03.000 I'm like, oh, my God, I'm such a terrible father.
05:41:05.000 These people are all judging me.
05:41:08.000 But you're right.
05:41:10.000 It's so cute.
05:41:11.000 It's adorable.
05:41:12.000 Yeah, it's so funny.
05:41:13.000 But, yeah, I got to do a little bit better about that because they're going to start judging me.
05:41:17.000 People need to relax.
05:41:19.000 Little bad words every now and then.
05:41:21.000 It's good for you.
05:41:22.000 I think it's good for you.
05:41:23.000 I think it gets a little steam out.
05:41:24.000 I agree.
05:41:25.000 It's good.
05:41:26.000 Was there any part of you that was like, do I really want this job?
05:41:30.000 Because it comes with so much.
05:41:32.000 It comes with not having the Secret Service in the room.
05:41:35.000 It comes with this enormous change of your life, this insane responsibility.
05:41:41.000 Everybody's watched presidents, especially, age radically, dramatically.
05:41:47.000 Everyone but Trump.
05:41:48.000 It's kind of amazing, yeah.
05:41:48.000 That's right.
05:41:50.000 Dude just didn't age.
05:41:52.000 It's so strange.
05:41:54.000 It's like it barely affected him.
05:41:55.000 Everybody else is like they're getting radiation sickness.
05:41:58.000 And he gets out of there and he looks exactly the same.
05:42:00.000 I can't wait to do it again.
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05:44:35.000 It really is amazing.
05:44:36.000 I mean, one of the first times that I sort of spent like a large amount of time with Trump was in 2021.
05:44:41.000 And I was thinking about running for the Senate.
05:44:43.000 So I was down to Mar-a-Lago talking to him.
05:44:45.000 And my initial reaction on seeing him was like, oh, my God, you look really good.
05:44:49.000 You actually look healthier now than you did six years ago.
05:44:53.000 Normally presidents age very, very badly.
05:44:57.000 Yeah, I mean, look, I definitely thought, okay, obviously this is a big thing, right?
05:45:01.000 I talked about it with my wife a lot because she was a working corporate litigator.
05:45:05.000 She's got a very big career.
05:45:07.000 She's much smarter than I am.
05:45:08.000 And we definitely, it was a marital conversation.
05:45:11.000 It's always a tough one because, you know, even though, yeah, I'm a senator, we're still pretty anonymous.
05:45:16.000 Like, do you really mean that? 1.00
05:45:17.000 Or is that just what idiots say? 1.00
05:45:20.000 Yeah, you'd have people stop and ask to take a photo or say something nice. 1.00
05:45:24.000 But most people, if you went somewhere, didn't know who you were.
05:45:28.000 Right now, it's literally impossible for us to go anywhere.
05:45:31.000 What's that shift feel like?
05:45:33.000 You're 40 years old, right?
05:45:35.000 It would only be logical that she would have your position.
05:45:40.000 Yeah, that's right.
05:45:41.000 That's right.
05:45:41.000 I mean, it's been...
05:45:43.000 I mean, look, in some ways, it's really nice, because people come up and say really nice things to you.
05:45:47.000 They tell you they're praying for your kids, they're praying for your family.
05:45:51.000 It depends on where you go, though, doesn't it?
05:45:52.000 Like, if you go through Brooklyn...
05:45:53.000 Of course, yeah.
05:45:53.000 Oh, no, sure, yeah, yeah.
05:45:55.000 Go through, like, the super woke, blue-haired parts of Brooklyn.
05:45:58.000 You know, it's interesting.
05:45:59.000 When we were in New York for the MSG rally, a few people saw me and flashed the Universal New York sign for We're No.
05:46:04.000 1, right?
05:46:05.000 So, you know, they like us even in New York City.
05:46:08.000 Wow.
05:46:08.000 But it's definitely weird to just not be anonymous at all anymore.
05:46:13.000 And that's taken some getting used to.
05:46:15.000 I think part of it is also...
05:46:18.000 Let me just give you an example.
05:46:19.000 So Sunday morning, this is the event in Madison Square Garden.
05:46:23.000 We had a morning.
05:46:23.000 We didn't really have anything going on.
05:46:25.000 I had a couple phone calls.
05:46:26.000 So we wanted to go for a walk with the kids in Central Park.
05:46:29.000 And normally, you walk out of your hotel and walk into Central Park and hang out with your family.
05:46:34.000 Now it requires, we have to notify Secret Service.
05:46:37.000 And so then they have to scope out an area where they can make sure that it's going to be properly safe.
05:46:42.000 And so instead of walking out our hotel room and taking a walk in Central Park...
05:46:45.000 We hop in a car and show up in some random part of Central Park that's 20 blocks away.
05:46:50.000 And then, of course, as soon as we get out, everybody's like, well, who the hell is this?
05:46:53.000 Because there are 14-car motorcade there.
05:46:55.000 So the lack of anonymity is definitely an annoyance that comes along with it.
05:46:59.000 But, I mean, I'm the kind of person where you just take the good with the bad.
05:47:04.000 There are a lot of benefits to it.
05:47:05.000 There are some downsides to it.
05:47:07.000 It's what I ask for.
05:47:08.000 I try not to think too much about it or complain too much about it.
05:47:11.000 I just try to accept it.
05:47:12.000 I think obviously if we win, which, you know, six days from now, I think we are going to win.
05:47:15.000 I think we'll have to sort of get into more of a routine with it.
05:47:18.000 My attitude thus far has been, well, it's only for a few months, so you can do anything for a few months.
05:47:22.000 Alright, the pumpkin is carved.
05:47:25.000 Is it difficult?
05:47:28.000 Was it pretty easy to just accept it like this is how life is now?
05:47:32.000 Well, you have to accept it, but it's not easy.
05:47:35.000 I mean, in particular for our kids, I really like to drive.
05:47:40.000 And 99% of the time, if we're in the car as a family, I'm driving my wife's in the passenger seat just because I like to drive.
05:47:48.000 And I think for our kids, getting used to, oh, we're not going into our car, we're going into this black SUV, and daddy's not driving.
05:47:55.000 Right, there's some other person there that don't know.
05:47:57.000 Right. 0.99
05:47:58.000 Or, you know, one of the first things that happened, we're back at our house in Cincinnati the weekend after the RNC convention, and we're sitting there watching some stupid show, Emily in Paris on Netflix or something, which, sorry, I don't mean to call it a stupid show. 0.88
05:48:12.000 I actually think Emily in Paris is a masterpiece, but set that to the side. 0.91
05:48:15.000 Bracket that one for now.
05:48:17.000 We're watching some show on Netflix, and you see one guy walk past your window, and you see another guy walk past your window, and it's just a secret service agent patrolling just little things like that.
05:48:28.000 Wait, wait, wait.
05:48:30.000 You recognize that your zone of privacy is very narrow, and that takes some adjusting and getting used to, and you know...
05:48:38.000 There are all of these small little adjustments, but by and large, honestly, I love our Secret Service detail.
05:48:43.000 Our kids are really into them.
05:48:45.000 They sort of see them as their police protectors.
05:48:47.000 Our seven-year-old, it's funny, he's in second grade, and one of his buddies, their parents came to us and said, do you know that the kids are playing this game in school called Boss Man?
05:49:01.000 Where basically one second grader will walk down the hallway or down the playground flanked by two separate second graders.
05:49:08.000 I would get all over my head.
05:49:09.000 Like they're playing Secret Service now?
05:49:11.000 Like they're playing Secret Service now in their school.
05:49:12.000 Oh, how bizarre.
05:49:13.000 So, like, on the one hand, that's really bizarre, and I hope that it doesn't permanently screw up the psychological development of my kid.
05:49:19.000 On the other hand, it's kind of funny, and you just go with the flow and you try to work with it.
05:49:24.000 Yeah.
05:49:25.000 I guess they're just making fun with it.
05:49:28.000 Did you have presidential aspirations before all this?
05:49:34.000 Is this something that you had considered about the future?
05:49:37.000 How did you approach this?
05:49:39.000 Yeah, I mean, it's one of these things when you're elected to the Senate and, you know, I'm a pretty young guy.
05:49:44.000 I'm the second youngest United States Senator right now.
05:49:47.000 You certainly think, like, is this something I might do in the future?
05:49:50.000 What does this look like?
05:49:51.000 What would you need to do in terms of getting your family in the right middle space and just making it happen?
05:49:56.000 But it's all very abstract, right?
05:49:58.000 It's not all that different from, you know, 10 years ago thinking about starting a business that I never started, right?
05:50:04.000 It's just Things you think about, but you never really think that hard about, right?
05:50:08.000 And that was kind of my attitude towards it.
05:50:11.000 I started to realize that Trump was thinking pretty seriously about making me his VP nominee probably earlier this year because he would ask me a lot about who I thought the VP nominee should be.
05:50:23.000 Oh, boy.
05:50:24.000 Trick questions.
05:50:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
05:50:26.000 And I'd give him...
05:50:28.000 And I'd give him names of people that I thought would be pretty good at it.
05:50:30.000 And a lot of the names that I gave him, he would criticize.
05:50:33.000 And I almost felt like he was inviting me to throw myself out there.
05:50:38.000 But, I mean, it's funny...
05:50:42.000 The morning that he was shot in Butler, PA, was the first time that he and I ever talked about it.
05:50:47.000 And now he joins the other pumpkins.
05:50:49.000 That was a Saturday.
05:50:50.000 Just thinking about it, I guess it was probably June 13th, because I think the convention started June 15th.
05:50:55.000 I go down to Mar-a-Lago that morning, Saturday morning, and I'm talking to him for the first time, because the media had always asked me.
05:51:01.000 I was like one of the shortlist candidates.
05:51:03.000 I kept on getting these questions from reporters.
05:51:05.000 Have you ever had this conversation with Trump?
05:51:08.000 Probably changed it up a little bit for Thanksgiving.
05:51:09.000 Well, Saturday morning that changed because I go down there and he's like, what do you think?
05:51:12.000 Why should I choose you?
05:51:15.000 Why should I not choose these other guys?
05:51:17.000 We just had a conversation about it.
05:51:18.000 Who else was in the running?
05:51:19.000 You know, I don't really know, actually.
05:51:21.000 I really don't know.
05:51:21.000 Don't lie.
05:51:22.000 Come on, man.
05:51:22.000 Look, I think that there were a couple of senators that were being considered, a couple of governors, a couple of former cabinet secretaries.
05:51:30.000 But you don't really know because when Donald Trump sat me down, I mean, he talked about 10 different people that he was thinking about naming.
05:51:35.000 And this was two days before he made this election.
05:51:37.000 So he's playing like a little, like, let's see how JD thinks game.
05:51:41.000 Yeah, I think so.
05:51:42.000 And, you know, he told me that he was talking to the Gardner at Mar-a-Lago about who the vice presidential nominee should be.
05:51:50.000 And that's one of, I think, Trump's sort of political geniuses is he talks to everybody about everything.
05:51:56.000 And I was like, well, what did the gardener at Mar-a-Lago have to say about this conversation?
05:52:00.000 Because this really directly impacts my life.
05:52:04.000 And, you know, he basically said, well, I think I'm probably going to pick you, but I don't know.
05:52:09.000 And I'm not ready to make a decision.
05:52:11.000 And then he looks at one of his staff members who's in the room.
05:52:14.000 He's like, actually, wouldn't it really set the world ablaze if we just made the decision today?
05:52:18.000 And so why don't you come up with me and we'll just do the announcement in Butler, Pennsylvania?
05:52:24.000 And I said, and of course, not knowing at the time what was going to happen, I was like, absolutely, let's get this over with, because I'm sick of not knowing.
05:52:31.000 Let's just get this thing over with.
05:52:32.000 And then he's like, ah, no, I'm not going to do it up there.
05:52:34.000 We need to prepare for it better.
05:52:36.000 So, look, I'm not saying it's going to be you, but I'm thinking very seriously about it.
05:52:40.000 Have fun.
05:52:41.000 We'll see after Butler, PA. And then, of course, I go back home to Ohio. 0.87
05:52:44.000 He gets shot.
05:52:45.000 You know, the initial reaction is I actually thought they had killed him because when you first see the video, he grabs his ear and then he goes down.
05:52:52.000 And I'm like, oh my God, they just killed him.
05:52:55.000 And I was so, I mean, first I was so pissed.
05:52:59.000 But then I go into like fight or flight mode with my kids.
05:53:01.000 I'm like, you know, all right, kids, you know, we were at a...
05:53:04.000 We were at a mini-golf place in Cincinnati, Ohio.
05:53:07.000 I'd grab my kids up, throw them in the car, go home and load all my guns, and basically stand like a sentry at our front door. 0.99
05:53:14.000 Holy shit. 0.99
05:53:15.000 And that was sort of my reaction to it. 1.00
05:53:18.000 Really?
05:53:18.000 Oh, really?
05:53:19.000 When Trump got shot, you went home and loaded all your guns and stood outside your front door like a sentry?
05:53:27.000 Does anyone believe that?
05:53:30.000 See, this is what I'm talking about.
05:53:32.000 Between, like, Tucker and Vance and all these, like, new people, like, I love Trump, okay?
05:53:40.000 I trust Trump.
05:53:42.000 I don't trust Kushner.
05:53:44.000 I don't trust Tucker.
05:53:45.000 I certainly do not trust Vance. 1.00
05:53:49.000 And they just make shit up that you know is fake. 0.99
05:53:53.000 You know that never happened. 0.99
05:53:56.000 But, you know, it's these, like, stories that were created for a focus group of hillbillies. 0.80
05:54:05.000 Oh, I wonder what these, like, rubes that like Trump...
05:54:08.000 What does a Trump supporter admire?
05:54:10.000 Oh, I know.
05:54:11.000 After Trump got shot, loaded up all my guns and stood outside like a sentry.
05:54:18.000 Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
05:54:20.000 They'll like that.
05:54:22.000 Does anyone believe that?
05:54:25.000 J.D. Vance, who, may I remind you, was a photographer in the Marines.
05:54:30.000 He was not in combat.
05:54:33.000 He did not carry a gun.
05:54:35.000 He was a photographer.
05:54:37.000 Look it up.
05:54:39.000 He was in the U.S. Marine Corps doing journalism.
05:54:44.000 Okay, he went to Harvard Law.
05:54:46.000 He ran a VC firm with gay man Peter Thiel.
05:54:50.000 And he's telling us, yeah, well, I loaded up all my guns because I'm a good old boy from Ohio, and I stood outside my door to protect my family.
05:55:02.000 Does anyone think that is a...
05:55:04.000 One's in the chat if you think that's a real story.
05:55:07.000 Two's in the chat if you think that's completely fabricated.
05:55:10.000 Like, 0% chance that actually happened.
05:55:13.000 Or anything close to it.
05:55:15.000 Yeah, maybe they went home.
05:55:17.000 And then their hired security stood outside.
05:55:20.000 Maybe their hired security guard stood outside.
05:55:23.000 Yeah, it's all twos.
05:55:25.000 Maybe your hired security stood outside.
05:55:27.000 You called the police.
05:55:31.000 I went home, loaded up all my guns and stood outside.
05:55:35.000 And Tucker Carlson.
05:55:38.000 Yeah, I woke up to scratch marks and it must have been demons!
05:55:45.000 And what are the demons?
05:55:48.000 Well, they're also aliens, too.
05:55:50.000 Aliens are real, but not actually, because the aliens are actually demons.
05:55:54.000 No, I never read the Bible until last year, but...
05:55:58.000 Give me a break.
05:56:05.000 And it's all of them.
05:56:06.000 That's the difference.
05:56:08.000 Trump is real.
05:56:09.000 When Trump got out there, he didn't try and be a tough guy or whatever.
05:56:12.000 He said, I'm really rich.
05:56:15.000 He said, I'm so rich, and you need a rich guy like me, because I know what to do.
05:56:21.000 He didn't, like, roll up his sleeves and say, hey, y'all, it's me.
05:56:27.000 I just can't with the schtick.
05:56:30.000 It's crazy.
05:56:31.000 I'll watch a little bit more of this.
05:56:32.000 Maybe I'll get out of here in, like, ten minutes.
05:56:34.000 It's been a pretty long—what have we been live for, like, five hours?
05:56:38.000 We did a lot.
05:56:39.000 We carved the pumpkin— Yeah, maybe I'll stick around for like 15 more minutes.
05:56:45.000 I really didn't know it was going to happen until Monday morning.
05:56:49.000 I didn't know who else was being selected.
05:56:51.000 I think it was all the names that people sort of see out there, right?
05:56:54.000 All good guys, like nobody I have any personal animosity towards.
05:56:57.000 But obviously, you know, here we are.
05:57:00.000 How much did you study the story of the assassin, the attempted assassin?
05:57:07.000 How much have you paid attention to it?
05:57:08.000 You know what, Crooks, or Cooks, or whatever the guy's name is in Pennsylvania?
05:57:11.000 I mean, I've read a fair amount about it, and it's pretty bizarre.
05:57:14.000 It's very bizarre.
05:57:15.000 It's bizarre they haven't been able to get into his phone.
05:57:17.000 Some more Halloween candy!
05:57:19.000 Don't mind if I do!
05:57:21.000 I thought they've...
05:57:21.000 Didn't they?
05:57:23.000 I thought they said they did.
05:57:24.000 Maybe you know better than me.
05:57:25.000 Well, maybe they got into his phone, but they couldn't access his encrypted messages or something.
05:57:29.000 I thought there was some deal where they haven't really gotten his communication yet.
05:57:34.000 I maybe haven't read it as closely as you have, so don't take that as gospel truth.
05:57:38.000 You probably have access to more information, but maybe you can't talk about it.
05:57:41.000 No, trust me.
05:57:43.000 There's nothing about this that I have access to information I can't talk about.
05:57:46.000 Well, there was a lot of weird stuff to it.
05:57:47.000 One of them is that where he lived was professionally scrubbed.
05:57:52.000 So they got there.
05:57:53.000 There was no silverware.
05:57:54.000 There's no silverware.
05:57:55.000 The place is scrubbed.
05:57:56.000 Right?
05:57:57.000 There's nothing.
05:57:57.000 Yeah.
05:57:58.000 There's no DNA, no hard drives, no nothing.
05:58:02.000 And how do you get that close?
05:58:05.000 I mean, do you shoot guns?
05:58:07.000 So I'm a pretty good shot.
05:58:07.000 Yeah.
05:58:07.000 Okay.
05:58:09.000 I served in the Marine Corps for four years.
05:58:11.000 An AR-15 from 140 yards away...
05:58:15.000 Even without a scope.
05:58:15.000 Chip shot.
05:58:17.000 He didn't have a scope, right?
05:58:18.000 I don't believe he had a scope.
05:58:19.000 But even without a scope.
05:58:20.000 Without a scope.
05:58:21.000 I've shot an M16 many times.
05:58:23.000 And an AR-15 without a scope.
05:58:25.000 There is no...
05:58:26.000 It is shocking that he's alive.
05:58:29.000 It really is.
05:58:30.000 I mean, I'm a person of faith, but I think it's a genuine miracle that that guy didn't kill him.
05:58:36.000 But how did he get so close?
05:58:38.000 There's a lot...
05:58:39.000 Notice how they always talk in terms like that.
05:58:42.000 It's always so revealing.
05:58:44.000 Like, would a Catholic ever say, like, you're a person of color?
05:58:49.000 I'm a person of color.
05:58:51.000 I'm a person that possesses color.
05:58:54.000 I'm a person of faith.
05:58:55.000 You're a Christian.
05:58:57.000 Anyone who is actually Christian would say, and he's Catholic, you'd say, I'm a Catholic.
05:59:02.000 I'm a Christian.
05:59:04.000 I believe in Christ.
05:59:05.000 I'm not a person of whom has faith.
05:59:10.000 I'm a person of whom possesses faith.
05:59:13.000 You mean you're a Catholic?
05:59:15.000 No.
05:59:16.000 Or what does that even mean?
05:59:17.000 A lot of really big questions that we should be asking.
05:59:19.000 Well, he was walking around the area with a rangefinder before the event.
05:59:23.000 And people were yelling and saying, this guy's got a gun, he's on the roof.
05:59:28.000 I'm a person of size.
05:59:30.000 I think it was a BBC reporter, somebody with an English accent who did the report on the ground with the guy.
05:59:36.000 You know, he's got a MAGA hat on and a Bud Light.
05:59:39.000 He's probably not a Bud Light.
05:59:41.000 He's got some beer and he's talking to this guy who saw crooks get on the roof and he's yelling at him.
05:59:48.000 It's an amazing clip.
05:59:49.000 He's yelling at him like, hey, he's yelling at police officers saying, hey, this guy's on the roof.
05:59:53.000 Go and get him. 0.69
05:59:55.000 And nobody responded to it.
05:59:58.000 And it's the whole thing is very fishy to me.
06:00:00.000 And I hope that we win and then get to the bottom of it because I think somebody clearly screwed up.
06:00:05.000 It doesn't seem like just screwed up.
06:00:07.000 Someone screwed up.
06:00:09.000 The excuse that the lady from the Secret Service had that they couldn't put snipers on the roof because the roof was sloped. 0.73
06:00:15.000 All of it is bananas. 0.98
06:00:17.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99
06:00:18.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00
06:00:20.000 And the miracle is Trump turns his head at the last second. 0.99
06:00:24.000 That's right.
06:00:25.000 At the very last second he turns his head to look at the chart and the bullet just grazes his ear.
06:00:29.000 That's right.
06:00:29.000 He's got a...
06:00:30.000 There's this stupid conspiracy out there. 1.00
06:00:30.000 People keep... 1.00
06:00:32.000 He's got a mark on his ear.
06:00:34.000 I saw it.
06:00:35.000 He has a mark on his ear and people are like, why isn't there a hole in his ear?
06:00:39.000 Because it's just the edge of the skin got hit.
06:00:42.000 That's all it was.
06:00:43.000 That's right.
06:00:44.000 It's the luckiest of luckiest shots ever for him.
06:00:48.000 Unfortunately, not for the people that are behind him.
06:00:49.000 It's the craziest thing.
06:00:50.000 Because a couple of people got shot.
06:00:52.000 And for anybody who thinks that that was staged, you don't understand shooting.
06:00:57.000 There's no way you can graze someone's ear from 120 yards.
06:01:01.000 Absolutely not. 0.88
06:01:02.000 You can hit them center mass. 0.85
06:01:03.000 You're not going to be able to graze their ear. 0.98
06:01:03.000 It's crazy. 0.98
06:01:05.000 You could kill them easily, accidentally, if you were faking something like that. 0.95
06:01:09.000 Well, we've all seen the graphics, right, of him turning his head. 0.99
06:01:11.000 And if he hadn't turned his head, that it wouldn't have went right through his brain.
06:01:14.000 And there was another one that went to the left side of him, right?
06:01:17.000 That barely missed him.
06:01:19.000 Yeah, that barely missed him.
06:01:20.000 And then, instantly, that guy's dead, and then they take ahold of his body.
06:01:25.000 He's cremated 10 days later.
06:01:28.000 There's no press conference.
06:01:29.000 There's no toxicology report.
06:01:32.000 No one talks about it on the news.
06:01:34.000 Right.
06:01:34.000 And when there's a school shooter, we usually have the person's manifesto out there a day or two later.
06:01:40.000 We know nothing about the motive here, which I think is the craziest thing.
06:01:44.000 Obviously, he's motivated because he hates Donald Trump, but you don't know anything about the secondary motive.
06:01:50.000 Man, it is weird. 1.00
06:01:51.000 The only time we don't get a manifesto is when they're trans. 1.00
06:01:54.000 When they're trans, they hide those manifestos. 1.00
06:01:56.000 That's true. 1.00
06:01:57.000 The Nashville Shooter, man.
06:01:58.000 That was crazy.
06:01:59.000 Have you ever read any of it?
06:02:01.000 I've read some of it.
06:02:02.000 It's pretty wild.
06:02:02.000 It's pretty wild.
06:02:04.000 And yeah, I mean, that guy...
06:02:05.000 And they decide that's bad for the cause.
06:02:06.000 That's right.
06:02:07.000 So they decided to cover it up.
06:02:08.000 And they decided to suppress it.
06:02:09.000 But no, the Nashville Shooter, I mean, just while we're on the topic, went in and murdered a bunch of children at a Christian school because he or she, like whatever, was motivated by some very radical trans ideology.
06:02:22.000 Yes.
06:02:23.000 And that is something we should talk more about as a country.
06:02:26.000 100%.
06:02:27.000 And they didn't...
06:02:28.000 If there's any other ideology that led someone to mass murder, you would examine that ideology very carefully.
06:02:35.000 Sure.
06:02:35.000 It was some sort of radical religion.
06:02:36.000 People would be, like, very concerned about that radical religion.
06:02:39.000 That's right.
06:02:39.000 And it is.
06:02:40.000 It's a radical religion of woe. 0.97
06:02:41.000 That's exactly what it is. 0.96
06:02:42.000 It's just weird.
06:02:44.000 Wokeism is a secular religion, guys.
06:02:46.000 You are so virtuous and so correct.
06:02:47.000 You're allowed to commit violence against these other people because they're the oppressors, even though they're children.
06:02:52.000 Well, you know these signs that are in super woke neighborhoods?
06:02:55.000 I'm sure there's plenty of them in Austin.
06:02:56.000 Like, in this house, we believe.
06:02:58.000 Science is real.
06:02:59.000 No person is legal.
06:03:00.000 You know what I'm talking about?
06:03:01.000 Okay, so I don't know your religious background, but I'm a convert to Catholicism.
06:03:05.000 I was raised Christian, became an atheist, came back to Christianity, got baptized Catholic like five or six years ago.
06:03:11.000 A person of faith.
06:03:12.000 And what is so interesting about this, in this house we believe, is it's so similar to the creed that you declare every day at a Catholic Mass, right?
06:03:24.000 We believe in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God.
06:03:29.000 And there's almost a similar...
06:03:30.000 Weird how he doesn't just use the words, right?
06:03:37.000 Weird how he doesn't say, oh, that's like the Nicene Creed.
06:03:40.000 That's like the Apostles' Creed.
06:03:42.000 That's like the Nicene Creed that we say at church every Sunday.
06:03:46.000 We believe in one God, the Father.
06:03:49.000 It's weird that all of it is just like a little bit off.
06:03:52.000 It's like that creed that we say every day at Mass.
06:03:57.000 We don't say it every day.
06:04:01.000 You say it at Mass.
06:04:02.000 If you go to Mass every day, you say it every day.
06:04:04.000 Maybe people say it every day.
06:04:05.000 We say it at Mass.
06:04:10.000 And it doesn't start with we believe in the Lord Jesus Christ.
06:04:12.000 We believe in one God.
06:04:16.000 I thought even people that take catechism know it better than people who are born Catholic.
06:04:22.000 So it's, again, it's like you could always tell.
06:04:26.000 There's always a tell when people are faking something.
06:04:31.000 Like with this person of faith thing and then, you know, this story about I stood outside my house like a century ago.
06:04:41.000 And then this, oh, it's like that creed that we say every day at mass.
06:04:46.000 We believe in, you know, the thing.
06:04:48.000 Like, you don't know the first words? 0.98
06:04:51.000 Cadence between the Christian creed and what these guys are doing with this hyper-woke stuff.
06:04:58.000 And then there's the rallies. 0.77
06:04:59.000 And then there's, of course, the various rituals.
06:05:01.000 And it absolutely is a religious faith.
06:05:05.000 There was this really interesting post that was, you know, I forget exactly who wrote it, but the title was Gay Rights as...
06:05:17.000 What was it?
06:05:18.000 It was like gay rights as religious rights, but the second rights was R-I-T-E-S. And it was a guy who was like a pro-gay rights guy, but sort of made the observation that when you get into the really radical... 0.99
06:05:33.000 This guy is 100% into some weird shit. 0.96
06:05:36.000 ...and stuff, you actually start to notice the similarities between a practiced religious faith and what these guys are doing. 0.99
06:05:45.000 And it's very interesting.
06:05:47.000 I actually met earlier with a friend who lives in Austin who's kind of a gay Reagan Democrat.
06:05:52.000 And he's a very interesting guy.
06:05:55.000 He's a fascinating guy.
06:05:56.000 He's one of the smartest political philosophers, I think. 0.56
06:05:58.000 How do you be a gay Reagan Democrat?
06:06:01.000 You know, I don't know. 0.99
06:06:02.000 It's just kind of easy.
06:06:04.000 What's a Reagan Democrat?
06:06:05.000 Well, I mean, he's basically like now what you would call a Trump Republican, but he's a political philosopher and he writes about economics, right?
06:06:11.000 That's sort of how I got connected to him.
06:06:12.000 I had no idea he was gay when I first met him.
06:06:15.000 But, you know, he... 1.00
06:06:16.000 Very interesting how they're all weird, isn't it?
06:06:21.000 All of Vance's political influences, people like Curtis Yarvin, you see who they hang out with.
06:06:28.000 There's like people like Pariah the Doll. 0.97
06:06:31.000 Isn't it weird how all the people in that NRX milieu, Peter Thiel, gay, Curtis Yarvin, data is Satanist, pays prostitutes. 1.00
06:06:42.000 They all hang out with trannies at Sovereign House. 1.00
06:06:45.000 Benjamin Braddock, gay. 1.00
06:06:47.000 I wonder which one of the gay BAP heads, Curtis Yarvin orbiters he's talking about. 0.99
06:06:51.000 Isn't it weird that they're all like that? 1.00
06:06:53.000 I'll never forget.
06:06:53.000 He sent me something like six or so years ago, and it was Elizabeth Warren when she was running for president.
06:07:00.000 And she was like, we stand for all non-binary two-spirit and all of the LGBTI+. Right.
06:07:10.000 It's crazy that that elicits laughter.
06:07:12.000 You know, the year's 2024.
06:07:15.000 And the fact that...
06:07:17.000 They have an extended acronym for it.
06:07:20.000 It's like enough to elicit out loud laughter. 0.98
06:07:24.000 You know how liberals have like LGBT? Yeah. 0.99
06:07:27.000 Well, you know how they have like LGBTQIA2+. Yeah.
06:07:34.000 That's hilarious.
06:07:35.000 He was talking about all the plus and she was kind of flying it.
06:07:38.000 And he sent me this text message with this Elizabeth Warren tweet.
06:07:42.000 And he's like, I don't know what the hell two spirit is.
06:07:44.000 We just wanted to be left the hell alone. 0.75
06:07:46.000 Yeah. 0.97
06:07:47.000 And I think that, frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if me and Trump won just the normal gay guy vote. 0.99
06:07:54.000 Because, again, they just wanted to be left the hell alone. 0.90
06:07:57.000 And now you have all this crazy stuff on top of it that they're like, we didn't want to give pharmaceutical...
06:08:03.000 Hey, man, we just want to be left the hell alone.
06:08:06.000 We just want to be left the hell alone. 0.98
06:08:10.000 Hey, man, I'm a Reagan gay guy. 0.98
06:08:13.000 We just want to be left the hell alone. 0.97
06:08:17.000 That's when you know you're a true Ohio populist.
06:08:21.000 I'm an Ohio populist from Appalachia. 1.00
06:08:25.000 Hey man, these homosexuals, leave them the hell alone. 1.00
06:08:29.000 Stay the hell away from them, man. 1.00
06:08:32.000 Dude, it's just like, this is what we get. 0.95
06:08:35.000 We get slop. 0.99
06:08:36.000 We get garbage. 1.00
06:08:39.000 The normal gay guy. 1.00
06:08:41.000 Because now... 1.00
06:08:43.000 What is considered normal, what is considered moral and conservative, the left won.
06:08:50.000 They have now been brought into the fold. 0.89
06:08:53.000 Now, if you are a gay male, and by the way, there's no such thing as a normal gay male. 0.81
06:09:03.000 There's no such thing as normal gay males where they get married in a traditional ceremony and then they go and they buy a house in the suburbs and they have two beautiful babies. 0.97
06:09:16.000 That doesn't exist. 1.00
06:09:19.000 It doesn't exist, folks. 0.98
06:09:23.000 Because they're all freaks. 1.00
06:09:26.000 And by freaks, I don't even necessarily mean that in a super pejorative way, but I mean all gay guys are extremely promiscuous. 1.00
06:09:35.000 All gay guys have 100 billion sexual partners. 0.99
06:09:40.000 That's all gay guys. 0.95
06:09:43.000 So what exactly are we talking about when we say that? 0.91
06:09:47.000 Even Peter Thiel. 0.97
06:09:48.000 Peter Thiel is about as discreet as you can be as a homosexual. 0.88
06:09:53.000 I mean, in terms of discretion, he got outed by Gawker, famously.
06:09:57.000 And he's very private about it.
06:09:59.000 He doesn't broadcast it. 1.00
06:10:01.000 And the dude's a fucking freak. 1.00
06:10:03.000 Like, he flies in people. 1.00
06:10:05.000 He has, like... 1.00
06:10:07.000 A harem of gay boys that he has sex with. 1.00
06:10:11.000 And it's weird. 1.00
06:10:12.000 And everybody talks about it that works in that circle.
06:10:17.000 So it's like, is your benefactor?
06:10:19.000 Because Peter Thiel, who is gay, gave Vance the $15 million to run for Senate, got Vance's start at the VC firm.
06:10:27.000 Is Peter Thiel an example of one of those people? 0.93
06:10:30.000 Because there's nothing normal about that.
06:10:33.000 But it's just like... 1.00
06:10:35.000 Once again, we've lost the battle and we're just saying, oh, now there's such a thing as, like, common sense homosexuality.
06:10:42.000 No, no, no. 0.97
06:10:43.000 He's a common sense homosexual. 0.99
06:10:45.000 He's a Reagan gay. 0.99
06:10:48.000 He's not one of those woke-tard gays. 0.99
06:10:51.000 He's a Reagan gay. 0.99
06:10:53.000 Like, are we serious? 0.99
06:10:54.000 Are you serious?
06:10:55.000 This is what Trumpism is about now?
06:10:57.000 At least be honest that it's Sodom and Gomorrah.
06:10:59.000 At least just be straight up about it. 0.99
06:11:02.000 But Vance, the Catholic.
06:11:04.000 Vance, the traditional Catholic. 0.95
06:11:07.000 I think we're going to win the normal gay vote of normal gays. 1.00
06:11:10.000 They don't want any of this trans stuff. 1.00
06:11:14.000 Products to nine-year-olds who are transitioning their genders. 1.00
06:11:16.000 We just want to be left the hell alone. 1.00
06:11:19.000 We just want to be left, and then there it is again.
06:11:21.000 We just want to be left the hell alone! 0.98
06:11:24.000 Hey man, let me just get my poppers and get the fuck out of here, alright? 0.96
06:11:28.000 Hey man! 1.00
06:11:30.000 Hey listen, Woketard! 1.00
06:11:32.000 Let me get my poppers and let me just get the hell out of here! 1.00
06:11:36.000 Leave me the hell alone! 1.00
06:11:38.000 Yeah, let me get a vape pen and some poppers and And let me get the hell out of here! 0.99
06:11:48.000 You stay out of my business! 0.61
06:11:49.000 Seriously? 0.92
06:11:50.000 I feel like the whole movement is homophobic, which is ironic, because they think that there's people think there's something wrong with being gay, so what you really are is a girl.
06:11:59.000 Yes. 0.78
06:11:59.000 And they think that a lot of this is being given, these thoughts are being given to gay kids. 0.78
06:12:05.000 These kids would just grow up to be gay men, and instead, you're getting them to convert their gender. 0.90
06:12:09.000 It's pharmaceutical conversion therapy, right? 0.89
06:12:11.000 And it's profitable, which is terrifying.
06:12:14.000 Yes.
06:12:15.000 Pharmaceutical conversion?
06:12:17.000 Bro!
06:12:18.000 How is this real?
06:12:22.000 So they're saying that trannyism is homophobic. 1.00
06:12:27.000 Hey, stop being trans. 0.98
06:12:29.000 That's homophobic because it's taking people who would be gay and making them trans and it's comparable to conversion therapy. 0.99
06:12:38.000 Chemical, because of course conversion therapy, that's what libschits vilify. 1.00
06:12:43.000 They say if you try to convince a gay person to stop being gay and instead be straight or chaste, they say, oh well, that's conversion therapy, that's very evil, we have to ban that.
06:12:56.000 This is like five-dimensional chess. 0.95
06:12:58.000 Being trans is actually like a form of evil Christian conversion therapy, but with chemicals. 1.00
06:13:05.000 It's wicked! 1.00
06:13:07.000 It's evil!
06:13:08.000 Once corporations, once pharmaceutical corporations have a pattern and a history of profiting off of things.
06:13:16.000 They want to keep profiting.
06:13:18.000 Big Pharma! 1.00
06:13:19.000 Big Pharma is killing our gay kids and making them trans! 1.00
06:13:23.000 Big Pharma is running chemical conversion there. 1.00
06:13:27.000 This is your brain on left-wing populism.
06:13:30.000 This is why left-wing populism is a dead end.
06:13:35.000 Populism that is not fascist is wrong.
06:13:39.000 Populism that is not fascist That is not pointed towards the cathedral.
06:13:44.000 That is not pointed towards the church.
06:13:46.000 That is not pointed towards the nation.
06:13:49.000 Always ends up like this.
06:13:50.000 And look, forgive me, I like people like Ian Carroll.
06:13:55.000 I think he's a great guy.
06:13:56.000 I'm going to collab with him actually soon.
06:13:58.000 But it's a perfect example.
06:14:00.000 That guy is pretty liberal.
06:14:02.000 A lot of populists are pretty liberal.
06:14:04.000 You think about guys like Jimmy Dore or whatever.
06:14:10.000 And everybody says, oh, the right and the left wing populists are going to come together.
06:14:13.000 So these like anti-government, you know, pro-weed, pro-gay, libertarian, maybe even like socialist types.
06:14:23.000 They're going to unite with the right-wing populists, the racists, native anti-immigration, anti-war, whatever.
06:14:32.000 They're all going to come together under this umbrella of populism.
06:14:35.000 Left-wing populism and any populism that isn't actually a form of elitism...
06:14:43.000 Because it always leads to just incoherent insanity like this, where you mix this broad skepticism of bigness, big pharma, big corporations, big government, whatever.
06:14:58.000 So you blend the skepticism of big pharma, which is just a word, with...
06:15:06.000 Being pro-gay or pro-trans or being socially liberal. 0.87
06:15:11.000 And you get this theory where it's like the Sackler family is leading the gay genocide. 0.88
06:15:18.000 It's like when they talk about a trans-genocide. 0.99
06:15:21.000 The evil big pharma is stealing our gay kids and making them trans through pharmaceutical conversion therapy. 0.99
06:15:30.000 It's like intersectional populism. 0.99
06:15:33.000 It's... 0.88
06:15:35.000 Again, if you don't have religion, if you don't have the nation, if it's not united under those basically right-wing banners, it's poison.
06:15:46.000 But that's what Rogan represents.
06:15:47.000 Rogan's not religious.
06:15:48.000 He's into ayahuasca.
06:15:50.000 He's into weed. 1.00
06:15:51.000 He's pro-gay. 1.00
06:15:53.000 I think he's even tolerant of trannies. 1.00
06:15:56.000 And a lot of people like him, but it shows that that mindset, I mean, Rogan, this isn't something that... 1.00
06:16:05.000 This is a real ideological conviction that he has.
06:16:07.000 He's argued it very strongly with Stephen Crowder and Matt Walsh about weed and about gay marriage.
06:16:15.000 It's not like this is some non-committal position he's taken.
06:16:22.000 No, this is an ideological conviction.
06:16:24.000 And people watch Rogan and say, oh, you know, I like what he says.
06:16:28.000 Yeah, you know, he questions everything, blah, blah.
06:16:31.000 They don't realize this guy's – and I like Rogan, but ideologically he is not with us at all.
06:16:36.000 And like just because we both are against war or both against capitalism in a certain way, it doesn't mean we're actually coming from the same place and that actually matters because that's how you get this – Absolutely.
06:17:07.000 stop.
06:17:08.000 And so right now, this has become a profitable venture that's scaled.
06:17:12.000 If you can look back from 2007 to 2024, there's way more of these air quotes, gender-affirming care centers.
06:17:19.000 And they're profitable.
06:17:20.000 And by the way, I don't even think, like, I don't even think, if you are pro-gay, I think you basically have to be pro-trans.
06:17:32.000 Because if the argument is that, like, there's no natural or moral law that governs sexuality, why would it govern gender expression either?
06:17:42.000 You know?
06:17:44.000 Like if you say, oh, men and men and women and women can sleep together, who's to say you can't change your gender?
06:17:49.000 What is the natural law argument against that other than they come up with something like parental consent? 0.59
06:17:56.000 And they say something like, well, you can become trans, but only at a certain age and only with your parents' consent. 0.89
06:18:03.000 It's like, but is that even really good?
06:18:05.000 I mean, if someone is convinced and brainwashed by their, you know, divorced mother that they're trans, aren't they just going to transition at 18?
06:18:13.000 Is that really better?
06:18:14.000 Some people say, you know, technically, strictly speaking, probably yes.
06:18:18.000 But is it really good?
06:18:21.000 Is it really much better?
06:18:23.000 You know, let's say a young male, his parents are divorced.
06:18:28.000 Mom convinces him he's trans.
06:18:29.000 He hears that his whole life.
06:18:31.000 He thinks he's depressed and anxious or whatever because he's not born in the right body.
06:18:37.000 What does he do when he's 17 with the parents' consent? 0.92
06:18:40.000 He becomes trans. 0.98
06:18:42.000 A tale often told. 1.00
06:18:45.000 And I would even argue consent falls apart.
06:18:49.000 You know, this whole consent theory is completely arbitrary. 1.00
06:18:52.000 It's totally stupid. 1.00
06:18:52.000 Consent for sex. 1.00
06:18:54.000 Consent for trannyism, whatever. 1.00
06:18:57.000 You are either Catholic or you are a hedonist. 0.98
06:19:00.000 I don't think there's a middle ground. 0.87
06:19:02.000 You're either Catholic or you're just picking, like, arbitrary positions...
06:19:08.000 You're kind of like holding arbitrary positions that, you know, just shy of what the Catholic position would be for reasons you don't understand. 0.85
06:19:18.000 Like everyone understands that women shouldn't be able to have sex at the age of like 14 or 15.
06:19:26.000 Everybody understands that, but, you know, what atheist subjectivist has actually an objective reason for why?
06:19:34.000 It's arbitrary.
06:19:35.000 They say something like, well, they can't give proper consent.
06:19:37.000 Like, well, okay, what does that mean?
06:19:39.000 And same thing goes for, like, obviously it's because we're designed for marriage and there's something predatory about people doing hookups with young teenagers.
06:19:51.000 But obviously it's very different with marriage.
06:19:54.000 The Catholic position is well fleshed out and founded in natural law.
06:19:59.000 And moral law and in Revelation.
06:20:01.000 And this, like, consent theory is this kind of half-handed, like, half-baked, ad hoc...
06:20:10.000 It's a remedy for something that in our gut we know is wrong, but I don't think there's really a philosophical argument against it.
06:20:19.000 So they come up with, well, you consent when you're an adult, and when you're an adult is like when you're 18, but also it can be different, it can be younger or older depending on the circumstance.
06:20:30.000 It's like, okay, so now we're just—we're creating like a—we're creating a form of the catechism.
06:20:36.000 We're creating a form of the Talmud or the Hadiths or whatever.
06:20:42.000 We're creating a complex codex of law, but without knowledge, without revelation.
06:20:51.000 You know, and I think that's just— It lacks grounding.
06:20:57.000 So anyway.
06:20:58.000 Right.
06:20:59.000 The criticism that was made.
06:21:00.000 So they say, well, we're pro-gay.
06:21:02.000 We're anti-trans.
06:21:03.000 I don't think it works that way.
06:21:04.000 Which I always thought made some sense as a conservative guy is that when you have the profit motive influencing government policy around health care, then, yeah, OK, sometimes the profit motive can be a good thing.
06:21:16.000 Like we're going to develop life-saving cancer.
06:21:18.000 The profit.
06:21:19.000 We want that to happen, right?
06:21:20.000 And I'm fine with people making a big profit for that.
06:21:22.000 But then sometimes they'll try to manipulate government policy to make their own drugs more profitable, not because it's good for health, but because these people just naturally, like most people, want to make some money.
06:21:34.000 And that conversation has totally disappeared.
06:21:38.000 I got into a big argument, and You know, this person, you can read about it in the New York Times, later disavowed our friendship and leaked our text messages to the New York Times. 0.94
06:21:49.000 But the breaking point was I came out against this gender transition for minors when I was running for the Senate a few years ago. 0.93
06:21:56.000 And she's a transgender individual, and she kind of flipped out on me. 0.50
06:21:59.000 And the thing that I never understood, because she's like very much an old school leftist, is... 0.98
06:22:05.000 Are you not at all a little bit worried about how rich people are getting by prescribing experimental therapeutics to 9-, 10-, 12-year-old kids?
06:22:15.000 This used to be something that the American left would have gone crazy about.
06:22:20.000 They're trying to get leftists to stop being pro-trans by reminding them about their Marxist priors or something.
06:22:30.000 Wait, even though you don't believe in God, and even though you believe you're anti-government, even though you don't believe in authority, well, you shouldn't be pro-trans because you're also against corporations. 0.57
06:22:46.000 It's just like insane.
06:22:47.000 These are not – it's actually not sound political theory at all.
06:22:51.000 Like we're getting in these arguments with leftists arguing, wait, you can't be pro-trans because you're a communist.
06:22:57.000 The only people who are raising concerns about it are conservative Republicans.
06:23:01.000 But we should be concerned when – because it's not just like the lobbying and the influence.
06:23:07.000 I mean there's something called the Diagnostic Statistical Manual.
06:23:10.000 It's sort of the manual of psychiatric disorders.
06:23:13.000 And I think that we're on the – I think I'm going to call it here.
06:23:15.000 We're going to read our Super Chats.
06:23:19.000 I can't listen to this anymore.
06:23:20.000 It's getting late.
06:23:21.000 It's almost 2 a.m.
06:23:22.000 So we're going to take a look at our Super Chats.
06:23:24.000 We'll see what you guys have to say. 0.98
06:23:27.000 Damn, we got a lot of them. 0.98
06:23:28.000 And it's just a casual stream. 0.99
06:23:30.000 I'll read the big ones.
06:23:32.000 Maybe I'll save the small ones for tomorrow.
06:23:34.000 Because there's some big ones.
06:23:36.000 VeggieTalesGroiper sent $1,000.
06:23:38.000 Thank you.
06:23:39.000 Whoa! 0.71
06:23:40.000 Thank you for the huge super chat.
06:23:42.000 I really appreciate it, man.
06:23:44.000 God bless you.
06:23:45.000 Thank you very much for the huge support.
06:23:47.000 Everybody, 07 for VeggieTalesGroiper sponsoring this Halloween stream.
06:23:53.000 I hope you liked it.
06:23:54.000 I don't know.
06:23:55.000 I feel like people thought it was boring.
06:23:57.000 But you gotta let me know what you think in the comments.
06:23:59.000 I know the gaming isn't...
06:24:00.000 You know, I do the show on Rumble.
06:24:03.000 People who watch the show don't love the gaming.
06:24:06.000 But some people like the gaming.
06:24:08.000 So I think it's mixed.
06:24:09.000 But I hope you liked it.
06:24:10.000 Thank you for the huge super chat.
06:24:13.000 God bless you, man.
06:24:14.000 Thank you so much.
06:24:17.000 Thank you very much, man.
06:24:20.000 We sent this, I think, just right after it started.
06:24:23.000 Likewise, I hope you liked it.
06:24:25.000 Thank you for the big Super Chad WU, Greedy Clipper.
06:24:30.000 Uh-oh.
06:24:33.000 Here we go.
06:24:34.000 Well, you know what the Starks said.
06:24:37.000 You know what Ned Stark always said? 0.99
06:24:40.000 Everything that comes before but is bullshit. 0.99
06:24:44.000 That's what Ned Stark said. 0.99
06:24:48.000 Oh, okay.
06:24:54.000 Okay, I thought that was going to be worse. 0.97
06:25:06.000 I thought it was going to be like, hey man, I love you, but you're wrong about Game of Thrones because Tolkien is Catholic. 0.89
06:25:13.000 So I'm glad you didn't go there. 0.98
06:25:15.000 That was a relief.
06:25:17.000 You kind of set me up there for like, I was thinking, oh boy, here we go.
06:25:22.000 Here comes the critic.
06:25:24.000 No, but thank you very much, man.
06:25:25.000 I appreciate the recommendation.
06:25:27.000 I don't think I'm going to do that.
06:25:29.000 I don't really like audiobooks, but I do appreciate the suggestion.
06:25:33.000 You know, maybe I'll check it out sometime.
06:25:36.000 Most likely not.
06:25:38.000 Because I'm just not...
06:25:39.000 I'm not big into audiobooks.
06:25:41.000 I think it's just like fake...
06:25:43.000 It's like fake reading.
06:25:46.000 I don't recognize that as like real reading, but...
06:25:49.000 Anyway, I appreciate it, buddy.
06:25:51.000 We love Game of Thrones.
06:25:52.000 Finding Kelly sent $100.
06:25:54.000 Happy Halloween.
06:25:55.000 Hope you're having a spooky night.
06:25:56.000 Be well.
06:25:57.000 Thank you very much for the big super chat.
06:26:01.000 Happy Halloween to you two.
06:26:02.000 Hope you're having a good night.
06:26:06.000 I can't comment on that.
06:26:13.000 I think if I said what I knew, they'd really come for me.
06:26:18.000 Because Tesla did give John Trump his papers.
06:26:23.000 Tesla's unpublished papers did go to John Trump.
06:26:29.000 And Tesla was investigating free energy and all sorts of other things.
06:26:37.000 So, John Trump did inherit those papers.
06:26:43.000 And some say he then invented time travel and this is how Donald Trump became the president.
06:26:48.000 I can't say more than this.
06:26:49.000 But thank you for the big super chat.
06:26:51.000 I appreciate it.
06:26:52.000 Pretty freaky.
06:26:54.000 But Dr.
06:26:54.000 John Trump, you know, there's something there.
06:26:56.000 Halcyon sent $100.
06:26:57.000 Hey Nick, happy Halloween.
06:26:59.000 Suggestion, the next time you advertise your hats, bring the original red hat for comparison.
06:27:03.000 Winking face.
06:27:05.000 What, the MAGA hat?
06:27:08.000 Yeah, maybe I will.
06:27:09.000 It's not a bad idea.
06:27:10.000 I have one right over there.
06:27:14.000 But it's just out of reach.
06:27:16.000 But thank you for the big super chat.
06:27:18.000 Yeah, not a bad idea.
06:27:19.000 Maybe I'll do that.
06:27:23.000 Let's go.
06:27:27.000 becoming a beloved king he enjoyed fighting and winning but yes yes yes disloyal counsel around him and well yes Wow Absolutely true.
06:27:39.000 LaCruyper?
06:27:40.000 Is that the real LaCruyper?
06:27:42.000 Dude, of course this guy has the W take.
06:27:45.000 Thank you for the big super chat.
06:27:47.000 You're absolutely right.
06:27:48.000 Game of Thrones is awesome.
06:27:50.000 That's a crazy analogy.
06:27:52.000 I never thought of it that way, but that's true.
06:27:55.000 But that's absolutely true.
06:27:57.000 And then what do we get instead?
06:27:58.000 Chaos.
06:27:59.000 We get Chaos.
06:28:00.000 We get the Lannisters.
06:28:05.000 You get Joffrey.
06:28:07.000 That's Jared Kushner.
06:28:08.000 You get Prince Joffrey, the incest baby.
06:28:11.000 Makes sense, right?
06:28:12.000 Yeah, right?
06:28:16.000 Can't call him anything.
06:28:16.000 You gotta call him like Buster or...
06:28:20.000 What else would you call somebody in like a PG way?
06:28:25.000 I don't even...
06:28:26.000 I can't even...
06:28:27.000 I have no treasury of PG insults.
06:28:34.000 It'd be like... 0.99
06:28:36.000 Hey, dorkhead! 0.98
06:28:38.000 I don't even... 1.00
06:28:39.000 Hey, dork! 1.00
06:28:40.000 Hey, goofball! 1.00
06:28:42.000 Hey, knucklehead! 0.99
06:28:44.000 Like, they took everything from us. 0.98
06:28:47.000 I get not being able to say the N-word.
06:28:49.000 Fine.
06:28:50.000 I get not being able to say the N-word. 1.00
06:28:52.000 Not being able to call women like a bitch. 1.00
06:28:54.000 Okay, maybe. 1.00
06:28:56.000 But they took away...
06:28:58.000 They said no discrimination based on culture...
06:29:01.000 Gender.
06:29:02.000 Gender orientation.
06:29:04.000 Sexuality.
06:29:05.000 Faith.
06:29:06.000 Age.
06:29:07.000 Physical disability.
06:29:09.000 So like, there goes fat. 1.00
06:29:11.000 There goes retard. 1.00
06:29:12.000 There goes old head. 1.00
06:29:13.000 There goes squeaker. 0.95
06:29:15.000 There goes like, you can't attack people for any characteristic other than their gameplay.
06:29:23.000 And you can't even be too mean. 0.71
06:29:24.000 You gotta be like, hey knucklehead, nice going. 0.97
06:29:28.000 Hey ding dong. 0.98
06:29:31.000 This is our world. 1.00
06:29:32.000 This is your female world. 1.00
06:29:34.000 Happy Halloween, ghost. 1.00
06:29:35.000 Yo! 1.00
06:29:36.000 Thank you very much, Hoplite.
06:29:37.000 Thank you for the big super chat.
06:29:39.000 We love you, buddy.
06:29:40.000 I'm Hoplite, the man.
06:29:43.000 The goat.
06:29:45.000 We love you, man.
06:29:46.000 Sorry to see your Twitter go.
06:29:47.000 I could see that coming.
06:29:49.000 You shouldn't, like...
06:29:51.000 You know, you gotta not threaten to kill people all the time or beat people up.
06:29:55.000 Just for future reference.
06:29:56.000 But it's F in the chat anyway.
06:29:59.000 But good to hear from you, man.
06:30:00.000 We love you.
06:30:01.000 Chad Champion sent $5.
06:30:02.000 I've been knocking for 30 minutes.
06:30:03.000 Can I get some dots or something?
06:30:05.000 Ha ha ha.
06:30:06.000 Very good.
06:30:07.000 Very good.
06:30:07.000 What are you dressed up as?
06:30:09.000 You LARPing as a white person? 0.93
06:30:10.000 I thought you'd do that every day.
06:30:12.000 So what are we dressed up as?
06:30:14.000 What's your costume?
06:30:15.000 You know, when you dress up as something other than what you normally do?
06:30:20.000 That's a joke. 1.00
06:30:21.000 He's white. 0.99
06:30:21.000 He's white to me. 0.99
06:30:25.000 He does look super Mexican though.
06:30:26.000 It's crazy that he tries to argue that he's white passing.
06:30:30.000 The first thing I said to him, I'm like, what race are you?
06:30:33.000 I'm like, what are you, Asian?
06:30:34.000 Are you Mexican?
06:30:35.000 What's going on?
06:30:36.000 He's like, I'm Mexican.
06:30:39.000 I was like, yeah, I could tell.
06:30:42.000 No, but he's a Chad.
06:30:44.000 No, but he's a Chad.
06:30:45.000 He's a good dude.
06:30:47.000 He's a good dude.
06:30:52.000 Let's see.
06:30:55.000 I think I'll save the rest of these for tomorrow because it's 2 a.m.
06:31:01.000 and there's like 70 of them.
06:31:07.000 I'll read a few more.
06:31:08.000 I'll read a few more of the over 25 ones.
06:31:11.000 Giga Groyp sent $30. 0.96
06:31:12.000 Magatard sits next to me in a movie theater and says, I hope me being garbage doesn't offend you. 0.93
06:31:16.000 And I'm like, not at all, boy, as I get a whiff of pro-Israel sentiment leaching into my nostrils. 0.89
06:31:19.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
06:31:22.000 Big surprise.
06:31:30.000 They don't know how to act.
06:31:32.000 They have no idea how to act.
06:31:35.000 You know, nobody's teaching them.
06:31:36.000 DJMLFC sent $26.
06:31:37.000 My lord, thank you for the show and your gospel ministry.
06:31:40.000 Diploma milled millennial dorks send tribute. 0.74
06:31:42.000 Eat big.
06:31:43.000 Winter is coming.
06:31:44.000 Thank you very much.
06:31:45.000 True, winter is coming.
06:31:46.000 I gotta...
06:31:46.000 I should actually be bulking, even though I'm coming.
06:31:50.000 Oh, yeah, I forgot.
06:32:01.000 Okay, well, next time.
06:32:03.000 Next time, remind me.
06:32:07.000 Thank you for all the details.
06:32:09.000 I don't know why that one didn't read.
06:32:10.000 I think because you started with the link.
06:32:12.000 Demikov sent $25. 0.99
06:32:13.000 Jim is gay. 0.99
06:32:14.000 You should Tony Soprano, Max. 1.00
06:32:15.000 That's true.
06:32:16.000 That is true.
06:32:18.000 Happy Halloween to my friend Nick Fuentes.
06:32:20.000 Thank you very much.
06:32:22.000 I did.
06:32:26.000 I had a good time.
06:32:27.000 You know, I did.
06:32:29.000 He's pretty cool.
06:32:30.000 So, okay.
06:32:31.000 All right.
06:32:32.000 Well, that's our last super chat.
06:32:35.000 That's going to do it for me.
06:32:38.000 I hope you enjoyed the stream.
06:32:40.000 A little bit of everything.
06:32:41.000 We did a little faz with Keith, a little Call of Duty, some reaction content, some Twitter, some pumpkin carving.
06:32:48.000 You know, just...
06:32:49.000 I know everything's been really black-pilled lately.
06:32:52.000 Everything's been really intense, really serious.
06:32:55.000 So I thought we'd just do something different, something fun for the holiday.
06:32:59.000 So I hope you enjoyed.
06:33:02.000 If you spent your Halloween with me, happy Halloween!
06:33:05.000 I think it's already, yeah, it's November 1st now.
06:33:09.000 But I hope you had a spooktacular Halloween, got a lot of candy.
06:33:12.000 Hope you had a good time with your costumes.
06:33:16.000 But that's going to do it for me.
06:33:18.000 Thanks, everybody, for watching.
06:33:20.000 Thanks for the Super Chats.
06:33:21.000 Happy Halloween. 0.83
06:33:23.000 I'll see you tomorrow.
06:33:23.000 I'll be doing a regular show here on Rumble at 8 o'clock Central.
06:33:28.000 Might do a kick stream. 0.97
06:33:29.000 No promises, but I might do one this weekend or tomorrow.
06:33:33.000 So I'll let you know about that because I like doing the gaming.
06:33:38.000 But the show will return tomorrow at the normal time.
06:33:41.000 We'll be doing the regular, excuse me, the regular show.
06:33:44.000 So if you didn't like the gaming, we'll do the show tomorrow, okay?
06:33:49.000 And then we have our big election night stream on Tuesday.
06:33:53.000 So smash the follow button, smash the like button, leave a comment, let me know what you thought.
06:33:57.000 Happy Halloween.
06:33:57.000 Halloween.
06:33:58.000 I will see you tomorrow.
06:34:40.000 In the city.
06:34:42.000 I feel trapped in the city.
06:34:45.000 In the city.
06:34:47.000 I wanna get away, leave this place.
06:34:50.000 I wanna get away, leave this place. 1.00
06:34:52.000 Pack your shit and your toothpaste. 1.00
06:34:55.000 Save me from all this weight. 1.00