America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - good morning wagies

00:00:00.000 Yo, what's going on, everybody?

00:00:03.000 Good morning.

00:00:05.000 Good morning, wages.

00:00:06.000 Good morning, everybody.

00:00:07.000 Happy Monday.

00:00:09.000 It's your boy Nick back at it.

00:00:11.000 Another epic gamer stream.

00:00:13.000 Another epic gamer stream.

00:00:14.000 Here we are.

00:00:16.000 Haven't slept.

00:00:18.000 Locked in.

00:00:19.000 And we're going to be playing some Grand Theft Auto V. Trying to stay awake.

00:00:23.000 Trying to stay awake for a little while because I've been up for a long time.

00:00:31.000 I've been up for like 30 hours, so I'm going to try and stay awake a little bit.

00:00:36.000 Probably go down for a nap in the afternoon at some point.

00:00:40.000 But I'm just hanging out.

00:00:41.000 Just got done shooting and uploading the premium show.

00:00:46.000 Two hours of premium content on nicholasjfuentus.com/slash membership.

00:00:53.000 Just uploaded, just fresh.

00:00:55.000 So I did that, went out to get a little breakfast, came back home, took some Allegra D. Tell my allergies.

00:01:03.000 And now we are here.

00:01:04.000 We got a can of Coke.

00:01:06.000 We got the Grand Theft Auto locked in.

00:01:09.000 Locked in.

00:01:11.000 We are on DLive.

00:01:13.000 We got the chat going on.

00:01:17.000 Let me see what people are saying in the chat.

00:01:18.000 I don't even have it up on my screen right now.

00:01:24.000 Manic Gang says kickflip.

00:01:26.000 Yeah, maybe a little bit.

00:01:28.000 Well, I haven't slept, so, you know, I get a little adrenaline rush.

00:01:32.000 That's the only time I have energy.

00:01:34.000 I'm very lethargic otherwise.

00:01:38.000 So, Quinza, sorry for missing your past streams.

00:01:43.000 That's alright, buddy.

00:01:45.000 Turtle mode, yeah, we're going turtle mode here.

00:01:50.000 Have you considered investing in air filters?

00:01:53.000 I have an air filter in my room.

00:01:58.000 And I don't need one down here because the dog doesn't come down here.

00:02:04.000 I was in the middle of watching the premium episode.

00:02:06.000 Well, I guess you'll have to catch it later then.

00:02:08.000 Sorry.

00:02:09.000 Too much content.

00:02:10.000 We got too much content going on.

00:02:13.000 What are your thoughts on Israel asking $250 billion in reparations?

00:02:17.000 I haven't heard about that one.

00:02:18.000 Uh oh.

00:02:23.000 Why?

00:02:23.000 What am I even doing?

00:02:24.000 What am I even doing?

00:02:25.000 Why is this guy hitting me all of a sudden?

00:02:27.000 I didn't even do anything yet.

00:02:31.000 I didn't do anything yet.

00:02:32.000 I'm about to do something.

00:02:35.000 Everybody's got a problem with me.

00:02:37.000 I didn't even do anything yet.

00:02:42.000 You saw that, right?

00:02:45.000 People coming up and harassing me for no reason?

00:02:47.000 What are you doing, huh?

00:02:50.000 Sheesh.

00:02:57.000 Nick, you have to answer my email about premium membership.

00:03:00.000 Seriously, guy shaking me down on DLive?

00:03:06.000 I'll get right on that, big guy.

00:03:10.000 He pulled a gun, Nick.

00:03:11.000 Yeah, that's what I saw.

00:03:13.000 Well, he started hitting me for no reason.

00:03:15.000 What was that all about?

00:03:16.000 Sheesh.

00:03:20.000 Yo.

00:03:31.000 Let's see where this goes.

00:03:36.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond kickflip.

00:03:39.000 That guy was an illegal immigrant.

00:03:39.000 Hey, wait a second.

00:03:44.000 Buy American, hire American.

00:03:50.000 That's what that's called mandatory e verify.

00:03:52.000 I just implemented mandatory e verify.

00:04:01.000 Oh, there he is, another one.

00:04:03.000 Don't worry, I'm protecting American workers.

00:04:13.000 Donald Trump won't do it.

00:04:14.000 I have to do it.

00:04:15.000 Yo, thank you, Zav.

00:04:16.000 Whoa, Ninjagini in chat already.

00:04:19.000 Holy smokes.

00:04:22.000 Thank you for the Ninjagini, boss.

00:04:25.000 Y'all thought that Ninjagini was rented?

00:04:30.000 Is that Tyler the creator?

00:04:31.000 Oh no, he's just got the long underwear there.

00:04:40.000 But he looked very lanky and like African American, so I thought he was Tyler the Creator.

00:04:46.000 Let's see what you got.

00:05:00.000 Oh!

00:05:01.000 Big Mac acquired.

00:05:02.000 Yeah, I wish.

00:05:03.000 I had Chick fil A this morning.

00:05:05.000 Bring Nick to work today.

00:05:06.000 Yeah, hell yeah.

00:05:08.000 Yo, blast the stream.

00:05:12.000 The long underway, right?

00:05:17.000 I should be going in the other direction.

00:05:19.000 I don't want to go back the way I came.

00:05:24.000 Venti just followed.

00:05:25.000 I'll have to follow back.

00:05:25.000 Oh, wow.

00:05:27.000 Oh, sorry, big guy.

00:05:29.000 I didn't even mean to hit that guy, but he jumped right in front of me.

00:05:35.000 Thanks for the follow, Brittany Venti.

00:05:37.000 Hey, thanks, babe.

00:05:40.000 Thank you, darling.

00:05:44.000 Based Nubian in chat.

00:05:47.000 Ah, yes, the Nubian Queen.

00:05:50.000 All hail the Nubian Queen.

00:05:51.000 Yes, thank you for the follow.

00:05:57.000 Oh.

00:05:58.000 Oh!

00:06:01.000 I'm trying to pay attention to the road, but also re chat.

00:06:04.000 Lord of the Rings in chat.

00:06:05.000 I don't know what that means.

00:06:07.000 What happened to no e girls?

00:06:08.000 Still no e girls, but she's a friend.

00:06:10.000 But she's a friend.

00:06:13.000 Open the chest times 24.

00:06:15.000 No, it's got to get to 250 first, remember?

00:06:19.000 Nick has taken the pagan pill.

00:06:20.000 Yeah, no way.

00:06:22.000 Are you doing well?

00:06:24.000 No, I'm not doing well.

00:06:26.000 I feel like I feel bad.

00:06:29.000 I was going to say I have to be family friendly because I can't get x rayed again, but I feel bad, dude.

00:06:37.000 I haven't slept in a long time.

00:06:40.000 My allergies are acting up.

00:06:44.000 I'm feeling bad, man.

00:06:46.000 Feels bad, man.

00:06:49.000 But that's okay.

00:06:50.000 But that's okay.

00:06:51.000 Look, I'm tough, but I'm really.

00:06:52.000 I'm tough, so.

00:06:54.000 Coca Cola or Pepsi?

00:06:56.000 What am I drinking, dotard?

00:06:58.000 What do you think?

00:07:01.000 Oh.

00:07:05.000 Can I rob this, or.

00:07:06.000 Oh, no.

00:07:10.000 Any more stories about based Uncle Fuentes?

00:07:13.000 No, that was not Uncle Fuentes.

00:07:14.000 That was the.

00:07:16.000 That was my Calabre's uncle, who was obviously Italian.

00:07:23.000 And it was my great uncle, so.

00:07:26.000 I don't know.

00:07:27.000 Not off the top of my head.

00:07:28.000 I don't have any tails.

00:07:31.000 Aw, come on!

00:07:32.000 I was so close!

00:07:37.000 Alright, you know what?

00:07:39.000 Whatever.

00:07:39.000 I'm outta here, man.

00:07:50.000 Hey, Nick.

00:07:51.000 Hey, Ezra.

00:07:53.000 I had a friend in kindergarten named Ezra.

00:07:58.000 We were friends for a long time.

00:08:00.000 We are friends.

00:08:01.000 The only time I'll disavow is when people try to raise their kids because I don't think that would work.

00:08:09.000 Try to use it.

00:08:10.000 Use what?

00:08:10.000 Paganism?

00:08:11.000 I don't know what you mean.

00:08:13.000 What do you mean?

00:08:14.000 Wages be a TFO.

00:08:16.000 Yeah, wages can.

00:08:18.000 You know what?

00:08:20.000 Wages can.

00:08:22.000 You know what, my you know what.

00:08:25.000 Family friendly.

00:08:26.000 Family friendly, alright?

00:08:35.000 Oh!

00:08:36.000 I'm good at the game, what can I say?

00:08:39.000 I'm just really good at this game.

00:08:41.000 This game is like second nature to me.

00:08:42.000 I've been playing this for longer than you've been alive, most of you.

00:08:49.000 I was going the right way.

00:08:52.000 I was going the right way before.

00:08:56.000 Some of these zoomers, I've been playing this game since before you were born.

00:09:01.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond, German soup kitchen.

00:09:04.000 Weird not seeing me in a suit.

00:09:06.000 Well, I stream like this all the time.

00:09:09.000 Dude, you are a zoomer.

00:09:11.000 It's a joke.

00:09:13.000 It's a joke, dotard.

00:09:14.000 Relax.

00:09:17.000 How are you this good at the game?

00:09:19.000 Practice!

00:09:21.000 Practice, I guess.

00:09:24.000 I played this game for years.

00:09:38.000 Oh, I didn't know that was a cop car.

00:09:43.000 Wait, isn't Brittany Venti?

00:09:44.000 I'm not rating that one.

00:09:45.000 It's mean.

00:09:46.000 It's mean.

00:09:47.000 Just game in a suit.

00:09:49.000 It will be epic.

00:09:50.000 Too uncomfortable.

00:09:51.000 I gotta be comfy if I'm gonna game.

00:09:55.000 Gotta get comfy.

00:09:57.000 Gotta get comfy so I can be here for, like, invest a few hours, you know?

00:10:03.000 Yo, kickflip.

00:10:04.000 Thank you for the Ninjagini.

00:10:08.000 Pulling up in the Ninjagini.

00:10:09.000 Everybody thought it was leased.

00:10:12.000 Pulling up in a young Ninjagini, everybody thought it was rented.

00:10:17.000 Thank you so much, big guy.

00:10:18.000 Much appreciated.

00:10:22.000 We appreciate the support.

00:10:25.000 I like your sweatshirt, Nick.

00:10:26.000 Yo, thanks.

00:10:34.000 Finally caught a stream.

00:10:35.000 Yee haw.

00:10:36.000 Yeah, all right, cowboy.

00:10:38.000 You did it.

00:10:41.000 Dusty says Joe the Boomer has ended the Daily Brap and is now running off with thousands of dollars.

00:10:46.000 Did he make thousands?

00:10:48.000 I saw that.

00:10:49.000 I don't know if that was legit or not.

00:10:50.000 Hiding was telling me that Joe canceled the show, killed the Discord, shut down his Twitter.

00:10:58.000 I hope that's temporary.

00:10:59.000 We stand the Daily Brap, we stand that show.

00:11:05.000 So I hope it's only temporary.

00:11:10.000 We like old Joe.

00:11:12.000 We always like old Joe.

00:11:16.000 I'm good at the game.

00:11:18.000 I am very good at this game.

00:11:29.000 Oh.

00:11:31.000 No, he's staying on Twitter.

00:11:33.000 Okay, good.

00:11:34.000 When did Bikini Bottom become so realistic?

00:11:36.000 Yeah, this is the battle for Bikini Bottom.

00:11:40.000 This is, uh.

00:11:44.000 This is SpongeBob's dream.

00:11:45.000 This is Nick Fuentes' dream level.

00:11:52.000 I gotta dodge these guys.

00:11:53.000 They've been pursuing me for, like, my whole life here.

00:11:59.000 Joe the boomer here.

00:12:00.000 Why is he playing on first person?

00:12:01.000 Because it's more realistic that way.

00:12:04.000 Because it's more realistic that way.

00:12:07.000 Dummy.

00:12:11.000 Dummy.

00:12:12.000 Will he be playing World of War Classic?

00:12:14.000 Yeah.

00:12:16.000 Never played that game before, but I will with the Irony Bros. Running through.

00:12:29.000 I can't read that on DLive, but I agree.

00:12:35.000 I'm good at this game.

00:12:36.000 What can I say?

00:12:37.000 I'm good at this game.

00:12:39.000 Alright, why you gotta hate?

00:12:40.000 I'm good at the game.

00:12:43.000 Let's see, where can I go and cause some trouble?

00:12:45.000 Where can I go and cause some mayhem?

00:12:47.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond, Moody Blues.

00:12:51.000 Much appreciated, dude.

00:12:54.000 Ah.

00:12:57.000 Yeah.

00:12:58.000 Um, no, not worth it.

00:13:01.000 Nick, have you read my book, The Wooden Doors of Perception?

00:13:01.000 Oh, well, well.

00:13:05.000 No, I haven't heard of that one.

00:13:07.000 Wooden Doors, you say.

00:13:08.000 That's interesting.

00:13:12.000 Have you always had a bad sleep schedule?

00:13:15.000 Certain allergy drugs can cause insomnia.

00:13:17.000 I have, for my entire life, had a bad sleep schedule.

00:13:24.000 I don't think I've.

00:13:25.000 I have probably stayed awake through the night more days than I slept.

00:13:29.000 For the last three years.

00:13:33.000 Ever since I got out of high school.

00:13:36.000 So, that's just my idea.

00:13:38.000 I'm just gonna go crazy.

00:13:40.000 I'm gonna go like Heath Ledger.

00:13:42.000 You know, Heath Ledger couldn't sleep because he had to become the Joker.

00:13:45.000 That's me.

00:13:47.000 That's me.

00:13:47.000 He killed himself because he couldn't sleep.

00:13:49.000 Or Michael Jackson couldn't sleep.

00:13:51.000 That's what's gonna happen to me one of these days.

00:13:54.000 I'm gonna go off the goop.

00:13:57.000 No, that's a joke.

00:13:58.000 That's a joke.

00:14:00.000 That's a Joe.

00:14:02.000 If Mossad is watching, that's an obvious Joe.

00:14:06.000 I can't pick up prostitutes in this vehicle.

00:14:09.000 I guess I'll just have to kill them then.

00:14:12.000 I can't pick up prostitutes?

00:14:15.000 I guess I'll have to settle for just murdering them.

00:14:22.000 I'm the med time zone.

00:14:23.000 I don't think the med time zone is nocturnal.

00:14:26.000 I think it's siestas, I don't believe it is nocturnal as I am.

00:14:31.000 How did you not see me?

00:14:40.000 Why is he playing first person?

00:14:42.000 Because it's more realistic.

00:14:47.000 Because it is more realistic.

00:14:49.000 How many times do I have to say it?

00:14:56.000 Realism matters to me.

00:15:02.000 Because it is more realistic to me.

00:15:07.000 It feels like you're actually Spider Man.

00:15:10.000 I I I makes you actually feel like Spider Man.

00:15:14.000 Guys, I actually feel I actually feel like Spider Man.

00:15:18.000 This game allows me to actually feel I know everyone says this, but this game actually makes me feel like Spider Man.

00:15:35.000 Oh, we're gonna have to go turtle in a moment.

00:15:48.000 We're gonna have to go turtle time.

00:15:56.000 Dad, you see that cop car come flying at me like that?

00:15:59.000 That was pretty wild.

00:16:10.000 You play Rage 2 yet?

00:16:11.000 No.

00:16:13.000 You're Toby McGuire.

00:16:16.000 I am Toby McGuire at the moment.

00:16:18.000 Play San Andreas with the Bikini Bottom mod.

00:16:22.000 I don't have San Andreas.

00:16:28.000 Yeah?

00:16:30.000 Do it.

00:16:32.000 Nick, play missions.

00:16:34.000 No, I don't like the missions.

00:16:36.000 We don't like the missions, okay?

00:16:39.000 Wages be like, gotta get back to my cage, yeah, right?

00:16:43.000 That's why it's good morning, Wages.

00:16:45.000 They're like, oh, I have to go to work.

00:16:47.000 Can't relate.

00:16:50.000 Can't relate.

00:16:52.000 I have to go to work too.

00:16:52.000 I'm grinding right now.

00:16:54.000 I'm grinding at the office right now.

00:16:58.000 Oh.

00:17:01.000 Why did they turn off the music though?

00:17:09.000 Going turtle mode, yeah.

00:17:10.000 Turtle-y.

00:17:12.000 Wages, yeah.

00:17:13.000 The missions suck.

00:17:14.000 Open world is great.

00:17:15.000 I'm creating my own missions.

00:17:18.000 It's like on Patreon.

00:17:20.000 You know, they say so and so is creating.

00:17:23.000 You know.

00:17:24.000 Nick Fuentes is creating America First.

00:17:27.000 It's like I'm.

00:17:28.000 Nick Fuentes is creating his own missions.

00:17:31.000 This mission is called.

00:17:33.000 This mission is called I Dream of World Clean.

00:17:38.000 Were those boomers?

00:17:39.000 Were those baby boomers right there?

00:17:42.000 I'm fully aware that the police are right beside me there.

00:17:49.000 I am creating my own missions.

00:17:53.000 I am making my own missions.

00:17:55.000 That's what you gotta do in life.

00:17:56.000 You have to sort of make your own adventure.

00:18:00.000 It's what you make of it.

00:18:07.000 Alright, where's the tunnel?

00:18:09.000 You know what?

00:18:11.000 I'm through playing around.

00:18:14.000 As, uh, as.

00:18:15.000 What is his name?

00:18:17.000 What's the, uh.

00:18:20.000 What's the wrestler's name?

00:18:22.000 Who is the announcer?

00:18:27.000 Is it Jerry Lawler or something like that?

00:18:30.000 I think he's through playing around!

00:18:32.000 You remember when he used to say that in Grand Theft Auto?

00:18:34.000 Or I mean, that's the game I'm playing right now, idiot.

00:18:38.000 In SmackDown vs. Raw?

00:18:40.000 I think he's through playing around!

00:18:43.000 Time for the tunnel.

00:18:44.000 I'm through playing around.

00:18:47.000 N word.

00:18:47.000 I'm through playing around.

00:18:49.000 Where's the tunnel?

00:18:54.000 Gotta take a left.

00:18:56.000 They just gotta go right for him, actually.

00:19:08.000 How do I get onto the highway from here now?

00:19:10.000 I'll just go this way.

00:19:13.000 Oh, this is gonna be yeah.

00:19:17.000 This is not a good way to go, actually.

00:19:21.000 Whatever.

00:19:24.000 I'll just go this way.

00:19:27.000 How do I get on?

00:19:29.000 This way?

00:19:30.000 That's not it, though!

00:19:33.000 Oh!

00:19:37.000 Okay, you know what?

00:19:38.000 I don't really like the commercials, though.

00:19:49.000 Alright.

00:19:50.000 Am I going to get onto the highway this time?

00:19:53.000 What's the cinch?

00:19:54.000 And that's the truth.

00:19:58.000 No, this is the wrong one, though.

00:20:01.000 You hear me?

00:20:05.000 I'm all stuffed up.

00:20:06.000 I'm all congested.

00:20:08.000 Okay, here we go.

00:20:10.000 Tunnel department.

00:20:12.000 Are you ready?

00:20:12.000 I'm ready.

00:20:17.000 I'm good.

00:20:18.000 I'm so good at this game.

00:20:20.000 Ah!

00:20:22.000 But I'm still good at the game.

00:20:30.000 Okay, now I'm gonna chill out here for a sec.

00:20:35.000 Chill out here for a minute.

00:20:37.000 Why did you pick Trevor?

00:20:39.000 I didn't.

00:20:40.000 The other ones aren't available right now.

00:20:51.000 Nick literally does the same move for hours.

00:20:55.000 What are you talking about?

00:20:56.000 What are you talking about?

00:20:59.000 What same move?

00:21:06.000 Yeah.

00:21:07.000 Why did you.

00:21:09.000 I stand Jeff Hardy?

00:21:11.000 Yeah, Jeff Hardy was okay.

00:21:12.000 I don't know.

00:21:13.000 I was never a huge fan.

00:21:15.000 I did like his theme song, though.

00:21:17.000 I like when he did this.

00:21:22.000 That was cool.

00:21:23.000 When he would go out and do that dance.

00:21:25.000 Remember, he had the long hair and the face paint, and he would do the Swanton Bomb.

00:21:32.000 Very epic.

00:21:35.000 I liked Matt Hardy better than Jeff Hardy, frankly.

00:21:38.000 Look, can I be frank with you?

00:21:39.000 I always liked Matt Hardy better.

00:21:42.000 I liked the Twist of Fate finisher.

00:21:46.000 Very epic move.

00:21:51.000 My nose is completely congested.

00:21:57.000 I just noticed Nick's new hair come looking good, man.

00:21:59.000 Loving the casual look.

00:22:01.000 Yo, thank you, brother.

00:22:02.000 Thank you, white brother.

00:22:06.000 Thank you, my Aryan brother.

00:22:08.000 Oh.

00:22:14.000 Prince of D Live, number one again.

00:22:16.000 It's too easy.

00:22:16.000 Easy.

00:22:19.000 King.

00:22:20.000 Absolute king of D Live.

00:22:24.000 Ain't no thing.

00:22:26.000 Should go back above ground and punch the first woman you see in the face.

00:22:30.000 Alright, relax, big guy.

00:22:32.000 Alright, what are you, some kind of sexist animal?

00:22:38.000 Yeah, well, let's just see what happens, okay?

00:22:42.000 Ah, I went the wrong way.

00:22:48.000 How do I get back on the city?

00:22:49.000 This game is going to crash, by the way.

00:22:51.000 This game will crash at some point, so just so everybody's mentally prepared for that.

00:22:58.000 Because I is crashed every time I have played it so far.

00:23:06.000 Let's see.

00:23:06.000 Let's see what's doing in the, uh, on the surface here.

00:23:14.000 Oh, is that a prostitute?

00:23:16.000 Oh, hello.

00:23:20.000 I can't even pick up.

00:23:21.000 Wait, Whoa!

00:23:24.000 Wait!

00:23:24.000 There's something going on over there!

00:23:26.000 Hold up, hold up, hold up.

00:23:28.000 What's this?

00:23:31.000 Oh, it's just one of the.

00:23:31.000 Yeah, no, forget that.

00:23:33.000 I don't want to do that.

00:23:36.000 Forget that.

00:23:39.000 What is this game?

00:23:40.000 It's Grand Theft Auto, dotard.

00:23:42.000 What are you born yesterday or something?

00:23:44.000 Yeah, enough of that.

00:23:48.000 Where's the other one?

00:23:50.000 I thought there was another one.

00:23:54.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:24:01.000 I'll go find another one.

00:24:09.000 Where are the other ones?

00:24:10.000 Maybe this way, I think?

00:24:12.000 Yeah, this way.

00:24:13.000 Yeah, this way seems appropriate.

00:24:19.000 Nope.

00:24:22.000 Those are some gangbangers.

00:24:26.000 More gangbangers.

00:24:30.000 Where's another lady?

00:24:31.000 Oh, oh, oh!

00:24:33.000 What's this now?

00:24:34.000 Okay, you know what?

00:24:39.000 Okay, yeah.

00:24:43.000 I don't think so.

00:24:44.000 I don't think so.

00:24:47.000 Oh!

00:24:54.000 Where are they?

00:24:55.000 Where are they?

00:24:58.000 Where'd they go?

00:25:07.000 Where do these gangbangers go?

00:25:18.000 Alright, well, I must have lost him.

00:25:23.000 Okay, well, back on the prowl then.

00:25:26.000 Had a turtle up there before I could engage, but now I can't find him anymore.

00:25:30.000 That means we're back on the prowl.

00:25:33.000 Oh, here we go.

00:25:36.000 Ah, bummer.

00:25:38.000 Hey, lady, what's up?

00:25:46.000 Red Docks, yeah, no, but I.

00:25:48.000 But they disappeared, though.

00:25:58.000 Yo, what's up, homie?

00:26:10.000 Nick, did Thanos do anything wrong?

00:26:13.000 Dumb chat.

00:26:13.000 That's a stupid chat.

00:26:14.000 I'm not answering that.

00:26:16.000 Why are you dumb?

00:26:18.000 Why are you dumb, though?

00:26:20.000 Aw, come on.

00:26:23.000 This is a joke, dude.

00:26:25.000 Why can't I just have fun?

00:26:27.000 How do you lower your wanted level with the cheat codes?

00:26:31.000 Somebody tell me the cheat code to lower your wand level.

00:26:33.000 I don't want to.

00:26:34.000 I don't want to just run from the cops the whole time.

00:26:41.000 Yeah, you can just.

00:26:49.000 I'm just gonna hang out here.

00:27:05.000 Oh, they're gonna come in.

00:27:06.000 Turtle!

00:27:09.000 Woo!

00:27:11.000 Oh, see that?

00:27:11.000 He had a shotgun, too.

00:27:13.000 That was so close!

00:27:15.000 Oh, come on, come on.

00:27:25.000 Had to make sure those guys had to make sure those guys are taken care of, you know.

00:27:31.000 Oh, I gotta get more ammo, too.

00:27:34.000 Yeah, no, no, no, actually, no way tool up, baby tool up.

00:27:48.000 Okay, we're good, we're good.

00:27:55.000 Is that a military guy dropping in?

00:28:02.000 Everyone ready?

00:28:09.000 I'm like John Wick.

00:28:17.000 Oh, come on!

00:28:19.000 My keyboard's just ah, no, no, no.

00:28:22.000 It's the end.

00:28:22.000 This is the end.

00:28:25.000 Okay, no, we're good.

00:28:26.000 We're Gooch.

00:28:28.000 We're Goochie.

00:28:31.000 Nah, what do you think you're doing, dude?

00:28:38.000 Four stars.

00:28:39.000 Oh, lawyer up is the one achievement.

00:28:42.000 Okay, thank you.

00:28:43.000 Thank you, Aerie and Chad, brother.

00:28:47.000 Nope.

00:28:48.000 Nope.

00:28:52.000 Let me just collect this ammunition.

00:28:56.000 And get back in.

00:28:57.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:28:59.000 Did I get any weapons from those guys or no?

00:29:05.000 Nope, doesn't look like it.

00:29:11.000 Great.

00:29:12.000 Ah!

00:29:14.000 It's the shotguns that will get you, they're very nasty.

00:29:24.000 Come on, come on!

00:29:27.000 Give me the turtle!

00:29:28.000 Okay.

00:29:28.000 Nope, nope, nope.

00:29:44.000 This guy's just running right in, huh?

00:29:46.000 You want to be a hero, don't you?

00:29:54.000 Where did that go?

00:29:55.000 That's shit.

00:29:56.000 That's right there.

00:29:59.000 Whoops.

00:30:00.000 Oops.

00:30:01.000 How do I throw it?

00:30:02.000 How do I throw it?

00:30:04.000 Oh, no.

00:30:05.000 Shit.

00:30:06.000 Yeah, I'm going down.

00:30:10.000 I don't know how to throw.

00:30:11.000 How do you throw him?

00:30:12.000 Why does he just drop him?

00:30:20.000 That's dumb.

00:30:22.000 You should be able to throw the grenades.

00:30:27.000 You know, you should be able to throw the grenades.

00:30:30.000 That's all I'm gonna say.

00:30:32.000 Shut up.

00:30:35.000 Yeah.

00:30:37.000 You don't want a piece of this, bitch.

00:30:46.000 Stay down.

00:30:50.000 You know, you're really loud and obnoxious.

00:31:03.000 What is it, lawyer up?

00:31:08.000 Hey, oh!

00:31:11.000 Oh!

00:31:12.000 Ho ho!

00:31:13.000 I'm invincible!

00:31:15.000 I'm invincible.

00:31:16.000 The game is easy now.

00:31:19.000 The game is easy when you cheat.

00:31:24.000 Now, who will stop me?

00:31:26.000 Nobody can stop me now.

00:31:29.000 Who can stop me?

00:31:31.000 Feels like Nick is targeting.

00:31:33.000 I will not know.

00:31:34.000 How dare you say that!

00:31:37.000 How dare you say that?

00:31:39.000 As an African myself, as an African American myself, this is already violent.

00:31:46.000 This game is just a simulation.

00:31:48.000 Why do you think it's in first person?

00:31:53.000 Because it is realistic.

00:31:55.000 Oh, sorry.

00:31:56.000 That was an accident.

00:31:57.000 Oh.

00:31:57.000 Hang on.

00:32:00.000 There we go.

00:32:03.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:32:04.000 Whoops.

00:32:05.000 Just let me melee.

00:32:05.000 Come on.

00:32:12.000 Uh oh, I think it's time to lawyer up, baby.

00:32:16.000 Hello, lawyer department?

00:32:19.000 Oh!

00:32:21.000 This game is better when you play it this way.

00:32:24.000 Quadroon Flex, yeah.

00:32:28.000 What's going on here?

00:32:31.000 What is this?

00:32:31.000 What the shit?

00:32:40.000 What am I supposed to do here?

00:32:49.000 Got him.

00:32:50.000 Don't worry, guys.

00:32:50.000 I got him.

00:32:55.000 Nick, if you could choose between a 10 out of 10 gamer girl of feet, but she's a libtard and a roastie, or a 6 out of 10 bass and red pill trad wife.

00:33:09.000 Yeah, definitely the gamer girl.

00:33:11.000 Just saying.

00:33:13.000 Definitely the gamer girl.

00:33:17.000 But that's just me.

00:33:19.000 But that's, but look, that's just me.

00:33:24.000 This cheat is a real game changer.

00:33:26.000 I feel like I can do anything now.

00:33:30.000 No consequences.

00:33:34.000 Aw, hammer department?

00:33:37.000 Aw, sorry, homie.

00:33:42.000 Go get back here.

00:33:45.000 This game is so funny.

00:33:47.000 I'm calling the police.

00:33:50.000 Yeah, do it.

00:33:51.000 Sweet Jesus!

00:33:52.000 Get up!

00:33:57.000 Sweet Jesus!

00:34:00.000 Help!

00:34:04.000 Oh, shoot.

00:34:07.000 Bummer!

00:34:09.000 I'm just gonna shoot my way out of this one, huh?

00:34:17.000 Am I losing a lot of health?

00:34:18.000 I'm not even paying attention.

00:34:22.000 Oh, yeah, I'm losing a lot of health.

00:34:24.000 I'm gonna have to.

00:34:27.000 UGH!

00:34:29.000 UGH!

00:34:31.000 Alright, alright.

00:34:32.000 Gotta get somewhere so I can use my cheat codes!

00:34:38.000 Where can I even go?

00:34:39.000 Where can I even run to?

00:34:41.000 Gotta lawyer up and then turtle.

00:34:43.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond, brother.

00:34:46.000 Thank you for the diamond, sir.

00:34:48.000 Come on.

00:34:50.000 Lawyer up.

00:34:51.000 Boom, layer up, boom.

00:34:57.000 Oh!

00:34:59.000 Okay.

00:35:03.000 Hey.

00:35:04.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond, Kenyon.

00:35:08.000 Oh, Brittany Venti says Nick can give you some insight into why men online LARP as if they are sexual selectors.

00:35:14.000 Can you give some insight into why men online.

00:35:17.000 I don't know what you mean by that.

00:35:19.000 I see it all the time.

00:35:20.000 I don't know what you mean by that.

00:35:21.000 What is a sexual selector?

00:35:27.000 Hacking on DLive.

00:35:31.000 I'm a hacker.

00:35:32.000 I'm a hacker man.

00:35:35.000 Uh oh.

00:35:40.000 I'm gonna have to lawyer up in a sec.

00:35:46.000 I like this street.

00:35:46.000 This street is fun.

00:35:50.000 Nah, just kidding.

00:35:51.000 I like the street where they don't have guns.

00:35:54.000 Nah, actually, I like the streets where they don't have the guns.

00:36:00.000 I only like to do that on streets where I'm the only one with the gun.

00:36:05.000 Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.

00:36:14.000 Come on.

00:36:21.000 I'm not gonna see him.

00:36:28.000 Hey, oh.

00:36:32.000 They pick and choose women like their baseball cards.

00:36:35.000 Wifuing, derailing with that, etc.

00:36:37.000 I don't know.

00:36:38.000 I think it's funny.

00:36:40.000 I think that's just how men talk.

00:36:42.000 Men just objectify women.

00:36:45.000 And it's funny.

00:36:47.000 It's organic.

00:36:48.000 It's natural.

00:36:50.000 It is what it is, you know?

00:36:51.000 I don't see anything wrong with it, frankly.

00:36:58.000 Damn it!

00:36:59.000 TLDR, women choose what DNA goes on, but men online.

00:37:03.000 Oh, LARP, like they're choosing.

00:37:05.000 I.

00:37:07.000 I don't know.

00:37:08.000 I don't know about that.

00:37:11.000 I mean.

00:37:12.000 Yeah, I guess in a way that's technically true.

00:37:18.000 I look at it more as a team effort, honestly.

00:37:22.000 But, uh.

00:37:24.000 I don't know.

00:37:25.000 I don't know.

00:37:26.000 Maybe I'll save that for an America First Premium episode.

00:37:29.000 It's a little too complicated for me to.

00:37:32.000 Speak on while I'm driving around.

00:37:37.000 You know, like, take a look at this woman as an example.

00:37:39.000 I'm going to act as a sexual selector.

00:37:43.000 This person will not choose the genetic line.

00:37:46.000 She's done.

00:37:48.000 Do you think she gets a say in what genes get passed down?

00:37:50.000 How could she?

00:37:53.000 How could she?

00:37:56.000 You know, so I think I'm actually acting as a sexual selector in this moment.

00:38:01.000 I think at this point, I'm more of a sexual selector.

00:38:06.000 See?

00:38:07.000 There's another one.

00:38:09.000 There's another one.

00:38:16.000 This is diabolical.

00:38:17.000 I am praying for you, Nick.

00:38:19.000 I'm banning you.

00:38:19.000 Wow.

00:38:21.000 I'm banning you for being dumb.

00:38:28.000 Delete and mute.

00:38:31.000 I'd love to be able to talk on Discord or something with Nick.

00:38:34.000 Yeah, that sounds like something that is really interesting.

00:38:37.000 I would also be interested in.

00:38:40.000 Nick going full supreme gentleman.

00:38:44.000 I don't know what that means.

00:38:45.000 Yeah, I don't know what that means.

00:38:48.000 Full homo.

00:38:49.000 Yeah, right?

00:38:50.000 Talk about homo department.

00:38:52.000 Censorship.

00:38:53.000 Yeah, true.

00:38:54.000 I will censor on my live stream.

00:39:04.000 Nick, play the taxi driver soundtrack.

00:39:07.000 That's not a bad idea.

00:39:10.000 But I don't want to risk it.

00:39:11.000 I don't want to chance it by running Spotify at the same time.

00:39:16.000 Yeah, why don't you speak English?

00:39:18.000 Speak English!

00:39:20.000 Do they die if you hit them just once?

00:39:38.000 You are hurting a French fan's feelings.

00:39:40.000 I am a paid pick too.

00:39:41.000 I like when they say that as though it makes a difference.

00:39:44.000 I'm just busting your chops, bro.

00:39:47.000 I'm just joking, dude.

00:39:50.000 I was going for the other one.

00:39:52.000 I was going for her.

00:40:01.000 When somebody asked me to call on Discord, Nick, play the pee pee poo poo sound.

00:40:08.000 Okay.

00:40:10.000 Should open a notepad so you can.

00:40:12.000 Copy paste.

00:40:13.000 Oh, that's not a bad idea.

00:40:15.000 That's not a bad idea.

00:40:18.000 I wonder if that works.

00:40:21.000 Well, here, let me enter it first.

00:40:23.000 Lawyer up.

00:40:24.000 Let me try and copy this.

00:40:25.000 Oh, it won't let me highlight.

00:40:30.000 Let me try it real quick in my browser.

00:40:37.000 Hmm.

00:40:40.000 Okay, let's try.

00:40:42.000 Let's find out.

00:40:43.000 Oh, yeah, it doesn't work.

00:40:45.000 Copy paste doesn't work.

00:40:47.000 That's kind of stupid that you have to enter it manually every time.

00:40:54.000 Hey, Nick, it's almost time for school for me.

00:40:56.000 What kind of school?

00:40:57.000 College or high school?

00:41:04.000 Aw, whoops.

00:41:05.000 Nick, they.

00:41:06.000 Okay, I'm not.

00:41:09.000 Some of these chats are too outrageous, I can't read them.

00:41:18.000 Preschool.

00:41:19.000 Oh, okay, cool.

00:41:20.000 Have fun in preschool, dude.

00:41:23.000 Have fun in preschool.

00:41:24.000 Meme school.

00:41:27.000 Favorite White Han Jang quote.

00:41:30.000 I don't follow him because he doesn't follow me, so that's all I have to say about that.

00:41:36.000 Look, if people don't follow me first, I'm not following.

00:41:41.000 Is that a girl or a guy?

00:41:43.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:45.000 Key college student, I like that.

00:42:00.000 Yeah, see, this is actually.

00:42:11.000 It's too overpowered of a cheat code because you could just do whatever you want then.

00:42:18.000 But I kind of like that.

00:42:21.000 What a cringe philosophy, Nick.

00:42:22.000 What philosophy?

00:42:26.000 What is a cringe philosophy?

00:42:32.000 Oh, is there guys on the other side?

00:42:35.000 Who are those reds over there?

00:42:36.000 Who are those red dots?

00:42:39.000 Oh, I gotta defend myself against those red dots.

00:42:45.000 I had to shoot through a crowd of people to defend myself.

00:42:49.000 Who is this guy?

00:42:51.000 Who do you represent?

00:42:51.000 Who are you?

00:42:55.000 What is that?

00:43:02.000 I'm so fast in typing.

00:43:05.000 I'm following people back?

00:43:07.000 Yeah, you're probably just coping because I won't follow you back.

00:43:10.000 Look, if the guy doesn't follow me back, why should I follow him?

00:43:15.000 I have more followers than him.

00:43:16.000 He should follow me.

00:43:21.000 You wouldn't understand it's an e-celebrity thing.

00:43:23.000 You wouldn't understand it's an e-celebrity thing.

00:43:30.000 Oh, I got cocky.

00:43:35.000 I'm gonna go to, uh.

00:43:39.000 Oh, you know where we're going.

00:43:41.000 Where is it?

00:43:47.000 Is it seriously just not marked right now?

00:43:49.000 Or what's the deal?

00:43:51.000 I think it's somewhere around here.

00:43:52.000 Okay.

00:44:03.000 Collab with James Charles Wen?

00:44:05.000 He loves hot straight guys.

00:44:07.000 That's a great idea.

00:44:09.000 That's a great idea.

00:44:10.000 I think I'll do that.

00:44:13.000 I'll let him put makeup on me.

00:44:16.000 Boy, you're up.

00:44:18.000 That's a joke, by the way.

00:44:23.000 Aw, come on.

00:44:27.000 Aw, come on!

00:44:30.000 I just want to go about my business, please.

00:44:33.000 Can I please just go about my business?

00:44:37.000 Copy that, dispatch.

00:44:38.000 Animals on the loose.

00:44:41.000 Don't believe she told me.

00:44:43.000 I'm gonna make that back around this place.

00:44:45.000 You just turned up dead!

00:44:56.000 Okay.

00:45:04.000 Heyo, heyo, give me that.

00:45:24.000 Give me that.

00:45:25.000 Give me that.

00:45:26.000 Yo, yo, slow down.

00:45:33.000 Yo, thank you for the Ninjagini, Maxi Fraud.

00:45:37.000 Wow, thank you so much, big guy.

00:45:41.000 I'm riding a Ninjagini now, buddy.

00:45:46.000 Much appreciated, bro.

00:45:49.000 Driving in the Ninjagini today.

00:45:51.000 I'm taking the Ninjagini out.

00:45:58.000 Oh, whoops.

00:45:59.000 That was my bad.

00:46:02.000 Where's the Chinese theater?

00:46:06.000 Whoa, what was that?

00:46:08.000 What was that?

00:46:10.000 This guy in the smart car just threw that?

00:46:16.000 Jeez.

00:46:18.000 What a J.O.

00:46:21.000 Yeah, alright.

00:46:22.000 Time for my revenge, I think.

00:46:25.000 Not happy about that.

00:46:27.000 Not happy about that one bit.

00:46:36.000 Grand Theft Auto is a simulation game.

00:46:41.000 This is a joke.

00:46:42.000 I'm joking.

00:46:44.000 That's a joke.

00:46:44.000 I'm kidding.

00:46:45.000 That is a joke that is in very bad taste.

00:46:49.000 I am only kidding.

00:46:51.000 Edgy humor, nothing more.

00:46:53.000 Just a funny joke.

00:46:56.000 1000 opening.

00:46:58.000 What is 1000?

00:46:59.000 No, hey, whoa.

00:47:01.000 Quit spamming somebody else's thing in here.

00:47:04.000 You're gone.

00:47:06.000 Spamming somebody else's channel in my chat?

00:47:10.000 Yeah, I don't think so.

00:47:13.000 Okay, what is the deal?

00:47:16.000 I guess I gotta look both ways, huh?

00:47:21.000 Sheesh.

00:47:23.000 Somebody's gonna pay for that, you know what?

00:47:28.000 If I can't get the guy who hit me, I will get the next best thing.

00:47:37.000 If I can't kill the guy that just ran me over, I will get the next best thing.

00:47:45.000 Which is.

00:47:47.000 Every bystander.

00:47:51.000 Every bystander who watched.

00:48:00.000 Yo, yo!

00:48:02.000 Thank you for the Ninjagini and the diamond.

00:48:06.000 Two Ninjaginis, a diamond.

00:48:10.000 Thank you, bro.

00:48:15.000 Thank you, my man.

00:48:19.000 Oh, ah!

00:48:21.000 Oh, oh, whoa!

00:48:23.000 You see how close that was?

00:48:26.000 What did you just say to me, huh?

00:48:30.000 Okay, yeah.

00:48:42.000 Yo, thank you for the Ninjagini kickflip.

00:48:44.000 Wow, we got a fleet of Ninjaginis in the chat right now.

00:48:49.000 A full fleet of Ninjaginis hanging out, posted up.

00:48:59.000 Thank you for the Ninjagini, baby.

00:49:03.000 Tell us some stories about Ben Shapiro.

00:49:05.000 I don't really have any stories about Ben Shapiro.

00:49:09.000 I don't understand how much money a Ninjagini is.

00:49:11.000 We're a little bit less like nine dollars San Andreas has much better cheat codes.

00:49:11.000 I think it's like $10.

00:49:30.000 I wouldn't know.

00:49:39.000 I thought you could do a stealth kill, but that didn't really work.

00:49:50.000 Have any stories about Ben Shapiro's sister?

00:49:53.000 Ah, no, not really.

00:49:57.000 Have any.

00:49:58.000 Oh.

00:49:58.000 The Coca Cola foe today.

00:50:00.000 Yeah, I gotta stay awake, so hitting the caffeine.

00:50:04.000 Got any more Prager Force stories?

00:50:07.000 No, just that.

00:50:08.000 That was my only story about that.

00:50:14.000 Grandpa, tell us that story about how you saved the white race.

00:50:18.000 So true.

00:50:18.000 Story in progress.

00:50:20.000 Excuse me.

00:50:21.000 Look at this.

00:50:25.000 Disgusting.

00:50:28.000 Disgusting.

00:50:31.000 You want some more?

00:50:32.000 Disgust me.

00:50:34.000 Gross.

00:50:37.000 I gotta lawyer up real quick.

00:50:39.000 Nick, do you play any card games?

00:50:41.000 No, not really.

00:50:43.000 What kind of card games?

00:50:44.000 Like what?

00:50:45.000 Like Yu Gi Oh?

00:50:45.000 Yu Gi Oh?

00:50:47.000 Or Pokemon?

00:50:50.000 Or do you mean like poker?

00:50:52.000 I don't play any card games.

00:50:57.000 Nick, Nick, I'm a baby.

00:50:58.000 Please tell me a story.

00:51:00.000 So true.

00:51:01.000 That's how you guys sound, you know that?

00:51:03.000 Are you a shareholder of Coca Cola?

00:51:05.000 No.

00:51:07.000 Tell us a story about the girl who asked you out.

00:51:09.000 I think I've seen her on your old show.

00:51:11.000 Yeah, you're right about that, actually.

00:51:13.000 Hey, you're right about that.

00:51:14.000 How did you know that?

00:51:15.000 How did you know that?

00:51:18.000 That those were the same people.

00:51:20.000 You're right, though.

00:51:23.000 What stories are there to tell?

00:51:24.000 I mean, we met in seventh grade, we were in the same English class, and.

00:51:36.000 She was in the theater.

00:51:38.000 I was in the stage crew in the theater.

00:51:40.000 I was the stage manager in eighth grade.

00:51:43.000 That was the big cheese.

00:51:45.000 I was the stage manager.

00:51:46.000 Very tough, very serious, all about the business.

00:51:52.000 And then we did a radio show in high school.

00:51:57.000 It was called the Freshman Hour or something like that the Freshman Show.

00:52:01.000 It was me, her, this dude, and one other person who I completely forgot.

00:52:06.000 Forget about.

00:52:08.000 And we would do the show, and then we would, uh, then that group, I think one time we went out to eat.

00:52:18.000 And then we were in the same city for college.

00:52:21.000 She went to Berkeley, and I went to Boston U. Berkeley, the music school she went to.

00:52:28.000 And then after Charlottesville, she wanted nothing to do with me.

00:52:30.000 Or like, um, not after Charlottesville.

00:52:33.000 Sometime after the election, she was like, she was like, bye, and she blocked me on everything.

00:52:38.000 Never heard from her again.

00:52:39.000 So that's a fine.

00:52:40.000 That's a fine how do you do, don't you think?

00:52:42.000 You know somebody for seven years?

00:52:46.000 You know somebody for seven years?

00:52:50.000 You know their family, you've been to their house.

00:52:56.000 And that's how it goes, huh?

00:52:57.000 That's the way the cookie crumbles.

00:52:59.000 Yeah.

00:53:01.000 It's me.

00:53:01.000 I'm the bad person, right?

00:53:05.000 So.

00:53:07.000 Yeah.

00:53:08.000 Because of the politics, because it was the political stuff, you know?

00:53:11.000 She snaps me.

00:53:12.000 Bye.

00:53:13.000 Blocked on everything.

00:53:14.000 You know what?

00:53:14.000 Fine.

00:53:16.000 I don't care.

00:53:17.000 I don't care.

00:53:18.000 I'm apathetic.

00:53:19.000 I am content being solitary.

00:53:22.000 But, uh, whatever.

00:53:24.000 Whatever.

00:53:27.000 That's how you became MGTOW?

00:53:28.000 I'm not MGTOW.

00:53:30.000 I'm actually not MGTOW, so.

00:53:34.000 Oh, hey, open the door.

00:53:36.000 Open the door.

00:53:38.000 So, anyway.

00:53:47.000 Good stuff.

00:53:49.000 Screw that hoe, Nick.

00:53:50.000 We are loyal.

00:53:51.000 Don't worry.

00:53:52.000 Yeah, thanks, bro.

00:53:55.000 Does the Discord still exist?

00:53:56.000 Still, no.

00:53:57.000 Nick is telling us I am not MGTOW.

00:54:01.000 Take the anti woman pill if you have a GF.

00:54:04.000 Just take the, no matter who you are.

00:54:07.000 You about a size 13, size 14, actually.

00:54:13.000 Size 14?

00:54:16.000 Thoughts on no fat?

00:54:18.000 That's probably good.

00:54:19.000 Probably a good idea.

00:54:22.000 Oh, is this the medics now?

00:54:25.000 I think I'm gonna be sick.

00:54:27.000 Yeah.

00:54:28.000 Stay down!

00:54:29.000 How about now?

00:54:37.000 Nick, did you see Brittany Venti's tweet about Boogie's engagement ring?

00:54:41.000 That wasn't Boogie, that was some other fat guy.

00:54:44.000 Yeah, I saw it.

00:54:53.000 Nick, we have all the pussy you'd ever want.

00:54:56.000 Yikes.

00:54:56.000 Disavow.

00:54:58.000 Cringe department.

00:55:02.000 Cool car.

00:55:03.000 Cool car, idiot.

00:55:10.000 Nice car.

00:55:13.000 Hey, nice truck, dude.

00:55:18.000 Boogie died.

00:55:19.000 Aw, F. RIP.

00:55:25.000 Press F in chat for Boogie who died.

00:55:27.000 Who passed away a moment ago?

00:55:31.000 Hey, nice car.

00:55:33.000 Hey, dude.

00:55:37.000 Nice car.

00:55:44.000 Yeah, thanks for pressing F for my friend Boogie.

00:55:49.000 Cool car, dude.

00:55:51.000 Here we go.

00:55:51.000 Oh, here we go.

00:55:52.000 Just what we wanted.

00:55:53.000 Just what we wanted.

00:55:55.000 What did you say to me, huh?

00:55:57.000 What did you say to me?

00:56:02.000 Officer, he approached me.

00:56:06.000 Oh, dropping my controller here.

00:56:10.000 I don't understand how the police get mad at me when he's the one who instigated.

00:56:15.000 He could have walked away.

00:56:16.000 Yo, nice car.

00:56:22.000 Excuse me, nice car.

00:56:28.000 Yo, nice car, dude.

00:56:34.000 Self defense scenario.

00:56:36.000 Yeah, you're telling me, right?

00:56:37.000 Nice car, bro.

00:56:41.000 You know, it's really imprecise.

00:56:42.000 It's like half the time you hit it, half the time it doesn't even work.

00:56:49.000 Oh, hey, guys, nice car.

00:56:51.000 Really cool car you got there.

00:56:59.000 Nick, I went to the grocery store and saw a Mexican absolutely clown.

00:57:03.000 Well, I will help.

00:57:05.000 You know, nice car, dude.

00:57:07.000 Are these guys gonna get out?

00:57:08.000 You're gonna post up?

00:57:11.000 What are you gonna do about it, huh?

00:57:12.000 What are you gonna do about it?

00:57:14.000 I'm literally gonna kill you with the hammer.

00:57:17.000 Oh, this guy wants some?

00:57:19.000 You want a piece of this?

00:57:21.000 What are you gonna do?

00:57:25.000 Yeah, I think you got a problem.

00:57:31.000 Oh, the hammer's not a one shot anymore?

00:57:33.000 Okay, you know what?

00:57:34.000 Forget the hammer.

00:57:36.000 Forget the hammer.

00:57:37.000 You wanna play rough?

00:57:49.000 Waking up to some Nick Fuentes.

00:57:51.000 Best Monday, am I right?

00:57:53.000 You're right, bro.

00:57:54.000 Best Monday ever.

00:58:05.000 I hear some hip-hop music.

00:58:10.000 Where's that coming from?

00:58:32.000 Next play is Franklin.

00:58:33.000 I can't!

00:58:35.000 I can't and won't let me.

00:58:36.000 I have to complete a few missions before I can play as the other guys.

00:58:39.000 I'm stuck as Trevor.

00:58:40.000 I don't want to play as Trevor.

00:58:43.000 But I have to.

00:58:48.000 But I gotta do it.

00:58:49.000 So, you know, what are you gonna do?

00:58:53.000 With Nick playing, it's a more accurate LA simulator.

00:58:56.000 Nick plays Jared Holt.

00:58:58.000 Jared Holt, character creator.

00:59:01.000 Do some missions then, please.

00:59:03.000 Dude, shut up.

00:59:06.000 Give me a Ninjagini and I'll do a mission, okay?

00:59:09.000 How's that?

00:59:11.000 Do a mission, Nick.

00:59:12.000 Yeah, let's cough up a Ninjagini and then I'll do a mission.

00:59:16.000 How's that?

00:59:18.000 Until then, I'm just gonna get my sick kicks.

00:59:21.000 I guess you could say I'm a pretty sick guy.

00:59:28.000 I guess you could say I'm a pretty sick guy.

00:59:34.000 I just had to kill a lot of people.

00:59:38.000 Oh, come on.

00:59:44.000 Like I said, I'm creating my own missions.

00:59:50.000 Nick, how many Rogans tall are you?

00:59:52.000 Probably like two.

00:59:56.000 I'm six foot nine, so how many Rogans is that?

01:00:03.000 What are you doing?

01:00:04.000 Trying to take a picture of me?

01:00:07.000 Stupid idiot.

01:00:08.000 See a guy with a hammer just knocking people out, you're gonna take a picture?

01:00:12.000 Why don't you take a picture to last longer?

01:00:21.000 Does Nick look like the kind of guy with a mission?

01:00:24.000 Do I really look like a guy on a mission?

01:00:30.000 I just do things.

01:00:36.000 I like the hand.

01:00:37.000 Where's the hand?

01:00:40.000 Oh.

01:00:41.000 Oh!

01:00:43.000 Hey, uh, excuse me.

01:00:49.000 What do you think of that?

01:00:52.000 Oh, you really suck.

01:00:57.000 How about, what do you think of this though?

01:00:59.000 Slow down?

01:00:59.000 What do you think of that?

01:01:02.000 That was a drive by.

01:01:03.000 I just did another drive by.

01:01:05.000 Look at that.

01:01:06.000 What do you think of this?

01:01:09.000 Hey, F you.

01:01:14.000 What do you think of this?

01:01:15.000 Uh oh, wait, wait, wait, there's a situation happening.

01:01:40.000 Don't worry, I got him.

01:01:46.000 I got him, don't worry.

01:01:47.000 Hey, stop!

01:01:51.000 I don't know why that's so funny to me.

01:01:59.000 Hey, are you hip?

01:02:07.000 I'm hip.

01:02:09.000 I'm hip.

01:02:12.000 Here, let me return your wallet.

01:02:14.000 It made me stop?

01:02:14.000 What?

01:02:16.000 No!

01:02:17.000 I don't wanna.

01:02:24.000 I didn't even try to do that.

01:02:26.000 I was trying to run right over him.

01:02:31.000 Yeah, this is what it's about.

01:02:34.000 It's not about the money.

01:02:56.000 Horon.

01:02:56.000 Excuse me?

01:02:58.000 Hold on.

01:02:58.000 Do you want the craziest autograph?

01:03:02.000 You know you don't look tough, sugar tits.

01:03:04.000 Bitch, please.

01:03:06.000 What did you say to me?

01:03:14.000 Listen, even your parents can't stand you.

01:03:35.000 Oh!

01:03:35.000 Nice.

01:03:43.000 I gotta get her, man.

01:03:44.000 I gotta get her.

01:03:45.000 Can't let her get away with that.

01:03:51.000 Ah, what is this now?

01:03:53.000 Hang on.

01:03:54.000 One second.

01:04:07.000 I told you not to fuck with me.

01:04:12.000 Citizens report you at two forty five.

01:04:21.000 This is so.

01:04:22.000 This lawyer up sheet code is very clutch.

01:04:34.000 All right, all right.

01:04:35.000 Is this a Christian game, Nick?

01:04:36.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 Hey dude, nice car, nice car man.

01:04:57.000 You have a favorite weapon?

01:04:58.000 Yeah, I like the hammer.

01:05:03.000 I like the hammer, actually.

01:05:08.000 Cool car, dude.

01:05:17.000 Nice car.

01:05:20.000 Nice car, bro.

01:05:23.000 Yo, stop.

01:05:28.000 Oh, whoops.

01:05:30.000 Nick, the hammer jammer.

01:05:34.000 Nick, another spam fag.

01:05:36.000 He's gonna get banned.

01:05:38.000 Oh, you're getting banned.

01:05:39.000 Sorry, bro.

01:05:40.000 Another one.

01:05:41.000 Yeah, banned.

01:05:42.000 How disrespectful.

01:05:43.000 You come into my chat and you spam?

01:05:45.000 How dare you?

01:05:47.000 I won't have it.

01:05:49.000 I simply won't have it.

01:05:51.000 Do you own any guns, IRL?

01:05:55.000 Yeah.

01:06:00.000 I don't understand how Nick.

01:06:01.000 Free aim so well because I'm good at the game.

01:06:05.000 Hello, hello, department.

01:06:11.000 Because I'm good at the game.

01:06:16.000 Uh oh, here we go, here we go.

01:06:19.000 Uh, officer, this man is running at me.

01:06:22.000 Officer, he's putting me in a self defense situation.

01:06:26.000 Alright, you want some?

01:06:29.000 Wait, what?

01:06:29.000 Yeah, come on, bro.

01:06:37.000 Just get back in your car.

01:06:38.000 Just get back in your car.

01:06:40.000 Get back in your car!

01:06:43.000 Did that hurt a little?

01:06:53.000 Aw, jeez.

01:07:02.000 What's this?

01:07:02.000 Is this guy?

01:07:03.000 Who is this guy?

01:07:05.000 Is this guy Asian or something?

01:07:07.000 Or what's the deal?

01:07:10.000 That was kind of goofy.

01:07:22.000 Why even run anymore, right?

01:07:24.000 When you can just do that.

01:07:27.000 Trump's America shaking my head.

01:07:30.000 Unbelievable.

01:07:32.000 Have you ever been to St. Louis?

01:07:34.000 Yeah, I've been to St. Louis.

01:07:36.000 I've been to St. Louis a couple of times.

01:07:47.000 Yeah, I went to St. Louis a few times for a model UN.

01:07:56.000 Went to Wash University, model UN, and I won first place both times.

01:08:02.000 Yeah, the first time, the first time, Washington University in St. Louis, model UN, I represented Saudi Arabia in the G20, won first place.

01:08:14.000 The second year, I represented Mohamed Masri in the Supreme Egyptian Military Council.

01:08:23.000 One first place.

01:08:27.000 Yeah, that was a great conference.

01:08:28.000 Great model UN conference.

01:08:30.000 Seriously?

01:08:31.000 Seriously?

01:08:46.000 I'm gonna kill her and then I'm gonna okay.

01:08:49.000 Everybody just wants to jazz me up today, huh?

01:09:04.000 Okay, idiot.

01:09:08.000 Was there an Israel kid?

01:09:10.000 No, not in those committees.

01:09:12.000 Israel's not in the G20, idiot.

01:09:15.000 You know what was really funny, though, about Model UN?

01:09:23.000 I represented Iran three times.

01:09:28.000 Yeah, I represented Iran three times in Model UN.

01:09:34.000 And.

01:09:38.000 Whenever I represented Iran, they would always encourage you, or at least at our school, they would encourage us not to call Israel Israel.

01:09:47.000 We would have to refer to it as the Zionist occupation regimes, because if you were representing Iran, because they said that it wouldn't be realistic for the Iranian delegation to not be hostile to Israel.

01:10:04.000 So that was pretty based.

01:10:05.000 That was pretty based in Red Cove.

01:10:08.000 You know, we would have to call for the destruction of Israel and shit like that.

01:10:12.000 you Oh, here we go.

01:10:12.000 Pretty epic.

01:10:36.000 Oh, I thought I was going to hit that guy.

01:10:38.000 That didn't really work, though.

01:10:46.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:10:47.000 What happened?

01:10:53.000 Hey, oh.

01:10:55.000 Yeah, I was pretty based.

01:10:59.000 I live in the St. Louis area and it is a massive asshole.

01:11:02.000 No whites want to live here near the others.

01:11:05.000 Yeah.

01:11:06.000 Interesting.

01:11:07.000 You had to call it Shlomo Stand.

01:11:09.000 No, we called the Zionist Occupation Regime.

01:11:15.000 What the heck?

01:11:17.000 That cop was right behind me.

01:11:19.000 Nobody would want to tell me.

01:11:28.000 Anyway, how many missions have you done?

01:11:30.000 Like a handful.

01:11:32.000 As unlikely as it is, but should the time come, which country do you think will leave the UN first?

01:11:37.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:11:40.000 Doesn't seem like that'll happen anytime soon.

01:11:44.000 Nick, when are you going to play Catboy Simulator?

01:11:49.000 Is there such a thing?

01:11:52.000 Is there such a thing?

01:11:53.000 Please share the details.

01:11:57.000 VR Catboy Simulator?

01:11:59.000 I don't think you'd ever see me again.

01:12:01.000 I think I would just disappear.

01:12:02.000 Here.

01:12:02.000 I would just drop off the face of the earth.

01:12:07.000 Thoughts on Farage getting milkshaked.

01:12:10.000 It is a real travesty.

01:12:22.000 Did you ever play Bully?

01:12:24.000 I played at a friend's house like once.

01:12:24.000 Uh, no.

01:12:27.000 Oh.

01:12:37.000 Oh my lord!

01:12:38.000 Holy shit!

01:12:47.000 Nick, what would you do if you got milkshaked?

01:12:50.000 I don't know.

01:12:52.000 I don't know, I wouldn't be happy about it.

01:12:55.000 I'll probably just, you know, carry on.

01:12:57.000 Why hasn't someone sensible shot you yet?

01:13:10.000 Hey Nick, do you want me to get you a milkshake?

01:13:12.000 Yeah.

01:13:13.000 I had a milkshake last night actually, so.

01:13:16.000 Might be a little much.

01:13:17.000 Might be a little too much sugar for me.

01:13:20.000 For old Nick.

01:13:39.000 They said, how's my free aim so good?

01:13:41.000 I'm John Wick.

01:13:43.000 I told you not to fuck with me!

01:14:04.000 Nick, you're being a real jerk in this game.

01:14:06.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:14:08.000 Tease the details of the premium double feature.

01:14:12.000 No, can't do.

01:14:12.000 You gotta watch it.

01:14:13.000 I made a big announcement.

01:14:15.000 I announced a big guest coming on the show on Friday on the premium show.

01:14:20.000 And talked about some other things.

01:14:24.000 So, you just have to subscribe, I guess.

01:14:28.000 Whoops.

01:14:29.000 Thought there was gonna be a ramp there.

01:14:32.000 Thoughts on Norm MacDonald?

01:14:33.000 He's cool.

01:14:35.000 Thoughts on John Wick 3.

01:14:38.000 Very good film.

01:14:39.000 I enjoyed it immensely.

01:14:43.000 And I actually watched the first two this weekend because they're so good.

01:14:55.000 Back hurts, neck hurts.

01:14:58.000 I'm tired, I'm sleepy.

01:15:03.000 I haven't died once yet.

01:15:04.000 I am cheating, but still.

01:15:07.000 I died exactly once.

01:15:08.000 But still.

01:15:16.000 Hey, oh, yo, thanks for the diamond, Moody Blues.

01:15:20.000 Why, oh, why do you exist?

01:15:25.000 Oh, sorry, didn't mean to knock you down like that.

01:15:26.000 That's entirely your fault, Moody, much sorry.

01:15:30.000 Would you open your fucking eyes?

01:15:41.000 I'm calling Weasel News.

01:15:49.000 Hey, what are you taking a picture of, huh?

01:15:53.000 Aw, come on!

01:15:56.000 Seriously?

01:16:03.000 Aw, who's this now?

01:16:10.000 This guy's still alive?

01:16:11.000 He got hit with a shotgun twice.

01:16:14.000 Dude, just drop it.

01:16:23.000 Oh!

01:16:25.000 Nick, check out Dragged Across Concrete on VOD.

01:16:28.000 Got our boy Vince Vaughn and Mel Gibson.

01:16:31.000 Okay.

01:16:35.000 She's calling Fox News, yeah.

01:16:51.000 Nick, have you ever watched Star Trek?

01:16:59.000 No.

01:17:00.000 I've never seen anything Star Trek.

01:17:01.000 Star Trek is stupid.

01:17:04.000 Star Trek is stupid and for nerds.

01:17:08.000 Cool glasses.

01:17:11.000 What?

01:17:12.000 Okay.

01:17:13.000 What did you say to me?

01:17:14.000 Go watch some more!

01:17:16.000 Oh my god!

01:17:18.000 Oh my god!

01:17:23.000 Okay.

01:17:25.000 Star Trek equals Reddit, yeah.

01:17:27.000 I'm a Star Wars fan.

01:17:29.000 I like Star Wars, and I don't like Star Trek.

01:17:43.000 Whatever.

01:17:49.000 Oh, boy, look at this one.

01:17:52.000 Yikes.

01:17:54.000 Get the fuck out of my way.

01:17:56.000 Stay out.

01:18:03.000 Look at them running together.

01:18:07.000 How is she still standing?

01:18:20.000 Do an episode 9 reaction video.

01:18:23.000 It's a little early in the game.

01:18:24.000 That movie's not for another six months.

01:18:27.000 Seven months.

01:18:34.000 Vic, how long have you been up?

01:18:36.000 I've been up since 3 a.m. yesterday.

01:18:39.000 So, what is that?

01:18:40.000 31 hours?

01:18:42.000 Hello, 31 hours, department.

01:19:01.000 It's a freak show out here today, man.

01:19:04.000 I just didn't hear you.

01:19:06.000 Yeah, you've been scot.

01:19:08.000 Why is everyone yelling at me for no reason?

01:19:11.000 What did you say?

01:19:26.000 What are you gonna do?

01:19:27.000 Gonna take a picture?

01:19:29.000 Go ahead!

01:19:32.000 Excuse me!

01:19:33.000 Don't stop me!

01:19:52.000 This game is so funny.

01:19:54.000 I don't know why.

01:19:56.000 Why even play the missions when you can just do this?

01:20:06.000 How do you beat this?

01:20:08.000 You can't.

01:20:09.000 There is no better game.

01:20:11.000 Oh my lord.

01:20:12.000 You hear that voice?

01:20:24.000 Hey!

01:20:33.000 I should have killed him by now.

01:20:43.000 Nick, you ate there, buddy?

01:20:44.000 Yeah, I'm good.

01:20:47.000 I'm good.

01:20:47.000 I'm all there.

01:20:49.000 I'm with it.

01:20:51.000 Have you ever played Dark Souls?

01:20:52.000 No.

01:20:57.000 Nick, think about it.

01:20:58.000 If you sleep now, you get more rest before you have to put up with super chats.

01:21:01.000 No, if I sleep now, I'll sleep for too long and then I won't be able to sleep at night.

01:21:05.000 So, gotta wait a little bit.

01:21:11.000 Thanks for the diamond, German soup kitchen.

01:21:15.000 Nick, you're being totally not epic sauce right now.

01:21:18.000 Ouch.

01:21:23.000 Whoa!

01:21:25.000 I almost shot my pants.

01:21:31.000 Not again.

01:21:32.000 Forceville, did you lose a very big bet?

01:21:39.000 Wow.

01:21:40.000 Really?

01:21:41.000 Eat my fist of fire.

01:21:43.000 You really were pathetic.

01:21:46.000 How about this guy?

01:21:47.000 You want a piece?

01:21:50.000 What about you, lady?

01:21:59.000 Get the fuck out of my way!

01:22:02.000 Go on, say something.

01:22:09.000 Nick, you should Arthur Shopper on your show.

01:22:11.000 That guy's really cool and based.

01:22:14.000 Yeah, good idea.

01:22:15.000 He is really cool and based.

01:22:17.000 That would be really entertaining.

01:22:18.000 Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault.

01:22:25.000 Oh, my God.

01:22:33.000 Go to Vinewood Boulevard and fight the Republican Space Rangers.

01:22:37.000 Good idea.

01:22:42.000 Yo, can I. Can I cop this?

01:22:46.000 Where's Vinewood again?

01:22:47.000 Here?

01:22:49.000 Okay, I'll head up there.

01:22:50.000 Nick, when are you having Trump on the show?

01:22:53.000 Tomorrow.

01:22:54.000 He's coming on tomorrow.

01:22:56.000 Oh, this guy wants to fight?

01:22:58.000 Seriously?

01:23:00.000 Yeah.

01:23:03.000 What are you doing?

01:23:04.000 Get out of here.

01:23:09.000 Nick, when am I going to be on the show?

01:23:12.000 You're going to be on the show tomorrow.

01:23:12.000 Tomorrow.

01:23:18.000 You are the first guest, and Donald Trump will be coming up soon after.

01:23:34.000 Jesus!

01:23:51.000 When are you bringing back the call and never?

01:23:54.000 I will never bring back the call and chills weren't good.

01:23:57.000 Nobody enjoyed it, including and especially me.

01:24:03.000 Hey, you get over here.

01:24:05.000 Okay, can you get me out of here, please?

01:24:12.000 I think it's a trap.

01:24:13.000 Can you get me past them, please?

01:24:16.000 My car's just over there.

01:24:18.000 All right, yeah, just to prove chivalry isn't dead.

01:24:22.000 Yeah, it's gonna be a scam, but I'll kill all of them.

01:24:34.000 What's going on?

01:24:35.000 Do I have to go here?

01:24:40.000 What do I have to do?

01:24:43.000 Kill these guys or what?

01:24:45.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond, Stanley.

01:24:56.000 What the heck?

01:25:01.000 Where'd she go?

01:25:04.000 What's the whole point of that?

01:25:09.000 Whatever, stupid.

01:25:13.000 Not getting sleep causes brain damage.

01:25:16.000 Oh, good to know.

01:25:17.000 That's really good to know.

01:25:30.000 By the way, that's entirely your fault.

01:25:31.000 Uh oh.

01:25:34.000 Alright, here we go.

01:25:40.000 Come on.

01:25:43.000 What the fuck, dude?

01:25:45.000 Citizens are attacked.

01:25:47.000 I'm gonna call on a civilian.

01:25:54.000 I'm gonna call on a civilian.

01:26:05.000 Alright.

01:26:06.000 Big finish. Big finish.

01:26:50.000 When are you going to blow out?

01:26:51.000 Okay, no.

01:26:53.000 Opinions on opinions?

01:26:55.000 Yeah, why are all the questions like that?

01:26:59.000 Why are all the questions like this?

01:27:01.000 Can't you just hang out?

01:27:02.000 Can't you just chill?

01:27:06.000 It's just peppering me with these questions.

01:27:19.000 What's up, officers?

01:27:25.000 Hello, officers.

01:27:34.000 Hello, officer?

01:27:36.000 Officer?

01:27:37.000 Officer?

01:27:39.000 Are you.

01:27:41.000 Uh oh.

01:27:44.000 I think you're indicating that you're going to pull your gun out on me.

01:27:48.000 I don't feel very comfortable right now.

01:27:55.000 Police brutality.

01:28:17.000 This car handles badly.

01:28:20.000 Oh no.

01:28:31.000 Come on!

01:28:42.000 I'm gonna run out of water or air, I mean, Nick is a sovereign citizen, yeah.

01:28:58.000 It takes skill to drive in first person.

01:29:00.000 So true, I'm so good at the game.

01:29:02.000 That's why I'm able to do it so skillfully.

01:29:09.000 Red Dead Redemption is a lot of fun to josh around in.

01:29:12.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:29:15.000 But I like this game better.

01:29:17.000 But I like this game a little better.

01:29:18.000 You want some more?

01:29:50.000 How come your sleep schedule is so out of whack, Nick?

01:29:55.000 That's a good question.

01:29:57.000 Well, I don't know, it's kind of complicated.

01:30:08.000 The problem is that I just procrastinate my work, basically, until it's way too late.

01:30:12.000 That's kind of the honest answer.

01:30:16.000 But it's also, I have a very hard time falling asleep at night, and I have a hard time waking up.

01:30:25.000 It's like a lot of problems.

01:30:26.000 I'm a very dysfunctional person.

01:30:42.000 Have you ever heard of Hillsdale College, Nick?

01:30:45.000 Yeah, I've heard of Hillsdale.

01:31:00.000 That's what all geniuses have to deal with.

01:31:02.000 So true.

01:31:04.000 Suffering from success.

01:31:06.000 That's what it's like being super high IQ.

01:31:20.000 When you don't have a normie, wagey lifestyle, it's tough to regulate your sleeping.

01:31:24.000 Yeah, that's so true.

01:31:26.000 What did you say?

01:31:28.000 You're being very loud.

01:31:37.000 Can you relate to this?

01:31:38.000 Is this a relatable game or moment?

01:31:43.000 Stay down!

01:31:55.000 Hard time falling asleep?

01:31:56.000 Like, N word.

01:31:57.000 Just close your eyes.

01:31:58.000 Just turn off the lights and lay down.

01:32:00.000 I can't sleep.

01:32:01.000 I'm too smart.

01:32:06.000 I can't just.

01:32:06.000 I can't turn my brain off.

01:32:08.000 It's too active.

01:32:10.000 I'm a tortured genius.

01:32:12.000 Stop smoking.

01:32:13.000 Whoa!

01:32:15.000 Okay.

01:32:19.000 Oh, now you're gonna run away?

01:32:22.000 Disgusting drug addict.

01:32:35.000 Night owls are smarter on average but get ostracized by day guys.

01:32:39.000 That's so true, so relatable.

01:32:42.000 I'm ostracized by the day people.

01:32:49.000 Bro, you got slipped and tapped.

01:32:51.000 Yeah, that was brutal.

01:32:56.000 Democrat simulator.

01:32:59.000 So accurate.

01:33:09.000 I'm not even coming for you, but you're yelling so loud that now I want to.

01:33:15.000 But I'm not gonna.

01:33:17.000 Nick, get a Brazilian GF?

01:33:19.000 Dude, you're hilarious.

01:33:20.000 No way.

01:33:31.000 I'm getting tired.

01:33:31.000 I'm getting sleepy now.

01:33:33.000 My adrenaline rush, my second wind is wearing down.

01:33:38.000 Wearing off.

01:33:39.000 I'm getting tired now.

01:33:43.000 I'm getting mellow mode.

01:33:46.000 Entering the mellow phase.

01:33:49.000 And then it's the angry phase.

01:33:51.000 Gonna have to log off before I get really agitated.

01:34:00.000 Drink more coke.

01:34:00.000 Nah, it's too much sugar.

01:34:12.000 I'm just going mellow mode.

01:34:15.000 Nick, do this, do that, right?

01:34:17.000 That's my whole life.

01:34:18.000 It's just people.

01:34:24.000 Like I'm some kind of animal and you're just throwing peanuts at me.

01:34:27.000 Like I'm some caged zoo animal and you're throwing peanuts at me.

01:34:35.000 Except it's money.

01:34:37.000 Except.

01:34:38.000 Except instead of throwing peanuts, you're throwing money at me.

01:34:41.000 It's lino points.

01:34:43.000 Oh!

01:34:49.000 Oh!

01:34:56.000 I like the counter with the hammer.

01:35:00.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond, bro.

01:35:02.000 Oh, wow.

01:35:36.000 Aw, come on!

01:35:50.000 Oh, here we go, here we go.

01:35:53.000 Finally, a little action.

01:35:56.000 Oh, he stole a car!

01:35:58.000 I can't chase him on foot if he's in the car.

01:36:01.000 I guess I could try and snipe him.

01:36:09.000 Yeah, no way he's gone Nick, have you ever drank a Coca Cola?

01:36:29.000 No, no, I never have actually.

01:36:36.000 Oh, I already hit that.

01:37:07.000 Oh!

01:37:08.000 If you work out more, it helps you better, blah blah.

01:37:11.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:37:15.000 I love when people say these things like Nick, not sleeping at night is bad for you.

01:37:21.000 Oh, thanks.

01:37:23.000 Nick, try this helpful tip.

01:37:26.000 Thank you so much.

01:37:27.000 I have never heard of this.

01:37:31.000 Thank you.

01:37:33.000 Thank you for the helpful advice.

01:37:35.000 You should drink Mountain Dew and Baja Blast to flex on all the fake gamers.

01:37:39.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:37:40.000 I don't have any Mountain Dew at the moment, though.

01:37:43.000 Just work out, bro!

01:37:44.000 Yeah, right?

01:37:44.000 Like, let's just roll my eyes into the back of my head.

01:37:49.000 Let Nick enjoy his.

01:37:50.000 Thank you!

01:37:50.000 Let me enjoy my reality simulator.

01:37:52.000 So true.

01:37:54.000 Just need to slam a bottle of Tylenol PM.

01:37:57.000 Yeah, I just take Z Quill.

01:37:59.000 I just OD on Z Quill.

01:38:02.000 What?

01:38:03.000 Get the fuck out of my way!

01:38:05.000 Probably not.

01:38:07.000 Damn it!

01:38:08.000 Stay down!

01:38:11.000 Oh my god!

01:38:23.000 Just go up to her, bro.

01:38:25.000 Did you say what evs?

01:38:44.000 I need a gamer chair.

01:38:46.000 Yo, somebody send me a gamer chair.

01:38:48.000 This chair sucks.

01:38:49.000 It hurts my back.

01:38:51.000 sucks and it hurts my back and neck

01:39:08.000 This simulator

01:39:54.000 is named after my favorite John Mouse song.

01:40:00.000 Off of my second favorite John Mouse song.

01:40:12.000 Aw, wait, why is it stuck like that?

01:40:23.000 Whoops.

01:40:25.000 Ah!

01:40:39.000 You know what, let's just...

01:40:41.000 Alright, whoops.

01:41:45.000 Oh, come on The good thing is the windows are bulletproof on this one, I'm pretty sure.

01:42:00.000 So that gives me a bit of an advantage.

01:42:08.000 Ah!

01:42:22.000 Ah!

01:42:23.000 Okay, yeah, cool.

01:42:28.000 Ah, well, yeah, this is not gonna end well for me.

01:42:35.000 Let's just do this.

01:42:40.000 Oh, that's why, because my wheels are all busted, no wonder.

01:42:43.000 Go up.

01:43:07.000 Yeah, I gotta turtle up.

01:43:09.000 I gotta turtle up majorly.

01:43:15.000 Are you kidding?

01:43:17.000 Just let me drive over that.

01:43:24.000 Okay, time to turtle up, baby.

01:43:39.000 Hello, Epic.

01:43:42.000 Oh, we did it.

01:43:44.000 Yeah, get out of here.

01:43:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:51.000 Hey, make sure to subscribe to the channel.

01:43:53.000 Make sure to follow the channel.

01:43:55.000 Subscribe, like, drop a lino.

01:43:57.000 Nick, aren't you so happy that you have such witty and high IQ fans that can put parentheses around words to change their meaning?

01:44:04.000 Yeah, I am.

01:44:19.000 Oh!

01:44:21.000 See how epic that was?

01:44:22.000 Like, I'm in my Joker suit.

01:44:26.000 Oh!

01:44:33.000 I'll try a little third-person mode, so you can see how cool my Joker costume is.

01:45:16.000 Are you joking?

01:45:17.000 Bridge from two.

01:45:18.000 It's better than a bank investing your assets for our profits in the safety and security of the stock market.

01:45:24.000 Hey, America's been through some tough times.

01:45:41.000 Get in gorgeous.

01:45:43.000 Let's party All right.

01:45:53.000 Let's find someplace private so we can get crazy.

01:45:56.000 Yeah, let's get crazy.

01:46:11.000 Oh, whoops, sorry.

01:46:26.000 I could give me an idea No, no not in the mood I got better things to do.

01:47:00.000 Where'd you go, babe?

01:47:04.000 Come back to me.

01:47:10.000 Whoops.

01:47:11.000 What are you doing, huh, idiot?

01:47:20.000 This guy's going to try and shoot me, really?

01:47:35.000 She got killed by a shark.

01:48:05.000 Where is everybody?

01:48:55.000 Damn, Nick really be out here not sleeping.

01:48:57.000 Ain't gonna lie, he kind of fresh though.

01:49:00.000 So true.

01:49:03.000 Always fresh.

01:49:10.000 Being good at the game isn't hacking.

01:49:11.000 Exactly.

01:49:20.000 I'm tired.

01:49:21.000 I don't know.

01:49:21.000 Should we play a different game?

01:49:23.000 I'm kind of bored with this game right now.

01:49:25.000 Kind of bored with the game, though.

01:49:27.000 You can only kill people like this so many times.

01:49:35.000 A little bit of a sneeze there.

01:49:41.000 Hello, sneeze department.

01:49:51.000 Nick play minecraft away 40 minutes ago you took the highway I said back streets Fortnite or Minecraft?

01:50:37.000 LOL, when did Nick get on D-Live?

01:50:40.000 I've been on DLive forever, man.

01:50:42.000 I've been on DLive for a while.

01:50:43.000 Do you prefer open worlds or hub areas?

01:50:47.000 Open worlds.

01:50:55.000 Play cool math games, no way.

01:51:03.000 How badly do I miss Carlton?

01:51:05.000 He was a good dude.

01:51:05.000 pretty badly.

01:51:31.000 I've been here like three months.

01:51:33.000 First time seeing you here, bud.

01:51:34.000 Good luck.

01:51:35.000 Hey, thanks, bro.

01:51:39.000 I'd like to buy some jewels.

01:51:41.000 Oops.

01:52:03.000 Get the fuck out of my way.

01:52:18.000 Fucking eyes?

01:52:26.000 No, not you.

01:52:28.000 No, this one.

01:52:34.000 Oh.

01:52:52.000 Look at this guy taking the picture.

01:53:01.000 No, it's fine.

01:53:02.000 It's fine.

01:53:03.000 I hate when they all run away like that.

01:53:04.000 Just stay where you are!

01:53:11.000 That's entirely your fault!

01:53:41.000 Get the fuck out of my way!

01:54:03.000 Oh!

01:54:10.000 God, I don't love you!

01:54:18.000 Happy now?

01:54:21.000 What you- Open your fucking eyes.

01:54:43.000 Oh, you know what?

01:54:48.000 Where'd he go?

01:55:18.000 I'm doing a mission.

01:55:20.000 This is one of my missions.

01:55:23.000 I can imagine somebody tuning into the game right now.

01:55:26.000 No, don't worry though.

01:55:28.000 I have to mow down Venice Beach as part of a mission that I'm doing.

01:55:36.000 One of the game objectives, it says, is to do exactly what I'm doing.

01:55:46.000 If that looks a little unsettling or maybe wrong to you, it's just part of the game.

01:55:51.000 It's just a violent game.

01:56:05.000 Whoa!

01:56:07.000 I don't know about that.

01:56:26.000 It's like everything in this game is a crime.

01:56:32.000 Can't you just disable the police?

01:56:34.000 Please.

01:56:36.000 Disable the police

01:57:13.000 Really I got a couple of fights on my hands Nah, just leave me alone.

01:57:22.000 I'M NOT HURTING ANYBODY!

01:57:42.000 OH OH!

01:57:43.000 BE CAREFUL WITH THAT!

01:57:53.000 JOHN WICK STYLE!

01:57:59.000 Please, Charlie Kirk, give them a talking to.

01:58:02.000 Good idea.

01:58:03.000 Poor Nick, he is tired.

01:58:04.000 Yeah, I'm tired.

01:58:05.000 I'm fading.

01:58:06.000 I'm fading.

01:58:07.000 I told you it's a sleepy stream.

01:58:10.000 Wait, what is this?

01:58:13.000 What is this now?

01:58:14.000 Oh.

01:58:18.000 Yeah, no, we don't want that.

01:58:22.000 This is so sad.

01:58:23.000 Nick is so tired he can't even reach chat.

01:58:24.000 No, your chats just suck.

01:58:27.000 All these chats are just boring and frustrating.

01:58:30.000 Excuse me?

01:58:31.000 Sorry, didn't mean to create such a shitstorm.

01:58:33.000 Are you joking or what?

01:58:36.000 No!

01:58:37.000 Would you open your fucking eyes?

01:58:39.000 You can fix my booty.

01:58:42.000 Well, damn, excuse me.

01:58:44.000 Who is this?

01:58:46.000 You know how you can tell?

01:58:49.000 Get the fuck out of my way.

01:58:50.000 Looks like you're SOL, asshole.

01:58:53.000 What did you say?

01:58:54.000 You're dead, dude!

01:59:02.000 My favorite mission again.

01:59:06.000 It's all part of the mission.

01:59:09.000 Remember, no rushing.

01:59:45.000 Engine Civil says hello.

01:59:48.000 Hello.

01:59:50.000 What is that little icon next to your name there?

01:59:53.000 Hello, what's going on?

01:59:54.000 Oh, by the way, that's a tired person.

01:59:58.000 Rick, if you are tired, we are as well.

02:00:01.000 Is that how that works?

02:00:03.000 All part of the plan.

02:00:04.000 Trust the plan.

02:00:05.000 That's right, baby.

02:00:06.000 All part of the mission.

02:00:09.000 Uh oh.

02:00:10.000 Looks like it's time for mission objective.

02:00:14.000 Mission objective.

02:00:17.000 Time to complete the mission, John Wick.

02:00:20.000 Hey, wait a second.

02:00:21.000 Wait a second, I think I see.

02:00:23.000 Um, I think she has a gun.

02:00:29.000 It's time to defend myself.

02:00:29.000 I.

02:00:31.000 Hang on.

02:00:32.000 Time to tool up and defend myself.

02:00:34.000 I think I see someone.

02:00:37.000 Stop!

02:00:38.000 She has a gun!

02:00:40.000 Ugh!

02:00:41.000 Don't worry, I will protect this beach.

02:00:45.000 I think I've got her.

02:00:45.000 She has a gun.

02:00:47.000 It's that pink one.

02:00:51.000 There she is.

02:00:55.000 Um, okay, I think I got her.

02:00:56.000 I think I got her there.

02:01:02.000 Don't worry, everybody.

02:01:03.000 Mission complete.

02:01:04.000 Mission objective completed.

02:01:09.000 Now just collect the money.

02:01:13.000 Good, good job.

02:01:15.000 Good job, John Wick.

02:01:17.000 You did it again.

02:01:21.000 You didn't just pull a gun on some nobody.

02:01:24.000 That nobody was John Wick.

02:01:27.000 Excuse me.

02:01:37.000 I had to defend my life.

02:01:43.000 Let me see.

02:01:44.000 What's going on at this pier today?

02:01:47.000 What's going on at Navy Pier today?

02:01:49.000 What is this?

02:01:51.000 Hey, bros.

02:01:52.000 What?

02:01:53.000 Hey, how are you doing?

02:01:56.000 I mean, it's like, it's like, Dad, what the fuck?

02:02:00.000 Where are you?

02:02:01.000 This is blasphemy.

02:02:02.000 You know what you mean?

02:02:03.000 This is blasphemy!

02:02:08.000 Can't have that.

02:02:10.000 Baba Yeager, yeah.

02:02:13.000 yeah yeah

02:02:17.000 can I sit on this bench you need to find peace brah

02:02:48.000 Okay, whatever.

02:02:49.000 You fuck out.

02:02:50.000 Would you open your fucking eyes?

02:02:52.000 This guy wants to square up.

02:02:56.000 Square up.

02:02:58.000 Throw that chair up.

02:03:00.000 I don't think he wants this, bro.

02:03:05.000 How are you?

02:03:06.000 Ugh.

02:03:08.000 Until next month.

02:03:14.000 It's a freak show out here today, man.

02:03:22.000 Get the fuck out of my way!

02:03:24.000 Hey, that's

02:04:23.000 entirely your fault.

02:04:26.000 You fucking not right, Holmes.

02:04:30.000 No fucking way!

02:04:38.000 Oh no!

02:04:39.000 That guy from earlier!

02:04:42.000 I can't believe I'm doing this!

02:04:46.000 I want to get the third guy in the mix so I can kill him all at once.

02:04:52.000 Hey!

02:04:54.000 Screw you!

02:04:59.000 Got it!

02:05:00.000 Nobody likes you!

02:05:18.000 Hey man, enjoying the stream.

02:05:19.000 Have you used Native Trainer before?

02:05:21.000 No.

02:05:22.000 I don't even know what that is.

02:05:30.000 Buy a shotgun.

02:05:30.000 Dude, I have a shotgun.

02:05:37.000 UGH!

02:05:45.000 How did I miss?

02:05:47.000 Right in front of me.

02:05:53.000 He's trying to get you banned, Nick.

02:05:55.000 Who is?

02:06:14.000 Make you gotta install some mods.

02:06:17.000 No, I don't.

02:06:19.000 I don't want to do mods.

02:06:21.000 I just like playing vanilla.

02:06:26.000 I'm a vanilla kind of guy, you know?

02:06:30.000 Get the mod that turns all the girls into catboys.

02:06:33.000 Yeah, if only.

02:06:34.000 I wish.

02:06:38.000 If only it were that simple.

02:07:16.000 Nick loves Magyars.

02:07:18.000 Yeah, I do.

02:07:21.000 I love the Hungarian people.

02:07:29.000 Was I on four or did I just mess up one of the cards?

02:07:48.000 Hey, where'd that cop car go?

02:07:52.000 For a moment.

02:08:02.000 I was on four.

02:08:03.000 I'm ready to go.

02:08:13.000 Hey, it's just like me.

02:08:18.000 Yo, it's just like me.

02:08:23.000 I just, it's just like in the game.

02:08:35.000 Fuck out of my way.

02:08:42.000 Nick, I used to write for Lone Conservative, then realized it's gay.

02:08:45.000 Yeah, many, many such cases.

02:09:00.000 Time to ride the Ferris wheel.

02:09:03.000 Should I just take a nap on stream?

02:09:05.000 Would that be good content?

02:09:06.000 Is this content?

02:09:09.000 Have I just fell asleep on stream?

02:09:11.000 Have you just watched me sleep?

02:09:13.000 Kind of a tender gamer moment.

02:09:16.000 Tender gamer moment where Nick drifts off to sleep while gaming on the Ferris wheel and everybody watches.

02:09:25.000 Very cute.

02:09:26.000 Cute gamer moment.

02:09:30.000 Nick chilling, maxing, relaxing.

02:09:32.000 I'm chill maxing.

02:09:34.000 I'm comfy maxing.

02:09:37.000 How do I get off of this?

02:09:49.000 Come any closer, I'm calling the cops.

02:09:55.000 Nick, I used to think you were crazy with that globalist quote, then I followed you when Cassie Dillon tried to smear your name.

02:10:04.000 It happens.

02:10:05.000 Everybody thought I was crazy, but now everyone's finding out that I was right all along about everything.

02:10:17.000 Hey, Nick, do you want to hang out?

02:10:21.000 I don't have any friends, and I'm so lonely.

02:10:24.000 And I think you're so based and peed pilled.

02:10:28.000 Please be my friend.

02:10:30.000 Sorry.

02:10:33.000 Sorry, I'm a loner.

02:10:35.000 No can do.

02:10:43.000 Tired of winning, Nick?

02:10:44.000 Yeah.

02:10:46.000 I'm tired of winning at this game.

02:10:48.000 It's too easy.

02:10:49.000 You've got enlightened fools.

02:10:53.000 What hurts?

02:10:54.000 Just get fucked.

02:10:56.000 This is so bad.

02:10:57.000 I need a man's soul.

02:10:59.000 You want them?

02:11:04.000 I want a piece.

02:11:04.000 You want a slice?

02:11:10.000 I don't want to hurt you.

02:11:12.000 Yeah, you've got to worry about that.

02:11:19.000 Just get fucked.

02:11:26.000 Hold up.

02:11:30.000 Oh, there, what are you doing today?

02:11:36.000 Oh, yes, totally.

02:11:38.000 You unenlightened fool.

02:11:43.000 That's terrible.

02:11:45.000 Just get bucked.

02:11:49.000 Call me tomorrow.

02:12:20.000 I thought you were cringing at the time, but I had to admit that you had good optics and were a great public speaker.

02:12:26.000 That's what happens.

02:12:27.000 Everybody realizes I'm epic and based.

02:12:30.000 That's just how it goes.

02:12:38.000 Ugh.

02:12:39.000 Mmm.

02:12:55.000 The mission.

02:13:12.000 Your mission, should you choose to accept it?

02:13:15.000 Oh, what is this?

02:13:23.000 Three cop cars?

02:13:25.000 Yeah.

02:13:27.000 No.

02:13:43.000 Uhhhhhhhhhh Come on, come on, come on.

02:14:00.000 Whoa, the

02:14:37.000 thrill just isn't there anymore.

02:14:39.000 Nick, does it not come up if you just press one?

02:14:43.000 I have to press control and the teal day button.

02:14:48.000 Uh-oh, the mission.

02:14:50.000 The mission!

02:14:53.000 Of course.

02:15:04.000 Man, these missions are like crazy.

02:15:07.000 These missions just keep popping up.

02:15:11.000 Very intense game.

02:15:14.000 Very mission heavy game I'm playing right now.

02:15:22.000 It's like, geez, just let me relax.

02:15:24.000 Let me enjoy my retirement.

02:15:27.000 How's your retirement, John Wick?

02:15:43.000 Press up in cheat codes.

02:15:46.000 What do you mean?

02:15:51.000 Up, what does that mean?

02:15:52.000 Press up in cheat codes?

02:15:54.000 I don't even know what that means.

02:16:04.000 At least you're not from the UK.

02:16:06.000 Streamers from the UK are always cringing blue pilled.

02:16:08.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

02:16:10.000 I'm from the UK.

02:16:11.000 Oi!

02:16:12.000 Hello, mate.

02:16:13.000 You alright?

02:16:15.000 You alright?

02:16:15.000 Hello, mate.

02:16:19.000 I'm from the UK.

02:16:21.000 I'm from the UK.

02:16:23.000 Oi!

02:16:24.000 Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, bro.

02:16:31.000 I'm British.

02:16:32.000 So.

02:16:37.000 Oi, mate.

02:16:40.000 Oi, bruv.

02:16:43.000 I am totally British, so.

02:16:52.000 I have to go, but I really enjoyed the stream.

02:16:54.000 Thank you, Nick.

02:16:54.000 No, thank you, Quinn.

02:16:56.000 All-star.

02:16:58.000 All-star viewer.

02:16:59.000 Thank you.

02:17:03.000 Hey, we red-pilled YTJ.

02:17:05.000 WTF, you talking about?

02:17:06.000 So true.

02:17:08.000 My homie.

02:17:09.000 My boy.

02:17:12.000 Oi!

02:17:14.000 Nick, are you from Hungary?

02:17:15.000 No.

02:17:18.000 I am from London, England.

02:17:24.000 That's why I have such a good British accent, because it is authentic.

02:17:29.000 Because I had a British accent growing up in London, England.

02:17:34.000 But then I learned an American accent.

02:17:36.000 That's why my British accent is so good.

02:17:39.000 Yeah, that's what I just.

02:17:42.000 Tell people, you know.

02:17:43.000 Like, if you were from London, then you'd sound black or Pakistani.

02:17:53.000 That's hilarious, bro.

02:17:55.000 Ah, the mission.

02:17:58.000 The mission.

02:18:00.000 The numbers, Mason.

02:18:06.000 My marker.

02:18:08.000 He has a marker of mine.

02:18:09.000 I have to honor it.

02:18:13.000 Rules and consequences, John.

02:18:19.000 Please.

02:18:28.000 Yoba, I see you asking the same question over and over again.

02:18:31.000 I'm going to ban you.

02:18:34.000 I love that.

02:18:34.000 People are like, oh, he just doesn't see it.

02:18:37.000 He just doesn't see it.

02:18:38.000 I'll repeat it 20 times.

02:18:41.000 Because he just doesn't see it.

02:18:43.000 Why isn't he reading my chat?

02:18:45.000 I'll just have to send it more times.

02:18:48.000 I just need to send it a ton more times.

02:18:51.000 I see your chat.

02:18:53.000 The same question, probably 10 times.

02:18:57.000 I read it.

02:18:59.000 I choose not to respond to it.

02:19:02.000 No, but I'll just say it more times.

02:19:15.000 Year of Nick Fuentes.

02:19:16.000 Jan.

02:19:17.000 Jan.

02:19:17.000 Year of Nick.

02:19:25.000 What the fuck?

02:19:26.000 Get the fuck out of my way!

02:19:33.000 Hey, what's going on, brother?

02:19:37.000 Oh.

02:19:40.000 Some kind of event is happening.

02:19:41.000 Oh, I think it's a truck.

02:19:43.000 Money truck.

02:19:44.000 Yo, money truck!

02:19:47.000 Or maybe not.

02:19:48.000 Maybe it's something else.

02:19:48.000 I don't know.

02:19:51.000 Don't be a dick boy.

02:19:52.000 I'm trying to copy your dad.

02:19:54.000 Whatever, dad.

02:19:57.000 Totally fine.

02:19:58.000 You said a couple of beers.

02:20:00.000 What are you talking about?

02:20:02.000 We had like six shots each.

02:20:04.000 Look at you.

02:20:06.000 Will you two just make out already?

02:20:09.000 Hey, can you give me a ride just so Boy Scout there can get his Buzzkill badge?

02:20:15.000 There's my car.

02:20:20.000 Yeah, alright.

02:20:32.000 Yo, best song in the game.

02:20:41.000 So where we go?

02:20:43.000 I'm on Alta place.

02:20:46.000 Howick Abb?

02:20:48.000 How far?

02:20:49.000 Oh, I don't feel so good.

02:20:53.000 I just got a mouthful of something.

02:20:56.000 You better take it slow.

02:20:59.000 Hey, thanks for this, man.

02:21:01.000 As you can see, I could have driven.

02:21:04.000 Nope.

02:21:04.000 No!

02:21:05.000 You're gonna make me hurl.

02:21:08.000 No problem, but Joy Killer back there has the he'll lay a guilt trip on me.

02:21:13.000 Can you believe he wanted me to walk?

02:21:15.000 Walk?

02:21:16.000 What do you mean you think this is Europe?

02:21:19.000 Just because I sound drunk doesn't mean my brain's drunk.

02:21:23.000 Yup, it's offensive.

02:21:25.000 You don't call a deaf kid stupid for talking funny.

02:21:29.000 I can't believe he just walked out without me.

02:21:32.000 Why do guys turn into such assholes when they get married?

02:21:37.000 Well, he can go back to his boring family.

02:21:41.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond stone crypt.

02:21:44.000 Stone crypto?

02:21:45.000 I'll stick with my man.

02:21:47.000 Much appreciated.

02:21:49.000 Your buddy's a fool.

02:21:51.000 Ditching a charming rat contour like you.

02:21:55.000 This is nothing.

02:21:57.000 You should see me on Thanksgiving.

02:21:59.000 Humping the turkey, shall we?

02:22:01.000 You like my wishbone, don't you?

02:22:03.000 Hug it.

02:22:06.000 What are you doing?

02:22:08.000 Oh, shit.

02:22:10.000 So help me God.

02:22:12.000 Are you kidding me?

02:22:14.000 Did you see that?

02:22:14.000 Seriously?

02:22:16.000 Oh, that's it, little man.

02:22:18.000 Sing me a rainbow.

02:22:23.000 That guy just veered right into my lane.

02:22:25.000 Dude, sorry about that.

02:22:28.000 Most of it went out the window.

02:22:30.000 I'll throw some cash your way.

02:22:33.000 I promise you're not as interesting as you think you are.

02:22:38.000 Thanks for the ride, man.

02:22:39.000 Sorry for blown chunks.

02:22:41.000 Take this toward the cleaning.

02:22:43.000 I'll see you around.

02:22:44.000 Try not to pass out and choke on your sack.

02:22:59.000 Hey, Nick, open the chest.

02:23:01.000 I told you I'll open it at two fifty.

02:23:12.000 Nick, will you change when you get married?

02:23:14.000 No.

02:23:15.000 Same Nick, baby.

02:23:17.000 Always the same Nick.

02:23:28.000 Yo!

02:23:30.000 Based?

02:23:32.000 Yeah, where has this car been the whole game, right?

02:24:08.000 That's a funny song lyric that was just posted in the chat there.

02:24:15.000 That guy's gonna have trouble with me.

02:24:22.000 Oh!

02:24:24.000 Yeah.

02:24:25.000 Get out of here, dude.

02:24:27.000 Get the fuck out of my way.

02:24:35.000 Oh!

02:24:49.000 Nick, if you want a woman.

02:24:50.000 Ah, it just scrolled up.

02:24:53.000 What are these random questions you guys are throwing at Nick?

02:24:56.000 LMAO.

02:24:57.000 So true, right?

02:24:59.000 These dumb questions, people just pooping out at me.

02:25:03.000 People just

02:26:26.000 stop ever.

02:26:34.000 Bro, just stop the vehicle.

02:26:36.000 Stop the vehicle.

02:26:37.000 Stop the vehicle.

02:26:42.000 Some jazzy soul rock coming at you.

02:26:44.000 El Chicano.

02:26:56.000 Ha Oh.

02:27:07.000 Oh.

02:27:34.000 Here we go, here we go.

02:27:38.000 This is the action we need.

02:27:44.000 You understand what's about to happen here?

02:27:47.000 Very risky maneuver, but it could pay off.

02:27:52.000 Oh, come on!

02:27:57.000 Alright, that didn't work.

02:29:03.000 Gotta get turtle mode.

02:29:07.000 And now we're gonna try it again, okay?

02:29:09.000 We're gonna try it again.

02:29:14.000 Try not to get.

02:29:15.000 Oh, it's moving too fast.

02:29:17.000 Hey!

02:29:18.000 We did it!

02:29:20.000 Okay, now we're good, man.

02:29:22.000 Now we are good.

02:30:42.000 I can't get them if they're going the opposite way.

02:30:44.000 I can get this guy.

02:30:53.000 Ah!

02:32:13.000 That's all the cars.

02:32:14.000 Where's all the people?

02:32:57.000 Nick doesn't like any of the comments.

02:32:59.000 Yeah, true.

02:33:01.000 Nick don't hunt, that is toxic masculinity.

02:33:06.000 That's so funny.

02:33:08.000 He's just sitting there in silence, yeah.

02:33:13.000 Oh, God.

02:33:41.000 I'm so good at this game.

02:34:10.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond legalized murder.

02:34:16.000 Aw, come on.

02:34:19.000 Come on.

02:34:37.000 All these chats are bad.

02:34:38.000 I can't read them.

02:34:40.000 None of these are good.

02:34:47.000 It's just the same handful of annoying people who don't get it.

02:34:51.000 I'm just

02:35:29.000 going to start banning people.

02:35:37.000 You're gay.

02:35:43.000 You're gay too.

02:35:44.000 Bye.

02:35:54.000 Yeah, you're dumb too.

02:35:57.000 Okay.

02:35:59.000 UGH!

02:35:59.000 Right, yeah, maybe that'll improve the chat quality just a bit.

02:36:08.000 On the

02:37:51.000 train, they let you do it.

02:37:52.000 You can do anything.

02:39:50.000 Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

02:40:06.000 Why is this guy still on him?

02:40:08.000 I'm gonna... I'm gonna shoot him.

02:40:27.000 At him.

02:40:28.000 Yo, that was based.

02:40:30.000 Can I get a tool up real quick?

02:40:35.000 Can I get a tool up in chat, please?

02:40:51.000 I'm good at the game.

02:40:53.000 I am so good at the game.

02:41:01.000 Or is this, got that one?

02:41:12.000 Can you do that?

02:41:26.000 Two sniper shots, really?

02:41:28.000 Not enough?

02:41:36.000 A little close.

02:42:27.000 What's this shooting at me now?

02:42:29.000 Who's shooting at me from here?

02:42:32.000 This guy?

02:42:44.000 Five stars on the train, baby.

02:43:10.000 Three sniper shots.

02:43:12.000 Okay, I got it.

02:43:14.000 I don't think I did.

02:43:15.000 He's still.

02:43:18.000 Four sniper shots to kill this guy?

02:43:29.000 How do they

02:44:14.000 not know where I am?

02:44:16.000 I'm on the train when you're

02:44:57.000 good at the game.

02:45:48.000 people on the train.

02:45:49.000 Yeah, no, you're not Buster.

02:45:51.000 No, you're not Bozo.

02:45:56.000 Yeah, good idea dude.

02:46:48.000 Tool up?

02:46:49.000 Yeah, time to tool up I think.

02:46:50.000 Time to turtle up, too.

02:47:06.000 Oh, guys.

02:48:25.000 I don't know why they keep just flying away from me.

02:48:27.000 I don't know what that's all about.

02:48:40.000 Uh oh!

02:48:43.000 Get off of there!

02:48:47.000 Aw, come on!

02:48:49.000 Lame.

02:48:50.000 Alright, well, the game crashed.

02:48:58.000 Alright, what does chat say?

02:49:09.000 Why?

02:49:10.000 Why does this game do this?

02:49:12.000 Every time.

02:49:13.000 I don't think I've ever even properly closed it down.

02:49:16.000 It just crashes every time.

02:49:19.000 Good morning, Brainsick Blaze.

02:49:26.000 Ugh.

02:49:31.000 Ugh.

02:49:43.000 Nick, has Mike Ma responded yet?

02:49:45.000 Responded to what?

02:49:49.000 You people are insane, man.

02:49:51.000 Has Mike Ma responded?

02:49:52.000 Responded to what?

02:49:56.000 What are you talking about?

02:49:58.000 I'm going to talk to Mike Ma in like two weeks.

02:50:02.000 Oh.

02:50:09.000 Was that a stream labs?

02:50:10.000 Yeah, it was.

02:50:11.000 Somebody followed me on Twitch, I guess.

02:50:17.000 You said you sent him a text, bro.

02:50:19.000 Yeah, and he responded weeks ago.

02:50:24.000 Yeah, he responded two weeks ago, like after I sent the text.

02:50:37.000 All right, let's play.

02:50:40.000 Let's play something else.

02:50:43.000 What games do I have?

02:50:59.000 Play a little Fortnite.

02:51:00.000 Go to sleep.

02:51:01.000 Shut up, dude.

02:51:02.000 I'll go to sleep later.

02:51:04.000 A few hours.

02:51:12.000 No, I'm not playing Fallout New Vegas.

02:51:33.000 This is now a Fortnite stream.

02:51:38.000 The good thing is, I fixed my computer, so I don't think the internet will ever crash again like it did before.

02:51:45.000 I'm 98% sure we'll never have that problem again, which is good.

02:51:50.000 That's the real white pill.

02:51:53.000 Because it's like, if Grand Theft Auto is crashing instead of the internet, then we're Gucci.

02:52:09.000 Should I get another Coke?

02:52:11.000 Should I get another glass of Coke?

02:52:13.000 I kind of have a taste for one, but I should drink a water first.

02:52:16.000 I should drink a water first.

02:52:18.000 Got to keep the ratio, you know?

02:52:20.000 Got to get water.

02:52:22.000 Got to get a good water to other beverage ratio.

02:52:41.000 You got any bottles of Coke?

02:52:42.000 Yeah.

02:52:53.000 I said I was opening the chest at 250.

02:52:55.000 It's not about the chest!

02:52:55.000 Relax!

02:52:57.000 It's about the content.

02:52:59.000 Everybody with the chest business, we open the chest when it gets to 250, all right?

02:53:06.000 But it's not about the chest, it's about the content.

02:53:10.000 Okay?

02:53:11.000 Don't be focused on the chest, be focused on the content.

02:53:15.000 You think we're doing it for the chest?

02:53:19.000 All about the lino?

02:53:20.000 It's about the content.

02:53:22.000 Please.

02:53:25.000 You know, this was like, this is just like in Model UN, frankly.

02:53:30.000 Can I be frank?

02:53:31.000 This is just like in Model UN when people would be so fixated on the gavel.

02:53:37.000 They would be so fixated on winning the gavel, getting the big, you know, placing, whatever.

02:53:44.000 And it was very uncouth.

02:53:46.000 If anybody ever talked during the duration of the conference about the rankings, you know, the end result, it was very uncouth.

02:53:55.000 Like, who's going to win?

02:53:56.000 Who's going to win?

02:53:57.000 It was always frowned upon.

02:53:59.000 It was always seen as impolite, at least in my opinion.

02:54:03.000 You know, because it was about, but it was about the game.

02:54:06.000 It was about the contest.

02:54:08.000 You know?

02:54:11.000 It wasn't about, you know.

02:54:19.000 It was at the end of the day about who won, but, you know, when you were in it, that's not what it was about.

02:54:26.000 Whoops.

02:54:31.000 Okay.

02:54:32.000 Okay!

02:54:33.000 Okay!

02:54:35.000 Hello, John Wick department.

02:54:37.000 I really like that movie, John Wick.

02:54:39.000 I'm John Wick.

02:54:41.000 Because I have a dog and I have a Mustang.

02:54:46.000 I'm just like John Wick, actually.

02:54:56.000 Let's do a team rumble, shall we?

02:55:01.000 Team Rumble.

02:55:01.000 Okay.

02:55:05.000 And let's do voice chat on.

02:55:07.000 What's the voice chat button though?

02:55:09.000 Let me turn down the graphics a little bit.

02:55:16.000 How do you.

02:55:19.000 What's the push to talk button though?

02:55:23.000 Voice chat input device.

02:55:27.000 What button do you press to turn on the chat though?

02:55:30.000 What button could it be?

02:55:31.000 Is it spacebar?

02:55:32.000 That wouldn't be it.

02:55:33.000 That's ridiculous.

02:55:34.000 Is it N?

02:55:35.000 Is it N?

02:55:36.000 Nope, not N. M, K, L, P.

02:55:42.000 Oh, no, no, no, no!

02:55:44.000 O, I, U, Y, T for talk.

02:55:50.000 V for voice.

02:55:52.000 C for chat.

02:55:54.000 D for do talk now.

02:55:57.000 G for go chat now.

02:56:02.000 That's emotes.

02:56:03.000 Nope.

02:56:04.000 Nope.

02:56:05.000 One?

02:56:06.000 No, it wouldn't be any numbers.

02:56:08.000 Shift?

02:56:09.000 No, that's crouching.

02:56:11.000 No.

02:56:11.000 Alt?

02:56:12.000 Tabs lock?

02:56:13.000 That wouldn't make any sense.

02:56:14.000 Tab.

02:56:17.000 Right control?

02:56:18.000 Right shift?

02:56:26.000 What is the push to talk button?

02:56:29.000 Does anybody have any?

02:56:30.000 It's G?

02:56:31.000 No, it's not G.

02:56:32.000 It's T.

02:56:33.000 It's T, they say.

02:56:44.000 Reese says he's doing the cookie six million thing.

02:56:47.000 Dude, shut up.

02:56:49.000 People are.

02:56:51.000 I just can't take it anymore.

02:56:53.000 Hey, Nick.

02:56:55.000 I have to read it in your voice.

02:56:57.000 Hey, Nick.

02:56:58.000 I just hosted a bake sale at my school.

02:57:01.000 My teacher said we sold six million cookies when it looked we actually had four million more.

02:57:07.000 How can this be?

02:57:08.000 You're an idiot, dude.

02:57:10.000 Do you think that's funny?

02:57:11.000 Do you think you're being funny?

02:57:13.000 Do you think I'm going to read that and laugh?

02:57:15.000 And say, oh, he gets it.

02:57:18.000 He is so funny.

02:57:20.000 He gets the joke.

02:57:23.000 He's in on it, guys.

02:57:24.000 He knows.

02:57:26.000 That's hilarious, dude.

02:57:28.000 I made a similar joke, and now you're making a similar joke?

02:57:33.000 Jeez.

02:57:37.000 Sorry.

02:57:38.000 Am I coming off as a jerk?

02:57:40.000 It's like, dude, come on.

02:57:42.000 What is the thought process?

02:57:52.000 It's like when Sam Hyde said in that video, I love when people email me the lines from the videos.

02:57:59.000 That's how I feel.

02:58:00.000 It's relatable.

02:58:03.000 It's too funny.

02:58:07.000 Okay, we're going to get the Spotify loaded up and then we're gaming, all right?

02:58:13.000 And then it's back to the games.

02:58:17.000 Got to go back to our costume, though.

02:58:19.000 I'm having my.

02:58:21.000 John Wick stuff, but we got to go back to my favorite skin.

02:58:33.000 Yep.

02:58:39.000 100% disk usage.

02:58:41.000 Windows 10.

02:58:43.000 Every time boot up an application, 100% disk usage.

02:58:48.000 It shouldn't be like that.

02:58:48.000 Why?

02:58:50.000 Why are you boosting the Microsoft Store?

02:58:53.000 I didn't click on the Microsoft Store.

02:58:56.000 I hate Windows 10 so much.

02:58:59.000 Microsoft Store.

02:59:01.000 Microsoft Content.

02:59:03.000 This shouldn't be here in my task manager here.

02:59:07.000 100% disc because I want to load up Spotify.

02:59:10.000 It shouldn't be this way.

02:59:13.000 Okay.

02:59:20.000 Hey, oh, get a little Kanye going.

02:59:31.000 I'll turn it down a little bit.

02:59:39.000 Yo, what's up, Jake Baldwin?

02:59:41.000 Oi, hello, mate.

02:59:43.000 Hello, bruv.

02:59:46.000 What's up, Jake Baldwin?

02:59:48.000 How are we, Nick?

02:59:50.000 Hello, you alright?

02:59:51.000 Hello, you alright?

02:59:55.000 Hello, Jake.

02:59:57.000 My friend, my Zoomer friend, closest ally.

03:00:22.000 I need a snack, man.

03:00:25.000 I'm getting hungry.

03:00:27.000 I don't have any snacks in here, though.

03:00:28.000 All I have is these peanuts.

03:00:31.000 I have this Hershey's candy cane bar from Christmas.

03:00:36.000 Hang on, let me see if tea works.

03:00:38.000 Hello?

03:00:39.000 Hello, Tess?

03:00:40.000 That's not the button, guys.

03:00:41.000 That's not the button.

03:00:44.000 Okay, you know what?

03:00:48.000 Oh, nope.

03:00:49.000 Yeah.

03:00:51.000 Hey, what's going on, everybody?

03:00:54.000 Test, test.

03:00:54.000 Hello?

03:00:56.000 What's going on, fellas?

03:01:00.000 Anybody there?

03:01:04.000 Hello, hello.

03:01:05.000 Test, test, test.

03:01:09.000 Okay, whatever.

03:01:16.000 You know what?

03:01:16.000 I'm out of here.

03:01:17.000 Forget it.

03:01:18.000 Forget it.

03:01:18.000 You know what?

03:01:20.000 Not gonna happen.

03:01:21.000 Yeah.

03:01:22.000 Like I said, I got these peanuts.

03:01:23.000 I got this candy cane bar.

03:01:24.000 Mr. Good Bar.

03:01:26.000 Mr. Goodbar is trash.

03:01:30.000 These gummy.

03:01:31.000 What even is this?

03:01:35.000 Sourbright.

03:01:36.000 Bats, cats, and rats.

03:01:38.000 Halloween gummy candy.

03:01:42.000 And.

03:01:43.000 More peanuts.

03:01:45.000 I don't want peanuts.

03:01:48.000 I don't want peanuts right now.

03:01:48.000 Guess what?

03:01:52.000 So, snack drawer is whack.

03:01:54.000 Snack drawer is busted.

03:01:56.000 I gotta go to 7 Eleven.

03:01:58.000 Boost up the snack drawer again because it's all a bunch of garbage in there.

03:02:10.000 Hey Nick, do you have the Clark?

03:02:12.000 LOLOL, yeah.

03:02:19.000 Jake Baldwin says, I die if I have peanuts.

03:02:21.000 Is he allergic?

03:02:22.000 Allergic to peanuts?

03:02:25.000 Imagine getting killed by a peanut.

03:02:27.000 What are you, scared of a little peanut?

03:02:30.000 Hey, what's going on, everybody?

03:02:31.000 You got a mic?

03:02:33.000 You got a mic, Raffi?

03:02:37.000 Yo, test, test.

03:02:39.000 What's going on, squadmates?

03:02:43.000 Fortnite Tarot, are you there?

03:02:51.000 You there?

03:02:55.000 Can you hear me?

03:02:56.000 I am Banana.

03:02:58.000 Can you hear me?

03:03:03.000 Hey, what's going on?

03:03:09.000 Raf, are you there?

03:03:17.000 You can you hear me?

03:03:25.000 So, these people are so inconsiderate.

03:03:30.000 Can you hear me?

03:03:34.000 Alright, yeah, I don't want to hear this ambient noise.

03:03:37.000 Whatever's going on in your house.

03:03:41.000 Forget it.

03:03:41.000 Voice chat off.

03:03:44.000 Unreal, man.

03:03:45.000 Can't get a quality VC from these Phil people.

03:03:51.000 Sheesh.

03:03:57.000 Okay.

03:04:06.000 A little kid playing Fortnite ASMR, yeah, right?

03:04:09.000 Sheesh.

03:04:10.000 Like, anybody wants to hear that?

03:04:12.000 Talk to me, bro.

03:04:13.000 Talk to me!

03:04:26.000 Chad Banana over here.

03:04:28.000 Just trying to get a little conversation, and nobody wants to talk to me.

03:04:33.000 Oh, whoops.

03:04:36.000 Didn't mean to do that.

03:04:45.000 I'm kind of goofed now because I'm thinking Grand Theft Auto controls.

03:04:50.000 You know how that works?

03:04:52.000 Those minor things like it's to reload in Grand Theft Auto's circle.

03:04:57.000 In this game, it's square.

03:04:59.000 It's those little things that get you.

03:05:02.000 Very, uh, it's a little tricky to adjust so quickly.

03:05:12.000 The boomer music, yo, please.

03:05:15.000 Doobie Brothers are not boomer, alright?

03:05:18.000 Doobie Brothers are Kino, and you're dumb if you don't like them.

03:05:30.000 Cope.

03:05:31.000 No, you just have no taste.

03:05:34.000 You have no taste.

03:05:35.000 You have no class.

03:05:39.000 Grateful Dead.

03:05:40.000 I don't know.

03:05:41.000 I never listen to Grateful Dead.

03:05:42.000 My parents were in Deadheads because they were actually cool and not a bunch of dumb white people.

03:05:51.000 Yeah, totally cringe.

03:06:06.000 Almond Brothers greater than Doobie Brothers?

03:06:08.000 No way, dude.

03:06:09.000 No way.

03:06:23.000 Yo, combat shotgun?

03:06:25.000 Okay.

03:06:38.000 Nick, did you buy that skin?

03:06:40.000 I grinded for it.

03:06:40.000 No, I earned it.

03:06:43.000 I don't really like this song.

03:06:55.000 Yo, bass song by ASAP Mob.

03:07:07.000 Hey, oh, I didn't mean to do that.

03:07:35.000 Hound.

03:07:49.000 I don't even like to talk about music because then everybody just feels the need to interject their opinion about music.

03:08:01.000 So I just don't like to talk about it.

03:08:02.000 I just don't even like to bring it up because then it's.

03:08:07.000 I like.

03:08:08.000 You know, people giving out their unsolicited opinions.

03:08:14.000 Oh, music is the subject?

03:08:16.000 Let me tell you what I think about music.

03:08:19.000 Oh!

03:08:21.000 Music is the topic now?

03:08:24.000 Yes, well, this is the music that I like.

03:08:28.000 Everyone.

03:08:31.000 Hey, everyone.

03:08:32.000 This is the music that I like.

03:08:34.000 This is what I think about music.

03:08:38.000 Nick, what do you think about this music?

03:08:41.000 You know?

03:08:42.000 Do you know what I'm getting at?

03:08:42.000 Do you know what I mean?

03:08:44.000 Am I just a misanthropic, antisocial person?

03:08:48.000 Is it me?

03:08:49.000 Am I just a big jerk?

03:08:51.000 Am I just a big.

03:08:54.000 What is the word?

03:08:56.000 Neurotic jerk?

03:08:57.000 Or am I getting at something here?

03:09:10.000 People are saying yes, pretty much.

03:09:13.000 I don't know what, but what are you saying yes to, though?

03:09:18.000 I assume you're agreeing with me.

03:09:19.000 I assume you're agreeing with me and you're relating to me.

03:09:23.000 I assume you're saying this is a relatable moment.

03:09:26.000 You know, Nick is really speaking truth to the NPC.

03:09:32.000 Yes, but you're right, also.

03:09:34.000 Yeah, okay.

03:09:35.000 Yeah, see, I know.

03:09:36.000 I know I'm right.

03:09:39.000 I am somebody.

03:09:40.000 I am okay with being.

03:09:42.000 If it means I'm being a jerk.

03:09:45.000 But I'm speaking truth to power, to the NPC, I will do that.

03:09:50.000 I am okay being the bad guy.

03:09:53.000 Okay?

03:09:55.000 That's part of my problem, I guess you could say.

03:09:58.000 I guess you could say that's kind of my problem.

03:10:01.000 I'm too okay with just being the unlikable, misanthropic kind of person, but you know, but I'll do it.

03:10:12.000 Relatable autism moment, yeah.

03:10:15.000 Can my fellow autismos relate to this?

03:10:18.000 Oh, does that guy see me?

03:10:19.000 I thought he couldn't see me, but he can.

03:10:21.000 Yeah, well, whatever.

03:10:32.000 I don't really have any good loot.

03:10:35.000 Like just a hunting rifle.

03:10:37.000 That's not really good.

03:10:39.000 Not really sufficient here for my purposes.

03:10:43.000 Why do I even play this game?

03:10:44.000 I don't even like this game.

03:10:57.000 I'm not even good at the game.

03:10:58.000 It's not giving me dopamine.

03:11:01.000 I thought this was a person.

03:11:04.000 I thought I was going to sneak up on this guy.

03:11:07.000 Yo, I got him.

03:11:09.000 Don't worry.

03:11:10.000 I double pumped him.

03:11:14.000 What is that?

03:11:17.000 Don't worry, guys.

03:11:18.000 I got this guy.

03:11:19.000 He's down.

03:11:20.000 His partner's coming in, though.

03:11:22.000 So be careful.

03:11:38.000 Nick, do you like Battlefield?

03:11:40.000 I only played it like one time.

03:11:43.000 I got it from my mom as a gift once.

03:11:47.000 She gave it to me because I did such a good job being stage manager in middle school.

03:11:51.000 She was like, I'll get you a game because you work hard.

03:11:55.000 I was like, thanks, Ma.

03:11:57.000 So I got Battlefield 2.

03:11:59.000 I got Battlefield 2, and I played it like once.

03:12:03.000 I have a lot of games like that.

03:12:05.000 Yikes, Logic.

03:12:06.000 Pass.

03:12:10.000 Imagine having logic on your Spotify.

03:12:12.000 How embarrassing.

03:12:16.000 That's how you know I'm actually white.

03:12:18.000 Because at one point I had logic on my Spotify.

03:12:26.000 Don't worry, I got him.

03:12:27.000 Don't worry, I got him.

03:12:28.000 Don't worry about it.

03:12:32.000 I hear somebody dropping him.

03:12:36.000 Oh!

03:12:40.000 Yeah, okay.

03:12:41.000 You're gay.

03:12:46.000 Hit your shots.

03:12:47.000 I'm not good at this game, so.

03:12:50.000 No, I'm not gonna do that.

03:12:52.000 I will not be hitting my shots.

03:12:55.000 See, look at all this craziness, these crazy builds and things.

03:12:59.000 I can't keep up.

03:13:00.000 I'm on a controller, I can't keep up with this.

03:13:13.000 These games are too fast paced for me.

03:13:16.000 You know, I prefer when the NPCs are unarmed and I'm the only one with the gun.

03:13:22.000 I much prefer the single player games where you're just a guy, totally overpowered, and you can just go around killing unarmed NPCs.

03:13:31.000 I'm much better at those games.

03:13:34.000 You know, take that for what you will, but I definitely prefer those ones.

03:13:39.000 Whoops, didn't mean to grab that.

03:13:42.000 I don't really have any ammo here, which is problematic.

03:13:55.000 Is he in here?

03:14:04.000 Oh, come on.

03:14:05.000 See, that's cheating.

03:14:09.000 If the game's not fun, why bother?

03:14:10.000 Dude, shut up.

03:14:12.000 It's got to increase your sensitivity.

03:14:24.000 The mission, yeah, the mission.

03:14:26.000 I can't accomplish the mission in this game.

03:14:30.000 The mission, you can't really achieve that in this game.

03:14:34.000 You know?

03:14:39.000 Cannot really achieve the mission on the same scale that we can on the other game.

03:14:51.000 Nick Shaq says hello.

03:14:53.000 Hello.

03:14:54.000 Hello, dude.

03:14:56.000 You know, I've been playing this game for a long time.

03:14:58.000 Where's the Lino, man?

03:15:00.000 Where's the Lino?

03:15:01.000 How long have I been at this?

03:15:04.000 Where's the Lino points, huh?

03:15:06.000 Why do you think we haven't seen the chest go at all?

03:15:09.000 It's because nobody's donating any Lino.

03:15:12.000 We got a couple in the beginning, and now everybody's cheap.

03:15:17.000 What, just because I've been insulting the audience?

03:15:20.000 Is that why?

03:15:21.000 Well, I don't think that's right, actually.

03:15:27.000 Just because I've been insulting and ridiculing the audience the whole time?

03:15:31.000 Well, you know, that very well may be, but that doesn't mean I don't deserve my Lino.

03:15:35.000 That doesn't mean it's not my Lino.

03:15:40.000 Oh, is it just because I'm not good at the games that I'm playing?

03:15:44.000 I'm just kind of, you know, messing around?

03:15:47.000 Doesn't matter.

03:15:50.000 Doesn't matter.

03:15:51.000 I'm showing up.

03:15:53.000 I showed up to the stream.

03:15:56.000 And you're watching and you're consuming lemons.

03:15:59.000 Wow, thanks.

03:16:00.000 Wow, thank you so much.

03:16:05.000 Eat this, suck on this.

03:16:08.000 Oh, thank you for the diamond, Stanley.

03:16:10.000 Now we're talking.

03:16:13.000 Getting some diamonds up in chat.

03:16:15.000 Lino check, diamond check in chat.

03:16:21.000 Thank you.

03:16:22.000 You should be giving me diamonds just for these esoteric music selections.

03:16:41.000 Thank you, wow.

03:16:42.000 Thank you for the lemons, everybody.

03:16:46.000 Very big.

03:16:47.000 Very substantial lemon action going on in chat.

03:16:52.000 Yeah, I'm really good at this game, as you can tell.

03:16:52.000 Oh!

03:16:58.000 Very technically proficient in the Fortnite game.

03:17:06.000 This is why I am one of the number one DLive streamers.

03:17:09.000 I truly have earned this.

03:17:12.000 I have earned this prestigious honor as number one D Live streamer.

03:17:19.000 People come to see tips and tricks, they come to learn technique from the best the professional, the seasoned pro.

03:17:35.000 Open the case.

03:17:36.000 It's gotta hit 250.

03:17:36.000 No, I can't do it.

03:17:38.000 Is that a shakedown?

03:17:40.000 Yeah, maybe.

03:17:41.000 But it's also the rules, because it's my stream.

03:17:45.000 Okay, John Wick just executed me.

03:17:53.000 You qualifying for the Fortnite World Cup?

03:17:55.000 Yeah, man.

03:18:05.000 Oh, don't worry, I'll get John Wick here.

03:18:09.000 How come on?

03:18:11.000 I hate this game!

03:18:13.000 Nick has tripled the viewers of the next most popular streamer.

03:18:16.000 I told you I grind for this, I'm earning this.

03:18:31.000 Whoa!

03:18:34.000 What if we did this?

03:18:34.000 You know what?

03:18:35.000 Yo, what if we did that though?

03:18:38.000 How about that for a move there?

03:18:40.000 What do you think about this now?

03:18:45.000 Where's this one now?

03:18:46.000 Oh yeah, what do you think about that?

03:18:48.000 How's that for a clutch little kill there?

03:18:59.000 Oh, you just got killed too, bro.

03:19:02.000 See, I've got four kills so far.

03:19:04.000 It's actually not bad when you think about it.

03:19:08.000 Nick has been up three days grinding for some MFing Lino.

03:19:12.000 Yeah, you're right.

03:19:16.000 Alright, well, you know, I did my part.

03:19:21.000 Despite his cry for Lino, you Jews in the chat didn't donate shit.

03:19:25.000 LMAO.

03:19:26.000 Yeah.

03:19:26.000 See how I'm treated?

03:19:28.000 I don't like this game.

03:19:34.000 I don't like this game.

03:19:37.000 Bad game.

03:19:39.000 What can we play?

03:19:40.000 What's a little bit more my speed?

03:19:49.000 Oh, damn.

03:19:50.000 I just X'd out of Spotify by accident.

03:19:53.000 Oops.

03:19:55.000 Oopsie.

03:19:56.000 My bad.

03:20:00.000 What if we played.

03:20:01.000 You want to play Quiplash?

03:20:03.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

03:20:04.000 You know what?

03:20:04.000 Let's play.

03:20:05.000 Yeah, this will be fun.

03:20:07.000 What if we did this?

03:20:07.000 Let's play Quiplash.

03:20:09.000 Do you have to pay for it?

03:20:10.000 I don't think so.

03:20:16.000 I know Party Goy does this sometimes.

03:20:29.000 Oh, good song.

03:20:30.000 Yeah, let's play this.

03:20:32.000 Let's play Quiplash.

03:20:33.000 Why don't we?

03:20:35.000 Oh, you gotta pay for it?

03:20:40.000 Are you kidding me?

03:20:51.000 Hey, you goofball.

03:20:52.000 1v1 me on Civ 5.

03:20:54.000 I can't think of anything I'd like to do less than that, actually.

03:20:58.000 Or what's that game?

03:20:59.000 It is Quiplash, right?

03:21:03.000 The host has to buy it.

03:21:05.000 I'm not buying it.

03:21:06.000 Forget that.

03:21:07.000 $10?

03:21:08.000 Forget it.

03:21:10.000 Forget it.

03:21:11.000 You know what?

03:21:11.000 Yeah, we tried.

03:21:12.000 Forget it.

03:21:15.000 Let me think.

03:21:16.000 I don't know.

03:21:17.000 That was my only idea.

03:21:19.000 Play something else, I guess.

03:21:21.000 Hmm.

03:21:29.000 Let's see, what are our options?

03:21:31.000 You want to play a PlayStation 2 game?

03:21:33.000 What PlayStation 2 games do I have?

03:21:39.000 I don't really.

03:21:39.000 I kind of hate these games, though.

03:21:40.000 They're kind of depressing.

03:21:43.000 Honestly, they're kind of depressing because it's just so.

03:21:46.000 It's just very limited, you know?

03:21:51.000 Makes me feel sad.

03:21:53.000 So, we're not going to do that.

03:21:58.000 Why don't we do a chill Civ 5 stream?

03:22:01.000 It's evolving.

03:22:02.000 We're evolving fast paced, high octane to a very relaxed Civilization 5 stream.

03:22:08.000 How's that?

03:22:10.000 I think everyone likes that.

03:22:13.000 Play Kecker Cringe.

03:22:15.000 I don't know what that is.

03:22:20.000 Civilization 5.

03:22:33.000 Play that game I got you during Christmas.

03:22:36.000 Do you want to go on missions?

03:22:37.000 What game did you get me during Christmas?

03:22:39.000 What game is that, Brain?

03:22:40.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

03:22:52.000 50 more Lino and I open the box, but nobody wants to give any Lino.

03:22:55.000 Nobody wants to give me any Lino.

03:23:02.000 I'm not even earning any Lino.

03:23:04.000 At this point, this is a charity stream.

03:23:06.000 I'm charitably giving my time to you to entertain you.

03:23:12.000 Yo, thanks for the ice creams.

03:23:14.000 Okay, thank you for the diamond.

03:23:16.000 Now we're talking.

03:23:17.000 We got some ice cream, some diamond.

03:23:20.000 Thank you, WithGuyTV.

03:23:21.000 Thank you, BigGlobe.

03:23:23.000 Thanks, McLoudmouth.

03:23:25.000 Now, now it's coming.

03:23:26.000 Now it's flowing.

03:23:28.000 It's I Divine Cybermancy.

03:23:30.000 I don't know if you'd like it or not.

03:23:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, I do have that game.

03:23:34.000 I don't have it installed, though.

03:23:37.000 Sun Goliath, thank you for the diamond.

03:23:40.000 Thank you for the ice creams, the lemons.

03:23:42.000 Now we got the lino flowing.

03:23:44.000 Another diamond from Zav.

03:23:46.000 Thank you.

03:23:47.000 Now, now we're cooking with gas, baby.

03:23:51.000 Now we are cooking.

03:23:54.000 What is cooking good looking?

03:24:01.000 I gotta change my posture so I don't strain my neck and get a tension headache.

03:24:07.000 How do I do that?

03:24:08.000 What is the correct posture?

03:24:10.000 Straight up?

03:24:11.000 Is that how you do it?

03:24:14.000 Or lean forward?

03:24:15.000 How do I prevent neck strain?

03:24:26.000 Just as it has always been.

03:24:28.000 When our memories of the ancient world fade into twilight, a new era dawns to fill the void.

03:24:35.000 An unfamiliar path with a pulse of its own.

03:24:38.000 My neck is killing me!

03:24:43.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond, Big Globe.

03:24:45.000 See, I'm in pain.

03:24:46.000 I'm actually hurting myself.

03:24:50.000 For your entertainment.

03:25:07.000 Why are my buttons not working?

03:25:16.000 Hey, oh.

03:25:19.000 Thank you for the Diamond Zav.

03:25:21.000 Much appreciated.

03:25:23.000 Nick, you listened to the new Tyler the Creator album?

03:25:26.000 Yeah, I listened to like half of it.

03:25:31.000 I fell asleep while listening to it.

03:25:34.000 Not like because it was boring.

03:25:35.000 I put it in my ears before I went to bed.

03:25:39.000 Oh, wait.

03:25:41.000 No, I don't want to do that.

03:25:43.000 I'll let my tape rock.

03:25:48.000 Who are we going to be?

03:25:50.000 Let's be back when I had the red and black lumberjack with the hat to match.

03:25:54.000 Remember, rapping, you never thought that hip hop would take it this way.

03:26:00.000 Let's be in the limelight because I run tight.

03:26:04.000 Time to get paid.

03:26:06.000 Um.

03:26:12.000 Shaka Zulu.

03:26:17.000 With the Impies.

03:26:19.000 Impy time.

03:26:21.000 Kind of a lame.

03:26:23.000 I guess it's good because you can field more units.

03:26:29.000 I don't know.

03:26:30.000 That's not a great perk.

03:26:35.000 Compared to some of these others, at least.

03:26:40.000 Nick, we can't see the game.

03:26:41.000 Oh, whoops.

03:26:43.000 Sorry.

03:26:52.000 Hang on, let me get it in the Brooklyn way.

03:26:55.000 The moment that Alan, they keep me busy.

03:26:57.000 Girls used to kiss me, not in writing letters because they miss me.

03:27:00.000 I never thought it could have been this wrapping stuff.

03:27:03.000 I was too used to packing gaps and stuff.

03:27:05.000 Now, honey's playing me close like butter plate coat from the Mississippi down to the E.

03:27:16.000 Okay.

03:27:18.000 There we go.

03:27:20.000 So let's see what.

03:27:23.000 What civ are we gonna be?

03:27:29.000 Let us be.

03:27:31.000 Let us be.

03:27:33.000 Yeah, I guess we'll be the Zulus, right?

03:27:37.000 Yeah, what the heck?

03:27:38.000 Let's be Zulus.

03:27:40.000 Continents, yes.

03:27:42.000 Map size, large.

03:27:44.000 Standard.

03:27:45.000 Let's speed it up a little bit.

03:27:49.000 And, of course, like to minimize city states.

03:27:52.000 Not a fan.

03:27:54.000 Also, want room to expand, so we're gonna get rid of a couple of these.

03:28:01.000 I think that should do it.

03:28:04.000 No need to worry, my account handles that.

03:28:09.000 And my whole crew is lounging, celebrating every day, no more public housing.

03:28:16.000 Thinking back from my one room shack, now my mom pips a hat with minks on her back.

03:28:21.000 And she likes to show me off, of course, smiles every time my face is up in the store.

03:28:32.000 Okay.

03:28:33.000 Okay, well, this is not a terrific start.

03:28:37.000 We got some stone, some fur.

03:28:39.000 No, but actually, I take it back.

03:28:40.000 This is good.

03:28:40.000 We got a coast.

03:28:42.000 I take it back.

03:28:43.000 This is a good start.

03:28:46.000 This is a good beginning here.

03:29:04.000 Hey.

03:29:06.000 Hey, oh.

03:29:08.000 Ah, we're winning, baby.

03:29:09.000 We're doing it.

03:29:12.000 Ah, I can tell this is going to be a winner.

03:29:19.000 Get that fishing and road to the mountains.

03:29:21.000 As long as you beat it.

03:29:25.000 Stop telling me how to play my game.

03:29:31.000 Yo, thanks for the lemons, K123.

03:29:34.000 Thank you, bro.

03:29:35.000 This scene is more down your alley.

03:29:37.000 I think it's up your alley.

03:29:38.000 It's more down your alley than Fortnite.

03:29:41.000 I think it's up your alley.

03:29:43.000 I think it's up your alley.

03:29:45.000 Maybe speaking English isn't exactly up your alley.

03:29:45.000 Pretty sure.

03:29:51.000 Yeah.

03:29:54.000 I'm only Josh.

03:29:54.000 I'm just kidding.

03:29:55.000 I'm only giving you a hard time.

03:29:59.000 Yo, thank you for the Diamond German Soup Kitchen.

03:30:02.000 Much appreciated.

03:30:04.000 Nick, can we relate the fact that only Zoomers are in the.

03:30:08.000 Stream and the wages are not to the low number of.

03:30:11.000 Well, I know wages have credit cards.

03:30:14.000 Yeah, perhaps.

03:30:15.000 Perhaps.

03:30:18.000 That's a good observation.

03:30:26.000 Hmm.

03:30:27.000 Hmm.

03:30:32.000 Let's see.

03:30:33.000 What are we gonna go next?

03:30:34.000 I always do writing so I could build a library.

03:30:39.000 Yeah, sorry.

03:30:40.000 I roasted you there, bro.

03:30:44.000 Yo, thank you for the ice cream, Big Globe.

03:30:47.000 Thank you so much.

03:30:54.000 What is this song?

03:30:56.000 Oh, no.

03:30:58.000 Yo, this is an epic song, actually.

03:31:01.000 You white people are going to get some culture.

03:31:03.000 This is a great song.

03:31:05.000 I blast this song when I'm driving, when I'm driving around town.

03:31:10.000 And you know, the drum solo really throws people.

03:31:12.000 I pull up to the stoplight, and I got the drum solo going.

03:31:17.000 It's not for everybody, but if you got the 1.5%, if you got the jungle drums in your heart, you'll get it.

03:31:25.000 You'll understand.

03:31:27.000 When they do the drum solo.

03:31:29.000 But very, very epic, classic song, and a great recording.

03:31:48.000 Nick, can you play any instruments, big guy?

03:31:50.000 Yeah, I used to be able to play the euphonium.

03:31:53.000 I probably can't so much anymore.

03:31:56.000 Well, maybe I could.

03:31:58.000 I could probably relearn it if I wanted to.

03:32:01.000 But I haven't played it in years.

03:32:11.000 And it's perfect.

03:32:12.000 We're playing as the Zulus.

03:32:13.000 We got Donnie Hathaway in the background.

03:32:15.000 Perfect.

03:32:16.000 Perfect stream.

03:32:22.000 You used to play the what?

03:32:24.000 The Euphonium.

03:32:26.000 Euphonium.

03:32:27.000 Okay, Ignoramus.

03:32:31.000 That has a crazy name.

03:32:34.000 It's like a baritone, okay?

03:32:37.000 It's like a small tuba.

03:32:40.000 Alright, sheesh.

03:32:43.000 I gotta explain everything.

03:32:45.000 Play it now?

03:32:46.000 It's in my garage.

03:32:49.000 I guess I could go get it.

03:32:52.000 But it's been a while.

03:32:56.000 Let's see.

03:32:58.000 We gotta get the wheel.

03:33:09.000 Nick, big guy, hairline isn't looking too good.

03:33:12.000 Do you think you're going bald?

03:33:13.000 My hairline is fine.

03:33:16.000 And you're deleted and muted.

03:33:23.000 Do it for the content.

03:33:24.000 I'm not going to do it today.

03:33:26.000 Maybe in a different stream.

03:33:28.000 Definitely not today.

03:33:29.000 I'm tired.

03:33:29.000 I haven't slept.

03:33:30.000 You're going to make me get the euphonium out?

03:33:32.000 No way.

03:33:33.000 No chance.

03:33:39.000 I will do it in a future stream, though.

03:33:41.000 Definitely.

03:33:42.000 But just not today.

03:34:00.000 Brainsick says, hmm, Nick has a garage?

03:34:03.000 Let me just write that down.

03:34:05.000 Dude, I literally have your docs.

03:34:10.000 Nibba talking about he's got a garage.

03:34:12.000 Like, I don't know everything about him, like, I don't know your whole deal.

03:34:26.000 I'll drop a Ninjagini.

03:34:30.000 I told you I'll do it in a future stream, but not today, dude.

03:34:33.000 I'm tired.

03:34:33.000 And it's 50 degrees out.

03:34:35.000 You're going to make me put my shoes on, go outside, get in the garage.

03:34:41.000 Haven't even slept.

03:34:46.000 Looking a little pudgy there.

03:34:48.000 Yeah, whatever.

03:34:54.000 We're going to do.

03:34:54.000 Let's see.

03:34:58.000 What are we going to do for a Pantheon?

03:35:07.000 Let's do.

03:35:13.000 What do we need?

03:35:14.000 What do we need that is.

03:35:16.000 It could be a boost.

03:35:42.000 I don't really have a lot going for him.

03:35:47.000 This song is very based in Redbelt.

03:35:52.000 15% production to Wonders, or should we do production?

03:36:02.000 Let's do, yeah, let's, you know what, let's do production.

03:36:05.000 Why not?

03:36:06.000 Or should we do culture?

03:36:07.000 I don't know.

03:36:09.000 Not, yeah, no, forget that.

03:36:11.000 Let's do, uh,.

03:36:12.000 Yeah, let's do that.

03:36:35.000 Damn, Nick, you got a very high key music taste.

03:36:38.000 It needs to get louder.

03:36:40.000 And it gets better.

03:36:42.000 It's a long song, but it gets so much better.

03:36:47.000 I got a blast into my headphones, so I'm yelling.

03:36:53.000 Test, test.

03:36:54.000 Okay, so I'm still a little bit louder than the music.

03:37:12.000 He said 250.

03:37:13.000 Yeah, 250.

03:37:14.000 Sorry.

03:37:17.000 250 is as low as I'll go.

03:37:36.000 This is when we get the.

03:37:37.000 This is the drum, the beginning of the drum portion of the song.

03:37:46.000 And it does get a bit inaccessible.

03:37:48.000 I'm gonna say that the drum portion is not everybody's favorite.

03:37:55.000 But I do enjoy it.

03:37:57.000 I'm smart enough to enjoy it.

03:38:00.000 It is good.

03:38:02.000 It is an acquired taste, in my opinion.

03:38:04.000 In my opinion, it is.

03:38:08.000 That is my opinion.

03:38:19.000 You know what, actually Good music might like Curtis Mayfield.

03:38:38.000 As if I don't know who Curtis Mayfield is.

03:38:41.000 As if I don't have Curtis Mayfield on my Spotify.

03:38:47.000 Nibba, please.

03:38:48.000 I was going to say Nibba.

03:38:49.000 Nibba, please.

03:38:52.000 You might like Curtis Mayfield.

03:38:53.000 Nibba, please.

03:39:07.000 This is when it gets a bit more challenging, I would say, for your average white listener.

03:39:12.000 This is when the white people are going to want to check out.

03:39:19.000 series jungle drum action yeah you guys caught the g there A little bit of a G action going on there.

03:39:46.000 Not to worry.

03:39:48.000 Don't worry, I said Nibba.

03:40:09.000 I told you, this part is a bit inaccessible for the white listener.

03:40:22.000 I don't have a quarry yet.

03:40:26.000 I'm better off just doing a farm over there a little

03:42:02.000 bit of a precarious position.

03:42:30.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond, Buster Nuts.

03:42:34.000 Thank you, Buster Nuts, for the diamond.

03:42:38.000 Much appreciated.

03:43:04.000 Okay.

03:43:06.000 Very epic song.

03:43:08.000 One of my favorites of all time, I would say.

03:43:11.000 Definitely a favorite.

03:43:12.000 That is The Ghetto by Donnie Hathaway.

03:43:21.000 This song is too based, right?

03:43:22.000 Such a based and red pilled song.

03:43:27.000 Yo, Jacob Sartorius?

03:43:30.000 Bitch Lasagna?

03:43:31.000 I have such an epic John Mouse.

03:43:33.000 My Spotify is simply unmatched.

03:43:37.000 Unmatched.

03:43:48.000 Fantastic drums, Nick.

03:43:50.000 Yeah, I hope you enjoyed the jungle drums.

03:43:52.000 I hope I enriched some of you, uh, Europores.

03:44:14.000 Now, where am I going to put my next city?

03:44:16.000 Should I put it?

03:44:18.000 Seems like this would be a good area.

03:44:19.000 We got a river, we got horse, fur, dyes.

03:44:25.000 But over here, we've got iron, cattle, iron, salt, river.

03:44:34.000 I don't know if you could have it all, though.

03:44:36.000 You probably have to pick.

03:44:40.000 Here, though, you've got river and coast.

03:44:44.000 And up here, the problem is a lot of tundra, but you also have fur, deer, fur, iron, stone.

03:44:52.000 There is a lot going on up here.

03:44:54.000 There is a lot of activity up there.

03:44:57.000 So I don't know, it's kind of a tough call.

03:45:01.000 What song is playing now?

03:45:03.000 Believer by John Mouse.

03:45:14.000 Let's do.

03:45:17.000 Yo, thank you for the diamond and the ice cream.

03:45:20.000 Wow, thank you so much, Kamal.

03:45:23.000 Much appreciated, big guy.

03:45:25.000 Thank you, dude.

03:45:31.000 Lino check.

03:45:32.000 Yeah.

03:45:33.000 Epic Lino department.

03:45:37.000 People are saying to the north, the Hyperborean north.

03:45:43.000 Yeah, my man, Kamal.

03:45:43.000 Kamal.

03:45:46.000 helping a brother out, kind of a bummer.

03:46:10.000 Got a lot of barbarians here.

03:46:13.000 Not ideal.

03:46:14.000 But I guess it's better than having a Civ here.

03:46:16.000 Yo, thanks for the diamonds and ice cream, Zav.

03:46:19.000 Much appreciated, dude.

03:46:22.000 Thank you.

03:46:24.000 Thank you, citizen.

03:46:33.000 Nick, you ever play CSGO?

03:46:35.000 No, I've never played CSGO ever.

03:46:37.000 Ever.

03:46:39.000 Ever.

03:46:40.000 I have never played CSGO.

03:46:46.000 You know what?

03:46:47.000 Let's do a worker for now.

03:46:52.000 Yo, thanks for the ice cream and lemons, man.

03:46:54.000 Much appreciated.

03:46:56.000 Is that a global partner?

03:46:59.000 Is that what they call them?

03:47:00.000 A global partner?

03:47:01.000 Thank you, dude.

03:47:04.000 Much appreciated.

03:47:06.000 Much love in the DLive community.

03:47:11.000 Lot of love, lot of love.

03:47:19.000 YouTube is throttling Molyneux's channel so hard, it's insane.

03:47:22.000 Yeah, I've seen his numbers go down, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.

03:47:29.000 Unfortunately.

03:47:31.000 But that's how YouTube rolls, man.

03:47:33.000 They do that kind of thing.

03:47:36.000 Thank you for the ice cream, Buster Nut.

03:47:42.000 Yo, Classic?

03:47:46.000 Hello, Classic Department?

03:47:51.000 I unironically love this song.

03:47:55.000 It's just, it's too nostalgic.

03:47:57.000 I can't help it.

03:48:05.000 What difficulty?

03:48:05.000 We're on Prince.

03:48:07.000 We're just trying to have a good time, just trying to have a little dopamine.

03:48:27.000 Good lord, it's been years since I've heard this hit.

03:48:31.000 So true.

03:48:34.000 You remember that game, Seen It?

03:48:36.000 Anyone remember that game, Seen It?

03:48:39.000 Where it comes with DVDs.

03:48:44.000 And it's like Seen It.

03:48:46.000 S C E N E.

03:48:49.000 And it's a test of whether you've seen, you know, the movies that are in the game.

03:48:56.000 That was all the rage when I was a youngster.

03:49:00.000 Seen It!

03:49:01.000 We used to play that all the time, my family.

03:49:05.000 Good games.

03:49:06.000 See you, Nick J. Fuentes.

03:49:07.000 Hey, see you around, pal.

03:49:08.000 Thanks for the line on my man.

03:49:11.000 Much appreciated.

03:49:17.000 My fiance loves See It.

03:49:19.000 I can't stand it.

03:49:20.000 It's Seen It.

03:49:21.000 Seen It.

03:49:23.000 Seen It.

03:49:26.000 Yeah, that game was epic.

03:49:28.000 And you would roll it out, and it was those circles the circle board.

03:49:37.000 So good.

03:49:40.000 This is what they took from us.

03:49:42.000 This is what they took from us.

03:49:45.000 We had seen it.

03:49:49.000 Man.

03:49:51.000 Checking out D Live for the first time.

03:49:53.000 What's up, y'all?

03:49:55.000 Hey, yo, what up?

03:50:00.000 Seen it is Zoomer Core.

03:50:02.000 So true.

03:50:04.000 Yeah, man.

03:50:06.000 It's making me feel bad.

03:50:08.000 Feels bad, man.

03:50:09.000 I am an old man.

03:50:14.000 I am an old dude.

03:50:18.000 Do it all.

03:50:24.000 We have to go back to seen it.

03:50:28.000 Katy Perry.

03:50:29.000 Katy Perry's still around.

03:50:30.000 She's the number one Twitter account.

03:50:32.000 She's got like 110 million.

03:50:35.000 Followers, or something.

03:50:38.000 Boomer Fuentes.

03:50:39.000 Dude, I am a Zoomer.

03:50:43.000 Seen it is Zoomer Kino.

03:50:45.000 Even Braintig knows, and Braintig is like 11.

03:51:00.000 Reminds me of middle school, this song.

03:51:07.000 It's true though, I'm becoming an old man.

03:51:12.000 We're all gonna become old.

03:51:14.000 Well, except for the people that die.

03:51:17.000 Except for the people that die young.

03:51:19.000 That's how it goes.

03:51:21.000 Days like these scattered among the rest, John.

03:51:34.000 Ah.

03:51:41.000 Yo, this song will bring up the mood a little bit.

03:51:44.000 Another classic.

03:51:49.000 Another Kino classic.

03:51:59.000 Nick, I'm 25 and feel ancient.

03:52:02.000 Yeah, you are ancient, dude.

03:52:04.000 25 is the new 50, and I'm 20.

03:52:08.000 I'm almost 21, and I want to die.

03:52:11.000 I want to be a baby again.

03:52:15.000 Don't you just want to go baby mode again?

03:52:17.000 Hello, baby department.

03:52:22.000 That hurts.

03:52:23.000 I know it hurts, but that's life, you know?

03:52:27.000 Nicky getting sniffy, uh, thinking about elementary, yeah.

03:52:32.000 I'm getting sniffly because of my allergies, alright?

03:52:34.000 Jeez.

03:52:37.000 I thought you'd understand.

03:52:43.000 We need the Zoomer throwback playlist.

03:52:46.000 I do, I have a lot of Zoomer throwback on my Spotify, but it's kind of scattered.

03:52:59.000 I'm going baby mode, dude.

03:53:10.000 Alright, where is this lad gonna go?

03:53:15.000 Seems like the problem is north, there's not enough food up here.

03:53:20.000 You're not gonna get enough food from the forest until you get a lighthouse.

03:53:27.000 Then again, though, this could be isolated from other sieves.

03:53:31.000 Maybe that's why I wanna hold off on it for later.

03:53:33.000 So I think I'm gonna put a city down here.

03:53:36.000 Got furs, horses, dyes.

03:53:38.000 You just can't beat this location.

03:53:39.000 This is where I'm putting it down.

03:53:42.000 Dancing in the moonlight.

03:53:45.000 Yeah, we're going there.

03:53:48.000 We are headed over there, and we're also going to start putting down a road at the same time.

03:54:02.000 Coliseum, don't really need that at the moment.

03:54:08.000 Don't really need that.

03:54:12.000 I'm already losing cast, so I guess I'll just go wall mode for now.

03:54:18.000 Very nice song, pal.

03:54:19.000 Yeah, it's a good one.

03:54:20.000 One of my faves.

03:54:29.000 Akon, yo, Akon.

03:54:31.000 You remember that sound?

03:54:34.000 You know what I'm talking about.

03:54:35.000 You know that sound that plays whenever Akon gets on the track?

03:54:41.000 It's like the sound of a weight dropping in a gym, kind of.

03:54:47.000 The Akon sound.

03:54:56.000 Yo, I can rap this whole song, but I'm not going to.

03:55:02.000 I'm not going to.

03:55:03.000 I'm too self conscious to rap for you.

03:55:03.000 I don't.

03:55:05.000 I just can't do it.

03:55:07.000 I'm too bashful.

03:55:09.000 I would never.

03:55:27.000 Ah, that's no good.

03:55:28.000 I took a couple of folks since she was enthused.

03:55:31.000 I said, How do you like the show?

03:55:33.000 She said, I was very amused.

03:55:34.000 I started throwing, but she started throwing that midway.

03:55:38.000 But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of epic.

03:55:43.000 Do you have a message?

03:55:43.000 No, I don't.

03:55:45.000 I only have.

03:55:46.000 We got to get to the optics, baby.

03:55:47.000 Got to get the optics going.

03:55:56.000 The rest of the stream is just Nick reminiscing.

03:55:58.000 Yeah, so true.

03:55:59.000 Very, very wholesome, nostalgic content that we have for you today.

03:56:12.000 Oh, that road is going to drain me.

03:56:15.000 German Soup Kitchen.

03:56:16.000 Yo, thanks for the diamonds, big guy.

03:56:18.000 Much appreciated.

03:56:20.000 Thank you so much.

03:56:22.000 And thank you for the ice cream as well.

03:56:24.000 Thank you also for the ice cream.

03:56:37.000 Uh, yeah, he'll just hang out.

03:56:43.000 Actually, you know what?

03:56:44.000 Let's send this guy out so he can do some exploring there.

03:56:52.000 And, uh, yeah, we'll just do that.

03:56:55.000 After this was established, everything was cool.

03:56:56.000 The clue was over and she went back to school.

03:57:11.000 I called every day to see how she would do it every time that I called her.

03:57:13.000 It seemed to be ruined.

03:57:14.000 Do your friends still go to Tasty Burger?

03:57:16.000 No, all my friends left BU at the same time I did.

03:57:19.000 One of my friends was from Australia and he was just doing a semester in Boston, so he went back to Australia in winter 16.

03:57:31.000 Haven't seen him since, but he's a good dude.

03:57:33.000 The other one is now going to school in Portland, and there's only one that remained at Boston.

03:57:41.000 I don't know if he still goes to Tasty, but.

03:57:44.000 The band broke up.

03:57:45.000 The band broke up after the election, unfortunately.

03:57:48.000 So, no.

03:57:50.000 Kind of sad.

03:57:50.000 Kind of a sad gamer moment.

03:57:55.000 High school graduation this week feeling like a major boomer, says Chung Lord.

03:57:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:58:01.000 Welcome to the rest of your life, man.

03:58:04.000 Enjoy this last summer while you can.

03:58:08.000 You have no idea what you're in for.

03:58:08.000 You have no idea.

03:58:17.000 Let's do pee pee poo poo.

03:58:23.000 Nick, remember getting ready for school on the first day of each academic year?

03:58:27.000 Yeah.

03:58:29.000 And you had to get all your supplies.

03:58:31.000 And you go to all your classes.

03:58:35.000 You see where the room is at.

03:58:38.000 And you get the syllabus.

03:58:40.000 And they tell you what you need to bring.

03:58:42.000 And blah, blah, blah.

03:58:45.000 You see which friends you have in your class.

03:58:47.000 Yeah.

03:58:49.000 Good times, but you never go back.

03:58:51.000 Time only moves in one direction, but you never go back.

03:58:55.000 You'll never be closer in proximity, but it's still so far away.

03:59:01.000 Yeah.

03:59:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:59:07.000 Yo, Chief Keefe Department?

03:59:11.000 This song is actually bad.

03:59:18.000 AO, epic song.

03:59:20.000 But, yeah, I, well, here's the thing.

03:59:23.000 I miss school a little bit in the sense that I miss the social.

03:59:27.000 I'm, like, nostalgic about it, but school honestly sucked for me.

03:59:30.000 So, you got to be realistic at the same time.

03:59:35.000 You can't, you know, idealize the past.

03:59:41.000 Right?

03:59:44.000 Damn, bro, I dropped out of BU my freshman year, too.

03:59:47.000 Wow, we're so alike.

03:59:49.000 He's just like me.

03:59:51.000 Deep, yeah, yeah.

03:59:54.000 When your only friend in the class would be absent, yeah, relatable.

03:59:58.000 Relatable moment.

04:00:02.000 3 a.m. Animal Crossing movie review again, when?

04:00:07.000 I don't know.

04:00:07.000 That was kind of a one off thing, I guess you could say.

04:00:16.000 Nick, what do you think of Elon Musk?

04:00:18.000 I don't want to answer.

04:00:19.000 I don't even want to finish reading that question.

04:00:21.000 I'm too tired.

04:00:24.000 Brain Six says, I don't even think about graduation, even though it's weeks away.

04:00:27.000 Very strange feeling.

04:00:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:00:31.000 That's the thing.

04:00:32.000 It's like childhood.

04:00:35.000 It's just you're pushed off a cliff and then you're an adult and that's it.

04:00:39.000 And that's the rest of your life.

04:00:42.000 And you don't get to go back.

04:00:43.000 It's irreversible.

04:00:47.000 And then you just, that's, now you got to worry about paying bills.

04:00:52.000 So, it's a tough thing, but that's how it goes, you know?

04:00:57.000 At least that's how it felt for me.

04:01:00.000 It felt like, you know, you went from, you were an adolescent.

04:01:05.000 Child basically, too.

04:01:06.000 Okay.

04:01:08.000 Now you're an adult.

04:01:11.000 And it's a rough one.

04:01:12.000 It's a rough, raw deal.

04:01:19.000 Nick to go sleep mode.

04:01:21.000 Stay tuned.

04:01:22.000 Yeah, not yet.

04:01:31.000 Stop whining about bills.

04:01:31.000 Make you live at home.

04:01:33.000 LMFAO.

04:01:34.000 As if that.

04:01:36.000 People are so stupid.

04:01:37.000 Do you not even think about what you say?

04:01:40.000 As if I could live at home forever and as if I haven't put myself in a precarious financial situation for obvious reasons.

04:01:49.000 He has it easy.

04:01:49.000 Oh, he lives at home.

04:01:50.000 Well, you know.

04:01:53.000 People that are my age are in college and their parents are paying for their school because they're going to school because they could have regular employment.

04:02:02.000 I don't want to get into it, but you understand why it's extenuating circumstances, right?

04:02:07.000 Yeah, financial insecurity doesn't apply to me.

04:02:13.000 So stupid.

04:02:16.000 Cope, yeah, whatever.

04:02:18.000 Time is such an evil device.

04:02:20.000 Well, I don't know.

04:02:21.000 Kind of gives life meaning, I suppose, but it's cruel.

04:02:26.000 But it is cruel.

04:02:29.000 Nick de radicalized me.

04:02:31.000 That's good to hear.

04:02:32.000 I'm just like ContraPoints.

04:02:32.000 I'm glad.

04:02:38.000 College is just a waste of time, money, brainwashing factory.

04:02:42.000 Shut up, dude.

04:02:43.000 Shut up.

04:02:46.000 People just say things.

04:02:48.000 People just say things.

04:02:49.000 They just.

04:02:52.000 It's just.

04:02:52.000 I don't know.

04:02:54.000 My elementary school teacher said it's diarrhea of the mouth.

04:02:57.000 You know, people just.

04:03:00.000 Say dumb stuff.

04:03:05.000 What should we go for here?

04:03:05.000 Let's see.

04:03:09.000 Let's just go for math.

04:03:10.000 Let's just go for Yang Gang, huh?

04:03:14.000 Nick is in danger of massage, exactly.

04:03:17.000 People just say things, 87%.

04:03:20.000 What does that mean?

04:03:25.000 He did de radicalize me, lol.

04:03:27.000 Nick was kind of a wignat when I started watching him, but I was too.

04:03:30.000 Yeah, I was a little bit of a wignat.

04:03:32.000 I was a wignat.

04:03:33.000 When I came home from college, I was definitely a wignat.

04:03:38.000 But then I, you know, got a grip on it.

04:03:42.000 I got a grip and I was like, hey, wait a second.

04:03:45.000 Hello, Coherent Worldview Department.

04:04:04.000 It's my little brother's birthday.

04:04:06.000 Happy birthday.

04:04:09.000 Nick came home from college and asked his parents if they'd heard about the smokestacks.

04:04:14.000 Unironically true.

04:04:15.000 I came home and just tried to red pill them, like right out of the gate, and they were not happy.

04:04:20.000 They were not having it.

04:04:23.000 True story.

04:04:28.000 Uh.

04:04:36.000 Yeah, we'll do that.

04:04:40.000 LMAO, we've all done it.

04:04:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:04:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:04:49.000 My leg is itching.

04:04:50.000 Who de radicalized you, Nick?

04:04:52.000 I don't know if it was like I was a radical.

04:04:56.000 I just eventually integrated what I had learned into a coherent and sensible worldview.

04:05:01.000 I just talked to a lot of people who had kind of, you know, been there, done that.

04:05:06.000 Yo, Hot track, hot track.

04:05:12.000 Audio boost for a hot track.

04:05:15.000 One of Kanye's best.

04:05:16.000 If you say you don't like Kanye, you haven't heard this song.

04:05:21.000 You don't understand this is a deep track, hot track, highly underrated track.

04:05:28.000 Nibbus be like, Kanye is just rap.

04:05:31.000 No way, dude.

04:05:33.000 Visionary, visionary.

04:05:37.000 Anyway.

04:05:39.000 Almost at 250, 10 lino points away until the big box opens and you get your lino.

04:05:48.000 You're gonna want to get in on that.

04:05:56.000 What the heck are you playing right now?

04:05:57.000 Streetlights by Kanye West, bro.

04:06:01.000 One of his finest, finest songs.

04:06:04.000 This song makes me cry?

04:06:06.000 Dude, me too.

04:06:07.000 Me too!

04:06:11.000 Yeah.

04:06:13.000 Buster Nut, yo, thank you for the diamonds.

04:06:15.000 Buzz Light, thanks for the ice cream.

04:06:17.000 Dugan Gang, thanks for the ice cream.

04:06:21.000 Thank you, my man.

04:06:24.000 Yeah, this is a song that'll make you cry.

04:06:26.000 This is a tearjerker.

04:06:28.000 Because it's so true.

04:06:30.000 Because it's so true.

04:06:34.000 Let's go in for currency.

04:06:44.000 What is the second best Kanye album and why is it Yeezus?

04:06:47.000 It's not Yeezus, bro.

04:06:49.000 Yeezus is good, but not his second best.

04:06:53.000 Bruh.

04:07:09.000 What's the song about, Nick?

04:07:11.000 It literally says what it's about.

04:07:15.000 It literally, the lyrics say exactly what it's about.

04:07:20.000 Y'all ever play Rage?

04:07:21.000 No.

04:07:23.000 Nick, go to sleep before.

04:07:24.000 I'm already in cranky mode.

04:07:28.000 I remember listening to this cycling home literally under streetlights.

04:07:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:07:33.000 I hear you, bro.

04:07:34.000 Me too.

04:07:35.000 Yeah.

04:07:37.000 Very interesting circumstances I was in when I heard this song for the first time, but it hit it very close to home.

04:07:45.000 You know.

04:07:46.000 Good track, good track.

04:07:52.000 I'm falling asleep, literally.

04:07:56.000 My eyes are straining.

04:08:00.000 Aw, what?

04:08:02.000 Aw, come on!

04:08:07.000 I wasn't even paying attention to that worker because he was just on autopilot.

04:08:15.000 Is that a Scout?

04:08:17.000 This song is not my favorite.

04:08:31.000 Oh, epic song.

04:08:33.000 Very epic song.

04:08:36.000 Extremely keen, though.

04:08:54.000 Good night, Nick.

04:08:55.000 Good night, Buster.

04:09:09.000 Nick, do you remember the 50 questions game?

04:09:12.000 No.

04:09:13.000 Play some tribe called Quest.

04:09:15.000 No, it's on shuffle and it will play what it plays.

04:09:21.000 I also hate that about Spotify.

04:09:23.000 Then people start making requests.

04:09:25.000 No, I will not be honoring requests.

04:09:29.000 How do you stay up for more than 24 hours, Nick?

04:09:32.000 Adrenaline?

04:09:33.000 High energy?

04:09:34.000 Being a genius?

04:09:38.000 Being an epic genius?

04:09:48.000 I didn't expect to see you here at this hour.

04:09:50.000 Can't stay long on the lunch break.

04:09:53.000 Wagey department.

04:09:55.000 Yeah, good to see you, bro.

04:10:11.000 These people, man.

04:10:15.000 Gotta make some more military units here.

04:10:19.000 Nick, are you on that sip life?

04:10:20.000 No, I didn't even have any sips.

04:10:21.000 Just had a little Coca Cola.

04:10:23.000 That's it.

04:10:27.000 Just had a can of Coke, but it gets the job done.

04:10:31.000 Do you know what I'm saying?

04:10:35.000 What a pain in the ass.

04:10:36.000 Now I gotta go back and fix these.

04:10:40.000 Never drink coffee.

04:10:42.000 I don't drink coffee.

04:10:42.000 I don't.

04:10:56.000 Gotta get a caravan going.

04:10:58.000 It's just always, you just always gotta boost up one of your numbers, man.

04:11:07.000 I guess I'll build a market.

04:11:08.000 No, no!

04:11:12.000 Ugh!

04:11:14.000 Have you ever talked to Sam?

04:11:15.000 Yeah, I've talked to Sam.

04:11:18.000 I have talked to Sam Hyde.

04:11:27.000 Can we get a link to this base playlist?

04:11:29.000 No, it's just my Spotify.

04:11:31.000 And I'm not letting you see my Spotify.

04:11:34.000 No way.

04:11:35.000 Yeah, we'll do a market.

04:11:40.000 That's what we need right now.

04:11:42.000 Yeah, we'll do that.

04:11:52.000 And he will not divide us.

04:11:53.000 Yeah.

04:11:54.000 How are you still streaming?

04:11:56.000 High energy.

04:11:56.000 How long have I been on?

04:11:59.000 Let me check.

04:12:00.000 When did I tweet about it?

04:12:10.000 I have been streaming for four hours.

04:12:13.000 Jeez.

04:12:14.000 Yeah, that's a little excessive.

04:12:22.000 Yo, thanks for the ice creams and the lemons.

04:12:24.000 Wow.

04:12:25.000 Yo, thanks for the lemons and the ice creams, brothers.

04:12:33.000 Thank you, my red-tiled brothers.

04:12:45.000 We got whales?

04:12:46.000 Where's whales?

04:12:50.000 Oh, it says they demand whales, I think.

04:12:54.000 Looking sexy.

04:12:55.000 Thank you.

04:12:55.000 Oh, wow.

04:13:01.000 What is this?

04:13:02.000 No.

04:13:07.000 Yo, Jacob Sartorius?

04:13:12.000 Vibe check.

04:13:15.000 Vibe check?

04:13:22.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond, bro.

04:13:32.000 The song is so based in Red Pill.

04:13:44.000 King check.

04:13:45.000 Yo, King check?

04:13:48.000 King check, 2.1 away until the box opens, baby.

04:14:14.000 Almost there.

04:14:16.000 Why?

04:14:16.000 They're just destroying all my improvements.

04:14:19.000 This is outrageous.

04:14:25.000 What is this?

04:14:26.000 Buffalo chest.

04:14:29.000 Yeah, no.

04:14:33.000 I can't attack him?

04:14:36.000 Oh, yeah, I can.

04:14:55.000 Line up for Lino, hell yeah.

04:14:58.000 Even though Jacob was being a tarred on and talking about women's abortion rights, yeah, that was pretty cringe, I know.

04:15:05.000 I know I was cringing at that too.

04:15:09.000 But he's still a king.

04:15:12.000 Okay?

04:15:15.000 I understand your concerns, but he is a king.

04:15:19.000 What religion are we gonna found?

04:15:21.000 Should we be Jewish?

04:15:24.000 Let's be some kind of.

04:15:25.000 Is there an African religion we can choose?

04:15:33.000 I guess Africans never founded a great world religion, really makes you think.

04:15:43.000 Yeah, hello, Vibe.

04:15:43.000 This is a.

04:15:48.000 Hello, Vibe Department.

04:15:50.000 Yeah, I'd like to file a claim.

04:15:53.000 Let us found.

04:15:56.000 Yeah, Catholicism.

04:15:57.000 I know that's what everyone expects me to do.

04:16:02.000 Why don't we find something else instead?

04:16:06.000 Black Israelites.

04:16:07.000 Let's do it.

04:16:20.000 Um Mmm Monasteries, mosques, pagodas.

04:16:51.000 I usually do this one.

04:16:54.000 Wait, why would it be mosques?

04:16:55.000 Shouldn't it be synagogues?

04:17:11.000 It'll take the end of all time.

04:17:17.000 Yeah, let's do that.

04:17:21.000 Judaism founded.

04:17:23.000 What do you think about that?

04:17:33.000 Okay, 250, baby.

04:17:36.000 250.

04:17:37.000 You ready for the box to open?

04:17:40.000 You ready for the chest to open up, baby?

04:17:45.000 Yo, thanks for the diamond.

04:17:49.000 Hello, chest department.

04:17:54.000 Hello, chest department.

04:17:56.000 Time to open it up.

04:18:03.000 Okay, it's coming.

04:18:07.000 Hey-oh.

04:18:09.000 Rewards distributed.

04:18:41.000 Who won?

04:18:43.000 Veil got 30 Lino out of that one.

04:18:43.000 Wow.

04:18:46.000 Zav got 17.

04:18:49.000 Buster Nut got 10.

04:18:50.000 Brain Sick got 9.

04:18:52.000 Problem is, there's so many people watching.

04:18:55.000 So everybody that collects, they get a little piece.

04:19:02.000 That's a shame.

04:19:03.000 Somebody says they missed it.

04:19:04.000 Ah, that's a shame.

04:19:06.000 Yo, thanks for the lemons, everybody giving it right back.

04:19:09.000 Yo, thank you.

04:19:12.000 Great wall.

04:19:13.000 Yeah, we'll do it.

04:19:24.000 Such a good song, and you know, so relatable to me.

04:19:28.000 I've felt this before.

04:19:31.000 Can you relate to this song?

04:19:37.000 Ugh.

04:19:42.000 Where are we gonna go?

04:19:42.000 Let's go.

04:20:09.000 Wow, another great song.

04:20:22.000 Very epic song.

04:20:34.000 Um, yeah.

04:20:37.000 Yep.

04:20:38.000 Okay.

04:20:39.000 Yep.

04:20:40.000 Okay.

04:20:50.000 The chest opening was so good.

04:20:51.000 Sorry you missed it.

04:20:52.000 Yeah, sorry.

04:21:06.000 These guys are forward settling me in a big way.

04:21:15.000 Not cool.

04:21:19.000 Yeah, nice.

04:21:20.000 See that?

04:21:21.000 Look at this city.

04:21:25.000 Um, gun, gun, de la vu.

04:21:47.000 No, I'm not giving you an embassy.

04:21:50.000 Yeah, okay.

04:21:51.000 For you.

04:21:52.000 For you, my fellow African.

04:21:55.000 I haven't seen that nation before.

04:21:57.000 Who are you playing, Shaka Zulu?

04:22:10.000 Thank you, Nick, doing God's work.

04:22:11.000 That's so true.

04:22:15.000 Comfy evening stream for us Europores.

04:22:17.000 Yeah, that's right.

04:22:18.000 It is the evening over there.

04:22:23.000 Lori Lightfoot, Nick?

04:22:24.000 Really?

04:22:28.000 I don't know what that has to do with me.

04:22:49.000 What happened to Astroneer?

04:22:50.000 What do you mean, what happened to it?

04:22:53.000 What does that even mean?

04:23:02.000 People are just so frustrating.

04:23:03.000 What do you mean?

04:23:05.000 All these people.

04:23:06.000 What happened to Astroneer?

04:23:08.000 Lori Lightfoot, really?

04:23:10.000 What are you talking about?

04:23:11.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

04:23:14.000 I apologize for the language, but it's like, come on.

04:23:20.000 I don't know what everybody's problem is today.

04:23:24.000 All these people, the masses.

04:23:32.000 Okay, let's, um.

04:23:35.000 Let's do that.

04:23:38.000 Oh, oh, oh!

04:23:51.000 Ummm Epic song.

04:24:06.000 And yeah, it's time.

04:24:07.000 I think it's time for another settler.

04:24:08.000 Yep.

04:24:09.000 Time for another settler.

04:24:13.000 As Ann Coulter would say, time for another settler.

04:24:19.000 Where to place him?

04:24:21.000 That's the question.

04:24:22.000 That's the trick.

04:24:36.000 Yeah, very based song.

04:24:40.000 It's so strange to think how many people stream with less than five viewers and how many people watch streams these days.

04:24:45.000 Strange world.

04:24:47.000 Yeah, that's a very good observation.

04:24:51.000 Very intelligent observation.

04:24:55.000 Nice looking wall you got there after founding the Jewish religion.

04:24:59.000 I think it came with the religion.

04:25:06.000 Always with their hands out, right?

04:25:08.000 No.

04:25:26.000 Let's go market.

04:25:32.000 Should I put beer in my scrambled eggs?

04:25:34.000 That sounds really dumb.

04:25:43.000 Kill, bang, marry, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Tommy Laren.

04:25:48.000 Um, that's a.

04:25:51.000 Mary Michelle Malkin, bang Tommy Laren.

04:25:55.000 Like, I love Ann Coulter, but if we're talking about, you know, Michelle Malkin and Tommy Laren, you know, Tommy Laren I don't care for, but she is pretty and she's younger, so.

04:26:09.000 We have to be pragmatic about these things.

04:26:11.000 We have to be adults, okay?

04:26:21.000 I don't know why they're trying to make me spread out so much.

04:26:24.000 I'm not even connected here, but I do have to compete with these guys for territory, so.

04:26:30.000 I don't know, not much happening here, but some.

04:26:32.000 Well, nah, the truffles are pretty critical.

04:26:37.000 We got bison, horses.

04:26:41.000 It'll be important to control the interior, so.

04:26:46.000 Yeah, maybe I will put him down while I still can.

04:27:00.000 I'm just gonna need this guy.

04:27:04.000 Maybe I'll have him meet in the middle.

04:27:06.000 you know let us select this will be big

04:27:47.000 Hey, oh, uh, for furs?

04:27:51.000 Yeah, no.

04:27:53.000 No way.

04:27:55.000 Nope.

04:28:01.000 Seriously?

04:28:17.000 Whatever, I guess I'll just do that.

04:28:39.000 And he'll just hang out here.

04:28:44.000 And this guy's got to go protect my settler.

04:28:54.000 And what are we going to build here?

04:28:55.000 A lighthouse?

04:28:56.000 I guess I would be prudent to get that out of the way now.

04:28:59.000 And then a worker.

04:29:16.000 Ayo, that's a good song.

04:29:22.000 Jacob Sartorius again?

04:29:35.000 Why are we hearing the same songs?

04:29:39.000 Why are we hearing the same songs?

04:29:42.000 I must have filtered it.

04:29:43.000 Yeah, that's probably what happened.

04:29:48.000 Yeah, so I'll just.

04:29:49.000 Do that.

04:29:54.000 That was weird.

04:30:03.000 Yeah, so this guy can come hang out down here.

04:30:05.000 I don't know what is going on with that.

04:30:18.000 Dude, what are you doing building a wall this fast?

04:30:21.000 What about all those innocent barbarians that need to get in?

04:30:25.000 Haha.

04:30:27.000 Hahaha.

04:30:29.000 I get it.

04:30:30.000 It's a political joke.

04:30:39.000 Your sleep schedule is bunked.

04:30:40.000 Yeah, thanks for telling me.

04:30:43.000 Thank you.

04:30:48.000 Hey, Nick, I got a bounce.

04:30:49.000 Open chest.

04:30:50.000 Is it 251 already?

04:30:52.000 What?

04:30:53.000 How did it get up that fast?

04:30:56.000 Or, oh no, I forgot to close it out.

04:30:58.000 Oh, yeah, I forgot to close it out.

04:31:00.000 Yeah, it's only 5.

04:31:02.000 I'm not opening at 5, dummy.

04:31:05.000 Why would I open it at 5, dum dum?

04:31:07.000 No way.

04:31:10.000 See, this guy already trying to.

04:31:12.000 What a JL, man.

04:31:18.000 But that river is mine.

04:31:19.000 It belongs to me.

04:31:44.000 Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.

04:31:55.000 Hey, thanks for the ice cream radio storm.

04:32:01.000 Are you kidding me?

04:32:13.000 Hey, thanks, bro.

04:32:16.000 Taking one for the team there.

04:32:27.000 So now Heyo!

04:32:38.000 The golden age of the Zulu people.

04:32:43.000 Very powerful.

04:32:46.000 Very wise.

04:32:47.000 Wise people!

04:32:51.000 Yeah, it'd be worth it in the long run to pick these up.

04:33:00.000 Owned.

04:33:00.000 Yeah, what do you think about that, idiot?

04:33:03.000 Trying to snag it.

04:33:04.000 Well, good thing you got the deer.

04:33:05.000 I got all the truffles, the bananas, the iron.

04:33:08.000 You can SMD, bro.

04:33:10.000 SMD SMFD, bro.

04:33:27.000 unbelievable I don't know what this glitching is all about.

04:34:05.000 I gotta get a worker over there, man.

04:34:16.000 Very wise people.

04:34:19.000 Wise people.

04:35:09.000 Yeah, okay.

04:35:20.000 Catch you later on America First.

04:35:22.000 Hey, see you later, big guy.

04:35:25.000 Oh, wait.

04:35:26.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

04:35:40.000 What happened with the Hunter Avalon thing?

04:35:42.000 We're trying to reschedule it.

04:35:56.000 What happened to my trade route got plundered?

04:35:59.000 Okay, no Bamba, more like Mo Bamba.

04:36:30.000 Am I right?

04:36:49.000 Did you ever hang out with Ben Shapiro?

04:36:51.000 Kind of

04:37:28.000 a weak trade route, only one gold.

04:37:45.000 What is going on?

04:38:06.000 Nick, what was the big announcement you were talking about on Thursday's show?

04:38:09.000 I talked about it on the premium show.

04:38:15.000 You guys are just killing me, man.

04:38:16.000 The chat is just killing me right now.

04:38:19.000 You're actually killing me.

04:38:21.000 I'm falling asleep because I'm tired and people are asking about the show.

04:38:27.000 Um, Nick, what was that announcement you were gonna make on the show?

04:38:31.000 Nick, um, what happened to the Hunter Avalon thing again?

04:38:35.000 What are you doing?

04:38:37.000 What are you doing?

04:38:41.000 Can't you ask me something?

04:38:43.000 I don't know.

04:38:44.000 Can't you just be in person?

04:38:48.000 Can't you just chill?

04:38:49.000 Can't you just hang out?

04:38:50.000 Everybody's always gotta be fucking shaking me down.

04:38:55.000 Jeez.

04:38:59.000 Alright, we should build.

04:39:01.000 Yeah, we should probably get over here.

04:39:14.000 How to watch that happiness.

04:39:16.000 Yeah, I'm gonna go in for a circus.

04:39:20.000 Like my life.

04:39:37.000 You know, this is a generally good one to have.

04:39:40.000 I'll just do that.

04:39:41.000 Yeah, I'm

04:40:33.000 I can't read these chats.

04:40:33.000 just not.

04:40:35.000 I, um.

04:40:36.000 No.

04:40:37.000 I'm reading them all.

04:40:38.000 I'm just like, no, no.

04:40:40.000 Um, no, I don't really feel like responding to that one.

04:40:44.000 Nick, how is Jared Holt in person?

04:40:45.000 Yeah, um, no, thank you.

04:40:48.000 Nick, when are you joining AIM?

04:40:50.000 Um, no.

04:40:52.000 No.

04:41:00.000 It's just like I don't know.

04:41:02.000 Just don't.

04:41:03.000 It's not good enough.

04:41:03.000 It's not good.

04:41:06.000 No, thank you.

04:41:07.000 No, thank you.

04:41:08.000 I won't be responding to this one.

04:41:10.000 I will not be responding to this.

04:41:13.000 You can hang out.

04:41:16.000 And what should I do with this?

04:41:18.000 The problem is there's no city states near me.

04:41:22.000 I really like that song.

04:41:27.000 Yo!

04:41:27.000 Okay.

04:41:29.000 Talk about Kino.

04:41:37.000 Heyo.

04:42:13.000 I'll probably power through for like a 20 hour, 20 minutes.

04:42:18.000 maybe.

04:42:20.000 Shooting for three o'clock, so maybe 50 minutes, 50 minutes until I close it off.

04:42:28.000 I don't know.

04:42:30.000 Yeah, probably 50 minutes and then I'll call it 50.

04:42:44.000 Great playlist, Nick.

04:42:45.000 Thanks.

04:42:46.000 So true.

04:42:48.000 Transform into the ghost rider of six.

04:43:00.000 Ugh.

04:43:44.000 I feel like I don't have enough workers.

04:43:47.000 Yeah, that'll give me a little boost.

04:44:01.000 Yeah, I only have three workers for three cities.

04:44:06.000 Not enough, not sufficient.

04:44:27.000 Axe killer, paint a pit of well.

04:44:30.000 I sing a song, sing, sing, sipping, no chasing.

04:44:38.000 Price is waxed, sapper, rope, rotating, watches.

04:44:43.000 Yeah, we need some farms going up in here.

04:44:49.000 Not enough ag happening.

04:44:50.000 I feel like I can't hear myself.

04:44:56.000 Hello, hearing myself, department.

04:45:12.000 Those strange things get slayed on song.

04:45:17.000 The track renders helpless and suffers from multiple stab wounds and leaks sound as heard.

04:45:23.000 93 million miles away from Kane 1 to represent the nation.

04:45:27.000 This is a gathering of the masses that come to pay respects to the Wu Tang clan.

04:45:32.000 As we engage in battle, the crowd now speaks in rage.

04:45:36.000 The hot cheek Jamalari takes the stage.

04:45:38.000 Light is provided through sparks of energy from the mind that travels in rhyme form, giving sight to the mind.

04:45:45.000 The dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum Death.

04:45:48.000 Only one can save shelf from This relentless attack, and it tracks me and some Yo, yo, yo, fuck that.

04:46:28.000 I don't like what's going on here.

04:46:29.000 A lot of...

04:46:30.000 A lot of warriors moving around.

04:46:33.000 Not a very good sign.

04:46:36.000 I don't know if I'm totally ready for a war with Ethiopia.

04:46:45.000 If I'm being honest.

04:46:47.000 If I'm being completely honest with you.

04:46:55.000 So, why don't I build.

04:47:01.000 I guess I'll build a catapult.

04:47:02.000 That's a good defensive unit.

04:47:15.000 Yo, beast.

04:47:17.000 I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit.

04:47:23.000 Rocks, put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour.

04:47:28.000 Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like.

04:47:43.000 Let's do.

04:47:45.000 I'll fucking, I'll fucking pull your fucking mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver.

04:47:52.000 I'll fucking, I'll fucking sew your asshole clothes and keep feeding, and feeding, and feeding and feeding.

04:48:12.000 Let's do that, Wait, what?

04:48:18.000 Why can't I, uh, oh, I get two.

04:48:23.000 Let's do.

04:48:42.000 Mmm Plus two production.

04:49:01.000 That seems pretty good.

04:49:02.000 I don't know, the garden's good too.

04:49:05.000 Let's do.

04:49:08.000 Hmm.

04:49:10.000 Mm-mm-mm-mm.

04:49:22.000 I don't know, I'm torn.

04:49:27.000 I'm torn between shrines, faith, and production in this.

04:49:45.000 Um, I don't know.

04:49:47.000 I guess I'll do this one.

04:49:51.000 All right, let's see.

04:50:12.000 Oh no.

04:50:16.000 Yeesh.

04:51:07.000 Actually, I should probably build that.

04:52:13.000 What is this guy promoting his game in here?

04:52:16.000 No.

04:52:18.000 Ban.

04:52:23.000 Nimbus be promoting their games in live chat?

04:52:26.000 No way.

04:52:30.000 No way.

04:52:36.000 No chance.

04:52:37.000 I won't let it happen.

04:52:45.000 Who is this now?

04:52:46.000 Oh, he's a guy?

04:52:48.000 Okay.

04:53:08.000 Not really in the mood for that one.

04:53:18.000 Hey-oh!

04:53:21.000 Very epic song.

04:53:57.000 Let's do, I guess, a wall.

04:54:04.000 No, I, no. No way.

04:54:33.000 Am I still number one?

04:54:34.000 I'm like falling asleep, and I'm still number one on the website.

04:54:40.000 Who's number two?

04:54:41.000 Crafting soon in unboxing.

04:54:44.000 Da da da.

04:54:47.000 Sam, 50% of donations in chests.

04:54:50.000 I don't even know what this game is, but it's just so.

04:54:56.000 There's a lot going on, a lot of action going on.

04:55:00.000 Too bright.

04:55:03.000 Yeesh.

04:55:05.000 Okay, let's see.

04:55:08.000 Mobamba, now he's gonna go here.

04:55:24.000 Um, let's see, an impi, hell yeah!

04:55:31.000 Impi time.

04:55:41.000 No, nobody's getting my furs.

04:56:47.000 Why all the glitches?

04:56:50.000 I don't understand.

04:56:59.000 This stream is more chill without Nick's blow ups.

04:57:05.000 Okay.

04:57:16.000 Well, you know, some people actually like my commentary, so.

04:57:23.000 So, whatever.

04:57:34.000 I'll give you a blow up, alright.

04:57:37.000 I'll give you a blow up.

04:57:39.000 You want to see a blow up?

04:57:43.000 I can't make that joke.

04:57:44.000 I'm not going to make that joke.

04:57:46.000 Not going to make that joke.

04:57:48.000 Wait a second.

04:57:49.000 Hang on.

04:57:50.000 Hang on.

04:57:51.000 Damn it!

04:57:52.000 Are all the other victory conditions enabled?

04:57:56.000 No.

04:57:56.000 Okay, we're good.

04:57:58.000 I only play Domination, Victor.

04:58:01.000 I've never played a game where other victories are enabled.

04:58:03.000 So I thought for a second.

04:58:05.000 Heh heh.

04:58:07.000 That I was going to have to mess with that.

04:58:11.000 Forget that.

04:58:12.000 Forget that, homie.

04:58:21.000 Hey, yo.

04:58:37.000 Oh.

04:58:47.000 Not finding a good song here.

04:58:55.000 Give me a good song already.

04:58:58.000 This one's okay.

04:59:18.000 Should I just go and invade one of these cities?

04:59:30.000 Who am I friends with again?

04:59:33.000 I forget.

04:59:47.000 But it ain't Ralph though.

04:59:52.000 That's my favorite.

04:59:53.000 That's my favorite line.

05:00:02.000 But it ain't Ralph, though.

05:00:04.000 Such a classic line.

05:00:05.000 It's so.

05:00:06.000 It really encapsulates the mood, the mentality.

05:00:11.000 It's so true.

05:00:13.000 It's alright, but it ain't Ralph, though.

05:00:15.000 You know?

05:00:36.000 Nick, rap for us.

05:00:38.000 No.

05:00:40.000 No, I'm too embarrassed.

05:00:41.000 I'm too self conscious.

05:00:42.000 I can't do it, guys.

05:00:45.000 I don't want to.

05:00:46.000 I will get all embarrassed.

05:00:56.000 Don't look at me when I'm rapping.

05:00:58.000 Don't look!

05:01:05.000 I'd be surprised if he does America First tonight.

05:01:07.000 Do you know how many times I've done this before?

05:01:09.000 Dummy.

05:01:11.000 People are just so stupid

05:03:16.000 These chats are just bad I don't want to read the.

05:03:19.000 I just can't read the chats.

05:03:22.000 Chat is slow and bad.

05:03:25.000 Okay, yeah, these guys are coming for me.

05:03:28.000 This Ethiopia is really trying to come for me here.

05:03:32.000 And it's not okay.

05:04:03.000 Yo. Probably do this. Honestly.

05:04:21.000 Okay, I think just bans have to happen.

05:04:24.000 I think we just gotta start banning people.

05:04:27.000 It's unfortunate, but it has to happen.

05:04:42.000 gonna have to happen

05:05:48.000 yo thanks for the ice cream bro I'm just gonna ban everybody who annoys me now, and it feels good.

05:06:21.000 I'm done.

05:06:22.000 I'm done.

05:06:23.000 I'm tired.

05:06:23.000 I'm unironically, I'm quite literally tired.

05:06:27.000 I'm tired.

05:06:29.000 I'm tired of it.

05:06:30.000 I've had it.

05:06:34.000 You've worn me out.

05:06:35.000 My patience has its limits.

05:06:47.000 People test me, you know.

05:06:49.000 I'm tired, I'm sleepy, and people are like, let's just push.

05:06:52.000 Let's just keep pushing.

05:06:55.000 Oh, good luck.

05:07:02.000 And patience depleted.

05:07:04.000 Yeah, very severely depleted.

05:07:09.000 Time for some Jewish missionary action.

05:08:36.000 Yo!

05:08:37.000 Okay.

05:08:40.000 Okay, epic.

05:08:44.000 Little Jacob Sartorius.

05:08:47.000 Don't mind if I do.

05:08:51.000 I can easily slonk to that.

05:08:58.000 My neck hurts, man.

05:09:16.000 in pain who's captured

05:09:31.000 oh i forgot

05:10:14.000 I think I do need a neck brace.

05:10:15.000 Maybe that's the answer.

05:10:19.000 You know, help me with my posture a little bit.

05:10:23.000 give me a little boost i need

05:11:04.000 why with the The chat just refuses to learn.

05:11:10.000 Thoughts on the special relationship with London?

05:11:13.000 What is the best version of the Bible?

05:11:16.000 Hey, Nick, I have a friend that would like to join DLive.

05:11:18.000 Is cashing in Lino easy, in your opinion?

05:11:21.000 Thoughts on Queen Victoria?

05:11:24.000 What are you doing?

05:11:25.000 Why?

05:11:26.000 Why are you doing this to me?

05:11:35.000 I don't understand.

05:11:37.000 I'm a good person.

05:11:38.000 I'm streaming for your enjoyment.

05:11:46.000 Really bumming me out when I'm trying to listen to Jacob Sertorius.

05:11:52.000 Really bumming me out.

05:11:57.000 Heyo, gotta prepare

05:12:48.000 for war if you want.

05:12:50.000 Peace.

05:12:52.000 Parabellum.

05:12:54.000 Gotta prepare for war, baby, just like John Wick.

05:12:57.000 It's no

05:14:21.000 good.

05:14:47.000 Really loving the color scheme of Zimbabwe.

05:14:49.000 Very good earth tones.

05:14:51.000 Very nice brown shading there.

05:14:53.000 I'm a fan, as opposed to like, what, dark green and orange?

05:15:00.000 Bright green and dark green.

05:15:01.000 It's very muted.

05:15:03.000 Looks very mature.

05:15:06.000 I like it.

05:15:10.000 I'm a fan.

05:15:12.000 I am an admirer.

05:15:14.000 I am an admirer of this color scheme.

05:15:22.000 Thank you for streaming, big guy.

05:15:24.000 Hey, you're welcome, dude.

05:15:26.000 Finally, a grateful chatter.

05:15:30.000 Yeah, get over it, dummy.

05:15:34.000 No.

05:15:52.000 What is this epic copypasta from my old classmate?

05:15:56.000 What is this that you're posting in chat?

05:15:59.000 Let's take a look.

05:16:04.000 Oh, let's see.

05:16:06.000 Oh, it's from a year ago?

05:16:11.000 I went to high school with this kid.

05:16:12.000 When I first started there, he was a pretty nice guy.

05:16:15.000 Oh, I've read this before.

05:16:19.000 I can never figure out who this person was.

05:16:29.000 Yeah, but that's old news, bro.

05:16:32.000 Old news.

05:16:37.000 You are still streaming?

05:16:39.000 No, dipshit.

05:16:40.000 No, I'm not streaming.

05:16:46.000 No, dude.

05:16:47.000 I stopped streaming hours ago.

05:16:49.000 What are you talking about?

05:17:23.000 Hey-o.

05:17:25.000 Faced song department?

05:17:37.000 I'm gonna end the stream in 15 minutes and then I'm gonna take a nap and then I'm gonna do the show and then I'm going to bed after the show.

05:17:51.000 The glitch is making me angry.

05:17:56.000 Not a fan.

05:18:22.000 Hey, thanks, Zoomer.

05:18:26.000 Do you do any prep for the show?

05:18:28.000 Nope.

05:18:30.000 Nope.

05:18:33.000 Prep for the show?

05:18:34.000 No.

05:18:35.000 No prep.

05:18:37.000 No, I just completely.

05:18:38.000 The whole thing, I just.

05:18:41.000 No notes.

05:18:42.000 Nothing.

05:18:46.000 No prep.

05:18:47.000 None at all.

05:18:49.000 Zero zip.

05:18:51.000 None.

05:18:56.000 Well, this is boring.

05:18:58.000 Okay, deleted and muted.

05:19:04.000 I'm just, I can't do it.

05:19:05.000 I can't, I can't do it.

05:19:07.000 I can't.

05:19:09.000 Streaming business, perhaps it is not for me.

05:19:13.000 Having to deal with the live chatters.

05:19:17.000 This is boring.

05:19:18.000 Go watch something else.

05:19:19.000 Stop annoying me.

05:19:21.000 Guys in chat doing nothing but posting annoying nonsense.

05:19:24.000 And he's like, this is boring.

05:19:26.000 Go away.

05:19:34.000 I told you we entered, uh, we entered.

05:19:37.000 I told you cranky mode was coming.

05:19:39.000 I told you it was manic mode and then it was comfy mode.

05:19:43.000 And I told you angry, crabby mode was coming soon after.

05:19:49.000 And everybody just wants to push my buttons and complain.

05:19:59.000 I don't know what the expectation is.

05:19:59.000 I don't know.

05:20:01.000 What is the expectation?

05:20:19.000 The masses, the fickle masses.

05:20:28.000 We got good music, we got good gameplay, we got a handsome gentleman on the camera.

05:20:34.000 What more can you ask for?

05:20:37.000 It's seven hours, it's six hours of content in the middle of the day.

05:20:43.000 What more could you ask for?

05:20:44.000 What more could you want or expect from me?

05:20:51.000 You've got it all.

05:21:10.000 Let's go in for.

05:21:14.000 Yeah, let's do that.

05:21:19.000 We need more Catboys.

05:21:20.000 So true.

05:21:21.000 We're all the Catboys today.

05:21:24.000 What more could we possibly ask for?

05:21:26.000 So true.

05:21:27.000 Always, this is epic.

05:21:28.000 See, finally, the gratitude that we need.

05:21:31.000 Yeah, thank you.

05:21:32.000 Thank you for thanking me.

05:21:38.000 Hey, oh, epic song.

05:21:41.000 Hello, epic song department.

05:21:46.000 Chill, epic, stream songs department.

05:21:49.000 Let's get another impi in the works here.

05:22:02.000 Any cat boys in chat, press one, says Ebbock.

05:22:05.000 Yeah, if you're a cat boy, please press one.

05:22:09.000 Cat boys in chat, press one.

05:22:24.000 Ah, we're both...

05:22:58.000 yo.

05:23:05.000 Another impi warrior.

05:23:06.000 We're just going to take over the world with these.

05:23:33.000 Yeah, thank you, Josh, for owning the spammer.

05:23:41.000 Wait, who is Brazil fighting?

05:23:42.000 Rome?

05:23:46.000 I didn't know about this.

05:23:58.000 Cause she's gone.

05:24:14.000 What can I upgrade these guys to?

05:24:15.000 A pikeman?

05:24:17.000 Or an impi?

05:24:17.000 Okay, let's do that.

05:24:20.000 Why not?

05:24:23.000 Why not?

05:24:32.000 This guy can chill out, wait for other tiles to become available.

05:24:45.000 How badly do you miss Radick?

05:24:47.000 If you post that one more time, I'm banning you.

05:24:53.000 Why all these political questions on a comfy Civ stream?

05:24:56.000 That's what I'm wondering.

05:24:58.000 Comfy Civ stream, and people are asking about all this other, all this silly stuff.

05:25:07.000 We're just trying to hang out, have a fun little game.

05:25:15.000 Everybody's getting very serious.

05:25:21.000 Why so serious?

05:25:25.000 Why so serious, huh?

05:25:29.000 What's going on?

05:25:54.000 My empire, it's just...

05:25:56.000 I'm really loving the way this game is turning out.

05:25:59.000 Very powerful.

05:26:02.000 Very, very solid start here.

05:26:10.000 Everything is going my way.

05:26:13.000 I appreciate when that happens.

05:26:30.000 A great song fraud niggas y'all niggas.

05:26:33.000 That's that shit.

05:26:34.000 I don't like yo shit make believe rapping about my own life.

05:26:39.000 That's red nigga.

05:26:57.000 I don't like really liking the impi warriors, very solid.

05:27:24.000 I'm glad I chose Zulu.

05:27:26.000 I'm really, overall, I'm very pleased with this sieve.

05:28:06.000 Free pump, shake, real nigga, cold life.

05:28:09.000 Shout out to Dead Rose, men and nigga nice.

05:28:13.000 Shout out to Ellie P. J. Boogie, right?

05:28:18.000 King Louis, right?

05:28:21.000 Hey, where did my missionaries go?

05:28:23.000 Did they get captured or what happened?

05:28:27.000 Don't you get three uses out of those or what's the deal?

05:28:31.000 Oh, it's only two.

05:28:39.000 Four, I don't like three.

05:28:49.000 I guess I'll send them over here.

05:29:00.000 Let's do that.

05:29:01.000 I get a special bunch of clothes, because I'm living life.

05:29:11.000 I come up on a sink, and I'm still alive.

05:29:15.000 Bitch, I'm out of life.

05:29:25.000 Don't psych.

05:29:26.000 I'm fucked now.

05:29:41.000 I went in the same, nigga I'm fucking insane Fuck is you saying, yo ass been doing the same Shit, I do what you say, dang I told your old bitch he was fucking the lane Turn one hoe to a train, blow, bling My niggas holding their pain I just hope you been praying, bang,

05:29:55.000 Bang Riding for my niggas in this low life High class, I'm just surrounded by these low lights And I run this bitch like it's no lights, Going hard the whole night, cause I ain't going back to my old life, I promise I could probably get rid of the scout.

05:30:18.000 Honestly, That's that bitch I don't like.

05:31:12.000 Okay.

05:31:13.000 we're playing one more song and then I'm out of here, all right?

05:31:17.000 One more song.

05:31:17.000 What is our final song going to be?

05:31:21.000 What is our final song going to be before I leave?

05:31:25.000 The song to play me out before we're all done.

05:31:31.000 And then I take a little nap and I do the show at 7 o'clock.

05:31:35.000 What's it going to be?

05:31:38.000 What are we here?

05:31:47.000 Erica, you're gay, dude.

05:31:50.000 Play Erica.

05:31:53.000 Dude, you're dumb.

05:31:57.000 Hey, Jake Baldwin, what's going on, bro?

05:32:05.000 I'm tired.

05:32:06.000 I need to sleep.

05:32:09.000 Good to see my little Nibba, my little buddy, dropping in.

05:32:16.000 Let's hear.

05:32:17.000 What's going to be our last one?

05:32:21.000 Last one.

05:32:22.000 Yeah, you're so stupid.

05:32:25.000 Erica, talk about a cringe LARPer.

05:32:27.000 Talk about a cringe Nat LARPer.

05:32:31.000 Good, did you come from YouTube or Twitch or something?

05:32:35.000 Yeah, you could say that.

05:32:36.000 You could say I came from both YouTube and Twitch.

05:32:41.000 You could say I originated on YouTube and Twitch.

05:32:46.000 I had a little bit of a following there.

05:32:49.000 Let's do.

05:32:50.000 Hmm.

05:32:58.000 Is it going to be a nostalgia one?

05:32:59.000 Is it going to be a meme song?

05:33:01.000 Is it going to be a good song?

05:33:04.000 Oh, I don't know.

05:33:05.000 So many possibilities.

05:33:08.000 So many possibilities.

05:33:19.000 You know what?

05:33:19.000 Why don't we just end it with Ghost Town?

05:33:21.000 Yeah, let's just hit it with the 2019 summer classic Ghost Town off the album, Yay.

05:33:34.000 Someday, someday, I want to wear a starry crown.

05:33:49.000 Someday, someday, someday, I want to lay down like I did on Sunday.

05:34:00.000 Hurry, hurry.

05:34:02.000 Sunday, Sunday, I remember these songs.

05:34:10.000 Sunday, that way, yeah, way, way, that day.

05:34:15.000 Sunday, I wanna, that's right.

05:34:19.000 Sunday, I wanna hit the red, gotta, that's right.

05:34:24.000 Sunday, so.

05:34:26.000 Okay.

05:34:27.000 I've been trying to make you love me, But everything I try Just takes you further from me.

05:34:50.000 Someday we gon' set it off, Someday we gon' get this off.

05:34:56.000 Baby, don't you bet it off On that path of fat and all, you might think they wrote you off.

05:35:05.000 They gon' have to roll me off.

05:35:08.000 Someday the drama'll be gone and they'll face me.

05:35:13.000 Sometimes I take all the shine, talk like I drank all the wine.

05:35:19.000 Here's a head but way behind.

05:35:22.000 I'm on one, two, three, four, five.

05:35:25.000 No half-truths, just naked minds.

05:35:30.000 Time this now, and mine, but maybe someday I've been trying to make you love me, but everything I try just takes you further from me.

05:35:56.000 I am a child.

05:36:02.000 I let go of everything that I know.

05:36:07.000 Yeah.

05:36:08.000 Of everything that I know.

05:36:16.000 Yeah.

05:36:17.000 And nothing hurts anymore.

05:36:19.000 I feel kind of free.

05:36:24.000 We're still the kids we used to be.

05:36:28.000 Yeah.

05:36:30.000 Yeah.

05:36:31.000 I put my hand on a stone to see if I. Still bleed And nothing hurts anymore.

05:36:42.000 I feel kind of free.

05:36:47.000 We're still the kids we used to be To see if I still feel And nothing hurts anymore.

05:37:05.000 I feel kind of free.

05:37:10.000 We're still the kids we used to be Just sheep, I still bleed.

05:37:25.000 Yeah.

05:37:33.000 We're still the kids we used to be.

05:37:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:37:37.000 I put my hand on a stall to see if I still bleed.

05:37:47.000 Yeah.

05:37:49.000 And nothing hurts anymore.

05:37:51.000 I feel kind of free.

05:37:57.000 All right.

05:37:58.000 Well, there you have it.

05:38:00.000 That's going to do it for us on the stream today.

05:38:05.000 I'm tired, man.

05:38:07.000 How long have we been streaming now?

05:38:10.000 When did we start?

05:38:12.000 Started at 9 a.m.

05:38:14.000 I've been streaming for five and a half hours.

05:38:17.000 Kind of a long time.

05:38:19.000 Kind of a long time.

05:38:20.000 I've been awake for 36 hours now.

05:38:25.000 So I'm going to go take a nap.

05:38:27.000 I'm going to take a nap, wake up at 5 30, shower up.

05:38:36.000 Have something to eat, get dressed, do a little show prep, knock the show out of the park as I always do.

05:38:45.000 And then I'm going to go to bed.

05:38:48.000 So I'm going to go to bed, try and get some real sleep, try and get eight hours in, hopefully.

05:38:55.000 Get my sleep schedule back on track.

05:38:57.000 That's going to do it for us on the gaming stream today.

05:39:01.000 Thanks.

05:39:01.000 Wow, yeah.

05:39:02.000 Thank you so much for watching.

05:39:04.000 Thanks to the viewers.

05:39:06.000 Apologies for the chat.

05:39:07.000 Chat deteriorated very quickly.

05:39:10.000 Started out strong.

05:39:12.000 Very strong.

05:39:13.000 Good lino.

05:39:14.000 Good comments.

05:39:15.000 And then it deteriorated.

05:39:17.000 I got angry.

05:39:18.000 Chat pushing my buttons.

05:39:21.000 So that was rough.

05:39:22.000 So, second half, we can work on that.

05:39:25.000 Second half, a lot of room for improvement.

05:39:28.000 But hope you enjoyed.

05:39:30.000 Hope you had fun.

05:39:32.000 And yeah, we'll see you tonight.

05:39:35.000 Check out America first.

05:39:37.000 Big announcement.

05:39:38.000 Big announcement concerning a guest coming on the show on Friday.

05:39:41.000 Remember to check out America First Premium, as always.

05:39:45.000 Two hours of content just recorded before this stream started.

05:39:50.000 New.

05:39:51.000 So check that out as well.

05:39:53.000 Subscribe.

05:39:54.000 Hit the subscribe button.

05:39:55.000 Give me a lemon.

05:39:56.000 Give me two lemons.

05:39:58.000 I want two lemons right now from everybody.

05:40:01.000 All right.

05:40:02.000 Well, we'll see you later.

05:40:04.000 God Keshen says it was fun.

05:40:06.000 Hey, thanks, bro.

05:40:07.000 Much appreciated.

05:40:09.000 We like seeing the verified users in there.

05:40:12.000 And yeah, we'll let, I'll do the Trump music to play us out.

05:40:18.000 But take it easy.

05:40:19.000 See you later tonight.

05:40:22.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

05:40:29.000 It's going to be only America first.

05:40:31.000 America first.

05:40:32.000 The American people will come first once again.

05:40:40.000 With respect.

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - May 25, 2019

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