America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - Nick @ Nite - Twitch - Cool Girly Wine Party

00:00:00.000 And they had each other, right?

00:00:08.000 But they all had one thing in common they loved their families, they loved their country, and they loved their God.

00:00:23.000 Our beautiful ancestors won two world wars, defeated communism, and put a man on the face of the moon.

00:00:32.000 We are calling for a great reawakening of America, a resurgence of confidence, and a rebirth of patriotism, prosperity, and pride.

00:00:42.000 And we are returning to the wisdom of our founders.

00:00:45.000 We assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall.

00:00:55.000 Of power.

00:00:57.000 From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.

00:01:03.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America first.

00:01:11.000 First we're standing on the shoulders of great American patriots

00:01:40.000 They didn't have a lot of money, they didn't have a lot of luxury, but they had grit and they had faith and they had courage and they had each other.

00:01:50.000 Right?

00:01:56.000 But they all had one thing in common.

00:01:59.000 They loved their families, they loved their country, and they loved their God.

00:02:11.000 Our beautiful ancestors won two world wars, defeated communism, and put a man on the face of the moon.

00:02:20.000 We are calling for a great reawakening of America, a resurgence of confidence, and a rebirth of patriotism, prosperity, and pride.

00:02:30.000 And we are returning to the wisdom of our founders.

00:02:34.000 We assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall.

00:02:44.000 Of power.

00:02:45.000 From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.

00:02:51.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America first.

00:03:00.000 America first.

00:03:08.000 Hey, everybody, what's going on?

00:03:11.000 It's your boy, Nick Fuentes, back.

00:03:14.000 I'm back with another stream.

00:03:16.000 Had a little bit of a rough time.

00:03:18.000 A little bit of a rough time tonight on America First.

00:03:23.000 Hang on, this is bugging me.

00:03:25.000 Let me just move that over there.

00:03:28.000 Give me one sec.

00:03:29.000 There we go, okay.

00:03:30.000 A little bit of a rough time tonight.

00:03:32.000 Wow, two nights in a row with tech problems.

00:03:36.000 Some would say that's a coincidence.

00:03:38.000 I don't believe in coincidences.

00:03:40.000 You know who that was.

00:03:42.000 You know who was responsible for that.

00:03:44.000 Was it my Chinese handlers?

00:03:46.000 Was it my Jewish handlers?

00:03:48.000 Was it my Arab handlers?

00:03:50.000 I couldn't tell you, but that's okay.

00:03:53.000 I smashed some things.

00:03:55.000 I yelled.

00:03:56.000 I punched the wall a bunch of times.

00:03:58.000 I drove around 60 miles an hour in a residential area.

00:04:01.000 And now I'm pretty calm.

00:04:03.000 Now I'm all right.

00:04:04.000 Now I'm pretty relaxed.

00:04:05.000 So I got it all out of my system.

00:04:07.000 And we have a real treat for you tonight.

00:04:09.000 We have a real treat.

00:04:12.000 A real fun stream that we're going to watch.

00:04:14.000 You know, I saw this pop up, and Destiny Comes All the Same, right?

00:04:19.000 Serendipity.

00:04:20.000 We saw a little stream pop up on my Twitter timeline.

00:04:23.000 My old friend, my old mentor, Cassie Dillon, doing a little stream.

00:04:27.000 And I just want to check in on her, and we'll see how she's doing.

00:04:30.000 We'll watch.

00:04:32.000 If you notice why it took me a little while, as I had to get some snacks here.

00:04:38.000 Give me one moment here so I could bring the window capture in.

00:04:41.000 Okay.

00:04:43.000 Bing bong.

00:04:44.000 Yeah, so I got some snacks and I made a pretty interesting choice here.

00:04:48.000 I went with the peanuts because we're going to be the peanut gallery tonight.

00:04:54.000 You like that?

00:04:56.000 So I was going up and down the aisle and I'm thinking, I got to get something that's easy on the stomach because I was barfing all night last night, like 5 a.m., horrible and like delirium.

00:05:07.000 I'm losing my mind.

00:05:09.000 My health is deteriorating.

00:05:11.000 I'm a mess.

00:05:12.000 So I said no to the hostess.

00:05:16.000 I was like, maybe I'll just get a bunch of hohos and ice cream.

00:05:16.000 Snacks.

00:05:19.000 I said, no, no, we can't do that.

00:05:21.000 So I'll get some peanuts and I've got some ginger ale to help soothe my stomach.

00:05:26.000 So let's just dive right in here.

00:05:29.000 If it's too boring, I'll play a game while we're watching it.

00:05:33.000 I don't want to start out doing that, but we'll give it a chance.

00:05:38.000 We'll see how we can enjoy this without any other stimulation.

00:05:44.000 So it's just going to be, I got a little thing on my screen there.

00:05:48.000 So let's just dive right in.

00:05:50.000 Let's see.

00:05:50.000 So I guess they're watching Alex Jones on Joe Rogan.

00:05:57.000 Wait, before.

00:05:58.000 Hey, can I just say something before we jump in here?

00:06:04.000 Can I just say, I think it's hilarious that.

00:06:08.000 Can you see my cursor?

00:06:10.000 I think you should watch her checking her phone because she knows that I'm stream typing.

00:06:18.000 So she knows.

00:06:20.000 That we're going to give her a hard time.

00:06:22.000 And I feel like it's going to be the same energy as that Baked Alaska stream.

00:06:27.000 Do you remember when they had the Chad guy?

00:06:29.000 Which I like him now.

00:06:30.000 He's my friend now.

00:06:31.000 But at the time, this is old lore.

00:06:34.000 A lot of people aren't going to get this.

00:06:35.000 But when Baked Alaska was doing his LA stream and he had all these different characters in there, there was one douchey guy.

00:06:43.000 And he said at some point, he doxed his workplace.

00:06:47.000 And everybody's like, oh, we're sending an email to your workplace, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:51.000 And over the course of the night, he'd started out getting very cocky until at the end of the stream, he was freaking out.

00:06:56.000 So I have a feeling maybe we'll see something similar.

00:06:58.000 So let me get some volume going here.

00:07:03.000 And we'll see.

00:07:03.000 How are the volume levels?

00:07:07.000 Is this good?

00:07:07.000 Is too loud.

00:07:08.000 I'll jump into the live chat once I get this all set up there.

00:07:13.000 There's something to that.

00:07:16.000 No way to find that.

00:07:18.000 Okay, so tell me how the.

00:07:21.000 Tell me how the audio is.

00:07:23.000 Is the audio good?

00:07:25.000 Just let me know and then we'll be able to move on here.

00:07:28.000 Just because, like, I'm sorry, but just because conservatives have heard of another platform besides YouTube doesn't mean everyone else has.

00:07:35.000 And that's the problem.

00:07:36.000 Yeah, even though it's on YouTube, it's good, sounds good.

00:07:42.000 But so is, like.

00:07:42.000 Okay.

00:07:44.000 Okay.

00:07:44.000 So I think the audio is good.

00:07:46.000 I think the audio sounds good.

00:07:49.000 So that means we're good.

00:07:51.000 That means we're in business here.

00:07:56.000 Redoing the mask, that was tough.

00:07:59.000 YouTube is it.

00:08:00.000 Google is it.

00:08:01.000 And I will say that it is slightly scarier because they do collect more information about us, so they know how to give it to us.

00:08:09.000 But at the same time, if they start continuously actively going against conservatives, Conservatives are just gonna be like, you know what, I don't need this.

00:08:19.000 No, I don't think it is forever.

00:08:21.000 But it is a part of the thing where you have to make the sacrifice.

00:08:25.000 You have to court yourself.

00:08:26.000 Oh no, what happened?

00:08:27.000 I was just asking for a question.

00:08:29.000 She just wants to know my Wi Fi password.

00:08:32.000 All of you too.

00:08:32.000 Everybody.

00:08:33.000 Everybody comes up with a password.

00:08:35.000 Everybody doesn't want to know my Wi Fi password.

00:08:38.000 I've heard you all the time.

00:08:40.000 Daisy, I've heard you all the time.

00:08:42.000 No, I mean, I get it.

00:08:43.000 It is true.

00:08:44.000 You can't be the top forever.

00:08:45.000 You know, MySpace is the top forever.

00:08:48.000 It's on Facebook.

00:08:50.000 Tom is the man.

00:08:51.000 Tom is the man.

00:08:52.000 Are they smarter?

00:08:53.000 He cashed out, now he's like roaming the world, taking photographs.

00:08:58.000 Are they smarter now?

00:09:00.000 But that is the hard thing now.

00:09:02.000 Why did I think this was a good idea?

00:09:04.000 Like Amazon, Google, YouTube are taking so much control over so much of our stuff that it's almost impossible to knock people down.

00:09:12.000 Okay, so you're right.

00:09:13.000 They are smarter than humans.

00:09:15.000 It's just like being at a party.

00:09:16.000 It doesn't mean they're going to stay in the world forever because humans are so adaptive.

00:09:22.000 Humans are much better at the end of the day.

00:09:25.000 They'll be like, you know what?

00:09:27.000 I'm good, but we can't have people making what's one business that has lasted.

00:09:32.000 I was like, a barn that I wouldn't pass without, like, you are actively ingesting.

00:09:40.000 So it's all the I am not giving all the downsides.

00:09:44.000 I have to listen to this and whatever.

00:09:50.000 What do they got on that?

00:09:53.000 I am not an Americanist conservative.

00:09:58.000 I get a lot of my shit off AliExpress.

00:10:01.000 Exactly.

00:10:02.000 I am not anti Chinese.

00:10:06.000 I am very much a localist kind of guy.

00:10:10.000 I like people that are, you know, it's a local community.

00:10:13.000 People are bringing their creativity, their talents to the forehead.

00:10:18.000 This guy's a real interesting guy.

00:10:20.000 Corporate America, a guy a thousand miles away.

00:10:24.000 Coming into my neighborhood and building this establishment.

00:10:27.000 That's not my thing.

00:10:28.000 So people would hate me for that because everybody goes, well, America's everything.

00:10:32.000 McDonald's is everything.

00:10:35.000 Well, no, but I always say, of course.

00:10:38.000 And so Walmart was my jam.

00:10:41.000 It's only in the last five years that I've had a show.

00:10:44.000 The volume of the vid is too loud.

00:10:46.000 Okay, I'll turn it down.

00:10:47.000 Let me just finish eating this peanut and then I'll turn it down.

00:10:51.000 Yeah, what's wrong with Alex?

00:10:53.000 But did Walmart eliminate, like, People in that community.

00:10:58.000 This stream is fun.

00:10:59.000 I'm having a fun time.

00:11:00.000 I'll turn them down.

00:11:01.000 This is just me speculating.

00:11:04.000 This is just me speculating.

00:11:05.000 I'm not like, you know, going over like crazy.

00:11:09.000 Okay, is that better?

00:11:10.000 Let me know if that's better.

00:11:13.000 I would not have had a backpack for school.

00:11:16.000 I would not have had shoes and clothes.

00:11:19.000 And I do understand that.

00:11:20.000 I just don't want to create a society where people are dependent on war.

00:11:25.000 But we're not.

00:11:26.000 Because those kids.

00:11:27.000 Rigorous debate.

00:11:28.000 Rigorous, fascinating debate.

00:11:30.000 They grow up and then they become, like me, craft beer connoisseurs.

00:11:35.000 They become like crafty.

00:11:36.000 But I feel like there is a random conservative movement that would look at people who are like craftier connoisseurs, people who want to like support small business.

00:11:45.000 They're like, well, you're just like a socialist or some like, you know.

00:11:49.000 All right, guys.

00:11:49.000 Boost your mic.

00:11:50.000 I care what Alex has to say about this.

00:11:53.000 All right, all right.

00:11:55.000 And we have the dogs.

00:11:56.000 I can't boost my mic anymore.

00:11:57.000 I'll just turn that down.

00:12:00.000 Let's listen.

00:12:01.000 Let me do this.

00:12:04.000 Okay, is that a little bit.

00:12:05.000 Well, I don't know.

00:12:06.000 I think I just boosted my mic locally.

00:12:08.000 Yeah, okay.

00:12:10.000 I took the host seat.

00:12:11.000 I'm sorry.

00:12:15.000 Let me know if that's better.

00:12:17.000 All right, all right.

00:12:18.000 I turned it down.

00:12:20.000 Let me know if it's better.

00:12:21.000 Let me know about the audio quality here.

00:12:31.000 So much better.

00:12:32.000 Volume good.

00:12:34.000 Imagine the smell of that room.

00:12:39.000 I don't think they smell particularly bad, honestly.

00:12:42.000 Why would they smell bad?

00:12:43.000 I mean.

00:12:46.000 What?

00:12:49.000 What am I eating?

00:12:50.000 I'm eating peanuts.

00:12:51.000 I'm the peanut gallery.

00:12:53.000 I'm the peanut gallery, so I'm eating peanuts.

00:13:02.000 Because we're commenting.

00:13:05.000 I love the chat going.

00:13:07.000 Everyone in this room is boring.

00:13:12.000 What does that one chick have on her head?

00:13:14.000 Aluminum?

00:13:16.000 It appears she's wearing an aluminum hat.

00:13:19.000 Maybe?

00:13:20.000 To get in the mood?

00:13:23.000 Look at how.

00:13:25.000 Oh, God.

00:13:27.000 Good God.

00:13:29.000 I shouldn't be mean to.

00:13:30.000 She's probably fine.

00:13:31.000 She's probably a good person.

00:13:38.000 This is not an outfit.

00:13:39.000 Why are you.

00:13:41.000 Why would somebody leave the house in this?

00:13:43.000 Maybe she's at her house, I guess, but.

00:13:46.000 Leggings and some kind of a.

00:13:46.000 What is this?

00:13:49.000 I don't even know what you call that.

00:13:51.000 I don't know.

00:13:52.000 Is that an undershirt?

00:13:53.000 I don't know.

00:13:55.000 But she's wearing these ratty shoes.

00:13:58.000 Leggings.

00:14:02.000 Leggings.

00:14:03.000 Come on.

00:14:05.000 Put in a little effort, can we?

00:14:06.000 Can we put in a little bit of effort, please?

00:14:08.000 Yeah, I can believe that.

00:14:09.000 That is my cat.

00:14:10.000 What's this one eating?

00:14:11.000 She eating candy corn?

00:14:15.000 Ask her if she's eating candy corn, will you?

00:14:16.000 In chat, ask her if.

00:14:18.000 If that's that.

00:14:19.000 Is the front writing in candy corn?

00:14:21.000 Those are the kinds of things that open up doors.

00:14:24.000 Those are the kinds of things that open up doors to demonic influence.

00:14:29.000 In fact, in the Old Testament, the.

00:14:31.000 Closing boards means that you're not thinking about your influence.

00:14:44.000 Check her Twitter.

00:14:46.000 What's on her Twitter?

00:14:49.000 Would you tweet at me?

00:14:50.000 Okay.

00:14:51.000 Yeah, we're right.

00:14:53.000 Ah, here's a good question.

00:14:57.000 If the employer asked you to embed a chip in your arm, would you do it?

00:15:01.000 Nope.

00:15:02.000 No.

00:15:02.000 Is that once you open that gate, it's all back?

00:15:05.000 Then why is that?

00:15:07.000 I'm with some smart ladies tonight.

00:15:11.000 Oh, no, Oh, no, Okay, it's not candy corn.

00:15:17.000 She's got Reese's Pieces.

00:15:19.000 What is that?

00:15:20.000 Puppy chow, maybe?

00:15:22.000 Some assorted fruits.

00:15:23.000 What?

00:15:24.000 Strawberry, cantaloupe, melon, watermelon.

00:15:28.000 We've got a little Apple Home device, it appears.

00:15:31.000 Yes, very modern.

00:15:33.000 And is that a ring light?

00:15:38.000 Nice arm tattoo there, by the way.

00:15:40.000 Yikes.

00:15:45.000 Hello?

00:15:52.000 Hello, is this the Yikes Department?

00:15:55.000 Yeah, it's me again.

00:15:57.000 Yeah, hey, how's it going?

00:15:59.000 Oh, good.

00:16:01.000 Yeah, I'm doing all right.

00:16:02.000 Hanging in there.

00:16:03.000 Yeah, I'm just trying not to get banned.

00:16:07.000 Good.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, so I'd like to file a claim.

00:16:13.000 Yeah, this time it's Cassie Dillon Stream.

00:16:19.000 Yeah, let me send over the URL once I hang up, all right?

00:16:23.000 Yeah, okay.

00:16:25.000 Yeah, I just called the Yikes department.

00:16:25.000 All right, bye.

00:16:28.000 They said they're sending over a squad.

00:16:30.000 Yeah, they're on their way to enforce the law.

00:16:35.000 She retweeted my fan account.

00:16:37.000 I didn't see it.

00:16:40.000 Hang on.

00:16:42.000 Fuck.

00:16:42.000 I just dropped this peanut.

00:16:46.000 Is this my fan account?

00:16:53.000 That is true.

00:16:53.000 No, it's true.

00:16:55.000 Ah!

00:16:55.000 Ha ha ha ha.

00:16:59.000 I must have.

00:16:59.000 Do I have him muted?

00:17:02.000 That'd be pretty funny.

00:17:03.000 How can I?

00:17:06.000 There we go.

00:17:08.000 Okay, I unmuted you.

00:17:10.000 Okay, we're good.

00:17:12.000 Sorry, good guy.

00:17:15.000 Sorry.

00:17:16.000 I mute people all the time.

00:17:19.000 That's hilarious, though.

00:17:21.000 Can someone get a screen cap of that?

00:17:23.000 Don't make me pull up my snapshot tool while I'm eating peanuts.

00:17:26.000 How do you say the temple name?

00:17:28.000 Bring it on all the time.

00:17:29.000 How do you say how much good?

00:17:31.000 I had to go to bed early.

00:17:33.000 I have to wake up early to talk to the parents.

00:17:36.000 It's very true.

00:17:37.000 And believe it or not, a lot of SJWs try to hide this fact.

00:17:40.000 They try to say, oh, no, as Snapchat wasn't sacrificing people.

00:17:44.000 Oh, fuck yeah.

00:17:46.000 The Christians lied in order to make it bullshit.

00:17:51.000 No.

00:17:52.000 All right.

00:17:53.000 Oh, yes.

00:17:54.000 In fact, recently they've got a massive mass child sacrifice grave in Garuf.

00:17:59.000 It's not gravel, it's petrified bones are everywhere.

00:18:04.000 Wiki Feet Cassie.

00:18:11.000 Does she have one?

00:18:14.000 If she doesn't have one, somebody get on that, will you?

00:18:20.000 I'm joking.

00:18:22.000 All right, relax.

00:18:26.000 Somebody in chat says, Would you debate Destiny and Hassan Piker on a Twitch podcast that gets 10,000 views?

00:18:31.000 Yeah.

00:18:32.000 I said I'll debate Hassan Piker.

00:18:34.000 Destiny, I said I wouldn't debate because.

00:18:38.000 Last time he was pretty nasty, but I'd probably debate him again for sure.

00:18:43.000 Have you promised to be civil this time?

00:18:57.000 They're all on their phones.

00:19:01.000 How are these people.

00:19:04.000 Imagine having friends like this where you go hang out and everyone's on their phone.

00:19:10.000 I guess it's like the Super Bowl for them, you know?

00:19:12.000 So maybe it's like the Super Bowl for me, where I was just on my phone the whole time.

00:19:18.000 Also, it's funny that she, what does she have, 140 viewers?

00:19:21.000 I've got 439.

00:19:23.000 I'm literally just eating peanuts and laughing to myself.

00:19:26.000 It's because I'm cool.

00:19:28.000 I'm funny.

00:19:29.000 I have value.

00:19:32.000 I have value as a human being.

00:19:37.000 Or there's a grammar Nazi in there somewhere.

00:19:39.000 I've seen it.

00:19:43.000 I'm at the.

00:19:45.000 Why would anyone drink with a bunch of women?

00:19:47.000 Does that guy hate himself?

00:19:49.000 You better be getting some pussy, man.

00:19:51.000 Otherwise, what's the point?

00:19:54.000 Imagine just doing that in a purely platonic way.

00:19:57.000 You would need to be drinking heavily for that to be tolerable.

00:20:02.000 Not that I would know, I don't drink.

00:20:07.000 And I also don't hang out with women, so I guess I wouldn't know.

00:20:16.000 This looks like hell, yeah.

00:20:18.000 Looks like hell.

00:20:19.000 She's not getting pussy.

00:20:23.000 Because he's a cock.

00:20:24.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:20:26.000 She took her shoes off.

00:20:27.000 Okay, this is base.

00:20:31.000 I'm so proud of this community.

00:20:33.000 Good job, Reddit.

00:20:33.000 We did it.

00:20:37.000 Take off the socks.

00:20:46.000 Oh, oh.

00:20:48.000 You mean Cassie took off the boots?

00:20:50.000 Yeah.

00:20:52.000 Okay.

00:20:56.000 This is going to come back to haunt me.

00:20:57.000 See, I like memes like this because they're funny, but then it's also.

00:21:02.000 Do I really want to be clipped as the guy who was perving on the Daily Wire feet on the Alex Jones stream?

00:21:13.000 See, I don't know.

00:21:14.000 I don't know if I want to go that far.

00:21:16.000 I don't know.

00:21:18.000 Aliens.

00:21:20.000 I should have really been busy.

00:21:25.000 So, let's see.

00:21:26.000 Let's have some more peanuts, shall we?

00:21:30.000 Let's have some more ballpark peanuts.

00:21:33.000 What's the origin of the peanut gallery?

00:21:35.000 Wasn't it all the black people at the back of the theater?

00:21:37.000 I believe there was like a racist undertone to it, but I don't remember exactly.

00:21:47.000 Remember to leave a dislike also.

00:21:49.000 Remember to stop by on the stream and drop a dislike, okay?

00:21:54.000 There's a world government.

00:21:55.000 The beast is fifty feet tall.

00:21:57.000 It shifts.

00:21:58.000 They're not even talking.

00:21:58.000 Everyone can see the same.

00:22:06.000 The cheapest, rowdiest seats.

00:22:08.000 And they'd eat peanuts, and they would throw peanuts to convey their disapproval.

00:22:15.000 Hey!

00:22:16.000 No comment from the peanut gallery.

00:22:18.000 Quiet in the peanut gallery over there.

00:22:21.000 Oy vey!

00:22:22.000 Quiet in the peanut gallery, Goyum!

00:22:27.000 Quiet in the peanut gallery, Goy.

00:22:30.000 No, I refuse.

00:22:31.000 I refuse to be quiet.

00:22:33.000 A thousand years ago.

00:22:37.000 I disapprove.

00:22:38.000 I disapprove of this stream.

00:22:41.000 I must convey my disapproval.

00:22:43.000 Peanuts are based in Redfield.

00:22:51.000 Fuel of the white race.

00:22:56.000 Fuel of Aryan muscle.

00:22:58.000 I do not believe that aliens have ever physically been bad.

00:22:58.000 I do.

00:23:01.000 182 dislikes.

00:23:02.000 Come on, we can do better.

00:23:03.000 We can do better.

00:23:06.000 There's 445 people watching this stream.

00:23:09.000 So.

00:23:10.000 Just go on YouTube, search Cassie Dillon, click on the live stream.

00:23:18.000 Drop a dislike.

00:23:20.000 There we go, now we're talking.

00:23:29.000 Oh, I forgot.

00:23:33.000 I forgot that I have a glass right here.

00:23:36.000 I'm drinking out the bottle.

00:23:39.000 Oh, yeah, look at the numbers go up here.

00:23:44.000 There we go.

00:23:44.000 I believe it's happening.

00:23:49.000 So, Pina Gallery, boys.

00:23:53.000 Pina Gallery gang in the house.

00:23:55.000 So, God created aliens.

00:23:59.000 I think God created all life.

00:24:04.000 Pina Gallery gang, we out here.

00:24:09.000 The Pina Gallery denied our spot, it's denied our ticket to CPAC.

00:24:16.000 Denied a spot on the Turning Point authorized speaker list.

00:24:22.000 We are relegated to the cheap seats, the peanut seats.

00:24:31.000 Joe the Boomer says the Daily Brap has more subscribers than Cassie's YouTube.

00:24:35.000 Literally, a show that was built off of my show as a derivative spinoff based on the Colin shows has more subs.

00:24:45.000 Yeah, what does that tell you?

00:24:47.000 I mean, we have to believe.

00:24:50.000 And I think all the evidence points to that.

00:24:52.000 What does that tell you?

00:24:53.000 What is their relationship to the creator of the universe?

00:24:58.000 I think that's an interesting question.

00:25:01.000 Hold on.

00:25:02.000 Wait.

00:25:02.000 Yes.

00:25:03.000 Excuse me.

00:25:04.000 There is a pastor that I got in contact with for ancient aliens.

00:25:11.000 I thought she was going to start talking about me.

00:25:16.000 I thought she was going to say, there is a streamer.

00:25:20.000 I thought she was going to say, my father.

00:25:23.000 My father was a Twitch streamer.

00:25:30.000 Why would they zoom in on the screen like this?

00:25:32.000 Who would want to watch?

00:25:34.000 What do they say?

00:25:39.000 This.

00:25:41.000 This is bad form.

00:25:43.000 Bad form.

00:25:45.000 So, this is like boot camp and training.

00:25:48.000 And so, they have to test this and do all this.

00:25:50.000 And basically, this planet is what the people say it's a big testing ground for other things that are going to come.

00:25:57.000 We are God.

00:25:57.000 And we are it.

00:25:59.000 And I don't mean I'm God, I'm already God.

00:26:03.000 Her optimism gone.

00:26:06.000 Okay, when you talk about Elves, they can trick you into Elves.

00:26:13.000 So, from what I understand, the Elves are a test on us to attack us and see the survival of the fittest.

00:26:23.000 What is it?

00:26:24.000 As Christian moves to levels, hierarchies are going to be.

00:26:29.000 You can type it out.

00:26:33.000 Are they communicating to each other via the phone?

00:26:36.000 I need to shut my mouth.

00:26:44.000 Excuse me.

00:26:45.000 Excuse me.

00:26:46.000 It's so rude for me to burp on stream like that.

00:26:50.000 The peanut gallery.

00:26:53.000 Revenge of the peanut gallery.

00:26:54.000 Look at all the peanuts in there.

00:26:59.000 Come on, let's get to 300.

00:27:03.000 Let's get to 300.

00:27:04.000 It's not enough dislikes.

00:27:05.000 I need to see more dislikes.

00:27:08.000 It's not enough.

00:27:11.000 It's not about the dislikes, it's about sending a message.

00:27:16.000 what that would mean for humanity.

00:27:31.000 That's so funny.

00:27:34.000 My nose is itching from all the coke that I'm doing.

00:27:38.000 They love to talk about aliens.

00:27:47.000 The aliens.

00:27:49.000 The aliens.

00:27:50.000 That's what it sounds like.

00:27:55.000 The aliens literally believe they're in contact with aliens.

00:28:02.000 He's looking at the comments, lol.

00:28:05.000 Is he actually?

00:28:07.000 The Peanut Gallery.

00:28:08.000 I bet they're watching the live chat wondering what is with all the peanuts?

00:28:15.000 Why all the peanuts?

00:28:22.000 It's funny that somewhere in LA, you know, this lame party is happening and Cassie Dillon is freaking out.

00:28:30.000 Her worst nightmare has come true.

00:28:35.000 I have discovered her stream.

00:28:37.000 And I am mobilizing the peanut soldiers to request that she take her socks off.

00:28:50.000 Peanut crew.

00:28:54.000 Peanut gang.

00:29:03.000 A conversation is taking place in the kitchen, it sounds like.

00:29:07.000 Sorry, it is a long thing.

00:29:10.000 But no, I've delved into the idea a little bit more.

00:29:16.000 I think that it's true.

00:29:18.000 It would either have to be a fallen alien race that has not had any kind of revelation before, or it is a non fallen alien race that has some kind of revelation.

00:29:28.000 At the end of the day, it has to be created by God for some reason.

00:29:33.000 And if it is created by God, it is either not fallen or it is fallen.

00:29:38.000 It has to be.

00:29:39.000 Because if it's created by God, Then it won't be fallen, and it would only be fallen if it's done by choice, like humanity.

00:29:46.000 Well, they're talking about the difference between spiritual experiences on the cross versus not agreeing with God.

00:29:55.000 I think Rogan's point is that if I take DMT, I expect to experience something spiritual, or aliens, or interdimensional.

00:30:04.000 I am not on drugs, and I've got a cold bath in the middle of the night.

00:30:08.000 Stream sucks.

00:30:11.000 Stream sucks.

00:30:11.000 I want my money back.

00:30:16.000 Well, that is true.

00:30:23.000 And that is why, in the Catholic Church, if there is something like an accident that happens or a miracle attributed to a saint, a rigorous investigation takes place to make sure that it is not either a hoax or it's not something that was hallucinated.

00:30:37.000 A whole bunch of things.

00:30:38.000 I mean, they come in as skeptics to make sure that it's not a lie.

00:30:44.000 Yeah.

00:30:45.000 Again, we only have enough room for one patriarchy.

00:30:51.000 More wine.

00:30:52.000 Quick, more wine.

00:30:59.000 Somebody says, I had a nicer TV in 2007.

00:31:03.000 How much does a television cost?

00:31:04.000 Like $300 for a 32 inch flat screen?

00:31:08.000 So, I don't know.

00:31:10.000 Is it really.

00:31:11.000 I have a nicer television in my room, and I bought it like 10 years ago.

00:31:14.000 Was it exactly how you dreamt it?

00:31:16.000 Fuck.

00:31:17.000 For about six months, I had a dream of a guy in a purple and green shirt.

00:31:23.000 I have a purple and green shirt.

00:31:29.000 Look at that hunch.

00:31:30.000 What do you mean?

00:31:31.000 You mean his back or?

00:31:32.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:31:36.000 Dude has a boner.

00:31:37.000 Oh!

00:31:39.000 Does he?

00:31:41.000 Oh, no, Oh, no, Oh, it is a tinfoil hat.

00:31:49.000 I was joking when I said that, but it looks like that's an elaborate joke that they're doing.

00:31:57.000 Tinfoil yarmulke.

00:31:58.000 That's the interesting first part.

00:32:01.000 Is that Rogan experiments with The drug side of it, and when you skew out where it triggers things in your brain to cause anything, I feel like Alex's experiments.

00:32:13.000 I'm not going to say not with the drug side of it, but also with the more natural, just dream state side of it, where it just is the natural chemicals in his brain.

00:32:23.000 I'm not even saying it's super interesting.

00:32:26.000 They match up.

00:32:27.000 Like Alex's dream, and Rogan's DMT.

00:32:32.000 Oh boy.

00:32:33.000 This is riveting.

00:32:34.000 I will say, like, I kind of wish.

00:32:37.000 Oh, there's the other peanut.

00:32:38.000 Hey, we have a guest.

00:32:39.000 You just keep going.

00:32:41.000 The way you think of it is this tag team.

00:32:44.000 It's all party people.

00:32:46.000 Who's handling the camera?

00:32:50.000 Peanuts and feet.

00:32:59.000 Yeah, okay.

00:33:00.000 That's all I see in the chat is feet and peanuts.

00:33:06.000 Did I cut my hand?

00:33:08.000 Ow.

00:33:10.000 What did I even cut my hand on?

00:33:12.000 Sorry.

00:33:16.000 I've got a big cut right under my index finger.

00:33:18.000 I don't know where that came from.

00:33:22.000 Now there's all this salt from the peanuts pouring into it and it hurts.

00:33:26.000 Ouch.

00:33:29.000 Cut myself on the knife, maybe.

00:33:31.000 I cut my hand with a peanut.

00:33:35.000 Peanuts are too spicy for me.

00:33:44.000 What was that?

00:33:49.000 Reminded me of the Wizard of Oz.

00:33:52.000 Wicked Witch of the West looking ass.

00:33:54.000 They're laughing at me.

00:33:56.000 They're laughing at me.

00:33:58.000 Who's this Jew now?

00:33:59.000 A sound guy and a liberal.

00:34:02.000 He's our resident liberal.

00:34:06.000 He's never been on camera before.

00:34:09.000 He's my first time on camera too.

00:34:12.000 Alright, so we're going to leave him talking with his discussion without knowing any context.

00:34:18.000 What's been going on?

00:34:21.000 Tell us what you're talking about.

00:34:24.000 Maybe I did cut my hand.

00:34:25.000 I don't think I cut my hand on the peanut.

00:34:28.000 It hurts so bad, though.

00:34:28.000 Ow!

00:34:30.000 Where did that come from?

00:34:32.000 I don't know.

00:34:36.000 I love you, Ellen.

00:34:39.000 I don't know.

00:34:40.000 She's got a stomach of steel.

00:34:45.000 And she's growing.

00:34:48.000 All right, let me go get a napkin.

00:34:52.000 I gotta wipe my hands.

00:34:54.000 I'll be back in one sec, though.

00:34:56.000 Stay put, I'll be back in a sec, okay?

00:35:01.000 No, Paul, get your ass back in here.

00:35:05.000 Paul, get back in here.

00:35:09.000 I can't, like, I just haven't got stuff here.

00:35:14.000 And then you just reach that point where you don't even know what's real anymore.

00:35:22.000 Yeah.

00:35:23.000 And you see, like, the mathematics and the whole stuff.

00:35:28.000 That's kind of how I feel watching this.

00:35:31.000 You talk about it, you deal with it, and it actually works.

00:35:36.000 Like, now when you fight the system, you automatically know what to do.

00:35:43.000 Like, when you talk about something, the president word for word repeats me, Trump, that's what freaks him out.

00:35:50.000 Word for word, the whole speech is like, Whole thing, so I'm on a power trip.

00:35:54.000 That's what they flipped out about at the CIA and everywhere else.

00:35:57.000 And they're like, Well, John's just connected to Trump.

00:35:59.000 And then Trump's like, All right, I'm back.

00:36:01.000 Wow, I actually gained viewers while I was gone.

00:36:04.000 Incredible.

00:36:06.000 No, Trump is me a dream.

00:36:08.000 It's hard to follow you sometimes.

00:36:12.000 Okay, I'm not the only one.

00:36:14.000 I thought I was just blue eyed.

00:36:19.000 Just kidding.

00:36:20.000 God knows everything except where God came from.

00:36:28.000 What is she like Hillary Clinton with the way she laughs?

00:36:32.000 Like, can you just act like a normal human person?

00:36:37.000 Okay, this was going to be a there we go.

00:36:40.000 That was a tough nut to crack.

00:36:42.000 Hey, oh, hey, that's a tough nut to crack.

00:36:47.000 That was a tough one.

00:36:49.000 Do you think that God is decentralized?

00:36:54.000 Do you think that the idea of God is decentralized?

00:37:00.000 That maybe God is a real thing?

00:37:05.000 Stop talking, boner ruined.

00:37:08.000 Like Joe.

00:37:09.000 He's a smart guy, but that's stupid.

00:37:14.000 That's stupid.

00:37:17.000 Yeah.

00:37:18.000 Ever been to a Cubs game?

00:37:19.000 Yeah, I've been to a Cubs game.

00:37:24.000 Why is my nose itching?

00:37:30.000 I think I need a humidifier in here.

00:37:32.000 It's a little dry.

00:37:33.000 Maybe that's the problem.

00:37:36.000 Maybe that was the problem.

00:37:40.000 What is he saying?

00:37:45.000 A little liquid swords reference for you.

00:37:48.000 It happens.

00:37:50.000 We're on an hour four.

00:37:54.000 The point is, there is a prohibition.

00:38:05.000 Somebody says Cassie's sweating, trying to impress Nick.

00:38:09.000 If she was trying to impress me, she'd take her socks off.

00:38:11.000 Hello?

00:38:13.000 Yeah.

00:38:14.000 All right.

00:38:16.000 Really?

00:38:17.000 Am I right, chat?

00:38:19.000 I can have a few meetings after they're together.

00:38:25.000 We all need to talk about open communication.

00:38:32.000 Yummy.

00:38:33.000 It's very bad for all people involved to shut people down from communicating as long as you are right.

00:38:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:43.000 Vindication Nation, huh?

00:38:47.000 Alright, this sucks.

00:38:51.000 Subscribe to my Twitch channel.

00:38:53.000 If you haven't already, click the subscribe button for more epic content.

00:38:58.000 Hey, yo.

00:38:58.000 Alright.

00:39:01.000 Hey, bitch.

00:39:03.000 Click the subscribe button right now.

00:39:10.000 Click the subscribe button for your bitch.

00:39:34.000 Look at this guy with his hands in his laps.

00:39:36.000 Doesn't even know what to do with himself.

00:39:39.000 He's paralyzed.

00:39:41.000 He's frozen and paralyzed.

00:39:43.000 Yeah, just don't move too much.

00:39:46.000 Don't look at me.

00:39:47.000 Don't look at me.

00:39:49.000 I'm not going to move.

00:39:50.000 Please don't look at me.

00:39:52.000 I'm not going to move.

00:39:54.000 I'm not going to move too much.

00:39:59.000 Ah, yes, I am laughing in a normal manner.

00:40:03.000 Yes, I am laughing in a normal way.

00:40:09.000 Beta!

00:40:12.000 Amazing.

00:40:13.000 Quote of the night, I'll show them I don't go in.

00:40:36.000 I fucking love this man so much.

00:40:38.000 No, seriously, when it comes to regular tobacco with no marijuana at all, would you like to smoke?

00:40:49.000 Yes.

00:40:49.000 Oh, he didn't smoke!

00:40:52.000 Oh, that means I need to calm down.

00:40:58.000 Alex Jones wants weed?

00:41:01.000 That's huge.

00:41:02.000 I want to get all your points because you're still.

00:41:05.000 What points?

00:41:06.000 That's all.

00:41:08.000 Alex Jones smoking weed!

00:41:10.000 Oh, he's the ambassador.

00:41:13.000 Oh my god, oh my god, dude, weed!

00:41:16.000 Oh my god, weed!

00:41:19.000 Have you ever even seen weed?

00:41:21.000 Have you ever even seen two ounces of weed, huh?

00:41:25.000 Huh?

00:41:34.000 Two ounces of weed in a bag, huh?

00:41:36.000 You ever seen that?

00:41:39.000 I want to be a part of it.

00:41:45.000 So, producer Alex.

00:41:58.000 I'm not enjoying myself.

00:41:59.000 Why?

00:42:00.000 No.

00:42:01.000 I have actually never met a flat earth here.

00:42:05.000 And I don't want to.

00:42:06.000 You know, the funny thing is, the Flat Earth Society does endorse global warming.

00:42:11.000 That was the funny thing about Barack Obama saying, we don't need a meaningful Flat Earth Society.

00:42:16.000 We actually do believe in it.

00:42:20.000 My BF, my BF member here, is Janet the Father.

00:42:23.000 I've been, he thinks they're interesting.

00:42:26.000 Have any of you met a geocentrist?

00:42:28.000 But you don't believe it.

00:42:30.000 Which one is that?

00:42:31.000 Earth and the Sun of the Universe?

00:42:33.000 Earth and the Sun of the Universe.

00:42:35.000 I've met a few geocentrists.

00:42:37.000 They're interesting.

00:42:39.000 Nobody talking over each other.

00:42:41.000 If that did happen, would you want to back out Alex Jones?

00:42:45.000 I'm sorry.

00:42:47.000 Hey, Alex Jones is looking at me.

00:42:51.000 Yeah, Yang is cringing at you right now.

00:42:53.000 Bro, learn politics.

00:42:55.000 Yang is cringing at all of you right now.

00:42:58.000 There's no footage of the construction.

00:43:02.000 Okay.

00:43:03.000 Are you sure?

00:43:05.000 100%.

00:43:06.000 There's no footage of the construction.

00:43:07.000 I have trail that shit.

00:43:09.000 I've known people that weren't on the space station.

00:43:11.000 I've known astronauts.

00:43:12.000 They're real people, man.

00:43:13.000 They were there.

00:43:13.000 They are real people.

00:43:14.000 I didn't say they were real people.

00:43:15.000 So you don't think it's really constructed, or you would like to see the footage first?

00:43:18.000 Well, listen, listen.

00:43:20.000 If, you know, there's a debate.

00:43:21.000 Let me finish, too.

00:43:22.000 Let me just.

00:43:23.000 There's a debate.

00:43:24.000 It's crazy that Alan Jones is telling you about it.

00:43:27.000 Everyone's got knowledge.

00:43:29.000 There's a debate.

00:43:30.000 There's people that believe we went to the moon, and there's people who believe that we faked it.

00:43:35.000 You have to.

00:43:36.000 Oh, wait, wait.

00:43:38.000 I just had an epic idea.

00:43:40.000 Yo.

00:43:41.000 Hey, yo, wait.

00:43:42.000 Hey, I just had an epic idea.

00:43:48.000 Well, you'll have to give me one moment.

00:43:59.000 Give me a sec, alright?

00:44:04.000 Give me a sec.

00:44:07.000 I've got an epic idea.

00:44:10.000 You're gonna love this, alright?

00:44:12.000 You're gonna love this.

00:44:17.000 Just give me a moment.

00:44:22.000 Wait, why is the stream not moving?

00:44:27.000 Hang on.

00:44:29.000 Oh, it's because I have it.

00:44:35.000 There we go.

00:44:38.000 Is that why?

00:44:40.000 There we go.

00:44:41.000 There we go.

00:44:42.000 It was frozen for a second.

00:44:43.000 They say, I say it didn't happen.

00:44:47.000 The truth is that we have.

00:44:48.000 I'm talking about Alice Jones and I've been landing.

00:44:51.000 I've denied it a bunch of times.

00:44:53.000 They say, Alice Jones says that there are humans.

00:44:57.000 Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

00:44:59.000 But all I'm saying is, I know the real NASA people.

00:45:03.000 That was.

00:45:06.000 And the guy who directed all 16 missions was an Nazi.

00:45:10.000 He hung out with a Walt Disney craft.

00:45:15.000 Yeah, who in the 50s just made up space.

00:45:17.000 No one would ever.

00:45:19.000 Went to space.

00:45:20.000 What?

00:45:21.000 I'm not listening.

00:45:23.000 Why was on the phone with you for 45 minutes this morning?

00:45:26.000 Epic ideas coming up, all right?

00:45:28.000 Give me a second.

00:45:31.000 Settle down.

00:45:35.000 All right, you'll get it.

00:45:38.000 We're not going to have a spake.

00:45:42.000 That's what the line is.

00:45:49.000 I got peanut crumbs all over the place.

00:45:51.000 Very messy.

00:45:52.000 Very messy snack.

00:45:54.000 You should never talk about how effective martial arts are.

00:45:58.000 You can't prove that shit.

00:46:00.000 You can't prove all this thing.

00:46:05.000 I'm on Alex's side here.

00:46:11.000 I'm on Alex's side here.

00:46:16.000 So because you can't have a space is fake talk, my fucking head will break.

00:46:21.000 My point of all that was I don't want to have a space discussion either, but my point is that if there's people out there that believe we faked, Going to the moon six times, you have to understand their skepticism.

00:46:37.000 Okay.

00:46:38.000 That is, yeah.

00:46:40.000 They say because we were competing with the Soviets.

00:46:47.000 But people need to understand that advancements like that take place in history because of conflict.

00:46:54.000 That is partially what compels us to do those kinds of things.

00:47:01.000 Yes.

00:47:03.000 Yes, maybe the first time.

00:47:06.000 Okay, is this epic or what?

00:47:13.000 This is epic.

00:47:16.000 Okay, now this is epic, okay?

00:47:19.000 Yeah, this is next level.

00:47:24.000 This is now this is next level.

00:47:28.000 Okay.

00:47:37.000 I'm thinking it's epic.

00:47:40.000 They're going to watch me play Fortnite.

00:47:51.000 They dolled him up, but we wouldn't have done that.

00:48:07.000 I freaking know that.

00:48:12.000 That makes more sense.

00:48:13.000 Here we go.

00:48:16.000 Gotta put the pants down.

00:48:17.000 We gotta get serious here.

00:48:18.000 We gotta get bone.

00:48:21.000 Bone serious, alright?

00:48:23.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:48:30.000 Let me do a default dance here.

00:48:50.000 Let's go retail.

00:48:52.000 Well, they had other ships, but basically he wouldn't say it.

00:48:56.000 And this is not drama.

00:48:57.000 I was going to meet with him.

00:48:58.000 I met with him at the former NORAD command base.

00:49:01.000 That's the Hilton, outside Austin.

00:49:02.000 And he wouldn't tell me.

00:49:04.000 And like a week later, his heart blew.

00:49:07.000 But he was ready to tell me.

00:49:08.000 He said, No, it's real.

00:49:09.000 There's more advanced.

00:49:11.000 And he had like presidential letters as hell.

00:49:13.000 This is hilarious.

00:49:16.000 Very, very good idea.

00:49:17.000 Very innovative by me.

00:49:19.000 I continued to innovate.

00:49:20.000 Black Ops in Cambodia.

00:49:26.000 And he said, Now, the Twitch Prime subs are rolling in.

00:49:32.000 People are saying, wait a second.

00:49:35.000 They're saying, hold on.

00:49:37.000 Yeah.

00:49:38.000 This guy is next level.

00:49:40.000 This guy's got the idea here.

00:49:44.000 Excuse me.

00:49:45.000 We better fund this guy right now.

00:49:48.000 Because he knows what's up.

00:49:50.000 Like I said, the guy's got something to be confused about.

00:49:57.000 Is it the passenger?

00:49:59.000 Did he go to the mode?

00:50:02.000 Let me pop one of these.

00:50:04.000 Oh, they have.

00:50:05.000 They kind of changed the animation for this.

00:50:07.000 Pretty cool.

00:50:09.000 I like that.

00:50:10.000 Yeah, let me go outside and then I'll hit the default dance, all right?

00:50:23.000 It's true, that's like a thousand chest tracks or something.

00:50:28.000 Da da da da.

00:50:29.000 It's a new land.

00:50:32.000 Yeah, we did a big operation for it.

00:50:35.000 Like a lot of people.

00:50:38.000 And we don't think any of them gave up the secret.

00:50:43.000 None of them were like, Base.

00:50:46.000 Oh, wait, Cassie's not even in the frame.

00:50:48.000 I gotta wait for her to come back and then I'll do it again.

00:50:50.000 They didn't have iPhones, man.

00:50:53.000 They didn't have iPhones, man.

00:50:56.000 They didn't have cameras.

00:50:59.000 We did it, everybody.

00:51:00.000 We did it.

00:51:01.000 They're talking about the peanuts.

00:51:19.000 What are they saying about the peanuts?

00:51:21.000 Peanut gang, peanut gang.

00:51:29.000 Honk honk.

00:51:32.000 Wait a sec.

00:51:33.000 When Cassie Dillon talks about the peanuts.

00:51:38.000 Wait, whoops.

00:51:48.000 Because of the sun, solar radiation.

00:51:52.000 Because you're above.

00:51:56.000 I'm having so much fun.

00:51:57.000 See, my mood has gotten better now.

00:52:00.000 Now we gooch.

00:52:13.000 Look at him sitting with his hands folded in his lap like a good little boy.

00:52:19.000 Just keep your hands where everyone can see him.

00:52:20.000 Yeah, I'm not going to.

00:52:24.000 I'm just sitting here.

00:52:25.000 I'm totally inoffensive.

00:52:27.000 I will not harm anybody.

00:52:29.000 I'm incapable of harming anybody.

00:52:34.000 And look at the very weak posture slouching forward.

00:52:49.000 Let's go over to Tilted.

00:52:50.000 Let's get some action.

00:52:51.000 Let's get some ass.

00:52:54.000 Let's get some ass.

00:52:55.000 Let's go clap some cheeks, everybody.

00:53:01.000 I can't really eat these while I'm gaming.

00:53:03.000 It's a two handed snack, the peanut.

00:53:06.000 They're deleting all the comments.

00:53:08.000 No!

00:53:13.000 Come on, be cool.

00:53:15.000 Don't be like that.

00:53:19.000 Let's go get that ass!

00:53:23.000 Let's go get Patrick Casey's ass!

00:53:27.000 That's a joke.

00:53:28.000 I'm kidding.

00:53:31.000 Oh my gosh.

00:53:31.000 It's a joke.

00:53:34.000 I only say that because Patrick Casey's a pog.

00:53:41.000 Patrick Casey is a pog.

00:53:45.000 He's a pog.

00:53:47.000 He's a pog.

00:53:48.000 We like pogs.

00:53:49.000 What can we say?

00:53:50.000 Alright.

00:53:52.000 Geez.

00:53:54.000 He likes the puppy too much.

00:53:56.000 Yeah.

00:53:56.000 Or she does.

00:53:57.000 Yeah, I keep an eye on that.

00:54:00.000 She's got the puppy in the laugh.

00:54:03.000 I don't know.

00:54:07.000 I don't know.

00:54:07.000 Batchelor Casey is dummy thick.

00:54:10.000 That's so true.

00:54:21.000 Ah.

00:54:26.000 Oh, whoa.

00:54:32.000 I'm getting fucking pussy sandwiched here.

00:54:40.000 What the f Yeah, okay.

00:54:43.000 That was cheap and G A Y.

00:54:49.000 I don't know if I could say it on Twitch, but that's what that was.

00:54:55.000 Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

00:55:00.000 Alright, let me get this peanut before I land.

00:55:05.000 I'm hungry.

00:55:11.000 I'm hungry.

00:55:12.000 I gotta get the peanut.

00:55:14.000 I gotta get my nut, alright?

00:55:16.000 Let me get my nut.

00:55:17.000 Hey!

00:55:19.000 Can I get my nut?

00:55:20.000 Let me get my nut real quick.

00:55:24.000 We can do it if it's a flat plane.

00:55:31.000 That's like.

00:55:33.000 Okay, I secured the nut.

00:55:37.000 Got my nut.

00:55:38.000 Don't worry.

00:55:39.000 I got it.

00:55:39.000 Don't worry about it.

00:55:42.000 Nut acquired.

00:55:57.000 Hey yo, Podtrick Casey, let me get that nut.

00:56:01.000 Too far, too far, too far.

00:56:04.000 I'm only joking, alright?

00:56:06.000 Oh, ah!

00:56:07.000 Oh, come on.

00:56:08.000 It's all jokes.

00:56:10.000 I'm only kidding.

00:56:11.000 I'm just kidding.

00:56:13.000 It's exactly why I dropped out of doing the Cicerone program.

00:56:19.000 Was that when IPAs were running the Chicago?

00:56:21.000 It's all jokes, everybody.

00:56:22.000 Relax.

00:56:23.000 I can't stand that.

00:56:26.000 I don't love IPAs.

00:56:27.000 I'm a Belgian guy.

00:56:28.000 I'm a Trappist guy, but IPAs?

00:56:30.000 What a fucking boring loser.

00:56:34.000 Oh, do I like IPAs?

00:56:37.000 I'm the Belgian guy?

00:56:41.000 You're a gay guy.

00:56:44.000 You're that dumb guy.

00:56:46.000 You're a pussy, dude.

00:56:50.000 Oh my god.

00:56:52.000 Hold on.

00:56:54.000 You have a spectrum.

00:56:55.000 So you've got people that don't even know they're human or life exists.

00:56:59.000 Is this all an hallucination because they've been lied to so much?

00:57:02.000 For so long that I know it's true.

00:57:07.000 And then over here, you've got people that just play whatever they should.

00:57:20.000 I can't get over this visual of them watching me play Fortnite.

00:57:28.000 Oh, here we go, here we go.

00:57:30.000 Hey.

00:57:31.000 About to clap some cheeks, baby.

00:57:35.000 Whoops.

00:57:38.000 Oh, come on.

00:57:45.000 Aim bot.

00:57:51.000 Yo.

00:57:53.000 You know what?

00:57:56.000 I'm getting my cheeks clapped here.

00:58:01.000 I can't see because it's too small on the screen.

00:58:04.000 That's it.

00:58:05.000 Is that mom's spot?

00:58:06.000 I can't see because it's on that little television.

00:58:10.000 Look at her.

00:58:12.000 She's like, I'm going to go to everybody.

00:58:15.000 What is going on?

00:58:16.000 I think mystery is what's cute.

00:58:21.000 Nope.

00:58:22.000 I think mystery is what's cute.

00:58:24.000 But here's the thing.

00:58:26.000 Now you get why I appreciate everybody else.

00:58:30.000 Why did I?

00:58:32.000 Because people who work don't know what's going on.

00:58:35.000 I.

00:58:35.000 Yeah, I would do this, but not a thousand retweets, and I got a thousand retweets in under an hour, and I can't believe I agreed to do this.

00:58:42.000 It's so long.

00:58:43.000 I underestimated what five hours would be.

00:58:45.000 I could have handled it.

00:58:46.000 Yeah, feeling is mutual.

00:58:48.000 I can't believe I agreed to do this.

00:58:50.000 I'm enjoying this.

00:58:52.000 This is the most fun I've had since I was already, I don't know, Richard.

00:58:57.000 I would cheers you, but I'm out of here.

00:58:59.000 Day alert.

00:58:59.000 What the fuck?

00:59:01.000 Okay.

00:59:01.000 What's the.

00:59:02.000 If you had to say what is the best IPA?

00:59:05.000 I did not do IPAs.

00:59:07.000 They kept me in the game attacking me.

00:59:10.000 Okay, what's your favorite German beer?

00:59:13.000 I've now become what I was worried about.

00:59:17.000 Favorite German beer?

00:59:18.000 Yeah, I've been worried about this stuff.

00:59:23.000 That was what you were worried about initially?

00:59:27.000 Yeah, because I realized like 45 years ago it's obsessive.

00:59:35.000 We're totally obsessed.

00:59:35.000 Really?

00:59:37.000 We're kind of outnumbered over here.

00:59:37.000 Okay.

00:59:38.000 I probably shouldn't have come over.

00:59:41.000 I like that.

00:59:43.000 Oh, come on, really?

00:59:45.000 There's like 10 people here.

00:59:47.000 Whatever.

00:59:49.000 Oh, hang on.

00:59:50.000 Now it's all jazzed up because it's on the dog.

00:59:53.000 I'll just wait until it fixes itself.

01:00:03.000 Put the camera back on the television, please.

01:00:08.000 Put it back on the television.

01:00:13.000 Put it back on the television.

01:00:17.000 Really?

01:00:18.000 Come on.

01:00:20.000 Okay, there we go.

01:00:25.000 Oh, wait, is his name Peanut?

01:00:29.000 Yo, Kak is real, dude.

01:00:31.000 Kak is real.

01:00:32.000 The dog's name is Peanut.

01:00:35.000 Bruh.

01:00:41.000 Bruh.

01:00:42.000 Praise Kak.

01:00:43.000 Can I get a praise Kak in chat, please?

01:00:48.000 Say praise Kak in chat because Kak is with us.

01:00:59.000 The dog's name is Peanut.

01:01:01.000 We're the Peanut Gang.

01:01:06.000 Barbara's getting jealous.

01:01:18.000 Shade of Lay, everybody.

01:01:19.000 Shade of Lay.

01:01:20.000 Goodbye.

01:01:24.000 See you later.

01:01:29.000 By silencing some people.

01:01:32.000 And never giving them any path to retribution.

01:01:35.000 We create eternal enemies.

01:01:39.000 This is what easily could be happening right now when someone doesn't have the ability to express themselves.

01:01:44.000 Because an evil force wants conflict.

01:01:46.000 Why can't I do a dance move?

01:01:47.000 There we go.

01:01:48.000 But it's an archival force.

01:01:51.000 They're listening to all those around them, and there's a hive mind sort of thinking to a lot of this.

01:01:58.000 There's not a lot of.

01:02:00.000 There's a lot of wisdom.

01:02:00.000 Oh, God.

01:02:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:03.000 Oh, absolutely.

01:02:05.000 I kind of want to watch this again.

01:02:09.000 Yeah.

01:02:11.000 Without all of y'all.

01:02:12.000 Yeah.

01:02:13.000 What is she doing to her pants?

01:02:16.000 Maybe she's wiping the dog hair off her pants.

01:02:20.000 She's probably wiping the dog hair off her pants.

01:02:24.000 Ha ha ha.

01:02:25.000 Eat shit, dude.

01:02:29.000 Eat shit.

01:02:31.000 You see that epic kill?

01:02:33.000 I just owned that guy.

01:02:35.000 He's coming to Brian's secrets for political advice.

01:02:40.000 He's got a nail.

01:02:42.000 That's correct.

01:02:43.000 That is totally right.

01:02:46.000 He's shit.

01:02:47.000 That's right.

01:02:47.000 He's apolitical.

01:02:49.000 He just does his shows.

01:02:50.000 Everybody likes him.

01:02:52.000 I totally agree with that.

01:02:52.000 That's the way to go.

01:02:56.000 Okay, epic.

01:02:58.000 Captured the dance floor.

01:02:59.000 Good for me.

01:03:01.000 Uh oh.

01:03:03.000 Someone's trying to take it.

01:03:07.000 Hit 30, really?

01:03:08.000 Okay, I got him.

01:03:09.000 I was going to say.

01:03:11.000 Ah!

01:03:12.000 Oh!

01:03:14.000 Really?

01:03:14.000 Okay, so I got sniped.

01:03:18.000 Speaking truth right now.

01:03:26.000 Yeah.

01:03:27.000 That's why when it comes to the discussion, I'm more of a big fan.

01:03:40.000 Quinn's nice kill.

01:03:43.000 Oh, wait, you can't see the screen?

01:03:48.000 You can't see what's happening on the screen?

01:03:52.000 Is that what's happening?

01:03:53.000 I'm sorry to hear that.

01:03:55.000 That sucks.

01:03:57.000 Kill.

01:03:58.000 Oh, ah!

01:04:00.000 Whoa!

01:04:01.000 Ah!

01:04:03.000 Oh, man.

01:04:04.000 I totally messed up on inviting Adam and Yenser to come to this.

01:04:13.000 Oh, he would have definitely been the life of the party here.

01:04:18.000 Oh, my God.

01:04:20.000 Me to get him and my husband in the same room.

01:04:27.000 Oh, totally.

01:04:32.000 Holy shit.

01:04:34.000 What are they talking about?

01:04:38.000 Switch top chat to live chat to reveal the peanut game.

01:04:41.000 Who's talking about me?

01:04:42.000 I didn't hear him.

01:04:44.000 He's who I am now, and whatever he does is who I am.

01:04:48.000 I am not with Donald Trump, with America and freedom and everything else, and I'm not throwing him under the bus to get George Soros on my back.

01:04:58.000 This is crazy, like.

01:05:00.000 It's true, though.

01:05:01.000 You just vote for him because he wanted him and now it's his entire identity.

01:05:07.000 I guess.

01:05:08.000 No, that's true.

01:05:08.000 Oh, here we go.

01:05:09.000 Even if he's like, oh, I don't like what he's doing.

01:05:12.000 No, still no peanut gang.

01:05:13.000 They're banning him all.

01:05:15.000 That's no fun.

01:05:17.000 That's not fun at all.

01:05:18.000 Rag Rats.

01:05:20.000 We're on to a full circle now.

01:05:24.000 We're back with Sandy Hook.

01:05:30.000 I'm back with Sandy Hook.

01:05:33.000 I'm on the home page of Twitch?

01:05:35.000 No way.

01:05:37.000 Am I?

01:05:40.000 Let me pull it up.

01:05:43.000 Let me pull it up and I'll see.

01:05:47.000 Be pretty epic.

01:05:49.000 Oh, no, I'm not.

01:05:53.000 I thought I was, but I'm not.

01:05:55.000 Why would you guys tell me I'm on the front page if I'm not?

01:06:02.000 Is it just chatting, maybe?

01:06:05.000 Fortnite, no, that's not it.

01:06:09.000 Popular clips, that's not it.

01:06:15.000 Yeah, why are you guys lying to me?

01:06:16.000 Why would you lie to me like that?

01:06:18.000 This is actually a very productive podcast.

01:06:21.000 It is.

01:06:21.000 This is where I come into the.

01:06:23.000 This is when I say, you know, people who have positions that rub people the wrong way, they should be brought out into the light.

01:06:30.000 Let's hear what they fully have to say.

01:06:32.000 Yeah, I'm not on the front page.

01:06:34.000 Way to get my.

01:06:35.000 I thought I was.

01:06:37.000 Thanks.

01:06:39.000 Yeah, everybody's.

01:06:41.000 Oh, it's customized.

01:06:42.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:06:43.000 They're clowning me.

01:06:44.000 You clowned me.

01:06:45.000 Why would you.

01:06:47.000 Why would you clown me like that?

01:06:49.000 Oh, why is it.

01:06:53.000 Oh, there we go.

01:06:54.000 Okay.

01:06:55.000 It was a little low there.

01:06:56.000 I scrolled down.

01:06:59.000 Your second biggest talk show and podcast.

01:07:02.000 Wow.

01:07:03.000 Very big.

01:07:04.000 Very big.

01:07:05.000 Okay.

01:07:06.000 All right.

01:07:07.000 It's always in France and Paris.

01:07:10.000 Yeah.

01:07:11.000 With our technology, but let me check this one.

01:07:16.000 Now we gotta end this.

01:07:20.000 Let me check that.

01:07:22.000 Are we?

01:07:24.000 We're behind Japan Network.

01:07:24.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:07:26.000 We're behind only Japan Network.

01:07:29.000 Oh, hell yeah.

01:07:31.000 Where are you going, man?

01:07:33.000 Okay.

01:07:35.000 Oh, no.

01:07:36.000 ClevelandBrowns.com.

01:07:38.000 I'm here live.

01:07:38.000 Jamie, hey, how are you doing?

01:07:43.000 Is it just him now?

01:07:45.000 What do you think about the wide receiver?

01:07:48.000 Like the girls go to the bathroom together?

01:07:51.000 Yeah?

01:07:51.000 Of the Browns.

01:07:52.000 They banned everyone from chat?

01:07:53.000 Flame.

01:07:54.000 Speaking of.

01:07:55.000 Unfortunately.

01:07:57.000 Okay.

01:07:58.000 Is there any conspiracy theory?

01:07:59.000 Oh, yeah, they're deleting all the messages.

01:08:02.000 They're aware of our presence.

01:08:04.000 Yeah, definitely.

01:08:06.000 I don't know which one.

01:08:09.000 Like 9 11.

01:08:11.000 9 11, do you think back to the Tower 7?

01:08:14.000 Yeah, I would say for most.

01:08:17.000 Maybe you could comment if you know.

01:08:20.000 Legitimate questions, they're gonna take questions.

01:08:27.000 They're gonna take questions from chat that I don't in any way give any credence to.

01:08:30.000 I think it's all complete crap, absolutely.

01:08:34.000 Of course, you do.

01:08:37.000 Israeli, you believe 9 11 was inside.

01:08:40.000 Oh, okay, me too.

01:08:45.000 The way that it did, I've heard that too.

01:08:50.000 The whole doesn't melt steel thing is stupid.

01:08:53.000 That is dumb.

01:08:55.000 So dumb.

01:08:56.000 Okay, shill.

01:08:57.000 Yeah, keep shilling for the government, idiot.

01:09:03.000 Have you heard the Titanic conspiracy theories?

01:09:09.000 There are Titanic conspiracy theories, believe it or not.

01:09:12.000 Need a prank call?

01:09:14.000 How am I going to prank call?

01:09:15.000 She's not going to answer my phone.

01:09:17.000 Or her phone went for me.

01:09:19.000 It was a pretty dumb mistake.

01:09:23.000 Yeah.

01:09:24.000 In fact, some people even say the Titanic conspiracy theories.

01:09:27.000 Tie ins or 9 11.

01:09:29.000 Don't get banned.

01:09:30.000 Save it if she asks.

01:09:31.000 Save it if she takes questions.

01:09:33.000 Don't get banned.

01:09:34.000 Yeah, save it if she's going to take questions.

01:09:37.000 You don't want to be banned.

01:09:40.000 Don't reveal yourself yet.

01:09:41.000 By the way, Cassie, I'm kind of mad at you for not going to the podcast the same day as me.

01:09:48.000 Star 67.

01:09:50.000 No, I don't want to do that.

01:09:52.000 Better be good.

01:09:58.000 People are saying you too really loud.

01:10:04.000 Me?

01:10:04.000 Yeah.

01:10:05.000 People are saying.

01:10:06.000 What is that?

01:10:11.000 Dirty bird.

01:10:13.000 Is that loud enough for y'all?

01:10:15.000 She said she had to put her shoes on because people are being weird.

01:10:20.000 Faced.

01:10:28.000 Yeah, lose the socks.

01:10:29.000 Am I right?

01:10:31.000 Make it a real party.

01:10:32.000 Make it a real stream.

01:11:01.000 Let's do a different emote here.

01:11:06.000 Of course, it pisses you off, shill.

01:11:09.000 Although, this is not 9 11.

01:11:12.000 However, I. Sandy Hook was a real thing.

01:11:16.000 Excuse me.

01:11:17.000 Okay, so he believes you.

01:11:21.000 Okay.

01:11:21.000 However, I do, in the back of my mind, this is my endgame ultra, you know, Operation Mockingbird part of me, wonders that if, like, When a mass shooting takes place, if there's something behind closed doors, someone's trying to do some kind of mass shooting in order to create enough fear in order to create gun control.

01:11:45.000 I agree that they're all real, but I always wonder if that's kind of like the.

01:11:50.000 Ah, yeah.

01:11:51.000 Our guy, our guy.

01:11:52.000 Shut it down, shut it down.

01:11:54.000 I agree with you.

01:11:55.000 That's always in the back of my mind.

01:11:57.000 Cass, you better shut it down.

01:11:59.000 Kind of thing.

01:12:00.000 This guy's out of control.

01:12:01.000 It doesn't have to be.

01:12:02.000 They're without shields.

01:12:03.000 You don't have to take it.

01:12:04.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:12:06.000 I.

01:12:06.000 The only time I've been on the cusp of the conspiracy theory is.

01:12:13.000 Who was the guy that shot up Aurora?

01:12:17.000 Not Adam Lanza.

01:12:18.000 That's the guy from.

01:12:22.000 Oh, the synchronicity!

01:12:23.000 Hmm.

01:12:25.000 James Holmes.

01:12:28.000 Like.

01:12:28.000 Him.

01:12:30.000 What, like, how did he end up with all of these body armor and all of the stuff that he was, like, an unemployed, like, what, medical student?

01:12:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:41.000 Like I said, I don't buy into the conspiracy theories.

01:12:47.000 James Holmes, like, Joker mode.

01:12:48.000 I've come to the conclusion that these are lone wolves and they do what they do.

01:12:52.000 However, there's always the part of my mind that I hate, that corner that's like, what if it is all just, like, some psycho who's brainwashed into.

01:13:03.000 The rise.

01:13:03.000 Doing this.

01:13:04.000 What if it has nothing to do with government, but there are like shadowy figures out there that want it to be damned?

01:13:10.000 Like anarchists, anarchist groups that like bring these people, bring them into their cult like thing, and are like, we're going to groom you and we're going to have you cause chaos.

01:13:20.000 The way the law enforcement handles it doesn't like help.

01:13:23.000 It's like Stephen.

01:13:24.000 Like Las Vegas.

01:13:25.000 Yeah, Las Vegas.

01:13:26.000 Las Vegas.

01:13:27.000 It's like.

01:13:27.000 At least it's the Vegas information.

01:13:28.000 At least it's the Vegas.

01:13:30.000 It's like, well, way to go, you know, to help the conspiracy.

01:13:33.000 There's shadowy figures plotting all the mass shootings.

01:13:35.000 Yeah, we're going to go ahead and buy.

01:13:38.000 This shut up, and we're gonna make it so that people like Alex Jones have the upper hand.

01:13:42.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:44.000 Yeah, with Alex Jones being forced off of social media and everything like that, way to like make the conspiracy.

01:13:52.000 I was in Twitter jail yesterday for fucking telling Jesse Smollett to fucking learn to code.

01:14:00.000 Like, based, yo, that's based.

01:14:04.000 What the fuck?

01:14:05.000 What the fuck?

01:14:08.000 Okay.

01:14:09.000 These peanuts are too small now.

01:14:11.000 Probably about like 45 minutes.

01:14:12.000 You want to shake it?

01:14:17.000 Me?

01:14:17.000 The mouse.

01:14:18.000 Yeah.

01:14:18.000 Oh, sorry.

01:14:19.000 Not yet.

01:14:21.000 Hello, hello.

01:14:24.000 How much longer?

01:14:25.000 We've got about 40 minutes.

01:14:28.000 Oh.

01:14:29.000 Oh.

01:14:30.000 I'm going to help myself with my hair.

01:14:32.000 I'm going to help myself with my hair.

01:14:33.000 You're sitting here very fast, Anthony.

01:14:36.000 I don't want to be here at all.

01:14:38.000 This is the most fun I've had in my hair because I'm not done yet.

01:14:44.000 Heck yeah!

01:14:45.000 I'll take the Pacifico.

01:14:47.000 What other emo spy?

01:14:49.000 I'm going to take your craft beer judgment here.

01:14:52.000 This is the most fun I've had in like.

01:14:54.000 No, we got Paul from all of us.

01:14:56.000 Oh my god, I'm actually going to show Paul this weekend.

01:14:56.000 Yeah.

01:15:00.000 Guys, I still have 40 minutes left.

01:15:02.000 We are on YouTube, so if you want to watch all of us, we have a bunch of YouTube angles and a bunch of doggoes here.

01:15:08.000 Paul, I'm sad that I didn't know I'm hanging out with you.

01:15:11.000 We're involved with talking at The Other Wire.

01:15:13.000 So I'd like you guys all to go over and watch.

01:15:14.000 Oh, this guy sucks.

01:15:15.000 You're like one of my favorite people.

01:15:16.000 Yeah, we.

01:15:18.000 Like, we all come around.

01:15:20.000 Bailey already knows that she's one of my favorite people.

01:15:24.000 Bailey's awesome.

01:15:25.000 Bailey, we're gonna have fun tomorrow night.

01:15:27.000 Let me put on the baked Alaska skin so it'll look like baked Alaska.

01:15:30.000 I was late.

01:15:31.000 I worked today.

01:15:32.000 I woke up early.

01:15:33.000 I'm already tired tonight, but I'm excited about tomorrow.

01:15:36.000 We're gonna have fun.

01:15:38.000 I don't know what.

01:15:38.000 It's gonna be fun.

01:15:39.000 I've never been to one of these mixers, but it's gonna be fun.

01:15:41.000 Yo, baked Alaska's in the house.

01:15:43.000 Hey!

01:15:44.000 What's going on, baked Alaska?

01:15:45.000 No, it's gonna be just like.

01:15:47.000 Yeah, it's gonna be like you and I are gonna get there.

01:15:50.000 We're gonna take a couple of shots.

01:15:52.000 Is that it?

01:15:54.000 We're gonna take a couple of shots and we're gonna be like, Hi, we're here.

01:15:59.000 I'm here, I'm great at what I do.

01:16:00.000 Hi.

01:16:01.000 We have Paul.

01:16:01.000 Hi.

01:16:03.000 Paul has people behind him because I don't want to show it to Paul.

01:16:10.000 Hey, put the pillow over you.

01:16:12.000 And move your laptop.

01:16:14.000 Alright, there you go.

01:16:16.000 Tin foil hat.

01:16:17.000 Wait, wait, and do my dog.

01:16:18.000 And Peanut.

01:16:19.000 Peanut's here too.

01:16:21.000 I'm losing your mind because it's been.

01:16:23.000 Wait 20 hours.

01:16:24.000 So we have 40 minutes left.

01:16:26.000 We're going to continue reacting.

01:16:28.000 I'm getting off Periscope.

01:16:30.000 Brought me a dance move.

01:16:31.000 We're trying to do it.

01:16:34.000 I don't know why I've been doing this.

01:16:36.000 It was a joke.

01:16:37.000 I just started it.

01:16:39.000 And I looped in all the times.

01:16:41.000 Yoba, baby.

01:16:42.000 Yoba.

01:16:43.000 Yoba.

01:16:45.000 This is what fun employment's all about.

01:16:47.000 This sucks.

01:16:50.000 Fun employment.

01:16:51.000 I know.

01:16:52.000 I'm sleeping in.

01:16:54.000 So am I. When's our next activity?

01:16:59.000 Seven?

01:17:00.000 No.

01:17:02.000 Yes.

01:17:03.000 And it's going to be at that Star Wars bar.

01:17:04.000 Correct.

01:17:05.000 You want a Disneyland?

01:17:08.000 No, so we're going to an event tomorrow night and it's in Hollywood.

01:17:12.000 Ooh.

01:17:13.000 It's pretty awesome.

01:17:16.000 Shout out my date.

01:17:17.000 Ooh, okay.

01:17:19.000 Yo, people love my dog on Twitter.

01:17:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:22.000 So cute.

01:17:22.000 I like your dog.

01:17:23.000 All right, back to Alex Jones.

01:17:25.000 All right, back to Alex Jones.

01:17:29.000 Second, Eastoners.

01:17:31.000 In my opinion, Andy and the World Trade Center are still on.

01:17:37.000 Yo, epic.

01:17:41.000 Alright, Paul, we're gonna bring in the original OG.

01:17:46.000 They're asking for her.

01:17:48.000 Oh, alright.

01:17:49.000 Patriarchy's out.

01:17:51.000 A lot of people think you're a Zionist shill.

01:17:57.000 That's the biggest one.

01:18:00.000 That's the biggest one.

01:18:03.000 Alex Jones.

01:18:05.000 You know, I'll be honest with you.

01:18:09.000 That's the biggest one.

01:18:14.000 All right.

01:18:15.000 I'm playing another round.

01:18:16.000 This is too boring.

01:18:21.000 I wish I had better snacks.

01:18:26.000 I can't eat them while I'm gaming because I have to split them apart.

01:18:29.000 Isn't that quite anti Semitic?

01:18:31.000 I'm like, I'm saying, I was like, 'Cause he's like, you're the shield, shield.' And I'm like, 'Oh, yeah, yeah.' They make up rumors about all kinds of people, they come up with ideas that they want to push.

01:18:47.000 No, Jones is not.

01:18:50.000 I will go down to one guy and like wants to talk shit about Israel.

01:18:56.000 What?

01:18:57.000 Let's do this shit.

01:18:58.000 Just go to our comments.

01:19:01.000 Beyond parody.

01:19:03.000 I am not afraid to fucking get like physical and dirty over some shit.

01:19:08.000 She's gonna get physical and dirty over some Israel shit, bitch.

01:19:12.000 Yo, this white whore.

01:19:14.000 Hey, this white roastie's gonna get physical and dirty and shit if you're talking shit about Israel, bitch.

01:19:22.000 Bitch.

01:19:24.000 Yo, you better not talk shit about Israel.

01:19:27.000 This busted asshole is gonna get dirty and shit, bitch.

01:19:32.000 Alright, let's play some Fortnite.

01:19:45.000 Yo, I'm a busted asshole, but if you talk shit about Israel, I'm gonna get dirty and shit, bitch.

01:19:52.000 Shut up.

01:19:53.000 Shut up.

01:19:54.000 Why don't you defend your own country?

01:19:59.000 You did not.

01:20:00.000 You did not just talk shit about Israel.

01:20:04.000 I am about to throw down.

01:20:08.000 Yeah, we need more dislikes.

01:20:11.000 Keep disliking.

01:20:13.000 Yep.

01:20:25.000 Amen.

01:20:26.000 Yo, amen.

01:20:28.000 I'll eat anybody's food, I'll tell you that.

01:20:30.000 I don't think Dallas is going to say except the dude.

01:20:32.000 Before my husband, before my husband, I dated an ex white supremacist.

01:20:37.000 Because fucking Dallas is a fucking crazy ass place.

01:20:41.000 Like.

01:20:42.000 I like the gasp.

01:20:43.000 She goes, ooh!

01:20:45.000 He was an ex white supremacist.

01:20:47.000 He had a Nazi swatch to get, like.

01:20:50.000 Bleach?

01:20:51.000 But like.

01:20:51.000 Tattoo.

01:20:52.000 I just ate canned.

01:20:54.000 No.

01:20:55.000 But like.

01:20:56.000 That's another.

01:20:56.000 What?

01:21:00.000 That's another, like.

01:21:02.000 I'm going to end it all right here on the stream.

01:21:10.000 I was one of the few girls that he had dated, and him and I had a fucking strong ass connection.

01:21:17.000 Him and I were tight for a very long time.

01:21:24.000 What's that?

01:21:27.000 I don't think so.

01:21:29.000 Because he was in jail, and so he did it for survival.

01:21:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:33.000 Yeah.

01:21:35.000 Oh, good.

01:21:38.000 Thank God.

01:21:41.000 You have no idea.

01:21:45.000 It's amazing because some of the shit, I would share stories with Ben, and he would just be like, Are you kidding?

01:21:53.000 And I'm like, No, this is my life.

01:21:55.000 I did this shit.

01:21:58.000 I was an idiot.

01:21:59.000 And now here I am.

01:22:03.000 Pathetic.

01:22:06.000 How pathetic.

01:22:08.000 We're back.

01:22:10.000 We're back at the beginning.

01:22:11.000 We're connected back to Sandy Hook.

01:22:12.000 We're there.

01:22:14.000 But I think also, you know, the idea that, like, anybody should be able to tell you that you can't talk anymore ever.

01:22:23.000 If you said one thing that people don't like, or if you do talk, it has to be only on your side.

01:22:29.000 You have to have it out of all of the different platforms for social media.

01:22:36.000 Dude, we're on the same team, Bozo.

01:22:38.000 But here's the thing.

01:22:40.000 I do not hate the person.

01:22:42.000 Chill.

01:22:51.000 There's things Giving out someone's address, that kind of shit, they should be able to take it down.

01:23:05.000 That's what I was going to get to.

01:23:08.000 There should be a clear set of rules, and you can look at these rules the way a lawyer would look at them.

01:23:13.000 Yes.

01:23:14.000 And say, Is this in violation?

01:23:15.000 Is my client arrested?

01:23:17.000 Well, no, you gotta get Joe Coleman a ton of credit for doing this podcast.

01:23:23.000 Absolutely.

01:23:24.000 Joe, Joe, if you want to hire me, I'm available for now.

01:23:28.000 I'm available until the end of April.

01:23:33.000 Until the end of April.

01:23:35.000 I'm available until the end of April, and then I'm going to be traveling around the fucking world.

01:23:42.000 My mom's coming in May, so I'm really busy then.

01:23:46.000 I've never been on North American soil.

01:23:49.000 I'm really excited about this.

01:23:51.000 These are the most boring people in the world, I have to tell you.

01:23:55.000 I don't know officially yet, but there is a lot of places that I. I.

01:24:05.000 No, I have no choice in this.

01:24:06.000 It's for a potential job, and I'll find out shortly, but I will be traveling around the world for the next nine months.

01:24:16.000 Wow.

01:24:17.000 That's just amazing.

01:24:18.000 That's amazing.

01:24:18.000 I love that.

01:24:19.000 That's amazing.

01:24:20.000 I have a few things coming up.

01:24:22.000 It's going to be for as long as I want to be on this show.

01:24:27.000 I'm going to Egypt.

01:24:30.000 I'm going to Arrowhead next week.

01:24:31.000 That's fun.

01:24:32.000 Wow, cool.

01:24:34.000 Sitting here in Hollywood.

01:24:35.000 Going to San Diego in May.

01:24:37.000 Cool.

01:24:39.000 I'm excited.

01:24:41.000 I was heartbroken to leave, but I'm happy with my next.

01:24:49.000 That's going to be on the.

01:24:51.000 Yeah.

01:24:53.000 Alright, what's going on?

01:24:56.000 Alright, let's do.

01:25:00.000 Come on, Joe.

01:25:01.000 Come on, Alex.

01:25:02.000 Thought she was going to start taking more.

01:25:08.000 I know, I know, I'm this already.

01:25:14.000 Oh, come on.

01:25:18.000 It's only two minutes.

01:25:21.000 I'm still even watching.

01:25:24.000 We have 181.

01:25:25.000 Right now we have 181.

01:25:25.000 Yeah.

01:25:28.000 That's amazing, dude.

01:25:32.000 Oh, that's amazing.

01:25:35.000 It is so amazing, dude.

01:25:38.000 500 subscribers.

01:25:39.000 Alright.

01:25:40.000 Do you want to be standing up?

01:25:44.000 What?

01:25:45.000 What?

01:25:47.000 Wait a second, did you say 500?

01:25:47.000 500?

01:25:53.000 Oh my gosh.

01:25:57.000 Patriarchy.

01:25:59.000 Closing this out.

01:26:01.000 Patriarchy.

01:26:02.000 Patriarchy is my favorite.

01:26:05.000 100 subscribers, you're like famous, dude.

01:26:08.000 Patriarchy is nothing without the matriarchy, by the way.

01:26:12.000 Literally, everybody who's watching it is a peanut ganger.

01:26:16.000 I'm not a feminist, I'm not a masculinist, I'm nothing.

01:26:19.000 I am about nothing but sexual harmony.

01:26:23.000 The world is a broken, sad place.

01:26:30.000 What the fuck?

01:26:32.000 The world is a broken, sad place without men and women.

01:26:36.000 Oh, you were going crazy.

01:26:38.000 Patriarchy, wait, wait, wait.

01:26:42.000 Patriarchy and matriarchy.

01:26:45.000 Yeah.

01:26:46.000 Hey, the world is a broken, sad place without men and women working in harmony.

01:26:52.000 I am dying.

01:26:54.000 I don't even want to know.

01:26:55.000 What is a one of them?

01:26:56.000 No, say it.

01:26:57.000 Definitely don't want to know.

01:26:59.000 That kind of almost got me.

01:27:00.000 You see that?

01:27:02.000 No, you didn't.

01:27:07.000 Bitch.

01:27:12.000 It clapped, bro.

01:27:13.000 Pina is here.

01:27:15.000 She's like, I can be part of the gang.

01:27:23.000 By the way, I've totally broken the key over that ice gang.

01:27:26.000 Pina gang, Pina gang, Pina gang.

01:27:29.000 Joe, I came to represent the keto diet.

01:27:31.000 What is that?

01:27:32.000 Joe is like big time.

01:27:34.000 What do you have?

01:27:35.000 A force field around him or something?

01:27:36.000 I don't even know what the fuck that was.

01:27:39.000 I feel really bad because I came to represent the keto diet and it's totally broken.

01:27:49.000 Goddamn.

01:27:50.000 Keto is good for children and teens.

01:27:55.000 He's promoting truth.

01:27:59.000 I think that men do better on the keto than women.

01:28:07.000 That is all true.

01:28:10.000 And because men have tolerance for sex, children really screw.

01:28:19.000 I would not recommend the keto for a woman.

01:28:27.000 Really?

01:28:30.000 No, I've been very, Oh, if you get a kill, it heals you, I guess.

01:28:44.000 Gives you health.

01:28:45.000 I didn't know that.

01:28:46.000 That's pretty neat.

01:28:47.000 What the fuck?

01:28:48.000 Got him, bro.

01:28:50.000 Beautiful headshot.

01:28:51.000 I'm so good at this game.

01:28:54.000 He's talking about Jack Phillips?

01:28:59.000 Yeah, Jack Phillips.

01:29:01.000 He's a super nice guy.

01:29:04.000 I met him on.

01:29:04.000 Goodbye.

01:29:05.000 What have we done to him?

01:29:07.000 What have they done to him is despicable.

01:29:11.000 He doesn't win in now.

01:29:11.000 He's a nice guy.

01:29:13.000 He doesn't make anything.

01:29:15.000 Oh, there he is.

01:29:16.000 They wanted to make him an example.

01:29:19.000 That's what they wanted.

01:29:21.000 I'm going to get owned here.

01:29:23.000 The day he went to the Supreme Court, it was quite accepted his.

01:29:28.000 They went and asked him to make a trans.

01:29:29.000 Celebration reveal cake.

01:29:32.000 And he said no.

01:29:33.000 And then they sued me up.

01:29:34.000 Whatever.

01:29:35.000 Let me just tell you, this was a fun fucking podcast.

01:29:40.000 It was fun.

01:29:40.000 Oh my God, they're closing it out.

01:29:43.000 This is what I wanted people to see.

01:29:46.000 Well, then I'm not going to worry about it.

01:29:50.000 What I wanted people to see is why I like Alex Jones.

01:29:54.000 Like, why I enjoy hanging out with you.

01:29:55.000 I wanted people to be able to see it.

01:29:57.000 Because I have had to defend that because of this narrative that you're so good at.

01:30:01.000 It's a joke.

01:30:01.000 You can say I disagree with Alex and whatever.

01:30:03.000 You don't need to let the leftists, like, make you bad.

01:30:06.000 If I was Charlie Manchin, I should be able to come on your show.

01:30:15.000 To be fair, the left loved Charlie Manson in the early 70s.

01:30:15.000 Yeah.

01:30:22.000 Rolling Stone did a big, glowing piece on him.

01:30:25.000 Yes, they did.

01:30:26.000 Yes, they did.

01:30:28.000 Charlie Manson was a fucking hero.

01:30:33.000 To the left, he was a hero.

01:30:35.000 That was the Weather Underground.

01:30:37.000 Yes, yes, they were.

01:30:38.000 Fuck off.

01:30:39.000 I'm like, let's go back to all the heroes of the left.

01:30:43.000 Yeah.

01:30:44.000 Yeah, good point.

01:30:47.000 Good point, girl.

01:30:48.000 You go.

01:30:49.000 I don't think I can get it up in front of a demon.

01:30:52.000 The solution is probably the big one, Chad.

01:30:55.000 Is he talking about, what's his name?

01:30:57.000 That guy who you were talking about, the guy in Pasadena, the demon guy.

01:31:05.000 Alistair McNeil.

01:31:07.000 Alistair Crowley.

01:31:09.000 Crowley, yeah.

01:31:10.000 Alistair McIntyre is a very good guy.

01:31:13.000 Alistair Crowley is a Satanist.

01:31:13.000 I'm getting killed.

01:31:19.000 Yes.

01:31:20.000 And L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology, was friends with him.

01:31:24.000 Yes.

01:31:24.000 Yep.

01:31:25.000 Yes, I have run.

01:31:27.000 I have jogged.

01:31:28.000 By where Alistair Crowley and Elon Hubbard and his Sadius Worshipper friends did their ritual services.

01:31:38.000 Whoa.

01:31:38.000 It's probably something psychosomatic, but I gotta say, I was creeped out by the area.

01:31:46.000 Yeah, dude, I was creeped out.

01:31:49.000 These people suck.

01:31:51.000 You're not.

01:31:52.000 You're.

01:31:55.000 You're lame.

01:31:57.000 You're not humans.

01:31:59.000 Ah, what?

01:32:00.000 Really?

01:32:00.000 How?

01:32:01.000 28?

01:32:02.000 Yeah, that's bullshit.

01:32:04.000 That's not some bullshit right there.

01:32:07.000 Get that hoverboard though.

01:32:10.000 What?

01:32:11.000 What?

01:32:15.000 Are you joking, man?

01:32:16.000 Oh, Joe, you asshole.

01:32:24.000 This guy isn't right wing.

01:32:29.000 Somebody says right wing bug man.

01:32:31.000 Nothing right wing about him.

01:32:35.000 Wow.

01:32:35.000 What?

01:32:37.000 So what?

01:32:45.000 Oh.

01:32:56.000 Oh, wow.

01:32:56.000 So this guy piled right down your head when you were 13.

01:33:01.000 Yeah, then what did it do to your personality?

01:33:03.000 I had to fight his whole family.

01:33:05.000 Oh, my boss's family was a danger.

01:33:07.000 Did it change, but did you have any significant change?

01:33:09.000 I had a dog injury.

01:33:11.000 Sometimes it's an injury.

01:33:26.000 I snuck up behind me.

01:33:33.000 Fell down and cracked his head.

01:33:35.000 It's crazy, but he cured his depression.

01:33:37.000 Yeah, well, it looks like this is a nice bullet.

01:33:40.000 Any given time, if somebody's a regular guy, and I would never try to find a game last.

01:33:46.000 But the average person would come back like a mess.

01:33:52.000 But when, like, a bunch of people are 250 pounds, that's a small guy.

01:33:57.000 That's a very small guy.

01:33:58.000 You guys are not supposed to be.

01:34:00.000 Alex, give yourself some credit.

01:34:02.000 That's smaller than me, she says.

01:34:05.000 That's a big girl.

01:34:06.000 You're more than 150 pounds, man.

01:34:13.000 Pardon me?

01:34:14.000 This sounds like a big girl, honestly.

01:34:20.000 Alright.

01:34:25.000 I wish they would bring back Team Rumble.

01:34:27.000 I don't really like disco domination.

01:34:29.000 All these stitches right here.

01:34:31.000 And then he couldn't believe when I got up and said, Well, you die.

01:34:36.000 He couldn't understand the energetic equivalence.

01:34:40.000 He couldn't understand being the name.

01:34:42.000 A friend request?

01:34:42.000 Oh, really?

01:34:43.000 Do you think I'm just taking friend requests from people watching the stream?

01:34:46.000 Yeah?

01:34:47.000 I'm not some tough guy.

01:34:59.000 Tons of peanuts in the periscope, huh?

01:35:08.000 Alright, let's get some more dislikes going, maybe.

01:35:16.000 Let's get some more dislikes.

01:35:32.000 This is Texas.

01:35:40.000 I mean, come on.

01:35:45.000 So, no feet?

01:35:47.000 That's how I feel right now.

01:35:50.000 Yo.

01:35:51.000 So, no feet?

01:35:54.000 Bap.

01:36:09.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger, black dude, he waited and gloated while blood was still out of my head.

01:36:14.000 The only reason he lost was he gloated.

01:36:17.000 Yeah, he was way over a man.

01:36:19.000 But you broke the concrete with your head.

01:36:22.000 That's big.

01:36:23.000 No, you did.

01:36:24.000 The concrete didn't actually break, did it?

01:36:26.000 Maybe it did, but they made the joke.

01:36:28.000 Okay, so either it did or didn't.

01:36:30.000 He got knocked out.

01:36:31.000 He still got spiked on his head on the concrete.

01:36:34.000 Men are talking about their fighting.

01:36:34.000 Nope.

01:36:37.000 Jogan's trying to prove that Jogan's a conspiracy theorist because of head injuries.

01:36:48.000 That his range of thinking.

01:36:50.000 Is Ronald?

01:36:52.000 Is that hell out of here?

01:36:54.000 Heavy tree.

01:36:55.000 Yeah, and that his personality was changed.

01:36:59.000 I know someone who.

01:37:00.000 Wow.

01:37:00.000 Nice, Vaderos.

01:37:02.000 Says somebody.

01:37:04.000 That's funny.

01:37:07.000 She's taking questions now, Nick.

01:37:08.000 What do we ask?

01:37:09.000 I don't know.

01:37:10.000 Come up with something funny.

01:37:13.000 Y'all can send questions if you want.

01:37:17.000 I love the y'all.

01:37:19.000 You're from Western Massachusetts.

01:37:20.000 Why are you saying y'all?

01:37:26.000 Oh, okay.

01:37:27.000 I tweeted about that.

01:37:28.000 Everyone got mad at me.

01:37:30.000 Uh oh.

01:37:31.000 Someone in my building.

01:37:34.000 You get a flash and you realize that your central nervous system is like 30% functional.

01:37:42.000 You're like, whoa.

01:37:43.000 Very, very bad feeling.

01:37:44.000 See, Joe's done it.

01:37:45.000 That's what the people say she starves.

01:37:46.000 Yeah.

01:37:47.000 That's what it was very said.

01:37:48.000 Oh, Hollywood stars, because they'd seen the stars.

01:37:50.000 Like each star is like a whole data thing.

01:37:53.000 And I remember, like, some dude choking me, like, yeah, so, like, somebody's like pulling a knife out.

01:37:57.000 And you see that knife pulling out, you're like, and like, right.

01:38:02.000 It's like when the kid whipped her out of the car and her kid got out of the car and used it at Walmart.

01:38:07.000 Everything's clear.

01:38:08.000 The real thing.

01:38:09.000 Infinite.

01:38:11.000 But then you see, like, the wars and the attacks and the submarines and the spacecraft and, like, It's like when you dial into that, it's like total war.

01:38:11.000 Yeah.

01:38:23.000 Didn't you say that when your friend choked you out, you had like these long dreams?

01:38:31.000 What are you going to ask her?

01:38:36.000 They're asking about the feet.

01:38:38.000 Yeah, that's great optics, guys.

01:38:40.000 Great optics.

01:38:41.000 Great optics for the peanut gang, huh?

01:38:52.000 I would agree with you.

01:38:55.000 If you were to start verbally abusing a man, he would go crazy.

01:38:59.000 Yeah, he gets spun out.

01:39:01.000 Girls can deal with that more because they grow up with it.

01:39:05.000 Whereas if a girl got.

01:39:07.000 If I punched you in the face, you would not know what to do.

01:39:10.000 Because we don't grow up in an environment of hitting each other and sexual violence in the way that adults.

01:39:16.000 If she hit me in the face, I think I'd know exactly what to do, actually.

01:39:20.000 Brother before, but like, I've never, no girl has just come up to me and punched me in the face.

01:39:20.000 Oh, wow.

01:39:29.000 Where's the guy?

01:39:30.000 I got into a fight once.

01:39:32.000 Where'd a guy?

01:39:33.000 No, I have.

01:39:34.000 I have.

01:39:34.000 I feel like I need to experience that you punched me.

01:39:38.000 I've gotten punched in the face, and I've punched back.

01:39:42.000 I've also kicked back.

01:39:44.000 It's just like miracle, but that's just tough.

01:39:47.000 Oh, yeah, and I've done that too.

01:39:49.000 But that's with girls.

01:39:50.000 And then I had the abusive boyfriend that, uh.

01:39:54.000 That's a whole other story.

01:39:54.000 Oh, my God.

01:39:57.000 What a busted hoe.

01:40:00.000 Hey, yo.

01:40:02.000 I unfortunately have.

01:40:03.000 I'm not proud of it, but I've done it.

01:40:06.000 So I'm like, I'm one of those like.

01:40:09.000 Somebody wants to know what advice you have for a guy who is interested in conservative women.

01:40:15.000 How do you find conservative women?

01:40:18.000 I would say be a good man yourself.

01:40:21.000 I like how he answers, like he knows.

01:40:25.000 Well, he's a real role model.

01:40:27.000 That's a loaded question.

01:40:29.000 Church.

01:40:30.000 Yeah, church, Christian women.

01:40:32.000 You're not a religious conservative.

01:40:35.000 I was not a conservative when my husband met me.

01:40:40.000 I was still a Democrat.

01:40:43.000 Not my way to libertarianism.

01:40:44.000 Stuff question.

01:40:45.000 You know, I actually.

01:40:46.000 I'm going to say something here.

01:40:48.000 Politics is the.

01:40:49.000 Here we go.

01:40:50.000 It's kind of the worst thing to convince somebody on.

01:40:50.000 Here we go.

01:40:53.000 It has to be something deeper.

01:40:54.000 Yeah.

01:40:55.000 Something moral.

01:40:56.000 By the way, I love that you're wearing my hat.

01:40:56.000 What the f?

01:40:58.000 Yeah, I eat shit.

01:40:59.000 You want it back?

01:41:00.000 I'll give it back to you.

01:41:01.000 As not a conservative, yeah.

01:41:04.000 There are.

01:41:05.000 Also, values that people hold in politics are not always the values that they hold in their daily life.

01:41:10.000 That's extremely true.

01:41:11.000 And I think the way that people regulate their morality in their daily life is more important than they regulate morality.

01:41:18.000 That is very true.

01:41:19.000 And I will say this because politics, when it comes to politics, a lot of politics is very pragmatical.

01:41:24.000 Yeah, it is.

01:41:25.000 Pragmatical.

01:41:26.000 For the people, it is a lot of times utopic.

01:41:31.000 Yes.

01:41:32.000 Utopic.

01:41:33.000 Utopic.

01:41:34.000 Pragmatical.

01:41:36.000 Ha ha ha.

01:41:37.000 Ah, yes, politics.

01:41:40.000 Utopic pragmatical science, yes.

01:41:44.000 Yes, indeed.

01:41:46.000 Ah, yes, of course.

01:41:51.000 Utopic pragmatical theory.

01:41:56.000 Utopic pragmatical.

01:41:59.000 I don't know.

01:42:03.000 My husband and I met as an accidental.

01:42:08.000 Case of mistaken identity on Facebook.

01:42:12.000 Myself, I met my wife when I was a complete and total secular person.

01:42:16.000 I was always kind of conservative in some ways.

01:42:19.000 My wife instituted into me a very Christian perspective on the world.

01:42:25.000 And so because of her, I have lived every day of my life, increasingly so, with every day of my life if I do not do righteousness, then my eternal salvation is at stake.

01:42:41.000 Do righteousness.

01:42:44.000 Hey.

01:42:45.000 Hey, yo, big guy.

01:42:49.000 Do some righteousness.

01:42:50.000 What if it figures out, oh, if I just like grow these things off the top of my head and connect to the brain, this dumb little motherfucker, I can get him to drink.

01:42:59.000 I just want to say that one thing, you know, it was kind of the first thing.

01:43:07.000 I think we're dealing with an un.

01:43:09.000 He does kickflips for a god.

01:43:11.000 Righteous.

01:43:12.000 Okay, well, yeah, you're a single celled organism.

01:43:21.000 Someone asked who has the stinkier seat, her or the cleaning lady.

01:43:30.000 The cleaning lady.

01:43:33.000 Oh, that's funny.

01:43:34.000 I enjoyed that immensely.

01:43:37.000 What a good laugh on that one.

01:43:38.000 The idea is that they're promoting all the kindness.

01:43:41.000 Pragmatical utopic righteousness.

01:43:46.000 Yeah, you guys are really smart.

01:43:47.000 I think they all went to college.

01:43:50.000 Ah, yes, my college degree in the utopic science of politicalics.

01:43:55.000 Yeah, yes, yes.

01:44:00.000 The politic science, the utopic, politicalist, politicalistic science, yes, indeed.

01:44:10.000 I'm a dumb idiot.

01:44:11.000 Yeah, I went to college.

01:44:14.000 When you silence someone, you're setting a whole thing in motion.

01:44:22.000 And this is something that we're all learning.

01:44:29.000 This is what we have to come to grips with.

01:44:33.000 Social media has only been around for a really short amount of time.

01:44:37.000 It's only been around in this kind of form for 10 plus years.

01:44:41.000 And we're figuring it out.

01:44:42.000 And these people that think that they can just silence people and shut people down without it having a bad effect on all of us, it's not right.

01:44:50.000 I like that they're agreeing about censorship when Cassie literally got me kicked out of CPAC, right?

01:44:56.000 I mean, blacklisted from CPAC and then kicked out.

01:44:59.000 He just stole the show.

01:45:01.000 Now he's the interviewer.

01:45:02.000 So, pretty interesting.

01:45:04.000 That is very true.

01:45:06.000 He is completely.

01:45:09.000 Oh, whoa.

01:45:16.000 Gotcha, bitch.

01:45:19.000 I'm so good at this game.

01:45:22.000 See, I like it.

01:45:24.000 I like that these are guys who are just like, I'm not catering to anybody.

01:45:28.000 I'm just going to call it as I see it.

01:45:30.000 I like that.

01:45:31.000 And I like that.

01:45:32.000 No, you fucking don't.

01:45:33.000 I do that every day, and you guys want to fucking ruin my career.

01:45:37.000 I like that he just doesn't have a filter.

01:45:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:45:41.000 That's why he got me blacklisted from CPAC, huh?

01:45:45.000 What a dummy.

01:45:46.000 What's the sign up?

01:45:53.000 People that are trying to fuck with the whole system.

01:45:55.000 Imagine if this is like stage five Russian influence.

01:45:59.000 Just get people to support later, figure out a way to get people to support super later.

01:46:04.000 I'm so good at Fortnite.

01:46:05.000 Figure out a way to get people to support trans women competing as women with no hormones.

01:46:11.000 Yeah, I'm watching news chats where like some 25 year old dudes, like 18 year old girls, he takes all the tiles, like now guys have it.

01:46:19.000 You know, it's hilarious.

01:46:21.000 It's hilarious.

01:46:23.000 Imagine if your daughter was up for a scholarship.

01:46:25.000 Yo, zoom out, zoom out.

01:46:28.000 What is that?

01:46:29.000 I don't even.

01:46:31.000 I've never seen that before.

01:46:52.000 Ah!

01:46:53.000 Ah!

01:46:53.000 Come on!

01:46:54.000 Oh, yeah, baby.

01:46:56.000 Yeah.

01:46:57.000 Money.

01:47:09.000 Three kills.

01:47:11.000 I'm so good at this game.

01:47:14.000 Now, what the fuck was he riding?

01:47:15.000 What was that thing?

01:47:17.000 I'm going to go check that out.

01:47:20.000 Yo.

01:47:21.000 What?

01:47:23.000 This is okay.

01:47:25.000 What in the world is this?

01:47:28.000 Yo, this is epic.

01:47:35.000 There's some nonsense going on.

01:47:38.000 There's some people that are legit, and there's some people that are just legitimately crazy.

01:47:52.000 I mean, there's everything in life.

01:47:55.000 There's people that are legitimately trans, and there's people that have no idea what the hell an actual feminine man actually is.

01:48:05.000 This is really what an unfeminine man is.

01:48:13.000 It's all about women.

01:48:17.000 He's reading the comments.

01:48:18.000 He's mad.

01:48:22.000 They don't even know what an effeminate man is.

01:48:26.000 I'm not effeminate.

01:48:27.000 And then she goes, Don't read the comments.

01:48:31.000 Don't read the comments, honey.

01:48:38.000 Don't read the comments, honey.

01:48:40.000 They're just going to say mean things to you.

01:48:43.000 Pinette wants to know she's going to be included.

01:48:50.000 Yes, the doggos will be included.

01:48:59.000 This is base, dude.

01:49:01.000 This little ball thing.

01:49:02.000 I'm loving this.

01:49:03.000 Well, the video I want of Peanut, she's left with the ocean.

01:49:09.000 So if we can go to Dog Beach together and do a video, I have all the camera equipment and audio equipment that you should need.

01:49:15.000 Her Tinder profile would be amazing.

01:49:18.000 I'm not really sure how it works, though.

01:49:20.000 Like, legit, it freaks me out.

01:49:24.000 She's like, Bran's scared of these.

01:49:27.000 He's like, whatever.

01:49:33.000 No, she's like, she jumps in and she fucking splashes it around.

01:49:36.000 That's kind of scary because she's not very tall.

01:49:37.000 She gets sucked up real easily.

01:49:39.000 Yeah, I know.

01:49:40.000 Potato in a wave.

01:49:41.000 It freaks me out.

01:49:42.000 But she's like, I'll do this.

01:49:44.000 I'm just saying anything you see the big corporate media promoting, they don't know what they're doing.

01:49:53.000 I've been around them, I've talked to them.

01:49:57.000 Oh, whoa.

01:49:58.000 Gotta get out of here.

01:49:59.000 I think the best part so far was him flipping out.

01:50:03.000 Lights.

01:50:04.000 I hope to one day be able to interview.

01:50:13.000 Oh, here we go, here we go.

01:50:14.000 Let's get some ass over here.

01:50:15.000 Let's clap some sheets.

01:50:20.000 I was really disappointed when I went to the podcast awards and he wasn't there.

01:50:24.000 I don't know if Joe Rogan and I would get along to you all.

01:50:29.000 He has said the Catholic Church is an oppressive institution.

01:50:33.000 That's probably what I would probably.

01:50:35.000 Yeah, but you see, here's the thing.

01:50:37.000 You and I still get along, and you know I do not respect the Catholic Church.

01:50:42.000 I'm asking about my ideal world.

01:50:47.000 I would be on Joe Rogan's side.

01:50:48.000 Well, here's the thing.

01:50:49.000 I may be Catholic.

01:50:50.000 I am not.

01:50:51.000 I did see him.

01:50:53.000 You can see plenty of critical artists.

01:50:56.000 Joe Rogan or we're friends with Joe Rogan?

01:50:59.000 Now it's getting interesting.

01:51:01.000 He was about to cuck about being Catholic.

01:51:05.000 Is about to say, Oh, I'm not actually a real Catholic.

01:51:08.000 Or something like that.

01:51:11.000 I see you in there, you dummy.

01:51:12.000 You think I can't see you?

01:51:14.000 Fuck!

01:51:16.000 Yeah, okay.

01:51:18.000 I got the kill, but at what cost?

01:51:20.000 How many people get shot in this country every year because someone just can't handle the pressure?

01:51:27.000 Like in front of the White House.

01:51:29.000 Just about 40 tringer figure, doesn't know what to do, just makes the wrong decision.

01:51:33.000 We don't blame us because you use a car.

01:51:40.000 But it is true that about half of them are suicides, but the rest is like people getting in.

01:51:54.000 And that was like four.

01:51:58.000 Do I have a.

01:51:59.000 We're safe. We're good. We're gooch.

01:51:59.000 Hello.

01:52:04.000 Ah.

01:52:05.000 Where's my other shields?

01:52:09.000 They had a whole road shut down.

01:52:14.000 Bruh.

01:52:16.000 Whoa.

01:52:17.000 Where'd he go?

01:52:18.000 There he is.

01:52:19.000 Oh, there's guys behind me too?

01:52:22.000 Fuck.

01:52:23.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:52:32.000 I got like four kills or something, so.

01:52:36.000 I got fourth place.

01:52:37.000 Not a bad round, but.

01:52:39.000 A little disappointing.

01:52:43.000 Yeah.

01:52:44.000 Where's he going?

01:52:45.000 Jews!

01:52:46.000 I'm like, oh, you better watch yourself.

01:52:49.000 I'm like, check yourself before I deck you.

01:52:51.000 Yeah.

01:52:54.000 This fucking bitch, dude.

01:52:58.000 This broad is real tough.

01:53:01.000 This busted broad is real tough.

01:53:03.000 Hey, Nick, you're not going to want to talk shit about the Jews around this broad.

01:53:09.000 She's real tough.

01:53:09.000 She'll deck you.

01:53:11.000 Don't even get her started.

01:53:13.000 She dated a white supremacist.

01:53:16.000 She's a whore.

01:53:17.000 She'll fuck you up, man.

01:53:18.000 She's seen things.

01:53:21.000 I swear, yeah, she's right.

01:53:28.000 Mainstream conservatives.

01:53:30.000 Yes.

01:53:31.000 It's true.

01:53:32.000 Thank you.

01:53:32.000 It's true.

01:53:34.000 Democrat Party.

01:53:37.000 Strange.

01:53:38.000 Party of Eugenics, Party of Margaret Zuckerberg.

01:53:47.000 Yes, thank you.

01:53:53.000 So don't lecture me, Spike Lee, about who I should vote for in 2020.

01:53:58.000 Thank you.

01:53:59.000 You're advocating for the party of the KKK, my friend.

01:54:01.000 I'm a poor Mexican chick that grew up in the fucking ghetto.

01:54:04.000 I can tell you.

01:54:05.000 Okay, let's be real here for a second, though.

01:54:08.000 The black figure Israelites are not representative of black people.

01:54:10.000 They are of the same color.

01:54:12.000 I will not use them for my talking points because they are nuts.

01:54:12.000 No, they are.

01:54:17.000 Yeah.

01:54:17.000 But the fact that Planned Parenthood targets poor people, poor minorities.

01:54:22.000 Absolutely.

01:54:23.000 Fucking 1000% true.

01:54:24.000 Totally.

01:54:26.000 Okay, I'm at 666 subscribers.

01:54:27.000 Please, someone else.

01:54:28.000 One more subscriber.

01:54:30.000 One more subscriber like that.

01:54:32.000 It makes me uncomfortable.

01:54:34.000 That was funny because at Riot Act, we were at 1,666 subscribers like an hour ago.

01:54:34.000 One more, please.

01:54:41.000 What is it with 666 being around there?

01:54:44.000 The highest my channel ever got was like 1000 subscribers.

01:54:48.000 The point is that I've literally.

01:54:52.000 That was the worst.

01:54:55.000 That moment was the worst thing I ever heard in my life.

01:55:01.000 Thank you.

01:55:02.000 Democrat parties with KKK.

01:55:04.000 Thank you.

01:55:06.000 And then Cassie interjecting about the Hebrew Israelites.

01:55:11.000 You know why.

01:55:13.000 What a joke.

01:55:14.000 I may not be a dog person, but I am the dog whisperer.

01:55:18.000 I don't think it's a unified front.

01:55:21.000 I'm the dog whisperer.

01:55:23.000 You're the barber whisperer.

01:55:24.000 I live streamed in the lecture night with someone for fun.

01:55:27.000 This is unbearable.

01:55:29.000 Yeah, you're telling me, lady.

01:55:31.000 That is it.

01:55:35.000 The maid with her feet on the coffee table.

01:55:42.000 Somebody get this help in line.

01:55:46.000 Get the maid in line, alright?

01:55:47.000 Hey, feet off the table, maid.

01:56:07.000 Thank you!

01:56:07.000 Yes!

01:56:08.000 Yeah, you do!

01:56:09.000 Alex Jones, ladies and gentlemen, we'll see you guys soon.

01:56:13.000 Woo!

01:56:14.000 Alright.

01:56:15.000 Pause it before I auto play.

01:56:17.000 You want to brand a fake bodybuilder?

01:56:26.000 Wanna press pause?

01:56:27.000 It's over.

01:56:28.000 Oh, yeah, I can.

01:56:29.000 Are we still alive?

01:56:31.000 Yes.

01:56:32.000 I just want to say that I'm never tweeting anything dumb like this ever again.

01:56:38.000 At least not for a thousand.

01:56:40.000 I should have done like 10 of that.

01:56:41.000 I'm never answering your phone call again.

01:56:44.000 Because we had that.

01:56:46.000 Okay, like an hour.

01:56:47.000 Y'all are hating on it, but I had a really good time.

01:56:50.000 I did have a great time.

01:56:51.000 This is the patriarchy talking, and the patriarchy had an amazing time with these ladies.

01:56:54.000 Me too.

01:56:55.000 Me too.

01:56:56.000 I had a great time.

01:56:57.000 So many of our friends stopped by, so I was like, that's awesome.

01:57:01.000 I know you're like hating on it, but like.

01:57:03.000 High five, everybody.

01:57:05.000 High five.

01:57:05.000 Good job.

01:57:06.000 But it was good.

01:57:08.000 It was a good time.

01:57:09.000 And I don't think that there's going to be another like four hour one.

01:57:13.000 You know?

01:57:13.000 No.

01:57:14.000 But if anybody has one that they really want us to do, something short.

01:57:14.000 No.

01:57:19.000 Send it to them.

01:57:22.000 Yes, short.

01:57:23.000 Below an hour.

01:57:26.000 Send it to them.

01:57:44.000 Pause it and react to it.

01:57:47.000 We talked over that.

01:57:49.000 Let's see what YouTube thinks.

01:57:53.000 They did repeat a lot, though.

01:57:55.000 A lot of the stuff that you missed, Lissy.

01:57:57.000 If you want to go listen to it, go listen to the full podcast on your own.

01:58:00.000 But they did repeat a lot.

01:58:02.000 So that's why it was five hours long.

01:58:05.000 Well, I'm not ever doing this again.

01:58:09.000 It was something this long.

01:58:10.000 But I had a really good time, and thank you all for tuning in.

01:58:13.000 You can go check out myself on loanconservative.com.

01:58:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:58:17.000 Bailey has her own YouTube channel.

01:58:19.000 If you want to plug it, check out Bailey Lynn Fitness to watch my stuff.

01:58:22.000 Stuff on Health and Fitness on YouTube.

01:58:25.000 Okay.

01:58:25.000 She wants to go look at her dog.

01:58:28.000 Just keep talking.

01:58:29.000 Paul has comedy skits that are really good.

01:58:32.000 Yes, Riot Act on YouTube.

01:58:34.000 Oh, I'm looking that up.

01:58:35.000 I'm looking that up right now.

01:58:37.000 No, I mean, I'll be on the Trump Report for After Buzz Networks next week.

01:58:43.000 And after that, I'm just kind of all over the place.

01:58:48.000 I will be doing various podcasts.

01:58:53.000 And if you want to follow me on Twitter at Ayazgirl at themaidgirl.com, Japanese animation thing.

01:59:05.000 Wow, it sounds really cool!

01:59:08.000 Yeah, thank you all for tuning in.

01:59:10.000 You're welcome.

01:59:11.000 And time to go to bed.

01:59:14.000 Good night.

01:59:15.000 Wow, that was great.

01:59:22.000 That was really good.

01:59:23.000 I'm glad we watched that together.

01:59:27.000 Stream over.

01:59:29.000 Man, bummer.

01:59:36.000 I think this is it.

01:59:37.000 I think this is his channel.

01:59:46.000 Google 911.

01:59:47.000 Ladies and gentlemen, last night our producers received what appears to be a tape of an actual 911 call placed by a Google executive to police.

01:59:55.000 Now that we've been able to verify its authenticity, we've decided to play it for you live.

02:00:00.000 This is not a hoax, and I will warn you, some of our viewers may find this disturbing.

02:00:06.000 911 emergency.

02:00:08.000 You have to come quick.

02:00:12.000 Oh, someone's been shot.

02:00:14.000 I'm hiding in the bushes near the Shanti Mantra Yoga Studio.

02:00:18.000 We're on our way, sir.

02:00:19.000 Can you tell me what happened?

02:00:21.000 I was just walking back to Google after my yoga lesson to prepare for my diversity seminar, and across the street I saw a mugging.

02:00:29.000 A fight broke out, so I hid in the bushes to film it.

02:00:31.000 Then suddenly one shot the other.

02:00:34.000 Please hurry, I'm very vulnerable and very fragile.

02:00:38.000 Can you describe the suspect?

02:00:39.000 What were they wearing?

02:00:41.000 A blue hoodie, dark jeans, and some white kids.

02:00:45.000 Were they male or female?

02:00:48.000 I heard the question.

02:00:48.000 Sir?

02:00:50.000 Were they male or female?

02:00:51.000 I won't answer that.

02:00:52.000 Why?

02:00:53.000 I can't assume their gender.

02:00:55.000 I'm sorry, what?

02:00:56.000 I can't assume they're gender!

02:00:57.000 Please calm down.

02:00:59.000 Somebody gets shot!

02:01:00.000 And you want to push your cis sexism on me?

02:01:02.000 Never mind.

02:01:03.000 You said you filmed it.

02:01:04.000 Did you get the suspect's face?

02:01:06.000 Yes.

02:01:07.000 Yes, I did.

02:01:07.000 Be sure to give that to police when they arrive.

02:01:09.000 But I deleted it.

02:01:10.000 You what?

02:01:11.000 I deleted the video.

02:01:12.000 Why did you delete the video, sir?

02:01:14.000 Are you seriously pushing me to perpetuate minority stereotypes right now?

02:01:19.000 So the suspect was a minority?

02:01:20.000 No, no, I didn't say that.

02:01:22.000 That's bigotry.

02:01:23.000 Okay.

02:01:24.000 When the police arrive.

02:01:25.000 Oh, no.

02:01:26.000 Oh no!

02:01:27.000 What?

02:01:27.000 What's happening?

02:01:28.000 They're circling back around.

02:01:30.000 I think they saw me.

02:01:31.000 Oh no!

02:01:32.000 The police are almost there.

02:01:34.000 Run into the yoga studio and lock the door.

02:01:36.000 No!

02:01:37.000 No locked doors!

02:01:38.000 No borders!

02:01:39.000 No walls!

02:01:41.000 Wait, hold on.

02:01:42.000 Sir, what are you doing?

02:01:44.000 I'll confront them with my Shiva Lingam stone.

02:01:46.000 The pranic energy will protect me.

02:01:48.000 Sir, please don't do that.

02:01:49.000 Om Reem Namah Shivaya!

02:01:51.000 You're fucked.

02:01:56.000 Okay, they're running away now.

02:02:00.000 They shouted MAGA at me.

02:02:02.000 MAGA, did you hear that?

02:02:04.000 I didn't hear that.

02:02:09.000 I don't know, man.

02:02:12.000 That was really great.

02:02:23.000 I would laugh if it wasn't so realistic.

02:02:26.000 Nailed it!

02:02:29.000 He should have used yoga fire to put the suspect on the defensive and then used yoga teleport to get away.

02:02:37.000 What a liberal utopia sounds like.

02:02:39.000 Yeah, good comment.

02:02:40.000 Mad men.

02:02:42.000 Google exec.

02:02:43.000 Okay, they're running away now.

02:02:44.000 They shouted mog at me.

02:02:46.000 Did you hear that?

02:02:47.000 Me.

02:02:47.000 I didn't hear that.

02:02:49.000 Laughing my ass off.

02:02:51.000 I need a sequel to this, please.

02:02:54.000 The accuracy, the actuality.

02:02:58.000 How can I petition this for an Oscar?

02:03:03.000 I'm a straight white male.

02:03:04.000 Is it okay for me to laugh at this?

02:03:11.000 Oh, no, This is what we need all day long and like a parody version of Saturday Night Live with all of you Steven Crowder, Owen Benjamin, Millennial Millie, all the great comedians, Terrence Williams, too.

02:03:29.000 Mock the liberals into submission.

02:03:32.000 Yeah.

02:03:33.000 Garrett.

02:03:34.000 Sounds legit to me.

02:03:36.000 Sad and funny.

02:03:38.000 I hope we never have to get to this point.

02:03:41.000 More realistic news than CNN.

02:03:42.000 It says patriotic justice.

02:03:46.000 The left are so easy to lampoon.

02:03:48.000 Virtue signaling, hypocritical, brain dead zombies.

02:03:52.000 Absolutely useless, except as the butt of jokes.

02:03:55.000 Well done.

02:03:56.000 The EU invasion policy and the Brexit vote would be good fodder, too.

02:04:06.000 Okay.

02:04:08.000 Let's watch this one.

02:04:08.000 How about this one?

02:04:10.000 This one's short, so let's take a look and see what they're talking about.

02:04:15.000 We interrupt this program to deliver you a special public service announcement from NBC.

02:04:22.000 We at NBC care deeply about diversity and racial sensitivity.

02:04:26.000 We were appalled when Megyn Kelly recently questioned whether it's okay to wear blackface or use dark makeup to impersonate a black person.

02:04:34.000 And she made her skin look darker than it really is, and people said that that was racist.

02:04:38.000 To be clear, oh, the game overlay, yeah.

02:04:41.000 Whoops, my bad.

02:04:44.000 My bad.

02:04:46.000 And like Fred Armisen did to play President Obama on NBC.

02:04:50.000 And like Fred Armisen did to play Prince on NBC.

02:04:53.000 And like Fred Armisen did to play David Patterson on NBC.

02:04:57.000 And like Jimmy Fallon did to play Chris Rock on NBC.

02:05:00.000 And like Ted Danson did after starring on Cheers on NBC.

02:05:04.000 And before starring in The Good Place on NBC.

02:05:07.000 And like Rachel Dolezal did during an interview.

02:05:13.000 That was very damning.

02:05:17.000 Wow.

02:05:24.000 Powerful stuff.

02:05:29.000 Subbed.

02:05:30.000 Hopefully, this is just the beginning.

02:05:33.000 LOL.

02:05:34.000 These guys are a riot.

02:05:37.000 This is great.

02:05:38.000 I'm subbing.

02:05:39.000 Let's see where this goes.

02:05:40.000 I don't know what that means.

02:05:43.000 This channel is going to be huge until it is banned.

02:05:47.000 Sub Liberty Constitution Republic US.

02:05:54.000 I. Hey, yo, what up, bro?

02:06:14.000 Hello, yikes department, my man.

02:06:19.000 So true.

02:06:29.000 Let's see.

02:06:29.000 This is the last one I'll watch of this riot.

02:06:33.000 We bring you now live to an emergency press conference at Space Force headquarters.

02:06:39.000 Calm down, calm down.

02:06:44.000 Calm down.

02:06:46.000 The asteroid has made a drastic change in its trajectory, and it's now on the direct collision course for Earth.

02:06:53.000 Is it Trump's fault?

02:06:55.000 No, it's not Trump's fault.

02:06:57.000 But we only have one shot to stop this thing.

02:07:00.000 Literally one human being on this planet that can stop this asteroid.

02:07:05.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dick Missile.

02:07:10.000 Thank you, nerd.

02:07:11.000 And don't worry, you're all in good hands.

02:07:14.000 As a kid, I worked in the coal mines with my daddy, so I know how to drill explosives into the rock.

02:07:19.000 My astrophysics degree from MIT will also help me to calculate how to blow it off course.

02:07:25.000 Dick Missile harassed me.

02:07:25.000 And my.

02:07:28.000 Excuse me?

02:07:29.000 He harassed me.

02:07:31.000 The sexual kind?

02:07:33.000 While we were working at Radio Shack?

02:07:35.000 Is this true?

02:07:36.000 Well, yes, between the coal mines and Space Force, I briefly worked at Radio Shack.

02:07:40.000 No, I'm talking about the harassment.

02:07:42.000 Is this true?

02:07:44.000 Of course not.

02:07:45.000 I would never.

02:07:46.000 It's true.

02:07:47.000 He alerted me and said, I would like to explore Uranus.

02:07:49.000 Oh, come on.

02:07:51.000 I was trying to be an astronaut.

02:07:52.000 He harassed me, too.

02:07:55.000 Uh oh, two accusers.

02:07:58.000 Look, I'm sorry if my behavior ever offended anyone, but that asteroid is coming, and I'm the only one who could stop it.

02:08:04.000 He should be fired.

02:08:06.000 Fire me?

02:08:07.000 But I can save the world.

02:08:09.000 Then what message are we sending to these little girls if we let you?

02:08:12.000 Fire him.

02:08:12.000 Yeah.

02:08:13.000 Yeah.

02:08:14.000 Fire him.

02:08:15.000 What do you think, nerd?

02:08:18.000 First of all, I liked how she couldn't pronounce the lines correctly because of her accent.

02:08:23.000 Reminds me of that NDE sketch with the black guy.

02:08:26.000 The police force has a zero tolerance policy for harassment, especially the sexual kind.

02:08:32.000 If the allegations are true, I have to fire you, Dick.

02:08:35.000 Uh, what do you mean if they're true?

02:08:37.000 Are you doubting these brave women?

02:08:40.000 Yeah, I didn't just stand here and be brave for nothing, buddy.

02:08:43.000 But there's no proof.

02:08:45.000 I don't know.

02:08:46.000 Dick Missile harassed me too, and I have a photo.

02:08:51.000 Three accusers.

02:08:53.000 When will it stop?

02:08:55.000 Dick Missile fondled my two boobs.

02:08:58.000 Both these boobs.

02:09:00.000 These boobs.

02:09:01.000 At the Circuit City Christmas party.

02:09:04.000 Dick?

02:09:05.000 Can you get the lines out, ma'am?

02:09:08.000 Some in our cell.

02:09:10.000 We love them.

02:09:10.000 Special.

02:09:11.000 Let's see the picture.

02:09:15.000 He said the only thing I love more than planes is motorboats.

02:09:20.000 And then he went.

02:09:22.000 I can't do it, but you get the idea.

02:09:25.000 Oh, come on, that photo could be anybody.

02:09:28.000 You're holding your ID.

02:09:31.000 Okay, okay, it's true.

02:09:33.000 I did it.

02:09:35.000 But I was 16 and it was a different time.

02:09:37.000 Are you really going to fire me and doom the whole world?

02:09:40.000 Dick?

02:09:40.000 Yeah.

02:09:42.000 I have to.

02:09:44.000 You might have been able to get away with this in the past, but now it's time for us to listen to the victims and punish the men.

02:09:53.000 Dick, you're fired.

02:09:56.000 Okay, you can fire me later after I heroically saved the world.

02:10:01.000 Uh, these women are the real heroes.

02:10:23.000 Topical.

02:10:30.000 I love all the.

02:10:31.000 Even better than the videos is the basic boomer takes in the comments.

02:10:36.000 Of course, funnier than today's SNL skits.

02:10:41.000 Rock and rolling Alan from Japan.

02:10:46.000 Let's see what his taste is.

02:10:47.000 Does he have any likes?

02:10:49.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:10:51.000 Oh, no, Baby boomer film lover.

02:11:01.000 This video will be demonetized for exciting hate against asteroids.

02:11:07.000 Good one.

02:11:08.000 Yeah, liberals are crazy like that.

02:11:12.000 Female sexuality, empowering.

02:11:14.000 Male sexuality, criminal.

02:11:16.000 Wow.

02:11:17.000 Thank you, free speech.

02:11:18.000 That is so true.

02:11:21.000 That's a really good point.

02:11:22.000 I never thought of it that way.

02:11:28.000 Red pill therapy.

02:11:31.000 What else?

02:11:32.000 I don't recognize anything else here.

02:11:35.000 Iman, the future.

02:11:35.000 Nice.

02:11:38.000 The realist philosopher.

02:11:40.000 Some really choice content here.

02:11:52.000 Soon the libtards will demand safe space on YouTube.

02:11:55.000 I like how it sounds like an immigrant wrote that.

02:11:58.000 Soon the libtards will demand safe space on YouTube.

02:12:02.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:12:03.000 The libtards are going crazy.

02:12:06.000 Bro, the libtards are going totally crazy.

02:12:11.000 They're going to have a safe space here.

02:12:15.000 Heh, safe space.

02:12:17.000 I see what you did there.

02:12:30.000 I like the suggestions too.

02:12:34.000 Should have had.

02:12:38.000 Hey, for future reference.

02:12:39.000 I'm going to bring you now live to an emergency press conference.

02:12:41.000 Pause.

02:12:42.000 For future reference, it's not should have, it's should have.

02:12:46.000 I know it sounds like should have, but it's should have.

02:12:52.000 Should have had an Obama look alike come up and take credit for stopping the asteroid just before showing it crashing into the earth.

02:13:00.000 Yeah, that would have been so funny if that happened.

02:13:04.000 But what if Obama came up and took credit, but the thing happened anyway?

02:13:04.000 Yeah.

02:13:11.000 That would be hilarious.

02:13:15.000 At least this guy's owning him.

02:13:17.000 You mean his husband, Michael?

02:13:18.000 Okay, this is actually based.

02:13:23.000 So historically accurate, it was mislabeled as comedy.

02:13:26.000 Alien Historians 2032.

02:13:31.000 Oh, that's our future, fellas.

02:13:33.000 That's the country.

02:13:34.000 Oh, hey, did somebody say, where's the.

02:13:37.000 Yeah, there it is.

02:13:39.000 Fina Gang.

02:13:41.000 Never upload again.

02:13:42.000 Well, he didn't really mention me, so I'm not going to like it.

02:13:46.000 Bruh moment.

02:13:47.000 Hey, Nick, what's up?

02:13:48.000 What's up with you?

02:13:48.000 Nothing much.

02:13:50.000 This is a cringe knicker nation.

02:13:51.000 Hell yeah.

02:13:58.000 All right.

02:14:00.000 All right.

02:14:00.000 Well, I don't.

02:14:03.000 I think that's good.

02:14:06.000 I think we've watched enough of this.

02:14:08.000 And I'm tired of it.

02:14:10.000 I'm tired of watching all this bad content.

02:14:15.000 How many videos?

02:14:16.000 Four videos in two months, huh?

02:14:18.000 Do you know how many videos I've done in two months?

02:14:21.000 Something like what?

02:14:24.000 40?

02:14:29.000 Check Cassie's tweets.

02:14:31.000 She's officially punished.

02:14:33.000 I'll take a look.

02:14:37.000 Let's go check it out, shall we?

02:14:40.000 Let's see, let's get some music in here while we're hanging out, huh?

02:14:56.000 Actually, you know what?

02:14:57.000 Why don't we do my boy on SoundCloud?

02:15:03.000 You guys know my guy who made, what do you call it, my theme music on the show?

02:15:12.000 Gonna bump one of his tracks.

02:15:16.000 Alright, so let's take a look.

02:15:18.000 Where can we find old Sheen Dimensions?

02:15:22.000 Hell no.

02:15:25.000 Let's see, let me pull it up.

02:15:36.000 I will never do that again.

02:15:37.000 Good night.

02:15:39.000 Make it end.

02:15:40.000 She's punished.

02:15:43.000 Punished Cassie Dillon.

02:15:48.000 A woman denied her live stream.

02:15:52.000 Abused by the Peanut Gallery.

02:15:57.000 Am I going on Trainwrecks podcast?

02:15:59.000 I don't know what that is.

02:16:13.000 Nick, raid Trainwrecks TV and tell him you want to debate Hassan on the show.

02:16:17.000 We'll get you a lot of viewers.

02:16:20.000 All right, I'll hit him up.

02:16:25.000 I'm not going to raid him.

02:16:26.000 Rating is against the TOS, I'm pretty sure, but let me take a look.

02:16:32.000 Are they live right now?

02:16:43.000 Okay, they got some big numbers here, huh?

02:16:51.000 Oh, followers only.

02:16:54.000 Alright, I'll drop a follow.

02:17:05.000 I gotta wait a minute.

02:17:08.000 Alright, I'll wait a minute.

02:17:23.000 Oh, raiding is a feature on Twitch?

02:17:30.000 Let me change the song.

02:17:31.000 I don't want this one.

02:17:33.000 There we go.

02:17:40.000 So, how do I raid then?

02:17:41.000 How do I do it?

02:17:44.000 Host him on Twitch?

02:17:45.000 How do I do that?

02:17:47.000 How do I do any of this?

02:18:08.000 I don't know what any of this means, alright?

02:18:14.000 Don't you'll go offline.

02:18:15.000 Oh, okay, alright, alright, alright.

02:18:16.000 I won't host, I won't host.

02:18:18.000 I don't even know how to do it, so.

02:18:20.000 I don't even know how to do it.

02:18:23.000 So, everybody relax.

02:18:24.000 Sheesh.

02:18:26.000 Sheesh.

02:18:30.000 Excuse me.

02:18:33.000 All right, whatever.

02:18:46.000 All right, I just posted something.

02:18:51.000 Just type us something to spam his chat.

02:18:54.000 Nick, don't.

02:18:55.000 He has ear pods on.

02:18:56.000 Oh, God.

02:18:57.000 When you end the stream, type host slash train wrecks TV in your chat, and then the people will raid and tell him to let you on the show.

02:19:06.000 Okay, I will do that when I end the stream.

02:19:11.000 He shows great content by not even being there.

02:19:13.000 Yeah, so true.

02:19:23.000 Oh, he's not even there, so.

02:19:25.000 Oh, there he is.

02:19:32.000 I'll ask him now.

02:19:32.000 I'll say no.

02:19:41.000 What's the other guy's name?

02:19:42.000 Hassan.

02:19:46.000 I'm sure he'll notice my comment here.

02:19:54.000 They say he's woke on the woman question.

02:19:58.000 Good night, big guy.

02:19:59.000 Thank you for the stream.

02:20:00.000 You're welcome.

02:20:00.000 Good night.

02:20:01.000 This is a fun stream.

02:20:09.000 I'm banned in the chat?

02:20:20.000 Hey, man, let me debate.

02:20:27.000 I'm not banned.

02:20:27.000 I just got to post a little comment there.

02:20:32.000 Let's hear what he has to say.

02:20:39.000 I don't think he can hear me.

02:20:50.000 I don't think he can see me, rather.

02:21:05.000 Who's this guy calling me a sodomite?

02:21:09.000 Bro, go away.

02:21:10.000 Okay, first of all, I remember that stream, and that is not true.

02:21:15.000 Okay, that is not true.

02:21:19.000 Turn him up.

02:21:20.000 He's already.

02:21:21.000 I'll turn the music down.

02:21:27.000 That is just not true, dude.

02:21:29.000 Okay.

02:21:31.000 I have hair.

02:21:32.000 Okay, dude.

02:21:33.000 That's a fact.

02:21:34.000 This is false.

02:21:35.000 Okay, there we go.

02:21:36.000 This is not edited whatsoever.

02:21:36.000 Nice.

02:21:38.000 Don't let Ape get away with a lie.

02:21:41.000 Once again, two different images that say they're real.

02:21:44.000 They're both different, therefore, they're both fake.

02:21:47.000 You understand that?

02:21:48.000 They're both fake.

02:21:49.000 100% fake.

02:21:52.000 Trimix exposed times two.

02:21:57.000 We've already looked at this.

02:21:59.000 Wait, no.

02:22:03.000 How do I have this clicked?

02:22:19.000 Why do I have this clicked?

02:22:26.000 Someone must have linked this on Discord or something.

02:22:29.000 No, we've already read this.

02:22:32.000 There's got to be something more interesting, Nick.

02:22:35.000 Yeah.

02:22:36.000 I don't know.

02:22:38.000 I think I'm just going to host this guy and we'll see if we can post a thread on his sub.

02:22:46.000 I didn't get into ASU through playing soccer.

02:22:49.000 What?

02:22:51.000 Does he have Twitter?

02:22:52.000 Why don't I just hit him up on Twitter?

02:22:56.000 They have a club team.

02:22:58.000 Let me see.

02:22:58.000 Let me pull him up on Twitter, see if he's there.

02:23:01.000 I got into UCSD.

02:23:04.000 Trainwrecks?

02:23:10.000 Doesn't look like he has Twitter.

02:23:13.000 Oh, yeah, he does.

02:23:15.000 Oh, okay.

02:23:16.000 Trainwrecks TV.

02:23:18.000 Oh, once again, dude, you should have done your research, bro.

02:23:21.000 UCSD, not UCLA.

02:23:24.000 Okay, UCSD, not UCLA.

02:23:28.000 Yikes, dude.

02:23:30.000 And even if this was true, indictment and college admission scam.

02:23:34.000 Okay, dude, that's just.

02:23:35.000 What a terrible post.

02:23:38.000 Really worried about Train.

02:23:39.000 His bald spot keeps growing.

02:23:42.000 Dude, it's obvious through Photoshop you did this.

02:23:44.000 It's so obvious you did this through Photoshop.

02:23:46.000 Dude, why is everything wavy and curvy, huh?

02:23:50.000 Why is everything wavy and curvy?

02:23:52.000 Have you asked yourself that?

02:23:56.000 It's literally just such a fake picture.

02:23:58.000 Do I look like I do Coke, dude?

02:24:00.000 Do I look like I do Coke, dude?

02:24:01.000 Do I?

02:24:02.000 Do I?

02:24:12.000 All right.

02:24:13.000 Yeah, I think I'm going to call it a night.

02:24:14.000 It's 1 a.m.

02:24:16.000 How long have we been live for?

02:24:22.000 Let me take a look and see.

02:24:23.000 How trained triggers Destiny and Hassan during podcasts?

02:24:29.000 We have been live for, oh, only two hours, right?

02:24:34.000 Okay, dude.

02:24:35.000 This is just so sick.

02:24:36.000 Oh, like an hour and a half.

02:24:37.000 I feel like it was longer.

02:24:38.000 Whoever.

02:24:40.000 Whoever.

02:24:43.000 But whatever.

02:24:44.000 Ugh!

02:24:47.000 I was mistaken exactly where some of the threats happened.

02:24:55.000 I'm sure.

02:24:56.000 I need a massage, man.

02:24:57.000 My back, my neck.

02:25:00.000 My neck is all screwed up.

02:25:04.000 I got to tell you, my neck is jazzed up lately.

02:25:08.000 I've been getting these horrible tension headaches because of my neck.

02:25:13.000 So, what I need is a catboy to come give me a massage.

02:25:19.000 That's what I need.

02:25:20.000 I'm getting old.

02:25:22.000 I'm getting to become an old man.

02:25:27.000 All right.

02:25:28.000 It's so crazy how you can hear anything you want if you think about it.

02:25:32.000 It's just a sneeze.

02:25:34.000 It's literally just a sneeze.

02:25:37.000 Gotta lay down.

02:25:38.000 All right.

02:25:39.000 This is just dumb.

02:25:40.000 All right.

02:25:41.000 Yeah, I'm going to call it a night.

02:25:43.000 But hey, thanks everybody for watching.

02:25:46.000 Thanks for coming and chilling with us.

02:25:48.000 Peanut Gang, represent.

02:25:49.000 Peanut Gang, we out here.

02:25:51.000 Thanks to all the peanut heads.

02:25:54.000 For joining us, it's been fun.

02:25:57.000 Well, actually, it wasn't fun.

02:25:58.000 It sucked.

02:25:59.000 But, you know, shared anguish is what builds relationships, right?

02:26:06.000 Shared strife.

02:26:07.000 So, we got through it.

02:26:09.000 But that's going to do it for us.

02:26:10.000 I'll be back on America First tomorrow.

02:26:12.000 Hopefully, no interruptions.

02:26:13.000 I don't think we'll have any issues.

02:26:15.000 But we'll be back tomorrow.

02:26:16.000 I'll be reading all the super chats that I missed tonight and yesterday.

02:26:24.000 So, stick around.

02:26:25.000 Stay tuned tomorrow.

02:26:26.000 But we'll see you.

02:26:27.000 Until then, have a great rest of your evening.

02:26:29.000 Thanks for watching.

02:26:30.000 Hope you enjoyed.

02:26:33.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

02:26:40.000 It's going to be only America first.

02:26:43.000 America first.

02:26:46.000 First

02:27:24.000 Wherever you go.

02:27:27.000 However you go.

02:27:28.000 For energy on the go, it's got to be five hour energy.

02:27:32.000 Works fast, works long, tastes good.

02:27:35.000 Five hour energy.

02:27:37.000 Energy on the go.

02:27:39.000 Lion cup, lion cup, lion cup, lion cup, lion cup.

02:28:11.000 He doesn't get it.

02:28:13.000 You don't get it either.

02:28:15.000 Line of Coke.

02:28:17.000 Line of Coke?

02:28:18.000 But why would this be Coke?

02:28:20.000 Line of Cup.

02:28:22.000 Line of Coke.

02:28:23.000 Line plus Coke.

02:28:24.000 Line plus Cub.

02:28:26.000 Lion cup.

02:28:27.000 Lion mug.

02:28:28.000 Lion coffee.

02:28:32.000 How could it be Lion Cuck?

02:28:34.000 How is this Cuck?

02:28:35.000 I don't get it.

02:28:37.000 Oh, Line of Cocoa.

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - March 13, 2019

Nick @ Nite - Twitch - Cool Girly Wine Party

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