Asatru Folk Assembly - If You Give a Moose a Muffin (Academy Storytime)

00:00:00.000 hey boys and girls we are back for another story time with the Ossetru Academy now this time

00:00:29.560 i've got to make a very special shout out because there's a couple kids out there that were asking

00:00:37.200 for me to come read them a story and well i had to do it for them so madeline russell veda

00:00:47.360 here's your story okay now you got to be good kids and the rest of you guys everybody's got

00:00:54.120 to behave so we can listen to our story, okay? All right. So today, we're going to find out

00:01:01.820 what happens if you give a moose a muffin. And before we can do that, you remember the trick?

00:01:10.100 I've got to become really, really small so you can see the book. All righty. So again,

00:01:16.980 we're going to count. One, two, three. All righty. Yay. I'm down here. Hi. All right. So now let's

00:01:30.120 find out what happens if you give a moose a muffin. If you give a moose a muffin,

00:01:38.220 he'll want some jam to go with it.

00:01:43.100 So you'll bring out some of your mother's homemade blackberry jam.

00:01:49.120 When he's finished eating the muffin, he'll want another, and another, and another.

00:01:58.280 When they're all gone, he'll ask you to make more.

00:02:03.200 You'll have to go to the store to get some muffin mix.

00:02:08.220 He'll want to go with you.

00:02:11.020 When he opens the door and feels how chilly it is, he'll ask to borrow a sweater.

00:02:20.220 When he puts the sweater on, he'll notice one of the buttons is loose.

00:02:26.460 He'll ask for a needle and thread.

00:02:29.840 He'll start sewing.

00:02:32.460 The button will remind him of the puppets his grandmother used to make.

00:02:36.740 So he'll ask for some old socks.

00:02:42.700 When they're done, he'll want to put on a puppet show.

00:02:47.380 But first, he'll make the sock puppets.

00:02:52.580 He'll need some cardboard and paints.

00:02:56.480 Then he'll ask to help make the scenery.

00:03:01.940 When the scenery is finished, he'll get behind the couch.

00:03:05.400 but his antlers will stick out.

00:03:08.960 Still, he'll ask for something to cover them up.

00:03:13.140 You'll bring him a sheet from your bed.

00:03:16.520 When he sees the sheet, he'll remember.

00:03:19.860 He wants to be a ghost for Halloween.

00:03:23.500 He'll try it on and shout,

00:03:27.640 Boo!

00:03:30.020 It'll scare him so much he'll knock over the paints.

00:03:35.400 So he'll use the sheets to clean up the mess.

00:03:42.820 Then he'll ask for some soap to wash it out.

00:03:47.900 He'll probably want to hang the sheet up to dry.

00:03:52.580 He'll go outside to put it on the clothesline.

00:03:55.320 When he's out in the yard, he'll see your mother's blackberry bushes.

00:04:02.880 the blackberries will remind him of her jam. He'll probably ask you for some and chances are

00:04:13.760 if you give him the jam he'll want a muffin to go with it.

00:04:20.640 Alrighty kids that is all we have today. Guess what if you give a moose a muffin

00:04:27.680 a lot of fun stuff happens but first you get to make a do a sweater you get to have a puppet show

00:04:39.560 and then you gotta give them another muffin oh my so here's what you get to do you get to go

00:04:47.940 home if you're already home you get to rummage through the fridge and see if you could find

00:04:54.140 some jam because if you could find the jam guess what mom's got to make you some muffins

00:05:00.380 all righty kids well i appreciated so much that y'all came and hanged out with me today

00:05:07.760 y'all have fun and i'll see you next time for another story okay bye

00:05:24.140 We'll be right back.

Asatru Folk Assembly - December 05, 2023

If You Give a Moose a Muffin (Academy Storytime)

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