Asatru Folk Assembly - Schnitzel (Academy Storytime)

Four stray dogs find out that their friend Schnitzel has gone to jail and they have to figure out a way to get him out, but they don t know how to get to the last resort, which is a pet resort.

00:00:00.000 So, schnitzel, we all were scratching at our fleas

00:00:26.660 When Tank walked in the gang's biggies, he spat out both his doggie chews,

00:00:35.280 Then said, I've got some lousy news.

00:00:40.460 Schnitzel's gone to jail, so now we've got to get him out somehow.

00:00:47.220 We knew we had hard work ahead, the four of us in that old shed.

00:00:53.300 Dingo, Moxie, Tank and me, Four stray dogs who love to be free.

00:01:02.420 But Schnitzel, collared, bound and tagged, Was last seen yelping, being dragged,

00:01:10.320 To a place called The Last Resort.

00:01:14.140 We howled when we heard this report.

00:01:19.220 From learning how our fellow stray had gotten caught and put away, we knew without a single

00:01:27.060 doubt that he'd want us to break him out.

00:01:32.120 We huddled up and made a plan.

00:01:35.360 Tank said he would drive the van.

00:01:38.060 Well, I said, a problem here is that we're dogs.

00:01:45.740 How will you steer?

00:01:49.100 said tank we'll take the bus dingo get some tickets for us dingo briskly wagged his tail

00:02:00.940 then i made maps that showed the jail since tank's a whiz at picking locks and moxie tops

00:02:10.060 at chewing socks we figured we were just the pack to bring our friend old schnitzel back 0.74

00:02:19.100 I made us up the best disguises, moustaches in different sizes, we snuck in without a hitch, one room contained our friend, but witch, we all tried not to show our fear, and then, hey guys, he's over here.

00:02:42.860 But when was this? We were confused, for Schnitzel didn't seem abused.

00:02:51.860 The mutt had cushions in this place, and an oatmeal facial on his face.

00:02:58.860 Schnitzel gave us all a tour, the mud bath and the pawdicure.

00:03:06.860 A big steak lunch? This was bizarre. This wasn't jail, it was a spa.

00:03:16.180 Hey guys, he said, you look so vexed. Stay a bit, dog yoga's next.

00:03:25.300 We had it wrong. We came up short. This place was just a pet resort. 0.99

00:03:32.620 so schnitzel didn't want to flee i'm done he said with being free to always frets you're being fed

00:03:45.180 and shivering at some old shed and so we left him see you guys he woofed cucumbers on his eyes

00:03:56.380 Back to our shed and doggy chews, But you won't hear us bark the blues.

00:04:04.780 Maybe lunches aren't so fancy, Maybe life's a bit more chancy,

00:04:13.660 But at least we aren't tied down, A leash would only make us frown.

00:04:20.140 Dingo, Moxie, Tank, and me, We don't have much, but we are free.

00:04:26.380 the end

00:04:29.380 yeah we get to hear about the doggies

00:04:39.220 I think they're pretty cool

00:04:42.940 they all join together and we can learn a bit

00:04:49.220 because guess what some of our values

00:04:53.380 some of our virtues, like industriousness, how they all use their skills and their talents

00:05:03.580 to work together and solve a problem. They had to figure out what was wrong,

00:05:11.840 and then they had to figure out how they could fix it. So they got together and they thought

00:05:18.840 about driving a van, but then they realized they were dogs. Dogs can't drive, but that's

00:05:25.040 okay, because they could take the bus, and that's pretty cool. But I think it's pretty

00:05:33.100 nifty, and you know, in the end, they were all happy, even if they weren't in the same

00:05:38.540 place. They could still talk to their friend, so in the end, it's okay.

00:05:48.840 We'll see you next time.

Asatru Folk Assembly - November 13, 2023

Schnitzel (Academy Storytime)

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