Asatru Folk Assembly - November 14, 2023


Armadillo Rodeo (Academy Storytime)

Hosted by
Steve McNallen
Mentioned
Harmony Jean Beau Howdy H. Bo Marmadillo
Schnitzel (Academy Storytime) Sunny Meadows Woodland School (Academy Storytime)

Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

101.01

Word count

1,320

Sentence count

114

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

sentences flagged

Toxicity

1

sentences flagged

Hate speech

2

sentences flagged


Summary

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The adventures of a little armadillo in Jan Brett's Armadillo Rodeo. Today we re going to hear about the adventures of Bo the Little Armadillos, and his adventures in the Texas Hill Country.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Today, we're going to hear about the adventures of a little armadillo in Jan Brett's Armadillo
00:00:28.020 Rodeo. Armadillos, one, two, three. Bo, let's go. Ma Armadillo called to her boys as they headed out
00:00:43.280 to dig deep in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Stay close. Her boys didn't see too well,
00:00:59.140 just like all armadillos, and she didn't want to lose them, especially Bo, who was always
00:01:05.780 wandering off one two three bow don't go getting distracted on me but bow already was he was
00:01:16.100 looking at a lizard that bow he's so curious he catches sight of that lizard and here goes his
00:01:30.500 mama with the other little armadillos. Curious as always, Bo followed the lizard down to Can Creek
00:01:41.620 just as Harmony Jean came sliding down the bank from the curly H, wearing her brand new boots. 0.99
00:01:48.780 Pointy-toed, high-heeled, hand-tooled, chili pepper red boots with fancy cutwork, tall tops,
00:01:55.940 and a curly H brand.
00:01:58.220 She was here to scuff them up.
00:02:00.460 Today was rodeo day, 1.00
00:02:02.360 and Harmony Jean was not about to ride in a barrel race 1.00
00:02:05.600 looking like a tenderfoot in new boots. 1.00
00:02:12.980 There's Bo running after that lizard.
00:02:16.760 And there's Harmony Jean. 1.00
00:02:18.560 Look what bright red boots. 1.00
00:02:21.360 And there's Ma Armadillo with her other baby armadillos. 0.98
00:02:25.940 she found a muddy place and hopped and splashed until her boots had a worn lived-in look please
00:02:34.560 she whooped and hollered look at me won't you just look at me beau's ears perked up at the
00:02:41.960 sound of that pretty voice he lifted his head and squinted what he saw was all that red leather
00:02:49.720 shimmering and prancing over the creek bed.
00:02:52.820 Why, for sure.
00:02:54.540 It looked to Bo as if he'd found a friend,
00:02:57.480 a rip-roaring, rootin' tootin' shiny red armadillo.
00:03:01.880 Bo grinned.
00:03:03.080 Howdy, he shouted.
00:03:09.840 There on the sides, we see the other armadillos.
00:03:12.820 I think they're digging for food. 0.94
00:03:15.320 And there's Harmony Jean in those red boots splashing in the water.
00:03:20.600 And Bo thinks he's found a friend. 0.72
00:03:25.580 Harmony Jean, job done, lit off through the back 40 to the curly H.
00:03:31.580 Bo never looked back.
00:03:33.520 He blinked and squinted as he trundled after his bright red friend as fast as he could go.
00:03:39.440 Wait up, he called.
00:03:41.460 Back at the creek, his mama switched a near.
00:03:44.460 Is that hollerin' one of my boys, she asked.
00:03:48.660 Armadillos, one, two, three.
00:03:51.760 Oh, no, Beau, he done it again.
00:03:57.960 There goes Beau after Harmony Jean.
00:04:02.220 And there are some folks coming by on horses.
00:04:06.240 And Ma Armadillo, she realizes that she's missing her beau. 1.00
00:04:11.680 What a little rascal. 0.96
00:04:15.460 Bo arrived at the rodeo just as Harmony Jean was swinging a leg up on her pony's spotlight.
00:04:22.480 He saw the perky nose and silvery tail of the red armadillo leaping up ahead of him.
00:04:28.240 Wait for me, Bo called.
00:04:30.060 when spotlight felt bow on his back he gave a hopping buck harmony gene stayed aboard
00:04:50.780 but bow was tossed high in the air the little armadillo landed in the dust as he unrolled
00:04:58.120 he smiled, brushed himself off, and shouted,
00:05:01.980 Hey, partner, you're my kind of friend.
00:05:07.960 There's poor Bo getting bucked off of that horse.
00:05:13.780 And there's Marmadillo.
00:05:17.340 Maybe she's going and asking the other animals if they've seen her Bo.
00:05:22.940 That looks like maybe a roadrunner and a coyote.
00:05:28.120 Bo tried to catch sight of that rootin' tootin' red armadillo, but he had to move fast.
00:05:37.220 As he zigged and zagged across the arena, Ma Armadillo, with her three boys, was hot
00:05:43.500 on his trail, asking everyone she met if they'd seen her Bo.
00:05:54.080 Look at that man riding on the big bull.
00:05:58.120 And there's Ma Armadillo. She meets a rattlesnake and some sort of deer, asking around if anybody has seen her bow.
00:06:13.960 Bo was still looking when he saw the armadillo headed for the barbecue.
00:06:19.720 I'm right behind you, Bo called. 1.00
00:06:28.840 There's Harmony Jean. Looks like she's got a nice plate of food. 1.00
00:06:34.520 And Bo's right after her. 0.99
00:06:38.400 And there on the sides we see Ma Armadillo. 0.97
00:06:42.040 It looks like she's talking to some sort of wild pig.
00:06:46.400 And maybe a jackrabbit of some sort.
00:06:48.800 but before he could catch up the armadillo disappeared under the blue checked tablecloth
00:07:00.380 Bo dove after him and peered around his friend was nibbling on something green so Bo ambled over
00:07:07.880 and took a big bite it was a red hot bright green jalapeno pepper his mouth on fire Bo ran out and
00:07:18.020 doused his head in lemonade to stop the burn delicious he gulped what's next
00:07:33.780 have you ever eaten a hot pepper poor little armadillo's mouth must really be on fire
00:07:40.580 are. And there goes Ma Armadillo, looking for Bo. She's met some sort of longhorn. 0.99
00:07:53.980 Chow time over, the cowhands got out their fiddles, and everyone went into the barn for a
00:08:00.060 little dancing. Bo struggled to see his pal. Finally, he spotted a flash of red right in
00:08:07.040 middle of all those stomping feet. Bo two-stepped toward his frisky new friend and cut in. 0.62
00:08:21.360 And there's Marmadillo asking a horse
00:08:26.880 where her Bo is. 1.00
00:08:28.160 Harmony Jean went tap slide tap with her right foot then heel stomped high kicked with her left 1.00
00:08:38.540 and Bo was hurled high in the air as he landed in the hayloft he let out a rebel yell 1.00
00:08:45.380 not far away Ma Armadillo heard the commotion that's my Bo she cried
00:08:58.820 There's Bo flying through the air as everybody's dancing.
00:09:03.800 And it looks like Ma Armadillo and her other Armadillo babies have gotten into a hat over there on the side.
00:09:16.040 By the time Bo made it down the hay chute, the dance floor was empty.
00:09:21.280 Harmony Jean and her friends had settled around the campfire.
00:09:24.860 She looked down at her boots.
00:09:27.400 They were starting to pinch.
00:09:29.820 She slipped them off and tossed them behind her.
00:09:41.660 That looks like a lot of fun sitting around the campfire.
00:09:45.940 And here comes Bo after his friend.
00:09:49.920 It looks like Marmadillo is looking in a big pitcher and around some flowers.
00:09:56.840 Bo bounded up to a pointy-toed, high-heeled, hand-tooled, chili pepper red boot.
00:10:07.720 Howdy, he said. You're a mighty hard fellow to keep up with. My name's Bo. What's yours?
00:10:15.120 His new friend didn't answer. Bo stepped even closer. He could see the perky nose and the shy
00:10:22.720 smile. What's next? He asked. Here's Beau trying to make conversation with his new friend.
00:10:35.600 And there's Ma Armadillo with the other armadillos on the sides. They've gotten into a wheel spoke
00:10:42.960 there. But instead of answering, his friend fell over. Plop! And Bo was left looking down and
00:10:54.220 opening. He stuck his head in and sniffed. It didn't smell like an armadillo. He poked his
00:11:01.860 nose against the leather. It didn't feel like an armadillo. He squinted up close. It didn't even
00:11:09.960 looked like an armadillo. Nose in the air, he wailed, you're not an armadillo. Not far away,
00:11:18.180 the sharp ears of his ma recognized the voice of her boy. His three brothers heard him too.
00:11:25.000 Their search was over. Boys, let's go get Bo and head on home.
00:11:29.800 Poor Bo, realizing that his friend is not an armadillo.
00:11:43.040 Ma Armadillo must be relieved to find her boy.
00:11:47.840 Time to sleep, Bo, his Ma said.
00:11:50.980 We have to go out and dig tomorrow.
00:11:54.040 Yes, Ma. 0.98
00:11:55.580 But Bo's thinking about the curly H.
00:11:58.180 He knows that whenever he wants a change, he can mosey on down for some red-hot chili pepper excitement, and his ma will always be there to bring him home.
00:12:11.380 Here's Ma Armadillo curled up to sleep with her boys, and there's Bo in the middle. It looks like he got a little bandana on his adventure.
00:12:22.040 What did you think of that rascally little armadillo and his adventure? That was quite
00:12:30.380 the excitement for him. I hope you enjoyed Armadillo Rodeo and we'll see you next time.
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