Asatru Folk Assembly - November 14, 2023


Armadillo Rodeo (Academy Storytime)


Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

101.01

Word count

1,320

Sentence count

110

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

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Toxicity

1

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Hate speech

2

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Summary

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The adventures of a little armadillo in Jan Brett's Armadillo Rodeo. Today we re going to hear about the adventures of Bo the Little Armadillos, and his adventures in the Texas Hill Country.

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00:00:00.000 Today, we're going to hear about the adventures of a little armadillo in Jan Brett's Armadillo
00:00:28.020 Rodeo. Armadillos, one, two, three. Bo, let's go. Ma Armadillo called to her boys as they headed out
00:00:43.280 to dig deep in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Stay close. Her boys didn't see too well,
00:00:59.140 just like all armadillos, and she didn't want to lose them, especially Bo, who was always
00:01:05.780 wandering off one two three bow don't go getting distracted on me but bow already was he was
00:01:16.100 looking at a lizard that bow he's so curious he catches sight of that lizard and here goes his
00:01:30.500 mama with the other little armadillos. Curious as always, Bo followed the lizard down to Can Creek
00:01:41.620 just as Harmony Jean came sliding down the bank from the curly H, wearing her brand new boots. 0.99
00:01:48.780 Pointy-toed, high-heeled, hand-tooled, chili pepper red boots with fancy cutwork, tall tops,
00:01:55.940 and a curly H brand.
00:01:58.220 She was here to scuff them up.
00:02:00.460 Today was rodeo day, 1.00
00:02:02.360 and Harmony Jean was not about to ride in a barrel race 1.00
00:02:05.600 looking like a tenderfoot in new boots. 1.00
00:02:12.980 There's Bo running after that lizard.
00:02:16.760 And there's Harmony Jean. 1.00
00:02:18.560 Look what bright red boots. 1.00
00:02:21.360 And there's Ma Armadillo with her other baby armadillos. 0.98
00:02:25.940 she found a muddy place and hopped and splashed until her boots had a worn lived-in look please
00:02:34.560 she whooped and hollered look at me won't you just look at me beau's ears perked up at the
00:02:41.960 sound of that pretty voice he lifted his head and squinted what he saw was all that red leather
00:02:49.720 shimmering and prancing over the creek bed.
00:02:52.820 Why, for sure.
00:02:54.540 It looked to Bo as if he'd found a friend,
00:02:57.480 a rip-roaring, rootin' tootin' shiny red armadillo.
00:03:01.880 Bo grinned.
00:03:03.080 Howdy, he shouted.
00:03:09.840 There on the sides, we see the other armadillos.
00:03:12.820 I think they're digging for food. 0.94
00:03:15.320 And there's Harmony Jean in those red boots splashing in the water.
00:03:20.600 And Bo thinks he's found a friend. 0.72
00:03:25.580 Harmony Jean, job done, lit off through the back 40 to the curly H.
00:03:31.580 Bo never looked back.
00:03:33.520 He blinked and squinted as he trundled after his bright red friend as fast as he could go.
00:03:39.440 Wait up, he called.
00:03:41.460 Back at the creek, his mama switched a near.
00:03:44.460 Is that hollerin' one of my boys, she asked.
00:03:48.660 Armadillos, one, two, three.
00:03:51.760 Oh, no, Beau, he done it again.
00:03:57.960 There goes Beau after Harmony Jean.
00:04:02.220 And there are some folks coming by on horses.
00:04:06.240 And Ma Armadillo, she realizes that she's missing her beau. 1.00
00:04:11.680 What a little rascal. 0.96
00:04:15.460 Bo arrived at the rodeo just as Harmony Jean was swinging a leg up on her pony's spotlight.
00:04:22.480 He saw the perky nose and silvery tail of the red armadillo leaping up ahead of him.
00:04:28.240 Wait for me, Bo called.
00:04:30.060 when spotlight felt bow on his back he gave a hopping buck harmony gene stayed aboard
00:04:50.780 but bow was tossed high in the air the little armadillo landed in the dust as he unrolled
00:04:58.120 he smiled, brushed himself off, and shouted,
00:05:01.980 Hey, partner, you're my kind of friend.
00:05:07.960 There's poor Bo getting bucked off of that horse.
00:05:13.780 And there's Marmadillo.
00:05:17.340 Maybe she's going and asking the other animals if they've seen her Bo.
00:05:22.940 That looks like maybe a roadrunner and a coyote.
00:05:28.120 Bo tried to catch sight of that rootin' tootin' red armadillo, but he had to move fast.
00:05:37.220 As he zigged and zagged across the arena, Ma Armadillo, with her three boys, was hot
00:05:43.500 on his trail, asking everyone she met if they'd seen her Bo.
00:05:54.080 Look at that man riding on the big bull.
00:05:58.120 And there's Ma Armadillo. She meets a rattlesnake and some sort of deer, asking around if anybody has seen her bow.
00:06:13.960 Bo was still looking when he saw the armadillo headed for the barbecue.
00:06:19.720 I'm right behind you, Bo called. 1.00
00:06:28.840 There's Harmony Jean. Looks like she's got a nice plate of food. 1.00
00:06:34.520 And Bo's right after her. 0.99
00:06:38.400 And there on the sides we see Ma Armadillo. 0.97
00:06:42.040 It looks like she's talking to some sort of wild pig.
00:06:46.400 And maybe a jackrabbit of some sort.
00:06:48.800 but before he could catch up the armadillo disappeared under the blue checked tablecloth
00:07:00.380 Bo dove after him and peered around his friend was nibbling on something green so Bo ambled over
00:07:07.880 and took a big bite it was a red hot bright green jalapeno pepper his mouth on fire Bo ran out and
00:07:18.020 doused his head in lemonade to stop the burn delicious he gulped what's next
00:07:33.780 have you ever eaten a hot pepper poor little armadillo's mouth must really be on fire
00:07:40.580 are. And there goes Ma Armadillo, looking for Bo. She's met some sort of longhorn. 0.99
00:07:53.980 Chow time over, the cowhands got out their fiddles, and everyone went into the barn for a
00:08:00.060 little dancing. Bo struggled to see his pal. Finally, he spotted a flash of red right in
00:08:07.040 middle of all those stomping feet. Bo two-stepped toward his frisky new friend and cut in. 0.62
00:08:21.360 And there's Marmadillo asking a horse
00:08:26.880 where her Bo is. 1.00
00:08:28.160 Harmony Jean went tap slide tap with her right foot then heel stomped high kicked with her left 1.00
00:08:38.540 and Bo was hurled high in the air as he landed in the hayloft he let out a rebel yell 1.00
00:08:45.380 not far away Ma Armadillo heard the commotion that's my Bo she cried
00:08:58.820 There's Bo flying through the air as everybody's dancing.
00:09:03.800 And it looks like Ma Armadillo and her other Armadillo babies have gotten into a hat over there on the side.
00:09:16.040 By the time Bo made it down the hay chute, the dance floor was empty.
00:09:21.280 Harmony Jean and her friends had settled around the campfire.
00:09:24.860 She looked down at her boots.
00:09:27.400 They were starting to pinch.
00:09:29.820 She slipped them off and tossed them behind her.
00:09:41.660 That looks like a lot of fun sitting around the campfire.
00:09:45.940 And here comes Bo after his friend.
00:09:49.920 It looks like Marmadillo is looking in a big pitcher and around some flowers.
00:09:56.840 Bo bounded up to a pointy-toed, high-heeled, hand-tooled, chili pepper red boot.
00:10:07.720 Howdy, he said. You're a mighty hard fellow to keep up with. My name's Bo. What's yours?
00:10:15.120 His new friend didn't answer. Bo stepped even closer. He could see the perky nose and the shy
00:10:22.720 smile. What's next? He asked. Here's Beau trying to make conversation with his new friend.
00:10:35.600 And there's Ma Armadillo with the other armadillos on the sides. They've gotten into a wheel spoke
00:10:42.960 there. But instead of answering, his friend fell over. Plop! And Bo was left looking down and
00:10:54.220 opening. He stuck his head in and sniffed. It didn't smell like an armadillo. He poked his
00:11:01.860 nose against the leather. It didn't feel like an armadillo. He squinted up close. It didn't even
00:11:09.960 looked like an armadillo. Nose in the air, he wailed, you're not an armadillo. Not far away,
00:11:18.180 the sharp ears of his ma recognized the voice of her boy. His three brothers heard him too.
00:11:25.000 Their search was over. Boys, let's go get Bo and head on home.
00:11:29.800 Poor Bo, realizing that his friend is not an armadillo.
00:11:43.040 Ma Armadillo must be relieved to find her boy.
00:11:47.840 Time to sleep, Bo, his Ma said.
00:11:50.980 We have to go out and dig tomorrow.
00:11:54.040 Yes, Ma. 0.98
00:11:55.580 But Bo's thinking about the curly H.
00:11:58.180 He knows that whenever he wants a change, he can mosey on down for some red-hot chili pepper excitement, and his ma will always be there to bring him home.
00:12:11.380 Here's Ma Armadillo curled up to sleep with her boys, and there's Bo in the middle. It looks like he got a little bandana on his adventure.
00:12:22.040 What did you think of that rascally little armadillo and his adventure? That was quite
00:12:30.380 the excitement for him. I hope you enjoyed Armadillo Rodeo and we'll see you next time.
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