Asatru Folk Assembly - November 15, 2023


Sunny Meadows Woodland School (Academy Storytime)


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

100.15369

Word count

782

Sentence count

52

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

4

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Summary

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 so this is all about the sunny meadows woodland school and their school trip
00:00:25.580 Let's see if we can find out what kind of adventure they get into.
00:00:31.980 So the sun shone brightly over the meadow as Class 1 of Sunny Meadows Woodland School set off for their first trip to the Shadow Woods.
00:00:43.540 Everyone was excited to be going on the adventure that they had been talking about for weeks.
00:00:49.620 Their teacher, Miss Squirrel, had promised a trip to remember, and the whole class now skipped excitedly through the meadow.
00:01:00.880 Well, nearly all of the class, alone at the back of the group, waddled Hank.
00:01:07.300 Hank was a hedgehog who found it difficult to make friends.
00:01:11.700 He always felt like the outsider.
00:01:13.620 The others in the class, especially Matilda Mouse, kept away from Hank because they thought him odd.
00:01:22.500 Yes, Hank was not really looking forward to the day.
00:01:28.460 The journey to the Shadow Woods was longer than expected because Mr. Mole's tunnel train was broken.
00:01:37.260 Indeed, Mr. Mole was there waving them off before he got back to work.
00:01:42.220 This just made Miss Squirrel happier, though, as she could talk to the children about all the wonderful flowers that filled sunny meadow.
00:01:52.360 There was color everywhere. It looked as if a rainbow had crashed into the field.
00:01:59.080 However, at the edge of the meadow, not everyone was looking at the flowers.
00:02:03.500 Soon through the shadow woods were upon them, and something that looked small from far away
00:02:15.320 suddenly grew very large before them.
00:02:21.040 Each member of the class gave a slow gulp, Matilda Mouse, Rachel Rabbit, Windy Weasel,
00:02:29.840 and Ralph Raccoon.
00:02:32.140 The biggest gulp came from Hank.
00:02:35.680 He was nervous enough before they got to the woods, and didn't have a friend to hold on
00:02:40.920 to.
00:02:42.860 Matilda pretended to be brave, however, and ran on ahead, compelling her friends to join. 0.54
00:02:51.540 Miss Squirrel was not happy about that, and so she shouted for Matilda to come back.
00:02:58.620 Then off she chased her.
00:03:01.440 the whole class followed and before they knew it they were right in the middle of the woods
00:03:08.880 now instead of bright sunshine only shadows scattered before them
00:03:19.760 the class stopped and their little mouths open in awe and wonder miss squirrel was still chasing
00:03:27.120 Matilda, though, and did not notice that she had left the little ones behind. Rachel Rabbit, 0.99
00:03:33.360 Windy Weasel, and Ralph Raccoon all had paused as they looked around them.
00:03:40.160 Three very small friends and Hank. The only noise now in the woods was silence.
00:03:48.560 Suddenly, everyone got a fright, as behind them, Matilda Mouse jumped from behind a berry
00:03:56.860 bush and shouted, Boo! as loudly as she could.
00:04:02.320 After they all had stopped shaking, her friends laughed, all except Hank.
00:04:08.620 Silly Hank, said Matilda, you are just no fun.
00:04:14.620 However, before Hank could reply, another noise made everyone turn around. 0.91
00:04:22.800 This time, though, there was no boo of surprise and no laughter afterwards, because there
00:04:30.700 before the class was a very large and very hungry snake.
00:04:38.320 magical eyes twinkling with the light as his tongue spiked forward lunchtime said the snake
00:04:50.320 it was at this point that the class realized that miss squirrel had not returned from chasing
00:04:56.480 matilda the class was alone squeaks of fright squeezed out of the little animal's mouths
00:05:06.160 Matilda and her friends all hugged each other, fearing that this was the end.
00:05:14.440 Suddenly, though, Hank was scared no more.
00:05:20.080 He found a way to save the class.
00:05:23.440 He knew just what to do.
00:05:26.660 Quick, everyone, down this hole!
00:05:29.980 He shouted as he pointed to a hole under a hanging chestnut tree.
00:05:35.280 The animals stared at him and then jumped down the hole.
00:05:41.860 Hank, followed only to be stopped by Matilda, who looked very angry. 1.00
00:05:47.980 Hank, we are trapped now, you foolish hog. 0.99
00:05:52.040 But before she could add to her insult, Hank jumped up and flipped himself into a ball. 0.99
00:05:58.360 Next, he rolled towards the mouth of the hole and blocked it with his pointy, sharp spikes.
00:06:06.960 There would be no lunch for the snake today.
00:06:13.420 Later, back at school, Miss Squirrel was telling the head teacher, Mr. Owl, about what had happened and how the snake had fled away after Hank's pointy spikes.
00:06:25.940 After the snake had slithered away, the class had quickly returned to school, and each one had thanked their new friend, Hank.
00:06:36.920 Matilda gave him a big hug and apologized for what she called him before.
00:06:43.440 Hank was not odd. He was a hero and her new best friend.
00:06:48.500 Hank, who was still unused to lots of attention, turned pink and popped into a ball as all
00:06:56.780 his new friends cheered him.
00:07:18.500 Thank you.