Back in Austin ｜ Bankas Podcast on Patreon - #059
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On this episode of the podcast, the brother and sister duo of the sit down and talk about how the Jews are responsible for the demise of the state of Israel, the rise of the alt-right, and why Candace Owens hates Israel.
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Candace Owens, Candace, who would have thought giving a black girl a Jewish name and then
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It's my daughter Candace, she's black, she doesn't like Israel, okay?
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How much was Ben Shapiro, Ben Shapiro might have single-handedly destroyed the Israeli
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nation by not paying Candace Owens enough, so at the end of the day, it was Jewiness that
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led to the demise of the state of Israel, how come Israel doesn't exist anymore?
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Well, there was this Jew named Ben Shapiro and he had a TV show on the internet and he
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was, anybody who was good at their own TV show, he would buy the show and then put their
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show on his network and he didn't pay this one black woman enough and she had a Jewish
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name and hey, revolt, it turned into a whole, it turned into a real chich.
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Why couldn't Candace Owens just become like a female rapper or something?
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The Jews are in charge of the rap industry.
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They should have found Candace Owens and they should have made a twerk.
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The Jews should have been making Candace Owens twerk for her money, but instead, Candace,
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She's reading a little bit too much about the Epstein files.
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So, I mean, look, I could sit here and I don't even care anymore about the, you know, she
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was in an interview with, with Theo and he's like, why, why is Israel considered our number
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one friend or like such a great ally and she was like black male and I was just like, I
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If that's what, if that's what we're at, it's just, yeah.
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Oh yeah, Israel, yeah, they only exist because of black male.
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It's like, I get, and a lot of people are like, yeah, it's true, it's true, it's fucking
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true and it's like, okay, okay, fine, then line us up and do it.
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Just do, like, start the Kristallnacht already.
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Like, what do you, that's probably how the Jews felt when that happened in Germany.
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They were probably just like, okay, you got us, we're running everything, just okay, hurry
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it up, where's the line, where's the line for me to get into the fucking.
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It's like, well, uh, all my favorite songs are rap.
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What do you, this new thing that they're saying now, they're saying that Tupac was gay and,
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and, and the Jews found him and he was a gay kid from the hood and they made him into,
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Even if they did do that, that's fucking awesome.
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But that's not what, you know, or, oh, the Jews made the porn industry.
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I mean, is that really a horrible invention?
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And first of all, they had porn, the ancient Romans had porn.
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And I'm sure that Candace would stop me and say, um, did you know that the ancient Romans
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actually had porn painted on the, uh, the frescoes because of the Jews?
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So nobody ever wanted to look at a naked woman before the Jews.
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But it's hilarious that this is, it would be bad if, you know, this is the interesting
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thing about Trump though, is that he backs Israel.
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So he can't be, you know, called a Nazi or whatever that people call him a Nazi.
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Then he's because he's not helping Ukraine, but he's helping the Jews.
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That's not, there's people saying the Jews were the real Nazis and they were the ones
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This is, and this is, this is my opinion about what's happening with the Jews and the world
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So, everybody's focusing on the Jews going, okay, it's the Jews that are causing all of
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these problems and that because, and they're controlling everything.
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And while that's happening, mosques are being built at a, an incredible pace, an exponential
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pace across North America, across, I mean, Europe is already covered and continues.
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And not saying that that's a good or bad thing.
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The Jews are bringing the Muslims here so that the Jewish NGOs are bringing the Muslims, which
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I mean, if true is that's, it's awful to force Jews like they, they want people, Jews living
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in Israel so bad that they're willing to flood entire countries with people that don't like
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Jews so that those Jews don't feel safe in that country and then have to move to Israel.
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So that's, that's what I think that the people, that's, that's the conspiracy that, that exists.
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All I know is that Candace Owens is, is she's obsessed and I don't, I, I, you know, it's the
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saddest thing about the Candace Owens thing is that Jews loved her.
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She was, she was making Jewish people less racist, to be honest.
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She came in, you know, every Jew, my dad, like any older Jew, oh, this Candace Owens,
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she's very smart, she's pretty, she's good looking, she's black, she's, and then Candace
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had her baby and, and had some severe, um, post whatever, what's it called?
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Postpartum, she had, she had postpartum and her, and then the symptoms were she started
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I mean, look, it makes sense because Candace Owens was working for Ben Shapiro.
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He is, you know, he's very like, so that could, you know, that can send people over the edge.
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There's good people out there who, they weren't anti-Semitic and then they started working for
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you, Jew, and then they said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I've been there and I'm half, I'm half Jew, but I've worked for some Jews where I'm like,
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like i get why people are you know the stereotypes and the not liking and the upset
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and but i i like the solutions are crazy i think the main thing that people want
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is they want they want to stop so much taxpayer money going to israel and i and i understand that
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because that's how i felt about certain things ukraine for instance or other problems and i'm
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not saying that canada america the west shouldn't give money to countries and and and programs that
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they think are good i'm just saying that they should fix their own problems first like if you're
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going to spend 200 billion dollars a year on just random stuff usa id maybe you should have like
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almost no homelessness or almost no hunger or almost no poverty but maybe that's not possible
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folks every country in the history of the world has had poor people i mean it's not in china china's
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doing well they still have tons of poor people in the in the on the rice farm
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devolved into just marine animal noises look i you know people want to
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people like he's really doing the chinese accent you know you think it's not all you don't think
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this is easy kid you don't think this is easy to be uh to be up there going ching chong big bag
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you think this is i think this is child's play kid this is serious shit
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just watched fucking four hour interview with candace owens i
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then i did a chinese accent on stage made a couple bucks that i paid that i'm using to pay for
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having a family which isn't that cheap it's not that cheap but it's
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it's motivating that's the thing is that women don't understand what women don't understand about
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moments with the family is when the kids are being cute and she's like look at her oh she's so sweet
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the way she's doing that and as a guy we we think it's cute too but it just sends a shockwave
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through her system like fuck i gotta get to work jesus like when the kid starts walking you're like
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oh all right uh better to pump out a couple patreon bonus episodes because uh daddy's not even going
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on tour for a month and a half jeez better fire up a couple more olivia chows oh shit
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oh she wants to do dance lessons i guess i'm going to be uh doing olivia chows every day
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and it's crazy i like i got offended because some guy was like he just commented on one of my other
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he was just like this is dog shit i only want to watch olivia i just blocked him i just did because
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i'm just like i can't i feel bad for it but also fuck that i mean i don't need that shit i mean i
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shouldn't i shouldn't care but you know why i care because i'm fat and i'm fat because i'm eating too
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much on the road not concentrating on my fucking diet not giving a fuck kids wanting to be successful
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doing all these things so yeah you're gonna get fat right it's kind of like candace owens became
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anti-semitic i gained weight everybody deals with their stress in different ways um so
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we're doing the nova comedy festival next year it's it's gonna be a little safer than the music festival
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unbelievable it's it's uh when you really think about everything that's going on and
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you know it is a lot it's a it's a lot for your average human being and at the end of the day it
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really is just human beings that are dealing with all this stuff that's why i think there's so much of
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the trans stuff happening and the furries and people are just like bro this i'm over this i'm over
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this the human life of you know you you go to school you go to school you go to school and you
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go to fucking whatever and then you you work some job hopefully you find a job that you like
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you find a family you pay all your money to them then get sick of said family go through divorce
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lose half your money like i mean it's i'm just saying the typical life right it's that but it's
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oh it's it's brutal which is why i'm here to to tell you it's gonna be okay but
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i just mean on top like regular life is crazy enough but like without just nonsense going on
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and i get that that's why the liberal people are like the um you know the liberal people are basically
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what trump is doing is disrupting everything and it's making it hard for me to concentrate on my work and
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to get done what i need to get done and it's just confusing everyone and it's confusing the children
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and it's and that's all bullshit because the the kids are the ones that know like oh a change is
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happening this is going to be good for me when i'm older like if i was 10 or whatever right now like i
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would want the president like i when i was 10 i watched south park and thought all this shit was
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hilarious so i would have hated being part of this woke shit as an average or semi you know kid like
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or young boy who wants to laugh at dumb shit laugh at chinese accents laugh at you know you know this
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whole idea that like that is awful and that should be eradicated and we need to eradicate that type of
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thinking and but what what do we what are we eradicating having fun with the how bad reality
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is like liberals just want to like be like yeah reality is bad but they're living in another reality
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but the people who live in reality aren't even allowed to laugh at like oh there's a 7 000 indians
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standing on the corner that's doesn't bother me doesn't does it that doesn't make me think a
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thought i don't have a thought about that i just go good yes things are getting better we're
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we're bringing more like what it's crazy it's so crazy the way they think and with regards to the
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canada stuff you know canada is screwed right now because the politicians really don't know what
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they're doing it's kind of amateur hour really it's the same reason that canada doesn't have an nfl team
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it's it's we just can't we we can't we don't have a we don't even think we have one stadium that's as
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big as an nfl stadium in canada we can't do things as well canada is like a female pilot
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and america's the male pilot doing the majority of the legwork hopefully and the female pilot sitting
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there going i'm gonna make a tiktok is that okay
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so the issue is that canada doesn't know what they're doing and they're trying to do things like
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oh we're gonna we're gonna take all the american alcohol off of the shelves
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even though all the companies that are being forced to do that by the government at first it was
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compulsive like um what is it's uh you know voluntary the company could we're choosing the
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companies were choosing to take the american stuff off the shelf but now it's being government mandated
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just like fucking covid nobody sees this nobody sees that a country who's has a history of doing
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shit like this covid lockdowns mandatory everywhere extreme no relentless
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and now they're gonna take this off the shelves the best case scenario for canada is to have
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not nothing on the shelves have nothing and no no food for anybody and then we can go oh well you
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know it's the americans fault and you know it because there's no food and there's no nothing on the
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shelves we can't have an election yet and it's the same thing with zelensky it says well i want to
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keep the war going to like no election what is that what is going on all these countries all the
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countries that want to be allies of the states should honestly that and this is trump's thinking this is
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what i'm explaining is that they should be america in a way or at least have the election at the same
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fucking time or or the or at least an election at at some interval canada has no minimum term or you
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know they have no maximum term limit they have no term limit in canada so trudeau can just stay there
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listen people don't believe me and and okay everybody's saying he's stepping down this week
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like you're an idiot what do you you don't know anything stick to comedy it's like bro
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he hasn't stepped down straight up he hasn't
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it's been how long has it been two weeks three weeks sorry i was just thinking about that guy that
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i blocked for some i shouldn't have done that such a i'm so i was just fucking like he's just like if
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you keep posting shit like this i will follow you it's like bro like i don't know like there
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there's a lot of schools of thought but look if i didn't see that comment and i don't go and read
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comments but it popped up right there and i'm actually thinking about just turning off like only
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showing something like i don't even want to see the comments really but everybody does all the big
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comics i you know rogan leads the charge for don't look at the the comments but there's comics looking at
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comments i'm a real person if somebody fucking says it's like yo fuck you that sucked it's like
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pro if anybody said that to me like you know what i mean like i well i mean i'm not gonna like do
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anything about it if it was a person but i definitely like go fuck yourself um so i don't know
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a lot of pressure people don't talk about that i mean there is pressure that i'm under people are
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like he's fucking hilarious i'm like yeah i'm fucking i have to tour i gotta fucking get out
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there um have the family the wife kid about to have second kid um there's dogs involved fucking two
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dogs that we probably shouldn't have but we love them so we have to fucking have them
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and um you know there's a lot of people there's a lot of competition out there this isn't a joke
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guys this isn't this is like fucking you know risk it all big league shit i'm not trying to like i'm
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coming to austin texas to do the most you know what i mean to to really
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get the most out of it i'm on a three-year visa that we're that i you know i have to decide what
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i want to do i mean obviously i would renew it but or do i like try to start the process of
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becoming american citizen wearing green card holder all that kind of stuff