Bankas Podcast - Back in Austin ｜ Bankas Podcast on Patreon - #059

00:00:01.000 Candace Owens, Candace, who would have thought giving a black girl a Jewish name and then 0.95

00:00:08.400 she'd just grow up to hate Israel? 0.96

00:00:14.380 It's my daughter Candace, she's black, she doesn't like Israel, okay? 0.99

00:00:22.300 I mean, wasn't she making enough money? 1.00

00:00:26.860 How much was Ben Shapiro, Ben Shapiro might have single-handedly destroyed the Israeli

00:00:35.520 nation by not paying Candace Owens enough, so at the end of the day, it was Jewiness that 0.91

00:00:43.540 led to the demise of the state of Israel, how come Israel doesn't exist anymore?

00:00:50.780 Well, there was this Jew named Ben Shapiro and he had a TV show on the internet and he

00:00:56.720 was, anybody who was good at their own TV show, he would buy the show and then put their

00:01:03.420 show on his network and he didn't pay this one black woman enough and she had a Jewish 1.00

00:01:09.960 name and hey, revolt, it turned into a whole, it turned into a real chich.

00:01:17.220 Um, so, yeah, that's, that's just how it is.

00:01:26.660 That's just how it is, man.

00:01:29.100 Why couldn't Candace Owens just become like a female rapper or something? 1.00

00:01:33.920 This is this, I blame the Jews. 1.00

00:01:36.080 The Jews are in charge of the rap industry. 1.00

00:01:39.500 They should have found Candace Owens and they should have made a twerk. 1.00

00:01:44.140 The Jews should have been making Candace Owens twerk for her money, but instead, Candace, 1.00

00:01:51.120 she's become an investigative journalist.

00:01:54.100 She's reading a little bit too much about the Epstein files.

00:01:56.260 What do we do?

00:01:56.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:57.420 So, I mean, look, I could sit here and I don't even care anymore about the, you know, she 0.97

00:02:07.000 was in an interview with, with Theo and he's like, why, why is Israel considered our number

00:02:15.620 one friend or like such a great ally and she was like black male and I was just like, I

00:02:20.120 don't, I don't care anymore.

00:02:21.500 I don't care.

00:02:22.780 If that's what, if that's what we're at, it's just, yeah. 0.98

00:02:25.880 Oh yeah, Israel, yeah, they only exist because of black male. 1.00

00:02:28.900 It's like, I get, and a lot of people are like, yeah, it's true, it's true, it's fucking 0.98

00:02:35.140 true and it's like, okay, okay, fine, then line us up and do it.

00:02:40.680 Just do, like, start the Kristallnacht already.

00:02:43.220 Like, what do you, that's probably how the Jews felt when that happened in Germany.

00:02:47.980 They were probably just like, okay, you got us, we're running everything, just okay, hurry 0.99

00:02:51.920 it up, where's the line, where's the line for me to get into the fucking. 0.99

00:02:55.880 Into the chamber. 1.00

00:02:58.480 Jesus.

00:03:00.680 Jews created rap. 0.99

00:03:02.100 It's like, well, uh, all my favorite songs are rap. 0.67

00:03:05.680 Well, because they manipulated your mind.

00:03:09.160 No, it's called art.

00:03:11.420 What do you, this new thing that they're saying now, they're saying that Tupac was gay and,

00:03:16.320 and, and the Jews found him and he was a gay kid from the hood and they made him into, 0.55

00:03:21.560 okay, fine. 0.99

00:03:22.800 Even if they did do that, that's fucking awesome. 0.99

00:03:26.620 But that's not what, you know, or, oh, the Jews made the porn industry. 1.00

00:03:30.080 Well, okay. 0.88

00:03:31.400 You're welcome.

00:03:32.560 First of all.

00:03:33.980 I mean, is that really a horrible invention? 0.85

00:03:37.280 And first of all, they had porn, the ancient Romans had porn. 0.95

00:03:41.460 And I'm sure that Candace would stop me and say, um, did you know that the ancient Romans 0.99

00:03:46.280 actually had porn painted on the, uh, the frescoes because of the Jews? 0.98

00:03:50.300 Okay. 0.99

00:03:52.100 Jesus.

00:03:52.600 So nobody ever wanted to look at a naked woman before the Jews. 1.00

00:03:55.520 I mean, what are we doing here?

00:03:57.500 What are we doing?

00:03:59.900 Oh my gosh.

00:04:01.860 But it's hilarious that this is, it would be bad if, you know, this is the interesting

00:04:09.500 thing about Trump though, is that he backs Israel.

00:04:11.920 So he can't be, you know, called a Nazi or whatever that people call him a Nazi.

00:04:19.220 Then he's because he's not helping Ukraine, but he's helping the Jews. 0.96

00:04:25.520 So, I don't know.

00:04:29.260 That's not, there's people saying the Jews were the real Nazis and they were the ones

00:04:32.820 who guys, for God's sakes, what are we doing?

00:04:38.420 I don't know.

00:04:39.240 I don't know anymore.

00:04:40.140 I thought it was, so this is the thing.

00:04:45.120 This is, and this is, this is my opinion about what's happening with the Jews and the world 0.99

00:04:49.940 right now.

00:04:50.500 So, everybody's focusing on the Jews going, okay, it's the Jews that are causing all of 1.00

00:04:59.260 these problems and that because, and they're controlling everything. 0.92

00:05:02.900 And while that's happening, mosques are being built at a, an incredible pace, an exponential 0.99

00:05:11.080 pace across North America, across, I mean, Europe is already covered and continues.

00:05:17.160 And not saying that that's a good or bad thing.

00:05:19.120 I'm just making a point.

00:05:20.080 I mean, it's not good, but I'm making a point.

00:05:25.100 The point is, you see what I'm saying?

00:05:29.480 How many Indians are moving?

00:05:31.160 And the people go, well, that's the Jews. 0.93

00:05:32.820 The Jews are bringing the Muslims here so that the Jewish NGOs are bringing the Muslims, which 1.00

00:05:42.640 I mean, if true is that's, it's awful to force Jews like they, they want people, Jews living 1.00

00:05:50.800 in Israel so bad that they're willing to flood entire countries with people that don't like 0.95

00:05:57.260 Jews so that those Jews don't feel safe in that country and then have to move to Israel. 0.97

00:06:03.660 So that's, that's what I think that the people, that's, that's the conspiracy that, that exists.

00:06:12.540 I don't know if it's true.

00:06:14.020 All I know is that Candace Owens is, is she's obsessed and I don't, I, I, you know, it's the 0.95

00:06:23.560 saddest thing about the Candace Owens thing is that Jews loved her.

00:06:30.280 She broke Jewish people's hearts.

00:06:32.620 She was, she was making Jewish people less racist, to be honest.

00:06:38.100 She came in, you know, every Jew, my dad, like any older Jew, oh, this Candace Owens,

00:06:44.400 she's very smart, she's pretty, she's good looking, she's black, she's, and then Candace

00:06:51.880 had her baby and, and had some severe, um, post whatever, what's it called?

00:07:01.180 Postpartum, she had, she had postpartum and her, and then the symptoms were she started

00:07:07.900 hating Israel while working.

00:07:10.340 I mean, look, it makes sense because Candace Owens was working for Ben Shapiro.

00:07:14.140 He is, you know, he's very like, so that could, you know, that can send people over the edge.

00:07:20.440 There's good people out there who, they weren't anti-Semitic and then they started working for

00:07:26.260 you, Jew, and then they said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 0.74

00:07:30.480 I've been there and I'm half, I'm half Jew, but I've worked for some Jews where I'm like,

00:07:35.000 oh, this is, this is how it is.

00:07:38.260 I get it now.

00:07:39.100 i get it now

00:07:41.740 like i get why people are you know the stereotypes and the not liking and the upset

00:07:49.460 and but i i like the solutions are crazy i think the main thing that people want

00:07:57.320 is they want they want to stop so much taxpayer money going to israel and i and i understand that

00:08:04.360 because that's how i felt about certain things ukraine for instance or other problems and i'm

00:08:10.820 not saying that canada america the west shouldn't give money to countries and and and programs that

00:08:22.340 they think are good i'm just saying that they should fix their own problems first like if you're

00:08:28.900 going to spend 200 billion dollars a year on just random stuff usa id maybe you should have like

00:08:39.040 almost no homelessness or almost no hunger or almost no poverty but maybe that's not possible

00:08:48.480 folks every country in the history of the world has had poor people i mean it's not in china china's 0.86

00:08:55.880 doing well they still have tons of poor people in the in the on the rice farm

00:08:59.460 i don't know why my chinese impression is

00:09:08.560 devolved into just marine animal noises look i you know people want to

00:09:14.580 people like he's really doing the chinese accent you know you think it's not all you don't think

00:09:19.900 this is easy kid you don't think this is easy to be uh to be up there going ching chong big bag 1.00

00:09:24.960 you think this is i think this is child's play kid this is serious shit 1.00

00:09:31.620 just watched fucking four hour interview with candace owens i 0.99

00:09:37.780 then i did a chinese accent on stage made a couple bucks that i paid that i'm using to pay for 0.96

00:09:46.480 having a family which isn't that cheap it's not that cheap but it's

00:09:53.680 it's motivating that's the thing is that women don't understand what women don't understand about 1.00

00:09:59.580 moments with the family is when the kids are being cute and she's like look at her oh she's so sweet

00:10:09.600 the way she's doing that and as a guy we we think it's cute too but it just sends a shockwave 0.99

00:10:15.140 through her system like fuck i gotta get to work jesus like when the kid starts walking you're like 0.99

00:10:20.660 oh all right uh better to pump out a couple patreon bonus episodes because uh daddy's not even going 1.00

00:10:28.520 on tour for a month and a half jeez better fire up a couple more olivia chows oh shit 1.00

00:10:38.620 oh she wants to do dance lessons i guess i'm going to be uh doing olivia chows every day 0.93

00:10:45.520 9 a.m sharp

00:10:46.780 and it's crazy i like i got offended because some guy was like he just commented on one of my other 0.92

00:10:55.020 he was just like this is dog shit i only want to watch olivia i just blocked him i just did because 0.98

00:10:59.840 i'm just like i can't i feel bad for it but also fuck that i mean i don't need that shit i mean i 0.99

00:11:08.320 shouldn't i shouldn't care but you know why i care because i'm fat and i'm fat because i'm eating too 0.99

00:11:15.200 much on the road not concentrating on my fucking diet not giving a fuck kids wanting to be successful 0.99

00:11:23.320 doing all these things so yeah you're gonna get fat right it's kind of like candace owens became 0.99

00:11:29.000 anti-semitic i gained weight everybody deals with their stress in different ways um so

00:11:38.180 ben bank is israel tour close to the border

00:11:43.840 we're doing the nova comedy festival next year it's it's gonna be a little safer than the music festival

00:11:53.320 unbelievable it's it's uh when you really think about everything that's going on and

00:12:03.080 you know it is a lot it's a it's a lot for your average human being and at the end of the day it

00:12:09.700 really is just human beings that are dealing with all this stuff that's why i think there's so much of

00:12:15.900 the trans stuff happening and the furries and people are just like bro this i'm over this i'm over 0.90

00:12:21.780 this the human life of you know you you go to school you go to school you go to school and you 0.88

00:12:31.380 go to fucking whatever and then you you work some job hopefully you find a job that you like 0.96

00:12:38.480 you find a family you pay all your money to them then get sick of said family go through divorce 0.99

00:12:47.280 lose half your money like i mean it's i'm just saying the typical life right it's that but it's

00:12:55.200 oh it's it's brutal which is why i'm here to to tell you it's gonna be okay but

00:13:01.040 i just mean on top like regular life is crazy enough but like without just nonsense going on

00:13:09.600 and i get that that's why the liberal people are like the um you know the liberal people are basically

00:13:19.240 like

00:13:19.540 what trump is doing is disrupting everything and it's making it hard for me to concentrate on my work and

00:13:32.140 to get done what i need to get done and it's just confusing everyone and it's confusing the children 0.56

00:13:38.920 and it's and that's all bullshit because the the kids are the ones that know like oh a change is 0.76

00:13:44.400 happening this is going to be good for me when i'm older like if i was 10 or whatever right now like i 0.99

00:13:52.820 would want the president like i when i was 10 i watched south park and thought all this shit was 0.96

00:13:58.360 hilarious so i would have hated being part of this woke shit as an average or semi you know kid like 1.00

00:14:06.760 or young boy who wants to laugh at dumb shit laugh at chinese accents laugh at you know you know this 1.00

00:14:17.140 whole idea that like that is awful and that should be eradicated and we need to eradicate that type of 1.00

00:14:22.400 thinking and but what what do we what are we eradicating having fun with the how bad reality

00:14:29.100 is like liberals just want to like be like yeah reality is bad but they're living in another reality

00:14:35.000 but the people who live in reality aren't even allowed to laugh at like oh there's a 7 000 indians

00:14:40.320 standing on the corner that's doesn't bother me doesn't does it that doesn't make me think a

00:14:46.600 thought i don't have a thought about that i just go good yes things are getting better we're

00:14:52.200 we're bringing more like what it's crazy it's so crazy the way they think and with regards to the

00:15:00.520 canada stuff you know canada is screwed right now because the politicians really don't know what

00:15:12.960 they're doing it's kind of amateur hour really it's the same reason that canada doesn't have an nfl team

00:15:19.660 it's it's we just can't we we can't we don't have a we don't even think we have one stadium that's as

00:15:25.940 big as an nfl stadium in canada we can't do things as well canada is like a female pilot 1.00

00:15:32.720 and america's the male pilot doing the majority of the legwork hopefully and the female pilot sitting 1.00

00:15:40.140 there going i'm gonna make a tiktok is that okay

00:15:42.460 so the issue is that canada doesn't know what they're doing and they're trying to do things like

00:15:50.640 oh we're gonna we're gonna take all the american alcohol off of the shelves

00:15:54.980 even though all the companies that are being forced to do that by the government at first it was

00:16:00.820 compulsive like um what is it's uh you know voluntary the company could we're choosing the

00:16:09.740 companies were choosing to take the american stuff off the shelf but now it's being government mandated 0.98

00:16:15.860 just like fucking covid nobody sees this nobody sees that a country who's has a history of doing 0.99

00:16:22.420 shit like this covid lockdowns mandatory everywhere extreme no relentless 0.98

00:16:30.380 and now they're gonna take this off the shelves the best case scenario for canada is to have 0.99

00:16:38.080 not nothing on the shelves have nothing and no no food for anybody and then we can go oh well you

00:16:44.660 know it's the americans fault and you know it because there's no food and there's no nothing on the

00:16:51.420 shelves we can't have an election yet and it's the same thing with zelensky it says well i want to

00:16:59.220 keep the war going to like no election what is that what is going on all these countries all the

00:17:07.660 countries that want to be allies of the states should honestly that and this is trump's thinking this is

00:17:15.100 what i'm explaining is that they should be america in a way or at least have the election at the same

00:17:24.080 fucking time or or the or at least an election at at some interval canada has no minimum term or you 0.95

00:17:33.860 know they have no maximum term limit they have no term limit in canada so trudeau can just stay there 0.99

00:17:40.180 and

00:17:41.700 listen people don't believe me and and okay everybody's saying he's stepping down this week 1.00

00:17:50.220 like you're an idiot what do you you don't know anything stick to comedy it's like bro 1.00

00:17:55.300 he hasn't stepped down straight up he hasn't 1.00

00:18:03.140 it's been how long has it been two weeks three weeks sorry i was just thinking about that guy that 0.84

00:18:16.360 i blocked for some i shouldn't have done that such a i'm so i was just fucking like he's just like if 0.98

00:18:22.400 you keep posting shit like this i will follow you it's like bro like i don't know like there 0.96

00:18:28.000 there's a lot of schools of thought but look if i didn't see that comment and i don't go and read 0.99

00:18:34.180 comments but it popped up right there and i'm actually thinking about just turning off like only

00:18:38.560 showing something like i don't even want to see the comments really but everybody does all the big

00:18:45.200 comics i you know rogan leads the charge for don't look at the the comments but there's comics looking at 0.99

00:18:52.320 comments i'm a real person if somebody fucking says it's like yo fuck you that sucked it's like 0.99

00:18:57.880 pro if anybody said that to me like you know what i mean like i well i mean i'm not gonna like do 0.99

00:19:01.960 anything about it if it was a person but i definitely like go fuck yourself um so i don't know 0.96

00:19:09.160 a lot of pressure people don't talk about that i mean there is pressure that i'm under people are 0.99

00:19:15.400 like he's fucking hilarious i'm like yeah i'm fucking i have to tour i gotta fucking get out 0.99

00:19:20.760 there um have the family the wife kid about to have second kid um there's dogs involved fucking two 0.99

00:19:31.600 dogs that we probably shouldn't have but we love them so we have to fucking have them 0.98

00:19:37.620 and um you know there's a lot of people there's a lot of competition out there this isn't a joke 0.99

00:19:45.220 guys this isn't this is like fucking you know risk it all big league shit i'm not trying to like i'm 0.99

00:19:52.720 coming to austin texas to do the most you know what i mean to to really 0.99

00:19:59.100 get the most out of it i'm on a three-year visa that we're that i you know i have to decide what

00:20:07.480 i want to do i mean obviously i would renew it but or do i like try to start the process of

00:20:12.520 becoming american citizen wearing green card holder all that kind of stuff

Bankas Podcast - March 06, 2025

Back in Austin ｜ Bankas Podcast on Patreon - #059

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