Bankas Podcast - Kam Patterson ｜ Bankas Podcast - #085

00:00:00.000 welcome welcome to my humble abode thank you you just got a very cool car 0.96

00:00:04.920 thank you what is it's an Impala 96 Impala holy shit how do you even find 0.93

00:00:10.380 that Facebook marketplace you bought a car off Facebook and then my dad was 0.88

00:00:17.440 like come on nigga we buy cash cars like you right that's what I bought in 0.99

00:00:21.960 the Impala you're gonna like finance yeah I was gonna get a what it is 0.99

00:00:25.980 damn what that shit called bro a Cadillac Blackwing mmm but it's like it's 0.99

00:00:31.500 like a damn like a Hellcat in a suit what is it is like the V series yeah yeah 1.00

00:00:35.460 and he just wouldn't let you do it well no he's like he was fine with it my mom 0.99

00:00:39.420 was and she wasn't she was mad at first you like I get it you know what I'm saying

00:00:42.360 but then like I thought about it I was like it make more financial sense to get

00:00:46.520 some shit that I really want yeah I would like for like a long time you know 0.80

00:00:49.980 what I'm saying that you that specific car did you used to walk like I used to 0.98

00:00:53.340 it's almost like a lowrider yeah well now it's on it's on 24 yeah so it's like

00:00:58.180 it's like sitting high a little bit it's sitting real pretty bro I want to get a

00:01:02.220 bunch of older cars like that I want a Grand National net yeah that'd be cool

00:01:05.760 fuck Grand National to be hard uh what's his name David Lucas has a bunch of old

00:01:10.820 cars apparently he don't want to keep telling me he kept telling me to get one 0.99

00:01:13.460 because that's not that's not like I want I want that I want it I want to uh I want 0.83

00:01:17.300 to say the one Caprice that'd be hard put that bitch on like 20 maybe 28 when 1.00

00:01:23.260 did you start doing Kill Tony I started doing Kill Tony like shit maybe uh about 0.99

00:01:29.220 two years now two years yeah did it what were you doing before that just mics and 0.95

00:01:34.140 shit around the city were you like did you have a job too yeah I worked at the golf

00:01:37.640 course nice you quit yeah but I got really I got fired and I kind of quit at the

00:01:44.640 same time like I was um and I was I was I was done working at the golf course for

00:01:49.820 like shit I want to say two months I had no job I was just like stranded for a 0.81

00:01:54.160 second because uh I went to San Marcos for a show got real drunk had to work at 0.99

00:01:58.740 five o'clock in the morning I was on the way back from San Marcos like three

00:02:02.040 wasn't gonna make it I was I was still like I was damn near blacked out you just

00:02:06.180 didn't get to work I was just I called him and I was like I ain't coming and I'm

00:02:10.780 coming never again that was the whole thing yeah so there was a point where you just started

00:02:16.760 making enough money off comedy where you're like no no hell no I wasn't even oh I wasn't

00:02:21.120 making money yet I just I was like something's gonna happen yeah I'm pretty sure something

00:02:26.260 so like I was I said open up money to where I was good for like maybe like a month or two

00:02:30.860 and right when the money was starting to get like all right what we gonna do might be

00:02:34.920 trying to get another job is right when uh I did kill Tony you kind of have to believe

00:02:39.700 yeah do you do you pray every day yeah every night are you religious or you just pray I'm

00:02:45.700 I'm religious I believe I believe in God like Christian site I'm I'm baptized 0.99

00:02:50.060 apostolic that's like my dad I have religion type shit but like I'm I just be trying to do 0.98

00:02:55.660 do you know people who are religious that like have bad lives like I feel like most people 1.00

00:02:59.460 are religious like good things happen yeah I think so for the most part I don't know too many

00:03:03.620 people that are religious and living like terribly yeah I mean some some people but 1.00

00:03:07.700 they might just not be good people you know what I'm saying do you uh do you ever take

00:03:11.940 Tony Hinchcliffe to church dude no I need to I need to find a church out there come on

00:03:16.740 my uncle jolly found one I just ain't gonna go on with him come on with like going on

00:03:20.040 Sundays what's like is it like black church or like I don't think white church I think

00:03:24.540 it's white church did you go to like a black church before man I ain't been to church

00:03:28.520 in a minute when I was back home I would go with my grandma a lot but then I just

00:03:32.760 started going like by the time I got when I got like 14 I was like all right listen

00:03:37.080 I don't know if y'all know this or not but I'm not waking up at seven o'clock for this

00:03:41.780 no more right it's my last day of the weekend my last day of the weekend you gonna wake up

00:03:45.780 at seven o'clock you can't for and my dad's church is crazy because they go to church

00:03:48.900 like they go to church like from 8 to 10 and then like no from 8 to like 12 I think there's

00:03:53.800 like a break it's like lunch and then you go back to church at like one to like to one

00:03:59.520 I think three so you go back again like it's like it's a lot Jesus it's a lot so they went 0.98

00:04:05.160 to they go to church three times on Sunday but from I remember as a kid yeah holy shit

00:04:10.600 yeah it was insane but it's kind of I mean it was worth it they prayed and now you're

00:04:14.720 yeah so thank you God no real talk bro no I think the people yeah the people who are like

00:04:22.420 there's no God and then their life's like falling apart at least believe in something I think I

00:04:27.140 think it's good to believe in something yeah do you believe in like comedy gods like

00:04:31.740 pray to the comedy gods no man just God really just God hell yeah you know like I pray to 1.00

00:04:37.800 like Patrice sometimes but for real I feel like he just say man fuck you pussy just do better 1.00

00:04:42.860 I feel like you can't like because with comedy it's like niggas is like we assholes so like 1.00

00:04:48.120 if I was dead God forbid I don't die no time soon but I was dead nigga prayed to me I'd be 1.00

00:04:52.080 like come on pussy what you doing that's why it's hard to have relationships or a date when 1.00

00:04:57.660 you're a comic because they think that you were just funny but we're actually just assholes yeah 1.00

00:05:02.580 we're not we're not good people not at all we like we can we we decent people we not like

00:05:07.940 we weren't like around right said it wasn't really good with time to agree and he was like

00:05:11.740 we couldn't do this nowhere else like nowhere else in the in the world does he be like

00:05:15.600 before we'd be home have you where have you just performed in Canada

00:05:19.280 yeah what was that like it was cool yeah I like Edmonton was nice I like well Edmonton was

00:05:25.120 actually terrible the crowds were cool though but it was funny because in Canada it was two shows

00:05:29.200 both in Vancouver and Edmonton where it was just like no it just like they just didn't like it we

00:05:35.560 just not gonna give you shit really the rest of the show was pretty good I had one show like a 0.97

00:05:39.840 sold-out show and they were just like were they all white yeah for the most part well no some 0.99

00:05:45.720 black people sprinkling it up but it was just like it was just like it was about like bombing 1.00

00:05:49.720 and stuff in my mind I'm bombing but for them that I don't sometimes they don't know it's going 0.97

00:05:53.880 bad right I think that's just how this goes like no I'm doing terrible right now and it's hard too 0.95

00:05:58.840 because sometimes like I don't blame shit on the crowd but sometimes it's like you not helping

00:06:01.640 me dance you know what I'm saying it's like it's a tool but like it's a dance we both doing and y'all 0.95

00:06:07.240 niggas are just standing still I kind of need you niggas to help you know what I'm saying build 1.00

00:06:11.240 energy up and shit like that do you get are you hard on yourself oh yeah 100% yeah like like 0.99

00:06:16.680 what's your like after a show what what are you doing throwing something probably really probably 0.99

00:06:23.080 throwing something are you like secretly 75% of the time I'm throwing your management yeah or 0.88

00:06:27.800 practice some shit I don't know it'd be shows like can I I don't know I just I just really want to be 0.98

00:06:33.720 good I just really want to be good at stand-up so it'd be some show where it's like 0.98

00:06:38.280 like that was decent it was something you know what I'm saying it was good but then some shows

00:06:42.280 like I don't know like I don't I'm just not cool like mediocre I'm not I'm not okay with just

00:06:47.000 it going all right I'm not even okay with it going good what do you feel like the hardest thing is though

00:06:52.680 like oh the balance between like I don't know each crowd is so different like some kind of come 1.00

00:06:59.480 I'm a I like I just I really tell a lot of stories when I'm doing like my hours and

00:07:03.720 and so some crowds will sit there and be like hell yeah sit through like the the points in

00:07:08.280 the store where it's like building up and some kinds of black no nigga let's get to this fast 0.99

00:07:12.040 space shit so it's like finding the balance in between crowd and shit like that it's been 0.99

00:07:17.480 were the canadian crowds whiter than some of your us crowds no probably the same yeah 0.99

00:07:21.960 most of us crowd white as shit really yeah about the same is it like because it's kill tony 0.96

00:07:26.680 yeah fans yeah yeah and you're like you have fans though that I mean most of your fans will 0.97

00:07:32.440 also watch kill tony even if they found you from a clip they go watch good though but it is like

00:07:36.920 people don't realize that comedy is like a full-time job they think it's just like and it used to not

00:07:42.280 be yeah like 10 years ago you could kind of do you know spots and then hopefully like if you got

00:07:49.320 picked up by somebody and you were somehow in demand like you know those guys just toured they

00:07:57.000 didn't worry about but now it's like yo did you film that did you get that yeah like you have a

00:08:01.480 videographer following you around now yeah my dad fucked up with my i had this one clip in philly that 0.98

00:08:06.440 was gonna be really cool and then my dad he was just walking around the showroom trying to get somebody

00:08:11.400 in and he knocked the camera over right when i was doing this and i had my camera i said did you get

00:08:16.040 that and he was like your dad knocked the camera over my dad with my phone so you can next time be

00:08:20.680 fine did your dad come with you to all your shows we go everywhere that's so nice yeah yeah do you

00:08:25.160 live together no no he live in florida still okay but he'll just meet he'll just fly out yeah yeah

00:08:30.840 he's excited he loves it man he's like he truly enjoys like the fact that i'm doing something i love

00:08:35.560 and he like to rub my mama faith that he was the one that believed it my mama was like i don't know

00:08:40.120 because she was just like she's like a real just like get a job do this you know what i'm saying live a 0.69

00:08:44.920 life type and my dad was like chase a dream and so it's fun for him to be like you see i believe

00:08:49.560 that i mean look what he's doing i just wanted him to be like just stable i didn't know she was just

00:08:55.000 scared she wanted you to work at like spectrum yeah that was like you know what i'm saying you get a

00:08:59.080 good job with a nice car get a nice house family and like that not like i'm gonna go out there every

00:09:03.400 night and be a clown and throw chairs to a wall when it doesn't work well that's the other thing is that

00:09:09.080 you know um when you have a wife like i do or girlfriend or something and you're going to do 0.88

00:09:15.560 comedy all the time it's like i'm working but it's like yeah really i'm just drinking at mitzi's which 0.67

00:09:20.600 is working but that is working that's working networking and shit like that you can't so i used 0.89

00:09:25.480 to do commercial real estate yeah and which is like office leasing it's not like it's not selling houses

00:09:31.480 it's like businesses lease office space and you help them do that so you get paid by like the

00:09:37.960 landlord of those buildings or whatever but when you would need to do deals like they would have these

00:09:44.520 parties where all the land the landlord are these they're like these big pension funds they're like

00:09:50.920 worth like billions of dollars and they'll put on they'll spend like 20 grand or something 30 grand

00:09:57.080 on like a on a party for all the different brokerages and you get drunk and you get but

00:10:02.360 you get drunk with the other brokers from the other side of it and um that's how you

00:10:10.280 fucking get the deals done like you know what i mean nobody trusts somebody that they haven't like 0.84

00:10:15.080 hung out with or like had a few drinks with in business and comedies of business i mean there's a 0.99

00:10:21.080 lot of sober people too yeah and sometimes i mean you're kind of sober right i don't drink before

00:10:26.440 show okay i don't drink everything i would do anything after everything is old are you like

00:10:30.440 superstitious no i just don't i'm just scared of the fact that if i do really good and i'm drunk

00:10:36.120 and for the most part sometimes i just sometimes i drink and do like open mics and it never goes

00:10:41.000 well copy i talk real fast i think i think i just need to be aware but i feel like one time if i

00:10:45.720 just if i'm drunk and i kill that's gonna be a problem i'm like i'm gonna do this whatever i want

00:10:51.240 to and that's gonna be a real issue that's that's something patrice actually talks about because he

00:10:55.400 he did he didn't drink really but he drank before a show and he like killed super hard yeah and he

00:11:01.960 was like i'll never do that again because but at the same time i'm like yeah it sounds like i need

00:11:07.800 a drink but that's what that's what's scary though if i crush like part of ever because before when i'm

00:11:12.040 drunk it's gonna be a problem it's gonna be a real issue yeah i fall look at it yeah that's gonna be

00:11:18.520 like i gotta do this all the time yeah i mean i've been drinking since i was like 15. so did

00:11:24.520 you did you drink really no i was a smoke i was a big smoker yeah before stand up then i stopped

00:11:29.080 doing i stopped smoking for like two years when i started stand up and i started drinking i just

00:11:33.320 could i open mics and see you just drink i remember when i first started stand up and i was um doing

00:11:40.200 these shows at college university and i went back to my house i messaged this other pub that was doing

00:11:48.280 an open mic can i do a spot because i did a spot at this the comedy club in that town and then i went

00:11:54.680 home and i like packed the biggest bowl of like like just with like tobacco in it too and just like

00:12:01.720 just like huge like that big yeah and like hit the whole thing like pulled it through like it was 0.78

00:12:06.360 like it was just so fucked and looked at my phone and they texted me back and they're like yeah come 0.91

00:12:11.560 by and i was like i'd never done stand up like that ripped ever because i kind of had a thing where 0.93

00:12:16.200 i'm like i'll never drink or smoke before it and um i was reading the george george carlin's book where

00:12:25.240 he's like get on every stage you can when you're starting like it doesn't matter what stage it is and i was 0.79

00:12:29.880 like fuck i guess i have to fucking go like yeah so i just went and then i did well and i was like oh 0.95

00:12:36.840 that wasn't as scary as i yeah but i don't it it's not good to make habits of things but yeah but 0.99

00:12:44.520 sometimes it's like wherever like whenever you're the funniest i don't know like i'm having the best

00:12:50.920 time when i'm having a few drinks with the friends and you know shooting the shit and sometimes if i'm 0.91

00:12:55.720 like i've been out with friends and then i go to a spot and it's like i murder because it's just 0.98

00:12:59.960 like i'm in that vibe but that could also just be hanging out with your friends it's just like you

00:13:03.480 feel i don't know if i feel funny i might have a better set yeah you know what i'm just feeling

00:13:07.880 funny like i'm just doing funny i feel like i'm gonna have better stuff i'm just coming skirt off just

00:13:11.960 like getting out the car and i ain't talking about it i'm gonna go on stage it might be a minute before

00:13:16.520 like some really start hit you know what i'm saying yeah my i remember my dad like just being like

00:13:23.960 you just like freak out all the time but then he he's a musician and then he would he'd be like

00:13:28.760 yelling at people and stressed out and then he would go on and play and i remember when i was like

00:13:34.040 in high school i was like how do you play after being so stressed out pissed off he's like that is

00:13:40.440 he has an accent he said that this true professional when you can put when you can do it like you know

00:13:46.360 right after an argument with your that's real wife or something and you gotta just you're like all right

00:13:51.640 well i got his action yeah my best friend my tool manager we be getting arguments like really we 0.80

00:13:57.320 get like real deal like for nothing really like some shit that happened i just be like i'm tired 0.94

00:14:01.160 of this bullshit and i just play with you look at you five i just gotta walk i did everything cool 0.96

00:14:05.800 just for fun well not really fun i was mad i was angry but then we was going back and forth and 0.99

00:14:10.520 shit but i knew him since i was like 11 like it's my it's my dog so we going back and forth we 0.98

00:14:14.520 cut each other out and shit and then my dog go you you up in like two minutes you gonna keep 1.00

00:14:17.720 cuts me i said yeah nigga fuck you actually you fire bitch and i walked on stage and it was like 1.00

00:14:22.040 a really good shit yeah the whole crowd say fuck joe davis sometimes it kind of gets you fired up 1.00

00:14:28.360 right yeah but um but you're like performing pretty like you're gonna be on netflix basically now yeah 0.99

00:14:34.520 yeah yeah that's that i just saw that was announced like yeah that was crazy so how's that feel

00:14:41.080 terrifying yeah i gotta do a brand new minute for netflix so it's not already taped no no

00:14:48.200 so it's gonna be live yeah oh no i mean like a live event we when we uh when we do it it's

00:14:53.480 live for us but i don't think it's gonna be it's gonna be like three pre-recorded yeah yeah like

00:14:58.520 the same way it's doing youtube nice i'm pretty sure i don't know all the details but i'm pretty sure

00:15:02.040 does that is that stressful having to do a new minute every week yeah it's terrifying like as

00:15:05.800 soon as you're done and it goes well you're like oh it's the best the best feeling is when it does

00:15:11.240 when it goes well when i can walk off it you don't understand i'm talking about all the time it's like

00:15:15.560 it's such a weird feeling to be like uh the minute go good the interview going good and i'm

00:15:19.640 just like all right i think it's an exit here hopefully he let me off now you know what i said

00:15:24.760 because it's like that i can be like crescendo it gets over right i get to fight do another day

00:15:30.440 you know what i'm saying yeah it's uh that meant to be stressful but it's fun dude i think it's a

00:15:34.440 good exercise but it's uh it's definitely a scratch does do you do the minutes on tour

00:15:43.000 the best the better ones i do yeah the ones i like a lot i try to bring i try to do a more tour

00:15:48.120 but i gotta wait a minute dude do you um read the comments yeah you do i'm stopping though i'm

00:15:53.640 stopping you're stopping i'm trying to find out what joe rogan tell you to stop everybody doing yeah

00:15:57.800 everybody tell me to stop it's just it's it's kind of one of those things where everybody's like yeah

00:16:01.560 you're not supposed to do that but they all do it yeah but it's yeah like to an extent i mean you

00:16:06.440 kind of i mean my comments i just recently did a pod patreon pod where i said that candace owens

00:16:14.120 like broke a lot of old jewish people's hearts yeah because they were like i used to like candace and 1.00

00:16:19.160 she's the first black woman that i ever liked and then people didn't and then and then at the end

00:16:25.720 i'm like i kind of get it though why like i what did ben shapiro not pay her enough like maybe you

00:16:30.520 you know if i worked for ben shapiro i'd probably be anti-semitic too because he just sounds so jewish 1.00

00:16:35.000 yeah and the comments were like insane people were like jews belong to the gas chambers 0.99

00:16:42.280 and i'm like okay well fuck but you know i like i'm not gonna respond to that kind of 1.00

00:16:47.080 yeah that's insane yeah i'd be on reddit be on my ass but reddit oh my god what's it's just a reddit 1.00

00:16:54.840 kill tony what like what do you think those people are like in real life probably real dick 0.99

00:17:00.680 ass but you don't know like my bro i don't know that dude could be cool to see he probably not 0.99

00:17:04.840 but in my brain go he probably has got it all figured out though he's just calling you a 1.00

00:17:08.520 fuck nigga he believed that yeah it's just man i don't even have reddit dude no i don't i don't 0.99

00:17:14.200 i just every time i be like let me let me check it out let me check see what's going on but then i look 1.00

00:17:19.320 and i go god damn bro i want to fight a nigga dog yeah and there's a lot of people who just don't 0.98

00:17:24.680 know who understand like comedy and shit well comics are human beings like we're human beings 1.00

00:17:29.160 and like if you you know people like will comment on mine like you're a fat sack of shit who is you 0.98

00:17:35.160 know it's like it's like i got a family right and i love and i'm like you know something i'm a person 0.98

00:17:41.320 yeah that should be that should hurt bro should be and i it don't uh it don't get to as much as it used 0.85

00:17:47.880 to but yeah one at first it was like oh my what the fuck what the fuck did i do because before 0.94

00:17:52.120 kill tony i was getting like i had like a little falling off tick tock and shit and for the most 0.90

00:17:55.640 part it was only like just cool things like my phone was kid kid really funny now it's like 0.99

00:18:00.680 fuck this nigga this nigga ain't shit who the fuck is this is it more like was it right away like as 1.00

00:18:07.640 soon as you started doing it no no at first they were they seen they were like it was like real cool 1.00

00:18:11.720 they loved you i was funny i read a comment there was one comment it was like uh y'all like him now

00:18:17.160 but i give y'all like four five months i'm gonna switch i'm gonna turn on him and y'all don't even 0.99

00:18:22.280 know y'all gonna turn on him it took about four months it was like you know what i think fuck cam 0.94

00:18:27.240 patterson just like like that but it's a jealousy thing though because most of the people who 0.96

00:18:33.640 hate on comedians want to be comedians yeah and then they just don't have the

00:18:38.360 understanding or how to do it or but yeah it's the most the way i look at it is like most of the people

00:18:44.440 who are haters online do not buy tickets yeah no and they never did or like people do gaslighting

00:18:50.520 shit where they're like i used to like him i used to pay money to go see him but i would never do it 0.91

00:18:55.720 now it's like bro you never came to the show okay what happened with that guy in rochester that you 0.98

00:19:00.760 like or there was oh no i'm gonna tell you he coming to the show in buffalo he come i'm i got 0.99

00:19:05.800 to take this so he's like a he's like a hardcore fan he's like a real life fuck with you like 0.99

00:19:09.960 i fuck with everything you're doing type of shit he comes to the show it got weird though but i gotta 0.99

00:19:13.400 figure out a way to do all like like you hung out with him no no no no my uh 1.00

00:19:18.040 niggas just got like motherfuckers be trying to be like funny and shit 1.00

00:19:22.520 niggas to find my number try to like hit me up like they don't understand i'm about 1.00

00:19:26.040 they found your number yeah damn it's all good that's fucking terrifying yeah and what'd they say 0.98

00:19:33.160 it's like you know just know i know your number that's like okay this is that this is sweet like 0.99

00:19:38.040 threatening just like a hey look what i can do like you don't think i can do the same

00:19:43.080 this ain't hard the funny thing is like niggas don't understand like i really like i really 1.00

00:19:48.760 just don't play with me that's all i gotta say it's not a good idea to play with me that's a good

00:19:53.320 that's what i like to say that's crazy imagine you just like put a hit out on some kill tony reddit 0.99

00:20:00.200 fan it's just not a good idea to fuck around but i don't think it's a good idea to fuck around with 0.97

00:20:04.680 like yeah with really anybody i mean yeah like you said i don't think they realize like we like 0.99

00:20:10.280 people and shit yeah so it's like in their mind it's just like it's just an entity in the world 0.51

00:20:15.000 yeah but but it's the same like you can't do anything and be successful and have people not 0.98

00:20:21.320 hate 100 like it doesn't matter what you do whether you're real estate or you know like i think kevin 0.99

00:20:27.000 gates said he's like everybody like you nigga that's pussy yeah that's pussy yeah i kind of 1.00

00:20:31.640 foot with the fact that some people could like i mean it's a soul still selling out you know what i'm 0.99

00:20:35.960 saying i feel blessed for that so it's hard to know in this climate like who likes you too or like

00:20:43.240 you know like and if you're especially if you're new to a city yeah you know it's you got to kind

00:20:50.600 of ease into it you can't just come in hot um but i i mean i came here a year ago and i it feels like

00:20:57.560 i just got here still but it's like austin's really it's like the real deal of comedy yeah people don't

00:21:06.760 realize that like like oh man the people who go why austin do people still ask well the people won't

00:21:11.800 ask you that no people ask me that like i'll be on the road they're like why austin i'm like dude

00:21:17.960 somebody asked me that in the green room of mothership rogan was in there and there was this

00:21:23.560 random guy in there i was opening for brown brian callan yeah and this random guy was started talking

00:21:29.080 he's like it was me brian callan rogan and the black rifle coffee guy were like in a conversation

00:21:35.480 and this guy's like mind if i jump in and i was like and then so he comes in and then he just starts

00:21:41.240 talking to me like basically like excluding me from the conversation i was already having with 0.97

00:21:45.720 rogan and uh which is the worst that's stupid people do that a lot though they'll be like 0.97

00:21:51.240 like you'll be talking to like tony or something and then somebody will be like can i get a cigarette 0.99

00:21:54.840 and then tony will just walk away but um and then he goes uh so what do you do here i'm like i'm a

00:22:01.240 comedian and then i'm like what do you do he's like i'm a musician i'm like okay and he's like so

00:22:05.960 why'd you where are you from like toronto he's like why'd you move to austin i'm literally like

00:22:09.960 you see joe rogan's right in the room and he was like fair enough and then he walked away and 0.99

00:22:15.240 stopped talking to me but like people are that stupid people don't people are people are really 0.99

00:22:20.040 stupid now austin is awesome though the stage time really is like it's like it's insane bro you can go 1.00

00:22:27.320 out like four or five times a night just like quickly and it's i mean it's good too because not 0.99

00:22:33.000 just anybody can get the most stage time right like if you're just a complete nobody it's gonna take

00:22:38.440 it's gonna take time yeah i think but i i feel like most people it's not it's like it's a very

00:22:43.800 few amount of people that can really come here like i've seen that happen with like really good

00:22:47.240 comments that start off and do that start doing well and shit but it's like it's a i think it's 0.78

00:22:52.200 somewhere like it's a place you got to come establish something like new york or some shit like 0.90

00:22:55.800 i agree you can't just go there and just be like it's my first day doing like he ain't go get on 0.95

00:22:59.480 shit yeah you know what i'm saying but you come like with like some good like backbone or know 0.92

00:23:03.640 know what you're doing type of shit it's uh the words yeah it's uh i wouldn't want to start comedy 0.99

00:23:12.120 in austin nah it'd be a nightmare too much and then people sign up for kill tony and it's like 0.99

00:23:19.320 you're not really right like nothing you gotta have time to be bad bro like you gotta have time to like 0.94

00:23:24.760 suck because like i watch somebody and they suck and you start doing good i'm still gonna remember you 0.99

00:23:29.880 suck it i'm thinking yeah i remember that years from now yeah like that's a bummer he bombs but 1.00

00:23:35.640 it's like if you like for real though yeah that's what come out he's a bomber but he's bombing he be 0.99

00:23:41.160 yeah you know what jolly said a lot jolly said the finance ego uh if you if you don't bomb but

00:23:45.640 it's close like it's like he said you got you you ain't bomb but you got a package on you

00:23:50.040 you got a suspicious package it ain't blow up but it was a package you got a package

00:23:54.360 no the comics that sign up for kill tony and then they do they're like have you been on kill tony

00:24:02.200 like yeah i've been five times i'm like yeah that was a bad idea bad call in canada where i'm from

00:24:09.400 toronto so they have like a the main comedy club yuck yucks and you kind of get passed like you get

00:24:16.200 put on their roster and then it's not just one club they have like 10 and then they send you around

00:24:21.480 so it's like you actually go on tour but like you're not known but people buy tickets because

00:24:27.000 they just buy tickets for yuck yucks um and uh yeah i remember going to the showcase

00:24:36.120 and being like i'm not ready for this i'm just not going to do it didn't do it for like two or three

00:24:41.480 or four years in and then i was good and then i got passed but it's like yeah there are people who just

00:24:49.160 go there from day one it's like you're never you're gonna get discouraged too because people

00:24:54.600 are good like i mean if they're ripping you apart you know what i mean like some random open

00:24:59.160 mic and they're just like this guy should kill himself straight up but i mean maybe hey it's

00:25:04.680 it's cool too when people go on and do like really good because they google they got they're

00:25:08.760 going over their best their best dude you know yeah some of sometimes people that you think are

00:25:14.200 gonna suck are actually really funny yeah but it's um it's crazy did you were you are you 0.90

00:25:21.160 political at all do you did you vote did you yeah no no ever one time my mama had voted for me once 0.93

00:25:29.160 because she was like just sign this i lied whatever obama i don't think it was it might have been

00:25:35.080 how old how old are you 25 oh okay no i think it was no i was bad no hell no my my my my my whole

00:25:44.200 side the very anti-trump do you think are black people in general anti-trump so it's just i think

00:25:51.160 split down the middle it's pretty split i think it's split it's split with like everybody yeah some

00:25:55.720 people are like hell yeah some people be like nah i can't what so are your parents with if they found

00:26:00.840 out you like voted for them would they be upset now my dad said the funniest because he called my

00:26:05.560 manager no my mess he called my uh my camera guy he was like my camera guy he was like a uh make 1.00

00:26:10.760 america great again around my dad my dad hates it like core you were fucking racist you're a damn 0.99

00:26:16.200 racist course and then my dog um my dog said that cam would have voted he would have voted for trump 1.00

00:26:22.360 and then my dad said that was only gonna be for tax reasons that makes sense for him you broke 0.98

00:26:28.280 nigga you racist that's it yeah i guess i'm sure tony probably voted for trump i mean after what he 1.00

00:26:37.160 yeah there's a little debacle that was hilarious too was he was he worried about that hell no 0.96

00:26:42.600 they'd be worried about i don't know people were people were like you're gonna ruin the election

00:26:47.320 hell no he i mean people online on that but it's like that's why that's why i think about the comments

00:26:53.880 too it's like sometimes like these niggas ain't real people you feel like like in what way in what 0.99

00:26:59.960 sense like they just like i ain't never come with no shit in my life like unless it's like oh man that's 0.97

00:27:06.120 funny or some shit like that but they sound to be like i don't really fuck with this it's like you 0.97

00:27:09.720 got that much time in your day yeah to do that yeah i don't got time to do that i don't have time to 0.98

00:27:14.200 be like i don't like this like it's funny i see shit on tiktok and i don't even like if i see something i

00:27:19.560 don't like or just like i can just cringe at me i'm not gonna say no i'm just gonna block the page 0.97

00:27:23.240 i don't want to see this again yeah i don't got i don't got no energy to see this shit yeah yeah 0.86

00:27:28.280 people sometimes look to me for like an opinion on things and then i give it and then like 90 of 0.96

00:27:34.120 people like it and then the 10 are like they don't like but that's just what it is like part of and i

00:27:40.280 mean part of that's because rogan has kind of you know made comedy bigger than just being a comic

00:27:45.720 yeah and doing podcasts or whatever and putting out your opinions and i mean they do matter

00:27:52.920 sometimes i think for me they mattered more in canada like the because it's a smaller country

00:27:59.640 like here it's it's it's more there's there's more people already giving those types of opinions

00:28:07.160 so i mean i try to just give opinions on things that i know about but part of me is like i think about

00:28:13.880 it sometimes like when i write like a tweet and then i post it and it gets a lot of likes but i'm

00:28:17.960 like dude if i had a million dollars i don't think i'd care i think part of it's like i care about

00:28:23.800 things because i'm not rich enough yeah i don't i don't know about politics i wish i knew more but

00:28:29.400 they'd just take over my day yeah you know what i'm saying it'd just be a thing because i like i 0.91

00:28:33.720 like being i either like shit that's like we might be going to world war ii you have no idea what's going 0.99

00:28:38.920 on that we if some bombs i find black damn that niggas is right that's crazy but i i can't just 0.99

00:28:46.280 put my mind on that shit because i just be what's like so what's a day in the life of cam patterson 0.99

00:28:51.400 like what are you doing in the like you just see a wake up play the game listen to sex 1.00

00:28:55.720 and then uh just go to stether play the game listen to sex oh sets yeah that'd be great 0.64

00:29:01.320 like my highlight tape yeah that's hard so you listen to everything you're super diligent yeah i try to

00:29:08.920 i try to go i try to listen to all the bad ones and see like whatever because every time i listen to

00:29:13.080 a basset i go this is why it was terrible this is why it was very bad but then i listen to some some

00:29:17.800 of the good sets have like good like tags and you know that i'd like to try to do it again and

00:29:21.720 shit like that yeah but my whole day is just stand up just stand up yeah and writing i try to write 0.81

00:29:30.840 but it's more like just punching up shit i already got and then just figuring out a minute yeah but i 0.98

00:29:37.000 usually come on like the road so you're working out at a minute at a time pretty much too yeah 0.95

00:29:42.600 so i i mean the minutes i kind of just wait to the weekend and then if i like if i think of

00:29:47.640 something i i just keep trying it and then if it's if it's something that's sticking i'd be like

00:29:52.760 oh yeah i can take it to kids on it it'd be fine but if you have like options like when you go like

00:29:57.080 on a monday are you like you have three that you might do and then you pick it last second or you're

00:30:01.560 like i'm for sure doing this one usually got one usually there's one that's like all right this might do

00:30:06.200 something most mondays i would say six out of ten months it'll just be like i have nothing i'm 0.99

00:30:13.880 finna throw we finna throw some shit to the wall but right now it's a stupid idea that has nothing 0.99

00:30:19.320 no punches no tags a lot of setup and maybe one little baby punch and that's that's most of the 0.99

00:30:26.360 that's most of the monday but sometimes i get some good shit where it's like oh hell yeah do you ever 0.76

00:30:30.600 like ask tony or anything like sometimes like uh like the hell or like yeah or yeah no not really 0.67

00:30:38.200 because i know he got a lot on his plate too yeah they're trying to figure it out and do what

00:30:41.080 now he got so much going i try to be as less of a burden to him as possible yeah he got so much

00:30:46.040 he got he got for sure for sure yeah it's it's a really like you're doing comedy on like high the

00:30:53.000 highest possible stress no my dog said he started watching kids on because he uh because he watched

00:30:59.240 i like i was just he was with me when he do come to my dog jar and he was with me one day uh when i

00:31:03.960 was just trying to figure out a minute i was running back and forth and i had i had nothing like i did

00:31:07.160 like i think i did like six spots before i did kids on and i didn't have like nothing i was just trying

00:31:11.960 to figure out like maybe this would maybe this would and just nothing was coming to him and i'm freaking

00:31:15.720 the out then i got up and it went fine and then he was like that just watching you this stress i 0.99

00:31:20.520 ain't even i had no idea all that went into to women it's like that shit be fucking me up i want 1.00

00:31:25.720 it to be good i'm just like because i love standing so much that i want it to be good i don't want to 0.98

00:31:30.360 i don't i hate i hate that fact that i that that i sometimes i hate because i just i don't like putting 0.95

00:31:36.280 out no bullshit like i love this shit too much to put out to fake the funk you know so i really wanted 0.92

00:31:41.720 to be like good or like just not not even passable good you feel me kill tony can be good regular 0.98

00:31:48.120 sense i want to be great every time it's not just that it's not how it's going to be but you know

00:31:53.000 that's what that's what i'm shooting for and so it's it get real stressful it's like i don't know

00:31:57.080 what i'm gonna go out there and say because like damn do you go on at you go on every episode right 0.60

00:32:03.320 for the most part yeah yeah if are there episodes where they're like don't come time 0.92

00:32:08.600 or something if we do two if we do two i do uh we do two days like we do one to five one uh

00:32:13.160 oh when they ate yeah i do one of those for the most part i just do one i don't do both

00:32:18.280 we did two one time and i was like this is insane it was a lot but when we do two days i just do one

00:32:25.240 and then for the most problem i'll just every monday what are the the female kill tony groupies 1.00

00:32:31.160 like are they ugly that's what i would think kind of ugly very they don't look that good some of them

00:32:36.200 look decent no makeup no one bit one bit in vancouver bro i got i got a bit now i got a 0.80

00:32:42.920 girlfriend not but one bit in vancouver she it was like she it was an ugly bit like a real like 1.00

00:32:48.680 teeth up like bad like she was okay okay i'm not gonna say she was because she might

00:32:53.960 she looked she was strange looking she was it was all but her friend was like bad like super pretty

00:33:00.120 but the the i'm not gonna call her she's not she's a good fan she she's different she looked 0.75

00:33:05.640 different and she was like she was like a real like she was like really excited to see me rapping

00:33:10.520 to me oh my god uh the friend that looked good was like she brought me here i like the show cool

00:33:15.400 and whatever but the other was like real deal like i loved it and it was funny because she looked around

00:33:20.200 for a second and she went you one of those that make me giggle and i was like no way the hot one 1.00

00:33:27.400 no the ugly one and i was like what the i just laughed a little bit and i was like that's hilarious

00:33:32.600 and then the hot one was like what the i'm like if you wasn't here she'd be getting cussed out but 0.99

00:33:36.920 you're very pretty the she very she was she was she was so bad her friend called me a 0.99

00:33:42.760 nigga and i was like nah take the picture let's take the picture she called you the n-range yeah 0.99

00:33:47.320 the white girl the white the ugly one though the different one she looked different so if they're ugly 1.00

00:33:52.120 they can say no i just thought it'd be weird too because i had this happen and i just like 0.86

00:33:58.600 i'm trying to surround people i'm not gonna grow up with nobody's face about it because i got so

00:34:02.120 much to lose i can't crack is that something that's been happening why people say the n-word

00:34:05.640 when i first started because i used to have a joke i used to tell white people like hey man you can say

00:34:10.280 like in a in a set right and they wouldn't do it on stage and they be like nah then after the show

00:34:15.800 they'd be like you know come on and i just i've always been like my brother he don't play by that 0.99

00:34:22.760 shit and most people my family don't play by that shit i don't play boy people saying like that all 0.99

00:34:26.760 like niggas they're getting flushed by shit like that but i'm like uh i don't know but i heard it 1.00

00:34:31.880 my whole life from white i grew up like my mama raised me like in a white neighborhood 0.99

00:34:35.960 i mean sometimes it could be would be funny right sometimes most times and for the most part

00:34:41.320 bruh don't be like malicious like i know if it's malicious niggas gonna be a different 0.97

00:34:45.800 well yeah that's you know that's scary but sometimes it'd be like just niggas don't be 1.00

00:34:50.280 knowing does that happen too like are people that racist no no ain't nobody call me a

00:34:54.520 nigga a long time well not like to my face mother driving by and like jay walking or something 1.00

00:35:01.480 that happened before but i've been telling people like bruh i've been caught but first i got

00:35:05.320 caught a nigger i was like 11. jesus like i was like come out my uh my own time my mama 1.00

00:35:11.320 raised me like real like it's white and white as shit but that in that was like it's 10 minutes away 0.99

00:35:16.200 we just move it's more black but my mom when my mom was there we go white at this school had like 1.00

00:35:23.160 had like uh she's six black people damn yeah 1.00

00:35:28.040 i just checked my phone because my dog went missing today for no reason i 0.99

00:35:35.320 i was just completely you gotta be close though yeah i would think so but um

00:35:45.080 who's calling me oh great oh that adult i don't know it i mean if my dog if my girl we have two dogs

00:35:54.680 and if she got my dog killed or lost then i'm gonna be like you're giving your dog away

00:36:00.840 oh so her dog is her dog the dog that's here that's not lost the dog that's lost is mine and

00:36:08.200 dog is not now she's looking for the dog with her dog but i'm saying if she lost my dog your dog 0.99

00:36:14.360 i'm gonna be like you gotta fucking get rid of your dog would you get more dogs after that 0.99

00:36:18.440 or like no dogs no no more dogs so your dog gone and then if we lost our dog and my dog dies 1.00

00:36:25.640 by getting hit by a car today then i'm done with dogs no more dogs though because i want to be able

00:36:31.800 to like my my whole thing's like my girl's like once i want to come on tour and stuff and it's like 0.97

00:36:36.600 well we have kids and we have dogs and the dogs are the issue because you got to fucking schlep them 0.98

00:36:42.360 around on a fucking airplane and then and then and then you're you know you're like say you're staying 0.99

00:36:47.560 in new york now you got to go downstairs to walk in and fucking potentially get whatever like 0.98

00:36:53.320 you know it's certain cities you don't want to do that you don't want to just be like wandering 0.99

00:36:56.920 around rochester yeah a fucking dog you know what i mean or syracuse or really any upstate new york 0.98

00:37:04.840 place why is upstate new york just such a bad i don't think they gave like they was like we're 0.99

00:37:09.400 gonna make new york cool now skirt they was like anarchy they was like we don't give a 0.68

00:37:13.800 fuck what's going on look at the outskirts is terrible they made new york cool to see everything 0.95

00:37:17.880 else around you hear the dog 1.00

00:37:27.000 what a nightmare yeah that's no it's just i feel like they're it's very like hood like people are 0.96

00:37:32.600 very scary there but i guess on outskirts of new york uh like syracuse and like ain't a bit of

00:37:38.200 ssq we're in buffalo did you hear about the thing about rochester that they the city is suing kia

00:37:45.800 for making it so easy to like steal cars because you can steal with like a usb drive you ever seen

00:37:50.840 you so it's a documentary on the kia boys it's the funniest i've ever seen in my life

00:37:56.760 like it's just it's just a dude like interviewing like 14 rules and like why do you steal cars like

00:38:02.360 because it's fun and i enjoy it but then one time it was like uh he asked the kid he said so what 0.97

00:38:10.360 if y'all steal the car because they driving like insane they not driving the bitches like mundane 1.00

00:38:14.360 like they're like no we niggas drive still those like like if we die in this cold care and it was 0.98

00:38:20.120 funny because he said he go hey man like what if like you're driving the car crazy and you hit me

00:38:26.360 like until somebody dies would it be my fault like yeah it's your fault you should have moved 0.98

00:38:29.640 that's yeah kid boy that's yeah kia is dumb as hell but who figured that out who was like usb thing 1.00

00:38:38.600 yeah who was like who pulled the shit down that was like yeah have you ever like do you know how to 0.99

00:38:45.080 hotwire a car i'm not a hot water car no have i ever stolen the car i don't know no i wouldn't 0.93

00:38:51.080 now we almost did when i was a kid i almost stole the car yeah it was pretty funny but like

00:38:57.480 like my friend there's a place in canada called muskoka yeah it's pretty it's kind of bougie and

00:39:04.840 uh a guy that i knew his parents had like a big-ass cottage there and in high school they would just

00:39:09.960 like let us smoke shit ton of weed and drink and shit and so we got hammer we there was like this um 0.86

00:39:18.680 my one friend worked at this restaurant that had like a dorm for the restaurant because it was kind 0.98

00:39:24.040 of like a young people you know everybody's fucking each other and it's like party all the time type 0.84

00:39:29.480 vibe for people who work there and he's like the plan was we'll drive to which was probably about 20

00:39:35.640 minutes away this dorm we'll drink there like pre-drink and then we'll walk like down this little hill

00:39:43.000 that there's like a school bus picks you up at night and takes you to this like club it's like a very

00:39:47.960 rural thing but it's like in the middle of nowhere but um so we get fucking hammered my one friend 0.93

00:39:54.600 there was this guy there named gator like his last name was gaterson yep but it's just everybody's

00:40:00.200 like oh gator oh yeah and he had molly so he was like my friend just like parachuted molly

00:40:05.800 and he's like starting to trip out we walk down we see the bus coming we're all like getting excited

00:40:10.120 the bus opens the door they're like we're full and there's no more buses we're like what the

00:40:14.120 fuck and then they ended up um just driving away so then we walked back to the dorm and we're like 0.98

00:40:20.920 okay who's the least drunk and like one of the kids like drove us to the fucking which is so 1.00

00:40:27.160 stupid and dangerous in my mom's like toyota camry drove us to pretty much where it was and we were 0.99

00:40:34.200 driving driving and we go over this hill we see cop lights we pull into a fucking like grocery store 1.00

00:40:38.600 parking lot he puts it in park the car's not even stopped moving you just hear like like the 0.99

00:40:43.000 fucking like the like if you ever put a car in park while it's moving it's fucked up so um and 0.99

00:40:49.080 then we walked and it was probably like a 30 minute walk from there because we were afraid to drive closer 0.99

00:40:55.560 because the cops and um this gator guy is with us and he's like i forgot my id in the car we're like

00:41:03.320 fuck so we give him the keys he goes back to the car we we get to the club we get in we're having a 0.98

00:41:09.480 good time the gator guys like we're like where the fuck is that guy um we just get so drunk like 1.00

00:41:16.520 blackout that like we don't even remember then when we're leaving there's all these school buses lined 0.91

00:41:21.240 up to take people back yeah and um we're like where's the gator guy and he's like i already i

00:41:26.680 went on a random bus and i have your keys and so we couldn't get back in our car so now it's like it's

00:41:34.360 like chaos right like it's all kids they're all drunk there's like 10 school buses lined up what

00:41:40.120 there's cops everywhere so what how the fuck did the school bus so the school buses are like the

00:41:46.280 like the the nightclub has the it's in the middle of nowhere pretty much so it's in this place called

00:41:51.160 bala and um it's it's actually a really well-known place like snoop dogs perform there and like a bunch

00:41:57.400 of other bands comics to have performed there it's like a big venue um it can be like a nightclub or it

00:42:04.680 can be like a music type thing like sit down thing but um so the buses are hired by that company yeah

00:42:11.000 and people pay like you pay a ticket and it includes like your bus ride to and from because people come

00:42:16.760 from like 30 minutes 40 minutes an hour away because there's nobody in that town really to go there anyway

00:42:22.680 um it's like a summer thing but anyway so then we're like it let's just get on a random bus

00:42:27.400 and we just get on a random bus we're like smoking on the bus they don't give a fuck we're like where's 0.86

00:42:33.160 this we're hammered my one friend's going is this going to six mile lake and she's like we're going 0.98

00:42:37.540 the opposite way we're like fuck it so we're just going into and it's like pitch black there's no 0.96

00:42:42.400 it's like all country roads like there's no fucking street lights nothing and so we're finally we're 0.98

00:42:48.240 we're coming up to like a gas station we're just like yo let us out here like my one buddy's like i 0.92

00:42:52.300 know where we are like let's just get out here so we're at this like a gas station in the middle 0.79

00:42:56.480 of the night it's completely closed and uh you know we we fucked with you know the monster energy 0.99

00:43:02.020 drink sign we made it say like suck dick or something and um and then there was just all 0.99

00:43:08.440 these cars that were there because i guess they had like a mechanic shop too yeah and so we're just 0.99

00:43:14.340 hammering we're like let's see if these are open they were all open like every single one and then we

00:43:18.960 got into mercedes uh mercedes with like it had like golf club brand new clubs in it and shit and we get 0.86

00:43:25.160 in and my buddy just reaches under the seat and the keys there and he just turns it on we're like 0.68

00:43:30.240 are we stealing this right now like are we doing this like are we doing this and then we didn't do 0.97

00:43:35.780 it because the one guy was like my father will find out and all that shit the fuck out but then we 0.96

00:43:41.020 ended up just we walked to a there was an ambulance station so we're like can you drive us home the guy's 0.94

00:43:46.500 like no but we'll give you water and they gave us water and then we walked there was like a

00:43:51.540 uh like a furniture store like outdoor furniture and we just ended up sleeping on chairs till like

00:43:57.260 7 a.m we and then we got a we had to get a cab because they don't have uber and it was like they

00:44:02.700 don't even think uber existed that but we had to get a cab and it was like 300 bucks to get home 0.98

00:44:06.520 because we were so far we just went in the middle of fucking nowhere what the fuck that's not like a 0.97

00:44:11.600 movie it's crazy right that's insane yeah but that was our moment we could have stolen the car 0.99

00:44:17.740 yeah because we were we were in the car just going nuts like laughing so hard that is funny 0.98

00:44:22.560 because the car's just on and we're like got the music going and shit oh fuck and then the cops drove 1.00

00:44:29.600 by um when we were like walking down the road and then my buddy just goes you're a faggot to the 1.00

00:44:36.080 cop after y'all was in the car what's that after y'all was in the car yeah that's hilarious yeah and 0.99

00:44:41.340 then the cop was like what'd you say and he was like i said thank you officer or something i was like

00:44:45.380 oh my god i was so embarrassed we're like 17. that's where it was probably probably using fake

00:44:50.320 ids or something he's crazy now that's funny i used a fake id on vacation with my dad was like

00:44:57.660 cool with me just like having a fake id in florida in miami and that's funny bro i used to have i had

00:45:05.700 no fake id my uh my homeboy was older than me and he just looked it like he's old id it just looked

00:45:12.720 like me a little some people got yeah we're lucky here you go gang like it was definitely you a lot of

00:45:18.520 a lot of chicks do that why i say you 6'3 they usually don't look at that did they actually ask that 1.00

00:45:26.520 nah nah nah but he was 6'3 that's the first time i was like nigga you 6'3 they're not gonna look at 0.99

00:45:30.440 the 6'3 nigga you look alike good that's big word too there was that word like a charm you that busy 0.99

00:45:36.440 looking at tallahassee when i was in the university there was a like a what they call them like a 0.98

00:45:42.220 fucking residence dawn it's like they work for the they're a student but they kind of they're older 0.94

00:45:48.200 so they take care of the younger kids on the floor or whatever yeah and like she like she got fired 1.00

00:45:53.800 for the use giving her card to like random kids to go like as as her yeah use my id what was your

00:46:00.120 shoes like shitty alcoholic choice in high school yeah when you would drink yeah we would do this weird

00:46:08.200 thing called uh five blunt fridays and it was like you had to smoke five blunts and then you had to 0.73

00:46:16.560 duct tape like a oe to your hand yeah like like like an old english yeah so like everybody would have

00:46:23.020 just duct tape with the old english and it was like 15 hammered that oh what it is daytime you 0.92

00:46:29.780 what that shit called that shit called so i'm not sure what it's called beer like the duct tape it's it 0.93

00:46:34.220 oh it's called on yeah yeah so i don't know we would drink old english we would drink um 1.00

00:46:41.700 just other like just like spiked spiked shit like just shit that would just fuck you like 0.99

00:46:47.900 smeared off ice palm mason palm bays no no you know y'all have y'all have palm mason it's called 1.00

00:46:54.660 it's called palm mason we have palm bays what what is that's like is that it's liquor or is it like

00:47:00.460 it's like uh cooler okay palm mason liquor that'd be like 40 but it's like it tastes like juice

00:47:06.140 but it's like you can get like right this big it's like a four loco type thing basically but it'd be

00:47:12.780 like this big like 20 dollars not even i think i thought about that before 15 out and i was i was 0.82

00:47:18.680 19 then because i didn't start drinking till like really comedy but i was my cousin and shit that i 0.86

00:47:23.940 drink with them but when i was night we went to uh we went to it's something called uh it's a it's a 0.98

00:47:30.100 it's a hbcu called famu in tylerhassen i don't think they have the dog oh fuck 0.99

00:47:35.900 that's up that really suck it does suck but it's like i almost like i don't know like what are you 0.99

00:47:43.780 gonna do and it's the hardest thing to be like i ain't never losing the dog my dog just died 0.99

00:47:48.380 it's so fucked up oh my dog but that is right before you got here it was just so stressful like 0.99

00:47:53.360 i just you ask i smoke a cigarette i'm like what happened yeah no i was just stressed oh i feel like 0.99

00:47:59.820 i did see something there maybe my uh just i was in a fucking hospital the hospitals are very nice 0.96

00:48:08.480 here for real like i don't know i don't go a lot of your no well that's good try not to i mean i try 0.83

00:48:15.540 not to too i'd be terrified of hospitals but having kids so oh yeah go for that yeah yeah i don't i'm

00:48:21.240 last time i went to hospital i was like i played football and i broke my wrist and uh my mama the

00:48:26.640 whole time on the way there she was like if your wrist not broken nigga i'm gonna break it better 0.99

00:48:32.580 be broken and i was i got scared i'm like maybe it's not maybe i'm just bitching i'm like okay well

00:48:37.720 just take me home with it it might it might be cool i'm pretty sure it's fine i'm trying to move 0.82

00:48:42.200 this shit we get there like yeah it's a clean break wrist broken jesus from wait from what i play 0.86

00:48:47.120 football oh from football the kid i'm a homeboy his name would beat it and nigga picked me up 0.99

00:48:51.060 and he tried to slam me and then we did he ain't try he did he slammed me and i tried to brace

00:48:56.340 myself from the fall and i did like this and i just snapped my wrist jesus the worst part so you

00:49:00.840 have metal in there nah nah it's good nah it healed up pretty good did you not go to the hospital i went

00:49:05.700 to the hospital i went to the hospital got a cast they didn't they weren't even like uh they had to

00:49:10.040 they had to do too much to it yeah like just put his cast i had it off like a couple months i got

00:49:13.840 stepped on by a skate blade jesus yeah ice hockey they how you got to get stitches yeah yeah they had to

00:49:23.140 stitch it up and then it like swelled up it was like that big and like exploded so it got like

00:49:28.400 we got it fit it wasn't infected it just like it was it just was like the dex day was just swelling

00:49:34.780 from whatever reason um it wasn't infected but then i had to go back and like open it and it was

00:49:41.460 fucked up right yeah literally got stepped so like in hockey when somebody had grown up yeah as well 0.85

00:49:48.980 so like when somebody like attacks the goalie or like so like there was a guy on a breakaway 0.96

00:49:53.560 yeah and like i was like chasing him down and then he basically like purposely slid into the goalie

00:50:00.000 to like take him out and then like took out the whole net and everything and um

00:50:05.160 did we find the dog

00:50:07.880 did we find the dog cast

00:50:16.020 yeah yeah so like i after that there was like a brawl

00:50:45.660 and then i just looked down and like i was just bleeding a lot because somebody like stepped

00:50:50.520 on my arm and yeah it was pretty did you fight a lot of hockey not a ton but like a few times yeah

00:50:57.420 is there somewhere it's someone on the team that's like designated to fight us as the nigga at like a 0.97

00:51:01.500 higher level yeah um

00:51:04.240 i feel like i feel like i saw him on the at the fence

00:51:10.560 i got suspended a few times like one time some guy said something to me and then i just cross

00:51:25.380 checked him from behind which is like you're not allowed to do and then you get like two game 0.99

00:51:29.860 suspension or whatever i think that's dope in hockey though you can't do that shit in basketball 0.99

00:51:33.120 no niggas be talking crazy you could throw elbows though yeah but no i'm a smart guy 0.99

00:51:38.260 that was you just punching nigga dead in the face god like that's why i'm why god didn't make me too 0.99

00:51:43.900 good at basketball i was good like i practice shit okay to the game though i was like i just 0.99

00:51:48.840 wasn't enough but it was uh i was never like i was never good i could talk shit i was just never 0.99

00:51:54.900 good people were talking shit to me i'm i'm i'm gonna want to fight you as soon as you say 0.99

00:52:00.500 something crazy like okay we should just fight then but you call me a bitch all right say this 1.00

00:52:04.000 it's not ain't no games and then after the game you want to come up to me be like you know good 1.00

00:52:07.520 game nigga fuck you yeah nigga i still hate you and your family dude i uh the jewish community center 1.00

00:52:14.540 in toronto i signed up for basketball camp i like playing basketball yeah um but i was like the only 1.00

00:52:19.940 person who paid and then everybody else were kind of like people from the hood that they just like

00:52:25.160 were letting do it for free as like a thing so like i was there like oh i paid 600 bucks for

00:52:30.460 this and then like everybody else was just like hard elbows like right to the like i was getting 0.54

00:52:34.900 elbowed in the face every fucking time that's hilarious yeah and the guys were like pretty hard 0.85

00:52:39.920 like they a couple of them like went to jail like like that year that's right one guy had dk i don't 0.98

00:52:46.060 know do you know dk cigarettes oh maybe that's a canadian thing y'all y'all cigarettes got like

00:52:52.080 yeah the packaging is insane yeah the packaging's weird yeah that's like look

00:52:56.340 yeah they got like dead people on it and dead babies and but no the dks were a thing that people

00:53:03.400 used to there was like a ghetto toronto thing was like put the dks in the freezer i'm like 0.63

00:53:09.520 be like are those cold like it was like the cigarettes were like out of the freezer

00:53:13.500 some weird shit the cigarettes were in they would leave cigarettes in the freezer and then smoke them

00:53:19.580 yeah you'll try that with a blunt that had to be no it would be sick we used to put honey on blunts 0.98

00:53:25.280 like straight up honey or like maple syrup yeah i would not understand that to make it sweet yeah 0.69

00:53:30.680 yeah that sounds stupid speaking of the uh freezer thing i think i actually told you this once because 0.66

00:53:37.540 i had a buddy whose cousin was um like a brand ambassador for under armor and she was working with 0.93

00:53:44.580 the migos and like took my friend with her to like go to actually in rochester that's um where they 0.99

00:53:52.440 were performing there and he got to go and uh it was like he looked in their fridge and he was like

00:54:01.180 all they all they had in the they had in the freezer of the mini fridge they had condoms and gushers

00:54:07.220 and that's all they had in in the fridge yeah that's a condom so they keep the condoms cold

00:54:15.080 that's funny yeah i'm gonna try that yeah and then i think it was like take off or something it was

00:54:21.000 like fruit gushers in the rider cuz and my friend was like just super white just like oh okay thank you

00:54:27.400 for having me here i think he actually asked if he could hit a blunt at one time and they just didn't

00:54:32.320 like they didn't like he was like can i hit that and they're just like like just didn't acknowledge

00:54:38.000 it's like are you crazy but he said that the whole time like they don't even hang out like and talk 0.95

00:54:45.000 they literally are just silent the whole fucking time they just sit there on their phones so i don't 0.98

00:54:51.080 know but that's a different musicians i am jealous of musicians because they like there's no equivalent 0.95

00:54:56.840 to what kill tony is for music where it's like new song new one minute song every week hell no

00:55:02.680 they're gonna do that it's impossible oh it's impossible and they can they get to replay them 0.99

00:55:06.920 bitches too yeah that's the best part like you gotta hear you play that bitch all right let me go 1.00

00:55:12.420 out there and do the same joke for 10 years but what are you not are you not trying yeah i'm a regular 0.99

00:55:19.420 and it's uh you know the loony bin but uh no thank you so much for coming through and doing the 0.98

00:55:26.720 podcast while my dog is getting hit by a car yeah it's really fucked up that sucks yeah what kind of 0.99

00:55:34.640 chance of shit suit yeah it's a shit suit i'm gonna look out on my way out i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna look 1.00

00:55:39.060 for it so on this way pick him up save pull over your impala with a three hey come here hey it just 1.00

00:55:47.360 me come here come here come here hey come on come on his name's wheezy wheezy his real name's

00:55:54.760 lil wayne wheezy l baby yeah his legal name's lil wayne but um that's he's gone you gotta find 1.00

00:56:00.500 lil wayne he's fucking gone is he a black dog he's white he's uh beige beige wheezy l baby fuck i'm gonna 0.99

00:56:07.280 keep flicking the lighter yeah till he comes back yeah thank you for coming through and uh do you 0.99

00:56:14.960 have anything that like you want to are you promoting anything on the road i'm on the road

00:56:18.780 i'm on the road every weekend tickets uh go to my instagram it's at uh cancel from the ig and i think

00:56:25.560 i got i think i got campassin.com i'm pretty sure i do okay cool you go to campassin.com it should be

00:56:30.340 there yeah and uh no i just got passed at technically at mothership so that's pretty cool

00:56:35.580 your dog might be gone yeah would you pass it yeah yeah exactly i traded i traded one 0.99

00:56:40.940 dog for another dog it's my new dog uh fuck the whole dog that's so sad no i'm actually after 0.99

00:56:49.720 you leave i'm probably gonna cry a bunch but i hope you find a dog yeah it's pretty sad so um but 0.99

00:56:55.580 yeah i have a special coming out uh this friday too so uh there's what's coming out on uh youtube

00:57:00.740 yeah just independently putting it out there i think that's the best yeah to sell tickets and

00:57:06.380 stuff and where you did it get people uh tampa bay side splitters hell yeah i think i love 0.91

00:57:11.300 so sick yeah yeah bt's like fucking he's the guy yeah he's yeah he's a g so yeah appreciate you 0.96

00:57:20.100 thank you man no problem when you put it up let me know i'm gonna be posting hell yeah of course yeah 0.97

00:57:24.000 yeah we'll collab on some stuff i'll cut it up nice yeah yeah thank you guys keep supporting the

00:57:28.980 podcast benbankus.com find my dog we'll i hope you find your dog good night

Bankas Podcast - March 14, 2025

Kam Patterson ｜ Bankas Podcast - #085

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