Bankas Podcast - November 02, 2025


BANKAS PODCAST ｜ Blue Jays Lose⧸Olivia Chow's Fault⧸Toronto in Shambles - #108


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Length

40 minutes

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139.68259

Word Count

5,630

Sentence Count

235

Misogynist Sentences

16

Hate Speech Sentences

31


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Dodgers beat the Blue Jays in the World Series and I'm here to talk about it. I also talk about my trip to Canada and how the gambling is out of control in Canada and why we should all just get along.

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00:00:00.280 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Bankist podcast. The Dodgers beat the Blue Jays last night, which I'm, of course, I mean, I was depressed about.
00:00:11.140 I was kind of happy about because I left Toronto the day of game seven. I went to game six. Thank you. Shout out to to Ryan who took me.
00:00:22.440 But God damn, dude, I thought I was going to have a heart attack in game six, not even from the game, just being out of shape.
00:00:31.220 And, you know, the amount of booze that was happening in that box. Pretty crazy.
00:00:36.880 We sat in a box next to the Jays wives, and apparently they were mad at our box because the game before I was there, one of the guys in the box, they were accusing him of saying that he was going to finger someone.
00:00:48.840 I don't know. It was it was very funny. It was very funny. It was a great time.
00:00:54.620 But I did miss Halloween to go to the Jays game, which the Jays ruined a lot of Halloweens.
00:01:02.420 Let's be honest. They ruined a lot of Halloweens. There was videos in Toronto of guys walking around with TVs who trick or treating.
00:01:13.900 But I just outright, you know, missed Halloween for the Jays to lose.
00:01:18.880 So that was upsetting to me. A lot of people are mad at me because I made a video today where.
00:01:25.400 You know, I wore this hat.
00:01:27.760 I essentially wore this hat and then I said nothing and then I took it off.
00:01:33.660 And then I put on this head.
00:01:36.260 And I mean, this hat now it looks better just because they're world champions, obviously.
00:01:43.880 I mean, Toronto is my you know, I'm from Toronto, but look, you know, at a certain point.
00:01:52.620 At a certain point.
00:01:55.980 You want to be on the winning team, you know, I'm saying Toronto, the Canada.
00:01:59.980 Canada, 51st state.
00:02:05.180 I don't know.
00:02:06.160 I love Canada. I love America.
00:02:08.060 I think everybody needs to get along.
00:02:10.180 Everybody should just get along.
00:02:12.700 Why can't Israel and Palestine just get along?
00:02:17.300 Can we all just get along?
00:02:20.000 No, we all do need to get along.
00:02:22.140 And it's fun to trigger people with sports.
00:02:26.720 People like you are you're a traitor.
00:02:28.960 You're a cuck.
00:02:29.420 It's like, dude, I literally just have both hats.
00:02:32.000 I don't I'm not I don't even really I didn't even gamble.
00:02:36.080 Honestly, I feel bad for all the Canadians in gambling debt right now because of the game, because the gambling is out of control in Canada.
00:02:47.940 And everybody's gambling.
00:02:50.960 I mean, the casino that I was at in Calgary, which was amazing.
00:02:56.640 A lot of gambling going on.
00:02:58.500 Yeah, I'm a man.
00:02:59.540 I wear many hats.
00:03:01.820 Somebody gave me this hat in.
00:03:04.480 I want to say Red Deer or Calgary or Grand Prairie or no, actually, no.
00:03:09.160 Somebody gave me this hat in B.C.
00:03:10.420 in Vancouver, West New Westminster.
00:03:12.200 What a roller coaster ride, because I mean, I just went on a Canada tour.
00:03:18.220 I was just in B.C.
00:03:20.080 I was in I was in Tacoma when they beat when Blue Jays beat the Mariners.
00:03:26.460 And I was in Calgary.
00:03:30.100 We did.
00:03:30.520 I think it was seven sold out shows.
00:03:35.560 We did nine shows total.
00:03:37.980 One of them was that's a podcast was in there.
00:03:40.260 And we added a show at the last minute and we only sold like one hundred and some.
00:03:45.580 But we just did it because I did it for the people who were harassing me that they didn't get to come to a show.
00:03:51.760 And well, here's one more show.
00:03:53.800 And it was actually a really good show.
00:03:55.100 We did something a little different.
00:03:56.140 We celebrated Armin's birthday on that one.
00:03:58.020 It was his birthday.
00:03:59.800 So it was all around.
00:04:00.940 It was a really.
00:04:02.760 It was a really good time.
00:04:05.420 All in all, it was a really good time.
00:04:07.820 And we broke the food and beverage record on the Saturday in Calgary.
00:04:13.920 I think it was October 25th for the venue for a comedy.
00:04:19.220 They've never sold that many booze and food in one day.
00:04:22.960 Three shows.
00:04:24.780 Very epic.
00:04:25.480 A lot of clips coming from that.
00:04:27.560 A lot of really good stand up.
00:04:29.220 I might even put out a special from it.
00:04:30.820 Like some of those shows were just so amazing.
00:04:33.900 And we filmed it so well.
00:04:37.320 It was a really.
00:04:41.640 Really good time.
00:04:42.920 I mean, this hat is crazy a little bit.
00:04:44.700 I don't know.
00:04:45.300 I like it, though, but.
00:04:47.440 I don't know if I want to wear that the whole time.
00:04:51.020 Because Canada is obviously like it's still a freak.
00:04:53.500 Like, I don't know.
00:04:54.280 I travel more than a lot of the people who are angry about everything.
00:04:58.780 Like a lot of the people who are like, this is, you know, it's not free country.
00:05:02.780 You can't go anywhere.
00:05:03.520 You can't do anything.
00:05:04.320 You can't say anything.
00:05:05.120 I mean, I'm traveling around and I do think it is a free country unless I'm wrong.
00:05:12.640 I mean, taking away the property rights in BC is, that shit is just fucking crazy.
00:05:18.240 And obviously that's triggering a lot of people.
00:05:22.240 The Chinese people are not happy about it.
00:05:23.880 I've been doing a bit about that.
00:05:24.880 If you're coming out to see me live.
00:05:26.360 A whole new act coming soon because, as you know, you can only go to a place pretty much with the same act once.
00:05:37.760 And I had to come up with the new act a lot because when I first started doing touring in Canada, I mean, I didn't have a visa.
00:05:51.740 I couldn't tour in the States.
00:05:52.900 I barely even had American fans at that point.
00:05:56.920 And, I mean, I did.
00:05:58.380 It was probably still a lot, but it was probably still 50-50 with my fan base, which now it's like, I think it's like 70, 30 Americans to Canadians.
00:06:10.100 And part of the reason for that is because there's just so many, there's more Americans, obviously.
00:06:17.400 But my Canadian fans are more concentrated.
00:06:21.040 Calgary was crazy.
00:06:23.360 Crazy, crazy how many people we met.
00:06:26.000 How many shows we did.
00:06:27.780 It was very fun.
00:06:28.640 I love that.
00:06:29.720 I love that.
00:06:31.240 Six shows in Vancouver was nothing to shake a fist at.
00:06:35.380 It's just that we did three in a day and Calgary was crazy.
00:06:37.680 But I forget what I was trying to tell you guys.
00:06:42.980 I don't know.
00:06:43.520 The Jays lost.
00:06:45.000 And it was sad.
00:06:46.580 And I was at game six.
00:06:49.060 And it was a cool atmosphere.
00:06:52.100 It was really exciting.
00:06:54.420 And it was just such a letdown.
00:06:57.940 It's kind of crazy when somebody offers, you know, come have the most, you know, high-end experience.
00:07:05.680 It was a Toronto high-end experience.
00:07:09.300 And then to see them lose in such a cool setting was heartbreaking.
00:07:16.260 It made me put on that other hat.
00:07:17.640 It really made me put on that other hat, which I already owned.
00:07:20.920 Because I bought this last year when the Dodgers won.
00:07:24.360 Because last year when they won, I was in L.A.
00:07:28.240 When the Dodgers won.
00:07:31.980 In 2024.
00:07:33.660 The Dodgers won and I was in L.A.
00:07:36.000 I bought that hat.
00:07:37.380 I was happy for you guys.
00:07:38.800 And then this is how you repay me.
00:07:42.340 Maybe the Dodgers.
00:07:43.600 I mean, the Blue Jays.
00:07:45.120 It's just.
00:07:45.880 This is my childhood right here, bro.
00:07:48.540 This is my child.
00:07:49.480 This is.
00:07:50.040 I mean, this is a childhood that I didn't even know about.
00:07:52.620 This is when my mom was pregnant.
00:07:54.400 They won the first time in 92.
00:07:56.580 Then they won again in 93.
00:07:58.720 And I was one.
00:07:59.700 So I don't really remember that.
00:08:01.060 But I can.
00:08:01.480 I feel the excitement was.
00:08:06.620 But.
00:08:08.420 Look.
00:08:09.600 I'm happy the Blue Jays didn't win for the sole reason that it made Olivia Chow sad.
00:08:15.280 Can we please have that?
00:08:17.600 It is interesting that she.
00:08:22.780 Basically is so angry that the Jays lost that she went to like.
00:08:26.300 She's like going full pro-Palestine now.
00:08:29.300 Which I guess she was always full pro-Palestine, but.
00:08:33.560 We feel the pain of what happens around the world.
00:08:39.240 The genocide in Gaza impact us all.
00:08:43.160 Our common law and our shared humanity is tested.
00:08:47.700 And I always speak out when children anywhere are feeling the pain and violence and hunger.
00:08:59.300 It's a bad thing.
00:09:04.900 It's so bad.
00:09:06.360 Everybody is dying.
00:09:08.740 And the Jew is a problem.
00:09:11.700 Because a Jays didn't win a game.
00:09:14.540 I was not around to go to a box seat.
00:09:17.240 Because a Jewish man who owned a box said they didn't want a Riviera Chow.
00:09:24.420 So I'll go over.
00:09:26.220 I don't know.
00:09:26.680 Everybody split on that issue.
00:09:28.480 It's probably.
00:09:29.580 Somebody called me Ben Genocide Bankist last night.
00:09:33.200 This wasn't an Olivia Chow fail.
00:09:35.220 This was a Doug Ford provincial fail.
00:09:38.520 People were.
00:09:39.160 This was last night after the Jays game.
00:09:41.420 People couldn't get back home.
00:09:44.080 12.30 is a cutoff for the 1 o'clock train.
00:09:47.140 Don't bullshit, people.
00:09:48.380 Say 1 o'clock is the last one.
00:09:50.240 It's not 1 o'clock.
00:09:51.760 And that's the last one.
00:09:52.940 That's bullshit.
00:09:54.500 Bullshit.
00:09:55.740 I call you bullshit.
00:09:58.540 You said it was open twice a hour.
00:10:00.320 You said it was open twice a hour.
00:10:00.340 You said it was open twice a month.
00:10:04.580 Fuck you later.
00:10:07.880 You had anybody here waiting like a bunch of idiots.
00:10:11.900 Shame on me.
00:10:12.680 I don't even tell us.
00:10:14.640 I don't want to talk about it.
00:10:17.820 Fucking Mickey Mouse bullshit.
00:10:20.300 What kind of fucking bullshit is this?
00:10:22.340 Fucking losers.
00:10:31.600 What kind of fucking bullshit is this?
00:10:34.240 Fucking thousands of people, you fucking idiots.
00:10:38.160 Hundreds.
00:10:38.800 Thousands.
00:10:42.680 People banging at the glass like they're in line for the UN rice pallet in Afghanistan or Palestine or Palestine.
00:10:57.220 Unbelievable.
00:10:57.820 The aftermath of the Jays loss.
00:11:01.440 Just watching Toronto fans not be able to get onto the subway was one of the funniest things.
00:11:08.320 It made me want to put on an L.A. Dodgers hat.
00:11:10.380 Just watching Torontonians be like, what kind of bullshit is this?
00:11:13.560 No subway so it is obviously not.
00:11:15.880 It's this is.
00:11:18.160 And also, but why?
00:11:19.740 Why was there no subway service?
00:11:21.280 It's a good question, but.
00:11:25.380 It's all Olivia Chow's fault.
00:11:27.300 It's what I tweeted.
00:11:28.840 It's what I believe.
00:11:30.400 I don't know if I believe that.
00:11:31.640 Um, where's Olivia Chow said something about the parade?
00:11:43.020 She like caused the Jays to choke.
00:11:45.520 Where's that video?
00:11:46.240 Oh, dude.
00:11:47.520 Fuck.
00:12:01.640 Oh, no.
00:12:05.780 This actually happened?
00:12:24.160 Go Jays, go.
00:12:24.960 Go Jays, go.
00:12:27.300 Go Jays, go.
00:12:30.160 Go Jays, go.
00:12:31.640 Oh
00:12:33.640 This is absolutely disturbing that this is a person that is running the city that I grew up in that is
00:13:03.620 dancing around that foolishly I mean there's a difference like there's a way to make it look
00:13:10.080 cool like you know like a little I don't know they're like but dropping the mic and the thing
00:13:17.600 and the Blue Jays deserve to lose when you when you see something like that you go they they
00:13:22.240 deserved they did not deserve to win with these videos everybody wanted me to parody this one
00:13:28.600 and I'm like bro what's there to parody hey Toronto we want it all
00:13:34.640 hey Toronto we want it all
00:13:40.720 this woman is
00:13:45.780 a goldmine really she's in in some ways she's my favorite in other ways she's absolutely out of
00:13:52.860 her mind I remember I posted this one because it was like people were like parody this parody this
00:13:57.500 I'm like she already sounds more Asian than when I do the voice that you're having a great time
00:14:05.860 uh with pits and the uh playground or enjoying the cherry blossom that is uh really beautiful
00:14:14.340 or in the winter time bike around or tobogganing down uh with your kids and then the bathroom is closed
00:14:24.420 what the fuck what like what is the timing on that that that's like
00:14:30.540 she honestly sounds like an Asian version of my mom just drunk
00:14:34.880 when she'd get hammered
00:14:36.820 it's now open I saw me first it's open now
00:14:43.540 that you're having a great time
00:14:46.920 is this but this was the video when I saw it that I started to be like I don't want to make fun of her
00:14:51.880 anymore because I was like number one does she actually have a mental disability number two
00:14:56.060 or is she trying is she now making fun of me making fun of her she now making videos that sound as
00:15:03.860 close to the videos I was making
00:15:06.340 did she she saw that now she's making these videos and it's I mean they do go viral because
00:15:17.380 people like what the fuck is going it is genius in a way if she was a comedian
00:15:20.760 it'd be James but she's you know she's a politician and I guess that's fine but you know
00:15:29.280 I guess she needs to get famous however she can so that she can have as much clout as she can
00:15:36.720 I don't know I don't I'm not fully aware of the strategy I'm not privy to the Olivia Chow strategy
00:15:43.480 team the team strategy but I mean this is a woman that
00:15:49.340 has she's she's the most powerful mayor in Canada
00:15:54.520 which makes her one of the more powerful mayors in the world
00:15:59.760 and
00:16:01.880 so far she's just been a force for like pure
00:16:07.140 I guess it's I don't know if it's communist like she's kind of like what
00:16:13.340 she's like what mom Donnie like when mom Donnie gets in she's gonna get more radical
00:16:19.480 she's because mom Donnie's gonna do some radical stuff she's gonna be like we're gonna do the same thing that mom Donnie did
00:16:26.880 we're gonna close the bathroom and go to the bathroom into a prayer room for the mushroom
00:16:36.380 what was this is a Santa parade
00:16:42.520 it's the job itself is just balanced that like it's I don't know
00:16:52.920 but she made the team lose she definitely made the team lose
00:16:58.060 yeah we did a podcast in Calgary and
00:17:05.740 we did two podcasts they're gonna be coming out soon one of them
00:17:10.160 was me purely yelling basically teaching my owner my openers a lesson
00:17:16.000 we're not sure we're gonna put we're gonna put half of that podcast for free out
00:17:20.080 and the second half we're gonna put on Patreon which you need to sign up for if you support me
00:17:26.100 patreon.com slash Ben Benkis if you support me
00:17:29.520 this is the number one way to do it
00:17:32.120 you sign up it's like five bucks a month
00:17:35.440 plus if you know depending where you are if you're in Canada
00:17:38.700 if you do it on your phone
00:17:40.920 it's more expensive than if you do it on your laptop
00:17:44.140 but like you're cheap you're being cheap you're listening to me
00:17:48.660 this is a premium experience
00:17:51.360 this the listening to a Ben Benkis podcast is the same experience as getting asked to go to box seats to watch
00:17:59.820 your team lose in the World Series
00:18:03.720 that is the experience of the Benkis podcast
00:18:06.740 this is really good but I think
00:18:09.520 no but for real
00:18:12.620 patreon.com slash Ben Benkis
00:18:15.080 it's five bucks a month
00:18:16.900 I think it's like a hundred and something for the year
00:18:18.540 get it as a Christmas present
00:18:20.280 get it as a Thanksgiving present
00:18:23.080 get it as whatever present you want to call it
00:18:26.820 it's not that expensive
00:18:29.300 if let me put it in perspective
00:18:31.880 this is
00:18:33.180 this is a competition
00:18:35.020 okay
00:18:36.040 let me you want me to make a little Venn diagram here
00:18:39.340 I'm gonna make a little
00:18:41.360 so
00:18:43.760 I don't know how to do this
00:18:49.240 here we go
00:18:50.800 there's two types of comedians
00:18:52.640 okay
00:18:54.360 there's two circles there
00:18:56.500 touring
00:18:59.720 this is how we make money
00:19:01.740 touring
00:19:02.380 merch
00:19:03.820 okay
00:19:06.300 touring and merch
00:19:08.660 I don't know if you can see that
00:19:10.620 that's out of focus
00:19:12.300 then there's the comedians who do touring
00:19:16.260 merch
00:19:19.100 um
00:19:22.340 patreon
00:19:24.300 um
00:19:28.140 youtube
00:19:30.500 ad revenue
00:19:35.040 ad revenue
00:19:35.480 um
00:19:37.040 what else
00:19:42.040 uh
00:19:43.040 I guess
00:19:46.240 Facebook views too
00:19:47.460 um
00:19:50.040 right now
00:19:52.180 Facebook started paying for some of the views
00:19:54.200 not a lot
00:19:54.860 um
00:19:57.000 um
00:19:57.760 so
00:19:58.520 these are the two types
00:19:59.820 right
00:20:02.160 there
00:20:03.280 I don't know if you can see that
00:20:04.620 and
00:20:06.080 basically right now
00:20:08.120 how do I hold this up
00:20:10.020 basically right now
00:20:12.460 I'm uh
00:20:13.340 I'm here
00:20:14.620 I'm here
00:20:15.760 and we need to be here
00:20:18.020 so
00:20:19.580 the only way to go from here to here
00:20:22.500 here to here
00:20:24.620 is
00:20:25.180 you guys gotta sign up for the Patreon
00:20:27.700 a lot of you guys watch the podcast
00:20:29.220 you don't even subscribe to the YouTube
00:20:31.080 which is crazy
00:20:33.080 or you've seen my comedy specials
00:20:35.360 you haven't subscribed
00:20:35.940 so you need to subscribe
00:20:36.980 to the YouTube
00:20:38.240 um
00:20:39.680 and if you're on Facebook
00:20:41.240 if you're a Facebook scroller
00:20:42.780 why not like
00:20:44.340 Ben Bankus
00:20:45.260 comedy
00:20:45.960 on Facebook
00:20:46.720 um
00:20:48.020 the YouTube
00:20:49.780 the
00:20:50.980 you know
00:20:51.380 I do get paid for views there
00:20:52.580 and obviously
00:20:53.120 you know
00:20:54.000 when this is at
00:20:54.680 100k an episode
00:20:55.800 then it'll be a lot better
00:20:56.760 than what it's at right now
00:20:57.720 uh
00:20:59.460 touring
00:21:00.860 I do do that
00:21:01.920 that is good
00:21:03.640 touring
00:21:05.040 and I do a little bit of merch
00:21:07.120 here and there
00:21:08.340 nothing crazy
00:21:10.120 but we need to add all these
00:21:11.380 aspects
00:21:12.700 and you guys are with me
00:21:14.440 on this ride
00:21:15.140 and
00:21:15.360 and you know
00:21:15.980 we're gonna start putting out
00:21:17.220 even more stuff
00:21:18.340 you know
00:21:19.400 sketches
00:21:20.040 let's write that down
00:21:22.040 um
00:21:24.580 all kinds of things
00:21:26.540 you understand
00:21:28.360 so sign up for patreon
00:21:31.800 anyway
00:21:32.140 I can't find that one video
00:21:33.840 of Olivia Chow
00:21:34.880 talking about how the parade
00:21:37.080 is gonna
00:21:37.620 I'm gonna post a video anyway
00:21:39.120 um
00:21:40.440 and if I make it before
00:21:41.800 this video
00:21:43.280 here it is
00:21:43.980 tell me about
00:21:45.620 not if but when
00:21:47.420 we are doing the parade
00:21:48.600 what will it look like
00:21:49.920 what is involved
00:21:50.920 it would involved
00:21:53.760 color
00:21:54.880 energy
00:21:57.600 more space
00:21:59.680 than the raptor ones
00:22:01.000 yeah
00:22:01.300 can I ask you about that
00:22:02.540 because that
00:22:03.080 I was on the ground for that
00:22:04.380 that was
00:22:04.840 that was challenging
00:22:05.940 it was
00:22:06.540 I will tell you
00:22:07.300 it was scary sometimes
00:22:08.240 what are we gonna do
00:22:08.840 to make sure this is better
00:22:09.740 not anymore
00:22:10.960 the city
00:22:12.140 uh
00:22:13.180 had a
00:22:13.780 very
00:22:14.360 security
00:22:15.320 high level
00:22:16.040 security
00:22:16.720 team
00:22:17.700 to look at
00:22:18.820 the
00:22:19.660 the whole
00:22:20.440 the raptors
00:22:22.940 parade
00:22:23.540 yeah
00:22:23.880 and we have
00:22:25.100 redesigned it
00:22:25.960 and
00:22:26.440 uh
00:22:26.900 it's gonna be
00:22:27.740 magnificently perfect
00:22:29.240 better and safer
00:22:30.040 better safer
00:22:31.400 more enjoyable
00:22:32.180 and so people
00:22:32.940 have a place to
00:22:33.960 go like you know
00:22:34.800 less tight
00:22:35.480 and all of that
00:22:36.380 it's
00:22:36.860 it's gonna be great
00:22:37.760 yeah and then we did a podcast
00:22:40.200 at yuck yucks
00:22:41.320 not me yelling at the openers
00:22:43.460 like we did like a
00:22:44.400 a live pod
00:22:45.340 we had the uber driver
00:22:46.780 uber eats guys come
00:22:48.120 we had one uber eats guy
00:22:49.520 we had uh
00:22:51.320 armin and ari
00:22:52.640 dressed up as batman
00:22:53.880 and riddler
00:22:54.720 it was kind of
00:22:55.960 you know
00:22:56.340 it was a bit of a
00:22:57.440 halloween episode
00:22:58.400 whatever
00:22:58.860 but it
00:23:00.400 there were people
00:23:02.180 at that show
00:23:02.980 who were just so angry
00:23:04.240 that it wasn't
00:23:05.760 a stand-up show
00:23:06.500 they're like
00:23:06.840 i fucking got
00:23:07.920 a babysitter
00:23:08.840 to come here
00:23:10.140 and now you're
00:23:10.720 telling me
00:23:11.240 you're not even
00:23:11.800 gonna be doing
00:23:12.440 any stand-up
00:23:13.360 and like
00:23:13.760 they were just
00:23:14.200 so rude and crazy
00:23:15.440 like some of the fans
00:23:16.380 it really is sad
00:23:18.160 because it's like
00:23:18.880 they're like
00:23:19.780 oh these
00:23:20.340 all these indians
00:23:21.140 you know
00:23:21.480 they think
00:23:22.040 they think
00:23:23.020 i'm funny
00:23:23.660 because
00:23:24.140 i'm like
00:23:25.480 whatever
00:23:27.260 right
00:23:27.680 i guess
00:23:28.100 they think
00:23:28.500 i'm racist
00:23:28.940 or something
00:23:29.460 and then they
00:23:29.960 come
00:23:30.300 and they realize
00:23:31.440 i make fun
00:23:31.940 of everybody
00:23:32.480 kind of equally
00:23:33.180 including them
00:23:34.020 and then they're
00:23:34.560 upset
00:23:34.980 and like
00:23:36.200 they were like
00:23:36.580 i thought
00:23:37.000 you're just
00:23:37.580 gonna be
00:23:38.080 owning the libs
00:23:39.100 and we were
00:23:39.720 kind of making
00:23:40.160 fun of them
00:23:40.580 like you guys
00:23:41.180 are worse
00:23:41.580 than the libs
00:23:42.220 like you're
00:23:42.700 fucking hammered
00:23:43.500 on a
00:23:43.780 tuesday
00:23:44.720 or monday
00:23:46.300 in calgary
00:23:47.160 screaming at
00:23:48.160 comedians
00:23:48.640 because you
00:23:48.980 they're like
00:23:49.800 we tried to get
00:23:50.840 tickets to the
00:23:51.520 other show
00:23:52.120 but you didn't
00:23:52.700 have any
00:23:53.120 tickets left
00:23:53.780 so we had
00:23:54.460 to come
00:23:54.840 to this
00:23:55.360 it's like
00:23:55.860 saying that
00:23:57.320 during the
00:23:57.840 show
00:23:58.000 it's gonna
00:23:58.300 be great
00:23:58.700 the podcast
00:23:59.160 clips from
00:23:59.660 that are
00:23:59.920 gonna be
00:24:00.160 hysterical
00:24:00.780 so um
00:24:02.580 that alone
00:24:03.480 is fucking
00:24:04.000 great
00:24:05.120 that was
00:24:05.520 a fucking
00:24:06.300 great part
00:24:06.880 of the
00:24:07.260 calgary
00:24:09.220 rip
00:24:09.640 we did
00:24:10.260 have
00:24:10.760 some
00:24:11.620 crazy ass
00:24:12.440 hecklers
00:24:12.840 at all
00:24:13.280 almost all
00:24:14.140 of the
00:24:14.360 shows
00:24:14.860 canada
00:24:16.440 it is
00:24:17.160 i think
00:24:17.940 people don't
00:24:18.420 get out
00:24:18.720 that much
00:24:19.180 and then when
00:24:19.500 they do
00:24:19.840 they just
00:24:20.300 lose it
00:24:20.820 that's why
00:24:21.180 all the
00:24:21.420 people in
00:24:21.860 toronto
00:24:22.220 were just
00:24:22.760 crashing out
00:24:23.400 after the
00:24:23.800 game
00:24:24.140 there was
00:24:24.980 the guy
00:24:25.520 in
00:24:26.700 toronto
00:24:27.440 mcdonald's
00:24:28.960 who like
00:24:29.360 shoved an
00:24:30.080 indian guy
00:24:30.660 after the
00:24:31.280 jays game
00:24:32.040 or something
00:24:32.580 yeah here
00:24:34.020 it is
00:24:35.180 what are you
00:24:48.560 what are you gonna say
00:24:50.980 what are you gonna say
00:24:52.900 i love the indian guy
00:25:06.460 i love the indian guy being like
00:25:20.960 hello next guest
00:25:22.460 what is number 23
00:25:24.280 who want food
00:25:25.340 they're good people
00:25:27.300 man
00:25:27.600 they're good people
00:25:28.640 look at this guy
00:25:29.260 just bullying this
00:25:30.280 guy for no reason
00:25:32.660 it's crazy
00:25:33.620 these are jays fans
00:25:35.600 dodgers fans are getting their hands blown off
00:25:39.620 from fireworks parades
00:25:40.680 and this is what the jays fans are doing
00:25:42.960 i'm sorry sir
00:25:45.680 sir sir
00:25:47.180 you said what to me
00:25:48.340 what
00:25:48.840 you said what to me
00:25:50.200 sir sir
00:25:51.000 you said what to me
00:25:52.120 sir
00:25:52.340 sir
00:25:52.920 sir
00:25:53.000 i'm sorry sir
00:25:55.820 why the fuck
00:25:59.100 please take it outside
00:26:00.520 sir please take it outside
00:26:02.360 you just walk in here
00:26:04.640 acting like you're better than
00:26:06.360 sir
00:26:06.880 not at all
00:26:07.760 take it outside
00:26:08.460 sir
00:26:08.980 let me go
00:26:10.260 sir
00:26:10.600 let me go
00:26:11.220 let me go
00:26:12.740 let me go
00:26:13.320 let me go
00:26:13.740 let me go
00:26:14.660 let me go
00:26:15.600 the fucking
00:26:17.400 the hockey
00:26:19.220 like i didn't even fucking touch him
00:26:20.780 buddy
00:26:20.980 i never even fucking touched him
00:26:22.400 oh
00:26:23.820 he's like putting his hands behind his back already
00:26:28.780 ready to be arrested
00:26:29.980 please
00:26:31.540 please
00:26:32.300 you're not better than people
00:26:34.280 you're not better than people
00:26:35.760 please me
00:26:36.620 not at all
00:26:37.720 you just did it
00:26:39.140 please me
00:26:39.920 please me
00:26:40.920 please me
00:26:40.980 like that's the guy
00:26:50.520 this is
00:26:51.100 that's the kind of guy that gets kicked out of my show
00:26:53.320 and then he's like
00:26:53.940 i fucking used to be a fan about breakfast
00:26:56.400 and i was just fucking Joel buddy
00:26:58.540 i fucker
00:26:59.480 he kicked me out for no reason
00:27:02.380 i wasn't choking out any of the Indian staff
00:27:07.080 or the venue or anything buddy
00:27:09.980 i mean i fucking wanted to
00:27:12.640 i'll tell you what
00:27:13.480 whoo
00:27:17.320 question your beliefs folks
00:27:19.400 question your beliefs
00:27:20.500 question your behaviors
00:27:21.720 you can't be like
00:27:24.040 a crazy arrogant
00:27:26.000 maniac
00:27:27.140 and then be complaining about
00:27:28.900 immigrants not knowing how to act
00:27:30.520 when you don't know how to fucking act
00:27:31.940 and you're
00:27:33.260 you're
00:27:33.520 you're going nuts
00:27:34.440 i mean maybe
00:27:35.800 am i wrong
00:27:36.500 like it's one thing to be
00:27:38.440 you know
00:27:38.720 you want to complain about any immigrants
00:27:40.740 you got to like be playing
00:27:41.740 you know like the piano
00:27:43.100 like a concerto
00:27:44.300 you're playing a violin
00:27:45.900 you're like
00:27:46.860 those people do not know how to act
00:27:49.880 that's like
00:28:01.600 upper class
00:28:03.140 upper class
00:28:04.600 i don't know
00:28:06.820 i think that
00:28:07.420 the countries are the countries
00:28:10.340 canada's lucky
00:28:11.780 they have legal weed
00:28:12.760 with
00:28:12.960 they're lucky
00:28:14.380 they have
00:28:14.940 certain things
00:28:17.180 most canadians don't take advantage of
00:28:18.760 most of the freedoms that they have
00:28:20.320 like the freedom to go anywhere
00:28:21.500 they're like
00:28:21.820 fucking i've never been to bc buddy
00:28:23.700 i grew up in australia
00:28:25.240 fucking gonna die here
00:28:26.700 it's there's no
00:28:28.800 it's not like america
00:28:30.280 where it's like
00:28:30.640 yeah even people were born in big cities
00:28:32.220 yeah i was born in new york
00:28:33.100 but i've been everywhere
00:28:33.800 or you know
00:28:34.760 i was born in florida
00:28:35.520 then i moved to here
00:28:36.380 in new jersey
00:28:37.080 and then i was in minnesota
00:28:38.400 and then i went to california
00:28:40.320 and
00:28:40.580 there's this sense of movement
00:28:43.100 this sense of
00:28:43.880 you know
00:28:44.440 go somewhere where you find the place
00:28:46.640 where you're gonna make it
00:28:47.380 canada it's just like
00:28:48.240 ah buddy
00:28:49.060 i was
00:28:49.440 born at keel and lawrence
00:28:51.680 i'm gonna die
00:28:52.320 i don't even know
00:28:54.480 if those two streets
00:28:55.220 move to it
00:28:55.780 keel and finch
00:28:58.040 finch and keel money
00:28:59.180 get a life
00:29:02.380 and it's sad
00:29:04.440 because i'm canadian
00:29:05.560 i am
00:29:06.080 i am
00:29:06.720 i can't change that
00:29:08.220 i guess you legally can
00:29:09.860 you can
00:29:10.440 give up your citizenship
00:29:13.260 or whatever
00:29:14.040 i mean you want to have
00:29:15.660 another citizenship
00:29:16.380 lined up before doing that
00:29:17.680 i would assume
00:29:18.320 unless you want to just be like
00:29:19.860 eh fuck it
00:29:20.480 i'm gonna just
00:29:21.020 throw in the towel
00:29:23.480 i don't need a citizenship
00:29:24.420 i don't need shit
00:29:25.240 i'm good
00:29:26.560 but we did have a lot of crazy
00:29:29.020 actors at the shows
00:29:30.000 we had to shut them down
00:29:32.240 my child
00:29:34.180 my daughter
00:29:35.280 made me this beautiful
00:29:36.760 ashtray
00:29:38.760 this is what my kids
00:29:42.000 i feel like i definitely need to get my shit straight
00:29:46.340 if you're
00:29:47.120 if you're three year olds making you an ashtray
00:29:49.400 and i think she put some of these
00:29:53.220 these cigarettes in it
00:29:55.240 which is like here
00:29:56.360 anyway look i'm a great father
00:29:59.760 i think my wife made it
00:30:02.580 to be to be fair
00:30:03.440 i'm just joking around
00:30:04.340 but um
00:30:05.120 i i don't know guys
00:30:10.620 i i missed halloween
00:30:12.560 to go to a sporting event
00:30:14.440 i've been home
00:30:15.700 less than
00:30:16.620 just a little over 24 hours
00:30:20.580 i'm now doing a podcast
00:30:22.040 i've told i've
00:30:23.600 i uh
00:30:24.360 we went for brunch somewhere
00:30:27.240 some new spot
00:30:28.220 and brunch
00:30:29.860 brunch has really become
00:30:31.300 the most stressful part of my life
00:30:32.980 the most stressful part of my life
00:30:34.660 is finding
00:30:35.720 a brunch place
00:30:38.200 um
00:30:39.500 during the weekend
00:30:41.680 on a sunday
00:30:43.640 going to a brunch spot
00:30:44.900 we did a vlog
00:30:47.200 of going to a brunch spot
00:30:48.360 in calgary
00:30:48.840 that's going to come out
00:30:49.640 in a few weeks
00:30:50.520 but the reality is
00:30:52.380 you're waiting 45 minutes
00:30:54.520 you're putting your name
00:30:55.260 on two or three lists
00:30:56.560 if you're lucky
00:30:57.640 they're close by
00:30:58.880 you're on two or three lists
00:31:00.320 you're just waiting
00:31:01.160 out in the open
00:31:03.020 to pull
00:31:03.340 for somebody to pull trigger
00:31:04.560 for somebody to send you that text
00:31:05.860 the new thing with the restaurants
00:31:07.480 you get a text
00:31:08.300 when it's ready
00:31:09.640 and then as soon as you get that text
00:31:11.240 you're panicking
00:31:11.920 you have
00:31:12.280 you have minutes
00:31:13.080 to get to the
00:31:14.520 front of the line
00:31:15.500 before they give away your spot
00:31:16.800 restaurants used to be relaxing
00:31:20.880 restaurants used to be convenient
00:31:22.640 they're now less convenient
00:31:24.920 going to
00:31:25.380 it's
00:31:25.960 honestly will take me less time
00:31:28.580 to go to a grocery store
00:31:29.620 pick up what I need
00:31:30.500 come home
00:31:31.020 make it
00:31:31.520 I'm already lying down
00:31:33.460 with the dishes
00:31:34.060 in the dishwasher
00:31:34.800 under the two hour mark
00:31:37.080 restaurant
00:31:38.820 there's traffic
00:31:40.740 there's going there
00:31:41.800 there's walking there
00:31:43.480 there's whatever
00:31:44.100 there's transit
00:31:44.920 there's Uber
00:31:46.720 then you get there
00:31:48.520 then once you're there
00:31:49.380 you're like
00:31:49.700 well now I need a cigarette
00:31:50.700 or something
00:31:51.740 so now you're standing
00:31:52.980 outside of a restaurant
00:31:53.860 you're having a cigarette
00:31:54.780 then you're going inside
00:31:57.580 the restaurant
00:31:58.800 the table's not ready
00:32:00.280 you need more time
00:32:01.920 there's 15 minutes
00:32:03.060 but my reservation was now
00:32:04.580 well you still need 15 minutes
00:32:05.920 because the
00:32:06.540 15 minutes go by
00:32:08.680 now you're two or three drinks
00:32:10.360 in
00:32:10.540 now you can't drive
00:32:11.440 now you gotta Uber
00:32:12.160 now you're paying for parking
00:32:13.340 and you're Ubering
00:32:14.300 then you're eating
00:32:17.900 that's an hour
00:32:18.640 and a half
00:32:19.840 dessert
00:32:20.600 you're doing everything
00:32:22.620 you're getting
00:32:23.000 coffee
00:32:23.920 that's like a dinner
00:32:26.400 I'm talking about brunch though
00:32:27.440 even brunch
00:32:28.080 brunch
00:32:28.460 that's the fucked up part
00:32:29.660 about brunch
00:32:30.080 is you can't make a reservation
00:32:31.700 for brunch
00:32:32.340 you have to show up
00:32:34.120 in the flesh
00:32:35.380 you gotta put your name
00:32:36.640 on a list
00:32:37.260 you gotta battle it out
00:32:38.780 with the people
00:32:39.320 in the parking lot
00:32:40.280 there's families
00:32:41.540 there's angry couples
00:32:43.220 there's new couples
00:32:44.480 there's guys trying to
00:32:45.320 impress a lady
00:32:46.040 after he busted too quick
00:32:48.180 earlier this morning
00:32:49.720 and now he's trying to
00:32:50.940 take her for an $80
00:32:51.940 meal
00:32:53.580 with a Bloody Mary
00:32:54.920 today they didn't serve
00:32:56.980 Bloody Marys
00:32:57.660 they didn't
00:32:58.080 they didn't have their
00:32:58.820 liquor license
00:32:59.360 they only had
00:33:00.060 you can only have
00:33:00.920 champagne and
00:33:01.820 beer
00:33:02.900 I mean
00:33:04.760 I'm gonna lose it
00:33:07.240 anyway
00:33:07.540 it took forever
00:33:08.700 the food
00:33:09.920 once you get to the
00:33:11.100 brunch place
00:33:11.580 and you order the food
00:33:12.360 that's when it
00:33:12.940 really starts to
00:33:14.000 to settle in
00:33:16.420 that you just
00:33:17.080 wasted your entire day
00:33:18.040 it's a three hour
00:33:19.760 wait
00:33:21.340 for food
00:33:23.440 when you go to a brunch
00:33:24.440 not actually
00:33:25.020 I don't know
00:33:25.420 you guys probably go to
00:33:26.440 better brunch places
00:33:27.220 than me
00:33:27.540 Calgary had a good
00:33:29.160 brunch place
00:33:29.700 the Blue Diner
00:33:31.140 some trans diner
00:33:32.140 that we went to
00:33:32.760 not bad
00:33:34.460 these trans diners
00:33:35.340 these trans people
00:33:36.000 they know how to
00:33:36.420 make a fucking egg
00:33:37.220 they know how to
00:33:38.900 make an egg
00:33:39.380 they know how to
00:33:39.820 make a waffle
00:33:40.580 anyway
00:33:43.740 Toronto
00:33:44.380 R.I.P.
00:33:46.140 I'm gonna be there
00:33:47.260 in a few days
00:33:48.040 to
00:33:49.180 witness the
00:33:50.680 depression
00:33:51.200 first hand
00:33:51.980 and we will
00:33:52.860 cure you of that
00:33:53.960 at my show
00:33:55.520 November 15th
00:33:56.520 in Toronto
00:33:57.040 I think there's
00:33:59.300 like
00:33:59.580 40 tickets left
00:34:01.000 single tickets left
00:34:02.340 if you want to
00:34:04.340 maybe buy those
00:34:06.100 scalp them outside
00:34:06.960 something like that
00:34:07.840 I don't know
00:34:08.340 no
00:34:08.700 don't do that
00:34:09.900 just come
00:34:12.100 it's gonna be crazy
00:34:14.140 but we're gonna
00:34:17.320 cure you
00:34:17.820 of your depression
00:34:18.980 there
00:34:19.220 and then the next
00:34:19.960 day after my show
00:34:21.180 on November 15th
00:34:22.700 Kamala Harris
00:34:23.400 is coming to the
00:34:24.280 same venue
00:34:24.780 that I
00:34:25.400 am performing
00:34:26.420 at Meridian Hall
00:34:27.280 in Toronto
00:34:27.680 so I'm excited
00:34:28.800 for that
00:34:30.500 because I might
00:34:31.780 go to that
00:34:32.400 and have a good
00:34:33.220 time
00:34:33.600 that's
00:34:34.000 that's how I
00:34:34.860 like to relax
00:34:35.680 you guys relax
00:34:37.160 you like to go to
00:34:37.760 a baseball game
00:34:38.480 spend 21 grand
00:34:39.540 go to a
00:34:41.000 go to my concert
00:34:42.040 spend
00:34:42.580 1500
00:34:43.540 tickets are not
00:34:47.600 that expensive
00:34:48.120 if you got them
00:34:48.740 through the right
00:34:49.160 website
00:34:49.580 only supposed to
00:34:50.980 be like 50
00:34:51.480 60 bucks
00:34:52.120 or something
00:34:52.480 but
00:34:54.420 Canadian by the
00:34:55.500 way
00:34:55.680 so they're still
00:34:56.280 cheap
00:34:56.500 you know how
00:35:00.780 I like to
00:35:01.320 relax
00:35:01.640 I like to
00:35:02.080 relax
00:35:02.580 get a nice
00:35:03.520 table
00:35:04.080 at the
00:35:04.560 Kamala Harris
00:35:05.600 event
00:35:07.240 relaxing
00:35:08.760 3 p.m
00:35:09.880 listen to Kamala
00:35:10.600 Harris
00:35:11.020 laugh
00:35:11.620 I want to
00:35:12.000 hear the
00:35:12.220 laugh
00:35:12.540 I'll be
00:35:13.060 honest with
00:35:13.400 I want to
00:35:13.720 hear the
00:35:13.960 laugh
00:35:14.260 I'm paying
00:35:15.960 for the
00:35:16.240 laugh
00:35:16.620 paying to
00:35:17.340 hear the
00:35:17.540 laugh
00:35:17.860 isn't that
00:35:18.380 nice
00:35:18.640 she doesn't
00:35:18.900 even
00:35:19.040 like if
00:35:19.900 you went
00:35:20.160 to a
00:35:20.420 Kamala
00:35:20.720 Harris
00:35:20.940 thing
00:35:21.160 and she
00:35:21.460 bombed
00:35:21.920 the whole
00:35:22.160 time
00:35:22.420 you wouldn't
00:35:22.680 even
00:35:22.860 you'd be
00:35:23.120 like you
00:35:23.380 know what
00:35:23.580 I'd go
00:35:23.880 again
00:35:24.160 just for
00:35:24.740 the
00:35:24.840 laugh
00:35:25.100 me
00:35:25.920 I got
00:35:26.240 to kill
00:35:26.560 I got
00:35:27.020 to fucking
00:35:27.280 be on
00:35:27.780 point
00:35:28.440 the entire
00:35:29.360 time
00:35:29.680 otherwise
00:35:29.920 people are
00:35:30.400 like I'm
00:35:30.600 not coming
00:35:30.880 to see
00:35:31.120 that
00:35:31.320 so
00:35:32.460 with new
00:35:34.340 material
00:35:34.680 which I was
00:35:35.100 talking about
00:35:35.520 at some
00:35:35.780 point of
00:35:36.060 this podcast
00:35:36.500 but I got
00:35:37.020 sidetracked
00:35:37.500 the point
00:35:37.860 was that
00:35:38.900 I was
00:35:39.060 making
00:35:39.360 P2L
00:35:40.040 my first
00:35:40.640 comedy
00:35:42.460 tour
00:35:43.000 permission
00:35:43.520 to laugh
00:35:43.920 tour
00:35:44.220 in Canada
00:35:45.520 we did
00:35:46.680 another one
00:35:47.160 like two
00:35:47.540 months later
00:35:47.980 and I
00:35:48.220 came back
00:35:48.580 with new
00:35:48.840 material
00:35:49.200 and then
00:35:49.420 we did
00:35:49.660 another
00:35:49.880 one
00:35:50.060 like two
00:35:50.400 months
00:35:50.580 later
00:35:50.780 because I
00:35:51.080 was like
00:35:51.400 people
00:35:52.220 were like
00:35:52.520 come back
00:35:53.200 there was
00:35:53.720 demand
00:35:54.120 and we
00:35:55.080 were doing
00:35:55.420 those little
00:35:56.220 yuck yucks
00:35:56.700 clubs
00:35:57.140 the yuck yucks
00:35:58.680 Hastings
00:35:59.200 racetrack
00:35:59.940 in BC
00:36:00.460 and all
00:36:00.900 that
00:36:01.180 and it
00:36:02.560 was really
00:36:02.920 fun
00:36:03.280 and now
00:36:03.980 in two
00:36:05.160 weeks
00:36:05.440 I'm going
00:36:05.840 to be
00:36:05.980 announcing
00:36:06.320 the biggest
00:36:06.720 tour I've
00:36:07.100 ever done
00:36:07.560 I think
00:36:09.440 it's over
00:36:10.020 10 cities
00:36:10.980 and places
00:36:12.180 I've never
00:36:12.540 been to
00:36:12.940 places
00:36:13.420 I've never
00:36:13.840 performed
00:36:14.380 and you
00:36:16.460 guys got
00:36:16.820 to get
00:36:17.040 excited
00:36:17.420 because
00:36:18.000 I have
00:36:18.920 a list
00:36:19.280 you want
00:36:19.580 to know
00:36:19.760 the list
00:36:20.160 of cities
00:36:20.680 this is
00:36:22.160 for you
00:36:22.580 this is
00:36:22.940 for the
00:36:23.220 people
00:36:23.500 of the
00:36:23.940 podcast
00:36:24.340 world
00:36:26.140 Nick
00:36:31.340 Swartzen
00:36:31.820 text me
00:36:32.840 legit
00:36:33.220 depressed
00:36:33.680 about
00:36:33.920 the J's
00:36:34.600 everybody's
00:36:37.020 depressed
00:36:37.400 about the
00:36:37.820 J's
00:36:38.300 bro
00:36:38.640 even the
00:36:40.500 Dodgers
00:36:40.940 are fucking
00:36:41.440 depressed
00:36:41.840 about the
00:36:42.220 J's
00:36:42.680 here's the
00:36:46.980 list of
00:36:47.360 cities
00:36:47.840 that I have
00:36:49.020 a tour
00:36:49.400 coming up
00:36:50.040 that I'm
00:36:50.320 about to
00:36:50.720 announce
00:36:51.180 and it's
00:36:52.080 in no
00:36:52.520 particular
00:36:52.980 order
00:36:53.840 let me
00:36:57.160 do this
00:36:57.500 right
00:36:57.800 for the
00:36:58.200 clip
00:36:58.480 you guys
00:36:59.440 are listening
00:36:59.940 to the
00:37:00.140 pod in
00:37:00.460 the car
00:37:00.740 you gotta
00:37:01.100 understand
00:37:01.980 the
00:37:02.240 clip
00:37:02.580 you gotta
00:37:03.180 make sure
00:37:03.560 the clip
00:37:04.080 is good
00:37:04.460 maybe I
00:37:10.060 should wear
00:37:10.320 my Canada
00:37:10.940 make Canada
00:37:12.240 free again
00:37:12.780 hat
00:37:13.120 make Canada
00:37:19.500 free again
00:37:20.180 hat
00:37:20.520 I don't
00:37:21.020 even know
00:37:21.380 what that
00:37:21.720 means
00:37:21.960 because it
00:37:22.280 is free
00:37:22.680 but
00:37:22.920 here's the
00:37:24.900 list of
00:37:25.240 cities
00:37:25.560 for the
00:37:26.500 biggest
00:37:26.920 tour
00:37:27.420 of my
00:37:28.580 life
00:37:29.080 it is
00:37:29.640 going to
00:37:30.020 be in
00:37:30.380 Canada
00:37:30.800 we are
00:37:31.540 announcing
00:37:31.960 it in
00:37:32.500 a week
00:37:32.800 and a
00:37:33.020 half
00:37:33.460 if you're
00:37:35.020 on my
00:37:35.360 friggin
00:37:36.120 podcast
00:37:37.000 you know
00:37:37.700 what the
00:37:37.960 hell is
00:37:38.180 going on
00:37:38.780 Thunder
00:37:40.120 Bay
00:37:40.420 Ontario
00:37:41.200 North
00:37:42.300 Bay
00:37:42.560 Ontario
00:37:43.140 Greater
00:37:43.660 Sudbury
00:37:44.340 Sault
00:37:45.480 St.
00:37:45.720 Marie
00:37:46.060 Kitchener
00:37:47.280 Aurelia
00:37:48.440 Saskatoon
00:37:49.900 Lethbridge
00:37:51.180 Victoria
00:37:52.340 Kelowna
00:37:54.560 Cranbrook
00:37:56.060 Nanaimo
00:37:57.000 Campbell
00:37:58.020 River
00:37:58.500 Cape
00:37:59.380 Breton
00:38:00.060 Halifax
00:38:01.180 Moncton
00:38:02.180 St.
00:38:03.320 John
00:38:03.820 and
00:38:05.480 Edmonton
00:38:06.160 that list
00:38:09.380 is still
00:38:09.980 changing
00:38:10.520 this is
00:38:12.420 just a
00:38:12.860 partial
00:38:13.320 list
00:38:14.000 a sneak
00:38:14.800 peek
00:38:15.380 at the
00:38:16.640 absolute
00:38:17.160 magnitude
00:38:18.660 of the
00:38:19.520 tour that
00:38:20.520 we are
00:38:20.740 about to
00:38:21.160 announce
00:38:21.620 Canada
00:38:23.220 is my
00:38:24.640 home
00:38:25.000 my first
00:38:26.360 home
00:38:26.640 my second
00:38:27.620 home is
00:38:28.080 Texas
00:38:29.400 and
00:38:31.240 I want
00:38:33.140 you guys
00:38:33.460 to know
00:38:33.780 that Canada
00:38:34.320 will all
00:38:34.840 I mean
00:38:35.120 it's always
00:38:35.540 going to be
00:38:36.040 it's always
00:38:37.260 going to have
00:38:37.960 a special
00:38:39.080 place in my
00:38:39.700 heart
00:38:40.060 fucking
00:38:41.660 Blue Jays
00:38:42.280 buddy
00:38:42.580 all the
00:38:43.680 Blue Jays
00:38:44.220 they were
00:38:45.280 I don't
00:38:45.600 think people
00:38:46.040 realize how
00:38:46.560 bad
00:38:46.840 Canadians
00:38:47.800 are depressed
00:38:48.280 but
00:38:48.540 here's
00:38:52.440 my
00:38:52.760 my
00:38:54.660 fake
00:38:55.240 my fake
00:38:56.820 Mexican
00:38:57.440 made
00:38:58.300 Canadian
00:38:58.900 flag
00:38:59.460 that
00:38:59.800 that
00:39:02.560 my friend
00:39:03.340 got me
00:39:03.780 in Mexico
00:39:04.420 in Mexico
00:39:05.900 City
00:39:06.240 I think
00:39:06.780 he went
00:39:09.040 to go
00:39:09.260 watch
00:39:09.640 Mexico
00:39:09.980 play
00:39:10.280 Canada
00:39:10.680 soccer
00:39:11.720 and got
00:39:13.520 me that
00:39:13.840 listen
00:39:14.540 folks
00:39:14.920 we're
00:39:18.300 about to
00:39:18.680 fucking
00:39:18.940 take this
00:39:19.500 shit
00:39:19.800 to another
00:39:21.080 fucking
00:39:21.460 level
00:39:21.720 you
00:39:21.960 understand
00:39:22.280 so I
00:39:23.760 need you
00:39:24.080 on the
00:39:25.040 Patreon
00:39:25.740 and I
00:39:26.940 need you
00:39:27.400 subscribed
00:39:28.400 because
00:39:29.640 this podcast
00:39:30.780 is coming
00:39:31.280 out today
00:39:31.940 the next
00:39:32.980 podcast is
00:39:33.660 going to
00:39:33.860 come out
00:39:34.140 pretty rapidly
00:39:34.820 and then
00:39:35.460 we have
00:39:35.780 the next
00:39:36.580 one plant
00:39:37.120 is already
00:39:37.540 recorded
00:39:38.120 so
00:39:38.620 I'm
00:39:40.900 with you
00:39:41.240 guys
00:39:41.580 if you
00:39:42.000 want
00:39:42.380 anything
00:39:43.520 what do
00:39:43.960 you need
00:39:44.400 what do
00:39:44.760 you need
00:39:45.340 from me
00:39:45.780 to
00:39:47.060 give me a
00:39:50.420 drum roll
00:39:50.860 have a
00:39:53.340 great week
00:39:53.760 patreon.com
00:39:54.680 slash
00:39:54.980 Ben
00:39:55.180 Bank is
00:39:55.460 thanks for
00:39:55.760 listening to
00:39:56.060 the podcast
00:39:56.660 good night
00:39:57.280 kon
00:40:15.240 our
00:40:15.900 needs
00:40:16.360 everything
00:40:16.640 we need
00:40:17.140 to
00:40:17.480 kind of