Bankas Podcast - BANKAS PODCAST #109 ｜ CALGARY LURK WITH ARMIN ARBABI & ARI SHIELD

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00:00:40.000 Welcome to Bankist Podcast.

00:00:42.000 We're in Calgary right now.

00:00:44.000 We just finished.

00:00:46.000 We did 3 shows yesterday.

00:00:48.000 The most shows I've ever done.

00:00:50.000 In a day.

00:00:52.000 Ben's never done more than 3 shows.

00:00:54.000 Most shows I've ever done, period.

00:00:56.000 3. No, but 3 shows in one day

00:00:58.000 starting at 4 p.m.

00:01:00.000 Yeah, it was cool.

00:01:02.000 I mean, that was the first 4 p.m. show that I did

00:01:04.000 that was, like, actually sold out.

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00:01:07.000 Yeah.

00:01:08.000 I've done some dark 4 p.m.s.

00:01:10.000 Yeah, what did we do?

00:01:11.000 The 4 p.m. in Tacoma was messed up,

00:01:13.000 because what?

00:01:14.000 Well, Seattle was playing, and then...

00:01:17.000 No, Atlanta was bad.

00:01:19.000 Chicago was bad.

00:01:20.000 Terrible.

00:01:22.000 Were you in Chicago?

00:01:23.000 Yeah, I was in Chicago.

00:01:24.000 Did we do it in Atlanta?

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00:01:27.000 Oh, no.

00:01:28.000 Maybe not when I was there.

00:01:29.000 Nashville.

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00:01:31.000 Nashville.

00:01:32.000 That's where we did the 4 p.m. 1.00

00:01:33.000 But they started to fill the fuck up, and it was fucking sick. 0.98

00:01:36.000 And the fans were so hype and so mad that that venue canceled. 0.98

00:01:40.000 I did a great little bit about it that I'm probably going to keep doing.

00:01:44.000 I don't know.

00:01:45.000 It might be relevant for the Toronto show, 0.99

00:01:47.000 but just talking about the Native Reserves and shit. 0.67

00:01:52.000 Yeah, you know, it's been a pretty chill nine shows, or I think it's ten, nine shows total from Grand Prairie, three and four, Calgary, that's five, six, Red Deer, seven, tomorrow, eight, nine, ten, ten shows. 0.95

00:02:11.000 And I think we hit, we broke the record for, well, I broke the record.

00:02:18.000 You guys were there.

00:02:20.000 But we broke the record for the most liquor sales and most food sales, food and beverage sales at Elbow River Casino. 0.98

00:02:33.000 Yuck, yuck, so that's pretty fucking jokes. 0.97

00:02:42.000 It's a lot of beers. 0.99

00:02:43.000 It's a lot of food.

00:02:44.000 It's a lot of food.

00:02:46.000 They had Chinese food there.

00:02:48.000 I don't think the regular people could order Chinese food, though.

00:02:51.000 I won $500.

00:02:52.000 It's true.

00:02:53.000 It's true.

00:02:54.000 You did win $500.

00:02:55.000 And then I lost it.

00:02:56.000 No, you only lost four.

00:02:58.000 Made a hundred bucks.

00:03:01.000 What were we going to talk about, though?

00:03:03.000 We were going to talk about something.

00:03:04.000 What was, what's been happening?

00:03:06.000 Oh, well, the Jays won and then they lost.

00:03:10.000 Mm-hmm.

00:03:11.000 And when this podcast comes out, they'll either have won and lost again.

00:03:15.000 Again, yeah.

00:03:16.000 They'll either.

00:03:17.000 It's what sports is.

00:03:18.000 There's a win, there's a loss.

00:03:19.000 Sometimes there's draws.

00:03:20.000 It's very rare.

00:03:21.000 Yeah.

00:03:22.000 I feel like Ari's like, if being a tie was a person.

00:03:26.000 Like a necktie?

00:03:28.000 No, like a draw.

00:03:29.000 Like just like 1-1.

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00:03:33.000 I don't like to, I don't like to take sides in a fight.

00:03:36.000 I'm like Switzerland.

00:03:38.000 I like to be neutral.

00:03:40.000 But you're not neutral.

00:03:41.000 Yeah, you're not.

00:03:42.000 I like to pretend to be neutral.

00:03:44.000 Yeah, and then secretly like videos of like blown up buildings in Gaza.

00:03:48.000 Yeah.

00:03:49.000 I see which side's going to win and then I pretend I was on that side the whole time.

00:03:52.000 Those are my favorite videos.

00:03:54.000 I like the videos where they search through the rubble and then they can't find anyone.

00:04:00.000 Good.

00:04:01.000 Joking.

00:04:02.000 I mean, we can't, I thought it was a comedy board case.

00:04:07.000 Can't joke about a dead, dead.

00:04:09.000 Can't joke about a dead, dead. 1.00

00:04:12.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:04:15.000 What, you can't talk about dead kids? 1.00

00:04:18.000 This is hilarious.

00:04:21.000 I mean, kid.

00:04:22.000 What's a kid that you guys are kids.

00:04:27.000 There's a bunch of dead comedians over there.

00:04:30.000 I'd be more upset if they were targeting comedians in Gaza, but there aren't any.

00:04:35.000 They don't.

00:04:36.000 I don't know how good their sense of humor is.

00:04:38.000 Honestly, it might be really funny if you're growing up like that.

00:04:42.000 Maybe my arm was gone.

00:04:43.000 Bro.

00:04:44.000 Like, I don't think.

00:04:45.000 Canada's Got Talent is just going to be like the mangled refugees of war torn countries. 1.00

00:04:51.000 Didn't you see?

00:04:53.000 That's what it's going to be because that's what they like.

00:04:55.000 They like disabled people.

00:04:56.000 But didn't you see the Palestinian girl in Montreal going up to like Halloween decorations?

00:05:00.000 Oh, yeah, that.

00:05:01.000 But that's like crazy.

00:05:02.000 That's like some weird.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, but people don't even know what I'm talking about.

00:05:05.000 She was going up to people with Halloween decorations outside their house being like,

00:05:08.000 look at this.

00:05:09.000 What is fun about this?

00:05:10.000 This is not fun.

00:05:11.000 This is disgusting. 1.00

00:05:12.000 This is white people. 1.00

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00:05:18.000 It's kind of funny. 1.00

00:05:19.000 Hearing you do an impression of that.

00:05:21.000 Yeah, it's funny if I'm doing an impression of it.

00:05:23.000 It's not funny if it's.

00:05:25.000 I mean, look, it's funny that they're getting upset at Halloween.

00:05:29.000 They get upset of everything.

00:05:30.000 Air show Halloween, any large, any loud bang. 1.00

00:05:36.000 People without a fucking face covering. 0.99

00:05:39.000 I mean, the whole religions just get mad stuff. 1.00

00:05:43.000 That's any religion.

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00:05:46.000 I feel like they're pretty chill.

00:05:47.000 You don't really hear them crash out.

00:05:48.000 How about you contribute?

00:05:49.000 I already just sits there.

00:05:50.000 He thinks he's like, this is Mr. Talented.

00:05:51.000 He's going to ride off his talent for his whole career.

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00:05:53.000 It's the fucking next Bob Dylan. 0.99

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00:05:55.000 Nobody knows that he's talented.

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00:05:57.000 Jesus Christ, bro. 1.00

00:05:58.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:05:59.000 This guy got microphones and cameras just to insult his friends. 1.00

00:06:02.000 He's not my friend.

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00:06:11.000 I like that silence.

00:06:12.000 Now, you know, I'm just I'm just I'm just watching the podcast.

00:06:27.000 Yeah, you do a lot of watching.

00:06:28.000 You don't do a lot of creating.

00:06:30.000 Just over there in your parents house making frozen dinners with dad. 1.00

00:06:37.000 your parents house making frozen dinners for dad no my dad makes dinner what the fuck kind of life 1.00

00:06:46.600 i'm at a tv dinner with a fucking dying father what the fuck man 1.00

00:06:52.600 no harry lives a very fulfilling life he has sex with girls with armpit hair in brooklyn that's 1.00

00:06:58.780 as good as it gets didn't you have sex with a girl who had like down syndrome or something 1.00

00:07:02.700 no that's a crazy thing to say no what was the disease of the woman that you had sex it's 1.00

00:07:09.580 it's called it's called pots pots which is oh that's coming to potstown uh by the way

00:07:17.760 pennsylvania second show added anyway go ahead um which she says that all the doctors are gaslighting 0.96

00:07:24.840 her and saying oh it's not a real thing you don't have any disease it's like no i totally have it

00:07:28.960 what is pots it's like you just feel it's a disease where you find out are you shield attracted

00:07:34.480 exactly

00:07:35.440 you looking it up yeah i want to know what pots is potstown pa

00:07:42.340 second show soldiers soldiers that's a cool club it's like oh it's just like uh

00:07:48.280 abnormally large increase in heart rate upon sitting up or standing oh that's good you

00:07:54.260 my god you probably got her on your knees most of the time right yeah or on her back don't 1.00

00:07:59.780 get up too fast sweet eyed you got pots stay just later what do you got a nosebleed i mean

00:08:09.440 kind of the air here is so dry it's like he had a nose i had a nose that's why i said it 0.98

00:08:14.120 i also have been like fucking having my nose has been all bloody oh yeah yeah oh yeah he is so dry 0.99

00:08:21.540 blood money 0.99

00:08:22.500 ben i can only perform what do you call what do you call a jewish nosebleed blood money 0.99

00:08:28.900 not bad that should be the name of your first fucking album blood money blood money 1.00

00:08:34.920 and it's the whole bloody jewish 1.00

00:08:37.500 not bad hey it's not great see see how easy it is to create you could have done that 0.99

00:08:50.440 no he can create we did draw a dick on his forehead the other day which was you draw it we 0.96

00:08:56.600 no you you filmed it i filmed it exactly i filmed it for the police i filmed it just oh yeah they're 0.97

00:09:04.680 gonna take that i was at my friend's mb i fell asleep it was opening for a guy i didn't know what 0.82

00:09:10.140 else to do they draw a penis on my face i was scared it made me feel uncomfortable i was not 0.99

00:09:16.520 couldn't sleep no i slept great that night you almost slept better once there was a dick on your face 1.00

00:09:22.360 yeah yeah yeah i wish it was a real cock 1.00

00:09:28.380 well armor was gonna put his balls on my forehead huh no that was a lie that woke you up 0.99

00:09:37.220 yeah i woke you up he was like oh i want to be awake for this oh i want to really have a good sleep 0.96

00:09:42.780 ben kenthal at airbnb 0.98

00:09:45.340 no get us our own place so i can fucking 0.98

00:09:49.520 what's the point of being a comedian to just be like 0.98

00:09:52.940 checked into the flight six hours early 0.97

00:09:55.220 that is the most fun part are you kidding waking up at 4 a.m being like why the fuck am i going to 0.90

00:10:00.580 grand prairie it is funny that we work harder than people think like i i think now because of social 0.64

00:10:07.400 media i think before like a not like there weren't really as many i guess in the 80s there was a lot of

00:10:13.560 like mid-level comics that were touring and selling out but nobody knew who they were people were just

00:10:17.620 like comedy every week oh my god and then the clubs yeah door deals for everybody everybody

00:10:21.960 do coke but now it's like but those guys didn't have to post anything they were just selling out

00:10:28.440 because they were like yeah comedy's popular yeah and it was just some guy doing the same jokes

00:10:32.740 some other guy doing the jokes that i do now and uh oh and so

00:10:40.180 ben bank is you could have seen him in 1986 you gotta see him now time travel

00:10:50.280 anyway so the point is that you gotta work pretty hard these days i know but it's funny that our like

00:10:58.160 definition of hard is like make a post and then have to go to a flight it's still not as hard as

00:11:05.240 like a lawyer or a doctor no it's it's just the there's more work than there was because when i was

00:11:12.100 growing up it did get up at 3 a.m you get to the airport get on the floor you board the flight at 4 45 a.m

00:11:18.620 11 hours of travel you get to grand prairie you have a pound of really bad wings

00:11:25.040 uh and uh but a very exceptionally cold beer and then you do a show a sold-out show in a room

00:11:34.260 never meant to have a comedy show in it ever and uh and then you go to bed and then you wake up

00:11:43.380 and then you fly somewhere else yeah it's not that hard no but while you're doing that you gotta

00:11:50.760 well look i've made it easier because but it's also cost money to have a video guy come with me

00:11:57.220 and make sure that the podcast looks this good and sounds this good we used to do about you know

00:12:02.640 when i did it by myself but you have to do it by yourself to get to the point where you hire somebody

00:12:06.560 else that's what most comics don't understand is they think that they're just gonna you know have

00:12:12.180 this some somebody's just gonna see them do a set and be like kid you don't have to do a ounce of 0.87

00:12:18.260 work for the rest of your life you fucking did it that was the best set i've ever seen 0.92

00:12:22.280 that's my new bit by the way that's i just do that waddo from star wars 1.00

00:12:28.340 where you're fucking where you're tattooing where you're slaves 0.99

00:12:34.340 and we gotta do a pod race oh i recently watched that with my family that movie that's episode one 1.00

00:12:42.020 yeah people shit on that i did i love that movie it was great i loved uh all the retarded characters 0.99

00:12:47.660 there was uh what's his name jar jar binks jar jar binks it's uh anyway who was i impersonating 0.99

00:12:54.360 wato like arabian jewish slave lord yeah no the point is that if you're doing comedy and you don't know 0.79

00:13:06.480 what you're doing quit it's what i wrote on the wall of the calgary yuck yuck screen room

00:13:12.380 it says ben bankus you should all quit comedy and then i signed it ben bankus it's a haiku

00:13:19.100 it's a beautiful poem it might be the museum of comedy that we should open in calgary albany

00:13:25.080 museum of canadian comedy they should have it but very least in canada yeah it's one room

00:13:30.420 it's like six guys

00:13:33.460 listen no it's a whole thing it's a whole it's a it's a theme park

00:13:40.720 you get on a ride like indiana jones and then it starts with yucks

00:13:46.080 absolute oh my god

00:13:48.860 how's the comedy

00:13:50.380 ben bankus 0.81

00:13:52.280 ben bankus just called my wife trans and started to kill myself and sold me a shirt

00:13:58.960 sold me a shirt for 75 dollars could have bought some designer but a shirt with a pack of duds 0.99

00:14:06.040 dude there were so many people that would be like fuck y'all buy a hoodie how much i'm like 0.99

00:14:14.180 100 they were like fuck yeah i didn't see that but those people are just saying that because they 0.99

00:14:19.140 don't spend money on anything and like americans spend money on stuff yeah so like when they're like 0.95

00:14:24.960 oh yeah 100 bucks that makes sense because they do the math immediately they're like you had to get 0.98

00:14:28.440 here you're staying in a hotel you know you have these fuck you know human beings that you're 0.99

00:14:35.140 bringing around with you um and uh they understand and also it's a nice sweater 0.98

00:14:40.220 put it on you got it on yeah show it show it off for the audience in case they want to buy a sweater

00:14:51.640 it is it is nice it's nice maybe that's slightly bit too big the the design but i kind of like that

00:14:58.540 it's a little bigger like a baby like see how your green bay designs like smaller like it should be

00:15:04.940 like that size well this is also embroidered that's why yeah this was embroidered it'd be 0.96

00:15:09.880 that'd be embroidered it'd be fucking two hundred dollars three hundred six hundred dollars ben bank 0.97

00:15:15.020 is much six hundred dollars a piece i would not i'll be honest like that i think that would be 0.96

00:15:19.540 where i draw by like nuremberg line is if you made me sell a three hundred dollar hoodie just knowing

00:15:23.640 i'm like this is not worth it i cannot i'm selling three hundred dollar hoodies you're not gonna be

00:15:28.100 selling them they're gonna be they're gonna be sold by the filipinos that work at the arena 0.95

00:15:35.260 probably shouldn't have said filipino but all the all the different groups that i appreciate and are

00:15:42.420 happy that are in our country that including white and indigenous um but it's not gonna be you 1.00

00:15:49.620 good might be ari no ari can't sell shit he's good at finding shirts though ari would keep just 0.99

00:15:56.260 telling people you look great in the hoodie you want another one it's like what kind of pitch is 0.98

00:16:00.680 that it works he's like fake selling stuff yeah it's like a weird pitch like you got a nice car

00:16:05.240 you want to buy another car like you can't you gotta kind of be like look at this this is great

00:16:09.600 not i don't even know why i was trying to sell the shirts i know i wasn't making any money off of it

00:16:15.240 i did a lot of people though they literally were like that's not true a few people were like oh you

00:16:20.880 guys get the money right it helps you i was like yeah we don't just give it all to ben immediately

00:16:25.560 to be fair you did used to give us like a percentage of the merch sales and now it's gone 0.77

00:16:30.840 forever there was a fucking mutiny yeah it is yeah we're striking we're going on strike 0.90

00:16:39.240 my openers are on strike that would be really funny if we did that just every show you're gonna go on 0.99

00:16:46.960 like fuck i don't know boys no openers gotta have the fucking venue manager going like and ladies and 0.99

00:16:53.740 gentlemen ben bank is no it would just be bad openers actually wouldn't be a bad bit for the 1.00

00:17:00.000 live pod if we like go on strike during the pod we like have like signs and shit no it'd be a terrible 0.81

00:17:05.040 bit every all your all your fans that'd be funny if the live pod if people knew who you guys were yeah

00:17:09.740 no they don't need to know who we are they need to know that there's protests

00:17:13.500 and that people are going on strike oh having honestly fake protest fake protest is smarter than

00:17:20.100 there you go fake open like opener protest strike does a bit yeah opener protest

00:17:25.700 yo i won't fucking do 15 what do i want extra 50 bucks 0.99

00:17:32.180 50 bucks or five more minutes about you fucking figure it out 0.99

00:17:37.140 fucking 20 percent of the shirts is 40 you don't fucking pay me well enough i'm bringing you on as 0.99

00:17:42.380 your headliner listen the show that's a little short money went to you guys ever come no i like your 0.99

00:17:48.700 breakfast honestly i've had better well i've had more expensive all right meaning i took you to the 0.93

00:17:57.980 cheapest fucking place no we put our name we tried to get brunch in calgary today and for some reason 0.96

00:18:04.860 it's the most popular place to get brunch in the world like it took an hour and a half to get a seat 0.99

00:18:11.840 and then we ended up with the worst seats at like a diner it wasn't like a real classic diner it was

00:18:17.340 like a trans diner but it was kind of good i liked it was it a kind of a trans diner they did have one of

00:18:23.780 those signs this is what i don't understand about when you go into a restaurant and they have a sign

00:18:27.960 that says we accept or we allow gay trans women gender neutral all these different things and it's

00:18:40.460 like and all races and all religions it's like so if i go to a restaurant and they don't have that up

00:18:46.220 am i to assume they don't have any of those people in the restaurant because then i will pay extra

00:18:51.340 do you want to go to like a whites only restaurant

00:18:54.840 i want to own it no i'm just kidding um no i yeah i mean i would go i would check it out it's my

00:19:04.220 privilege my right

00:19:05.060 check it out they probably wouldn't even let me in they'd be like ben bankers bankers sounds a little

00:19:11.940 shlankers yeah what are the what we call you today glenn oh yeah glenn two table for four for glenn

00:19:19.180 glenn yeah glenn foster glenn slank is you were like making up names to give the wait list oh yeah 0.94

00:19:26.600 one place you were like john i was like what the fuck they're gonna find out ben bankers went to oeb 0.98

00:19:31.620 and uh fuck that really ruined his career not that any of the native stuff but the fact that he got 0.98

00:19:36.600 eggs at that place what about the guy who's like my uh like alternate reality i was about to bring 0.97

00:19:42.740 that up there's some guy named gargi gankus who's like no jag beer gankus yeah and he's an ex-comic 0.76

00:19:49.440 from yuck yucks i don't really want to talk shit about him because he's probably he'll probably see 0.92

00:19:53.280 this and then be like but uh i kind of want that we have dude this is your bizarro superman is this guy 0.96

00:20:00.580 who hates it's just i mean the funny part yeah is my name's ben bankers his name is jag gankus

00:20:05.920 yeah like he's the exact opposite of you in every way he's like the muslim version yeah i think it's 1.00

00:20:10.580 crazy he's like pro-palestine anyway he's like super pro-palestine he's like yelling at people 0.54

00:20:14.720 on camera like all the time and then the people who troll him we just go failed comedian jag beer 0.98

00:20:21.420 gankus i just see that i go who's my cousin jag beer jag beer banks it's just you and blackface 0.91

00:20:33.320 live pod idea we did we've thought of that every week i know every week it's like what should ben do

00:20:44.760 this time and we're like hey you should throw rocks of an indian man tied to a crucifix and maybe that 0.99

00:20:48.580 will be good enough tossing rocks in jerusalem the western wall you've been to the western wall 0.54

00:21:00.320 of course oh my god many times what's the western many times you've done the thing and put your

00:21:05.440 hand on it oh is that the wall where they go yeah that's the wall the wall where they take like all

00:21:10.880 the politicians yeah make them jew oh what was that like did you feel anything when you touched

00:21:16.500 the wall or did it kind of disillusion you from god it's a nice wall it's big it was like little

00:21:22.320 notes it'd be funny if trump's wall was that exact wall he just built it there's a western wall then

00:21:28.300 there's a mexican border wall it's just i put my hand on that i go drive your family down to the 0.97

00:21:35.920 fucking border here it is kids the wall there's just mexicans on the other side please help me 1.00

00:21:43.680 there's also like it's so fucked up such a bad world is it i mean it's like dark we're in the good 1.00

00:21:55.300 part yeah we're in the good part if we were on that side we this podcast would be very different 0.98

00:21:59.200 yeah we'd be like that's what the mexicans sound like yeah it's a good pod those are venezuelans 1.00

00:22:08.200 it's pretty i actually listened to that pod

00:22:10.200 it's jack me or gank is

00:22:13.680 it sounds african honestly just sounds like have you seen what

00:22:20.320 uh gv i get a lot of those uh african videos now with the big lip national geographic women 1.00

00:22:30.220 like disc in the lip and the like ear discs it's interesting that they put plates in their lips

00:22:35.720 but they have no food to put on the plate

00:22:37.460 hungry hungry hippos you got anything pal no i'm just gonna let them sit and watch

00:22:47.700 one of the worst podcast guests i know seriously what was the one yeah and austin 1.00

00:22:53.460 you're like and these fucking people 0.99

00:22:56.040 like on fucking are he's like a background actor in a fucking podcast 1.00

00:23:04.640 you're like a background actor of your own life yeah you're like hey all right let's do a podcast 1.00

00:23:09.020 and so i'm like oh we're gonna be sitting across you're gonna be talking to me and you're like you

00:23:12.340 put you sit in front of your webcam like all right sit in the background while i talk to my 0.98

00:23:15.840 fans they're framed for cameras you hate you're like the worst show business jew i've ever had oh 1.00

00:23:21.900 my god watching you him like uh josh take your pictures today oh you just taking directions he's 0.97

00:23:28.720 like uh say it a little like this like come on come on i'm trying to get breakfast i was starving

00:23:34.400 going everywhere looking at restaurants put our names on wait lists i know let's take pictures 0.99

00:23:41.700 instead of eating and then you take you're like an idiot savant though because then we took you to 1.00

00:23:45.320 a music store you just started playing piano like you're a fucking ray charles you were literally 1.00

00:23:50.820 just like yeah i know you're like the jew you have like the talents of a jew from the 40s 1.00

00:23:57.640 like i'll write all the christmas and here i am to save the day the fuck like mel brooks if you 0.99

00:24:05.360 never made it what do you mean i'm on the bankers pod right now yeah that's exactly my point 0.98

00:24:11.600 you're not even contributing to it you're just i'm on the bankers pod wow is that what you meant

00:24:20.100 covering up your roast yeah yeah oh bending like that no it's good it is good it's good nobody's

00:24:34.060 watching it but it's good yet yeah not right now we haven't posted it ari shafir and the escape from

00:24:43.260 azkaban ari shafir jewish harry potter no harry schlotzky

00:24:53.760 harry rosenthal there he is

00:24:59.700 speller amas uh make me a corned beef hash 0.99

00:25:03.360 just at the fucking dining hall like you had a pastrami 0.99

00:25:07.320 any shark shuka back there you make me a reuben 1.00

00:25:12.600 hagrid hagrid where's reuben hagrid have you heard of hamas

00:25:18.820 hamas has infiltrated hogwarts he who shall not be named yasser arafat there's a strike at

00:25:25.740 hogwarts all the kids are protesting israel all the openers in hogwarts are protesting

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Bankas Podcast - November 12, 2025

BANKAS PODCAST #109 ｜ CALGARY LURK WITH ARMIN ARBABI & ARI SHIELD

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