Bankas Podcast - Communism with an Excuse ｜ Bankas Podcast

00:00:00.000 right now it is election day here in the usa i know my canada flag there we have ordered

00:00:07.200 and an equal american flag i like the canadian flag next to the american flag reminds me of

00:00:15.120 going to sporting events every sporting event you go to there's always a

00:00:20.960 canadian flag next to an american flag because of course canada finangled their way into the nba

00:00:26.720 well we you know we were part of the original nhl but americans aren't as

00:00:32.960 fired up for the nhl as canadians i mean boston people would would disagree certain people would

00:00:37.600 disagree but that's neither here nor there it's an important day and all seems quiet i did not go to

00:00:47.440 the gym today i just didn't want to i don't know what's going to happen people are scaring me i'm

00:00:52.880 not really scared but people from canada trying to scare me and you know oh watch out election that's

00:01:00.800 i think it's the same as as an election anywhere and if anything i think my friends in canada have

00:01:06.880 a lot more to be worried about on their streets than what is going on in america let's just take

00:01:14.480 a look this is brampton outside of toronto where i'm from originally and uh my old hometown i gotta say

00:01:23.200 guys we do have a big announcement coming for um in the next few days for toronto but

00:01:29.520 i don't know why i find it like i when i hear a guy go

00:01:56.000 like i do i do find it a little entertaining

00:02:09.360 and if you're listening and you're not watching there's basically there's indian people with with

00:02:14.080 turbans on walking around with swords and and this is i've been i've heard this is part of their

00:02:19.200 it's part of the culture come on i tweeted this liberals or commented on a on a

00:02:26.000 something that liberals are just watching these indians with turbans on walking down the streets

00:02:31.520 with swords going well it's a culture we got to protect the culture let them do it

00:02:37.600 but you're worried about election day here in america look at this is this is every night in canada

00:02:56.000 it's really just a bunch of indian people yelling there's not even that much to see but it is

00:03:10.640 pretty insane um what's happening back there so just for my american fans don't feel so bad there are

00:03:20.400 crazier things going on but really the trump um

00:03:30.240 election this election is the biggest election that i've ever been a part you know been alive for

00:03:36.560 i know people a lot of boomers oh election schmlection don't worry about it everything

00:03:42.400 those people are out of touch they have no idea what's going on in the world and it's crazy so

00:03:53.040 i'm just sorry i was just thinking about a couple people that i have had conversations with recently

00:03:57.440 that are just what is trump is you you're the dude lower taxes less immigrants and people say oh will that

00:04:08.320 affect you i mean maybe maybe i'll have to go and i'll be the next jerry d i'll be the next on cherry

00:04:16.960 the next uh trailer park boys i'll just no i don't it's not gonna affect people who legally pay money

00:04:23.920 to get into this country that's not what it affects it affects people who illegally show up they don't have

00:04:30.720 a lawyer an immigration lawyer they didn't hire anybody they just fucking either crossed i ain't going on

00:04:36.720 a vacation or they you know they snuck over and they're just just fucking trying to chill

00:04:46.320 that shit's nuts and we have it in canada too but in canada they don't have to sneak over the border

00:04:52.160 they literally just get on an airplane and go i'm going to school to learn english and then they show up

00:04:57.680 and next thing you know the entire country's walking around with swords it's really insane

00:05:07.600 but what happened last night was really cool joe rogan endorsed

00:05:15.280 donald trump it was crazy it was cool to see i think it gave people a lot of hope right now people

00:05:21.760 have hope if you're listening to this tomorrow maybe trump lost i thought this would be a cool time to do

00:05:27.680 a pod because everybody's going to do it during it's happening we have to watch every moment i mean

00:05:33.200 that's just going to be amazing i want to watch other people doing that to be honest

00:05:39.520 listen to this as well but know that i don't know who won right now i need to hear ben shapiro's take on

00:05:46.000 joe rogan's endorsement of donald trump all right you leave for five minutes during this campaign

00:05:52.240 joe rogan has endorsed donald trump okay so that was obviously kind of on the way right i mean we all

00:05:57.440 yeah i saw that one coming all right listen joe's great joe's been heterodox this entire time uh the

00:06:02.560 chances that he was going to endure what did he heterodox does anybody know what word he used

00:06:09.520 heterodox

00:06:14.320 uh

00:06:16.480 nonic in not in accordance with established or accepted doctrines or opinions especially in theology

00:06:22.640 heterodox means holding or expressing opinions that are different from established beliefs

00:06:26.960 doxing is the act of releasing personal information about someone to establish their identity or reveal

00:06:31.920 private details

00:06:38.400 i i don't know okay doris kamala particularly after she insisted that he traveled to her and then come

00:06:44.880 on bended knee and do a one-hour interview which to joe i mean some of us in the room been on joe's

00:06:48.960 show and uh and you know one hour is called the introduction yep yeah right like one hour is where he

00:06:55.440 just asks you if you've tried ayahuasca like that's that's like just the first hour so the idea that that

00:07:01.040 he was gonna you know endorse her is is ridiculous it is this election is so much about whether dudes

00:07:06.800 turn out that really is just the entire story of this election if dudes turn out trump wins if

00:07:10.880 dudes do not turn out trump loses that's that's the entirety of the election dudes do dudes turn out

00:07:18.240 i hopefully dudes turn out it would be really sad if men just were too lazy to vote that then then

00:07:25.600 the country gets the country gets what it deserves if men are too lazy to vote then a woman is allowed

00:07:32.320 to win because that's just sad i mean tim wall's actually sort of a doug emhoff sorry i mixed the

00:07:39.280 two of them up because they're such betas but um but doug emhoff sort of like gave who the

00:07:43.920 the f**k is doug emhoff doug emhoff oh that's cam cam kam kamla kamla komla but name it gomla

00:07:57.760 it is gomla the game away he said you know i've been meeting with husband men which is you know he

00:08:04.000 can't define them but he's meeting with men who are going to vote now for kamala harris but they had

00:08:08.800 to stop watching podcasts and and stop looking at the ufc and it's like yeah yeah and cut themselves

00:08:13.440 in in weird places and yeah this is what they're so afraid of they're waging a war on podcasts but

00:08:19.680 yeah i'm concerned about that i mean we're all in the podcast industry this is what that new york

00:08:23.600 times piece was all about there's new york times and washington post piece both both of those were

00:08:27.680 hit pieces on our industry they were clearly an attempt to destroy our ability to make a living

00:08:33.280 because they don't like what we're saying and that's that's joe too i mean joe knows this okay

00:08:36.720 that they went after him on spotify because he refused to bow to all of the crap that the public

00:08:42.960 health minds were saying and and joe went along with it for a time i gotta show you guys this so

00:08:48.880 we were just talking about her husband her can't kamla's husband is doug emhoff and he

00:08:56.960 came out to support her at one of their rallies and accidentally said this

00:09:04.480 kamala did what kamala always does she just put her head down and she went to work

00:09:14.000 and of course the joke here if you don't get it some what what's the joke here ben what what

00:09:19.520 what are you trying to convey did she blew her way to the top that's the joke in case you didn't

00:09:26.960 but that's let's just watch that again it's so funny

00:09:33.680 wow wow kamala and she the last minute endorsements came in they they came rushing in from

00:09:47.600 cardi b never thought cardi b would be endorsing anybody never thought i would

00:09:52.960 have to really talk about cardi b but i guess cardi b is

00:09:56.160 in some ways relevant it's crazy that they it's crazy that the democrats pay celebrities

00:10:07.120 to come and speak at their rallies and really it only benefits a celebrity in a way

00:10:12.800 nobody was really talking about cardi b she was not in the limelight until this happened

00:10:17.040 i believe in every word that comes out of her mouth she's passionate she's compassionate she

00:10:24.160 shows empathy and most of all she is not delusional yeah

00:10:31.840 yeah first of all if you're not watching she's reading off of her phone which is just the craziest

00:10:38.080 i mean imagine getting i mean 10 million bucks to stand there and read a speech off your phone i mean

00:10:44.240 i would do it i would do i don't care you can't act like oh well that's just so awful it's like well

00:10:53.120 somebody bought offered you that would you do it i mean the sad part is these people are should be

00:10:58.720 rich enough that they don't have to but cardi b a lot of bling a lot of lambo suvs

00:11:05.840 she kind of had to do it plus the diddy tapes of course

00:11:08.960 cardi b she was a stripper as soon as she came into the rap industry and diddy's like hey you

00:11:15.200 want to hang out of course she's going to hang out look at all the things that have happened since then

00:11:21.040 one of the migos was was killed and she's here she's the baby mom of one of the migos and

00:11:31.040 she's doing this because they have dirt on her i don't know what kind of dirt they have on her

00:11:37.200 that's more than her already admitting that she robbed and drugged uh men for for money you know and

00:11:43.920 all that um while being a prostitute but hey who you know they needed they needed they need to hire

00:11:53.120 somebody and she was she was for hires kamala recognized that this country is at risk that the

00:11:59.200 economy needs to get stronger that the cost of food and the cost of living is too high damn it's even

00:12:05.600 high for me

00:12:09.360 i believe her when she says under her buying eggs and milk won't break the bank because she's gonna

00:12:17.040 pass a ban on price guys and on groceries oh my god americans wake up right now

00:12:24.400 i'm from canada the far left progressive party has already done this these policies to come out

00:12:34.960 against price gouging all it does is make massive grocery companies and companies like walmart fire

00:12:43.360 tons of employees which they're already doing in a lot of states because they're raising

00:12:48.160 the minimum wage so much and you need the minimum wage to be lower so these companies can have

00:12:57.200 people work there uh for fuck's sake so anyway these companies are going to fire people because

00:13:04.080 they're going to make all the grocery they're going to try to make the groceries less expensive

00:13:08.640 it's going to make everything more expensive or just so bad that like i said there's nobody working at

00:13:14.720 the grocery store and the groceries are the same price as they are now it's all

00:13:19.280 bullshit and all these talking points of course that the left is spewing at the last moment are all

00:13:26.720 talking points at the right was uh was talking about for the last four months right so

00:13:35.440 and she told me that in my face so she better not lie to me in my face

00:13:39.200 cardi b realizing as she's doing the speech holy shit this is all bullshit i'm lying i have to do

00:13:50.240 this they're giving me millions of dollars they're not going to release my ditty tape perfect but she

00:13:56.560 knows don't question that she doesn't you know don't think that cardi b doesn't know cardi b isn't

00:14:04.480 exactly the sharpest tool in the shed now speaking of sharp tools in the shed one of the biggest clips

00:14:10.480 of the week of course all my fans are sending it to me because this woman is chinese and she's awesome

00:14:19.920 i used to make fun of the woke mayor of toronto olivia chow and the woke mayor of boston michelle wu

00:14:28.560 this woman is the opposite of those woke chinese politicians this woman is upset she reminds me

00:14:38.720 of the women who used to run the convenience stores how they'd treat the black kids when they

00:14:45.520 they'd steal you know what i mean and hope for the best hope that the results will trickle down to

00:14:50.880 hard-working people i take a very different approach i believe that the middle class deserves a tax cut

00:14:56.960 and i believe that we will do a lot for this country by ensuring that we don't continue this

00:15:01.520 disastrous tax policy you are wealthy you're worth 20 million to 30 million dollars how do you know

00:15:09.040 about regular people suffering do you go shopping go to warm up buy food i talk to those people and you

00:15:14.720 pretend to be rendered in actual a few months ago look back to run for this open city with many dollars

00:15:21.040 from washington dc insiders the funny part about that is that's the moment where i no longer know

00:15:29.200 what she's saying like people are on board with what she's saying they're like yeah she's so wealthy

00:15:34.880 she doesn't know about the poor people or me don't cry she's a really rich and then she just starts

00:15:40.880 saying something right here a few months ago to run for this open city with many dollars from washington

00:15:49.120 dc insiders and i mean i'm hooked so at this point i'm watching it going i agree with whatever she says

00:15:56.080 it doesn't matter if it makes sense or not it's like listening to a little baby song you just know

00:16:00.640 that what she's saying is just perfect insiders and the millions million dollars i don't have money to run

00:16:08.080 a tv ad and you pretend you are poor complain rent is so high you couldn't save that apartment for

00:16:14.240 other people to rent it next to you i just go back to your two million dollar home in port miss

00:16:18.880 please don't say that because you do not understand regular people's concern people cry in my arms

00:16:27.360 imagine crying in that woman's arms it's going to be okay i'm going to defeat the liberal white lady

00:16:35.200 we're going to save america we're going to vote for don't know

00:16:44.880 no i mean i i don't disagree with that woman i don't disagree with that woman just in u.s deploys

00:16:54.240 b-52 bombers to the middle east statement from pentagon press secretary major general pat rider

00:17:00.560 says in keeping with our commitment to the protection of u.s citizens in the middle east

00:17:13.520 the defense of israel and de-escalation through deterrence and diplomacy the secretary of defense

00:17:19.440 ordered the deployment of additional ballistic missile defense destroyers fighter squadron and

00:17:25.440 tanker aircraft and several u.s air force b-52 long-range strike bombers to the region these

00:17:32.000 forces will begin to arrive in coming months of the uss abraham lincoln carrier strike group prepares to

00:17:36.960 depart damn that is for this that news came out four days before the election somebody commented

00:17:48.080 four days out from an election they're actually pushing world war three uh could it be that

00:17:56.000 kamala the the the the deep state whatever it is that is moving the country along as biden's

00:18:05.120 not doing anything and kamala's not fully in control yet

00:18:11.600 are they gonna start world war three before january so that trump never can actually get

00:18:19.120 into office that could happen something that crazy they could be that

00:18:22.720 that insane and you know have miscalculation think they could blow something up and then they end up

00:18:30.880 getting us all killed because they're being retards

00:18:37.280 this is you know i even saw something even crazier than this today there's a missile launch tonight so

00:18:44.240 after the election as they're counting on it um us is testing this is what's happening

00:18:54.800 hypersonic missile launch happening the night of the election does nobody find this a little alarming uh

00:19:03.600 uh that

00:19:08.480 this is happening hypersonic that's what i'm googling

00:19:15.600 breaking the united states will reportedly conduct a test of a hypersonic nuclear missile tonight just

00:19:21.840 hours after the election polls close hypersonic missile i mean

00:19:33.040 one of the memes here i have an election prediction of my own

00:19:36.400 admit trump one nuclear war dems look folks

00:19:44.320 not good none of this is good you shouldn't be i mean i guess it's good in the sense maybe they're doing

00:19:48.960 it like trying to project power and say look we know biden's basically asleep at the wheel

00:19:57.600 kamala's about to lose we need to fire off a rocket to

00:20:04.160 show everybody that so apparently this is her not

00:20:11.040 on the phone with anybody no green on the top left to indicate a background phone call

00:20:17.120 she gets exposed nine times a day

00:20:19.040 it's really crazy it's a really crazy time right now elon tweeting like crazy this is

00:20:29.360 really a revolution in

00:20:32.720 really it's a heroic moment because people like elon musk people like joe rogan

00:20:40.880 and in a lot of ways people like trump embody the ideal of

00:20:45.840 american exceptionalism american um

00:20:53.760 you know just the dream of being able to be the best at something and

00:20:59.200 make shit ton of money i mean what is that not if that's not the goal then what the hell then

00:21:04.720 you know this isn't the country for you if you just want to be live your whole life

00:21:10.240 making no money and and complaining about everything then you know move to france or something or

00:21:15.520 one of these european countries where you know they don't give a shit about the gdp or anything

00:21:22.560 they just want you to have fun and you can take the vacation and

00:21:28.080 this is a country where people want to make money don't you want to make money

00:21:34.880 libs of tick tock 13 minutes ago we are optimistic that we are literally about to turn the page on

00:21:40.640 donald trump and install vice president harris as the next president of the united states

00:21:47.280 senior campaign advisor this is insane

00:21:52.240 let's take a look at this

00:21:53.200 um it'll be a long day we don't expect this race to be called early um but we are optimistic that we

00:22:00.880 are literally about to be able to turn the page on donald trump um and install vice president harris

00:22:06.720 as the next president of the united states so if you're not following along they want to install

00:22:14.320 vip harris instead of elect that's the moment where you're supposed to say elect

00:22:20.000 vice president harris but instead they said install because that that's the truth maybe that that would

00:22:28.640 be very scary elon musk exposing google right now that google is google is essentially suppressing

00:22:40.880 if you search if you search on google for donald trump where can i vote for donald trump it'll show you

00:22:49.280 basically just articles about donald trump and why you might should lose and when you google

00:22:54.960 come i want to vote for camelon it shows you where to vote so i don't know totally nuts google admits

00:23:02.000 trump harris search uh and google is admitting to this

00:23:14.560 google so here's a visual of it

00:23:19.520 basically they go where can i vote

00:23:21.920 where can i vote for trump

00:23:31.520 the whole where to vote panel is triggered for some specific searches because harris

00:23:37.120 uh is also the name of a county in texas

00:23:42.880 the search giant added that very few people actually search for voting places this way in the

00:23:46.880 yeah i mean that's

00:23:51.600 who would who would search where can i vote for trump that is true that seems kind of stupid

00:23:58.720 i don't know maybe we're all being tricked maybe we're being tricked by trump and

00:24:03.440 but well i mean she he's definitely the better choice even if you you know

00:24:07.840 i'm just saying that as the devil's advocate i really don't think we are i think that

00:24:15.280 the left-wing media wants people to think that we're being tricked into this and we're gonna

00:24:20.240 it's gonna be the one-two switch but everybody remembers when trump was president and everything

00:24:24.720 was better i mean can we stop with this before the pandemic before

00:24:29.600 covid everything three years into trump people were saying whatever the

00:24:34.720 fuck the comedy was great i was saying crazy

00:24:37.520 shit i was getting the my first tons of views

00:24:41.280 in comedy and and really having the

00:24:45.120 balls to come out and say what i wanted to say

00:24:48.480 and getting out of my shell and if it wasn't for

00:24:51.280 covid i would have moved to new york city probably in 2020 or 2019

00:24:55.280 that's when i was you know in 2020 i i i mean i wasn't didn't have it would have been a mistake

00:25:05.600 in some ways potentially that i wouldn't have had the following that i have now and moved to

00:25:11.360 you know now i could move to new york city i mean i live in austin texas right now but i could move to

00:25:15.520 new york city with the following i have and and be a comic there but i wanted to do it then and maybe it

00:25:22.720 would have been maybe i would have had more mainstream success had you know and i'm not

00:25:28.720 here to go maybe this maybe that everything no matter what you have there's only certain variables

00:25:34.400 you can change and those are the ones you have to focus on and that's being as funny as possible and

00:25:41.920 fucking blabbing on about fucking trump um he's the best at talking about trump

00:25:48.400 it's gonna whatever happens it's gonna be fucked i have no idea what's gonna happen and it's kind

00:25:53.440 of cool to listen to this before the storm what you know what happened you're listening to this

00:25:58.160 tell me what happened tell me from the past what happened um

00:26:08.480 senator booker i have guys come up to me and say i really have no choice my girlfriend will kill me

00:26:13.600 my wife will kill me if i don't vote for kamala harris this is disgusting if you're a man and you

00:26:20.480 are letting your wife tell you who to vote for you are actually a loser these uh women are doing it

00:26:28.960 they're out voting a man they're voted greater numbers um they're leading uh i think households in

00:26:34.800 many ways uh i've seen already uh experiences where i have guys come up to me and say i really have no

00:26:41.280 choice my girlfriend will kill me my wife will kill me if i don't uh vote for kamala harris

00:26:48.000 if your girlfriend or wife threatens you into voting for kamala harris you as a man do not make enough

00:26:56.000 money if you made enough money your wife would be asking you who she should vote for okay time to step

00:27:06.000 it up american men how can you be a man and your wife's telling you who to vote for it's it's

00:27:13.440 sad it's disgusting really it is kind of disgusting i'm not gonna lie it's

00:27:19.440 it's a little revolting really

00:27:23.200 but this is this is the world that we live in and we have

00:27:27.200 rich whites with harris signs are terrified after receiving letters thanking them for accepting to

00:27:35.760 house a migrant family this is the new hilarious thing now boys have been pulling this prank going

00:27:41.760 to people's houses who have biden harris signs and saying oh so you support illegal immigration

00:27:48.000 we actually have some illegal immigrants would it be cool if they lived at your house and watching them

00:27:51.760 freak out and say no so seriously exposes this entire movement is just it's it's self-sabotage

00:28:01.760 in a lot of way on a big scale the liberals who want to bring the immigrants here but don't actually want

00:28:08.560 to house them don't want to help them but theoretically they think they should be here

00:28:13.520 most of the reason why liberals think that there should be this influx of illegal immigrants is because

00:28:18.640 they know it pisses off republicans and it's a war of who's gonna piss off who so they're they want

00:28:24.960 illegal immigration so the republicans are upset and then they feel like they want it's it's schoolyard

00:28:33.280 bullshit is what it is but here's a video of

00:28:40.480 of this i put a lawn sign in my front yard and i don't think i should be subjected to these fraudulent

00:28:46.160 mailers when this 50 year old shrewsbury woman put up a harris wall sign in front of her home

00:28:51.360 she just wanted to show her support she never imagined she would be subjected to a campaign

00:28:56.400 dirty trick it really creeped me out she was dismayed when the mail arrived this week and she received

00:29:02.400 this postcard it purports to be from the harris campaign thanking her for putting up a sign and

00:29:07.760 alerting her a family from nicaragua would be moving into her home that's when i realized it was an

00:29:13.280 obvious attempt to try to either scare me or rage bait me and make me upset it's absolutely a scare

00:29:19.840 tactic suffolk it's just funny that the scariest thing that a liberal can think of is having to live

00:29:27.840 with the consequences of their own actions they're trying to scare me by suggesting i live with one of

00:29:35.760 the illegal immigrants that i demand live in the country why not if trump doesn't win it's obviously

00:29:46.080 fucking bullshit it's the same thing in canada when i'd walk around and you'd see

00:29:57.440 almost nobody you meet almost nobody who actually likes justin trudeau you meet almost nobody who likes

00:30:04.480 him but somehow he keeps winning because the people who like him they keep quiet they're in

00:30:10.000 they're just they're everywhere but they're nowhere and even here in texas people are so

00:30:17.040 brainwashed to hate trump and they don't know why and i mean texas is usually guaranteed to go

00:30:27.200 uh democrat uh to go republican but now it could end up democrat

00:30:31.280 you know we're we're a couple hours away from this from not knowing what the fuck

00:30:38.480 you know what what could really happen here

00:30:44.080 people are just refreshing twitter trying to make make sense of this

00:30:49.280 jill biden wears mega red colors to vote today

00:30:54.000 is that a statement is that joe biden's statement

00:30:57.040 joe biden likes trump because they you know they might have their differences but

00:31:02.960 they're both old guys and old guys like other old guys they go hey he's another old guy he's lived

00:31:10.080 he did it he did the whole his son you know my son's will crack your son you know is a good person

00:31:17.440 they're not the same they're not the same but they do i think respect each other in some weird way

00:31:28.400 i'm getting ads for my future is uncertain secure your emergency food supply with my patriot top

00:31:36.080 that's what people are worried about now that the the food supply is going to be

00:31:39.440 you know icbm test is pretty crazy where exactly is this icbm test going to be sent

00:31:51.760 it's kind of an insane thing google has admitted to trump harris search discrepancy says it's fixing that

00:31:59.200 um

00:32:05.440 people are really there's a lot of competition out there but most people are actually pretty retarded

00:32:11.360 when you when you when you think about it i mean i just did comedy in austin and you know

00:32:18.880 something i'm learning is it's something i miss about toronto and the comedy scene in toronto

00:32:25.440 and and my vision for maybe coming back to toronto one day i want to get as big as possible you know

00:32:33.360 joe rogan's obviously shouting me out cool things are happening that's just the beginning of work of

00:32:40.160 the amount of work that i have to do to make sure that i'm funny enough to even deserve those comments

00:32:45.680 but maybe one day it is a return to toronto and revive that comedy scene because toronto is a great big

00:32:51.120 city i mean it's being destroyed right now by people with swords in the streets and you know

00:32:56.720 just the constant protesting and the constant just chaos it's a very chaotic place right now

00:33:04.080 um and i'm excited to see what if anything the governor of ontario we call it premier of ontario

00:33:14.720 what he's going to do to to fix the city he's already getting rid of bike lanes but

00:33:18.080 look man whatever happens with trump is going to affect everything in terms of politicians like

00:33:25.680 olivia chow they will be scared because they will realize that the the new wave of politicians that

00:33:32.960 comes can really throw them under the bus and it's not going to be oh he can't how you can't say that

00:33:40.880 just some canadian news justin trudeau is condemning the chaos in brampton

00:33:50.000 it's ironic considering it's a problem which he entirely responsible for them unequivocally the

00:33:56.000 violence we've seen in south asian communities across the country over the past few nights

00:34:00.720 let me be very very clear the individuals who are inciting violence and division and hatred

00:34:09.280 in no way represent either the sick community or the hindu community in canada at a time of

00:34:16.800 diwali and bandi chor divas we're seeing communities come together to celebrate their diversity and their

00:34:23.200 strength we will continue to stand for the unity of canada this guy's full of

00:34:30.080 shit he's doing the same thing that kamala kamala kamala is stealing from justin trudeau

00:34:36.240 she's stealing from his playbook and his playbook is whatever the republicans conservatives do

00:34:45.360 that makes sense do that at the last minute so whatever they've been saying for two years

00:34:53.840 to do that you haven't been doing right before you're about to lose you go okay i'll do what

00:34:58.320 they want me to do i don't want them to do it i don't want them to get in power and

00:35:04.320 for instance kamala with the taxes on tips then she came up with it later because oh it's a good idea

00:35:09.360 i'm gonna do it too however i do think that kamala saying that she's gonna legalize weed smart that's

00:35:18.000 also from trudeau's playbook and that's something i think that if trump came along and said i'll do

00:35:24.800 that too that would be funny at the last moment to go you know what i'll legalize weed too who gives a

00:35:30.320 shit i really do think that that is a mistake of either or any politician to not want to legalize

00:35:37.600 it federally i think what do i know i'm canadian we already have that trudeau won on that so i would

00:35:46.000 be careful everybody going trump's gonna win calmless at the last minute said that she would legalize weed

00:35:52.880 do i believe that she actually will no i don't if she'd been campaigning that should have been her

00:35:58.640 slogan the entire time she should have had videos of her smoking weed with people like snoop dog

00:36:06.080 and and whatever that would have really got her to win in the public eye get cardi b smoke a blunt

00:36:13.440 with me that would be funny but having cardi b just talk like an idiot is is really stupid i think it's really

00:36:21.040 fucking stupid

00:36:26.960 trump is already alleging cheating he made a post on truth social a lot of talk about massive

00:36:33.520 cheating in philadelphia law enforcement coming

00:36:42.640 you know miles if you don't know you know miles he actually got signed i think

00:36:45.840 by kanye but it's he's basically a joke rapper

00:36:50.320 hey they want me to go

00:36:51.200 that's trending on youtube so

00:37:18.160 at the end of the day america is going to be fine as long as people still make things like that

00:37:26.080 america is america everything's fine chick-fil-a is still going to be open no matter who wins

00:37:33.600 right i mean most things will be intact i mean they might come after some of the biggest names in

00:37:38.640 entertainment and try to destroy elon musk but at least they'll still be burger king right

00:37:52.560 it could be bad it could be bad mayor adams out of new york city says he's going to vote for harris

00:37:58.800 as he heads inside to vote i think that that is a mistake i think he's embarrassed he the look on his

00:38:05.360 face here says it all he the look on his face says they made me do this i wouldn't be surprised if

00:38:14.960 mayor adams had some diddy going on

00:38:17.280 mayor adams who are you who are you voting for i'm gonna vote for mr adams same person i endorse

00:38:25.920 can you say your name wow new york city he was not happy that he had to say that he was definitely

00:38:33.760 pressured into it it's easy to read his body language that was completely him being terrified

00:38:41.600 to vote for trump or say that he is maybe he is voting for trump it almost looks like he's lying

00:38:46.480 and he's voting for trump he's lying he's voting trump there's no way that is totally nuts

00:39:01.840 insiders reveal lonely and lost biden's humiliating last days in office netflix binges quiet tears

00:39:23.840 and shunned by the harris campaign i think that that is actually disgusting

00:39:28.880 and disrespectful to a man who was president no matter what the people who hate trump you know

00:39:36.160 i i don't feel that way about biden he was president i i feel that way about comla in some

00:39:42.320 ways that she's just she wasn't she wasn't elected she came out of nowhere that's how i feel about that

00:39:48.720 but you know and then the liberals wow there's rules and no she was unelected she's

00:39:53.920 being installed that's what they hope that woman already said it

00:39:59.600 but it's mean to do this to biden he was a president of the united states and he's alone crying

00:40:07.920 it's it's just sick you'd think that having a sitting president on your side would be seen

00:40:13.440 as a rather sizable upper hand in the last hours of your own campaign in the white house

00:40:18.160 not so for kamala harris on sunday as the democratic nominee made her final push for election

00:40:24.000 harris rounded up a star study she's kamala harris is like it's like if megan markle was running the

00:40:31.200 country you want megan markle to run a country she even harry i'm pretty sure is breaking up with her

00:40:36.960 because she's nobody wants to date these these mulattos i mean

00:40:45.520 hakuna matata mulatto mulatta look listen i don't know it's

00:40:53.200 he was hiding away this is about biden he was hidden away in his hometown of wilmington

00:40:58.160 dalware a comfortable blue state enjoying a long lunch at his golf club with an old friend

00:41:03.840 it is sad it is just sad this is how it's ending for him days before biden had embarrassed harris

00:41:10.480 with yet another gaffe appearing to refer to donald trump supporters as garbage publicly the white house

00:41:15.680 insisted he hadn't in fact said what everyone heard but behind closed doors the message from the harris

00:41:22.160 campaign to joe was clear stay away certainly biden's life had changed dramatically in the past three

00:41:28.960 hours after entering the years insisting he was fit enough to run again and beat trump biden finally

00:41:35.920 dropped out of the race on july 21st endorsing harris remember that remember how embarrassing

00:41:42.240 that was that that debate where biden was just completely out of it and they tried to say that

00:41:48.160 he wasn't and that he did great and then they take him out it's and you know trump had to defeat

00:41:54.080 multiple people this is this is insane within hours biden 81 had become what he and his highly

00:42:03.440 ambitious wife had always feared a lame duck president after four years at the center of the

00:42:09.840 political universe biden was suddenly out of the spotlight as the world moved its focus to a younger

00:42:14.640 more ebullient candidate this rapid relegation to the political periphery appears to have been

00:42:21.840 actively perhaps brutally encouraged by the harris team last month according to the report axios the

00:42:29.600 harris campaign had been rebuffing the president's repeated offers to help her on the trail the answer

00:42:34.880 from the harris team each time we'll get back to you privately jill biden has described the situation as

00:42:40.560 tough it's it's it's like elder abuse it's evil she is just an evil looking person i hate to say it but

00:42:50.640 she's a fucking bitch and i know that that's powerful women they have to be bitches and all

00:42:55.920 this stuff but fuck i mean this is scary and i'm doing this i don't know who won right now

00:43:03.120 because this is from the past it's only 4 46 p.m texas time november tuesday november 5th

00:43:11.440 they've barely even started counting have they started counting at all

00:43:14.400 maybe it wasn't apologies i wasn't sharing this uh this article while i was reading

00:43:23.280 how's the counting

00:43:31.120 results there's no results yet this is a pretty intense map as it should be it's google and this

00:43:38.640 is america america this is where all this is invented it should be good

00:43:44.400 unlike canada where you they don't even you're not even allowed to have the news imagine canada

00:43:50.400 to the canadians watching this imagine voting right now after trudeau got rid of your ability to share

00:43:59.680 news articles on facebook instagram and other companies and of course trudeau will put up the defense oh

00:44:08.000 we're doing that because we're trying to make get more money for our journalism as if journalists need

00:44:15.920 more fucking money they should be they should all be fired as far as i'm concerned but this is this idea

00:44:22.880 in canada that oh we're gonna make google pay us 250 million and if they don't we'll stop sharing news

00:44:28.720 news article it's communism with an excuse okay that's what it is that's what canada has become

00:44:36.560 that's what trudeau is and that is exactly what kamala wants to make happen in america it's scary

00:44:43.120 i'm scared you're scared everybody's scared because this hasn't even started yet we don't

00:44:49.680 know what's going to happen because right now i'm looking at a zero zero result and we're going to

00:44:57.200 try to get this podcast out so you can listen to it while this is all happening or you might want to

00:45:02.160 watch one of the many live podcasts like i'm going to be watching i hope rogan is live tonight i hope

00:45:08.560 a few people are live a lot of people are going to be doing election shows and some people won't so

00:45:13.520 let's uh results expected around 9 p.m for a lot of these so it's it's not even for for several hours

00:45:27.120 that we're not going to know what's going to happen

00:45:32.720 cnn has just released an exit poll promoting chris wallace to say it would be a miracle if harris

00:45:38.160 could win that's that's good because i so i messaged rogan last night i took a couple puffs of my of a of a

00:45:50.160 penjamin and i had this idea that i think would be so funny you know the video of kamala phoning

00:45:59.360 biden to say that they won and goes we did it joe we did it it'd be so funny to to play that and then cut

00:46:07.120 to trump or elon calling joe rogan going we did it joe i mean it'd be funny if elon joe we did it

00:46:14.960 whatever i thought it'd be funny i texted him he saw it he never replied so i don't know

00:46:21.120 if he thought it was funny or he or if or if my career is over for life for good because i i i

00:46:28.960 god damn it i'm just so i was just so excited that he endorsed trump and i'm so excited that

00:46:34.640 it's become mainstream in this little period of time and okay to vote trump crazy that they're not

00:46:43.040 talking more about the fact that he's was they tried to assassinate him twice and just everything

00:46:48.480 that he's gone through over this campaign has been completely insane and look i think he deserves it

00:46:57.840 he's already been president i i think everything was better i said that before i don't know if that's

00:47:02.640 true people want to argue a million ways i've seen there's these new shows online where people just

00:47:07.760 argue they line up to argue with one guy with i think one of the ones with charlie kirk and a bunch

00:47:14.240 of woke people want to argue with him it's the argument culture everybody wants to argue everybody

00:47:20.160 wants to be in the comments and argue and and i know that there's tons of people arguing right now

00:47:25.200 as we speak there's just millions of people arguing online and

00:47:31.520 trump said something that stuck with me and he goes you know what will cure depression work as hard as

00:47:37.440 you can that is true that is fact that's how you get over things that's how you get over horrible

00:47:46.400 tragedies horrible things horrible things in the world how you cope is you work you work hard

00:47:53.840 and you do it because you love it and whatever you do you need to love

00:48:00.400 and i love you guys i love comedy i feel so blessed to be in america while this election is happening

00:48:08.320 and get to watch it and see it and live it and feel it and hear all the gay fear from canadians oh

00:48:15.840 this election day hey won't be worried americans can handle their shit they can handle this election

00:48:22.080 they can handle whoever wins they're not going to fucking destroy themselves it's not going to be

00:48:28.320 a civil conflict it's going to be

00:48:34.960 fine and everybody's going to be fine everything is going to be fine and if not move somewhere else

00:48:43.600 to all the people who say oh well if trump wins i'm going to move to canada and they have no idea what's

00:48:48.320 going on in canada they have no idea that half or more of the country supports trump and wants to

00:48:55.520 get rid of the current liberal leadership they don't know that i was at the gym in canada i remember

00:49:04.080 going and sitting next to an american said oh well we moved here during the trump era because we and i

00:49:09.440 was like i like trump and they just can't it just drives them nuts to find out that canadians like trump

00:49:13.680 to or or or agree with some of his policies etc etc mexico a lot of mexicans like trump um europe a lot

00:49:25.200 of europeans there's they have parades for trump in japan okay the guy's popular and americans who want

00:49:35.600 to not be american because of trump is the stupidest most un-american bullshit i've ever heard you would

00:49:41.440 never hear a republican say i don't want to be american if kamla wins i'm going to leave america

00:49:47.920 of kamla wins not even as barely even as a joke because they do believe in the country it seems like

00:49:55.440 more it seems like republicans believe in the country more than democrats because democrats

00:50:01.040 you know they ascribe to the woke ideologies of we need to get rid of this country and dismantle and

00:50:08.160 get rid of the statues and change everything and constantly fuck that that's a bad idea the only

00:50:16.080 good idea from the left is legalize cannabis do that and then everything else the immigrants

00:50:23.760 the this that quell it just quell it okay i don't know about mass deportations what about mass

00:50:30.480 deportation nobody's gonna notice most people are gonna notice oh my oh you know my uber eats took an

00:50:38.800 extra seven minutes because of mass deportation nobody come on it's not gonna be that bad you

00:50:44.000 just gotta nip it in the butt gotta quell it quell it and move on i'm excited to watch i'm excited to

00:50:52.080 know what's happened i hope you guys are excited please come see me on the road tulsa oklahoma two days

00:50:58.480 after an election are you kidding me i'm scared that there's there's so many tickets left go get

00:51:05.040 tickets tulsa oklahoma i've never been there it's it's you know first time in a market tulsa come see

00:51:11.680 me denver november 8th first show sold out a couple tickets left for the late show then i'm going to be

00:51:18.800 in fort worth texas november 9th go get tickets benbankus.com houston texas november 10th

00:51:26.160 charlotte north carolina november 12th atlanta georgia november 13th

00:51:34.240 go get tickets november 21st montreal canada we added a day 22nd and 23rd of november sold out

00:51:42.320 next show after that isn't until december go get tickets niagara falls canada i'm coming back to yuck

00:51:50.000 yucks at the fun zone one last time i don't know if it'll be the last hopefully it's the last maybe it's

00:51:55.520 not it's a it's you know a female comic actually just passed away from the canadian comedy scene

00:52:03.840 her name was uh kathleen mcgee so uh but i i had one memory of her that she

00:52:13.120 performed there i met her at niagara falls yuck yucks i've met multiple comics that i've met at

00:52:17.760 niagara falls yuck yucks and performed with before i was doing my own shows when i was just working with

00:52:22.000 yuck yucks as a feature act or a middle act

00:52:29.360 multiple comics have died that i've met there is what i'm trying to say

00:52:32.880 so um anyway come see me in niagara falls it's gonna be really fun i love to let loose there

00:52:38.480 say whatever the i want the the management they're all great they're awesome and they let me do whatever

00:52:43.440 and we're going to be talking a lot of shit and that's going to be a big warm-up for the really

00:52:48.880 big shows that it'll be be um that'll be announcing soon so thank you guys so much for listening let me

00:52:56.320 know who won in the comments and send this podcast to your friends we need to get everybody on the bank

00:53:02.800 podcast that's right we changed the name bankers podcast hope you like it off if you don't good night

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Bankas Podcast - November 06, 2024

Communism with an Excuse ｜ Bankas Podcast - #066

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