Bankas Podcast - Not Enough MSG ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.140 Welcome to the Bankist show.

00:00:04.240 We haven't done an episode in a little minute because I wanted to give my comedy special elect this, which we just I just did 40,000 views in nine days on my own channel, which is pretty sick for me.

00:00:17.180 And I'm happy about that.

00:00:19.180 So I think this episode is going to pop and we're we're redesigning the logo and Trump rally just happened.

00:00:28.520 Everybody's calling it a Nazi rally, but it was it was more like Olivia Chow was there.

00:00:35.560 Olivia Chow's conservative cousin was actually at that rally.

00:00:41.960 Can we can we play that?

00:00:43.240 He is a first generation.

00:00:45.400 We love Trump from our bottom of the heart because we know Trump is the only one.

00:00:52.440 But people have been sending me this clip like insanely, like way too much, being like, you need to do a dub over of this.

00:00:59.180 It's like, what is but there's nothing to dub.

00:01:01.140 She's already she's already done it.

00:01:02.720 She she won the gold medal at dubbing her herself.

00:01:06.960 Like, I'm not going to like she already said she likes Trump.

00:01:09.280 It'd be funny to dub it if she was like, I love a camera.

00:01:11.800 So let's yeah, but let's keep listening to that.

00:01:27.040 This is one of the this is one of the most epic speeches of 2024.

00:01:31.680 2024, I have to say, can save America.

00:01:35.680 Kamala is so stupid.

00:01:38.520 She is so low IQ equal, no Q, no qualification to be the president.

00:01:44.640 You shall stay away from that position.

00:01:47.320 You are the lost the position.

00:01:49.160 You lost our trust.

00:01:50.920 You lost our vote.

00:01:54.440 Yeah, it's a bit much, though.

00:01:56.080 She she does go off in some ways.

00:01:58.840 It might have been smarter to have.

00:02:01.680 Her open MSG and bring on Tony Hinchcliffe.

00:02:05.720 Yeah, imagine if she had to follow Tony, though.

00:02:11.360 My crush as well, to be honest, it'd be pretty funny.

00:02:13.920 I rub a Puerto Rican people.

00:02:16.600 I don't know why they say they're both.

00:02:19.520 She wouldn't even know.

00:02:20.840 I don't like a Puerto Rican people.

00:02:23.240 Probably Chinese and they come in my corner.

00:02:25.600 So I'm trying to steal all the deodorant.

00:02:28.240 I'm trying to steal all the deodorant.

00:02:31.360 They said, those deals.

00:02:33.080 The ex-politics, man.

00:02:37.500 Wild.

00:02:38.060 Wild that that rally happened.

00:02:40.460 We have a couple of clips of the rally shit going on.

00:02:45.300 i don't know where those start are maybe you can look through those um

00:02:49.880 like then you can mute it i think and then it won't come through when you look at them but

00:02:55.740 anyway everybody's mad i mean i don't even think they're mad anymore that was the quickest

00:03:03.380 i think that's how you know america's healing because the outrage surrounding the puerto rican

00:03:09.140 thing was very quick right it's not it wasn't like oh my god this is going to be on the news for like

00:03:15.800 three weeks because it can't be because the fucking election and i was seeing stuff where it's like oh

00:03:20.500 it's genius because trump is basically now all they're going to talk about on the news is that

00:03:25.800 joke it's awesome it was first time i wanted to watch the news it was an exciting night we watched

00:03:32.120 every we watched all the late night shows we watched all the takes of tony hinchcliffe's set and i like

00:03:38.280 that john stewart's was positive yeah john stewart's was the only one where you could tell

00:03:42.800 the audience was kind of offended like definitely offended at what he said uh and john was just

00:03:48.000 laughing like i don't care like that's really funny and then he did end up proceeding to go on some woke

00:03:53.980 well right the rest of the show the only good part of the john stewart show was when he was like no

00:03:59.980 this this is a funny joke and he's a stand-up comedian which is when he defended tony hinchcliffe that

00:04:05.820 was the best part of the john stewart show and the rest of it didn't even make sense especially

00:04:09.500 if you're going to defend him what yeah these other people they're not even trying to be funny

00:04:13.600 can't regular people try to be funny too well how do you think you don't have to have a license to

00:04:19.180 tell a joke is what i'm trying to yeah how do you think a comedian becomes a comedian you're a regular

00:04:22.960 guy that's funny and then you do it for years and you get better at it and then eventually you do

00:04:27.540 msg and you cause trump the latino vote yeah people are out of their minds if they think

00:04:33.040 like first of all latinos mexicans whatever hispanic people they're they're they're smarter

00:04:38.560 than that they're not stupid enough to be like i saw that tony hinchcliffe joke i did not like

00:04:44.740 i'm going to vote for camera i don't know but it could be

00:04:50.240 everybody's really addicted to the phone right now too like they can get away with anything

00:04:57.600 not to bring up canada but canada had an election what a provincial election which is kind of like

00:05:04.500 they have state elections here but i don't think i think they midterm don't they do it all at once

00:05:10.120 we don't do we don't do all the provinces at once in canada no everyone has a british columbia where

00:05:16.060 vancouver is had an election and they've been run by super far left like farther left than trudeau's

00:05:20.880 party and it obviously has just decimated their entire cities and towns and stuff with like

00:05:28.580 homeless people and what it won't say recording because it's coming through there yeah sorry i

00:05:34.700 tripped out anyway they had an election in bc and it took what eight days or something like it's been

00:05:44.120 like eight days since the election happened and then they came out and said oh actually

00:05:48.940 the the liberal candidate won even though the conservative candidate it was like the most

00:05:54.880 votes for a conservative candidate in the history of the province but it's way easier to get away

00:06:00.260 with this when the whole like even the canadian news is talking about tony hinchcliffe's joke

00:06:05.120 yeah not their own country's potentially fraudulent election i'm not saying it's fraudulent but i'm saying

00:06:11.820 that apparently the rcmp came out and said that it was potentially fraudulent yeah that's where

00:06:19.560 canada kind of has an advantage in being the little brother to the u.s because speaking

00:06:25.340 yeah was it there

00:06:34.220 okay that's fine okay bye

00:06:40.680 we lost like all the sd cards of every set i did here no we didn't we downloaded them all

00:06:46.760 i think i hope we'll check tonight that means we got it we must have took them

00:06:52.640 i don't think like the housekeeping smart enough to want to keep an sd card i don't know maybe it's

00:07:00.680 like a struggling comic from the store that's like oh i found the axe there's no struggling comics from

00:07:06.240 the store that are cleaning rooms and hotels you never know they're all unemployment um but yeah

00:07:16.040 that is pretty crazy i think we had a clip of that i don't know where that would have been

00:07:20.060 one of these go through some of these uh trump clips pull up a clip

00:07:26.960 we'll eventually find it but yeah just start pulling up clips from the bottom

00:07:32.200 this is a clip of kim jong-un at the uh oh yeah let's see this

00:07:37.300 there's a guy dressed as kim jong-un at

00:07:41.440 the trump rally

00:07:43.860 uh premier thank you for coming out for president trump my gosh the leader of north korea yes that's

00:07:51.980 right what are your thoughts on today my friend regarding president trump i'm endorsing donald trump

00:07:56.640 as supreme leader of the united states we have the supreme leader of north korea endorsing president

00:08:01.540 trump positive that is like at a certain point

00:08:05.680 would a dictatorship be so bad if it was a good dictator you know obviously yeah it would still be

00:08:12.600 bad the worst thing would be if if trump just got rid of weed or something yeah i heard some

00:08:20.500 ingram report i was watching and she's like can you get rid of the smell of pot in new york city it's

00:08:28.020 like whoa it's like the one good level to just smell only like piss yeah it's fucking stupid

00:08:34.220 yeah nobody knew what to do with the tony hinchcliffe thing a lot of comics were shitting on tony which is

00:08:43.540 crazy obviously they're the the comics that were shitting on tony's jokes don't make any money at

00:08:50.540 comedy majority um if not all and the ones that do i mean guys come on if you got that opportunity

00:09:00.740 you're not the former president of the united states says come do comedy you're not going to

00:09:04.760 go and do comedy balls to the wall you're going to go half-ass it and and and play it safe no people

00:09:11.160 are sick of that anyway you can there's a million liberal comics doing that and when you know all the

00:09:19.560 liberal comics that go on the whatever that night is that they have at the at the white house press

00:09:26.540 secretary night or the white house um i know the correspondence correspondence dinner something yeah

00:09:32.660 yeah they always have a woke liberal comic always what are they they had hassan minaj the last time

00:09:37.740 i saw it yeah someone's safe that they probably pre-vet everything but it didn't used to be like

00:09:42.920 they used to have don rickles and and other offensive comics doing that because that's part of

00:09:50.360 free speech here i have i mean i don't know maybe i'm wrong maybe i'm wrong i don't think i'm wrong

00:09:56.580 here's the i don't know what i could be wrong about here's the clip of tony hinchcliffe's joke

00:10:00.860 let's watch msg a lot going on like i don't know if you guys know this but there's literally a floating

00:10:05.880 island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now yeah i think it's called puerto rico

00:10:11.280 okay all right okay we're getting there again normally i don't follow the national anthem

00:10:19.800 everybody uh a lot going on was it i mean first of all people like oh that joke bombed it did not

00:10:26.800 bomb no it got like oh you only got 12 000 laughs and 6 000 groans like he's also the first comedian

00:10:35.180 after probably like two hours of just guys being serious and giving a political speech no they literally

00:10:41.120 didn't know it wasn't he was he was literally the first guy yeah well then there you go that's

00:10:45.400 the hardest thing and then he came out and people did laugh and he did do well it's a stadium he's

00:10:50.280 getting them warmed up for an insane night hulk hogan's gonna come out yeah like you know this

00:10:57.300 whole idea that oh he can do that joke in a comedy club but you can't do it in a political rally

00:11:03.700 actually you can that's why it's america you you should be allowed to make offensive jokes anywhere

00:11:10.240 you should be allowed to make offensive jokes at fucking starbucks uh with your buddy maybe maybe

00:11:14.980 maybe you try a joke with the barista well okay she didn't laugh big fucking you know what are you

00:11:20.080 gonna call the police that should be the worst thing uh in comedy is that somebody just didn't laugh it

00:11:25.340 shouldn't be that everyone is taking things out of proportion and well there were people going on fox

00:11:30.700 news going you know oh i don't have a problem with him his right to tell it it just wasn't funny it's

00:11:37.460 like actually but it was funny for some people some people comedy subjective you can't it wasn't

00:11:42.480 funny this whole that's that's the i've seen that comment on my shit every comic seen it when people

00:11:49.800 try to shit on you it's just haters being like just it's just not funny it's just not funny well

00:11:54.760 then why the fuck did people laugh it's either that or they're so they're so self-centered that they

00:11:59.820 can't i didn't find it funny it's different if people like i really don't find that kind of stuff

00:12:04.240 funny but they don't see it like that they think the world revolves around them and what they think

00:12:08.320 so if they don't like some people some people do like comment on my shit i don't i personally don't

00:12:13.860 find this funny and that who gives a shit i don't care i don't give a fuck when they comment anything

00:12:18.400 but my point is that that makes more sense than people going on actual fucking fox news so this is

00:12:26.800 funny so i was supposed to go on fox news the day after tony hinchcliffe at msg trump at msg

00:12:39.120 and the fiasco happened and i was waiting to get the info about where to go to get film and then they go

00:12:47.820 no you no more comedians today after last night we don't want any comedians we gotta we gotta get

00:12:55.880 the hispanic vote back they were so spooked that the they had a mexican guy on instead of well no

00:13:03.620 that was on the ingram they had a mexican guy on who just straight up was going oh you know this so

00:13:09.000 called comedian about tony hinchcliffe oh he's a so-called comedian who would pay money it's like

00:13:13.080 what are you talking about he's he's a supporter of trump he went to the rally you know he didn't have

00:13:19.160 to do that like it's a cool thing to do but he's a supporter of it and you're saying call you're like

00:13:25.460 you're like shitting on him i mean i don't know no it is ridiculous that they're calling him a so-called

00:13:30.260 comedian because it's yo this isn't a guy with like 4 000 followers just like who is this this is a dude

00:13:35.940 with like just under a million followers with like the largest comedy show right now kill tony and

00:13:41.960 they're just trying to undermine it in any way that they can it's just more gaslighting and more

00:13:47.600 reason to realize how much the media is lying when somebody like tony hinchcliffe who is definitely

00:13:52.900 famous and definitely been around for a long time and has the biggest comedy uh podcast live comedy

00:13:59.140 podcast in the world and you know has been on rogan a million times boys with rogan literally just did

00:14:05.680 the tom brady roast on netflix tom brady roast they just did msg himself with kill tony exactly

00:14:11.920 like the idea that they just pretend like none of that happened they're like this friggin comic

00:14:17.000 comes out of nowhere and does a puerto rico joke well this shouldn't be allowed yeah no this is if

00:14:23.060 anything they should be going i guess this is allowed now that's the reaction i think that i mean

00:14:29.740 eventually with a lot of people that is the reaction and you know god bless tony and the fact that

00:14:35.100 he's getting all that publicity because it's good but any publicity is good publicity anybody who says

00:14:40.580 otherwise i think is lying i mean i guess there are corporate levels to it where they're like what

00:14:46.020 panicking what are we gonna do but it's you know it's comedy folks comedy begets comedy if a comedian

00:14:53.980 says a funny thing at a rally it's they could say a funny thing i feel like if he made that joke and

00:15:01.840 posted it from a comedy club there'd still be outrage i remember mark broslin the owner of yuck yucks

00:15:07.580 when i first started with yuck yucks and we went to a starbucks because i was so excited and i was so

00:15:14.020 gung-ho and i had my i wore my nice shirt my nice joe rogan interviewing uh trump shirt no i didn't wear

00:15:21.160 that shirt but i wore a shirt and tie when i first started at yuck yucks because i really wanted the job

00:15:28.260 dress for the job you want kid and but yeah he took me we were at the starbucks and he's like

00:15:34.060 you can't just be a comedian when you're on stage you have to be a comedian everywhere

00:15:38.520 and i think at that point he was just like whoa like you just like made a noise in the starbucks

00:15:43.900 or something like people are looking around like it's i mean this idea that the left wants to protect

00:15:51.080 the sanctity of political events when they have people like megan the stallion

00:15:56.760 twerking on stage to bring on camela and the fact that

00:16:04.860 tony's p-ditty joke got buried that was the original joke that was going viral

00:16:11.940 and then oh the left is like oh my god puerto rico puerto rico puerto rico because they don't want

00:16:16.440 to talk about the fact that what he said was 100 accurate that all those people who support

00:16:22.500 camela also you know they were at diddy parties they were at epstein parties they were at fucking

00:16:27.380 they were at every bucket they were at weinstein and i was like i mean it's what the fuck so

00:16:33.580 yeah you can be you you it can be funny anywhere what was my point in that

00:16:45.420 that the left is deciding to tell us when and when we cannot be funny and where you should laugh

00:16:50.760 and what you should laugh at it's just more communism really is just telling us oh you should

00:16:55.200 do it this way and if you do it that way an individual don't don't you know how can you laugh

00:16:59.980 at that person how can you laugh at that situation how can you do this how can you do that everything

00:17:03.900 how can you how can you how can you how dare you some people were saying how dare you one woman on

00:17:08.500 fox news goes uh about the pinch club joke she goes um she goes this isn't about woke okay because

00:17:16.740 because he said like people are being woke or something in his tweet and she's like they're

00:17:21.300 pulling the woke card this isn't about woke this is offensive it's like that is what woke is it's

00:17:27.620 being offended you stupid speaking of that here's a uh tweet from mark maron that uh came out you want

00:17:34.800 me to uh read this out yeah read it out so this is what mark maron uh park maron former biggest

00:17:39.760 podcast and i don't know the anti-woke flank of the new fascism is being driven almost exclusively by

00:17:46.220 comics my peers whether or not they are self-serving or true believers in the new fascism is unimportant

00:17:52.460 they are the movement whether they see themselves as acolytes or just comics doesn't matter whether they

00:18:00.080 are driven by the idea what they are fighting for is a free speech issue or whether they are truly

00:18:05.380 morally bankrupt racists doesn't matter they are part of the public face of a fascist political

00:18:12.040 movement that seeks to destroy the democratic idea here's a second paragraph wait before you get in the

00:18:17.940 second paragraph let's just first of all mark maron uh like i i don't remember ever watching one of

00:18:26.540 his comedy specials and be like have you seen that you check this out no offense but seriously

00:18:32.240 that's number one number two

00:18:34.460 he's basically saying you should not be allowed that he's he's what his statement is fascist in

00:18:45.140 the sense that he's saying replace the word fascist that he's saying with something else

00:18:49.740 because they say fascist because they don't want to come off as fascist but to put out an article to say

00:18:55.200 anybody doing this type of comedy or promoting this political specific political figure or this

00:19:01.540 specific ideology of free speech and such is actually a fascist and basically what he's saying is should

00:19:07.740 be shut down or that's what he believes it shouldn't be allowed it's it should be against the rules

00:19:14.160 that is fascist because the the people like wrote like the people on the right quote unquote what he

00:19:20.680 thinks is the right or whatever the people who support trump or you know like rogan had trump on

00:19:25.780 a show like some people like how could you do they people like mark maron they're not saying people

00:19:32.440 like mark maron shouldn't be allowed to do comedy right they're like nobody nobody on the rights being

00:19:38.140 like they're saying this is shit and it sucks but that's that's the freedom of being able to look at

00:19:45.740 something and whether you enjoy it or not but they're not saying oh you cannot go on stage and

00:19:50.560 talk about whoa but in some ways i guess we are saying like that that kind of comedy but i don't

00:19:55.700 think it could i don't it's not dying out because we're stopping it it's dying out because people

00:19:59.540 aren't buying it exactly the woke comedy isn't driving anything it's a result of censorship and

00:20:08.280 the politicization of hollywood to the left where people think that the only way to make it is be

00:20:16.720 woke so that's how they go about their comedy and it's proven that that comedy is less valuable

00:20:23.540 than people who don't give a shit on stage and say whatever they want and that's what people

00:20:28.980 actually want to listen to they don't want to watch a guy being careful so here's the second part of

00:20:34.700 his uh podcast or paragraph rather when comedians with podcasts have shameless self-proclaimed white

00:20:43.400 supremacists and fascists on their show to joke around like they are just entertainers or even

00:20:48.940 politicians all it does is humanize and normalize fascism when someone uses their platform for that

00:20:55.520 reason they are facilitating anti-american sentiment and promoting violent auto autocracy wow autocracy

00:21:03.860 autocracy i'm illiterate yeah so that's basically what you said which is you know joe rogan having

00:21:10.260 trump on his podcast is somehow pushing a narrative of oh we need to be violent and what he should have

00:21:16.700 done is what what what is when you see what he's actually saying is he's saying he's being a care and

00:21:22.100 he's saying what you should have done is not had him on because and you shouldn't do this and so then if if

00:21:27.860 joe rogan followed what mark maron did then he would also have a podcast that nobody listens to

00:21:32.920 i mean give me what the fuck with mark maron nobody listens to that anymore sorry so i'm sorry

00:21:39.140 here we have uh a clip of aoc saying that the madison square garden rally was a hate crime you want me to

00:21:47.300 play this this was not this was a hate rally this was not just a presidential rally this was also not

00:21:55.640 just a campaign rally i think it's very important for people to understand that these are mini january

00:22:01.480 6 rallies these are mini stop the steal rallies these are rallies to prime an electorate into rejecting

00:22:08.980 the results of an election if it doesn't go the way that they want because donald trump and that

00:22:16.180 entire cadre of people up on that stage stephen miller etc do not respect the law of the united

00:22:23.820 states of america and they either want to win this election or they are using rhetoric of taking it by

00:22:30.980 force that is what this that is what they mean and that's what they're doing when they are number one

00:22:37.260 she aoc supported all the blm rides all the blm bullshit all that was totally fine

00:22:44.660 you know smash the storefront and steal stuff that's okay it's reparations and her party

00:22:51.580 advocated for bailing those people out that's number one that's when she talks about the law

00:22:56.760 number two is uh what'd she say at the end there again

00:23:01.260 oh that oh yeah take it by force

00:23:07.060 so that's what it's not true but what is true is that the democrats because they say that the other

00:23:19.340 sides are nazis and make it seem like they shouldn't be allowed to run they shouldn't be allowed to have

00:23:24.400 a chance anybody who votes for them is a piece of shit that is what's causing people to be like fuck do

00:23:31.380 we have to take it by force yeah not that they want to and i don't think they will and i don't know

00:23:35.920 they should and i'm definitely don't advocate for that at all but i'm saying that when you put people

00:23:41.240 in a position to be like look you guys shouldn't be allowed to do what you're supposed to do i mean

00:23:45.740 and then those are the same people going look what's happening in palestine they should be allowed to

00:23:50.060 do terrorist attacks and attack uh to get their point political point across and if you're hamas then

00:23:56.440 you're you can totally do uh you know something uh violent and and it's a show of politics but if

00:24:02.880 anybody uh did it in here it's it's just they're hypocrites they're full of shit and it's yeah it's

00:24:11.060 been it's been painful to watch it's one of the most entertaining uh elections i've ever been a part of

00:24:19.240 but i will say that she represents what old like boomers who are liberal want young people to be

00:24:27.180 like which is fucked up because she is basically what she claims everybody else is she's the one

00:24:33.560 who wants to dictate blah blah blah and the old people just don't get it anymore they think that

00:24:39.460 you know i had a conversation with somebody and they're like you're going to be successful

00:24:42.780 no matter which politician wins and i'm like i agree with that i agree with that outlook and i

00:24:49.880 have that outlook but it's definitely scarier when one of the when you're a content creator

00:24:55.720 a comedian saying pushing the boundaries and one of the people trying to get elected is literally saying

00:25:03.180 we need to regulate the internet we need to regulate what people are allowed how far people are allowed to

00:25:09.340 go that's going to mean less opportunities in hollywood for people who are outspoken

00:25:14.620 less opportunity versus the guy who wants to open it up and and make you know like tony hinchcliffe

00:25:22.940 who already is mainstream but really mainstream where they actually on the news even if they're

00:25:28.220 shitting on him show him the respect to be like i mean this guy does have the biggest podcast in the

00:25:32.220 world and he does did just sell out madison square garden twice for that podcast and that was literally a

00:25:37.960 month ago that's when you're mainstream now because they won't even give him the benefit of the doubt

00:25:43.780 to be like this guy's actually pretty that that's fucked up i feel like it's like the legacy media's

00:25:50.300 last dish attempt to be like look at us we're still relevant when it's like no tony hinchcliffe is

00:25:55.300 you know right he's the news right now i mean that was every late night show we watched was the first

00:26:00.280 thing they talked about was tony cnn fox news everything yeah so they're like desperately trying to act

00:26:05.480 like oh he's nothing he's nothing yeah but the uh the older generation doesn't get that people like

00:26:12.580 me who went through the pandemic like we like what the fuck dude like what do you yeah what do i i lived

00:26:21.180 through an era where we weren't allowed to go outside and there was in canada at least there were signs

00:26:27.440 at the grocery stores and liquor stores do not make jokes about covet 19 here there this is a real

00:26:35.860 thing i can probably find it somewhere in my photos but or it's probably on on google no joking inside

00:26:42.540 the liquor store about covet 19 to and so so i shouldn't be concerned about the party that supports

00:26:51.300 that type of fucking behavior i mean jesus exactly it's speaking of censorship you want to take a look

00:26:58.440 at the uh when they brought the trump back on youtube yeah so here we have breaking tweet youtube fixed the

00:27:06.520 search result censorship of trump's interview with joe rogan after elon musk called it out on google

00:27:11.920 called out google on x thank god for elon musk that we have that the so-called right has or whatever

00:27:21.080 the right i mean i don't know the or as the liberals would call it the wrong it's wrong they're wrong

00:27:28.660 everything they do is wrong but the so-called right has a billionaire that's yeah i mean well they have

00:27:34.780 trump and then they have freaking elon and but imagine if we didn't have these people and they just

00:27:43.800 censored it and that's it they would just completely censor it if there was no trump there was no elon

00:27:48.840 they would completely the internet would be completely censored we wouldn't be able to know

00:27:53.720 what was really going on we wouldn't have real choice and it would be a scarier place if uh all the

00:28:01.620 all the social media companies are like they were before elon bought x under one political agenda

00:28:09.180 and it's really you think about when trump lost and they want to say oh it wasn't rigged it wasn't rigged

00:28:15.780 well even if the voting wasn't rigged the fact that he was censored so much towards the end

00:28:21.840 irregardless of what happened with that specific thing in january

00:28:27.560 to like censor the former president right before an election is i mean what the fuck i mean

00:28:35.060 i know even even even zuckerberg felt bad we talked about that before that he kind of changed his tune

00:28:45.020 but i think it'll go down to the history books elon's purchase of uh twitter for free speech it's

00:28:52.480 like a really huge thing because again like if he didn't do that and he wasn't able to speak out we

00:28:57.940 would just be in the dark we would just have to accept like okay uh that's what it is but uh

00:29:05.640 let's talk a little bit about the tour that that's the episode i think i'm calling it hollywood but

00:29:11.960 holly weird yeah it's it's been interesting so the current tour we're on started i don't know where

00:29:20.800 we left off i think the last one was at the days in yeah in uh thunder bay so that was really terrible

00:29:27.880 but uh now san jose california we did well no which was really good did we do something between that

00:29:34.900 yeah canada we went winnipeg oh yeah winnipeg oh so we haven't talked about any of that we haven't

00:29:39.580 talked i don't think so no wow so we've done a lot yeah we went all through canada after we saw you

00:29:46.800 guys last we went to winnipeg i flew back to austin then i flew to winnipeg did a show two shows

00:29:53.520 that night they wanted us out of there so bad they hated us i don't know why they just because

00:29:59.440 mark twisted their arm to let me perform there because i think they did want to nix it just

00:30:04.640 because they had previously said that danger cats can perform there right of their t-shirt joke or

00:30:11.300 whatever the fuck their native joke was and then i had the worst native joke of all time off the top

00:30:16.540 and it was killing and i was sad that i had to go back to america i couldn't do that 15 minutes i

00:30:21.580 came up with but that's going to be at the next toronto shows and montreal shows and all the big

00:30:25.980 shows niagara falls but anyway um yeah they were a little rattled so we we had one night though only

00:30:33.160 and then that was a rip though that was a rip because we basically landed did two shows and then

00:30:38.400 at 4 a.m we had to fly to we had to leave for the airport to fly up at 3 30 a.m in austin to fly to

00:30:44.440 winnipeg and then the next day i woke up at 4 a.m to fly to victoria victoria bc which was two flights

00:30:52.120 you had to fly to vancouver switch planes then it's like a 15 minute rip yeah on a little propeller plane

00:30:57.960 to or 20 minutes to victoria that was a good show they also didn't want us there they really didn't

00:31:05.820 want us there i remember because you know you like to come out on stage to drake and i was talking

00:31:10.020 to the staff i'm like can we just play drake and they were like no dude does it have to be drake

00:31:14.240 and i was like i mean ben kind of wants drake yeah you sold out the club but doing comedy as a not

00:31:22.960 woke white dude every fucking club that's woke that still lets you perform there they treat you like

00:31:32.120 you're basically a black dude in the 30s i was about to say it's basically like when richard prior

00:31:36.860 had to do like the chitlin circuit in the like 60s and 70s obviously not wow it's not that bad

00:31:42.580 obviously it's in the same vein it's in the same vein if they could put you in jail after the show

00:31:47.280 there was the show in vancouver they just started playing the music at the end they were like

00:31:51.240 i was that was a mistake allegedly that was allegedly a mistake allegedly he just hit the

00:31:56.120 space an hour into the show and they had we don't know let me twice because my cousin did witness the

00:32:02.000 entire staff listening to not like us by kendrick after you came on to drake yeah so either way maybe

00:32:08.460 it was some it was uh just beef there but that was a rip so we did victoria then we came back to

00:32:13.620 vancouver and then flew to deerfoot where you sold 600 tickets in a casino so we did one night

00:32:19.700 that was sick that was a really good show in calgary shout out calgary on canada alberta i flew back to

00:32:26.880 vancouver and chilled and then you went to calgary yucks open for oh yeah gallon oh yeah i found out

00:32:32.860 that brian callen was performing there and in calgary at the other club where we performed at

00:32:39.320 multiple times before in the past and asked yucks if i could do a spot i guess they asked him or didn't

00:32:46.140 even ask him but i showed up and i was like thanks for letting me do a spot he was kind of like

00:32:50.120 yeah i didn't fucking know you were gonna be here they probably didn't tell you did they but we ended

00:32:56.620 up getting along and i told him um you know that i live in austin and stuff and he was really fucking

00:33:01.780 cool he put in a fucking word for me to joe rogan which was really cool because i had a good set and

00:33:07.140 and then he and then he ended up shouting him and rogan ended up shouting me out on

00:33:12.480 on fight companion the the podcast after trump huge which is pretty cool it's pretty huge i mean

00:33:20.340 that's why i'm wearing this i don't know if you can zoom in on that uh 69 99

00:33:25.620 marshals yeah that that was really cool that was cool that i stayed at extra day and that it ended up

00:33:33.620 happening i'm meeting brian and performing with him and then i flew back to vancouver we did the

00:33:39.380 vancouver show that was really good and then san jose immediately after san jose is a cool ass city

00:33:49.000 too many homeless but it's cool it's very nice audience was great the comedy club was historic

00:33:55.720 charlie chaplin performed there charlie two of the two of the three stooges the original jewish

00:34:00.920 comedian charlie chaplin it was pretty cool it was pretty cool man they treated us well the green

00:34:05.360 room was great snacks good snacks beautiful drinks they got me happy dads beautiful boneless wings

00:34:12.700 boneless wings are not bad and then we left there we went we drove all the way to la right no we went

00:34:20.100 to oxnard first oxnard we did two we did one show in oxnard but we were there for two nights and

00:34:24.820 oxnard was pretty sick oxnard's like a it's kind of like a mississauga of

00:34:29.980 yeah a lot of these places are suburban cities of la basically like an hour away in traffic 35 minutes

00:34:39.160 no traffic and they're pretty big there's a lot of people live here it's cool if you haven't been

00:34:45.100 check it out oxnard they have a beach they have mountains aren't very picturesque very beautiful

00:34:53.000 state and it was a great show started posting some clips from that show and then we went to hollywood

00:34:59.040 and then that's when things got weird no hollywood was sick you did two shows the hollywood improv it

00:35:06.280 was awesome getting to perform there hollywood improv was a cool vibe they told us that in the

00:35:11.440 same room that you sold out uh chapelle drops in there one night he did five hours of comedy

00:35:17.040 yeah which was pretty it's pretty cool when we get to do these clubs in the states and they tell us like

00:35:21.780 all the history last night we had charlie chaplin tonight we have dave chapelle when charlie chaplin

00:35:26.960 was here dave chaplin wouldn't have been allowed in

00:35:28.460 it was just charlie chaplin and blackface that's about

00:35:36.200 um no yeah it was uh it's very cool when you know all these comics you've looked up to

00:35:43.060 have performed in those rooms and inspired you

00:35:46.680 fucking crazy but the hollywood hollywood improv that room is tough it's a tougher room very hard

00:35:55.040 room 50 people weirdly tight but also there's a bar in the middle of the room and everybody's

00:36:02.600 just so la in there i mean i know a lot of them were my fans but they just had that la comatose

00:36:07.980 look about just angry that they were in traffic for two hours yeah so it was uh first show we

00:36:15.520 first show was okay it was okay it was hard it was more fun we rallied we figured it out

00:36:20.320 then the next night we had off and i went to the comedy store that was a cool story

00:36:24.720 that i'm probably going to do in my stand-up too so maybe i shouldn't tell it but but just to

00:36:29.080 summarize but basically went to the comedy store got recognized by door guy uh was a big fan taylor

00:36:35.840 taylor taylor yeah and he was like oh he kind of yeah the i won't tell the joke part but anyway

00:36:41.820 he showed us around and he uh like showed us every room in the comedy store the green rooms

00:36:48.820 everything so cool just got this tour off the bat i felt like a fucking it was the same day that

00:36:55.940 rogan shouted me out it was i was kind of walking around the comedy store like hey you know joe rogan

00:37:00.580 yeah yeah yeah yeah he might have said my name i don't know um hey comedy store you remember when

00:37:06.720 he was here and it was good um anyway if we we got a spot from a guy named scuba steve shout out

00:37:15.320 scuba steve shout out scuba he is a good guy he did he did put you a good guy he put me on you

00:37:19.740 give a shit and anyway i bombed horribly i well i just i did i was getting laughs and then i just i

00:37:27.020 did a chinese i think i landed down a chinese accent to aggressive that was the turn i was in

00:37:34.220 the back that was the turn i just looked dead into like some random person in the front row and their

00:37:40.420 girlfriend's eyes and was like they were just like yeah they was la has not seen that no in like 20

00:37:47.700 years yeah so i just did you know i did my eye did my new uh five minutes of my new hour

00:37:55.980 anyway it ended with people trying to clap me off yeah i'm like woke i was like no i don't like this

00:38:03.580 and i was like oh well if you don't like this i guess you probably don't fuck very well because

00:38:07.640 his girlfriend was beside him he's one of those fake straight like i'm pretending to be straight but

00:38:14.120 i'm actually a homosexual yeah that girl was definitely his beard yeah it was it was sad but

00:38:19.040 um it was pretty exhilarating did a shot right after jamo oh yeah we had to rip a jamo shot i was

00:38:24.520 like give me a shot then immediately uh then we went to we went back we just went back to the hotel and

00:38:32.760 talked about the bomb for like two hours maybe three hours we just like we're just like well it

00:38:38.260 wasn't that bad because when you actually i know i know and then you kept playing parts of it

00:38:41.820 and you're just like you're all fucking pussies you're all fucking pussies in la you're all losers

00:38:46.960 he's like oh they kind of liked it i'm like watching the the rogan clip of him being like

00:38:52.200 very funny oh yeah and then i listen to me at the comedy store i mean like what you don't like that

00:38:56.740 type of shit you don't like that i think the best part of your uh set at the comedy kind of makes it

00:39:01.740 funnier though by the way we should we should preface this was the belly room which is the smallest

00:39:05.800 room that doesn't sell very well because the original room and the main room take precedence

00:39:10.380 so it wasn't like you went into the it is like you walked into the uh main main room you know

00:39:17.120 packed just yeah yeah no this was in front of 20 people that really didn't even know if they wanted

00:39:22.980 to go to a comedy show yeah it was it was a interesting little night but it was it was a

00:39:28.040 cool intro they're definitely going to be talking about it at the comedy store that i uh rolled through

00:39:32.120 ben bangers came back yeah it's rogan's new guy what the hell i was gonna say that was they

00:39:38.860 recommended it was the best part of your set was when halfway through people are like get off and

00:39:43.900 you're like well rogan shouted me out so i see why he left this place just openly just every comic in

00:39:50.600 the back just their hearts sinking like they're like oh shit oh i'm doing the wrong thing oh no

00:39:56.360 yeah no i so that was pretty eventful that was cool and then the next day we drove to

00:40:02.340 wherever the fuck ontario which was a really good show at the mall shout out ontario improv great great

00:40:11.860 show i was i actually thought i was never going to be funny again after i did the belly room

00:40:16.240 and uh it felt that way the lab at the hollywood improv i was like i guess uh i guess that's it i put

00:40:22.160 out a good and i just people watching my special just be like this is the funniest shit i'm just

00:40:26.400 like hey i don't know i don't know if i could ever do it again but no we went to ontario had a great

00:40:30.700 set and then we've just been lurking here ever since and smoking the most amount of darts we

00:40:37.440 possibly can we've been doing we we were pretty bad yesterday because of the fox news so you you

00:40:43.240 were getting a haircut i was getting a haircut and my agent calls me and goes yeah fox news too many

00:40:49.100 comics that well that's not the you were telling the hairdresser okay so i'm gonna be on tv you

00:40:55.240 know i'm a comedian we just did ontario improv i'm gonna be in nivine like you know you're you're

00:40:58.780 you're telling about your career and then as she gets to your beard you answer the phone call from

00:41:03.060 your agent being like you're not gonna be on tv man yeah well yeah halfway through the haircut the

00:41:08.780 phone rings and my agent's like yeah with a tony inchcliffe said puerto rican and now you can't do

00:41:18.160 fox news and so i've been mad at tony inchcliffe all day i'd eat a so after that we went for uh

00:41:25.600 indian buffet and then i got a bucket of kfc so it was pretty i took a really bad shit at like

00:41:34.140 4 a.m it was bad i had to light a dart in here just to kind of air it out it was bad bro like

00:41:40.440 i'm not gonna lie like almost every hotel i stay at we smoke inside to an extent and they never

00:41:47.580 charge you extra because it's a myth it's like a it's like it's that little sign 250 bucks and

00:41:53.060 if you smoke in here we're gonna like what are the first of all they're not gonna they're not

00:41:57.140 gonna kick you out they're the worst case they charge 250 bucks right right but most people just

00:42:01.720 see that and go they see the cross sign they go oh like don't smoke in here do not smoke in there

00:42:06.100 i do one puff of a cigarette and you're gonna no you can smoke maybe i think there's a limit like i

00:42:11.740 think under 50 darts you're good under 50 darts and 10 joints i don't think anybody's smelling shit in

00:42:18.120 the in a hotel we've definitely surpassed that no in this day you don't think so no no maybe like

00:42:24.680 no you say it's kind of a little bit alarming but

00:42:31.800 a lot of shows coming up i'm going to be in tulsa oklahoma i'm going to be in denver colorado

00:42:41.120 first show sold out get tickets for the second show the next show charlotte north carolina atlanta

00:42:50.220 georgia fort worth texas houston texas go get your tickets montreal i'm coming at the end of november

00:42:58.460 we just sold that out four shows niagara falls is the last show of 2024 if you are a fan of mine

00:43:06.700 niagara falls ontario december 27th and 28th fourth shows two of them are almost sold out go get tickets

00:43:15.740 right now benbankus.com thank you for listening to us uh do our podcast man it's it's kind of fun

00:43:25.480 today was fun i had fun doing it and i hope you had fun listening to it we do have a few more things

00:43:32.260 what do you have if you want to rattle through so we have liberal woman has unhinged meltdown and

00:43:37.660 blame sexism after muslim leaders in michigan endorsed trump we also have some articles from

00:43:42.880 canada if you want to talk about canada news all right pull them up pull up so this is the liberal

00:43:47.740 woman uh having a meltdown about the muslims endorsing trump

00:43:51.080 okay talk me down i just heard that the mayor of michigan and the arab muslim community of

00:44:10.060 michigan are supporting trump do they not remember that he said he wanted to deport all muslims

00:44:17.840 are you nuts wait until you see what he does if you get what you want and by the way this has to

00:44:27.060 be nothing but sexism a woman president oh holy shit no that's all it could be because otherwise it's

00:44:35.480 plain stupidity okay yeah i mean when women act like that you definitely don't want them being

00:44:44.080 president i mean she's kind of making a good point that that's probably why the muslims are voting not

00:44:49.460 for her and you're bad you guys fucked up it's your fault it's also because kamala has openly been like

00:44:56.400 yeah we're gonna send a lot of money to israel which causes muslims to maybe not want to so does

00:45:01.580 trump trump is like we're gonna let them do whatever they want i know but he's he's being a

00:45:05.280 little more like he wants to happen a little bit more he also was the only one that caused some peace

00:45:11.100 during his tenure between israel and palestine for a bit he made them sign that treaty no yeah

00:45:16.940 abraham records other other muslim countries too i mean yeah obviously that woman's just a fucking

00:45:25.680 old bag she doesn't know anything she's dumb and uh she's part of the you shouldn't be allowed to

00:45:31.940 group next so next we have

00:45:36.560 an article from the national post semi dune issues issues cease and desist to trudeau polyev and

00:45:46.880 leblanc what what does it say at the beginning semi dune issues cease and desist to trudeau polyev

00:45:54.920 oh blanc yeah they labeled some random group that was saying death to canada and america and israel

00:46:02.740 a terrorist organization they were lighting canadian flags on fire in vancouver and they

00:46:08.720 they're called samadun or something and they labeled them a terrorist organization and now they're saying

00:46:15.380 we're gonna sue you for labeling us like that it's like bro they just fuck off like everybody would

00:46:23.520 like how many protests can you go to in a year before you realize that you need to get a job like

00:46:29.120 how many protests are you going to go to back to back every week i'm at a protest i mean during the

00:46:35.700 lockdown it made sense because everybody had time because everybody nobody had work and everybody was

00:46:40.480 on forced welfare so we had time to protest now why if you're protesting all the time now you care too

00:46:48.480 much about issues and not enough about yourself and if you care more about yourself then you'd be

00:46:53.140 able to help the world more than standing on a fucking highway with a flag stopping traffic and

00:46:58.460 and and ruining people's days here's a quote from charlotte cates one of the uh founding members

00:47:03.860 the liberals cannot legislate away our right to free speech if we contend we are terrorists let them

00:47:10.400 prove it in court which is interesting that they're taking the free speech thing into

00:47:14.440 that angle like your honor here's a video of them burning the flag and saying that they

00:47:20.880 death to canada hey what we can't say that i mean i don't know i don't know if that's

00:47:25.340 is that a freedom of speech thing or is like

00:47:28.320 if you're actually trying to actively plan to destroy a country i mean that's a little different

00:47:36.120 than freedom of speech in my opinion you know i make jokes like everybody's so mad about tony

00:47:40.580 hinchka of making jokes but then there's people actually burning flags and literally oh you can't

00:47:45.680 make that joke at a political rally but it's fine for a hamas girl who goes to harvard to say that

00:47:53.580 you know some crazy bullshit death to america shit that's protected under free shut the fuck up yeah

00:48:00.760 people are full of shit she's a white woman in a uh full hijab she's also been under investigation

00:48:07.300 by vancouver police for hate speech uh following a speech in which she praised the october 7th attack

00:48:12.720 on israel so it's kind of insane that it's like a white woman it's a white chick who should have

00:48:18.640 just listened to her father uh and uh married young and had kids and had a family and then just

00:48:26.300 fuck off really okay next article next article we have how doug ford's bike lane move is steering

00:48:33.760 toronto towards a dangerous very canada so in canada for all my canadian fans and followers in

00:48:40.780 toronto the premier of ontario ontario is like the state but we call them provinces because we're a

00:48:49.620 little gay but he's the premier of the province olivia chow is the mayor of toronto doug ford has

00:48:57.400 taken the reins and said that olivia chow basically can't be as woke as she wants to be they're gonna he's

00:49:02.480 gonna get rid of all the bike lanes which if you remember when i ran for mayor that was one of my

00:49:07.440 big uh jokingly but also tongue-in-cheek like actually i kind of want to do it get rid of all the

00:49:14.540 bike lane he's gonna do it and liberals are upset which is funny because most of them don't even use

00:49:20.660 the bike lanes but they do order food and hope that uber eats people use the bike lanes but i don't

00:49:25.120 and that oh it's gonna be more dangerous for uber eats the whole point of this is to reduce the

00:49:31.320 bike lanes so we don't have as many uber eats cyclists so to be doing uber eats you need to

00:49:37.140 get a car and that will also when they reduce the amount of immigration which canada if anybody's

00:49:45.560 gonna say oh that's racist the liberal government in canada trudeau has taken some notes from pierre

00:49:52.200 polyev and he's so afraid to lose that he's trying to do a lot of these conservative policies which is

00:49:57.920 similar to kamala harris trying to do no taxes on tips and copying trump so now the liberals are

00:50:03.900 doing that and they were going to reduce the immigration by 20 percent so fine you won't have

00:50:08.120 as many immigrants on bicycles in the middle of winter going 60 kilometers an hour on a fucking

00:50:12.660 electric bicycle get rid of that put in some you know if you can't afford a car you can't afford this

00:50:19.000 you can't afford that you can't afford to live here so yeah this is an opinion piece and it seems

00:50:24.060 like the main opinion that the uh journalist is saying is that to paraphrase cities are the most

00:50:31.020 uh regular places on earth to have not people live so closely and bump together it requires a lot of

00:50:36.180 rules and regulations so it seems like they're calling for more bureaucracy in municipal government

00:50:40.920 instead of having a guy like doug ford just be logical and say no this isn't working yeah fuck that

00:50:46.420 anyway and we have the final article some say it's time for canada to criminalize residential

00:50:52.840 school denialism so for my american fans right now a big freedom of speech you want to talk about

00:51:00.520 freedom of speech in canada like those those terrorist girl wants to be able to say death to canada and

00:51:05.800 harass people sitting on pat you know whatever the fuck having lunch at a jewish restaurant or whatever

00:51:11.280 the fuck they want to do but at the same time the government wants to make it illegal to deny that

00:51:18.620 there was i don't really know what the denialism is that they ever existed everybody knows that there

00:51:23.940 were residential schools in canada they basically took natives away from their parents and forced them

00:51:29.280 to go to these schools terrible thing that they did and i guess they found a bunch of bodies under a

00:51:37.220 school house but then it ended up there was a bunch of articles saying like it was inconclusive if they

00:51:43.160 were actually buried under there and we don't know what you know it could be fucking dinosaur bones

00:51:48.940 what do you mean it's a wrap this drastic book the residential one is lasona i don't know let's measure

00:52:02.100 the skull i think that might be a it's like that scene from django and chain when leonardo dicaprio

00:52:06.980 pulls out the skull the skull and he's like there's three dimples on the back

00:52:11.600 pretty much but it's inconclusive i think i don't know what the actual but anyway they want to make

00:52:19.020 it illegal to basically question whether that happened or something like that a lot of people

00:52:24.140 are questioning it because the policies like they they find something like this and then they don't

00:52:30.120 really qualify that everything the left is saying about these situations are true and then they go out

00:52:35.980 and enact a bunch of policies that that woke policies and everything but now we have the

00:52:44.800 everybody has to wear the orange t-shirt and it's like we could you're wearing one right now

00:52:49.620 to arizona though arizona yeah cooler natives but i don't know i don't know what to say i don't deny

00:52:57.000 that it happened personally i don't want to get arrested for that but that's all that we have

00:53:04.060 unless you want to look at some tweets of just people uh reacting what do we got okay what do we

00:53:09.220 have here this tweet nope that's the wrong one share the podcast by the way guys very important

00:53:17.940 that we get the word out so many people share the the comedy special and you know the podcast more

00:53:23.240 chill you put this on you hang out this isn't like here's the tweet from uh some guy just saying

00:53:29.900 there's something so incredible about seeing the worst comedian in the world bomb so hard he changes

00:53:34.720 the course of u.s history which is kind of that's a woke comic wrote that and i saw that they worked

00:53:40.980 for like late night colbert or something like that a lot of the comics colbert was i think

00:53:46.420 the harshest the harshest against trump the most against tony too tony is oh he really just didn't

00:53:53.880 respect tony at all undermined him so hard which is so disgusting i know it was disgusting yesterday

00:54:00.040 i i felt i mean i ate a fucking indian buffet and it was just a disgusting day all around just like i was

00:54:07.360 just like killing myself just because i was so sad about what the reaction was that just how

00:54:13.500 disgusting everybody was towards people i admire and uh that's all that we have that guys you know

00:54:23.120 when the upcoming shows are ben bankus.com check out armin armin's going to be in toronto

00:54:27.620 toronto people where i'm announcing a big show soon like really big it's going to be really crazy

00:54:34.440 but in the meantime armin is headlining the backroom comedy club november 20th

00:54:42.560 uh in the basement of an ethiopian restaurant in toronto canada no it's a great place i've done it

00:54:48.120 before i might even be there potentially you might swing by yeah i might because i have a show two days

00:54:52.280 later in montreal so i might come to toronto we'll see so go get tickets for that on armin's

00:54:58.440 instagram page there's a link armin are bobs a-r-m-i-n-a-r-b-o-b-z ad uh doggies off the

00:55:05.380 leash we're letting him off the leash he's he's going to graduate soon once he hits 10k followers

00:55:09.580 that's it cad yon yon you're 18 years old now you get out there you get the wake you get the wake

00:55:16.340 wake the backroom comedy club every night folks i love you so much and if you support this

00:55:22.660 patreon.com slash ben bankus give me money and we're going to do more content we're really really

00:55:28.900 going to focus on that in 2025 and and some really cool opportunities are going to come and i love you

00:55:35.080 cool good night to the end of recording

Bankas Podcast - October 30, 2024

Not Enough MSG ｜ The Bankas Show - #065

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