Bankas Podcast - Cyst Male ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.000 welcome to the bank of show everybody my name is ben bankus if you don't know me i am a comedian

00:00:06.080 who has uh gained a minor popularity in 2022 with uh the videos that i've made

00:00:17.020 i've dubbed certain politicians and or health people theresa tam being one of them

00:00:27.100 and uh we got a bit of a cult following now it's nice it's nice to go to shows

00:00:36.720 and there's you know 55 year old women there with who watch all my videos and they drag their husband

00:00:45.520 and their husband's never heard of me and their husband's like who the hell is this guy there's

00:00:50.360 this 30 year old guy that you're that you you watch all his videos and then they they sit in

00:00:58.280 the audience and then they go do more tam do more theresa tam and in that moment i think to myself

00:01:05.340 what the fuck have i done what have i done these people are out of their minds

00:01:12.640 there's people coming to the shows wearing you know freedom convoy shirts

00:01:20.100 and

00:01:23.660 it's beautiful really it's everything i would have wanted in 2020 but now it's 2023 folks it is the new

00:01:36.040 year uh a lot of people are jumping on this trend right now where they post all of their most

00:01:44.480 amazing memories from 2022 or if they're an influencer oh here's my best videos my top performing

00:01:53.180 posts my top performing

00:01:55.820 and just as this the clock struck midnight i don't know what it was

00:02:02.480 and i think a lot of people feel this today looking at social media just going what the fuck have i

00:02:09.200 done

00:02:09.760 what have we done as a society what have we created here

00:02:14.900 this thing that we hold in our hand that we're obsessed with uh you know i know there's healthy

00:02:24.760 people out there i don't look at my phone

00:02:26.640 shut the fuck up those people are lying

00:02:31.180 okay

00:02:32.740 yeah some people have control of the phone let's just see how many hours

00:02:38.000 i'm scared to look at how many fucking hours i spent on this stupid thing

00:02:43.880 well it's actually only six minutes today

00:02:47.420 there's a yuck yucks check that just fell

00:02:54.500 um only six minutes it is only 30 minutes into the new day this is january 2nd that i'm recording this

00:03:06.260 stop posting everything that was great about last year here's everything that it was great

00:03:16.360 isn't this great for me isn't that great that i'm just amazing and here's everything that i i mean i get it

00:03:25.180 like people want to come at me like well you post

00:03:29.760 what am i supposed to do if i want to be a comedian

00:03:32.240 if i want to go on a stage right now and and and be rich

00:03:36.880 and famous from

00:03:38.740 doing stand-up comedy

00:03:40.580 i can't just be

00:03:42.580 you know

00:03:44.380 doing stand-up comedy

00:03:46.320 doesn't matter i mean i guess you know there's to some extent you could just keep getting so good that

00:03:53.100 but you're not you're not helping advance your career if you're not on social media

00:03:57.300 no matter what you do you sell fucking desks

00:04:00.640 you sell

00:04:01.640 you know anything

00:04:03.400 real estate

00:04:04.340 you have a business you have a fucking

00:04:06.600 tablecloth business

00:04:08.280 every everybody needs to fucking be on this

00:04:10.320 shit

00:04:11.160 and i and i'm and i'm proud of the

00:04:16.800 of of of the success

00:04:21.520 that we're having on instagram it's fucking amazing

00:04:25.080 but really i just want to i want you guys to listen to me

00:04:29.200 can you stop like not only if i'm in a chinese accent can will you listen to me

00:04:35.800 only if i talk right there will you listen to me i don't want to talk right there

00:04:41.140 any more

00:04:41.860 you know obviously i'm happy to talk like that but

00:04:46.380 this is another thing we need to stop doing in 2023

00:04:50.880 stop giving people advice

00:04:53.040 stop telling them

00:04:55.100 what they should do because

00:04:57.680 you're dumb

00:04:59.400 and you don't know anything

00:05:01.260 okay

00:05:02.500 if you work

00:05:03.820 at a weed dispensary

00:05:05.980 you need to stop giving your friends

00:05:08.800 advice

00:05:09.840 okay

00:05:11.680 um

00:05:13.060 i'm allowed to give people advice

00:05:15.280 because i

00:05:16.640 am a comedian

00:05:18.120 okay

00:05:19.620 and comedians

00:05:21.320 are now responsible

00:05:24.100 for

00:05:25.600 shaping society

00:05:27.580 this is not a responsibility that i necessarily wanted

00:05:31.160 okay

00:05:32.180 i want

00:05:33.680 naturally

00:05:34.900 you know what my natural state is

00:05:36.640 is to just

00:05:37.280 lie in bed

00:05:38.960 for

00:05:39.820 for a day

00:05:40.640 for forever

00:05:41.840 that's what most people want

00:05:44.380 but if you do that

00:05:46.440 then you can't fucking influence society

00:05:49.200 you're just sitting on your fucking phone being influenced

00:05:51.660 watching andrew tape videos

00:05:53.800 and then

00:05:54.200 you know watching

00:05:55.280 motivational

00:05:57.320 that's what i do

00:05:58.240 when i'm sad

00:05:59.180 i just lie in bed

00:06:00.080 and watch

00:06:00.440 motivational andrew tape videos

00:06:02.880 and motivational

00:06:04.800 uh steve harvey videos

00:06:07.580 i was gonna say harvey weinstein videos

00:06:09.200 those

00:06:09.900 where's the motivational harvey weinstein videos

00:06:12.520 i think that should be

00:06:13.800 uh

00:06:14.900 what we're doing

00:06:15.740 next

00:06:16.180 i think that's the next viral trend

00:06:18.100 is gonna be

00:06:19.300 like epstein

00:06:20.540 and weinstein speeches

00:06:23.040 i'm sure they've done speeches

00:06:25.560 have they not done

00:06:26.600 graduation ceremony speeches

00:06:28.560 that's what i want to see

00:06:30.940 i want to see

00:06:31.400 weinstein

00:06:32.320 and epstein

00:06:33.780 graduation speeches

00:06:35.500 clipped into

00:06:36.620 those motivational videos

00:06:38.900 you see on instagram

00:06:39.800 i want to see that with

00:06:41.720 uh

00:06:42.180 you know the black and white

00:06:43.440 epstein on the stage

00:06:46.480 being like

00:06:47.360 when you

00:06:48.380 if you have a dream

00:06:49.560 you don't let anybody

00:06:51.720 fucking take that dream away from me

00:06:53.660 yeah

00:06:58.480 andrew tate

00:07:00.640 can give advice

00:07:03.440 because he's a millionaire

00:07:04.400 yeah he's a sex trafficker

00:07:08.140 apparently

00:07:08.740 maybe

00:07:09.360 maybe

00:07:10.780 i mean

00:07:13.020 he's also cool

00:07:17.020 we also like

00:07:19.720 him

00:07:20.360 i think a lot of women

00:07:23.680 like him

00:07:24.280 not

00:07:25.320 not necessarily sexually

00:07:26.700 they just think

00:07:27.260 he's funny guy

00:07:28.480 if you're not

00:07:30.060 if you've never

00:07:30.580 i don't know

00:07:31.100 i've never met him

00:07:31.880 because i'm a loser

00:07:35.280 and i

00:07:35.800 but

00:07:36.620 i did sign up

00:07:38.180 for three months

00:07:38.840 of hustlers university

00:07:39.980 okay

00:07:40.640 and in those three months

00:07:42.740 i learned

00:07:44.180 nothing

00:07:45.040 i

00:07:46.860 basically all i learned

00:07:48.140 is that

00:07:48.500 holy shit

00:07:49.340 andrew tate

00:07:50.680 makes a lot of money

00:07:51.740 off dudes who are losers

00:07:53.860 and some of those dudes

00:07:55.580 actually like you

00:07:56.340 join the hustlers university

00:07:58.500 check it out

00:07:59.020 a lot of those dudes

00:08:00.000 are killing it

00:08:00.720 they are making like

00:08:02.340 30 40 50k a month

00:08:04.120 doing some stupid

00:08:05.100 random

00:08:05.500 thing

00:08:06.680 i mean i'm doing a

00:08:09.880 stupid this is a stupid

00:08:10.760 random thing

00:08:11.360 but it's also not

00:08:12.780 because this

00:08:14.720 mark my words

00:08:17.040 will be the biggest

00:08:19.500 podcast

00:08:20.080 in canada

00:08:22.620 of course

00:08:23.260 and then

00:08:23.800 in the world

00:08:26.000 this is going to be

00:08:26.680 the biggest podcast

00:08:27.460 in china

00:08:28.260 people are going to be

00:08:30.640 listening to this

00:08:31.400 at the factories

00:08:32.120 in jing jang

00:08:33.120 going

00:08:34.060 bankers

00:08:34.960 it's so funny

00:08:35.900 i drove to

00:08:36.720 listen to the

00:08:37.500 bankers show

00:08:38.460 while i sew

00:08:39.940 well i sew

00:08:42.140 the nike

00:08:43.180 shoe

00:08:43.700 and the nike

00:08:44.780 shoe

00:08:45.460 and the soap

00:08:47.080 now is that racist

00:08:49.500 to say

00:08:50.060 because i'm making

00:08:51.740 a chinese accent

00:08:52.760 and talking about

00:08:53.520 chinese people

00:08:54.420 doing

00:08:54.980 you know

00:08:56.160 underpaid

00:08:57.400 hard labor

00:08:58.820 yes

00:09:00.900 do i actually

00:09:03.000 think that

00:09:03.780 no

00:09:04.280 that

00:09:06.980 this is what

00:09:07.740 this is what's wrong

00:09:08.720 with our society

00:09:09.740 right now

00:09:10.240 is it's all about

00:09:11.060 you said that

00:09:13.220 yeah but it was a

00:09:14.300 joke

00:09:14.640 okay well

00:09:15.840 i'm gonna take it

00:09:18.180 like it wasn't

00:09:19.060 even though you're

00:09:19.740 the guy who said it

00:09:20.540 and you're telling me

00:09:21.180 it's a joke

00:09:21.680 i don't give a shit

00:09:23.040 it's

00:09:25.400 it's offensive

00:09:26.340 and honestly

00:09:27.460 i'm i don't even

00:09:28.840 think

00:09:29.160 i don't even think

00:09:31.720 people are that

00:09:32.400 offended anymore

00:09:33.180 on mass

00:09:33.940 on the internet

00:09:35.200 i feel like a lot

00:09:37.820 of the outrage

00:09:38.780 the quote unquote

00:09:39.940 left wing outrage

00:09:41.020 is is

00:09:41.700 just created by

00:09:43.800 the right at this

00:09:44.640 point

00:09:44.920 i think there was a

00:09:46.920 point where the

00:09:47.540 left was seriously

00:09:48.780 communicating a lot

00:09:53.000 of fucked up

00:09:53.820 points of view

00:09:55.640 and and with

00:09:56.720 you know

00:09:57.300 the

00:09:57.620 transgender kid

00:09:59.820 thing and

00:10:00.400 blm when they

00:10:01.580 were burning down

00:10:02.320 buildings and

00:10:03.040 they're peaceful

00:10:03.840 and blah blah blah

00:10:04.680 but all those

00:10:06.160 mistakes that they

00:10:07.220 made the right

00:10:08.740 is just like

00:10:09.940 even today

00:10:10.540 like you know

00:10:11.580 today how many

00:10:12.300 people go on

00:10:14.100 twitter and just

00:10:14.700 search peaceful

00:10:15.440 protest and how

00:10:16.900 many people are

00:10:17.420 tweeting about oh

00:10:18.260 that's just a

00:10:18.760 peaceful protest

00:10:19.420 bud like from

00:10:20.500 the right the

00:10:21.420 red pilled people

00:10:22.260 right and i'm not

00:10:22.980 saying that they're

00:10:23.560 wrong i'm just

00:10:24.800 saying you're beating

00:10:26.200 a dead horse

00:10:27.080 there's not that

00:10:29.860 many people who

00:10:30.860 actually will stand

00:10:31.920 up in a room and

00:10:32.620 go i stand for

00:10:34.120 uh you know the

00:10:36.780 transgender rights of

00:10:37.980 children there's not a

00:10:39.680 lot of people who

00:10:40.360 would actually say

00:10:41.280 that okay and the

00:10:43.680 people who do say

00:10:44.620 it people fucking

00:10:46.100 film them saying it

00:10:47.360 and then put it on

00:10:48.040 the internet you know

00:10:48.740 why because it's

00:10:50.240 insane that they

00:10:51.700 would support

00:10:53.540 giving you know

00:10:55.560 children drugs to

00:10:57.960 change their gender

00:10:59.020 and you're sitting

00:10:59.780 here going you

00:11:02.080 know that's just

00:11:03.720 happening everywhere

00:11:04.640 i don't think it

00:11:05.380 is

00:11:05.860 maybe like at most

00:11:10.040 in city centers

00:11:10.960 first of all okay

00:11:13.100 there's way more

00:11:14.280 jews than

00:11:15.960 transgender people

00:11:16.980 and jews only exist

00:11:20.760 in city centers

00:11:21.660 you have to remember

00:11:23.980 this jews do not

00:11:25.000 exist outside of

00:11:26.640 the city center

00:11:28.300 like here in

00:11:30.580 ontario

00:11:31.140 toronto

00:11:32.400 ottawa

00:11:33.640 and that's

00:11:35.380 pretty much it

00:11:36.520 there's probably a

00:11:37.880 couple jews in

00:11:38.780 windsor

00:11:39.320 there's more

00:11:41.400 there's jews

00:11:42.640 a couple jews in

00:11:43.800 london

00:11:43.980 kitchener

00:11:46.180 waterloo

00:11:46.780 cambridge

00:11:47.360 there's some

00:11:47.760 jews

00:11:48.200 hamilton

00:11:48.660 but the overwhelming

00:11:50.760 majority of jews

00:11:52.120 live in toronto

00:11:53.040 as well as

00:11:54.960 the overwhelming

00:11:55.800 number of

00:11:56.480 transgender people

00:11:57.500 so

00:11:59.200 you see what i'm

00:12:01.580 saying

00:12:01.960 the more jews

00:12:03.680 you have

00:12:04.240 slowly the

00:12:06.440 transgender numbers

00:12:07.340 will creep up

00:12:07.960 now am i saying

00:12:09.200 that the jews are

00:12:09.880 responsible for the

00:12:11.120 transgender numbers

00:12:12.100 creeping up

00:12:12.800 yes and no

00:12:14.840 yes because

00:12:18.060 they are the

00:12:20.280 doctors

00:12:20.800 who are

00:12:22.700 prescribing

00:12:23.380 the puberty

00:12:25.980 i don't know if

00:12:26.540 that's true i don't

00:12:27.240 know i don't know if

00:12:28.040 that's true at all

00:12:28.660 obviously i'm joking

00:12:29.460 but i'm also not

00:12:31.680 it is it is a fact

00:12:32.800 that the more jews

00:12:33.740 in the city center

00:12:34.520 look in new york

00:12:35.760 new york probably

00:12:36.620 has highest per

00:12:38.600 capita jews and

00:12:39.480 highest per capita

00:12:40.160 trans

00:12:40.820 trans people and

00:12:46.580 jews like cities

00:12:47.900 and that is just a

00:12:49.800 coincidence

00:12:50.220 okay

00:12:52.440 but i'm just saying

00:12:54.260 that even if you

00:12:54.880 walk around toronto

00:12:56.260 or you walk around

00:12:57.040 new york

00:12:58.180 or london or any

00:13:00.280 fucking big city

00:13:01.220 how many

00:13:02.300 trans

00:13:03.100 you're worried about

00:13:05.100 transgender people

00:13:06.140 seriously you see

00:13:08.800 like one every four

00:13:09.800 days maybe that's

00:13:12.060 if you're lucky

00:13:12.680 and i mean lucky as

00:13:15.740 in you got to see

00:13:16.560 one like

00:13:17.960 come on

00:13:20.580 it's like living in

00:13:23.480 the suburbs and you

00:13:24.280 see a deer every once

00:13:25.380 in a while or

00:13:25.900 fucking or you see a

00:13:27.060 rabbit

00:13:27.380 right you're like

00:13:28.720 holy shit there's a

00:13:29.500 transgender person

00:13:30.340 there's a transgender

00:13:31.760 person in my spin

00:13:32.580 class amazing

00:13:33.580 they look happy

00:13:35.760 every time i see a

00:13:37.280 transgender person

00:13:37.960 they look happy

00:13:39.380 they look happier

00:13:40.460 that okay that's not

00:13:41.860 true

00:13:42.120 that's not fully

00:13:44.920 true

00:13:45.220 there is a

00:13:46.760 transgender person

00:13:47.600 in

00:13:48.080 uh

00:13:49.460 this is one of the

00:13:51.000 neighbors in this

00:13:51.640 building

00:13:51.980 and they

00:13:53.420 never look happy

00:13:54.600 and they have a

00:13:55.480 dog that

00:13:56.860 is vicious

00:13:58.440 but for the most

00:14:01.120 part when you're

00:14:01.720 out and about

00:14:02.460 not when they're

00:14:03.680 home i guess when

00:14:04.620 if they're home

00:14:05.820 they're a little

00:14:07.840 sad

00:14:08.400 like us all

00:14:10.140 is that any

00:14:11.360 different from

00:14:11.880 anybody else if

00:14:12.640 you're a single

00:14:13.200 transgender person

00:14:14.200 and you're out all

00:14:16.140 day and you

00:14:16.720 you got you're

00:14:17.800 going to spin

00:14:18.380 classes you're

00:14:19.080 smiling

00:14:19.580 right you're

00:14:21.440 going you're

00:14:21.940 eating organic

00:14:23.600 kale i don't

00:14:26.600 know what

00:14:26.920 transgender people

00:14:27.660 i don't know

00:14:28.060 what the diet

00:14:28.640 is

00:14:29.140 culturally but

00:14:32.080 i'm assuming it

00:14:33.040 is insects

00:14:34.900 and tree bark

00:14:38.740 no whatever it

00:14:41.160 is

00:14:41.620 vegan healthy

00:14:44.260 it's healthy

00:14:45.380 not a lot of

00:14:47.080 i mean there's

00:14:47.580 some fat trans

00:14:48.440 but most trans

00:14:49.380 people are

00:14:50.700 honestly they're

00:14:51.420 pretty fit

00:14:52.100 either going

00:14:54.500 both ways

00:14:55.500 am i wrong

00:14:57.620 they're in

00:14:58.320 better shape than

00:14:58.980 the straight

00:14:59.480 cis the cis

00:15:02.520 cis cis

00:15:04.340 people it

00:15:05.240 sounds like a

00:15:05.800 cyst like a

00:15:07.640 cyst like i

00:15:09.560 go to my

00:15:10.140 shows and i

00:15:10.740 said you know

00:15:11.280 we're at

00:15:12.040 rec room in

00:15:13.240 barry doing a

00:15:14.160 show and you

00:15:16.700 see some of

00:15:17.220 these people

00:15:17.780 these couples

00:15:18.540 the guy's

00:15:20.240 morbidly obese

00:15:21.100 she's morbidly

00:15:22.040 obese but hey

00:15:23.300 at least they're

00:15:23.780 not trans right

00:15:24.680 i mean what

00:15:25.560 oh well trans

00:15:27.460 people they're

00:15:27.780 trying to they're

00:15:28.620 trying to lower

00:15:29.100 the population

00:15:29.880 well maybe they

00:15:30.980 should maybe we

00:15:32.900 should be lowering

00:15:33.660 the population

00:15:34.300 have you looked

00:15:34.860 around lately

00:15:35.660 have you been to

00:15:36.600 niagara falls and

00:15:37.620 walked around

00:15:38.360 that's like all the

00:15:40.300 people who are you

00:15:41.100 know the anti-vax

00:15:42.300 anti-everything

00:15:43.700 and i get it and i

00:15:44.920 agree with a lot of

00:15:45.720 it if not all

00:15:48.440 of it however

00:15:49.960 go walk around

00:15:52.540 niagara falls for

00:15:53.700 a day and

00:15:54.900 you'll realize

00:15:56.160 after walking

00:15:56.840 around niagara

00:15:57.360 falls that

00:15:58.600 these people need

00:16:01.600 to be forced

00:16:02.320 vaccinated

00:16:03.020 irregardless of

00:16:05.540 the disease

00:16:06.280 they need to

00:16:07.700 be tested

00:16:09.680 upon now if

00:16:10.820 you don't want

00:16:11.360 to be tested

00:16:11.860 upon i don't

00:16:12.640 think you should

00:16:13.080 have to be

00:16:13.620 tested upon

00:16:14.160 which is it

00:16:15.500 was kind

00:16:15.900 of proven

00:16:16.360 to be true

00:16:17.080 i mean everybody

00:16:18.060 said it was

00:16:18.440 forced it was

00:16:19.060 forced but if

00:16:19.960 you didn't get

00:16:20.500 it and you

00:16:21.140 waited long

00:16:21.680 enough it

00:16:22.300 wasn't forced

00:16:22.920 because now

00:16:23.280 you can do

00:16:23.620 whatever the

00:16:23.980 fuck you

00:16:24.260 want am i

00:16:24.980 wrong right

00:16:27.420 and i yes

00:16:28.760 that is in

00:16:29.300 part to

00:16:29.800 probably

00:16:30.440 potentially

00:16:31.400 the freedom

00:16:32.800 convoy and

00:16:33.680 other protests

00:16:34.600 and you know

00:16:35.800 the online

00:16:36.540 pushback and

00:16:38.060 of course the

00:16:40.080 money raised for

00:16:40.880 the convoy all

00:16:42.080 that stuff plays

00:16:42.940 into getting

00:16:44.440 that those

00:16:45.000 freedoms back

00:16:45.660 but we got

00:16:46.200 them back

00:16:46.680 for the most

00:16:47.620 part i know

00:16:48.460 it's all

00:16:48.840 fucked i know

00:16:49.400 you guys are

00:16:49.820 mad at me for

00:16:50.320 saying that but

00:16:50.880 i'm just

00:16:51.320 fucking trying to

00:16:52.340 play devil's

00:16:53.040 advocate here

00:16:53.900 you don't want

00:16:55.040 me to be the

00:16:56.480 comedian influencer

00:16:57.740 who's just

00:16:58.440 raw raw yeah

00:16:59.700 fuck you know

00:17:00.460 the people are

00:17:00.940 like fucking

00:17:01.540 trudeau fucking

00:17:02.400 jagmeet buddy

00:17:03.260 fucking it's

00:17:03.920 like dude is

00:17:05.120 your life so

00:17:05.980 good that all

00:17:07.640 you're worried

00:17:08.220 about is jagmeet

00:17:09.500 like you know

00:17:11.420 how good your

00:17:12.280 life has to

00:17:13.040 be for your

00:17:14.640 only concern

00:17:15.640 on a daily

00:17:16.460 basis to be

00:17:17.920 what the prime

00:17:18.840 minister or

00:17:21.380 the president

00:17:22.080 or the fucking

00:17:23.560 health minister

00:17:24.540 is saying

00:17:26.440 like i get

00:17:28.540 when we were

00:17:29.000 locked in and

00:17:29.700 they were like

00:17:30.060 it's another 12

00:17:30.800 months we're like

00:17:31.300 what the fuck i

00:17:32.000 get it we were

00:17:32.580 watching tv the

00:17:34.300 the numbers were

00:17:35.320 good for cnn at

00:17:36.600 that time at the

00:17:37.500 beginning of 2020

00:17:38.320 and all the

00:17:41.580 news outlets

00:17:42.660 right but

00:17:44.260 i'm just saying

00:17:48.740 that all the

00:17:51.420 anti-vax people

00:17:53.520 are like just

00:18:01.640 move on you

00:18:02.800 didn't get it

00:18:03.360 that doesn't have

00:18:04.020 to be your

00:18:04.440 identity that you

00:18:05.820 didn't get it

00:18:06.620 you know

00:18:08.060 it doesn't have

00:18:12.040 to be your

00:18:12.440 identity

00:18:12.880 you can go

00:18:16.400 back to

00:18:17.280 being you

00:18:19.180 know like it's

00:18:20.060 also this identity

00:18:21.280 thing now this

00:18:22.180 identity crisis

00:18:23.180 because we're

00:18:23.640 having we're in

00:18:24.660 the middle of a

00:18:25.580 mental health

00:18:26.880 crisis a global

00:18:28.900 mental health

00:18:30.220 crisis i was

00:18:30.940 driving with my

00:18:31.800 friend armin

00:18:32.440 who is is the

00:18:35.680 co-host of the

00:18:36.500 show he is not

00:18:37.320 here and uh he

00:18:40.520 may never return

00:18:41.380 we traded him uh

00:18:45.880 to russia in for

00:18:49.800 britney grainy

00:18:53.060 no he's in he's in

00:18:55.880 palestine no but i

00:18:58.180 was driving with him

00:18:59.060 and on the radio

00:19:01.280 there was just we

00:19:02.100 were both kind of

00:19:02.700 just sad and then

00:19:04.960 the radio came on

00:19:05.920 and goes we are in

00:19:08.400 the midst of a global

00:19:09.780 mental health crisis

00:19:11.200 and we both laughed

00:19:15.200 very hard because it's

00:19:18.100 so true now when they

00:19:22.080 said that there was a

00:19:22.940 world pandemic people

00:19:23.920 were like that's this is

00:19:25.020 bullshit what you know

00:19:26.160 the cold i'm gonna get

00:19:28.160 a cold fuck you but

00:19:29.900 now they're like we

00:19:30.540 have a global mental

00:19:31.280 health crisis literally

00:19:32.360 almost everybody is

00:19:33.580 mentally insane now

00:19:35.700 and i i believe it

00:19:41.720 are the people are the

00:19:42.820 anti whatever people

00:19:44.880 going there's no mental

00:19:45.900 health crisis if your

00:19:47.680 instagram profile reads

00:19:52.080 you know as a if you're

00:19:53.540 a guy like proud father

00:19:55.700 father first then i'm a

00:19:57.560 patriot for my country

00:19:58.820 and then i believe in

00:20:00.000 jesus and then i believe

00:20:01.320 in fucking i freedom and

00:20:02.800 the freedom to not get

00:20:03.840 the fucking vaccine it's

00:20:04.980 like dude what you're

00:20:07.120 saying to the world is

00:20:08.180 i'm a psychopath i am

00:20:10.500 obsessed with this

00:20:12.380 cultural phenomenon is

00:20:14.280 going on right now i

00:20:15.480 have no actual depth to

00:20:18.040 me i don't actually think

00:20:19.820 about any issue i just

00:20:20.900 go new issue transgender

00:20:22.680 kids delete can't have

00:20:25.560 that can't nobody just

00:20:27.620 like who gives a shit

00:20:28.760 really if you're so you

00:20:31.500 realize that if you're

00:20:32.480 one of those dads that

00:20:33.920 is i'm a patriot and i

00:20:35.520 die for my fucking

00:20:36.880 country and i love my

00:20:37.840 kids and jesus and blah

00:20:39.080 blah blah and you know i

00:20:40.360 fuck i was at the convoy

00:20:41.780 2021 and like if you're

00:20:44.440 if that's you your kid is

00:20:46.780 going to be transgender

00:20:48.120 okay your kid's gonna look

00:20:50.800 at you and go oh my god

00:20:52.660 freedom con dad's a freedom

00:20:54.860 guy this oh all he wants

00:20:57.240 he thinks there's two

00:20:58.240 genders you know what i'm

00:20:59.060 gonna do i'm gonna piss him

00:21:00.300 off and i'm gonna cut my

00:21:02.300 dick off okay so if you

00:21:05.500 don't want your kids to be

00:21:07.820 trans you should probably

00:21:10.200 tell them to be trans

00:21:12.900 am i wrong like you should

00:21:17.220 probably like you want to

00:21:18.140 like bully him out of it by

00:21:19.980 just being like hey maybe

00:21:20.920 you're trans what do you

00:21:21.740 think maybe that'll help

00:21:24.220 and if you do want them to

00:21:26.400 be trans

00:21:27.000 have a have a fuck trudeau flag

00:21:31.520 on your ford f-150 and i can

00:21:34.260 guarantee you

00:21:35.260 that your kids will probably be

00:21:38.080 gay or trans

00:21:38.960 or at least a little because

00:21:41.600 they're just gonna be like

00:21:42.420 dad's so annoying it's like

00:21:44.340 thinks he's just this

00:21:45.820 fucking big strong freedom

00:21:47.980 convoy it's like hello

00:21:49.680 you drive a truck for costco

00:21:53.820 like come on like i want to

00:21:55.680 move to toronto and go to

00:21:57.180 formerly ryerson university now

00:21:59.660 metrosexual university of film

00:22:01.720 and study gay porn because my dad

00:22:05.940 was the freedom guy

00:22:07.120 stop taking yourself so

00:22:11.720 fucking seriously in 2023 guys

00:22:14.400 your profile bio explaining

00:22:18.400 your your worldview is not

00:22:21.920 going to save anybody or

00:22:25.560 anything or the world or maybe

00:22:28.560 at most at most it's gonna help

00:22:30.520 you get laid by some other

00:22:32.740 mentally ill person whose profile

00:22:35.680 matches your profile

00:22:36.860 you know proud dog mom three

00:22:40.940 children not with the husband

00:22:42.880 fucking never getting the jab

00:22:47.260 come on i love you people for

00:22:50.860 supporting me and look i love

00:22:52.360 making fun of theresa tan because

00:22:53.800 it's fucking hilarious and the

00:22:55.780 whole the whole pandemic was

00:22:57.460 fucked it made everybody mentally

00:23:01.780 ill okay but just work on it if

00:23:07.820 you're a morbidly obese and

00:23:09.360 you're saying you're a freedom

00:23:10.220 convoy like okay no then there's a

00:23:13.060 lot of hot people there's a lot of

00:23:14.280 fit people who are on the right and

00:23:17.440 they're fit and i get it it's still

00:23:23.260 it's like there's like something

00:23:24.440 missing there's an identity crisis

00:23:27.340 there's this confrontational way of

00:23:33.240 living life that we're kind of all

00:23:35.500 doing now because of social media

00:23:38.100 because people when they go home on

00:23:40.320 their spare time 10 20 20 years ago

00:23:44.920 they came home they watched the news

00:23:47.580 they bitched about it a little bit to

00:23:49.520 their wife or their partner or their

00:23:51.200 friend or their friends or they called

00:23:53.340 their friends on a phone maybe 30

00:23:57.220 years ago maybe 20 years ago they

00:23:59.100 were still texting i don't know how

00:24:01.160 far we are to the future at this

00:24:02.500 fucking point but my point is they

00:24:05.880 didn't go home and doom scroll as they

00:24:07.960 call it they didn't go and scroll their

00:24:10.300 phone for six hours trying to you know

00:24:15.480 looking at videos of whatever fucked up

00:24:19.340 shit you're thinking about because

00:24:21.580 that's what the phone's gonna show you

00:24:23.220 it's like oh you're fucking you're

00:24:24.780 worried about that that's what we're

00:24:26.440 gonna show you all day long you're

00:24:28.180 never gonna be able to get off your

00:24:29.300 goddamn phone you're never gonna be

00:24:30.440 productive we're just gonna validate

00:24:33.360 you and validate your bullshit way of

00:24:36.380 thinking whatever it is whether it's

00:24:39.220 you're on the left or you're on the

00:24:41.580 right i'm just saying all of our

00:24:42.940 my way of thinking is not bullshit my

00:24:45.880 way is the right way no it's that's

00:24:47.380 what i'm trying to get you to realize

00:24:48.720 guys you want me to fucking prophesize

00:24:52.340 to you people want me to tell them

00:24:54.300 what they want to hear that's not what

00:24:55.720 you fucking need to hear

00:24:57.200 you can't go around in 2023 on either

00:25:04.060 side

00:25:04.860 you have to you can't go around 2023

00:25:09.560 wearing a mask okay but you also can't

00:25:14.720 go around 2023 with a with a fuck

00:25:18.360 trudeau with with 40 fuck fuck trudeau

00:25:21.460 flags hanging off of your fucking

00:25:24.780 ford f-150

00:25:25.780 being like fuck like it's done

00:25:30.740 trudeau's fucking rich i'm not rich yeah

00:25:36.120 you know why you're not rich because

00:25:37.560 you spend all your fucking money on a

00:25:39.040 ford f-150 that probably cost you like

00:25:41.600 eleven hundred dollars nine hundred

00:25:44.140 dollars or whatever it is a month in a

00:25:45.940 lease or or a finance and then on top

00:25:49.440 of that you bought all these stupid

00:25:50.600 fucking freedom convoy flags you spent

00:25:52.880 all your money driving around the

00:25:54.180 goddamn country going to bridges you see

00:25:56.360 these people on the weekends they're

00:25:58.200 still going to bridges there's people

00:26:01.400 on bridges with fuck trudeau and and

00:26:04.100 and and canadian flags and they're

00:26:05.980 waving them please beep for us dude what

00:26:09.980 do you do what are you protesting

00:26:11.160 against oh well do you know about

00:26:13.400 klaus schwab and the yes yes we're

00:26:16.340 living in a dictatorship yes we're

00:26:18.160 living in a communist country yes okay

00:26:20.800 that's not what you yes yes they want

00:26:24.760 more kids to be transgender yes they

00:26:27.400 want more people to be gay why why not

00:26:30.660 it financially it makes sense

00:26:33.980 fiscally it makes sense to have more

00:26:38.240 gays and transgenders to have less look

00:26:43.020 you're telling me that somebody who

00:26:46.980 became transgender in the year 2022 or

00:26:51.620 2021 you're telling me that that person

00:26:54.040 if they hadn't been become transgender

00:26:58.480 that they would have just been like a

00:27:01.460 freedom convoy dude or or or a jock or

00:27:05.580 or whatever version of masculinity or on

00:27:09.880 if it's the other way version she was

00:27:12.040 going to be a model she was going to be

00:27:13.680 a dancer but then she became trans and

00:27:16.180 now she does uh she does pipe metal

00:27:18.760 fitting and that's an issue I mean

00:27:20.980 they weren't going to do anything really

00:27:25.280 crazy different if they hadn't

00:27:27.920 transitioned let's be honest they just

00:27:30.780 and yes okay there's people who

00:27:32.700 transition and then five five you know

00:27:34.660 five years later they're like I wish I

00:27:36.220 hadn't and then they go on Fox News

00:27:39.000 they go on Rebel News and they sit there

00:27:43.160 in the interview going yeah I just I

00:27:44.860 don't know what I was thinking like I

00:27:46.360 just cut it right off I don't know what

00:27:48.180 the hell am I doing yeah I mean it's

00:27:52.420 crazy like it's an it's not crazy it's a

00:27:55.360 drastic

00:27:55.980 it's a drastic fucking choice but look

00:28:03.340 it's a choice people want everything's

00:28:05.720 a choice I want the choice well you

00:28:07.300 can choose to be transgender my

00:28:09.200 children don't choose to learn about

00:28:10.540 transgenderism because they're in

00:28:12.280 school and the teacher talks about it

00:28:14.320 again if your kid becomes trans that's

00:28:17.840 on like it was the teacher's fault I

00:28:23.420 don't know because it's not it's not

00:28:26.640 like 95 if 95 percent of the kids were

00:28:29.360 like I'm trans and a lot I know there's

00:28:31.280 a lot of trans stuff there's a lot of

00:28:32.860 gay there's a lot more kids that are

00:28:35.900 gay and stuff and all this shit maybe it

00:28:38.880 is true maybe they're all becoming

00:28:40.120 trans

00:28:40.480 but is this seriously what you want to

00:28:45.020 worry about

00:28:45.780 on your deathbed you're going please I

00:28:50.160 just I just hope there's less trans

00:28:53.280 kids out there after I know gives a

00:28:56.360 shit

00:28:56.660 you got a trans your kids trans fucking

00:28:59.780 love your trans kid who gives a shit

00:29:01.600 though that five years maybe maybe tell

00:29:06.020 them hey look keep the dick you know

00:29:09.500 don't get fake tits we'll do we'll get

00:29:12.420 some prostatic thing and try it out for

00:29:17.500 five years see how you feel you'll still

00:29:19.680 have a penis you can go back how about

00:29:21.860 that make make a make a sacrifice on

00:29:25.160 your end and and then see if they'll

00:29:27.880 meet you in the middle look you can be

00:29:30.200 trans let's just keep the dick and see

00:29:33.400 how we like it for five years and if you

00:29:35.060 and after five years if you like it you

00:29:38.300 cut it off

00:29:39.200 isn't that what

00:29:42.440 jesus would want

00:29:46.640 jesus would never

00:29:48.980 jesus if you fucking if you met jesus who

00:29:52.600 was probably like a five foot four

00:29:55.060 arab looking jew who didn't speak english

00:29:59.240 who was just like

00:29:59.940 okay in a fucking robe in the desert

00:30:06.080 if you met him and you said in arabic or

00:30:11.020 whatever fucking hebrew or whatever he

00:30:13.060 spoke

00:30:13.480 you go shalom shalom jesus um this is

00:30:21.560 uh a message from the future

00:30:24.620 transgender people what do you think

00:30:28.160 people going from one gender the other

00:30:30.480 you really think jesus would have been

00:30:33.440 pissed like he would have got upset no

00:30:34.940 he would have been like

00:30:35.500 i don't know he wouldn't have even he

00:30:38.420 wouldn't have even known what to

00:30:39.780 think or say and people want to be like

00:30:44.200 jesus not right it's not right to be

00:30:47.440 transgender people that day

00:30:49.120 bro

00:30:51.760 stay in your lane in 2023 if you're not

00:30:58.080 trans

00:30:58.620 and your kids aren't trans

00:31:01.120 and their kids aren't trans

00:31:03.580 and your friends kids aren't trans

00:31:06.360 just shut the fuck i mean just shut the

00:31:08.660 fuck up

00:31:09.320 like i get it if your kids are trans

00:31:12.260 you're pissed

00:31:12.780 you're upset you're mad you're

00:31:14.480 you know

00:31:15.360 my parents were mad at me when i was

00:31:20.180 a kid you know why because i fucking

00:31:21.800 i was buying too many pokemon cards

00:31:23.760 i wasn't trans but i was i like

00:31:26.360 pokemon a lot

00:31:27.220 that's what we used to do as kids we

00:31:30.160 didn't cut their dicks our dicks off

00:31:31.900 we played yugioh and we played pokemon

00:31:37.680 and we played crazy bones and that pissed

00:31:40.680 our parents off they're like what is all

00:31:42.260 this goddamn pokemon crazy bones you got

00:31:45.860 the chinese pokemon shitting on a tv

00:31:49.140 japanese i don't give a shit

00:31:51.180 little tiny little dog looking thing

00:31:55.220 saying pikachu and shit like that

00:31:57.360 what in the hell kind of gay ass shit is

00:32:00.780 that

00:32:01.100 my parents everybody's parents thought

00:32:04.880 they were gay because we played

00:32:05.980 pokemon for fuck's sake

00:32:07.400 fuck if you're trans in grade five for

00:32:10.820 a couple you let them be trans

00:32:12.260 for a couple years jesus christ i thought

00:32:15.140 i was black for two years

00:32:16.660 literally from grade seven to like nine

00:32:20.080 i just like thought i was black i was

00:32:21.620 i would be like yo what up doggy yo

00:32:23.680 like i taught like that yo i had like

00:32:26.260 the fucking fat farm hoodie dog tags

00:32:30.740 birdman lugs which was like those were

00:32:34.940 like the birdman version of timberland

00:32:37.180 boots furry fucking academics jeans like i

00:32:42.360 thought i was fucking black dude i would i

00:32:44.560 literally i i bought a spinning rim

00:32:46.740 necklace in grade eight did that mean

00:32:50.740 that i was gonna be like that forever i

00:32:54.980 mean my dad was worried about it i wanted

00:32:56.820 to get my ears pierced he's like please do

00:32:58.940 not get your ears pierced you're going to

00:33:00.640 what kind of girls do you want to attract

00:33:04.120 you're attracting the wrong type of girls

00:33:05.920 so he talked me out of it and i was happy

00:33:11.680 about it what is this whole like let oh you

00:33:15.220 want to be trans for a couple years but you

00:33:16.740 don't want oh my parents should not be

00:33:19.100 allowed to talk me out they're your fucking

00:33:20.820 parents you don't have to listen to them i

00:33:23.820 could i could have not listened to my dad and

00:33:26.080 kept wearing fat farms for the rest of my

00:33:27.880 goddamn life but i didn't

00:33:30.840 you know why because

00:33:36.320 i realized that i was happy to be white

00:33:40.960 is that a crime is that a crime

00:33:46.240 obviously i wasn't i was

00:33:53.020 every white kid wants to be black

00:33:56.100 every black kid

00:33:57.900 not sure that they want to be white maybe

00:34:00.500 they do

00:34:01.020 i mean there are some

00:34:02.500 neil degrasse tyson

00:34:04.400 hello

00:34:07.800 obamer

00:34:11.060 so that's that's those are some of my

00:34:18.160 thoughts

00:34:18.560 i hope they were concise enough

00:34:21.020 and they were interesting enough

00:34:23.180 kind of forget half the shit i said about

00:34:27.180 i was talking about

00:34:29.080 people are upset and the

00:34:33.240 the bios on instagram

00:34:35.780 oh

00:34:38.400 and i have a lot of fans you know

00:34:41.840 they want they want to support me they

00:34:44.020 want to support me they want to buy t-shirts

00:34:45.640 here's a hundred dollars worth of t-shirts

00:34:47.180 don't do a hundred dollars worth of t-shirts

00:34:48.880 buy one t-shirt

00:34:50.100 and go on patreon and go to patreon.com

00:34:53.540 slash ben bankus

00:34:54.580 okay

00:34:55.600 so

00:34:56.660 the new schedule

00:34:58.080 for the new year for the podcast

00:35:00.020 is

00:35:01.540 monday mornings

00:35:02.960 for the free version of the podcast

00:35:05.320 friday mornings

00:35:07.160 for the patreon bonus

00:35:09.220 version

00:35:10.120 okay

00:35:10.960 we need the support

00:35:14.120 uh

00:35:14.960 people

00:35:15.640 people comment on my shit going

00:35:17.400 oh this guy's

00:35:17.940 not very

00:35:19.080 conservative of you

00:35:20.740 to be begging for donations

00:35:22.520 it's like

00:35:23.700 wait a second

00:35:24.420 i started my own business

00:35:25.800 i'm not begging for donations

00:35:28.840 if you fucking listen to this podcast

00:35:30.280 you go

00:35:30.600 this is trash

00:35:31.300 i don't want to hear this guy's point of view

00:35:33.060 i don't give a shit

00:35:33.940 he's not funny

00:35:35.320 he's a loser

00:35:36.220 then

00:35:37.340 don't

00:35:38.180 pay

00:35:38.580 for the podcast

00:35:40.020 this is free

00:35:40.840 for you guys to listen to

00:35:42.440 the other one's not

00:35:43.420 you pay for the

00:35:44.540 paid one

00:35:45.420 because you like the free one

00:35:47.660 and you want more

00:35:48.640 and you want to hear shit

00:35:50.420 that nobody else is hearing

00:35:51.420 you know

00:35:53.660 i'm thinking to do more solo pods

00:35:56.500 so let me know in the comments

00:35:58.820 what you think of that

00:35:59.700 um

00:36:00.840 maybe have

00:36:01.900 somebody on the other end of the camera

00:36:03.920 at least

00:36:04.360 or

00:36:05.160 or some form of

00:36:06.080 producing

00:36:07.000 and then

00:36:09.960 you know

00:36:10.260 have armin come on

00:36:11.220 for the patreons

00:36:12.160 and other pods

00:36:12.800 but

00:36:12.980 i like just doing this sometimes

00:36:15.540 just getting into it

00:36:16.980 but i know

00:36:18.100 you know

00:36:18.500 then

00:36:18.820 then shit happens

00:36:19.620 like there's a new

00:36:20.360 covid variant now

00:36:21.460 and

00:36:22.520 when that happens

00:36:23.640 people

00:36:24.240 get

00:36:26.000 crazy again

00:36:28.180 okay

00:36:29.140 why would they even tell us

00:36:31.520 there's a new variant

00:36:32.320 like we don't

00:36:33.780 need to know

00:36:35.020 you know

00:36:37.300 they put out

00:36:37.760 theresa tam

00:36:38.580 put out a statement

00:36:39.340 that she's preparing

00:36:40.200 for the next

00:36:41.060 whatever the fuck

00:36:42.620 it's like

00:36:42.960 i don't know

00:36:44.680 it's either that

00:36:45.540 we're just

00:36:45.980 this is just

00:36:46.780 this is an overpopulation problem

00:36:49.000 this is if it's not a conspiracy

00:36:50.620 okay

00:36:51.080 we have an overpopulation problem

00:36:53.380 which in canada

00:36:54.180 we don't understand

00:36:55.300 unless you live in toronto

00:36:56.420 but even then

00:36:57.340 toronto is small

00:36:58.720 compared to

00:36:59.460 the majority of large

00:37:02.420 cities

00:37:03.260 in this

00:37:04.020 planet

00:37:05.080 many of them

00:37:06.800 in china

00:37:07.440 many of them

00:37:08.540 in south america

00:37:09.640 and fucking india

00:37:10.700 these places

00:37:11.900 are overcrowded

00:37:13.620 the conditions

00:37:15.880 are bad

00:37:16.980 people are

00:37:17.760 live

00:37:18.020 if you live

00:37:18.900 in mexico city

00:37:20.060 you're living

00:37:21.500 you know

00:37:22.440 unless you're rich

00:37:23.320 it's shit

00:37:24.860 i mean

00:37:26.180 maybe it's less shit

00:37:27.120 than toronto

00:37:27.660 because right now

00:37:28.580 you can't get a fucking

00:37:29.380 bachelor apartment

00:37:30.200 for less than sixteen hundred dollars

00:37:31.820 and you gotta

00:37:32.260 fucking give them

00:37:33.860 you know

00:37:35.000 both arms

00:37:35.760 and your firstborn

00:37:36.660 and you know

00:37:37.560 every fucking receipt

00:37:38.960 that you've ever

00:37:39.520 collected

00:37:40.740 every paste

00:37:42.300 you know

00:37:42.720 i get

00:37:43.000 oh we want

00:37:43.540 credit check on this

00:37:44.680 and then it's never enough

00:37:45.540 fuck them

00:37:46.320 fuck toronto

00:37:47.840 so maybe it is better

00:37:48.700 to live in mexico

00:37:49.340 if you're poor

00:37:49.880 but the problem is

00:37:51.400 that there's just so many

00:37:52.200 fucking poor people

00:37:53.060 and they don't shower

00:37:54.740 in india

00:37:56.020 and they're shitting in the streets

00:37:57.300 and i'm not trying to

00:37:58.060 oh that's racist

00:37:58.760 it's fucking true

00:37:59.760 these places

00:38:01.740 the drinking water

00:38:02.800 isn't safe

00:38:03.560 in a lot of them

00:38:04.260 uh

00:38:05.220 people

00:38:06.240 diarrhea

00:38:06.920 have you been to mexico

00:38:08.420 diarrhea

00:38:09.420 india

00:38:10.480 diarrhea

00:38:11.120 what's the highest

00:38:12.080 i'm pretty sure

00:38:12.800 the highest cause of death

00:38:13.900 in india

00:38:14.340 is fucking diarrhea

00:38:15.360 dysentery

00:38:16.640 whatever

00:38:17.100 right

00:38:18.520 china

00:38:20.740 cause of death

00:38:22.900 biggest cause of death

00:38:23.840 is

00:38:24.080 i don't know

00:38:25.680 suicide

00:38:26.140 probably

00:38:26.740 but my point is

00:38:32.120 there are too many

00:38:35.000 people on earth

00:38:35.780 i wish i was born

00:38:39.820 10

00:38:40.140 10 or 20 years

00:38:42.040 before i was born

00:38:43.000 when there was less

00:38:44.500 people on earth

00:38:45.180 when

00:38:45.420 50 years ago

00:38:47.580 you know how much

00:38:48.260 easier it was

00:38:48.880 to become

00:38:49.600 famous

00:38:51.000 or

00:38:51.460 or known

00:38:52.320 or

00:38:52.760 or successful

00:38:53.900 in any business

00:38:55.120 any business

00:38:56.100 from roofing

00:38:57.220 to fucking

00:38:57.780 painting

00:38:58.420 the house

00:38:59.340 to

00:39:00.160 to

00:39:00.600 paving roads

00:39:02.200 everything was more

00:39:04.080 um

00:39:04.960 profitable then

00:39:06.520 yeah there's

00:39:07.260 the more money

00:39:08.280 in it

00:39:08.800 but now like

00:39:10.040 not trying to get all

00:39:11.460 tate speech on you

00:39:12.560 but

00:39:12.860 money

00:39:14.240 is being printed

00:39:15.720 at an incredibly

00:39:17.060 like

00:39:18.380 at rates we've never

00:39:20.620 seen before

00:39:21.380 in our lives

00:39:23.280 right

00:39:23.580 they're printing

00:39:24.540 money

00:39:24.940 so

00:39:27.960 yeah

00:39:30.080 everything's more

00:39:31.540 expensive

00:39:31.980 people make more

00:39:33.060 money but it's not

00:39:33.900 relative

00:39:34.360 when my mom

00:39:35.740 in 1970s

00:39:37.440 started

00:39:37.660 was a teacher

00:39:38.780 i think her

00:39:39.480 annual salary

00:39:40.340 was like

00:39:40.680 eight thousand

00:39:41.260 dollars

00:39:41.740 but a brand new

00:39:42.820 car was like

00:39:43.560 twelve hundred

00:39:44.140 dollars

00:39:44.700 okay

00:39:46.260 uh

00:39:46.920 hello

00:39:48.440 that's like

00:39:50.220 ten fifteen

00:39:52.140 percent of her

00:39:52.800 wage

00:39:53.400 now a brand new

00:39:54.380 car is like

00:39:54.800 forty grand

00:39:55.560 thirty maybe

00:39:56.840 for a

00:39:58.360 for a

00:39:58.880 cheap car

00:39:59.920 plus tax

00:40:01.220 and all that

00:40:01.640 shit

00:40:01.960 but then you

00:40:03.040 people didn't even

00:40:03.740 fucking lease

00:40:04.340 cars back then

00:40:05.200 they just bought

00:40:06.080 them because

00:40:06.340 they were only

00:40:06.660 twelve hundred

00:40:07.100 bucks

00:40:07.600 her apartment

00:40:10.080 rentals

00:40:11.380 when she first

00:40:12.400 came to

00:40:12.820 toronto

00:40:13.400 were like

00:40:13.920 hundreds of

00:40:14.680 dollars

00:40:15.120 or less

00:40:16.300 like under

00:40:16.920 two hundred

00:40:17.340 dollars a month

00:40:18.060 what the

00:40:20.500 fuck

00:40:20.900 that were just

00:40:22.860 printing and

00:40:23.380 printing and

00:40:23.840 printing so now

00:40:24.480 oh soon it'll

00:40:25.600 be you know

00:40:26.840 three thousand

00:40:27.620 dollars a month

00:40:28.280 for a bachelor

00:40:28.880 apartment but

00:40:29.600 that you know

00:40:30.160 but you're not

00:40:31.240 making any more

00:40:31.960 money

00:40:32.320 comics especially

00:40:35.760 in canada are

00:40:36.480 barely making

00:40:37.040 more money

00:40:37.500 gigs gigs

00:40:38.620 are five

00:40:40.260 hundred dollars

00:40:40.860 in 1986

00:40:41.760 or five

00:40:42.360 hundred dollars

00:40:42.840 now

00:40:43.260 the fuck

00:40:45.820 is that

00:40:46.360 so

00:40:48.460 get your

00:40:52.120 shit right

00:40:52.600 in 2023

00:40:53.280 think about

00:40:54.240 not the

00:40:56.920 freedom shit

00:40:57.840 and not

00:40:58.680 thinking about

00:40:59.680 you know

00:41:01.020 whatever

00:41:04.040 ISIS

00:41:04.660 or nobody's

00:41:05.740 we used to be

00:41:06.460 the people are

00:41:07.340 worried about

00:41:07.760 freedom convoy

00:41:08.680 or the people

00:41:09.820 not the people

00:41:10.320 are worried about

00:41:10.900 freedom convoy

00:41:11.500 the people are

00:41:12.100 worried about

00:41:12.840 the freedom

00:41:13.460 convoy people

00:41:14.280 are the people

00:41:15.480 that you know

00:41:17.740 that's like the

00:41:18.560 people who

00:41:18.940 backpack through

00:41:19.900 Afghanistan and

00:41:20.920 then they get

00:41:21.360 like raped and

00:41:22.360 murdered and

00:41:22.860 they're like

00:41:23.280 well how dare

00:41:26.000 you beep your

00:41:26.740 horn and okay

00:41:27.720 that's those

00:41:28.340 people and then

00:41:29.300 the freedom the

00:41:29.980 actual people at

00:41:30.780 the freedom

00:41:31.160 convoy those

00:41:32.200 people were like

00:41:32.720 what are we

00:41:33.200 gonna do about

00:41:34.020 ISIS we're gonna

00:41:34.800 blow them up

00:41:35.520 worried about

00:41:37.420 stuff guys stop

00:41:38.620 worrying about

00:41:39.100 worry about

00:41:39.520 yourself

00:41:40.160 people say

00:41:42.020 well I do

00:41:42.620 I got a job

00:41:43.540 and I worry

00:41:44.080 about my

00:41:44.500 family because

00:41:45.100 things get

00:41:45.860 more expensive

00:41:46.460 then you

00:41:47.420 fucking gotta

00:41:48.020 get your

00:41:48.500 shit together

00:41:49.320 dude you

00:41:49.860 gotta find

00:41:50.380 another job

00:41:51.360 or different

00:41:52.480 career or

00:41:53.340 start putting

00:41:53.880 money aside

00:41:54.580 or tell your

00:41:55.120 family hey we

00:41:55.800 can't live here

00:41:56.340 anymore we

00:41:56.740 gotta sell our

00:41:57.260 house we gotta

00:41:57.740 go live in an

00:41:58.300 apartment for a

00:41:59.020 bit to save

00:41:59.900 some money up

00:42:00.620 to build the

00:42:01.320 money up so I

00:42:01.900 can put it

00:42:02.340 invested in

00:42:02.940 something else

00:42:03.300 you can't

00:42:04.500 just live the

00:42:06.920 way that you

00:42:07.400 lived 15 20

00:42:09.140 years ago and

00:42:12.100 be like well

00:42:13.140 I got my

00:42:13.600 four or five

00:42:14.340 bedroom house

00:42:15.200 and what are

00:42:16.000 we gonna do

00:42:16.640 I work at

00:42:18.000 Costco and

00:42:18.720 like it's like

00:42:19.560 no this is it's

00:42:20.600 the future now

00:42:21.460 move to a

00:42:22.160 fucking city

00:42:22.880 first of all

00:42:23.560 get into a

00:42:24.640 get into your

00:42:25.600 box obviously

00:42:28.860 I'm joking and

00:42:29.620 in the sense

00:42:30.480 that I believe

00:42:31.440 people should

00:42:31.840 have space and

00:42:32.580 room and big

00:42:33.560 houses and you

00:42:34.680 know lots of

00:42:35.580 cars but not

00:42:36.420 if you work at

00:42:37.260 Costco this

00:42:39.100 idea that oh

00:42:40.040 in the 1950s

00:42:41.120 like you could

00:42:41.680 work at

00:42:42.120 McDonald's and

00:42:42.940 afford a

00:42:43.540 fucking three

00:42:44.100 bedroom house

00:42:44.800 with a picket

00:42:45.380 fence do you

00:42:46.700 want that

00:42:47.580 yeah I do

00:42:50.340 you don't

00:42:51.640 deserve a

00:42:52.320 fucking picket

00:42:52.980 fence if you

00:42:53.740 work at

00:42:54.040 McDonald's you

00:42:55.060 deserve if you

00:42:56.440 work at

00:42:56.740 McDonald's in

00:42:57.520 Toronto or

00:42:58.520 any big city

00:42:59.140 you deserve to

00:42:59.900 take multiple

00:43:01.080 buses to a

00:43:02.380 subway to a

00:43:03.660 bus to a

00:43:04.740 fucking wheel

00:43:05.320 trans to get

00:43:07.160 home and back

00:43:08.320 like these

00:43:08.760 people who

00:43:09.200 they were

00:43:09.480 these poor

00:43:10.140 people I

00:43:10.540 feel bad for

00:43:11.140 them they

00:43:12.880 live in

00:43:13.160 Brampton in

00:43:13.920 a one bedroom

00:43:15.220 with five

00:43:15.960 kids but

00:43:17.620 guess what

00:43:18.160 their kids

00:43:19.540 they're saving

00:43:20.840 money by doing

00:43:21.960 that even though

00:43:22.600 they I work at

00:43:23.500 McDonald's all

00:43:24.380 day and then I

00:43:25.020 do a breeze at

00:43:25.860 night and I

00:43:26.500 sleep one two

00:43:27.540 hours a day but

00:43:28.520 they're gonna do

00:43:29.780 that for fucking

00:43:30.480 10 15 years

00:43:31.420 meanwhile all the

00:43:32.500 white people are

00:43:33.940 either cutting their

00:43:34.720 dicks off or

00:43:35.860 getting upset about

00:43:36.800 people cutting

00:43:37.440 their dicks off

00:43:38.240 well all the

00:43:40.940 and and worried

00:43:42.240 about immigration

00:43:43.040 and all the

00:43:43.700 immigrants are

00:43:44.180 coming here

00:43:44.600 working the

00:43:45.480 shittiest jobs

00:43:46.300 that they can

00:43:46.760 find that they're

00:43:47.700 allowed to do

00:43:48.440 that they that

00:43:49.020 they can get

00:43:49.860 and they're doing

00:43:51.960 them until they

00:43:54.720 have enough money

00:43:55.480 to invest in

00:43:56.800 some other thing

00:43:57.500 and they put money

00:43:58.200 aside and shit

00:43:59.080 they're investing in

00:44:01.360 the fucking future

00:44:02.040 and then white

00:44:02.400 people well they're

00:44:03.920 taking over

00:44:04.740 yeah well it's

00:44:06.280 not what it's

00:44:07.060 do you think it's

00:44:07.640 that hard to

00:44:08.120 fucking take over

00:44:09.060 when every white

00:44:10.160 kid spends 10

00:44:12.160 12 hours a day

00:44:13.080 on their fucking

00:44:13.640 phone looking at

00:44:15.540 tick tocks of

00:44:16.320 fucking retarded

00:44:17.580 shit and bullshit

00:44:19.300 come on

00:44:21.720 well that I mean

00:44:26.480 that is a bit of

00:44:27.260 like you want I

00:44:28.020 hate to sound

00:44:28.880 woke but white

00:44:30.260 privilege a little

00:44:31.480 bit in the sense

00:44:33.880 that it's like

00:44:34.520 well why can

00:44:36.260 they just come

00:44:37.020 here because you

00:44:37.880 don't your life's

00:44:38.960 so good that you

00:44:39.560 don't want to live

00:44:40.480 in such a shitty

00:44:41.420 place with that

00:44:43.360 many family members

00:44:44.480 and your grandma

00:44:45.240 in a fucking one

00:44:46.120 bedroom at you

00:44:47.260 know DVP in

00:44:48.220 Eglinton across

00:44:49.440 from the science

00:44:50.240 center you don't

00:44:51.560 want to do that

00:44:52.380 you're like fuck

00:44:53.840 that I'd rather

00:44:54.500 live four hours

00:44:55.240 away in a house

00:44:56.080 and not see any

00:44:56.980 of that and that

00:44:57.820 but guess what

00:44:58.900 those people you're

00:44:59.860 spending money you

00:45:01.320 got leases on

00:45:02.280 ATVs and you

00:45:04.120 know all kinds

00:45:04.680 of shit

00:45:05.120 camera cut

00:45:06.900 out

00:45:07.100 folks

00:45:09.660 it was a bit

00:45:12.060 of a short

00:45:12.480 show today I

00:45:13.360 hope this was a

00:45:14.000 good episode for

00:45:14.740 you guys I

00:45:15.280 want to do more

00:45:15.980 of me just kind

00:45:16.820 of ranting and

00:45:18.480 talking to you

00:45:19.180 guys like this

00:45:20.000 please support

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00:45:22.300 know what to

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00:45:29.000 said we have

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00:45:31.720 it's fucking

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00:45:34.720 should be a

00:45:35.200 thousand people in

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00:45:37.500 we should be making

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00:46:01.100 you what you

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00:46:05.240 going to I'm not

00:46:07.180 allowed I built my

00:46:08.980 Instagram from 700

00:46:10.760 people in 2020 or

00:46:13.440 less like 300 when I

00:46:16.100 did commercial real

00:46:16.940 estate and then I

00:46:17.600 had 300 people and

00:46:18.820 then I went all the

00:46:19.620 way up to 10k got it

00:46:20.800 deleted started again

00:46:21.780 from 1500 got up to

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00:46:25.140 this the best podcast

00:46:26.120 we can so this

00:46:28.460 podcast is going to

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00:46:29.920 on my regular

00:46:30.540 channel okay and

00:46:32.880 I'm also putting it

00:46:34.960 on the other the

00:46:37.480 bank is show channel

00:46:40.120 reason being I want

00:46:41.720 more views I want

00:46:42.760 more people to see it

00:46:43.640 I want more people to

00:46:44.520 access it and thank

00:46:48.180 you all happy new

00:46:50.440 year

00:46:50.760 here I have to

00:46:54.640 see it

00:46:57.400 on the other

00:46:59.260 the it

00:47:03.820 on the other

00:47:04.820 am I

00:47:05.560 not

00:47:07.480 but

00:47:07.680 you

00:47:08.020 know

Bankas Podcast - January 02, 2023

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