Bankas Podcast - January 02, 2023


Cyst Male ｜ The Bankas Show - #011


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47 minutes

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6,710

Sentence count

2

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Misogyny

20

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Toxicity

422

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Hate speech

108

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In this episode of the bank of show, I talk about the new year and how we need to stop being obsessed with social media and what we should be focusing on in the new decade. I also talk about how comedians are now responsible for shaping society and how they are responsible for helping to shape it.

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00:00:00.000 welcome to the bank of show everybody my name is ben bankus if you don't know me i am a comedian
00:00:06.080 who has uh gained a minor popularity in 2022 with uh the videos that i've made
00:00:17.020 i've dubbed certain politicians and or health people theresa tam being one of them
00:00:27.100 and uh we got a bit of a cult following now it's nice it's nice to go to shows
00:00:36.720 and there's you know 55 year old women there with who watch all my videos and they drag their husband 1.00
00:00:45.520 and their husband's never heard of me and their husband's like who the hell is this guy there's 0.68
00:00:50.360 this 30 year old guy that you're that you you watch all his videos and then they they sit in
00:00:58.280 the audience and then they go do more tam do more theresa tam and in that moment i think to myself 0.97
00:01:05.340 what the fuck have i done what have i done these people are out of their minds 0.93
00:01:12.640 there's people coming to the shows wearing you know freedom convoy shirts 0.99
00:01:20.100 and
00:01:23.660 it's beautiful really it's everything i would have wanted in 2020 but now it's 2023 folks it is the new
00:01:36.040 year uh a lot of people are jumping on this trend right now where they post all of their most
00:01:44.480 amazing memories from 2022 or if they're an influencer oh here's my best videos my top performing
00:01:53.180 posts my top performing
00:01:55.820 and just as this the clock struck midnight i don't know what it was 0.50
00:02:02.480 and i think a lot of people feel this today looking at social media just going what the fuck have i 0.93
00:02:09.200 done 0.94
00:02:09.760 what have we done as a society what have we created here
00:02:14.900 this thing that we hold in our hand that we're obsessed with uh you know i know there's healthy
00:02:24.760 people out there i don't look at my phone 1.00
00:02:26.640 shut the fuck up those people are lying 1.00
00:02:31.180 okay 1.00
00:02:32.740 yeah some people have control of the phone let's just see how many hours 1.00
00:02:38.000 i'm scared to look at how many fucking hours i spent on this stupid thing 0.99
00:02:43.880 well it's actually only six minutes today 1.00
00:02:47.420 there's a yuck yucks check that just fell
00:02:54.500 um only six minutes it is only 30 minutes into the new day this is january 2nd that i'm recording this
00:03:06.260 stop posting everything that was great about last year here's everything that it was great
00:03:16.360 isn't this great for me isn't that great that i'm just amazing and here's everything that i i mean i get it
00:03:25.180 like people want to come at me like well you post
00:03:29.760 what am i supposed to do if i want to be a comedian
00:03:32.240 if i want to go on a stage right now and and and be rich
00:03:36.880 and famous from
00:03:38.740 doing stand-up comedy
00:03:40.580 i can't just be
00:03:42.580 you know
00:03:44.380 doing stand-up comedy
00:03:46.320 doesn't matter i mean i guess you know there's to some extent you could just keep getting so good that
00:03:53.100 but you're not you're not helping advance your career if you're not on social media 0.99
00:03:57.300 no matter what you do you sell fucking desks 1.00
00:04:00.640 you sell 1.00
00:04:01.640 you know anything
00:04:03.400 real estate 1.00
00:04:04.340 you have a business you have a fucking 1.00
00:04:06.600 tablecloth business 1.00
00:04:08.280 every everybody needs to fucking be on this 1.00
00:04:10.320 shit 1.00
00:04:11.160 and i and i'm and i'm proud of the 0.97
00:04:16.800 of of of the success 0.93
00:04:21.520 that we're having on instagram it's fucking amazing 0.69
00:04:25.080 but really i just want to i want you guys to listen to me 0.91
00:04:29.200 can you stop like not only if i'm in a chinese accent can will you listen to me
00:04:35.800 only if i talk right there will you listen to me i don't want to talk right there
00:04:41.140 any more
00:04:41.860 you know obviously i'm happy to talk like that but
00:04:46.380 this is another thing we need to stop doing in 2023
00:04:50.880 stop giving people advice
00:04:53.040 stop telling them
00:04:55.100 what they should do because 1.00
00:04:57.680 you're dumb 1.00
00:04:59.400 and you don't know anything 1.00
00:05:01.260 okay
00:05:02.500 if you work
00:05:03.820 at a weed dispensary
00:05:05.980 you need to stop giving your friends
00:05:08.800 advice
00:05:09.840 okay
00:05:11.680 um
00:05:13.060 i'm allowed to give people advice
00:05:15.280 because i
00:05:16.640 am a comedian
00:05:18.120 okay
00:05:19.620 and comedians
00:05:21.320 are now responsible
00:05:24.100 for
00:05:25.600 shaping society
00:05:27.580 this is not a responsibility that i necessarily wanted
00:05:31.160 okay
00:05:32.180 i want
00:05:33.680 naturally
00:05:34.900 you know what my natural state is
00:05:36.640 is to just
00:05:37.280 lie in bed
00:05:38.960 for
00:05:39.820 for a day
00:05:40.640 for forever
00:05:41.840 that's what most people want
00:05:44.380 but if you do that 0.96
00:05:46.440 then you can't fucking influence society 1.00
00:05:49.200 you're just sitting on your fucking phone being influenced 1.00
00:05:51.660 watching andrew tape videos 1.00
00:05:53.800 and then
00:05:54.200 you know watching
00:05:55.280 motivational
00:05:57.320 that's what i do
00:05:58.240 when i'm sad
00:05:59.180 i just lie in bed
00:06:00.080 and watch
00:06:00.440 motivational andrew tape videos
00:06:02.880 and motivational
00:06:04.800 uh steve harvey videos
00:06:07.580 i was gonna say harvey weinstein videos
00:06:09.200 those
00:06:09.900 where's the motivational harvey weinstein videos
00:06:12.520 i think that should be
00:06:13.800 uh
00:06:14.900 what we're doing
00:06:15.740 next
00:06:16.180 i think that's the next viral trend
00:06:18.100 is gonna be
00:06:19.300 like epstein
00:06:20.540 and weinstein speeches
00:06:23.040 i'm sure they've done speeches
00:06:25.560 have they not done
00:06:26.600 graduation ceremony speeches
00:06:28.560 that's what i want to see
00:06:30.940 i want to see
00:06:31.400 weinstein
00:06:32.320 and epstein
00:06:33.780 graduation speeches
00:06:35.500 clipped into
00:06:36.620 those motivational videos
00:06:38.900 you see on instagram
00:06:39.800 i want to see that with
00:06:41.720 uh
00:06:42.180 you know the black and white
00:06:43.440 epstein on the stage
00:06:46.480 being like
00:06:47.360 when you
00:06:48.380 if you have a dream
00:06:49.560 you don't let anybody 0.99
00:06:51.720 fucking take that dream away from me 0.96
00:06:53.660 yeah 1.00
00:06:58.480 andrew tate
00:07:00.640 can give advice
00:07:03.440 because he's a millionaire 1.00
00:07:04.400 yeah he's a sex trafficker 0.99
00:07:08.140 apparently 0.99
00:07:08.740 maybe
00:07:09.360 maybe
00:07:10.780 i mean
00:07:13.020 he's also cool
00:07:17.020 we also like
00:07:19.720 him
00:07:20.360 i think a lot of women 1.00
00:07:23.680 like him
00:07:24.280 not
00:07:25.320 not necessarily sexually
00:07:26.700 they just think
00:07:27.260 he's funny guy
00:07:28.480 if you're not
00:07:30.060 if you've never
00:07:30.580 i don't know
00:07:31.100 i've never met him 0.76
00:07:31.880 because i'm a loser 0.75
00:07:35.280 and i 0.91
00:07:35.800 but
00:07:36.620 i did sign up
00:07:38.180 for three months
00:07:38.840 of hustlers university
00:07:39.980 okay
00:07:40.640 and in those three months
00:07:42.740 i learned
00:07:44.180 nothing
00:07:45.040 i
00:07:46.860 basically all i learned
00:07:48.140 is that 0.99
00:07:48.500 holy shit 0.99
00:07:49.340 andrew tate 0.99
00:07:50.680 makes a lot of money 0.99
00:07:51.740 off dudes who are losers 0.99
00:07:53.860 and some of those dudes 0.99
00:07:55.580 actually like you
00:07:56.340 join the hustlers university
00:07:58.500 check it out
00:07:59.020 a lot of those dudes 0.87
00:08:00.000 are killing it
00:08:00.720 they are making like
00:08:02.340 30 40 50k a month 1.00
00:08:04.120 doing some stupid 1.00
00:08:05.100 random 1.00
00:08:05.500 thing
00:08:06.680 i mean i'm doing a 1.00
00:08:09.880 stupid this is a stupid 0.99
00:08:10.760 random thing 1.00
00:08:11.360 but it's also not
00:08:12.780 because this
00:08:14.720 mark my words
00:08:17.040 will be the biggest
00:08:19.500 podcast
00:08:20.080 in canada
00:08:22.620 of course
00:08:23.260 and then
00:08:23.800 in the world
00:08:26.000 this is going to be
00:08:26.680 the biggest podcast
00:08:27.460 in china
00:08:28.260 people are going to be
00:08:30.640 listening to this
00:08:31.400 at the factories
00:08:32.120 in jing jang
00:08:33.120 going
00:08:34.060 bankers
00:08:34.960 it's so funny
00:08:35.900 i drove to
00:08:36.720 listen to the
00:08:37.500 bankers show
00:08:38.460 while i sew
00:08:39.940 well i sew
00:08:42.140 the nike
00:08:43.180 shoe
00:08:43.700 and the nike
00:08:44.780 shoe
00:08:45.460 and the soap
00:08:47.080 now is that racist
00:08:49.500 to say
00:08:50.060 because i'm making
00:08:51.740 a chinese accent
00:08:52.760 and talking about
00:08:53.520 chinese people
00:08:54.420 doing
00:08:54.980 you know
00:08:56.160 underpaid
00:08:57.400 hard labor
00:08:58.820 yes
00:09:00.900 do i actually
00:09:03.000 think that
00:09:03.780 no
00:09:04.280 that
00:09:06.980 this is what
00:09:07.740 this is what's wrong
00:09:08.720 with our society
00:09:09.740 right now
00:09:10.240 is it's all about
00:09:11.060 you said that
00:09:13.220 yeah but it was a
00:09:14.300 joke
00:09:14.640 okay well
00:09:15.840 i'm gonna take it
00:09:18.180 like it wasn't
00:09:19.060 even though you're
00:09:19.740 the guy who said it
00:09:20.540 and you're telling me
00:09:21.180 it's a joke 0.99
00:09:21.680 i don't give a shit 0.98
00:09:23.040 it's 0.97
00:09:25.400 it's offensive
00:09:26.340 and honestly
00:09:27.460 i'm i don't even
00:09:28.840 think
00:09:29.160 i don't even think
00:09:31.720 people are that
00:09:32.400 offended anymore
00:09:33.180 on mass
00:09:33.940 on the internet
00:09:35.200 i feel like a lot
00:09:37.820 of the outrage
00:09:38.780 the quote unquote
00:09:39.940 left wing outrage
00:09:41.020 is is
00:09:41.700 just created by
00:09:43.800 the right at this
00:09:44.640 point
00:09:44.920 i think there was a
00:09:46.920 point where the
00:09:47.540 left was seriously
00:09:48.780 communicating a lot 0.98
00:09:53.000 of fucked up 0.99
00:09:53.820 points of view 0.98
00:09:55.640 and and with
00:09:56.720 you know
00:09:57.300 the
00:09:57.620 transgender kid
00:09:59.820 thing and
00:10:00.400 blm when they 0.98
00:10:01.580 were burning down
00:10:02.320 buildings and
00:10:03.040 they're peaceful
00:10:03.840 and blah blah blah
00:10:04.680 but all those
00:10:06.160 mistakes that they
00:10:07.220 made the right
00:10:08.740 is just like
00:10:09.940 even today
00:10:10.540 like you know
00:10:11.580 today how many
00:10:12.300 people go on
00:10:14.100 twitter and just
00:10:14.700 search peaceful
00:10:15.440 protest and how
00:10:16.900 many people are
00:10:17.420 tweeting about oh
00:10:18.260 that's just a
00:10:18.760 peaceful protest
00:10:19.420 bud like from
00:10:20.500 the right the
00:10:21.420 red pilled people
00:10:22.260 right and i'm not
00:10:22.980 saying that they're
00:10:23.560 wrong i'm just
00:10:24.800 saying you're beating
00:10:26.200 a dead horse
00:10:27.080 there's not that
00:10:29.860 many people who
00:10:30.860 actually will stand
00:10:31.920 up in a room and
00:10:32.620 go i stand for
00:10:34.120 uh you know the
00:10:36.780 transgender rights of
00:10:37.980 children there's not a
00:10:39.680 lot of people who
00:10:40.360 would actually say
00:10:41.280 that okay and the
00:10:43.680 people who do say 0.99
00:10:44.620 it people fucking 0.99
00:10:46.100 film them saying it 0.99
00:10:47.360 and then put it on
00:10:48.040 the internet you know
00:10:48.740 why because it's
00:10:50.240 insane that they
00:10:51.700 would support
00:10:53.540 giving you know
00:10:55.560 children drugs to
00:10:57.960 change their gender 0.91
00:10:59.020 and you're sitting
00:10:59.780 here going you
00:11:02.080 know that's just
00:11:03.720 happening everywhere
00:11:04.640 i don't think it
00:11:05.380 is
00:11:05.860 maybe like at most
00:11:10.040 in city centers
00:11:10.960 first of all okay
00:11:13.100 there's way more
00:11:14.280 jews than
00:11:15.960 transgender people 0.83
00:11:16.980 and jews only exist 1.00
00:11:20.760 in city centers
00:11:21.660 you have to remember
00:11:23.980 this jews do not 1.00
00:11:25.000 exist outside of
00:11:26.640 the city center
00:11:28.300 like here in
00:11:30.580 ontario
00:11:31.140 toronto
00:11:32.400 ottawa
00:11:33.640 and that's
00:11:35.380 pretty much it
00:11:36.520 there's probably a
00:11:37.880 couple jews in
00:11:38.780 windsor
00:11:39.320 there's more
00:11:41.400 there's jews
00:11:42.640 a couple jews in
00:11:43.800 london
00:11:43.980 kitchener
00:11:46.180 waterloo
00:11:46.780 cambridge
00:11:47.360 there's some
00:11:47.760 jews
00:11:48.200 hamilton
00:11:48.660 but the overwhelming
00:11:50.760 majority of jews
00:11:52.120 live in toronto
00:11:53.040 as well as
00:11:54.960 the overwhelming
00:11:55.800 number of
00:11:56.480 transgender people
00:11:57.500 so
00:11:59.200 you see what i'm
00:12:01.580 saying
00:12:01.960 the more jews 0.99
00:12:03.680 you have
00:12:04.240 slowly the
00:12:06.440 transgender numbers
00:12:07.340 will creep up
00:12:07.960 now am i saying
00:12:09.200 that the jews are 0.98
00:12:09.880 responsible for the
00:12:11.120 transgender numbers
00:12:12.100 creeping up
00:12:12.800 yes and no
00:12:14.840 yes because
00:12:18.060 they are the
00:12:20.280 doctors
00:12:20.800 who are
00:12:22.700 prescribing
00:12:23.380 the puberty
00:12:25.980 i don't know if
00:12:26.540 that's true i don't
00:12:27.240 know i don't know if
00:12:28.040 that's true at all
00:12:28.660 obviously i'm joking
00:12:29.460 but i'm also not
00:12:31.680 it is it is a fact
00:12:32.800 that the more jews 0.99
00:12:33.740 in the city center
00:12:34.520 look in new york
00:12:35.760 new york probably
00:12:36.620 has highest per
00:12:38.600 capita jews and
00:12:39.480 highest per capita
00:12:40.160 trans
00:12:40.820 trans people and
00:12:46.580 jews like cities
00:12:47.900 and that is just a
00:12:49.800 coincidence
00:12:50.220 okay
00:12:52.440 but i'm just saying
00:12:54.260 that even if you
00:12:54.880 walk around toronto
00:12:56.260 or you walk around
00:12:57.040 new york
00:12:58.180 or london or any 0.99
00:13:00.280 fucking big city 0.99
00:13:01.220 how many 1.00
00:13:02.300 trans
00:13:03.100 you're worried about
00:13:05.100 transgender people
00:13:06.140 seriously you see
00:13:08.800 like one every four
00:13:09.800 days maybe that's
00:13:12.060 if you're lucky
00:13:12.680 and i mean lucky as
00:13:15.740 in you got to see
00:13:16.560 one like
00:13:17.960 come on
00:13:20.580 it's like living in
00:13:23.480 the suburbs and you
00:13:24.280 see a deer every once
00:13:25.380 in a while or 1.00
00:13:25.900 fucking or you see a 1.00
00:13:27.060 rabbit 1.00
00:13:27.380 right you're like 1.00
00:13:28.720 holy shit there's a 1.00
00:13:29.500 transgender person 1.00
00:13:30.340 there's a transgender
00:13:31.760 person in my spin
00:13:32.580 class amazing
00:13:33.580 they look happy
00:13:35.760 every time i see a
00:13:37.280 transgender person
00:13:37.960 they look happy
00:13:39.380 they look happier
00:13:40.460 that okay that's not
00:13:41.860 true
00:13:42.120 that's not fully
00:13:44.920 true
00:13:45.220 there is a
00:13:46.760 transgender person
00:13:47.600 in
00:13:48.080 uh
00:13:49.460 this is one of the
00:13:51.000 neighbors in this
00:13:51.640 building
00:13:51.980 and they
00:13:53.420 never look happy
00:13:54.600 and they have a
00:13:55.480 dog that
00:13:56.860 is vicious
00:13:58.440 but for the most
00:14:01.120 part when you're
00:14:01.720 out and about
00:14:02.460 not when they're
00:14:03.680 home i guess when
00:14:04.620 if they're home
00:14:05.820 they're a little
00:14:07.840 sad
00:14:08.400 like us all
00:14:10.140 is that any
00:14:11.360 different from
00:14:11.880 anybody else if
00:14:12.640 you're a single
00:14:13.200 transgender person
00:14:14.200 and you're out all 0.77
00:14:16.140 day and you
00:14:16.720 you got you're
00:14:17.800 going to spin
00:14:18.380 classes you're
00:14:19.080 smiling
00:14:19.580 right you're
00:14:21.440 going you're
00:14:21.940 eating organic
00:14:23.600 kale i don't 0.93
00:14:26.600 know what
00:14:26.920 transgender people
00:14:27.660 i don't know 0.98
00:14:28.060 what the diet
00:14:28.640 is
00:14:29.140 culturally but
00:14:32.080 i'm assuming it
00:14:33.040 is insects
00:14:34.900 and tree bark
00:14:38.740 no whatever it
00:14:41.160 is
00:14:41.620 vegan healthy
00:14:44.260 it's healthy
00:14:45.380 not a lot of
00:14:47.080 i mean there's
00:14:47.580 some fat trans 0.97
00:14:48.440 but most trans
00:14:49.380 people are
00:14:50.700 honestly they're
00:14:51.420 pretty fit
00:14:52.100 either going
00:14:54.500 both ways
00:14:55.500 am i wrong
00:14:57.620 they're in
00:14:58.320 better shape than
00:14:58.980 the straight
00:14:59.480 cis the cis 0.78
00:15:02.520 cis cis
00:15:04.340 people it
00:15:05.240 sounds like a
00:15:05.800 cyst like a
00:15:07.640 cyst like i
00:15:09.560 go to my
00:15:10.140 shows and i
00:15:10.740 said you know
00:15:11.280 we're at
00:15:12.040 rec room in
00:15:13.240 barry doing a
00:15:14.160 show and you
00:15:16.700 see some of
00:15:17.220 these people
00:15:17.780 these couples
00:15:18.540 the guy's
00:15:20.240 morbidly obese
00:15:21.100 she's morbidly 0.99
00:15:22.040 obese but hey
00:15:23.300 at least they're 0.68
00:15:23.780 not trans right 1.00
00:15:24.680 i mean what
00:15:25.560 oh well trans 1.00
00:15:27.460 people they're
00:15:27.780 trying to they're
00:15:28.620 trying to lower 0.77
00:15:29.100 the population
00:15:29.880 well maybe they
00:15:30.980 should maybe we
00:15:32.900 should be lowering
00:15:33.660 the population
00:15:34.300 have you looked
00:15:34.860 around lately
00:15:35.660 have you been to
00:15:36.600 niagara falls and
00:15:37.620 walked around
00:15:38.360 that's like all the
00:15:40.300 people who are you
00:15:41.100 know the anti-vax
00:15:42.300 anti-everything
00:15:43.700 and i get it and i
00:15:44.920 agree with a lot of
00:15:45.720 it if not all
00:15:48.440 of it however
00:15:49.960 go walk around
00:15:52.540 niagara falls for 0.83
00:15:53.700 a day and
00:15:54.900 you'll realize
00:15:56.160 after walking
00:15:56.840 around niagara
00:15:57.360 falls that
00:15:58.600 these people need
00:16:01.600 to be forced
00:16:02.320 vaccinated
00:16:03.020 irregardless of
00:16:05.540 the disease
00:16:06.280 they need to
00:16:07.700 be tested
00:16:09.680 upon now if
00:16:10.820 you don't want
00:16:11.360 to be tested
00:16:11.860 upon i don't
00:16:12.640 think you should
00:16:13.080 have to be
00:16:13.620 tested upon
00:16:14.160 which is it
00:16:15.500 was kind
00:16:15.900 of proven
00:16:16.360 to be true
00:16:17.080 i mean everybody
00:16:18.060 said it was
00:16:18.440 forced it was
00:16:19.060 forced but if
00:16:19.960 you didn't get
00:16:20.500 it and you
00:16:21.140 waited long
00:16:21.680 enough it
00:16:22.300 wasn't forced
00:16:22.920 because now
00:16:23.280 you can do
00:16:23.620 whatever the 1.00
00:16:23.980 fuck you 1.00
00:16:24.260 want am i 1.00
00:16:24.980 wrong right
00:16:27.420 and i yes
00:16:28.760 that is in
00:16:29.300 part to
00:16:29.800 probably
00:16:30.440 potentially
00:16:31.400 the freedom
00:16:32.800 convoy and
00:16:33.680 other protests
00:16:34.600 and you know
00:16:35.800 the online
00:16:36.540 pushback and
00:16:38.060 of course the
00:16:40.080 money raised for
00:16:40.880 the convoy all
00:16:42.080 that stuff plays
00:16:42.940 into getting
00:16:44.440 that those
00:16:45.000 freedoms back
00:16:45.660 but we got
00:16:46.200 them back
00:16:46.680 for the most
00:16:47.620 part i know
00:16:48.460 it's all 0.98
00:16:48.840 fucked i know 1.00
00:16:49.400 you guys are 1.00
00:16:49.820 mad at me for
00:16:50.320 saying that but
00:16:50.880 i'm just 0.97
00:16:51.320 fucking trying to 0.99
00:16:52.340 play devil's 1.00
00:16:53.040 advocate here
00:16:53.900 you don't want
00:16:55.040 me to be the
00:16:56.480 comedian influencer
00:16:57.740 who's just
00:16:58.440 raw raw yeah 1.00
00:16:59.700 fuck you know 1.00
00:17:00.460 the people are 1.00
00:17:00.940 like fucking 1.00
00:17:01.540 trudeau fucking 1.00
00:17:02.400 jagmeet buddy 1.00
00:17:03.260 fucking it's 1.00
00:17:03.920 like dude is 1.00
00:17:05.120 your life so
00:17:05.980 good that all
00:17:07.640 you're worried
00:17:08.220 about is jagmeet
00:17:09.500 like you know
00:17:11.420 how good your
00:17:12.280 life has to
00:17:13.040 be for your
00:17:14.640 only concern
00:17:15.640 on a daily
00:17:16.460 basis to be
00:17:17.920 what the prime
00:17:18.840 minister or
00:17:21.380 the president 1.00
00:17:22.080 or the fucking 1.00
00:17:23.560 health minister 1.00
00:17:24.540 is saying
00:17:26.440 like i get
00:17:28.540 when we were
00:17:29.000 locked in and
00:17:29.700 they were like
00:17:30.060 it's another 12
00:17:30.800 months we're like 0.99
00:17:31.300 what the fuck i 0.85
00:17:32.000 get it we were 0.99
00:17:32.580 watching tv the
00:17:34.300 the numbers were
00:17:35.320 good for cnn at
00:17:36.600 that time at the
00:17:37.500 beginning of 2020
00:17:38.320 and all the
00:17:41.580 news outlets
00:17:42.660 right but
00:17:44.260 i'm just saying
00:17:48.740 that all the
00:17:51.420 anti-vax people
00:17:53.520 are like just
00:18:01.640 move on you
00:18:02.800 didn't get it
00:18:03.360 that doesn't have
00:18:04.020 to be your
00:18:04.440 identity that you
00:18:05.820 didn't get it
00:18:06.620 you know
00:18:08.060 it doesn't have
00:18:12.040 to be your
00:18:12.440 identity
00:18:12.880 you can go
00:18:16.400 back to
00:18:17.280 being you
00:18:19.180 know like it's
00:18:20.060 also this identity
00:18:21.280 thing now this
00:18:22.180 identity crisis
00:18:23.180 because we're
00:18:23.640 having we're in
00:18:24.660 the middle of a
00:18:25.580 mental health
00:18:26.880 crisis a global
00:18:28.900 mental health
00:18:30.220 crisis i was
00:18:30.940 driving with my
00:18:31.800 friend armin
00:18:32.440 who is is the
00:18:35.680 co-host of the
00:18:36.500 show he is not
00:18:37.320 here and uh he
00:18:40.520 may never return
00:18:41.380 we traded him uh
00:18:45.880 to russia in for
00:18:49.800 britney grainy
00:18:53.060 no he's in he's in
00:18:55.880 palestine no but i
00:18:58.180 was driving with him
00:18:59.060 and on the radio
00:19:01.280 there was just we
00:19:02.100 were both kind of
00:19:02.700 just sad and then
00:19:04.960 the radio came on
00:19:05.920 and goes we are in
00:19:08.400 the midst of a global
00:19:09.780 mental health crisis
00:19:11.200 and we both laughed
00:19:15.200 very hard because it's
00:19:18.100 so true now when they
00:19:22.080 said that there was a
00:19:22.940 world pandemic people
00:19:23.920 were like that's this is 1.00
00:19:25.020 bullshit what you know 1.00
00:19:26.160 the cold i'm gonna get 1.00
00:19:28.160 a cold fuck you but 1.00
00:19:29.900 now they're like we 1.00
00:19:30.540 have a global mental
00:19:31.280 health crisis literally
00:19:32.360 almost everybody is
00:19:33.580 mentally insane now 0.92
00:19:35.700 and i i believe it
00:19:41.720 are the people are the
00:19:42.820 anti whatever people
00:19:44.880 going there's no mental
00:19:45.900 health crisis if your
00:19:47.680 instagram profile reads
00:19:52.080 you know as a if you're
00:19:53.540 a guy like proud father
00:19:55.700 father first then i'm a
00:19:57.560 patriot for my country
00:19:58.820 and then i believe in
00:20:00.000 jesus and then i believe 0.97
00:20:01.320 in fucking i freedom and 0.98
00:20:02.800 the freedom to not get 1.00
00:20:03.840 the fucking vaccine it's 1.00
00:20:04.980 like dude what you're 1.00
00:20:07.120 saying to the world is 0.93
00:20:08.180 i'm a psychopath i am 0.93
00:20:10.500 obsessed with this
00:20:12.380 cultural phenomenon is
00:20:14.280 going on right now i
00:20:15.480 have no actual depth to
00:20:18.040 me i don't actually think
00:20:19.820 about any issue i just
00:20:20.900 go new issue transgender 0.98
00:20:22.680 kids delete can't have 0.67
00:20:25.560 that can't nobody just 0.99
00:20:27.620 like who gives a shit 0.99
00:20:28.760 really if you're so you 0.97
00:20:31.500 realize that if you're
00:20:32.480 one of those dads that
00:20:33.920 is i'm a patriot and i 1.00
00:20:35.520 die for my fucking 0.99
00:20:36.880 country and i love my 1.00
00:20:37.840 kids and jesus and blah
00:20:39.080 blah blah and you know i 1.00
00:20:40.360 fuck i was at the convoy 1.00
00:20:41.780 2021 and like if you're 1.00
00:20:44.440 if that's you your kid is 0.93
00:20:46.780 going to be transgender 0.93
00:20:48.120 okay your kid's gonna look 0.99
00:20:50.800 at you and go oh my god
00:20:52.660 freedom con dad's a freedom
00:20:54.860 guy this oh all he wants
00:20:57.240 he thinks there's two
00:20:58.240 genders you know what i'm 0.98
00:20:59.060 gonna do i'm gonna piss him 0.99
00:21:00.300 off and i'm gonna cut my 1.00
00:21:02.300 dick off okay so if you 1.00
00:21:05.500 don't want your kids to be 0.99
00:21:07.820 trans you should probably 1.00
00:21:10.200 tell them to be trans 1.00
00:21:12.900 am i wrong like you should
00:21:17.220 probably like you want to
00:21:18.140 like bully him out of it by
00:21:19.980 just being like hey maybe 0.97
00:21:20.920 you're trans what do you 0.97
00:21:21.740 think maybe that'll help
00:21:24.220 and if you do want them to
00:21:26.400 be trans 1.00
00:21:27.000 have a have a fuck trudeau flag 1.00
00:21:31.520 on your ford f-150 and i can 1.00
00:21:34.260 guarantee you
00:21:35.260 that your kids will probably be 0.98
00:21:38.080 gay or trans 0.99
00:21:38.960 or at least a little because 0.99
00:21:41.600 they're just gonna be like
00:21:42.420 dad's so annoying it's like
00:21:44.340 thinks he's just this 0.99
00:21:45.820 fucking big strong freedom 0.99
00:21:47.980 convoy it's like hello 1.00
00:21:49.680 you drive a truck for costco
00:21:53.820 like come on like i want to
00:21:55.680 move to toronto and go to
00:21:57.180 formerly ryerson university now
00:21:59.660 metrosexual university of film 0.99
00:22:01.720 and study gay porn because my dad 0.99
00:22:05.940 was the freedom guy 1.00
00:22:07.120 stop taking yourself so 0.96
00:22:11.720 fucking seriously in 2023 guys 0.97
00:22:14.400 your profile bio explaining 0.98
00:22:18.400 your your worldview is not
00:22:21.920 going to save anybody or
00:22:25.560 anything or the world or maybe
00:22:28.560 at most at most it's gonna help
00:22:30.520 you get laid by some other 1.00
00:22:32.740 mentally ill person whose profile 0.99
00:22:35.680 matches your profile
00:22:36.860 you know proud dog mom three 1.00
00:22:40.940 children not with the husband 1.00
00:22:42.880 fucking never getting the jab 0.99
00:22:47.260 come on i love you people for 0.98
00:22:50.860 supporting me and look i love
00:22:52.360 making fun of theresa tan because 0.96
00:22:53.800 it's fucking hilarious and the 0.97
00:22:55.780 whole the whole pandemic was 0.99
00:22:57.460 fucked it made everybody mentally 0.99
00:23:01.780 ill okay but just work on it if 1.00
00:23:07.820 you're a morbidly obese and
00:23:09.360 you're saying you're a freedom 0.99
00:23:10.220 convoy like okay no then there's a
00:23:13.060 lot of hot people there's a lot of
00:23:14.280 fit people who are on the right and
00:23:17.440 they're fit and i get it it's still
00:23:23.260 it's like there's like something
00:23:24.440 missing there's an identity crisis
00:23:27.340 there's this confrontational way of
00:23:33.240 living life that we're kind of all
00:23:35.500 doing now because of social media
00:23:38.100 because people when they go home on
00:23:40.320 their spare time 10 20 20 years ago
00:23:44.920 they came home they watched the news
00:23:47.580 they bitched about it a little bit to
00:23:49.520 their wife or their partner or their
00:23:51.200 friend or their friends or they called
00:23:53.340 their friends on a phone maybe 30
00:23:57.220 years ago maybe 20 years ago they
00:23:59.100 were still texting i don't know how
00:24:01.160 far we are to the future at this 0.97
00:24:02.500 fucking point but my point is they 0.98
00:24:05.880 didn't go home and doom scroll as they 0.99
00:24:07.960 call it they didn't go and scroll their
00:24:10.300 phone for six hours trying to you know 0.98
00:24:15.480 looking at videos of whatever fucked up 1.00
00:24:19.340 shit you're thinking about because 1.00
00:24:21.580 that's what the phone's gonna show you 1.00
00:24:23.220 it's like oh you're fucking you're 0.99
00:24:24.780 worried about that that's what we're 1.00
00:24:26.440 gonna show you all day long you're
00:24:28.180 never gonna be able to get off your 1.00
00:24:29.300 goddamn phone you're never gonna be 0.99
00:24:30.440 productive we're just gonna validate 1.00
00:24:33.360 you and validate your bullshit way of 1.00
00:24:36.380 thinking whatever it is whether it's 1.00
00:24:39.220 you're on the left or you're on the
00:24:41.580 right i'm just saying all of our 0.80
00:24:42.940 my way of thinking is not bullshit my
00:24:45.880 way is the right way no it's that's 0.64
00:24:47.380 what i'm trying to get you to realize 0.96
00:24:48.720 guys you want me to fucking prophesize 0.97
00:24:52.340 to you people want me to tell them 0.99
00:24:54.300 what they want to hear that's not what 0.99
00:24:55.720 you fucking need to hear 0.94
00:24:57.200 you can't go around in 2023 on either 1.00
00:25:04.060 side
00:25:04.860 you have to you can't go around 2023
00:25:09.560 wearing a mask okay but you also can't 1.00
00:25:14.720 go around 2023 with a with a fuck 1.00
00:25:18.360 trudeau with with 40 fuck fuck trudeau 1.00
00:25:21.460 flags hanging off of your fucking 1.00
00:25:24.780 ford f-150 1.00
00:25:25.780 being like fuck like it's done 1.00
00:25:30.740 trudeau's fucking rich i'm not rich yeah 1.00
00:25:36.120 you know why you're not rich because 1.00
00:25:37.560 you spend all your fucking money on a 1.00
00:25:39.040 ford f-150 that probably cost you like 1.00
00:25:41.600 eleven hundred dollars nine hundred
00:25:44.140 dollars or whatever it is a month in a
00:25:45.940 lease or or a finance and then on top 1.00
00:25:49.440 of that you bought all these stupid 1.00
00:25:50.600 fucking freedom convoy flags you spent 1.00
00:25:52.880 all your money driving around the 1.00
00:25:54.180 goddamn country going to bridges you see 0.99
00:25:56.360 these people on the weekends they're 1.00
00:25:58.200 still going to bridges there's people 1.00
00:26:01.400 on bridges with fuck trudeau and and 0.99
00:26:04.100 and and canadian flags and they're 0.99
00:26:05.980 waving them please beep for us dude what
00:26:09.980 do you do what are you protesting
00:26:11.160 against oh well do you know about
00:26:13.400 klaus schwab and the yes yes we're
00:26:16.340 living in a dictatorship yes we're
00:26:18.160 living in a communist country yes okay
00:26:20.800 that's not what you yes yes they want 0.93
00:26:24.760 more kids to be transgender yes they 0.98
00:26:27.400 want more people to be gay why why not 0.99
00:26:30.660 it financially it makes sense
00:26:33.980 fiscally it makes sense to have more 0.95
00:26:38.240 gays and transgenders to have less look 1.00
00:26:43.020 you're telling me that somebody who 0.98
00:26:46.980 became transgender in the year 2022 or
00:26:51.620 2021 you're telling me that that person
00:26:54.040 if they hadn't been become transgender 1.00
00:26:58.480 that they would have just been like a 0.97
00:27:01.460 freedom convoy dude or or or a jock or
00:27:05.580 or whatever version of masculinity or on
00:27:09.880 if it's the other way version she was
00:27:12.040 going to be a model she was going to be
00:27:13.680 a dancer but then she became trans and
00:27:16.180 now she does uh she does pipe metal 0.79
00:27:18.760 fitting and that's an issue I mean
00:27:20.980 they weren't going to do anything really
00:27:25.280 crazy different if they hadn't
00:27:27.920 transitioned let's be honest they just 1.00
00:27:30.780 and yes okay there's people who
00:27:32.700 transition and then five five you know
00:27:34.660 five years later they're like I wish I
00:27:36.220 hadn't and then they go on Fox News
00:27:39.000 they go on Rebel News and they sit there
00:27:43.160 in the interview going yeah I just I
00:27:44.860 don't know what I was thinking like I
00:27:46.360 just cut it right off I don't know what
00:27:48.180 the hell am I doing yeah I mean it's
00:27:52.420 crazy like it's an it's not crazy it's a
00:27:55.360 drastic 0.99
00:27:55.980 it's a drastic fucking choice but look 0.98
00:28:03.340 it's a choice people want everything's 0.99
00:28:05.720 a choice I want the choice well you
00:28:07.300 can choose to be transgender my
00:28:09.200 children don't choose to learn about
00:28:10.540 transgenderism because they're in 1.00
00:28:12.280 school and the teacher talks about it
00:28:14.320 again if your kid becomes trans that's 0.99
00:28:17.840 on like it was the teacher's fault I
00:28:23.420 don't know because it's not it's not
00:28:26.640 like 95 if 95 percent of the kids were
00:28:29.360 like I'm trans and a lot I know there's
00:28:31.280 a lot of trans stuff there's a lot of
00:28:32.860 gay there's a lot more kids that are 1.00
00:28:35.900 gay and stuff and all this shit maybe it 1.00
00:28:38.880 is true maybe they're all becoming 1.00
00:28:40.120 trans
00:28:40.480 but is this seriously what you want to
00:28:45.020 worry about
00:28:45.780 on your deathbed you're going please I
00:28:50.160 just I just hope there's less trans 1.00
00:28:53.280 kids out there after I know gives a 1.00
00:28:56.360 shit 1.00
00:28:56.660 you got a trans your kids trans fucking 1.00
00:28:59.780 love your trans kid who gives a shit 1.00
00:29:01.600 though that five years maybe maybe tell 1.00
00:29:06.020 them hey look keep the dick you know 1.00
00:29:09.500 don't get fake tits we'll do we'll get 1.00
00:29:12.420 some prostatic thing and try it out for 0.99
00:29:17.500 five years see how you feel you'll still 1.00
00:29:19.680 have a penis you can go back how about 1.00
00:29:21.860 that make make a make a sacrifice on 1.00
00:29:25.160 your end and and then see if they'll
00:29:27.880 meet you in the middle look you can be 1.00
00:29:30.200 trans let's just keep the dick and see 1.00
00:29:33.400 how we like it for five years and if you 0.99
00:29:35.060 and after five years if you like it you
00:29:38.300 cut it off
00:29:39.200 isn't that what
00:29:42.440 jesus would want
00:29:46.640 jesus would never 0.99
00:29:48.980 jesus if you fucking if you met jesus who 0.99
00:29:52.600 was probably like a five foot four 1.00
00:29:55.060 arab looking jew who didn't speak english 1.00
00:29:59.240 who was just like 1.00
00:29:59.940 okay in a fucking robe in the desert 0.99
00:30:06.080 if you met him and you said in arabic or 1.00
00:30:11.020 whatever fucking hebrew or whatever he 0.99
00:30:13.060 spoke 1.00
00:30:13.480 you go shalom shalom jesus um this is
00:30:21.560 uh a message from the future
00:30:24.620 transgender people what do you think
00:30:28.160 people going from one gender the other 0.98
00:30:30.480 you really think jesus would have been
00:30:33.440 pissed like he would have got upset no
00:30:34.940 he would have been like
00:30:35.500 i don't know he wouldn't have even he
00:30:38.420 wouldn't have even known what to
00:30:39.780 think or say and people want to be like
00:30:44.200 jesus not right it's not right to be
00:30:47.440 transgender people that day
00:30:49.120 bro 0.98
00:30:51.760 stay in your lane in 2023 if you're not
00:30:58.080 trans
00:30:58.620 and your kids aren't trans
00:31:01.120 and their kids aren't trans
00:31:03.580 and your friends kids aren't trans 1.00
00:31:06.360 just shut the fuck i mean just shut the 1.00
00:31:08.660 fuck up 1.00
00:31:09.320 like i get it if your kids are trans 1.00
00:31:12.260 you're pissed 0.93
00:31:12.780 you're upset you're mad you're
00:31:14.480 you know
00:31:15.360 my parents were mad at me when i was 0.99
00:31:20.180 a kid you know why because i fucking 1.00
00:31:21.800 i was buying too many pokemon cards 0.96
00:31:23.760 i wasn't trans but i was i like
00:31:26.360 pokemon a lot
00:31:27.220 that's what we used to do as kids we 0.98
00:31:30.160 didn't cut their dicks our dicks off 1.00
00:31:31.900 we played yugioh and we played pokemon 0.99
00:31:37.680 and we played crazy bones and that pissed
00:31:40.680 our parents off they're like what is all 0.99
00:31:42.260 this goddamn pokemon crazy bones you got 1.00
00:31:45.860 the chinese pokemon shitting on a tv 1.00
00:31:49.140 japanese i don't give a shit 1.00
00:31:51.180 little tiny little dog looking thing 1.00
00:31:55.220 saying pikachu and shit like that 1.00
00:31:57.360 what in the hell kind of gay ass shit is 1.00
00:32:00.780 that 1.00
00:32:01.100 my parents everybody's parents thought
00:32:04.880 they were gay because we played 0.99
00:32:05.980 pokemon for fuck's sake 1.00
00:32:07.400 fuck if you're trans in grade five for 1.00
00:32:10.820 a couple you let them be trans 1.00
00:32:12.260 for a couple years jesus christ i thought
00:32:15.140 i was black for two years
00:32:16.660 literally from grade seven to like nine
00:32:20.080 i just like thought i was black i was
00:32:21.620 i would be like yo what up doggy yo
00:32:23.680 like i taught like that yo i had like 1.00
00:32:26.260 the fucking fat farm hoodie dog tags 0.99
00:32:30.740 birdman lugs which was like those were 1.00
00:32:34.940 like the birdman version of timberland 0.98
00:32:37.180 boots furry fucking academics jeans like i 1.00
00:32:42.360 thought i was fucking black dude i would i 1.00
00:32:44.560 literally i i bought a spinning rim 0.99
00:32:46.740 necklace in grade eight did that mean
00:32:50.740 that i was gonna be like that forever i
00:32:54.980 mean my dad was worried about it i wanted
00:32:56.820 to get my ears pierced he's like please do
00:32:58.940 not get your ears pierced you're going to
00:33:00.640 what kind of girls do you want to attract 1.00
00:33:04.120 you're attracting the wrong type of girls 1.00
00:33:05.920 so he talked me out of it and i was happy
00:33:11.680 about it what is this whole like let oh you
00:33:15.220 want to be trans for a couple years but you 1.00
00:33:16.740 don't want oh my parents should not be 1.00
00:33:19.100 allowed to talk me out they're your fucking 1.00
00:33:20.820 parents you don't have to listen to them i 1.00
00:33:23.820 could i could have not listened to my dad and
00:33:26.080 kept wearing fat farms for the rest of my 0.99
00:33:27.880 goddamn life but i didn't 0.99
00:33:30.840 you know why because 0.99
00:33:36.320 i realized that i was happy to be white
00:33:40.960 is that a crime is that a crime
00:33:46.240 obviously i wasn't i was 0.52
00:33:53.020 every white kid wants to be black 1.00
00:33:56.100 every black kid 0.99
00:33:57.900 not sure that they want to be white maybe 0.99
00:34:00.500 they do
00:34:01.020 i mean there are some
00:34:02.500 neil degrasse tyson
00:34:04.400 hello
00:34:07.800 obamer
00:34:11.060 so that's that's those are some of my
00:34:18.160 thoughts
00:34:18.560 i hope they were concise enough
00:34:21.020 and they were interesting enough 0.97
00:34:23.180 kind of forget half the shit i said about 0.97
00:34:27.180 i was talking about 0.98
00:34:29.080 people are upset and the
00:34:33.240 the bios on instagram
00:34:35.780 oh
00:34:38.400 and i have a lot of fans you know
00:34:41.840 they want they want to support me they
00:34:44.020 want to support me they want to buy t-shirts
00:34:45.640 here's a hundred dollars worth of t-shirts
00:34:47.180 don't do a hundred dollars worth of t-shirts
00:34:48.880 buy one t-shirt
00:34:50.100 and go on patreon and go to patreon.com
00:34:53.540 slash ben bankus
00:34:54.580 okay
00:34:55.600 so
00:34:56.660 the new schedule
00:34:58.080 for the new year for the podcast
00:35:00.020 is
00:35:01.540 monday mornings
00:35:02.960 for the free version of the podcast
00:35:05.320 friday mornings
00:35:07.160 for the patreon bonus
00:35:09.220 version
00:35:10.120 okay
00:35:10.960 we need the support
00:35:14.120 uh
00:35:14.960 people 1.00
00:35:15.640 people comment on my shit going 1.00
00:35:17.400 oh this guy's 0.99
00:35:17.940 not very
00:35:19.080 conservative of you
00:35:20.740 to be begging for donations
00:35:22.520 it's like
00:35:23.700 wait a second
00:35:24.420 i started my own business
00:35:25.800 i'm not begging for donations 0.99
00:35:28.840 if you fucking listen to this podcast 0.99
00:35:30.280 you go 1.00
00:35:30.600 this is trash 0.99
00:35:31.300 i don't want to hear this guy's point of view 1.00
00:35:33.060 i don't give a shit 0.98
00:35:33.940 he's not funny 1.00
00:35:35.320 he's a loser 1.00
00:35:36.220 then 1.00
00:35:37.340 don't
00:35:38.180 pay
00:35:38.580 for the podcast
00:35:40.020 this is free
00:35:40.840 for you guys to listen to
00:35:42.440 the other one's not
00:35:43.420 you pay for the
00:35:44.540 paid one
00:35:45.420 because you like the free one
00:35:47.660 and you want more 1.00
00:35:48.640 and you want to hear shit 1.00
00:35:50.420 that nobody else is hearing 1.00
00:35:51.420 you know
00:35:53.660 i'm thinking to do more solo pods
00:35:56.500 so let me know in the comments
00:35:58.820 what you think of that
00:35:59.700 um
00:36:00.840 maybe have
00:36:01.900 somebody on the other end of the camera
00:36:03.920 at least
00:36:04.360 or
00:36:05.160 or some form of
00:36:06.080 producing
00:36:07.000 and then
00:36:09.960 you know
00:36:10.260 have armin come on
00:36:11.220 for the patreons
00:36:12.160 and other pods 0.61
00:36:12.800 but
00:36:12.980 i like just doing this sometimes
00:36:15.540 just getting into it
00:36:16.980 but i know
00:36:18.100 you know
00:36:18.500 then 1.00
00:36:18.820 then shit happens 0.99
00:36:19.620 like there's a new 0.99
00:36:20.360 covid variant now
00:36:21.460 and
00:36:22.520 when that happens
00:36:23.640 people
00:36:24.240 get
00:36:26.000 crazy again
00:36:28.180 okay
00:36:29.140 why would they even tell us
00:36:31.520 there's a new variant
00:36:32.320 like we don't
00:36:33.780 need to know
00:36:35.020 you know
00:36:37.300 they put out
00:36:37.760 theresa tam
00:36:38.580 put out a statement
00:36:39.340 that she's preparing
00:36:40.200 for the next 0.99
00:36:41.060 whatever the fuck 0.99
00:36:42.620 it's like 0.99
00:36:42.960 i don't know
00:36:44.680 it's either that
00:36:45.540 we're just
00:36:45.980 this is just
00:36:46.780 this is an overpopulation problem
00:36:49.000 this is if it's not a conspiracy
00:36:50.620 okay
00:36:51.080 we have an overpopulation problem
00:36:53.380 which in canada
00:36:54.180 we don't understand
00:36:55.300 unless you live in toronto
00:36:56.420 but even then
00:36:57.340 toronto is small
00:36:58.720 compared to
00:36:59.460 the majority of large
00:37:02.420 cities
00:37:03.260 in this
00:37:04.020 planet
00:37:05.080 many of them
00:37:06.800 in china
00:37:07.440 many of them
00:37:08.540 in south america 1.00
00:37:09.640 and fucking india 1.00
00:37:10.700 these places 0.99
00:37:11.900 are overcrowded
00:37:13.620 the conditions
00:37:15.880 are bad
00:37:16.980 people are
00:37:17.760 live
00:37:18.020 if you live
00:37:18.900 in mexico city
00:37:20.060 you're living
00:37:21.500 you know
00:37:22.440 unless you're rich 1.00
00:37:23.320 it's shit 1.00
00:37:24.860 i mean 1.00
00:37:26.180 maybe it's less shit 0.99
00:37:27.120 than toronto 0.99
00:37:27.660 because right now 0.99
00:37:28.580 you can't get a fucking 1.00
00:37:29.380 bachelor apartment 1.00
00:37:30.200 for less than sixteen hundred dollars
00:37:31.820 and you gotta 0.99
00:37:32.260 fucking give them 0.99
00:37:33.860 you know 1.00
00:37:35.000 both arms
00:37:35.760 and your firstborn
00:37:36.660 and you know 1.00
00:37:37.560 every fucking receipt 0.99
00:37:38.960 that you've ever 1.00
00:37:39.520 collected
00:37:40.740 every paste
00:37:42.300 you know
00:37:42.720 i get
00:37:43.000 oh we want
00:37:43.540 credit check on this
00:37:44.680 and then it's never enough 1.00
00:37:45.540 fuck them 1.00
00:37:46.320 fuck toronto 1.00
00:37:47.840 so maybe it is better 1.00
00:37:48.700 to live in mexico
00:37:49.340 if you're poor
00:37:49.880 but the problem is
00:37:51.400 that there's just so many 1.00
00:37:52.200 fucking poor people 1.00
00:37:53.060 and they don't shower 1.00
00:37:54.740 in india 0.99
00:37:56.020 and they're shitting in the streets 0.99
00:37:57.300 and i'm not trying to 0.99
00:37:58.060 oh that's racist 0.99
00:37:58.760 it's fucking true 0.99
00:37:59.760 these places 0.99
00:38:01.740 the drinking water
00:38:02.800 isn't safe
00:38:03.560 in a lot of them
00:38:04.260 uh
00:38:05.220 people 0.95
00:38:06.240 diarrhea
00:38:06.920 have you been to mexico
00:38:08.420 diarrhea
00:38:09.420 india
00:38:10.480 diarrhea
00:38:11.120 what's the highest
00:38:12.080 i'm pretty sure
00:38:12.800 the highest cause of death
00:38:13.900 in india 1.00
00:38:14.340 is fucking diarrhea 1.00
00:38:15.360 dysentery 1.00
00:38:16.640 whatever
00:38:17.100 right
00:38:18.520 china
00:38:20.740 cause of death
00:38:22.900 biggest cause of death
00:38:23.840 is
00:38:24.080 i don't know
00:38:25.680 suicide
00:38:26.140 probably
00:38:26.740 but my point is
00:38:32.120 there are too many
00:38:35.000 people on earth
00:38:35.780 i wish i was born
00:38:39.820 10
00:38:40.140 10 or 20 years
00:38:42.040 before i was born
00:38:43.000 when there was less
00:38:44.500 people on earth
00:38:45.180 when
00:38:45.420 50 years ago
00:38:47.580 you know how much
00:38:48.260 easier it was
00:38:48.880 to become
00:38:49.600 famous
00:38:51.000 or
00:38:51.460 or known
00:38:52.320 or
00:38:52.760 or successful
00:38:53.900 in any business
00:38:55.120 any business
00:38:56.100 from roofing 0.99
00:38:57.220 to fucking 1.00
00:38:57.780 painting 1.00
00:38:58.420 the house
00:38:59.340 to
00:39:00.160 to
00:39:00.600 paving roads
00:39:02.200 everything was more
00:39:04.080 um
00:39:04.960 profitable then
00:39:06.520 yeah there's
00:39:07.260 the more money
00:39:08.280 in it
00:39:08.800 but now like
00:39:10.040 not trying to get all
00:39:11.460 tate speech on you
00:39:12.560 but
00:39:12.860 money
00:39:14.240 is being printed
00:39:15.720 at an incredibly
00:39:17.060 like
00:39:18.380 at rates we've never
00:39:20.620 seen before
00:39:21.380 in our lives
00:39:23.280 right
00:39:23.580 they're printing
00:39:24.540 money
00:39:24.940 so
00:39:27.960 yeah
00:39:30.080 everything's more
00:39:31.540 expensive
00:39:31.980 people make more
00:39:33.060 money but it's not
00:39:33.900 relative
00:39:34.360 when my mom
00:39:35.740 in 1970s
00:39:37.440 started
00:39:37.660 was a teacher
00:39:38.780 i think her
00:39:39.480 annual salary
00:39:40.340 was like
00:39:40.680 eight thousand
00:39:41.260 dollars
00:39:41.740 but a brand new
00:39:42.820 car was like
00:39:43.560 twelve hundred
00:39:44.140 dollars
00:39:44.700 okay
00:39:46.260 uh
00:39:46.920 hello
00:39:48.440 that's like
00:39:50.220 ten fifteen
00:39:52.140 percent of her
00:39:52.800 wage
00:39:53.400 now a brand new
00:39:54.380 car is like
00:39:54.800 forty grand
00:39:55.560 thirty maybe
00:39:56.840 for a
00:39:58.360 for a
00:39:58.880 cheap car
00:39:59.920 plus tax
00:40:01.220 and all that 0.99
00:40:01.640 shit 1.00
00:40:01.960 but then you 1.00
00:40:03.040 people didn't even 0.99
00:40:03.740 fucking lease 0.97
00:40:04.340 cars back then 1.00
00:40:05.200 they just bought
00:40:06.080 them because
00:40:06.340 they were only
00:40:06.660 twelve hundred
00:40:07.100 bucks
00:40:07.600 her apartment
00:40:10.080 rentals
00:40:11.380 when she first
00:40:12.400 came to
00:40:12.820 toronto
00:40:13.400 were like
00:40:13.920 hundreds of
00:40:14.680 dollars
00:40:15.120 or less
00:40:16.300 like under
00:40:16.920 two hundred
00:40:17.340 dollars a month
00:40:18.060 what the 1.00
00:40:20.500 fuck 1.00
00:40:20.900 that were just 1.00
00:40:22.860 printing and
00:40:23.380 printing and
00:40:23.840 printing so now
00:40:24.480 oh soon it'll
00:40:25.600 be you know
00:40:26.840 three thousand
00:40:27.620 dollars a month
00:40:28.280 for a bachelor
00:40:28.880 apartment but
00:40:29.600 that you know
00:40:30.160 but you're not
00:40:31.240 making any more
00:40:31.960 money
00:40:32.320 comics especially
00:40:35.760 in canada are
00:40:36.480 barely making
00:40:37.040 more money
00:40:37.500 gigs gigs
00:40:38.620 are five
00:40:40.260 hundred dollars
00:40:40.860 in 1986
00:40:41.760 or five
00:40:42.360 hundred dollars
00:40:42.840 now 1.00
00:40:43.260 the fuck 1.00
00:40:45.820 is that 1.00
00:40:46.360 so
00:40:48.460 get your 0.99
00:40:52.120 shit right 1.00
00:40:52.600 in 2023 0.98
00:40:53.280 think about
00:40:54.240 not the 0.99
00:40:56.920 freedom shit 0.99
00:40:57.840 and not 1.00
00:40:58.680 thinking about
00:40:59.680 you know
00:41:01.020 whatever
00:41:04.040 ISIS
00:41:04.660 or nobody's
00:41:05.740 we used to be
00:41:06.460 the people are
00:41:07.340 worried about
00:41:07.760 freedom convoy
00:41:08.680 or the people
00:41:09.820 not the people
00:41:10.320 are worried about
00:41:10.900 freedom convoy
00:41:11.500 the people are
00:41:12.100 worried about
00:41:12.840 the freedom
00:41:13.460 convoy people
00:41:14.280 are the people
00:41:15.480 that you know
00:41:17.740 that's like the
00:41:18.560 people who
00:41:18.940 backpack through
00:41:19.900 Afghanistan and
00:41:20.920 then they get 0.99
00:41:21.360 like raped and 1.00
00:41:22.360 murdered and 0.98
00:41:22.860 they're like
00:41:23.280 well how dare
00:41:26.000 you beep your
00:41:26.740 horn and okay
00:41:27.720 that's those
00:41:28.340 people and then
00:41:29.300 the freedom the
00:41:29.980 actual people at
00:41:30.780 the freedom
00:41:31.160 convoy those
00:41:32.200 people were like
00:41:32.720 what are we
00:41:33.200 gonna do about
00:41:34.020 ISIS we're gonna 0.99
00:41:34.800 blow them up 0.98
00:41:35.520 worried about
00:41:37.420 stuff guys stop
00:41:38.620 worrying about
00:41:39.100 worry about
00:41:39.520 yourself
00:41:40.160 people say
00:41:42.020 well I do
00:41:42.620 I got a job
00:41:43.540 and I worry
00:41:44.080 about my
00:41:44.500 family because
00:41:45.100 things get
00:41:45.860 more expensive
00:41:46.460 then you 1.00
00:41:47.420 fucking gotta 0.99
00:41:48.020 get your 1.00
00:41:48.500 shit together 1.00
00:41:49.320 dude you 0.99
00:41:49.860 gotta find
00:41:50.380 another job
00:41:51.360 or different
00:41:52.480 career or
00:41:53.340 start putting
00:41:53.880 money aside
00:41:54.580 or tell your
00:41:55.120 family hey we
00:41:55.800 can't live here
00:41:56.340 anymore we
00:41:56.740 gotta sell our
00:41:57.260 house we gotta
00:41:57.740 go live in an
00:41:58.300 apartment for a
00:41:59.020 bit to save
00:41:59.900 some money up
00:42:00.620 to build the
00:42:01.320 money up so I
00:42:01.900 can put it
00:42:02.340 invested in
00:42:02.940 something else
00:42:03.300 you can't
00:42:04.500 just live the
00:42:06.920 way that you
00:42:07.400 lived 15 20
00:42:09.140 years ago and
00:42:12.100 be like well
00:42:13.140 I got my
00:42:13.600 four or five
00:42:14.340 bedroom house
00:42:15.200 and what are
00:42:16.000 we gonna do
00:42:16.640 I work at
00:42:18.000 Costco and
00:42:18.720 like it's like
00:42:19.560 no this is it's
00:42:20.600 the future now
00:42:21.460 move to a 1.00
00:42:22.160 fucking city 1.00
00:42:22.880 first of all 1.00
00:42:23.560 get into a
00:42:24.640 get into your
00:42:25.600 box obviously
00:42:28.860 I'm joking and
00:42:29.620 in the sense
00:42:30.480 that I believe
00:42:31.440 people should
00:42:31.840 have space and
00:42:32.580 room and big
00:42:33.560 houses and you
00:42:34.680 know lots of
00:42:35.580 cars but not
00:42:36.420 if you work at
00:42:37.260 Costco this
00:42:39.100 idea that oh
00:42:40.040 in the 1950s
00:42:41.120 like you could
00:42:41.680 work at
00:42:42.120 McDonald's and
00:42:42.940 afford a 1.00
00:42:43.540 fucking three 1.00
00:42:44.100 bedroom house 1.00
00:42:44.800 with a picket
00:42:45.380 fence do you
00:42:46.700 want that
00:42:47.580 yeah I do
00:42:50.340 you don't
00:42:51.640 deserve a 1.00
00:42:52.320 fucking picket 1.00
00:42:52.980 fence if you 1.00
00:42:53.740 work at
00:42:54.040 McDonald's you
00:42:55.060 deserve if you
00:42:56.440 work at
00:42:56.740 McDonald's in
00:42:57.520 Toronto or
00:42:58.520 any big city
00:42:59.140 you deserve to
00:42:59.900 take multiple
00:43:01.080 buses to a
00:43:02.380 subway to a
00:43:03.660 bus to a 1.00
00:43:04.740 fucking wheel 1.00
00:43:05.320 trans to get 1.00
00:43:07.160 home and back
00:43:08.320 like these
00:43:08.760 people who
00:43:09.200 they were
00:43:09.480 these poor
00:43:10.140 people I
00:43:10.540 feel bad for
00:43:11.140 them they
00:43:12.880 live in
00:43:13.160 Brampton in
00:43:13.920 a one bedroom
00:43:15.220 with five
00:43:15.960 kids but
00:43:17.620 guess what
00:43:18.160 their kids
00:43:19.540 they're saving
00:43:20.840 money by doing
00:43:21.960 that even though
00:43:22.600 they I work at
00:43:23.500 McDonald's all
00:43:24.380 day and then I
00:43:25.020 do a breeze at
00:43:25.860 night and I
00:43:26.500 sleep one two
00:43:27.540 hours a day but
00:43:28.520 they're gonna do 1.00
00:43:29.780 that for fucking 0.99
00:43:30.480 10 15 years 0.99
00:43:31.420 meanwhile all the
00:43:32.500 white people are 0.99
00:43:33.940 either cutting their 1.00
00:43:34.720 dicks off or 0.99
00:43:35.860 getting upset about
00:43:36.800 people cutting 0.99
00:43:37.440 their dicks off 0.98
00:43:38.240 well all the 0.71
00:43:40.940 and and worried
00:43:42.240 about immigration
00:43:43.040 and all the
00:43:43.700 immigrants are
00:43:44.180 coming here
00:43:44.600 working the
00:43:45.480 shittiest jobs
00:43:46.300 that they can
00:43:46.760 find that they're
00:43:47.700 allowed to do
00:43:48.440 that they that
00:43:49.020 they can get
00:43:49.860 and they're doing
00:43:51.960 them until they
00:43:54.720 have enough money
00:43:55.480 to invest in
00:43:56.800 some other thing
00:43:57.500 and they put money 0.99
00:43:58.200 aside and shit 1.00
00:43:59.080 they're investing in 1.00
00:44:01.360 the fucking future 1.00
00:44:02.040 and then white 1.00
00:44:02.400 people well they're 0.61
00:44:03.920 taking over
00:44:04.740 yeah well it's
00:44:06.280 not what it's
00:44:07.060 do you think it's
00:44:07.640 that hard to 0.99
00:44:08.120 fucking take over 1.00
00:44:09.060 when every white 1.00
00:44:10.160 kid spends 10
00:44:12.160 12 hours a day 1.00
00:44:13.080 on their fucking 1.00
00:44:13.640 phone looking at 1.00
00:44:15.540 tick tocks of 1.00
00:44:16.320 fucking retarded 1.00
00:44:17.580 shit and bullshit 1.00
00:44:19.300 come on 1.00
00:44:21.720 well that I mean
00:44:26.480 that is a bit of
00:44:27.260 like you want I
00:44:28.020 hate to sound
00:44:28.880 woke but white 0.74
00:44:30.260 privilege a little
00:44:31.480 bit in the sense
00:44:33.880 that it's like
00:44:34.520 well why can
00:44:36.260 they just come
00:44:37.020 here because you
00:44:37.880 don't your life's
00:44:38.960 so good that you
00:44:39.560 don't want to live 0.98
00:44:40.480 in such a shitty 0.98
00:44:41.420 place with that 0.99
00:44:43.360 many family members
00:44:44.480 and your grandma 1.00
00:44:45.240 in a fucking one 1.00
00:44:46.120 bedroom at you 1.00
00:44:47.260 know DVP in
00:44:48.220 Eglinton across
00:44:49.440 from the science
00:44:50.240 center you don't
00:44:51.560 want to do that 1.00
00:44:52.380 you're like fuck 1.00
00:44:53.840 that I'd rather 1.00
00:44:54.500 live four hours
00:44:55.240 away in a house
00:44:56.080 and not see any
00:44:56.980 of that and that
00:44:57.820 but guess what
00:44:58.900 those people you're
00:44:59.860 spending money you
00:45:01.320 got leases on
00:45:02.280 ATVs and you
00:45:04.120 know all kinds 1.00
00:45:04.680 of shit 1.00
00:45:05.120 camera cut 1.00
00:45:06.900 out
00:45:07.100 folks
00:45:09.660 it was a bit
00:45:12.060 of a short
00:45:12.480 show today I
00:45:13.360 hope this was a
00:45:14.000 good episode for
00:45:14.740 you guys I
00:45:15.280 want to do more
00:45:15.980 of me just kind
00:45:16.820 of ranting and
00:45:18.480 talking to you
00:45:19.180 guys like this
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00:45:22.300 know what to
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00:45:29.000 said we have
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00:45:31.720 it's fucking 0.95
00:45:32.160 sad we need to 0.99
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00:45:58.640 don't like it you 1.00
00:45:59.580 just like me fuck 1.00
00:46:01.100 you what you 1.00
00:46:02.640 know this pod is
00:46:05.240 going to I'm not
00:46:07.180 allowed I built my
00:46:08.980 Instagram from 700
00:46:10.760 people in 2020 or
00:46:13.440 less like 300 when I
00:46:16.100 did commercial real
00:46:16.940 estate and then I
00:46:17.600 had 300 people and
00:46:18.820 then I went all the
00:46:19.620 way up to 10k got it
00:46:20.800 deleted started again
00:46:21.780 from 1500 got up to
00:46:23.160 43,000 let's make
00:46:25.140 this the best podcast
00:46:26.120 we can so this
00:46:28.460 podcast is going to
00:46:29.300 be I'm putting it
00:46:29.920 on my regular
00:46:30.540 channel okay and
00:46:32.880 I'm also putting it
00:46:34.960 on the other the
00:46:37.480 bank is show channel
00:46:40.120 reason being I want
00:46:41.720 more views I want
00:46:42.760 more people to see it
00:46:43.640 I want more people to
00:46:44.520 access it and thank
00:46:48.180 you all happy new
00:46:50.440 year
00:46:50.760 here I have to
00:46:54.640 see it
00:46:57.400 on the other
00:46:59.260 the it
00:47:03.820 on the other
00:47:04.820 am I
00:47:05.560 not
00:47:07.480 but
00:47:07.680 you
00:47:08.020 know