Bankas Podcast - September 11, 2024


Hanging out in Hamilton, Ontario at the Sheraton ｜ The Bankas Show on Patreon


Episode Stats


Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

177.1202

Word count

2,486

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

1

sentences flagged

Toxicity

51

sentences flagged

Hate speech

32

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Summary

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In this bonus episode of the podcast, the boys talk about their favourite movies and TV shows growing up in the 80s and 90s. Ben reminisces about his time growing up as a kid in the late 80s/early 90s and talks about his love of the late great actor Daniel Boardman.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 all right oh yeah it is it is funny to say our friend daniel boardman we did a podcast episode
00:00:13.500 a while back that we never released because we just kept saying our friend's address over i kept
00:00:18.140 saying his address yeah and then i was trying to not incriminate you but okay well i'm i'm proud
00:00:24.580 of it it's a good bit saying someone's home addressed me it's pretty funny i know two days
00:00:31.860 later it was like he's like on like the anti-terror squad he's like on the yeah he's on the wall the
00:00:38.380 most he's like uh he's like one of the jews that the guy from canada who plotted to go to new york
00:00:45.060 on october 7th he was like probably in his journal somewhere he's like daniel boardman
00:00:49.080 remember the name yeah boardman's kind of like the dude that like he can't get in the massad but
00:00:55.220 like the actual like like idf like breaching doors so they got him in the intelligence unit and he
00:01:02.160 just takes photos of muslims secretly guys welcome to patreon uh if you're listening to this for free 0.82
00:01:11.320 you're welcome it's because every week we put out a podcast for free it's a shorter version of the
00:01:19.680 longer version which is on patreon um and then of course i put out a full-length podcast for free
00:01:27.180 so this is a bonus podcast thank you guys um for supporting we had amazing shows
00:01:33.340 just this weekend in hamilton and in waterloo ontario canada
00:01:38.300 all for reference for people from the states that's all about like an hour to two hours away
00:01:45.520 from toronto and which is where i'm from originally and um hamilton was really fun last night but we were
00:01:57.340 just talking about how funny it is that i'll have fans come up to me and be like i'm literally your
00:02:04.640 biggest fan i've been following you and blah blah blah and i love everything you do and then i'm
00:02:09.600 like do you watch my podcast and like i didn't know you had a podcast actually that's really
00:02:15.020 interesting that's and then you're like all right here let me sign that well the best part is the one 0.98
00:02:20.920 fan that was like why do you fucking listen to you since day one love you ben bonkers 0.95
00:02:25.660 butchers called you bed and blankets or some shit it's amazing it was so it's just like they're 0.99
00:02:32.480 hammered so they're just they're just trying to get everything out like they've been waiting to say 0.98
00:02:37.740 this to you for like a year i fucking love tam and chow and bam and tam and ting and tong and 0.99
00:02:45.740 everything ben bonker anyway you do fucking stand up no way i thought you were just a real monkey 0.99
00:02:53.040 online i thought you were actually a monkey very happy to discover your white 1.00
00:03:00.060 it's so fucked it is yeah it's i mean that's not everybody like there there are fans yeah obviously 0.99
00:03:08.080 more and more people are listening to the podcast which is really cool we had a few fans coming up to 0.99
00:03:11.680 us one guy was like i was like you watch the podcast because i talk about it at the meet and
00:03:17.580 greets because i want people to go watch it i mean if you're willing to line up for 30 minutes to
00:03:21.740 talk to me for 10 seconds like are you not willing to watch a free podcast yeah i mean you might as
00:03:27.820 well listen to the podcast while you wait yeah yeah you should yeah exactly they should just turn
00:03:32.560 it on that's what you should do because i remember the guy um he's a cool guy that uh helped you kind
00:03:38.380 of promote these shows um these this string of shows you're doing in toronto and all over like
00:03:44.940 ontario you should have because he was trying to get you to pay people to do meet and greets i'm like
00:03:49.720 well if you can prove that you've listened to three podcast episodes it should be free
00:03:53.880 if you don't know that i'm not that's i'm never gonna pay i'm never gonna charge you money for
00:03:58.760 meet and greets but apparently aries spears yes the promoter that worked with us worked with aries
00:04:05.000 spears who i mean i thought aries spears was funny as a kid like he was on mad tv like i'm older than
00:04:10.200 you by seven years but when i was a kid mad tv was every kid just watched that with their parents
00:04:16.540 and it was like a bonding thing because it was just funny for everybody like it was like mature
00:04:21.040 themed but like it was just like silly so i watched that tv yeah yeah it was like reruns but yeah yeah
00:04:27.000 right but when it was like hot it was like there was like yeah yeah when like arty lang was on it and 0.89
00:04:32.120 shit and when yeah the one guy who dressed up like a little kid and then he'd be like mommy and then the 0.77
00:04:39.400 mom was just like a drunk mom who's like for god sakes i don't know it was just it was it was a good 0.99
00:04:45.740 show and he obviously was super successful on it and then something happened to his career like i
00:04:51.020 don't know he he didn't like he was always kind of there yeah but like recently i think he social
00:04:57.080 me he's like almost become like a social media comic now right what do you mean like he's only
00:05:02.680 like like he's like if he wasn't posting clips all the time and like doing his social media stuff
00:05:08.140 and just was like yeah i've been on mad tv like you know what i mean well yeah he wouldn't sell
00:05:12.320 mad tv thing helps him and then he posts clips i'm not trying to touch him but anyway he charges 0.90
00:05:17.740 fucking money for um meet and greet for meet and greets like to take one picture is like 25 bucks or 0.96
00:05:26.040 something yeah which is i mean it's not that i like you know you could argue what do you not value 0.99
00:05:34.060 yourself that much it's like no i'm a human i mean people like me i love that and i want to meet them
00:05:41.360 yeah i i want to meet these people too and like that's how i think you have to look at it because
00:05:45.600 there's so many comics that are like oh you know and then i'm you know and i get it like for people
00:05:51.200 like at shane's level or whatever that the lines are way longer yeah you got 2 000 people like yeah
00:05:57.660 shaking hands for an hour and a half after the show every time it's it's fucking overwhelming but 0.90
00:06:03.440 i think there is an aspect of you want to i want to meet these i want to meet you guys i want to meet 0.98
00:06:10.060 the people that like my shit and hear from you to be honest because not even just for like a 0.94
00:06:18.300 ego to like you know just because this is so it's this is the biz this is the show biz this is what 0.99
00:06:25.820 you do you fucking shake it it's like it's kind of like that's why so many people from showbiz get into 0.90
00:06:31.420 politics yeah because it's similar shaking hands and kissing babies and oh yeah you know taking pictures 0.99
00:06:39.240 with people hearing their fucking stories and and what they've been through and shit and they tell you 0.98
00:06:44.200 and they ask you for you know what i mean like it's similar um and i wouldn't want to do politics 0.99
00:06:52.780 because it's fucking you make less money and then you're just like you're just constantly like at 0.97
00:07:00.580 least as a comedian the people coming to see you like you yeah you know i guess jerry seinfeld gets 0.99
00:07:06.660 those hecklers sometimes but it's like still jerry seinfeld's hecklers must be like did you not see
00:07:12.620 those videos with the palestine heckles that's what i was about to make that a joke i don't know
00:07:17.240 that was actually people were yelling free palestine oh yeah you haven't seen the videos
00:07:21.940 no dude that's hilarious they're like free palestine he's like stop it well guys he's like yeah you
00:07:30.180 solved it right there it's solved what's the deal with these palestinians it's from the river to the 1.00
00:07:38.180 sea but how about you get out of the club yeah they're if i met jerry seinfeld i'd probably say
00:07:44.720 something like that just to razz him up yeah he says something like really smart thing that shuts
00:07:49.740 them down and then they get like taken out by security anyway so but what do you mean by taken 0.74
00:07:53.960 out like shoot him israeli idf no but the shows have been fucking awesome people in waterloo 0.97
00:08:05.960 obviously knew how to say my name which is nice yeah water yeah i like the meet and greets because 0.96
00:08:10.120 there's always like a couple like autistic guys that also know me and then they're just like arvin
00:08:14.980 they just address me as like and i'm like i don't know what's going on and then we they tell me like
00:08:20.720 you're really funny and then we just kind of stare at each other for a few seconds thanks boys it's
00:08:26.220 interesting how different places have different people different people but slight like this it's
00:08:32.200 not totally different well yeah oh they didn't laugh it's hard to that oh they didn't really like 0.84
00:08:39.500 that joke about the fucking oh you don't like it when i talk about what i want to so yeah 0.98
00:08:48.960 we're doing this podcast laying down in separate beds yeah i got basically i got what i thought was 0.97
00:08:58.580 the biggest room at the sheridan which is right beside the club the comedy club but apparently
00:09:07.400 um i mean this is a big room if you're an indian man oh my god you can fit like 30 kids on the
00:09:15.880 yeah you could you could fit like nine families in this room or definitely not or like it's not
00:09:22.420 even that big of a room i could fit nine families in here they're gonna think it's actually bankers
00:09:27.040 this is like four families it's like four you think so yeah bro i see a lot of floor space
00:09:34.260 they're they had a gay like vietnamese boy bring in the bed for armin while we were watching 0.99
00:09:44.060 paraplegic basketball on tv and they he rolled it in i could tell he was like oh these guys are 0.99
00:09:52.880 straight assholes and then they he saw that we're just watching crippled people play basketball and he 0.99
00:09:57.800 was like oh okay that's the one saving grace it was funny because then he he plopped the bed down 0.99
00:10:05.280 and ben was like yeah just leave that the foot of my bed he wanted me to sleep toe to toe again
00:10:12.220 no you would have been that would have been toe to toe to hip
00:10:16.960 it's bad it's bad i don't know why the comedy clubs aren't providing like they're everybody's
00:10:26.460 in canada's just so desperate so it's like you know the club doesn't want to be like we want this
00:10:34.320 guy to keep coming back here so let's pay for his hotel and you know what i mean yeah um but they're
00:10:42.080 like no you pay for your own hotel you get your own hotel and then we'll just pay you but then not 0.97
00:10:50.820 like i don't know can't smoke in the green room can't shit in the green room can't shit in the green 0.99
00:10:57.320 room you have to like sneak around and go to the lobby and shit where the patrons shit or or shit where 0.99
00:11:03.380 the i was shitting in the staff washroom and it was just almost worse blowing it up guys make some 0.99
00:11:09.780 noise for the staff i'm shitting in their water make some noise for the staff ladies and gentlemen 0.99
00:11:15.640 they've been working hard all night just fucking clogging their toilet and leaving skid marks on the 0.99
00:11:20.980 fucking thing bathroom though i like calling it a bathroom i hate that i say washroom because washroom 1.00
00:11:27.960 is apparently canadian bathroom is american in england they call it the loo 0.99
00:11:34.840 but here i don't know why we call it a washroom because you wash yourself in that room is it
00:11:41.180 because there's so many indians now that they're like oh go in to wash yourself i think it's because 1.00
00:11:46.460 there's no like i always thought that is bathrooms are like rooms with a shower actually like good
00:11:51.660 people a lot of them speak pretty good english too which is like they learn like uh british english
00:11:56.680 that's why yeah but they literally speak english like it's like that's the craziest part it's like
00:12:01.500 out of all the immigrants to hate on it's the ones who actually do speak english yeah it's like the 1.00
00:12:06.260 fucking hilarious hello there sir i speak english yeah but they actually do like i know like they 0.84
00:12:14.760 have the accent but they're like no i actually studied for i went to oxford yeah for what why are 0.95
00:12:21.860 they there's no indian plumbers i think there was an indian girl at starbucks today working there and 0.96
00:12:28.140 she seemed really smart like i was like what the fuck this is sad she's just born in canada 0.82
00:12:33.500 no she said she got here a year ago oh but her english was like perfect well they learn english 0.98
00:12:39.680 in india i know that's one of their official languages yeah but i'm just saying that scam it's 1.00
00:12:45.120 crazy that then they come here and then i don't even know what's happening now i guess in canada
00:12:52.220 they're trying to stop the indians now like yeah there's like a concerted effort that a lot of 0.99
00:12:58.020 canadians are just like we've fucking had enough of this shit canada low-key is becoming one of the 0.99
00:13:04.700 most racist countries i know you know like people think americans are racist because they did some 1.00
00:13:10.060 fucked up shit 250 years ago with slavery but we're currently doing that now people like canadians 1.00
00:13:15.900 didn't have slavery i'm like no we have uber eats bro fucking internationally like i'm trying to get 1.00
00:13:22.000 education i'm like i want mcnuggan it's bad dude canadians are legitimately well they just you you 0.98
00:13:29.720 were reading something last night about how uh in quebec they're straight up banning them from
00:13:35.460 allowing to rent or something the international students are like you can come but you cannot rent 0.99
00:13:40.900 shit thank you for listening to the podcast the rest of this podcast is available on my patreon
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