Bankas Podcast - Hanging out in Hamilton, Ontario at the Sheraton

00:00:00.000 all right oh yeah it is it is funny to say our friend daniel boardman we did a podcast episode

00:00:13.500 a while back that we never released because we just kept saying our friend's address over i kept

00:00:18.140 saying his address yeah and then i was trying to not incriminate you but okay well i'm i'm proud

00:00:24.580 of it it's a good bit saying someone's home addressed me it's pretty funny i know two days

00:00:31.860 later it was like he's like on like the anti-terror squad he's like on the yeah he's on the wall the

00:00:38.380 most he's like uh he's like one of the jews that the guy from canada who plotted to go to new york

00:00:45.060 on october 7th he was like probably in his journal somewhere he's like daniel boardman

00:00:49.080 remember the name yeah boardman's kind of like the dude that like he can't get in the massad but

00:00:55.220 like the actual like like idf like breaching doors so they got him in the intelligence unit and he

00:01:02.160 just takes photos of muslims secretly guys welcome to patreon uh if you're listening to this for free

00:01:11.320 you're welcome it's because every week we put out a podcast for free it's a shorter version of the

00:01:19.680 longer version which is on patreon um and then of course i put out a full-length podcast for free

00:01:27.180 so this is a bonus podcast thank you guys um for supporting we had amazing shows

00:01:33.340 just this weekend in hamilton and in waterloo ontario canada

00:01:38.300 all for reference for people from the states that's all about like an hour to two hours away

00:01:45.520 from toronto and which is where i'm from originally and um hamilton was really fun last night but we were

00:01:57.340 just talking about how funny it is that i'll have fans come up to me and be like i'm literally your

00:02:04.640 biggest fan i've been following you and blah blah blah and i love everything you do and then i'm

00:02:09.600 like do you watch my podcast and like i didn't know you had a podcast actually that's really

00:02:15.020 interesting that's and then you're like all right here let me sign that well the best part is the one

00:02:20.920 fan that was like why do you fucking listen to you since day one love you ben bonkers

00:02:25.660 butchers called you bed and blankets or some shit it's amazing it was so it's just like they're

00:02:32.480 hammered so they're just they're just trying to get everything out like they've been waiting to say

00:02:37.740 this to you for like a year i fucking love tam and chow and bam and tam and ting and tong and

00:02:45.740 everything ben bonker anyway you do fucking stand up no way i thought you were just a real monkey

00:02:53.040 online i thought you were actually a monkey very happy to discover your white

00:03:00.060 it's so fucked it is yeah it's i mean that's not everybody like there there are fans yeah obviously

00:03:08.080 more and more people are listening to the podcast which is really cool we had a few fans coming up to

00:03:11.680 us one guy was like i was like you watch the podcast because i talk about it at the meet and

00:03:17.580 greets because i want people to go watch it i mean if you're willing to line up for 30 minutes to

00:03:21.740 talk to me for 10 seconds like are you not willing to watch a free podcast yeah i mean you might as

00:03:27.820 well listen to the podcast while you wait yeah yeah you should yeah exactly they should just turn

00:03:32.560 it on that's what you should do because i remember the guy um he's a cool guy that uh helped you kind

00:03:38.380 of promote these shows um these this string of shows you're doing in toronto and all over like

00:03:44.940 ontario you should have because he was trying to get you to pay people to do meet and greets i'm like

00:03:49.720 well if you can prove that you've listened to three podcast episodes it should be free

00:03:53.880 if you don't know that i'm not that's i'm never gonna pay i'm never gonna charge you money for

00:03:58.760 meet and greets but apparently aries spears yes the promoter that worked with us worked with aries

00:04:05.000 spears who i mean i thought aries spears was funny as a kid like he was on mad tv like i'm older than

00:04:10.200 you by seven years but when i was a kid mad tv was every kid just watched that with their parents

00:04:16.540 and it was like a bonding thing because it was just funny for everybody like it was like mature

00:04:21.040 themed but like it was just like silly so i watched that tv yeah yeah it was like reruns but yeah yeah

00:04:27.000 right but when it was like hot it was like there was like yeah yeah when like arty lang was on it and

00:04:32.120 shit and when yeah the one guy who dressed up like a little kid and then he'd be like mommy and then the

00:04:39.400 mom was just like a drunk mom who's like for god sakes i don't know it was just it was it was a good

00:04:45.740 show and he obviously was super successful on it and then something happened to his career like i

00:04:51.020 don't know he he didn't like he was always kind of there yeah but like recently i think he social

00:04:57.080 me he's like almost become like a social media comic now right what do you mean like he's only

00:05:02.680 like like he's like if he wasn't posting clips all the time and like doing his social media stuff

00:05:08.140 and just was like yeah i've been on mad tv like you know what i mean well yeah he wouldn't sell

00:05:12.320 mad tv thing helps him and then he posts clips i'm not trying to touch him but anyway he charges

00:05:17.740 fucking money for um meet and greet for meet and greets like to take one picture is like 25 bucks or

00:05:26.040 something yeah which is i mean it's not that i like you know you could argue what do you not value

00:05:34.060 yourself that much it's like no i'm a human i mean people like me i love that and i want to meet them

00:05:41.360 yeah i i want to meet these people too and like that's how i think you have to look at it because

00:05:45.600 there's so many comics that are like oh you know and then i'm you know and i get it like for people

00:05:51.200 like at shane's level or whatever that the lines are way longer yeah you got 2 000 people like yeah

00:05:57.660 shaking hands for an hour and a half after the show every time it's it's fucking overwhelming but

00:06:03.440 i think there is an aspect of you want to i want to meet these i want to meet you guys i want to meet

00:06:10.060 the people that like my shit and hear from you to be honest because not even just for like a

00:06:18.300 ego to like you know just because this is so it's this is the biz this is the show biz this is what

00:06:25.820 you do you fucking shake it it's like it's kind of like that's why so many people from showbiz get into

00:06:31.420 politics yeah because it's similar shaking hands and kissing babies and oh yeah you know taking pictures

00:06:39.240 with people hearing their fucking stories and and what they've been through and shit and they tell you

00:06:44.200 and they ask you for you know what i mean like it's similar um and i wouldn't want to do politics

00:06:52.780 because it's fucking you make less money and then you're just like you're just constantly like at

00:07:00.580 least as a comedian the people coming to see you like you yeah you know i guess jerry seinfeld gets

00:07:06.660 those hecklers sometimes but it's like still jerry seinfeld's hecklers must be like did you not see

00:07:12.620 those videos with the palestine heckles that's what i was about to make that a joke i don't know

00:07:17.240 that was actually people were yelling free palestine oh yeah you haven't seen the videos

00:07:21.940 no dude that's hilarious they're like free palestine he's like stop it well guys he's like yeah you

00:07:30.180 solved it right there it's solved what's the deal with these palestinians it's from the river to the

00:07:38.180 sea but how about you get out of the club yeah they're if i met jerry seinfeld i'd probably say

00:07:44.720 something like that just to razz him up yeah he says something like really smart thing that shuts

00:07:49.740 them down and then they get like taken out by security anyway so but what do you mean by taken

00:07:53.960 out like shoot him israeli idf no but the shows have been fucking awesome people in waterloo

00:08:05.960 obviously knew how to say my name which is nice yeah water yeah i like the meet and greets because

00:08:10.120 there's always like a couple like autistic guys that also know me and then they're just like arvin

00:08:14.980 they just address me as like and i'm like i don't know what's going on and then we they tell me like

00:08:20.720 you're really funny and then we just kind of stare at each other for a few seconds thanks boys it's

00:08:26.220 interesting how different places have different people different people but slight like this it's

00:08:32.200 not totally different well yeah oh they didn't laugh it's hard to that oh they didn't really like

00:08:39.500 that joke about the fucking oh you don't like it when i talk about what i want to so yeah

00:08:48.960 we're doing this podcast laying down in separate beds yeah i got basically i got what i thought was

00:08:58.580 the biggest room at the sheridan which is right beside the club the comedy club but apparently

00:09:07.400 um i mean this is a big room if you're an indian man oh my god you can fit like 30 kids on the

00:09:15.880 yeah you could you could fit like nine families in this room or definitely not or like it's not

00:09:22.420 even that big of a room i could fit nine families in here they're gonna think it's actually bankers

00:09:27.040 this is like four families it's like four you think so yeah bro i see a lot of floor space

00:09:34.260 they're they had a gay like vietnamese boy bring in the bed for armin while we were watching

00:09:44.060 paraplegic basketball on tv and they he rolled it in i could tell he was like oh these guys are

00:09:52.880 straight assholes and then they he saw that we're just watching crippled people play basketball and he

00:09:57.800 was like oh okay that's the one saving grace it was funny because then he he plopped the bed down

00:10:05.280 and ben was like yeah just leave that the foot of my bed he wanted me to sleep toe to toe again

00:10:12.220 no you would have been that would have been toe to toe to hip

00:10:16.960 it's bad it's bad i don't know why the comedy clubs aren't providing like they're everybody's

00:10:26.460 in canada's just so desperate so it's like you know the club doesn't want to be like we want this

00:10:34.320 guy to keep coming back here so let's pay for his hotel and you know what i mean yeah um but they're

00:10:42.080 like no you pay for your own hotel you get your own hotel and then we'll just pay you but then not

00:10:50.820 like i don't know can't smoke in the green room can't shit in the green room can't shit in the green

00:10:57.320 room you have to like sneak around and go to the lobby and shit where the patrons shit or or shit where

00:11:03.380 the i was shitting in the staff washroom and it was just almost worse blowing it up guys make some

00:11:09.780 noise for the staff i'm shitting in their water make some noise for the staff ladies and gentlemen

00:11:15.640 they've been working hard all night just fucking clogging their toilet and leaving skid marks on the

00:11:20.980 fucking thing bathroom though i like calling it a bathroom i hate that i say washroom because washroom

00:11:27.960 is apparently canadian bathroom is american in england they call it the loo

00:11:34.840 but here i don't know why we call it a washroom because you wash yourself in that room is it

00:11:41.180 because there's so many indians now that they're like oh go in to wash yourself i think it's because

00:11:46.460 there's no like i always thought that is bathrooms are like rooms with a shower actually like good

00:11:51.660 people a lot of them speak pretty good english too which is like they learn like uh british english

00:11:56.680 that's why yeah but they literally speak english like it's like that's the craziest part it's like

00:12:01.500 out of all the immigrants to hate on it's the ones who actually do speak english yeah it's like the

00:12:06.260 fucking hilarious hello there sir i speak english yeah but they actually do like i know like they

00:12:14.760 have the accent but they're like no i actually studied for i went to oxford yeah for what why are

00:12:21.860 they there's no indian plumbers i think there was an indian girl at starbucks today working there and

00:12:28.140 she seemed really smart like i was like what the fuck this is sad she's just born in canada

00:12:33.500 no she said she got here a year ago oh but her english was like perfect well they learn english

00:12:39.680 in india i know that's one of their official languages yeah but i'm just saying that scam it's

00:12:45.120 crazy that then they come here and then i don't even know what's happening now i guess in canada

00:12:52.220 they're trying to stop the indians now like yeah there's like a concerted effort that a lot of

00:12:58.020 canadians are just like we've fucking had enough of this shit canada low-key is becoming one of the

00:13:04.700 most racist countries i know you know like people think americans are racist because they did some

00:13:10.060 fucked up shit 250 years ago with slavery but we're currently doing that now people like canadians

00:13:15.900 didn't have slavery i'm like no we have uber eats bro fucking internationally like i'm trying to get

00:13:22.000 education i'm like i want mcnuggan it's bad dude canadians are legitimately well they just you you

00:13:29.720 were reading something last night about how uh in quebec they're straight up banning them from

00:13:35.460 allowing to rent or something the international students are like you can come but you cannot rent

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Bankas Podcast - September 11, 2024

Hanging out in Hamilton, Ontario at the Sheraton ｜ The Bankas Show on Patreon

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