Bankas Podcast - Kamala Says the N-Word ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.320 Well, I hope the algorithm picks this guy up.

00:00:03.240 The algorithm's gonna see this and go,

00:00:05.460 we're running with this.

00:00:07.060 Dude, this is what the algorithm wants,

00:00:08.660 is towels in the background in a pre-furnished living room.

00:00:12.840 My kid's fucking towel.

00:00:14.260 Kid's towels, kid's toys.

00:00:16.540 That's all I'm looking at right now is just kid's stuff.

00:00:19.260 It's nice.

00:00:20.960 I like it.

00:00:22.920 For who?

00:00:25.600 Not for anyone in this house,

00:00:27.260 but there's somebody in the world that would see this

00:00:30.900 and think that this is quite pleasant.

00:00:34.760 I feel like I'm in a poorly run daycare by migrants.

00:00:40.060 Welcome to the Bankist Show, everybody.

00:00:42.200 This week we will be talking about Kamala Harris's black voice

00:00:45.700 and how she likes to go,

00:00:47.220 boom, our ass clout.

00:00:50.420 Kamala, like,

00:00:52.560 Drake does the same thing.

00:00:54.920 Like, all half black people do it.

00:00:58.160 Let's not kid around.

00:00:59.240 Everybody's acting like it's like,

00:01:00.520 oh, Kamala Harris,

00:01:01.780 how could she do a black voice?

00:01:03.420 I mean, she's part black

00:01:04.780 and she's part white.

00:01:07.740 So, like, I do a black voice

00:01:10.280 and I'm not black at all.

00:01:11.840 I'll do it right now.

00:01:12.880 She, motherfucker,

00:01:13.760 I do that motherfucking voice

00:01:14.940 whenever the fuck I want.

00:01:16.080 You know what I mean?

00:01:17.680 But she is half black

00:01:20.100 and just like Drake,

00:01:21.000 I mean, Drake does that thing

00:01:22.180 where he's having a conversation.

00:01:23.480 He's like, yes, we're going to do the deal.

00:01:25.500 We're going to get the album out.

00:01:26.800 And then, like, his fans walk in.

00:01:28.360 He's like,

00:01:28.600 wagwan, wagwan,

00:01:29.780 you boomba raskrat.

00:01:31.540 I mean, this is just what half black people do.

00:01:34.020 Sometimes they got to talk black

00:01:35.440 just to get it out of the system, kids.

00:01:38.140 Can we leave this woman alone?

00:01:39.780 This woman?

00:01:41.040 This woman?

00:01:42.160 She is a woman.

00:01:43.100 She's a black, Indian, white,

00:01:45.180 Jamaican, Chinese, African-American woman.

00:01:48.040 Can she not go,

00:01:50.980 she, motherfucker,

00:01:52.280 once in a while?

00:01:54.660 I want to see her say the N-word.

00:01:56.320 I want to see Kamala Harris

00:01:58.020 say the N-word on live TV,

00:02:01.900 hard R,

00:02:03.160 and I want her to,

00:02:04.540 and I want,

00:02:05.140 Is it going to be hard R?

00:02:06.380 I want a hard R from Kamala Harris,

00:02:08.840 and I want to see her sell it.

00:02:12.380 I want to see the,

00:02:13.220 you know,

00:02:13.500 the other black lady that they have

00:02:15.420 who's like the secretary of,

00:02:18.040 the press secretary

00:02:19.000 who has to talk to everybody.

00:02:20.360 She looks like a Muppet

00:02:21.300 with the bad blonde hair,

00:02:23.460 and she's black,

00:02:24.680 and she's wearing fucking,

00:02:26.120 she's got makeup on,

00:02:27.660 looks like she's a backup dancer

00:02:29.140 for fucking Megan Thee Stallion.

00:02:31.260 I want her to explain

00:02:33.620 to the American people,

00:02:36.580 Kamala had to say the hard R

00:02:38.760 because,

00:02:40.680 listen,

00:02:41.880 people don't care about the hard R.

00:02:43.300 They care about the economy.

00:02:45.040 They care about education.

00:02:48.600 They care about healthcare.

00:02:49.820 They don't care.

00:02:51.080 Kamala Harris could drop a hard R

00:02:52.740 every day of the week,

00:02:53.640 and that doesn't even matter

00:02:54.900 to the average American.

00:02:58.540 Let me axe you a question, Kamala.

00:03:02.260 Yo, yo, yo, Kamala,

00:03:03.460 let me ask you something.

00:03:04.420 When you get pulled over,

00:03:05.540 do you use the black voice?

00:03:07.040 My mom used to always say

00:03:08.200 that she used to complain

00:03:09.100 about the black kids at her school.

00:03:10.220 She literally taught

00:03:11.240 at a predominantly black school.

00:03:12.760 Oh, so that's where

00:03:13.520 this comes from.

00:03:14.180 But it wasn't predominantly black

00:03:15.940 for like the first 10 years.

00:03:17.460 Right.

00:03:17.760 It was like all white kids,

00:03:18.860 and then all of a sudden,

00:03:19.880 and she'd always say that,

00:03:20.740 and then all of a sudden,

00:03:21.760 the Jamaicans showed up.

00:03:23.680 Next thing you know,

00:03:24.740 they're asking,

00:03:25.280 can I axe you a question, miss?

00:03:27.900 Can I axe you a question?

00:03:30.480 My mom would just get hammered

00:03:32.520 and do that.

00:03:33.540 She would just drink

00:03:34.220 like half a bottle of vodka

00:03:35.300 and be like,

00:03:36.100 miss, can I axe you a question?

00:03:38.160 Education was way better

00:03:39.720 when the teachers

00:03:40.300 were kind of racist.

00:03:42.100 Well, at her school,

00:03:43.700 one of the kids held a banana

00:03:45.100 to a teacher's head

00:03:46.600 and was like,

00:03:47.460 you're dead, bitch.

00:03:48.920 Just held a fucking banana

00:03:50.320 to her head.

00:03:50.720 That's not helping the whole,

00:03:52.020 you know,

00:03:53.020 not the best.

00:03:54.320 It was one of the ghetto schools.

00:03:55.700 Black kid holding a banana.

00:03:58.660 She took me to a parent teacher,

00:04:00.760 or not parent teacher,

00:04:01.600 to like,

00:04:01.900 take your kid to work day.

00:04:03.340 Oh, you told me about this.

00:04:04.440 And some kid,

00:04:05.300 like a black kid,

00:04:07.060 and he talked like this.

00:04:08.080 See, mama,

00:04:08.860 no, I didn't.

00:04:12.920 She doesn't.

00:04:14.380 No, he's like a fucking grade 10,

00:04:16.220 and I was like eight years old,

00:04:17.880 and he just whipped a ball

00:04:19.460 of like clay at my head.

00:04:22.360 And my mom was just like,

00:04:23.720 get out of here

00:04:24.280 and just said the N-word.

00:04:25.100 No, she didn't.

00:04:25.980 Did it get a laugh, though,

00:04:27.220 when you got hit in the head?

00:04:28.640 Kind of,

00:04:29.160 but there was like a lot of girls

00:04:30.280 in the class,

00:04:30.800 and they were just like,

00:04:31.420 yo, what the fuck?

00:04:32.140 I'm like,

00:04:32.480 she,

00:04:33.080 you're like,

00:04:33.480 she,

00:04:33.740 that's not funny at all.

00:04:34.880 That was the money

00:04:35.500 the last time I was at Red Lobster.

00:04:37.860 Probably just happy

00:04:38.640 it wasn't being whipped at their head.

00:04:43.340 Is that running?

00:04:44.400 Yeah.

00:04:45.340 That's my biggest fear.

00:04:47.180 Doing a podcast,

00:04:47.960 you say something funny,

00:04:49.040 and then you're like,

00:04:49.400 oh, no,

00:04:49.860 we didn't record it.

00:04:50.860 It's a good thing.

00:04:52.620 Yeah,

00:04:53.040 so my mom

00:04:54.440 was racist against blacks.

00:04:57.040 No, she wasn't.

00:04:57.880 Yeah, but it's okay now.

00:04:58.440 She actually was not racist

00:04:59.800 against blacks at all.

00:05:00.820 She wasn't,

00:05:01.260 she just,

00:05:01.960 she was just normal,

00:05:02.720 like us.

00:05:03.740 She was our level of,

00:05:05.920 she was just like,

00:05:07.360 too racist.

00:05:08.000 Don't rope me into this.

00:05:10.040 Well,

00:05:10.300 she just found stupid shit funny,

00:05:11.900 but no.

00:05:12.180 She was normal.

00:05:13.340 She's not racist.

00:05:14.540 She wasn't racist in like a way

00:05:16.340 that it was,

00:05:17.020 you know,

00:05:18.420 evil.

00:05:20.300 It was more just,

00:05:22.600 I remember when the Afghan,

00:05:23.900 when the Afghans

00:05:24.920 started coming to her school.

00:05:26.260 That's when she got racist?

00:05:27.420 No,

00:05:27.700 she was like,

00:05:28.680 they're so nice.

00:05:30.060 I mean,

00:05:30.280 they wear that thing

00:05:31.120 on their head,

00:05:31.880 but oh,

00:05:32.920 they're just nice.

00:05:33.820 They're just nice girls

00:05:34.900 and then,

00:05:35.440 you know,

00:05:35.760 they just want to learn

00:05:36.720 because they weren't allowed

00:05:37.580 in their country,

00:05:38.340 so they just want to learn.

00:05:41.620 She'd just say

00:05:42.400 all kinds of shit like that.

00:05:43.820 It was always fucking hilarious,

00:05:46.200 but then she would tell,

00:05:47.040 I remember when I watched

00:05:47.940 Space Jam one,

00:05:49.000 like one of the first times

00:05:49.940 and I think she must have

00:05:50.700 been drunk

00:05:51.200 because she started like,

00:05:52.420 you know,

00:05:52.620 the beginning when it's like,

00:05:53.720 yeah,

00:05:55.520 like,

00:05:56.120 gonna get up,

00:05:57.240 gonna Space Jam.

00:05:58.640 Yeah,

00:05:58.880 yeah,

00:05:59.000 yeah,

00:05:59.160 she started like,

00:06:00.440 vibing and then she was like,

00:06:01.800 oh,

00:06:02.080 this reminds me of when I was

00:06:03.140 in university in Windsor

00:06:04.300 and we'd go over to Detroit

00:06:05.600 and dance with the black men

00:06:07.100 or some shit like that.

00:06:08.880 Like,

00:06:08.960 I'm pretty sure she got,

00:06:10.060 just ruining Space Jam

00:06:11.460 with a slutty memory

00:06:12.740 of going to Detroit.

00:06:14.000 I'm like seven

00:06:14.620 and my mom's just like,

00:06:15.520 this movie reminds me

00:06:16.700 when I sucked a black cock.

00:06:19.860 Yeah,

00:06:20.380 it was bad,

00:06:21.260 bad childhood,

00:06:21.860 but she was funny.

00:06:24.980 That was,

00:06:25.320 I mean,

00:06:25.620 I wasn't listening to it

00:06:26.880 being like,

00:06:27.560 what?

00:06:28.340 I was just like,

00:06:29.180 I thought my mom was cool.

00:06:30.240 I was like,

00:06:30.480 oh,

00:06:30.640 my mom like,

00:06:31.860 hung out with black people.

00:06:33.100 I just thought it was cool

00:06:33.860 because I knew my dad didn't.

00:06:35.960 Yeah,

00:06:36.100 your dad,

00:06:36.700 yeah,

00:06:37.040 believe it or not,

00:06:37.700 there's not a lot of black kids

00:06:39.540 learning violin,

00:06:40.320 I guess.

00:06:40.600 No,

00:06:40.960 he has,

00:06:41.420 but any of them that do,

00:06:42.880 he finds them

00:06:43.480 and he brings them in.

00:06:44.560 He finds them?

00:06:45.000 He finds them,

00:06:45.860 he brings them on his team

00:06:46.920 and he gets the appropriate

00:06:48.900 tax deduction,

00:06:49.900 the appropriate grant.

00:06:53.040 I would love to see your dad

00:06:54.460 trying to teach violin

00:06:55.520 to like a bunch of black kids

00:06:57.160 that don't want to learn.

00:06:57.820 Dude,

00:06:58.080 my,

00:06:58.340 well,

00:06:58.640 he went to Mexico

00:06:59.540 to teach a bunch of poor kids violin,

00:07:01.880 but he also,

00:07:03.300 he used to have a transgender assistant.

00:07:06.600 No.

00:07:06.900 That he got a grant for.

00:07:08.400 He got a grant for that though?

00:07:09.880 Yeah,

00:07:10.180 it was like a fat,

00:07:11.640 like 7K or something.

00:07:13.440 Seven grand?

00:07:15.240 That's not even that much money.

00:07:16.500 Well,

00:07:16.620 you have to get like a bunch of grants.

00:07:17.840 It's so amazing that he was like,

00:07:19.920 we got to cut his dick off.

00:07:21.800 Well,

00:07:21.820 the music festival was like,

00:07:22.800 oh,

00:07:23.120 well,

00:07:23.400 like they get grants every year

00:07:25.120 and just like any artistic organization

00:07:29.220 in Canada has,

00:07:30.360 survives off grants.

00:07:31.540 Yeah.

00:07:32.560 Unless you're,

00:07:33.800 you know,

00:07:34.260 me.

00:07:35.340 And so,

00:07:36.340 or any other artist

00:07:38.520 that's actually successful.

00:07:39.580 I mean,

00:07:39.860 in,

00:07:40.120 in like a popular way,

00:07:41.720 because if you're doing art

00:07:43.080 that's like painting

00:07:44.620 and shit,

00:07:45.180 like it's hard to just be like,

00:07:46.140 yeah,

00:07:46.320 oh my God,

00:07:47.460 have you heard of

00:07:48.180 Volodymyr Skolowski?

00:07:50.780 He paints buttholes.

00:07:53.180 It's incredible.

00:07:55.660 He's selling tickets now.

00:07:57.520 He's touring.

00:07:59.220 There's no way for those people

00:08:00.260 to make money,

00:08:00.700 so they have to do grants.

00:08:02.240 But then,

00:08:02.640 because Candace woke her,

00:08:04.360 woke her,

00:08:04.740 all the grants are like,

00:08:05.720 well,

00:08:06.440 yeah,

00:08:06.640 you got to have,

00:08:07.320 you got to have a fucking trans

00:08:09.540 on the team,

00:08:10.500 on the squad.

00:08:11.360 That's what's up though.

00:08:12.380 So my dad was cool with it though.

00:08:13.760 But it was just hilarious

00:08:15.300 because he would just

00:08:15.820 bitch her around

00:08:17.640 and just be like,

00:08:19.420 where is my coffee?

00:08:21.600 And just,

00:08:23.060 I had to do stand up

00:08:24.900 in front of the trans once

00:08:26.260 because,

00:08:27.060 That one?

00:08:27.880 Yeah,

00:08:28.280 my dad forced me to do this,

00:08:30.100 like the worst comedy gig,

00:08:31.420 but he's like,

00:08:31.800 I'll pay you.

00:08:32.720 Oh no,

00:08:33.220 how much did he pay you?

00:08:34.340 My dad literally rented out

00:08:36.520 Yuck Yucks Niagara

00:08:37.780 during the day.

00:08:40.320 So I had to see like Andreas

00:08:41.680 and like all the,

00:08:43.180 and they had to see me

00:08:44.260 in like wearing a dress shirt

00:08:46.740 with like a fucking blazer.

00:08:50.400 And I had to go

00:08:51.520 and do stand up

00:08:52.320 for no audience.

00:08:53.920 It was like a sit,

00:08:54.720 it was like I did,

00:08:55.760 it was like Kill Tony for nobody.

00:08:58.720 And,

00:08:59.220 and there was just like some guy

00:09:00.720 that my dad knows

00:09:01.580 who's like a local,

00:09:02.440 like rich guy

00:09:04.020 or some shit

00:09:04.560 being like,

00:09:05.040 so when did you get

00:09:06.240 into this kid?

00:09:07.360 Like it was like a,

00:09:08.040 you do a minute

00:09:08.740 and then you sit down

00:09:09.580 with this guy.

00:09:10.260 Oh Jesus Christ.

00:09:11.140 That was pretty funny.

00:09:12.880 And then his transgender assistant

00:09:14.960 was just there like,

00:09:16.160 okay,

00:09:16.580 I guess that's his stand up.

00:09:19.900 How much did he pay you

00:09:21.620 for that dude?

00:09:22.760 400 bucks.

00:09:28.820 From his music festival,

00:09:31.120 Music Niagara.

00:09:32.440 He was flying the dollars.

00:09:35.080 Do stand up for nobody

00:09:36.320 and then my trans assistant

00:09:37.680 will be upset.

00:09:37.880 How old were you?

00:09:38.620 Was he trying,

00:09:38.960 was this like around the time?

00:09:40.220 This is like three years ago.

00:09:41.800 Oh God.

00:09:43.400 It's like after the pandemic.

00:09:45.020 Fuck.

00:09:45.400 Do you have the controller

00:09:46.060 for the TV

00:09:46.640 because I'm worried

00:09:47.140 the reflection's going to show?

00:09:48.240 It's over there.

00:09:50.040 Fuck.

00:09:50.560 It's all the way over there,

00:09:51.440 dude.

00:09:52.260 Can you get it?

00:09:53.000 Turn it off.

00:09:54.600 You don't like seeing

00:09:55.760 things we'd,

00:09:57.440 you'd rather watch?

00:09:58.860 No.

00:09:59.220 No.

00:10:02.440 Give me it.

00:10:13.120 Camilla.

00:10:14.200 Camilla.

00:10:15.320 Camilla Harris

00:10:16.040 is just a terrible,

00:10:17.200 terrible person.

00:10:18.320 No offense

00:10:18.840 to anybody

00:10:19.520 who would be offended.

00:10:20.540 I mean,

00:10:20.960 if you're offended by that,

00:10:22.080 then you're obviously

00:10:22.880 going to vote for her.

00:10:24.400 The thing is that

00:10:25.480 she wants to ruin the country.

00:10:29.240 Everybody knows it.

00:10:30.860 She wants to do the same thing

00:10:32.360 that that loser

00:10:33.900 Keir Starmer

00:10:35.640 in the UK is doing.

00:10:38.080 And by the way,

00:10:38.560 I've said this before,

00:10:39.300 but anybody confused

00:10:41.180 as why the UK

00:10:41.960 is falling apart,

00:10:42.720 you guys elected

00:10:43.780 a guy named Keir.

00:10:45.340 A grown man named Keir.

00:10:47.280 You know,

00:10:47.600 Keir means cock

00:10:48.520 cock in Farsi.

00:10:50.080 If your name's Keir,

00:10:51.200 you should only really

00:10:52.240 live to about

00:10:53.280 seven years old.

00:10:54.520 Okay?

00:10:54.880 That's not,

00:10:55.480 it's not a grown man's name,

00:10:56.960 Keir.

00:10:57.460 Keir.

00:10:58.600 I don't care.

00:10:59.640 Keir,

00:10:59.920 and then now you have

00:11:00.580 this other guy

00:11:01.300 in Brazil

00:11:02.240 who looks like Voldemort

00:11:03.980 and he's

00:11:05.520 coming down hard

00:11:07.380 on Twitter,

00:11:08.640 on X.

00:11:09.140 He's banned Twitter

00:11:09.980 and X in Brazil.

00:11:11.560 And Camilla wants

00:11:13.720 to do the same shit

00:11:14.900 in America.

00:11:15.940 Everybody knows it.

00:11:17.220 The liberals know it.

00:11:18.240 They want it.

00:11:19.280 The right wing knows it.

00:11:20.580 They're terrified.

00:11:22.240 And can we just

00:11:23.260 get it over with?

00:11:24.940 What?

00:11:25.400 Like end freedom?

00:11:26.960 Just put us

00:11:28.560 in the North Korea

00:11:29.900 style camps.

00:11:31.200 Like why,

00:11:31.520 we've been edging

00:11:32.620 communism for the last

00:11:33.980 like decade.

00:11:35.000 Just,

00:11:35.480 what do you mean

00:11:35.840 just do it?

00:11:36.520 We don't want that to happen.

00:11:37.660 We don't want it,

00:11:38.400 but I mean,

00:11:39.680 just do it for like

00:11:40.280 a couple years

00:11:40.840 and then people will revolt.

00:11:42.060 Oh yeah,

00:11:42.540 yeah,

00:11:42.740 they'll revolt.

00:11:43.420 No,

00:11:43.560 they won't.

00:11:44.280 We already saw that

00:11:45.400 with COVID

00:11:45.860 that people won't revolt.

00:11:47.140 They don't really do

00:11:48.220 anything to stop

00:11:50.300 what's happening.

00:11:51.620 In Canada,

00:11:52.480 it's even worse

00:11:53.380 and people are just,

00:11:55.300 it's just embarrassing.

00:11:56.300 I mean,

00:11:56.560 Jagmeet Singh went on stage

00:11:58.140 on TV

00:11:59.720 talking about

00:12:00.500 how much the price

00:12:01.460 of potatoes,

00:12:02.600 he's holding up

00:12:03.100 a bag of apples.

00:12:05.140 I mean,

00:12:05.800 these people are morons

00:12:07.800 for the most part

00:12:09.560 and Americans are smarter

00:12:13.240 than everybody says

00:12:14.340 is what I think

00:12:15.520 and I think that they know

00:12:16.760 that this is happening

00:12:17.620 and I think a lot of people

00:12:19.040 are going to stand up for it

00:12:20.000 and if you look on Facebook

00:12:20.960 or wherever you see,

00:12:22.380 like I posted something

00:12:23.620 on Facebook recently.

00:12:24.660 It was a promo video

00:12:25.680 where it was that video

00:12:27.380 where Hillary's like,

00:12:29.680 and then it's over to AOC

00:12:31.320 and she's like,

00:12:32.140 and it looks like

00:12:33.640 they're jerking people off

00:12:34.760 and then they pass it

00:12:35.540 to the next

00:12:36.100 and then it's me.

00:12:36.940 I made the video

00:12:37.880 where it's me doing my,

00:12:39.600 promoting my dates

00:12:41.140 and that video has like

00:12:43.080 a shit ton of views

00:12:43.980 on Facebook

00:12:45.040 and I got like 4,200 likes on it

00:12:47.260 and there's just a shit ton

00:12:48.680 of people commenting

00:12:49.480 being like,

00:12:51.680 you know,

00:12:52.760 oh,

00:12:53.460 these Trumpers,

00:12:54.700 these Trumpers

00:12:55.620 and then you look

00:12:56.120 at their profile

00:12:56.620 and it's like a garden

00:12:58.240 or like it's like a picture

00:12:59.380 of like a cat

00:13:00.160 or it's like a,

00:13:00.720 these people who want,

00:13:03.300 who hate Trump

00:13:04.060 are genuinely

00:13:05.600 disturbed

00:13:07.840 in the sense

00:13:08.620 that they're like

00:13:09.240 mentally fucked up

00:13:10.920 and they don't understand

00:13:12.400 the consequences

00:13:14.420 and they don't care

00:13:16.300 about the consequences

00:13:17.260 and if anything,

00:13:18.360 they actually,

00:13:18.900 some of them know

00:13:19.740 the consequences

00:13:20.340 and want that to happen.

00:13:21.620 They're like,

00:13:22.280 I know this is going

00:13:23.060 to be bad for people

00:13:24.000 who do comedy

00:13:25.760 or free speech

00:13:27.380 or whatever.

00:13:28.160 They don't want people

00:13:29.500 to have freedom of speech.

00:13:30.700 They want freedom of speech

00:13:31.820 to basically end

00:13:34.580 and it's the same thing

00:13:36.480 as COVID.

00:13:37.080 It's the same thing

00:13:37.860 when people during COVID

00:13:39.180 wanted you to stay inside

00:13:40.740 and they wanted

00:13:42.060 all the stores

00:13:42.720 to be closed

00:13:43.300 as long as possible

00:13:44.160 and when they were like,

00:13:44.920 we're going to open them

00:13:45.560 and like,

00:13:45.860 what are you crazy?

00:13:46.640 You're going to kill people.

00:13:47.980 Those people now want

00:13:50.500 to take away

00:13:51.840 freedom of speech.

00:13:52.720 That's their new thing

00:13:53.900 because they saw

00:13:55.540 the success of COVID

00:13:56.820 in terms of destroying

00:13:58.580 so many people's lives

00:13:59.460 and making people's lives worse

00:14:00.740 which makes more people's lives

00:14:02.620 similar to their lives

00:14:04.120 because their lives are bad

00:14:05.720 and that's why

00:14:07.020 people on the left

00:14:07.880 want to ruin everything

00:14:09.600 and vote for Kamala's

00:14:10.920 and for Trudeau's

00:14:12.460 and for Kears

00:14:13.660 and all these

00:14:15.240 shitty left-wing politicians

00:14:16.900 because they are sad,

00:14:18.500 depressed,

00:14:19.200 lonely,

00:14:19.900 loser,

00:14:21.700 like people who don't

00:14:23.820 have a lot of sex,

00:14:24.760 don't have a lot of interests,

00:14:26.560 don't have a lot of money

00:14:27.700 and they just see people

00:14:29.740 who have money,

00:14:30.680 have interests,

00:14:31.320 have sex,

00:14:32.560 have opinions,

00:14:35.120 have platforms

00:14:36.460 as their enemy,

00:14:38.780 their personal enemy.

00:14:40.320 Anybody who took a bad situation

00:14:42.920 and made something good out of it

00:14:44.500 is an enemy to them.

00:14:46.720 That's why so many people hated me

00:14:48.240 during the pandemic

00:14:48.960 who were all losers

00:14:49.840 and like in the Toronto comedy scene

00:14:51.960 that saw me gaining success

00:14:54.200 and they still fucking hate me.

00:14:55.480 I mean,

00:14:55.620 some of them now are like,

00:14:56.580 oh,

00:14:56.700 can I open for you?

00:14:58.180 But they still hate me

00:15:00.360 because they

00:15:01.880 and a lot of people

00:15:03.940 saw COVID

00:15:04.680 as an opportunity

00:15:05.580 to do nothing

00:15:06.560 and not have to feel bad about it

00:15:08.320 and be able to be like,

00:15:09.580 look,

00:15:09.780 everybody's doing nothing

00:15:10.720 so if I do nothing,

00:15:11.680 it's the same.

00:15:12.600 Why is this guy doing something?

00:15:14.280 Why is this Ben Bankis guy

00:15:15.460 performing shows outside?

00:15:16.860 Why is this Ben Bankis guy

00:15:18.040 creating a following

00:15:19.900 when everybody else has given up?

00:15:22.140 What a piece of shit.

00:15:23.260 Fuck him.

00:15:23.740 So that's now happening

00:15:26.840 on a bigger scale

00:15:29.340 with freedom of speech

00:15:31.780 and the idea that

00:15:33.420 if Trump wins,

00:15:35.720 people are going to be allowed

00:15:36.580 to say whatever they want.

00:15:37.980 It's like,

00:15:38.340 these people are actually crazy

00:15:40.080 to not look at themselves

00:15:41.120 in the mirror

00:15:41.580 and be like,

00:15:42.040 yo,

00:15:42.240 you're literally

00:15:42.960 everything that's wrong

00:15:44.700 with the world right now

00:15:46.720 and Kamala is like

00:15:48.780 your spokesperson

00:15:49.380 which is just disturbing

00:15:51.500 and she wasn't even elected.

00:15:54.300 She was never elected.

00:15:56.080 She was chosen by Biden

00:15:57.360 and then she was chosen

00:15:58.700 to be the nominee.

00:16:00.960 She was never elected.

00:16:01.900 She never went through

00:16:02.900 the normal nomination

00:16:06.560 to become the leader

00:16:09.580 of the Democratic Party.

00:16:10.860 She never did that.

00:16:12.080 It's crazy what's happened

00:16:13.380 and if you say that

00:16:15.280 to a liberal,

00:16:15.800 they're like,

00:16:16.300 well,

00:16:16.580 yeah,

00:16:16.860 but you have to understand

00:16:17.900 that we need to beat Trump

00:16:19.140 and that's the most important thing.

00:16:20.840 It's like,

00:16:21.360 so they'll do anything.

00:16:23.240 It doesn't,

00:16:23.600 they don't,

00:16:23.920 they want,

00:16:24.680 like you said,

00:16:25.220 it's like,

00:16:25.440 why don't we just do communism?

00:16:26.480 They do want to do that.

00:16:28.340 That is exactly

00:16:29.060 what will happen

00:16:30.140 in the next year and a half.

00:16:32.500 Like if,

00:16:33.340 my predictor is

00:16:34.500 if Kamala wins,

00:16:36.760 she's going to

00:16:37.600 almost immediately

00:16:38.380 try to shut down Twitter.

00:16:39.580 she's going to immediately

00:16:41.220 make

00:16:42.180 all Facebook

00:16:44.600 and all these companies

00:16:45.660 either do what they did

00:16:46.860 in Canada

00:16:47.300 where they have to pay money

00:16:48.480 to posts

00:16:50.860 or like to,

00:16:52.000 to like some sort of tax

00:16:53.860 or the,

00:16:55.920 and,

00:16:56.640 or they're going to try

00:16:57.700 to make it so

00:16:58.840 that they have just like less,

00:17:01.620 like more censorship

00:17:02.480 and less freedom of speech

00:17:03.800 on those platforms.

00:17:05.360 The only saving grace

00:17:06.340 and one of the coolest thing

00:17:07.340 that's,

00:17:07.660 one of the coolest things

00:17:09.000 that's happened recently

00:17:10.100 is that Mark Zuckerberg

00:17:12.460 came out

00:17:13.180 and was basically like,

00:17:14.700 yo,

00:17:15.240 I'm sorry about the pandemic.

00:17:17.200 I was wrong.

00:17:18.640 I censored stuff

00:17:19.900 that I shouldn't have censored

00:17:21.000 and I worked

00:17:22.100 with the Biden-Harris administration

00:17:24.600 to censor people

00:17:25.800 and censor opinions

00:17:27.240 and censor doctors

00:17:28.200 and censor podcasts

00:17:29.300 and censor all this stuff

00:17:30.380 on my platform

00:17:31.360 and it was wrong.

00:17:33.480 And,

00:17:33.720 thank God for Dana White

00:17:35.520 because Dana White

00:17:36.840 is low-key saving the world

00:17:40.340 and people don't even realize this

00:17:42.200 by basically

00:17:43.100 just being a cool guy

00:17:45.260 and having the UFC

00:17:46.880 and getting so many celebrities involved

00:17:49.860 and bringing people

00:17:52.080 like Mark Zuckerberg

00:17:53.200 who all of a sudden

00:17:54.320 like a few years ago

00:17:55.280 was like,

00:17:55.720 I'm interested in jujitsu

00:17:56.900 and started doing jujitsu

00:17:58.160 and then got really into it

00:18:00.160 and then obviously got into UFC

00:18:01.800 and then he's like,

00:18:04.300 oh,

00:18:04.420 I'm rich.

00:18:04.880 I can just go to UFC.

00:18:06.060 Oh,

00:18:06.180 I can be backstage

00:18:06.860 and then it's like,

00:18:07.720 yeah,

00:18:07.860 but now everybody's calling you

00:18:09.040 a little bitch

00:18:09.800 when the cameras are off

00:18:11.620 and everything's off

00:18:12.420 and Dana White's sitting there

00:18:13.720 and Trump comes in the room

00:18:14.780 and they go,

00:18:15.320 you're a little fucking bitch.

00:18:17.260 You know what you did.

00:18:18.260 You worked behind our backs

00:18:20.100 to fuck us over,

00:18:21.400 to take away free speech

00:18:22.960 and Mark Zuckerberg's sitting there

00:18:25.640 like,

00:18:25.980 fuck,

00:18:26.940 I want to be a cool kid.

00:18:28.360 I want to be cool.

00:18:29.720 I want you guys to respect me.

00:18:31.540 That's why he said the N-word

00:18:32.420 in that video.

00:18:33.420 Yeah,

00:18:33.580 he pretty well,

00:18:34.360 yeah,

00:18:34.720 that's debatable

00:18:35.260 if he said the N-word or not,

00:18:36.320 but I mean,

00:18:37.240 look,

00:18:37.720 I said I want Kamala to say it.

00:18:39.140 I want everybody to say it.

00:18:39.980 I want Mark Zuckerberg to say it.

00:18:41.540 If we all say it.

00:18:42.240 Everybody say it.

00:18:42.740 Hallelujah.

00:18:43.360 I want Trump to say it.

00:18:44.660 We should all say the N-word

00:18:45.900 every day of the week.

00:18:47.400 Yay, yay, yay.

00:18:48.720 I want the Jews to say it.

00:18:50.140 I want the Palestinians to say it.

00:18:51.600 Why don't the Palestinians say

00:18:52.900 the N-word with the Jews

00:18:54.020 and then everything will be solved?

00:18:57.860 I think that Dana White

00:19:00.660 really brought Mark Zuckerberg

00:19:03.300 into that inner circle

00:19:04.420 and made him realize

00:19:05.960 how much of a mistake

00:19:06.780 he was making

00:19:07.400 siding with the liberals

00:19:08.460 who aren't cool.

00:19:10.020 They're not going to get him pussy.

00:19:11.160 I mean,

00:19:11.680 he's married to some,

00:19:12.940 you know,

00:19:13.800 boring looking Chinese woman,

00:19:15.740 but he's a fucking billion bajillionaire.

00:19:19.240 There's no,

00:19:19.880 I doubt it

00:19:21.860 that he's like,

00:19:23.180 I bet even now

00:19:24.360 he's like probably,

00:19:25.320 he's got the kind of money

00:19:26.980 where he would talk to his wife

00:19:28.200 and be like,

00:19:28.600 look,

00:19:29.120 I'm going to go fuck people.

00:19:30.860 Like,

00:19:32.160 I don't want to get divorced

00:19:33.380 because you're taking everything,

00:19:34.400 but just like enjoy.

00:19:35.660 Enjoy this

00:19:36.380 hundred million dollar house

00:19:38.380 for the weekend

00:19:39.180 while I go out with Dana White.

00:19:40.800 Hell yeah.

00:19:41.400 And watch him punch his wife

00:19:42.820 in the face.

00:19:43.200 Which is why Dana White's a cool dude.

00:19:46.860 Pretty much.

00:19:47.420 I mean,

00:19:47.580 everyone saw that.

00:19:48.240 She punched him first.

00:19:49.280 Exactly.

00:19:49.860 And he retaliated

00:19:50.960 and

00:19:51.540 It's protect yourself at all times.

00:19:53.560 Hey,

00:19:54.360 you don't punch,

00:19:56.080 if you're the wife of the owner of UFC

00:19:58.420 and you fucking smack him in public,

00:20:00.220 like you don't think,

00:20:01.480 Yeah.

00:20:01.840 Like what do you think

00:20:02.520 He likes Jon Jones for a reason.

00:20:05.100 Either way.

00:20:05.900 Maybe not the best,

00:20:09.260 best thing to talk about

00:20:11.200 in terms of,

00:20:12.260 Mark Zuckerberg says the end

00:20:13.320 where Dana White hits his wife.

00:20:14.980 We're going back to the 50s.

00:20:16.320 This is what I'm saying.

00:20:17.060 Communism's over.

00:20:17.800 So,

00:20:18.460 it's done.

00:20:18.900 The saving grace

00:20:19.880 and why I'm talking about this

00:20:21.360 is if Kamala wins now,

00:20:23.380 she's going to have a harder time

00:20:24.880 reeling in Facebook

00:20:26.500 and Instagram

00:20:27.640 because Zuckerberg

00:20:29.220 is basically like,

00:20:30.140 yo,

00:20:30.720 I'm for the boys now.

00:20:32.340 I'm trying to get pussy.

00:20:33.880 I'm trying to look cool.

00:20:35.200 I'm trying to wear

00:20:35.640 chains.

00:20:36.980 I'm trying to like,

00:20:37.900 It is sad to see him

00:20:39.080 try to look cool.

00:20:40.320 Well,

00:20:40.760 it kind of looks like Macklemore.

00:20:41.600 It's less sad than him

00:20:42.960 before being like,

00:20:44.580 looking like an alien

00:20:45.720 in that.

00:20:46.280 Remember when he was on

00:20:47.440 trial basically

00:20:49.460 with the

00:20:50.420 like

00:20:51.340 Supreme Court

00:20:52.680 or what was it?

00:20:53.340 The Congress.

00:20:54.420 Yeah.

00:20:55.060 He had to do a hearing

00:20:56.220 about the whole COVID thing

00:20:57.360 and he was like,

00:20:57.860 Oh,

00:20:58.060 I had no idea.

00:20:59.200 And then he,

00:20:59.560 yeah,

00:20:59.720 he knew everything.

00:21:01.000 He knows what he's doing

00:21:02.160 and if he would just,

00:21:04.160 if they would just work

00:21:05.400 with Trump

00:21:05.880 a little bit,

00:21:07.000 like even making it even

00:21:08.340 will make Trump win.

00:21:09.900 That's the crazy part

00:21:10.900 is they know that

00:21:11.620 they can't just make it fair

00:21:13.240 because if it's fair,

00:21:14.860 Trump will win every time.

00:21:16.200 So they have to be

00:21:17.680 one-sided.

00:21:18.820 Now,

00:21:19.060 so that's that.

00:21:20.620 And now I'm seeing

00:21:21.720 this other thing

00:21:22.360 with the Alexa.

00:21:23.940 Like,

00:21:24.080 have you seen this?

00:21:24.600 Amazon Alexa.

00:21:25.820 What about it?

00:21:26.360 If you ask an Amazon Alexa,

00:21:28.800 why is Donald Trump

00:21:31.560 a good candidate?

00:21:32.620 It will say,

00:21:34.160 we're not allowed

00:21:36.400 to give political,

00:21:38.220 political opinions.

00:21:40.360 But if you ask about Kamala,

00:21:41.740 does it go,

00:21:43.020 Oh,

00:21:43.220 this is why?

00:21:44.080 Yeah.

00:21:44.460 It goes,

00:21:44.740 she's a great candidate.

00:21:46.500 So,

00:21:46.900 and there's tons of like

00:21:47.860 instances of that

00:21:48.680 with like chat GPTs

00:21:49.960 and different AIs.

00:21:51.380 And,

00:21:51.580 and it's so obvious now

00:21:53.740 where we're in this

00:21:56.560 weird situation

00:21:58.840 where,

00:21:59.580 like I said before,

00:22:01.000 the liberals know

00:22:02.520 this is happening

00:22:03.400 and they're,

00:22:04.000 they're for it

00:22:05.020 because they're basically,

00:22:06.320 it's like when somebody's

00:22:08.080 bloodthirsty

00:22:08.820 and they're like,

00:22:09.540 I don't care anymore.

00:22:11.040 You know,

00:22:11.680 it's like,

00:22:12.260 please,

00:22:12.600 I have a child.

00:22:13.700 And they're like,

00:22:14.260 no,

00:22:14.920 like that's how the left is

00:22:16.960 where they're basically like,

00:22:19.020 you know,

00:22:19.460 they're like,

00:22:19.840 but you're manipulating the media

00:22:21.260 and you're making all the social media

00:22:24.180 one-sided

00:22:24.880 and your companies like Amazon

00:22:27.060 are 100% behind one candidate

00:22:29.160 and they're pushing that agenda.

00:22:30.780 And then the liberals are like,

00:22:32.060 I don't care.

00:22:33.100 That's how we're going to win.

00:22:34.260 It is funny that,

00:22:35.420 that Amazon is trying to like act liberal

00:22:37.760 when it's like literal slave labor

00:22:39.420 in the warehouses.

00:22:41.500 Yeah.

00:22:42.080 I mean,

00:22:42.380 it's literally slavery.

00:22:44.320 Yeah.

00:22:45.120 And Jeff Bezos is like,

00:22:46.640 yo,

00:22:46.780 we got to get Kamala.

00:22:47.640 Which is why it's such a good business.

00:22:49.520 That's why you got to vote Kamala

00:22:50.740 if you're really racist.

00:22:52.880 Vote Kamala Harris

00:22:53.820 if you're in favor of modern day slavery,

00:22:57.360 such as Amazon,

00:22:59.720 Walmart.

00:23:01.200 I'd like to see Joe Rogan

00:23:03.520 host the debates this year.

00:23:05.900 They've talked about that for years,

00:23:07.540 but on his podcast though,

00:23:08.780 and it's Trump and Kamala.

00:23:12.060 Trump has already said that he would do it.

00:23:13.640 He said he would do it with Biden.

00:23:14.960 He said he would do it before with,

00:23:16.760 I'm pretty sure with Hillary.

00:23:18.220 I'm pretty sure.

00:23:19.440 Yeah.

00:23:19.780 And Rogan invited them both.

00:23:22.520 But Rogan said like,

00:23:24.280 I won't just have Trump on.

00:23:26.480 For sure.

00:23:27.520 You won't have both.

00:23:27.780 Which is also,

00:23:28.300 I think that it's partly

00:23:29.540 because Rogan's like,

00:23:30.320 I don't want to help him get elected.

00:23:31.500 But it's like,

00:23:31.880 just do it.

00:23:32.880 Just fucking do it.

00:23:33.780 Yeah, do it, dude.

00:23:34.380 But I mean,

00:23:34.920 that's what's awesome

00:23:36.000 about Trump's strategy right now

00:23:37.920 is he's pretty much

00:23:38.820 approaching the presidency.

00:23:39.940 Like he's got a Netflix special

00:23:41.720 dropping in a few weeks.

00:23:42.900 Like he's like,

00:23:43.660 I'm going on Theo Vaughn.

00:23:45.420 I'm going on Lex Friedman.

00:23:46.840 I'm going on,

00:23:47.540 he's going on all these podcasts

00:23:49.060 that are like comedy podcasts

00:23:51.880 and Joe Rogan podcasts.

00:23:54.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:55.960 And that's awesome.

00:23:57.080 Meanwhile, Kamala,

00:23:58.000 her whole strategy

00:23:58.680 is just going on stage

00:23:59.720 in Detroit and be like,

00:24:01.340 beat him in tiny, tiny,

00:24:02.320 go me in tiny, tiny,

00:24:03.400 oh, she, my fucker.

00:24:07.120 Which is not a bad strategy.

00:24:09.000 I kind of wouldn't make it.

00:24:09.500 The more you say this,

00:24:11.280 the more I wish I could vote for her

00:24:13.480 for fun.

00:24:14.520 The more I'm like,

00:24:15.960 it's the,

00:24:16.940 because in 2016,

00:24:18.480 Trump was the funny one

00:24:19.760 to vote for.

00:24:20.820 But now,

00:24:21.660 because the logic.

00:24:22.980 She's not really the funny,

00:24:24.060 like she's not funny though.

00:24:25.700 Like she's not trying to be funny.

00:24:27.100 That's the,

00:24:27.420 the creepy part about it is like,

00:24:29.420 I mean,

00:24:29.660 Trump goes up there

00:24:30.360 and actually says funny shit.

00:24:32.260 I mean,

00:24:32.920 the act of voting for her,

00:24:34.280 like being just like a straight guy.

00:24:36.120 I guess it's funny,

00:24:36.820 but it's more like,

00:24:38.500 it's not funny,

00:24:39.200 ha ha.

00:24:39.680 It's like funny,

00:24:40.440 like funny,

00:24:41.140 funny,

00:24:41.600 weird.

00:24:42.600 That was the whole thing.

00:24:43.740 Oh,

00:24:44.460 the Republicans are all weird.

00:24:47.540 They're so weird.

00:24:48.820 They're just weird.

00:24:49.740 It's like,

00:24:50.100 Kamala has a fucking,

00:24:51.720 looks like she has a wig on.

00:24:53.780 Her face looks like it's falling off.

00:24:55.800 Her neck looks like it was stapled in

00:24:57.800 with a fucking,

00:24:59.060 I don't know how many Ozempic shots

00:25:01.260 she's on a fucking day.

00:25:03.200 And that Tim Walls guys,

00:25:04.740 Tim Walls looks really racist.

00:25:06.520 He looks like a,

00:25:07.400 he looks like a bald Hitler,

00:25:09.140 bald fat Hitler.

00:25:09.800 He looks so mad that he's

00:25:11.800 gotta be vice president

00:25:13.400 to a black woman if he wins.

00:25:15.100 Yeah.

00:25:15.260 Like he looks like he's trying to lose.

00:25:17.100 So he doesn't have to be subservient

00:25:18.600 to a black woman for four years.

00:25:21.340 But if,

00:25:22.220 but Trump did,

00:25:24.520 or sorry,

00:25:24.940 Rogan did invite Trump

00:25:27.220 and the other candidates

00:25:29.460 every single time,

00:25:30.960 including,

00:25:31.880 I guess,

00:25:32.500 the last time Biden

00:25:33.780 to debate each other.

00:25:35.600 and it's the Democrats

00:25:37.280 every time

00:25:38.140 who don't want to do that

00:25:39.360 because they,

00:25:41.400 their media training

00:25:43.300 is the old school media training

00:25:45.120 of like the interview

00:25:47.360 that Kamala did on CNN

00:25:48.920 or whatever it was.

00:25:50.320 Everything's edited.

00:25:51.700 It's only 19 minutes of her

00:25:54.500 and like,

00:25:55.580 she's actually only speaking

00:25:57.340 like 12 minutes of that.

00:26:00.100 The other half is just

00:26:01.280 the other person asking questions

00:26:02.580 and it's all edited.

00:26:03.740 If they know,

00:26:05.680 and that's why

00:26:06.200 they're shitting their pants.

00:26:07.340 I think it's September 10th

00:26:08.640 coming up

00:26:09.380 is going to be the first

00:26:10.760 and possibly only debate,

00:26:12.940 which is pretty unheard of.

00:26:14.260 They're so close.

00:26:15.080 They should have done it

00:26:15.760 on the 11th.

00:26:16.440 For a presidential election,

00:26:18.360 they should have,

00:26:19.380 I mean,

00:26:19.660 for some states,

00:26:20.880 it'll probably bleed over.

00:26:21.740 But I mean,

00:26:22.060 it's kind of funny

00:26:22.660 to watch all the highlights

00:26:23.500 on the 11th too.

00:26:24.580 No, 9-11.

00:26:25.480 Like,

00:26:25.680 because all day,

00:26:26.620 like from the morning.

00:26:27.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:28.180 Never forget.

00:26:29.260 Yeah,

00:26:29.660 never forget.

00:26:30.240 And then it's just going to be

00:26:30.980 Trump saying hilarious stuff.

00:26:32.580 It's going to be Trump.

00:26:33.260 If Trump calls her

00:26:34.240 the N-word on live TV,

00:26:35.800 he's winning.

00:26:37.540 He would have to do

00:26:38.420 non-hard R though.

00:26:39.560 He'd have to just say,

00:26:40.680 ah.

00:26:41.140 At this point,

00:26:41.720 he's been shot

00:26:42.380 and sent to jail.

00:26:43.380 At this point,

00:26:44.240 he gets the hard pass.

00:26:46.320 I do think

00:26:47.060 that

00:26:48.100 this,

00:26:50.220 like,

00:26:50.820 I don't know.

00:26:51.620 It's going to be split

00:26:52.480 even with black people

00:26:53.420 because

00:26:55.640 there's a lot of black people

00:26:57.560 who are just like,

00:26:58.220 I can't vote Trump

00:26:59.280 because he is,

00:27:00.660 because of,

00:27:01.220 even if they don't believe

00:27:02.460 the truth,

00:27:03.760 they just,

00:27:04.180 they don't like Kodak black.

00:27:06.080 Well,

00:27:06.420 like,

00:27:06.660 cool black people will,

00:27:07.920 like,

00:27:08.660 cool black people will,

00:27:10.000 but like,

00:27:10.400 loser blacks

00:27:11.180 will vote for fucking Camelot.

00:27:14.580 Loser blacks.

00:27:16.040 Like,

00:27:16.340 black people who are just like,

00:27:17.580 oh well,

00:27:18.140 I don't look,

00:27:18.680 like,

00:27:18.940 you know,

00:27:19.220 just like nerdy.

00:27:20.500 Like a black,

00:27:21.080 kind of like black

00:27:21.860 and you're like,

00:27:22.640 just in a GameStop all day.

00:27:24.340 Like,

00:27:24.580 if you're black

00:27:25.100 and you're like,

00:27:25.600 actually black

00:27:26.280 and you're like,

00:27:26.960 like,

00:27:27.520 like the video

00:27:28.180 that I saw earlier.

00:27:29.280 Like LA Fitness black

00:27:29.600 versus like,

00:27:31.140 Nintendo Switch black.

00:27:32.880 No,

00:27:33.460 more like

00:27:34.340 calling the police

00:27:36.680 at a Red Lobster

00:27:38.160 because

00:27:38.520 they said it was

00:27:40.300 unlimited shrimp

00:27:41.180 and then it was,

00:27:41.840 like that level of black

00:27:43.320 will vote Trump.

00:27:44.440 But then

00:27:45.160 blacks who go

00:27:46.980 to like Equinox,

00:27:49.120 their vote,

00:27:49.520 yeah,

00:27:49.860 or not,

00:27:50.520 like LA Fitness

00:27:51.140 will vote Trump.

00:27:52.480 Equinox blacks

00:27:53.240 are voting Camelot.

00:27:54.720 I didn't even know

00:27:55.420 they lent blank people

00:27:56.560 into Equinox.

00:27:57.460 I thought that's why

00:27:57.960 it was so expensive.

00:27:59.240 It's a recent thing.

00:27:59.940 I thought that's why

00:28:00.440 it was like 200 bucks a month.

00:28:01.960 Yeah,

00:28:02.440 no,

00:28:02.740 it's for the whites only.

00:28:03.720 I think it's even more

00:28:04.380 than that now.

00:28:05.360 But,

00:28:05.840 damn.

00:28:06.320 No,

00:28:06.480 it's definitely not whites only,

00:28:07.580 unfortunately.

00:28:08.420 No,

00:28:08.640 obviously,

00:28:09.220 I don't think that

00:28:09.980 that should be a thing.

00:28:11.060 But,

00:28:11.500 I do think that

00:28:13.940 all the comics,

00:28:16.580 especially like

00:28:17.340 the Kill Tony,

00:28:18.820 like David Lucas,

00:28:20.880 like,

00:28:21.080 just comics

00:28:21.920 who are like

00:28:22.320 cool people

00:28:22.860 who are black

00:28:23.740 are going to vote

00:28:24.240 for Trump.

00:28:25.800 And,

00:28:26.160 pretty much

00:28:26.620 of any race

00:28:27.940 that are cool people,

00:28:29.080 all the cool people

00:28:30.320 are voting Trump.

00:28:31.900 All the people

00:28:32.440 who get tons of pussy

00:28:33.540 and party

00:28:35.000 and have multiple houses

00:28:38.460 and,

00:28:39.000 you know,

00:28:40.280 wealthy people

00:28:41.040 for the most part

00:28:42.280 of voting Trump,

00:28:42.920 except,

00:28:43.360 especially new wealthy,

00:28:44.920 people who just got rich

00:28:46.620 or like,

00:28:47.480 you know,

00:28:47.700 but if your parents were rich

00:28:49.080 and you were just a rich kid

00:28:50.500 and you got,

00:28:51.240 those kids are going to vote

00:28:52.300 for Kamala

00:28:52.780 because they're just

00:28:53.520 spoiled brats.

00:28:54.700 And,

00:28:55.200 it's the same thing

00:28:55.820 like I talked about before.

00:28:57.120 They want to see

00:28:58.800 other people suffer

00:29:00.620 and the rich kids,

00:29:03.440 like the kids

00:29:04.360 whose parents were rich,

00:29:05.660 like Kamala's stepdaughter

00:29:07.000 who looks super woke,

00:29:09.160 she hates the rich kids

00:29:12.180 who are like,

00:29:12.960 fucking let's go

00:29:13.620 on the yacht

00:29:14.660 and drink

00:29:16.000 and do,

00:29:16.520 she hates those people

00:29:17.620 because she's like,

00:29:18.620 wasn't invited,

00:29:19.580 wasn't invited,

00:29:20.680 but had enough money

00:29:21.500 to be invited,

00:29:22.160 but just wasn't invited.

00:29:23.600 Those are the people

00:29:24.220 who are voting for Kamala,

00:29:25.760 but it's really coming up

00:29:27.500 real soon

00:29:28.180 and it's going to have

00:29:28.840 a huge impact on comedy.

00:29:30.720 It's going to be great.

00:29:32.080 It's going to be fun

00:29:32.840 and exciting,

00:29:33.580 but depending,

00:29:34.820 like I said,

00:29:35.600 if she wins,

00:29:37.240 it could actually destroy

00:29:39.460 tons of people's careers,

00:29:42.920 tons of comics.

00:29:43.840 It could destroy my career.

00:29:44.900 It could make something

00:29:46.480 like the Monkey Face video,

00:29:48.080 like hate speech in America,

00:29:50.120 but if that becomes a thing.

00:29:51.920 It would be funny

00:29:52.540 to see Kamala Harris

00:29:53.560 on stage

00:29:54.420 and using your Monkey Face video

00:29:56.700 as the example for.

00:29:58.460 You're like,

00:29:58.800 this is why we got,

00:29:59.460 we got to,

00:30:00.340 it would be kind of hard

00:30:02.200 to argue against.

00:30:06.080 Is this comedy?

00:30:08.580 But it is.

00:30:11.700 I mean,

00:30:12.020 obviously,

00:30:12.960 but it would be funny

00:30:14.680 if that's how you got

00:30:16.420 that mainstream recognition

00:30:17.720 is Kamala Harris.

00:30:21.000 It's even funny

00:30:21.440 just sitting here

00:30:22.080 and being like,

00:30:22.580 it is comedy,

00:30:23.760 you know,

00:30:24.000 you just have to understand

00:30:24.980 that doing blackface

00:30:26.460 with a monkey

00:30:26.940 and then doing

00:30:27.480 a Chinese accent

00:30:28.200 is-

00:30:28.340 There's a nuance to it.

00:30:29.280 It's art.

00:30:30.720 Look,

00:30:30.960 the nuance is that

00:30:31.960 it's so racist

00:30:33.000 that it's not racist.

00:30:35.600 Because it is,

00:30:36.580 it's just so-

00:30:38.080 It's like putting on

00:30:38.740 a fat suit.

00:30:39.740 It's like,

00:30:40.460 if you put on a fat suit,

00:30:41.720 it's like putting on

00:30:42.320 a fat suit,

00:30:42.960 but you're just

00:30:43.320 painting your face black.

00:30:45.360 Yeah,

00:30:45.600 well,

00:30:45.800 that's-

00:30:46.560 But that's how Trudeau

00:30:48.160 keeps winning,

00:30:48.780 so-

00:30:48.960 Look,

00:30:49.520 that's why I voted for him.

00:30:51.760 I think Kamala Harris

00:30:52.920 should do blacker face.

00:30:54.640 Dude,

00:30:55.240 she does blackface,

00:30:56.180 but it's just,

00:30:56.740 she calls it black,

00:30:57.900 and then they go,

00:30:58.420 are you in blackface?

00:30:59.260 She goes,

00:30:59.520 it's blacker face.

00:31:00.700 Yeah.

00:31:01.560 No,

00:31:01.820 that's when she says

00:31:02.620 the hard R.

00:31:04.120 Drake did it.

00:31:05.600 That's true.

00:31:06.260 Look where he is.

00:31:07.020 That's fact.

00:31:07.860 He's on,

00:31:08.560 he's having sex with kids.

00:31:09.880 That's as successful

00:31:10.580 as you get in this country.

00:31:12.180 As a Jewish man,

00:31:13.000 that's-

00:31:13.420 That's literally-

00:31:14.420 That's top of the game.

00:31:14.800 That's top of the game,

00:31:16.380 dude.

00:31:17.280 If you're rich enough

00:31:19.060 to bang kids,

00:31:19.940 and then still-

00:31:20.420 He probably has an island

00:31:21.160 that nobody even knows about.

00:31:22.360 Dude,

00:31:23.960 Drake Isle.

00:31:25.460 But,

00:31:25.980 if I was a kid

00:31:26.660 and I got raped by Drake,

00:31:27.700 I'd be so happy.

00:31:30.240 He's a good looking,

00:31:31.280 I mean,

00:31:31.560 you could be molested

00:31:32.360 by some creep.

00:31:35.040 I don't think

00:31:35.800 he's really fucking kids.

00:31:36.880 I think he's just

00:31:37.560 fucking young chicks.

00:31:39.220 No, obviously.

00:31:39.940 And I think that-

00:31:40.580 It's funnier to think that.

00:31:42.460 I think that Kendrick

00:31:43.760 and all those guys

00:31:44.480 are just jealous

00:31:45.120 because-

00:31:47.000 Because they're trying

00:31:47.620 to sleep with kids.

00:31:48.640 Yeah.

00:31:49.260 And they think at Kendrick-

00:31:50.220 Why don't these kids

00:31:50.820 want to fuck me?

00:31:51.320 And Kendrick is 5'2".

00:31:52.360 They think he's one of them.

00:31:53.680 He looks like a kid.

00:31:54.560 So he doesn't even feel

00:31:55.280 like pedophilia.

00:31:55.800 But hasn't he been married forever

00:31:57.340 and he's just in a boring

00:31:58.600 relationship?

00:32:00.440 Yeah, he's just like

00:32:00.840 a Christian dude

00:32:01.500 that does push-ups.

00:32:03.040 Yeah.

00:32:03.900 Yeah.

00:32:04.800 And that's the thing.

00:32:05.780 I mean,

00:32:05.920 everybody gets to-

00:32:06.780 I mean,

00:32:07.020 I get to a point

00:32:09.560 where I'm on tour

00:32:10.800 and I'm like,

00:32:11.360 you want to show you

00:32:12.760 to go to bed?

00:32:13.500 This isn't that fun.

00:32:14.920 I'd like to go out,

00:32:16.340 but-

00:32:17.780 Tell me you find

00:32:19.780 a playground.

00:32:21.460 Yo.

00:32:22.880 There's a pretty sick

00:32:23.700 playground next to

00:32:24.460 the Crown Plaza.

00:32:25.600 Oh, Dougie.

00:32:26.600 Let's find a Chuck E. Cheese

00:32:27.500 in every city.

00:32:28.120 Phoenix, Arizona.

00:32:35.060 I have been traveling a lot

00:32:36.600 and doing a lot of

00:32:37.360 really cool shows.

00:32:38.020 Yeah, you've been traveling

00:32:38.800 a lot, dude.

00:32:39.460 I have been.

00:32:40.700 I'm very grateful

00:32:41.700 to my fans

00:32:42.800 and you guys listening

00:32:44.060 and for coming

00:32:46.840 to support me

00:32:47.700 at the shows.

00:32:49.060 I mean,

00:32:49.200 the shows are fucking,

00:32:50.200 honestly,

00:32:50.700 my shows

00:32:51.160 are pretty phenomenal.

00:32:53.840 They're better than,

00:32:56.000 I'd say,

00:32:56.700 90% of comedy shows

00:32:58.060 I've been to.

00:32:58.540 I've been to a few

00:32:59.300 comedy shows

00:33:00.340 of other successful comedians

00:33:01.840 and mine has

00:33:03.860 one of the best vibes

00:33:05.140 you can go to

00:33:06.500 and it's fun

00:33:08.480 because right now

00:33:09.540 there's still that

00:33:10.480 5% of the audience

00:33:12.000 that is probably liberal

00:33:14.060 because they just didn't,

00:33:15.300 they just bought tickets.

00:33:16.060 They basically

00:33:16.420 go on a website,

00:33:17.820 they see Ben Bankas,

00:33:18.900 they click my name,

00:33:19.820 they see 220,000 followers,

00:33:21.740 they're like,

00:33:22.040 fuck it,

00:33:22.320 I'm going.

00:33:23.060 Let's just go to this.

00:33:24.460 This guy's funny

00:33:25.240 and then it's just me

00:33:27.800 being like,

00:33:28.460 you're a fucking retard

00:33:29.380 and then everybody

00:33:31.660 laughs at them

00:33:32.300 and then they feel

00:33:33.160 like they should leave

00:33:33.860 but then they don't

00:33:34.700 because they're cheap

00:33:35.980 and they spent 25 bucks

00:33:37.820 so they have to stay

00:33:38.600 but the vibes

00:33:40.060 are really fucking fun.

00:33:42.560 I don't know

00:33:43.260 when the last pod,

00:33:44.300 where we had been.

00:33:47.400 Arizona?

00:33:48.160 The last pod

00:33:49.280 was in Arizona

00:33:49.860 so we did the Arizona shows,

00:33:51.480 came back for a week,

00:33:54.020 did a bunch of shows

00:33:55.180 in town,

00:33:57.120 did Hans Kim's show

00:33:58.940 in Austin.

00:34:01.160 We lined up for

00:34:02.160 Kill Tony twice now

00:34:03.540 which is a fucking

00:34:04.220 absolute nightmare

00:34:05.100 and I personally,

00:34:06.400 I don't want to line up anymore.

00:34:08.080 I might even just tell

00:34:09.240 my manager like,

00:34:11.040 look,

00:34:11.580 I'm not lining up

00:34:12.520 for this anymore.

00:34:13.660 Get me as a guest

00:34:14.720 in 2025.

00:34:15.400 I'm going to take a ticket

00:34:17.220 but I do feel that

00:34:19.480 I actually like lining up

00:34:21.440 as much as it's annoying.

00:34:22.580 I like the excitement

00:34:25.260 of maybe I'll get pulled

00:34:27.220 and if I do get pulled,

00:34:29.200 you know,

00:34:29.660 I know that Tony knows me

00:34:32.100 so he'd be like,

00:34:32.880 yo,

00:34:33.040 come to Mitzi's and stuff

00:34:34.120 and come hang out after.

00:34:37.900 So it's just kind of a fun time

00:34:39.220 especially if you're there,

00:34:40.200 it's a fun time.

00:34:41.080 Being alone there sucks

00:34:42.300 because if you don't know

00:34:43.740 what Kill Tony is,

00:34:45.080 it's one of the most popular

00:34:46.880 comedy shows right now

00:34:49.100 on anywhere

00:34:50.500 on the YouTube.

00:34:51.880 It's on YouTube.

00:34:53.260 They've been doing

00:34:54.280 doing it for like 10 years.

00:34:56.360 They've been doing it

00:34:56.740 over 10 years.

00:34:57.600 I believe just in the last few years

00:34:59.420 blown up

00:35:00.280 and now they're doing it

00:35:02.280 at Madison Square Garden.

00:35:04.840 Yeah,

00:35:05.000 they're selling out like

00:35:05.960 HGP Center on New Year's.

00:35:08.080 It's a huge,

00:35:08.660 it's a big deal

00:35:09.860 and basically any person

00:35:11.300 can sign up

00:35:12.020 if you have a driver's license

00:35:13.280 and you wait in line,

00:35:14.800 you sign up,

00:35:15.340 put your name on the list.

00:35:16.380 I enjoy waiting in line with you

00:35:17.980 because we get to

00:35:18.920 look at comedians

00:35:20.420 that have been doing it

00:35:21.240 for a year and less

00:35:23.140 and tell them

00:35:24.680 that they have no hope

00:35:26.080 and that we don't want

00:35:27.120 to be their friend.

00:35:27.700 Yeah,

00:35:27.820 the last Kill Tony

00:35:28.560 we signed up for

00:35:29.240 this guy came up to us

00:35:30.580 and he was like

00:35:31.560 one of those awkward,

00:35:32.600 he had like that awkward autism

00:35:33.940 where he's like,

00:35:34.720 uh,

00:35:35.080 hey,

00:35:35.680 uh,

00:35:36.240 yeah,

00:35:36.540 and he was like,

00:35:37.320 I didn't sign up

00:35:38.560 because I forgot my wallet

00:35:39.920 at home

00:35:40.340 and I didn't have my ID

00:35:41.260 but I thought I'd stay

00:35:42.860 and network

00:35:43.520 so what are your names

00:35:46.360 and then I just,

00:35:47.200 before I even answered him,

00:35:48.340 I just go,

00:35:49.260 how many years

00:35:49.800 have you been doing comedy,

00:35:50.720 kid?

00:35:51.520 And he goes,

00:35:52.200 a year and a half.

00:35:53.540 I was like,

00:35:54.120 you don't want to talk to us.

00:35:55.360 Yeah,

00:35:55.680 you don't want to talk to us.

00:35:56.560 You go talk to somebody else.

00:35:57.700 He was like,

00:35:58.140 I thought we were all doing comedy

00:35:59.760 and it's like,

00:36:00.520 no,

00:36:00.800 no,

00:36:01.000 no,

00:36:01.100 no,

00:36:01.420 no,

00:36:01.680 we're doing comedy.

00:36:02.900 I'm trying to make it.

00:36:03.760 you're,

00:36:04.820 you're trying to meet friends

00:36:08.120 and,

00:36:08.500 and,

00:36:09.020 and people that are just

00:36:10.520 as retarded as you

00:36:11.540 and we're just not

00:36:12.580 as retarded as you.

00:36:13.740 We're not,

00:36:14.200 so we're not going to be able

00:36:15.000 to be your friend.

00:36:15.880 We don't want to be friends

00:36:16.720 with anyone.

00:36:17.400 We actually want to use people.

00:36:19.000 It's like Drake.

00:36:19.760 To get ahead.

00:36:20.400 No,

00:36:20.700 no new friends.

00:36:21.420 Well,

00:36:21.520 that's the thing with female comics

00:36:22.700 and sometimes,

00:36:23.440 I mean,

00:36:24.700 there's female comics

00:36:25.780 that are funny out there.

00:36:27.040 I'm not saying there aren't,

00:36:28.040 but especially the new

00:36:29.700 open mic female comics,

00:36:31.160 they just have this air about them

00:36:33.000 where they're just like

00:36:33.820 the wide eyed thing

00:36:35.100 and they're just like,

00:36:35.940 and,

00:36:36.100 and why aren't you being nice to me?

00:36:37.620 It's like,

00:36:37.880 because,

00:36:38.360 because your vagina

00:36:39.720 means nothing to me,

00:36:40.720 slut.

00:36:42.460 Well,

00:36:43.100 it's not that.

00:36:44.140 It's more that

00:36:45.120 there are very few female comics

00:36:48.060 that will help you

00:36:48.980 in your career.

00:36:50.800 No offense.

00:36:51.940 I don't know if anybody's

00:36:53.020 offended by that,

00:36:53.880 but even the successful

00:36:55.820 female comics

00:36:56.660 and I'm talking,

00:36:57.700 I'm not even talking about that.

00:36:58.960 I'm talking about like

00:36:59.560 just low level

00:37:00.480 open micers

00:37:01.300 who are like,

00:37:03.000 why,

00:37:03.260 why would you say that to me?

00:37:04.580 Like,

00:37:04.920 I,

00:37:05.300 like,

00:37:05.920 Armand was on stage

00:37:06.640 at a show

00:37:07.080 and this open micer

00:37:08.800 I had a conversation with

00:37:09.720 like once

00:37:10.540 outside of a show

00:37:11.820 while having a cigarette

00:37:12.620 and not even like

00:37:14.260 an interesting conference,

00:37:15.000 just like,

00:37:15.480 oh yeah,

00:37:16.000 how long?

00:37:16.640 Oh,

00:37:17.000 seven months.

00:37:17.740 Oh,

00:37:17.960 cool.

00:37:19.200 Anyway,

00:37:19.600 so Armand's on stage

00:37:20.900 doing well

00:37:21.740 in a tough room,

00:37:24.240 Maggie Mays,

00:37:25.180 which is across

00:37:25.860 from the mothership

00:37:26.820 in Austin

00:37:27.460 and this girl

00:37:28.800 comes up to me

00:37:29.380 and goes like,

00:37:29.980 how,

00:37:30.500 like,

00:37:30.700 how long is he doing?

00:37:31.980 Like,

00:37:32.420 how much time

00:37:33.220 does he have up there?

00:37:34.160 And I was like,

00:37:34.640 I looked at the clock,

00:37:35.480 I'm like,

00:37:35.700 I'm pretty sure

00:37:36.120 he's only been on

00:37:36.680 for like nine minutes.

00:37:37.480 He has a 10 minute spot

00:37:38.420 and she was like,

00:37:39.420 oh,

00:37:39.680 that's how many men's

00:37:40.520 and just like

00:37:41.740 got all like angry

00:37:42.640 and shit

00:37:42.980 and I was like,

00:37:43.560 and then she talked

00:37:44.480 to both of us

00:37:45.060 after and was like,

00:37:46.040 oh,

00:37:46.240 this guy was such a dick

00:37:47.300 to me

00:37:47.560 and then I hit her

00:37:49.560 and then I hit her.

00:37:52.120 No,

00:37:52.860 no,

00:37:53.140 obviously not.

00:37:53.660 No,

00:37:53.680 he did it.

00:37:54.260 But I wanted to though.

00:37:55.600 so he,

00:37:56.420 no,

00:37:57.660 but it is.

00:37:58.020 That's not what happened,

00:37:58.600 but that was the imagination

00:38:01.680 that happened

00:38:02.420 in Armand's head,

00:38:03.520 but no,

00:38:05.640 but after,

00:38:06.840 you know,

00:38:07.280 she was kind of pissed

00:38:07.940 and I was like,

00:38:08.320 look,

00:38:08.520 I don't really care

00:38:09.340 and the thing is

00:38:12.220 that that,

00:38:12.960 if we,

00:38:13.440 if you had been nice

00:38:14.080 to that girl

00:38:14.580 and just like,

00:38:15.660 oh my God,

00:38:16.360 like I know

00:38:16.960 he's doing so much time.

00:38:18.340 What's wrong with him?

00:38:19.760 Like,

00:38:19.900 oh my God.

00:38:21.040 What is she going to do?

00:38:23.040 And this is like,

00:38:24.100 this is,

00:38:24.560 this is something

00:38:25.020 that happened to me

00:38:26.300 recently when I was in New York.

00:38:30.100 I was in New York City

00:38:31.320 and two months

00:38:33.700 before my show in New York,

00:38:34.740 I got a message

00:38:35.360 from a fan

00:38:36.080 who was like,

00:38:37.100 basically,

00:38:37.660 I'm,

00:38:38.160 I have a bit of money.

00:38:39.180 I'm,

00:38:39.400 you know,

00:38:39.620 I'm kind of well,

00:38:40.320 like low key.

00:38:41.740 Didn't,

00:38:42.220 in one way or another,

00:38:43.480 basically explain to me

00:38:44.340 that I'm kind of wealthy,

00:38:45.900 I have money

00:38:46.320 and I have a really nice apartment

00:38:47.960 in Manhattan

00:38:48.960 and I'd love if you stayed there.

00:38:51.340 I'll put you up in my place

00:38:52.800 for free

00:38:53.400 when you go and do your New York show

00:38:55.800 and I stayed for one night

00:38:57.560 and got there.

00:39:00.960 Nice Jewish guy.

00:39:03.060 He's,

00:39:03.540 you know,

00:39:04.060 in his 50s

00:39:05.460 and beautiful condo building

00:39:08.780 with amazing amenities,

00:39:10.880 pool,

00:39:12.040 amazing gym,

00:39:13.500 like amazing.

00:39:14.600 with a sauna,

00:39:16.040 wet sauna,

00:39:16.880 dry sauna,

00:39:18.000 the whole nine yards,

00:39:20.460 everything in Jew could ever have.

00:39:22.060 The most Jewish apartment.

00:39:24.060 Well,

00:39:24.520 no,

00:39:24.720 just like a really,

00:39:26.160 just like a nice building

00:39:27.300 with nice amenities.

00:39:29.120 He did buy me the Wuhan shirt,

00:39:30.800 which helped me go viral.

00:39:31.560 That did help you,

00:39:32.340 yeah,

00:39:32.540 to be fair,

00:39:33.120 Ricky.

00:39:33.280 He's a really good guy.

00:39:34.440 He is a nice guy.

00:39:35.220 I mean,

00:39:35.480 his daughter,

00:39:36.400 but my point is

00:39:37.460 about women and men,

00:39:38.800 this is the point,

00:39:39.460 is that he was like,

00:39:41.180 excited to introduce me

00:39:42.460 to his daughter

00:39:43.000 and she's just like,

00:39:43.960 oh yeah,

00:39:44.240 you're like some loser comic

00:39:45.720 that like,

00:39:46.260 that's what she said?

00:39:46.960 No,

00:39:47.240 but her vibe,

00:39:47.940 her vibe was,

00:39:48.660 her vibe was like,

00:39:49.380 oh,

00:39:49.580 you're like this loser comic

00:39:50.780 that my dad likes

00:39:51.580 and he's like helping you

00:39:52.740 like,

00:39:53.100 ew,

00:39:53.880 you know,

00:39:54.440 and then,

00:39:55.140 so that was whatever

00:39:56.660 and then I go back,

00:39:58.120 he comes to my show,

00:39:59.340 he hangs out with me,

00:40:00.280 we watch the show,

00:40:01.080 he's super nice about it

00:40:02.200 and,

00:40:03.440 you know,

00:40:04.960 we talk shit about it

00:40:05.920 on the way,

00:40:06.420 we walk back to his place

00:40:07.720 after and then his girlfriend comes

00:40:11.580 and he had been through a divorce

00:40:14.180 or whatever

00:40:14.620 and then now,

00:40:15.560 hell yeah,

00:40:16.500 he has this girlfriend

00:40:17.600 who's around his age,

00:40:19.880 maybe late 40s,

00:40:21.020 early 50s,

00:40:21.900 yeah,

00:40:22.840 French Canadian,

00:40:24.440 not Jewish

00:40:25.500 and,

00:40:27.020 because his ex-wife was Jewish,

00:40:29.820 right,

00:40:30.040 like his dog,

00:40:30.680 but like,

00:40:31.040 this woman's not Jewish

00:40:31.820 and she's just,

00:40:33.440 anyway,

00:40:33.720 it doesn't matter

00:40:34.160 if she's not Jewish

00:40:34.720 or Jewish

00:40:35.260 but the point is

00:40:36.320 that she comes to the house,

00:40:38.220 we're like smoking outside

00:40:39.900 and then she comes

00:40:41.860 and he's like so excited

00:40:43.820 for her to come,

00:40:44.580 so excited to introduce me to her

00:40:46.440 and then she comes

00:40:48.220 and she's just kind of like,

00:40:50.500 she's like,

00:40:51.160 so I want to do something,

00:40:52.780 I want you to take me somewhere

00:40:54.040 and I was like,

00:40:55.140 hey,

00:40:55.300 if you guys want to go out,

00:40:57.220 I'll like chill at the house,

00:40:58.300 I'll stay in your apartment

00:40:59.560 and jack off

00:41:00.440 while you guys leave,

00:41:02.520 stop translating everything properly,

00:41:05.160 well,

00:41:07.280 but even just like,

00:41:08.200 it was nice,

00:41:08.940 I literally would have just

00:41:09.760 laid down

00:41:10.780 and fucking went to sleep,

00:41:11.920 but she came,

00:41:12.880 the girlfriend,

00:41:14.240 and she wanted to go out

00:41:15.500 and he was,

00:41:16.060 I was like,

00:41:16.360 you guys can go out,

00:41:17.160 like I'm just going to chill,

00:41:17.880 he's like,

00:41:18.740 no,

00:41:19.020 no,

00:41:19.280 like whatever,

00:41:20.080 and then he's like,

00:41:21.320 let's go back downstairs

00:41:22.100 and smoke

00:41:22.820 and then figure it out

00:41:23.880 and he's like to her,

00:41:25.040 he's like,

00:41:25.260 you just settle in

00:41:26.180 and like,

00:41:27.140 you know,

00:41:27.420 you just got here,

00:41:28.200 you haven't been here

00:41:28.640 in a couple months,

00:41:29.440 like just,

00:41:30.640 because it's like their second home

00:41:31.800 or whatever,

00:41:32.400 right,

00:41:33.400 because they're from Montreal,

00:41:35.220 damn,

00:41:36.280 so we go back downstairs

00:41:38.960 and smoke,

00:41:39.980 oh no,

00:41:40.300 I'm right before that,

00:41:41.460 he's like,

00:41:42.040 we're going to go smoke outside

00:41:43.360 and she's just like,

00:41:44.840 rolls her eyes

00:41:45.860 and she's like,

00:41:46.940 kind of like laughs to herself

00:41:48.680 and he's like,

00:41:49.140 what?

00:41:49.900 She's like,

00:41:50.480 this looks at me like,

00:41:52.260 this has been his little project

00:41:54.740 for a long time,

00:41:56.420 he's been working

00:41:57.080 and I'm thinking like,

00:41:58.960 little project as in me

00:42:00.180 staying here for one night?

00:42:01.420 He might have tried

00:42:02.760 to make you fuck his wife

00:42:04.680 in front of him or something,

00:42:05.800 maybe that was his project,

00:42:07.280 dude.

00:42:07.620 No,

00:42:07.940 no,

00:42:08.200 definitely not,

00:42:08.980 that was not the vibe at all,

00:42:10.300 that would have been,

00:42:12.440 that would have been

00:42:13.080 almost less awkward

00:42:14.180 if that was the fucking vibe,

00:42:15.780 but the vibe was more like,

00:42:18.300 the vibe was more like,

00:42:20.160 he told her,

00:42:20.800 he's been telling her

00:42:21.440 about this for months,

00:42:22.320 he's excited,

00:42:23.120 he loves my comedy

00:42:24.080 and she's just,

00:42:25.600 the whole time being like,

00:42:26.980 I don't know,

00:42:27.980 you bring the guy,

00:42:29.180 for sure,

00:42:30.160 anyway,

00:42:30.400 so she's like,

00:42:31.040 your little project

00:42:32.000 and kind of like,

00:42:32.880 belittled him in front of me,

00:42:34.960 which is something women love doing.

00:42:36.760 Women love,

00:42:37.600 they love to belittle men who,

00:42:40.060 and anyway,

00:42:40.640 so then we go downstairs

00:42:41.440 and I'm talking to him about it

00:42:42.540 and I'm like,

00:42:43.440 you know why she's like that?

00:42:44.940 You know why women are like that?

00:42:46.420 Because they don't understand

00:42:47.820 why men help other men.

00:42:52.580 They don't get it.

00:42:53.460 Like in their heads,

00:42:54.200 they're just like,

00:42:54.740 why would you help,

00:42:55.900 and the same with his daughter,

00:42:56.820 they're like,

00:42:57.260 why are you helping this guy?

00:43:00.460 And it's like,

00:43:01.400 and he,

00:43:01.940 you know,

00:43:02.360 not just because he's Jewish,

00:43:04.420 you know,

00:43:05.040 that's part of it,

00:43:05.780 I'm sure,

00:43:06.240 is like,

00:43:06.540 you know,

00:43:06.720 he sees another Jewish guy

00:43:07.880 trying to come up in art,

00:43:09.340 which Jews used to be

00:43:10.880 really involved,

00:43:12.120 they're still,

00:43:12.660 but like now,

00:43:13.960 especially young Jews,

00:43:14.920 they go to fucking commerce,

00:43:17.020 they study commerce.

00:43:18.020 They go to fucking jobs

00:43:18.980 where they make money

00:43:19.960 with assholes.

00:43:21.380 They just go to finance

00:43:22.300 and stuff

00:43:22.660 because they're like,

00:43:23.380 their parents are already rich

00:43:24.320 and they're like,

00:43:24.640 they're pushing them

00:43:25.580 to be rich.

00:43:26.660 They're not just,

00:43:27.980 there's less like middle class,

00:43:30.540 just kind of like whatever.

00:43:32.900 So,

00:43:34.400 that's part of it.

00:43:35.180 But anyway,

00:43:35.500 I was like,

00:43:35.940 women don't help other women,

00:43:37.860 like there's no rich woman out there

00:43:40.120 who's just rich off of her own thing

00:43:42.460 or like her parents' money

00:43:44.680 and continued working with the company

00:43:46.760 and is just like a big fan of comedy

00:43:49.540 and sees some female comic

00:43:51.680 coming through town

00:43:52.420 and is like,

00:43:52.780 hey girl,

00:43:53.680 do you want to stay in my place

00:43:54.880 and like hang out?

00:43:55.620 100%.

00:43:55.760 Because women don't think like that

00:43:58.420 and that's why they think that like men,

00:44:00.600 even like you,

00:44:01.260 I'm helping you

00:44:02.080 and this is something

00:44:03.460 that you're supposed to do in comedy

00:44:05.160 and then women are like,

00:44:07.540 why aren't there more women in comedy?

00:44:09.620 Because women don't help women in comedy.

00:44:11.900 There isn't,

00:44:12.400 there isn't a fucking girl,

00:44:14.460 female comic.

00:44:15.860 Every time a guy helps a woman.

00:44:16.760 You know what I mean?

00:44:18.380 Well, yeah,

00:44:18.720 and then if the guy helps the woman,

00:44:20.220 and that's why the guys won't help the women

00:44:22.480 because even if they don't want sex from the woman,

00:44:26.640 they feel like the outside world's like,

00:44:29.040 oh, what'd she have to do,

00:44:29.880 blow you?

00:44:31.180 It's like, yeah.

00:44:32.400 And then there's women who are like,

00:44:34.080 now it's like this thing where they're like,

00:44:35.460 I don't want to blow you to get ahead

00:44:36.940 and it's like,

00:44:37.380 well,

00:44:37.640 I guess you're not going to get ahead.

00:44:38.960 Should have learned from Camilla.

00:44:41.720 But,

00:44:42.320 I think she's blowed?

00:44:43.740 Oh, yeah.

00:44:44.120 Her whole thing was that she's like blown everybody all the way up.

00:44:47.200 No way.

00:44:47.940 Yeah,

00:44:48.160 that's where,

00:44:48.760 yeah.

00:44:50.440 That's like legit.

00:44:52.240 I mean,

00:44:52.500 that's a rumor or whatever,

00:44:53.640 but.

00:44:54.240 That's kind of sick.

00:44:55.640 But there are no women who are,

00:44:57.520 like,

00:44:57.780 okay,

00:44:58.060 Whitney,

00:44:58.400 Whitney Cummings,

00:44:59.080 for instance,

00:45:00.380 is she constantly hanging out with some younger comic?

00:45:03.460 No.

00:45:04.260 That's,

00:45:04.560 that's a female.

00:45:05.320 If anything,

00:45:05.880 she brings up male comics.

00:45:07.160 She brings up Tim Dillon.

00:45:09.160 She,

00:45:09.520 you know,

00:45:10.800 I guess a little bit of Annie Letterman.

00:45:13.120 But even Tim,

00:45:14.100 like,

00:45:14.420 the gay comics are the ones who have the responsibility to help out the Annie Lettermans.

00:45:19.520 Yeah.

00:45:19.840 And the other,

00:45:20.660 and the other female comics.

00:45:21.940 And even Whitney Houston,

00:45:23.080 like,

00:45:23.360 or Whitney Houston.

00:45:24.660 Whitney Houston.

00:45:25.860 Hey.

00:45:26.240 Hey.

00:45:26.800 Want to do coke?

00:45:27.360 R.I.P.

00:45:30.240 But Whitney,

00:45:30.840 Whitney Cummings,

00:45:31.680 who's very funny.

00:45:32.900 Oh,

00:45:33.060 she's great.

00:45:33.660 But there isn't,

00:45:34.620 and she's,

00:45:35.120 I mean,

00:45:35.360 she's so rich,

00:45:35.900 it doesn't even fucking matter.

00:45:37.100 But look at Bill Burr's at like a similar level.

00:45:40.060 And he constantly,

00:45:41.960 he's,

00:45:42.440 that other guy's podcast that he's always had open for him.

00:45:46.700 The Italian guy.

00:45:48.920 Bald guy.

00:45:49.260 Malastocco.

00:45:50.200 No.

00:45:50.380 Sebastian Malastocco?

00:45:51.160 No.

00:45:51.640 No.

00:45:52.020 Maniscalco has a guy that he helps out that's below him in comedy.

00:45:56.420 Even Maniscalco,

00:45:57.220 I think maybe doesn't help as much as some of the other guys.

00:46:00.040 But then look at Rogan.

00:46:01.200 He's the king of that.

00:46:02.280 Oh,

00:46:02.420 he is the king of giving.

00:46:02.880 And he does it for men and for women.

00:46:04.800 Oh,

00:46:04.900 yeah.

00:46:05.220 And for everybody.

00:46:06.260 But my point is,

00:46:08.100 there's no female comic at that.

00:46:11.000 Like,

00:46:11.240 I guess Whitney,

00:46:12.020 and she has men on,

00:46:13.000 but does she have,

00:46:15.500 she's got Hawk Tua on.

00:46:17.660 Right.

00:46:18.180 She's like,

00:46:18.780 whatever's hot,

00:46:19.460 let's do it.

00:46:20.060 Yeah.

00:46:20.420 You know,

00:46:20.680 whoever's hot,

00:46:21.520 this week it's Matt Reif,

00:46:22.880 next week it's Hawk Tua,

00:46:24.060 who gives a fuck.

00:46:24.840 And I get that.

00:46:25.540 Business is business.

00:46:25.920 Next week is Kamala Harris.

00:46:27.700 Business is business.

00:46:29.300 I get that.

00:46:31.000 But this is the thing,

00:46:32.640 like that guy in New York,

00:46:33.840 his girlfriend didn't understand,

00:46:35.980 and that his daughter didn't understand,

00:46:37.540 is like,

00:46:37.920 your dad has money,

00:46:40.060 your boyfriend has money,

00:46:41.780 and he doesn't,

00:46:44.880 he wants something more than that.

00:46:48.020 And it's not pussy.

00:46:49.780 It's not fucking you.

00:46:51.560 It's not,

00:46:52.260 you know,

00:46:52.500 for his daughter,

00:46:53.080 it's not getting you through college,

00:46:54.500 which he already did.

00:46:55.180 It's not you getting,

00:46:56.080 you already have your good job.

00:46:57.500 Yeah.

00:46:57.780 You already went to college.

00:46:58.820 He wants to help people who,

00:47:01.920 in his heart,

00:47:02.720 he looks,

00:47:03.280 he goes,

00:47:04.080 I want to help this guy.

00:47:05.160 Yeah.

00:47:05.640 And guys think like that.

00:47:07.260 Like when I saw you

00:47:08.440 at fucking Royal Comedy Theater,

00:47:10.420 and you know,

00:47:11.860 and I was like,

00:47:12.500 I want to help this kid.

00:47:13.640 I want to see what he's got.

00:47:14.940 Let's bring him to a show.

00:47:16.260 Bring him to Yoke Yoke's.

00:47:17.200 Does the guest spot.

00:47:18.240 Kills it.

00:47:19.120 Keeps killing it.

00:47:20.400 Rumor,

00:47:20.740 words getting out.

00:47:21.940 Perfect.

00:47:22.520 You're cool.

00:47:23.200 We can hang out.

00:47:24.140 We both like,

00:47:24.980 you know what I mean?

00:47:25.560 That doesn't happen.

00:47:29.100 No.

00:47:29.640 Within the,

00:47:30.220 in the female.

00:47:31.320 No,

00:47:31.780 women are more competitive.

00:47:33.560 Like men are competitive,

00:47:35.140 but they know how to be competitive.

00:47:37.760 But they team up.

00:47:38.580 Yeah,

00:47:39.020 that's what I mean.

00:47:39.500 They team up.

00:47:40.020 Like look at,

00:47:40.400 look at Shane.

00:47:41.100 Look how big of a team.

00:47:42.720 Shane's got a huge team.

00:47:43.960 We were just watching Tires.

00:47:45.140 Yeah,

00:47:45.360 dude,

00:47:45.600 he's got all those guys.

00:47:46.940 and he has layers.

00:47:47.820 Everybody has these layers of team.

00:47:49.480 You know,

00:47:49.600 he's got his really close friends,

00:47:51.100 McCusker,

00:47:52.160 McKeever,

00:47:53.320 those guys,

00:47:54.340 and then the like outer,

00:47:55.120 and then the other successful comics that he brings in,

00:47:57.560 like Schultz,

00:47:58.760 and what's the other guy's name?

00:48:01.240 Stavros.

00:48:01.880 Stavros.

00:48:03.180 You know,

00:48:03.640 there's layers to it.

00:48:06.160 I'm just,

00:48:06.960 you know,

00:48:07.440 my point in all this,

00:48:09.080 and it's even with the,

00:48:10.120 like it kind of relates to Kamala Harris potentially being president.

00:48:14.860 Who the fuck is she going to help?

00:48:18.060 Who does she even want to help?

00:48:19.840 She doesn't want to help anybody.

00:48:21.200 She wants to become president so she can be president.

00:48:23.500 Period.

00:48:24.480 And then people say that about Trump.

00:48:25.920 Oh,

00:48:26.080 he's a narcissist.

00:48:27.100 He's going to become a dictator.

00:48:29.020 He's good.

00:48:30.220 And the,

00:48:30.560 that's the,

00:48:31.140 Kamala posted that three days ago.

00:48:33.140 She posted day one of Trump presidency.

00:48:36.260 He will become a dictator.

00:48:38.000 How is that even,

00:48:39.240 how can you even say that?

00:48:40.220 He was already president and wasn't a dictator and got beat.

00:48:44.200 And he's,

00:48:44.900 you know what I mean?

00:48:45.440 So it's like some,

00:48:47.300 that's the projection.

00:48:48.800 Yeah.

00:48:48.980 It's like what women do.

00:48:50.080 Sometimes they project.

00:48:51.640 Yeah.

00:48:51.760 So it's like Kamala's projecting.

00:48:54.760 To,

00:48:55.240 Oh,

00:48:55.340 he's going to be a dictator.

00:48:56.220 No,

00:48:56.400 you're going to be a dictator.

00:48:57.980 You want to be a dictator.

00:48:59.720 You want to tell men what to do.

00:49:01.700 You want to tell everybody what to do.

00:49:03.680 You want all,

00:49:04.240 fuck that.

00:49:06.220 Yeah.

00:49:06.700 And you want to get rid.

00:49:07.560 And the way to do it,

00:49:09.000 like if you're the top,

00:49:10.680 if you're a woman president and you want to get rid of freedom of speech,

00:49:13.480 that is the exact same as being in a relationship with a woman who says,

00:49:18.980 I don't like when you say that.

00:49:20.320 I don't like when you do that.

00:49:21.860 I don't like that.

00:49:22.840 I don't like that.

00:49:23.780 That's the same fucking thing.

00:49:25.200 But now you have it on a fucking international level or national level.

00:49:29.560 You don't want that.

00:49:30.980 I think Kamala Harris gets pissed off when people call her ma'am.

00:49:34.700 Yes.

00:49:35.860 100%.

00:49:36.260 She has a huge.

00:49:37.760 She looks like she would start fights at Texas Roadhouse.

00:49:40.480 She has a huge.

00:49:44.880 Like there's a bunch of rumors.

00:49:46.420 I don't know what rumors,

00:49:47.060 maybe not rumors,

00:49:48.360 but I guess whatever.

00:49:49.560 People are saying that she is like super rude with her staff.

00:49:53.880 Really?

00:49:54.140 She's like really rude.

00:49:55.340 And like she has huge turnover rates with her staff and her campaign because

00:49:58.920 she just like reams people up.

00:50:00.200 That's always so common.

00:50:00.900 Because she also has a woman under her.

00:50:03.700 That wants her.

00:50:04.740 That looks at Kamala and goes,

00:50:06.180 I want your job.

00:50:07.540 Yeah.

00:50:08.020 There's no.

00:50:08.460 The woman under Kamala is not looking at Kamala going,

00:50:10.620 thank you so much for teaching me all this and getting me here and

00:50:13.420 believing me.

00:50:14.860 No.

00:50:15.620 It's I'm a bitch and this is my other bitch and she wants my job.

00:50:18.820 So she's going to take it out on you and all these bitches.

00:50:21.760 And it's just,

00:50:22.740 it's bad news bears.

00:50:25.820 Okay.

00:50:26.280 Let's just break it down to.

00:50:29.020 It's this.

00:50:30.160 This is bad news bears.

00:50:33.220 If she wins facts,

00:50:34.820 it's going to be bad.

00:50:35.980 And if she wins,

00:50:38.060 Trudeau will win forever.

00:50:40.440 All the liberal leaders will continuously win forever.

00:50:45.080 And she,

00:50:46.080 if she,

00:50:46.660 if she wins,

00:50:47.360 there potentially will never be a not liberal in office.

00:50:52.940 There won't be white people anymore.

00:50:54.460 If Kamala wins.

00:50:55.440 Maybe.

00:50:55.920 I don't know about that.

00:50:57.180 I feel like if she wins,

00:50:58.560 she's going to exterminate whites.

00:51:00.240 I think it's more that she's going to win and it's going to have this ripple effect

00:51:06.740 through every Western nation where they basically go,

00:51:09.120 this is,

00:51:10.220 you know,

00:51:10.360 because everybody follows America's lead is what we need.

00:51:12.660 We need a black lesbian.

00:51:13.940 Everybody follows America's lead.

00:51:16.580 And when America comes down on freedom of speech,

00:51:18.780 then everybody's going to feel like it's okay to do.

00:51:20.840 And then there's going to be nowhere to go because America is supposed to be the

00:51:24.960 most free,

00:51:25.980 the most all these things.

00:51:28.740 And it is when you live here and you're like,

00:51:30.960 for me as a Canadian moving to America,

00:51:33.180 you realize very quickly,

00:51:35.700 this is the better country.

00:51:37.960 They have the,

00:51:38.680 the,

00:51:39.080 the level of convenience.

00:51:41.440 I mean,

00:51:42.200 Toronto has convenience because it's a big city.

00:51:45.240 Um,

00:51:46.240 and,

00:51:46.540 and almost all,

00:51:47.300 but there's more places to live in America.

00:51:51.680 You don't have to just live in Montreal,

00:51:53.900 Toronto,

00:51:54.480 Vancouver,

00:51:55.100 Edmonton.

00:51:55.660 There's five fucking cities.

00:51:57.380 Otherwise there's no convenience.

00:51:59.320 You live in the middle of nowhere.

00:52:00.920 You have to plow your own fucking driveway.

00:52:03.620 It snows.

00:52:04.740 It's shit.

00:52:05.820 It sucks.

00:52:06.900 It floods.

00:52:08.080 I mean,

00:52:08.500 it floods here too.

00:52:09.360 We saw it in San Antonio,

00:52:10.440 but my point is that America is a great country.

00:52:14.880 Keep it great.

00:52:15.760 I talked to a Mexican Uber driver.

00:52:19.620 She told me that I'm allowed to vote.

00:52:21.680 So let's see.

00:52:22.960 What's voting Kamala?

00:52:24.640 Once I get my Texas ID,

00:52:26.480 which is in a couple of weeks,

00:52:28.460 I'm going to immediately vote for Trump.

00:52:32.340 I'm going to see.

00:52:32.940 Yeah.

00:52:33.180 I mean,

00:52:34.480 if I go to a place,

00:52:35.780 I'm like,

00:52:36.020 Hey,

00:52:36.200 I'm Canadian,

00:52:36.820 but I have this idea that,

00:52:37.840 yeah,

00:52:37.940 you can vote.

00:52:39.040 I have,

00:52:39.520 I do a joke about it.

00:52:40.340 That's like pretty funny that you're like,

00:52:42.060 you know,

00:52:43.160 fucking voter fraud,

00:52:44.360 but then you're like going to go commit voting.

00:52:47.020 Well,

00:52:47.340 I don't even think it is.

00:52:49.420 If it's voter fraud,

00:52:50.660 I don't want to do it,

00:52:51.460 but if it's legal,

00:52:52.620 I would do it.

00:52:53.380 Yeah.

00:52:53.700 So I don't know.

00:52:54.360 You guys in the comments,

00:52:55.220 it's illegal in the comments.

00:52:57.080 Let me know.

00:52:57.740 Is it legal to vote if you are a resident and you have a driver's license?

00:53:02.420 I don't know.

00:53:03.260 Do they check that you're a citizen?

00:53:04.820 I have no idea.

00:53:05.540 They don't even check if you're alive.

00:53:07.520 So pretty sure I could get away with it.

00:53:11.040 We'll see.

00:53:12.280 And a bunch of,

00:53:14.540 I have to go back to Canada this week.

00:53:16.580 It's going to suck,

00:53:18.080 but I mean,

00:53:19.000 only for a weekend.

00:53:19.840 Tell me you're not excited for Waterloo,

00:53:22.400 Ontario,

00:53:23.020 Waterloo,

00:53:24.040 Ontario and Hamilton,

00:53:25.200 Ontario all sold out.

00:53:26.220 I just saw a video of a daylight shooting in Hamilton.

00:53:29.260 Oh,

00:53:29.480 nice.

00:53:29.680 Just like on a busy street.

00:53:31.380 So super excited to be back in,

00:53:34.500 uh,

00:53:34.940 Southwestern Ontario.

00:53:36.820 And then,

00:53:37.500 so I'm doing that weekend of shows coming back to Austin,

00:53:40.000 hanging out,

00:53:41.380 going to do a bunch of shows,

00:53:43.220 hopefully mothership and a sunset and three,

00:53:47.100 three theater shows in Toronto.

00:53:49.580 Yucks,

00:53:50.120 Oshawa theater shows are all sold out.

00:53:53.020 If you're in Ottawa or Oshawa,

00:53:55.280 I need you to go buy tickets facts.

00:53:58.620 Um,

00:53:59.100 we've sold over like 500 tickets in Ottawa,

00:54:02.660 but the venue seats like 700.

00:54:05.880 So I want to sell that out.

00:54:06.960 So please go help me out.

00:54:08.200 If you're in the Ottawa region area,

00:54:10.440 it's all new material.

00:54:11.600 If you saw me the last time in the basement of Biagio's at the yuck yucks,

00:54:16.620 this is going to,

00:54:17.340 this is big time.

00:54:18.560 This is the first floor of Biagio's.

00:54:20.780 This is,

00:54:21.620 yeah,

00:54:22.020 this is the upstairs Bronson center.

00:54:25.740 Come out and,

00:54:27.540 uh,

00:54:30.120 bless you.

00:54:32.600 Oh,

00:54:33.200 fuck.

00:54:36.460 Ottawa Bronson center.

00:54:38.160 Oshawa's almost sold out at yuck yucks.

00:54:41.460 Uh,

00:54:43.100 what is that?

00:54:44.220 I think the dog's scratching the floor upstairs.

00:54:46.900 Probably.

00:54:47.540 Um,

00:54:48.240 Windsor,

00:54:48.860 Ontario,

00:54:49.340 go get tickets.

00:54:50.120 Sarnia,

00:54:50.580 Ontario,

00:54:50.960 go get tickets.

00:54:51.820 Kingston,

00:54:52.360 Ontario,

00:54:52.840 go get tickets.

00:54:55.040 Thunder Bay,

00:54:55.920 Ontario,

00:54:56.420 go get tickets.

00:54:57.120 Collingwood,

00:54:57.860 Ontario,

00:54:59.320 Owen sound,

00:55:00.060 Ontario,

00:55:00.640 go get tickets.

00:55:01.980 What are you playing in Owen sound?

00:55:03.680 I have no idea.

00:55:04.600 I don't even,

00:55:04.980 I did a gig in Owen sound for a fucking golf course with Mike Bullard.

00:55:08.040 And it was one of the first gigs I did when I first got signed to yucks.

00:55:11.700 Yeah,

00:55:12.020 it's going to be,

00:55:13.240 Oh,

00:55:14.200 speaking of yucks,

00:55:15.000 here's the lineup for this week.

00:55:17.920 So,

00:55:18.320 uh,

00:55:18.760 let me just see what else I got.

00:55:20.860 Collingwood,

00:55:22.780 Windsor,

00:55:23.440 Sarnia,

00:55:24.200 Winnipeg,

00:55:24.840 Manitoba.

00:55:25.380 We still have tickets available for that.

00:55:27.680 Then Victoria,

00:55:28.960 BC,

00:55:29.780 Calgary,

00:55:30.260 Alberta,

00:55:30.680 and Vancouver.

00:55:33.200 We're trying to sell all these out guys.

00:55:35.300 So please go and support me.

00:55:36.940 Then I'm going to be back in the USA,

00:55:39.640 San Jose,

00:55:40.380 big California tour coming up at the end of October and into November,

00:55:46.180 October 22nd,

00:55:47.360 San Jose improv.

00:55:48.840 Then I'm in Oxnard,

00:55:50.800 California,

00:55:51.860 Hollywood,

00:55:52.440 California,

00:55:53.520 Ontario,

00:55:54.160 California,

00:55:54.720 Irvine,

00:55:55.600 California.

00:55:56.560 Then I go to Tulsa,

00:55:58.260 Oklahoma,

00:55:59.660 Denver,

00:56:00.080 Colorado,

00:56:01.040 Fort Worth,

00:56:01.880 Fort Worth,

00:56:02.680 Texas,

00:56:04.100 Houston,

00:56:04.560 Texas,

00:56:05.160 Charlotte,

00:56:05.500 North Carolina,

00:56:06.420 Atlanta,

00:56:06.860 Georgia,

00:56:07.180 and then finishing out the year back in Canada.

00:56:10.160 It looks like,

00:56:11.360 uh,

00:56:12.040 Montreal.

00:56:13.140 There's two shows,

00:56:14.600 22nd and 23rd.

00:56:16.320 That's what's November.

00:56:18.160 Niagara Falls,

00:56:19.300 uh,

00:56:19.580 Niagara Falls,

00:56:20.580 Canada.

00:56:21.180 We were so successful there.

00:56:22.300 We're doing four shows in December.

00:56:24.280 Let's go,

00:56:25.180 go get tickets for that.

00:56:26.240 And then,

00:56:26.900 um,

00:56:27.760 and that's going to be a lot of new material,

00:56:30.660 a lot of crowd work,

00:56:31.560 a lot of fun,

00:56:32.560 fun stuff going on there.

00:56:33.760 I'm going to be doing the same act.

00:56:35.760 And then back to Edmonton,

00:56:37.420 um,

00:56:38.160 at the fuck river,

00:56:39.360 river Creek casino.

00:56:40.860 It's like a,

00:56:41.520 it seats like 3000,

00:56:42.980 2000 people.

00:56:44.580 So get tickets because that's going to be tough.

00:56:50.140 Luckily they are paying me a,

00:56:51.840 you're getting a,

00:56:52.760 yeah,

00:56:52.920 yeah,

00:56:53.060 yeah.

00:56:53.220 They're paying me.

00:56:54.040 It doesn't matter if I sell it out or not,

00:56:55.900 but it would be nice to perform for more than 400 people in a fucking 2000 seater.

00:57:00.240 But I mean,

00:57:00.440 it would be really funny if it,

00:57:02.540 yeah,

00:57:02.860 it's probably going to be like half full.

00:57:04.740 I mean,

00:57:05.400 I mean,

00:57:05.740 it's still a thousand.

00:57:06.840 That'd be pretty sick.

00:57:07.560 That's huge.

00:57:08.260 Yeah.

00:57:08.780 So it'll,

00:57:09.380 it'll still feel really full.

00:57:10.660 Most you've ever performed for.

00:57:11.620 No.

00:57:11.940 Yeah.

00:57:12.820 The Ottawa is going to be the most at 700 and then I was going to be 650 in,

00:57:17.540 in Calgary.

00:57:18.860 We're almost sold out there in Calgary.

00:57:21.060 I forgot to mention Calgary somewhere in there.

00:57:24.620 Um,

00:57:25.320 but thank you guys for listening.

00:57:26.600 You guys are sick.

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00:58:09.740 Good night.

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Bankas Podcast - September 04, 2024

Kamala Says the N-Word ｜ The Bankas Show - #062

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