Bankas Podcast - Home Town Hero ｜ Bankas Podcast on Patreon - #054

00:00:00.000 hello everybody and welcome to bank's podcast on patreon if you're listening for free please like

00:00:07.620 and subscribe to this channel and share it with your friends you want the full version

00:00:12.760 patreon.com slash ben bank is the best way to support my comedy it's only four dollars a month

00:00:19.600 it's even cheaper if you pay for the whole year up front it's a very good investment it helps

00:00:27.300 a shit ton um welcome to the show everybody just got back from canada a little mini canada run 0.81

00:00:35.580 and uh was there in niagara falls and i do have some fucking eyelash you ever get something in 0.98

00:00:44.700 your fucking eyelash and you're just like oh okay i'll just look at that then all day was in niagara 0.97

00:00:50.060 falls and had some really amazing fans come out and people brought me a couple gifts i believe 0.99

00:00:57.640 and one of these gifts is very very cool and want to show you guys

00:01:03.460 this comes in this cool case which makes it look like some sort of i mean i took this through an

00:01:10.280 airport by itself looking a little bit questionable um ah yes it is tied is tied in how do i get this

00:01:24.920 out of here okay this is it folks how do i hold this up holding it up

00:01:32.960 for the camera that's right it is a life-size ben bank is

00:01:42.500 doll that is going to be part of the set here i did let my daughter play with it a little bit in 0.53

00:01:50.220 her dollhouse but it is this is now a prized possession of mine i have very few prized possessions 0.94

00:01:59.040 i have to admit oh there goes the mic stand let's get the mic stand out isn't this fucking cool though 0.84

00:02:04.100 this is crazy i mean it's already i want to say it's almost no it's not broken at all look at the

00:02:10.140 head moves perfectly left to right maybe not so much this way i don't know why it won't move that way

00:02:17.640 i got a kink in my neck hey everybody it's me ben bagus i'm racist

00:02:25.280 not actually racist i just like making funny making the funny but this is the outfit that

00:02:34.700 i have on here is the outfit that i wore in my comedy special

00:02:39.240 uh i don't even remember what it's called what was the one before i like this

00:02:46.060 toronto one i don't even know the name of my comedy special

00:02:53.560 by the way all my comedy specials if you're a follower of mine and you want to learn about

00:03:01.400 my stuff go to my website i don't know if you guys have been to my website it's pretty awesome

00:03:07.800 it has all my tour dates here and it has all the podcast episodes right here you can get all the

00:03:13.580 links live shows obviously and specials permission to laugh i should have remembered that considering

00:03:22.000 i've got a fucking tattoo of p2l on my body to promote this comedy special so this is the lady 0.99

00:03:29.920 miss zazic she's made a few of these for some other comics as well and uh yeah it's just it's a very 0.97

00:03:38.720 very cool gift

00:03:40.160 put it over here somewhere oh that fell out

00:03:49.060 look at this she made a mic stand out of a there's a hair clip here and uh this is this looks like a lid

00:04:00.640 to something so it's it's very very cool that uh that she would put that together

00:04:09.920 for me

00:04:12.460 and i mean she did it for some other comics but it was extra special because i just need that little

00:04:19.160 video on my

00:04:21.020 story

00:04:23.380 on my stories on instagram

00:04:27.060 of me playing with

00:04:29.540 my kids dolls because we just built her a massive dollhouse

00:04:34.360 which took many hours to build that dollhouse

00:04:38.020 but

00:04:39.560 super awesome

00:04:42.040 so tell your friends

00:04:45.500 um

00:04:47.000 that if they really want the key to my heart they gotta make me a doll 0.99

00:04:51.240 i don't know what it is i've always liked miniature thing yeah like like my penis 1.00

00:04:58.540 um i love my penis i love miniature um 0.99

00:05:01.820 you know but for real 0.99

00:05:03.220 love the miniature you ever watch those videos of where they're making like mini tacos and stuff

00:05:09.180 i don't know what it is

00:05:10.040 but i love it um

00:05:12.720 really nice to be back though in austin texas where

00:05:16.400 things feel

00:05:18.060 like they can change at any moment in toronto when you're in toronto

00:05:22.300 not much

00:05:23.520 is going on

00:05:24.760 i mean the coolest thing is talking to mark reslin who i love

00:05:28.760 and i actually talked to him today over text and he said that he would be willing to come

00:05:33.060 on the podcasts semi-regularly to just talk about comedy and maybe talk about some of his norm mcdonald

00:05:39.020 stories some of his russell peters stories some of his jim carrey stories because he is the

00:05:45.840 he is the owner of yuck yucks and he was the one who passed all these amazing comics so we're hoping to get

00:05:51.800 mark reslin on the show very very soon

00:05:54.680 um

00:05:55.440 but it's nice

00:05:59.160 nice to be back in texas 0.97

00:06:01.820 going through some bullshit right now with my 0.98

00:06:04.900 car because i drove my car down from ontario 0.96

00:06:08.820 and you know you have to go and get some form sign you got to get like 10 form sign

00:06:14.800 and then go to the dmv to switch the plates and then you got to pay like four grand or some crazy amount of money

00:06:21.720 and it's just an absolute nightmare i don't know what to do i'm gonna have to drive my 0.63

00:06:25.860 i have a rear wheel drive car i can't really drive it in the winter all the way back to canada in fucking january 0.96

00:06:31.900 so i mean it can be here for a little while 0.60

00:06:35.380 but i don't want it

00:06:37.300 because i want that uh that

00:06:39.500 that texas slice

00:06:41.620 the texas license plate

00:06:43.460 looks nice

00:06:45.060 i saw a texas license plate in ontario i thought oh shit that's hilarious because i'm driving around texas on with ontario plates going 0.52

00:06:51.580 this is this i'm definitely the odd one out nobody's ever seen an ontario plate in texas

00:06:58.780 they see an ontario plate and they're thinking was ontario california that's but that doesn't make sense

00:07:04.400 that would be a california plate what the fuck is ontario 0.75

00:07:06.760 maybe more people than i know i'm spreading the joy i'm spreading the joy of canada the joy of the 51st state 0.97

00:07:15.800 through the great state of texas showing everybody uh

00:07:20.100 who we are

00:07:21.980 as a country we're a country of

00:07:24.520 native indians and we're a country of indian indians

00:07:28.240 it's a beautiful thing

00:07:30.040 but back in texas it's nice to be back because when you're

00:07:35.220 doing comedy in toronto

00:07:37.900 besides my own shows and my own fans

00:07:41.160 like i talked about on this week's free podcast

00:07:44.100 i'm gonna be honest with you guys

00:07:47.180 i was thinking about making that podcast the patreon

00:07:49.420 and i was gonna make this one the regular podcast 0.71

00:07:52.060 but i just wanted to i mean tell you guys what the fuck sometimes i go through 0.83

00:07:57.120 and i and you know i do feel i don't want to be one of those guys who's just like bitching and complaining about people 0.89

00:08:03.360 but i also i just don't like 0.99

00:08:05.460 working your ass you know you work your ass off 1.00

00:08:09.300 and 0.99

00:08:10.680 you get good recognition

00:08:12.960 in your hometown

00:08:14.000 and then people they never love you

00:08:17.160 in your hometown that's just how it is

00:08:18.780 it doesn't matter

00:08:20.300 it doesn't matter if you have

00:08:22.780 a million followers 10 million followers

00:08:25.200 you go to your hometown they go oh you're back

00:08:27.220 huh 1.00

00:08:27.660 you fucking 1.00

00:08:29.040 why why you're back you you like you miss it you miss it 1.00

00:08:33.360 it's creepy

00:08:34.740 going back to your old

00:08:37.220 stomping grounds and seeing what is

00:08:39.840 grown over

00:08:41.800 right the the way that guy was acting that i was talking about in the last in the free podcast

00:08:47.480 that to me that's like uh you go back to the abandoned house and the grass is grown over the the walls of moss

00:08:56.300 that's how i see this behavior

00:09:00.700 the jealousy behavior

00:09:03.020 but there are also people who are jealous of me who

00:09:06.020 have turned a new leaf and realized like there's no literally no reason because 0.88

00:09:11.680 anybody who comes up to me and goes like hey man like my bad like that was stupid like i'm probably gonna just treat you like nothing ever happened 0.96

00:09:18.140 because i'm not a psychopath unless you 1.00

00:09:20.540 did something so fucked up that 0.99

00:09:23.260 you apologizing for it's just like oh yeah yeah yeah 0.99

00:09:26.800 yeah no problem no problem

00:09:28.140 but i've had other issues i've had

00:09:30.900 many issues all the issues that i've had

00:09:33.660 have all unfortunately been

00:09:35.540 at my one of my favorite clubs

00:09:37.780 in the world the first my home

00:09:39.800 my home club

00:09:40.760 that's where all the issues

00:09:42.180 go down

00:09:43.180 in toronto

00:09:44.700 toronto

00:09:45.220 yuck yucks

00:09:46.460 there's a different guy

00:09:49.600 that i

00:09:50.280 this was a while ago

00:09:52.380 this was i think right before i actually made the move to the u.s

00:09:55.700 thank you for listening to bankers podcast

00:09:58.200 this concludes the free portion of this episode i know that you're thinking oh what a piece of 0.98

00:10:05.720 shit why should i have to pay for this 0.98

00:10:08.960 i want it for free well listen i gotta 1.00

00:10:11.500 pay for my life

00:10:13.820 and uh i have kids and i have a wife

00:10:17.380 um and uh we're traveling all over the place doing tons and tons of shows

00:10:24.140 we're building a studio and all this money goes towards it and i just saw that matt rife

00:10:29.400 started a patreon and within an hour he had over a thousand people

00:10:33.960 join uh and i think mine might even be cheaper at four bucks a month so

00:10:39.740 four bucks a month you get the rest of this podcast

00:10:42.560 i really

00:10:44.500 want to you know

00:10:46.560 2025 let's get to

00:10:49.140 a thousand

00:10:51.800 what in a year if i can't get to what a thousand what matt rife got in an hour

00:10:57.740 folks i don't want to think about that so help me out join patreon

00:11:02.820 see you on the other side message me once you're there we will chat

00:11:06.800 and i really appreciate you thank you

Bankas Podcast - January 05, 2025

Home Town Hero ｜ Bankas Podcast on Patreon - #054

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