Bankas Podcast - July 09, 2025


Julyteenth feat. Armin Arbabi, Taija, Jim Telli ｜ Bankas Podcast - #101


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Length

46 minutes

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200.88297

Word Count

9,434

Sentence Count

1,385

Misogynist Sentences

31

Hate Speech Sentences

144


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In this episode, Ben tells the story of how he almost died from a night of drinking and how he recovered. He also talks about the time he passed out in the bathroom after a night out with friends and how they helped him make it back to his house.

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00:00:00.120 What's up everybody? It's me, Ben Bankus. Welcome to the podcast. Please like and subscribe to this video and head over to Patreon if you like it, patreon.com slash benbankus and help support the show. Enjoy. God bless.
00:00:15.400 Yeah, you got drunk the other day and you didn't really know what to do.
00:00:19.260 No, I knew what to do. I went home.
00:00:22.280 Oh yeah, took us home.
00:00:23.840 Yeah.
00:00:24.120 Come with me, I'm going to pass out in the bathroom.
00:00:26.380 I didn't know that was going to happen. I didn't know that was going to happen either.
00:00:28.720 This guy immediately took his shirt off and then went and puked.
00:00:31.740 I thought we was going to have a good time.
00:00:33.520 We did.
00:00:34.360 Yeah, we had a great time.
00:00:35.980 Yeah.
00:00:36.700 We started like rapping for like an hour and didn't even know where you were.
00:00:39.960 I remember everything. I heard everything.
00:00:41.860 I know Ben turned into like a Jewish music producer.
00:00:44.100 He just saw one black guy rap. He's like, we can make a million dollars from this.
00:00:47.760 He put out a contract.
00:00:49.020 Listen, everyone, the tajay's gone.
00:00:51.860 We got to go.
00:00:53.360 I literally saw somebody post something.
00:00:55.160 I was going to send it to you guys.
00:00:56.180 Somebody like posted a funny rap, like an Austin comic recently, pretty recently.
00:01:00.640 Was he black?
00:01:01.860 Yeah.
00:01:02.200 The boy with the ginger hair?
00:01:04.020 Oh.
00:01:04.180 Maybe.
00:01:04.820 I think so.
00:01:05.280 I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:01:06.980 Jordan J.
00:01:08.820 Yeah.
00:01:09.380 Yeah.
00:01:09.840 Yeah.
00:01:10.240 Yeah.
00:01:10.660 It was.
00:01:11.240 It was.
00:01:13.320 Was that your stomach?
00:01:16.080 Did I just hear?
00:01:18.140 Yeah.
00:01:18.540 We had some good rhymes though the other day.
00:01:20.240 I was cooking.
00:01:21.140 I heard it.
00:01:21.660 I felt that like ruined my old like two days.
00:01:24.740 I just could.
00:01:25.160 I was tired after that day.
00:01:26.740 Yeah.
00:01:27.120 Same.
00:01:27.480 Having fun sucks.
00:01:29.780 Now.
00:01:30.280 I don't know how old you are.
00:01:31.380 You're 22.
00:01:31.980 You can bounce back.
00:01:33.040 Yeah.
00:01:33.240 I did bounce back pretty fast.
00:01:34.780 But man, I was.
00:01:37.480 I was.
00:01:38.580 Dying.
00:01:39.220 Did you have to worry about that?
00:01:40.180 Because at one point we knocked on the door.
00:01:41.860 We asked what was up.
00:01:42.680 You were just like, my ass.
00:01:44.760 Hell of a cliff note.
00:01:46.080 You didn't even.
00:01:46.860 Yeah.
00:01:47.320 We were like, bro, you got to finish that thought.
00:01:50.120 This is the thing.
00:01:50.860 It wasn't even that crazy.
00:01:52.220 It was just y'all was there.
00:01:53.880 So it was, you know, because I'm throwing up.
00:01:55.920 But I'm in my house.
00:01:56.680 If it was any place for it to happen, it was there.
00:01:58.820 What was wrong with your ass though?
00:02:00.080 Yeah.
00:02:00.400 So what is us beating?
00:02:01.860 It was shit coming out.
00:02:03.200 Okay.
00:02:04.800 But I had the door locked.
00:02:06.220 And y'all was like, yeah, just unlock the door.
00:02:07.720 And I was like, no.
00:02:09.400 That's not a good idea.
00:02:10.920 Because if I unlocked the door, there would.
00:02:11.920 Oh, true.
00:02:11.940 You were taking a shit.
00:02:12.940 So you was naked, essentially.
00:02:14.380 No.
00:02:14.680 You had your shirt on through that?
00:02:16.700 Why?
00:02:17.260 At that point.
00:02:18.600 I was like, I'm going to take a shit.
00:02:19.780 Let me put my shirt back on.
00:02:20.860 That was like a whiter thing to do.
00:02:22.500 Yeah.
00:02:23.480 What?
00:02:23.980 Like just take a shit and puke with your shirt off and pants off.
00:02:28.620 I mean, I do that.
00:02:29.420 Yeah.
00:02:29.820 Or maybe I'm black.
00:02:30.860 It was.
00:02:31.720 Yeah.
00:02:31.980 Honestly, I've never thought black people could puke from drinking.
00:02:35.800 Bro.
00:02:36.200 But it is all that happens.
00:02:37.180 I haven't done that in three years.
00:02:38.620 That's the crazy thing.
00:02:39.500 And I felt good.
00:02:41.220 And then I got there.
00:02:41.980 Then y'all started rapping.
00:02:42.860 And I was like, I feel sick.
00:02:44.020 That's funny.
00:02:44.520 You just heard a Jewish man rap.
00:02:46.580 You're like, I got to go shit my guts out.
00:02:49.460 My body's just failing.
00:02:51.500 Oy vey.
00:02:52.300 Oh, my God.
00:02:53.000 That's funny.
00:02:54.600 That's funny.
00:02:55.880 Do you think, like, do black people think Somalians are black?
00:02:59.400 No.
00:03:00.180 Yeah.
00:03:00.720 Well, I mean, Africans do.
00:03:01.900 He got a different viewpoint because he's not American.
00:03:04.880 I'm half African.
00:03:05.280 Born in Africa?
00:03:06.400 No, born here.
00:03:07.240 My dad's from Africa, though.
00:03:08.120 But I lived over there for like 10 years.
00:03:09.540 So he don't count.
00:03:11.320 And you're half white.
00:03:12.760 Yeah.
00:03:13.080 Yeah.
00:03:14.020 Damn.
00:03:14.800 I got the real view.
00:03:16.420 Somali in Africa?
00:03:18.600 No, Senegal, West Africa.
00:03:19.980 So I'm like, the West Somalia is like kind of towards the middle.
00:03:22.560 How did you just live in Africa for 10 years?
00:03:24.620 Shit.
00:03:25.140 It was against my will.
00:03:26.220 My mom moved us over there when I was like nine.
00:03:28.440 From America?
00:03:29.260 From America.
00:03:29.920 And you were a citizen of America?
00:03:31.220 Yeah.
00:03:31.680 Why'd you do that?
00:03:33.080 Because she thought the world was ending.
00:03:35.080 My mom was like super religious.
00:03:36.720 Wow.
00:03:37.100 It was like Mayan 2012.
00:03:38.660 Type shit.
00:03:39.180 So she was like, we need to get out of America.
00:03:40.560 It's the land of the beast.
00:03:41.940 So we need to go to Africa.
00:03:42.720 Yeah.
00:03:43.660 Bro, she saw John Cusack in that movie.
00:03:45.700 She's like, put my family on a plane.
00:03:47.360 Did you live in a nice area in America, too?
00:03:49.600 So I didn't live in poverty like some Africans did, but I definitely wasn't rich.
00:03:54.700 That's for sure.
00:03:55.160 There?
00:03:56.180 No, I was broke over there.
00:03:57.360 Oh, God.
00:03:58.020 I was broke on both continents.
00:03:59.160 Dude, that's terrifying.
00:04:00.480 Yeah.
00:04:00.600 So the scariest shit that's happened to you has been there, probably.
00:04:03.780 I mean, type shit.
00:04:04.840 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:05.880 But it was cool because I guess I had a big brother and shit over there who was able to
00:04:10.380 like, you know, like I wasn't over there just getting bullied and picked on.
00:04:13.560 But once I learned the language, you know, I kind of simulated.
00:04:15.860 What language?
00:04:17.120 Wall-off in French.
00:04:18.740 Oh, so you speak French?
00:04:19.860 Type shit.
00:04:20.560 And Wall-off?
00:04:21.520 Yeah.
00:04:21.880 What the fuck is that?
00:04:22.780 Wall-off sounds like what Trump's doing to Mexicans.
00:04:25.500 Wall-off magic.
00:04:27.520 Sounds like my rapper name.
00:04:28.540 You ever heard like Jollof Rice?
00:04:30.380 Yeah.
00:04:30.520 I've heard.
00:04:30.920 Yeah.
00:04:31.260 So the word Jollof originates from the word Wall-off rice.
00:04:34.400 Does every word in that language rhyme?
00:04:36.080 Is that why you guys can rap?
00:04:38.000 Nah, African rappers are horrible.
00:04:39.980 Are they really?
00:04:40.840 Oh, it's terrible.
00:04:41.700 Terrible.
00:04:42.020 You would think the clicking would be like a good ad lib.
00:04:44.560 Shit.
00:04:44.840 I mean, the clicks.
00:04:45.620 That's crazy.
00:04:47.300 I'm just like Playboy Cardi, like throwing some beats.
00:04:53.900 Wait, is that Wall-off?
00:04:55.280 Is there clicks in it?
00:04:56.180 No, not at all.
00:04:56.900 No, that's like Zulu.
00:04:58.540 Yeah, Zulu and Kosa.
00:05:00.560 They're called Kosa.
00:05:01.780 You got to click one.
00:05:02.660 What is it?
00:05:03.780 It's called Kosa.
00:05:05.200 You did that with your throat or with your tongue?
00:05:07.480 Why would you?
00:05:08.240 It's a street.
00:05:10.320 Were you going to take your shit out of the game?
00:05:14.000 It's got a sickest game shit ever.
00:05:16.500 It's got one sick.
00:05:17.700 He's like, I'm about to puken shit, boys.
00:05:19.240 Everyone's back to my place.
00:05:20.460 Yo, my ass spread out right now.
00:05:22.460 Yo, you did that with your throat?
00:05:23.800 Yo, my ass.
00:05:25.380 It's the black forces, nigga.
00:05:26.380 I'm telling you.
00:05:27.020 This guy's working with evil, bro.
00:05:31.180 You'd be like preyed upon by P. Diddy so easily.
00:05:34.200 Oh, my God.
00:05:35.040 You've been raped.
00:05:36.260 She's like, what were you saying about your ass?
00:05:37.780 Oh, shit.
00:05:38.420 That's funny.
00:05:39.740 Nah, that's funny.
00:05:41.300 Nah, but shit.
00:05:42.380 Wall-off.
00:05:42.800 I'll tell y'all some shit on Wall-off, though.
00:05:44.320 Let's see.
00:05:45.340 Nang and Def.
00:05:46.900 That means, how y'all doing?
00:05:48.280 Young and Def?
00:05:49.260 Nang and Def.
00:05:50.080 Nang and Def.
00:05:50.940 Nang and Def.
00:05:51.600 So, it's like, it kind of has a rhyme.
00:05:53.720 It feels like I almost said the N-word.
00:05:55.060 I know.
00:05:55.420 I got scared when I...
00:05:57.040 Yeah, what you call me?
00:05:59.440 Sounds like you're saying, is this N-word Def?
00:06:07.560 Yeah, you better know it.
00:06:09.580 That's funny as fuck.
00:06:11.700 Nigga about to bite the table.
00:06:15.980 Turned to hungry hippos.
00:06:17.200 I grew up poor.
00:06:20.360 He just eats four bottles of water.
00:06:23.700 I have eaten cardboard.
00:06:25.840 Oh, shit.
00:06:27.040 Shit, man.
00:06:28.600 Tell him what you was about to eat before you got here.
00:06:30.980 Oh, shit.
00:06:31.880 I was going to have a Chick-fil...
00:06:33.120 What do you call it?
00:06:34.020 A fish filet from McDonald's.
00:06:34.820 This nigga was okay.
00:06:35.940 Don't even disrespect a fish filet.
00:06:37.740 I thought you were going to say a bowl of rocks or something.
00:06:39.280 Yeah, I thought you were going to be like a goat's head with a...
00:06:41.060 Yeah, for real.
00:06:41.820 Like, I had to do it.
00:06:42.480 Some African shit.
00:06:43.500 Man, why were you so rattled by a fish filet?
00:06:46.220 You don't like fish filet?
00:06:47.300 Fish from McDonald's.
00:06:48.320 Black people love it.
00:06:48.940 No, he's 22.
00:06:50.400 You don't eat that at 22.
00:06:51.980 That's like 28 and up.
00:06:54.320 You know what I told him?
00:06:55.440 That's fish that's never touched the water.
00:06:57.360 That's what you're eating right there.
00:06:58.820 Fish from McDonald's?
00:07:00.940 Out of drive-thru.
00:07:03.080 Never touched the water.
00:07:03.560 No, I go inside to eat it and I sit down.
00:07:05.880 Never had freedom, maybe, but it's definitely been in water.
00:07:09.220 They can't grow it.
00:07:11.000 That's the chicken.
00:07:12.160 It's McDonald's, bro.
00:07:13.600 This nigga had Popeye's when he came here.
00:07:15.360 I did.
00:07:16.100 I actually did.
00:07:16.800 Yo, that's chicken that's never touched the grass.
00:07:19.740 Y'all seen that movie, They Cloned Tyrone?
00:07:22.060 He's like, yo, we're going to go pod with Ben.
00:07:23.640 Let's eat the blackest possible shit right before.
00:07:28.020 You got Popeye's, I got fish filet.
00:07:30.220 Fish filet is not really black.
00:07:31.400 No, fish filet is Jewish.
00:07:32.480 That's like old white people.
00:07:33.400 The crazy thing is my dad, that's coming from my dad because he was African.
00:07:35.900 He believed McDonald's meat was human shit.
00:07:38.540 So he's like, to eat McDonald's, you can only eat the fish from there.
00:07:40.840 You cannot eat the Big Mac.
00:07:41.780 So that was my dad's logic.
00:07:44.160 I feel like he's right, though.
00:07:45.920 That was my dad's logic.
00:07:47.120 I just stuck with that.
00:07:48.300 Was your dad, so your mom moved you there, but your dad was there too?
00:07:51.840 No.
00:07:52.480 Ironically, my dad had moved here with my mom in like 92, and then we moved over there
00:07:57.140 in 2003, and my pops was like, I'm not going back.
00:08:00.000 So he stayed over here with my mom.
00:08:01.740 So he sounded more African living in America while your American mom went to Africa.
00:08:06.660 Point blank.
00:08:07.140 That is fucking insane.
00:08:08.440 That's wild.
00:08:09.160 So she didn't speak the language either?
00:08:10.600 She spoke French.
00:08:11.860 Oh, okay.
00:08:12.300 Yeah, she spoke French.
00:08:13.300 She learned that shit in college, you know, from before.
00:08:15.540 But no, it was definitely a weird upbringing.
00:08:19.160 But then my dad would come over, right?
00:08:20.560 And then we would go back to America too, so we made the shit work.
00:08:24.040 That's sick.
00:08:24.720 They got divorced eventually because the shit couldn't pass.
00:08:26.740 I mean, yeah, that's a wild.
00:08:28.620 That guy was flying like 12 hours, and he's like, this pussy is not worth this shit.
00:08:33.240 Fuck this.
00:08:33.780 You are landing at fucking this bitch in a mud hut.
00:08:36.980 You are landing at N-word Dev Airport.
00:08:40.600 But then you came back, and you were just like, oh, thank God we're back.
00:08:52.760 Kind of, yeah.
00:08:53.900 You were probably just like, I'll fucking weird it out.
00:08:56.380 Did you have GameCube over there?
00:08:58.580 Shit.
00:08:59.200 I took my PlayStation, not my PlayStation, my Game Boy.
00:09:02.420 I had a Game Boy, and I took it over there, and them niggas robbed me.
00:09:05.580 Damn.
00:09:05.980 Yeah, I'm niggas.
00:09:06.760 Did you have like cardboard walls and shit?
00:09:09.120 I lived in a spot like this.
00:09:10.860 You lived in a podcast studio?
00:09:12.320 Where else?
00:09:12.780 I lived in Austin, Texas.
00:09:15.220 It was just a room.
00:09:16.200 It had concrete, you know what I'm saying?
00:09:18.060 Paint.
00:09:18.340 But like, what did it look like from the outside?
00:09:21.160 No, it was like, so, and Dakar is a city, right?
00:09:23.840 Yeah.
00:09:23.940 So, in the city, it was like any other city.
00:09:26.160 Like, it wasn't like a, like, it wasn't like the slums in like Brazil or no shit like that.
00:09:30.080 Oh, okay.
00:09:30.340 It was actually like concrete, you know.
00:09:32.160 It was a mosque and shit.
00:09:33.000 You know, think of, think of like a Middle Eastern country before they bombed the shit.
00:09:37.460 Looks the same in my head.
00:09:38.700 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:39.840 So, also not that great.
00:09:41.740 Right, it's not like, I mean, it's not New York, for example.
00:09:43.800 It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:44.840 You had like electricity and water.
00:09:46.680 Exactly, all of that.
00:09:47.680 Electricity were cut back in the day.
00:09:49.560 No.
00:09:50.020 Like, we would go like two, three days, no electricity.
00:09:52.360 So, we'd have to like.
00:09:52.800 In the cut.
00:09:53.620 Man.
00:09:54.080 Man, so, that used to suck.
00:09:55.760 Mosquitoes and shit.
00:09:56.760 I got malaria from that.
00:09:57.960 What do you think of this?
00:09:58.600 You had malaria?
00:09:59.900 Yeah.
00:10:00.300 Is that like, you still have it?
00:10:03.280 Yeah, is that curable?
00:10:04.480 Wait, you got malaria?
00:10:05.800 Yeah, nah, bro.
00:10:06.780 Holy fucking shit.
00:10:07.960 Your parents are fucked, bro.
00:10:09.360 We have like two opposite black experiences.
00:10:12.400 I'm telling you, bro.
00:10:13.300 This guy grew up with like a white dad going to like Six Flags.
00:10:16.140 Yeah, yeah, literally.
00:10:17.320 This guy had a great childhood.
00:10:18.400 This guy's like, I had malaria.
00:10:19.460 Yeah, I caught malaria.
00:10:20.520 Took my game boy.
00:10:21.580 That was scary.
00:10:22.200 That was like me catching the flu over there.
00:10:23.600 That was like your first major flu.
00:10:25.560 Like, you're in bed for like five days.
00:10:27.540 Oh, death.
00:10:28.900 You're in bed for like five days.
00:10:30.400 What's the symptoms?
00:10:30.880 You were a kid?
00:10:31.860 What you was having in the bathroom.
00:10:34.220 Your shirt's off.
00:10:35.820 My ass.
00:10:36.740 What are the symptoms?
00:10:38.120 Just would have really hit me with sweating and shit.
00:10:40.040 It was that pretty much.
00:10:40.920 A lot of tongue and throat.
00:10:41.980 That was a very white question, too.
00:10:43.860 So what are the symptoms?
00:10:45.420 Tongue and throat disease.
00:10:47.380 How'd you grow up, nigga?
00:10:48.660 Great.
00:10:49.300 Yeah, I see.
00:10:49.940 But was it?
00:10:50.940 Were your parents like together?
00:10:52.200 No, my dad, he got three baby mamas.
00:10:55.740 So not that good.
00:10:56.700 This nigga daddy black.
00:10:57.780 No, yeah, yeah.
00:10:58.380 He did a lot for the black community.
00:11:00.260 All three of them black?
00:11:01.300 Yeah.
00:11:01.800 And he's white?
00:11:02.380 Baby mamas.
00:11:03.040 Yeah.
00:11:03.800 Wait, he's home.
00:11:04.760 For a second, I thought he was black.
00:11:06.360 I thought I got it wrong.
00:11:07.120 Have you seen that guy, like that white guy who has like the really deep black guy voice
00:11:10.920 and he's like viral as fuck from like Houston or something?
00:11:13.480 Yeah.
00:11:13.820 Sounds like Paul Wall.
00:11:14.780 Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
00:11:15.200 Is that like your dad?
00:11:16.060 Nah.
00:11:17.120 He's like, if you met him, he'll be just like, hi.
00:11:19.700 Hey.
00:11:19.800 Is he like Eminem?
00:11:20.800 He's just like, hey fellas.
00:11:22.180 Black women.
00:11:23.260 Yeah.
00:11:24.080 Oh, my kids are black.
00:11:25.200 Yeah.
00:11:25.640 Yeah.
00:11:25.760 That's crazy.
00:11:26.680 But he lived in like the, kind of like the suburbs.
00:11:29.140 They were shitty at first and then they got gentrified.
00:11:31.500 And then my mom lived in the projects.
00:11:32.780 So, I would go back and forth from the projects to the suburbs every week.
00:11:36.800 So, I kind of went back and forth to Africa too.
00:11:42.720 This guy also has Game Boy Robbed.
00:11:45.740 Those are pretty, both of those are kind of like unique situations.
00:11:48.460 It's a unique experience.
00:11:50.240 The Africa thing is a little bit.
00:11:51.940 It's crazy.
00:11:52.460 Crazy.
00:11:53.040 It's so crazy.
00:11:53.840 I'd rather have mine, but you know.
00:11:55.380 Shit, I'm happy with mine.
00:11:56.840 Yeah.
00:11:57.700 I'm like, you get a lot of experiences too.
00:12:00.300 You know what I'm saying?
00:12:00.680 And so, like the fact that I, you know, you speak different languages.
00:12:03.320 You have a different perspective on life.
00:12:05.280 And considering I wasn't like in the bushes and shit.
00:12:07.580 Like, you know, you meet foreigners.
00:12:09.640 So, you know, those Americans.
00:12:10.940 Over here, it's the cut.
00:12:11.940 Over there, it's in the bush.
00:12:13.200 No, for real.
00:12:13.960 I swear to God.
00:12:15.180 Yeah, I'm in the bush.
00:12:18.200 Starving Marvin.
00:12:19.200 I'm telling you, bro.
00:12:22.800 Fucking tribal.
00:12:26.360 I often ask my mom, what the fuck were you thinking?
00:12:28.520 Right?
00:12:28.760 Like, but, you know.
00:12:29.620 Is she back here now?
00:12:31.060 No.
00:12:31.460 She's still over there.
00:12:32.080 Actually, no.
00:12:32.480 That's crazy.
00:12:32.860 I'm lying.
00:12:33.320 I'm lying.
00:12:33.620 She's in North Dakota right now with my sister.
00:12:35.540 She just got back.
00:12:36.420 But she's going back over.
00:12:37.500 That's a big thing.
00:12:37.840 Like, she built a house in the bushes.
00:12:38.740 A lot of direct flights from Senegal.
00:12:40.840 So, you guys have like a compound there now?
00:12:42.940 Yeah.
00:12:43.400 Yeah.
00:12:43.820 There's a compound.
00:12:44.200 A big ass house.
00:12:46.360 You know, my mom got like a, like she got into a car accident over here in America.
00:12:50.360 And she got like a payout and shit.
00:12:51.680 She was like, I'm going to just go over to Africa and build a house.
00:12:54.140 And she built like a very big property.
00:12:55.860 Did she bring a, build a water well?
00:12:57.520 Is that like the closest thing to like, she did?
00:12:59.920 Sort of got it.
00:13:00.580 For her own property?
00:13:01.680 No, like it was her and like a group of the other, like the more affluent people of the
00:13:06.400 area, they all band together and like put their money together to build a well.
00:13:10.420 Affluent, like 20,000 a year type shit.
00:13:13.080 Nah, like he's a, no rich niggas.
00:13:14.860 Like, bro, some of these motherfuckers make their money.
00:13:16.800 50,000.
00:13:17.760 50,000.
00:13:19.840 What type of big money?
00:13:21.160 50,000 cash.
00:13:23.640 No taxes.
00:13:25.140 Nah, fuck.
00:13:26.440 Ironically, like over there, there'd be like business, no, business people.
00:13:29.880 They own like company, like contracting and shit.
00:13:32.740 Like some, there's one dude was like, her neighbor actually was this big contractor and
00:13:35.960 he like did a bunch of like projects all over West Africa.
00:13:38.300 So he like paid.
00:13:39.260 Like this nigga had like a.
00:13:40.120 Like 60,000.
00:13:41.180 No, I'm talking about like two pools in his fucking compound, like.
00:13:44.360 Above ground.
00:13:45.240 Yeah.
00:13:45.520 Like it was beautiful.
00:13:46.940 Like.
00:13:47.400 Two above ground pools.
00:13:48.380 Like think of like some shit like an NFL player would have when he retires.
00:13:51.640 But it's like all walled off and shit.
00:13:53.300 Exactly.
00:13:53.740 Because he don't want the niggas.
00:13:54.480 So but like.
00:13:56.000 Was he white?
00:13:57.120 Yes.
00:13:57.920 Oh, he was white.
00:13:58.920 Like you.
00:13:59.440 Bro, just like you.
00:14:00.260 I swear to God.
00:14:00.940 He was just there.
00:14:01.740 Yeah.
00:14:02.120 Like he just, he was like, bro, why would I go to him?
00:14:03.880 Like he had all the black.
00:14:04.780 South African?
00:14:05.920 He was from Switzerland actually.
00:14:08.140 Damn.
00:14:08.720 Did he call blacks blicks?
00:14:10.220 Blick?
00:14:10.820 Blicks.
00:14:11.840 The blick.
00:14:13.600 So the South Africans, those are white ones.
00:14:15.340 Those are white South Africans.
00:14:16.640 You wouldn't see too many of those in Senegal though.
00:14:18.780 Can they say nigger?
00:14:20.520 They say kaffa.
00:14:21.540 It's different.
00:14:22.040 That's how they say nigger.
00:14:22.520 Is that the same thing?
00:14:23.260 That sounds worse.
00:14:23.640 That's nigger over there.
00:14:25.280 Kaffa?
00:14:25.680 You're fucking kaffa.
00:14:26.900 Yeah.
00:14:27.140 Well, that sounds bad.
00:14:28.040 Leonardo DiCaprio said that shit.
00:14:30.260 Leonardo said that shit in Black Diamond.
00:14:32.120 You're going to listen to me, kaffa.
00:14:34.320 Shit.
00:14:34.740 He said a lot worse than Django.
00:14:36.040 So they openly say it?
00:14:37.360 And I can choose to do.
00:14:42.300 I love that movie, by the way.
00:14:44.740 It's a good movie.
00:14:45.320 Wouldn't it be funny if he riffed it?
00:14:47.080 It was like, that wasn't your line.
00:14:48.820 That wasn't the script, yeah.
00:14:50.020 So back to this word.
00:14:52.100 Anyway, teach me about the-
00:14:53.360 So, but like, white people are just openly racist?
00:14:58.220 Um, over there, it comes out in different forms.
00:15:01.940 You know what I'm saying?
00:15:02.420 It's like, sometimes they'll like do the whole, well, I'm from a better country than you, so
00:15:06.700 my way is higher than your way type shit.
00:15:09.380 Right.
00:15:09.600 Other than that, um-
00:15:10.520 What the hell are they doing there?
00:15:11.760 They're just like straight up still colonizing.
00:15:13.960 Most people are just there because like, they can feel-
00:15:17.040 We still got dudes on the fucking out there.
00:15:20.140 I swear to God.
00:15:20.840 Like, even in the American school, for example, like, a lot of people, they would hire a lot
00:15:25.400 of Americans from Montana and fucking Minnesota and shit to come over there and, you know,
00:15:30.240 essentially dictate how these African kids should be living and shit.
00:15:34.440 Teach about trans rights.
00:15:35.860 Right.
00:15:36.720 Essentially.
00:15:37.260 So it was like, it was weird.
00:15:38.560 But isn't the government like, kind of like, they're just chill with people being like rich?
00:15:43.600 Oh, yeah.
00:15:44.180 Oh, you can be super rich over there.
00:15:45.640 They don't like fuck with you or like-
00:15:47.360 Ain't no taxes, nigga.
00:15:49.180 Do you have to like hire security though?
00:15:50.940 Like, what about getting robbed?
00:15:51.900 Ain't no taxes, bro.
00:15:52.580 They have roads and stuff?
00:15:53.780 Yeah, no, they have roads and stuff.
00:15:55.040 You'll put it this way.
00:15:55.560 There's like a tax system, but if a rich guy comes over, he might pay some taxes to the
00:15:59.080 government, but it's not like here where it's like, okay, yeah, we're going to tax you like
00:16:01.800 a significant amount.
00:16:02.760 So here's like 40 grand.
00:16:03.900 You could grease the hand of somebody over there and, you know what I'm saying, and get
00:16:07.120 shit done.
00:16:08.100 Still like, kind of sketchy.
00:16:08.800 They could just take you out at any moment.
00:16:11.220 But as long as that hand's greased, you good.
00:16:13.740 You know what I'm saying?
00:16:14.240 Some people don't, put it this way.
00:16:15.560 Imagine if like, I don't have to do much.
00:16:17.460 All I have to do is just say, hey, you're in my country and I need you to pay fucking tax
00:16:21.440 to me.
00:16:21.840 That's it.
00:16:22.140 Like, I'll handle the shit over the tax office, but just pay me some shit.
00:16:24.820 But they want him to be rich there because then he's like buying shit and like, from
00:16:28.820 back, like the fucking gross, because there's grocery stores and shit that need to stay
00:16:32.360 open.
00:16:32.960 And bro, and a lot of, actually a lot of foreigners are the ones who are like coming over, like
00:16:36.860 opening grocery stores.
00:16:38.520 There's like some of the bigger, like Kmart targets of the area.
00:16:41.380 H-E-B.
00:16:41.900 H-E-Bs are all done by foreigners for the most part.
00:16:44.240 They got a bucket.
00:16:44.920 What do they have?
00:16:45.600 What is it called?
00:16:46.520 What's the grocery store you went to?
00:16:48.320 Which one?
00:16:49.300 Casino.
00:16:49.820 That was one, I think that was like French owned.
00:16:52.280 There was another one called Pridou.
00:16:53.880 I don't think, you don't really see that shit around no more.
00:16:56.920 So it's like all French pretty much.
00:16:58.600 Essentially, yes.
00:16:59.480 French or the Indian too.
00:17:01.260 Like some Indians.
00:17:02.360 Like the stinky Indians coming over.
00:17:04.200 The stinky Indians?
00:17:04.960 This country sounds like my worst nightmare.
00:17:06.940 But don't Canada got a bunch of French people?
00:17:09.560 Blacks and French people.
00:17:10.920 Indians.
00:17:12.180 Fucking Swiss people.
00:17:14.560 It's terrifying, really.
00:17:15.960 Were there Jews?
00:17:17.300 Not really.
00:17:17.920 No.
00:17:18.480 Not many, no.
00:17:19.980 There were in South Africa.
00:17:21.520 I've seen a Freemason, like a Mason temple, but you don't see no synagogue.
00:17:26.100 No dumb shit like that.
00:17:27.040 Not dumb shit.
00:17:28.060 That would be great.
00:17:28.800 They have a lot of Muslims.
00:17:30.220 Of course.
00:17:30.740 95% Muslim.
00:17:32.220 Yeah, this really is your hell.
00:17:34.960 La Hoagba.
00:17:36.260 It's serious.
00:17:37.280 It's serious, dude.
00:17:38.480 I would rip it.
00:17:39.880 I would go.
00:17:40.600 Would you go there for Juneteenth?
00:17:42.700 Do they do a big...
00:17:43.920 I'd go there for Halloween.
00:17:47.940 Trick or treat.
00:17:48.860 Trick every time.
00:17:49.940 Speaking of Juneteenth.
00:17:51.200 Oh.
00:17:52.520 Is this a Juneteenth present?
00:17:54.100 Imagine if it's just a gun and he robs it.
00:17:56.860 Got y'all.
00:17:57.660 What do we got here?
00:18:00.820 Let's see.
00:18:01.660 I got some glasses for you.
00:18:02.960 Oh, wow.
00:18:03.580 Some Kanye Afro glasses.
00:18:06.060 All right.
00:18:06.220 This shit count for you, too, because you part white.
00:18:08.220 So, you can have that.
00:18:09.260 A ruler.
00:18:10.640 This is like what, like, white teachers get to white kids.
00:18:13.920 I feel like these might have been made in Senegal.
00:18:16.360 Some shit...
00:18:16.920 This shit rude.
00:18:17.500 You see this shit in Senegal.
00:18:18.520 Here you go, my man.
00:18:19.080 Where'd you get this from?
00:18:20.060 Whoa.
00:18:20.420 Oh, this is a Senegal...
00:18:21.560 Is this the Senegal flag that is on me?
00:18:23.360 Nah, this is just the stereotypical black flag.
00:18:26.000 You want this one?
00:18:26.660 Uh, sure.
00:18:27.920 You can't say no to it, nah.
00:18:29.120 Yeah.
00:18:29.500 If he wears that, can he say the N word?
00:18:31.500 Juneteenth.
00:18:31.780 Oh, this is a Juneteenth wristband.
00:18:34.500 Oh, here you go.
00:18:35.660 This is beautiful.
00:18:36.980 Look at that.
00:18:37.460 You can have a pen with it as well.
00:18:39.360 Was all of this on sale because Juneteenth was like four days ago?
00:18:42.180 I feel like this could get me out of being robbed, potentially.
00:18:45.240 Yeah, I fought with black men.
00:18:46.040 Wait, what does that say?
00:18:47.040 Juneteenth?
00:18:49.440 Brother, no.
00:18:50.060 Blackface.
00:18:53.020 Hey, here's a bookmarker if you read.
00:18:56.280 Wow.
00:18:57.100 That's not that on brand.
00:18:59.400 Yeah, that's about it.
00:19:00.420 That's beautiful.
00:19:01.560 There's some keychains if y'all want some of this shit.
00:19:04.960 You should wear this.
00:19:06.320 I love it.
00:19:07.160 I still hear a bunch of shit in the bag.
00:19:09.960 I'm racist until I get a lanyard.
00:19:12.020 And then I'm in.
00:19:13.140 Then I'm less racist.
00:19:13.920 Yeah, until there's merch.
00:19:15.340 Yeah.
00:19:15.940 No, until there's merch.
00:19:17.460 You want the bag, nigga?
00:19:18.900 That's why the Nazis were successful.
00:19:20.520 They had merch.
00:19:22.100 He's like, I'm not leaving.
00:19:22.780 He's saying no to me.
00:19:25.700 And the producer's like, I'm not leaving with this.
00:19:30.460 1865.
00:19:31.180 That's when they did?
00:19:32.340 That's when they freed them?
00:19:34.480 Yeah.
00:19:35.280 Apparently.
00:19:36.600 Apparently.
00:19:37.700 Oh, it was in Texas.
00:19:39.880 What?
00:19:41.140 That they freed them?
00:19:41.980 Yeah.
00:19:42.940 Is that what it says on there?
00:19:44.220 It says, yeah.
00:19:45.240 Celebration of freedom, the anniversary of June 19th, 1865, the day enslaved people in Texas
00:19:50.020 learned that they were free.
00:19:51.040 You can read?
00:19:51.760 So Texas is the last.
00:19:52.700 Yeah, I can read, bro.
00:19:53.460 I didn't go to school with metal detectors.
00:19:56.880 Hey, I grew up with high school.
00:19:59.400 Did you grow up with both parents?
00:20:01.180 No, they were divorced, but I was in Canada, so it was like chill.
00:20:04.740 I didn't have to go to like Africa.
00:20:06.020 I went from like one nice condo to another nice condo.
00:20:08.860 Go and get the water.
00:20:10.120 Yeah, no.
00:20:11.400 It was great.
00:20:15.140 The power is out.
00:20:17.020 Hide your Game Boy.
00:20:17.980 They will rob you.
00:20:18.740 Mother thinks that the world is ending again.
00:20:21.700 The nice Swiss man is here.
00:20:24.140 These are some good accents, I ain't gonna lie.
00:20:26.900 They're not bad.
00:20:27.860 His is, I mean, authentic.
00:20:31.600 Authentic.
00:20:32.200 Yours is like scary.
00:20:33.620 But you know what's funny about black people, like Africans though?
00:20:37.440 So there's kind of like this weird air of superiority they have over like black Americans.
00:20:42.420 Point that right at him.
00:20:43.960 Over this.
00:20:44.520 Because, you know, in their mind it's like, we were never slaves, right?
00:20:47.120 So, you know what I'm saying?
00:20:48.260 That's why, like, when the whole June team said that shit don't mean shit to them.
00:20:49.960 No, but honestly though, Loki, I completely agree.
00:20:52.400 Either that or they never got sold.
00:20:54.040 Like, whoa.
00:20:54.720 Well, no, they sold the ones they didn't like.
00:20:56.740 That's actually such a wild perspective.
00:20:58.200 They're like, all right, you guys, we don't need this.
00:21:00.340 We're like, we gotta, yeah, yeah.
00:21:01.640 It's a wild take.
00:21:02.420 There was definitely some, you can go, take him, take him.
00:21:04.560 I don't like this man anyway.
00:21:05.800 Like, there was definitely some that.
00:21:06.800 You think that somebody fucked his bitch?
00:21:09.500 Like, when they gave him away?
00:21:10.940 Do they still have slaves in Africa, though?
00:21:12.560 No, no, I mean.
00:21:14.320 The way you said that was you were covering something up.
00:21:16.560 Put it this way.
00:21:17.560 Sometimes.
00:21:18.480 No, no, I mean, I did.
00:21:20.040 If you're paying somebody $40 a month to clean your house three times a week.
00:21:25.800 Yeah, they have like low wage.
00:21:27.920 That's where that hesitation comes from.
00:21:29.580 It's like the people in Dubai.
00:21:30.940 I am paying the bitch.
00:21:31.460 I thought they did it in, like, Libya and shit, though.
00:21:33.320 But I guess it's like North Africa that's not like.
00:21:35.400 Yeah, no, I'm hearing it a bit different.
00:21:36.000 Africans don't really fuck with North Africa, right?
00:21:39.380 What are you exactly?
00:21:40.520 I'm Persian.
00:21:41.000 So you're like, okay, you're like a.
00:21:43.240 I'm like Middle Eastern.
00:21:44.400 I'm like in war with this America.
00:21:47.060 Only thing missing is Asian.
00:21:48.880 Only thing missing is Asian.
00:21:49.840 I mean, I'm Canadian.
00:21:50.780 I'm Canadian, but.
00:21:52.240 Right.
00:21:52.940 You know.
00:21:53.560 But Persian, like, what country, though?
00:21:56.180 Iran.
00:21:57.200 Prince of Persia.
00:21:57.700 You actually from Iran?
00:21:58.740 Yeah.
00:21:59.220 I mean, I'm from Canada.
00:22:01.320 Dude, the way I said that, that's how we reacted.
00:22:03.800 We were like, yo, this guy's from Africa.
00:22:05.960 Nah, nigga fucked him.
00:22:07.040 Nigga fired.
00:22:07.420 He's under attack, dude.
00:22:10.980 This country's under attack.
00:22:12.260 How you feel?
00:22:13.200 I'm all right.
00:22:13.840 You fired up?
00:22:15.720 I was for a few days.
00:22:17.760 And then Trump showed up.
00:22:19.900 I was fired up.
00:22:21.220 We were kind of, we were having fun.
00:22:23.160 I was cooking, man.
00:22:23.560 We were listening to King Von.
00:22:24.760 We were having a good time.
00:22:25.600 And then, you know, Trump showed up.
00:22:27.040 Now we're like, oh, you know.
00:22:29.140 Oh, shit.
00:22:29.880 Four minutes ago.
00:22:31.060 It's over?
00:22:31.580 It's over.
00:22:32.180 Thank God.
00:22:32.880 Yeah, good.
00:22:34.220 White House posted.
00:22:35.660 It's over.
00:22:36.340 Woo!
00:22:36.920 Damn.
00:22:37.460 Yo, honestly, we got our licks in.
00:22:38.680 That's so good.
00:22:39.180 No, we got our licks in.
00:22:40.000 That's actually.
00:22:40.720 Do you know how good that makes Trump look?
00:22:42.380 That he did one little attack?
00:22:44.080 And because it's, like, I don't want to get fucking political, but.
00:22:47.500 It's a social media.
00:22:48.860 Then he goes.
00:22:49.560 Nah, I don't want to.
00:22:50.380 20 minutes into it.
00:22:51.500 Nah, I don't want to.
00:22:53.240 There's just, I mean, a lot of, you know how there's, like, crazy people online.
00:22:57.180 That, like, there's people on the right, and then there's, like, the split of, like, people
00:23:00.680 who are, like, I like Trump until he did this, and now I don't want to support.
00:23:05.320 So they were all saying, like, oh, he's bringing us into another Iraq, and it's going to be.
00:23:09.540 But, like, if it isn't, then they all just look really dumb.
00:23:12.440 Exactly.
00:23:13.200 What does it say?
00:23:13.900 Complete and total ceasefire.
00:23:15.060 Woo!
00:23:16.020 Congratulations.
00:23:16.880 It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a complete and total
00:23:21.040 ceasefire in approximately six hours from now when Israel and Iran would have
00:23:25.340 have wound down and completed their in-progress final missions.
00:23:35.560 Get them done, boys.
00:23:37.400 For 12 hours, at which point the war will be considered ended officially.
00:23:41.520 Iran will start the ceasefire, and upon the 12th hour, Israel will start the ceasefire,
00:23:45.440 and upon the 24th hour, an official end to the 12-day war will be saluted by the world
00:23:51.320 during each ceasefire.
00:23:52.540 Where the other side will remain peaceful and respectful on the assumption that everything
00:23:56.140 works as it should, which it will.
00:24:00.400 I would like to congratulate both countries.
00:24:02.540 Israel and Iran.
00:24:03.400 Disney!
00:24:04.060 It was a great war!
00:24:05.360 Disney!
00:24:05.860 Dude, this guy, game seven happened to them this.
00:24:08.680 Which it will.
00:24:09.900 One happens down on the table.
00:24:11.680 The stamina, courage, and intelligence to end what should be called the 12-day war.
00:24:16.160 This is a war that could have gone on for years and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it
00:24:20.660 didn't.
00:24:21.400 And it never will.
00:24:22.840 God bless Israel.
00:24:24.020 God bless Iran.
00:24:25.020 God bless the Middle East.
00:24:25.980 God bless the United States of America.
00:24:27.560 And God bless the world.
00:24:28.420 That's pretty sick.
00:24:29.160 Dude, that's awesome.
00:24:29.800 I like the 12-day war.
00:24:31.080 I want to start a tour.
00:24:32.100 He kind of just cooked.
00:24:33.060 12-day tour.
00:24:33.700 He cooked.
00:24:34.160 He kind of cooked with that.
00:24:35.160 Dude, bars.
00:24:35.660 Did you see how much...
00:24:37.460 Like, look, as a Canadian, I just love American, like, firepower.
00:24:42.340 You know what I mean?
00:24:42.860 Like, it just fires because it's like you come to a...
00:24:45.280 Like, it's a superpower of a country, and people forget that because everybody's trying
00:24:49.440 to say, like, China's...
00:24:50.860 But it's like none of these countries...
00:24:53.760 They flew...
00:24:54.760 Was it 12 B2s?
00:24:58.040 Like, seven.
00:24:59.320 It was like so much fire, like, just overkill.
00:25:02.620 And I love it.
00:25:03.900 Like, you know how, like, the feeling when you go into a Walmart super center?
00:25:07.560 Yeah.
00:25:07.720 That's what we did.
00:25:08.500 It's an abundance.
00:25:09.300 That's what America did.
00:25:10.180 They were just like, we're sending...
00:25:11.560 Apparently, there's like 300 airplanes involved with it.
00:25:14.200 Yeah, I'm not the biggest fan.
00:25:16.840 That was seven.
00:25:19.360 I like how he made it seem like a tie, like Iran didn't lose.
00:25:23.660 That's a good call.
00:25:24.180 It's a G move.
00:25:25.080 Made me feel good about it.
00:25:27.920 No, obviously, it was a crazy war.
00:25:29.620 It was kind of sick, though.
00:25:30.740 12-day war is sick.
00:25:31.740 That's basically my whole trip from this last rip we had in the States.
00:25:36.480 We were just...
00:25:37.500 He went on tour for 12 days.
00:25:38.980 12-day tour.
00:25:40.120 The whole war is over.
00:25:41.760 By the time I get home.
00:25:43.340 But were you guys expecting it to get, like, worse or what?
00:25:46.020 Well, this morning, I saw that Iran attacked, like, a U.S. base in Qatar.
00:25:50.080 I wasn't expecting it.
00:25:50.960 Trump probably just said something, like, really scary, like, sand N-word.
00:25:54.360 And then, like, they quieted up really quick.
00:25:57.140 You probably hit them with something, like, rude.
00:25:59.340 What do Africans call the Arabs?
00:26:01.380 Yeah.
00:26:01.680 What would you call me?
00:26:02.700 Nar.
00:26:05.220 The N-word.
00:26:06.420 Is that what that is?
00:26:07.900 I swear to God.
00:26:08.940 Nar.
00:26:09.360 No, Narby.
00:26:10.820 Who?
00:26:11.360 Nar.
00:26:11.920 Like, this Arab dude.
00:26:14.440 Nar.
00:26:14.980 Nar.
00:26:15.420 Nar.
00:26:16.000 Nar.
00:26:16.580 Narbar.
00:26:17.100 Well, that make him sound cool.
00:26:18.360 That honestly does sound sick.
00:26:20.380 I'd rather be called...
00:26:21.460 What are you?
00:26:22.080 Narby.
00:26:22.440 Nar.
00:26:24.080 Like, Negra.
00:26:24.860 Where are you from?
00:26:25.680 Negra.
00:26:26.220 Nar.
00:26:28.220 See, if I was over there, I'd say, look, Tubab, Negra, Nar.
00:26:31.900 Tubab?
00:26:32.260 What'd you call him?
00:26:33.080 Tubab.
00:26:34.000 Like a white man?
00:26:34.900 Tubab, yeah.
00:26:35.620 That means white foreigner.
00:26:36.920 What about Jewish?
00:26:38.020 Why do I feel like everybody gets along better in Africa than they do here?
00:26:40.580 That would all fall under the same.
00:26:41.820 That would all fall under the same.
00:26:42.960 Do people...
00:26:43.500 I feel like there's less racism in Africa than here.
00:26:46.000 But there's still...
00:26:46.940 There's a lot of...
00:26:47.860 Discrimination is all over.
00:26:49.480 So you have...
00:26:50.220 White people...
00:26:51.220 Like, Africans like if a white guy comes.
00:26:53.420 They think it's, like, funny.
00:26:54.500 They're like...
00:26:55.440 Look at him.
00:26:56.600 It's like the white guy on the radio.
00:26:58.320 Over the last five, ten years, I want to say the political climate has kind of not been
00:27:04.220 leaning towards that way, right?
00:27:05.760 Because they've been, like, trying to promote pro-Africanism, like, you know, trying to get
00:27:10.100 our own shit up, you know what I'm saying?
00:27:11.940 Pan-African, all of that shit, exactly.
00:27:13.760 So, yeah, I mean, but they're still cool.
00:27:15.880 Like, any time a white person comes, they're still going to treat them with hospitality,
00:27:18.780 right?
00:27:18.940 They don't want to fuck, like, piss somebody off, and then you have the United States government
00:27:21.860 on your ass.
00:27:22.340 That's actually really funny.
00:27:23.720 They think every white guy has the power to rain down airstrikes.
00:27:27.440 Like, if you do some dumb shit in Senegal, they're probably, they're going to have to
00:27:31.160 contact the embassy, like, so what do we do with this one here, huh?
00:27:33.540 Like, they're not just going to take him and be like, no, he has violet, like, they're
00:27:37.100 not going to be like Russia or, like, you know what I'm saying?
00:27:39.200 They're a bit more diplomatic.
00:27:40.260 Right.
00:27:41.020 I have some racist shit on my algorithm that was, like, fucking, it was, like, a black
00:27:45.420 African guy explaining to a white, like, woke woman why they call it, like, white
00:27:50.340 superiority, and they're like, because when we see the airplane fly over the, the white
00:27:59.520 man know how to fly, superior.
00:28:02.700 That's so funny.
00:28:04.580 And then, like, the fucking white lady was just like, the fuck, I don't know.
00:28:09.220 I don't even, yeah, I don't even know what to say.
00:28:11.160 If somebody said that to me, it's such a crazy.
00:28:14.200 I just feel like some Africans, like, they, they're, like, hilarious with, like, how not
00:28:20.840 woke they are, but, like, they're just, like, they're just, like, to the point.
00:28:23.820 There's a lot of ignorance to an extent.
00:28:26.420 Like, you'll have some white people, like, I've heard.
00:28:28.160 That's what you want to call it.
00:28:29.060 I've heard, I've heard black people, I've heard Africans say that exact thing.
00:28:32.680 He's like, ah, well, look at the plane.
00:28:36.700 Why is that a thing?
00:28:38.840 Look, look, look at these white man.
00:28:40.160 They'll go to the mountain, go on top of the mountain, and they want to go to space, to the
00:28:43.700 moon.
00:28:44.200 Ah, look at, look at the white man.
00:28:45.660 Like, I've seen niggas do that.
00:28:47.820 I've seen them do that.
00:28:48.880 You know what I'm saying?
00:28:49.940 But then it's like, you know, I don't know.
00:28:51.820 Like, I feel like, like, I'm a conspiracy theorist, so I already, like, I don't even believe,
00:28:55.300 like, Americans went to the moon.
00:28:56.520 And I tried challenging an African nigga.
00:28:59.780 He's just going to be a fucking idiot.
00:29:02.060 Bro, bro, I'm like, bro, look at, look at this shit, bro.
00:29:03.980 It's impossible that they did it.
00:29:05.380 How are you, they showed the picture.
00:29:07.660 I saw the man on the moon.
00:29:09.260 How are you telling me this?
00:29:10.940 How are you telling me that this is not true?
00:29:12.800 My friend was like, bro, it was a studio.
00:29:14.320 Do you don't think that niggas in Hollywood could?
00:29:15.940 My friend, they went there.
00:29:17.700 You cannot tell me otherwise.
00:29:19.060 Like, they were convinced.
00:29:20.740 Fuck.
00:29:21.360 I like that, though, a little bit.
00:29:22.500 Like, convinced.
00:29:23.340 It's like, nah, they went to the moon.
00:29:25.000 That almost sounds like a healthier society, though, in a way.
00:29:28.120 Yeah, because, like, I should say, could they swallow the ice?
00:29:30.540 Like, people, like, I wish people here were like.
00:29:32.460 We never went to the moon.
00:29:34.660 We never went to, it's a lie.
00:29:36.820 I do not believe white men.
00:29:38.340 So there are, like.
00:29:39.240 Do you know about, what is that, like, fake planet that's Nibiru?
00:29:44.620 Planet of a cheetah?
00:29:46.120 Funny enough, there is.
00:29:48.380 Do you know Goku cannot come down?
00:29:51.900 He do not go Super Saiyan.
00:29:53.920 This is not true.
00:29:54.840 He's trying to see the African accents go to.
00:29:57.800 Imagine Buu came here.
00:29:59.700 He ate Super Gohan.
00:30:01.160 This nigga accent good.
00:30:05.700 This nigga accent good.
00:30:06.620 African accent might be my favorite.
00:30:08.860 Yeah.
00:30:09.320 It actually, because it's so silly.
00:30:11.420 But they're so serious.
00:30:13.080 I like the melody in it.
00:30:14.460 But then it depends on what part of the.
00:30:16.400 Yeah, there's, like, an angry Joseph Kony where it's like,
00:30:18.800 I am going to eat your child.
00:30:20.220 Like, there's a scary one.
00:30:21.400 Like, if you talk from a South African perspective,
00:30:24.500 the ones who say the word black, right?
00:30:26.620 Like, they roll their eyes a bit more.
00:30:28.780 But if you talk to somebody from Nigeria,
00:30:30.080 they are the ones who sound a bit more comedic when they talk.
00:30:33.080 They are more melodic when they say their words.
00:30:36.680 So that's a little difference between, like, a South African and a Nigerian.
00:30:39.220 Yeah, like, that last accent sounds like I'm getting checked into a holiday inn.
00:30:42.460 Exactly.
00:30:45.200 They're the Indians of Africa.
00:30:46.220 Do you want a cut for your room?
00:30:47.580 They're literally the Indians of Africa.
00:30:49.860 They're the Indians of Africa.
00:30:51.900 That's what I got.
00:30:53.120 That's what I got.
00:30:53.980 I love how you did the same accent twice.
00:30:55.880 You're like, some of them sound like this,
00:30:57.500 and then some of them sound like that.
00:31:00.480 He don't have ear.
00:31:01.580 I am from the South.
00:31:03.400 I roll my arm.
00:31:05.080 For example, y'all hear it like Black Panther.
00:31:07.660 Did he talk like that?
00:31:08.700 The dude from Black Panther?
00:31:09.540 Yeah.
00:31:10.260 Oh, you mean Wakanda?
00:31:11.960 Ryan Gosling?
00:31:13.020 No.
00:31:13.440 Ryan Gosling.
00:31:14.640 He's a chat with Bozeman?
00:31:15.880 Ryan Gosling.
00:31:16.760 Yeah, his accent was a South African accent.
00:31:18.540 Was he African?
00:31:19.100 Right.
00:31:19.460 No, he's from South Carolina, I think.
00:31:21.020 He's dead.
00:31:22.060 I repeated it.
00:31:22.980 He was great.
00:31:23.640 I don't know how he died.
00:31:25.120 Cancer.
00:31:25.480 He had colon cancer.
00:31:26.920 Colon cancer.
00:31:27.260 He was, like, fit.
00:31:28.160 And he didn't tell nobody either, which is kind of hard.
00:31:30.800 He just kept being, he was like, I'm going to make this money.
00:31:33.240 But everybody kept shitting on him.
00:31:34.480 I was like, man, he looks terrible.
00:31:36.020 Then he died of cancer.
00:31:39.660 That was the whole thing right before he died.
00:31:41.540 He looks terrible.
00:31:42.440 What's happening to him?
00:31:44.840 That's crazy.
00:31:45.460 Black people are ruthless.
00:31:48.340 That's crazy that he died of cancer.
00:31:50.140 Now the new Black Panther's Ryan Gosling.
00:31:52.480 Is it Ryan Gosling?
00:31:53.700 Yeah.
00:31:53.900 That's some Twitter shit.
00:31:55.340 Is that not real?
00:31:56.740 Dude, that's not really not real, bro.
00:31:59.740 I heard you sign the deal.
00:32:00.740 Oh, yeah.
00:32:00.920 The new Black Panther.
00:32:02.180 It's Brad Pitt.
00:32:03.840 Hey, you don't know Robert De Niro's Black Panther.
00:32:06.400 Like, 10 different niggas go over and just go to Ryan Gosling.
00:32:08.840 They get Mermaid.
00:32:09.860 We get Sidney Sweeney.
00:32:12.500 We're changing him from Wakanda to...
00:32:14.340 Yo, that'd be crazy.
00:32:15.840 Whiteville.
00:32:16.400 She's too white, bro.
00:32:17.180 She's like the whitest of white.
00:32:18.540 Sidney Sweeney?
00:32:19.160 She couldn't play anything.
00:32:20.320 She could play South African, bro.
00:32:21.760 It would be funny to have a South African in Black Panther.
00:32:24.820 Shit, that'd be Sidney Sweeney.
00:32:26.360 Yeah, just Leonardo DiCaprio reprising his role.
00:32:28.980 Oh, that'd be crazy.
00:32:29.860 In Django.
00:32:30.480 He keeps riffing.
00:32:31.320 Yeah, he'll do the same shit, just no nigga words in it.
00:32:33.380 That's all.
00:32:33.900 Nah, he'll keep him in there.
00:32:35.800 Honestly, any movie would be better with Leonardo DiCaprio screaming the N-word.
00:32:39.760 Black Panther's just burning.
00:32:41.500 White farmers alive in their house.
00:32:45.360 This is our land.
00:32:48.140 Is that shit like...
00:32:48.860 Yo, he'd probably...
00:32:49.560 What if he played his same character from Blood Diamond with that whole South African shit
00:32:53.840 and then was like the protagonist or the antagonist in Black Panther?
00:32:57.960 That'd be cool.
00:32:58.620 That would be sick.
00:32:59.300 I've never seen Blood Diamond.
00:33:00.640 You've never seen Blood Diamond?
00:33:01.060 I actually love this.
00:33:01.880 I'm probably going to wear this for a long time.
00:33:04.200 Come on, man.
00:33:04.740 I got you, man.
00:33:05.280 Love it, man.
00:33:06.540 But you got to watch that movie, man.
00:33:08.080 He'd think his character.
00:33:08.740 I haven't seen Black Panther.
00:33:09.860 That's funny that that's like roots.
00:33:12.700 What?
00:33:13.160 You got to see Black Panther, bro.
00:33:14.480 How have you not seen it?
00:33:15.360 I haven't seen it.
00:33:16.100 I've seen Black Panther.
00:33:16.560 How have I not seen it, though?
00:33:17.680 You ain't seen Black Panther?
00:33:18.240 There's a reason.
00:33:19.220 I could give you a couple reasons.
00:33:20.720 You got to take that off, bro.
00:33:21.920 You got to take that wristband off.
00:33:22.980 It's only available on Spirit Airlines.
00:33:25.440 It's on 2B.
00:33:26.620 Can't watch it.
00:33:26.680 My iPhone.
00:33:27.520 Oh, his headphone cut out?
00:33:28.580 You lost it.
00:33:29.140 Yeah, I lost my iPhone.
00:33:30.240 Really?
00:33:33.160 Does he still have audio?
00:33:34.180 I can still hear him on the mic.
00:33:36.080 You can hear it on the mic, right?
00:33:37.160 Yeah.
00:33:37.580 Yeah.
00:33:37.860 Here, we can just take ours off if you want.
00:33:42.400 Oh, it's missing the...
00:33:44.200 There's like a blue cable back there.
00:33:45.680 Oh, I got you.
00:33:46.300 That's got to plug in the other side.
00:33:47.360 You see the white man know how to give me audio.
00:33:50.700 Can you believe how you could not?
00:33:53.840 I unplugged the cable.
00:33:57.320 I had no electricity for a year.
00:33:59.340 I lived in a place like this.
00:34:02.460 Place like this?
00:34:03.600 No windows.
00:34:04.160 I had lights like this.
00:34:07.200 White man filming me at all times.
00:34:09.900 No, it was good now.
00:34:10.780 It was good now.
00:34:13.300 When did you start doing comedy?
00:34:14.580 September 7th, 2022.
00:34:19.120 That's pretty sick.
00:34:19.720 Sick.
00:34:20.220 Yeah.
00:34:21.000 South Florida.
00:34:21.920 Your baby.
00:34:22.500 Two years in.
00:34:23.280 Two years in.
00:34:24.100 You don't even know about smoking in the hotel rooms.
00:34:26.240 Yeah.
00:34:27.240 Smoking what?
00:34:28.340 You really don't know.
00:34:30.120 How many years in are you?
00:34:31.480 Two and a half.
00:34:32.180 Okay.
00:34:32.800 Perfect.
00:34:32.980 I'm going on...
00:34:33.780 Wait.
00:34:34.980 I'm going on three in September.
00:34:36.800 So two and a half, I guess.
00:34:38.120 Oh, yeah.
00:34:38.480 I'm like you.
00:34:39.680 Essentially.
00:34:41.320 So I had an unplugged headphones.
00:34:43.300 17?
00:34:44.660 14.
00:34:45.200 15 almost, I think.
00:34:46.280 15 or 14.
00:34:47.220 Like five years going on six.
00:34:49.120 Type shit.
00:34:50.400 Type shit.
00:34:51.800 It's forever.
00:34:54.340 Never ends.
00:34:55.300 Never ends.
00:34:55.940 Until you just, you know, give up.
00:34:59.220 Then it kind of ends if you just stop.
00:35:01.540 This guy's got a Hyundai fucking...
00:35:03.620 Yeah, that's how we know you were halfway.
00:35:05.140 You have a key chain on like a janitor.
00:35:06.960 You know, I got this from Kansai.
00:35:08.920 I picked up this from Kansai.
00:35:11.620 What a fucking...
00:35:12.820 You robbed him?
00:35:16.020 I built it with his bare hands.
00:35:17.860 I robbed this motherfucker.
00:35:21.080 He went to Hyundai.
00:35:22.000 He sold you away on night.
00:35:25.380 You want this spare key for me?
00:35:29.180 He gave you a key, like a key chain?
00:35:31.740 No, this is like his drip.
00:35:33.160 I wanted a carabiner.
00:35:34.240 They're called carabiners.
00:35:35.940 Dude, that's a...
00:35:36.660 Carabiners?
00:35:37.120 I swear that's...
00:35:37.880 Carabiners.
00:35:38.760 Beaner.
00:35:39.960 Dude, that's just a fucking...
00:35:41.120 Dude, you got finessed.
00:35:42.400 How much did he...
00:35:43.080 Nothing.
00:35:43.780 He said, oh, you're very gracious.
00:35:46.480 And he gave me a carabiner.
00:35:48.340 That's hilarious that he gave you like a $2 key chain.
00:35:50.960 Dude, that's how the slaves got sold.
00:35:52.720 They gave him something shiny and nice.
00:35:54.360 And they were like, oh, this guy's great.
00:35:56.600 Love this guy.
00:35:58.020 Smart Japanese.
00:35:59.200 He's coming back next week.
00:36:01.500 He's going to be here for like a week.
00:36:03.360 And he's staying with me again.
00:36:04.720 Japanese people are very good roommates.
00:36:06.080 I don't know if y'all know this, but...
00:36:08.180 They probably clean.
00:36:09.140 They clean.
00:36:09.740 Bro, he would clean like every day.
00:36:11.960 And I'd come on.
00:36:12.620 He'd say, ooh.
00:36:14.000 He'd meet me at the door.
00:36:14.920 Where would he stay in your place?
00:36:16.320 On the couch?
00:36:16.700 I got a bed.
00:36:17.440 I got a bed and...
00:36:19.120 Stay in your bed?
00:36:21.200 We know you have a bed.
00:36:22.860 Bed in the bathroom?
00:36:23.500 Nah.
00:36:24.000 I had an extra bed in my closet.
00:36:25.260 I had a closet that y'all do.
00:36:26.420 You put him in your closet and he cleans for you?
00:36:29.840 Every morning he comes out of the closet.
00:36:31.200 I was like, get in the closet.
00:36:32.260 Oh, my God.
00:36:33.840 Con side just being lowered.
00:36:35.300 He's like sweeping upright like he's in the space station.
00:36:39.080 This is like a mattress.
00:36:41.180 Yeah.
00:36:42.060 Sick.
00:36:42.720 He'll make ramen every night.
00:36:44.780 Did you start in Austin too?
00:36:47.120 Comedy?
00:36:47.780 Oh, hell no.
00:36:48.280 Fuck no.
00:36:48.780 No?
00:36:49.100 Where?
00:36:49.340 South Florida.
00:36:50.100 Nashville.
00:36:50.400 I was single.
00:36:52.540 I was doing the funny porn.
00:36:54.280 What did that chicken say before?
00:36:56.080 Do they not have comedy at all in Africa?
00:36:57.300 No.
00:36:57.440 Oh, they definitely have shit in them.
00:36:59.500 Every African nigga's funny.
00:37:01.220 What did the chicken say?
00:37:02.100 Everyone's funny.
00:37:03.680 They do skits and shit.
00:37:04.860 Like skits.
00:37:05.500 Oh, right.
00:37:05.960 They got like a whole lane with that.
00:37:08.340 It's not Hollywood.
00:37:09.680 Like Instagram shit.
00:37:10.560 No, like DVDs and shit.
00:37:12.920 Like cabbies.
00:37:13.940 Like DVDs.
00:37:16.380 VHS tapes.
00:37:17.300 Like some of the more funny niggas are just guys you'll see it though.
00:37:19.780 Like just doing like a skit or something.
00:37:21.420 And they'll have like characters and stuff.
00:37:22.820 They sell DVDs of it?
00:37:24.480 Yeah.
00:37:24.760 Like on the street?
00:37:25.480 Not no more.
00:37:26.200 Like this was back when I was over there in 2003.
00:37:27.780 What about, what do we think about Cabby?
00:37:30.540 Cabby Lame?
00:37:31.640 That's, that's the exact, that's the exact one I'm talking about.
00:37:33.840 Just a, that he just naturally, you know, that shit.
00:37:36.360 Like he ain't have to, crazy enough, he didn't have to say one word.
00:37:39.880 Look at the size of my head.
00:37:41.140 He's so rich.
00:37:42.140 Yeah.
00:37:42.500 Rich as shit.
00:37:42.760 Did you see how he like got almost, he like got deported?
00:37:45.460 Yeah.
00:37:46.400 Hey man, I know niggas that got deported.
00:37:48.120 That's funny that even you.
00:37:50.040 I know niggas that got deported.
00:37:51.620 What happened?
00:37:52.700 So, I mean, there's one dude from Senegal.
00:37:55.560 I knew his big, I knew his little brother.
00:37:57.700 And his brother had been coming back and forth because he had a visa.
00:37:59.760 His big brother had a visa, but he overstayed his shit.
00:38:02.780 You know what I'm saying?
00:38:03.180 And he had a baby mama here and everything.
00:38:05.360 And I guess he was fucking on some other woman and the baby mama got mad.
00:38:08.620 And she called the people on him.
00:38:10.520 And they came and got this nigga.
00:38:11.760 And they took him as he was.
00:38:13.660 So he came back to Senegal with some flip flops.
00:38:18.680 Like this nigga went to the store for a black and brown.
00:38:22.680 Your exact outfit.
00:38:23.960 I swear to God, bro.
00:38:24.960 Like the same, like he got deported, you know.
00:38:26.980 This guy's got Perkinson.
00:38:27.840 You can't get deported.
00:38:28.640 So when they support you, they don't even.
00:38:30.640 Can I go back to the crib?
00:38:31.720 They don't care about none of that shit, bro.
00:38:32.800 They just kick you out.
00:38:33.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:38:34.880 So, and then, like, I remember I had to come back to America.
00:38:37.520 I was in America and he reached out to me.
00:38:40.380 He was like, hey, my man, listen, I'm going to give your address to my baby mama.
00:38:43.420 She's going to send you my clippers and just some of my shit.
00:38:46.680 My clippers?
00:38:48.420 Yeah, I got some calls.
00:38:49.400 What do you mean by clippers?
00:38:50.280 My clippers jersey.
00:38:51.280 He was my barber.
00:38:51.880 Yeah.
00:38:52.160 Oh, okay.
00:38:52.660 Yeah, he was a barber.
00:38:53.480 My clippers jersey.
00:38:54.500 Yeah, man.
00:38:55.040 So it was rough.
00:38:56.760 Andre Kim asked my wife for nail clippers while he was at my house for a podcast, and then
00:39:02.540 he clipped his nails.
00:39:04.100 Some people had a lot of access.
00:39:04.560 All the pot?
00:39:05.960 It's very Korean.
00:39:06.840 He started doing his nails.
00:39:07.660 That could be ASMR or whatever.
00:39:10.040 ASMR.
00:39:10.920 ASMR.
00:39:11.360 ASMR.
00:39:12.660 Yeah.
00:39:13.480 No.
00:39:13.980 That'd be the clicking of defeats.
00:39:15.500 That's fucking terrifying.
00:39:17.080 It's crazy how hard people want to get to America that's like, once they're here, they're
00:39:21.900 just complaining.
00:39:22.960 It sucks.
00:39:23.780 No, shit.
00:39:24.560 Most Africans I know over here, they're cool in it, man.
00:39:27.240 Not Africans.
00:39:28.160 I mean.
00:39:28.700 Like, yeah.
00:39:30.140 I don't know.
00:39:31.220 I don't know.
00:39:31.920 I don't even know what race that was.
00:39:33.200 It's just all of it.
00:39:34.400 All of it mixed in.
00:39:36.640 Chinese.
00:39:37.080 It's not a very Asian.
00:39:38.080 But, like, just, like, Mexican noises and shit.
00:39:47.360 It's all of them, bro.
00:39:48.400 It's all of them.
00:39:51.760 I don't know.
00:39:52.440 I was at the gym today, and there was just, like, a Mexican couple there, and, like, every
00:39:57.020 Mexican couple is just, like, a, you know, a young, upset guy with that same haircut.
00:40:02.820 And, you know, he just...
00:40:04.760 And then the girls are like...
00:40:07.080 Somehow it still sounds Asian.
00:40:10.180 And then it's like, how do you...
00:40:12.760 And you really thought you weren't going to get deported when you came in.
00:40:15.300 You got deported.
00:40:15.980 You were doing spin class.
00:40:17.140 Could have said, like, speaking of...
00:40:18.940 Speaking of...
00:40:19.660 You ever seen a Mexican and a Chinese interact with each other?
00:40:24.840 No, I think if Ben saw that, his brain would implode.
00:40:28.340 Let's go to H Mart right now.
00:40:29.900 Bro, they don't fuck with each other.
00:40:31.280 It's hilarious.
00:40:32.220 It's super funny.
00:40:32.920 Because I work on a job site.
00:40:34.020 I work, like, construction and shit.
00:40:35.080 And they...
00:40:36.320 It's like this big group of...
00:40:39.580 I don't know if they're Chinese, but they're Asian.
00:40:41.260 And they don't speak English at all.
00:40:42.840 And they just...
00:40:43.600 They will be all in there in the elevator.
00:40:46.240 And the Asians, they'll come in being all loud and shit.
00:40:48.720 Dang, dang, dang, dang.
00:40:49.500 Being super loud.
00:40:51.260 They'll come in.
00:40:52.500 And then the fucking...
00:40:54.180 Dang, dang, dang.
00:40:55.640 Whatever noise.
00:40:56.560 Bro, it sounds...
00:40:57.080 Remembering for the rest of my life.
00:40:58.740 It sounds ridiculous.
00:40:59.920 Dang, dang, dang.
00:41:00.760 It sounds like they making it up when they do it.
00:41:02.660 I'm like, y'all can't be for real right now.
00:41:04.180 They're like, dun-dun.
00:41:06.560 They make a sound effect, bro.
00:41:08.060 It's crazy.
00:41:08.380 You're speaking my language right now.
00:41:10.280 Y'all can't be for real.
00:41:12.780 Welcome to being fully racist.
00:41:14.240 Yeah, he's just fully racist.
00:41:15.960 But this isn't a real fucking language.
00:41:17.420 This is what's happening.
00:41:18.020 This is horseshit.
00:41:18.540 But that's how I feel sometimes, allegedly.
00:41:22.200 But they'll come on.
00:41:23.540 They'll be all loud speaking Chinese and shit.
00:41:25.580 And then the Hispanics on the elevator, they'll be like, oh, we got to get rid of these illegals,
00:41:30.780 dawg.
00:41:32.060 They say that in English.
00:41:33.420 Pretty much, yes.
00:41:34.760 They be mad as fuck.
00:41:35.840 Immigrants don't like other immigrants.
00:41:37.880 Because they're taking up their jobs.
00:41:39.780 I feel like, I don't know.
00:41:40.840 This is maybe just me.
00:41:41.540 I feel like you look like what a Mexican and a Chinese person would be if they were Mexican.
00:41:45.220 You think so?
00:41:45.740 My name is Juan.
00:41:52.880 I feel like I don't know.
00:41:54.980 Rodrigo Chan.
00:41:57.480 I've been passed off as a lot of different races.
00:42:01.680 You could be ambiguous.
00:42:02.980 Yeah.
00:42:03.620 Especially as I've grown up, I've changed races.
00:42:06.120 Especially on the construction site.
00:42:07.400 They might call him not.
00:42:08.660 Yeah, they come up to me speaking Spanish all the time.
00:42:10.960 I'm like, nigga.
00:42:12.860 You say the N word.
00:42:14.060 Do you ever get mistaken for Spanish?
00:42:17.020 Yeah, all the time.
00:42:17.900 Really?
00:42:18.460 Yeah.
00:42:18.860 I mean, come on.
00:42:20.080 Yeah.
00:42:20.600 What do you mean really?
00:42:21.520 Here?
00:42:22.860 I feel like in Canada, you get Italian.
00:42:25.500 I'll get anything Mediterranean.
00:42:27.120 There's no Mexicans in Canada, is there?
00:42:29.100 No, there's Mexicans, but they're like the good ones.
00:42:31.480 There's a lot of like...
00:42:32.240 They went all the way through the U.S. to Canada.
00:42:35.940 What the fuck?
00:42:36.700 They went through an entire country to get...
00:42:40.540 Your Mexicans just got over and were like, oh, okay.
00:42:43.500 They don't have neck tattoos.
00:42:45.040 Yeah.
00:42:45.560 I want to say, what's the good Mexico?
00:42:46.820 The other one you see in narco?
00:42:47.640 The ones that work in an office.
00:42:48.980 They don't have...
00:42:49.480 Yeah.
00:42:50.860 They be racist, though.
00:42:52.920 What?
00:42:53.560 The successful Mexicans, they be like prejudiced, bro.
00:42:56.100 Yeah, 100%.
00:42:56.780 They hate black people.
00:42:57.820 They hate everybody.
00:42:58.740 Yeah.
00:42:59.100 That's what I'm trying to get.
00:43:00.000 Black people don't like Chinese people.
00:43:01.360 The good ones turn out to be Republicans.
00:43:02.200 No, we like Chinese people.
00:43:03.340 No.
00:43:03.880 Yeah, we do.
00:43:04.240 You guys do?
00:43:04.720 They make great food.
00:43:07.720 I mean, a lot of these buffets are not people.
00:43:10.100 I can't disagree.
00:43:11.220 I can't disagree.
00:43:12.460 I feel like this is going.
00:43:14.400 I can't disagree.
00:43:15.180 I'm sorry.
00:43:15.500 For black people, that's the main connection to Chinese people is Chinese food.
00:43:19.200 Especially in the hood.
00:43:20.280 Just fucking take out.
00:43:21.240 Other than that, you're not running into them.
00:43:22.960 Other than like a fish market, but we don't go to fucking fish markets.
00:43:26.340 Same thing with Jews and Chinese.
00:43:28.260 Yeah, that's true.
00:43:29.160 Because Chinese restaurants were the only restaurants open on Christmas Day.
00:43:33.560 How did Jews go there?
00:43:34.720 How did they make Chinese?
00:43:35.980 How did they make Chinese?
00:43:37.360 Yeah, how did that like...
00:43:38.640 Like the race or like the food?
00:43:40.200 No, the originator, the race.
00:43:41.300 How did that like...
00:43:42.600 How did that even...
00:43:43.260 God was like, let me do a really funny thing.
00:43:44.540 Because they were like, the black people is easy from Africa.
00:43:46.640 White people is like...
00:43:46.880 Let me fake some really funny people that eat some really wild shit.
00:43:50.800 An alien crash landed.
00:43:52.660 And they know some really cool shit to do.
00:43:53.960 Like, you know what I'm saying, bro?
00:43:54.720 Have you ever seen Alien vs. Predator?
00:43:56.500 Yeah.
00:43:58.020 It's a face hugger.
00:44:00.660 Came out of the stomach.
00:44:01.900 No, I don't know.
00:44:03.240 I don't know where Chinese people came from.
00:44:05.220 That's actually a good point.
00:44:06.100 They're just white people that grew up on the other side of the earth.
00:44:08.740 They're like...
00:44:09.560 He's actually not wrong.
00:44:11.880 Because that's why Native Americans have like your Asian eyes.
00:44:17.140 Like some Natives look Asian.
00:44:18.960 See?
00:44:19.440 Because they came over the Bering Strait.
00:44:20.920 Can we just ask ChatGPT?
00:44:23.020 How did...
00:44:23.340 How did...
00:44:24.280 No, no.
00:44:24.920 How did the Chinese race start?
00:44:26.460 Because Caucasians...
00:44:27.380 Caucasians from the Caucasus Mountains.
00:44:29.120 That's white people.
00:44:30.120 And then Chinese people, they grew up in the mountains, but they grew up in Asia.
00:44:33.720 And for some reason, they...
00:44:34.760 What do they call them?
00:44:35.640 Like, whatever.
00:44:36.140 And for some reason, their eyes is just like that.
00:44:40.440 I mean, they come from there.
00:44:42.360 We came from here.
00:44:43.260 Their eyes is fucked up.
00:44:45.460 Why do I say Caucasian?
00:44:46.540 Your axes go hard.
00:44:51.480 Neolithic.
00:44:53.160 They're just ugly white people.
00:44:57.900 Not a race in modern genetic science is a crazy thing.
00:45:03.060 Hand.
00:45:04.380 Not a race.
00:45:05.320 You're not asking the right question.
00:45:06.480 We need to know why their eyes...
00:45:07.420 China has 56.
00:45:09.060 This is just your history.
00:45:10.440 No, just type in why are Chinese people's eyes like that.
00:45:12.600 Just why do they have monolids?
00:45:14.860 It's something about the sun and the mountains, bro.
00:45:17.040 Oh, you don't know.
00:45:18.860 No, because I know that Koreans were originally Chinese, and that's why, like, China and Korea
00:45:22.780 don't like each other.
00:45:23.860 There's, like, a Chinese superiority thing.
00:45:26.680 And then there's that between a Chinese...
00:45:27.780 Windy.
00:45:28.220 Same cold and windy.
00:45:29.500 Cold and windy.
00:45:31.400 Well, there's just wind?
00:45:32.640 So if you're in the wind long enough, it'll just stay like this forever.
00:45:36.340 Well, like, thousands of years.
00:45:38.240 Whore!
00:45:40.580 The wind.
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