Bankas Podcast - Kurt Metzger ｜ Bankas Podcast - #091

00:00:00.000 This is nice. This is like if you had to go to podcast school and you'd say your desk, yeah.

00:00:04.600 Did you make this?

00:00:06.680 Yeah, well, a Chinese person probably made it.

00:00:09.380 Oh, this is nice.

00:00:11.400 You like it?

00:00:12.220 Yeah, I like being able to... I like the mic in front of me in this desk setting.

00:00:17.660 Yeah, I'm going to get like a table here and maybe put them... like I might attach it there.

00:00:21.500 Where did you get this chair from?

00:00:22.880 Amazon. My wife built it.

00:00:25.880 What? Where'd you get a wife from? 1.00

00:00:28.300 Ah, Chatham, Ontario. Canada.

00:00:31.920 Not from... is that where the Chatham House rules are from?

00:00:36.060 I don't even... what is Chatham House rules?

00:00:38.300 Don't talk about... if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

00:00:42.320 Is it like a rich person there?

00:00:43.660 No, there's some story. I just saw that... who's the guy?

00:00:49.360 Tim Pool, the dude with the beanie.

00:00:51.680 Yeah.

00:00:52.280 Went to a secret meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu with some other news fluencer.

00:00:59.180 And that was Chatham House rules, which means like we don't talk about what happens if the meeting stays.

00:01:04.840 You can be vague about it.

00:01:06.360 Right.

00:01:06.520 But don't tell people.

00:01:07.880 And it's a very strange thing to have.

00:01:10.580 So they just didn't talk about...

00:01:12.300 I first heard of Chatham House rules. 0.94

00:01:14.980 I don't know what the fuck Chatham House is, but the first time I heard of them was Bilderbergs. 0.95

00:01:19.720 And in Canada, in the book, you know, they say that's a conspiracy theory, that there's no such thing as the Bilderberg group. 0.96

00:01:28.260 Yeah.

00:01:28.700 That wasn't until like 2011 or something that it came out that it's like totally real.

00:01:32.100 Yeah.

00:01:32.580 So now they go, well, it's just no big deal. 0.98

00:01:34.260 Like, but you said it wasn't even a fucking thing. 0.96

00:01:36.840 Anyway, that's what they have. 0.97

00:01:39.200 Chatham House rules.

00:01:40.000 All the important people show up and royalty or whatever. 0.99

00:01:43.160 They just don't talk about any real shit. 0.99

00:01:45.160 Oh, no. 1.00

00:01:45.400 They talk about real shit. 1.00

00:01:46.420 In fact, according to the book, the guys from Canada who like, it was the Montreal Gazette. 0.99

00:01:53.560 I don't know.

00:01:54.080 I don't know.

00:01:54.600 Gazette, yeah.

00:01:55.600 It was like a major paper there.

00:01:57.560 And that's what confirmed the existence of it.

00:01:59.680 But they were talking about breaking...

00:02:01.060 You may have heard about Alberta or something, maybe joining the States kind of talk.

00:02:05.700 They were talking about doing that back then at Bilderberg.

00:02:08.600 And I think exposing the group as being real prevented that.

00:02:12.600 If this book is to be believed, which I do believe.

00:02:16.020 Yeah.

00:02:16.660 Canada's got its fair share of...

00:02:18.640 Like, they had one of those labs, like a similar lab to Wuhan, that something was leaked out of Winnipeg.

00:02:27.540 And they took it to China.

00:02:28.760 Nice.

00:02:29.660 I mean, one of the first videos you saw of mine was me making fun of the mayor of Toronto, who has a Chinese accent.

00:02:35.560 But I actually was doing those kind of dubbed videos of Canada's Dr. Fauci, who was also a Chinese woman.

00:02:41.900 Yeah, I remember her.

00:02:42.940 Yeah, Teresa Tan.

00:02:43.540 That's not the one that he had, like, a...

00:02:45.620 I don't want to say a relationship with, but she's been with Fauci's...

00:02:50.220 It's not NHI, that's Francis Collins.

00:02:52.700 But she's been in Fauci's group for a long time.

00:02:54.780 WHO? 0.99

00:02:56.580 I just read that from old articles about, I think this is who this is, and how she had worked on all this gene therapy shit. 0.95

00:03:04.900 You know, because the COVID vaccine is a gene therapy and not really a vaccine, as they would traditionally say. 0.62

00:03:12.220 And they were openly saying gene therapy, this and that, probably because it was, you know, before all this thing happened.

00:03:19.560 So I'm like, oh, that's weird.

00:03:21.560 I don't get why China's our enemy and we make viruses with them. 1.00

00:03:25.180 And then I don't get why China and Canada, like, what is the...

00:03:31.580 It's like, does China own part of Canada?

00:03:33.740 They, like, think about everything that they're doing here with buying farmland.

00:03:38.180 Like, they're doing that plus more, plus...

00:03:41.040 Wait, Bill Gates is Chinese?

00:03:42.520 Yeah.

00:03:43.240 Well...

00:03:44.180 Was Bill Gates just helping us and buying it back from the Chinese? 1.00

00:03:47.360 Yeah.

00:03:47.760 I don't know what, how much is owned by...

00:03:49.680 Like, I'm sure Bill Gates owns more than China.

00:03:51.860 Is that what it is?

00:03:52.600 Or do you think China owns a lot?

00:03:53.540 He has a big bulk of it.

00:03:54.940 I mean...

00:03:55.240 Yeah.

00:03:55.780 By the way, owning, buying up all the farmland, I mean, besides any nefarious plan beyond, you know, just what it is, buying up most of the farmland, which some people get...

00:04:07.820 Like, that's just a good investment to own somebody's food supply.

00:04:12.040 I don't know why it's not nefarious in and of itself that one guy's like, I should own all the food.

00:04:16.300 Oh, yeah, that's how it's supposed to work.

00:04:19.540 Yeah, it's...

00:04:20.680 I don't know why countries just want to agree to that.

00:04:22.880 Well, I'm grateful he's competing with China a little bit. 0.98

00:04:25.340 Yeah.

00:04:26.240 I guess your best hope is you got to hope an oligarch competes with one that you don't like.

00:04:30.900 Well, it's kind of like how the U.S. used to do that with South America, right? 0.99

00:04:34.800 They would buy bananas and shit. 0.99

00:04:37.420 That's why we have the CIA. 1.00

00:04:38.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:39.080 You get these goddamn... 1.00

00:04:40.680 The war on bananas. 1.00

00:04:42.000 Another successful war that we wished. 0.99

00:04:44.620 That's a racist war.

00:04:46.560 No, it's not.

00:04:47.440 It was a war to control the bananas. 0.98

00:04:49.860 Yeah.

00:04:50.720 Just like the war on drugs, which is a war too.

00:04:52.860 It's not like why Cuba exists, or that is sugarcane?

00:04:55.880 No.

00:04:58.300 Now I blanked out on the banana one.

00:05:00.160 Guatemala?

00:05:01.000 Which are key to bananas, where they come from.

00:05:02.540 I think it's Venezuela?

00:05:03.360 No.

00:05:04.280 No, it is not.

00:05:05.420 It's absolutely not.

00:05:06.820 Or...

00:05:07.320 No.

00:05:08.120 Central America?

00:05:09.060 It's like Central America. 0.69

00:05:10.780 Yes, it's actually...

00:05:11.900 It's like Latin America, really. 0.57

00:05:13.260 Guatemala or something like that.

00:05:14.080 But yeah, that's a famous...

00:05:16.460 That's like what the CIA originally was for, for like transnational corporate. 1.00

00:05:20.300 You know, it's all ultimately owned by the same people, which is that stupid Anglo-American 1.00

00:05:25.120 power from Tragedy and Hope book that Carol Quigley wrote. 0.99

00:05:31.320 That's the book to find out the secret. 0.99

00:05:33.180 Then you realize how not a secret any of the shit is, and it's like pretty stupid that 0.99

00:05:38.220 you didn't notice there was a problem, because it's not really hidden from you. 0.98

00:05:41.940 They say all this stuff to you, and now you can really see the alliances. 1.00

00:05:46.700 Now that Trump's fucking shit up with... 1.00

00:05:49.140 So apparently... 1.00

00:05:51.060 Now, this is me trying to piece together the factions, because it's hard, because I don't

00:05:56.120 understand, but I guess you got to remember all the countries are not...

00:06:01.320 Like, America clearly has some faction that's with China and some faction that's with, like,

00:06:05.880 the European Union that are...

00:06:07.900 You know, I don't know what those companies are called, right?

00:06:10.740 But you could see the fight.

00:06:12.660 So now there's...

00:06:13.260 That's why we all kind of...

00:06:14.100 Well, all the countries need each other to exist.

00:06:16.120 They can't...

00:06:17.200 But, okay, the...

00:06:18.860 NATO... 1.00

00:06:19.900 The horse shit in Ukraine is so beyond stupid that... 1.00

00:06:24.300 Like, now the three stooges over there... 1.00

00:06:26.940 Karl Starmer...

00:06:28.180 Keir Starmer...

00:06:29.580 Steer Karmer... 1.00

00:06:30.460 Fucking... 1.00

00:06:31.220 Who's the other one? 1.00

00:06:32.460 The German guy... 0.69

00:06:34.580 Macron... 0.97

00:06:35.460 Oh, and the guy who's married to his dad, this guy as his teacher who sexually assaulted 0.98

00:06:42.100 him as a student...

00:06:43.380 Do you fully believe it 100%?

00:06:45.040 Yo, I want to nominate Candace Owens to be the dong finder general of this country. 1.00

00:06:50.420 Yo, when she hears a rumor and there's a dong out there, she don't stop. 0.99

00:06:54.240 She finds it.

00:06:54.880 She's looking at Teresa Tam.

00:06:55.700 She was a... 0.99

00:06:57.100 Everybody was saying that she was...

00:06:58.060 If you suspect somebody's got a dong...

00:07:00.560 99%.

00:07:01.560 A hidden dong?

00:07:02.680 I'd say Candace Owens.

00:07:04.800 The fine work that she did on this dong.

00:07:06.780 Or she's trans, and she's really trying to come around. 0.95

00:07:10.440 Well, look...

00:07:11.640 I mean, I'm joking.

00:07:12.380 I don't know if that's true, but it would be a good cover to just be the girl.

00:07:14.800 I think it's doubtful, but what I find interesting is there's a dude who's a comic who's from France.

00:07:20.740 I think he's here.

00:07:23.620 But he was telling my girlfriend and my other friend that in France, they don't think it's

00:07:30.680 that.

00:07:31.260 They think that he's gay and that she's a beard. 0.97

00:07:34.880 Okay. 0.96

00:07:37.120 What?

00:07:39.040 What?

00:07:39.440 Why is he...

00:07:41.600 I can't...

00:07:42.720 Why would he have to hide?

00:07:44.320 So let me get this...

00:07:45.500 Let's see if I understand this.

00:07:46.860 They all believe this is an arranged marriage, McCrone, to his 48-year-old teacher who...

00:07:52.600 What do you have to say?

00:07:54.820 Grape?

00:07:55.280 What are the standards of saying?

00:07:56.860 Basically, statutory SRA.

00:07:59.780 What?

00:07:59.980 No. 0.55

00:08:00.380 I don't know what the hell it is.

00:08:01.580 Yeah.

00:08:01.780 What can you say now?

00:08:03.560 Rape? 0.99

00:08:04.440 Yeah. 0.75

00:08:05.060 So he...

00:08:05.560 Okay. 0.51

00:08:05.960 So you're like, he's gay. 0.98

00:08:07.980 And he was going to be the president one day. 0.93

00:08:09.660 We need a great cover story for... 0.94

00:08:11.220 Because we can't reveal he's gay. 0.99

00:08:12.480 How about his teacher raped him? 1.00

00:08:15.320 That's... 0.99

00:08:15.640 You could have picked any backstory.

00:08:17.380 But they thought that was the good one.

00:08:19.160 I don't think you just go, it's France.

00:08:21.800 Yeah.

00:08:22.160 And then, my favorite part, the...

00:08:27.400 Okay, look, let's just...

00:08:28.920 There's nobody's gay, okay, or any of this nonsense. 1.00

00:08:32.100 It's just a beautiful story.

00:08:34.680 Like, we had Mary Kay Letourneau, who was like a blonde teacher. 1.00

00:08:39.120 I remember, too, she was like milfy looking. 0.65

00:08:40.920 And she had that Polynesian kid she wouldn't stay away from when she went to prison because 1.00

00:08:45.080 of it.

00:08:45.540 And they had like...

00:08:46.760 He put a full Polynesian family in that milf when they got a divorce eventually.

00:08:51.180 Right.

00:08:51.460 And she would get arrested for going near him.

00:08:54.580 But they didn't stay away from each other.

00:08:55.960 So, I mean, it really was like just interrupting something that was always going to be.

00:09:00.380 But anyway, imagine instead of a her... 1.00

00:09:02.580 And then they got a divorce.

00:09:03.880 That's how it ended up.

00:09:04.800 And so, he's an adult with six...

00:09:06.220 Wait, who's this?

00:09:07.680 Mary Kay Letourneau and Paulo Papaya.

00:09:10.340 And who are they for people?

00:09:12.000 His name's like Papaya Jones.

00:09:13.480 I don't know what his name is.

00:09:14.380 I can't remember.

00:09:15.040 It's just a story that happened?

00:09:16.120 It's like a school teacher.

00:09:17.240 Okay. 0.99

00:09:18.160 Statutory raping a student. 0.99

00:09:20.380 You know, she's married. 1.00

00:09:21.460 Same fucking thing. 1.00

00:09:23.120 Okay. 1.00

00:09:23.360 Not as old as Macron's wife was.

00:09:25.640 So, she could be a candidate for a president. 0.95

00:09:27.380 But just imagine instead of that story of Mary Kay Letourneau, instead of that, they both

00:09:32.160 rule France.

00:09:33.680 That's how it ended up.

00:09:34.840 That's so insane.

00:09:37.020 Just that basic story is so batshit crazy.

00:09:40.060 That's when the hazing starts.

00:09:41.420 That I'm like, why wouldn't you say she's trans to like, you know, add a layer of some

00:09:46.240 good to this?

00:09:48.400 Guys, don't worry.

00:09:49.740 It's not what you think.

00:09:50.620 She's trans.

00:09:51.300 Like, oh, it's an angel.

00:09:52.620 At least it's okay.

00:09:54.100 Why would you not use that as PR?

00:09:55.760 Like, nothing makes sense about it.

00:09:57.680 Well, they can't come out as gay because they did so much pro-gay stuff that it would make

00:10:04.440 people so, like, they would be like, not only did you push all this stuff on our kids, 0.98

00:10:09.120 but you lied about your wife being a transgender and you're secretly gay. 0.99

00:10:13.920 I mean, they love rioting. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Dude, Gerard Depardieu.

00:10:19.440 Do you know Gerard Depardieu? 0.88

00:10:21.180 The fat French guy who's like a three musketeer. 0.99

00:10:23.960 He was in the 90s every goddamn movie. 1.00

00:10:26.080 Let's go to the screen. 1.00

00:10:27.000 Oh.

00:10:28.220 Let's go.

00:10:29.960 Gerard Depardieu.

00:10:31.220 We can.

00:10:31.800 I'll pull it up when people are watching.

00:10:34.160 Where's my super phone?

00:10:36.840 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:10:39.120 So, I didn't believe this because it's such an insane thing. 0.96

00:10:41.200 He's one of the three stooges.

00:10:42.280 The originals?

00:10:44.920 Like in the new one or one of them?

00:10:48.440 No, three musketeers.

00:10:49.640 Oh, three musketeers.

00:10:50.160 But I'm laughing thinking of, because when I tell you what this story is,

00:10:53.640 he was actually one of the three stooges, the French three stooges.

00:10:57.780 Okay.

00:11:00.860 Depardieu.

00:11:03.180 And I remember when he first came out in America as a kid,

00:11:05.760 I was in, like, the dentist's office looking at magazines,

00:11:08.460 and there was an article about how, you know, in France, 1.00

00:11:11.760 they think Americans are stupid, 1.00

00:11:12.940 and, like, Gerard Depardieu, they're a great actor. 1.00

00:11:16.540 This isn't the guy who played Poirot, is it?

00:11:19.020 No.

00:11:20.280 No, it's not.

00:11:21.680 Did you ever watch Poirot?

00:11:24.920 Yeah.

00:11:25.400 That was one of my mom's favorite shows. 0.99

00:11:27.620 Poirot.

00:11:28.020 Wait, where is that?

00:11:32.060 This is, like, a different, a totally different one.

00:11:35.260 Okay, wait.

00:11:35.880 This guy's got a lot of problems.

00:11:37.060 Is that Mandela effect?

00:11:38.740 It's, like, a guy only you remember.

00:11:41.140 No, no, no, no.

00:11:41.940 Brian Fokies, who told me, he said, he did an interview with some,

00:11:48.580 how do we handle the, okay, this is from 1991.

00:11:54.100 So, I would have been in the sixth grade.

00:11:57.700 Washington Post. 0.94

00:11:58.680 How do we handle the rapist-turned-heartthrob? 0.79

00:12:02.380 Okay, suddenly, so this is, I believe, at the time 0.54

00:12:05.520 when he was making a movie for Disney called My Father the Hero.

00:12:09.020 This is, like, right around this time, he's in a Disney movie

00:12:12.560 called My Father the Hero, where he plays a single dad

00:12:15.180 whose daughter is coming of age.

00:12:17.100 And I remember the preview, he was like,

00:12:19.380 what are you wearing?

00:12:20.720 You're in my bathing suit.

00:12:21.880 And he goes, where's the rest of it?

00:12:25.780 Okay.

00:12:27.680 Okay, Mr. M. Depardieu has a very sordid past.

00:12:31.360 He trotted out more of it than he should have in a 1978 interview. 1.00

00:12:35.280 The 70s are bad shit, okay? 0.99

00:12:36.900 That was recently resurrected in Time Magazine by Richard Corliss, 1.00

00:12:40.380 who asked the actor about his gun-toting, thieving childhood.

00:12:44.700 So, he was like a street urchin criminal. 1.00

00:12:47.520 What of his story that at nine, he participated in his first rape? 0.96

00:12:53.460 It's France.

00:12:55.560 This is 1991.

00:12:57.140 It's like Pepe Le Pew.

00:12:58.560 It's fine.

00:12:59.740 Dude, Pepe Le Pew.

00:13:00.860 That's why all of this was warned in Pepe Le Pew

00:13:03.640 about these Frenchies. 1.00

00:13:04.860 They stink, and they're rapists. 1.00

00:13:07.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:08.720 And they're like, who are all these Muslims raping? 1.00

00:13:10.760 It's like, well... 1.00

00:13:11.280 And he goes, and after that...

00:13:13.380 Wait, wait, wait.

00:13:14.420 Yes, he, Depardieu, admits.

00:13:16.500 And after that, there were many rapes?

00:13:18.940 Yes.

00:13:19.960 But there was absolutely no more in those circumstances.

00:13:22.880 That was part of my childhood.

00:13:26.840 He's in a Disney movie.

00:13:28.380 My father, the hero.

00:13:29.820 Played by Gerardy, but now...

00:13:31.860 I mean, he'd be probably better in Snow White than just him with a wig on.

00:13:36.220 So, dude, in the sixth grade, I didn't really read the Washington Post,

00:13:39.880 as I continue to not do now.

00:13:42.000 I'm going to show you his picture.

00:13:42.820 You must know what he looks like.

00:13:44.500 Right?

00:13:44.960 I feel like I remembered that ad a little bit.

00:13:47.360 But when you see him, he's such like a giant monster fatso weird Frenchie.

00:13:52.640 And they put him in every... 0.90

00:13:55.800 Like, this guy is like way worse than Harvey Weinstein of anything, doing anything. 1.00

00:14:00.460 This fucking guy. 1.00

00:14:02.100 Oh, man. 1.00

00:14:02.620 I hope he put up some good.

00:14:04.520 Wow. 0.97

00:14:05.440 Look, he looks like a big troll. 1.00

00:14:07.240 Damn. 1.00

00:14:08.900 Yes, when I was nine. 1.00

00:14:10.680 He looks like Thor if he just got drunk every day.

00:14:14.880 Yeah, he looks like a drunk Thor in a...

00:14:16.520 Yes, I was nine, and the woman was 48, the same age as Macron's. 0.99

00:14:24.040 Yes, I've raped, but it's not that big of a deal face. 0.94

00:14:27.220 But this was normal. 0.98

00:14:30.280 What if...

00:14:31.300 Dude, you know, because people go, it's France. 0.99

00:14:34.720 I've heard that, especially this Macron dick story, which is hilarious.

00:14:40.560 But does It's France really cover a lot of these things?

00:14:43.240 I don't know.

00:14:43.840 I don't think it does.

00:14:44.680 I don't know if it covers the Macron thing, if true, but maybe the rape.

00:14:48.300 If true, it could be explosive.

00:14:50.980 Yeah.

00:14:51.440 If not true, it's just funny.

00:14:53.500 If not true, it was... 0.99

00:14:54.540 Everybody fucking... 0.99

00:14:55.560 We had some laughs, I guess. 0.99

00:14:56.840 Yeah, it's entertainment at the end of the day.

00:14:59.820 Oh, and you should play this, because here's what I find interesting, because...

00:15:04.620 And I had forgotten about this, okay? 0.94

00:15:07.240 Because this isn't the first time somebody has a secret dick was a conspiracy, okay? 0.99

00:15:12.980 Um, here's the best handling of secret dick, uh, uh, uh, allegations. 0.99

00:15:23.280 Okay, look. 0.99

00:15:25.260 I feel like...

00:15:26.780 Is that Marilyn Manson?

00:15:29.400 No, it's...

00:15:30.600 Oh, Lady Gaga. 1.00

00:15:33.180 She's eating while she's...

00:15:35.800 So, now there's the French response that would get you...

00:15:54.180 Now, why is... 1.00

00:15:55.600 I mean, that would be ballsy if Macron was like, maybe she is my fucking dad. 0.99

00:15:59.800 How about what... 0.99

00:16:00.360 Is that an issue?

00:16:01.740 No, you saw those...

00:16:02.680 You saw those Olympics.

00:16:05.160 Yeah.

00:16:05.860 Yeah, my dad.

00:16:06.580 My dad planned... 1.00

00:16:07.420 Me and my dad planned a fat lesbian cheeses, a little girl, a guy with his dick out next 1.00

00:16:13.600 to her. 1.00

00:16:14.200 That's kind of like...

00:16:15.060 Have you seen...

00:16:16.140 Like, I don't want to talk to you, but you know that God, like Gad, the French comedian?

00:16:21.160 He's like the French Seinfeld.

00:16:23.060 You heard...

00:16:23.300 He has like...

00:16:23.860 I have heard of him, but...

00:16:24.780 There's like a show on Netflix.

00:16:25.960 It's called, oh, Gad.

00:16:27.460 Yeah.

00:16:28.700 He's like the French Seinfeld.

00:16:30.060 But he does...

00:16:31.620 It's about nothing.

00:16:33.180 His show is kind of...

00:16:35.060 So, the premise of the show is that he has a son with an American woman, and then he just

00:16:40.260 doesn't like raise the son, and he just sends money.

00:16:43.400 Just like Seinfeld.

00:16:45.640 What?

00:16:49.420 He calls himself...

00:16:50.960 Like, Seinfeld's in the show, too.

00:16:52.840 And they like get an argument.

00:16:53.760 Yeah.

00:16:54.320 It's like...

00:16:54.720 And he calls himself the Seinfeld of France.

00:16:57.120 Yeah.

00:16:57.360 It is nothing to us to do this in France.

00:17:00.760 It is nothing.

00:17:01.760 Well, he's been accused of stealing bits.

00:17:02.760 It was normal.

00:17:04.240 A lot of French comics are accused of stealing...

00:17:06.820 They just take...

00:17:07.620 Like, they just translate bits, right?

00:17:09.380 They'll just like watch American comics and translate it.

00:17:11.080 Yeah, the famous...

00:17:11.840 I mean...

00:17:12.660 Not all of them, but that's a critique people have.

00:17:15.840 I never went to France to do stand-up.

00:17:18.040 Just England, and I went to China also.

00:17:21.460 Like China, China, or like Hong Kong, or like...

00:17:23.340 No, the big island.

00:17:25.340 Taiwan.

00:17:25.620 No, that's how long.

00:17:26.220 The mainland is China.

00:17:28.040 Oh, the big one.

00:17:28.940 Okay.

00:17:29.240 The big island of China.

00:17:30.680 And the comics were pretty good that were from there.

00:17:34.780 And...

00:17:35.020 Because they all get... 0.99

00:17:36.140 Everybody has like VPNs and shit. 0.86

00:17:38.140 You know, stuff gets blocked, I guess, by the government, but you can get around it. 0.80

00:17:41.180 Nobody's going to call them out and be like, that's a Patrice bit.

00:17:44.660 No, well, they hadn't stolen bits.

00:17:47.520 I will say this.

00:17:48.380 The Chinese comics I met there were not stealing bits.

00:17:50.480 They had construct...

00:17:52.480 I thought they had achieved way better than like, do you ever know any German comics that

00:17:57.360 have like very like, logically sound jokes that they're not that funny, but you're like...

00:18:02.500 Is it like 10 Hans Kims in a row?

00:18:04.440 I know he's...

00:18:04.640 No, Hans Kim makes me laugh, dude.

00:18:06.160 I just...

00:18:06.700 Dude, I want to have him as like, just doing nunchucks on a thing.

00:18:11.320 Yo, yeah.

00:18:12.380 I love Hans.

00:18:13.620 Dude, that dude cracks me the fuck up.

00:18:15.160 He goes... 0.99

00:18:16.460 Some bad how he banged a white girl. 0.98

00:18:17.920 It's like going to Harvard to you guys. 0.95

00:18:19.280 It's like getting a scholarship to Harvard for you guys. 0.99

00:18:22.140 Or some shit like that. 0.98

00:18:23.700 Like, anyway. 0.94

00:18:24.880 Were the Chinese comics...

00:18:25.900 I know he's Korean, but I was just joking, but...

00:18:28.340 No, they...

00:18:28.840 Are the Chinese comics speaking English?

00:18:30.380 They're doing it in English?

00:18:31.040 Oh, yeah.

00:18:31.500 Because I can't speak Mandarin.

00:18:33.240 But it's all expat stuff.

00:18:35.320 But there's Chinese there that... 1.00

00:18:37.000 They speak English really well.

00:18:39.100 And they...

00:18:39.480 They have more English speakers than America.

00:18:40.960 This guy Storm Shu was...

00:18:42.060 I thought it was a really funny guy.

00:18:43.340 That I hung out with when I was there.

00:18:44.380 I don't know what his real name is.

00:18:45.500 They all have like a fake name.

00:18:46.480 They tell Americans. 0.92

00:18:47.960 But their jokes were like good.

00:18:50.540 And I've seen other countries try to do it.

00:18:52.220 And they don't do it as well.

00:18:54.220 You know?

00:18:54.520 Or it'll be like hacky first.

00:18:56.160 And then...

00:18:57.340 You know, like...

00:18:58.340 They put it together.

00:18:59.980 They figure that technology out faster than a lot of...

00:19:03.200 Like a lot of Europeans. 1.00

00:19:04.980 Yeah.

00:19:05.580 Of stand-up.

00:19:06.480 That's what I saw.

00:19:07.400 You know?

00:19:09.220 That's crazy.

00:19:10.040 I mean, it was bad now.

00:19:11.260 So you performed there.

00:19:13.100 Like for an extended period of time, you were just doing comedy in China?

00:19:16.960 Yeah, a week.

00:19:18.580 Andy Curtin and...

00:19:20.020 I'm blanking on the other dude.

00:19:21.260 He's a cool guy.

00:19:21.340 Was it like something you were booked on or you just went there?

00:19:24.360 It was Kung Fu Comedy Tour.

00:19:25.700 I was booked on it.

00:19:26.480 Wow.

00:19:26.700 I'm blanking on... 0.99

00:19:27.480 I'm such a dickhead for blanking on the other guy's name. 0.69

00:19:29.220 But they're good dudes. 0.96

00:19:30.620 And I think Andy works for like Live Nation now or something.

00:19:33.620 But he...

00:19:34.340 Yeah, they both were in China for a long time.

00:19:36.200 They had Chinese wives. 0.70

00:19:37.280 And they spoke the language.

00:19:39.500 And it's like going there, whether it's good or not to go, kind of varies, you know?

00:19:45.620 On who's in office.

00:19:47.300 I guess the guy before Xi, supposedly they were very...

00:19:52.340 They let him...

00:19:53.640 He was kind of more relaxed or something.

00:19:55.220 Right.

00:19:55.980 Because I never got to go to that black market in Shanghai.

00:19:58.080 It was already shut down.

00:19:59.420 Because I want to...

00:20:00.400 Dude, they sold Nike Reeboks.

00:20:02.360 This pair of shoes that said Nike and Reebok on it.

00:20:04.400 For like five bucks or something?

00:20:05.760 I mean, now, even if I could find it, would it have been size 14 in a Chinese shoe?

00:20:11.840 I don't know.

00:20:12.680 But if I had a pair of those...

00:20:14.420 I could probably 3D print some Nike Reeboks.

00:20:18.220 But I would have come back from there.

00:20:19.480 You're just holding up.

00:20:20.080 With shoes.

00:20:20.760 Yao Ming.

00:20:21.500 Dude.

00:20:21.800 Yao Ming.

00:20:22.980 Shoes that say Nike and Reebok.

00:20:24.680 I would have ruled hipster town.

00:20:27.120 Yeah.

00:20:27.880 You know?

00:20:28.420 I mean, China seems cool.

00:20:30.720 I've seen like the videos where they have the Uber Eats drone that drops it in the thing. 0.76

00:20:34.820 But they got flying cars for 10 grand now.

00:20:38.660 What?

00:20:39.780 It's cool.

00:20:40.740 Yo, China's got flying cars, guys.

00:20:42.940 Remember the promise of flying cars?

00:20:45.100 I just want to point this out.

00:20:47.520 China, a communist nightmare, okay?

00:20:50.980 That imprisons less people than England currently for their tweets.

00:20:55.320 The penalties in China are less severe than currently in England.

00:21:00.560 They got 4,000 people in prison for tweets.

00:21:03.520 Do you know that?

00:21:04.020 Yeah.

00:21:04.820 We had Francis Fawcett. 0.99

00:21:05.820 Does anybody think that's fucking batshit? 0.99

00:21:08.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:08.500 They just banned ninja swords.

00:21:09.900 And that's how they put it.

00:21:11.620 We will ban ninja swords. 0.96

00:21:14.660 Is that like a British slur for black people? 0.97

00:21:18.580 Dude, I got to tell you, when they keep saying ninja swords. 0.98

00:21:22.340 Too many ninja swords out here.

00:21:24.320 It's like, surely you did some research about what you're banning.

00:21:28.200 And you know that, I mean, it's so incorrect to even say it ninja swords.

00:21:31.840 They always just ban things that are unbannable.

00:21:34.000 They're like, we're banning criminals from doing the thing they're already doing.

00:21:37.580 When I was there, dude, in 2011, around then, it was funny because it was like knife crime.

00:21:42.420 You know, like as soon as you...

00:21:43.760 Get chiffed up.

00:21:44.940 Yeah.

00:21:45.760 Dude.

00:21:46.320 So they call it getting chiffed. 0.98

00:21:47.500 I think a lot of silly words. 0.50

00:21:50.400 And all the restaurants, you can only get a spork. 0.95

00:21:54.420 And they wouldn't have a...

00:21:55.280 In plastic, you can only have a prisoner spork.

00:21:58.080 Really?

00:21:58.500 In London you're in?

00:21:59.860 Oh, dude.

00:22:00.480 And Birmingham.

00:22:01.560 Now, Birmingham now, I think, is like...

00:22:03.760 It's like more of like a Saudi Arabian or something.

00:22:06.680 It's like Aleppo now or something.

00:22:08.660 Yeah.

00:22:09.140 It's becoming...

00:22:10.160 I mean, I don't...

00:22:11.600 Like, I used to get worked out.

00:22:13.600 Like, you just see videos of like, they're like, this is a regular Saturday.

00:22:17.500 And it just looks like, you know, it's like a bazaar from...

00:22:21.500 Here.

00:22:23.000 I'll text you this video.

00:22:24.180 Arabian Nights, but it's...

00:22:25.500 For our whole country...

00:22:27.020 Okay.

00:22:28.380 Aladdin.

00:22:29.820 For our whole country...

00:22:31.660 Yeah.

00:22:31.920 To half knife crime in a decade.

00:22:34.920 And yes, this labor government will pass Ronan's law.

00:22:39.500 A ban on ninja swords. 1.00

00:22:41.740 What the fuck? 0.99

00:22:48.620 This is from before, I guess, Keir Stormer got elected. 0.99

00:22:53.380 So, this promises made...

00:22:55.020 It's not like anybody was carrying one of those around for defense.

00:22:57.360 No, they...

00:22:57.740 Well, here's what happens.

00:22:58.940 They're a mass migrant. 0.99

00:23:00.680 They're thinking of like killing off their indigenous population. 1.00

00:23:04.120 Something weird happened where all the like crap of America and a lot of crap we have 1.00

00:23:10.840 is like, you know, the... 0.99

00:23:13.000 The woke export. 0.99

00:23:14.120 You know, the Douglas Murray fancy lad fucking British accent people. 0.99

00:23:20.080 That's not the usual... 1.00

00:23:22.040 When you go there, you're like, oh, there's a bunch of fat idiots here. 1.00

00:23:24.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:24.900 And then you're like, okay, so that's what they call Little Britain.

00:23:27.820 They may have a little sketch show about it, right?

00:23:29.300 They're the America of Europe. 1.00

00:23:30.840 When they travel in Europe, they're like fucking Brits. 1.00

00:23:34.500 You can see where we got it from. 0.99

00:23:36.140 In fact, you can see like Canada and U.S. are the two...

00:23:40.020 Australia.

00:23:40.560 Like the kids of England. 0.93

00:23:42.520 You can just see they're the kids of England.

00:23:44.960 And they took different things, you know?

00:23:48.320 It's weird that 1984, like it was written by a Brit...

00:23:51.420 Like he kind of...

00:23:52.620 And now England's the more 1984 country.

00:23:56.520 And Brave New World.

00:23:57.200 It's the worst of all worlds.

00:23:58.740 Because even Brave New World, they weren't doing...

00:24:00.760 Trying to flood.

00:24:02.600 So here's the...

00:24:03.440 It's a culture.

00:24:03.820 Nobody talked about...

00:24:04.600 Everybody talks about culture, but nobody talks about the culture of the government.

00:24:08.320 Like it's like a workplace culture.

00:24:10.360 You know how people talk about workplace?

00:24:11.460 It's like there's...

00:24:12.680 It's a war...

00:24:13.880 It's like a culture war of like these... 0.86

00:24:16.960 If they were thought of as companies, it's like they're different...

00:24:19.380 Like, you know, it's like...

00:24:20.220 Yeah, right. 0.99

00:24:20.820 It's like this ex's culture where they're like, yeah, you can say fucking... 0.99

00:24:23.540 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:24:24.120 Fag it at work. 1.00

00:24:24.740 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:24:25.460 And then Facebook where they're like, if you even look the wrong way at one of the transgender employees. 1.00

00:24:29.720 So it's like that's the way that the governments are bashing heads too. 0.55

00:24:34.320 That's part of it.

00:24:35.060 It's like it's so crazy.

00:24:36.920 That's all I'm saying. 0.99

00:24:37.640 It's easy to see what the thing is because that Venetian city-state model that all these fucking oligarchs love. 0.99

00:24:45.660 By the way, did you watch like Bernie and... 0.99

00:24:48.420 Sanders?

00:24:48.880 AOC fight the oligarchy tour.

00:24:51.700 And I'm like, who would show up at that?

00:24:53.340 It's like...

00:24:53.740 But the fact...

00:24:54.200 I mean, the obvious thing is that it's their oligarchy versus our oligarchy.

00:24:59.560 Right.

00:25:00.200 Well, that's obvious.

00:25:00.920 But here's what's even more obvious, and it was verified, the people showing up at their Bernie and AOC tour.

00:25:07.580 15,000 people showed up to that?

00:25:09.360 I don't believe you. 0.99

00:25:10.360 Those two losers? 0.99

00:25:11.940 I mean, most of the people that we talk to on Jimmy's show or that watch it are disillusioned Bernie people because of what a disappointing phony that guy is. 0.99

00:25:21.900 Clearly a tool. 0.98

00:25:23.460 As big a tool as your Adam-22s on No Jumper of the establishment to fucking steer things in a certain way.

00:25:31.020 And so somebody figured out from all the cell phone data, because you know, you can just grab people's information, that the same people were showing up on the tour to watch the show.

00:25:42.260 So I don't think they're touring like Phish.

00:25:43.980 Those are paid operatives.

00:25:45.940 And that's why...

00:25:46.840 They were going with them.

00:25:47.820 Yeah.

00:25:48.480 USAID.

00:25:49.480 They have a tour bus.

00:25:50.900 They get on it.

00:25:51.840 Yeah.

00:25:52.080 The bus goes...

00:25:52.760 It's a budget to like fake...

00:25:54.760 It's the same as every...

00:25:56.200 Like, they're my government.

00:25:57.660 Just think of music or a million things where you buy followers.

00:26:02.300 They're doing that.

00:26:03.320 They're buying followers.

00:26:04.620 That's why anybody's still a Democrat is besides being like on medication and...

00:26:09.940 Have you ever been to any type of political rally?

00:26:12.260 No.

00:26:12.620 Like, I feel like the type of person that goes that like, that's their...

00:26:15.920 They don't go to a concert that year.

00:26:17.360 They don't go to a football game.

00:26:19.440 Like that...

00:26:20.040 Well, there may be football, but they're going to...

00:26:22.040 Like, that's an exciting thing every four years.

00:26:24.240 We always go to the...

00:26:25.700 Dude, people go...

00:26:26.500 They've been going generations of people.

00:26:28.440 People go if they get excited, right?

00:26:30.120 So, I bet you real people went to Obama, right?

00:26:32.680 I remember the...

00:26:33.400 Like, oh, wow.

00:26:34.240 Black guy.

00:26:35.540 Okay?

00:26:36.400 I thought that...

00:26:37.540 Dude, my joke at the time was like...

00:26:39.860 I was like, well, maybe, you know, it'd be like Tiger Woods with golf.

00:26:43.840 And it turns out, like, they're even better at it.

00:26:46.180 Right.

00:26:46.580 Running the country.

00:26:47.380 Right. 1.00

00:26:47.780 I mean, like, dumb... 0.99

00:26:48.600 Like, literally just because of that. 0.99

00:26:50.460 Because... 0.99

00:26:50.860 And when you think about what a stupid thing to overcome that is... 1.00

00:26:54.500 Like, finally, the president's black. 1.00

00:26:56.060 Like, how much that means absolute...

00:26:59.120 And Obama proved it, personally, that it means absolutely nothing. 1.00

00:27:04.280 And only an idiot would go, oh, well, guys, my race... 1.00

00:27:08.780 I mean, like... 1.00

00:27:09.360 The sad part is that the scarier...

00:27:11.460 The people with the scarier agenda are the ones putting those people as the front runner...

00:27:16.140 Where'd he come from?

00:27:17.000 Where'd Obama come from?

00:27:17.860 To use it as, like, the same agenda is getting done.

00:27:21.340 Dude, where do these people come from?

00:27:22.520 There's all these younger, hotter politicians, you know?

00:27:25.800 I mean, for...

00:27:26.860 D.C., the nickname was Ugly Hollywood.

00:27:29.400 For many years.

00:27:30.140 Right. 1.00

00:27:30.600 And they do look like fucking big fat toads and old... 1.00

00:27:33.680 These geriatrics. 1.00

00:27:35.600 Why do these ugly fucking lizard people live to be, like, a hundred, all of them? 1.00

00:27:39.560 They all... 1.00

00:27:40.320 Have you seen that meme where it's, like, Bernie Sanders in 1993?

00:27:44.640 Yeah, we just did it on...

00:27:45.580 In 2024.

00:27:47.020 Yeah.

00:27:47.700 He almost looks better now.

00:27:49.580 Between him and Netanyahu telling us how Iran's five years away from a weapon...

00:27:54.680 How can they live so long?

00:27:55.520 He said that for the last, like, 20 years.

00:27:58.260 That five years, Iran's going to have a nuke. 0.99

00:28:00.420 Do you think...

00:28:00.980 I mean, my...

00:28:02.200 I mean...

00:28:03.080 I don't think they do.

00:28:04.760 Do you think that we made that less possible?

00:28:07.780 Like, they've done a lot of operations.

00:28:09.060 Here, let me explain to everybody who...

00:28:10.980 It's amazing to me.

00:28:11.960 Nobody knows this.

00:28:13.440 Because I...

00:28:13.960 This is one of the things that sounds like...

00:28:15.300 Because they did...

00:28:15.320 Remember, they blew up the guy in the street, like, the Mossad, the motorcycle guys.

00:28:18.840 They blew up a couple of engineers.

00:28:20.560 Yeah, so...

00:28:20.580 Just don't want to point this out.

00:28:22.040 The only...

00:28:22.820 By the way, much of Iran, it's actually one of the few countries where it's more young people.

00:28:27.960 Most of the population is very young.

00:28:30.280 Mm-hmm.

00:28:30.820 Okay?

00:28:31.460 They don't really care about Islam like that.

00:28:33.940 No.

00:28:35.280 But on the same...

00:28:37.780 On the flip side, they don't want America and certainly not Israel. 0.92

00:28:41.940 There's a whole bunch of Jews that live in Iran that live better than Iranians. 1.00

00:28:44.660 By the way, I never knew this.

00:28:46.140 Ari Shafir found out in his world travels.

00:28:48.680 Yeah.

00:28:49.260 Iran just doesn't like Israel.

00:28:50.700 It's not the Jews. 1.00

00:28:51.540 They don't like Israel. 0.94

00:28:52.540 Yeah.

00:28:52.700 That's their official thing.

00:28:53.620 And that's why they take extra good care of the Jews they have.

00:28:56.900 I had no idea.

00:28:57.960 Did you ever hear that before?

00:28:58.820 I never did.

00:28:59.480 I mean, is that...

00:29:00.620 So, here's what they did.

00:29:02.440 I mean, there's part...

00:29:03.480 I know there's...

00:29:04.720 Like, there's very...

00:29:05.620 There's way fewer...

00:29:07.200 Like, the ones that they left.

00:29:10.540 Here's the bottom line.

00:29:12.200 No, they didn't have nukes.

00:29:13.660 What they worked on...

00:29:15.120 Now, this surprised me when I found it out.

00:29:17.740 No, they've been working on hypersonic missiles and the finest drones on the planet.

00:29:23.620 Better than we have.

00:29:25.040 So, they very wisely spent their time working on weapons you can actually use.

00:29:30.280 Unlike nukes, which you cannot use.

00:29:31.920 They are help from China, but...

00:29:34.140 Well, guess what?

00:29:35.360 In Russia.

00:29:35.680 Guess what kind of missiles we don't have. 0.94

00:29:37.620 They're called hypersonic missiles.

00:29:39.900 And...

00:29:40.180 I think we do now.

00:29:41.820 That's five years away.

00:29:43.320 That one they just tested that kind of works?

00:29:45.640 Because I wanted to look this up.

00:29:46.740 I'm like, how is that possible?

00:29:48.320 That we wouldn't have...

00:29:49.280 We spend the... 0.98

00:29:50.460 So, we're really just fucked right now, then? 0.99

00:29:52.740 Well... 0.99

00:29:53.220 Over 11. 1.00

00:29:53.560 It's like punching yourself in the dick. 1.00

00:29:55.660 There's no need... 1.00

00:29:56.240 So, we have...

00:29:57.520 We spend the most...

00:29:58.480 So, education, medical care, and military.

00:30:02.640 We spend the most to get the shittiest results.

00:30:06.220 We, first of all, could never win a war against Iran. 0.91

00:30:08.440 Do people think we could win that?

00:30:10.500 Do you remember a war we won?

00:30:12.200 I don't.

00:30:13.080 I heard a World War II...

00:30:14.020 Well, first of all, on the books, we haven't had a war since World War II.

00:30:18.680 Well, that's...

00:30:19.200 But our version of winning isn't...

00:30:21.800 I mean, our...

00:30:22.680 I'm...

00:30:23.180 Right.

00:30:23.560 Well, no, no, no.

00:30:24.340 That's good.

00:30:24.980 How are you saying it?

00:30:26.020 Yeah.

00:30:26.440 America's version of winning isn't we won.

00:30:28.600 It's just we made it worse.

00:30:31.120 Well, so...

00:30:32.200 It's because I think like a poor person, you naturally go, oh, well, that means us.

00:30:36.860 But there's no us.

00:30:38.220 So, the war on drugs is a good example.

00:30:40.500 Had the failed...

00:30:41.240 They call it the failed drug war.

00:30:43.040 It was not a failure at all.

00:30:44.420 It was a resounding success because the war was to take over all the drug 1.00

00:30:49.180 trafficking.

00:30:50.640 And they did.

00:30:52.180 Okay?

00:30:52.640 In the 90s, Bill Clinton of the Mina Drug Cartel of Arkansas.

00:30:57.240 All those movies about that where Tom Cruise is the guy smuggling coke. 0.98

00:31:01.260 Bill Clinton and his dipshit brother were instrumental in that. 0.80

00:31:05.420 And that was for George Bush, the dad, who was Bill Clinton's mentor. 0.95

00:31:10.040 Remember how they didn't like each other, I thought?

00:31:12.060 Which kind of creates like a power vacuum similar to like ISIS being created. 0.99

00:31:16.500 It's like they created fentanyl in that way.

00:31:18.040 Well, Iran was killing ISIS.

00:31:20.200 But the thing is, we need ISIS to help us in Syria where we installed Al-Qaeda. 0.81

00:31:25.680 Everybody, like...

00:31:27.160 Dude...

00:31:27.880 Do you think there's an end to that?

00:31:30.860 They're going to make sure they get to it.

00:31:33.360 I don't...

00:31:33.760 Of course there is.

00:31:34.820 I don't know what it'll be, but I know that...

00:31:36.560 Like in 200 years, do you think America should or will be still...

00:31:39.980 I wouldn't predict anything like that. 0.99

00:31:41.980 First of all, I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:31:43.600 Do you think the leaders are thinking that way, though? 0.99

00:31:46.260 Do you think...

00:31:46.840 Like I know China thinks in really long term.

00:31:49.780 Like whereas...

00:31:50.980 Because America's all like four years...

00:31:52.840 You brought up 1984?

00:31:54.500 Okay.

00:31:54.840 So the idea that they don't think long term is a lie.

00:31:58.040 Who?

00:31:58.980 America.

00:31:59.340 Of course, our politicians who are WWE wrestlers for the most part...

00:32:05.340 And I mean, I'm not saying it even to be funny.

00:32:07.100 They are. 0.99

00:32:07.640 It's ridiculous. 0.97

00:32:09.040 Or is there going to be a hearing where he yelled at Fauci? 1.00

00:32:11.380 Yeah, Fauci, you look like a dick. 0.99

00:32:13.480 What's going to happen to Fauci? 1.00

00:32:14.420 Nothing.

00:32:15.640 What was the point of this?

00:32:17.240 Cory Booker just talked...

00:32:19.500 So, but you do think they're thinking long term?

00:32:22.580 Yeah, this ain't incompetence.

00:32:24.960 It's malice.

00:32:26.160 And the reason I know is 1984...

00:32:28.180 You know, they go, how did he guess the future? 0.99

00:32:30.260 They didn't guess the fucking future. 0.99

00:32:32.580 They went to good schools and they hung around the people. 0.99

00:32:36.160 And their plan, like on The Simpsons, how did The Simpsons predict?

00:32:40.660 Most of The Simpsons writers, when Conan and all...

00:32:42.960 Those are Harvard people.

00:32:44.780 The people that pulled the levers of power go to Harvard.

00:32:47.700 You just absorb the plan just being around the wealthy.

00:32:51.360 Right.

00:32:51.800 So this is what's so funny. 0.99

00:32:53.460 It's not they're predicting shit. 0.97

00:32:54.960 It's that you are artificially 20 years behind them at all times. 0.98

00:32:59.180 And it's going to stay like that.

00:33:00.720 And America, like Canada's probably been that for a while, but America's a shell company

00:33:05.420 that they've extracted the wealth or that was the plan.

00:33:08.520 Now, the Trump tariff thing, I honestly don't...

00:33:12.780 I thought tariff was like one of Trump's kids that like don't like to be on camera.

00:33:16.780 Like Barron and tariff Trump.

00:33:19.140 I don't know.

00:33:19.940 I don't know about tariffs, how they work.

00:33:22.660 But now I just look for like who's unhappy with the tariffs, right?

00:33:26.520 And that makes me happy that they're unhappy.

00:33:29.460 Like I get those dirty commie feelings when I watch people. 0.96

00:33:33.620 And then you can eventually suss out what tariffs and Israel are like trying to get to the bottom 0.94

00:33:40.600 of who's telling the truth is very hard.

00:33:42.340 But then you can kind of put it together.

00:33:44.760 The reason they're like, Trump, manufacturing is not going to come back to the States. 0.99

00:33:48.540 Shut up. 0.95

00:33:49.340 Nobody wants to do jobs. 0.99

00:33:50.980 That's what they're saying against it.

00:33:53.780 Remember Russia that we were weakening? 0.99

00:33:56.360 Russia's doing better than they were before that shit started. 0.99

00:34:00.800 Because when we ban the oligarchs, you're like, we're punishing Putin's oligarchs. 1.00

00:34:06.980 Great.

00:34:07.700 Well, you know what they had to do?

00:34:08.880 They got forced to invest in Russia.

00:34:13.440 So you're not going to...

00:34:15.700 Tucker went and interviewed him. 1.00

00:34:17.020 That's son of a bitch. 1.00

00:34:17.960 You're not allowed to know that how bad their shit's not working. 1.00

00:34:20.800 That's in all these countries, you're not supposed to be allowed to know how bad they fucked up. 1.00

00:34:25.860 Because then you might lose faith in these incompetent people. 0.99

00:34:29.680 It makes no sense, dude.

00:34:31.180 And everybody just...

00:34:31.960 I have a friend who went to Russia recently, like two months ago.

00:34:35.340 And he just had a really good time.

00:34:36.880 I mean, he's a wildcat.

00:34:38.820 Connor Bergersen.

00:34:39.960 Shout out. 1.00

00:34:40.840 But he fucking went there and just partied. 1.00

00:34:43.540 And he was, you know, firing AKs in the street. 1.00

00:34:46.720 And I don't even know what the fuck you... 0.99

00:34:48.460 Yeah, right. 1.00

00:34:48.860 It's just like straight...

00:34:50.860 It's...

00:34:51.460 He said it was...

00:34:52.220 Well, look...

00:34:53.460 ...kind of modern and people were having fun.

00:34:56.940 There's a reason that Putin wins there.

00:34:58.540 It's not because he's rigging the election.

00:35:00.420 It's...

00:35:00.900 You remember that guy, Alexei Navalny...

00:35:02.480 You don't think he's rigging it at all?

00:35:04.280 I mean, I'm not saying I think he is, but...

00:35:06.020 He does not have to rig it.

00:35:08.360 Okay? 1.00

00:35:09.380 Netanyahu has to rig shit. 1.00

00:35:11.880 You know, Netanyahu's been in office, I think, longer than Putin. 1.00

00:35:14.780 There's nobody...

00:35:15.620 Well, people in Israel had a problem with it.

00:35:17.280 They were protesting him.

00:35:18.460 Yeah.

00:35:18.860 And all of a sudden, October 7th happened.

00:35:20.620 I guess we'll have to put my corruption on the back burner because the terrorists are attacking.

00:35:25.980 Right.

00:35:26.220 You know, the people who were throwing the rave next to the concentration camp called and said,

00:35:32.000 is it safe?

00:35:32.700 And the IDF said, yeah, no, go definitely have a rave next to that concentration camp.

00:35:37.180 Oh, no.

00:35:38.400 How could this happen?

00:35:39.500 Side note, I'm headlining Nova's Comedy Festival with...

00:35:42.200 I don't know what that is.

00:35:42.840 No, it's Nova Music Festival is what it's called.

00:35:45.600 What is that?

00:35:46.360 That's the music festival.

00:35:48.400 I was like...

00:35:49.020 It's called the Noah Music Festival?

00:35:51.140 Oh, Nova.

00:35:51.740 Okay.

00:35:52.720 Noah.

00:35:53.320 Noah's up.

00:35:54.040 And then, I didn't have my Hannibal Directive shirt, but that's on Israeli news, the talk show, 0.78

00:35:59.580 the general that fucking serious factions in Israel, too. 0.75

00:36:03.760 It's not just the... 0.99

00:36:04.500 Tons, yeah.

00:36:04.880 You know, it makes it like, oh, it's American, China.

00:36:07.300 But, dude, these things all have factions, and the factions cross over into supposed enemies.

00:36:11.740 So, it's very hard to tell.

00:36:13.520 People are just so...

00:36:15.580 Like, most people don't know anything, and...

00:36:18.680 Yeah.

00:36:19.160 They don't want to.

00:36:20.040 I honestly wish I didn't, because...

00:36:22.520 Hey, everybody says that.

00:36:23.580 It's a lot easier to just go, you know what?

00:36:26.000 Israel, they're good. 0.93

00:36:27.260 Those guys are bad. 0.91

00:36:28.600 Who cares?

00:36:29.840 It's easy to do that.

00:36:30.980 Yeah.

00:36:31.240 You think I don't want to do that?

00:36:32.560 Listen, I've been doing it.

00:36:33.720 Right.

00:36:33.740 But, you can't, because once you... 1.00

00:36:35.140 Because they fucked up. 0.99

00:36:35.940 If I am... 1.00

00:36:37.100 Okay, I can't say it enough. 0.54

00:36:38.500 I am prejudiced, deeply, deeply prejudiced against Arab Muslims. 0.96

00:36:43.560 Some of my dearest friends.

00:36:45.480 Really good friend in my hot town from the cellar.

00:36:48.140 Okay? 1.00

00:36:49.660 And I love this fucking dude, man. 1.00

00:36:51.460 And I would never take his word about anything, because he's an Arab. 1.00

00:36:55.340 And I tell him every time I see him.

00:36:57.760 And so, I want to make that clear. 0.99

00:36:59.540 The fact that I know Israel's doing wrong on this is because Israel fucked up. 0.99

00:37:03.800 Because I'm prejudiced in favor of Israel. 1.00

00:37:06.960 Don't be mad at me, because you fucked up the thing. 0.98

00:37:10.500 I can't unknow things that I know now. 0.98

00:37:13.480 Like, my friend who's, like, was raised basically Hasidic.

00:37:17.960 And he was just here hanging out.

00:37:19.420 He's on the Patreon, Ari Shield.

00:37:21.540 He lives in Manhattan.

00:37:22.520 But he's, yeah, he just, like, has...

00:37:26.340 He's been there.

00:37:27.260 He's seen it.

00:37:28.300 And I mean, you know...

00:37:29.800 Dude, Jews told me what's up. 1.00

00:37:31.060 It's Jews that told me. 1.00

00:37:32.020 Yeah, it's all Jews. 1.00

00:37:32.960 My most anti-Semitic friends are Jews. 1.00

00:37:36.380 Well, by the way, just for the record, the word Semitic, that Arabs are all Semitic.

00:37:42.540 So, I love this.

00:37:43.640 Right. 0.98

00:37:44.240 So, Islamophobia, which is a retard word. 1.00

00:37:48.020 I didn't know this when that's stupid. 1.00

00:37:49.640 Stop putting phobia on shit, dipshits. 1.00

00:37:52.340 But when that word came out, that dumb fucking word, I didn't know this at the time, but Semites are Arabs. 1.00

00:37:59.100 But fucking, they've pushed the Arabs out of their race slur, too. 1.00

00:38:05.880 So, the Islamophobia is like a two-state solution to racial words. 0.99

00:38:11.020 I think it was more that there were more Jews in the society first.

00:38:15.060 So, that's why they came up with the word.

00:38:17.880 Wait, what?

00:38:18.740 Well, like...

00:38:19.980 There's just like...

00:38:20.780 Look, you want a catchy phrase.

00:38:23.940 It's all the same model.

00:38:24.660 How long is that where...

00:38:24.980 I'm curious how long that word started, to be honest.

00:38:29.020 I don't...

00:38:29.440 You know, I don't even know.

00:38:31.020 It's got to go back before Hitler, because I thought I'd heard of it before that.

00:38:34.420 I'm just curious.

00:38:35.040 Because I know what you mean, and a lot of people...

00:38:36.880 But, like, the reality is that Arabs and Jews are similar.

00:38:40.400 They're both Semites. 1.00

00:38:41.860 The class of...

00:38:42.400 It's really a language group.

00:38:43.640 Arabs are where the Jews were in, like, 1902, or, like, 1897, where it's like...

00:38:50.460 Which Arabs? 0.68

00:38:51.240 In Palestine? 0.58

00:38:52.180 No, the ones that have immigrated. 0.55

00:38:54.700 Where they're starting the, you know, the vacuum your carpet businesses, and, like, these other...

00:39:00.880 It's, you know, small... 1.00

00:39:01.960 Like, Jews used to do that shit, right? 1.00

00:39:03.580 Like, collect fucking coin... 1.00

00:39:05.960 Like, fucking metal scrap metal. 1.00

00:39:07.600 Yeah, like, Italians... 1.00

00:39:09.080 It's immigrant jobs, yeah. 0.99

00:39:10.560 I'm saying that the guys who did Hollywood, they got rich before Hollywood by doing shit like that. 0.96

00:39:16.640 And I think that, you know, if anything... 0.99

00:39:19.180 Well, they're mobsters.

00:39:20.260 Yeah. 0.83

00:39:20.560 It's the Italian... 0.99

00:39:21.760 You know, the garbage business in Jersey that my parents work in. 0.97

00:39:24.360 That was all mobbed up until I was in high school.

00:39:27.060 They busted it.

00:39:27.680 The Sopranos mafia that the Sopranos is based on is from, I guess, where I'm from.

00:39:33.920 Antisemitism was first coined in 1879 by the German journalist Wilhelm Maher.

00:39:39.060 He used the term to describe anti-Jewish sentiment in campaigns, distinguishing it from previous forms of religious presidents.

00:39:45.580 Well, whatever.

00:39:46.100 Look...

00:39:46.440 But, yeah...

00:39:46.940 The word's fine.

00:39:47.980 I know antisemitism is real because I get a lot of anti-Semitic abuse at me.

00:39:53.760 People think you're a Jew?

00:39:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:55.380 So, people say all kinds of wild shit to me. 1.00

00:39:58.880 Like, if they grab Jews, I'm going to be grabbed up with them. 1.00

00:40:01.880 They're not going to... 0.70

00:40:02.800 It'll be just like the illegal thing where they're just like...

00:40:05.120 You're Jewy enough. 1.00

00:40:05.640 Hey, but I'm here legally.

00:40:06.840 Well, you're going well, Salvador.

00:40:08.240 You're going to have to bleach your eyebrows.

00:40:11.220 You know, they're going to put Woody Allen glasses on me, and they're going to measure my eyebrows to nostril ratio.

00:40:17.180 And now I'm going away.

00:40:18.660 And you won't see me again.

00:40:19.880 I know that.

00:40:20.840 Yeah.

00:40:21.340 But it is...

00:40:22.380 I like those memes.

00:40:23.440 I mean, I do find a lot of the anti-Semitism...

00:40:25.920 Like, I think it's funny.

00:40:27.780 I do think it's funny.

00:40:28.620 Bottom line, it's just anti-Semitism. 0.72

00:40:30.920 So, I didn't know what Zionism meant, okay, this entire time until recently. 1.00

00:40:35.220 It's literally like the state of Israel shit. 0.99

00:40:38.000 I wouldn't even say I'm anti-Zionist because, obviously, Israel's there. 1.00

00:40:41.480 I'm not like it has no...

00:40:42.780 Oh, you know who else recognized that Israel exists in 2016?

00:40:46.360 Hamas. 0.73

00:40:47.980 Did you know that?

00:40:49.200 Do they?

00:40:50.160 Yeah.

00:40:50.940 Didn't make it in the news, did it?

00:40:52.560 It did in Israel.

00:40:53.560 There's an Israeli embassy in the Gaza.

00:40:56.220 Well, no, it's a...

00:40:57.480 Well, no, that's one of the first where they tested out all the surveillance tech.

00:41:01.820 See, Gaza is the most surveilled place on Earth. 1.00

00:41:05.580 So, all the latest spying on you shit... 1.00

00:41:08.040 Is it more than... 1.00

00:41:09.920 Than any other spot on Earth.

00:41:11.860 What about the Muslim area in China, the Zhang Zhang? 0.81

00:41:15.120 Yeah, not even close. 0.98

00:41:16.520 Not even fucking close. 0.99

00:41:17.780 You understand, this is people you can test this shit out on. 1.00

00:41:21.280 So, all that 15-minute city shit? 0.99

00:41:23.560 Well, Gaza, that's the one where they've tested all this stuff. 0.99

00:41:27.780 And so, all that automation and somehow that happened.

00:41:31.120 Oh, by the way, all those cars blown up.

00:41:33.040 Do you think that they did that with their hang gliders?

00:41:35.600 No.

00:41:36.440 That's the Hannibal Directive. 0.95

00:41:38.760 That's the directive that if hostages are being taken, kill the hostages so we don't... 0.91

00:41:43.780 It's better that way. 0.95

00:41:46.400 Hannibal Directive.

00:41:47.780 It's supposed to be for soldiers.

00:41:49.100 But guess what?

00:41:50.080 They're all soldiers because you have to serve.

00:41:53.460 So, that means...

00:41:54.620 So, before I'd heard of this...

00:41:56.720 I mean, not the ones who were foreigners who were just there. 0.99

00:42:00.880 It means...

00:42:01.920 I would never be loyal to a country that if I get taken hostage,

00:42:06.060 they're going to give an order to shoot me in my... 0.98

00:42:07.780 To shoot me... 1.00

00:42:09.780 What is this, Kaiser Soze shit? 1.00

00:42:11.700 Like, why would you be loyal to any nation that would treat you like that? 1.00

00:42:15.720 We did a story or covered...

00:42:17.460 We covered a story.

00:42:18.940 Two of the hostages escaped. 1.00

00:42:21.000 Ashkenazi, pale as fuck Jews, waving their shirts. 1.00

00:42:25.320 They took their shirts off to show they have no weapons. 1.00

00:42:27.760 And they're speaking in Hebrew.

00:42:29.600 And the IDF shot them dead.

00:42:31.520 And I was baffled as to how you could be... 0.99

00:42:34.420 Are they that shitty? 0.99

00:42:35.560 I mean, they're not good warriors. 0.99

00:42:37.100 By the way, that's a myth. 1.00

00:42:38.720 They're good at blowing people up with the shit. 1.00

00:42:40.720 Yeah, no. 1.00

00:42:41.660 They blow people up with the shit we give them. 1.00

00:42:44.060 Okay? 1.00

00:42:44.680 They're good at remote flying kind of things.

00:42:47.060 But no, they're good at...

00:42:48.360 I'm sure there are a lot of...

00:42:50.720 Have you never met a scary Israeli? 1.00

00:42:52.740 Krav Maga doesn't fucking work. 1.00

00:42:55.040 That's what we learned. 1.00

00:42:56.360 Krav Maga does not fucking work. 0.99

00:42:59.620 Anyway... 0.99

00:43:00.020 That's like an advertisement to move the taxes.

00:43:01.940 No, listen.

00:43:03.100 I'm not saying IDF.

00:43:04.620 I'm not saying some guy that was in whatever, Shin Better.

00:43:08.140 Those are all scary people.

00:43:09.380 The people that are in Intel are screened to make sure you're a traumatized child piece 1.00

00:43:15.300 of shit. 1.00

00:43:15.680 A lot of them are called up and they don't really want to do... 1.00

00:43:17.320 Some of them don't want to do it, I guess.

00:43:18.820 I don't really give a...

00:43:19.640 Dude, look. 0.99

00:43:20.240 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:43:20.720 I think they're pretty fired up. 0.99

00:43:21.400 My point is, I would like to know all the facts and this fucking thing where you shouldn't 0.98

00:43:27.360 get to know... 0.96

00:43:28.320 Don't talk about that because it doesn't help the team, which is...

00:43:31.720 Right. 1.00

00:43:31.740 It's stupid. 1.00

00:43:33.040 You know, here's the point Israel makes that I think is fair. 1.00

00:43:35.580 There they go when they try to make equate being against the shit they just did that 0.99

00:43:39.540 you had to pay for. 0.99

00:43:40.680 They equate that with anti-Semitism.

00:43:42.520 They're trying to pass a rule. 1.00

00:43:43.940 They're doing a lot of stupid things. 1.00

00:43:46.180 Right. 1.00

00:43:46.480 That's something failing.

00:43:47.740 That's like Ben Shapiro.

00:43:49.420 I don't know if you saw it recently where he goes.

00:43:51.480 With JFK?

00:43:52.520 JFK.

00:43:52.980 Oh, that was 80 years ago.

00:43:54.040 Who cares?

00:43:54.560 It's like, dude, that...

00:43:55.300 No, the Holocaust was 80 years ago. 0.80

00:43:57.640 He said that was 50 years ago.

00:43:58.880 50 years ago.

00:43:59.540 Yeah.

00:43:59.720 So it's...

00:44:00.540 Yeah, no, it's something...

00:44:01.620 You're obviously...

00:44:03.060 How could there...

00:44:03.880 Was there nobody that stopped you on that one?

00:44:06.300 Goes, hey, this is gonna...

00:44:07.420 Unless it's not even about anything other than we want attention.

00:44:11.560 Because he probably knew it would go viral.

00:44:13.520 I'm telling you this straight up.

00:44:14.800 I didn't think Israel had anything to do with JFK's death until I watched him say that.

00:44:20.980 Yeah.

00:44:21.720 The only more...

00:44:22.400 Why would he say that?

00:44:24.200 Because he thinks there's probably something in there.

00:44:26.420 Israel has, like, even from the beginning, has always kind of even put the people who wanted 0.94

00:44:30.980 to move there at risk of being a part of something they weren't, like, fully ready

00:44:35.340 to...

00:44:35.940 You know what I mean?

00:44:36.460 Like, they're...

00:44:36.800 Yeah, no, I know.

00:44:37.580 Like, there were Jews... 1.00

00:44:38.300 The Urgun and all that shit. 1.00

00:44:40.060 Look, here's a line that I've heard. 1.00

00:44:41.700 People were like, we don't want these guys leading us because then we're gonna be fucked. 0.98

00:44:45.680 There were always... 0.98

00:44:46.740 We're gonna be seen negatively.

00:44:47.120 There were always...

00:44:47.720 There's a thing that many Israelis have said to me.

00:44:49.400 There were always Jews in Palestine. 1.00

00:44:50.880 That is absolutely 100% true.

00:44:52.860 And they did not want Zionists to move in. 0.98

00:44:55.620 They were not for that because they're not the same...

00:44:58.260 They're more closely related to the Arabs than they were Polish Jews.

00:45:02.340 Okay.

00:45:02.840 So, then you find out what they did to the Mizrahi Jews.

00:45:06.740 That's, like, the mountain Jews they're called as a slang.

00:45:09.460 I don't know. 1.00

00:45:10.060 They took their fucking... 1.00

00:45:11.180 So, you know, Hebrew was a dead language until they... 1.00

00:45:13.920 No, it wasn't. 0.98

00:45:15.200 They spoke fucking Hebrew, but it was too close to the Arab one. 0.98

00:45:18.900 So, we're erasing all that history. 0.99

00:45:20.500 So, they took people's kids, just like they did with the Indians in Canada in a year. 1.00

00:45:25.620 And put them in a school where they beat you for speaking the old language. 1.00

00:45:28.720 They did that to Jews.

00:45:30.800 Yeah.

00:45:31.200 So, yeah, no.

00:45:32.540 People weren't thrilled about it.

00:45:34.120 And by the way, there's a whole bunch of Jews not into this.

00:45:38.880 Okay, let's...

00:45:39.520 I'm for Israel existing. 0.96

00:45:40.600 I have to be Likud loyal. 0.99

00:45:42.480 I have to be loyal to one party that I suspect was in on some bad shit. 1.00

00:45:47.580 Because this didn't exist before all these dickheads started playing their little games. 0.99

00:45:54.120 Iran, the Ayatollah, that was not a thing until America and England overthrew Mosaddegh. 0.98

00:46:00.700 So, that's our fault.

00:46:02.200 Well, not my fault, but the West's fault that that happened. 1.00

00:46:07.040 And then any dickhead but the Shah was good because, you know, the women could dress like 1.00

00:46:10.960 whores still. 1.00

00:46:11.480 So, you know, dickhead, nobody wants some foreigner installing a leader. 1.00

00:46:16.940 Would you stand for that in your country? 0.99

00:46:18.420 Well, Canada did.

00:46:19.360 They just did.

00:46:20.480 But I would hope America wouldn't.

00:46:23.200 I mean, Kamala was in Canada too much to qualify for me.

00:46:27.000 Childhood in Canada?

00:46:28.540 Obama was more qualified not being born in America.

00:46:35.240 That is part of it, though.

00:46:37.200 If you like, they want the Canadian, you know, Canada. 1.00

00:46:42.180 Commonwealth fucking people. 1.00

00:46:43.400 They like that vibe. 1.00

00:46:45.200 Yeah, Commonwealth.

00:46:45.920 It's much easier to control.

00:46:47.640 America is a hard country to control.

00:46:50.300 Say what you will.

00:46:51.200 It's still...

00:46:52.000 Why is it so hard to control?

00:46:53.500 I'll tell you why.

00:46:54.240 That's the beauty. 1.00

00:46:54.420 Because everybody's fucking stupid. 1.00

00:46:56.540 Well, that's being done to people. 1.00

00:46:58.020 In a good way.

00:46:58.880 Well, it's being done to people on purpose.

00:47:01.040 It's like the catch me outside girl where you need a bit of that. 0.99

00:47:03.480 Like, you can be a genius, but if you don't fucking go for it. 1.00

00:47:07.040 Like, she was like basically an idiot who went for it. 1.00

00:47:10.360 And that's kind of what America's built on is like being kind of an idiot and just being able to get ahead. 1.00

00:47:15.100 If people could watch it while they shit or jerk off to it, you've got a billion dollar idea. 1.00

00:47:20.720 Pretty much. 1.00

00:47:21.600 If people could jerk off to what you're laying down, you've got money in the bag. 0.94

00:47:26.920 And then if you're smart, you show less and get more. 0.89

00:47:31.360 The only fans class, well, maybe they'll be in charge at some point.

00:47:35.540 Dude, the attempt to make that global new world order, which is not a word that I made up or Alex Jones made up.

00:47:42.580 That's a phrase that I heard as a kid from George H.W. Bush.

00:47:46.460 You know, a thousand points of light.

00:47:48.380 I knew where else to order.

00:47:50.380 And there's some of the things that just came out in Canada.

00:47:52.640 Sorry to cut you off.

00:47:53.320 But like in Canada, they want to the population is 40 million.

00:47:57.340 They want to make it 100 million by 2100.

00:48:00.200 OK.

00:48:01.020 And it just went viral like a few weeks ago that they were that Carney was part of the new prime minister of Canada was part of talks about this.

00:48:09.280 But I went to a real estate conference like in 2020 or 2018 or 17, where they were literally just saying it openly, like you said.

00:48:17.440 What?

00:48:17.940 Saying what?

00:48:18.620 That they wanted to increase the population of Canada from 40 million to 100 million by 2100.

00:48:22.280 2100.

00:48:23.060 OK.

00:48:23.480 With with illegal immigrants. 1.00

00:48:25.960 That's what they were saying.

00:48:27.320 Basically.

00:48:27.780 Yeah.

00:48:29.340 And so.

00:48:29.720 But they.

00:48:30.120 But like you said, all that stuff is said at like a real estate conference and people are like, oh, OK.

00:48:36.260 Yeah.

00:48:36.460 It's all.

00:48:37.000 It's all boring.

00:48:37.780 Six years ago.

00:48:38.900 And then now it's like, oh, my God. 1.00

00:48:41.120 You know, nobody's looking at everybody else's shit. 0.99

00:48:44.340 I was talking about before that, though. 0.99

00:48:46.760 Before you said that.

00:48:47.560 I forgot.

00:48:49.040 The.

00:48:50.880 England.

00:48:52.280 Yeah.

00:48:52.760 Yeah.

00:48:55.620 Kamala Harris was.

00:48:58.480 Wait, what?

00:48:59.480 Canadian.

00:49:00.780 Oh, yeah.

00:49:01.180 Wait.

00:49:01.760 So Mark Carney.

00:49:02.440 Guy's got three passports.

00:49:03.960 Yeah.

00:49:04.980 And he used to manage the Bank of England CEO or something, whatever he ran.

00:49:10.800 The boomers like it. 0.89

00:49:11.360 They're like, yeah, he's worldly.

00:49:14.140 It's incredibly. 1.00

00:49:15.320 It's incredibly dumb. 0.99

00:49:16.740 And but so I started noticing this trend from because England to the George Floyd riots. 0.99

00:49:23.220 Why in the fuck would there be a BLM in UK? 0.98

00:49:26.760 Dude, that was the most race mix in this place. 1.00

00:49:29.840 I've been.

00:49:31.060 I think the Nigerian model my first night there kind of check I would never get in America. 1.00

00:49:35.460 Yeah.

00:49:35.860 And not even because it's like so racist, but it ain't that together in Nigeria. 0.64

00:49:40.880 You were there.

00:49:41.600 No, it was just she was in Nigeria.

00:49:43.020 It's like the upper class.

00:49:44.200 Right.

00:49:44.860 Because it's not just black people that they like.

00:49:47.000 I'm Nigerian or I'm Jamaican.

00:49:49.380 Right.

00:49:49.640 Like, you know, here we had that whole thing where they erase your past.

00:49:53.080 Right.

00:49:53.320 Like, you're just melting pot.

00:49:55.300 But but so the thing they did to the slaves from Africa here. 0.92

00:49:58.260 I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

00:49:59.700 Well, they're going to they want to do it to all the the thing they did to African slaves 0.97

00:50:03.580 of like erase all your fucking past that, you know, I don't know if your people still 0.98

00:50:08.160 kind of busy about it. 0.98

00:50:10.400 They're they're doing it now to everybody else.

00:50:13.360 Whatever they do to the other, whatever they do to the people that you you you don't care

00:50:18.380 about, whatever they do to them, they're going to do it to you.

00:50:20.960 A guy that would do it to somebody else will do it to you.

00:50:23.760 So don't ever think that there's a natural thing that as a society, you know, because

00:50:28.760 I'm not saying it's good or bad, but the hope maybe is that people get to get like

00:50:34.280 get along better because they can't have these countries with people who are hope from 0.99

00:50:39.620 the leaders to the people they are leading.

00:50:42.620 But who's but they're not erasing like the Muslim people who show up or like they'll 0.94

00:50:47.600 they'll get to them.

00:50:48.380 Don't worry.

00:50:48.840 They can knock anybody.

00:50:49.720 Just letting them do their thing for a bit.

00:50:51.420 OK, chaos to get weird.

00:50:53.140 People go, oh, you can't control the thing.

00:50:54.900 No, chaos is the control that people not get it.

00:50:57.580 You got it's in Pliny's treatise or something.

00:51:01.700 The treatise on the Gauls.

00:51:04.560 Maybe I want is it Pliny or is it Marcus?

00:51:07.620 It's a Roman emperor talking about how he divided the barbarian tribes against each

00:51:12.860 other, which is what they did here. 0.99

00:51:14.640 George Floyd was a paid for NGO system to to kick up racial shit. 0.99

00:51:21.700 There's that black kid that stabbed a white kid story now that and I watch what comes in 1.00

00:51:26.000 on my feed. 0.56

00:51:27.060 And, you know, I don't know.

00:51:29.120 Look, I don't know the details of that story.

00:51:31.040 I just know that I hope the person who has the closest pigment to my pigment is vindicated.

00:51:38.560 I think that's fair.

00:51:40.220 And I think that's fair.

00:51:41.680 You can watch them trying to hype that up.

00:51:43.820 I think we all know what happened.

00:51:44.760 I think I'm just going to say, do I have to tell you which race did it? 0.92

00:51:49.740 It's not the one I'm in that dude, that story.

00:51:53.900 And I'm sure there's all more to the story.

00:51:56.160 I'm not saying who's what guilty.

00:51:57.960 Hey, he's guilty.

00:51:58.600 But the everyone trying to like it's nonstop.

00:52:03.420 Oh, this is the perfect thing. 0.96

00:52:04.940 We can continue this retard battle of like, see, they're all bad. 1.00

00:52:09.880 And that's, I mean, that's control.

00:52:12.360 That's why you have groups.

00:52:13.840 One reason I love having you on my, I mean, so I feel like I, you know, when you're doing

00:52:19.640 something and then you go, I don't want to do this because it doesn't like, I think people

00:52:23.500 don't understand that now that a lot of the time when I'm being paid to do a job, I feel

00:52:26.980 that very early in the process.

00:52:28.860 Right.

00:52:29.220 I don't tell my employers because they don't want to hear that.

00:52:32.360 Yeah.

00:52:32.680 I mean, I do it, but oh, the feeling of like, I don't want to do this.

00:52:36.140 Yeah.

00:52:36.680 My job.

00:52:37.360 I mean, that's why I really give me the money.

00:52:39.340 I feel like I have some fans that they want to believe so bad.

00:52:43.780 And once, if you take them to that extreme and then you go, oh, they're okay.

00:52:47.160 And then they just, you're like, I'm not there.

00:52:49.960 I'm actually over here.

00:52:51.500 And just in terms of like, you know, being super opinionated versus your opinion being

00:52:59.100 I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

00:53:01.160 And I don't want to take a step back.

00:53:01.800 Oh, okay.

00:53:02.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:53:02.280 That's a good way.

00:53:03.000 You just brought up a great thing.

00:53:05.380 So I didn't, my girlfriend says, cause somebody else has taught, you know, the thing of

00:53:09.300 like not wanting to know stuff.

00:53:10.980 And the reason is if you start looking at things, you will be forced to make judgments.

00:53:17.300 So that's why people don't like to know because they're like, I don't have a dog in this fight.

00:53:21.700 Not even that I don't want to know.

00:53:22.720 It's more that I do want to know.

00:53:24.200 And I don't want to perpetuate an opinion that doesn't like, you know what I'm like, I just

00:53:30.080 don't want to be had.

00:53:31.200 I don't want to be tricked.

00:53:32.040 Right.

00:53:32.380 I'm not, I'm not that dude.

00:53:34.340 It took me 20 years to figure out.

00:53:35.940 Knowing, but not being, making up your mind on what to believe.

00:53:39.320 Well, believe don't have none.

00:53:41.240 Look, believe doesn't really enter into it.

00:53:44.080 I can look at the thing.

00:53:45.820 Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

00:53:47.840 Right.

00:53:48.240 So it's not my beliefs.

00:53:50.420 Like, I wouldn't even bring that into it.

00:53:53.580 I'm just saying like, you know how UFOs, like I believe.

00:53:56.800 I don't know.

00:53:57.740 Why would I believe in something going on?

00:53:59.820 But I don't, it doesn't, you have to learn.

00:54:03.400 Like, I believe more in UFOs now than I did 10 years ago.

00:54:07.380 Like as a kid.

00:54:08.580 Do you believe in unidentified flying objects?

00:54:11.100 Well, that, I mean, I believe that there's either, it's either the government or testing

00:54:15.240 or it's like extra, but I believe there's some weird thing that happens.

00:54:19.400 I've seen, I saw.

00:54:20.560 Yeah, sure.

00:54:20.860 Wait, but look, just saying UFOs, number one.

00:54:23.520 But you have to learn how to let it not change your life.

00:54:26.860 You can't just be like.

00:54:27.800 Well, I don't look at whatever happens, happens.

00:54:30.220 But look, UFOs, first of all.

00:54:33.780 Yeah.

00:54:33.960 There's objects that can't be identified that are flying.

00:54:36.560 So it's not, those exist.

00:54:38.720 It just hasn't been identified.

00:54:40.040 So already the language has been manipulated to where the shorthand is grotesquely incorrect

00:54:46.680 and it creates a false framework.

00:54:49.060 Those are absolutely real.

00:54:50.600 They couldn't identify them, but they, that's how they have specialists in language.

00:54:56.080 So it's called a spell, by the way, it's magic, right?

00:54:59.920 That's what it's called spelling.

00:55:01.860 No, writing it down and storing information outside your head.

00:55:05.760 And when that came out, not everybody could do it.

00:55:08.300 Only some people could read.

00:55:10.180 So now when lots of people can read, you can manifest things on paper.

00:55:15.380 Yeah.

00:55:15.780 I mean, I manifested a lot of props for TV shows and I was like, that's amazing.

00:55:19.020 I thought it's something half-assed and they had to make it.

00:55:21.500 And it's like here now, you know, and if you don't make it, somebody will make it.

00:55:25.240 The thoughts out there.

00:55:26.200 Is that what you're saying?

00:55:26.980 No, no.

00:55:27.500 Well, no.

00:55:28.060 But yeah, it's that, that, but that's not what I'm saying.

00:55:30.100 Um, um, so then first of all, it's UAP now.

00:55:33.620 It's not UFO.

00:55:34.560 Yeah.

00:55:35.120 Phenomenal.

00:55:35.380 Now that the government officially said there's these things that we don't know what they are

00:55:38.720 that aren't ours, which is so, this is a lame, but that's huge that the government said that

00:55:44.900 that's enormous that they said that.

00:55:46.640 Okay.

00:55:47.780 So now the thing of like, I don't really believe that's established.

00:55:51.340 There's a thing, but they don't know what it is. 0.98

00:55:54.680 Shut up. 0.95

00:55:55.260 Why did he change the name to, to UAP on identified aerial phenomena? 0.98

00:56:00.660 Because sometimes they go, they, they're flying, they go in the water, they're trans medium. 1.00

00:56:06.460 And so we had to change the name to UAP.

00:56:08.640 No, that's a rebranding.

00:56:10.440 You just said UFO because that's the thing, you know, there is no reason to change that 1.00

00:56:15.400 term unless you assholes, you're a lie. 1.00

00:56:18.620 You're, you're doing a little bit of a rebrand to sell the same bullshit to a new generation 1.00

00:56:23.180 of suckers. 1.00

00:56:24.420 Okay.

00:56:25.440 Right.

00:56:25.780 There's a thing that we don't get to know what it is.

00:56:28.860 Sure.

00:56:29.380 I believe that.

00:56:30.420 I mean, it's not belief.

00:56:31.500 I know that.

00:56:32.540 And then there, they got a team of like writers, like, like, 0.94

00:56:36.460 uh, JJ Abrams fucking mystery box school of writing, you know, JJ Abrams mystery box. 0.58

00:56:43.660 So I lost was, it was like, Oh, that you go in the magic shop and there's a box and 0.98

00:56:48.180 it says mystery box, 25 cents and you could open it up and maybe there's something good.

00:56:52.600 It is part of creative process to come up with the story of like a little bit each, you

00:56:57.220 know, that's how he came up with like, well, he does a Ted talk and he goes, and it could

00:57:01.480 be something stupid or maybe it's something great, but the not knowing the mystery, you 0.98

00:57:05.940 know, you get the point either way, a Jew made money. 1.00

00:57:09.500 That's not what he said, but no, but the thing of lost Ted talk, if you notice that 0.98

00:57:15.160 Scientology, that Z new shit, when you pay your way up the ladder and find out the ultimate 0.99

00:57:20.300 truth of Z new and it's a lot like lost where you're like, Oh, this is getting intriguing. 0.99

00:57:25.200 Right. 0.98

00:57:26.140 And then at the end of loss, you're like, what the fuck was this? 0.98

00:57:28.800 Did you even know where this was going? 0.99

00:57:30.440 That's a problem with Scientology.

00:57:31.860 L Ron Hubbard hadn't written the final George R.

00:57:35.720 He's like George R. 0.99

00:57:36.400 Martin got all fat and lazy partying and didn't finish the fucking books. 0.99

00:57:40.960 So, and, and now because they made it a religion, nobody's qualified to just finish the story. 1.00

00:57:45.720 So they had to use his fucking druggy napkin jottings to come up with what it is. 0.99

00:57:51.060 Hilarious. 0.99

00:57:52.380 But it's all the same.

00:57:53.420 It's all mystery schools.

00:57:54.720 So that's like the cult of Mithras in Rome that they say that Christianity is, I don't

00:58:00.120 think it is borrowing from, I think Mithras appropriated, but what I think the Christ story

00:58:04.740 is and not invented by Rome to me, I think it's a extreme populism because for it to take

00:58:11.060 off like that, you know, archeologically or whatever, I don't know if you could prove

00:58:15.620 Jesus was even a real guy from, but that belief system spreading that quickly.

00:58:21.220 No, I don't believe it came from a Roman emperor artificially. 0.99

00:58:25.280 Look, they couldn't make Kamala fucking Harris happen here and all this other bullshit. 0.99

00:58:29.420 They don't have the, that's, that was like some form of populism that Jesus thing. 0.99

00:58:33.120 And that is a very scary.

00:58:34.600 And what do you do with populism?

00:58:35.720 How do you control it?

00:58:36.920 We got to divide people again.

00:58:38.840 Yeah.

00:58:39.020 Those populism means they all stopped fighting each other and fought.

00:58:41.220 You can't be having that.

00:58:43.780 So I think that's what the, I don't know what the true story was.

00:58:47.460 Okay.

00:58:48.200 Maybe it, maybe it's just what it says.

00:58:49.960 Maybe it's not.

00:58:50.880 With UAP?

00:58:52.240 With Jesus.

00:58:53.120 Oh.

00:58:53.300 But it's connected to that.

00:58:54.620 Apparently.

00:58:55.620 Does the other.

00:58:55.980 Is it actually? 0.99

00:58:57.320 How the fuck? 0.99

00:58:57.800 Well, they all saw. 0.99

00:58:59.120 I tried to go look into this for a joke for a podcast.

00:59:02.220 Okay.

00:59:02.660 What are the, what's the lore right now?

00:59:05.300 You know, of like all the alien races.

00:59:06.860 I know there's some Nordics and some, but then I heard of the tall whites, which are 1.00

00:59:10.880 not the Nordics.

00:59:11.640 And then there's the tall gray.

00:59:13.020 So I was, I wanted to know what their racisms are of aliens, you know, because the tall white 0.86

00:59:18.060 story is really funny because they're really tall and like paper white and they're like

00:59:21.980 super, we're, first of all, we're as strong as guerrillas compared to them.

00:59:26.320 And if you even like touch on them, they'd kill you on the spot. 0.95

00:59:28.900 And it's like the tall whites. 0.86

00:59:30.840 Oh, this is the, an alien race that this guy said, but his description was so funny.

00:59:35.260 It was so, it was so funny because they were like, I'm like, this sounds like King Leopold

00:59:40.560 in the Congo.

00:59:41.740 Like I've heard this story before where some taller, whiter creatures come and they look 0.98

00:59:45.640 at you like half an animal.

00:59:47.740 It sounds like that.

00:59:48.900 And it was making me laugh.

00:59:49.980 So I started looking into it. 0.99

00:59:51.260 Then all of a sudden there's this bizarre overlap with fucking satanic ritual abuse and 0.99

00:59:57.420 a UFO of God. 0.99

00:59:59.580 That book that just came out from a Chris Bledsoe and there's a picture of Jesus on it.

01:00:04.360 And then it was connected with Gnosticism.

01:00:06.620 Dude, the connections are, that got really strange. 0.99

01:00:09.700 And I'm like, what the fuck is all this? 0.97

01:00:11.240 And then it started to look to me like when I would write for TV and you, they do focus 1.00

01:00:15.760 groups because we're talking, it's all people talking about the same shit, same movie, but 0.98

01:00:21.580 with a different ending, right? 0.98

01:00:23.280 One's the alien ending, same details. 0.81

01:00:26.060 You get kidnapped, sexually assaulted in some form. 1.00

01:00:30.060 You get fucking a lecture about environmentalism and then they erase your memory. 0.99

01:00:37.120 The commonalities between, well, the satanic ritual abuse one is even worse, but it's the 0.99

01:00:41.240 same theme, this guilt trip for being alive. 1.00

01:00:44.560 When will humans, see this bullshit, I don't go for it no more. 1.00

01:00:48.880 When will humans stop fighting? 1.00

01:00:51.480 Well, you, I know the second that happens, you will have to destroy most of the humans 1.00

01:00:55.560 because there's nothing that the people who lead the humans, I think they're just silly 1.00

01:01:00.460 humans myself. 0.87

01:01:01.720 I'm sure they believe there's some kind of special thing though, right?

01:01:05.460 Because here's how I know they think that because we still have royalty like that still

01:01:09.660 exists.

01:01:10.860 Why does that exist at all?

01:01:14.400 Anyone? 0.97

01:01:15.300 Why the fuck does that even exist? 0.97

01:01:18.740 Yeah, that's why. 0.97

01:01:20.620 Like how in Venmo, like, why are you paying someone?

01:01:23.260 Oh, well, here's all my personal business.

01:01:25.340 I tried to look that up.

01:01:26.340 Why do they do that?

01:01:27.180 It's fun.

01:01:27.800 It's said because it's fun.

01:01:30.100 Well, what's better?

01:01:31.100 I mean, the royal family or the Islamic? 0.90

01:01:33.860 Dude, don't blame the lizard people. 0.72

01:01:35.960 Oh, the lizard bloodline, obsessed with bloodlines. 1.00

01:01:38.460 No, you are a motherfucker. 1.00

01:01:39.580 Everybody I know is obsessed with their seed and their fucking, like, I did my heritage 1.00

01:01:45.640 and I come from and whatever. 1.00

01:01:47.960 The irony is they destroy.

01:01:50.240 Having a flag.

01:01:50.940 You have slaves, you can destroy their heritage for them. 0.99

01:01:54.020 And eventually they probably would have on their own been like, I don't want to do all

01:01:57.340 this because people don't.

01:01:58.740 But then they created a more of a effect of like, well, now I'm going to wear a dashiki.

01:02:04.540 But white people do it now.

01:02:05.840 It's the same pattern over and over again.

01:02:08.020 So now the question is, why are they rolling out this new racial problem now?

01:02:11.900 Or why are they telling us about UAPs now?

01:02:15.440 You got to look at all the news events coincide, which I do because I'm on a new show.

01:02:19.560 So I look at everybody's crazy stories and then I know all the real news going on.

01:02:24.920 Because I mean, if you watch like cable news, you don't know anything.

01:02:27.400 You know less than nothing.

01:02:28.900 It's amazing.

01:02:30.020 Like if people watch CNN all day, do you ever watch it?

01:02:33.520 Not. 1.00

01:02:34.120 Or Fox or fucking any of them. 1.00

01:02:38.240 Yeah. 0.99

01:02:38.480 I usually I'm stuck on a tarmac or something on a plane and I'm sitting there watching

01:02:43.000 it and they run.

01:02:44.620 There's like, this is 24 hour news.

01:02:47.460 There's three stories that they have and they just say the same story.

01:02:51.880 Now we're going to say the same thing again with the same phrases in case maybe you missed

01:02:55.780 hearing the catchphrase.

01:02:57.120 Now a panel of people are going to repeat the catchphrase one after another.

01:03:00.540 If you haven't looked, it's like the best news is like a guy with a grainy webcam.

01:03:05.500 Who's like, I don't care about production at all.

01:03:06.940 What I care about is the information I'm getting. 0.99

01:03:09.100 Are you fucking and it's not really that hard to tell. 0.99

01:03:13.100 Like my dad watches literally just some guy like he speaks Russian, but he just watches 1.00

01:03:16.980 like a Russian guy with a grainy video in the dark being like, you should go and like

01:03:21.300 it's way more accurate.

01:03:23.240 Yeah.

01:03:24.420 He's probably exactly right to do that.

01:03:26.080 I don't know who that is, but the Russians have a saying about like, if you want to know

01:03:30.840 like there's your country's news. 0.98

01:03:32.980 You want to know how other countries are fucked up. 0.99

01:03:34.460 You have yours. 1.00

01:03:34.820 If you want to know how yours is fucked up, watch their news. 0.99

01:03:37.760 And that's an old Russian thing is you watch the enemy's news to see what your country 0.99

01:03:42.440 is.

01:03:43.160 And why do you do that?

01:03:44.240 So you could compare notes. 0.98

01:03:46.060 So RT that they banned here because of Ukraine, like I give a fuck about Ukraine and don't 0.98

01:03:51.860 tell me what I could watch. 1.00

01:03:52.820 You fuck it. 1.00

01:03:53.540 Why can't I see RT? 1.00

01:03:55.640 Well, you might hear propaganda.

01:03:57.400 Yeah.

01:03:57.580 I would like to hear it.

01:03:58.800 You don't like everything's propaganda coming at me.

01:04:02.100 You don't like competition.

01:04:03.400 I like, here's how you defend propaganda.

01:04:05.340 You make sure there's a healthy free market of competition of propaganda. 0.95

01:04:09.480 Well, they just know that all of the propaganda we're making is like gay. 0.98

01:04:14.100 So it's not as well. 0.92

01:04:15.160 You'll ruin my lies with your lies, but I want to hear basically they're saying we can't

01:04:20.100 compete with your propaganda because ours seems more fake.

01:04:24.020 We absolutely can compete and they just don't want to.

01:04:27.040 Our propaganda is better.

01:04:28.880 Now we have independent propaganda.

01:04:31.420 Like what?

01:04:32.200 Well, what do you mean independent?

01:04:33.940 I mean, Tucker Carlson could, you know, he's not necessarily propaganda, but I'm saying

01:04:38.980 that he's going to like all the stories you're talking about that like other people are covering

01:04:45.480 it and then other people find it.

01:04:47.020 Well, I would say because anything can be propaganda, even if it's true.

01:04:50.760 Whoever people like or don't like on the thing for whatever, and Tucker Carlson, who I was

01:04:57.360 never a fan of until now, but I'm listening to it.

01:05:01.240 I like, you know, I've listened to it.

01:05:03.300 I'm not, I'm not.

01:05:03.820 No, no, but here's what I'm trying to say.

01:05:06.220 Everybody's got an opinion. 0.99

01:05:07.340 See, what you're supposed to do is get hung up on like personal shit all the time. 1.00

01:05:12.060 Soap opera shit. 1.00

01:05:12.820 And you're supposed to, I want to know what he's saying. 1.00

01:05:14.540 So when he went and got interviewed Putin, it was a very long interview.

01:05:18.380 Okay.

01:05:18.640 And sure enough after the end, but I watched the whole thing.

01:05:22.860 Okay.

01:05:23.960 And I'm sure enough. 0.98

01:05:25.440 Like, I guess the first thing is like, Oh, he gave this long history fucking thing. 0.95

01:05:29.900 And it's like, that's just some trick to this. 0.99

01:05:32.160 You know, first of all, that's how retarded this country is that you're supposed to be 1.00

01:05:37.380 in sound bites and like how Trump has those three letter slogans like you're supposed to 0.83

01:05:41.740 do. 1.00

01:05:42.480 That's why people are stupid. 1.00

01:05:44.040 It's America's fault. 1.00

01:05:45.380 America's stupid. 1.00

01:05:46.160 It's not the people, the people in charge want you stupid. 1.00

01:05:50.220 So you are, it's not that you have to. 1.00

01:05:52.720 And a lot of people are not anymore because they got locked down and there wasn't anything 0.99

01:05:56.140 to do, but look into shit. 0.98

01:05:58.100 So I listened to the whole thing and then I realized, and I'm trying to tell this to 0.99

01:06:02.420 my friend, uh, Ben, um, he used to be on the last, my friend BB, uh, well, I know him

01:06:09.580 as J Jonah.

01:06:11.240 I know his alias, Ben Ety, but yes, his rap name.

01:06:15.980 Um, but, uh, Ben Kissel and Ben, who's got feelings about Russia for some reason.

01:06:20.660 No, you couldn't tell me why though.

01:06:23.500 He just like America, he's a smart dude. 1.00

01:06:26.360 So it's bizarre that he had, he goes, Oh, fuck that guy. 1.00

01:06:30.040 They're one thing. 1.00

01:06:31.040 And I mean, wait, wait, wait, but I'm like, I'm guilty of that.

01:06:33.440 I couldn't even finish what I was saying because he knee jerk was like, I don't want to hear

01:06:37.620 that problem.

01:06:38.180 Why wouldn't you want to hear it?

01:06:39.200 I want to hear it.

01:06:40.340 And you know what I learned from listening to it was Putin has no idea when that interview 0.99

01:06:45.080 was done, Putin said he genuinely, and I believe him a hundred percent has no idea who the fuck 0.92

01:06:51.080 runs America because he's made deals with several people, presidents who said he wanted 0.96

01:06:56.720 to join NATO, right?

01:06:59.460 At least three or four times.

01:07:01.080 And Clinton said, that's a good idea.

01:07:02.800 And he came, no, he said, no, George W. Bush, who looked into his eyes and saw, and George

01:07:07.300 would be, Oh yeah, why not join NATO?

01:07:08.820 That would solve this problem.

01:07:10.200 No, we can't.

01:07:11.340 And it's like, well, I don't know who I'm supposed to make a deal with.

01:07:13.860 That's what I took from what he was saying.

01:07:15.440 Oh, fair point, Putin.

01:07:17.000 Cause you know, Biden wasn't in charge. 1.00

01:07:19.980 That's obvious to any idiot. 1.00

01:07:21.720 And now the nerve of these fucking people, they're all writing books about the conspiracy 1.00

01:07:27.240 to hide Biden's fucking brain is full of holes. 1.00

01:07:32.720 You, that you don't even deserve to call it, it can be called a conspiracy. 1.00

01:07:36.180 Do you think you hid that? 1.00

01:07:37.860 Do these idiots think they hid that from anyone who isn't mind controlled by the TV? 1.00

01:07:41.760 Do you think Trump would want to make that deal? 1.00

01:07:43.860 What deal?

01:07:44.600 With Putin?

01:07:45.960 They, they might buy Pat.

01:07:47.540 I want him.

01:07:49.180 Well, I don't know. 0.99

01:07:50.200 But on this, I think he should buy, cause all that minerals from Ukraine shit was why 1.00

01:07:54.280 we had to murder all those Ukrainians and grind them up into hamburger meat in a war that 1.00

01:07:58.320 they could never have won on purpose. 0.97

01:07:59.800 Cause minerals, y'all I'll be Lindsey Graham, but Ukraine's got a lot of minerals.

01:08:05.120 You don't want Russia to get them. 0.97

01:08:06.820 Guess what?

01:08:07.140 Russia has more than them and they'll do a trade deal with us and we can get them.

01:08:10.660 The minerals.

01:08:11.220 Trump wants.

01:08:11.680 I don't think there's a way that they could have, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

01:08:14.800 The Trump, the minerals Ukraine has supposedly, we don't know.

01:08:18.400 First of all, they promised them to England.

01:08:20.480 That's why what's his name? 0.94

01:08:21.900 Bojo fucked up the peace talks early on. 0.94

01:08:24.880 They were about to have a peace deal and Boris Johnson said, don't do it. 0.96

01:08:28.100 Fight on.

01:08:29.380 Okay.

01:08:30.000 So because he had sold, they made a deal that UK gets the minerals.

01:08:34.520 Then Trump goes, you got to give us the minerals, which will just void you. 0.99

01:08:37.320 We fuck UK, I guess. 0.99

01:08:38.900 And here's the, here's the joke. 1.00

01:08:40.600 The minerals are probably not in the parts that Ukraine controls.

01:08:44.480 They're probably in Donbass.

01:08:47.320 So that's why they couldn't stop shelling the Donbass.

01:08:51.520 That's why we paid Nazis to draw Russia into a war. 0.91

01:08:54.560 We hope would be a quagmire of Vietnam for them. 1.00

01:08:57.760 We, that was the strategy of our game theories, psychopath, loser, dipshit world leaders. 1.00

01:09:04.080 And it works so well that Russia's not only winning the war, they've been winning the whole 1.00

01:09:08.100 time.

01:09:08.780 Ukraine has never, never been winning the war. 1.00

01:09:11.400 Are you all idiots? 1.00

01:09:12.920 Why would it be going on this long? 1.00

01:09:14.460 If Ukraine was winning, remember how we couldn't beat a smaller country? 1.00

01:09:19.500 Like it's just so stupid. 0.99

01:09:21.700 Isn't there, I mean, unless I'm wrong, but haven't there been more Russians that have 1.00

01:09:28.200 died than Ukrainians? 0.88

01:09:29.300 All the numbers are a lie, but a lot of Russians have died.

01:09:32.100 That's a fact because the, uh, that artillery warfare that we haven't seen for many years. 1.00

01:09:37.740 We've seen where we send, uh, teams of killers to go kill fucking cavemen. 0.99

01:09:43.600 You know, some can, can jump like mountain goats. 0.99

01:09:45.960 So it's kind of hard, but that ain't world war two artillery history. 1.00

01:09:49.460 And these motherfuckers are doing that. 1.00

01:09:51.180 The thing is Maddie's friend from Estonia was, I was like, what do you think about Russia? 1.00

01:09:54.620 He's like, he's medieval country. 0.59

01:09:57.040 Yeah.

01:09:57.480 Well, Estonia is the fancier Dracula country of all the Dracula countries.

01:10:00.780 It is, but anyway, they don't want to take over all of Ukraine.

01:10:05.400 They didn't want Donbass.

01:10:08.140 Donbass, half of Ukraine speaks Russian.

01:10:10.800 So it, you understand?

01:10:12.280 Probably more than half.

01:10:13.820 Okay.

01:10:14.100 So there's a part of the population.

01:10:16.020 Part of them is ethnically Russian, but I think all of them speak Russian.

01:10:19.500 Yeah.

01:10:19.740 It's not really.

01:10:20.540 Oh, by the way, it's the Ukraine.

01:10:21.800 It's not Ukraine. 0.79

01:10:22.500 It's the Ukraine. 0.61

01:10:23.980 Remember how they corrected everybody?

01:10:25.160 And they changed the spelling of Kiev to Kev.

01:10:28.380 I'm not calling it Kev.

01:10:29.560 That was like one of those Mandela effect moments where I was like, you know, I used to remember

01:10:33.800 chicken Kiev.

01:10:34.940 Did you ever have chicken Kiev?

01:10:36.240 That's not the Mandela effect.

01:10:37.560 They changed just like UAP UFO.

01:10:40.600 Someone is deliberately doing subtle changes.

01:10:43.840 It's not the Mandela effect.

01:10:45.240 It's all language.

01:10:46.060 As soon as the war happened, it was kind of like how when it was coronavirus and then it

01:10:49.640 became whatever they kind of Ukraine, the Ukraine.

01:10:53.560 It means the borderlands.

01:10:55.260 So when they, so I was like always remembering like, oh yeah, it was the Ukraine.

01:10:59.700 Everybody said the Ukraine. 0.97

01:11:00.900 I thought it was just an ignorant American that didn't know. 0.96

01:11:03.500 No, they just like the definition of vaccine in the dictionary, they changed. 0.97

01:11:08.640 They took out that it's supposed to give you immunity.

01:11:10.760 They took that out.

01:11:11.560 I think it just, they, you know, let's, let's respect their culture and let's say it properly.

01:11:16.940 It's not their culture.

01:11:17.640 It's made up.

01:11:18.880 It wasn't.

01:11:19.760 That's what I thought it was, but it was not that it was a deliberate.

01:11:24.020 Verbal, like little, like USAID, USAID is not USAID.

01:11:29.040 It's USAID, but they color the A and the I and the D the same color.

01:11:34.900 So you think it's that.

01:11:36.060 So you, oh, they're just giving aid.

01:11:37.940 No, it's, um, our gangster economic warfare department. 0.99

01:11:42.200 The reason everything's fucked. 1.00

01:11:44.220 Now, if I know this shit as a moron, because 20 years ago, if you told me any of this, I 1.00

01:11:49.220 would not want to hear it. 1.00

01:11:50.100 And I tell you, shut your fucking mouth. 1.00

01:11:51.520 Probably like, you understand, but now to fall for it now, I don't know how you do that. 1.00

01:11:58.040 I'm not that bright.

01:11:59.520 And I am like, oh, I guess I noticed we lost all the things.

01:12:03.520 Remember nothing went how they said to do like once Al Qaeda is in charge of Syria, like

01:12:10.300 that is better than Assad, which it is not.

01:12:13.200 Uh, that's insane because people had their limbs blown off fighting Al Qaeda.

01:12:18.620 And now we're friends with Al Qaeda again. 0.89

01:12:21.040 Oh, by the way, we created Al Qaeda. 0.98

01:12:22.900 That's just public knowledge.

01:12:24.180 It was in Rambo three.

01:12:25.660 You might actually be president in like 15 years.

01:12:28.980 What?

01:12:29.340 It's like of what president of what?

01:12:32.320 I would never be a leader in nothing. 1.00

01:12:34.220 I don't believe in none of this shit. 1.00

01:12:35.900 I was told God was going to kill all he is by now. 1.00

01:12:38.380 And, um, I can just see, I hope he, you know, explaining that on a podium and people 0.99

01:12:43.380 being like, he's fucking right.

01:12:44.820 And then we just save it for the podcast. 0.95

01:12:47.260 Also podium, I would never want to do that.

01:12:49.780 I would never want to give a speech somewhere like that.

01:12:52.180 I would do Jimmy got his phone hacked, his iPhone hacked on a plane, uh, with Pegasus 1.00

01:12:58.680 software, uh, which is, are you know how insane that is to get through two factor

01:13:03.540 authentication?

01:13:04.380 He has security people for his, uh, set up for the show. 0.98

01:13:08.540 And, uh, cause if you do talk about political shit, especially that, and America was allowing 0.98

01:13:14.340 Ukrainian, whatever their fucking CIA is, uh, through the FBI, I don't get how that works. 0.99

01:13:20.700 We're allowing them to censor people online here, put them on death. 0.99

01:13:23.960 Jimmy's on their death list, the Ukrainian, where they cross you off him and the guy from 1.00

01:13:27.720 Pink Floyd are on it.

01:13:28.700 Because they don't, because they didn't say what the war to happen.

01:13:32.460 Yeah.

01:13:33.000 Oh, you think Israel has too much influence?

01:13:34.680 Everybody don't.

01:13:35.880 And it does, but don't just focus on them. 0.99

01:13:38.960 Everybody that the rich assholes that run shit have deals with is more important than 1.00

01:13:44.260 you. 1.00

01:13:45.220 Everybody.

01:13:45.700 Like, uh, it, it, it takes a village.

01:13:50.460 It really takes a village.

01:13:52.340 What time do you go to bed?

01:13:53.780 Do you, do you find it hard to go?

01:13:55.700 I mean, I'm, I'm going to have a hard time.

01:13:58.400 No, I pass right out, dude.

01:13:59.480 I'm a sleepy old man.

01:14:00.840 So none of this stuff, which is, which I, which I really like about, you know, listening

01:14:06.160 to you and, and you as a person is like, you have a lot of knowledge, but you don't

01:14:10.640 let anything kind of bother you.

01:14:12.540 You know what I mean?

01:14:13.280 Like that, I believe in God.

01:14:15.680 So that's why if you don't, I don't know what to tell you, I guess maybe try to make

01:14:21.400 this stuff work out.

01:14:22.200 So, cause Joe said to me, like, he goes like, when you'd be afraid of something, I'm like,

01:14:26.440 dude, I hope somebody killed me.

01:14:27.440 Cause I said something. 0.99

01:14:28.860 I don't know.

01:14:29.740 I can't wait to tell God on you.

01:14:31.680 I cannot wait to snitch to God about what you just did.

01:14:35.580 If somebody killed me for saying the truth, what better way would there be? 0.51

01:14:39.360 Go out of the world. 1.00

01:14:40.240 Then for that, where you died, like, cause you did the right fucking thing. 0.99

01:14:44.920 Cause you know, I don't really, I haven't really lived right most of my life. 0.99

01:14:48.900 So most of the times I'm going to die. 0.98

01:14:50.120 I was just going to be my own dumb fault, you know?

01:14:52.680 So that's, so it sounds like you're a little scared.

01:14:55.300 Actually, well, what did you say, dude?

01:14:57.980 I got a car accident.

01:14:59.980 No, well, but I would never wait in, dude, you're literally the game's rigged and you

01:15:05.360 would never be allowed to be like, like Bernie Sanders, I'm sure was sincere at some point.

01:15:10.460 Um, you know, there's a wild politicians get, I mean, there's supposedly he has a, but there's

01:15:17.920 no way to verify this, but a bunch of people who've been abused by these politicians, because

01:15:22.280 I'll tell you what is real.

01:15:23.960 Okay.

01:15:24.640 Dave Smith just said this to a robo Lex, you know, Lex Friedman, the guy who, for some

01:15:30.100 reason, YouTube's like, Oh, is your YouTube running?

01:15:33.400 You should probably catch up on your Lex Friedman's.

01:15:35.460 I'm going to, cause I, I have to have sound to go to sleep, like from the TV, just from

01:15:41.160 being on the road.

01:15:41.840 And I guess the damage done by, to my dopamine receptors.

01:15:45.740 Yeah.

01:15:46.560 I mean, that might be why I can't sleep without something pumping into my head.

01:15:50.560 Is that a good sign?

01:15:52.320 So it always plays Lex Friedman.

01:15:54.460 And boy, does he put me right up.

01:15:56.320 The following is a something a good nap.

01:15:58.540 It sure is.

01:15:59.700 But Davey Smith is talking to him and he just brought up a great thing about like the, here's

01:16:04.800 the Epstein thing for nationalists.

01:16:07.560 Who cares about the flight logs? 1.00

01:16:09.820 You have videotapes of people doing shit. 0.99

01:16:12.640 Who's on those? 1.00

01:16:13.940 Are they being a rat? 1.00

01:16:15.080 Why aren't you parading them up and down the fucking street? 1.00

01:16:18.980 What a great get to catch them national security. 1.00

01:16:22.320 So running on a sex trafficking operation of children of American children is a matter of

01:16:30.460 national security.

01:16:31.400 So just that fact alone, Dave didn't say this part, but it was great that he put it that

01:16:36.660 way because it really makes it clear. 0.99

01:16:38.980 That fact alone, you should be like, fuck this government until I know exactly. 1.00

01:16:43.200 I don't believe in none of this shit. 1.00

01:16:45.280 How fucking dare you for national security think you could do something like that? 1.00

01:16:49.120 And what country was it for? 0.99

01:16:51.720 I mean, it was CIA and Mossad, even though besides mean to the CIA, they're one fucking 0.99

01:16:57.220 thing. 0.99

01:16:57.800 Okay.

01:16:58.280 In fact, in my five and six, they're all really one thing at the end of the day together. 0.98

01:17:04.140 Scumbags. 0.89

01:17:05.000 And why is anyone cool with that? 0.93

01:17:07.520 Because you saw Marvel movies that tell you it's a great, they always tell you it's such

01:17:11.700 a dangerous world out there.

01:17:13.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:13.660 Because of you asshole. 1.00

01:17:15.060 That's what every gangster says. 1.00

01:17:16.980 Oh, I got to do this because I don't want to, but the streets, you're directly participating

01:17:22.560 in the problem. 0.99

01:17:24.120 And then most of the problems are blowback from the evil shit you just did. 1.00

01:17:28.460 And I'm supposed to thank you for your fucking service because you went to go dismantle a 1.00

01:17:33.520 terrorist group that you created asshole. 1.00

01:17:37.200 But we're all going to pretend, I guess, go to football and you see the jet fly overhead 1.00

01:17:41.560 and then you dumb fuck brains programmed, right? 1.00

01:17:43.860 Do you still have fun at a football game? 1.00

01:17:47.040 I've never had fun.

01:17:48.740 First of all, I'm from Cleveland originally and my dad every Sunday was miserable watching

01:17:54.580 the Browns.

01:17:55.180 So I never emotionally connected.

01:17:57.100 I just saw an unhappy dad watching the Browns. 0.99

01:17:59.840 Not to mention it's fucking, how long is football? 0.99

01:18:02.240 Dude, it's four quarters. 0.99

01:18:03.600 So that should be an hour of football.

01:18:05.320 It's how long?

01:18:06.120 Three hours.

01:18:07.280 I don't watch it, but I'm not against it. 1.00

01:18:09.940 Oh shit. 1.00

01:18:10.300 But you got, oh yeah, I got to go. 1.00

01:18:13.940 Wait.

01:18:16.420 Well, I'm sorry.

01:18:17.660 I'm getting blasted.

01:18:18.820 Wait, wait, wait.

01:18:20.540 Let me, oh, I don't know why I'm saying wait to you.

01:18:23.200 No, make everyone wait while I, viewers, please.

01:18:27.340 I'm texting my girlfriend.

01:18:30.300 Does it affect your comedy?

01:18:31.900 I saw your set the other night.

01:18:33.100 It was very funny.

01:18:34.200 All my comedy, I try to, I'm only talking about this because this isn't like comedy.

01:18:39.520 I mean, this is the other thing.

01:18:41.740 I don't know how people that don't want to know about things write jokes because the way

01:18:44.740 I get jokes is discovery channel pothead knowledge.

01:18:48.760 So I want to, I want to like watch as many things or just absorb as much information. 0.99

01:18:55.740 You don't even have to read the shit. 0.99

01:18:56.960 No, dude, you really don't even have to read anymore. 0.99

01:18:59.800 Most of the books now I listened to them on the plane, you know, cause my eyes are going

01:19:04.020 and this thing was like, oh, you want the screen dimmer even more dim?

01:19:07.940 Like, no, I need a brighter, please. 0.99

01:19:08.980 I have old ass fucking ruined eyes. 0.99

01:19:11.900 Anyway. 1.00

01:19:12.260 So you don't read, but no, I do, but I listen, read, I I'm a very fat, I'm good at, I'm like

01:19:18.560 a very fast reader.

01:19:19.800 So Sam Talon told me he reads like three books a month.

01:19:23.960 I was like, that's crazy.

01:19:25.380 That seems like reasonable.

01:19:26.660 Is that reasonable?

01:19:27.460 Well, I don't measure it like that. 1.00

01:19:28.760 I measure it in shits. 0.99

01:19:29.680 Like how many shits will this book take me? 1.00

01:19:31.280 Like three pages. 0.99

01:19:32.220 Dude, I could read like Douglas Murray's book in three shits. 0.99

01:19:34.800 Not even probably two shits. 0.99

01:19:37.640 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:38.200 I, I mean, I read books on the phone.

01:19:40.080 I always get like 20, 30% into something.

01:19:42.440 I just go, eh, I have a hard time with that.

01:19:46.600 But with what?

01:19:47.780 With just finishing a book.

01:19:49.980 Like I'll read, I'll read one book and then I'll find another book and want to read that.

01:19:54.020 Oh yeah.

01:19:54.560 No, no.

01:19:55.020 I, I skip around a lot.

01:19:56.520 I don't like, um, it depends what I'm reading.

01:19:58.420 If it's a, you know, if it was like fiction or something, I would read the whole book and

01:20:03.160 write, but stuff where it's information, I'm, I have a, what do you call it?

01:20:08.800 ADD or I don't know.

01:20:10.400 I, I, but that's how I like, um, that's how I put things together.

01:20:16.080 Like I need to look at some and it'll remind me of another thing.

01:20:19.240 Kind of, you make a joke.

01:20:20.100 Right.

01:20:20.380 And then I've got to go research that thing.

01:20:23.580 And, um, then what happens usually is you start to notice the same, it's all the same 0.97

01:20:28.460 shit, you know, which is just no as any, it's like the same repeating pattern. 0.97

01:20:33.680 And it's funny. 0.99

01:20:34.600 You're like, it's like, I don't want to know too much.

01:20:36.320 And it's like, yeah, well that's, that's how you invest in Hawk to a coin.

01:20:40.200 I want to gamble. 0.99

01:20:41.220 It's like the lotto ticket of the fucking like Reddit fat. 0.99

01:20:45.520 So I don't know who's on there, like buying shit coin like that, but the people that make 0.99

01:20:49.120 those call them degenerate gamblers. 0.99

01:20:50.980 All the people that come up with shit coin, they go, yeah. 0.99

01:20:54.200 And that's how they justify what they're doing to you. 0.99

01:20:56.940 They just have the mob goes. 0.91

01:20:58.480 I like him because it degenerate. 0.99

01:21:00.320 You people, when it's usually a degenerate, that's nine times out of 10, some scumbag gangster 0.98

01:21:05.440 who is justifying doing this to people. 0.99

01:21:09.280 That's what they do. 0.88

01:21:10.360 They call you a degenerate. 0.99

01:21:11.940 It was a degenerate gambler, you know, a degenerate drug addict. 0.99

01:21:15.580 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:16.040 These are pieces of shit. 1.00

01:21:16.780 The guy's got, somebody's going to do, sell them their degenerate the shit. 1.00

01:21:20.520 Right. 1.00

01:21:20.980 Everything's mafia. 0.60

01:21:24.240 The England is a narco terror state from way back. 1.00

01:21:27.980 That's how they have their crown. 0.97

01:21:30.400 America is a narco terror state. 0.97

01:21:32.480 The fentanyl that Trump's going to send, you're going to send a spec ops in to stop.

01:21:37.700 You know why the cartels are like that?

01:21:39.100 Because we sent spec ops in and they trained them.

01:21:41.720 And then some of them just took over the cartels and made them so much worse because they're

01:21:46.260 trained with our Delta killer tactics that we use.

01:21:49.220 So bad. 1.00

01:21:51.160 And it's all run by the fucking CIA, by the way. 1.00

01:21:54.220 So Trump, are you going to invade Langley? 1.00

01:21:57.080 Why would you invade Mexico? 1.00

01:21:58.600 You see how stupid this is? 1.00

01:22:00.740 The Sean Ryan show. 1.00

01:22:02.120 Go watch Sean Ryan.

01:22:02.980 Tell you what he did.

01:22:03.560 Is there a solution?

01:22:06.000 Um, yes. 1.00

01:22:07.100 If everybody stopped being a fucking lying, sniveling coward, just, I'm trying to be this 1.00

01:22:15.240 much, just do just in comedy itself. 1.00

01:22:17.500 I'm blown away at the level of cowardice.

01:22:19.760 And I don't mean about what your jokes are.

01:22:21.600 I mean the cowardice of like, oh, that guy's important.

01:22:25.420 And I better like keep my mouth shut about this other person because they're standing next

01:22:29.500 to that guy.

01:22:30.720 And I, and I don't want him to be mad at me.

01:22:32.880 So if this person's a psychopath, I won't say anything because they're friends with this

01:22:36.940 person.

01:22:37.300 That's just, could you not do that?

01:22:39.620 That would change like politics in general.

01:22:42.700 I don't know.

01:22:44.060 I don't know what you call that. 1.00

01:22:45.120 I call that being a fucking cow. 0.99

01:22:47.480 So if every, so here's how you change it. 1.00

01:22:49.940 You want to be able to openly shit talk people into their face, which I don't disagree. 0.98

01:22:54.220 I mean, you know, people I'm talking about the politics shit. 0.99

01:22:57.300 Wasn't that what comedy was 15 years ago where people openly talk like that you think, or 0.97

01:23:01.920 has that changed?

01:23:02.680 Or do you think it's always been like that?

01:23:04.360 Dude, I hope, first of all, I don't care about the comedy scene.

01:23:07.340 You know, people, I know you're just using example, but like, um, um, I just do my, 0.65

01:23:12.200 I just want to laugh and I don't give a shit about any other aspect of anything. 0.97

01:23:14.880 So the, the, the parts that sucks is all the business part of it. 0.99

01:23:18.740 That's what sucks. 0.98

01:23:20.400 Okay. 1.00

01:23:20.920 And, uh, uh, so people have no business sense in your little stupid dream. 0.99

01:23:25.040 You know, the amount of people I know are like, well, Netflix is a joke is coming up 1.00

01:23:28.840 and I got to fly here to like, yeah, you still hoping for the, I did all that shit. 1.00

01:23:34.360 I did all the young comic shows and who gives a fucking shit. 0.98

01:23:38.540 And back when I was there, people, you, the, what you can do now is different than when 0.98

01:23:42.500 I started, you know, like, so other people were way ahead of me and like podcasts and

01:23:47.000 all that, you know, they say the podcast boom is over, but what's over is like, you're

01:23:51.800 a fake friend of somebody who's famous era.

01:23:54.340 Um, cause if people want content for the money, they don't want to just give money

01:23:57.940 out.

01:23:59.200 Um, I'm trying to find the address to give my girl.

01:24:01.640 Sorry.

01:24:02.060 I keep, Oh, here it is.

01:24:03.940 Um, so yeah, don't be a, don't, don't do a little fake things for cloud, whatever the 0.98

01:24:10.620 fuck, just to be honest. 0.97

01:24:12.520 Is that hard? 1.00

01:24:13.800 Literally like, like it's all you got. 0.94

01:24:15.540 Hey, Hey, that's fucked up when something's fucked up and not go, well, I don't want it. 0.98

01:24:20.580 So for example, there ain't shit, you think there's shit I could do about the Israel situation. 1.00

01:24:24.840 They're going to kill all them people. 1.00

01:24:26.260 Go ahead and use my money to do it. 0.99

01:24:28.720 It's your right to do that.

01:24:29.980 I know because there's literally no one you could vote for that will say we're not doing

01:24:33.860 that.

01:24:34.620 You know, these parties, Oh, Hitler's coming into office. 0.58

01:24:37.740 Is Hitler coming in? 0.90

01:24:38.940 Really?

01:24:39.840 Both parties love Israel so much.

01:24:42.160 You know, I don't remember when Hitler put on a kippah and kiss the wailing wall. 0.93

01:24:46.280 Do you?

01:24:46.980 Right.

01:24:47.540 So that's where you see it's fake is they're both together that no, no matter what, we're

01:24:51.680 going to say this is cool.

01:24:53.520 There's some information that's being held back for me about why that is like that.

01:24:57.900 Okay.

01:24:58.340 And I accept that.

01:24:59.460 Take my money and you go do that. 0.97

01:25:01.220 You're the, you're the experts.

01:25:02.640 But here's the thing. 0.99

01:25:03.940 I don't ever fucking want to hear about how bad Putin is or any Putin's a pussycat compared 0.99

01:25:10.120 to your buddy Netanyahu. 1.00

01:25:11.360 He's a sweet, sweet man compared to a little coke head fucking puppets. 1.00

01:25:16.140 I don't want to hear about the bad authoritarians of other countries ever the fuck again. 1.00

01:25:22.360 And all I will do, I'll do is run my yap about how I don't like it every time you stick 0.99

01:25:28.900 it in my face.

01:25:30.000 Okay.

01:25:30.560 So that's like I do.

01:25:31.460 If something bothers you about something like that, maybe don't, you know, keep it down

01:25:35.700 and to free the team.

01:25:37.120 Maybe abandon team sports mentality. 0.98

01:25:39.200 If you're not on a goddamn sports team or betting, I mean, if you're betting get go, 0.97

01:25:44.080 you got to go in, but, but maybe don't try to apply that to life when they tell you it's 0.99

01:25:48.380 a metaphor for life. 0.98

01:25:49.500 What mind control running around the same fucking bases over and over again for nothing. 0.99

01:25:55.480 I guess it is like life, isn't it? 0.99

01:25:57.080 Pushing an agenda that doesn't benefit you, but only makes everything kind of worse is 1.00

01:26:02.800 like a dog, like a fucking dog. 1.00

01:26:05.860 That's why they call them dog tags, right? 1.00

01:26:08.200 The world's pigs and dogs. 0.98

01:26:10.360 Okay. 1.00

01:26:10.940 So I consider myself a dog because I like my stupid standup comedy job, which is like, 1.00

01:26:17.700 that makes you a failed comedian, by the way, I'll tell you straight up. 0.99

01:26:21.620 I'm what's called a failed comedian and I know it.

01:26:23.980 And what it, why is because I still do standup for a living because I do the thing and you're

01:26:31.360 not in movie that, you know what I mean?

01:26:32.540 If somebody's going to call you that it's because you do standup and you live off that

01:26:35.480 that's a failed comedian.

01:26:37.260 So that's how low being a standup is that low.

01:26:40.360 It's below the ventriloquism and magic and it's below pornography a hundred percent.

01:26:47.660 The only thing that's below standup on the rungs of this is a pro wrestling.

01:26:52.860 Because your body's being destroyed on top of not getting paid right.

01:26:57.260 And there's like less opportunity and you're a failed wrestler.

01:27:00.000 If you're still wrestling for sure.

01:27:01.720 I mean, you can't, so you can, so knowing that, okay, there's the beauty of it because

01:27:07.300 it's that low. 0.98

01:27:07.920 If you accept that I do standup because I'm a loser. 0.91

01:27:11.260 Do you understand?

01:27:12.560 I don't do it.

01:27:13.060 Cause I'm going to get an A on my, that's lazy comedy.

01:27:16.100 That's why I'm a comedian. 0.99

01:27:17.500 Cause I'm fucking lazy. 0.99

01:27:19.200 What are you, what are you talking? 0.99

01:27:20.920 That's your critique?

01:27:21.900 Was it funny or not? 0.99

01:27:22.700 Bitch, is it funny or not? 1.00

01:27:24.340 Motherfucker? 1.00

01:27:24.800 I don't care about any other part of that. 1.00

01:27:27.360 I just wanted to laugh and do the thing.

01:27:29.120 So, uh, uh, the power, that's the power you can get out of it.

01:27:32.860 Even though it's that low for some reason, they got to try to censor it, which is baffling

01:27:38.940 to me.

01:27:39.420 Wouldn't that mean that it's not, it's, it's simultaneously the most powerful and least

01:27:45.220 powerful thing, but you can also go from, you know, like if you're a WWE guy or you

01:27:53.000 want to be a WWE guy, it's a lot harder to put effort into your act and video it and get

01:28:00.080 famous or get, well, there's components to it.

01:28:02.880 Look, it's very hard to do that.

01:28:05.340 And I'm not, it's not to disrespect those guys.

01:28:07.560 Again, I'm in a loser profession called standup comedy.

01:28:11.320 I'm a failure because I do it, but I'm, I'm not saying it as an insult. 0.99

01:28:14.880 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:28:16.440 First of all, you love it. 0.99

01:28:17.800 Uh, no, I, I, um, I have, it's like, uh, it's, I have a dirty, I have dirty urges to

01:28:25.960 do it that I cannot control. 1.00

01:28:27.820 So it's, it's comedy is like a fat bitch that fucks everybody, but you. 1.00

01:28:32.320 And if you were ever dumb enough to love that stupid fat bitch, you're going to have your 1.00

01:28:35.560 heart broken and you should for being a punk is a dirty, compulsive sex addict. 1.00

01:28:41.080 When was the point that you loved it? 1.00

01:28:43.300 That I laughed or was there a point?

01:28:45.280 No, I always like laughing.

01:28:46.180 Everybody likes laughing, but I'm just saying it's an urge.

01:28:49.080 I have to do it.

01:28:50.000 Do you understand?

01:28:50.480 It's not like when you started you.

01:28:53.580 I did.

01:28:53.900 Oh, I'll tell you when I knew I was here.

01:28:55.800 I'm going to tell you something.

01:28:56.640 Yeah, yeah, sure.

01:28:57.300 I saw people doing it.

01:28:58.060 You wanted to do it.

01:28:59.100 And then when you did it, you were like, I like it.

01:29:00.880 Well, I didn't, okay.

01:29:02.440 I liked laughing and I did watch a lot of standup and, um, but the thought of what you

01:29:07.940 would do it, it was like, I grew up around comedy clubs.

01:29:10.220 I didn't even know, you know, it was like the boom when it was on.

01:29:12.920 Right.

01:29:13.360 But I remember at my church, I had to go, we had to go clean the kingdom hall.

01:29:17.020 Me and my two best friends were like 13 or 14 and like, I don't want to go clean the

01:29:21.260 church, but it's, I'm with my friends, you know, it's our turn.

01:29:25.060 I remember brother, I'm like, you guys going to be there Saturday to clean up?

01:29:27.860 So me and my two friends, we go and, uh, it was, we just laughed the whole time.

01:29:33.660 We just laughed the whole time, dude, you know?

01:29:36.080 And, uh, at the end of it, and we got done, I was like, you know, that wasn't so bad at

01:29:40.360 all.

01:29:41.040 And, um, my God, my friend goes, uh, you were moving something.

01:29:46.700 I mean, you're stepping on the punchline really hard right now.

01:29:48.920 Thank you. 0.99

01:29:50.040 This is why America's retarded. 1.00

01:29:51.920 That's I take too long to get to things. 0.99

01:29:53.940 I do.

01:29:54.660 Nobody ever, what happens is I forget because I get interrupted.

01:29:57.860 Interrupted in the middle of it.

01:29:58.760 I forget my entire train of thought.

01:30:00.600 So I'm in a hurry to get it out before I forget it forever, but not this story.

01:30:04.720 I go, that wasn't so bad.

01:30:06.280 And my friend goes, uh, well, yeah, not for you.

01:30:09.080 We did all the work and you just stood there telling us jokes.

01:30:12.340 Both of them said that to me.

01:30:13.440 And I was like, yeah, I guess I did.

01:30:15.540 I guess I did.

01:30:16.720 So they didn't even appreciate it in the end.

01:30:18.920 I don't care.

01:30:19.320 I knew I wanted to be a guy that doesn't do any work.

01:30:23.100 You do it.

01:30:24.320 And I could stand and tell you jokes and somehow you can live like that. 0.94

01:30:28.920 It's pretty despicable.

01:30:30.320 It's beautiful.

01:30:31.460 Well, I mean, it's like you, nobody should make it doing that.

01:30:36.240 So that's, what's funny.

01:30:37.680 If you do, if you do make it doing that, that's really funny, you know, cause you shouldn't.

01:30:42.160 It's arguably better than making it as a CEO of a insurance company or do you think it's

01:30:49.380 more noble? 0.99

01:30:50.480 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:30:51.860 I wouldn't confer it. 1.00

01:30:53.520 Look, even the idea of nobility, suck a dick. 1.00

01:30:57.060 Everybody's stupid fucking royalty fixation. 1.00

01:31:00.020 You know, like Snow White, cause that big head girl is taking all the blame. 1.00

01:31:03.980 Like she wrote the script, the silly girl from Snow White. 0.99

01:31:07.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:07.640 It's all her fault.

01:31:08.480 Cause she said free Palestine. 1.00

01:31:09.680 That's why the losers who made that remake, that was always going to suck. 0.98

01:31:14.300 Someone said, Hey, Peter Dinklage, famous midget, Peter Dinklage is like, are we still 0.99

01:31:18.900 doing this?

01:31:19.580 Come on. 1.00

01:31:20.440 And you're that much of a dipshit weakling Hollywood moron that you give a shit what 1.00

01:31:26.200 he said and you're going to fuck and you think people are going to swallow that? 1.00

01:31:30.020 And you can't believe it when they don't. 1.00

01:31:31.920 And you have to pretend you didn't make that decision and then go make badly animated dwarves

01:31:36.720 on a thing that, by the way, always sucked. 0.99

01:31:39.320 They needed slutty Snow White. 1.00

01:31:40.820 They just needed Sidney Sweeney. 0.97

01:31:43.440 No, she's a CEO. 0.99

01:31:45.040 See, they're all mad at that girl. 0.52

01:31:46.360 But the message of that movie was to create girls like her. 0.99

01:31:49.500 So why are you mad at her? 0.98

01:31:50.840 Cunts? 0.97

01:31:51.660 Yes. 0.96

01:31:52.520 That's the whole point.

01:31:53.520 By the way, the old Snow White that she insulted on the red carpet, she goes weird, weird. 0.99

01:31:58.560 Remember that?

01:31:59.180 Yeah.

01:31:59.620 She's right.

01:32:00.640 She's right. 1.00

01:32:01.720 What the fuck are you? 1.00

01:32:02.520 Snow White. 1.00

01:32:03.140 What the fuck is that? 1.00

01:32:04.580 Bavarian folktales still about princes and pink cakes? 1.00

01:32:08.720 What are you all, idiots? 1.00

01:32:10.180 I mean, it's for children. 1.00

01:32:11.380 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:11.760 Why would you teach your children that kind of horse shit? 1.00

01:32:14.500 I mean, everybody does, but why? 1.00

01:32:16.540 We don't have royalty.

01:32:17.940 What is the message of that, of you're a princess? 0.99

01:32:20.920 How about you're just a person with dignity like every other motherfucking person and don't 0.99

01:32:24.960 be an OnlyFans? 0.99

01:32:25.700 It's something with that moral and not the princess.

01:32:28.080 You can't have both of those things if you have kids.

01:32:31.280 Well, it's just colors.

01:32:33.140 Most of the girls who were OnlyFans were not told they were princesses.

01:32:37.160 Dude, you know what?

01:32:37.720 I think.

01:32:38.380 Unless I'm wrong.

01:32:38.960 No.

01:32:39.180 I hope, because we tell our daughter she's a princess.

01:32:41.920 Okay.

01:32:42.280 Well, it's nice if you're a princess.

01:32:43.540 Our princess.

01:32:44.240 Okay.

01:32:44.620 I'm talking more about cartoons that like.

01:32:46.960 I think it's a family hierarchy thing, though, too, for raising kids.

01:32:50.720 That's part of it.

01:32:51.560 It's like.

01:32:51.940 Well, because the message.

01:32:53.440 You're the princess.

01:32:53.580 We're the king and queen.

01:32:54.880 Yeah.

01:32:55.160 No, no.

01:32:55.420 That's real.

01:32:57.720 But.

01:32:58.240 For safety.

01:32:59.180 I get what you're saying, though.

01:33:00.380 But here's what Disney's doing.

01:33:02.640 So they've been making these princess fairy tales forever. 1.00

01:33:05.280 They're doing creepy shit for sure. 1.00

01:33:06.540 Right. 0.99

01:33:07.400 And.

01:33:08.460 But I think you're exactly right.

01:33:10.160 What you said about that.

01:33:11.500 It's like that patterning.

01:33:12.980 Okay.

01:33:13.220 But.

01:33:14.220 It is outdated because.

01:33:15.800 What is it?

01:33:16.280 What is it?

01:33:16.920 An actual princess?

01:33:17.760 It's a breeding slave.

01:33:19.940 Who's like.

01:33:21.120 Cast like not forward on command.

01:33:22.920 Basically.

01:33:23.540 It's really not.

01:33:25.080 Like a good life.

01:33:27.080 Other than you have a lot of things.

01:33:28.920 If you notice.

01:33:30.380 It's not.

01:33:31.160 It seems like they have problems.

01:33:33.400 Okay.

01:33:34.160 So.

01:33:35.060 So.

01:33:35.740 Being.

01:33:35.940 Getting chased by the paparazzi.

01:33:37.540 There was a thing when.

01:33:38.740 That.

01:33:39.180 That playboy show.

01:33:40.760 With the Hugh Hefner.

01:33:41.780 Where he had the three wives.

01:33:43.100 Remember that?

01:33:44.480 Yeah.

01:33:45.340 And.

01:33:45.780 When.

01:33:46.360 After he died.

01:33:47.140 There's all these things about.

01:33:47.940 Well.

01:33:48.140 Apparently.

01:33:48.820 He wasn't.

01:33:49.400 He didn't.

01:33:49.640 He didn't respect women.

01:33:51.840 And I'm like.

01:33:52.560 Oh.

01:33:52.680 You don't say.

01:33:53.140 The old.

01:33:53.500 The oldest pimp in America.

01:33:55.460 Right.

01:33:56.660 It was. 1.00

01:33:57.240 He ran a whore house. 1.00

01:33:58.140 You say. 1.00

01:33:59.260 So.

01:34:00.420 It.

01:34:00.800 I went and looked up on you.

01:34:02.180 Told me.

01:34:02.440 I gotta find somebody at that age.

01:34:03.940 That's like mad about this.

01:34:05.220 You know.

01:34:05.520 Like a young feminist makeup tutorial. 1.00

01:34:07.400 Somebody talking.

01:34:08.260 I found this girl talking about it.

01:34:09.920 And.

01:34:10.260 She said.

01:34:10.980 When I was young.

01:34:11.780 I used to watch that show on E.

01:34:13.460 And the.

01:34:14.180 And.

01:34:14.760 And I just thought those girls. 1.00

01:34:15.960 Live with an old man. 1.00

01:34:17.100 And got to dress.

01:34:17.860 Wear pretty things.

01:34:19.200 They were like pretty princesses.

01:34:20.520 That she literally.

01:34:21.540 And I'm like.

01:34:22.060 Oh.

01:34:22.320 It was a kid.

01:34:23.320 And the opening was animated.

01:34:25.260 Right.

01:34:25.540 It was a fun cartoon.

01:34:26.660 Like opening. 0.99

01:34:28.280 Of him in like three whores. 1.00

01:34:31.060 That. 0.99

01:34:31.520 You know.

01:34:32.040 Somebody older is watching.

01:34:33.280 That it's animated.

01:34:33.920 So it's attractive to kids.

01:34:35.460 And so. 1.00

01:34:36.020 That did program a bunch of girls to be whores. 1.00

01:34:38.100 With princess programming. 0.99

01:34:40.140 So you see how easily.

01:34:41.260 And if you look into MKUltra.

01:34:42.880 And Monarch.

01:34:43.700 And all that. 0.60

01:34:44.560 It's called beta sex kitten programming.

01:34:46.820 They put it in everything.

01:34:48.020 In fact.

01:34:48.280 Now that it's for boys.

01:34:49.380 It's for boys.

01:34:49.880 Now the girls.

01:34:51.140 Disney's in a spot where they're like.

01:34:53.140 Yeah.

01:34:53.280 Oh well princess is really feminist. 1.00

01:34:55.040 Right.

01:34:55.980 And we're like so left.

01:34:57.500 But we still like royalty.

01:34:58.680 That doesn't really work.

01:34:59.960 But what if the girl's a princess.

01:35:01.680 But she's also a warrior. 0.84

01:35:03.720 And she has a bow and arrow.

01:35:05.500 So it's like she's a leader.

01:35:06.680 But also a prince.

01:35:07.880 So she's better than people.

01:35:09.180 Just for being born.

01:35:10.500 Isn't that warrior princess? 1.00

01:35:11.400 What is that show?

01:35:12.920 Oh.

01:35:13.140 Xena warrior princess?

01:35:14.360 No. 1.00

01:35:14.560 Xena fucks. 1.00

01:35:17.620 But that shit. 1.00

01:35:19.140 Where they're like. 1.00

01:35:20.200 The message doesn't work guys.

01:35:21.620 That you're doing.

01:35:22.360 Why not make a new thing?

01:35:23.280 If you really care about this feminist thing. 1.00

01:35:25.660 Why are you making princess things? 1.00

01:35:27.820 No.

01:35:28.100 But that makes money.

01:35:28.980 And we want to pretend that it's about that. 1.00

01:35:31.060 So now we're going to make this horrible combination of like the most entitled idiot who never had to work for anything. 0.99

01:35:38.960 Because she was already the inverted hero journey. 1.00

01:35:41.520 It's a show for 23 year olds.

01:35:42.920 It's a hero.

01:35:43.640 It's a movie for 23 year olds.

01:35:45.360 There's no way. 0.99

01:35:45.980 And why the fuck are there Disney adults? 0.99

01:35:48.260 So the people don't have kids. 0.99

01:35:49.640 See you have kids.

01:35:50.260 Because they don't want people to have kids. 0.99

01:35:54.240 They don't.

01:35:54.920 They want to make having kids seem like the hardest, worst thing in the world.

01:36:01.960 And without kids, a lot of the things, a lot of the content.

01:36:06.300 Like when you don't have kids, you're like, oh my God.

01:36:08.560 And then when you have kids, you go, okay, I have a new job here.

01:36:12.560 Yeah, right.

01:36:12.980 Just to filter that.

01:36:15.740 And then like I've become a lot more open-minded having kids.

01:36:22.500 You know what I mean?

01:36:23.480 Because you're like, oh, I mean, it's a normal human thing to do.

01:36:25.940 Not necessarily about like, oh, look who's moving into the neighborhood.

01:36:29.320 Not that, but like more so in terms of not just picking random sides on these political,

01:36:36.120 like when COVID started, I didn't have kids.

01:36:39.140 And I was just so, and now if COVID happened, I would be, I would be, even with everything

01:36:44.440 I know, like say COVID happened and then it happened again now.

01:36:47.640 Like with that, I would be more scared now.

01:36:50.040 Oh yeah.

01:36:50.520 Like way more scared to give them that shot because kids never needed it.

01:36:54.000 Not even the shot, just like the whole ordeal of lockdown and the censorship of certain things.

01:36:59.980 Like because we had never had something like that happen, we were susceptible to it.

01:37:05.520 But if it happened again, it would be scarier for different reasons.

01:37:08.660 What I was like, then it was scary, but I didn't know what to believe.

01:37:11.300 And now I know that I really don't know what to believe on like a higher level where like 0.76

01:37:17.280 I know, I know, I know all the different fucking, I know more of the different beliefs are like

01:37:22.640 there's a wheel and the truth is the, the truth is just my reality based on all of these 0.97

01:37:29.800 different beliefs.

01:37:30.580 You can find out the truth.

01:37:31.680 Does that make sense?

01:37:32.340 Sure.

01:37:32.920 Yeah.

01:37:33.200 That's how it works.

01:37:33.820 But I'm just saying that you could find out about the whole pandemic.

01:37:38.040 Here's something I found to my surprise.

01:37:39.800 All the things that are like, nobody seems to know are all matters of public record that

01:37:44.680 are easily found.

01:37:45.600 So for example, the COVID vaccine, when it came out and they said it was safe, okay, safe

01:37:50.220 and effective, okay, but it, uh, it stops the virus cold.

01:37:53.880 That's Rachel Maddow.

01:37:54.740 It stops the virus cold and Joe Biden.

01:37:57.520 You're not going to get it if you get it.

01:37:59.220 Okay.

01:37:59.500 I got it after I got my shots.

01:38:01.200 I got COVID.

01:38:02.600 So that's how I know it doesn't work.

01:38:05.040 It's wild that after everything you just said, you also got the COVID vaccine.

01:38:08.840 Well, I've never, I wouldn't even think to be skeptical of a vaccine ever.

01:38:13.540 Would you get it?

01:38:14.260 So you're saying now you're, I wish I didn't get it now that I know what I know, which is

01:38:17.920 that was one of the biggest crimes against humanity.

01:38:20.640 Maybe it made you smarter though.

01:38:22.580 I have been, you know, dude, I'll tell you something weird. 1.00

01:38:24.860 You ever think that way where you're like, holy fuck. 1.00

01:38:26.820 But okay. 1.00

01:38:27.940 And I talked to a guy.

01:38:28.740 I got some Israeli tech in me.

01:38:30.400 No, I talked to some, okay, I was in Arizona and this other guy who's my, just a military

01:38:35.320 and he said it for, he goes, he's something weird, like weird.

01:38:38.960 And he goes like, I'm like, I'm like smarter.

01:38:42.460 And I was like, yeah, I have felt that as well.

01:38:45.900 And I, but I'm like, that could just be because my attention's focused on something else because

01:38:51.500 I was locked down, but I have been.

01:38:54.180 And, uh, you know, yeah, I don't know, but I think I just, you know, there's nothing

01:39:01.220 to do, but look up stuff.

01:39:02.920 And if you're curious naturally about something, then there's people with like seven of them

01:39:06.800 that are scraping swastikas into Tesla. 0.92

01:39:09.600 So that's all that's, I mean, you think it's all, there's no, okay.

01:39:15.160 There's a few like wing nuts you can get that on their own are going to do that. 1.00

01:39:18.840 Maybe not though.

01:39:19.380 I mean, most of the protesters, this is a known thing for quite some time.

01:39:23.040 It's called astroturfing. 1.00

01:39:24.720 So anybody that's a Democrat now like that, that's doing that shit. 1.00

01:39:28.320 They are. 0.99

01:39:28.780 The reason they're Democrats, they're literally being paid to be, they make their living being

01:39:32.960 a Democrat.

01:39:34.160 Okay.

01:39:35.240 And I'm not talking about the swastika people though.

01:39:37.340 Those are freelancers.

01:39:38.400 They make their living.

01:39:40.040 Maybe the Republicans hire them.

01:39:41.780 Okay.

01:39:42.340 There's a bunch of that.

01:39:43.760 Okay.

01:39:44.200 But the people you see that are like, that's like the people that are lying that Biden is 1.00

01:39:48.240 not fucking retarded now that any idiot could see with their eyes. 1.00

01:39:53.300 Are you an expert? 1.00

01:39:55.460 An expert?

01:39:56.400 Like, I don't know.

01:39:57.800 I have, I have eyes.

01:39:59.140 What would be the expertise?

01:40:01.180 What would that be that I would need to look at someone stuttering and not even, I've never

01:40:05.300 seen him stutter.

01:40:06.220 He has a stutter.

01:40:07.320 Never seen him stutter.

01:40:08.420 I see him going, no, say the wrong name at people and then not find his way off the stage. 0.99

01:40:14.280 Now I'm no expert, but that looks fucked up. 0.98

01:40:17.740 Like he shouldn't be allowed to drive. 0.99

01:40:19.300 So once you've seen that in your face, why would you believe any, first of all, if they

01:40:25.120 give him the shot on, on camera and they go, no, it was the real shot.

01:40:29.120 They're not going to do it.

01:40:30.120 Even if you believe in the vaccine, they're not going to give the president the real shot

01:40:33.520 on camera.

01:40:34.480 What if he has a reaction, which is why you had to wait 15 minutes. 0.98

01:40:38.580 So even if you believe in it, that's all, so why the fuck, is this Sesame Street? 0.98

01:40:44.300 I believe that. 0.97

01:40:45.260 I was 100%.

01:40:46.220 Trudeau getting a shot was staged.

01:40:49.240 Of course.

01:40:50.180 They, they would never risk on camera showing that.

01:40:53.560 Imagine the disaster of him getting it.

01:40:56.120 You know, Gavin Newsom got sick.

01:40:57.540 That's another issue with the, with the Israel thing is that they were behind a lot of the

01:41:03.140 initial how to do certain the vaccine.

01:41:07.980 Oh, well, here's my favorite.

01:41:09.080 I mean, China was too, but like they were one of the first and then, you know, here's

01:41:13.840 what they're the first.

01:41:14.460 Ready?

01:41:14.740 You had the story.

01:41:15.520 It makes people more antisemitic.

01:41:20.080 Okay.

01:41:20.480 We did this story way back when.

01:41:22.020 Because not everybody's smart enough to go.

01:41:24.080 Yeah.

01:41:24.560 It's just Israel. 0.88

01:41:25.620 Like a lot of people are, but then other people are like, I don't think like, so BB

01:41:29.980 didn't, you know, we did, we covered this and I remember at the time, this is before

01:41:32.920 October 7th and all that.

01:41:33.980 And he goes up and it was an article about how great Israel was doing at vaccinating all

01:41:38.800 the Israelis and said, how did tiny Israel managed to get the first batch of Pfizer?

01:41:44.520 Well, because BB, this is the article bragging.

01:41:46.900 It's not an expose that they're talking about how, what a great job he did.

01:41:49.840 And he goes, and it goes, he promised Pfizer.

01:41:52.460 You look, get it to us first, your first batch, and we'll give you all the data of how it

01:41:57.720 works.

01:41:58.840 Okay.

01:41:59.200 And I was like, what?

01:42:01.960 So I just, just sold out the population for nothing.

01:42:05.800 So I just want to understand the deal.

01:42:07.980 Hey, we get the first ones and then we'll give you all the data of what happens when 0.98

01:42:12.420 we give it to the, so you're doing an, I thought the purpose of Israel was so that kind of shit 0.97

01:42:17.400 didn't happen no more, where you experiment on the Jews first, which is what they did. 1.00

01:42:24.020 I remember hearing that.

01:42:25.140 I'm like, that is crazy.

01:42:26.300 Why would you be bragging? 1.00

01:42:27.380 And so then I'm like, you're later when October, I'm like, yo, that dickhead. 0.98

01:42:33.380 Well, there's an irrational belief in like, oh, he's a doctor. 0.97

01:42:36.920 They must be telling the truth because it's a, he would never, but dude, why would you be

01:42:41.860 loyal?

01:42:42.080 Well, somebody did that to you, experimented on you.

01:42:45.360 I don't care.

01:42:46.000 I thought never again, but you're not going to let that happen.

01:42:48.900 They brainwash people that there's nothing wrong with them.

01:42:51.340 Because it's mind control and how's mind control work.

01:42:53.720 It's called trauma-based mind control.

01:42:55.300 It's how they did 9-11. 0.55

01:42:56.540 You trauma, you could do it on an individual level, severely traumatize you.

01:43:01.320 It's just torturing someone until they break and don't want to be hurt.

01:43:04.480 And they go, they'll, they'll, you torture someone until they become a method actor.

01:43:08.260 It's the secret, right?

01:43:10.120 To compartmentalize.

01:43:11.380 Like, we don't talk about that.

01:43:12.780 And then they just focus on what they're supposed to.

01:43:14.540 And all the best families do that to their kids.

01:43:18.240 The best ones.

01:43:19.140 I promise you it happened to George W. Bush.

01:43:21.820 100% happened to him.

01:43:23.300 They all do that. 1.00

01:43:25.260 It got perfected by Mengele and the camps on Jews, ironically, MK shit. 0.99

01:43:29.460 Kissinger believed in it. 0.99

01:43:31.600 Kissinger was obsessed with the movie, supposedly was obsessed with Stepford Wives when he saw the

01:43:37.040 movie and really wanted that.

01:43:38.720 You know, man, remember in that era?

01:43:40.400 And it was like, oh, the Manchurian, China, these commies are programming people to go 0.98

01:43:45.560 against America.

01:43:47.320 That was the, what kicked that movie off.

01:43:50.220 And that's why we started investigating how to do it ourselves because we had to.

01:43:54.240 So, no, they weren't.

01:43:56.640 These soldiers that defected North Korea were not mind controlled. 0.99

01:44:00.240 They said America was using bio warfare on the Koreans because we did foul shit to them. 1.00

01:44:06.040 Those crazy as North Korea? 1.00

01:44:07.460 A lot of the stories they're telling you, as crazy as they sound, we did that shit to 1.00

01:44:11.640 them. 0.99

01:44:12.080 It's not an exaggeration.

01:44:13.440 That's why they're like that. 0.99

01:44:15.080 And fucking the soldier said, we know they use bio warfare. 1.00

01:44:19.060 And so our response was, this is the 50s, oh my God, they've been brainwashed to say 1.00

01:44:24.020 crazy things.

01:44:24.840 There's, can you imagine us doing, keep in mind when this is, this is after World War

01:44:30.660 II, after we brought all those Nazis over and we already know what we did in the 50s 0.99

01:44:34.940 to American kids, spraying them with shit. 1.00

01:44:36.960 That's just public record. 1.00

01:44:38.500 I guess move on from that.

01:44:39.720 Not like nobody went to prison or nothing.

01:44:41.300 Right?

01:44:41.620 So, so the excuse is we've got to do this because they're doing this.

01:44:47.060 And that's Edward Teller's behind that.

01:44:48.680 He's the father of the hydrogen bomb or the neutron bomb.

01:44:51.720 It's the one where the buildings are okay, but all the people die.

01:44:55.040 One of those generations.

01:44:57.740 It's called a neutron bomb, I think.

01:45:00.960 Edward Teller's philosophy is that the World War III, there will be no rules.

01:45:04.360 You know, I know we have Nuremberg laws and all that, but let's face facts.

01:45:07.760 What's important is you win.

01:45:08.760 When this war happens and it's going to happen, right?

01:45:11.860 This 50s, Dr. Strange loves all about this.

01:45:14.680 You think it will?

01:45:16.220 I think they're going to do their best to make sure it happens.

01:45:19.400 They've been doing their best to make sure it happens.

01:45:22.180 There's still people in these governments are like, I don't want Putin.

01:45:26.400 Wow.

01:45:26.640 The restraint of Putin because America has given Ukraine has attacked their capital.

01:45:31.720 You know, people defend Israel and they go, what if Canada fired missiles into America?

01:45:35.960 You wouldn't go in there?

01:45:37.280 Yeah, well, America fired them into the Kremlin, like 9-11. 0.65

01:45:43.000 And Russians are like, no, it didn't happen because they don't want to be obligated.

01:45:46.440 That's such a red line cross to do that.

01:45:48.940 And the population is like, we have to go attack America for this.

01:45:51.520 So they don't want to be honest about it because their strategy is more sound.

01:45:55.980 The strategy for America is to destroy us.

01:45:59.520 And that's the other thing I got from the...

01:46:01.000 Destroy who?

01:46:01.700 America as a country.

01:46:03.280 The new strategy, Russia's or our own strategy? 0.83

01:46:05.920 Oh, no, that's the Five Eyes Nations. 0.82

01:46:09.200 Right.

01:46:09.920 Like the WEF is like not in charge, but that's like the...

01:46:13.360 The West, you're saying.

01:46:14.640 That's like the World's Fair to me now.

01:46:17.520 What the World's Fair is, you know, when they just have amazing...

01:46:19.920 So it's going to be like the World War is really just going to be everybody against America. 0.54

01:46:23.780 The same reason Bibi hit the button on October 7th because he was about to lose power. 0.77

01:46:28.140 Because the Jews were sick of him there. 1.00

01:46:29.940 Half the country...

01:46:30.820 He was stacking the...

01:46:31.740 Oh, Israel doesn't have a constitution.

01:46:33.840 I don't know if you know that.

01:46:36.240 The only...

01:46:37.440 What do you need the constitution when you get the tunneling?

01:46:40.360 The only Western-style democracy in the Middle East. 0.99

01:46:43.220 Even a fucking Arab has a constitution. 1.00

01:46:45.360 That's weird. 1.00

01:46:46.460 DNA tests are illegal there.

01:46:48.440 You know how you hear everybody loves to test their DNA?

01:46:50.460 It's illegal there.

01:46:51.760 Why would that be?

01:46:52.180 I saw that.

01:46:52.320 Is that 100% true?

01:46:54.300 It's 100% true.

01:46:55.720 And the guy who told me, Russell Dobular, why is that?

01:46:59.080 Well, what if it comes up Polish and then you're...

01:47:01.880 Because if you think about the rights to the land, it's a secular democracy, right?

01:47:05.820 But it's not.

01:47:06.520 It's a theocracy.

01:47:08.640 It's basically an ethnostate is what it is. 0.84

01:47:11.320 So...

01:47:11.720 Because it's not a race being Jewish, obviously. 0.92

01:47:14.040 It's a religion.

01:47:15.380 So Hitler and Zionists have to make it both things. 0.88

01:47:20.000 You know what I mean?

01:47:20.500 It's useful to people that hate Jews and Zionists to say it's the same exact thing when it is not the same thing. 0.73

01:47:25.920 It says it's not illegal, but there's legal restrictions.

01:47:32.300 It's illegal.

01:47:33.020 And by the way, whatever you're reading now, they...

01:47:35.260 You don't believe Yahoo News?

01:47:37.620 Benjamin Netanyahu News?

01:47:39.780 Let me get my Kanye hood and tell you about the truth.

01:47:43.260 Remember we got a Yahoo and a Net? 1.00

01:47:45.500 Fucking retard. 1.00

01:47:46.820 That's so fucked up. 1.00

01:47:48.060 Like, why don't people... 1.00

01:47:49.140 And then...

01:47:49.360 But then...

01:47:49.860 So, like, we're screwed because now the more everybody believes the truth,

01:47:55.060 which is obviously what everybody's trying to cover up... 1.00

01:47:57.040 They did this shit. 1.00

01:47:58.160 Okay, the thing... 1.00

01:47:59.480 It happened.

01:48:00.100 It happened.

01:48:01.220 They done did it.

01:48:02.840 So, the thing where...

01:48:03.960 Like I said, I don't know...

01:48:05.640 Who's gonna fight?

01:48:07.180 You don't have to...

01:48:07.780 All you gotta do is not lie and not be a... 0.75

01:48:10.880 Literally, on a...

01:48:12.000 Nobody has to go kill nobody or do nothing. 1.00

01:48:13.840 You literally have to just not go along to get along for fucked up shit. 1.00

01:48:19.740 You don't have, like, how did the Holocaust happen? 0.99

01:48:22.000 Well, the same way the one they're doing right now is happening.

01:48:25.120 Everybody going, eh, it's not a Holocaust. 0.53

01:48:26.900 But what are they supposed to do?

01:48:27.940 Not do a Holocaust? 0.97

01:48:29.800 I never want to hear that again either.

01:48:31.540 The historical, like, how could this madness have overtaken all of Germany? 0.82

01:48:36.540 Well, the same way it overtook you. 1.00

01:48:38.580 Every 20 years, you fucking idiot. 1.00

01:48:40.660 COVID was that. 1.00

01:48:42.320 I don't want to be too hard in Israel. 1.00

01:48:43.520 Just, you know, America is a satanic, fucked up, narco-terror state. 1.00

01:48:47.180 They're kind of, like, small time compared to us. 1.00

01:48:50.800 Undue influence in our fake...

01:48:52.280 But our politics were all fake anyway.

01:48:53.620 So it's just like...

01:48:55.340 That I love.

01:48:56.100 Yeah.

01:48:56.820 If you're immigration watching this.

01:48:58.940 Before AIPAC or whatever took over, it was still a dog and pony show.

01:49:03.520 It's like Disney buying Star Wars or something.

01:49:06.020 And the idea that in 19...

01:49:08.480 Right when First World War happened, that was the end of... 0.88

01:49:10.580 America became a commonwealth of England again. 0.50

01:49:12.560 That was the whole goal.

01:49:13.800 It's in tragedy and hope.

01:49:16.700 The guy, the father of apartheid... 1.00

01:49:18.940 What's his fucking name? 1.00

01:49:19.940 Rose. 1.00

01:49:20.080 Oh, Cecil Rhodes.

01:49:20.920 Cecil...

01:49:21.300 No, Mandela.

01:49:22.500 It's not that.

01:49:23.620 Sir Mandela Effect.

01:49:25.140 The father of apartheid. 0.85

01:49:28.680 No, Cecil Rhodes.

01:49:29.920 Right.

01:49:30.680 Rhodes Scholar.

01:49:31.620 Clinton's a Rhodes Scholar.

01:49:32.680 Obama's a Rhodes Scholar.

01:49:34.060 Cecil Rhodes was a famous boy lover.

01:49:36.600 That's how they put it.

01:49:37.720 You know, this great man.

01:49:39.200 And he invented concentration camps in the Boer War. 0.66

01:49:43.140 That's in the book, Tragedy and Hope.

01:49:44.460 That's what Germany did. 0.87

01:49:45.600 So Germany's not the ones that came up with that.

01:49:47.460 That's the Anglo-American eugenicist.

01:49:49.180 Everybody had, I mean, versions of them.

01:49:51.400 No, but the really Auschwitz-y kind, that's... 0.98

01:49:55.460 The pictures, it looks just like what...

01:49:58.000 You would think it was from that, except for one thing.

01:50:00.040 They put black and white people in it.

01:50:02.200 So it was nice.

01:50:03.000 It was a little bit of an equality to it.

01:50:05.580 And they...

01:50:07.020 He came up with the Cecil Rhodes Round Tables.

01:50:09.200 And that was his whole...

01:50:12.920 He based it on the Jesuits, the Illuminati,

01:50:15.820 the Bavarian Illuminati, the Freemasons.

01:50:19.380 And the whole idea is to have circles within the circles.

01:50:22.340 So you have the one round table.

01:50:24.400 Then within that group, there's going to be secret guys. 0.99

01:50:26.360 He just modeled it after shit from history. 0.99

01:50:28.620 So people go, the Illuminati, is it real? 0.99

01:50:30.980 And then you look up the disambiguation.

01:50:33.280 Well, they're referring to the Bavarian Illuminati,

01:50:36.220 which King Leopold being...

01:50:37.800 I'm sure it went away because it was banned.

01:50:40.340 You know how gangs stop ganging

01:50:42.160 when you say you're not allowed to do that?

01:50:44.040 Anyway...

01:50:44.440 No more ninja swords. 0.99

01:50:45.440 He based the English shit on that. 0.99

01:50:50.000 So first they were called Cecil Rhodes Round Tables. 0.99

01:50:52.460 And they were called Milner's Kindergarten.

01:50:54.540 This is the name of the Illuminati of the world.

01:50:57.340 Okay?

01:50:59.000 They took over...

01:51:00.000 Woodrow Wilson was handled.

01:51:01.580 And remember his wife was signing everything?

01:51:04.020 He was like a Biden at the end?

01:51:05.380 That's when we got the Fed.

01:51:08.240 That's when we got the IMF. 1.00

01:51:09.860 All that shit. 0.99

01:51:10.840 The League of Nations. 1.00

01:51:12.040 So all that paranoid shit you might have heard back in the day. 0.99

01:51:15.080 That's all real. 0.99

01:51:15.860 That's what that was.

01:51:16.940 They did it right in front of your face.

01:51:19.300 I don't know about what everything's called.

01:51:21.060 If it's called that or not.

01:51:22.040 Illuminati.

01:51:22.480 Maybe.

01:51:23.120 There's probably six of them.

01:51:24.680 There's probably a swingers club.

01:51:25.980 And they're like, we're the Illuminati.

01:51:27.020 There's probably a bunch.

01:51:27.740 Who cares?

01:51:28.460 What do they do?

01:51:29.420 Well, you're looking at it. 1.00

01:51:30.460 And why is there the same gay flag in every fucking country that's in the West? 0.99

01:51:36.100 This is not part of their culture. 1.00

01:51:37.380 This disgusting... 0.97

01:51:38.340 Not because it's LGBTQ. 0.99

01:51:41.200 That's not why it's disgusting. 0.89

01:51:43.220 Physically, the colors that they put on the flag... 0.98

01:51:46.240 Some lunatic in Portland designed it.

01:51:48.500 Where it's like, now it has like a circle in it. 0.98

01:51:51.400 A arrow in the circle.

01:51:52.240 And a Ukraine's on it. 0.94

01:51:53.740 It's a Palestine flag with a bunch of different colors.

01:51:55.580 No, that Palestine flag is positively reserved to color. 0.77

01:51:59.420 This is the gross... 0.82

01:52:00.640 Same shape, but with stripes and...

01:52:02.960 Yeah, well, I notice people bite off each other's flag shape.

01:52:07.060 I've only noticed one shape of a flag.

01:52:09.580 But that flag is, from a design standpoint, repulsive.

01:52:13.520 I mean, it's absolutely repulsive.

01:52:14.760 The colors don't go together.

01:52:16.240 Yeah.

01:52:16.900 A rainbow is already kind of busy, you know?

01:52:20.300 But then you're going to add pastels.

01:52:23.200 And there's a black... 1.00

01:52:24.900 You know what the black stripe is? 1.00

01:52:26.360 It's for black people and AIDS. 1.00

01:52:30.500 They have to share a stripe with AIDS. 1.00

01:52:33.060 I swear to God, look it up. 1.00

01:52:34.200 It's the funniest fucking shit. 1.00

01:52:35.760 But why would that ugly-ass design be picked when... 1.00

01:52:39.520 You know, the stereotype of gay... 1.00

01:52:40.860 Because they want to take... 0.99

01:52:41.680 They want things to be uglier. 0.98

01:52:42.960 Because there's some head office somewhere that's in charge of that department and they're corrupt.

01:52:48.880 Just like the break dancer in Australia at the Olympics, right?

01:52:51.340 Her husband's on the break dancing.

01:52:53.200 And so that's some kind of patronage. 1.00

01:52:55.100 The idiot with that flag, he knows somebody. 1.00

01:52:57.240 And now the world, that's their fucking... 1.00

01:52:59.720 That's what's going on. 1.00

01:53:00.700 It's gotten that bad that the fucked up kids of these few very trillionaires, not Elon Musk, not the richest man in the world. 0.98

01:53:08.040 Why would anybody believe that he's the richest man in the world? 0.98

01:53:11.120 And you would know who that is.

01:53:13.800 It's unbelievable because Forbes said it. 1.00

01:53:16.220 Are you stupid? 1.00

01:53:17.480 Like, no, he's not. 1.00

01:53:19.680 Trillionaires.

01:53:20.220 That's who's behind it.

01:53:21.120 Trillionaires.

01:53:21.680 You understand?

01:53:22.740 Bigger than a billionaire.

01:53:24.200 You don't see it on paper because they know how to hide that.

01:53:28.640 And I don't know what those factions are.

01:53:31.280 Putin could be a trillionaire.

01:53:33.380 I'm sure he is.

01:53:34.440 I'm sure he is.

01:53:35.080 But I don't think he's the richest man in the world.

01:53:36.480 Not at all.

01:53:36.880 I think it's...

01:53:37.900 You hear the Van Merkensteins?

01:53:40.580 Yeah, Norwegians. 0.92

01:53:42.620 I think they own all the shipping.

01:53:45.340 Like, you know, not a company.

01:53:46.520 Like Maersk and their competition.

01:53:48.380 And they own it all.

01:53:50.300 So if you own that, that's a trillionaire automatically to me.

01:53:53.420 I don't know. 1.00

01:53:54.320 It's like the money that's behind shit is unbelievable. 0.99

01:53:57.480 Yeah. 0.99

01:53:57.760 And just think about very rich people and their weirdo cults that they get into.

01:54:01.820 Yeah.

01:54:02.360 Okay?

01:54:02.820 And that's what the cult is around the world.

01:54:05.700 Like, think of Goop or NXIVM.

01:54:09.320 The Bromphins.

01:54:10.240 You know, rich girls were in that. 1.00

01:54:11.920 In a deep throat cult.

01:54:13.900 Right? 1.00

01:54:14.160 At the top elites, what is their fucking warped-ass spirituality? 1.00

01:54:20.680 It's set up like Scientology. 1.00

01:54:22.240 I know that.

01:54:23.320 And that's...

01:54:24.160 Yeah.

01:54:24.740 All the stuff I looked into to find out what that is.

01:54:26.780 What's their Xenu?

01:54:28.080 Like, lizard people.

01:54:29.180 Is that the Xenu?

01:54:30.420 So they believe in a specific religion of just themselves, basically.

01:54:34.700 The old religion, it's called.

01:54:36.340 It's called the old religion. 0.97

01:54:38.280 Which is...

01:54:39.100 That's all I've picked up of what it is.

01:54:40.780 That's like the end.

01:54:41.540 That's like when they look through a telescope through the Big Bang.

01:54:43.860 And they're like, that's it.

01:54:45.300 It's like...

01:54:45.960 It's probably a catch-all for any kind of pagan... 1.00

01:54:48.540 Just think of New Age shit that's very popular. 1.00

01:54:53.480 Right. 1.00

01:54:54.100 Okay?

01:54:54.540 It's normal.

01:54:55.600 Right?

01:54:56.180 Astrology.

01:54:56.860 All of it.

01:54:58.540 Or why do we have the Olympics still?

01:55:02.300 Yeah.

01:55:02.720 That's a eugenics festival to the gods that we don't worship, I thought. 0.95

01:55:06.260 But I guess we do.

01:55:07.680 Right?

01:55:08.120 The old gods. 0.99

01:55:09.100 It's just people that worship shit like that or like... 1.00

01:55:12.380 I know why we have the Special Olympics. 1.00

01:55:14.320 What?

01:55:14.980 I know why we have the Special Olympics.

01:55:17.660 Why?

01:55:18.080 Because there's a lot of retards in it. 1.00

01:55:21.460 We need something to look forward to.

01:55:24.800 Yeah.

01:55:25.320 No, we do.

01:55:25.960 But that's why we have both, really.

01:55:27.940 We have one in 31 kids is autistic and then they're born now.

01:55:31.320 Does that sound odd to anybody?

01:55:34.020 One in 31?

01:55:35.220 That seems quite high.

01:55:36.360 I don't trust any, like I'm at the point where I'm, you know, I brush my teeth with 0.99

01:55:39.560 the non, you know, like the Burt's Bees, whatever, like all the Colgate, all that shit's 0.99

01:55:46.960 like... 0.98

01:55:48.840 Oh, whatever is going to happen, happen to me.

01:55:51.100 You know, but they've already mutated people in ways that you can never, you'll never know

01:55:57.120 about, but I notice it because you watch Love on the Spectrum for like five, say, it's

01:56:03.520 like a class of people that they're smart with stuff, good with tech, right? 0.99

01:56:08.000 And, but they're like childlike in a way and they love crappy, stupid products well into 1.00

01:56:13.860 their 40s. 1.00

01:56:14.700 They're like Disney adults. 1.00

01:56:16.720 You know, they'll never stop thinking about Pikachu, that kind of shit. 1.00

01:56:19.280 They're weird about sex. 1.00

01:56:21.380 So that helps cut down on the problems in the office with any kind of sexual relationship 0.73

01:56:26.220 because they're funny about it.

01:56:27.420 It's like the perfect employee.

01:56:29.520 Yeah.

01:56:30.120 You can tell them to be whatever gender you want them to be when it's convenient. 0.88

01:56:34.240 Just not sales.

01:56:35.580 So, I mean, what a stroke of love.

01:56:37.380 Sales guys still need to be like, sales departments are probably the last bastion of people who probably

01:56:44.280 know about you or me or listen, you know what I mean?

01:56:48.720 Yeah.

01:56:49.160 Well, eventually they're going to get rid of that because they don't want competition.

01:56:52.200 They want, they want definite markets.

01:56:54.500 This is why school is invented.

01:56:55.720 It's in the memo.

01:56:57.100 What we want to do is we want everybody in a standardized thing to work in factories, go

01:57:02.060 to war or go to prison.

01:57:04.060 They did it.

01:57:04.620 They did it.

01:57:05.160 You went to those schools and what we want, the Prussian school.

01:57:08.100 That's what all kindergarten is a German word.

01:57:10.060 You know, kindergarten cop with Schwarzenegger.

01:57:12.520 That's a, that's kindergarten.

01:57:14.860 Uh, and so, so, and more importantly, this is in, in the tragedy and hope book, uh, they're

01:57:21.680 going to have market.

01:57:22.400 They're going to have predictable marketing demographics.

01:57:26.020 So, you know, like when you make a movie and like, nobody liked female ghostbusters, 0.99

01:57:29.560 but we said it was going to be good. 0.99

01:57:30.960 How does that's what the point of this shit is like that? 0.99

01:57:34.800 Remember that nerd kid, like crying cause of fucking JJ Abrams, star Wars. 0.99

01:57:39.040 It was a meme. 0.98

01:57:39.920 It was like, you're not going to like it, but you'll grow to like it kind of thing.

01:57:42.740 They'll like anything you hand them like a kid that you like, want to shut them up.

01:57:46.700 Ooh, what are those vinyl dolls with the bobbleheads?

01:57:49.640 Which is why the people are so pissed off when people get a level of success from just being

01:57:57.120 themselves.

01:57:58.060 That's what the people who are, I feel like were themselves the most are the most hated

01:58:01.800 because how dare, even some people listening to this podcast will be like, I like you.

01:58:06.380 And then I heard you listen to him and not, or some crazy thing.

01:58:10.000 Do people say that to you? 0.99

01:58:11.940 Well, people say a lot of crazy shit to me, but yeah, I mean, I don't know who's out. 0.98

01:58:16.460 You could say, I could say one thing, but that was kind of what I was saying is that I've 0.99

01:58:20.900 become, I'm just becoming naturally a person that doesn't really want to be super opinionated

01:58:27.320 with these opinions that are the, the, you know, these are the opinions you're allowed

01:58:33.640 to have on this side.

01:58:34.560 And these are the opinions allowed to have on this side.

01:58:36.540 Well, you better get with the program.

01:58:37.980 I've been brought up that way.

01:58:40.660 Like everybody.

01:58:42.120 And like, I just can't, I don't find myself like it used to be easy to, you know, have

01:58:49.420 those opinions.

01:58:49.940 Do you know what I mean?

01:58:50.460 Like it used to be easy to be like, yeah, no, Israel, like, you know, like the Joan 1.00

01:58:54.040 Rivers, my opinions are pretty basic.

01:58:55.760 Like, yeah, I'm against them, like mass murder.

01:58:58.320 Right.

01:58:58.740 And that's a pretty basic stance.

01:59:01.000 So I don't see how people, who are you going to talk to?

01:59:04.180 Like, is mass murder?

01:59:05.000 Okay.

01:59:05.200 And they'll be like, yeah, you'll never hear it.

01:59:08.160 But somehow a framing trick happens every time your satanic leaders want to have a mass 0.71

01:59:14.460 blood sacrifice in somebody else's country.

01:59:16.520 Somehow mass murder, the definition gets changed like vaccine or woman.

01:59:21.840 Nobody knows what anything is no more.

01:59:23.600 Right.

01:59:24.780 I guess the fog of war, you could call it.

01:59:27.020 Yeah.

01:59:27.240 And so strangely, people who all the same opinion are suddenly fighting about a thing

01:59:32.180 that's the same thing that I agree with.

01:59:34.060 Mass murder.

01:59:34.660 I agree with, of course, until it's inconvenient.

01:59:38.420 Of course.

01:59:39.260 Well, I mean, I'm joking.

01:59:40.260 That never happened.

01:59:41.380 I think it's funnier to say I'm in favor of it, but it's.

01:59:44.520 It's, I say be in favor of it when go, go all in or don't like you be a gangster.

01:59:50.860 Don't be a gangster.

01:59:51.560 Right.

01:59:52.060 I think it's like as a, like as the comedian side of me is like, it's funnier to be like, 0.99

01:59:56.940 yeah, just kill him.

01:59:58.440 But it's like, but, but it's not necessarily how we feel when comics make jokes. 0.99

02:00:05.880 We might, we know that's the, that's how we feel if we were talking to somebody and I was 0.98

02:00:10.900 just like fucking around. 0.98

02:00:11.860 Like if I was at the bank or something, I want to make somebody laugh and then let them 1.00

02:00:15.000 all fucking that. 0.98

02:00:15.940 It's funny at the bank, actually. 1.00

02:00:18.040 I say kill them all. 1.00

02:00:19.460 Okay. 1.00

02:00:19.760 Yeah.

02:00:19.920 I need some checks.

02:00:21.080 No address on it.

02:00:22.760 Not necessarily the teller, but like, or you're at the grocery store and there's some,

02:00:27.180 not kill them all, but I don't know.

02:00:29.860 I've had moments where, you know, you just make a joke and you don't mean it, but the

02:00:34.160 other person is thinking the same thing and neither of you mean it.

02:00:37.340 I mean, that's part of what comedy. 0.97

02:00:38.780 Oh, the ironic yourself out of fucking, that's how I don't know if Tim Heidecker's, I remember 0.98

02:00:42.940 him yelling at Rogan in one of his clips and I'm like, is this a joke? 0.99

02:00:45.980 I thought he was like joking, but no, he was genuinely mad.

02:00:49.300 And it's so funny when I think about it now, because Rogan was right about all the things

02:00:52.920 that he's, he didn't say one wrong thing on his show, the whole pandemic.

02:00:58.340 So that means Joe Rogan's record on that is better than the National Institute of Health's

02:01:03.480 record.

02:01:04.240 How's that possible?

02:01:06.100 And so then when somebody comes in and goes, well, people are losing faith in it and you're

02:01:10.320 adding fuel to the fire. 1.00

02:01:11.320 No fuck face. 1.00

02:01:12.520 If I spread how you screwed it up, no, you caused the problem and I'm telling on you, 1.00

02:01:17.920 I'm snitching to other people so they could be warned and not fooled by you because you're 1.00

02:01:22.280 a fucking, you're from the serpent race, I guess. 1.00

02:01:26.300 I don't know, I don't know how else to put it. 1.00

02:01:28.440 You're a sneaky motherfucker. 1.00

02:01:30.440 I don't, not saying you're a lizard person. 1.00

02:01:33.180 Cause I think lizards, if you've ever seen people's pet lizards, they're, they're kind

02:01:36.720 of nice that, you know, lizards are not trying to torture people for fun.

02:01:40.520 They're just cold. 0.99

02:01:41.460 They're not fucking chimpanzees. 1.00

02:01:44.320 They get sadistic, right? 1.00

02:01:45.680 They got to rip off your face and your balls, a chimpanzee. 1.00

02:01:48.260 Like, so that's why I don't get the fucking lizard man thing because mammals are more 1.00

02:01:53.220 vicious. 0.99

02:01:53.880 I, I, from what I can tell.

02:01:55.220 Is that the Kiwana Komodo, Komodo dragon? 0.97

02:01:58.120 Well, they just have a filthy mouth like a woman, but the bacteria filled mouth. 1.00

02:02:03.180 But I do, I mean. 0.96

02:02:04.360 You should never kiss or comedy is different than like comedy.

02:02:11.640 It's hard to be funny when you believe, you know what I mean?

02:02:15.360 Like.

02:02:15.580 No, it isn't. 0.69

02:02:16.720 Everything's so goddamn funny.

02:02:17.760 I don't have to write anything. 0.73

02:02:18.660 Right.

02:02:19.020 No, I don't mean that.

02:02:20.220 I mean.

02:02:20.840 That's why this was such a laugh a minute.

02:02:22.260 This one.

02:02:23.980 That's why this was the best comedy.

02:02:26.500 But that, well, that's what I mean is that like when you get into, like it's almost.

02:02:30.260 Comedy is just telling the truth.

02:02:31.600 It is.

02:02:31.740 And what happens is things are not.

02:02:33.480 So, so you've been given.

02:02:34.820 The truth is.

02:02:36.000 People aren't.

02:02:37.860 Like you're ahead of the times is really like what I, like in 10 years.

02:02:42.380 Like you're going to be.

02:02:43.240 It's just noticing.

02:02:43.980 You're going to be a trillionaire.

02:02:44.620 Did you ever notice?

02:02:45.380 You're going to be a trillionaire kid.

02:02:46.340 No, I'm not.

02:02:47.040 Did you ever notice?

02:02:48.680 I took the vaccine.

02:02:49.740 So I'll probably be dead of turbo cancer like Susan from YouTube.

02:02:54.740 Anyway.

02:02:55.420 Is your wife like on her way or something? 0.89

02:02:56.740 Yeah.

02:02:57.340 That's why I keep checking.

02:02:58.800 It's crazy to get here.

02:03:00.580 By the way, it's a crazy journey here.

02:03:02.340 You wouldn't think it, but it is.

02:03:04.260 There's traffic in Austin is the worst thing.

02:03:06.020 Did you take an UberX?

02:03:07.600 I took a.

02:03:09.020 No, I think I took a regular.

02:03:10.380 But the only reason I would take the more expensive one is for time.

02:03:13.620 But it was the same time no matter what.

02:03:15.880 Yeah.

02:03:16.100 No, I appreciate you coming through, man.

02:03:18.760 Yeah.

02:03:19.500 Dropping. 0.99

02:03:19.980 I mean, people are awake to a lot of things now and they just don't give a shit about. 0.99

02:03:26.620 I mean, it's like what you said. 0.98

02:03:28.160 All the. 0.99

02:03:28.500 I probably blathered the same shit on six podcasts in the last week. 0.99

02:03:32.100 So if you already heard all this. 0.98

02:03:34.280 Sorry.

02:03:35.620 Yeah.

02:03:35.980 I mean, I'm not paid for this. 0.97

02:03:38.660 So if you want new things, I've been on podcast talking about this shit like, like, but people 0.96

02:03:48.240 ask me about it. 0.98

02:03:48.960 So whatever.

02:03:49.620 It's not this.

02:03:50.080 It's not what I do for comedy.

02:03:51.360 I've had people going to show.

02:03:52.320 Comedy is very funny.

02:03:53.280 I mean, I've watched your specials.

02:03:55.040 I've.

02:03:55.220 I have to go do comedy after I learn things.

02:03:58.060 And so it's so like horrific.

02:03:59.980 That's kind of what I mean.

02:04:00.760 I didn't mean like you can't be funny, but there is like a holy.

02:04:03.380 I have to go. 0.55

02:04:04.220 It's almost like like some of my best jokes are just because I'm retarded that. 0.86

02:04:09.540 But also the audience that finds out.

02:04:12.900 But they some of those people know these things and know like I've always known that there's,

02:04:19.580 you know, this other layer of, but you have to still be able to function, which is hard

02:04:26.540 if you know too much.

02:04:29.880 I think no matter what, I don't think I'm remarkably functional, regardless of what I

02:04:37.300 know. 0.98

02:04:37.980 I'm a clown for living. 0.87

02:04:39.660 So everything's hard, but right now what you're going to see is. 0.85

02:04:45.980 And I don't mean for you. 0.98

02:04:47.280 I mean, for regular people that start thinking like this, they're going to be like fucked. 0.99

02:04:53.520 Like if you do, because you're a comedian, you can think like this and go to your job 0.96

02:04:57.600 and be like, well, don't you have a people have a job where they think like this?

02:05:01.320 It's just compartmentalizing it. 0.98

02:05:02.840 So, hey, if you're in crypto, you probably know a lot of shit about crypto that the average 0.99

02:05:07.100 person doesn't fucking know. 0.99

02:05:08.560 Right. 0.99

02:05:09.120 It's or any topic.

02:05:10.580 It doesn't matter.

02:05:11.460 Literally any topic.

02:05:12.420 Um, the thing that you don't see a lot is people looking at unrelated things.

02:05:19.420 And if you do, then you'll notice that there, as a matter of fact, no, they're not unrelated. 0.62

02:05:25.160 You can actually trace where a lot of shit's going through. 0.79

02:05:28.040 So they're like, I watch every, like, or the pandemic, you know, I watch the most was 0.91

02:05:32.840 like hip hop interviews.

02:05:34.620 Yeah.

02:05:35.120 Like all those Vlad TV cop, you know, I think like 38 of the people are dead that were in

02:05:40.460 the end of the year.

02:05:41.240 It was like, you might hell. 0.93

02:05:42.860 Cause I didn't, I don't think white people know drill rap like that. 0.92

02:05:46.020 I'm pretty sure they don't.

02:05:47.100 And I didn't.

02:05:48.460 Okay.

02:05:48.780 So this is what?

02:05:49.660 2018.

02:05:50.220 So it'd already been around for a while from chief Keefton.

02:05:53.140 I remember hearing of him, but I didn't listen to it, but I didn't know how abrupt it was 0.94

02:05:56.960 like, you know, you have to kill the guy, rap about it and make fun of his family. 0.98

02:06:00.640 And then they have to kill you and make a rap back at you. 1.00

02:06:03.480 And it had spread from Chicago to Jacksonville, Florida to like, and nobody. 0.65

02:06:08.880 And I'm just thinking like this, when I figured out, when I found out all this, like King

02:06:12.860 Vaughn, all that, you know, there's a lot of like history. 0.99

02:06:15.380 I'm wondering, I'm like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:06:17.040 First of all, now these kids live like they have shorter lives and white people's pets. 1.00

02:06:22.500 Yeah. 0.90

02:06:23.160 Okay. 0.99

02:06:24.220 And once you understand the mafia fucking, I mean, I'm not saying it to make fun of them. 1.00

02:06:27.700 That's insane, but it's a, it's a mill. 1.00

02:06:30.300 It's a fucking factory. 1.00

02:06:32.680 The mafia ran music the whole time. 1.00

02:06:35.180 Right.

02:06:35.620 You know, the 27 club, they all die at 27.

02:06:38.660 I wonder what, oh, is that around the age where you start figuring out your management 0.97

02:06:41.400 sucks and then they got to bump you off cause you're worth more dead than alive. 0.89

02:06:46.000 I've, oh yeah, I'm sure that's a farfetched conspiracy. 0.99

02:06:48.500 That's everything's a mafia run thing like that.

02:06:52.020 And once you see a pattern, you can be like, oh, this is the scam.

02:06:55.240 Somebody's running.

02:06:56.220 It's usually getting showbiz.

02:06:57.340 You find out all the scams, right?

02:06:58.780 Like there's just think of it as like the mob is, is not been cleaned out of every, it's

02:07:06.500 only gotten worse and I wouldn't get hung up on the name of the mafia, but you could just

02:07:10.980 see the product that you're, you're paying a lot of money in and very little is coming

02:07:14.620 back to you.

02:07:15.660 You know, that's how you start to notice.

02:07:17.420 I think something's up.

02:07:18.540 Yeah.

02:07:19.160 We're, we could not win a war with Iran if we, you know, who won the Iraq war was Iran. 0.96

02:07:24.480 So we lost to Iran, not even being in a war with them fighting in Iraq. 0.81

02:07:29.420 Somehow Iran won that. 0.97

02:07:30.920 How does that happen? 0.99

02:07:33.740 Like when that happens and like, we're going to Iran, I hope people won't be fucking dumb 1.00

02:07:38.300 enough to send their kids or sign up. 0.98

02:07:40.700 If you're already in, but you're going to go, you know, you could do, uh, but I hope

02:07:45.760 you have enough illegals to throw at it.

02:07:47.600 Yeah. 0.65

02:07:48.060 Cause they kicked them all out.

02:07:49.340 Send me over reads guys. 0.95

02:07:50.760 Tell your fat gender blob kids to do some pushups because they might have to, might be up to 1.00

02:07:55.100 them now. 0.99

02:07:56.580 Dude.

02:07:57.000 Thank you for coming.

02:07:58.060 Yeah, man.

02:07:58.600 Um, is there my rides here?

02:08:01.240 Your rides here?

02:08:02.260 I don't know.

02:08:02.960 Uh, curb messing comedy.com.

02:08:04.420 I'm on the road and, um, you can see me on a news for women on YouTube.

02:08:09.420 That's Chloe's thing. 1.00

02:08:11.080 And you can see me on the Jimmy Dore show and a lot of low, low, uh, local Austin, uh,

02:08:17.340 podcasts.

02:08:18.440 Hell yeah.

02:08:19.260 Not this one.

02:08:19.840 This was far away.

02:08:21.840 Thank you.

02:08:22.460 Thanks guys.

02:08:23.320 Peace.

02:08:24.220 All right.

02:08:24.480 Thanks bro.

02:08:24.860 Yo.

02:08:25.040 Thank you.

Bankas Podcast - April 30, 2025

Kurt Metzger ｜ Bankas Podcast - #091

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