Bankas Podcast - October 29, 2026


Miami Hotel ｜ Bankas Podcast #128

What's up with Boston ｜ Bankas Podcast #121

Episode Stats


Length

35 minutes

Words per minute

166.81

Word count

5,869

Sentence count

235

Harmful content

Misogyny

16

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Toxicity

209

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Hate speech

124

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 move that shit out of it i don't want to see that 0.99
00:00:04.560 what else do you want to move should we move those move the table move this is this okay 0.99
00:00:11.700 there well you know what i'm particular because this is my career it's my life 0.99
00:00:19.880 my life's work put it out there remember that podcast where he had a fucking 0.99
00:00:25.960 Belmont pack 0.99
00:00:28.540 Canadian cigarette pack
00:00:31.360 You can really tell the level of freedom of a country
00:00:33.900 By the type of pack of cigarettes they have
00:00:36.980 If they have a cigarette pack
00:00:39.000 Where they can advertise
00:00:40.480 That's a free
00:00:41.800 That's a free country
00:00:43.880 You know what I'm saying
00:00:44.660 A lot of free countries
00:00:46.960 That nobody wants to live in
00:00:49.000 Because freedom is also dangerous I think
00:00:50.980 Probably too
00:00:51.620 Like if you
00:00:52.960 You know 0.82
00:00:53.860 Vietnam's probably a free country right 0.76
00:00:57.300 I think
00:00:58.300 Is it
00:01:00.880 I assume so
00:01:02.560 Tried to be communist
00:01:04.900 Didn't work out
00:01:08.760 Did it I don't know are they still
00:01:13.700 No they're on our side now right
00:01:15.340 I think
00:01:16.360 I miss a good old 1.00
00:01:21.700 An old fashioned Asian war 1.00
00:01:23.960 That's what we need 1.00
00:01:24.920 We need more
00:01:25.480 Because if
00:01:25.960 You know
00:01:27.580 It's tough 1.00
00:01:28.200 With the Iran 1.00
00:01:28.920 And the fucking 1.00
00:01:29.540 So much 0.99
00:01:31.820 So much 1.00
00:01:32.520 Arab killing 1.00
00:01:33.980 We need a little bit of 1.00
00:01:35.420 You know 0.79
00:01:36.340 Okinawa
00:01:37.100 Is there a solution?
00:01:40.620 Yeah
00:01:40.820 They need
00:01:41.240 Honestly
00:01:41.640 You know what would
00:01:42.300 Get everybody's minds off things?
00:01:44.000 Is another season of
00:01:45.320 Squid Game
00:01:45.960 Can we get
00:01:46.800 Can we hurry that up?
00:01:51.700 Miss it
00:01:55.940 I miss it 1.00
00:01:56.500 I miss a good old fashioned
00:01:57.560 Squid Game?
00:01:59.020 The show
00:01:59.460 Yeah that too
00:02:00.400 I mean
00:02:00.820 I'm at the 0.81
00:02:02.160 It's like an Asian war? 1.00
00:02:03.920 Yeah 1.00
00:02:04.180 Were you alive?
00:02:05.580 The Pacific 1.00
00:02:05.880 Born in another life
00:02:08.940 Born in 92 bro
00:02:10.760 I was reincarnated
00:02:12.640 I stormed the beaches of Okinawa
00:02:15.580 1946
00:02:18.640 Those were the days
00:02:23.900 Those were the days
00:02:25.400 Yeah, World War II
00:02:26.420 Yeah
00:02:27.220 It was the worst
00:02:28.540 Nothing to worry about
00:02:30.140 Everyone here was rationing
00:02:32.680 Life was probably a world
00:02:34.220 No, but it was
00:02:34.780 No, it was chill
00:02:35.680 Because you woke up 1.00
00:02:36.600 You're like, oh, fuck 1.00
00:02:37.360 Still going 1.00
00:02:38.040 Well, now what?
00:02:39.380 That's true
00:02:39.820 When it ended
00:02:40.440 I bet there was a lot of guys like 0.99
00:02:41.860 Fuck, what am I going to talk about 1.00
00:02:43.100 On the radio now? 1.00
00:02:44.140 Oh, shit 0.99
00:02:44.560 It was all my bits 0.98
00:02:45.760 Incoming information from the front
00:02:48.580 Yeah, then they just lost their job.
00:02:50.320 They had to work in a factory.
00:02:51.020 Victory, victory, victory.
00:02:52.640 Freedom.
00:02:54.920 We did it. 1.00
00:02:56.300 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:02:56.840 Now they have nukes. 1.00
00:02:57.740 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:02:58.520 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:59.500 Everything got cooked.
00:03:00.880 It's pretty bad.
00:03:01.620 Some countries that have nukes, like, people are like, like, Pakistan has nukes.
00:03:06.340 Does it really? 0.98
00:03:07.060 Yeah.
00:03:07.500 Good for them.
00:03:09.820 You know, look at it sometimes like, hey, you know, come on. 1.00
00:03:12.180 It's like, shit. 0.99
00:03:13.920 I mean, if even Pakistan's getting nukes, it's like, what's wrong with the countries that don't have nukes? 1.00
00:03:18.080 the fuck are you guys doing yeah it's kind of like it's like an iphone it's like you're playing 0.97
00:03:22.240 civilization wrong it's like america won't let iran get the iphone 18 they're like no you have 0.99
00:03:28.140 to use yeah you have a samsung galaxy samsung galaxy iran's got green texts so the driver that
00:03:38.360 drove us here from the airport so like the comedy club got a driver here like they try to kind of
00:03:45.020 go above and beyond and they do that's great club miami improv doral and um but i decided to
00:03:52.960 rent a supercar for fun and for business i mean it's a necessity to have a supercar how are you 0.95
00:04:01.140 supposed to get from point a to point b in miami if you don't have a fucking mclaren uh i wanted
00:04:07.140 a lambo to be honest with you but they didn't have any so i rented a mclaren and uh 0.89
00:04:12.560 um so but when we rented it like obviously none of the luggage fit in it so we had to keep the
00:04:21.020 driver to drive the luggage to the hotel so we got to the hotel i don't want to tell you what
00:04:26.940 hotel it is but i mean it's literally on our i know that was the joke i was gonna be like i don't
00:04:31.500 know what hotel it is ain't they but he took a video for us of me pulling up in here's the video
00:04:41.980 Josh will put it in
00:04:44.480 Oh here's Josh's food
00:04:45.900 Let's review what this guy got
00:04:48.440 I have no idea what you ordered
00:04:49.980 Can't wait to watch this
00:04:51.980 Anyway the point is
00:04:55.080 You're watching the video now
00:04:56.560 Of us pulling up
00:04:57.640 He's going to come in
00:05:00.480 You can put it wherever
00:05:02.400 Right there
00:05:11.980 Nice
00:05:14.840 Good boy Josh
00:05:17.260 Got a salad
00:05:18.180 Took his shirt off
00:05:22.700 He said I better get a salad
00:05:23.920 People don't know
00:05:25.440 People think it's like the tour
00:05:26.740 It's like oh this guy's racist
00:05:27.880 It's like no we're body shaming 0.99
00:05:29.660 No we're all anorexic
00:05:31.960 We're actually becoming more and more liberal every day
00:05:34.140 You go to Alabama enough times
00:05:38.380 Like there's a real difference
00:05:40.560 Between a Republican that lives in
00:05:42.480 Long Island than a Republican that lives in
00:05:44.500 Alabama
00:05:44.880 The Republicans in Long Island are like look
00:05:47.620 I like Trump but they still smoke weed
00:05:50.240 And they still like you know 0.90
00:05:51.300 If their daughter got an abortion they'd be like pissed off
00:05:54.180 But they'd be like hey you know sometimes
00:05:55.660 I didn't like that guy 1.00
00:05:56.640 Well the dad was black so 1.00
00:05:57.840 Yeah yeah exactly 0.94
00:05:58.760 That's probably what they have in common with Alabama
00:06:03.940 Maybe if anything but
00:06:05.160 Yeah here
00:06:07.780 Are you going to sign it?
00:06:08.860 He can sign for me
00:06:10.400 He's now my executor
00:06:12.380 My videographer
00:06:15.620 The executor of the state
00:06:17.120 Of the estate
00:06:18.460 Jesus Christ
00:06:20.240 Of the Amex
00:06:20.940 Anyway the point is
00:06:25.180 The guy who drove us
00:06:26.180 Drove our luggage from the airport
00:06:28.340 From the supercar to the airport
00:06:30.320 From the supercar to the airport
00:06:33.600 He drove us from the airport
00:06:35.560 To a supercar
00:06:36.640 And then met us at the hotel
00:06:38.240 Landed in a Ferrari, then we took it to a plane.
00:06:40.740 And he made that video, and it was a Samsung Galaxy.
00:06:46.980 That's another thing.
00:06:48.080 If you're an immigrant and you want to become assimilated to America, 0.97
00:06:52.600 you need an iPhone. 1.00
00:06:53.860 No more of this fucking WhatsApp and using fucking Samsung Galaxies 1.00
00:06:58.400 and fucking, man, you have WhatsApp, you have WhatsApp, you have WhatsApp. 1.00
00:07:03.380 No. 1.00
00:07:04.980 Stop with these Mexican numbers. 1.00
00:07:06.700 Dial my number is 56892348754 plus 6 1.00
00:07:13.380 No 1.00
00:07:14.400 Get a fucking iPhone 1.00
00:07:16.900 I'm serious 1.00
00:07:18.280 If I don't see a blue message coming through
00:07:20.820 I genuinely question why I'm speaking to this person
00:07:25.220 I genuinely question
00:07:27.260 If I see a green thing pop up 0.99
00:07:28.800 I go who the fuck is this 1.00
00:07:30.280 If you're a woman with that phone 1.00
00:07:33.920 You're like 1.00
00:07:34.420 That is like third world beyond
00:07:36.580 third world. Like a woman 1.00
00:07:38.640 sending green texts? I mean, you know, 1.00
00:07:40.560 you can't really complain about 0.89
00:07:41.980 getting raped 0.99
00:07:44.760 if you've got a Samsung. 1.00
00:07:48.520 Your honor?
00:07:50.880 She was holding a Samsung.
00:07:52.460 I mean, what are you going to do?
00:07:54.520 What were you wearing? What were you using?
00:07:56.440 Who were you with? T-Mobile? Oh my god.
00:07:58.660 What are you using? You're already getting raped. 1.00
00:08:01.220 It's terrible. 1.00
00:08:02.080 It's so fucked. 0.99
00:08:04.240 This time we're doing the first half Patreon 1.00
00:08:06.260 going second half for free you want to know why the fuck we're talking about what we're talking 0.69
00:08:10.560 about in the second half five dollars a month yeah all that all that flexing for no reason 0.97
00:08:16.860 some guy the last night was the guy the valet that didn't park the car that just watched me
00:08:22.500 park it oh yeah he asked you he was like yo like what do you do for work yeah he's like how much
00:08:26.980 do you make to afford this i was like i rented it at a really sketchy place no it wasn't sketchy
00:08:34.520 It wasn't sketchy.
00:08:35.640 Those guys are.
00:08:36.240 No, I mean, the area was literally the airport area.
00:08:38.980 It was like a warehouse.
00:08:39.720 But the guys were cool.
00:08:41.760 The guys who rented to me actually came to the show last night.
00:08:45.180 Yeah.
00:08:45.500 Show.
00:08:45.900 They were pretty cool.
00:08:46.700 They were like, yeah, I saw it outside.
00:08:49.420 Stop driving.
00:08:51.600 This is where you took it.
00:08:53.520 Miami improv. 1.00
00:08:55.740 It's honestly the safest place for the retards that probably usually rent them are doing the stupidest shit of all time. 1.00
00:09:02.640 they're probably driving up and down the strip hammered every night i have like girls in there 1.00
00:09:08.200 and stuff oh my god like two three chicks in one seat getting pulled over terrible why would you 0.97
00:09:13.720 want that sounds off you want to be there with another man going it's not enough room this is
00:09:20.320 this really fast car brakes yeah it is it's a it's a beautiful machine it's one of the it's
00:09:30.040 Definitely, I like it.
00:09:31.060 I like banging my knee against the side of it.
00:09:33.260 It's my favorite British car, for sure.
00:09:36.720 McLaren.
00:09:38.100 You don't like minis?
00:09:39.760 No.
00:09:40.300 You should have rented a Mini Coupe.
00:09:41.420 Jaguar got... 1.00
00:09:42.220 They ruined their brand because they did, like, a trans... 1.00
00:09:45.420 Trans car? 1.00
00:09:46.860 Trans Am.
00:09:48.400 Jaguar Trans Am.
00:09:49.640 Yeah, this car identifies as an SUV.
00:09:52.960 What did they do?
00:09:53.880 They did, like, a...
00:09:55.000 I don't know.
00:09:56.040 They had a whole campaign where they were like,
00:09:57.980 Jaguar, be different, or something. 1.00
00:10:00.040 And it was just like a trans guy driving a Jaguar. 1.00
00:10:02.360 And then we're just like, yeah, I'm never buying that again. 1.00
00:10:04.760 Everybody's collectively like, that's bad.
00:10:09.520 These glasses are so dirty.
00:10:11.000 I literally was in the ocean splashing around.
00:10:17.700 That's probably a lot better.
00:10:21.400 Yeah, it's nice to, you know, I mean, my family didn't want to come.
00:10:25.100 I think, I mean, maybe I might have faked them out.
00:10:27.540 I don't know.
00:10:27.880 I might have said, like, yeah, I'm staying at the airport.
00:10:29.880 And then last second, I might have changed.
00:10:31.100 So, yeah, I mean, you did.
00:10:33.020 But I was going to do it.
00:10:35.000 I was going to stay here, but I was just like.
00:10:38.920 They wanted to come to Cali because then we, you know, because and then we're going to Florida later, whatever.
00:10:45.680 I'm going to be in Florida all the time. 0.98
00:10:47.200 Like, I might as well fucking move here. 0.99
00:10:48.780 The amount of fucking shows I'm doing, I'm spending like. 0.99
00:10:52.060 Two to three months out of the calendar year, potentially in Florida. 0.99
00:10:55.420 Yeah, let's just move to Miami.
00:10:57.880 i could i could see myself moving to miami um over scottsdale or vegas at least they have
00:11:08.000 gambling here which i like but the thing is you have to be a resident which i like about florida
00:11:12.620 it's like you get the freedoms that other states have but you actually have to live here and then
00:11:16.980 you can get then you can i mean you can be anybody and go to hard rock i would go to hard rock tonight 0.56
00:11:21.740 actually go valet the mclaren and fucking hard rock and put the mclaren keys on the table 0.98
00:11:27.680 oh fuck came up red yeah it's almost you almost have to be you almost have to not drink alcohol to 0.99
00:11:38.320 have a supercar and drive around anyone because you can't just be but still be the guy that wants 0.99
00:11:45.280 to go out that is kind of the perfect thing is like a guy who doesn't drink and just drives i
00:11:50.660 don't even think it's like going out though it's like being a guy that wants to park his car at 0.54
00:11:54.560 the front of things and then yeah even 30 minutes pretty much so everyone's like holy shit and then 0.97
00:11:59.400 the whole time you have the car out there you're like you're like someone's someone's fucking buy 0.93
00:12:03.980 it yeah it's honestly a terror once you just get you kind of have to when if you buy it you kind
00:12:09.940 of have to accept like yeah it's gonna get i think you're paying if you buy a supercar you're paying 0.99
00:12:14.360 for that experience you had last night where a black kid valeting your car is like shit man what 0.99
00:12:19.120 you do and you see i wish i was making a youtube video about this man yeah yo what you do everything 0.99
00:12:25.080 else about it is like terrifying driving it is scary yeah leaving it anywhere is scary parking
00:12:30.600 it yeah letting someone else park it paying the bill yeah you have to i would say my experience
00:12:38.920 as a driver like i'm lucky that i've had that i am experienced as a driver to like you can't just 0.99
00:12:45.700 fucking be a complete retard and get in and drive really you will fucking drive you will crash it 0.98
00:12:50.260 whereas a lambo i don't think that's the case because it's number one it's all-wheel drive 1.00
00:12:54.860 not all of them but if it's all-wheel drive the lambo i drove uh in hamilton ontario buddy that 0.98
00:13:02.600 was where you fucking drove my first fucking lambo there buddy it's fucking hamilton it's a 0.86
00:13:07.720 crazy place to drive like yeah you need hamilton it was some super these guys were just like big 0.99
00:13:14.360 fans and they were they had this like little bar and it was just like this other guy was their
00:13:19.240 buddy who was like some gym owner or something and he was just like yeah he had the lambo it
00:13:26.260 was like a hurrican or something it was like a 2017 at the time it wasn't new it was like three
00:13:32.480 years old it was four years old it's probably like 2022 five years old but anyway convertible 0.73
00:13:38.960 he was like you want to drive it around for a bit i was like fuck yeah with him and uh 0.87
00:13:43.600 yeah he was just like punch it punch it and like i was you just it just hugs the road 0.95
00:13:49.620 that's why i think like the new corvette not gonna you know not to brag but i was in the
00:13:56.740 green room rogan rogan drove his brand new he has like the top top corvette that you can get 0.95
00:14:03.780 the zedo i don't even know what it is it's i think it's z zed fucking canadian 0.99
00:14:09.420 oh fucking cannot zed i got a corvette zed 0.96
00:14:13.800 what is it what's the highest level and it's like but anyway it's super cool and um 0.98
00:14:24.900 rogan made a good point that uh you know it's if you get getting that car you can still park
00:14:32.620 places because it's an american car it's like less like less of a it's not an exotic technically
00:14:39.140 right um but what was my point in that he's talking about talking about how it hugs the
00:14:46.060 road oh yeah because it's all-wheel drive but it has like a thousand horsepower but that i think
00:14:50.140 that all-wheel drive with those cars is because if you want to actually floor it and you don't
00:14:54.860 have all-wheel drive you're just gonna be dead i guess i don't know like that's what all those
00:15:00.880 guys in those rari crashes there was the who was it was it the guy who owned eb games or
00:15:06.560 or not ea games or what happened crashes rari there was two crashes in the last like five
00:15:13.100 years of like super rich guys that were just like ripping the raris and then they just crashed
00:15:17.780 um do you know what those are josh i don't know my producer's eating in the background
00:15:24.160 He eats while I do the podcast
00:15:26.940 Oh that was the last thing
00:15:34.480 I asked a different thing
00:15:36.280 Who are the guys that died in Ferrari crashes
00:15:38.560 Who's the rich guys that died in Ferrari crashes recently
00:15:42.560 There's two of them
00:15:44.700 In the last five years
00:15:45.640 Probably a lot
00:15:46.200 I wonder if it's probably
00:15:54.060 It's like more dangerous than a regular car
00:15:56.820 I don't know
00:15:59.020 Oh Call of Duty
00:16:05.760 Oh buddy
00:16:07.840 Kill Street 1.00
00:16:10.460 Fuck right before fucking Christmas dude 1.00
00:16:12.520 Oh 1.00
00:16:13.480 It was a fucking inside job 0.99
00:16:15.940 I saw the video. 1.00
00:16:17.340 His battlefield took him out.
00:16:20.480 Halo, we're going to come back.
00:16:25.480 But he was driving it.
00:16:27.220 He just lost control.
00:16:28.640 He just, like, tried to floor it at the wrong time.
00:16:31.860 And the wheels just, and he just smashed into a rock,
00:16:34.580 and the whole thing just exploded.
00:16:37.280 You know what I'm saying?
00:16:37.660 That's terrible. 1.00
00:16:38.860 It's like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:16:40.360 What's his face? 1.00
00:16:41.440 What was Paul Walker?
00:16:43.500 Yeah, what was he driving?
00:16:44.320 Harari, too?
00:16:45.260 No, I thought he was driving a Skyline.
00:16:47.220 But there was one...
00:16:47.980 That was the one, like, a couple years ago.
00:16:49.940 But there was one really recently somebody blew up in a Rari.
00:16:57.100 Maybe McLaren's...
00:16:58.780 McLaren's probably safer than a Rari. 0.99
00:17:00.540 Just asking at the dealership, like, yeah, if I floor it and it hits a fucking wall, 0.99
00:17:04.180 is it going to blow up or, like, crash? 0.98
00:17:08.020 Paul Walker was driving in 2005, the Porsche.
00:17:11.440 Porsche.
00:17:12.980 Carrera GT.
00:17:13.740 and what was
00:17:14.920 what was the most recent
00:17:15.980 like what was the most recent
00:17:18.560 I think Jay Leno
00:17:19.860 owns those cars
00:17:20.860 like not the racks
00:17:22.520 Jay Leno
00:17:22.920 I don't even think
00:17:24.300 like ever goes above
00:17:26.000 like 70 miles an hour
00:17:27.580 unless he's like on a track
00:17:28.440 no I'm saying like
00:17:29.140 you think he owns the cars
00:17:30.260 of all the people
00:17:31.180 that have died
00:17:31.780 in those cars
00:17:32.480 like a sick like 0.70
00:17:34.780 you buy the wreck 0.91
00:17:35.440 yeah
00:17:36.080 yeah he's just got
00:17:38.400 scrapped
00:17:38.940 I own the Paul Walker
00:17:40.140 yeah I got a bit of
00:17:40.920 Paul Walker's thumb
00:17:42.140 in this
00:17:42.580 It's a rack of a Porsche.
00:17:47.940 Is there any info on there?
00:17:52.760 The most recent one. 0.99
00:17:55.020 I just saw that fucking axe. 0.99
00:17:58.440 Anyway, it's scary. 0.99
00:17:59.540 I guess the safest thing to do is walk.
00:18:01.880 You got to walk.
00:18:03.000 No.
00:18:04.280 You got to buy the supercar and then just kind of.
00:18:06.520 Why did what was Paul?
00:18:07.820 Why he was racing.
00:18:09.080 He just likes cars.
00:18:10.720 Why do you have to go? 0.98
00:18:11.680 because he's fucking fast furious 0.95
00:18:13.700 because he saw vin diesel it's almost he like died for the brand but then the brand died because 0.96
00:18:20.940 people were like bro yo what's going on now it's just vin diesel jumping out of space like what
00:18:24.980 happened was there a space one i don't know man i stopped watching after tokyo dream what
00:18:29.920 oh yeah he was probably cheesed his boy was probably like yo it's like the movie 0.72
00:18:36.840 oh my god what the fuck yeah yeah this is a great thing to talk about when you rent a 0.98
00:18:47.140 rent a super well i don't know you brought it up you were like yeah we rented a supercar anyway 1.00
00:18:51.220 we could die and like you know any just parking and you could fucking die 0.60
00:18:55.180 flores it's not that fun that's what that was the whole point of it it's not it really isn't 0.94
00:19:03.020 even being in it it's just i mean we're too tall too i feel like if we were like five foot four
00:19:07.520 yeah we'd be like yeah but if you're tall it's kind of like suv you need like a truck
00:19:14.720 cyber truck cyber truck might be the coolest car because it drives itself
00:19:18.680 and it i mean it has like that's the it has way more pickup it's the the flex has as much pickup
00:19:24.420 as that it does the flex really is just like i have robots doing shit for me now like we've we've 0.99
00:19:29.740 we're we're past the era the power feels different when it's electric when it's when it's a fucking 0.90
00:19:34.400 actual engine you feel that like all of a sudden that boost you're like that is that is exhilarating 0.84
00:19:40.660 that's what it but how often do you get to fucking open road where you can do that 0.90
00:19:46.340 you know i'm saying that's why those guys all day in la they were fucking in traffic for four 0.95
00:19:51.520 hours in the harari and then finally like oh finally yeah seriously they're like they picked 0.96
00:19:59.020 their fucking little arrows like just don't give it that much gas like yeah but what else are you 0.99
00:20:03.800 supposed to do because that's a stupid thing it's like well why buy a car that expensive 1.00
00:20:07.340 to go the speed limit it's like for what just to park it and then have some other white guy be like 1.00
00:20:12.600 yeah you're like basically buying it for other men and like a few bit a few chicks for sure 0.99
00:20:19.460 bentley is better for just like driving around yeah like a roll rolls royce is cool that's safe
00:20:25.080 i mean that's i don't know what safe it is looks like a tank
00:20:28.840 i'm getting the huawei van chinese van that i sent you that video yeah that video that van 0.99
00:20:37.900 looked like shit it's it looks so stupid i know it's it's just your shoes off i'm like that's so 0.99
00:20:43.840 chinese take your shoes off in the car is that why they drive bad taking their shoes off i used 1.00
00:20:51.120 I used to know a guy that would drive around with his bare feet all the time. 1.00
00:20:54.740 My dad used to run a summer camp, a music summer camp,
00:20:59.540 and he had this guy, Craig, he was the piano tuner,
00:21:04.560 and he also was a brilliant jazz musician and stuff,
00:21:07.920 but he ended up killing himself in a car in Niagara Falls.
00:21:11.740 He was driving a Ferrari.
00:21:13.440 No, he owed the mafia a couple hundred grand.
00:21:17.300 I don't know, he blew his whole inheritance.
00:21:19.340 How? He played piano.
00:21:21.120 What were you doing?
00:21:22.760 Gambling?
00:21:23.320 Yeah.
00:21:25.880 Niagara.
00:21:26.660 Like on what? 1.00
00:21:27.380 Casino, poker and shit. 0.99
00:21:28.860 It was just like deep. 0.99
00:21:31.720 Yeah.
00:21:32.280 So anyway, he used to drive around his bare feet.
00:21:39.460 That was his thing.
00:21:40.520 That was like his thing.
00:21:41.400 It was like, oh, it's Greg.
00:21:42.960 Show up bare feet.
00:21:44.200 He's got no shoes.
00:21:45.140 Yeah.
00:21:46.180 Tune the piano.
00:21:47.540 Missing toes.
00:21:48.320 Well, yeah, that was at the tail end all of a sudden
00:21:51.560 I think he got like a large lump sum of money 0.99
00:21:54.060 And just was like, yo, fuck, I'm going to flip it 0.99
00:21:56.580 Couldn't handle it 1.00
00:21:57.100 Oh, yeah
00:21:57.600 Not everybody can handle it
00:21:59.160 You know
00:22:00.220 Some people start renting McLarens
00:22:03.780 Staying at not the shittiest
00:22:07.680 So you're telling me you didn't stay at the shittiest hotel
00:22:10.720 You're telling me you stayed in the third best hotel
00:22:13.060 That's how you know
00:22:14.720 Oh, we'll talk about that actually, yeah
00:22:17.980 but um you know comics when they're like oh my god like have you done this club the hotel is
00:22:24.060 horrible and it's like you still stay there you don't have to think it's not they're not putting 0.70
00:22:29.180 a gun to your head they're like you have to fucking stay at 150 a night place yeah you can 0.96
00:22:36.140 choose to stay at a nicer place if you want yeah you just have to sell out six shows yeah you can't 0.99
00:22:42.140 just be like yeah you know that's not that hard i mean at a certain point even if you're selling out 0.99
00:22:48.720 one show it's like just jesus christ take the hit fuck yeah it's better for you 0.99
00:22:55.040 look at this look at some fake balls some fake grass ball like that it's calming something 1.00
00:23:04.320 calming about a fake grass ball we got these weird shells vagina shells 0.98
00:23:10.940 It's 1.00
00:23:14.440 It's important
00:23:16.880 You gotta focus
00:23:17.560 But anyway
00:23:18.080 The big news this week
00:23:22.460 In the comedy world
00:23:23.620 Was that
00:23:25.300 Sebastian Maniscalco
00:23:27.860 Took away the jobs
00:23:31.240 Of 850 plus
00:23:33.480 Horrible comedians
00:23:35.880 That deserve to be out of business
00:23:38.620 i don't think he did it no he didn't of course but my that's i don't think that was like in his 1.00
00:23:45.860 like on his rider like yo look i'll take this radio station but i want these bums up there
00:23:51.320 it's just this whole idea that they have these new to this term they came up with they call 0.98
00:23:56.760 they go they're working class comedians working what the fuck is i'm sorry but a working class 0.96
00:24:03.060 comedian the blue collar club they're like if you make 20 grand a year you're not a working 0.97
00:24:07.360 class comedian you are in poverty okay like working class is like i think 50k and above
00:24:14.000 and there's very few people who are making over 50 000 a year on serious xm and if they were 0.84
00:24:22.300 that was because of some fucking inside job scam like they did in canada there was a guy who was
00:24:29.220 like the king of his name ben minor he was like the king of x serious xm i don't know if he 0.95
00:24:34.060 probably still works there but not anymore they fired him they fired him yeah but he was like you
00:24:38.740 know he he was like a king in a throne he was like a napoleon figure because if you were tight with
00:24:44.320 him you would put your exactly on the air and then so certain comics were like yeah i make 40k a year
00:24:49.940 i mean at the time it was canadian dollars so it's like still in poverty 28 000 but i mean it's
00:24:54.880 enough poverty that the government has to give you money when you do texas and that's how you know
00:24:58.600 but anyway oh yeah i'm making 30 40 grand yeah because you're in with the weird guy who likes
00:25:04.820 shitty comics that wants to help them out because he's jealous of all the guys that are actually
00:25:08.960 killing it and that's what this is all about it's a jealousy thing it's comics that i you know not
00:25:15.220 all of us are making millions it's like well then you didn't make it in the old days you quit 0.99
00:25:21.040 Go do fucking self-photocopiers or something 0.99
00:25:24.540 Get out there 0.99
00:25:25.400 Sell
00:25:26.520 Do something else
00:25:28.180 But no, I don't want to be successful at anything in life 0.99
00:25:31.540 I'm just going to be a shitty comedian 0.96
00:25:33.000 And then whenever a good comedian does well 0.98
00:25:36.160 I'm going to complain and go
00:25:37.420 Oh, that's the kind of comedy you like?
00:25:39.140 You've never seen me 1.00
00:25:40.000 Give me a fucking break 1.00
00:25:41.900 That's why you're broke anyway 1.00
00:25:45.280 You're waiting for a fucking SiriusXM check 1.00
00:25:47.520 I mean, it's just absolutely crazy 0.99
00:25:49.540 and to go after sebastian maniscalco who works his ass off and has worked his ass off for a
00:25:56.100 super long time and and deserves everything he gets i think
00:25:59.640 i like that you never really gave this guy praise until you found out he like
00:26:08.320 like i love this guy this guy's like yo this guy ruined like a thousand comedians careers
00:26:12.560 my boy it was your favorite comic yeah like louis ck sebastian maniscalco yeah whoever ruins
00:26:19.400 of most people's lives no it's i mean nobody's like that was the that's the whole scam of it
00:26:26.700 is that the comics are trying to act like there was comedians who are surviving off this oh and
00:26:31.060 where do they live in manhattan they're paying six thousand dollars a month rent to live in 1.00
00:26:35.240 800 square feet with six people fuck you live on the street you fucking fool 1.00
00:26:43.780 Begging for spots 1.00
00:26:46.040 Handing out little flyers in 2026
00:26:48.300 Saying
00:26:48.580 It's over, you're done
00:26:56.580 There's no chance
00:26:58.260 The only people who have a chance 0.99
00:27:00.280 There's the fucking 1.00
00:27:01.140 Idiots waiting around 1.00
00:27:03.920 In Austin, Texas to get on 1.00
00:27:06.140 Kill Tony, those are the only idiots that sadly 1.00
00:27:08.140 Have a chance 1.00
00:27:08.820 Some random guy
00:27:10.240 I got picked, I had a good set
00:27:13.140 That guy has a much better chance of making it 1.00
00:27:17.800 Than the retard in Manhattan 1.00
00:27:19.760 Going, oh, we come to my show 0.88
00:27:22.180 Is there a specific comic you're thinking about 1.00
00:27:25.340 When you talk about a retard in Manhattan? 1.00
00:27:28.760 No, I wasn't talking about my friend 1.00
00:27:31.400 I wasn't, no
00:27:33.200 Because when you walk
00:27:34.880 I mean, even in Austin
00:27:36.160 There's comics handing out those flyers 0.88
00:27:38.780 But they're less of losers
00:27:40.580 Because at least they're signing up every week
00:27:42.080 there's a little bit of a hustle going on they have a little bit of a they also have a more of
00:27:46.420 a stake in those shows and those um you know uh narba i know narbar is a bar in austin that i think
00:27:56.220 was doing really cool open mics that's under a lot of the city's like coming after them because 0.99
00:28:01.280 a garbage truck like ran into their fucking electrical pole and like fuck their whole 0.96
00:28:06.380 business up and they don't want to fix it and like but that was a good play and then oh like 0.99
00:28:10.960 Like, guys would run a show, but if you're handing out tickets to your own show,
00:28:16.040 I get it, and then you're trying to...
00:28:18.000 Anyway, my point is, the comics who are upset about this
00:28:22.740 and the people who call themselves comics that are, like...
00:28:26.200 For some reason, I get a lot of these thread tweets.
00:28:28.880 I don't see them on threads, but on Instagram, when I scroll,
00:28:32.220 it'll, like, show me random threads, and it'll just be some random open mic comic 0.96
00:28:36.440 from fucking being like, can you believe that this comedian did this? 0.95
00:28:40.220 and can you believe this comedian did that it's like you're not making you're not in the business 0.99
00:28:44.280 you're on the you're on the outside of the business looking in you have no idea what it's
00:28:48.720 like a lot of those people even if they started getting some success and they started touring 0.99
00:28:53.480 they wouldn't be able to handle it they'd be fucking booze and drugs and or they'd fucking 0.94
00:28:57.960 miss flights and sleep in and fuck up and not work out and whatever it is it's it's a lot you 0.99
00:29:04.940 know people like you lost a lot of weight i'm like yeah because it's under a lot of pressure 0.94
00:29:07.700 This is a lot of I want every show to be the best show for my fans that I can, along with coming up with new material, be willing to test new material, which some some fans don't want to be have new material tested on them.
00:29:21.220 And some of them do. So it's and coming up with and touring around and yada, yada.
00:29:29.220 So those these guys complaining about, you know, I'm a working class comedian.
00:29:34.780 Oh, you're working class comedian. Where are you working?
00:29:37.700 Where are you working?
00:29:39.540 Where's the...
00:29:40.180 Which club you were...
00:29:41.660 Oh, well, I, you know, Amateur Night. 1.00
00:29:44.160 You're not a fucking comedian. 0.99
00:29:45.440 You did one album six years ago, 1.00
00:29:47.740 and you've been surviving off of it for fucking... 0.99
00:29:50.500 And you still do the same material you did on the fucking album 1.00
00:29:53.620 that's playing on SiriusXM. 0.99
00:29:55.300 Oh, yeah, that's going to make you fucking a lot of fans. 1.00
00:29:59.800 Don't understand the fucking business. 1.00
00:30:01.900 Shut the hell up. 1.00
00:30:03.980 SiriusX... 1.00
00:30:04.700 Nobody's even...
00:30:05.320 The reason Raw Dog is off the air 0.98
00:30:07.300 is because nobody was fucking watching it. 0.99
00:30:09.100 Duh. 0.98
00:30:10.840 Most of SiriusXM people don't listen to at all.
00:30:14.280 If I'm listening to something in the car,
00:30:15.660 I'm listening to Spotify.
00:30:16.780 I'm listening to Rogan.
00:30:18.120 I'm listening to, you know, Shane, those guys.
00:30:22.320 Kill Tony's one on Spotify.
00:30:24.340 This podcast, hopefully.
00:30:26.320 Listen to my own podcast.
00:30:27.260 I listen to my own podcast to get the numbers up.
00:30:30.300 Come on, we have to get these numbers up.
00:30:33.320 I've lost your mind.
00:30:35.420 No, but I'm serious. 0.99
00:30:36.220 who the fuck i'm serious xm i'm serious xm about this 0.98
00:30:40.020 i'm serious what is this 2006 like oh you got serious in this car jesus do you believe opium 0.99
00:30:47.920 anthony's off the air this is a beautiful lexus came with serious xm free for a year that was
00:30:54.340 basically the entirety of those albums too is just somehow being played on the free six months
00:31:00.060 that were given with, like, every Ford.
00:31:01.960 Interestingly enough, my tie with Florida and Sirius XM
00:31:06.040 is that when I used to come here, my dad,
00:31:10.300 and we'd drive down a couple years, we did.
00:31:13.260 And we'd listen to Sirius XM.
00:31:14.940 We'd listen to the Raw Dog Comedy.
00:31:16.840 And it was fun, kind of, at the time.
00:31:20.400 I liked it.
00:31:21.080 That's actually funny. 1.00
00:31:22.860 Honestly, it was, like, pretty good shit. 0.99
00:31:24.420 No, it was, like, good. 1.00
00:31:25.440 Like, you know.
00:31:26.280 Good bits.
00:31:28.300 Anyway.
00:31:28.700 what was that one guy that he was on a lot of them uh he i never listened to it you maybe you
00:31:34.340 know this he used to draw he would like draw stuff but he had a lot of bits on there about like uh
00:31:40.860 dry hand dryers and rubber dubeck no no he was he was he had like a weird haircut he was kind of
00:31:51.600 like an alt comic he would draw on the radio he would draw no but he in his actual act he would
00:31:56.820 draw he almost had like a russian sounding name i want to say but um this is my point he didn't
00:32:05.220 make it you know what i mean he's working class what's his name yes dimitri martin oh dimitri
00:32:13.780 martin did he make it i mean like kind of i don't know what's his net worth
00:32:18.140 That's how I
00:32:23.920 I don't care if he's happy
00:32:25.360 He's a family man 0.99
00:32:26.240 I don't give a fuck 1.00
00:32:26.980 What's your fucking net 1.00
00:32:27.820 Wife 1.00
00:32:28.220 Your fucking wife 1.00
00:32:30.220 From this world 1.00
00:32:31.080 He's gotta be rich
00:32:33.340 Kind of
00:32:33.880 He had his own show 1.00
00:32:34.760 And shit 1.00
00:32:35.200 Oh shit 1.00
00:32:36.340 That's not bad 0.99
00:32:37.080 He's broke
00:32:38.200 There's nothing
00:32:39.220 What's it say
00:32:41.920 My net worth is
00:32:43.540 It's negative
00:32:47.700 does not have a net worth let's go yo this guy yo what's he worth no i do not know
00:33:06.880 Your N.A.
00:33:08.940 Public estimate figures of around 1.5 to $13 million.
00:33:18.620 $13,000.
00:33:20.080 Yeah, keep renting those. 0.99
00:33:21.040 Oh, 13K, 13Ms.
00:33:22.980 $13,000, yeah, $1.5 to $13,000.
00:33:26.460 Ben Bank is working class.
00:33:28.380 This guy's worth between $50K and $500 million.
00:33:32.400 We have no idea.
00:33:34.080 Keeps renting these McLarens.
00:33:35.220 Well, to be fair, it's probably the McLarens and the private jet.
00:33:38.000 Yeah, AI is just like.
00:33:39.180 You just keep like posting one private jet a year. 1.00
00:33:41.540 Everyone's like, fuck this guy's fucking rich. 1.00
00:33:42.960 13 mil. 1.00
00:33:44.300 Like, oh, yeah, it was a leg I got.
00:33:45.860 Listen, I have nothing against that.
00:33:46.860 He was very funny.
00:33:47.740 And when I was a kid, I would listen to it and on the way.
00:33:50.520 And I get the whole idea.
00:33:51.560 But the industry has changed rapidly from when I was a kid listening to comedy in the car on the way.
00:33:59.380 On the radio.
00:34:00.220 I keep imagining you had like the childhood of like a 1940s.
00:34:03.640 Not on the radio
00:34:05.020 Listen to the Marks, brother
00:34:06.500 Listen to Dimitri Mann
00:34:08.840 He's talented
00:34:10.800 But he didn't, you know, it's different
00:34:12.560 He didn't make it
00:34:13.500 Is that what you're gonna say?
00:34:17.300 He's talented, he's funny
00:34:18.820 He's a great career, but he didn't make it
00:34:20.660 A lot of people like that
00:34:22.480 A lot of people just
00:34:26.060 You know
00:34:27.600 They got a talent
00:34:29.600 They don't
00:34:31.540 They don't want to love something
00:34:35.120 They don't want to work hard enough to hate it
00:34:37.180 They're like I liked it
00:34:38.100 I like just doing a couple sets here and there 0.98
00:34:40.060 They don't want to actually fucking 0.90
00:34:42.280 Put in the work 0.98
00:34:43.700 And I get it
00:34:44.580 Nobody wants to do anything
00:34:46.720 But you have to
00:34:47.880 You have to choose what you have to do
00:34:50.160 For me it was be anorexic
00:34:51.980 You know
00:34:53.780 I want to be anorexic my whole life
00:34:56.020 My dream
00:34:59.220 Really was to be anorexic
00:35:00.680 as a kid 0.99
00:35:03.660 as a fat kid 0.97
00:35:04.480 I would just dream 1.00
00:35:05.140 about fucking having 1.00
00:35:06.000 a bony little bone 1.00
00:35:07.200 sticking out 0.99
00:35:07.900 it's fucked up 1.00
00:35:09.000 so I'm working towards it 0.95