Bankas Podcast - Safe Space for Dana White ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.000 welcome to the podcast everybody i hope you're having a good start to your week

00:00:05.660 it's your boy ben bank is like and subscribe do all that shit if you're listening on spotify you

00:00:11.620 know what to do um ufc 297 just came to toronto and it was absolutely insane i was lucky enough

00:00:24.960 to find a last minute ticket and uh spend all my money on a single night um no i was it was very

00:00:33.960 fun a lot of people i was looking around i'm like nobody at this fucking game can afford to be here

00:00:39.060 so i didn't feel bad at all and uh it was pretty cool few few people recognize me you know you know

00:00:46.220 what it is um a couple guys whispered some guy with a teardrop tattoo saw me passing by and he

00:00:53.300 just whispered olivia chow so that was kind of fun and uh it was sweet but so much controversy

00:01:01.560 i mean um the second that we showed up people were chanting uh fuck trudeau can we play that

00:01:08.600 fuck trudeau chant

00:01:09.740 yeah it's uh dude when we showed up that was happening just as we showed up and it was so

00:01:31.940 hype like everybody was so hype there was some nerdy like ufc guy behind me and he's like

00:01:36.320 uh you know saying fuck trudeau you're actually cheering for the american guy i'm like shut the

00:01:41.680 fuck up bro people are saying that because they're pissed off what the funny part about that though

00:01:48.960 is everybody's like fuck trudeau everything's too expensive but i'm still willing to pay 900 a seat

00:01:54.320 to sit like 50 rows back um and you know so but yeah it's it was kind of cool to see that

00:02:02.340 whole situation happening i mean dana white caused the stir sean strickland the whole thing

00:02:10.220 was a disturbance to trudeau's canada it was fun to watch do you have the second clip there of what

00:02:18.720 is it it's sean i think yeah let's see it what's this

00:02:25.200 oh it is is it strickland fighting

00:02:30.560 it's just the clip of him like standing oh no okay that's the wrong

00:02:34.780 oh his reaction to losing oh that's funny

00:02:38.320 okay play play the next clip the next clip's got uh i believe it's it's under the sean strickland

00:02:48.380 comment pretty supportive gay and lesbian community in this city i just want to ask you something you

00:02:52.320 wrote a couple years ago you said if i had a gay son i would think well look another another

00:02:56.720 i'm saying he's a swamp you guys a swamp you've become a champion

00:03:00.420 positive let me ask you something are you are you does he not does he not sound hammered in that

00:03:08.020 moment like he just sounds like he's completely shit-faced he's like oh i don't know why he's

00:03:12.680 or maybe that's a cte probably true but um okay let's listen to the rest of the clip let's fuck

00:03:18.840 are you let me know are you gay well no i'm asking i'm listening to the part of are you are you a gay

00:03:24.340 man okay if you had a son pause that the funniest thing is sean strickland like he knows what he's

00:03:32.060 not funny enough to like i wish i if i was in that moment and the guy goes i'm an ally of the

00:03:37.620 community i would have been like oh so you don't get pussy then like that would have been like oh i'm

00:03:42.760 an ally of the community it's like bro anybody i'm an ally too i pay taxes that go to pay for a drag

00:03:49.780 time story hour at all the theaters i forgot to wash my face i think i might i still do i still

00:03:55.860 have mustard on my nose from mcdonald's last night no i look good all right all right keep playing that

00:04:04.020 let's keep playing that like you know yeah sonny was gay you'd be like oh man you don't you don't want

00:04:08.740 a grandkid oh man well you dude you're a weak man dude you're like you're part of the problem you

00:04:15.060 elected justin chudeau like what you fucking when he sees the bank accounts like you're just

00:04:20.260 fucking pathetic and and the fact that the fact that you have no fucking backbone and and has he

00:04:27.380 shut down your fucking country and sees bank accounts you ask me some stupid shit like that

00:04:32.020 go yourself move the on man that doesn't really ask the question but i did want to ask also

00:04:36.260 things you said about the trans community you said uh this past october when they announced the bud

00:04:39.940 light sponsorship that you'd go so hard on bud light your next fight they'll have to accept me or

00:04:44.100 pronounce me when uh when they know what they will know what they stand for this guy's like

00:04:48.980 this canadian is not that canadian are you still going to use your fight time to kind of speak on

00:04:52.420 that here's the thing about bud light

00:04:56.420 is that it no

00:05:00.180 10 years ago to be trans was a what a mental illness and now all of a sudden people like you

00:05:05.860 have weaseled your way in the world

00:05:08.020 you are you are an infection you are the definition of weakness everything that is wrong with the world

00:05:18.580 is because of fucking you this is like pissing this is like pissing off a guy at a saint louis or

00:05:24.020 something you're not buying your fucking bullshit you're fucking petty the world is not saying you

00:05:28.260 know what you're right fucking chicks have dicks the world's not saying that world say no there are two

00:05:33.620 genders i don't want my kids being taught about you know who they could fucking school i don't want

00:05:39.140 my kids being taught about you know their sexual preference like dude this guy is a fucking enemy

00:05:45.940 you want to look at the fucking enemy to our world it's that motherfucker right there wow

00:05:53.380 yeah i mean he definitely eviscerated that guy let's be honest like that guy's life i mean if that guy

00:06:00.100 is straight and has a wife like there's no way she's fucking him happily now after watching that

00:06:06.180 like i would like if you just watched your husband get eviscerated on live tv and it go

00:06:12.500 viral for being like canadian pussy journalist and then he's just like yo that guy's relationship's

00:06:18.100 fucked now um yeah i mean dana white's obviously right in the sense that these people are fighters

00:06:27.700 the reason you know it's like an attack on his money making

00:06:34.820 shit for the journalists to be like oh why don't you put a leash on these people why don't you

00:06:42.340 because that's how you make money that's how he makes money because people watch these clips they go

00:06:46.820 viral the guys are insane they say crazy shit they beat the shit out of people and that's how you sell

00:06:53.620 tickets i mean it's the same thing that they want to take away from you know at some point in canada

00:06:59.220 if if things continue in a certain direction making it illegal to make fun of certain things um

00:07:08.900 which takes away my ability to make money which takes me my ability to afford tickets to go see

00:07:13.700 the ufc guys um who make their money on saying crazy shit about trans people

00:07:19.620 on a on a athletic press conference but obviously they knew what they were going to get as far as an

00:07:26.500 answer with questions like that dana dana said that we could pull up the clip of dana um talking in the

00:07:34.900 so much publicity it's amazing

00:07:40.100 do you ever consider going to those guys and saying hey this might be the one time you need to tone it

00:07:44.100 down this might be the one time you need to what tone it down the trash talk i don't tell anybody to do

00:07:49.460 anything i don't try to control any other human beings in any way shape or form do with this work

00:07:55.620 i say it all the time we're in the fight business and you know if you get your feelings hurt that bad

00:08:01.940 you probably shouldn't ask the type of questions when you know the answer you're going to get from

00:08:05.780 strickland let's start there you know what i mean if you ask him you know who he is and if you ask

00:08:11.220 him a certain question he was baited in that question well i'm not sorry my losing not referring to that

00:08:18.980 question just you know strickling up a little i know what you're saying i know no i know what you

00:08:23.300 asked me um it is what it is it's the fight business man dana i just want to go back um you

00:08:32.420 were talking about like you obviously give a long leash to your fighters about you know what they can say

00:08:38.580 when they are up there with a ufc microphone and you are getting into territory of homophobia

00:08:43.940 transphobia like is there i don't give anybody a leash well i'm saying you a leash i'm like free

00:08:51.060 speech so badass gonna tell people what to believe gonna tell people i don't fucking tell any other

00:08:59.940 human being what to say what to think and there's no leashes on any of them what is your question

00:09:06.820 dude he's like he literally is such a he is a he's a lex luther like he is such a like

00:09:19.140 villain like oh my god he's amazing at it he's so funny and he's yeah dana white really once he

00:09:25.780 started taking his weight and shit super serious too i think that you can tell when people get sharper

00:09:30.980 like he's sharp right now his brain is is working like i just i had fucking 13 mcnuggets last night

00:09:37.340 trying to cope you know what i mean like i mean i got my personal trainer later today my israeli trainer

00:09:43.700 is gonna um do some genocide drills with me but uh yeah man that's he's in shape dude because he did

00:09:52.280 that crazy thing where you pay like what is it's like 40 grand and they analyze your entire body and

00:09:58.860 figure out when you're gonna die if you keep living the way you're living right now and they

00:10:03.740 improve everything and now he's super fit so that's that's definitely um something i'm trying to do to

00:10:10.300 you know when i get a little more money for now just blow it out ufc and i was eating like

00:10:18.460 stupid shit they're like skittles and shit

00:10:22.860 trudeau's son was um trudeau's son was at that game though and people were

00:10:28.860 apparently people were saying that he was saying fuck trudeau as well he was chanting it with the

00:10:35.180 crowd and smiling and laughing because he probably thinks it's funny because i mean he surely knows

00:10:41.820 that his dad is up to uh potentially no good right so

00:10:48.140 it's really just it's just a yeah it's it's an image if you're listening but uh it's a picture that

00:10:52.940 his son took at the game and posted to his story and people like screenshot it like oh he's at the

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00:12:00.940 two days enjoy it i don't really feel bad for justin trudeau's son but i definitely think that

00:12:08.460 you know he should be embarrassed but he's not and that makes people hate him more because i think he

00:12:15.260 actually thinks it's cool he's like my dad yeah you all hate my dad like it'd be kind of cool if

00:12:19.900 you if his dad was a comedian and that was happening like imagine that or something or like

00:12:24.620 boo fuck that guy he said transphobic comment but it's like the opposite of that where it's the people

00:12:30.220 who are saying transphobic comments being like fuck trudeau and they the scary part is they hear

00:12:36.460 that message and they don't get scared they don't feel embarrassed and they just straight up

00:12:40.300 think fuck you you guys are plebs it's craziness um i think trudeau should have been at that fight

00:12:49.260 that would have been a good like or pierre like somebody should have been at that fight and been

00:12:56.220 horsing around i saw that joe rogan also shouted out pierre polyev and said that pierre polyev

00:13:01.580 thinks properly thinks straight and it's it's true dude pierre polyev i know people are like well

00:13:10.220 he's not going to slow down immigration enough yeah but he's going to make it harder to immigrate

00:13:15.020 right it's not going to be like i have my uh my visa so i can do but no it's going to be

00:13:22.460 come into the country and and hopefully have some credentials be part of the society and i don't

00:13:28.300 think immigration is really the problem necessarily it's it's the type of immigration you know which

00:13:33.820 is actually more offensive to say right to people because that's like more racist maybe but it's not

00:13:39.820 it's like are we bringing people here just for the sake of bringing people here or are we bringing people

00:13:44.620 here to improve our country and i think canada always wanted to help the rest of the world they

00:13:49.260 always wanted to bring people here as immigrants and and and help the populations of the world that need

00:13:56.860 help and want to live a better life but at the same time there was the goal of okay we're gonna

00:14:01.820 build shit and be a country and make our country good so that's important and get rid of all the

00:14:08.540 woke shit because if you bring like i do this in my act i don't want to give too much away but i talk

00:14:13.180 about how um people who aren't white are the ones who are able to kind of keep the colonialism going because

00:14:22.380 we're you know white people aren't supposed to be they're not allowed to be racist they have to

00:14:29.580 pretend like they care about all these issues natives and gays and trans but indians come to this country

00:14:36.700 they don't have to give a fuck right they're like i don't give a shit about any right same thing with um

00:14:42.780 chinese and shit uh i do this all in my act so i don't want to give too much away but just a little taste

00:14:48.940 and but that's the truth that

00:14:55.900 white people are supposed to just be like whatever and and uh you know whatever happens happens and

00:15:01.100 so it's up to the chinese it's up to the indians it's up to the muslims and the other immigrants to

00:15:07.020 actually make this country good or not or not let it fucking fall apart which it's kind of falling apart

00:15:12.140 right now because a lot of the immigrants we're bringing here aren't coming here to make the country

00:15:15.500 better they're just like you know i want to they're coming here to use our countries take

00:15:22.220 advantage of our country's niceness in terms of getting money and and shit that they that that

00:15:27.980 we're paying for that i'm paying for so if anybody wants to tell me i'm not woke uh last time i checked

00:15:33.740 i paid my taxes and they're paying for some pretty woke shit so even if i don't want to be woke i'm

00:15:38.300 fucking woke apparently and i'm diverse you know what i mean like my dad is jewish and my mom is

00:15:45.660 british so that's like i'm basically the mandate of palestine right there like that what do you like

00:15:51.980 don't even get at me for that shit i'm like the og of diversity in this country i'm like the original

00:15:59.100 mix jews mixing with fucking white no that's that's not true the original mix is french mixing with

00:16:06.300 natives because they got off the boat horny as fuck didn't know how to act they'd only been

00:16:11.820 hanging out with dudes for like a year they were just like mr steal your girl out here with the

00:16:17.740 natives just stealing bitches um some other very fascinating news dylan mulvaney is back with a new

00:16:30.700 video and um it's pretty disturbed i mean i like i don't mean to be super transphobic here it's just

00:16:39.100 a bit of a safe space but it's fucking disturbing to watch this shit and i was going to the bagel this

00:16:48.300 morning after a sleepover with my friend and i had to borrow her sweatpants so i'm standing in line for

00:16:53.500 the bagel looking like this which is not a normal dylan outfit hottest guy i've ever seen in my

00:16:59.180 entire life can i get your number um yes yes looking like this yes and then i keep walking i've

00:17:06.540 got my bagel hottest person hey how are you hey how are you i i couldn't believe it i couldn't believe

00:17:12.620 it i haven't shaved what so you're telling me that face putting all this effort in and i could have just

00:17:19.420 been like doing the minimum to get the maximum benefit this entire time and now i'm kind of

00:17:24.460 looking at myself in the sweatpants and i feel hot so i think yes and for a sweat pant era what do

00:17:32.940 we think i love you i love you oh thank god honey i hope it's a good time because we need wow i mean

00:17:41.500 i'm not gonna lie i almost got a little horny too there's i think dylan mulvaney's getting hotter

00:17:48.380 no dude who did i say that she looks like she oh yeah dylan mulvaney in this video looks like

00:17:55.740 garth from wayne's world

00:17:59.180 right imagine garth from wayne's world go coming around going wow i'm getting hit on all day this is

00:18:08.060 in my mind it's all made up it's all fake unless the only way it's not fake is like those guys that

00:18:14.460 are hitting on her are not actually attractive or they're just gay dudes you know what i mean like

00:18:20.620 there's gay dudes out there who are going to see dylan mulvaney and be like want to go out for like

00:18:25.260 she she being a i'm uh respecting her pronoun

00:18:32.700 she didn't specify those dudes were gay she just said they're hot i guarantee you they look just like

00:18:37.980 her before um the transition did she she she's full like cut off the dick or no i don't know

00:18:50.220 there is a level of respect that i have for trans people when they actually cut their dicks off right

00:18:56.380 like if you actually go through with the surgery i'm like cat yeah i respect that

00:19:00.300 whereas if they just have a dick and they're like i don't know maybe you want to keep this for later

00:19:09.260 like commit you got to commit it's like you know if you're on stage you're doing a bit

00:19:14.700 and you got to do an act out you fucking commit cut that off that's what i say

00:19:19.580 it's gonna be harder for gay guys to want to talk about yeah that's the thing if you're still just

00:19:27.900 gay but you want to dress like a girl to get gay dudes who like dress it dudes who dress like girls

00:19:33.980 i mean that seems like there should be a whole new letter in the alphabet to me but

00:19:42.940 another kind of fun uh video that somebody tagged me in that i wanted to show you guys

00:19:47.260 is in china this is it looks like it's in china this is in london england and apparently this dude's

00:19:53.980 just playing piano and was filming it and these people from china just start yelling on them and

00:20:00.460 it's actually pretty funny because they have chinese accents and they're from china and they're mad

00:20:15.260 uh uh i don't know we're not allowed we're not allowed you're not allowed because we're for

00:20:24.940 chinese tv oh okay it's not disco it's not disco there's no reason there's our choice that's our

00:20:31.580 right oh so it's not a legal thing it is a legal thing because yes you can yes and anyone can film

00:20:37.500 because in the uk it's a free country but we're not in public in china but we're in we're not in

00:20:45.820 china no but we are in britain great britain we're not in china i'm also british okay i'm also british

00:20:55.500 he's got a chinese flag it doesn't matter show me the chinese flag why you're touching her stop

00:21:02.700 touching her don't touch her please do not touch her please you are not the same age please do not

00:21:09.660 touch her don't touch her please don't touch her what does that mean you are not the same age

00:21:14.780 fuck those people sounded so olivia chowy that was nuts i just like could not

00:21:25.500 i couldn't stand that video i didn't even comment on it i just retweeted it because i didn't even

00:21:29.260 know what to say about it i'm like just check this out you know like i kind of like that too you just

00:21:34.140 retweet something just like i don't have an opinion on this this is just something i watched and maybe

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00:22:00.700 and conversations so you do not want to miss it go check it out they just chinese people literally

00:22:05.180 just show up and they're like this is china rule like chinese rules and it's like what the

00:22:10.460 fuck because there's other chinese people who are like showed up earlier or whatever or are against

00:22:17.020 that right like i've met chinese people who were like please don't film me my family blah blah blah

00:22:23.100 like it's one thing to be like please don't film me like my fucking family like i live in a fucking

00:22:26.860 communist country like i'm sorry like it's fucked up like please delete it but it's another thing to be

00:22:31.500 like no is my right i'm from china you cannot do what the chinese government do it's fucking stupid

00:22:38.220 man that shit pisses me off that's like when i go to tnt and there's so many cameras and then i like

00:22:43.100 gave the i gave a middle finger to like a camera at tnt grocery store which is a chinese grocery store

00:22:48.220 chain which which they have in canada i don't know if they have in the u.s but the uh it's like super

00:22:54.780 chinese apparently people from china if they go there their their cameras are equipped with all the

00:23:00.220 facial recognition shit and their cameras are equipped for um basically doing their social

00:23:07.580 credit score shit like if they fuck or if they go and go to the grocery store and stick their hand in

00:23:12.860 the fish tank then they lose like uh 40 points or whatever on the credit score back in china even

00:23:20.060 though they're in toronto because that's like how they like these grocery store chains and shit

00:23:23.980 use the chinese government software because they're basically owned or managed by the chinese

00:23:30.300 government right at there same like tiktok and all that shit so yeah i gave the middle finger i was

00:23:38.060 scared bro i actually felt like the chinese government was tailing me a little bit for that

00:23:42.140 shit like i they have the power to do that they have so many people dude like think about how like their cia

00:23:47.980 is like the size of like their the population of people that they could have working for their

00:23:53.660 version of cia is like what like 100 million people like they could have so many people here

00:24:01.820 just like spying on everybody and like there's nothing we can do nothing so it is kind of scary that

00:24:08.300 that shit's going on but it's also kind of funny to watch but i think you need to make fun of it so

00:24:12.380 that they're scared to well i don't want somebody may find them um

00:24:20.780 but it's okay world war three is what people are worried about i mean that's what i'm googling

00:24:26.460 at night when i'm fucking like yo what the fuck is going on i'm googling fucking world war three

00:24:32.700 i'm googling um i'm youtubing fucking yemen and shit and i see all this shit going down

00:24:40.140 and i i don't know what to say people you know there's this people are worried that we're giving

00:24:47.260 too much money to ukraine and then you we're basically in the war with ukraine which we kind

00:24:51.820 of are already and it's kind of fucked up and maybe the war could just start at any time like that's

00:24:57.980 kind of the gist we're getting which really sucks but when you think about how amazing society is right

00:25:03.980 now aside from all the like gay shit and the trans shit and all that stuff or that that stuff's not

00:25:10.940 even bad but more so like this that that stuff is what people are focused on and palestine there's

00:25:18.780 but everything else is pretty good you still got uber eats we still got internet cable all that stuff

00:25:24.540 running water gatorade go to a fucking ufc match so if all hell broke loose and everything blew up i

00:25:34.700 do think part of us would be like like after the aftermath would be like yeah that was too good to

00:25:39.180 be true you know like it was too good to be true that we were living at that high of a level for so long

00:25:46.060 and with such high amount of peace and prosperity so we need to be cautious and protective of

00:25:55.420 what we have stop being convinced to just shit on everything all like to the point where it's like

00:26:00.220 everything sucks like our society's shit it's actually pretty good that's why people want to

00:26:04.860 fucking leave their other shitty societies and come here and and and fucking deliver food for us the ogs

00:26:11.340 who uh you know we just need a bite to eat uh yo you're fleeing a third world nation yeah just

00:26:19.100 trying to get some subway at 2 a.m you know what i mean um but there was a crazy video that we could play

00:26:26.220 where basically the uk defense minister this is under the world war three ww3 you're seeing the proof

00:26:35.100 every day the world has become acutely dangerous around us our enemies are preparing and we are

00:26:43.100 just seeing the start of the tragic consequences from ukraine to the middle east the south china sea

00:26:50.140 to north korea south america to africa and new theaters from cyber to space warfare all of which

00:26:58.380 could have a disastrous impact at home how we respond will define our future and the choice is clear

00:27:07.580 the era of the peace dividend is over and now just like our enemies we must plan and invest for an era

00:27:15.180 of confrontation because the very best way to prevent war is to be prepared and in the face of

00:27:22.060 these many threats too often people count britain out well they are wrong britain can change the course

00:27:30.300 of history we can lead the world in fighting for freedom and when needed we can still fight and win

00:27:37.420 but to do so in this more dangerous world we must take a lead in nato back ukraine until the very end

00:27:45.340 better support our personnel upgrade our nuclear deterrent rapidly modernize our forces in doing so

00:27:54.300 we will deter our enemies lead our allies and defend our nation from a far more dangerous world

00:28:06.460 well there you have it folks the end of the world is obviously coming i mean this is the type

00:28:12.380 of shit that i was going viral last night and i was watching this going bro like these guys

00:28:19.020 want us preparing for war we're out here trying to do the podcast you know what i'm saying like

00:28:24.060 we are not ready as a society we are not ready people talk about getting their headshots done and

00:28:30.140 fucking you know um i i don't even know everybody's like yo i'm gonna quit my job and

00:28:35.820 become a fucking start drop shipping and you know finger bang andrew tate's

00:28:40.780 asshole or whatever whatever people are doing to to get by these days but uh the real threat

00:28:47.580 is just world war three straight up and people have said i think i think it was tim dylan who said

00:28:55.820 like world war three will just be us sitting here watching the podcast and just fucking demolish the

00:29:01.500 whole house um you just you won't even notice it'll just happen which is kind of a comforting thought

00:29:08.300 but um i don't think it'll be like that because

00:29:15.820 i don't maybe it will i don't i i don't know when other would they do nuclear armageddon just to make

00:29:20.620 sure that trump doesn't win i mean they already like de santis has stepped down we saw that and nikki

00:29:28.460 haley is still running which is really ominous because nikki haley was the one to be like now it's a

00:29:34.380 two-person race and everybody's like what the fuck you talking about you're behind de santis you're

00:29:38.700 behind um whoever the other guy vivek or whoever the other guy was that was above her in polling

00:29:48.940 and she's she just kind of people are saying that she's like a plant kind of like a left-wing plant she's

00:29:57.740 scary because she's very authoritarian she wants you know everybody's names and databases for all social

00:30:03.660 media accounts and you have to have your id to use social media and this and that and um

00:30:10.780 basically china like that's basically china and and i think that's the way the establishment does it

00:30:15.980 is like let's vote for a republican but really it's somebody who's doing similar authoritarian

00:30:21.340 shit and that's why um you know i don't want to get too into it but um save that for the patreon but

00:30:32.220 nikki haley is kind of hot she looks like uh she looks like she could be the mom of

00:30:37.100 that what's her face aoc she looks like she could be like aoc's mom and there's like a mexican dad

00:30:43.740 but i'm just trying to get to america right now man and i don't want to say too many crazy things

00:30:51.980 because i actually do uh love america obviously and i'm just trying to get

00:30:57.580 is she brown she looks a little brown she looks like a tiny bit brown should we take this off you

00:31:05.660 guys like the safe space sticker if you're listening we have a little safe space sticker this week we're

00:31:10.940 gonna try to we're gonna cover that with a proper uh bankers logo maybe we just do a different sticker

00:31:15.660 every week stickers are fun right stickers are fun shout out to all the people with uh kids too

00:31:22.620 because when you have kids you you remember how fun stupid shit like stickers what's up everybody

00:31:28.700 here are my tour dates right now windsor ontario january 25th february 1st in waterloo so go get

00:31:36.460 tickets for that benbankus.com february 25th that's a sunday we've added a second show in burlington

00:31:42.940 february 25th so go get tickets for that march 27th in edmonton alberta we are coming back to the west

00:31:50.220 edmonton mall the comic strip for another big show that is selling like crazy we might even add a second

00:31:57.660 show so you better go get tickets now um before that sells out and after that april i'm going to lol fest

00:32:05.820 in new brunswick and nova scotia you can find out all about my nova scotia new brunswick dates

00:32:11.420 on my website benbankus.com before that starts on april 8th i'm doing a show at halifax yuck yucks

00:32:18.620 which is almost sold out and then i'm coming to the united states of america baby i'm going to be a

00:32:27.340 legal alien a legal refugee a legal immigrant and you guys are going to um hopefully accept me with open

00:32:34.540 arms do you ever play that did you ever get those things from the grocery store it was like a bunch

00:32:38.460 of stickers and there was like a just a set setting it was like a kitchen or like a house and like it

00:32:44.540 was just like all the little bears and shit and doing dishes and stuff i like that shit that's what

00:32:50.540 really matters that's what really matters palestine update before we get out of here um

00:32:57.020 um what's going on uh there was a guy in toronto who basically was doing a protest a palestine

00:33:07.980 protest outside the zara and there was some like gay jew or like a jew in a pink outfit

00:33:13.740 and i think that guy said something mean to him and then this guy was like i'll bury you six feet deep

00:33:19.580 basically it was a bit of a threat and um now that guy's been apparently um charged with that

00:33:27.900 which is you know it's kind of fucked up that it's like so long after like it that kind of scares you

00:33:34.300 right like it just just from a like you know either side that you're on the jewish the israeli side the

00:33:41.420 palestinian side or whatever it's scary for freedom of speech when two weeks later after you said

00:33:49.420 something not even did something but said something unless it was like maybe he kept saying

00:33:53.580 shit or provoking people again or online or something but that is kind of scary two weeks later

00:33:59.580 elon musk went to auschwitz with ben shapiro that's like a very sobering um experience just

00:34:06.620 going to auschwitz with ben shapiro um good for them though auschwitz that's that also is going to make

00:34:16.140 a lot of money for the auschwitz exhibit right so many people like i want to go now i want to go

00:34:23.980 check it out i want because i honestly that's what the first thing i thought like fuck i kind of want

00:34:28.140 to go check out that auschwitz shit man like she i'm gonna go check out that auschwitz that's some crazy

00:34:38.380 shit bro like do you put like that's something like black people never would do is to be like

00:34:45.660 you mean like oh what are you doing for the summer vacation oh man i'm gonna fly out

00:34:50.060 poland goes fuck i see that auschwitz shit i'm trying to see them motherfuckers who started the mba

00:35:00.300 own the mba where they started from you know what i mean no um

00:35:09.340 kanye probably has been to auschwitz multiple times secretly they probably take him all the time just to

00:35:16.940 to fucking refresh his memory and try to chill him out

00:35:23.180 kanye west birthday party at auschwitz

00:35:29.180 yeah i feel bad for kanye he he got rid of his teeth he got rid of his top teeth

00:35:36.060 and uh he replaced them with like titanium or some

00:35:38.700 shit you could pull that up on that first tab you could just search like kanye titanium teeth

00:35:44.380 is that a real thing though that's real right

00:35:51.980 titanium dentures yeah

00:35:55.500 yeah he removed his real teeth

00:35:59.980 yeah that's like to me that's fucked up but it's also kind of cool at the same time

00:36:05.580 but you know his teeth were all fucked up his whole life from when he got in a car accident he got in a

00:36:11.660 car accident before his first album drop or his first big album late registration i think or was

00:36:16.700 a college dropout um yeah he got he got in a huge car accident he

00:36:21.820 fucked his teeth up so yeah which is absolutely wild dude i was actually watching the kanye documentary

00:36:31.260 this like past week it's on netflix i didn't realize like apparently it came out years ago

00:36:37.340 it's really cool but scary because he was like god

00:36:42.940 handed me was about to hand me everything on his like everything i ever wanted and he

00:36:47.180 it was like he was like i could take it away at any moment that's why he like got him

00:36:50.860 like that's that's how he felt about his car accident

00:36:53.100 which is yeah through the wire that's all about that and that's why that song is so epic too it's

00:36:59.900 like this guy got famous rapping just straight up being good at rapping and making the music

00:37:08.220 but that song was was incredible yet he had to he worked really hard to get good at rapping though

00:37:14.140 like he was really good at making beats he wasn't that good at rapping at first and he just was

00:37:19.340 believed in himself and kept doing and that's i mean i'm i believe in myself man i believe that

00:37:25.740 this podcast is going to be the biggest podcast in the world i believe that um we're going to do

00:37:32.140 rogan in the next 12 to 24 months god willing um big tour coming up in the us you guys got to go

00:37:43.020 check out uh my website and sign up for my email list it's an amazing way to uh stay in touch because

00:37:50.860 i'm going to be as soon as i get all my dates i've said this on here before but i'll say it again

00:37:57.740 patrons are going to get to know first we're going to make an announcement that all my us tour dates are

00:38:02.860 right now on patreon you can go buy tickets for them then i'm going to um send it to all my email

00:38:08.860 list subs and then a number of days later um once more we're going to announce it on

00:38:15.500 instagram and facebook and twitter and those dates are are actually in the calendar right now so we're

00:38:22.700 looking at may 2024 usa the tour is happening um and i'm just waiting on some paperwork to get the

00:38:31.660 fuck into the you know into your country man it's gonna be wild

00:38:37.660 fucking way way harder than a mexican just crossing over the board it's crazy like it'll be nuts when

00:38:45.420 i get to the states and i'm like looking at illegal migrants and i'm like bro i had to do a lot of

00:38:51.020 fucking shit for this um like i've been working on this and obviously shut out um jj 33 and west my agent

00:39:00.220 coming in and kind of helping me with the you know putting the putting the cherry on top final pieces

00:39:07.340 of the puzzle legitimately showing up to usa with dates with tour dates there isn't a comic who's done

00:39:18.940 this shit straight up since i think russell peters that showed up to the us already with tour dates like

00:39:27.740 comics are coming up to me there was a comic who came up to me at yuck yucks i was doing a spot

00:39:34.620 and he was like um i just moved to new york man like when you coming i moved there 11 days ago all

00:39:41.740 this stuff and i was like oh i'm coming i got a date and i like told him the date of the show

00:39:45.660 which i can't announce yet um and he was like oh so you're just kind of like an in and out thing i'm

00:39:55.100 like yeah well i'm going on tour like it's this guy's mind's blown he's moving to new york to to

00:40:00.780 hustle it out at fucking mics and and make a name for himself that way and a lot and a lot of talented

00:40:08.140 comics do that and kudos to them and shout out to all the comics who you know um honestly helped me

00:40:15.980 getting my uh getting my visa together and i'm gonna shout you guys out once i actually have it

00:40:20.460 in hand so i don't have to um but yeah man i'm excited it's it is a big deal and i do believe in

00:40:29.340 myself and sometimes i see why people think kanye's cocky and it's like oh he comes out of cocky it's like

00:40:34.700 he's doing showbiz man he's doing showbiz how he knows how not everybody can be a taylor swift

00:40:40.940 not everybody can be a chosen boy right a chosen rife right nothing against rife i think he's talented

00:40:50.140 as fuck and obviously his jawline is beautiful although last night i was scrolling and and

00:40:55.500 apparently maybe it's um maybe there's a bit of filler in there that's that was a rumor that i saw

00:41:00.620 where he read about matt rife that he had a bit of uh plastic surgery on the jaw which you know

00:41:05.740 kudos to him if that if that's how he made it and he knew he was gonna make it if he could get a

00:41:09.500 bigger jaw fuck maybe i should get liposuction like i don't know what the i'll go get cold what's that

00:41:15.340 cold shit cold therapy where they just squeeze your fat with the ice but apparently cool sculpting

00:41:20.780 apparently that shit's bad for you though makes you look weirdly shaped but um

00:41:27.260 um yeah man i'm coming in with heat and it's gonna be a big deal and my fans

00:41:36.380 are fucking legit real ones even the new the new fans are excited too the old fans are really excited

00:41:44.700 i've done shows in niagara falls where i had people driving from pittsburgh and

00:41:49.660 had a few other shows where people flew in from vegas just for the show to come watch so

00:41:55.420 i'm excited to come to you guys thank you for listening i hope you love the podcast because

00:42:00.540 this is as i already told you it's gonna be the number one fucking podcast you better

00:42:05.100 fucking follow it send it to all your friends maybe it's not a three-hour podcast like everybody

00:42:10.860 else who has fucking time to listen to three-hour podcast be honest with you every three hour almost

00:42:16.620 i've only listened to the ones that i really you know it's not like very few people listen to every

00:42:21.020 single moment but maybe that's part of it too with podcasts where it's like you don't have to listen to

00:42:25.100 this whole fucking thing you just listen to 20 minutes you're like that was funny and then next

00:42:28.860 week you listen to five minutes and the week after you listen to 40 minutes and the week after this

00:42:32.220 an hour and you never some of it never gets hurt that's just the fucking entertainment business now

00:42:37.980 man because everybody has everybody has a tv show and it's my choice how long it is and i don't want

00:42:43.820 it to be a three-hour show for you guys yet you know um i don't think i don't think we need that so

00:42:50.540 thank you send this to fucking 10 people make a video of you guys watching the podcast post it on

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00:43:18.780 we're going to be bringing you all the proper news every week on this show and you best believe we're

00:43:26.460 going to be pouring our hearts out a bit and and talking shit and the other thing if you guys think

00:43:32.300 that we missed something this week and there's something you really want us to talk about whether

00:43:35.660 it's from my career whether it's a historical thing a news thing current event pop culture whatever

00:43:42.780 put it in the comments and we are going to do it on patreon in a day and a half so if you guys really

00:43:52.140 are big super fans i encourage you to support the show it is the best way to support my career it's

00:43:59.420 the best way to show me love uh patreon.com slash ben bankus you can't google it on patreon because it's

00:44:06.860 explicit content or you can't search for it on patreon so you have to go to ben bankus.com

00:44:12.700 and click the patreon link or go to patreon.com slash ben bankus and it's not that much man i think

00:44:18.460 it's six bucks four bucks i think us a month and uh we i want to make that huge like so

00:44:26.700 show me love there we got over 36 hours of bonus uh content and we have a new episode dropping there

00:44:34.460 in a couple days and like i said anything we missed you let me know in the comments we'll

00:44:37.980 talk about that shit patrons also i answer all my dms chat on there about whatever the

00:44:44.140 fuck you want tell me um about your your shitty situation with your girlfriend or whatever the

00:44:50.620 i don't know whatever's pissing you off and you you know we'll talk about it on patreon we'll do

00:44:55.740 whatever um and it's it's we appreciate it bro thank you guys

Bankas Podcast - January 23, 2024

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