Bankas Podcast - January 28, 2025


School of Bankas Rochester Campus ｜ Bankas Podcast on Patreon - #057


Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

175.95271

Word count

2,878

Sentence count

371

Harmful content

Misogyny

10

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Toxicity

149

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Hate speech

29

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Summary

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This week, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by comedian and friend of the show, to discuss a variety of topics. The boys talk about his new hat, his new gig opening for him this weekend, and some other stuff.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 You laugh like a Jewish chipmunk. 1.00
00:00:04.080 What the fuck? 1.00
00:00:07.580 Yeah, people are mad at this hat. 1.00
00:00:08.900 I won't laugh at your jokes anymore.
00:00:10.020 Okay.
00:00:11.360 I'm going to tighten up on you.
00:00:12.060 Do you want to wear the headphones?
00:00:13.900 I think you need it.
00:00:15.180 Do you want it?
00:00:16.220 I don't need them.
00:00:17.380 It's up to you.
00:00:20.300 No, I'm trying to tell you that people were...
00:00:23.040 Well, they're not offended.
00:00:24.940 I mean, I got called gay for wearing this hat already
00:00:27.760 because this is a soccer team. 0.98
00:00:31.000 It's pretty gay. 0.99
00:00:32.580 Soccer's gay. 0.98
00:00:34.200 But, I mean, the guys who play it aren't, right? 1.00
00:00:37.160 They're getting tons of pussy. 1.00
00:00:38.940 Probably. 1.00
00:00:39.660 They're not.
00:00:44.920 But, yeah, people were saying that I'm gay.
00:00:47.100 And then other people are just fans of my original hometown, Toronto.
00:00:52.220 They have a soccer team.
00:00:54.060 That's a pretty big deal.
00:00:55.000 The TFC.
00:00:56.740 So, TFC. 0.98
00:00:59.120 I mean, I don't think the TFC has given me a fucking sponsorship anytime soon. 0.98
00:01:05.220 How woke it is there. 0.99
00:01:06.300 But I feel like the Austin soccer team, there, you know, somebody was like, that team sucks.
00:01:10.960 And I was like, well, I live here now.
00:01:14.400 What am I supposed to...
00:01:15.040 You know what I mean?
00:01:15.540 If you move to a city, I think you have to kind of go, okay, I like the team.
00:01:20.260 Support the Longhorns.
00:01:22.200 I was there for the loss.
00:01:23.600 I watched the Longhorns lose on TV when I was in the mothership.
00:01:27.800 And it was...
00:01:28.920 Who's sad?
00:01:29.920 Name drop mothership. 0.98
00:01:31.040 I saw you were getting up there, huh?
00:01:32.940 Getting up with the mothership.
00:01:34.640 Big boy bank is doing the big boy club. 0.97
00:01:40.820 The Jewish chipmunk. 1.00
00:01:43.140 Native to the fucking tunnels of New York. 1.00
00:01:47.740 Yeah, sorry I'm not doing bar shows with three people in it. 1.00
00:01:51.300 Fucking with no career. 0.99
00:01:53.740 Opening for me. 1.00
00:01:54.680 You had to pay your own way to get here.
00:01:56.860 After this podcast, you're not even getting paid.
00:01:59.180 You're getting paid in promotion.
00:02:01.420 You'll get 100 followers from this.
00:02:03.820 No, I wasn't razzing you.
00:02:05.420 I was saying that I'm proud of you. 0.92
00:02:09.940 I hate New York.
00:02:12.000 I hate the comic.
00:02:13.080 I like regular rich people from New York.
00:02:15.060 Because they can come to Austin and enjoy it.
00:02:17.520 I think I can come to Austin and enjoy it.
00:02:19.340 All the comics who are doing well.
00:02:22.300 Enjoy it.
00:02:25.600 Oh, yeah.
00:02:26.100 It's just the comics that have no...
00:02:28.120 How many followers do you have?
00:02:29.600 It doesn't matter. 0.81
00:02:31.020 Was this a dick measuring contest? 0.64
00:02:32.800 That's what this podcast is? 0.96
00:02:34.860 Yeah.
00:02:35.640 Should we see how far we can piss to? 0.99
00:02:39.020 You sounded so gay right there. 0.99
00:02:40.940 I don't know why. 0.99
00:02:41.580 Should we see how far we can piss?
00:02:44.720 Jesus Christ.
00:02:45.120 I don't know.
00:02:45.480 I got...
00:02:46.160 I got...
00:02:46.760 I got...
00:02:47.220 You know...
00:02:47.680 I'm trying to tell you about this hat.
00:02:48.920 I want to be sponsored by the Austin soccer team.
00:02:53.180 Austin FC.
00:02:55.160 I want a sponsorship.
00:02:56.720 The time is right.
00:02:58.460 Trump is president.
00:02:59.700 You need a guy like me prancing around.
00:03:01.920 Like, watching me play soccer would be funny.
00:03:04.480 You're...
00:03:04.920 Irregardless of my politics.
00:03:06.300 Which don't matter.
00:03:07.220 Don't worry.
00:03:07.720 Don't...
00:03:08.160 Just ignore that I say that.
00:03:09.480 Austin FC, if you're watching this, ignore that I said that.
00:03:12.540 I don't think they're watching.
00:03:13.960 We're going to get a sponsorship.
00:03:15.260 It's very possible.
00:03:16.180 I think you're...
00:03:17.500 They could be.
00:03:18.660 I think you're...
00:03:19.620 I think this is your last gig, kid.
00:03:22.100 It's your last opening gig.
00:03:23.540 I forgot.
00:03:24.120 You know something?
00:03:24.660 No, you're right.
00:03:25.220 I want to take that because I'm...
00:03:26.460 Yeah. 0.98
00:03:26.860 That's like a dumb... 1.00
00:03:28.100 Like, yeah. 1.00
00:03:28.780 They could be watching.
00:03:30.340 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:30.780 No shit. 0.99
00:03:31.160 It's a little soccer game. 0.99
00:03:31.940 That's why I set it into the camera.
00:03:33.640 Yeah.
00:03:33.860 I tagged them in the video.
00:03:35.120 It's my first time on film.
00:03:37.180 Seriously. 1.00
00:03:37.800 This guy's fucking... 1.00
00:03:38.800 I took this guy for lunch. 1.00
00:03:40.000 He's trying to tell me that he's a comedian.
00:03:41.860 He's opening for me this weekend. 0.99
00:03:43.360 He's not just a random fucking Jew that I found off the street, 0.98
00:03:45.940 although it's not far off from what actually is true. 0.99
00:03:50.780 But we're eating lunch.
00:03:51.920 First of all, this guy eats lunch the slowest I've ever seen somebody eat a salad.
00:03:55.980 He gets a Wagyu beef salad for some reason.
00:03:58.480 Like, rare.
00:03:59.340 He's eating, like, a rare salad.
00:04:02.040 Rare steak salad.
00:04:04.060 But he's trying to tell me...
00:04:05.280 He's like, I'm scared to post too much on social media
00:04:07.740 because my Orthodox Jewish cousin is going to see it
00:04:11.100 and be mad at me 1.00
00:04:12.680 and take me out for a fucking bagel 1.00
00:04:15.800 and fucking kvetch. 1.00
00:04:18.180 It's bullshit. 1.00
00:04:19.020 What kind of bullshit is that? 1.00
00:04:20.000 I think that fucking happened. 1.00
00:04:20.620 I post one picture with clearly non-Jewish women 1.00
00:04:24.300 and I get, like, a talking to about don't talk to shikses, you know? 1.00
00:04:27.540 How do you get a talking to from a cousin? 0.99
00:04:29.960 I don't even fucking... 0.98
00:04:30.720 I've never even talked to my cousins. 1.00
00:04:32.280 What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? 1.00
00:04:33.280 No, you're right. 1.00
00:04:34.020 It wasn't like...
00:04:34.740 It wasn't like...
00:04:35.340 It was nice.
00:04:36.060 It was fine.
00:04:36.600 But it's, you know, they're sensitive people.
00:04:38.700 Like, how bad is your life
00:04:40.060 if you're getting a talking to from a cousin?
00:04:42.820 You understand?
00:04:43.500 That is not even a direct relative.
00:04:46.060 That's not somebody that should have any influence over...
00:04:48.740 A cousin is somebody who goes,
00:04:50.320 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 1.00
00:04:52.060 That's my fucking cousin. 1.00
00:04:53.100 You're not... 1.00
00:04:53.560 They're not supposed to be like,
00:04:54.960 We need to sit down and talk.
00:04:56.720 I'm sorry that I love my family.
00:05:02.240 Yeah.
00:05:03.600 Guys, I can't post...
00:05:05.600 I want to be a stand-up comedian,
00:05:07.180 but I think that doing anything above a bar show is embarrassing.
00:05:11.900 I think selling out shows is like a...
00:05:14.300 You're a sellout,
00:05:15.400 even if it's like 50 people.
00:05:18.440 And I don't think you should post on social media
00:05:20.640 because I love my family.
00:05:23.500 That's why I don't post anything.
00:05:25.340 Jesus Christ.
00:05:26.380 You're right.
00:05:27.120 You're right.
00:05:28.900 That was...
00:05:29.340 They're going to eat you alive in the comments.
00:05:31.120 Yeah, they are.
00:05:32.160 But it's okay.
00:05:33.700 That's what I told you.
00:05:34.600 I tried to help him make a clip today
00:05:35.980 and he was licking his lips in the clip
00:05:37.520 and he's like,
00:05:37.900 We got to get to cut that out.
00:05:39.760 I'm like,
00:05:40.260 No, that's the funniest thing you do. 1.00
00:05:41.800 Fuck the bit. 1.00
00:05:42.480 Just zoom in on you licking your lips over and over again. 1.00
00:05:45.300 It's ridiculous. 0.99
00:05:48.720 But anyway, this hat. 0.81
00:05:50.800 It's a beautiful hat.
00:05:52.780 No, people are mad.
00:05:54.160 And people will always be mad.
00:05:55.780 And, you know,
00:05:56.780 like if I post something,
00:05:57.900 if I want to like...
00:05:59.260 You know,
00:05:59.740 if I want to post myself looking good
00:06:02.980 or something like that,
00:06:03.680 you know,
00:06:03.960 like there will always be people being like, 1.00
00:06:05.960 Fucking gay, pussy. 1.00
00:06:08.300 Oh, look at this guy taking a pic. 1.00
00:06:09.900 You know what I mean?
00:06:10.720 Like Drake does it.
00:06:12.320 He probably turns off comment replies for that reason
00:06:15.800 because so many people would just be like, 1.00
00:06:16.920 Pussy, pussy. 1.00
00:06:17.840 But like, 1.00
00:06:19.580 that's the state of the world now
00:06:21.540 where if you're,
00:06:22.720 you know,
00:06:22.940 people's lives are so bad 0.89
00:06:24.440 that if your life is good,
00:06:26.120 even slightly above theirs,
00:06:27.640 they're just so jealous.
00:06:31.060 People are jealous right now.
00:06:32.580 And comedians,
00:06:33.700 I mean,
00:06:35.100 in New York,
00:06:36.080 I feel like you guys are really jealous 0.99
00:06:37.440 because you don't fucking do anything. 0.98
00:06:40.240 I mean, 0.99
00:06:40.900 some people do.
00:06:42.360 Who?
00:06:42.700 I made a clip today.
00:06:44.680 I did something.
00:06:45.300 Under my supervision.
00:06:47.460 Like an intern. 0.97
00:06:49.120 It was ridiculous. 0.69
00:06:51.140 And which button do I press to do that?
00:06:52.920 Okay.
00:06:53.360 Yeah,
00:06:54.240 I know what I'm doing now.
00:06:55.080 two seconds learns for one second.
00:06:57.640 It's just like, 0.99
00:06:58.300 I'm a fucking clip farm now. 0.99
00:07:01.400 I'm churning and burning. 0.99
00:07:04.460 I'm just saying that a lot of comics on don't realize
00:07:08.640 that if you want to actually do comedy,
00:07:10.200 you do have to know some,
00:07:11.740 like a little bit of technical know-how.
00:07:13.660 Unless you're blessed to have amazing,
00:07:17.720 you know,
00:07:18.860 friends or family, 1.00
00:07:21.500 like you're fucking, 1.00
00:07:22.900 is your Orthodox Jewish fucking cousin in there 1.00
00:07:25.840 editing your clips and going, 1.00
00:07:27.180 no,
00:07:27.400 this part's not kosher.
00:07:28.380 We got to cut out the lips.
00:07:29.700 Cut out the sucking on the lip.
00:07:31.900 Licking a lip. 1.00
00:07:33.420 Jesus fucking. 1.00
00:07:34.380 I'm just saying, 1.00
00:07:36.720 if you're blessed to have people around you 0.99
00:07:38.700 that can do shit for you, 0.99
00:07:39.880 then that's great. 0.99
00:07:40.640 But if you don't, 1.00
00:07:41.340 you have to learn how to do this shit. 1.00
00:07:42.700 It's not rocket science. 1.00
00:07:43.900 Okay.
00:07:44.180 Like people are like,
00:07:45.200 Oh,
00:07:45.420 it's so hard. 1.00
00:07:46.160 I'd rather just work at a fucking restaurant 1.00
00:07:48.820 and do shitty open mics. 1.00
00:07:51.300 Like, 0.98
00:07:51.420 no, 0.99
00:07:52.420 if you learn how to fucking edit, 1.00
00:07:54.340 Jesus Christ. 0.99
00:07:59.600 Anyway,
00:08:00.160 welcome to a school of bankers.
00:08:05.040 Bank is teaching.
00:08:07.220 Got to teach these comics.
00:08:08.920 Jesus Christ.
00:08:09.620 Trying to teach Armin.
00:08:11.200 I'm in.
00:08:11.960 I told her he started,
00:08:13.420 he started headlining at yuck yucks.
00:08:15.800 And then like a month later,
00:08:18.840 his dad got diagnosed with like something.
00:08:21.980 So I was like,
00:08:22.980 now you're a real headliner.
00:08:24.820 You know what I mean?
00:08:26.160 This is like,
00:08:27.940 this is what you like.
00:08:28.620 You got to work harder. 1.00
00:08:29.920 And then your dad has to get sick and die. 0.99
00:08:32.520 Finally. 0.97
00:08:33.920 Cause he's,
00:08:34.660 this guy has a 93 year old dad. 1.00
00:08:36.460 Cause he was made in the lab and his dad fucked like a 20 year old or some crazy shit. 1.00
00:08:41.240 But. 1.00
00:08:42.920 He needs to die for you to move on. 0.98
00:08:48.120 Start posting. 0.99
00:08:49.700 No,
00:08:50.200 I'm joking.
00:08:50.580 I hope your dad's lives to 135.
00:08:53.920 Jesus Christ.
00:08:55.720 I'm just saying.
00:09:00.540 They're going to start making clips and then.
00:09:04.400 You know what I mean?
00:09:05.280 Real.
00:09:05.520 Like if you get consumed in your art,
00:09:08.000 like I think a lot of people are just stuck on.
00:09:10.980 In adolescent mode.
00:09:13.240 Where.
00:09:14.420 They're like,
00:09:15.020 well,
00:09:15.260 my parents are still on,
00:09:16.600 you know,
00:09:17.020 go see my dad.
00:09:19.600 Nobody's coming to help you.
00:09:21.300 You know what I mean?
00:09:22.740 Nobody's coming to save you.
00:09:23.980 So you have to.
00:09:24.900 And that goes for anybody listening,
00:09:26.920 whatever you do.
00:09:28.160 Whether it's.
00:09:29.080 You have some job that you hate.
00:09:30.620 OK,
00:09:30.980 save money and make sure that you start a business that you actually enjoy doing. 0.99
00:09:35.440 Don't just fucking. 0.99
00:09:37.660 Slave away for nothing. 0.99
00:09:39.940 But a lot of comics.
00:09:41.440 I get it.
00:09:42.200 They're they're.
00:09:43.760 They don't think they're funny enough and blah,
00:09:46.220 blah,
00:09:46.320 blah.
00:09:46.480 Well,
00:09:46.700 that if you don't think you're funny enough, 0.99
00:09:48.420 you shouldn't be fucking doing it. 1.00
00:09:50.360 It's bullshit. 1.00
00:09:51.100 Like, 1.00
00:09:51.560 oh,
00:09:51.700 I don't know if I'm ready to post the clip.
00:09:54.000 Then quit.
00:09:55.640 If you can't post a clip after like six months, 0.99
00:09:58.520 kill yourself. 0.99
00:09:59.300 Honestly. 1.00
00:10:01.060 Seriously, 1.00
00:10:01.620 he's fucking. 1.00
00:10:06.200 I mean, 1.00
00:10:07.400 like if you're a comic or you've never done comedy,
00:10:10.600 like there was some guy who came to a show and was like,
00:10:12.780 you're Ben Bank is.
00:10:13.860 Oh,
00:10:13.900 my God.
00:10:14.700 Oh,
00:10:15.120 I'm from Canada.
00:10:16.620 I'm going to try comedy tonight.
00:10:18.480 I was like,
00:10:19.100 dude,
00:10:19.420 no,
00:10:20.840 I didn't say that.
00:10:21.540 But in my head,
00:10:22.160 I'm like,
00:10:22.500 don't.
00:10:23.540 Yeah,
00:10:23.660 that's the worst.
00:10:24.380 You're not.
00:10:24.680 You're 35 years old.
00:10:26.360 Like it was.
00:10:26.860 You know what I mean?
00:10:27.480 It's like if you didn't start this.
00:10:29.880 OK,
00:10:30.420 like I get it.
00:10:31.360 Some people are just super talented and they can start later because or they had a following or they were just really interesting people and they know how to talk to people already.
00:10:40.500 I get that like I Joey Diaz started when he was like in his late 20s or something or mid 30s.
00:10:46.940 I don't forget.
00:10:49.160 That's I understand.
00:10:50.400 Rodney Dangerfield did comedy from 19 to 28,
00:10:53.340 quit for 10 years and didn't do it again until he was 40.
00:10:56.800 And he didn't even get famous till he was like 45,
00:10:59.180 46.
00:11:00.540 So I'm not going to sit here and tell you never.
00:11:03.680 But like you see a guy and he's like,
00:11:05.440 I'm going to do that.
00:11:07.900 No,
00:11:08.780 you can't do it.
00:11:10.940 Can't.
00:11:11.440 You shouldn't.
00:11:12.560 That's the problem with comedy.
00:11:13.680 Nobody's going to fire these people.
00:11:16.820 Nobody can fire you.
00:11:18.160 Nobody can have it.
00:11:19.180 Give you a talking to nobody.
00:11:20.960 Unless you're likable and smart.
00:11:24.740 You know,
00:11:25.280 in a way like or at least like smart enough to kind of. 0.90
00:11:29.300 Not be too retarded, 0.88
00:11:30.740 you know what I mean? 0.83
00:11:31.520 Nobody's going to like nobody wants to take anybody under their wing.
00:11:34.520 Like I'll take some I'll take you under my wing for today 0.99
00:11:37.140 and then you're fucking released into the wild. 0.99
00:11:39.640 Like, 0.99
00:11:39.900 you know how the giraffe it's like,
00:11:41.320 oh,
00:11:41.460 you walk. 1.00
00:11:42.420 They give birth and like just fucking walk. 1.00
00:11:44.480 Alliance right here. 1.00
00:11:45.400 They're going to eat you in two seconds. 0.70
00:11:46.560 That's literally my training course is this podcast.
00:11:49.660 This is all you get.
00:11:50.280 I want to say he's he's been really nice to me this whole time.
00:11:55.680 We've been having a great time together.
00:11:57.040 He's really a sweet guy when the camera's not on.
00:12:00.060 Really like a big brother to me almost.
00:12:02.820 I mean, 0.99
00:12:03.780 I was shitting on you quite a bit at lunch. 0.99
00:12:07.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:12:07.340 To be fair.
00:12:08.140 Is this less fun for you?
00:12:10.460 No,
00:12:10.940 both are fun.
00:12:12.720 Then then your other friends with your open mics are going to watch this and go, 0.99
00:12:16.300 you let him fucking just talk to you like that. 1.00
00:12:18.920 How'd you like? 0.99
00:12:19.440 Doesn't he know that you live in New York?
00:12:22.160 You live in Manhattan.
00:12:25.220 You're an artist.
00:12:26.320 You're an artist.
00:12:26.920 You're getting a haircut.
00:12:28.360 You go to the gym.
00:12:30.560 Doesn't he know?
00:12:32.680 I stayed with him for a couple of days.
00:12:34.460 I literally know your entire life.
00:12:37.040 You wake up,
00:12:37.980 you walk down nine flights of stairs. 0.99
00:12:41.160 And with no elevator and no fucking air conditioning. 0.99
00:12:45.860 And then you just go to a... 0.99
00:12:47.580 I have AC.
00:12:48.220 What are you talking about?
00:12:49.620 Kind of.
00:12:50.560 I have air conditioning.
00:12:51.480 Was it a wall unit?
00:12:52.780 Yeah,
00:12:53.140 I've got two wall units.
00:12:53.440 Yeah, 0.96
00:12:53.620 that's not a fucking... 0.98
00:12:54.520 That's not AC. 0.99
00:12:55.280 What do you mean it's not AC?
00:12:56.600 Bro,
00:12:57.980 if you had that in Texas,
00:12:59.320 like that's not even legal,
00:13:00.460 I don't think.
00:13:00.900 Like you have to actually have central air.
00:13:03.340 Okay.
00:13:04.320 I'm just saying that...
00:13:05.500 All right.
00:13:06.240 Or I haven't been to it in the winter,
00:13:08.720 but I'm assuming it's just way too hot
00:13:10.540 because the heat's just blasting.
00:13:12.540 No,
00:13:12.860 it works.
00:13:13.140 No,
00:13:13.320 it's fine.
00:13:13.800 I'm pretty comfy in my apartment.
00:13:15.480 Okay,
00:13:15.680 so you wake up,
00:13:16.800 you're super comfy.
00:13:17.900 You wake up about noon.
00:13:20.740 One,
00:13:21.400 two.
00:13:21.540 Average to two,
00:13:22.520 three in the afternoon.
00:13:23.720 Four,
00:13:24.060 five p.m.
00:13:24.740 You go and get a haircut.
00:13:26.940 You go to the gym.
00:13:29.100 You go home.
00:13:30.640 You make like the most sad meal on earth 1.00
00:13:33.000 of like a fucking piece of bread. 1.00
00:13:36.960 I don't even know what you eat at home. 1.00
00:13:39.480 What's your like dinner look like
00:13:41.020 that you would make?
00:13:41.980 Usually I like to,
00:13:43.120 not to be all like healthy guy,
00:13:44.860 but I like to like make a salad.
00:13:46.720 Maybe steak.
00:13:48.320 Maybe like chicken,
00:13:49.400 you know,
00:13:49.740 that's what I've been doing lately.
00:13:50.980 Like I do a little Israeli salad,
00:13:52.640 you know,
00:13:52.840 some tomatoes,
00:13:53.700 some cucumbers,
00:13:55.200 some parsley on that.
00:13:57.020 You know about parsley?
00:13:58.860 It's crazy to wake up at one or two
00:14:00.660 in the afternoon
00:14:01.220 and then make a salad.
00:14:03.000 Like that's,
00:14:04.500 like you literally just committed,
00:14:06.440 you're like,
00:14:06.680 I want to live as long as possible
00:14:08.080 and have the worst life. 0.51
00:14:11.100 I want to be super healthy
00:14:12.660 and just sleep in
00:14:14.440 handled too.
00:14:16.040 Oh my God.
00:14:17.900 I found this guy
00:14:18.940 at a yuck yucks.
00:14:20.500 True,
00:14:21.060 true story.
00:14:21.660 I found Ari shield 0.92
00:14:24.120 spelled S child.
00:14:26.980 Sounds like some sort of like Epstein
00:14:29.000 code word.
00:14:30.940 Yeah.
00:14:31.260 S child.
00:14:32.160 Yeah.
00:14:32.400 That's my legal name.
00:14:33.800 Oh.
00:14:34.460 First stage on my right shield
00:14:35.880 because everybody.
00:14:36.800 Oh,
00:14:36.880 you spell it different.
00:14:37.980 Yeah.
00:14:38.260 I spell it shield
00:14:39.080 for,
00:14:40.020 for stand up.
00:14:41.840 See, 0.99
00:14:42.340 this is why they hate the Jews 1.00
00:14:43.280 because you're like, 0.68
00:14:44.580 my real name didn't suit me. 0.99
00:14:46.780 So then I became a parasite 0.99
00:14:48.140 and I fucking was parasitical 1.00
00:14:50.640 into the shield. 0.99
00:14:52.960 Like I'm shielding you
00:14:53.880 from my Judaism.
00:14:54.680 Let me put on my shield.
00:14:59.800 Ari shield.
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