Bankas Podcast - October 05, 2023


The Last Canadian Podcast ｜ The Bankas Show - #032

Topics
just for laughs
Hosted by
Ben Bankas
Mentioned
Andrew Schultz Justin Trudeau Ryan Thornton Carson Olivia Chow Newfoundland Daniel Boardman Tim Dillon Vancouver Northeast Dave Chappelle Steven Seagal John Norquay Wab Canoe Bankus Rudy Victor Herman Luis J. Gomez Instagram Facebook Tony Hinchcliffe Manitoba Stevens Daniel Baldwin and 11 more
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Episode Stats


Length

45 minutes

Words per minute

150.75

Word count

6,846

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

23

sentences flagged

Toxicity

246

sentences flagged

Hate speech

40

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this solo episode of The Bankist Show, we talk about a police officer being tasered, a man being arrested for carrying Canadian flags, and the tragic death of a man who was stabbed to death on the sidewalk by a crazed teenage criminal.

Transcript

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00:00:00.200 Welcome. Welcome to the Bankist show, everybody. We are here at the studio, which we are still working on.
00:00:10.720 It's a work in progress so far. I just have the snake plant, which isn't very exciting.
00:00:15.920 Today is a solo podcast, so we will be having no guests on the show.
00:00:22.440 Oh, that's a little video that we have for you. Why don't we just jump into this video, actually?
00:00:27.560 So somebody apparently got arrested today in Ottawa for protesting something.
00:00:36.900 Let's just see what this is.
00:00:38.120 Back up!
00:00:45.180 Back up!
00:00:45.520 You're going to back up!
00:00:50.880 Go ahead.
00:00:55.420 Okay so so far I see a cop that has a British accent or an Australian accent which you know
00:01:13.060 that's I that's part of the new world order I mean is it that we just every all the cops are
00:01:19.100 either Chinese or British or something I don't know because England has all those anti-speech
00:01:23.440 laws now right in England if you say do a Chinese accent you go to jail for 15 years
00:01:30.580 but there it's more offensive because it's a British Chinese accent sounds like this
00:01:35.280 it's a little bit it's a little Olivia Chow is different Olivia Chow is 0.95
00:01:42.400 British Chinese is oh that's the difference I'm a specialist in what's what's the Chinese version
00:01:52.380 of Ebonics Chinonics so they arrested some guy he looks like a crackhead I don't really know what
00:02:00.420 exactly happened here but that was today was the Ottawa police officer being attacked apparently
00:02:10.520 this police officer this guy was obviously losing it because he's pointing the taser at 0.89
00:02:15.400 random people with fucking can it holding Canadian flags this is what's going on in downtown Ottawa 0.97
00:02:22.540 today the same day that we swore in Canada swore in our new speaker of the house so the old speaker the 0.98
00:02:34.480 house was taken away he's he resigned because he was the guy behind having the Nazi there apparently that's
00:02:42.400 that's apparently what what happened which is it's kind of weird to me that that's
00:02:48.760 you know that previous speakers seemed kind of bipartisan I don't want to get into too much 0.59
00:02:57.540 politics right now but I do read a lot of this bullshit on a daily basis he seemed more bipartisan
00:03:04.280 and this the new guy is apparently like super liberal and it was part of a bill to make people 0.98
00:03:10.600 eat insects which now that's what liberalism is which is hard to believe imagine telling somebody 20
00:03:17.720 years ago they go what's it like being a liberal in 2023 well you have to be trans and you eat insects 1.00
00:03:26.280 and you if you use plastic you have to kill yourself a lot of these people are these these woke people
00:03:36.900 are completely out of their minds they're in a different reality okay than people who aren't well
00:03:44.720 that's just plain simple here's an example of that as we see right here Brooklyn activist Ryan
00:03:53.820 Thorson Carson would feel sorry for violent teenager who stabbed him to death and think of him as a victim
00:04:03.840 of a broken system say his friends Ryan Carson this is a guy who was very woke right Ryan Carson
00:04:18.220 who's this guy black I like you search Ryan Carson the first thing that comes up up is black man
00:04:25.660 stabs white man to death for looking at him is this the whole stabbing oh yeah it is oh they they censored
00:04:33.340 that one little part which is probably good for YouTube because I've already seen the uncensored version
00:04:37.260 so here's the video I don't know if you guys have seen this but this guy was who was he exactly
00:04:44.220 um I don't know I just want to read the description of who he was
00:04:51.360 oh the girlfriend of Ryan Carson stood as her boyfriend was attacked and then watched him
00:04:57.560 dying on the sidewalk after a crazed teen stabbed him to death at NYC she refused to give description
00:05:04.100 of the assailant to the cops the friends of the victims say he'd feel sorry for the teenage criminal 1.00
00:05:11.320 and think of him as a victim of a broken system look at this fucking loser look at this fucking 1.00
00:05:16.640 loser's face poor guy died on a sidewalk it's a bad death this is his girlfriend she looks 1.00
00:05:27.620 kind of she looks like the lead singer of pussy riot or the one of the pussy riot members who 1.00
00:05:34.580 was uh just on Whitney Cummings podcast who the grows in BDSM that's who this but this is so this is 0.97
00:05:42.720 him dying let's watch that we can listen to that
00:05:47.420 so it's right here's the main thing he trips hits that
00:05:56.560 I love I love the woke like way of like dealing with it in this situation it's just like
00:06:07.880 please we like you people we want to help we're here to help and then you just just have them to
00:06:14.340 death oh man I wonder what Ryan Carson's parents think do they also think that that uh you know feel
00:06:23.180 sorry for the criminal very psychotic
00:06:28.040 world that we live in 1.00
00:06:31.320 I don't even know what to say about that other than that guy probably deserves to be dead 0.99
00:06:39.640 for being just so annoying for so many years and just being woke and being 0.98
00:06:46.460 and oh defund the police and oh and now the police are defund oh there's no cops oh you just got 1.00
00:06:52.640 stabbed to death oh but oh oh you let's remember him as a guy who helped bullshit who the fuck did 0.99
00:06:59.460 he help besides himself clearly he's out at 4 a.m. dressed pretty fucking nice probably going to a nice 1.00
00:07:06.340 restaurant and he's dead he's dead because he was a fucking loser okay that's that should be reason 1.00
00:07:16.980 enough to stop with this fucking woke bullshit you want to be dead you want to be fucking loser with no self-defense 1.00
00:07:23.800 skill and just stay oh oh I gave money to BLM 1.00
00:07:28.740 it's just my opinion nothing more nothing less let me just break for a moment and remind you guys that I
00:07:41.960 am about to go on tour you were listening to this podcast on Thursday October 5th that's when this
00:07:50.200 podcast comes out I am going to be performing in Halifax two shows October 11th okay the first show is sold
00:07:59.220 out get tickets to the late show in Halifax October 11th October 12th St. John's Newfoundland not selling
00:08:08.400 the best not gonna lie to you not a lot of people there speak English they speak
00:08:13.780 so
00:08:23.800 been a little tough did get a death threat from there when I initially went uh when when that 0.95
00:08:32.020 Korean fat Korean lady from California posted my video saying how racist I was I got a couple 0.91
00:08:38.800 of the old death threats from threatening my original date in September for the Newfoundland 0.98
00:08:46.580 show so probably gonna get killed there for making fun to
00:08:51.240 anyway go buy tickets to see me live in St. John's Newfoundland by the way St. John's Newfoundland 0.97
00:09:01.660 fucking beautiful the people there are obviously awesome and cool I'm just joking around 0.99
00:09:05.320 stop being so fucking sensitive you fucking body fucking body today um Newfoundland October 12th 1.00
00:09:15.340 the end of the month October 31st we're doing it big at yuck yucks again for a special show 1.00
00:09:21.560 the Halloween extravaganza you cannot miss this it's gonna be amazing 0.97
00:09:27.800 Olivia Chow is gonna be there to possibly Tam and fucking Trudeau people yeah 1.00
00:09:37.420 Don Cherry might be there we might have actual trans people there you never know might hire some trans 0.99
00:09:47.060 to to wander the aisles Halloween we want it to be spooky we want people to be scared so that is my
00:09:55.060 thought on what we should do for that and then in November I'm going on tour legit we are starting
00:10:00.800 the do better tour of course do better is something that a lot of my haters would say
00:10:08.160 on videos and on posts and tweets that you can do better than this you can do oh you should be able
00:10:15.140 to do better you're university educated do better so we're gonna do better and it starts off in
00:10:21.560 Winnipeg November 7th Saskatoon November 10th at the Coors event center one of the cooler venues that
00:10:28.380 we are doing obviously Winnipeg's and yuck yucks then we're going to Victoria BC Herman's Jazz Lounge
00:10:34.940 Surrey BC yuck yuck Surrey Vancouver yuck yucks Vancouver Northeast possibly hopefully no offense to
00:10:44.000 yuck yucks Vancouver Northeast the venue is what it is it's actually pretty fun to do comedy there
00:10:49.380 but we're moving on to bigger and better things I don't want to say much but May June
00:10:57.500 Vancouver I'm going to be doing a big theater there okay so we're going to be this is the last
00:11:04.640 chance to come see me fucking around with my new amazing material and doing some crowd work 0.92
00:11:12.300 and fucking just making you guys have an unforgettable night that's that's really my goal when you come 0.99
00:11:18.120 out to see me make sure you have a fucking unforgettable night you laugh your ass off 0.99
00:11:21.500 so we will see you in Vancouver on those dates this 15th 16th 17th I'll be in BC and then the 20th 0.98
00:11:31.880 and 22nd I'll be in Alberta and Calgary and Edmonton go get tickets at BenBankus.com
00:11:37.960 want to take this time to remind you support the Bankus show on Patreon patreon.com slash BenBankus
00:11:46.420 want to thank my supporters on Patreon you guys help pay for this brand new microphone and
00:11:53.020 Canada arm or whatever the fuck this is but I want to get into it guys I want to get to know you a
00:11:59.300 little bit you know I really the last few weeks have been really exciting the podcast has been 0.96
00:12:04.740 blowing up I know it's partially because of Chris Sky and it's partially because Daniel Boardman is famous
00:12:10.660 in India but it's also because we are hustling and people are loving the name they're loving the
00:12:16.220 name BenBankus and I want to do a little bit of manifesting here on the Bankus show because that's
00:12:22.680 what we do we manifest Andrew Schultz manifested he was already doing big theaters the Danforth Music Hall
00:12:34.280 in Toronto I believe is where he manifested that he was going to do Scotiabank Arena okay so I want to
00:12:41.620 take this moment to say Andrew Schultz I am manifesting to not play where the Raptors play
00:12:47.760 I want to play where the Knicks play I'm coming to your hometown next okay Schultz-y 0.91
00:12:55.240 you know what just tinder joke that was my joke but I gave you that because I like you and I know
00:13:04.000 you didn't take it from me because there's no way you watch my special from three years ago
00:13:07.720 that has 40,000 views on YouTube called please wear a mask and found that joke or watched one of the
00:13:14.120 many reels that had hundreds of thousands of views with that joke I know you came up with it by
00:13:20.840 yourself I'm being serious I know it sounds like I'm being sarcastic but I'm being serious and 0.98
00:13:27.460 I respect his hustle I respect Andrew Schultz I'll give him a fucking joke I'll trade a joke with him 0.96
00:13:36.400 like Pokemon cards okay Andrew you want to do that joke be my guest okay I'll tell you what 0.97
00:13:45.360 a lot of people ask me they're like oh you should have you how come you didn't get to open for
00:13:51.480 Andrew Schultz at the at the at the ACC at the Scotiabank Arena
00:13:55.360 look I don't want to open for anybody there's a lot of comics out there you know I'm opening oh
00:14:05.060 guys come see me I'm opening for Tony Hinchcliffe I'm I'm opening for Tim Dillon nobody opens for Tim
00:14:12.460 Dillon I asked Tim Dillon let me open for him he told me to never speak to him again okay 0.78
00:14:17.980 Andrew Schultz I didn't even have I didn't even want to ask the stupid question can I just go to
00:14:26.580 Bank Arena I know you did like well he did my show let me just remind you guys 0.88
00:14:33.460 Andrew Schultz opened for me okay everybody's out here going how come you didn't open for Andrew
00:14:43.240 Schultz at Scotiabank Arena because he opened for me
00:14:49.240 at yuck yucks and guess what that was probably a better show somebody in the comments who went to 0.99
00:14:59.740 both shows let us know what was the better show but for real Schultz is a fucking legend because 1.00
00:15:07.160 he fucking manifest shit that's why people hate people hate people like Schultz people hate me 0.99
00:15:12.220 because I manifest even other successful people are like oh this guy thinks he can be successful 1.00
00:15:18.140 yeah I do okay
00:15:23.000 I grew up watching my dad who's an artist figure out how to be successful as an immigrant to this country
00:15:32.260 you don't think I can be successful as a citizen of tax-paying citizen
00:15:38.600 I pay taxes in this country that go towards funding the arts
00:15:45.600 and funding the venues that I then call to ask to perform in and then those venues tell me
00:15:53.800 I can't perform there so I have to go perform at a different venue
00:15:57.620 make a bunch of money pay tax and give that to the venue that won't let me perform
00:16:03.340 that's Canadian communist logic 101
00:16:07.740 totally insane is it not that that's what it is but what else are we going to manifest here guys
00:16:15.220 10,000 views for this podcast by the end of I don't know next month a month after that
00:16:22.640 no problemo
00:16:24.880 let's give Trudeau a podcast to censor
00:16:31.900 because right now there are no Canadian podcasts that are good enough to be regulated
00:16:38.300 okay there's not a single Canadian podcast that gets enough views to be regulated
00:16:43.680 but what's crazy about this new law that Trudeau's come up with
00:16:47.080 is that it's going to regulate American podcasts or other international podcasts that are played to Canadians
00:16:54.060 hello Joe Rogan you're going to be censored by Trudeau
00:17:00.400 are you really allowing this to happen 0.99
00:17:02.580 it's ridiculous 0.96
00:17:05.040 so there is a protest happening 0.60
00:17:07.720 my good friend Daniel Bloodman
00:17:11.980 the Jew that the government is afraid of 0.99
00:17:17.480 because he's out of his mind 0.98
00:17:19.640 and he's from Indiana
00:17:21.280 Daniel Bloodman
00:17:23.820 Daniel is organizing a protest at Christia Freeland's office
00:17:31.060 October 14th
00:17:33.100 Saturday from 5 to 6 p.m.
00:17:36.820 I repeat
00:17:37.440 October 14th
00:17:38.820 5 to 6 p.m.
00:17:39.820 outside Christia Freeland's office
00:17:41.300 at Spadina and Bloor in Toronto
00:17:42.960 Daniel Boardman is organizing this
00:17:45.740 am I telling you to go to this
00:17:46.980 no
00:17:47.420 am I telling you it's a thing you could go to
00:17:49.580 potentially
00:17:50.480 so there are protests happening
00:17:54.320 will I be there
00:17:55.240 maybe
00:17:55.720 will I be speaking at it
00:17:57.120 making jokes on the street
00:17:58.340 in front of shoppers drug bar
00:17:59.580 very possible
00:18:00.500 across from the Jewish community center
00:18:03.040 highly likely
00:18:05.260 people have to be upset about this
00:18:08.740 I mean 0.75
00:18:09.340 why don't you just crush 0.54
00:18:11.840 Canadians dreams
00:18:13.020 more
00:18:14.480 or should I say
00:18:16.660 how could you crush
00:18:17.820 Canadians dreams anymore
00:18:19.300 than you're already crushing them
00:18:21.100 over the last three years
00:18:22.340 and that's another reason by the way
00:18:24.220 that people hate me 0.98
00:18:25.340 is because I don't really give a shit 0.97
00:18:26.760 every time that there's adversity 0.97
00:18:29.820 I figure out a way
00:18:31.020 to
00:18:32.340 overcome it
00:18:33.940 that's
00:18:35.020 what you're supposed to do
00:18:36.840 that's what we learned in school
00:18:38.440 remember when we'd
00:18:39.620 watch movies in school
00:18:41.140 and the teacher would wheel in that big TV
00:18:42.960 and we'd watch a big
00:18:43.880 inspirational movie
00:18:45.460 like Rudy
00:18:46.600 remember Rudy
00:18:48.160 about the retarded kid 0.99
00:18:49.560 who played football
00:18:50.400 we all need a little more 0.95
00:18:52.780 retarded kid who played football 0.99
00:18:54.240 in us all
00:18:55.120 okay
00:18:56.380 so
00:18:57.560 believe in yourselves
00:19:00.340 when this adversity comes
00:19:01.480 number one
00:19:01.980 number two
00:19:02.640 yeah
00:19:05.800 Trudeau wants to crush
00:19:07.320 people's dreams
00:19:08.380 that's why the taxes
00:19:09.700 are so awful in Canada
00:19:11.300 because they want to 0.71
00:19:12.940 disincentivize you
00:19:14.220 from being rich
00:19:15.180 because the poorer you are 1.00
00:19:17.360 the less you give a shit 1.00
00:19:18.960 about any of the awful things 0.99
00:19:20.960 happening in this country
00:19:21.920 it's
00:19:23.400 it's really that simple
00:19:24.640 folks
00:19:26.020 it's that
00:19:26.860 simple
00:19:28.100 the poorer you are
00:19:32.200 the less
00:19:33.640 control
00:19:34.260 over what happens
00:19:35.620 in this country
00:19:36.080 you have
00:19:36.460 the more money you have
00:19:37.800 the more say you have
00:19:38.940 it really is like that
00:19:40.780 okay
00:19:41.680 so
00:19:43.000 they don't want you
00:19:43.680 getting rich
00:19:44.260 that's why
00:19:45.400 oh
00:19:45.720 oh you have a successful
00:19:46.780 small business
00:19:47.440 now you're
00:19:48.160 800k in debt
00:19:49.380 because of COVID
00:19:50.280 but don't worry
00:19:50.920 it's a government loan
00:19:51.820 so it's a low
00:19:52.640 interest
00:19:53.540 or no interest
00:19:54.380 and it's tax
00:19:55.200 free
00:19:56.360 and you can write it off
00:19:57.900 and blah blah blah 1.00
00:19:58.800 all this bullshit 1.00
00:19:59.900 just saying 1.00
00:20:02.160 people need to fucking 0.99
00:20:06.180 be upset about that 0.99
00:20:08.880 somebody said to me
00:20:10.120 they're like
00:20:10.420 oh they're
00:20:11.120 because
00:20:11.480 this new law
00:20:14.080 basically says
00:20:15.500 that
00:20:16.360 that all these
00:20:19.000 Instagram
00:20:19.840 and Facebook
00:20:21.120 and Twitter 0.99
00:20:22.220 and all this shit 0.91
00:20:22.900 have to register 1.00
00:20:24.120 with the government
00:20:24.940 by November 28th
00:20:27.040 so what happens
00:20:27.980 if they don't
00:20:28.720 because
00:20:29.600 that's what happened
00:20:30.960 with the news
00:20:31.720 and now we don't have news
00:20:32.960 on social media platforms
00:20:34.360 like Instagram
00:20:35.080 Facebook
00:20:35.720 anymore
00:20:37.680 more people watch the news
00:20:40.580 watch CBC
00:20:41.660 on TikTok
00:20:43.140 now
00:20:44.460 CBC by the way
00:20:46.460 has a huge TikTok
00:20:47.780 all of a sudden
00:20:48.780 that they basically grew
00:20:50.560 out of half necessity
00:20:51.940 that they
00:20:52.480 they represent the government
00:20:54.380 in my opinion
00:20:55.020 you know
00:20:55.700 they kind of do
00:20:56.660 so they
00:20:58.480 this is almost like
00:21:01.460 some sort of ploy
00:21:02.960 to become bigger
00:21:04.060 on TikTok
00:21:04.600 I don't really understand
00:21:06.040 how this is a benefit
00:21:07.880 but I could see
00:21:09.160 these companies
00:21:10.880 total social media blackout
00:21:13.300 on November 28th
00:21:15.420 when those companies 1.00
00:21:16.240 say fuck you 1.00
00:21:16.980 to Trudeau 1.00
00:21:17.480 and go 0.99
00:21:17.720 I don't want to fucking 0.99
00:21:18.600 pay you 1.00
00:21:20.620 30 million dollars
00:21:21.940 a year
00:21:22.280 to have Instagram
00:21:23.260 in your country 1.00
00:21:24.400 you piece of shit 1.00
00:21:25.460 right 1.00
00:21:26.920 what happens then 0.97
00:21:27.840 nobody really fucking knows 0.97
00:21:31.780 I'll be honest with you 0.99
00:21:32.580 nobody fucking knows 0.98
00:21:33.840 nobody knows 0.98
00:21:35.540 what's gonna happen
00:21:36.180 so I really hope that
00:21:39.380 there's no social media blackout
00:21:41.000 obviously because that would
00:21:41.920 severely affect my career
00:21:44.220 because
00:21:45.240 what allows me to sell tickets
00:21:47.080 what allows me to
00:21:47.940 reach out to you guys
00:21:49.220 is social media
00:21:50.080 it's the podcast
00:21:51.200 right now
00:21:52.080 we're sitting at like
00:21:52.940 2,000 views
00:21:54.420 on YouTube a week
00:21:55.360 plus another like
00:21:56.160 2,000 on Spotify
00:21:57.520 Apple Podcasts
00:21:58.560 and other platforms
00:21:59.300 so we're at like
00:21:59.920 almost 5k
00:22:00.920 views
00:22:02.040 or listens a week
00:22:03.480 to the podcast
00:22:04.080 that's a lot of views
00:22:05.060 in Canada
00:22:05.580 if you look at our
00:22:06.500 population
00:22:07.100 per capita
00:22:07.940 Jesus Christ 1.00
00:22:15.720 fuck 1.00
00:22:19.240 it's so hot in here 0.99
00:22:21.100 it's really hot
00:22:22.280 in this apartment
00:22:22.920 I'm just gonna say
00:22:23.580 this right now
00:22:24.100 because Trudeau
00:22:26.000 and the liberals
00:22:27.080 what they do
00:22:28.000 is they go
00:22:28.360 oh
00:22:28.720 for climate change
00:22:30.020 we're gonna turn
00:22:30.740 the air conditioning
00:22:31.620 off in all the
00:22:32.360 apartment buildings
00:22:33.140 as early as possible
00:22:34.480 to save the climate
00:22:36.160 so we'll turn
00:22:36.660 the heat on
00:22:37.420 and also
00:22:38.100 we don't want
00:22:38.560 a cold spell
00:22:39.400 where somebody
00:22:39.980 freezes to death
00:22:40.840 oh yeah
00:22:41.160 how many people
00:22:41.700 freeze to death 1.00
00:22:42.460 in fucking October 1.00
00:22:43.760 no AC 0.99
00:22:46.480 for all of October
00:22:47.600 in most apartment
00:22:48.400 buildings in Canada 0.99
00:22:49.620 bullshit 1.00
00:22:51.320 because it's 1.00
00:22:52.080 fucking hot 0.98
00:22:52.820 still 0.98
00:22:53.520 it's hot
00:22:54.340 until November
00:22:55.100 it's insane
00:22:56.960 that they 1.00
00:22:57.700 fucking put people 1.00
00:22:58.620 through this shit 1.00
00:22:59.280 and that's why 1.00
00:22:59.880 I was coughing
00:23:00.460 because I'm so 0.97
00:23:00.960 fucking thirsty 0.95
00:23:01.680 for being so 1.00
00:23:03.000 fucking warm 0.98
00:23:03.740 sorry for swearing 0.99
00:23:06.360 so much
00:23:06.840 I just got
00:23:07.280 excited
00:23:07.860 got excited
00:23:09.060 I'm talking
00:23:09.620 to you guys
00:23:10.120 I'm excited
00:23:10.740 I'm excited
00:23:11.460 to be here
00:23:12.440 and talk to you
00:23:13.900 and show you 1.00
00:23:15.220 what the fuck 0.99
00:23:15.680 I'm doing 0.99
00:23:16.100 where I am
00:23:17.780 in this little room
00:23:20.020 this little tiny room
00:23:21.840 talking to you
00:23:23.240 yeah
00:23:24.980 it's bad
00:23:29.900 when the government
00:23:30.780 wants to regulate
00:23:31.560 podcasts
00:23:32.060 it's scary
00:23:33.100 it's scary
00:23:33.120 for people
00:23:33.640 like me
00:23:34.260 who have
00:23:35.140 a podcast
00:23:35.900 it's scary
00:23:38.760 for people
00:23:39.220 like me
00:23:39.640 who have
00:23:40.140 Instagram
00:23:40.540 who make
00:23:41.160 money off
00:23:41.800 of people
00:23:42.980 knowing who
00:23:44.300 I am
00:23:44.760 how do they
00:23:45.200 know who
00:23:45.500 I am
00:23:45.840 from Instagram
00:23:46.720 from TikTok
00:23:47.420 from Twitter
00:23:48.280 from Facebook
00:23:49.220 from the internet
00:23:51.120 this invention
00:23:53.340 that we made
00:23:54.060 so and
00:23:54.620 it was a necessity
00:23:56.120 because guys
00:23:57.640 there is no
00:23:58.300 comedy industry
00:23:59.180 anymore
00:23:59.780 as you know
00:24:01.740 if you listen
00:24:03.020 to me
00:24:03.360 in Canada
00:24:04.340 at least
00:24:04.720 there is no
00:24:06.260 shall I say
00:24:08.540 mainstream comedy
00:24:09.560 industry
00:24:10.040 right
00:24:11.240 just for laughs
00:24:13.360 is the quote
00:24:14.180 unquote
00:24:14.420 mainstream comedy
00:24:15.280 industry
00:24:15.640 I
00:24:17.500 did a comedy
00:24:18.860 show
00:24:19.360 at Yuck Yucks
00:24:20.960 in Toronto
00:24:21.420 that I headlined
00:24:22.200 on a Wednesday
00:24:22.740 during JFL
00:24:24.280 4-2
00:24:24.760 which is the
00:24:25.260 Toronto
00:24:25.560 Just for Laughs
00:24:26.300 festival
00:24:27.100 and I sold
00:24:28.340 out that show
00:24:28.940 and that's the
00:24:29.680 show that
00:24:30.100 Andrew Schultz
00:24:31.340 came to
00:24:31.740 and that was
00:24:33.080 during the
00:24:33.680 JFL festival
00:24:34.400 I was not
00:24:35.420 part of JFL
00:24:36.220 I was not
00:24:37.600 asked to be
00:24:38.100 part of JFL
00:24:38.620 I auditioned
00:24:39.360 for JFL
00:24:39.840 I did a
00:24:40.340 showcase
00:24:40.660 for JFL 0.99
00:24:41.320 I killed 1.00
00:24:41.920 it 1.00
00:24:42.140 the guy
00:24:42.860 who books
00:24:43.280 JFL
00:24:43.660 came to
00:24:44.420 Montreal
00:24:44.820 to watch
00:24:45.260 my show
00:24:45.680 and see
00:24:46.020 that I
00:24:46.280 sold out
00:24:46.640 Montreal
00:24:47.040 and then
00:24:48.300 still said
00:24:48.940 no
00:24:49.180 and then
00:24:49.900 I did
00:24:50.220 a show
00:24:50.620 during
00:24:51.060 JFL
00:24:51.460 anyway
00:24:51.820 sold it
00:24:52.420 out
00:24:52.640 and I'm
00:24:52.980 telling you
00:24:53.320 this right
00:24:53.640 now
00:24:53.820 I made
00:24:54.760 more money
00:24:55.240 at that
00:24:55.660 show
00:24:56.020 than
00:24:56.760 any
00:24:57.260 Canadian
00:24:57.800 comedian
00:24:58.300 in the
00:24:58.840 entire
00:24:59.200 festival
00:24:59.700 does
00:25:04.360 anybody
00:25:04.800 I don't
00:25:06.740 want to
00:25:06.960 say the
00:25:07.240 number
00:25:07.560 but
00:25:09.080 I'm
00:25:11.360 pretty sure
00:25:11.740 the most
00:25:12.240 any
00:25:12.520 Canadian
00:25:12.880 comedian
00:25:13.260 is
00:25:13.420 getting
00:25:13.580 paid
00:25:13.880 at
00:25:14.240 just
00:25:14.420 for
00:25:14.540 laughs
00:25:14.780 is
00:25:14.940 like
00:25:15.100 two
00:25:15.280 grand
00:25:15.540 maybe
00:25:15.860 three
00:25:16.100 grand
00:25:16.380 which it
00:25:19.460 is what
00:25:19.740 it is
00:25:20.120 it doesn't
00:25:21.360 pay to be a 1.00
00:25:22.040 woke loser 1.00
00:25:22.620 and get on 1.00
00:25:23.360 just for laughs
00:25:24.100 and then
00:25:25.300 you know
00:25:25.940 and then what
00:25:26.800 you get
00:25:27.120 like
00:25:27.400 eleven hundred
00:25:29.220 dollars and
00:25:29.980 then it's
00:25:30.240 like okay
00:25:30.660 see you
00:25:31.040 again in
00:25:31.320 five years
00:25:31.800 that's not
00:25:32.660 a career
00:25:33.120 you can't
00:25:34.560 you can't
00:25:35.500 live like
00:25:35.900 that
00:25:36.080 you can't
00:25:36.420 eat like
00:25:36.740 that
00:25:36.940 you can't 1.00
00:25:37.300 fucking 1.00
00:25:37.740 feed a 1.00
00:25:38.320 family like
00:25:38.820 that
00:25:39.140 but
00:25:40.320 you know
00:25:42.620 Andrew
00:25:44.280 Schultz
00:25:44.680 and once again
00:25:45.280 I respect him
00:25:45.960 but
00:25:46.720 Canada does 0.66
00:25:49.540 not
00:25:50.060 that was
00:25:52.560 his show
00:25:53.300 at the ACC
00:25:53.920 was part of
00:25:54.760 just for laughs
00:25:55.360 for two
00:25:55.740 it was the
00:25:56.140 headline event
00:25:56.920 right and
00:25:58.380 Canadian money
00:25:59.620 and tax money
00:26:00.820 goes into
00:26:01.280 those festivals
00:26:01.900 which I get
00:26:02.740 we want to
00:26:04.160 bring the best 0.97
00:26:04.660 fucking 0.99
00:26:04.920 entertainment 1.00
00:26:05.420 Andrew Schultz
00:26:06.200 is the best
00:26:06.600 entertainment
00:26:07.020 come to
00:26:07.540 Toronto
00:26:07.820 entertain our
00:26:08.540 people we're
00:26:08.940 paying for
00:26:09.320 this
00:26:09.580 but
00:26:11.380 to shut 0.69
00:26:13.660 out all
00:26:14.320 and every
00:26:15.220 Canadian comic
00:26:16.000 that's doing
00:26:16.560 well that isn't
00:26:17.500 left-leaning
00:26:18.280 and just say
00:26:20.820 oh yeah you guys
00:26:21.560 can't be a part
00:26:22.180 of this
00:26:22.500 and why do I
00:26:23.580 want to be a
00:26:24.060 part of it
00:26:24.380 people like
00:26:24.740 why do you
00:26:25.100 even want to
00:26:25.520 be a part
00:26:25.880 of just for
00:26:26.280 laughs
00:26:26.500 I know
00:26:28.160 there's no
00:26:29.080 real reason
00:26:29.960 but the only
00:26:31.620 reason I wanted
00:26:32.160 to be part
00:26:32.600 of just for
00:26:32.980 laughs
00:26:33.280 is because I
00:26:34.460 want to say
00:26:34.900 on my resume
00:26:35.460 I did just
00:26:36.040 for laughs
00:26:36.440 because it
00:26:36.740 helps me
00:26:37.300 escape the
00:26:38.300 country
00:26:38.700 and go to
00:26:39.460 the USA
00:26:39.920 which is what
00:26:40.520 I'm doing
00:26:40.780 anyway and I
00:26:41.380 don't need
00:26:41.820 that on my
00:26:42.300 resume to
00:26:42.780 escape
00:26:43.140 but it
00:26:43.840 helps
00:26:44.240 and the fact
00:26:46.120 that they
00:26:46.360 don't want to
00:26:46.780 do it for
00:26:47.200 certain people
00:26:47.780 is kind of
00:26:48.680 to me it's
00:26:50.080 basically saying 1.00
00:26:50.880 fuck you 1.00
00:26:52.100 you know 1.00
00:26:52.840 you're on
00:26:53.240 your own
00:26:53.580 if you try
00:26:54.700 to leave the
00:26:55.080 country I
00:26:55.520 don't know
00:26:55.740 see if you
00:26:56.100 can do it
00:26:56.560 if you can't
00:26:57.480 then go 1.00
00:26:57.800 fuck yourself 1.00
00:26:58.300 so that's 1.00
00:26:59.920 what that
00:27:00.260 is
00:27:00.500 but I'm
00:27:02.020 proud of
00:27:02.380 myself
00:27:02.760 I'm sweating 0.99
00:27:03.440 so fucking 0.98
00:27:03.880 much 0.99
00:27:04.180 because we
00:27:05.940 sold out that
00:27:06.520 show during
00:27:07.000 JFL
00:27:07.360 and by the
00:27:08.340 way sorry
00:27:08.800 if I'm being
00:27:09.480 offensive I
00:27:10.020 have nothing
00:27:10.680 against JFL
00:27:12.440 in the sense
00:27:13.180 of yeah it's
00:27:13.980 a festival I
00:27:14.660 want to be a
00:27:15.040 part of it
00:27:15.400 oh you said
00:27:16.560 something mean
00:27:17.040 about us
00:27:17.360 there's nothing
00:27:17.960 they know
00:27:19.320 you guys know
00:27:20.220 that your target
00:27:21.160 demographic has
00:27:22.040 shifted from just
00:27:22.840 regular people and
00:27:24.040 comedy fans to
00:27:24.960 like the same
00:27:25.540 type of people
00:27:26.100 that you know
00:27:27.700 like now
00:27:28.100 Nuit Blanche
00:27:29.040 another festival
00:27:30.460 in Toronto
00:27:31.060 is kind of
00:27:32.540 been Marxist
00:27:34.320 ified or calm
00:27:35.560 it's very
00:27:36.040 calming now
00:27:36.780 like I went
00:27:38.200 to a Nuit Blanche
00:27:39.220 event and it
00:27:39.760 was literally
00:27:40.240 a big big
00:27:41.440 event red
00:27:42.120 carpet tables
00:27:43.620 out serving
00:27:45.640 hamburgers and 0.69
00:27:46.880 and chips and 1.00
00:27:48.060 and fucking 1.00
00:27:48.660 beers and and 1.00
00:27:50.980 are they playing
00:27:51.600 music is there a
00:27:52.480 cool hipster
00:27:53.820 DJ playing or
00:27:55.120 like an artsy
00:27:55.860 are these are
00:27:56.480 art on display
00:27:57.940 of artists
00:27:58.980 because this is
00:27:59.500 like a big one
00:28:00.160 of the bigger
00:28:00.540 new evil no
00:28:01.400 there's no art
00:28:03.380 there's no music
00:28:05.260 they have people
00:28:07.020 reading out
00:28:08.060 you can stand
00:28:09.600 in line like
00:28:10.760 a ride
00:28:11.480 communist ride
00:28:12.940 you stand in
00:28:14.220 line and you
00:28:15.280 they give you a
00:28:15.920 placard and you
00:28:16.740 read out one
00:28:17.780 of 50
00:28:18.620 Toronto women 0.90
00:28:20.360 the top 50
00:28:21.520 Toronto women 0.90
00:28:22.300 who by the
00:28:23.000 by the way
00:28:23.720 this is not
00:28:24.520 top 50 Toronto
00:28:25.540 women that 1.00
00:28:25.980 are making
00:28:26.420 money doing 1.00
00:28:27.540 deals fucking 1.00
00:28:29.000 you know 1.00
00:28:29.680 killing it out 1.00
00:28:30.660 there no this 1.00
00:28:31.220 is the top
00:28:31.960 50 women 1.00
00:28:33.540 you never heard
00:28:34.300 of that aren't
00:28:34.960 really killing it
00:28:35.720 at all but 0.99
00:28:36.340 might kill 0.95
00:28:37.060 themselves if 1.00
00:28:37.920 you we don't
00:28:38.380 mention that
00:28:39.040 they did it
00:28:39.960 made a dream
00:28:40.540 catcher last
00:28:41.420 year and that's
00:28:43.040 the kind of 1.00
00:28:43.560 bullshit that 1.00
00:28:44.200 we were reading 1.00
00:28:44.840 like it's just 0.99
00:28:45.660 a fucking 1.00
00:28:46.080 reading these 1.00
00:28:46.700 placards so
00:28:48.760 you're sitting
00:28:49.440 there drinking
00:28:49.920 and all you
00:28:50.320 hear is my
00:28:51.160 name is
00:28:51.800 Wendy Chu
00:28:52.780 I worked my
00:28:54.960 whole life at
00:28:55.960 an NGO
00:28:56.680 helping children
00:28:58.460 that didn't
00:28:59.200 have ears
00:29:00.300 learn how to
00:29:01.360 read or
00:29:02.280 whatever the 0.99
00:29:02.660 fuck 0.99
00:29:02.840 that's not a 1.00
00:29:05.840 fucking party 1.00
00:29:06.620 that doesn't get 1.00
00:29:09.300 people excited 0.96
00:29:10.460 that is ridiculous 0.98
00:29:11.640 it's communist 1.00
00:29:14.220 bullshit 1.00
00:29:15.020 sorry but it 1.00
00:29:16.440 fucking is 0.99
00:29:17.200 and guess what 1.00
00:29:18.220 I did you know
00:29:18.740 what I did I
00:29:19.880 stood in line I
00:29:20.580 said I'm gonna 1.00
00:29:20.980 read a fucking 1.00
00:29:21.520 placard give me 1.00
00:29:22.760 give me one of
00:29:23.400 these so I
00:29:23.820 read the I
00:29:24.480 pretended I was
00:29:25.400 gonna go read
00:29:25.920 the placard and
00:29:27.380 I went up on
00:29:27.960 the stage and I
00:29:29.180 just was like guys
00:29:30.020 my name is Ben
00:29:30.680 Bank is I'm a
00:29:31.840 stand-up comedian
00:29:32.420 this this event is 1.00
00:29:33.420 terrible this sucks 0.96
00:29:34.660 every like this is 0.98
00:29:35.640 we're drinking and
00:29:36.960 listening but like
00:29:37.860 women's accomplishments
00:29:38.940 like there's
00:29:39.480 literally nothing fun
00:29:40.760 about that or
00:29:41.480 artistic I don't
00:29:42.720 know I said some 0.99
00:29:43.220 crazy shit and 0.99
00:29:44.040 they had cut my 1.00
00:29:44.800 mic I was like
00:29:45.400 I'm Jewish you
00:29:45.980 can't cut my
00:29:46.480 mic and then they
00:29:47.220 didn't for a bit
00:29:48.060 then they did
00:29:48.760 then some woman 1.00
00:29:50.100 like when I got
00:29:51.220 off stage was like
00:29:51.880 typical man stealing 0.85
00:29:53.540 a woman's moment
00:29:54.400 oh yeah I stole the
00:29:55.520 woman that I was
00:29:56.100 reading a placard's
00:29:57.080 moment she's not 0.99
00:29:57.760 even fucking here 1.00
00:29:58.700 shut up this isn't 1.00
00:30:01.120 an award show this 1.00
00:30:02.300 is a fucking free 0.99
00:30:03.680 event that I walked 0.99
00:30:04.660 into that's like an
00:30:05.460 outdoor bar and
00:30:07.320 it's boring and I'm
00:30:08.560 allowed to say that
00:30:09.400 and there was tons of
00:30:10.200 people there that
00:30:10.760 were like you rock
00:30:11.840 that's true and
00:30:13.440 then there was I
00:30:14.000 even had some fans
00:30:14.820 there they're like 0.99
00:30:15.280 oh shit that's 1.00
00:30:16.080 bed bankers so 1.00
00:30:17.460 it was worth it
00:30:18.100 that was the most
00:30:19.200 art that that
00:30:19.920 happened at that 1.00
00:30:20.560 fucking stupid 1.00
00:30:21.220 Newey Blanche 1.00
00:30:21.720 festival which used
00:30:22.540 to be a fun
00:30:23.060 festival same with
00:30:26.020 just for laughs used
00:30:26.820 to be a fun
00:30:27.300 festival now it's
00:30:28.560 all political they
00:30:30.460 have these harm we
00:30:31.420 just read this thing
00:30:32.300 on Chrissy
00:30:34.640 mayor's podcast
00:30:35.380 shout out Chrissy 0.56
00:30:36.280 mayor American comic
00:30:37.240 that I was just on
00:30:37.880 her podcast and we
00:30:39.240 were talking about
00:30:40.000 this basically this
00:30:44.640 exact thing and I'll
00:30:45.560 read it for you
00:30:46.140 right now so you
00:30:47.580 go to just for laughs
00:30:49.000 here's their website
00:30:49.840 and then you go about
00:30:52.280 accessibility getting
00:30:53.400 around venues about
00:30:54.500 the festival sponsors
00:30:55.620 is it accessibility
00:30:56.580 code of conduct this
00:30:59.220 is it code of
00:31:01.140 conduct just for laughs
00:31:02.920 is committed to
00:31:03.520 providing a safe space
00:31:05.020 for everyone attending
00:31:06.480 our events and
00:31:07.240 productions
00:31:07.820 can you believe
00:31:10.380 this okay so you
00:31:11.300 can just so here
00:31:12.280 you go the general
00:31:13.080 one patrons
00:31:14.200 artists so here's
00:31:16.120 the artist one
00:31:16.960 this you just you
00:31:18.300 can just print this 0.99
00:31:19.200 you can just fucking 0.98
00:31:20.140 download this off 0.98
00:31:20.940 their website just
00:31:22.480 for laughs code of
00:31:24.300 conduct just for
00:31:26.380 laughs is committed
00:31:26.980 to providing a safe
00:31:27.880 space for everyone
00:31:28.520 attending our events
00:31:29.300 and production in
00:31:30.760 order to accomplish
00:31:31.560 that purpose all
00:31:34.440 just for laughs
00:31:35.020 activities must be
00:31:35.960 exempt of abusive
00:31:37.000 inappropriate or
00:31:38.300 provocative behaviors
00:31:39.880 everyone participating
00:31:41.320 in just for laughs
00:31:41.900 events must treat
00:31:43.380 artists patrons and
00:31:44.420 employees with
00:31:44.880 equality respect
00:31:45.900 dignity no matter
00:31:46.740 their gender sexual
00:31:47.600 identity sexual
00:31:48.380 orientation disability
00:31:49.560 physical appearance
00:31:51.000 race or religion
00:31:52.280 so you can't make
00:31:54.300 fun of somebody's
00:31:55.020 physical appearance
00:31:55.960 at a comedy festival
00:31:56.940 great jfl adopts a
00:31:59.420 zero tolerance policy
00:32:00.560 on harassment in all
00:32:01.400 of its forms whether
00:32:02.580 in its verbal comments
00:32:03.660 actions nothing in
00:32:05.380 this policy may be
00:32:06.500 interpreted as a
00:32:07.500 barrier to artistic
00:32:08.580 freedom is if that's
00:32:11.820 true that's great but
00:32:13.440 this is what it says
00:32:15.740 here in addition if
00:32:16.840 you are a victim or
00:32:17.680 witness of a
00:32:18.380 prohibited act a
00:32:20.260 prohibited act that's
00:32:22.060 right and just for
00:32:22.740 laughs there's certain
00:32:23.460 acts this act is okay
00:32:25.780 you want to watch that
00:32:26.580 guy he's fine but
00:32:27.640 there's prohibited acts
00:32:29.120 like Ben Dankis is a 0.99
00:32:31.820 prohibited act at fuck 0.99
00:32:33.660 it just for laughs in 0.99
00:32:36.520 addition if you are a
00:32:37.440 victim or witness of a
00:32:39.180 prohibited act under
00:32:40.680 this code of conduct
00:32:41.620 involving an artist or
00:32:42.660 an employee of jfl or
00:32:44.920 you wish to raise a
00:32:45.720 concern please email
00:32:46.720 zero tolerance at ha ha
00:32:48.320 ha ha ha dot com I 1.00
00:32:50.660 fucking shit you not 1.00
00:32:51.940 that is the email to 1.00
00:32:54.120 make a complaint to
00:32:55.380 just for laughs basically
00:32:57.640 that another comic has
00:32:58.900 said something that
00:33:00.020 offended you that's
00:33:01.380 basically it's
00:33:01.980 tattling it's a tattle
00:33:03.140 line jfl which will
00:33:05.300 ensure they assess the
00:33:06.600 situation and act
00:33:07.380 accordingly please
00:33:09.380 remember that notifying
00:33:10.300 jfl does not constitute
00:33:11.840 or replace a
00:33:12.920 notification to local
00:33:13.960 law enforcement all
00:33:15.980 violations of the law
00:33:17.300 should be reported to
00:33:18.280 local law enforcement
00:33:19.040 for emergencies please
00:33:19.960 dial 9-1-1 hello
00:33:21.200 9-1-1 Ben Bankis is
00:33:22.800 on stage at a jfl event
00:33:24.280 and I feel very unsafe
00:33:25.780 yes he is the same guy
00:33:27.460 who went on stage at a
00:33:28.400 new eblosh event that's
00:33:29.840 right he is both a
00:33:30.660 comedian and an artist
00:33:32.200 and should be allowed
00:33:33.640 at both of those
00:33:34.360 events but this is a
00:33:35.460 communist country they
00:33:37.900 want it to be a
00:33:38.540 communist country but
00:33:39.180 it's not yet because
00:33:40.360 folks I'm still on the
00:33:42.060 road I'm still allowed
00:33:43.060 to perform I'm still
00:33:44.360 going out there but
00:33:46.060 it's certain places that
00:33:47.140 I'm not allowed to
00:33:47.740 perform that's the whole
00:33:49.080 thing right that's what 0.98
00:33:50.460 this that's the new form
00:33:52.340 of totalitarianism we're
00:33:54.500 just we're gonna tax you
00:33:55.840 or make it impossible for
00:33:57.300 you to make money right
00:33:58.420 I could be selling out
00:34:00.120 400 person venues 500
00:34:01.860 600 in some towns but a
00:34:04.200 lot of those venues were 0.99
00:34:04.960 saying no because of
00:34:05.840 their woke I think that's
00:34:07.400 ending by the way because
00:34:08.640 I think theaters have just
00:34:09.640 realized like we're making 0.96
00:34:10.520 no fucking money even with 0.96
00:34:11.700 the subsidies we're getting 0.99
00:34:12.580 from the government we have
00:34:13.520 to we can't can't survive
00:34:15.400 like this this is total
00:34:16.680 insanity right so I think
00:34:19.920 that's gonna clear up that's
00:34:22.020 gonna clear up and you know
00:34:24.000 shout out just for laughs
00:34:24.920 because like I'm talking 0.99
00:34:25.960 shit but like I want you 0.97
00:34:27.000 guys to be cool I want you 0.98
00:34:28.180 to be a cool festival I
00:34:29.380 like you you know I grew
00:34:33.400 up watching just for laughs
00:34:34.540 watching the festival
00:34:35.560 loving it watching all my
00:34:37.720 favorite comics on there
00:34:38.860 Patrice O'Neill Louis CK
00:34:40.800 Dave Chappelle they all did 0.99
00:34:43.280 fucking just for laughs and 0.99
00:34:44.460 just for laughs used to be 0.99
00:34:45.580 just this amazing cool place
00:34:47.400 I used to hear from comics
00:34:49.520 who would go there Canadians 1.00
00:34:51.180 when I first started comedy
00:34:52.800 and they would be hanging
00:34:54.920 out with Dave Chappelle and
00:34:56.560 all these like cool people
00:34:58.240 and Bill Burr and and
00:34:59.840 mingling and now it's kind
00:35:01.180 of this segregated it's it's
00:35:03.680 not as tell me if I'm wrong
00:35:06.000 but I think skank fest Louis
00:35:08.800 J Gomez's festival looks a
00:35:10.760 lot more fun and there's a
00:35:13.100 lot more mingling and stuff
00:35:14.700 like that but I could be
00:35:15.660 wrong guys I need a glass of
00:35:21.140 water and we're back hello
00:35:25.280 everybody sorry I had to get
00:35:26.960 a glass of water hopefully
00:35:28.920 you're listening to this in
00:35:29.980 an enjoyable environment I
00:35:31.640 hope you're doing something
00:35:33.560 you enjoy like lying on a
00:35:35.980 couch or driving if you enjoy
00:35:39.520 driving maybe you are working
00:35:41.360 tell me what you do in the
00:35:43.800 comments tell me what you guys
00:35:46.200 do while you're listening to
00:35:47.680 the podcast and we're gonna
00:35:51.520 pick a winner and send you
00:35:52.420 guys a t-shirt so tell us what
00:35:55.300 you do in the comments when
00:35:57.160 you're listening to the podcast
00:35:58.400 we want to let we want to know
00:36:00.040 the listeners want to know I
00:36:02.420 want to know everybody wants to
00:36:03.900 know I yes so I'm coming to
00:36:06.460 Winnipeg and man Winnipeg is in
00:36:09.360 Manitoba is a province much like in
00:36:12.180 the US they have states in Canada
00:36:14.660 we have provinces it's like a 0.99
00:36:16.360 state but it's gay gayer and now 0.98
00:36:20.360 Manitoba potentially going to be 0.98
00:36:22.160 one of the gayest provinces states 1.00
00:36:25.380 in Canada they just elected the
00:36:30.260 first this is actually a pretty big
00:36:33.520 deal Canada's first First Nations
00:36:37.060 provincial premier elected in
00:36:38.920 Manitoba they can't just call him
00:36:40.220 native their first native Canadian
00:36:43.160 or first first he's the first
00:36:46.580 First Nations provincial premier
00:36:48.440 elected in Manitoba his name is
00:36:50.800 Wab Canoe okay here he is pictured
00:36:56.380 with a very happy old white woman who 0.99
00:36:59.680 very wide mouth here maybe she's been 1.00
00:37:04.680 sucking more cock in her life than you 1.00
00:37:06.680 think kid doesn't even say who she is 1.00
00:37:10.660 but Manitoba has elected Canada's
00:37:13.500 first First Nations premier the 41 he's
00:37:16.580 41 he's young he looks like a young
00:37:19.340 Steven Seagal and he has the head of
00:37:25.540 the left-wing New Democratic Party NDP
00:37:27.960 has led the provinces party since 2017 a
00:37:31.280 former rapper broadcast journalist and
00:37:34.460 university administrator Canoe said his
00:37:36.740 newly elected government will focus on
00:37:38.420 reopening three emergency rooms
00:37:39.980 shuttered in recent years he also said
00:37:42.020 the province would invest in more
00:37:43.260 social housing a lot of people in the
00:37:47.700 big cities they look down on us here in
00:37:49.200 Manitoba fly over country they said
00:37:52.160 winter peg man it's cold out they said
00:37:55.640 Canoe told supporters after securing
00:37:57.380 victory but look what little old
00:37:59.620 Manitoba did tonight Manitoba did
00:38:02.240 something more progressive than any of
00:38:03.960 those big cities ever did we elected a
00:38:06.520 strong team of new Democrats to fix
00:38:08.780 health care and make your life more 1.00
00:38:10.580 affordable that's a fucking nightmare 0.99
00:38:13.520 not only they're gonna fuck up health 1.00
00:38:18.440 care probably more maybe not I mean
00:38:20.100 probably though because they never have
00:38:22.720 they don't have a track record of doing
00:38:24.120 anything good like no NDP party has
00:38:26.760 ever been like they got in and then they
00:38:28.480 fixed everything no every time they get
00:38:30.240 in it's just like they got in and then
00:38:31.660 everybody did fentanyl and died of
00:38:33.760 overdose and everybody was homeless and
00:38:35.940 everything was expensive and all the rich
00:38:37.500 people left and now there's nobody to pay 0.99
00:38:39.100 taxes for all the bullshit that we 0.98
00:38:40.580 services that we implemented and it's 0.99
00:38:42.960 just a fucking mess so I'd be worried if I 0.94
00:38:47.940 was in Manitoba I would be leaving like I 1.00
00:38:54.480 want to leave because Olivia Chow fucking 1.00
00:38:55.960 won in Toronto and I am gonna leave 0.98
00:38:57.700 eventually his win on Tuesday evening
00:39:00.420 also cements his place in the history
00:39:02.520 books as the first First Nations
00:39:04.260 politician to serve as a premier canoe
00:39:06.960 the son of an Anishinaabe chief spent his
00:39:10.260 youth on on a gaming First Nation land on
00:39:14.220 the neighboring province of Ontario that's
00:39:17.020 where I'm from the province's first
00:39:19.620 indigenous premier was John Norquay a
00:39:22.600 Metis politician who took office in 1878
00:39:24.960 so he's not wait a second he's not the
00:39:29.760 first First Nations then that's 0.97
00:39:31.460 ridiculous the first First Nations 1.00
00:39:33.520 politicians to serve as premier the 0.97
00:39:35.480 province's first indigenous premier was
00:39:38.080 John Norquay so he wasn't even this is
00:39:42.160 the most this is insane to me we had we 0.99
00:39:47.240 were we had more fucking native 0.97
00:39:48.620 politicians in the 1800s and in the 0.99
00:39:50.640 fucking 2000s the NDP victory also 0.93
00:39:53.960 hands a political lifeline to Prime 0.98
00:39:55.600 Minister Justin Trudeau who's faced
00:39:57.780 stiff ups of opposition from a wall of
00:39:59.980 conservative premier stretching from
00:40:01.440 Alberta to Prince Edward Island that's
00:40:04.200 sad man I I'm sad for everybody in
00:40:07.120 Manitoba that is now just gonna have to
00:40:10.480 pay way more tax for no reason and get
00:40:12.740 nothing for it and just still have Trudeau 0.98
00:40:15.740 fucking spend all the money on whatever 0.99
00:40:18.240 the fuck he wants from private jets and 1.00
00:40:20.620 Ukraine blow with Zelensky and Nazis and 1.00
00:40:23.940 whatever the fuck kind of crazy shit he's 1.00
00:40:25.440 spending money on ahead of the vote on 1.00
00:40:27.620 Tuesday polls warned that her progressive
00:40:29.620 conservatives PCs oh this is the woman
00:40:32.320 that he was fighting against we're lagging
00:40:34.540 behind the NDP the party ran controversial
00:40:36.520 ads highlighting their decision to not to
00:40:39.000 search a Winnipeg landfill for the remains
00:40:41.320 of two indigenous women who police believe were
00:40:43.140 killed by serial killer mr canoe and I don't
00:40:46.900 always agree on everything but like me I
00:40:48.400 don't know I know that he loves this
00:40:50.960 province and he loves the people of
00:40:52.320 Manitoba Stevens and said Wow I hope
00:40:54.880 your win tonight inspires a future
00:40:56.820 generation of indigenous youth to get 0.92
00:40:58.580 involved in our democratic process not
00:41:00.860 just here but in Manitoba and across the 0.97
00:41:02.580 country that's fucking classy that's a 0.97
00:41:05.000 classy thing to say it really is I hope 0.98
00:41:09.060 that too and native and indigenous people 0.99
00:41:11.320 are fucking cool and smart and fucking that 0.99
00:41:14.640 this is their plan they're the OGs man so 1.00
00:41:19.240 they better fucking stop passing out in 0.99
00:41:22.060 the lobby of a Scotiabank and start being 0.99
00:41:25.440 a part of the democratic process like this
00:41:27.360 white woman said canoe said the people of
00:41:30.320 Manitoba are good people while his rivals
00:41:33.040 attempted to drive a wedge by running on a
00:41:35.580 divisive message he used his victory speech
00:41:37.940 to speak directly to indigenous youth who he
00:41:40.680 said still face numerous systematic barriers
00:41:42.740 and negative stereotypes but pledged to
00:41:44.760 create opportunities and support so they
00:41:47.340 can turn their lives around I want to
00:41:48.960 speak to the young Nietzsche's out there he
00:41:51.640 said using Ojibwe word from a friend my life
00:41:54.800 became a mercy immersive immeasurably better
00:41:59.040 when I stopped huffing gasoline no that's
00:42:02.880 how it is when I stopped making excuses and I
00:42:07.680 started looking for a reason and I found
00:42:09.260 that the reason in our family I found that
00:42:10.940 reason in our community I found a reason
00:42:13.240 okay this guy's like that's the thing you 0.99
00:42:15.180 can't argue with a guy who's fucking this 0.98
00:42:16.960 guy looks honestly I look at him I'm like 0.99
00:42:19.060 he's he looks fucking genuine I don't know 0.59
00:42:22.080 what to say like he does like I don't know 0.98
00:42:23.720 does he look like a communist no he's he
00:42:25.760 looks like Steven Seagal the most based man
00:42:28.400 on earth okay he has a ponytail slick back he
00:42:33.080 looks like a politician he's happy he won not
00:42:37.180 that mad about it but I will make fun of
00:42:39.220 this to no end because that is my job and I am
00:42:43.960 coming to Winnipeg Manitoba on November 7th so
00:42:48.140 you need to get tickets for that but yeah that
00:42:50.800 is a pretty pretty crazy thing Canada we had a
00:42:56.480 couple other crazy stories that I wanted to
00:43:00.060 highlight this is crazy couple killed by bear in
00:43:04.740 outdoors bear attack Banff National Park long-term
00:43:10.940 partners who love the outdoors that's why I
00:43:12.780 don't really like the outdoors folks I people
00:43:16.460 ask me that do you like the outdoors I go
00:43:17.980 golfing with people sometimes and I don't
00:43:20.060 like golf courses where there's too many 0.99
00:43:21.400 bugs and there's fucking dragonflies and 1.00
00:43:23.840 there's shit and other men will laugh at me 1.00
00:43:26.060 oh well you don't like the outdoors kid no I 1.00
00:43:28.600 don't I like the indoors that's why we built
00:43:31.760 the indoors okay thank you colonizers for
00:43:37.060 coming to this country and building a
00:43:39.720 proper infrastructure otherwise I don't
00:43:43.040 know if I'd be able to survive in a teepee
00:43:44.940 just saying thank you European settlers
00:43:49.840 explorers for coming to Canada and doing a 0.99
00:43:54.080 little bit of little rape and murdering a 0.96
00:43:57.920 little trade action well you give me that I'll 0.99
00:44:01.700 give you the booze then you give me
00:44:03.300 everything thank you for doing that because
00:44:06.040 I like being indoors although I like air
00:44:09.800 conditioning which is also I believe a
00:44:11.660 white invention and it would be ideal if the
00:44:17.840 air conditioning was fixed in my building
00:44:19.100 folks I really love you guys I love all the 0.98
00:44:22.120 listeners more than you'll fucking ever 0.89
00:44:23.960 know we're gonna do this we're doing this 0.93
00:44:26.340 together I know I've been stuck at 79,000 0.99
00:44:28.960 fucking followers on Instagram for months it 0.98
00:44:32.020 is actually driving me nuts but we are going 0.99
00:44:35.960 to be releasing a special I was going to
00:44:38.400 release it on October 1st I decided not to
00:44:41.060 because we were doing some other stuff and
00:44:42.860 the special isn't complete in my eyes and I
00:44:47.400 want to do a couple more edits for you guys
00:44:49.520 and make it as good as possible so please
00:44:52.340 please if you're watching this subscribe I
00:44:54.980 should have said this at the beginning I'll
00:44:56.980 say it I'll do a re thing of the beginning
00:44:59.580 and we love you guys thank you
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