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00:00:00.200 Welcome. Welcome to the Bankist show, everybody. We are here at the studio, which we are still working on.

00:00:10.720 It's a work in progress so far. I just have the snake plant, which isn't very exciting.

00:00:15.920 Today is a solo podcast, so we will be having no guests on the show.

00:00:22.440 Oh, that's a little video that we have for you. Why don't we just jump into this video, actually?

00:00:27.560 So somebody apparently got arrested today in Ottawa for protesting something.

00:00:36.900 Let's just see what this is.

00:00:38.120 Back up!

00:00:45.180 Back up!

00:00:45.520 You're going to back up!

00:00:50.880 Go ahead.

00:00:55.420 Okay so so far I see a cop that has a British accent or an Australian accent which you know

00:01:13.060 that's I that's part of the new world order I mean is it that we just every all the cops are

00:01:19.100 either Chinese or British or something I don't know because England has all those anti-speech

00:01:23.440 laws now right in England if you say do a Chinese accent you go to jail for 15 years

00:01:30.580 but there it's more offensive because it's a British Chinese accent sounds like this

00:01:35.280 it's a little bit it's a little Olivia Chow is different Olivia Chow is

00:01:42.400 British Chinese is oh that's the difference I'm a specialist in what's what's the Chinese version

00:01:52.380 of Ebonics Chinonics so they arrested some guy he looks like a crackhead I don't really know what

00:02:00.420 exactly happened here but that was today was the Ottawa police officer being attacked apparently

00:02:10.520 this police officer this guy was obviously losing it because he's pointing the taser at

00:02:15.400 random people with fucking can it holding Canadian flags this is what's going on in downtown Ottawa

00:02:22.540 today the same day that we swore in Canada swore in our new speaker of the house so the old speaker the

00:02:34.480 house was taken away he's he resigned because he was the guy behind having the Nazi there apparently that's

00:02:42.400 that's apparently what what happened which is it's kind of weird to me that that's

00:02:48.760 you know that previous speakers seemed kind of bipartisan I don't want to get into too much

00:02:57.540 politics right now but I do read a lot of this bullshit on a daily basis he seemed more bipartisan

00:03:04.280 and this the new guy is apparently like super liberal and it was part of a bill to make people

00:03:10.600 eat insects which now that's what liberalism is which is hard to believe imagine telling somebody 20

00:03:17.720 years ago they go what's it like being a liberal in 2023 well you have to be trans and you eat insects

00:03:26.280 and you if you use plastic you have to kill yourself a lot of these people are these these woke people

00:03:36.900 are completely out of their minds they're in a different reality okay than people who aren't well

00:03:44.720 that's just plain simple here's an example of that as we see right here Brooklyn activist Ryan

00:03:53.820 Thorson Carson would feel sorry for violent teenager who stabbed him to death and think of him as a victim

00:04:03.840 of a broken system say his friends Ryan Carson this is a guy who was very woke right Ryan Carson

00:04:18.220 who's this guy black I like you search Ryan Carson the first thing that comes up up is black man

00:04:25.660 stabs white man to death for looking at him is this the whole stabbing oh yeah it is oh they they censored

00:04:33.340 that one little part which is probably good for YouTube because I've already seen the uncensored version

00:04:37.260 so here's the video I don't know if you guys have seen this but this guy was who was he exactly

00:04:44.220 um I don't know I just want to read the description of who he was

00:04:51.360 oh the girlfriend of Ryan Carson stood as her boyfriend was attacked and then watched him

00:04:57.560 dying on the sidewalk after a crazed teen stabbed him to death at NYC she refused to give description

00:05:04.100 of the assailant to the cops the friends of the victims say he'd feel sorry for the teenage criminal

00:05:11.320 and think of him as a victim of a broken system look at this fucking loser look at this fucking

00:05:16.640 loser's face poor guy died on a sidewalk it's a bad death this is his girlfriend she looks

00:05:27.620 kind of she looks like the lead singer of pussy riot or the one of the pussy riot members who

00:05:34.580 was uh just on Whitney Cummings podcast who the grows in BDSM that's who this but this is so this is

00:05:42.720 him dying let's watch that we can listen to that

00:05:47.420 so it's right here's the main thing he trips hits that

00:05:56.560 I love I love the woke like way of like dealing with it in this situation it's just like

00:06:07.880 please we like you people we want to help we're here to help and then you just just have them to

00:06:14.340 death oh man I wonder what Ryan Carson's parents think do they also think that that uh you know feel

00:06:23.180 sorry for the criminal very psychotic

00:06:28.040 world that we live in

00:06:31.320 I don't even know what to say about that other than that guy probably deserves to be dead

00:06:39.640 for being just so annoying for so many years and just being woke and being

00:06:46.460 and oh defund the police and oh and now the police are defund oh there's no cops oh you just got

00:06:52.640 stabbed to death oh but oh oh you let's remember him as a guy who helped bullshit who the fuck did

00:06:59.460 he help besides himself clearly he's out at 4 a.m. dressed pretty fucking nice probably going to a nice

00:07:06.340 restaurant and he's dead he's dead because he was a fucking loser okay that's that should be reason

00:07:16.980 enough to stop with this fucking woke bullshit you want to be dead you want to be fucking loser with no self-defense

00:07:23.800 skill and just stay oh oh I gave money to BLM

00:07:28.740 it's just my opinion nothing more nothing less let me just break for a moment and remind you guys that I

00:07:41.960 am about to go on tour you were listening to this podcast on Thursday October 5th that's when this

00:07:50.200 podcast comes out I am going to be performing in Halifax two shows October 11th okay the first show is sold

00:07:59.220 out get tickets to the late show in Halifax October 11th October 12th St. John's Newfoundland not selling

00:08:08.400 the best not gonna lie to you not a lot of people there speak English they speak

00:08:13.780 so

00:08:23.800 been a little tough did get a death threat from there when I initially went uh when when that

00:08:32.020 Korean fat Korean lady from California posted my video saying how racist I was I got a couple

00:08:38.800 of the old death threats from threatening my original date in September for the Newfoundland

00:08:46.580 show so probably gonna get killed there for making fun to

00:08:51.240 anyway go buy tickets to see me live in St. John's Newfoundland by the way St. John's Newfoundland

00:09:01.660 fucking beautiful the people there are obviously awesome and cool I'm just joking around

00:09:05.320 stop being so fucking sensitive you fucking body fucking body today um Newfoundland October 12th

00:09:15.340 the end of the month October 31st we're doing it big at yuck yucks again for a special show

00:09:21.560 the Halloween extravaganza you cannot miss this it's gonna be amazing

00:09:27.800 Olivia Chow is gonna be there to possibly Tam and fucking Trudeau people yeah

00:09:37.420 Don Cherry might be there we might have actual trans people there you never know might hire some trans

00:09:47.060 to to wander the aisles Halloween we want it to be spooky we want people to be scared so that is my

00:09:55.060 thought on what we should do for that and then in November I'm going on tour legit we are starting

00:10:00.800 the do better tour of course do better is something that a lot of my haters would say

00:10:08.160 on videos and on posts and tweets that you can do better than this you can do oh you should be able

00:10:15.140 to do better you're university educated do better so we're gonna do better and it starts off in

00:10:21.560 Winnipeg November 7th Saskatoon November 10th at the Coors event center one of the cooler venues that

00:10:28.380 we are doing obviously Winnipeg's and yuck yucks then we're going to Victoria BC Herman's Jazz Lounge

00:10:34.940 Surrey BC yuck yuck Surrey Vancouver yuck yucks Vancouver Northeast possibly hopefully no offense to

00:10:44.000 yuck yucks Vancouver Northeast the venue is what it is it's actually pretty fun to do comedy there

00:10:49.380 but we're moving on to bigger and better things I don't want to say much but May June

00:10:57.500 Vancouver I'm going to be doing a big theater there okay so we're going to be this is the last

00:11:04.640 chance to come see me fucking around with my new amazing material and doing some crowd work

00:11:12.300 and fucking just making you guys have an unforgettable night that's that's really my goal when you come

00:11:18.120 out to see me make sure you have a fucking unforgettable night you laugh your ass off

00:11:21.500 so we will see you in Vancouver on those dates this 15th 16th 17th I'll be in BC and then the 20th

00:11:31.880 and 22nd I'll be in Alberta and Calgary and Edmonton go get tickets at BenBankus.com

00:11:37.960 want to take this time to remind you support the Bankus show on Patreon patreon.com slash BenBankus

00:11:46.420 want to thank my supporters on Patreon you guys help pay for this brand new microphone and

00:11:53.020 Canada arm or whatever the fuck this is but I want to get into it guys I want to get to know you a

00:11:59.300 little bit you know I really the last few weeks have been really exciting the podcast has been

00:12:04.740 blowing up I know it's partially because of Chris Sky and it's partially because Daniel Boardman is famous

00:12:10.660 in India but it's also because we are hustling and people are loving the name they're loving the

00:12:16.220 name BenBankus and I want to do a little bit of manifesting here on the Bankus show because that's

00:12:22.680 what we do we manifest Andrew Schultz manifested he was already doing big theaters the Danforth Music Hall

00:12:34.280 in Toronto I believe is where he manifested that he was going to do Scotiabank Arena okay so I want to

00:12:41.620 take this moment to say Andrew Schultz I am manifesting to not play where the Raptors play

00:12:47.760 I want to play where the Knicks play I'm coming to your hometown next okay Schultz-y

00:12:55.240 you know what just tinder joke that was my joke but I gave you that because I like you and I know

00:13:04.000 you didn't take it from me because there's no way you watch my special from three years ago

00:13:07.720 that has 40,000 views on YouTube called please wear a mask and found that joke or watched one of the

00:13:14.120 many reels that had hundreds of thousands of views with that joke I know you came up with it by

00:13:20.840 yourself I'm being serious I know it sounds like I'm being sarcastic but I'm being serious and

00:13:27.460 I respect his hustle I respect Andrew Schultz I'll give him a fucking joke I'll trade a joke with him

00:13:36.400 like Pokemon cards okay Andrew you want to do that joke be my guest okay I'll tell you what

00:13:45.360 a lot of people ask me they're like oh you should have you how come you didn't get to open for

00:13:51.480 Andrew Schultz at the at the at the ACC at the Scotiabank Arena

00:13:55.360 look I don't want to open for anybody there's a lot of comics out there you know I'm opening oh

00:14:05.060 guys come see me I'm opening for Tony Hinchcliffe I'm I'm opening for Tim Dillon nobody opens for Tim

00:14:12.460 Dillon I asked Tim Dillon let me open for him he told me to never speak to him again okay

00:14:17.980 Andrew Schultz I didn't even have I didn't even want to ask the stupid question can I just go to

00:14:26.580 Bank Arena I know you did like well he did my show let me just remind you guys

00:14:33.460 Andrew Schultz opened for me okay everybody's out here going how come you didn't open for Andrew

00:14:43.240 Schultz at Scotiabank Arena because he opened for me

00:14:49.240 at yuck yucks and guess what that was probably a better show somebody in the comments who went to

00:14:59.740 both shows let us know what was the better show but for real Schultz is a fucking legend because

00:15:07.160 he fucking manifest shit that's why people hate people hate people like Schultz people hate me

00:15:12.220 because I manifest even other successful people are like oh this guy thinks he can be successful

00:15:18.140 yeah I do okay

00:15:23.000 I grew up watching my dad who's an artist figure out how to be successful as an immigrant to this country

00:15:32.260 you don't think I can be successful as a citizen of tax-paying citizen

00:15:38.600 I pay taxes in this country that go towards funding the arts

00:15:45.600 and funding the venues that I then call to ask to perform in and then those venues tell me

00:15:53.800 I can't perform there so I have to go perform at a different venue

00:15:57.620 make a bunch of money pay tax and give that to the venue that won't let me perform

00:16:03.340 that's Canadian communist logic 101

00:16:07.740 totally insane is it not that that's what it is but what else are we going to manifest here guys

00:16:15.220 10,000 views for this podcast by the end of I don't know next month a month after that

00:16:22.640 no problemo

00:16:24.880 let's give Trudeau a podcast to censor

00:16:31.900 because right now there are no Canadian podcasts that are good enough to be regulated

00:16:38.300 okay there's not a single Canadian podcast that gets enough views to be regulated

00:16:43.680 but what's crazy about this new law that Trudeau's come up with

00:16:47.080 is that it's going to regulate American podcasts or other international podcasts that are played to Canadians

00:16:54.060 hello Joe Rogan you're going to be censored by Trudeau

00:17:00.400 are you really allowing this to happen

00:17:02.580 it's ridiculous

00:17:05.040 so there is a protest happening

00:17:07.720 my good friend Daniel Bloodman

00:17:11.980 the Jew that the government is afraid of

00:17:17.480 because he's out of his mind

00:17:19.640 and he's from Indiana

00:17:21.280 Daniel Bloodman

00:17:23.820 Daniel is organizing a protest at Christia Freeland's office

00:17:31.060 October 14th

00:17:33.100 Saturday from 5 to 6 p.m.

00:17:36.820 I repeat

00:17:37.440 October 14th

00:17:38.820 5 to 6 p.m.

00:17:39.820 outside Christia Freeland's office

00:17:41.300 at Spadina and Bloor in Toronto

00:17:42.960 Daniel Boardman is organizing this

00:17:45.740 am I telling you to go to this

00:17:46.980 no

00:17:47.420 am I telling you it's a thing you could go to

00:17:49.580 potentially

00:17:50.480 so there are protests happening

00:17:54.320 will I be there

00:17:55.240 maybe

00:17:55.720 will I be speaking at it

00:17:57.120 making jokes on the street

00:17:58.340 in front of shoppers drug bar

00:17:59.580 very possible

00:18:00.500 across from the Jewish community center

00:18:03.040 highly likely

00:18:05.260 people have to be upset about this

00:18:08.740 I mean

00:18:09.340 why don't you just crush

00:18:11.840 Canadians dreams

00:18:13.020 more

00:18:14.480 or should I say

00:18:16.660 how could you crush

00:18:17.820 Canadians dreams anymore

00:18:19.300 than you're already crushing them

00:18:21.100 over the last three years

00:18:22.340 and that's another reason by the way

00:18:24.220 that people hate me

00:18:25.340 is because I don't really give a shit

00:18:26.760 every time that there's adversity

00:18:29.820 I figure out a way

00:18:31.020 to

00:18:32.340 overcome it

00:18:33.940 that's

00:18:35.020 what you're supposed to do

00:18:36.840 that's what we learned in school

00:18:38.440 remember when we'd

00:18:39.620 watch movies in school

00:18:41.140 and the teacher would wheel in that big TV

00:18:42.960 and we'd watch a big

00:18:43.880 inspirational movie

00:18:45.460 like Rudy

00:18:46.600 remember Rudy

00:18:48.160 about the retarded kid

00:18:49.560 who played football

00:18:50.400 we all need a little more

00:18:52.780 retarded kid who played football

00:18:54.240 in us all

00:18:55.120 okay

00:18:56.380 so

00:18:57.560 believe in yourselves

00:19:00.340 when this adversity comes

00:19:01.480 number one

00:19:01.980 number two

00:19:02.640 yeah

00:19:05.800 Trudeau wants to crush

00:19:07.320 people's dreams

00:19:08.380 that's why the taxes

00:19:09.700 are so awful in Canada

00:19:11.300 because they want to

00:19:12.940 disincentivize you

00:19:14.220 from being rich

00:19:15.180 because the poorer you are

00:19:17.360 the less you give a shit

00:19:18.960 about any of the awful things

00:19:20.960 happening in this country

00:19:21.920 it's

00:19:23.400 it's really that simple

00:19:24.640 folks

00:19:26.020 it's that

00:19:26.860 simple

00:19:28.100 the poorer you are

00:19:32.200 the less

00:19:33.640 control

00:19:34.260 over what happens

00:19:35.620 in this country

00:19:36.080 you have

00:19:36.460 the more money you have

00:19:37.800 the more say you have

00:19:38.940 it really is like that

00:19:40.780 okay

00:19:41.680 so

00:19:43.000 they don't want you

00:19:43.680 getting rich

00:19:44.260 that's why

00:19:45.400 oh

00:19:45.720 oh you have a successful

00:19:46.780 small business

00:19:47.440 now you're

00:19:48.160 800k in debt

00:19:49.380 because of COVID

00:19:50.280 but don't worry

00:19:50.920 it's a government loan

00:19:51.820 so it's a low

00:19:52.640 interest

00:19:53.540 or no interest

00:19:54.380 and it's tax

00:19:55.200 free

00:19:56.360 and you can write it off

00:19:57.900 and blah blah blah

00:19:58.800 all this bullshit

00:19:59.900 just saying

00:20:02.160 people need to fucking

00:20:06.180 be upset about that

00:20:08.880 somebody said to me

00:20:10.120 they're like

00:20:10.420 oh they're

00:20:11.120 because

00:20:11.480 this new law

00:20:14.080 basically says

00:20:15.500 that

00:20:16.360 that all these

00:20:19.000 Instagram

00:20:19.840 and Facebook

00:20:21.120 and Twitter

00:20:22.220 and all this shit

00:20:22.900 have to register

00:20:24.120 with the government

00:20:24.940 by November 28th

00:20:27.040 so what happens

00:20:27.980 if they don't

00:20:28.720 because

00:20:29.600 that's what happened

00:20:30.960 with the news

00:20:31.720 and now we don't have news

00:20:32.960 on social media platforms

00:20:34.360 like Instagram

00:20:35.080 Facebook

00:20:35.720 anymore

00:20:37.680 more people watch the news

00:20:40.580 watch CBC

00:20:41.660 on TikTok

00:20:43.140 now

00:20:44.460 CBC by the way

00:20:46.460 has a huge TikTok

00:20:47.780 all of a sudden

00:20:48.780 that they basically grew

00:20:50.560 out of half necessity

00:20:51.940 that they

00:20:52.480 they represent the government

00:20:54.380 in my opinion

00:20:55.020 you know

00:20:55.700 they kind of do

00:20:56.660 so they

00:20:58.480 this is almost like

00:21:01.460 some sort of ploy

00:21:02.960 to become bigger

00:21:04.060 on TikTok

00:21:04.600 I don't really understand

00:21:06.040 how this is a benefit

00:21:07.880 but I could see

00:21:09.160 these companies

00:21:10.880 total social media blackout

00:21:13.300 on November 28th

00:21:15.420 when those companies

00:21:16.240 say fuck you

00:21:16.980 to Trudeau

00:21:17.480 and go

00:21:17.720 I don't want to fucking

00:21:18.600 pay you

00:21:20.620 30 million dollars

00:21:21.940 a year

00:21:22.280 to have Instagram

00:21:23.260 in your country

00:21:24.400 you piece of shit

00:21:25.460 right

00:21:26.920 what happens then

00:21:27.840 nobody really fucking knows

00:21:31.780 I'll be honest with you

00:21:32.580 nobody fucking knows

00:21:33.840 nobody knows

00:21:35.540 what's gonna happen

00:21:36.180 so I really hope that

00:21:39.380 there's no social media blackout

00:21:41.000 obviously because that would

00:21:41.920 severely affect my career

00:21:44.220 because

00:21:45.240 what allows me to sell tickets

00:21:47.080 what allows me to

00:21:47.940 reach out to you guys

00:21:49.220 is social media

00:21:50.080 it's the podcast

00:21:51.200 right now

00:21:52.080 we're sitting at like

00:21:52.940 2,000 views

00:21:54.420 on YouTube a week

00:21:55.360 plus another like

00:21:56.160 2,000 on Spotify

00:21:57.520 Apple Podcasts

00:21:58.560 and other platforms

00:21:59.300 so we're at like

00:21:59.920 almost 5k

00:22:00.920 views

00:22:02.040 or listens a week

00:22:03.480 to the podcast

00:22:04.080 that's a lot of views

00:22:05.060 in Canada

00:22:05.580 if you look at our

00:22:06.500 population

00:22:07.100 per capita

00:22:07.940 Jesus Christ

00:22:15.720 fuck

00:22:19.240 it's so hot in here

00:22:21.100 it's really hot

00:22:22.280 in this apartment

00:22:22.920 I'm just gonna say

00:22:23.580 this right now

00:22:24.100 because Trudeau

00:22:26.000 and the liberals

00:22:27.080 what they do

00:22:28.000 is they go

00:22:28.360 oh

00:22:28.720 for climate change

00:22:30.020 we're gonna turn

00:22:30.740 the air conditioning

00:22:31.620 off in all the

00:22:32.360 apartment buildings

00:22:33.140 as early as possible

00:22:34.480 to save the climate

00:22:36.160 so we'll turn

00:22:36.660 the heat on

00:22:37.420 and also

00:22:38.100 we don't want

00:22:38.560 a cold spell

00:22:39.400 where somebody

00:22:39.980 freezes to death

00:22:40.840 oh yeah

00:22:41.160 how many people

00:22:41.700 freeze to death

00:22:42.460 in fucking October

00:22:43.760 no AC

00:22:46.480 for all of October

00:22:47.600 in most apartment

00:22:48.400 buildings in Canada

00:22:49.620 bullshit

00:22:51.320 because it's

00:22:52.080 fucking hot

00:22:52.820 still

00:22:53.520 it's hot

00:22:54.340 until November

00:22:55.100 it's insane

00:22:56.960 that they

00:22:57.700 fucking put people

00:22:58.620 through this shit

00:22:59.280 and that's why

00:22:59.880 I was coughing

00:23:00.460 because I'm so

00:23:00.960 fucking thirsty

00:23:01.680 for being so

00:23:03.000 fucking warm

00:23:03.740 sorry for swearing

00:23:06.360 so much

00:23:06.840 I just got

00:23:07.280 excited

00:23:07.860 got excited

00:23:09.060 I'm talking

00:23:09.620 to you guys

00:23:10.120 I'm excited

00:23:10.740 I'm excited

00:23:11.460 to be here

00:23:12.440 and talk to you

00:23:13.900 and show you

00:23:15.220 what the fuck

00:23:15.680 I'm doing

00:23:16.100 where I am

00:23:17.780 in this little room

00:23:20.020 this little tiny room

00:23:21.840 talking to you

00:23:23.240 yeah

00:23:24.980 it's bad

00:23:29.900 when the government

00:23:30.780 wants to regulate

00:23:31.560 podcasts

00:23:32.060 it's scary

00:23:33.100 it's scary

00:23:33.120 for people

00:23:33.640 like me

00:23:34.260 who have

00:23:35.140 a podcast

00:23:35.900 it's scary

00:23:38.760 for people

00:23:39.220 like me

00:23:39.640 who have

00:23:40.140 Instagram

00:23:40.540 who make

00:23:41.160 money off

00:23:41.800 of people

00:23:42.980 knowing who

00:23:44.300 I am

00:23:44.760 how do they

00:23:45.200 know who

00:23:45.500 I am

00:23:45.840 from Instagram

00:23:46.720 from TikTok

00:23:47.420 from Twitter

00:23:48.280 from Facebook

00:23:49.220 from the internet

00:23:51.120 this invention

00:23:53.340 that we made

00:23:54.060 so and

00:23:54.620 it was a necessity

00:23:56.120 because guys

00:23:57.640 there is no

00:23:58.300 comedy industry

00:23:59.180 anymore

00:23:59.780 as you know

00:24:01.740 if you listen

00:24:03.020 to me

00:24:03.360 in Canada

00:24:04.340 at least

00:24:04.720 there is no

00:24:06.260 shall I say

00:24:08.540 mainstream comedy

00:24:09.560 industry

00:24:10.040 right

00:24:11.240 just for laughs

00:24:13.360 is the quote

00:24:14.180 unquote

00:24:14.420 mainstream comedy

00:24:15.280 industry

00:24:15.640 I

00:24:17.500 did a comedy

00:24:18.860 show

00:24:19.360 at Yuck Yucks

00:24:20.960 in Toronto

00:24:21.420 that I headlined

00:24:22.200 on a Wednesday

00:24:22.740 during JFL

00:24:24.280 4-2

00:24:24.760 which is the

00:24:25.260 Toronto

00:24:25.560 Just for Laughs

00:24:26.300 festival

00:24:27.100 and I sold

00:24:28.340 out that show

00:24:28.940 and that's the

00:24:29.680 show that

00:24:30.100 Andrew Schultz

00:24:31.340 came to

00:24:31.740 and that was

00:24:33.080 during the

00:24:33.680 JFL festival

00:24:34.400 I was not

00:24:35.420 part of JFL

00:24:36.220 I was not

00:24:37.600 asked to be

00:24:38.100 part of JFL

00:24:38.620 I auditioned

00:24:39.360 for JFL

00:24:39.840 I did a

00:24:40.340 showcase

00:24:40.660 for JFL

00:24:41.320 I killed

00:24:41.920 it

00:24:42.140 the guy

00:24:42.860 who books

00:24:43.280 JFL

00:24:43.660 came to

00:24:44.420 Montreal

00:24:44.820 to watch

00:24:45.260 my show

00:24:45.680 and see

00:24:46.020 that I

00:24:46.280 sold out

00:24:46.640 Montreal

00:24:47.040 and then

00:24:48.300 still said

00:24:48.940 no

00:24:49.180 and then

00:24:49.900 I did

00:24:50.220 a show

00:24:50.620 during

00:24:51.060 JFL

00:24:51.460 anyway

00:24:51.820 sold it

00:24:52.420 out

00:24:52.640 and I'm

00:24:52.980 telling you

00:24:53.320 this right

00:24:53.640 now

00:24:53.820 I made

00:24:54.760 more money

00:24:55.240 at that

00:24:55.660 show

00:24:56.020 than

00:24:56.760 any

00:24:57.260 Canadian

00:24:57.800 comedian

00:24:58.300 in the

00:24:58.840 entire

00:24:59.200 festival

00:24:59.700 does

00:25:04.360 anybody

00:25:04.800 I don't

00:25:06.740 want to

00:25:06.960 say the

00:25:07.240 number

00:25:07.560 but

00:25:09.080 I'm

00:25:11.360 pretty sure

00:25:11.740 the most

00:25:12.240 any

00:25:12.520 Canadian

00:25:12.880 comedian

00:25:13.260 is

00:25:13.420 getting

00:25:13.580 paid

00:25:13.880 at

00:25:14.240 just

00:25:14.420 for

00:25:14.540 laughs

00:25:14.780 is

00:25:14.940 like

00:25:15.100 two

00:25:15.280 grand

00:25:15.540 maybe

00:25:15.860 three

00:25:16.100 grand

00:25:16.380 which it

00:25:19.460 is what

00:25:19.740 it is

00:25:20.120 it doesn't

00:25:21.360 pay to be a

00:25:22.040 woke loser

00:25:22.620 and get on

00:25:23.360 just for laughs

00:25:24.100 and then

00:25:25.300 you know

00:25:25.940 and then what

00:25:26.800 you get

00:25:27.120 like

00:25:27.400 eleven hundred

00:25:29.220 dollars and

00:25:29.980 then it's

00:25:30.240 like okay

00:25:30.660 see you

00:25:31.040 again in

00:25:31.320 five years

00:25:31.800 that's not

00:25:32.660 a career

00:25:33.120 you can't

00:25:34.560 you can't

00:25:35.500 live like

00:25:35.900 that

00:25:36.080 you can't

00:25:36.420 eat like

00:25:36.740 that

00:25:36.940 you can't

00:25:37.300 fucking

00:25:37.740 feed a

00:25:38.320 family like

00:25:38.820 that

00:25:39.140 but

00:25:40.320 you know

00:25:42.620 Andrew

00:25:44.280 Schultz

00:25:44.680 and once again

00:25:45.280 I respect him

00:25:45.960 but

00:25:46.720 Canada does

00:25:49.540 not

00:25:50.060 that was

00:25:52.560 his show

00:25:53.300 at the ACC

00:25:53.920 was part of

00:25:54.760 just for laughs

00:25:55.360 for two

00:25:55.740 it was the

00:25:56.140 headline event

00:25:56.920 right and

00:25:58.380 Canadian money

00:25:59.620 and tax money

00:26:00.820 goes into

00:26:01.280 those festivals

00:26:01.900 which I get

00:26:02.740 we want to

00:26:04.160 bring the best

00:26:04.660 fucking

00:26:04.920 entertainment

00:26:05.420 Andrew Schultz

00:26:06.200 is the best

00:26:06.600 entertainment

00:26:07.020 come to

00:26:07.540 Toronto

00:26:07.820 entertain our

00:26:08.540 people we're

00:26:08.940 paying for

00:26:09.320 this

00:26:09.580 but

00:26:11.380 to shut

00:26:13.660 out all

00:26:14.320 and every

00:26:15.220 Canadian comic

00:26:16.000 that's doing

00:26:16.560 well that isn't

00:26:17.500 left-leaning

00:26:18.280 and just say

00:26:20.820 oh yeah you guys

00:26:21.560 can't be a part

00:26:22.180 of this

00:26:22.500 and why do I

00:26:23.580 want to be a

00:26:24.060 part of it

00:26:24.380 people like

00:26:24.740 why do you

00:26:25.100 even want to

00:26:25.520 be a part

00:26:25.880 of just for

00:26:26.280 laughs

00:26:26.500 I know

00:26:28.160 there's no

00:26:29.080 real reason

00:26:29.960 but the only

00:26:31.620 reason I wanted

00:26:32.160 to be part

00:26:32.600 of just for

00:26:32.980 laughs

00:26:33.280 is because I

00:26:34.460 want to say

00:26:34.900 on my resume

00:26:35.460 I did just

00:26:36.040 for laughs

00:26:36.440 because it

00:26:36.740 helps me

00:26:37.300 escape the

00:26:38.300 country

00:26:38.700 and go to

00:26:39.460 the USA

00:26:39.920 which is what

00:26:40.520 I'm doing

00:26:40.780 anyway and I

00:26:41.380 don't need

00:26:41.820 that on my

00:26:42.300 resume to

00:26:42.780 escape

00:26:43.140 but it

00:26:43.840 helps

00:26:44.240 and the fact

00:26:46.120 that they

00:26:46.360 don't want to

00:26:46.780 do it for

00:26:47.200 certain people

00:26:47.780 is kind of

00:26:48.680 to me it's

00:26:50.080 basically saying

00:26:50.880 fuck you

00:26:52.100 you know

00:26:52.840 you're on

00:26:53.240 your own

00:26:53.580 if you try

00:26:54.700 to leave the

00:26:55.080 country I

00:26:55.520 don't know

00:26:55.740 see if you

00:26:56.100 can do it

00:26:56.560 if you can't

00:26:57.480 then go

00:26:57.800 fuck yourself

00:26:58.300 so that's

00:26:59.920 what that

00:27:00.260 is

00:27:00.500 but I'm

00:27:02.020 proud of

00:27:02.380 myself

00:27:02.760 I'm sweating

00:27:03.440 so fucking

00:27:03.880 much

00:27:04.180 because we

00:27:05.940 sold out that

00:27:06.520 show during

00:27:07.000 JFL

00:27:07.360 and by the

00:27:08.340 way sorry

00:27:08.800 if I'm being

00:27:09.480 offensive I

00:27:10.020 have nothing

00:27:10.680 against JFL

00:27:12.440 in the sense

00:27:13.180 of yeah it's

00:27:13.980 a festival I

00:27:14.660 want to be a

00:27:15.040 part of it

00:27:15.400 oh you said

00:27:16.560 something mean

00:27:17.040 about us

00:27:17.360 there's nothing

00:27:17.960 they know

00:27:19.320 you guys know

00:27:20.220 that your target

00:27:21.160 demographic has

00:27:22.040 shifted from just

00:27:22.840 regular people and

00:27:24.040 comedy fans to

00:27:24.960 like the same

00:27:25.540 type of people

00:27:26.100 that you know

00:27:27.700 like now

00:27:28.100 Nuit Blanche

00:27:29.040 another festival

00:27:30.460 in Toronto

00:27:31.060 is kind of

00:27:32.540 been Marxist

00:27:34.320 ified or calm

00:27:35.560 it's very

00:27:36.040 calming now

00:27:36.780 like I went

00:27:38.200 to a Nuit Blanche

00:27:39.220 event and it

00:27:39.760 was literally

00:27:40.240 a big big

00:27:41.440 event red

00:27:42.120 carpet tables

00:27:43.620 out serving

00:27:45.640 hamburgers and

00:27:46.880 and chips and

00:27:48.060 and fucking

00:27:48.660 beers and and

00:27:50.980 are they playing

00:27:51.600 music is there a

00:27:52.480 cool hipster

00:27:53.820 DJ playing or

00:27:55.120 like an artsy

00:27:55.860 are these are

00:27:56.480 art on display

00:27:57.940 of artists

00:27:58.980 because this is

00:27:59.500 like a big one

00:28:00.160 of the bigger

00:28:00.540 new evil no

00:28:01.400 there's no art

00:28:03.380 there's no music

00:28:05.260 they have people

00:28:07.020 reading out

00:28:08.060 you can stand

00:28:09.600 in line like

00:28:10.760 a ride

00:28:11.480 communist ride

00:28:12.940 you stand in

00:28:14.220 line and you

00:28:15.280 they give you a

00:28:15.920 placard and you

00:28:16.740 read out one

00:28:17.780 of 50

00:28:18.620 Toronto women

00:28:20.360 the top 50

00:28:21.520 Toronto women

00:28:22.300 who by the

00:28:23.000 by the way

00:28:23.720 this is not

00:28:24.520 top 50 Toronto

00:28:25.540 women that

00:28:25.980 are making

00:28:26.420 money doing

00:28:27.540 deals fucking

00:28:29.000 you know

00:28:29.680 killing it out

00:28:30.660 there no this

00:28:31.220 is the top

00:28:31.960 50 women

00:28:33.540 you never heard

00:28:34.300 of that aren't

00:28:34.960 really killing it

00:28:35.720 at all but

00:28:36.340 might kill

00:28:37.060 themselves if

00:28:37.920 you we don't

00:28:38.380 mention that

00:28:39.040 they did it

00:28:39.960 made a dream

00:28:40.540 catcher last

00:28:41.420 year and that's

00:28:43.040 the kind of

00:28:43.560 bullshit that

00:28:44.200 we were reading

00:28:44.840 like it's just

00:28:45.660 a fucking

00:28:46.080 reading these

00:28:46.700 placards so

00:28:48.760 you're sitting

00:28:49.440 there drinking

00:28:49.920 and all you

00:28:50.320 hear is my

00:28:51.160 name is

00:28:51.800 Wendy Chu

00:28:52.780 I worked my

00:28:54.960 whole life at

00:28:55.960 an NGO

00:28:56.680 helping children

00:28:58.460 that didn't

00:28:59.200 have ears

00:29:00.300 learn how to

00:29:01.360 read or

00:29:02.280 whatever the

00:29:02.660 fuck

00:29:02.840 that's not a

00:29:05.840 fucking party

00:29:06.620 that doesn't get

00:29:09.300 people excited

00:29:10.460 that is ridiculous

00:29:11.640 it's communist

00:29:14.220 bullshit

00:29:15.020 sorry but it

00:29:16.440 fucking is

00:29:17.200 and guess what

00:29:18.220 I did you know

00:29:18.740 what I did I

00:29:19.880 stood in line I

00:29:20.580 said I'm gonna

00:29:20.980 read a fucking

00:29:21.520 placard give me

00:29:22.760 give me one of

00:29:23.400 these so I

00:29:23.820 read the I

00:29:24.480 pretended I was

00:29:25.400 gonna go read

00:29:25.920 the placard and

00:29:27.380 I went up on

00:29:27.960 the stage and I

00:29:29.180 just was like guys

00:29:30.020 my name is Ben

00:29:30.680 Bank is I'm a

00:29:31.840 stand-up comedian

00:29:32.420 this this event is

00:29:33.420 terrible this sucks

00:29:34.660 every like this is

00:29:35.640 we're drinking and

00:29:36.960 listening but like

00:29:37.860 women's accomplishments

00:29:38.940 like there's

00:29:39.480 literally nothing fun

00:29:40.760 about that or

00:29:41.480 artistic I don't

00:29:42.720 know I said some

00:29:43.220 crazy shit and

00:29:44.040 they had cut my

00:29:44.800 mic I was like

00:29:45.400 I'm Jewish you

00:29:45.980 can't cut my

00:29:46.480 mic and then they

00:29:47.220 didn't for a bit

00:29:48.060 then they did

00:29:48.760 then some woman

00:29:50.100 like when I got

00:29:51.220 off stage was like

00:29:51.880 typical man stealing

00:29:53.540 a woman's moment

00:29:54.400 oh yeah I stole the

00:29:55.520 woman that I was

00:29:56.100 reading a placard's

00:29:57.080 moment she's not

00:29:57.760 even fucking here

00:29:58.700 shut up this isn't

00:30:01.120 an award show this

00:30:02.300 is a fucking free

00:30:03.680 event that I walked

00:30:04.660 into that's like an

00:30:05.460 outdoor bar and

00:30:07.320 it's boring and I'm

00:30:08.560 allowed to say that

00:30:09.400 and there was tons of

00:30:10.200 people there that

00:30:10.760 were like you rock

00:30:11.840 that's true and

00:30:13.440 then there was I

00:30:14.000 even had some fans

00:30:14.820 there they're like

00:30:15.280 oh shit that's

00:30:16.080 bed bankers so

00:30:17.460 it was worth it

00:30:18.100 that was the most

00:30:19.200 art that that

00:30:19.920 happened at that

00:30:20.560 fucking stupid

00:30:21.220 Newey Blanche

00:30:21.720 festival which used

00:30:22.540 to be a fun

00:30:23.060 festival same with

00:30:26.020 just for laughs used

00:30:26.820 to be a fun

00:30:27.300 festival now it's

00:30:28.560 all political they

00:30:30.460 have these harm we

00:30:31.420 just read this thing

00:30:32.300 on Chrissy

00:30:34.640 mayor's podcast

00:30:35.380 shout out Chrissy

00:30:36.280 mayor American comic

00:30:37.240 that I was just on

00:30:37.880 her podcast and we

00:30:39.240 were talking about

00:30:40.000 this basically this

00:30:44.640 exact thing and I'll

00:30:45.560 read it for you

00:30:46.140 right now so you

00:30:47.580 go to just for laughs

00:30:49.000 here's their website

00:30:49.840 and then you go about

00:30:52.280 accessibility getting

00:30:53.400 around venues about

00:30:54.500 the festival sponsors

00:30:55.620 is it accessibility

00:30:56.580 code of conduct this

00:30:59.220 is it code of

00:31:01.140 conduct just for laughs

00:31:02.920 is committed to

00:31:03.520 providing a safe space

00:31:05.020 for everyone attending

00:31:06.480 our events and

00:31:07.240 productions

00:31:07.820 can you believe

00:31:10.380 this okay so you

00:31:11.300 can just so here

00:31:12.280 you go the general

00:31:13.080 one patrons

00:31:14.200 artists so here's

00:31:16.120 the artist one

00:31:16.960 this you just you

00:31:18.300 can just print this

00:31:19.200 you can just fucking

00:31:20.140 download this off

00:31:20.940 their website just

00:31:22.480 for laughs code of

00:31:24.300 conduct just for

00:31:26.380 laughs is committed

00:31:26.980 to providing a safe

00:31:27.880 space for everyone

00:31:28.520 attending our events

00:31:29.300 and production in

00:31:30.760 order to accomplish

00:31:31.560 that purpose all

00:31:34.440 just for laughs

00:31:35.020 activities must be

00:31:35.960 exempt of abusive

00:31:37.000 inappropriate or

00:31:38.300 provocative behaviors

00:31:39.880 everyone participating

00:31:41.320 in just for laughs

00:31:41.900 events must treat

00:31:43.380 artists patrons and

00:31:44.420 employees with

00:31:44.880 equality respect

00:31:45.900 dignity no matter

00:31:46.740 their gender sexual

00:31:47.600 identity sexual

00:31:48.380 orientation disability

00:31:49.560 physical appearance

00:31:51.000 race or religion

00:31:52.280 so you can't make

00:31:54.300 fun of somebody's

00:31:55.020 physical appearance

00:31:55.960 at a comedy festival

00:31:56.940 great jfl adopts a

00:31:59.420 zero tolerance policy

00:32:00.560 on harassment in all

00:32:01.400 of its forms whether

00:32:02.580 in its verbal comments

00:32:03.660 actions nothing in

00:32:05.380 this policy may be

00:32:06.500 interpreted as a

00:32:07.500 barrier to artistic

00:32:08.580 freedom is if that's

00:32:11.820 true that's great but

00:32:13.440 this is what it says

00:32:15.740 here in addition if

00:32:16.840 you are a victim or

00:32:17.680 witness of a

00:32:18.380 prohibited act a

00:32:20.260 prohibited act that's

00:32:22.060 right and just for

00:32:22.740 laughs there's certain

00:32:23.460 acts this act is okay

00:32:25.780 you want to watch that

00:32:26.580 guy he's fine but

00:32:27.640 there's prohibited acts

00:32:29.120 like Ben Dankis is a

00:32:31.820 prohibited act at fuck

00:32:33.660 it just for laughs in

00:32:36.520 addition if you are a

00:32:37.440 victim or witness of a

00:32:39.180 prohibited act under

00:32:40.680 this code of conduct

00:32:41.620 involving an artist or

00:32:42.660 an employee of jfl or

00:32:44.920 you wish to raise a

00:32:45.720 concern please email

00:32:46.720 zero tolerance at ha ha

00:32:48.320 ha ha ha dot com I

00:32:50.660 fucking shit you not

00:32:51.940 that is the email to

00:32:54.120 make a complaint to

00:32:55.380 just for laughs basically

00:32:57.640 that another comic has

00:32:58.900 said something that

00:33:00.020 offended you that's

00:33:01.380 basically it's

00:33:01.980 tattling it's a tattle

00:33:03.140 line jfl which will

00:33:05.300 ensure they assess the

00:33:06.600 situation and act

00:33:07.380 accordingly please

00:33:09.380 remember that notifying

00:33:10.300 jfl does not constitute

00:33:11.840 or replace a

00:33:12.920 notification to local

00:33:13.960 law enforcement all

00:33:15.980 violations of the law

00:33:17.300 should be reported to

00:33:18.280 local law enforcement

00:33:19.040 for emergencies please

00:33:19.960 dial 9-1-1 hello

00:33:21.200 9-1-1 Ben Bankis is

00:33:22.800 on stage at a jfl event

00:33:24.280 and I feel very unsafe

00:33:25.780 yes he is the same guy

00:33:27.460 who went on stage at a

00:33:28.400 new eblosh event that's

00:33:29.840 right he is both a

00:33:30.660 comedian and an artist

00:33:32.200 and should be allowed

00:33:33.640 at both of those

00:33:34.360 events but this is a

00:33:35.460 communist country they

00:33:37.900 want it to be a

00:33:38.540 communist country but

00:33:39.180 it's not yet because

00:33:40.360 folks I'm still on the

00:33:42.060 road I'm still allowed

00:33:43.060 to perform I'm still

00:33:44.360 going out there but

00:33:46.060 it's certain places that

00:33:47.140 I'm not allowed to

00:33:47.740 perform that's the whole

00:33:49.080 thing right that's what

00:33:50.460 this that's the new form

00:33:52.340 of totalitarianism we're

00:33:54.500 just we're gonna tax you

00:33:55.840 or make it impossible for

00:33:57.300 you to make money right

00:33:58.420 I could be selling out

00:34:00.120 400 person venues 500

00:34:01.860 600 in some towns but a

00:34:04.200 lot of those venues were

00:34:04.960 saying no because of

00:34:05.840 their woke I think that's

00:34:07.400 ending by the way because

00:34:08.640 I think theaters have just

00:34:09.640 realized like we're making

00:34:10.520 no fucking money even with

00:34:11.700 the subsidies we're getting

00:34:12.580 from the government we have

00:34:13.520 to we can't can't survive

00:34:15.400 like this this is total

00:34:16.680 insanity right so I think

00:34:19.920 that's gonna clear up that's

00:34:22.020 gonna clear up and you know

00:34:24.000 shout out just for laughs

00:34:24.920 because like I'm talking

00:34:25.960 shit but like I want you

00:34:27.000 guys to be cool I want you

00:34:28.180 to be a cool festival I

00:34:29.380 like you you know I grew

00:34:33.400 up watching just for laughs

00:34:34.540 watching the festival

00:34:35.560 loving it watching all my

00:34:37.720 favorite comics on there

00:34:38.860 Patrice O'Neill Louis CK

00:34:40.800 Dave Chappelle they all did

00:34:43.280 fucking just for laughs and

00:34:44.460 just for laughs used to be

00:34:45.580 just this amazing cool place

00:34:47.400 I used to hear from comics

00:34:49.520 who would go there Canadians

00:34:51.180 when I first started comedy

00:34:52.800 and they would be hanging

00:34:54.920 out with Dave Chappelle and

00:34:56.560 all these like cool people

00:34:58.240 and Bill Burr and and

00:34:59.840 mingling and now it's kind

00:35:01.180 of this segregated it's it's

00:35:03.680 not as tell me if I'm wrong

00:35:06.000 but I think skank fest Louis

00:35:08.800 J Gomez's festival looks a

00:35:10.760 lot more fun and there's a

00:35:13.100 lot more mingling and stuff

00:35:14.700 like that but I could be

00:35:15.660 wrong guys I need a glass of

00:35:21.140 water and we're back hello

00:35:25.280 everybody sorry I had to get

00:35:26.960 a glass of water hopefully

00:35:28.920 you're listening to this in

00:35:29.980 an enjoyable environment I

00:35:31.640 hope you're doing something

00:35:33.560 you enjoy like lying on a

00:35:35.980 couch or driving if you enjoy

00:35:39.520 driving maybe you are working

00:35:41.360 tell me what you do in the

00:35:43.800 comments tell me what you guys

00:35:46.200 do while you're listening to

00:35:47.680 the podcast and we're gonna

00:35:51.520 pick a winner and send you

00:35:52.420 guys a t-shirt so tell us what

00:35:55.300 you do in the comments when

00:35:57.160 you're listening to the podcast

00:35:58.400 we want to let we want to know

00:36:00.040 the listeners want to know I

00:36:02.420 want to know everybody wants to

00:36:03.900 know I yes so I'm coming to

00:36:06.460 Winnipeg and man Winnipeg is in

00:36:09.360 Manitoba is a province much like in

00:36:12.180 the US they have states in Canada

00:36:14.660 we have provinces it's like a

00:36:16.360 state but it's gay gayer and now

00:36:20.360 Manitoba potentially going to be

00:36:22.160 one of the gayest provinces states

00:36:25.380 in Canada they just elected the

00:36:30.260 first this is actually a pretty big

00:36:33.520 deal Canada's first First Nations

00:36:37.060 provincial premier elected in

00:36:38.920 Manitoba they can't just call him

00:36:40.220 native their first native Canadian

00:36:43.160 or first first he's the first

00:36:46.580 First Nations provincial premier

00:36:48.440 elected in Manitoba his name is

00:36:50.800 Wab Canoe okay here he is pictured

00:36:56.380 with a very happy old white woman who

00:36:59.680 very wide mouth here maybe she's been

00:37:04.680 sucking more cock in her life than you

00:37:06.680 think kid doesn't even say who she is

00:37:10.660 but Manitoba has elected Canada's

00:37:13.500 first First Nations premier the 41 he's

00:37:16.580 41 he's young he looks like a young

00:37:19.340 Steven Seagal and he has the head of

00:37:25.540 the left-wing New Democratic Party NDP

00:37:27.960 has led the provinces party since 2017 a

00:37:31.280 former rapper broadcast journalist and

00:37:34.460 university administrator Canoe said his

00:37:36.740 newly elected government will focus on

00:37:38.420 reopening three emergency rooms

00:37:39.980 shuttered in recent years he also said

00:37:42.020 the province would invest in more

00:37:43.260 social housing a lot of people in the

00:37:47.700 big cities they look down on us here in

00:37:49.200 Manitoba fly over country they said

00:37:52.160 winter peg man it's cold out they said

00:37:55.640 Canoe told supporters after securing

00:37:57.380 victory but look what little old

00:37:59.620 Manitoba did tonight Manitoba did

00:38:02.240 something more progressive than any of

00:38:03.960 those big cities ever did we elected a

00:38:06.520 strong team of new Democrats to fix

00:38:08.780 health care and make your life more

00:38:10.580 affordable that's a fucking nightmare

00:38:13.520 not only they're gonna fuck up health

00:38:18.440 care probably more maybe not I mean

00:38:20.100 probably though because they never have

00:38:22.720 they don't have a track record of doing

00:38:24.120 anything good like no NDP party has

00:38:26.760 ever been like they got in and then they

00:38:28.480 fixed everything no every time they get

00:38:30.240 in it's just like they got in and then

00:38:31.660 everybody did fentanyl and died of

00:38:33.760 overdose and everybody was homeless and

00:38:35.940 everything was expensive and all the rich

00:38:37.500 people left and now there's nobody to pay

00:38:39.100 taxes for all the bullshit that we

00:38:40.580 services that we implemented and it's

00:38:42.960 just a fucking mess so I'd be worried if I

00:38:47.940 was in Manitoba I would be leaving like I

00:38:54.480 want to leave because Olivia Chow fucking

00:38:55.960 won in Toronto and I am gonna leave

00:38:57.700 eventually his win on Tuesday evening

00:39:00.420 also cements his place in the history

00:39:02.520 books as the first First Nations

00:39:04.260 politician to serve as a premier canoe

00:39:06.960 the son of an Anishinaabe chief spent his

00:39:10.260 youth on on a gaming First Nation land on

00:39:14.220 the neighboring province of Ontario that's

00:39:17.020 where I'm from the province's first

00:39:19.620 indigenous premier was John Norquay a

00:39:22.600 Metis politician who took office in 1878

00:39:24.960 so he's not wait a second he's not the

00:39:29.760 first First Nations then that's

00:39:31.460 ridiculous the first First Nations

00:39:33.520 politicians to serve as premier the

00:39:35.480 province's first indigenous premier was

00:39:38.080 John Norquay so he wasn't even this is

00:39:42.160 the most this is insane to me we had we

00:39:47.240 were we had more fucking native

00:39:48.620 politicians in the 1800s and in the

00:39:50.640 fucking 2000s the NDP victory also

00:39:53.960 hands a political lifeline to Prime

00:39:55.600 Minister Justin Trudeau who's faced

00:39:57.780 stiff ups of opposition from a wall of

00:39:59.980 conservative premier stretching from

00:40:01.440 Alberta to Prince Edward Island that's

00:40:04.200 sad man I I'm sad for everybody in

00:40:07.120 Manitoba that is now just gonna have to

00:40:10.480 pay way more tax for no reason and get

00:40:12.740 nothing for it and just still have Trudeau

00:40:15.740 fucking spend all the money on whatever

00:40:18.240 the fuck he wants from private jets and

00:40:20.620 Ukraine blow with Zelensky and Nazis and

00:40:23.940 whatever the fuck kind of crazy shit he's

00:40:25.440 spending money on ahead of the vote on

00:40:27.620 Tuesday polls warned that her progressive

00:40:29.620 conservatives PCs oh this is the woman

00:40:32.320 that he was fighting against we're lagging

00:40:34.540 behind the NDP the party ran controversial

00:40:36.520 ads highlighting their decision to not to

00:40:39.000 search a Winnipeg landfill for the remains

00:40:41.320 of two indigenous women who police believe were

00:40:43.140 killed by serial killer mr canoe and I don't

00:40:46.900 always agree on everything but like me I

00:40:48.400 don't know I know that he loves this

00:40:50.960 province and he loves the people of

00:40:52.320 Manitoba Stevens and said Wow I hope

00:40:54.880 your win tonight inspires a future

00:40:56.820 generation of indigenous youth to get

00:40:58.580 involved in our democratic process not

00:41:00.860 just here but in Manitoba and across the

00:41:02.580 country that's fucking classy that's a

00:41:05.000 classy thing to say it really is I hope

00:41:09.060 that too and native and indigenous people

00:41:11.320 are fucking cool and smart and fucking that

00:41:14.640 this is their plan they're the OGs man so

00:41:19.240 they better fucking stop passing out in

00:41:22.060 the lobby of a Scotiabank and start being

00:41:25.440 a part of the democratic process like this

00:41:27.360 white woman said canoe said the people of

00:41:30.320 Manitoba are good people while his rivals

00:41:33.040 attempted to drive a wedge by running on a

00:41:35.580 divisive message he used his victory speech

00:41:37.940 to speak directly to indigenous youth who he

00:41:40.680 said still face numerous systematic barriers

00:41:42.740 and negative stereotypes but pledged to

00:41:44.760 create opportunities and support so they

00:41:47.340 can turn their lives around I want to

00:41:48.960 speak to the young Nietzsche's out there he

00:41:51.640 said using Ojibwe word from a friend my life

00:41:54.800 became a mercy immersive immeasurably better

00:41:59.040 when I stopped huffing gasoline no that's

00:42:02.880 how it is when I stopped making excuses and I

00:42:07.680 started looking for a reason and I found

00:42:09.260 that the reason in our family I found that

00:42:10.940 reason in our community I found a reason

00:42:13.240 okay this guy's like that's the thing you

00:42:15.180 can't argue with a guy who's fucking this

00:42:16.960 guy looks honestly I look at him I'm like

00:42:19.060 he's he looks fucking genuine I don't know

00:42:22.080 what to say like he does like I don't know

00:42:23.720 does he look like a communist no he's he

00:42:25.760 looks like Steven Seagal the most based man

00:42:28.400 on earth okay he has a ponytail slick back he

00:42:33.080 looks like a politician he's happy he won not

00:42:37.180 that mad about it but I will make fun of

00:42:39.220 this to no end because that is my job and I am

00:42:43.960 coming to Winnipeg Manitoba on November 7th so

00:42:48.140 you need to get tickets for that but yeah that

00:42:50.800 is a pretty pretty crazy thing Canada we had a

00:42:56.480 couple other crazy stories that I wanted to

00:43:00.060 highlight this is crazy couple killed by bear in

00:43:04.740 outdoors bear attack Banff National Park long-term

00:43:10.940 partners who love the outdoors that's why I

00:43:12.780 don't really like the outdoors folks I people

00:43:16.460 ask me that do you like the outdoors I go

00:43:17.980 golfing with people sometimes and I don't

00:43:20.060 like golf courses where there's too many

00:43:21.400 bugs and there's fucking dragonflies and

00:43:23.840 there's shit and other men will laugh at me

00:43:26.060 oh well you don't like the outdoors kid no I

00:43:28.600 don't I like the indoors that's why we built

00:43:31.760 the indoors okay thank you colonizers for

00:43:37.060 coming to this country and building a

00:43:39.720 proper infrastructure otherwise I don't

00:43:43.040 know if I'd be able to survive in a teepee

00:43:44.940 just saying thank you European settlers

00:43:49.840 explorers for coming to Canada and doing a

00:43:54.080 little bit of little rape and murdering a

00:43:57.920 little trade action well you give me that I'll

00:44:01.700 give you the booze then you give me

00:44:03.300 everything thank you for doing that because

00:44:06.040 I like being indoors although I like air

00:44:09.800 conditioning which is also I believe a

00:44:11.660 white invention and it would be ideal if the

00:44:17.840 air conditioning was fixed in my building

00:44:19.100 folks I really love you guys I love all the

00:44:22.120 listeners more than you'll fucking ever

00:44:23.960 know we're gonna do this we're doing this

00:44:26.340 together I know I've been stuck at 79,000

00:44:28.960 fucking followers on Instagram for months it

00:44:32.020 is actually driving me nuts but we are going

00:44:35.960 to be releasing a special I was going to

00:44:38.400 release it on October 1st I decided not to

00:44:41.060 because we were doing some other stuff and

00:44:42.860 the special isn't complete in my eyes and I

00:44:47.400 want to do a couple more edits for you guys

00:44:49.520 and make it as good as possible so please

00:44:52.340 please if you're watching this subscribe I

00:44:54.980 should have said this at the beginning I'll

00:44:56.980 say it I'll do a re thing of the beginning

00:44:59.580 and we love you guys thank you

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Bankas Podcast - October 05, 2023

The Last Canadian Podcast ｜ The Bankas Show - #032

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