Bankas Podcast - October 05, 2023


The Last Canadian Podcast | The Bankas Show - #032


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

150.74536

Word Count

6,846

Sentence Count

22

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

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In this solo episode of The Bankist Show, we talk about a police officer being tasered, a man being arrested for carrying Canadian flags, and the tragic death of a man who was stabbed to death on the sidewalk by a crazed teenage criminal.

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00:00:00.200 Welcome. Welcome to the Bankist show, everybody. We are here at the studio, which we are still working on.
00:00:10.720 It's a work in progress so far. I just have the snake plant, which isn't very exciting.
00:00:15.920 Today is a solo podcast, so we will be having no guests on the show.
00:00:22.440 Oh, that's a little video that we have for you. Why don't we just jump into this video, actually?
00:00:27.560 So somebody apparently got arrested today in Ottawa for protesting something.
00:00:36.900 Let's just see what this is.
00:00:38.120 Back up!
00:00:45.180 Back up!
00:00:45.520 You're going to back up!
00:00:50.880 Go ahead.
00:00:55.420 Okay so so far I see a cop that has a British accent or an Australian accent which you know
00:01:13.060 that's I that's part of the new world order I mean is it that we just every all the cops are
00:01:19.100 either Chinese or British or something I don't know because England has all those anti-speech
00:01:23.440 laws now right in England if you say do a Chinese accent you go to jail for 15 years
00:01:30.580 but there it's more offensive because it's a British Chinese accent sounds like this
00:01:35.280 it's a little bit it's a little Olivia Chow is different Olivia Chow is
00:01:42.400 British Chinese is oh that's the difference I'm a specialist in what's what's the Chinese version
00:01:52.380 of Ebonics Chinonics so they arrested some guy he looks like a crackhead I don't really know what
00:02:00.420 exactly happened here but that was today was the Ottawa police officer being attacked apparently
00:02:10.520 this police officer this guy was obviously losing it because he's pointing the taser at
00:02:15.400 random people with fucking can it holding Canadian flags this is what's going on in downtown Ottawa
00:02:22.540 today the same day that we swore in Canada swore in our new speaker of the house so the old speaker the
00:02:34.480 house was taken away he's he resigned because he was the guy behind having the Nazi there apparently that's
00:02:42.400 that's apparently what what happened which is it's kind of weird to me that that's
00:02:48.760 you know that previous speakers seemed kind of bipartisan I don't want to get into too much
00:02:57.540 politics right now but I do read a lot of this bullshit on a daily basis he seemed more bipartisan
00:03:04.280 and this the new guy is apparently like super liberal and it was part of a bill to make people
00:03:10.600 eat insects which now that's what liberalism is which is hard to believe imagine telling somebody 20
00:03:17.720 years ago they go what's it like being a liberal in 2023 well you have to be trans and you eat insects
00:03:26.280 and you if you use plastic you have to kill yourself a lot of these people are these these woke people
00:03:36.900 are completely out of their minds they're in a different reality okay than people who aren't well
00:03:44.720 that's just plain simple here's an example of that as we see right here Brooklyn activist Ryan
00:03:53.820 Thorson Carson would feel sorry for violent teenager who stabbed him to death and think of him as a victim
00:04:03.840 of a broken system say his friends Ryan Carson this is a guy who was very woke right Ryan Carson
00:04:18.220 who's this guy black I like you search Ryan Carson the first thing that comes up up is black man
00:04:25.660 stabs white man to death for looking at him is this the whole stabbing oh yeah it is oh they they censored
00:04:33.340 that one little part which is probably good for YouTube because I've already seen the uncensored version
00:04:37.260 so here's the video I don't know if you guys have seen this but this guy was who was he exactly
00:04:44.220 um I don't know I just want to read the description of who he was
00:04:51.360 oh the girlfriend of Ryan Carson stood as her boyfriend was attacked and then watched him
00:04:57.560 dying on the sidewalk after a crazed teen stabbed him to death at NYC she refused to give description
00:05:04.100 of the assailant to the cops the friends of the victims say he'd feel sorry for the teenage criminal
00:05:11.320 and think of him as a victim of a broken system look at this fucking loser look at this fucking
00:05:16.640 loser's face poor guy died on a sidewalk it's a bad death this is his girlfriend she looks
00:05:27.620 kind of she looks like the lead singer of pussy riot or the one of the pussy riot members who
00:05:34.580 was uh just on Whitney Cummings podcast who the grows in BDSM that's who this but this is so this is
00:05:42.720 him dying let's watch that we can listen to that
00:05:47.420 so it's right here's the main thing he trips hits that
00:05:56.560 I love I love the woke like way of like dealing with it in this situation it's just like
00:06:07.880 please we like you people we want to help we're here to help and then you just just have them to
00:06:14.340 death oh man I wonder what Ryan Carson's parents think do they also think that that uh you know feel
00:06:23.180 sorry for the criminal very psychotic
00:06:28.040 world that we live in
00:06:31.320 I don't even know what to say about that other than that guy probably deserves to be dead
00:06:39.640 for being just so annoying for so many years and just being woke and being
00:06:46.460 and oh defund the police and oh and now the police are defund oh there's no cops oh you just got
00:06:52.640 stabbed to death oh but oh oh you let's remember him as a guy who helped bullshit who the fuck did
00:06:59.460 he help besides himself clearly he's out at 4 a.m. dressed pretty fucking nice probably going to a nice
00:07:06.340 restaurant and he's dead he's dead because he was a fucking loser okay that's that should be reason
00:07:16.980 enough to stop with this fucking woke bullshit you want to be dead you want to be fucking loser with no self-defense
00:07:23.800 skill and just stay oh oh I gave money to BLM
00:07:28.740 it's just my opinion nothing more nothing less let me just break for a moment and remind you guys that I
00:07:41.960 am about to go on tour you were listening to this podcast on Thursday October 5th that's when this
00:07:50.200 podcast comes out I am going to be performing in Halifax two shows October 11th okay the first show is sold
00:07:59.220 out get tickets to the late show in Halifax October 11th October 12th St. John's Newfoundland not selling
00:08:08.400 the best not gonna lie to you not a lot of people there speak English they speak
00:08:13.780 so
00:08:23.800 been a little tough did get a death threat from there when I initially went uh when when that
00:08:32.020 Korean fat Korean lady from California posted my video saying how racist I was I got a couple
00:08:38.800 of the old death threats from threatening my original date in September for the Newfoundland
00:08:46.580 show so probably gonna get killed there for making fun to
00:08:51.240 anyway go buy tickets to see me live in St. John's Newfoundland by the way St. John's Newfoundland
00:09:01.660 fucking beautiful the people there are obviously awesome and cool I'm just joking around
00:09:05.320 stop being so fucking sensitive you fucking body fucking body today um Newfoundland October 12th
00:09:15.340 the end of the month October 31st we're doing it big at yuck yucks again for a special show
00:09:21.560 the Halloween extravaganza you cannot miss this it's gonna be amazing
00:09:27.800 Olivia Chow is gonna be there to possibly Tam and fucking Trudeau people yeah
00:09:37.420 Don Cherry might be there we might have actual trans people there you never know might hire some trans
00:09:47.060 to to wander the aisles Halloween we want it to be spooky we want people to be scared so that is my
00:09:55.060 thought on what we should do for that and then in November I'm going on tour legit we are starting
00:10:00.800 the do better tour of course do better is something that a lot of my haters would say
00:10:08.160 on videos and on posts and tweets that you can do better than this you can do oh you should be able
00:10:15.140 to do better you're university educated do better so we're gonna do better and it starts off in
00:10:21.560 Winnipeg November 7th Saskatoon November 10th at the Coors event center one of the cooler venues that
00:10:28.380 we are doing obviously Winnipeg's and yuck yucks then we're going to Victoria BC Herman's Jazz Lounge
00:10:34.940 Surrey BC yuck yuck Surrey Vancouver yuck yucks Vancouver Northeast possibly hopefully no offense to
00:10:44.000 yuck yucks Vancouver Northeast the venue is what it is it's actually pretty fun to do comedy there
00:10:49.380 but we're moving on to bigger and better things I don't want to say much but May June
00:10:57.500 Vancouver I'm going to be doing a big theater there okay so we're going to be this is the last
00:11:04.640 chance to come see me fucking around with my new amazing material and doing some crowd work
00:11:12.300 and fucking just making you guys have an unforgettable night that's that's really my goal when you come
00:11:18.120 out to see me make sure you have a fucking unforgettable night you laugh your ass off
00:11:21.500 so we will see you in Vancouver on those dates this 15th 16th 17th I'll be in BC and then the 20th
00:11:31.880 and 22nd I'll be in Alberta and Calgary and Edmonton go get tickets at BenBankus.com
00:11:37.960 want to take this time to remind you support the Bankus show on Patreon patreon.com slash BenBankus
00:11:46.420 want to thank my supporters on Patreon you guys help pay for this brand new microphone and
00:11:53.020 Canada arm or whatever the fuck this is but I want to get into it guys I want to get to know you a
00:11:59.300 little bit you know I really the last few weeks have been really exciting the podcast has been
00:12:04.740 blowing up I know it's partially because of Chris Sky and it's partially because Daniel Boardman is famous
00:12:10.660 in India but it's also because we are hustling and people are loving the name they're loving the
00:12:16.220 name BenBankus and I want to do a little bit of manifesting here on the Bankus show because that's
00:12:22.680 what we do we manifest Andrew Schultz manifested he was already doing big theaters the Danforth Music Hall
00:12:34.280 in Toronto I believe is where he manifested that he was going to do Scotiabank Arena okay so I want to
00:12:41.620 take this moment to say Andrew Schultz I am manifesting to not play where the Raptors play
00:12:47.760 I want to play where the Knicks play I'm coming to your hometown next okay Schultz-y
00:12:55.240 you know what just tinder joke that was my joke but I gave you that because I like you and I know
00:13:04.000 you didn't take it from me because there's no way you watch my special from three years ago
00:13:07.720 that has 40,000 views on YouTube called please wear a mask and found that joke or watched one of the
00:13:14.120 many reels that had hundreds of thousands of views with that joke I know you came up with it by
00:13:20.840 yourself I'm being serious I know it sounds like I'm being sarcastic but I'm being serious and
00:13:27.460 I respect his hustle I respect Andrew Schultz I'll give him a fucking joke I'll trade a joke with him
00:13:36.400 like Pokemon cards okay Andrew you want to do that joke be my guest okay I'll tell you what
00:13:45.360 a lot of people ask me they're like oh you should have you how come you didn't get to open for
00:13:51.480 Andrew Schultz at the at the at the ACC at the Scotiabank Arena
00:13:55.360 look I don't want to open for anybody there's a lot of comics out there you know I'm opening oh
00:14:05.060 guys come see me I'm opening for Tony Hinchcliffe I'm I'm opening for Tim Dillon nobody opens for Tim
00:14:12.460 Dillon I asked Tim Dillon let me open for him he told me to never speak to him again okay
00:14:17.980 Andrew Schultz I didn't even have I didn't even want to ask the stupid question can I just go to
00:14:26.580 Bank Arena I know you did like well he did my show let me just remind you guys
00:14:33.460 Andrew Schultz opened for me okay everybody's out here going how come you didn't open for Andrew
00:14:43.240 Schultz at Scotiabank Arena because he opened for me
00:14:49.240 at yuck yucks and guess what that was probably a better show somebody in the comments who went to
00:14:59.740 both shows let us know what was the better show but for real Schultz is a fucking legend because
00:15:07.160 he fucking manifest shit that's why people hate people hate people like Schultz people hate me
00:15:12.220 because I manifest even other successful people are like oh this guy thinks he can be successful
00:15:18.140 yeah I do okay
00:15:23.000 I grew up watching my dad who's an artist figure out how to be successful as an immigrant to this country
00:15:32.260 you don't think I can be successful as a citizen of tax-paying citizen
00:15:38.600 I pay taxes in this country that go towards funding the arts
00:15:45.600 and funding the venues that I then call to ask to perform in and then those venues tell me
00:15:53.800 I can't perform there so I have to go perform at a different venue
00:15:57.620 make a bunch of money pay tax and give that to the venue that won't let me perform
00:16:03.340 that's Canadian communist logic 101
00:16:07.740 totally insane is it not that that's what it is but what else are we going to manifest here guys
00:16:15.220 10,000 views for this podcast by the end of I don't know next month a month after that
00:16:22.640 no problemo
00:16:24.880 let's give Trudeau a podcast to censor
00:16:31.900 because right now there are no Canadian podcasts that are good enough to be regulated
00:16:38.300 okay there's not a single Canadian podcast that gets enough views to be regulated
00:16:43.680 but what's crazy about this new law that Trudeau's come up with
00:16:47.080 is that it's going to regulate American podcasts or other international podcasts that are played to Canadians
00:16:54.060 hello Joe Rogan you're going to be censored by Trudeau
00:17:00.400 are you really allowing this to happen
00:17:02.580 it's ridiculous
00:17:05.040 so there is a protest happening
00:17:07.720 my good friend Daniel Bloodman
00:17:11.980 the Jew that the government is afraid of
00:17:17.480 because he's out of his mind
00:17:19.640 and he's from Indiana
00:17:21.280 Daniel Bloodman
00:17:23.820 Daniel is organizing a protest at Christia Freeland's office
00:17:31.060 October 14th
00:17:33.100 Saturday from 5 to 6 p.m.
00:17:36.820 I repeat
00:17:37.440 October 14th
00:17:38.820 5 to 6 p.m.
00:17:39.820 outside Christia Freeland's office
00:17:41.300 at Spadina and Bloor in Toronto
00:17:42.960 Daniel Boardman is organizing this
00:17:45.740 am I telling you to go to this
00:17:46.980 no
00:17:47.420 am I telling you it's a thing you could go to
00:17:49.580 potentially
00:17:50.480 so there are protests happening
00:17:54.320 will I be there
00:17:55.240 maybe
00:17:55.720 will I be speaking at it
00:17:57.120 making jokes on the street
00:17:58.340 in front of shoppers drug bar
00:17:59.580 very possible
00:18:00.500 across from the Jewish community center
00:18:03.040 highly likely
00:18:05.260 people have to be upset about this
00:18:08.740 I mean
00:18:09.340 why don't you just crush
00:18:11.840 Canadians dreams
00:18:13.020 more
00:18:14.480 or should I say
00:18:16.660 how could you crush
00:18:17.820 Canadians dreams anymore
00:18:19.300 than you're already crushing them
00:18:21.100 over the last three years
00:18:22.340 and that's another reason by the way
00:18:24.220 that people hate me
00:18:25.340 is because I don't really give a shit
00:18:26.760 every time that there's adversity
00:18:29.820 I figure out a way
00:18:31.020 to
00:18:32.340 overcome it
00:18:33.940 that's
00:18:35.020 what you're supposed to do
00:18:36.840 that's what we learned in school
00:18:38.440 remember when we'd
00:18:39.620 watch movies in school
00:18:41.140 and the teacher would wheel in that big TV
00:18:42.960 and we'd watch a big
00:18:43.880 inspirational movie
00:18:45.460 like Rudy
00:18:46.600 remember Rudy
00:18:48.160 about the retarded kid
00:18:49.560 who played football
00:18:50.400 we all need a little more
00:18:52.780 retarded kid who played football
00:18:54.240 in us all
00:18:55.120 okay
00:18:56.380 so
00:18:57.560 believe in yourselves
00:19:00.340 when this adversity comes
00:19:01.480 number one
00:19:01.980 number two
00:19:02.640 yeah
00:19:05.800 Trudeau wants to crush
00:19:07.320 people's dreams
00:19:08.380 that's why the taxes
00:19:09.700 are so awful in Canada
00:19:11.300 because they want to
00:19:12.940 disincentivize you
00:19:14.220 from being rich
00:19:15.180 because the poorer you are
00:19:17.360 the less you give a shit
00:19:18.960 about any of the awful things
00:19:20.960 happening in this country
00:19:21.920 it's
00:19:23.400 it's really that simple
00:19:24.640 folks
00:19:26.020 it's that
00:19:26.860 simple
00:19:28.100 the poorer you are
00:19:32.200 the less
00:19:33.640 control
00:19:34.260 over what happens
00:19:35.620 in this country
00:19:36.080 you have
00:19:36.460 the more money you have
00:19:37.800 the more say you have
00:19:38.940 it really is like that
00:19:40.780 okay
00:19:41.680 so
00:19:43.000 they don't want you
00:19:43.680 getting rich
00:19:44.260 that's why
00:19:45.400 oh
00:19:45.720 oh you have a successful
00:19:46.780 small business
00:19:47.440 now you're
00:19:48.160 800k in debt
00:19:49.380 because of COVID
00:19:50.280 but don't worry
00:19:50.920 it's a government loan
00:19:51.820 so it's a low
00:19:52.640 interest
00:19:53.540 or no interest
00:19:54.380 and it's tax
00:19:55.200 free
00:19:56.360 and you can write it off
00:19:57.900 and blah blah blah
00:19:58.800 all this bullshit
00:19:59.900 just saying
00:20:02.160 people need to fucking
00:20:06.180 be upset about that
00:20:08.880 somebody said to me
00:20:10.120 they're like
00:20:10.420 oh they're
00:20:11.120 because
00:20:11.480 this new law
00:20:14.080 basically says
00:20:15.500 that
00:20:16.360 that all these
00:20:19.000 Instagram
00:20:19.840 and Facebook
00:20:21.120 and Twitter
00:20:22.220 and all this shit
00:20:22.900 have to register
00:20:24.120 with the government
00:20:24.940 by November 28th
00:20:27.040 so what happens
00:20:27.980 if they don't
00:20:28.720 because
00:20:29.600 that's what happened
00:20:30.960 with the news
00:20:31.720 and now we don't have news
00:20:32.960 on social media platforms
00:20:34.360 like Instagram
00:20:35.080 Facebook
00:20:35.720 anymore
00:20:37.680 more people watch the news
00:20:40.580 watch CBC
00:20:41.660 on TikTok
00:20:43.140 now
00:20:44.460 CBC by the way
00:20:46.460 has a huge TikTok
00:20:47.780 all of a sudden
00:20:48.780 that they basically grew
00:20:50.560 out of half necessity
00:20:51.940 that they
00:20:52.480 they represent the government
00:20:54.380 in my opinion
00:20:55.020 you know
00:20:55.700 they kind of do
00:20:56.660 so they
00:20:58.480 this is almost like
00:21:01.460 some sort of ploy
00:21:02.960 to become bigger
00:21:04.060 on TikTok
00:21:04.600 I don't really understand
00:21:06.040 how this is a benefit
00:21:07.880 but I could see
00:21:09.160 these companies
00:21:10.880 total social media blackout
00:21:13.300 on November 28th
00:21:15.420 when those companies
00:21:16.240 say fuck you
00:21:16.980 to Trudeau
00:21:17.480 and go
00:21:17.720 I don't want to fucking
00:21:18.600 pay you
00:21:20.620 30 million dollars
00:21:21.940 a year
00:21:22.280 to have Instagram
00:21:23.260 in your country
00:21:24.400 you piece of shit
00:21:25.460 right
00:21:26.920 what happens then
00:21:27.840 nobody really fucking knows
00:21:31.780 I'll be honest with you
00:21:32.580 nobody fucking knows
00:21:33.840 nobody knows
00:21:35.540 what's gonna happen
00:21:36.180 so I really hope that
00:21:39.380 there's no social media blackout
00:21:41.000 obviously because that would
00:21:41.920 severely affect my career
00:21:44.220 because
00:21:45.240 what allows me to sell tickets
00:21:47.080 what allows me to
00:21:47.940 reach out to you guys
00:21:49.220 is social media
00:21:50.080 it's the podcast
00:21:51.200 right now
00:21:52.080 we're sitting at like
00:21:52.940 2,000 views
00:21:54.420 on YouTube a week
00:21:55.360 plus another like
00:21:56.160 2,000 on Spotify
00:21:57.520 Apple Podcasts
00:21:58.560 and other platforms
00:21:59.300 so we're at like
00:21:59.920 almost 5k
00:22:00.920 views
00:22:02.040 or listens a week
00:22:03.480 to the podcast
00:22:04.080 that's a lot of views
00:22:05.060 in Canada
00:22:05.580 if you look at our
00:22:06.500 population
00:22:07.100 per capita
00:22:07.940 Jesus Christ
00:22:15.720 fuck
00:22:19.240 it's so hot in here
00:22:21.100 it's really hot
00:22:22.280 in this apartment
00:22:22.920 I'm just gonna say
00:22:23.580 this right now
00:22:24.100 because Trudeau
00:22:26.000 and the liberals
00:22:27.080 what they do
00:22:28.000 is they go
00:22:28.360 oh
00:22:28.720 for climate change
00:22:30.020 we're gonna turn
00:22:30.740 the air conditioning
00:22:31.620 off in all the
00:22:32.360 apartment buildings
00:22:33.140 as early as possible
00:22:34.480 to save the climate
00:22:36.160 so we'll turn
00:22:36.660 the heat on
00:22:37.420 and also
00:22:38.100 we don't want
00:22:38.560 a cold spell
00:22:39.400 where somebody
00:22:39.980 freezes to death
00:22:40.840 oh yeah
00:22:41.160 how many people
00:22:41.700 freeze to death
00:22:42.460 in fucking October
00:22:43.760 no AC
00:22:46.480 for all of October
00:22:47.600 in most apartment
00:22:48.400 buildings in Canada
00:22:49.620 bullshit
00:22:51.320 because it's
00:22:52.080 fucking hot
00:22:52.820 still
00:22:53.520 it's hot
00:22:54.340 until November
00:22:55.100 it's insane
00:22:56.960 that they
00:22:57.700 fucking put people
00:22:58.620 through this shit
00:22:59.280 and that's why
00:22:59.880 I was coughing
00:23:00.460 because I'm so
00:23:00.960 fucking thirsty
00:23:01.680 for being so
00:23:03.000 fucking warm
00:23:03.740 sorry for swearing
00:23:06.360 so much
00:23:06.840 I just got
00:23:07.280 excited
00:23:07.860 got excited
00:23:09.060 I'm talking
00:23:09.620 to you guys
00:23:10.120 I'm excited
00:23:10.740 I'm excited
00:23:11.460 to be here
00:23:12.440 and talk to you
00:23:13.900 and show you
00:23:15.220 what the fuck
00:23:15.680 I'm doing
00:23:16.100 where I am
00:23:17.780 in this little room
00:23:20.020 this little tiny room
00:23:21.840 talking to you
00:23:23.240 yeah
00:23:24.980 it's bad
00:23:29.900 when the government
00:23:30.780 wants to regulate
00:23:31.560 podcasts
00:23:32.060 it's scary
00:23:33.100 it's scary
00:23:33.120 for people
00:23:33.640 like me
00:23:34.260 who have
00:23:35.140 a podcast
00:23:35.900 it's scary
00:23:38.760 for people
00:23:39.220 like me
00:23:39.640 who have
00:23:40.140 Instagram
00:23:40.540 who make
00:23:41.160 money off
00:23:41.800 of people
00:23:42.980 knowing who
00:23:44.300 I am
00:23:44.760 how do they
00:23:45.200 know who
00:23:45.500 I am
00:23:45.840 from Instagram
00:23:46.720 from TikTok
00:23:47.420 from Twitter
00:23:48.280 from Facebook
00:23:49.220 from the internet
00:23:51.120 this invention
00:23:53.340 that we made
00:23:54.060 so and
00:23:54.620 it was a necessity
00:23:56.120 because guys
00:23:57.640 there is no
00:23:58.300 comedy industry
00:23:59.180 anymore
00:23:59.780 as you know
00:24:01.740 if you listen
00:24:03.020 to me
00:24:03.360 in Canada
00:24:04.340 at least
00:24:04.720 there is no
00:24:06.260 shall I say
00:24:08.540 mainstream comedy
00:24:09.560 industry
00:24:10.040 right
00:24:11.240 just for laughs
00:24:13.360 is the quote
00:24:14.180 unquote
00:24:14.420 mainstream comedy
00:24:15.280 industry
00:24:15.640 I
00:24:17.500 did a comedy
00:24:18.860 show
00:24:19.360 at Yuck Yucks
00:24:20.960 in Toronto
00:24:21.420 that I headlined
00:24:22.200 on a Wednesday
00:24:22.740 during JFL
00:24:24.280 4-2
00:24:24.760 which is the
00:24:25.260 Toronto
00:24:25.560 Just for Laughs
00:24:26.300 festival
00:24:27.100 and I sold
00:24:28.340 out that show
00:24:28.940 and that's the
00:24:29.680 show that
00:24:30.100 Andrew Schultz
00:24:31.340 came to
00:24:31.740 and that was
00:24:33.080 during the
00:24:33.680 JFL festival
00:24:34.400 I was not
00:24:35.420 part of JFL
00:24:36.220 I was not
00:24:37.600 asked to be
00:24:38.100 part of JFL
00:24:38.620 I auditioned
00:24:39.360 for JFL
00:24:39.840 I did a
00:24:40.340 showcase
00:24:40.660 for JFL
00:24:41.320 I killed
00:24:41.920 it
00:24:42.140 the guy
00:24:42.860 who books
00:24:43.280 JFL
00:24:43.660 came to
00:24:44.420 Montreal
00:24:44.820 to watch
00:24:45.260 my show
00:24:45.680 and see
00:24:46.020 that I
00:24:46.280 sold out
00:24:46.640 Montreal
00:24:47.040 and then
00:24:48.300 still said
00:24:48.940 no
00:24:49.180 and then
00:24:49.900 I did
00:24:50.220 a show
00:24:50.620 during
00:24:51.060 JFL
00:24:51.460 anyway
00:24:51.820 sold it
00:24:52.420 out
00:24:52.640 and I'm
00:24:52.980 telling you
00:24:53.320 this right
00:24:53.640 now
00:24:53.820 I made
00:24:54.760 more money
00:24:55.240 at that
00:24:55.660 show
00:24:56.020 than
00:24:56.760 any
00:24:57.260 Canadian
00:24:57.800 comedian
00:24:58.300 in the
00:24:58.840 entire
00:24:59.200 festival
00:24:59.700 does
00:25:04.360 anybody
00:25:04.800 I don't
00:25:06.740 want to
00:25:06.960 say the
00:25:07.240 number
00:25:07.560 but
00:25:09.080 I'm
00:25:11.360 pretty sure
00:25:11.740 the most
00:25:12.240 any
00:25:12.520 Canadian
00:25:12.880 comedian
00:25:13.260 is
00:25:13.420 getting
00:25:13.580 paid
00:25:13.880 at
00:25:14.240 just
00:25:14.420 for
00:25:14.540 laughs
00:25:14.780 is
00:25:14.940 like
00:25:15.100 two
00:25:15.280 grand
00:25:15.540 maybe
00:25:15.860 three
00:25:16.100 grand
00:25:16.380 which it
00:25:19.460 is what
00:25:19.740 it is
00:25:20.120 it doesn't
00:25:21.360 pay to be a
00:25:22.040 woke loser
00:25:22.620 and get on
00:25:23.360 just for laughs
00:25:24.100 and then
00:25:25.300 you know
00:25:25.940 and then what
00:25:26.800 you get
00:25:27.120 like
00:25:27.400 eleven hundred
00:25:29.220 dollars and
00:25:29.980 then it's
00:25:30.240 like okay
00:25:30.660 see you
00:25:31.040 again in
00:25:31.320 five years
00:25:31.800 that's not
00:25:32.660 a career
00:25:33.120 you can't
00:25:34.560 you can't
00:25:35.500 live like
00:25:35.900 that
00:25:36.080 you can't
00:25:36.420 eat like
00:25:36.740 that
00:25:36.940 you can't
00:25:37.300 fucking
00:25:37.740 feed a
00:25:38.320 family like
00:25:38.820 that
00:25:39.140 but
00:25:40.320 you know
00:25:42.620 Andrew
00:25:44.280 Schultz
00:25:44.680 and once again
00:25:45.280 I respect him
00:25:45.960 but
00:25:46.720 Canada does
00:25:49.540 not
00:25:50.060 that was
00:25:52.560 his show
00:25:53.300 at the ACC
00:25:53.920 was part of
00:25:54.760 just for laughs
00:25:55.360 for two
00:25:55.740 it was the
00:25:56.140 headline event
00:25:56.920 right and
00:25:58.380 Canadian money
00:25:59.620 and tax money
00:26:00.820 goes into
00:26:01.280 those festivals
00:26:01.900 which I get
00:26:02.740 we want to
00:26:04.160 bring the best
00:26:04.660 fucking
00:26:04.920 entertainment
00:26:05.420 Andrew Schultz
00:26:06.200 is the best
00:26:06.600 entertainment
00:26:07.020 come to
00:26:07.540 Toronto
00:26:07.820 entertain our
00:26:08.540 people we're
00:26:08.940 paying for
00:26:09.320 this
00:26:09.580 but
00:26:11.380 to shut
00:26:13.660 out all
00:26:14.320 and every
00:26:15.220 Canadian comic
00:26:16.000 that's doing
00:26:16.560 well that isn't
00:26:17.500 left-leaning
00:26:18.280 and just say
00:26:20.820 oh yeah you guys
00:26:21.560 can't be a part
00:26:22.180 of this
00:26:22.500 and why do I
00:26:23.580 want to be a
00:26:24.060 part of it
00:26:24.380 people like
00:26:24.740 why do you
00:26:25.100 even want to
00:26:25.520 be a part
00:26:25.880 of just for
00:26:26.280 laughs
00:26:26.500 I know
00:26:28.160 there's no
00:26:29.080 real reason
00:26:29.960 but the only
00:26:31.620 reason I wanted
00:26:32.160 to be part
00:26:32.600 of just for
00:26:32.980 laughs
00:26:33.280 is because I
00:26:34.460 want to say
00:26:34.900 on my resume
00:26:35.460 I did just
00:26:36.040 for laughs
00:26:36.440 because it
00:26:36.740 helps me
00:26:37.300 escape the
00:26:38.300 country
00:26:38.700 and go to
00:26:39.460 the USA
00:26:39.920 which is what
00:26:40.520 I'm doing
00:26:40.780 anyway and I
00:26:41.380 don't need
00:26:41.820 that on my
00:26:42.300 resume to
00:26:42.780 escape
00:26:43.140 but it
00:26:43.840 helps
00:26:44.240 and the fact
00:26:46.120 that they
00:26:46.360 don't want to
00:26:46.780 do it for
00:26:47.200 certain people
00:26:47.780 is kind of
00:26:48.680 to me it's
00:26:50.080 basically saying
00:26:50.880 fuck you
00:26:52.100 you know
00:26:52.840 you're on
00:26:53.240 your own
00:26:53.580 if you try
00:26:54.700 to leave the
00:26:55.080 country I
00:26:55.520 don't know
00:26:55.740 see if you
00:26:56.100 can do it
00:26:56.560 if you can't
00:26:57.480 then go
00:26:57.800 fuck yourself
00:26:58.300 so that's
00:26:59.920 what that
00:27:00.260 is
00:27:00.500 but I'm
00:27:02.020 proud of
00:27:02.380 myself
00:27:02.760 I'm sweating
00:27:03.440 so fucking
00:27:03.880 much
00:27:04.180 because we
00:27:05.940 sold out that
00:27:06.520 show during
00:27:07.000 JFL
00:27:07.360 and by the
00:27:08.340 way sorry
00:27:08.800 if I'm being
00:27:09.480 offensive I
00:27:10.020 have nothing
00:27:10.680 against JFL
00:27:12.440 in the sense
00:27:13.180 of yeah it's
00:27:13.980 a festival I
00:27:14.660 want to be a
00:27:15.040 part of it
00:27:15.400 oh you said
00:27:16.560 something mean
00:27:17.040 about us
00:27:17.360 there's nothing
00:27:17.960 they know
00:27:19.320 you guys know
00:27:20.220 that your target
00:27:21.160 demographic has
00:27:22.040 shifted from just
00:27:22.840 regular people and
00:27:24.040 comedy fans to
00:27:24.960 like the same
00:27:25.540 type of people
00:27:26.100 that you know
00:27:27.700 like now
00:27:28.100 Nuit Blanche
00:27:29.040 another festival
00:27:30.460 in Toronto
00:27:31.060 is kind of
00:27:32.540 been Marxist
00:27:34.320 ified or calm
00:27:35.560 it's very
00:27:36.040 calming now
00:27:36.780 like I went
00:27:38.200 to a Nuit Blanche
00:27:39.220 event and it
00:27:39.760 was literally
00:27:40.240 a big big
00:27:41.440 event red
00:27:42.120 carpet tables
00:27:43.620 out serving
00:27:45.640 hamburgers and
00:27:46.880 and chips and
00:27:48.060 and fucking
00:27:48.660 beers and and
00:27:50.980 are they playing
00:27:51.600 music is there a
00:27:52.480 cool hipster
00:27:53.820 DJ playing or
00:27:55.120 like an artsy
00:27:55.860 are these are
00:27:56.480 art on display
00:27:57.940 of artists
00:27:58.980 because this is
00:27:59.500 like a big one
00:28:00.160 of the bigger
00:28:00.540 new evil no
00:28:01.400 there's no art
00:28:03.380 there's no music
00:28:05.260 they have people
00:28:07.020 reading out
00:28:08.060 you can stand
00:28:09.600 in line like
00:28:10.760 a ride
00:28:11.480 communist ride
00:28:12.940 you stand in
00:28:14.220 line and you
00:28:15.280 they give you a
00:28:15.920 placard and you
00:28:16.740 read out one
00:28:17.780 of 50
00:28:18.620 Toronto women
00:28:20.360 the top 50
00:28:21.520 Toronto women
00:28:22.300 who by the
00:28:23.000 by the way
00:28:23.720 this is not
00:28:24.520 top 50 Toronto
00:28:25.540 women that
00:28:25.980 are making
00:28:26.420 money doing
00:28:27.540 deals fucking
00:28:29.000 you know
00:28:29.680 killing it out
00:28:30.660 there no this
00:28:31.220 is the top
00:28:31.960 50 women
00:28:33.540 you never heard
00:28:34.300 of that aren't
00:28:34.960 really killing it
00:28:35.720 at all but
00:28:36.340 might kill
00:28:37.060 themselves if
00:28:37.920 you we don't
00:28:38.380 mention that
00:28:39.040 they did it
00:28:39.960 made a dream
00:28:40.540 catcher last
00:28:41.420 year and that's
00:28:43.040 the kind of
00:28:43.560 bullshit that
00:28:44.200 we were reading
00:28:44.840 like it's just
00:28:45.660 a fucking
00:28:46.080 reading these
00:28:46.700 placards so
00:28:48.760 you're sitting
00:28:49.440 there drinking
00:28:49.920 and all you
00:28:50.320 hear is my
00:28:51.160 name is
00:28:51.800 Wendy Chu
00:28:52.780 I worked my
00:28:54.960 whole life at
00:28:55.960 an NGO
00:28:56.680 helping children
00:28:58.460 that didn't
00:28:59.200 have ears
00:29:00.300 learn how to
00:29:01.360 read or
00:29:02.280 whatever the
00:29:02.660 fuck
00:29:02.840 that's not a
00:29:05.840 fucking party
00:29:06.620 that doesn't get
00:29:09.300 people excited
00:29:10.460 that is ridiculous
00:29:11.640 it's communist
00:29:14.220 bullshit
00:29:15.020 sorry but it
00:29:16.440 fucking is
00:29:17.200 and guess what
00:29:18.220 I did you know
00:29:18.740 what I did I
00:29:19.880 stood in line I
00:29:20.580 said I'm gonna
00:29:20.980 read a fucking
00:29:21.520 placard give me
00:29:22.760 give me one of
00:29:23.400 these so I
00:29:23.820 read the I
00:29:24.480 pretended I was
00:29:25.400 gonna go read
00:29:25.920 the placard and
00:29:27.380 I went up on
00:29:27.960 the stage and I
00:29:29.180 just was like guys
00:29:30.020 my name is Ben
00:29:30.680 Bank is I'm a
00:29:31.840 stand-up comedian
00:29:32.420 this this event is
00:29:33.420 terrible this sucks
00:29:34.660 every like this is
00:29:35.640 we're drinking and
00:29:36.960 listening but like
00:29:37.860 women's accomplishments
00:29:38.940 like there's
00:29:39.480 literally nothing fun
00:29:40.760 about that or
00:29:41.480 artistic I don't
00:29:42.720 know I said some
00:29:43.220 crazy shit and
00:29:44.040 they had cut my
00:29:44.800 mic I was like
00:29:45.400 I'm Jewish you
00:29:45.980 can't cut my
00:29:46.480 mic and then they
00:29:47.220 didn't for a bit
00:29:48.060 then they did
00:29:48.760 then some woman
00:29:50.100 like when I got
00:29:51.220 off stage was like
00:29:51.880 typical man stealing
00:29:53.540 a woman's moment
00:29:54.400 oh yeah I stole the
00:29:55.520 woman that I was
00:29:56.100 reading a placard's
00:29:57.080 moment she's not
00:29:57.760 even fucking here
00:29:58.700 shut up this isn't
00:30:01.120 an award show this
00:30:02.300 is a fucking free
00:30:03.680 event that I walked
00:30:04.660 into that's like an
00:30:05.460 outdoor bar and
00:30:07.320 it's boring and I'm
00:30:08.560 allowed to say that
00:30:09.400 and there was tons of
00:30:10.200 people there that
00:30:10.760 were like you rock
00:30:11.840 that's true and
00:30:13.440 then there was I
00:30:14.000 even had some fans
00:30:14.820 there they're like
00:30:15.280 oh shit that's
00:30:16.080 bed bankers so
00:30:17.460 it was worth it
00:30:18.100 that was the most
00:30:19.200 art that that
00:30:19.920 happened at that
00:30:20.560 fucking stupid
00:30:21.220 Newey Blanche
00:30:21.720 festival which used
00:30:22.540 to be a fun
00:30:23.060 festival same with
00:30:26.020 just for laughs used
00:30:26.820 to be a fun
00:30:27.300 festival now it's
00:30:28.560 all political they
00:30:30.460 have these harm we
00:30:31.420 just read this thing
00:30:32.300 on Chrissy
00:30:34.640 mayor's podcast
00:30:35.380 shout out Chrissy
00:30:36.280 mayor American comic
00:30:37.240 that I was just on
00:30:37.880 her podcast and we
00:30:39.240 were talking about
00:30:40.000 this basically this
00:30:44.640 exact thing and I'll
00:30:45.560 read it for you
00:30:46.140 right now so you
00:30:47.580 go to just for laughs
00:30:49.000 here's their website
00:30:49.840 and then you go about
00:30:52.280 accessibility getting
00:30:53.400 around venues about
00:30:54.500 the festival sponsors
00:30:55.620 is it accessibility
00:30:56.580 code of conduct this
00:30:59.220 is it code of
00:31:01.140 conduct just for laughs
00:31:02.920 is committed to
00:31:03.520 providing a safe space
00:31:05.020 for everyone attending
00:31:06.480 our events and
00:31:07.240 productions
00:31:07.820 can you believe
00:31:10.380 this okay so you
00:31:11.300 can just so here
00:31:12.280 you go the general
00:31:13.080 one patrons
00:31:14.200 artists so here's
00:31:16.120 the artist one
00:31:16.960 this you just you
00:31:18.300 can just print this
00:31:19.200 you can just fucking
00:31:20.140 download this off
00:31:20.940 their website just
00:31:22.480 for laughs code of
00:31:24.300 conduct just for
00:31:26.380 laughs is committed
00:31:26.980 to providing a safe
00:31:27.880 space for everyone
00:31:28.520 attending our events
00:31:29.300 and production in
00:31:30.760 order to accomplish
00:31:31.560 that purpose all
00:31:34.440 just for laughs
00:31:35.020 activities must be
00:31:35.960 exempt of abusive
00:31:37.000 inappropriate or
00:31:38.300 provocative behaviors
00:31:39.880 everyone participating
00:31:41.320 in just for laughs
00:31:41.900 events must treat
00:31:43.380 artists patrons and
00:31:44.420 employees with
00:31:44.880 equality respect
00:31:45.900 dignity no matter
00:31:46.740 their gender sexual
00:31:47.600 identity sexual
00:31:48.380 orientation disability
00:31:49.560 physical appearance
00:31:51.000 race or religion
00:31:52.280 so you can't make
00:31:54.300 fun of somebody's
00:31:55.020 physical appearance
00:31:55.960 at a comedy festival
00:31:56.940 great jfl adopts a
00:31:59.420 zero tolerance policy
00:32:00.560 on harassment in all
00:32:01.400 of its forms whether
00:32:02.580 in its verbal comments
00:32:03.660 actions nothing in
00:32:05.380 this policy may be
00:32:06.500 interpreted as a
00:32:07.500 barrier to artistic
00:32:08.580 freedom is if that's
00:32:11.820 true that's great but
00:32:13.440 this is what it says
00:32:15.740 here in addition if
00:32:16.840 you are a victim or
00:32:17.680 witness of a
00:32:18.380 prohibited act a
00:32:20.260 prohibited act that's
00:32:22.060 right and just for
00:32:22.740 laughs there's certain
00:32:23.460 acts this act is okay
00:32:25.780 you want to watch that
00:32:26.580 guy he's fine but
00:32:27.640 there's prohibited acts
00:32:29.120 like Ben Dankis is a
00:32:31.820 prohibited act at fuck
00:32:33.660 it just for laughs in
00:32:36.520 addition if you are a
00:32:37.440 victim or witness of a
00:32:39.180 prohibited act under
00:32:40.680 this code of conduct
00:32:41.620 involving an artist or
00:32:42.660 an employee of jfl or
00:32:44.920 you wish to raise a
00:32:45.720 concern please email
00:32:46.720 zero tolerance at ha ha
00:32:48.320 ha ha ha dot com I
00:32:50.660 fucking shit you not
00:32:51.940 that is the email to
00:32:54.120 make a complaint to
00:32:55.380 just for laughs basically
00:32:57.640 that another comic has
00:32:58.900 said something that
00:33:00.020 offended you that's
00:33:01.380 basically it's
00:33:01.980 tattling it's a tattle
00:33:03.140 line jfl which will
00:33:05.300 ensure they assess the
00:33:06.600 situation and act
00:33:07.380 accordingly please
00:33:09.380 remember that notifying
00:33:10.300 jfl does not constitute
00:33:11.840 or replace a
00:33:12.920 notification to local
00:33:13.960 law enforcement all
00:33:15.980 violations of the law
00:33:17.300 should be reported to
00:33:18.280 local law enforcement
00:33:19.040 for emergencies please
00:33:19.960 dial 9-1-1 hello
00:33:21.200 9-1-1 Ben Bankis is
00:33:22.800 on stage at a jfl event
00:33:24.280 and I feel very unsafe
00:33:25.780 yes he is the same guy
00:33:27.460 who went on stage at a
00:33:28.400 new eblosh event that's
00:33:29.840 right he is both a
00:33:30.660 comedian and an artist
00:33:32.200 and should be allowed
00:33:33.640 at both of those
00:33:34.360 events but this is a
00:33:35.460 communist country they
00:33:37.900 want it to be a
00:33:38.540 communist country but
00:33:39.180 it's not yet because
00:33:40.360 folks I'm still on the
00:33:42.060 road I'm still allowed
00:33:43.060 to perform I'm still
00:33:44.360 going out there but
00:33:46.060 it's certain places that
00:33:47.140 I'm not allowed to
00:33:47.740 perform that's the whole
00:33:49.080 thing right that's what
00:33:50.460 this that's the new form
00:33:52.340 of totalitarianism we're
00:33:54.500 just we're gonna tax you
00:33:55.840 or make it impossible for
00:33:57.300 you to make money right
00:33:58.420 I could be selling out
00:34:00.120 400 person venues 500
00:34:01.860 600 in some towns but a
00:34:04.200 lot of those venues were
00:34:04.960 saying no because of
00:34:05.840 their woke I think that's
00:34:07.400 ending by the way because
00:34:08.640 I think theaters have just
00:34:09.640 realized like we're making
00:34:10.520 no fucking money even with
00:34:11.700 the subsidies we're getting
00:34:12.580 from the government we have
00:34:13.520 to we can't can't survive
00:34:15.400 like this this is total
00:34:16.680 insanity right so I think
00:34:19.920 that's gonna clear up that's
00:34:22.020 gonna clear up and you know
00:34:24.000 shout out just for laughs
00:34:24.920 because like I'm talking
00:34:25.960 shit but like I want you
00:34:27.000 guys to be cool I want you
00:34:28.180 to be a cool festival I
00:34:29.380 like you you know I grew
00:34:33.400 up watching just for laughs
00:34:34.540 watching the festival
00:34:35.560 loving it watching all my
00:34:37.720 favorite comics on there
00:34:38.860 Patrice O'Neill Louis CK
00:34:40.800 Dave Chappelle they all did
00:34:43.280 fucking just for laughs and
00:34:44.460 just for laughs used to be
00:34:45.580 just this amazing cool place
00:34:47.400 I used to hear from comics
00:34:49.520 who would go there Canadians
00:34:51.180 when I first started comedy
00:34:52.800 and they would be hanging
00:34:54.920 out with Dave Chappelle and
00:34:56.560 all these like cool people
00:34:58.240 and Bill Burr and and
00:34:59.840 mingling and now it's kind
00:35:01.180 of this segregated it's it's
00:35:03.680 not as tell me if I'm wrong
00:35:06.000 but I think skank fest Louis
00:35:08.800 J Gomez's festival looks a
00:35:10.760 lot more fun and there's a
00:35:13.100 lot more mingling and stuff
00:35:14.700 like that but I could be
00:35:15.660 wrong guys I need a glass of
00:35:21.140 water and we're back hello
00:35:25.280 everybody sorry I had to get
00:35:26.960 a glass of water hopefully
00:35:28.920 you're listening to this in
00:35:29.980 an enjoyable environment I
00:35:31.640 hope you're doing something
00:35:33.560 you enjoy like lying on a
00:35:35.980 couch or driving if you enjoy
00:35:39.520 driving maybe you are working
00:35:41.360 tell me what you do in the
00:35:43.800 comments tell me what you guys
00:35:46.200 do while you're listening to
00:35:47.680 the podcast and we're gonna
00:35:51.520 pick a winner and send you
00:35:52.420 guys a t-shirt so tell us what
00:35:55.300 you do in the comments when
00:35:57.160 you're listening to the podcast
00:35:58.400 we want to let we want to know
00:36:00.040 the listeners want to know I
00:36:02.420 want to know everybody wants to
00:36:03.900 know I yes so I'm coming to
00:36:06.460 Winnipeg and man Winnipeg is in
00:36:09.360 Manitoba is a province much like in
00:36:12.180 the US they have states in Canada
00:36:14.660 we have provinces it's like a
00:36:16.360 state but it's gay gayer and now
00:36:20.360 Manitoba potentially going to be
00:36:22.160 one of the gayest provinces states
00:36:25.380 in Canada they just elected the
00:36:30.260 first this is actually a pretty big
00:36:33.520 deal Canada's first First Nations
00:36:37.060 provincial premier elected in
00:36:38.920 Manitoba they can't just call him
00:36:40.220 native their first native Canadian
00:36:43.160 or first first he's the first
00:36:46.580 First Nations provincial premier
00:36:48.440 elected in Manitoba his name is
00:36:50.800 Wab Canoe okay here he is pictured
00:36:56.380 with a very happy old white woman who
00:36:59.680 very wide mouth here maybe she's been
00:37:04.680 sucking more cock in her life than you
00:37:06.680 think kid doesn't even say who she is
00:37:10.660 but Manitoba has elected Canada's
00:37:13.500 first First Nations premier the 41 he's
00:37:16.580 41 he's young he looks like a young
00:37:19.340 Steven Seagal and he has the head of
00:37:25.540 the left-wing New Democratic Party NDP
00:37:27.960 has led the provinces party since 2017 a
00:37:31.280 former rapper broadcast journalist and
00:37:34.460 university administrator Canoe said his
00:37:36.740 newly elected government will focus on
00:37:38.420 reopening three emergency rooms
00:37:39.980 shuttered in recent years he also said
00:37:42.020 the province would invest in more
00:37:43.260 social housing a lot of people in the
00:37:47.700 big cities they look down on us here in
00:37:49.200 Manitoba fly over country they said
00:37:52.160 winter peg man it's cold out they said
00:37:55.640 Canoe told supporters after securing
00:37:57.380 victory but look what little old
00:37:59.620 Manitoba did tonight Manitoba did
00:38:02.240 something more progressive than any of
00:38:03.960 those big cities ever did we elected a
00:38:06.520 strong team of new Democrats to fix
00:38:08.780 health care and make your life more
00:38:10.580 affordable that's a fucking nightmare
00:38:13.520 not only they're gonna fuck up health
00:38:18.440 care probably more maybe not I mean
00:38:20.100 probably though because they never have
00:38:22.720 they don't have a track record of doing
00:38:24.120 anything good like no NDP party has
00:38:26.760 ever been like they got in and then they
00:38:28.480 fixed everything no every time they get
00:38:30.240 in it's just like they got in and then
00:38:31.660 everybody did fentanyl and died of
00:38:33.760 overdose and everybody was homeless and
00:38:35.940 everything was expensive and all the rich
00:38:37.500 people left and now there's nobody to pay
00:38:39.100 taxes for all the bullshit that we
00:38:40.580 services that we implemented and it's
00:38:42.960 just a fucking mess so I'd be worried if I
00:38:47.940 was in Manitoba I would be leaving like I
00:38:54.480 want to leave because Olivia Chow fucking
00:38:55.960 won in Toronto and I am gonna leave
00:38:57.700 eventually his win on Tuesday evening
00:39:00.420 also cements his place in the history
00:39:02.520 books as the first First Nations
00:39:04.260 politician to serve as a premier canoe
00:39:06.960 the son of an Anishinaabe chief spent his
00:39:10.260 youth on on a gaming First Nation land on
00:39:14.220 the neighboring province of Ontario that's
00:39:17.020 where I'm from the province's first
00:39:19.620 indigenous premier was John Norquay a
00:39:22.600 Metis politician who took office in 1878
00:39:24.960 so he's not wait a second he's not the
00:39:29.760 first First Nations then that's
00:39:31.460 ridiculous the first First Nations
00:39:33.520 politicians to serve as premier the
00:39:35.480 province's first indigenous premier was
00:39:38.080 John Norquay so he wasn't even this is
00:39:42.160 the most this is insane to me we had we
00:39:47.240 were we had more fucking native
00:39:48.620 politicians in the 1800s and in the
00:39:50.640 fucking 2000s the NDP victory also
00:39:53.960 hands a political lifeline to Prime
00:39:55.600 Minister Justin Trudeau who's faced
00:39:57.780 stiff ups of opposition from a wall of
00:39:59.980 conservative premier stretching from
00:40:01.440 Alberta to Prince Edward Island that's
00:40:04.200 sad man I I'm sad for everybody in
00:40:07.120 Manitoba that is now just gonna have to
00:40:10.480 pay way more tax for no reason and get
00:40:12.740 nothing for it and just still have Trudeau
00:40:15.740 fucking spend all the money on whatever
00:40:18.240 the fuck he wants from private jets and
00:40:20.620 Ukraine blow with Zelensky and Nazis and
00:40:23.940 whatever the fuck kind of crazy shit he's
00:40:25.440 spending money on ahead of the vote on
00:40:27.620 Tuesday polls warned that her progressive
00:40:29.620 conservatives PCs oh this is the woman
00:40:32.320 that he was fighting against we're lagging
00:40:34.540 behind the NDP the party ran controversial
00:40:36.520 ads highlighting their decision to not to
00:40:39.000 search a Winnipeg landfill for the remains
00:40:41.320 of two indigenous women who police believe were
00:40:43.140 killed by serial killer mr canoe and I don't
00:40:46.900 always agree on everything but like me I
00:40:48.400 don't know I know that he loves this
00:40:50.960 province and he loves the people of
00:40:52.320 Manitoba Stevens and said Wow I hope
00:40:54.880 your win tonight inspires a future
00:40:56.820 generation of indigenous youth to get
00:40:58.580 involved in our democratic process not
00:41:00.860 just here but in Manitoba and across the
00:41:02.580 country that's fucking classy that's a
00:41:05.000 classy thing to say it really is I hope
00:41:09.060 that too and native and indigenous people
00:41:11.320 are fucking cool and smart and fucking that
00:41:14.640 this is their plan they're the OGs man so
00:41:19.240 they better fucking stop passing out in
00:41:22.060 the lobby of a Scotiabank and start being
00:41:25.440 a part of the democratic process like this
00:41:27.360 white woman said canoe said the people of
00:41:30.320 Manitoba are good people while his rivals
00:41:33.040 attempted to drive a wedge by running on a
00:41:35.580 divisive message he used his victory speech
00:41:37.940 to speak directly to indigenous youth who he
00:41:40.680 said still face numerous systematic barriers
00:41:42.740 and negative stereotypes but pledged to
00:41:44.760 create opportunities and support so they
00:41:47.340 can turn their lives around I want to
00:41:48.960 speak to the young Nietzsche's out there he
00:41:51.640 said using Ojibwe word from a friend my life
00:41:54.800 became a mercy immersive immeasurably better
00:41:59.040 when I stopped huffing gasoline no that's
00:42:02.880 how it is when I stopped making excuses and I
00:42:07.680 started looking for a reason and I found
00:42:09.260 that the reason in our family I found that
00:42:10.940 reason in our community I found a reason
00:42:13.240 okay this guy's like that's the thing you
00:42:15.180 can't argue with a guy who's fucking this
00:42:16.960 guy looks honestly I look at him I'm like
00:42:19.060 he's he looks fucking genuine I don't know
00:42:22.080 what to say like he does like I don't know
00:42:23.720 does he look like a communist no he's he
00:42:25.760 looks like Steven Seagal the most based man
00:42:28.400 on earth okay he has a ponytail slick back he
00:42:33.080 looks like a politician he's happy he won not
00:42:37.180 that mad about it but I will make fun of
00:42:39.220 this to no end because that is my job and I am
00:42:43.960 coming to Winnipeg Manitoba on November 7th so
00:42:48.140 you need to get tickets for that but yeah that
00:42:50.800 is a pretty pretty crazy thing Canada we had a
00:42:56.480 couple other crazy stories that I wanted to
00:43:00.060 highlight this is crazy couple killed by bear in
00:43:04.740 outdoors bear attack Banff National Park long-term
00:43:10.940 partners who love the outdoors that's why I
00:43:12.780 don't really like the outdoors folks I people
00:43:16.460 ask me that do you like the outdoors I go
00:43:17.980 golfing with people sometimes and I don't
00:43:20.060 like golf courses where there's too many
00:43:21.400 bugs and there's fucking dragonflies and
00:43:23.840 there's shit and other men will laugh at me
00:43:26.060 oh well you don't like the outdoors kid no I
00:43:28.600 don't I like the indoors that's why we built
00:43:31.760 the indoors okay thank you colonizers for
00:43:37.060 coming to this country and building a
00:43:39.720 proper infrastructure otherwise I don't
00:43:43.040 know if I'd be able to survive in a teepee
00:43:44.940 just saying thank you European settlers
00:43:49.840 explorers for coming to Canada and doing a
00:43:54.080 little bit of little rape and murdering a
00:43:57.920 little trade action well you give me that I'll
00:44:01.700 give you the booze then you give me
00:44:03.300 everything thank you for doing that because
00:44:06.040 I like being indoors although I like air
00:44:09.800 conditioning which is also I believe a
00:44:11.660 white invention and it would be ideal if the
00:44:17.840 air conditioning was fixed in my building
00:44:19.100 folks I really love you guys I love all the
00:44:22.120 listeners more than you'll fucking ever
00:44:23.960 know we're gonna do this we're doing this
00:44:26.340 together I know I've been stuck at 79,000
00:44:28.960 fucking followers on Instagram for months it
00:44:32.020 is actually driving me nuts but we are going
00:44:35.960 to be releasing a special I was going to
00:44:38.400 release it on October 1st I decided not to
00:44:41.060 because we were doing some other stuff and
00:44:42.860 the special isn't complete in my eyes and I
00:44:47.400 want to do a couple more edits for you guys
00:44:49.520 and make it as good as possible so please
00:44:52.340 please if you're watching this subscribe I
00:44:54.980 should have said this at the beginning I'll
00:44:56.980 say it I'll do a re thing of the beginning
00:44:59.580 and we love you guys thank you
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