Bankas Podcast - October 18, 2023


Hamosque | The Bankas Show - #033


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38 minutes

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Word Count

5,743

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588

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

74


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On this episode of The B.O.B.S.E.W.Y.W., Ben Bankus talks about the latest in the war in Gaza, and what he's been watching on the news.

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to the 33rd episode of The Bankus Show.
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00:00:12.540 It's me, Ben Bankus, everybody, and I'm going on tour.
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00:02:35.220 Everybody's just so riled up right now.
00:02:37.720 And it's so part of it's exciting.
00:02:41.260 You know, like I'm sitting here entertained.
00:02:45.260 If I'm bored, every moment that I'm bored, what do I do?
00:02:49.060 I look at my phone and I type in Gaza or I type in Israel or I type in Hamas.
00:02:59.240 I've typed.
00:02:59.700 I've Googled Hamas a lot in the last month and a half.
00:03:04.520 Sorry.
00:03:05.160 The last whatever.
00:03:06.020 What is it?
00:03:06.420 It's only been.
00:03:07.580 It's been half a month, actually.
00:03:09.660 Almost 12 days.
00:03:10.920 I believe since this has been happening for the last 12 days.
00:03:15.520 I've been Googling Hamas a lot.
00:03:18.340 I've been Googling Gaza a lot when I get bored.
00:03:22.320 Not Google.
00:03:23.000 I Twitter.
00:03:24.240 Right.
00:03:24.820 You write that in.
00:03:25.640 And all of a sudden, bang, bang, bang.
00:03:27.420 There's all the Gaza.
00:03:29.260 There's all the Israel.
00:03:32.780 And it's entertaining.
00:03:33.840 I mean, I've seen.
00:03:34.840 I'm not going to lie to you guys.
00:03:35.900 I've seen every single video of people getting brutally murdered there.
00:03:41.840 And I mean, not because, you know, I'm just caught up in this war.
00:03:46.520 It's because, you know, before the war happened, there was the video that Ryan Carson guy.
00:03:52.000 Remember the Ryan Carson guy?
00:03:53.640 Remember the Ryan Carson thing where the guy gets stabbed by the black guy and then his girlfriend doesn't care because he was woke and believed that black people who commit crimes are just doing it because of white people or something.
00:04:10.000 I was watching that.
00:04:11.580 And then, boom, now we have full-on terror attack video.
00:04:18.080 I mean, people are watching it.
00:04:20.360 People are sharing it.
00:04:21.820 People are sitting there going, hey, have you seen this?
00:04:23.940 And it's just a video of, have you seen the one of the Filipino guy?
00:04:28.000 And they're just trying to chop his head off.
00:04:29.980 He's like a worker.
00:04:33.640 It's fucked up.
00:04:34.760 But I'm just saying, there's something on.
00:04:41.000 There's something to watch.
00:04:42.060 We don't have this anymore.
00:04:43.780 Back in the day, there used to be, oh, this TV show's on this week.
00:04:47.200 That TV show's on next.
00:04:49.000 You know, oh, it's one specific day.
00:04:51.000 You have to watch it at 7 p.m.
00:04:52.580 People used to get excited for things.
00:04:55.120 Nobody does that anymore.
00:04:56.200 Nobody's excited for anything.
00:04:57.340 But now, people are excited to go watch the news.
00:05:01.340 I'm excited.
00:05:02.740 I'm looking at global news.
00:05:04.660 I'm looking at CBC news.
00:05:06.440 I'm going, when's the last video, the most recent video?
00:05:10.800 Two hours ago?
00:05:12.380 I want 30 minutes.
00:05:14.460 I want to see 18.
00:05:16.500 That's what you're looking for, by the way.
00:05:18.400 If you're a news addict like me on Twitter and shit,
00:05:21.500 you're looking for something that was posted 18 minutes prior.
00:05:25.520 That's what you really want.
00:05:27.800 Something posted 18 minutes before.
00:05:39.020 Like, if you're on X, that's like the sweet spot.
00:05:42.040 If you can find, you know, it's like, oh, here's a terror bomb.
00:05:46.000 Bombing, shooting 18 minutes ago.
00:05:49.340 That's legit.
00:05:50.560 I'm watching that.
00:05:52.420 Let's see what we got right now.
00:05:53.800 We can go here.
00:05:55.680 Explore Israel.
00:05:59.800 Let's see what's up.
00:06:00.940 Let's see what's up.
00:06:02.880 We have Hamas, Hezbollah.
00:06:12.020 Okay, let's just watch this.
00:06:13.560 What's this?
00:06:14.100 See, there's a lot of misinformation when it comes to this war.
00:06:19.460 I mean, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
00:06:21.860 Like, what is this?
00:06:22.920 A video of, like, people are like, tomorrow, Iran will attack.
00:06:26.640 Then Lebanon.
00:06:27.500 Then Egypt.
00:06:28.020 Like, who's writing this?
00:06:29.300 Like, let's just see.
00:06:30.240 Here, in tunnels that have been built under civilian areas,
00:06:34.200 launching rockets from civilian areas as well.
00:06:37.360 Doesn't that mean that you're endangering Palestinians you claim to be fighting for?
00:06:41.740 We are sacrificing ourselves and our times and everything we do in order to ensure a better
00:06:48.120 future for our children.
00:06:49.600 But are you also not sacrificing the civilians that are directly above you?
00:06:53.520 Of course, we don't want them to get killed or to get targeted.
00:06:57.680 But this is the only choice we have.
00:07:01.920 This is what we can do.
00:07:03.080 And they are supporting us.
00:07:04.680 You can go to the sea.
00:07:06.220 You can go to the air.
00:07:07.400 You can go to anywhere.
00:07:09.440 So that's why we are building tunnels.
00:07:11.820 This is the only mean which is possible for Al-Qasim Brigades.
00:07:16.540 Over 250 Palestinians are dead after this just 11 days.
00:07:21.460 You know, 13 Israelis are dead.
00:07:22.800 And this is just one of so many escalations over the last few years.
00:07:28.640 And it's only a matter of time before the next one.
00:07:31.740 What is any of this really achieving?
00:07:34.000 The one who started this war, not Hamas or not the Palestinians, but the Israeli occupation.
00:07:40.140 And you guys fired the first rockets.
00:07:42.840 Who said that?
00:07:43.900 We warned them.
00:07:45.000 We told them not to and stormed our holy land.
00:07:48.340 We are talking about a holy site for Muslims.
00:07:50.340 And it doesn't mean that the first rocket was launched from Gaza.
00:07:54.680 I mean, that we started the war.
00:07:57.780 Okay.
00:07:58.220 These people are out of their minds.
00:07:59.380 How did this lady get in here?
00:08:01.120 This is obviously from 2014 or something like that.
00:08:04.540 But that's another thing that people just keep showing.
00:08:06.640 They're like, look what happened to Gaza.
00:08:08.100 It's like a video from like 10 years ago.
00:08:10.160 And I know it's like, how can you say this, Habibia?
00:08:12.720 How can you say this about the people of Gaza?
00:08:14.440 It's like the more the crazier Arabs get about Palestine and Gaza, the more like the general
00:08:21.580 population is like, okay, like I just nuke it, whatever.
00:08:26.880 Fuck it.
00:08:27.660 Right.
00:08:28.000 No, like no offense.
00:08:28.980 I'm not saying do that.
00:08:30.160 I'm not condoning that.
00:08:31.480 I'm not saying that's a good thing.
00:08:32.680 I'm just saying that in people's minds, when they see the video and the guys go, they just
00:08:38.520 nobody feels bad for them in that moment.
00:08:43.860 And I'm just saying, I don't know if it's because the, you know, you want to say Israel,
00:08:48.580 maybe Jews are better at acting than Palestinians or Muslims.
00:08:54.480 Have you ever watched a really good movie and went, oh, who's that actor?
00:08:58.180 Is he Muslim?
00:08:59.460 Never.
00:08:59.860 Never, but you've watched a lot of movies and gone.
00:09:02.060 Who's that actor?
00:09:02.820 He's Jewish.
00:09:03.800 Very talented.
00:09:07.840 That's like an offensive joke.
00:09:09.380 Now, that's like, that's how fucked up our times are.
00:09:12.080 That if I say that, that's like, whoa.
00:09:14.100 But it's like, bro, I've been saying crazy shit for a minute.
00:09:19.400 I'm not saying and I'm not saying that's good or bad.
00:09:21.480 I'm just saying, like, get a better PR campaign.
00:09:24.340 And your PR campaign can't be guys in a tunnel with a fucking, with a ninja outfit on that
00:09:33.120 looks like it was, you know, it's, that's not making people, the regular people go, those
00:09:41.020 are the good guys.
00:09:41.820 I am from the, I am from the resistance.
00:09:44.780 I am like, no, give me a break.
00:09:48.880 I'm sorry.
00:09:50.020 But that's, I hate somebody, you know, I don't even want to rant about this stuff.
00:09:55.020 My mom's in the fucking hospital.
00:09:56.820 But my mom, my mom was hilarious, by the way.
00:10:02.640 Before she had dementia, obviously.
00:10:04.000 And, you know, well, the dementia is pretty funny too, but she was very funny and she
00:10:10.040 would take me, she took me to see team America.
00:10:12.260 I made a team America post a couple of days ago and, um, you know, she, she just loved
00:10:20.240 to laugh.
00:10:20.720 She would laugh at all this shit.
00:10:21.920 And I remember when nine 11 happened and I was so sad about it and she would go, oh,
00:10:25.640 don't you worry.
00:10:26.560 America's going to go in there and blah, blah, blah, shit out of them.
00:10:29.620 She would say that.
00:10:30.700 And she was a liberal, but, you know, liberal then, which was like, you know, let's still
00:10:37.260 go to Afghanistan, but let's just be cautious.
00:10:40.920 Um, cause Canada was in Afghanistan as well.
00:10:45.200 Right.
00:10:47.960 But anyway, so she, um, she was funny and she would want me to just say it, just say it.
00:10:56.300 She used to say that just fucking, you just want to say it.
00:10:59.500 She used to say she used to, she was a high school teacher and sometimes she would call
00:11:03.940 her kids retards and stuff because if nobody gave a fuck then, but now is the whole, you
00:11:08.820 know, now you can't do that, but that's how you teach.
00:11:11.360 You go, what is this kid retarded?
00:11:12.700 And then everybody's like, holy shit, this teacher knows what's up.
00:11:16.160 I had teachers call me retarded or stupid and stuff.
00:11:19.260 Um, see, like, here's like this, like, it's so, it's sad because here are times of Gaza.
00:11:27.760 Here's they're having trouble finding drinking water and it's like, okay, yeah, that's sad.
00:11:34.440 But like, so are, so it's like half the world.
00:11:37.600 One, no offense.
00:11:38.860 Um, to like their government, people like, is this Israel, Israel, Israel did it.
00:11:48.180 Um, Hamas is the one, if Hamas wanted to go to war with Israel, why wouldn't they tell
00:11:55.720 everybody to stock up on water and food and maybe warn them of the areas that might get
00:12:01.620 bombed because they're launching rockets from those areas.
00:12:04.580 And, you know, there's little things here that, you know, the, the, the people who are
00:12:09.580 just really caught up in this are like, have just lost their minds.
00:12:14.320 It's like every single person I saw a video.
00:12:17.220 Um, I think it's, it should be here.
00:12:20.440 It should be here.
00:12:21.740 Like I saw that.
00:12:22.740 Okay.
00:12:22.900 This is another video that I saw.
00:12:24.300 I don't even know.
00:12:26.400 I'm pretty sure this is, um, yeah, this is, this is recent.
00:12:30.640 This is some English thing where they have a British show.
00:12:35.460 Um, or maybe it's an Israeli show.
00:12:37.080 I don't know, but they have a woman on from Palestine who's completely covering her face.
00:12:43.780 Um, if you're not watching this, she has a full burka on and you can see her eyes and she's
00:12:51.240 got like the female ninja outfit on and how can you say that?
00:13:01.140 Cause it's a fucking, I'm fighting for my right to just say stuff.
00:13:08.600 Like, are, do you guys understand that?
00:13:10.880 Like we are fighting for our rights to say what we want to say about any of these situations.
00:13:16.020 The people, now the government's on my side in some fucked up way, I guess.
00:13:21.760 I mean, my side, I'm really not on team Israel, but I'm on team.
00:13:25.340 The people who raped, you know, those guys, if you know, the bomb, Oh, no more water.
00:13:31.920 Like just because I live in a first world country guys.
00:13:38.120 Okay.
00:13:39.440 I'm, what are we supposed to do here?
00:13:43.160 We live in a first world country.
00:13:44.720 If we go to world war, who's fighting with us, the Palestinians or the fucking Israelis?
00:13:50.300 Who's helping Canada in world war three or whatever.
00:13:55.060 I'm just saying like, you really think I'm going to get caught flat footed out at a Palestinian
00:14:01.160 protest or some shit.
00:14:02.440 It would be pretty funny if I, if I did pro-Palestine and went and it was just like talking at those
00:14:11.380 marches from the river to the sea, but it's like from the river to the sea, it's like,
00:14:17.780 bro, you live on the Humber river.
00:14:19.460 You're from Toronto.
00:14:21.160 What are you talking about?
00:14:23.200 You, you went to Seneca call, like you're Canadian.
00:14:26.600 Why, why are you waving a fucking Palestinian flag with a bunch of mental patients?
00:14:31.760 And some of them holding fucking Taliban flags, pretending like this is your issue.
00:14:37.500 And then you, where are you from?
00:14:39.060 I'm from Lebanon.
00:14:39.980 I'm from, I'm so you're not Palestinian.
00:14:42.360 No, but I stand with that.
00:14:43.940 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:14:46.360 This is like people who don't watch the regular hockey season, right?
00:14:52.100 And then the Leafs get in the playoffs and all of a sudden they're watching the playoffs
00:14:56.620 and they're acting like they're a Leafs fan.
00:14:58.220 You're not a real Leafs fan.
00:15:00.620 Okay.
00:15:01.760 You're not a real Palestinian.
00:15:04.620 If you care about Palestinians, which I care about Palestinians,
00:15:09.180 then you'd want the Hamas guys to chill because if they didn't have Hamas and they had a government
00:15:16.520 that was like, guys, let's, oh great.
00:15:19.060 I've had this fucking on my shirt the whole fucking time.
00:15:24.020 Fucking makeup department.
00:15:25.320 If the Hamas guys weren't angry and they were just like, you know what?
00:15:34.400 Let's just have a thriving financial core.
00:15:37.580 That's our goal.
00:15:38.420 If like they obviously, I'll give it to like if Hamas, Hamas is goal oriented, right?
00:15:47.140 In their heads, they're like, we need to destroy Israel.
00:15:50.760 That's what we're going to do.
00:15:52.160 Let's do it.
00:15:53.040 And, you know, they're not accomplishing that because they don't have enough people to even take over and all this stuff.
00:15:58.760 But they did what they think was a good thing, right?
00:16:05.200 Now, let's just say instead of destroying Israel, their goal was to make Gaza a thriving financial hub
00:16:17.080 and a really cool, open some really cool museums, right?
00:16:22.760 Little gentrification, couple, maybe a couple taco stands, maybe, you know, like a little mini.
00:16:30.060 Do a shawarma taco fusion truck.
00:16:35.620 That's what Gaza needs.
00:16:38.180 They need a shawarma taco fusion truck to be there.
00:16:43.840 And that needs to be the focus of Hamas needs to be.
00:16:46.820 Let's make as many food trucks, more food trucks, guys.
00:16:52.220 That is the the healthier your society is, the more food trucks there are.
00:16:56.780 They need food trucks.
00:16:58.180 They need to incentivize the whites to go spend money there.
00:17:02.400 They need to do like, you know, those haunted tours that they do.
00:17:07.020 If you go to Montreal and they take you around all the Montreal, they're like, oh, there's a ghost in there.
00:17:11.180 They need to do that.
00:17:12.360 They need to take Jews on like this is where you guys blew up this thing.
00:17:16.360 And this is where you blew up that thing.
00:17:18.380 And this is how many people died there.
00:17:19.880 And the Jews have to go and go, oh, that was horrible that we did that.
00:17:24.500 That would be a good idea for Gaza.
00:17:27.040 I think if Gaza is looking for a consultant, a business consultant to figure out how to remarket themselves, I could do that.
00:17:38.960 But I'm telling you, museums and food trucks.
00:17:48.440 That's how you bring back Gaza.
00:17:50.800 That's how you end this war, guys.
00:17:52.860 No more tanks.
00:17:53.880 Don't send in tanks.
00:17:54.900 Send in Smokes Poutine truck to the border and see what we can accomplish here.
00:18:01.480 But a lot of people are mad.
00:18:03.700 And there's party lines being drawn.
00:18:07.740 And, you know, here's a video.
00:18:09.720 So I kind of got off track here.
00:18:11.700 But what I was talking about is that all these people protesting who are bandwagoners are the Leaf fan people.
00:18:21.460 They all have the same thing.
00:18:23.340 You're like, well, what about the like, didn't they did they or did they not go in and rape and then fire rockets?
00:18:29.600 Like and I know it's like, but 75 years, 70.
00:18:33.160 OK, but 75 years isn't that long of a time.
00:18:36.940 But it's it's, you know, like.
00:18:42.060 75 years ago is when the like they're they're like, we've been under siege for 75 years.
00:18:47.040 Like that's when the Holocaust happened.
00:18:49.260 That's why.
00:18:50.320 Because the fucking people were moving to to the Jewish state because they were afraid to live in the other countries because of the Holocaust.
00:18:58.300 That's why when all these these Arabs are like, so why don't the Jews go back to Europe?
00:19:02.840 They were in Europe and then they fucking were murdered.
00:19:07.960 So they had to go feel like they were protected.
00:19:11.280 Oh, why didn't the why did the Jews there was Jews in all those Muslim countries, Iran and fucking.
00:19:17.040 And Morocco's and Morocco's and Lebanese and Jews and Syrian Jews.
00:19:23.380 And what happened to them?
00:19:24.620 They all had to go either to Israel or be killed because they did the same thing.
00:19:29.980 That's why it's so upsetting to all the Jews.
00:19:32.940 And I'm not saying there's not jokes in this.
00:19:35.440 I'm not saying that some of it's not a little funny, but.
00:19:40.260 It is fucked up because this is what they used to do to Jews in the fucking Arab countries.
00:19:46.160 They would go and fucking the pogroms and stuff.
00:19:49.480 You know what the pogroms are?
00:19:50.940 Yeah, let's look it up.
00:19:53.620 Pogroms.
00:19:54.060 So a pogrom is a violent riot inciting the aim of massacring or expelling an ethnic or religious group.
00:20:11.060 The term entered the English language from Russian to describe 19th and 20th century attacks on Jews in the Russian Empire, mostly within the Pale of Settlement.
00:20:21.760 Pale of Settlement was a Western region in the Russian Empire with varying borders that existed from 1791 to 1917, in which permanent residency by Jews was allowed and beyond which Jewish residency permanent or temporary was mostly forbidden.
00:20:36.900 So only Jews could live there?
00:20:39.820 Pale of Settlement.
00:20:41.040 I don't know what this is.
00:20:46.240 Western region of the Russian Empire with varying borders.
00:20:49.620 Most Jews were still excluded from residency.
00:20:51.740 Okay, they weren't allowed to live there.
00:20:53.140 I don't even know.
00:20:55.100 Anyway, they killed a lot of Jews and they called them pogroms.
00:20:58.100 Similar attacks against Jews which also occurred at other times and places became known retrospectively as pogroms.
00:21:04.940 Sometimes the word is used to describe publicly sanctioned purgative attacks against non-Jewish groups.
00:21:11.240 So then the Palestinians go,
00:21:12.660 It's a pogrom!
00:21:15.080 Maybe it is.
00:21:16.020 I don't know, guys.
00:21:17.080 I'm sorry.
00:21:17.760 I'm sorry that the Jews have weapons and that you guys attacked them and now they're mad.
00:21:22.440 Like, what the fuck did you think was going to happen?
00:21:24.420 You fucking idiots.
00:21:26.540 Jesus.
00:21:27.240 Like, you're sacrificing your own people for...
00:21:32.200 Fucking clicks.
00:21:34.240 Clicks on the internet.
00:21:35.660 I know about that.
00:21:38.700 Significant pogroms in the Russian Empire included Odessa pogroms, Warsaw.
00:21:43.720 So in 1881, they were fucking, like, killing Jews.
00:21:48.800 People love...
00:21:50.280 They love it.
00:21:50.900 It's...
00:21:51.980 There's something about it that people just love it.
00:21:54.340 The Warsaw program was a program that took place in Russian-controlled Warsaw on 27th...
00:21:58.820 25th to 27th December 1881.
00:22:02.140 Then part of Congress, Poland and the Russian Empire resulting in two people dead in 2400.
00:22:06.740 It's not that many.
00:22:07.720 The first recorded anti-Jewish riots took place in Alexandria in the year 38 CE.
00:22:15.040 Damn, son.
00:22:17.620 38 years after motherfucking Jesus, man.
00:22:20.900 It's crazy, man.
00:22:24.920 Other notable events that took place in Europe during the Middle Ages.
00:22:27.820 Jewish communities were targeted in 1100.
00:22:30.180 That's just, like, the thing.
00:22:33.660 It's like, do people even read a Wikipedia page?
00:22:35.780 Not even, like...
00:22:36.520 And then people go, like, yo, none of that's accurate.
00:22:38.500 All the history's fake, doggy.
00:22:41.140 I like these people.
00:22:42.200 Now we just have fucking uneducated idiots going, like, yo, like...
00:22:46.660 All that shit's fake, dog.
00:22:49.340 Like, this is a fake history.
00:22:51.400 Like, you don't...
00:22:52.120 You know, I read the history book for, like, one thing.
00:22:54.640 I was like, doggy, that shit's fake and fuck, yo.
00:22:59.220 That's literally what we're dealing with here.
00:23:00.680 We're dealing with people who think that everything that happened before now is fake because of COVID.
00:23:08.700 Because COVID was fake.
00:23:12.040 So, I mean, I don't know if...
00:23:15.000 And when I say...
00:23:15.700 It wasn't fake.
00:23:16.580 But it was not severe.
00:23:20.580 It was a Chinese-made virus that we were worried about.
00:23:23.880 But the Chinese are not good at making stuff.
00:23:26.400 Okay?
00:23:27.400 They're not good at it.
00:23:28.820 And now they're not that good at fucking...
00:23:30.600 Look at their...
00:23:31.140 This is...
00:23:31.880 This is...
00:23:32.580 China a bit.
00:23:34.860 I don't know if you know that.
00:23:35.880 But, like, Canada.
00:23:37.860 But also the Hamas thing.
00:23:39.920 Hamas is funded by who?
00:23:41.140 Iran.
00:23:41.820 And who's Iran friends with?
00:23:43.420 China.
00:23:44.200 Who do they trade with?
00:23:45.280 China.
00:23:48.560 So...
00:23:49.040 Chinese state...
00:23:50.080 There was a Chinese state TV, like, fake thing.
00:23:52.780 Like, showing a video of a fake...
00:23:55.840 Like, a guy carrying a fake kid with no head.
00:23:58.480 Going, they've beheaded the baby.
00:23:59.960 The Jews of...
00:24:01.000 China's in on this.
00:24:07.500 They're in on it.
00:24:08.740 They're in on it.
00:24:09.660 Which is why the protests aren't that heavily...
00:24:15.660 Policed or they're not...
00:24:20.260 They're not taking them down.
00:24:21.860 They're not stopping them.
00:24:24.060 Because...
00:24:24.940 It's...
00:24:25.540 It's like a pro-China thing.
00:24:28.080 Because China recognizes that Israel is...
00:24:33.840 You know...
00:24:35.840 Essentially a Western nation.
00:24:38.360 And it's...
00:24:39.080 It's...
00:24:39.400 Part of...
00:24:42.400 NATO, in a way.
00:24:44.840 And it's part of all these...
00:24:45.880 These countries that they're worried about.
00:24:49.520 Israel has a relationship with Australia.
00:24:52.020 Israel has a relationship with Taiwan.
00:24:53.960 Taiwan.
00:24:54.780 Israel and Taiwan have similar, you know, security.
00:24:59.460 You know...
00:25:00.140 Similar threats.
00:25:01.100 Although, you know, the rockets aren't fired...
00:25:03.520 Taiwan's safer, as it is right now, than Israel.
00:25:07.700 If you're just wanting to exist.
00:25:11.220 But, yeah, it's really crazy.
00:25:14.300 So, it's really crazy that people are saying, basically, just...
00:25:17.600 For the Jews, like, if you're a Jew, just leave.
00:25:20.960 That's how you solve this.
00:25:22.480 Is you leave.
00:25:23.960 The country of Israel.
00:25:26.360 And you go back to the country where you were originally...
00:25:30.280 Persecuted against.
00:25:32.000 So that you had to leave to go to Israel.
00:25:34.600 Which, I mean...
00:25:36.040 Soon I'm going to have to go to Israel.
00:25:37.540 Even though I'm not even that Jewish.
00:25:38.880 I'm a Bailey Jewish.
00:25:39.940 I fucking...
00:25:41.780 I'm not Jewish, guys.
00:25:44.560 I'm just...
00:25:45.280 Just going to tell everybody.
00:25:47.980 Just in case.
00:25:49.200 Shit pops up.
00:25:50.400 Your boy Ben Bank is not a Jew.
00:25:52.640 You know what I'm saying?
00:25:53.960 Can I ask you, just finally, in the wake of that massacre of Israelis on October the 7th, what, to you, would be a proportionate and reasonable response from the Israeli armed forces to that massacre of their nationals?
00:26:12.280 What would be, what would be, what would be, you think, reasonable?
00:26:15.420 I didn't get to your question.
00:26:20.340 Can you say that again?
00:26:21.000 I didn't hear your question.
00:26:23.800 This is a Palestinian journalist, by the way.
00:26:26.940 I don't even know what fucking station this is.
00:26:29.100 But it's so hilarious that they would put her on as if she is going to answer...
00:26:36.520 Like, it's, you know, in some unbiased way.
00:26:41.040 Of 1,400 people, Israelis, women, children, the taking of hostages, 199 hostages, all of the horrific atrocities involved in that massacre by Hamas.
00:26:51.220 What do you believe, as a Palestinian journalist living in Gal City, what would be a proportionate and reasonable response from the Israelis to that?
00:26:57.600 You know what is the saddest thing here is that...
00:27:03.100 No, answer my question, please.
00:27:04.780 We only hear the ministry media or the media in the West...
00:27:07.780 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, Quaffa.
00:27:09.220 Please answer my question.
00:27:11.200 Quaffa.
00:27:12.240 Please, Quaffa.
00:27:13.340 Why don't you...
00:27:14.280 Please, Quaffa, why won't you respect my journalism integrity?
00:27:19.880 My husband is in the tunnel right now and blowing people up.
00:27:24.060 But what...
00:27:24.780 You're saying that the response of the Israelis right now is unacceptable.
00:27:27.660 You're calling it a massacre.
00:27:29.100 What would be a reasonable response?
00:27:31.740 It's a cleansing.
00:27:32.920 Hmm?
00:27:33.740 Okay, so what would be a reasonable response?
00:27:37.580 You know, like, we have been suffering, have been subjected to the Israeli occupation of brutality and oppression since nearly 75 years.
00:27:45.620 So what would be a reasonable...
00:27:47.620 Basically, there is no reasonable response, guys.
00:27:52.940 I mean, I don't want to get into this shit, but this is like...
00:27:57.940 The scary part is that it's like if you don't agree with the people who think that...
00:28:08.000 Like the people like that woman who are like, that shouldn't be the question you're asking.
00:28:11.840 Like, they're excusing this crazy, crazy, crazy, rapey, murdery shit by going, well, that doesn't matter.
00:28:23.020 That's like saying, oh, if the, you know, if the natives...
00:28:25.380 But it's not the same as saying, oh, what if the natives started fucking murdering and raping?
00:28:31.280 Which would, obviously, we'd shut that down pretty quick, I'm pretty sure.
00:28:34.180 And we would have no more of the orange shirts and Every Child Matters t-shirts if that started happening.
00:28:41.720 But it's not the same as that because the Jews did live there the whole time and it was like their land, I guess.
00:28:50.460 So, like, what the fuck?
00:28:54.900 I don't really know.
00:28:55.920 But that's how I see it.
00:29:02.760 Here's another...
00:29:04.240 Here's an article from CBC.
00:29:06.620 Like, this is the type of shit that they're...
00:29:08.920 A Canadian woman who's married to a notorious ISIS fighter linked to the abduction, torture, and beheading of Western hostages
00:29:15.320 is being made public for the first time, says she was oblivious to what was going on.
00:29:22.300 This is the same thing.
00:29:23.260 And it's like, people are willing to wave a fucking Taliban flag until they're in an interrogation room.
00:29:30.840 And then it's like, well, I didn't know it was in a Taliban flag.
00:29:34.060 I don't know.
00:29:35.040 I don't know what to say.
00:29:44.800 People have lost their minds with this stuff.
00:29:46.900 It's sad, and I think that people need to heal mentally before they, you know, go around waving flags and stuff.
00:30:01.540 Like, I supported the...
00:30:05.800 I mean, I never went to the trucker convoy, just in case anybody was wondering.
00:30:10.760 I'm not that I was not in the country.
00:30:14.580 But I did go to some of the, like, end the lockdown protests.
00:30:21.100 And the cops were all over us, and they were arresting people.
00:30:27.580 And, you know, arresting, like, half-retarded people that weren't even a threat.
00:30:35.160 Like, they were literally just like, Trudeau's doing stuff that's against the law.
00:30:40.860 And, you know, he was, for all intents and purposes, he was shutting people's businesses.
00:30:45.920 And they were met with a ton of resistance, which was crazy.
00:30:52.360 And the only reason I went to those protests is because it's like, bro, what am I supposed to do?
00:30:56.300 Like, my comedy, like, I can't fucking perform.
00:31:01.080 Like, at the time, like, they were censoring everything on Instagram.
00:31:05.480 Anything, you couldn't even mention COVID without it getting censored.
00:31:12.520 I went to protest, right?
00:31:15.140 And none of those protests were violent.
00:31:17.220 And they happened at the same time.
00:31:18.680 There was BLM protests that went and protested against the anti-lockdown people or the anti-mask people or whatever you want to call the people who were just like, this is, we're done with this.
00:31:32.060 The BLM people were like, fuck you.
00:31:34.740 To the people who were just like, we want to just the businesses to open back up and everybody go back to work.
00:31:40.940 That was seen as, like, that was like a racist opinion to have.
00:31:46.840 Right?
00:31:47.280 Just all this racial fucking tension that was built up by the government and everybody.
00:31:52.360 That's why everybody's lost their minds and can't see that we're all fighting for the same fucking team here.
00:31:57.820 We should be.
00:31:58.940 If you're in Canada, you're fighting for Team Canada.
00:32:01.460 Is that not how it works anymore?
00:32:03.340 Like, if you, like, has nobody ever watched the Olympics or anything?
00:32:09.660 So, very upsetting that those people are nuts.
00:32:16.900 But, like, who gives a shit?
00:32:18.460 Like, you know, I didn't get even that many death threats.
00:32:22.100 I'll be honest.
00:32:23.220 Which is scary.
00:32:24.480 Maybe they're actually planning them.
00:32:25.740 But I only had, like, I had, like, fuck you, bitch, and fuck you, faggot.
00:32:31.380 And, you know, when I literally posted me with the ISIS thing on my head with the Muslim song, and then I had, I stand with Israel.
00:32:42.360 And I just did, I thought that was funny.
00:32:45.440 And people laughed.
00:32:46.440 Like, a lot of people laughed.
00:32:47.460 And then the people who are, like, they're just, anybody who stands with Israel, like, they're, like, out of their minds.
00:32:52.320 I'm like, you're not, oh, you're going to find out.
00:32:54.840 It's like, dude, you live in Canada.
00:32:58.020 You're a fucking retarded.
00:32:59.980 All these people, I feel like a lot of these people on the streets are, like, protesting or, like, poor or something.
00:33:05.580 This is some sort of poor people backlash.
00:33:08.180 This is all come, goes back to Trudeau's fault, by the way.
00:33:11.740 Like, not just his fault that he let too many fucking people in this country who obviously don't really want to be here in the sense that, like, you go to a country, you want to be proud of that new country.
00:33:29.460 You want to assimilate.
00:33:30.580 Now that's gone.
00:33:31.680 The whole, it's just colonizing, basically.
00:33:33.840 It's like, you just come here and create your own neighborhood, do your own thing, and fuck everybody else.
00:33:39.080 And that's, I mean, and then they're calling everybody else colonizers.
00:33:43.580 It's like, that's colonialist.
00:33:45.780 Sorry, but, I mean, it is.
00:33:47.500 It's colonialist.
00:33:49.180 Just show up.
00:33:50.120 Fuck all your customs.
00:33:51.660 We don't want to listen to this.
00:33:52.740 We don't want any more of this Christmas bullshit.
00:33:54.960 We don't want any more of this Jesus bullshit.
00:33:58.140 We want Muslim shit and gay shit.
00:34:00.560 And that's, like, it's just, it's, I don't know.
00:34:04.460 Part of me with all these, you know, the Muslim protests, the anti-Jew protests is, now I'm kind of, like, pro-gay flag just because of how angry it makes people in Hamas.
00:34:20.400 But then I, now I see all these queers for Palestine.
00:34:23.300 I'm like, if, if you're fucking, like, this is, it's done.
00:34:28.260 Society's done.
00:34:29.440 We don't need, we don't need to, to, to continue down this path.
00:34:38.860 Like, we don't.
00:34:40.500 What, what, what is the end goal?
00:34:42.500 For our society, when you, when, like, what is it?
00:34:52.240 Does anybody know what the end goal for our society is?
00:34:57.740 It used to be to make everybody happy, right?
00:35:16.560 That was the goal of society, was to make as many people who live there happy, healthy, have money, wealthy.
00:35:25.420 Those are goals of society.
00:35:26.980 You should want people to want to make money and be entrepreneurial and, and do all these things and not tax the shit out of them when they do do those cool things in your country.
00:35:37.420 Canada has become a place that's great to be poor in and, and it's not great to be rich in.
00:35:43.260 A lot of the rich people are leaving.
00:35:44.960 All their houses are for sale right now.
00:35:47.880 All the ultra wealthy people's houses are on the market.
00:35:52.820 And nobody's buying them because nobody wants to spend two and a half million dollars to live in a city that costs $5,000 just to live.
00:36:03.600 So, I just want to pose that question.
00:36:10.600 What the fuck are we, you know, all this stuff, it's, you know, we're angry at the Jews in Toronto who support Israel.
00:36:18.580 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:36:20.500 Like, seriously, nobody, do you realize that, okay, every leaf game, there's Jews at leaf games, like Jews love basketball.
00:36:31.040 Like the Raptors wouldn't exist without Jews.
00:36:33.880 All the fun things that everybody likes to do, Jews are a part of, and I'm not saying that Israel, Jews is, like, has to be coincide, but it kind of does.
00:36:44.100 People are like, why does Israel represent Jews?
00:36:47.440 Because Arabs have like a million countries, right?
00:36:51.180 They have Syria and they have Lebanon and they have Morocco.
00:36:55.100 They have Egypt and they have this and all these huge swaths of land.
00:36:58.700 And they have, I think the most, most people in the world are Arab or something.
00:37:02.960 It's like a billion, right?
00:37:06.260 And then Jews are a minority in the, even in the Middle East are a minority.
00:37:10.360 And then, you know, so we're, we're all the liberals going, well, the Jews are a minority in the Middle East.
00:37:17.660 No, they don't give a shit.
00:37:18.560 Oh, they're being mean to this small portion of people that want them dead.
00:37:23.020 I get it.
00:37:24.040 Part of it's fucked up because they, like the original, have you not read the Belfort?
00:37:28.700 Or have you heard, I love when white people are like standing with the Palestinians because they're just like far right, right?
00:37:35.120 Even Chris Skye is basically like, I told you guys Israel's doing this upper.
00:37:40.460 I don't know.
00:37:41.360 I think it's going to stay contained.
00:37:43.160 I don't think this is going to be World War III.
00:37:45.120 I think you guys need to chill the fuck out.
00:37:48.620 And.
00:37:51.100 Yeah.
00:37:54.480 It's China.
00:37:55.520 It's China's fault.
00:37:56.400 And.
00:38:02.460 Yeah.
00:38:02.940 Blame China.
00:38:03.660 I think I'm going to, I might buy a Chinese flag and go start waving it at the Palestinian protest and see what happens.
00:38:10.740 I want to do a false flag at a, I want to buy a false flag.
00:38:14.140 It's for a false flag.
00:38:14.900 You.
00:38:15.760 Yeah.
00:38:15.860 You.
00:38:17.940 You.
00:38:20.260 You.
00:38:21.000 You.
00:38:21.480 You.
00:38:21.640 You.
00:38:21.780 You.
00:38:22.760 You.
00:38:23.140 You.