Bankas Podcast - Marked Safe from Israel ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.000 hello and welcome to the bankers show everybody this is episode 34 and i today i'm recording it

00:00:09.600 november 6th the day before i go to winnipeg back to winnipeg second time in winnipeg this year

00:00:17.640 first time i went to winnipeg this year i did eight shows in two weeks it was some weird setup

00:00:26.420 with yuck yucks where i was just the headliner and it wasn't me you know i wasn't seeing

00:00:33.900 necessarily all the money but i went and met so many cool fans and did so many shows made a bunch

00:00:43.100 of new fans as well had some had some clips go viral uh of winnipeg and piss actually a lot of

00:00:50.380 people off i'm probably slightly in danger going to winnipeg but nonetheless i am going

00:00:56.500 to winnipeg tomorrow november 7th it's going to be a big show if you're listening to this right now

00:01:02.880 you're in the winnipeg area there's as it stands the moment this was posted 10 tickets left 10

00:01:10.200 tickets left to my winnipeg show at the fort gary hotel in the basement in the yuck yucks

00:01:15.840 it's going to be fire um then my next show after that is september 10th

00:01:22.800 in saskatoon finally starting to sell some tickets we put out an ad for that

00:01:28.120 this is this is comedy folks you gotta you gotta advertise nowadays even if you even even if you

00:01:34.340 you know uh whoever you tim dylan you you shane gillis these guys these guys run ads i mean i mean

00:01:41.380 i've seen tim dylan's ads i haven't seen shane gillis's ads maybe just tim has to run ads but

00:01:47.360 nonetheless i have to run ads sometimes in a in a market like sasa saskatchewan saskatoon

00:01:55.860 what a beautiful province it really is i'll be honest with you uh i'll be honest with you

00:02:03.640 i'll be honest with you it's it's got rivers and it's got flat and that's it and it's and i'm

00:02:14.440 coming and the people are really nice and cool and i'm excited i'm excited to go back to saskatoon

00:02:21.020 and i'm excited to go to winnipeg um and after that we're going to victoria bc november 15th

00:02:28.680 that's selling really well at herman's upstairs above herman's jazz lounge november 16th surrey yuck

00:02:37.480 yucks yuck yuck surrey i've had a couple a couple death threats from that old area so hopefully we

00:02:44.440 survive that night and uh the casino you know casino security guards usually are pretty good

00:02:51.640 uh november 17th hastings racetrack in vancouver two shows the first show is pretty much sold out

00:03:00.940 and i think the second show is like half sold out go get tickets for those shows uh calgary alberta

00:03:07.920 november 20th get tickets it's gonna sell out it's gonna be super fun edmonton alberta

00:03:15.320 go get tickets um and let's let's start the show guys welcome to the bank of show please like and

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00:03:40.700 hear them in the house even if i'm in here this is not a soundproof room and uh thank you to all the

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00:04:02.060 these paintings i did not choose these paintings um uh they were given to me by my fiance okay and

00:04:13.760 i didn't choose them and now you know that one's there's a dave chapelle one which i like dave

00:04:20.300 chapelle you know he's one of my favorite comics of all time and and apparently now he he doesn't like

00:04:26.060 israel so i'm not allowed to like him no i don't i don't give a shit about any of that uh i totally

00:04:30.420 see uh where he's coming from and you know i get it you know there's in some i don't know

00:04:37.380 people are playing is there more money in israel or palestine that is the question content creators

00:04:43.880 are asking themselves and you know dave chapelle seems to think there's probably he doesn't care

00:04:50.580 about money right so i think jews always path to money palestinians maybe you'll make more money

00:04:58.880 because there's just so many muslims that they'll like you more or support you more and so it's it's

00:05:05.860 really a marketing decision at this point about which direction to go in and i've kind of you know

00:05:13.000 i i mean some people will be like this guy's a zion people are calling me a zionist like i've never

00:05:18.440 even been to israel um and this is my actual opinion i've met israelis i've met palestinians

00:05:26.000 both of them completely out of their minds for different reasons uh i lived with a palestinian

00:05:33.460 guy we got along as long as i didn't put up an israel flag or anything like that you would

00:05:39.040 tear that down but you know not that i was really putting israel flags up

00:05:45.420 but it was in first year university i lived with a palestinian guy and you know the whole this whole

00:05:52.220 thing that's happening now was happening then right uh the whole occupy apartheid you know

00:06:00.980 you know and then i then i was in university i was doing

00:06:04.620 comedy i just started comedy when the first israel palestine things happened at university and i

00:06:12.320 didn't really give a shit because like my dad's jewish my mom's not my mom's first husband was jewish

00:06:19.760 my dad was her third husband and her first husband she tried to convert to judaism his name

00:06:26.380 was romeo she got my mom got married the first time when she was 21 going to the university of

00:06:31.800 windsor and to a to a jew named romeo okay and her parent his parents hated my mom because she wasn't

00:06:40.120 jewish and she tried to convert but she couldn't do it right and so then she had another husband who

00:06:46.580 wasn't jewish she was he was uh finnish finland likes people with ish at the end uh finnish jewish

00:06:57.480 british right not everything's ish you're not rushish if you're russian you're fucking russian

00:07:04.520 so she had a she was with a finn i believe and then uh or norway weijan or some shit

00:07:10.900 and then she was with my dad who was jew again but his parents didn't care if he was you know

00:07:20.700 married a jew funny enough he was his parents my grandparents are holocaust survivors were i mean

00:07:26.660 they're dead not from the holocaust from the the holocaust of coming to canada and not being able to

00:07:32.380 afford rent in north york no that's not why they died they just died of old age and you know my

00:07:38.400 grandmother had alzheimer's she had alzheimer's from like 50 years old so there's that fucked up gene

00:07:43.760 that could fuck me up and now my aunt my dad's sister also has alzheimer's at 70 so that's fucking

00:07:54.300 you know i'm terrified that i'm going to be retarded and i'm not really doing many things to

00:08:01.000 make sure i'm not but uh i'm trying to i'm trying to i'm starting to i'm doing you know i was working

00:08:07.780 out i've worked out a bunch on and off and done all the saunas and shit it's just really hard to

00:08:12.080 stay consistent with that stuff when you have a family and that you know and comedy career

00:08:18.920 doing things trying to move my life forward while everything is pulling it back that is the secret of

00:08:26.260 life guys because there's never going to be a time in your life when it's just i mean some people have

00:08:32.060 that there are some people i don't know i don't but you you just don't hear about the struggles that

00:08:36.860 they're going through but you know like uh matt reif you know matt reif comedian just you know but

00:08:43.600 he's killing it he worked his ass off for that shit and people want to shit on him i i fucking like

00:08:48.120 the guy i look up to the guy in a lot of ways he's richer than me i look up to people who are richer

00:08:53.240 than me maybe i'm not i don't you know i know people who have tons of money who are shittier

00:08:57.540 people than i am but that doesn't mean that i don't want to have tons of money also and potentially

00:09:02.520 be shittier than i am now so anyway i was talking about israel palestine going to university and being

00:09:11.060 a young half jewish kid who wasn't really raised jewish like you know i never really did synagogue i never

00:09:19.560 really did anything i didn't have a bar mitzvah um and partially because my dad did it because his

00:09:29.560 parents were holocaust survivors so they didn't want to like do any jew stuff because they were terrified

00:09:34.440 that he would get killed because that's what happened to their uh you know i had other i i had a

00:09:42.800 like an aunt and uncle that were born before my dad and my aunt that were killed by nazis so they

00:09:49.360 were just like and then the my grandparents were separated put in concentration camps they survived

00:09:54.420 they escaped and then they saw each other on the street back in their hometown of countess lithuania

00:10:00.600 and they saw each other on the street and then they had two more children right and then they're like

00:10:06.960 yeah you're you're not jewish but they were because even in the soviet union people don't realize this

00:10:11.480 they put jew on your passport right like they just were like they late you were a jew in soviet union

00:10:20.040 no matter what um like because they lived after the war when they went to countess lithuania and it was

00:10:27.240 then taken over by russians right on the uh the eastern front so why am i telling you this because i'm

00:10:37.180 giving you backstory to how i felt during those protests at the queen's university protests

00:10:43.560 apartheid week i didn't know anything i there was a lot of jews that i was friends with that were much

00:10:48.720 more concerned than me because they were more jewish they went to jewish high schools they went to jewish

00:10:53.660 this they went to jewish that they were bar mitzvah they were this they they've been to israel they've

00:10:59.800 been to birthright and all that shit i've never done any of that right like i play i was a hockey kid

00:11:04.540 i knew jews from hockey i knew jews when i went to queens um you know i didn't know that many jews

00:11:11.780 when i did uh you know grade school i had a few jewish friends the davis family the davis's dad was a

00:11:19.620 saxophonist i'm just saying that you know and and i've had that connection so anyway what what happened

00:11:25.860 when i don't know i just remember thinking and seeing all these kids who go to queen's university

00:11:30.600 with the you know girls with the hijabs like ultra religious kids and they don't

00:11:37.840 have a good university experience their university experience is being radicalized

00:11:42.640 which is insane like go to a kegger it's kind of hard to stand upside down and drink from a keg

00:11:50.940 while you're wearing a hijab i'm just saying loosen up a little bit if you're going to go to university

00:11:56.540 enjoy yourself it's the most fun four years of your life you don't want to spend your university

00:12:02.620 years protesting israel and praying to you know five times a day uh i'm that's my opinion is that's a

00:12:14.340 waste of a university experience go to university your parents don't know where you are you are

00:12:20.820 not at home okay it's time to let loose it's time to get drunk and smoke a blunt have you ever smoked a

00:12:30.200 super blunt like i don't know if a lot of these kids who are out here protesting against you know

00:12:37.060 israel palestine that you know saw saw all the posts on real toronto news and felt like a baby i i

00:12:44.700 watch the real toronto news and i need to get out there and start halalala these people have never

00:12:51.680 smoked a super blunt okay do you know what a super blunt is that is a 14 gram blunt okay these these are

00:13:00.460 the things that kids who grew up in canada did okay we weren't protesting the existence of the only

00:13:09.380 jewish nation we were having fun okay and i feel bad for the muslims too because like their whole thing

00:13:21.720 is like why don't you understand how awful the jews the israel they're so awful it's like okay well

00:13:28.000 number one you don't live there okay you live in canada that is a 12 hour flight from there so

00:13:37.320 that's number one so congratulations you're worried about the israelis you made it marked safe from

00:13:43.420 israel you're in canada okay number two is

00:13:47.580 like yes colonialism is not nice having a civilization isn't inherently nice you the memories and

00:14:05.080 opportunities and the ideas that you come up with in those societies are what makes society great the

00:14:13.280 people in those societies who bring wealth and prosperity which brings with it what happiness

00:14:21.080 longer life longer lives the average lifespan goes up when people have more money right the average

00:14:29.280 education goes up when people have more money so the whole goal of society should be to be making

00:14:37.660 people happy wealthy educated right well if you make them educated and wealthy then they're going to be

00:14:46.580 happy for the most part right you can't just force people to be happy so what's my point in this my

00:14:52.640 point is that these muslim people are mad at israel instead of realizing that that has nothing to do

00:15:01.440 with your you are in a new country now you can start a business you can you can do whatever you want if

00:15:07.320 you want to not follow the muslim religion anymore and run away from your home you can do that you can call

00:15:12.300 the police and go hey my husband wants me to be muslim i don't want to be muslim anymore you can

00:15:16.720 actually do that so you know it's not like you're in in hamas land where it's like i don't want to be muslim

00:15:25.220 anymore and then fucking something bad happens i'm just saying i know that i happy they're very nice

00:15:30.800 there habibi you don't know you don't know the real guys at the very night i don't something bad's gonna

00:15:37.380 happen if you're like i don't want to do this anymore right so that's number one you made it you're safe

00:15:44.100 number two is i feel bad because yes it's like i was saying colonialism isn't nice the idea that we

00:15:55.420 have borders isn't nice to the people on the other side of that border right like if you're if you're on

00:16:02.920 the israel side you're like good we have a wall to keep those people out and then over there they're

00:16:08.460 like they have a wall to keep us in and that's evil and i see that that's evil like i'm not fucking

00:16:14.300 crazy like obviously i understand that the idea of israel having this area boarded off with a wall

00:16:23.760 and that anytime they act up they just bomb the shit out of them and i get that that's fucked up

00:16:29.580 i get that that's fucked up and i think that people want are making the the angry arab crowd

00:16:36.100 is making this into the this is israel's doing this and the world's doing this and it's a

00:16:42.760 concentration camp i don't know if that's that's the part where i'm like look it's a shitty situation

00:16:48.540 part of the reason it's like that is because the palestinians didn't agree to peace like a hundred

00:16:55.280 times so now it's like this and they kept blowing up buses and axe murdering people at bus stops in

00:17:04.620 israel so they're like maybe we should have a wall they were doing this the intifadas the they did

00:17:12.040 like how many intifadas did they do which is basically a call to violence against the occupiers

00:17:19.220 should there be an intifada for native people in canada i mean

00:17:23.520 would we be happy about like if you ask certain woke people this like i asked a girl in fucking

00:17:32.580 newfoundland i remember i was like would you like be okay if a native person like showed up at your

00:17:40.680 music fest like festival and shot and killed you and i know jews get mad about this because they're

00:17:44.840 like brother it's not the same because israel we are the real native okay i get that but i'm just

00:17:50.320 saying for comparison for woke people they're saying it's occupied land then we live on occupied land

00:17:55.760 should native people be allowed to kill and rape because we did that and they shouldn't be arrested

00:18:01.380 or or should we should just celebrate their resistance it's idiotic and i get how it's you

00:18:09.240 know it's awful what the the palestinians live in it's awful what afghan afghani people live in

00:18:17.160 it's awful what yemeni people live in it's awful what fucking syrian people live in it's awful what

00:18:23.660 like almost every middle eastern country is kind of awful to live in no offense i get that oh

00:18:31.120 there's not bombs dropping on you in which one name one middle eastern country that hasn't had

00:18:37.720 bombs dropped on them by either their own country another country and i get that oh you're america's

00:18:43.660 bombing us so now we have to come here and i don't know i don't know what this i don't have

00:18:49.800 solutions guys all i'm saying is that if you live in fucking canada you're one of the luckiest people

00:18:54.760 on earth okay even now with how you know a thousand muslims are praying in the street every day

00:19:01.960 that's supposed it's peaceful isn't it isn't that peace is that what they want they want to do that

00:19:08.160 peacefully i don't know um they have i thought they had enough mosques but uh you know and i don't

00:19:14.760 i it's it just feels there's there's a certain je ne sais quoi to what's happening that i feel like

00:19:24.920 is being used against white people or white countries and it's basically if you're uncomfortable

00:19:33.400 with me praying in the street with a thousand other muslim people that means that you're racist

00:19:41.720 and if you think that israel should exist as a country that makes you zionist right and i get

00:19:52.500 that the other side's like well oh but the jews say that we're anti-semitic if we don't want israel

00:19:57.180 to exist and it's like well only because you're not giving any other like it wouldn't be anti-semitic

00:20:02.480 if you're like look i think israel is it was a bad idea is zero here's my plan this is what we

00:20:08.760 should do with the you know maybe some jews will go to boca britain then we'll send some to uh you

00:20:14.780 know we'll send the worst ones to winnipeg because jews like winnipeg for some reason then we'll send

00:20:20.080 some jews to uh i don't know i know a lot of white people want to send jews to madagascar and

00:20:26.320 fulfill that prophecy um come up with an idea because there's no you can't just be like the

00:20:32.800 so what all the office towers that have google in them in downtown tel aviv are now just going to

00:20:40.300 be hamas headquarters like what what are we doing here what are we pretending to do here right like

00:20:48.680 i know israel's oh it's occupier have you been there i haven't and i'm sure if i did the first

00:20:55.800 thing i'd do is get an uber and then go to a hotel and then get food and then what's the first thing you

00:21:01.600 do to gaza in gaza like this is the other thing oh we have canadians and americans trapped in gas

00:21:07.680 why why who the fuck goes to gaza on a fucking vacay seriously who is going to gaza on a fucking

00:21:16.760 vacation if you're doing that and you're stuck there i'm sorry too bad okay it's like i went to

00:21:24.640 vacation in darfur i don't know why now there's crazy stuff like there's just this disconnect with

00:21:33.700 the reality and how the media portrays it and i know that's i mean it was the same with covid

00:21:40.160 but the big difference is now that you have half of the people who didn't believe that covid was as

00:21:45.800 serious or whatever think that the like six million jews weren't killed in the holocaust it was actually a

00:21:52.800 much lower number and there's like all this like crazy stuff being spread about the holocaust

00:21:57.240 meanwhile those same people are saying this has nothing to do with the holocaust and it's nothing

00:22:02.140 to do with jews i only care about israel and then those same people are also saying look how nice

00:22:08.280 the gazans were to let in i saw somebody posting about this they were the palestinians were nice

00:22:14.520 enough to let in the the european settlers and look how they treat what do you mean nice enough they

00:22:19.960 fucking moved there because they had just gotten slaughtered in europe and the un made it a thing

00:22:25.880 like you guys can move here here's the land they a lot of them purchased the land legally i know there's

00:22:30.380 like the nakba and i know jews hate talking about nakba because they're like nakba is the jewish n word

00:22:35.520 nobody wants to talk about nakba but the nakba was apparently a thing where what was nakba let's look

00:22:42.400 it up and then we're gonna watch some crazy jews doing some crazy shit um uh

00:22:48.320 nakba arabic for the disaster catastrophe or cataclysm also known as the palestinian catastrophe

00:23:00.920 was the loss of palestinian society and homeland in 1948 and the permanent displacement of majority

00:23:06.920 of palestinian arabs this is what and this is wikipedia people always go why are you fucking

00:23:13.200 reading for wikipedia bro wikipedia is stupid but then they'll read this and go oh i hate jews and

00:23:19.720 wikipedia is sick um shortly after the 1948 palestine war including a 78 of mandatory palestine being

00:23:30.720 declared as israel the expulsion of 700 000 palestinians the related depopulation and

00:23:37.080 destruction of over 500 palestinian villages what i don't understand is like and this is a common

00:23:42.620 thing that i see online is it's a genocide they took okay this is what i don't understand is a

00:23:49.780 genocide when you kill millions of people at once or is it a when you displace people because if people

00:24:00.480 if everything if any amount of people being displaced or having to move is a genocide then

00:24:06.920 every single country on earth is has committed is committing genocide any country that has people

00:24:14.080 emigrating and leaving is apparently committing a genocide because why are there all these people

00:24:20.200 from other countries in canada because they ran from genocides or whatever or whatever they i don't

00:24:26.700 know is that i'm just saying it's not a i don't know i guess but that's the thing they don't want

00:24:35.640 to leave so what was my thought there did that make any sense that people are listening going holy

00:24:45.360 the moment ben bankus realized jews were evil no um 700 000 people not being murdered but leaving

00:24:53.340 is not a genocide okay running from political persecution running from you know your country's

00:25:00.540 falling apart bad economy no money that's why a lot of people came to canada in hong kong from hong kong

00:25:06.080 to india to all the fucking places that people come to canada from it's not only genocide okay that's

00:25:12.860 all i'm saying is that people leave areas because they like i'm just saying 700 000 palestines

00:25:22.000 related depopulation destruction of 500 palestinian villages which are now

00:25:27.040 400 palestinian arab towns and villages were depopulated with the majority being entirely

00:25:35.760 destroyed and left by the way this is wikipedia anybody can edit these and during these times i'm

00:25:41.040 sure this is getting like people are just the the muslim women going nuts and just like so you know

00:25:49.540 they're i gotta change history and they're in the universities and they don't have sex they don't

00:25:53.400 have sex until marriage so they're out of their minds all they're doing is fucking let's do genocide

00:25:58.320 go fucking buy a dildo jesus during 1947-1944 palestinian arab towns destroyed left uninhabitable

00:26:09.360 today these locations are all in israel many of these locations were repopulated by jewish immigrants

00:26:13.860 so it wasn't uninhabitable uh with their place names replaced with hebrew place names

00:26:19.240 hebrew language names were coined for the place names of palestine throughout different periods

00:26:24.820 under the british mandate after the establishment of israel following 1948 palestinian expulsion

00:26:29.820 and flight and 1948 arab israeli war and subsequently in the palestinian territories occupied in israel

00:26:38.920 in 1967 a 1992 study counted 2780 historical locations whose names were hebrized hebr including 340

00:26:51.280 villages and towns 100 000 or a thousand ruins 560 wadis and rivers 380 springs 198 mountains and hills 50 caves

00:27:03.380 28 castles it really counted palestinians consider the hebrization of place names in palestine part of the palestinian nakwa

00:27:17.060 it's so ridiculous this whole thing but it looks like here street signs for mevo doten and ufuta was palestinian town

00:27:26.340 sold by sirsock family to american zion commonwealth in the 1920s

00:27:30.740 so it was sold legally you fucking loses 1920s this whole thing is like

00:27:37.300 like i don't understand why the history like it's if we go back to canadian history how many

00:27:46.860 like toronto is not toronto it's takaranto or whatever montreal was hochelaga and so should we

00:27:53.960 like and that's kind of this is the same thing is it just wants all of woke society

00:27:58.840 will wants to become let's change the names of everything but if muslims are the majority in canada

00:28:05.800 canada do you really think they're going to preserve native culture like i don't i don't know maybe they are

00:28:12.440 maybe they love natives

00:28:13.520 long-term income implications of nakwa most important long-term implications of nakwa for

00:28:20.560 the palestinian people were the loss of their homeland the fragmentation and marginalization

00:28:24.080 of their national community and their transformation into a stateless people since the 1990s the phrase

00:28:30.080 ongoing nap nakwa continuous experience violence and just

00:28:35.360 disoppression dispossession experienced by the palestinian people the term enjoys the understanding

00:28:44.080 of the nakwa not as an event in 1948 but as an ongoing process that continues throughout the present day

00:28:50.080 so basically until

00:28:55.840 the israeli national narrative rejects the palestinian characterization of the 1948 as the nakwa instead

00:29:02.480 viewing it as the war of independence that established israel's statehood and sovereignty

00:29:09.520 it portrays the events of 1948 as the culmination of the zionist movement and jewish national

00:29:14.000 aspirations resulting in military success against invading arab armies armistice agreements and

00:29:19.360 recognition of israel's legitimacy by the united nations while acknowledging some instances of israel's

00:29:25.360 responsibility for the palestinian refugee crisis as documented by historians like benny morris

00:29:29.680 benny morris say it's kind of funny that all the people who are kind of at the forefront of fighting

00:29:35.920 both sides like fighting for palestinians and against palestinians are jews like it's just jew

00:29:42.240 like at this point it's just jew on jew violence like there's no that's what the palestinians if the

00:29:46.960 palestinians were smart they would just say look we're jewish we're gonna we want peace i'm jewish now

00:29:52.320 but they you know they want their plan back that's the whole thing we want the land back but it's like

00:29:58.480 it's kind of a sore loser situation here that's kind of what i see going on because i don't see

00:30:05.920 you know are european countries arguing over land that was theirs from thousands of and i get it the

00:30:14.240 jews came in after the holocaust what but nobody wanted them that's why they made israel guys they made

00:30:21.360 israel because nobody wanted the jews none of the countries wanted to take in jews look at canada

00:30:27.200 us jew numbers during and after the holocaust they weren't big they weren't high they weren't like they

00:30:32.640 are now with muslims in most countries okay muslims now and all the tyranny that's been happening in all

00:30:39.600 of their countries are being treated better by western nations than jews were before during or after the

00:30:47.360 holocaust until probably the 70s or 80s and even then um you know there's never been as many jews

00:30:55.840 as there are muslims and there's never been as many jewish refugees as there are muslim refugees

00:31:01.600 in the past 20 years 30 years 40 years right so i'm just saying that all the muslims that are so mad at

00:31:08.400 the west we i mean we're trying to help you out here we're giving you a place to live i don't know what to

00:31:15.040 tell you um knock but denial according to some historians and academics there exists a form of

00:31:22.160 historical negationism that pertains to the 1948 palestinian expulsion and flight denial denial of

00:31:30.000 the nakba is central to zionist narratives in 1948 and was largely facilitated by israeli historiography up

00:31:36.960 until late 1980s after which israel's history began to be reviewed and rewritten by new historians

00:31:43.040 subsequently significant volumes of israeli jewish literature have emerged intent on demystifying

00:31:50.160 the past new historians define a group of israeli historians who have challenged traditional versions

00:31:57.680 of israeli history including israel's role in the 1948 expulsion flight of this is the thing is it's like

00:32:03.200 this this this tiny piece of expulsion of like it's just

00:32:11.760 there are the equivalent of the palestinian plight about arguing about this land that's been taken is

00:32:17.360 like any other group of people 80 years later like the jews were wiped out six million of them were wiped

00:32:25.040 out 80 years later they're doing really well and now everybody hates them because they're doing well

00:32:31.040 right people are like the jews run all this stuff and it's like do you want to run it no you want to

00:32:35.600 have a twitter account where you say how much you hate jews you don't want to run you know abc news or or

00:32:43.040 whatever these companies are that apparently jews are in control of so jews are a minority they're a

00:32:49.440 successful minority so they're hated for those reasons and the conspiracies that they run everything

00:32:55.840 are created from that if jews were poor and didn't have any money and were losers after the holocaust

00:33:01.680 and never amounted to anything and never became you know rap producers and movie producers and writers

00:33:09.280 and comedians and engineers and lawyers and doctors and all these successful jews if they didn't do that

00:33:18.320 and they were all just on welfare people would love jews then people would love jews they'd be like oh

00:33:23.760 my god jews they're a minority they're poor they're uneducated we love that but because they're smart

00:33:30.800 and and have a network that is what is hated in my opinion by most people who claim that jews are

00:33:38.720 in control of everything and hate jews do they claim that muslims are in control of everything and hate

00:33:44.400 uh everybody like including christian whites you know indonesians muslims have done terror attacks on

00:33:53.840 pretty much every race on earth um not saying all muslims but i'm saying that like this is this is fat

00:34:02.560 right so it's difficult man what do you think what do you think i think that arab people

00:34:14.080 are specifically mad about this the israel thing not because of the nakba or what land was taken back

00:34:24.960 then or whose land is what i think it's because they hate jews they hate the jews are part of

00:34:36.880 uh a big part of canadian society and european society and american society even though there's

00:34:43.840 very few jews they hate that they hate that jews uphold the values of pretty much everybody

00:34:51.280 okay so the the people protesting on the street going i hate jews and they control the world well

00:34:57.280 you're in a free country and you're allowed to protest so that's not you know like jews are

00:35:05.280 making it apparently if they run everything they're making it possible for you guys to say that you hate

00:35:09.200 jews so if anything that's kind of good for you right then on top of that we have um the fact that people say

00:35:20.320 you know jews run um everything and and and everything's in the reason that there's immigration

00:35:29.520 to canada is muslims because of jews because jews did 9 11 and that's what made all the muslims

00:35:37.280 leave those countries because the u.s like are we gonna just let that become a mainstream ideology i'm not

00:35:45.760 saying it's wrong but having it become a mainstream ideology where you're teaching that in school is

00:35:55.280 that what because that's what's taught basically in like hamas school like jews did 9 11 jews did all

00:36:00.080 this all the conspiracy this is what a lot of fucking muslims believe this shit like there's a comedian

00:36:06.960 that is another toronto comic that i've been pretty i'm pretty friend with the guy i wanted to have him on

00:36:12.160 the pod uh to talk about israel palestine because he's very palestine and uh we just kind of didn't

00:36:20.000 end up having it happen we might have it happen and but you know

00:36:28.240 he told me when i did his podcast that his dad would teach him in his basement in london ontario

00:36:36.000 his dad wearing one of those like a mom imam costumes telling him that jews are evil so and

00:36:44.560 that they're thieves and then this and that what the fuck is that like in canada that's the type of

00:36:52.080 thing a lot of families are teaching their children and and and teaching them this kind of

00:36:58.800 shit and so i was never taught any of that by the way and people who call me racist

00:37:03.440 you know because i do accents and make fun of people they know i'm not racist i had a couple

00:37:07.280 comments so like this guy's not racist enough anymore it's like because now now that the jews

00:37:14.160 blew up a bunch of gazans you know it's not as racist to go my name is that's like less racist

00:37:22.080 now because people are just like whatever you know what's racist being like yo like saying to a

00:37:28.240 palestinian looking guy like fuck i didn't realize you're palestinian because i didn't recognize you

00:37:32.240 because you weren't buried under rubble that is now a very racist joke that is very funny to some

00:37:39.040 and very upsetting to others i upset some people recently upset this crazy veteran guy from canada

00:37:46.400 i don't even want to say his name you might know who he is he was very involved in the freedom convoy

00:37:51.200 thing and uh on twitter and and you know he's calling me a zionist pig and rat and to go eat bagels

00:37:58.560 and stuff and it's like dude i'm not even like that jewish where it's like that's gonna offend me

00:38:03.200 but it's it's just dumb like you know it's and it's shit that i've never actually said like i've

00:38:08.640 never had chinese people come after me and be like go fucking stick some chopsticks up like

00:38:15.200 i've honestly never done that and most chinese people like my chinese jokes um

00:38:19.440 um and just like most jews like my jew jokes and my palestine jokes so again my comedy's for

00:38:27.680 everybody i think that giving a perspective if if giving this perspective makes you so angry and

00:38:33.200 you live in a first world country like i get if you're listening to this and you like live in

00:38:37.600 palestine or like fucking the middle east and you're just like yo how can this guy be so on fire

00:38:42.000 or you don't understand what a child under a building like i get it but also what i think

00:38:51.280 a lot of these arab people who are begging for why why can't you be sad about this sadness it's just so

00:38:58.640 sad you see the kid under the rubble every day you don't realize how fucked up we are here in the west

00:39:07.840 okay yeah we you're a colonizer yeah we are and we did it and we didn't care for the last 30 years

00:39:14.720 until you motherfuckers got here and now we're supposed to care about everything and care about

00:39:18.960 this and care about that and all the white people are you know the the lesbian whites shaving their

00:39:24.480 heads and trying to destroy democracy and destroy all these countries that we build and stand up for

00:39:32.320 i stand up for minorities not like jewish ones because they're rich like they're basically white supremacists

00:39:37.840 this is shit that was taught at most companies and universities what's up guys i uh half of my

00:39:46.800 camera died my other camera died so we're gonna finish this episode off on this camera um a lot of

00:39:54.400 ranting a lot of not making sense potentially but entertaining you guys and just getting people riled up

00:40:01.040 i don't know what the the answer is that if you're in canada and you care about this more than you care

00:40:06.320 about your own sanity or the fact that you live in a country with legal weed or you live in a country

00:40:13.520 where you can do whatever you want and pretty much say whatever you want if that's not enough for you

00:40:18.400 and you need israel to be destroyed for you to be happy then you need to really take a long look in

00:40:22.960 the mirror and ask yourself what the fuck you're trying to do with your life okay because you don't

00:40:29.280 come to north america to try and destroy other democracies and oh israel's not a democracy they're

00:40:36.240 nazis they're you're fucking out of your mind if you're calling jews nazis i'm sorry like you are

00:40:40.880 it's the same like it's it's fucking dumb and you know like people want oh ben soft now you don't get

00:40:49.600 it what about the play to the palestinians bro the play to the palestinians what about what the

00:40:53.520 are you talking about some woke shit like that i'm sorry but that is what it is the woke side of this

00:40:59.040 is going bro don't how many fucking kids did you fucking need to die for the jews to do jews are

00:41:05.760 evil because kids are done no kids have been dying for a long fucking time okay sorry but that's fucking

00:41:12.880 true and what about all the the the native kids that are dying what about all the fucking chinese kids

00:41:21.840 what about the uyghur muslim kids what about the um what about the like nobody gives a fuck about

00:41:28.320 any of these people okay so i but i'm supposed to give a fuck about people five fifteen thousand

00:41:35.600 kilometers away or whatever it is five thousand i don't know how many kilometers away it is i'm supposed

00:41:41.440 to you know change my way of life and and accept sharia law because you know and and dismantle

00:41:50.480 israel and and just let arabs run wild in the in the middle east and just you know

00:41:57.760 clearly that's not a good plan because it seems like it's kind of coming to bite us in the ass

00:42:05.360 you guys in the middle who who love the middle i love the middle east i'm from canada but i wish

00:42:09.680 i could leave it then fucking go there and make it a better place but you didn't you've given up on

00:42:17.040 it and i'll be honest with you i'm giving up on canada so you guys are next the muslims and if

00:42:22.160 we're watching this and you're angry angry look it's your country now do with it what you want

00:42:29.040 keep peace keep it kind of fun main you know change the toronto saint pat's jersey to the toronto saint

00:42:36.480 hamas jersey do some fun things for me so that i can be happy because if canada becomes muslim i want

00:42:47.360 it to be fun i want it to be fun fun muslim not sad muslim i want fuzz fun muslim like dubai where

00:42:55.280 it's like brother you can't drink and if you have a beer we kill you but uh the hush hush if you go

00:43:00.240 underground we don't care you can have it in your apartment all that go have fun muslim then where

00:43:05.600 it's we only kill you if we find out that you had sex in the uber but if you don't then you don't go

00:43:11.280 to jail you can i don't know i don't want to uh um talk about this anymore i feel like i got a lot

00:43:17.280 off my chest i hope i don't didn't break any hearts or anger any people too much but that's kind of my

00:43:23.600 job make you ask questions i tried to learn about the nakba seems like every other thing that's ever

00:43:31.200 happened um to any race of people where in the world in history and it's sad just like everything

00:43:41.760 the holocaust is sad this is sad armenian genocide rwandan genocide fucking serbia all everything's sad

00:43:50.400 but go live your life because it's not long and then you end up dying and you die in a hospital most of

00:43:56.880 the time and it's not fun and you're sad and you probably won't even know what's going on around

00:44:03.360 you you won't even recognize your your relatives most likely when you die at 80 or whatever so go

00:44:10.320 enjoy yourself go party a bit live your life smile get tickets to my comedy show come watch me be funnier

00:44:19.520 than this this is a bit a bit sad wasn't it hmm the last couple of podcasts a bit sad one thing

00:44:28.720 but it is important uh to just speak your mind and i stand for free speech and whether it's dumb or not

00:44:36.400 and i think people should be allowed to do what they want and i think the palestinians should be allowed

00:44:40.320 to protest and i think the jews should be allowed to protest and it should be peaceful and i think that

00:44:45.360 the muslims should stop calling for the like uh you know obliteration of all jews because that's not

00:44:52.080 good and then we'll kind of get to a happy medium where everything's kind of not bad and that's what we

00:45:00.080 want so we can all live our lives i can prosper guys patreon.com ben bankus if you want to support

00:45:07.600 me and watch more bullshit listen to i i'm po i'm posting a whole nother comedy special on my patreon

00:45:15.200 i'm going to be announcing it soon but uh probably december 1st i'm just going to post a whole other

00:45:21.520 comedy special that i made it cost me like three thousand dollars it wasn't cheap um i didn't end up

00:45:27.440 using it as my main comedy special because i filmed this other one at the royal i thought it was

00:45:31.760 more unique something i wanted to share it was jokes that i hadn't even shared online yet whereas

00:45:39.360 the special that i want to put on patreon those jokes i did in calgary and a couple of those videos

00:45:44.160 went viral the viral about uh the viral video about china how we actually do want to live like china

00:45:49.680 went pretty viral and um so did uh one other video what was it from that set oh the trans kids so

00:45:59.680 those are classic jokes and they're on the patreon special it's it's from edmonton

00:46:04.000 my friend liam dugan was there and you'll love seeing that special if you join patreon you're

00:46:10.640 gonna get that and there's a bonus podcast that i put out a couple days ago we're gonna keep putting

00:46:15.760 out bonus podcasts i just put out a 10 minute comedy clip from october 21st on there and then i'm

00:46:22.960 putting a second one on uh today so tons of tons of stuff please support me on patreon i know people

00:46:30.720 like this guy's a fucking loser he fucking begs for money on the internet it's like yeah and that's

00:46:36.400 what fucking entertainment is now you like sorry that comedy central isn't a thing anymore it's not

00:46:42.560 2004 like it's like these boomers retards that are just like yo it's just begging for money on the

00:46:48.480 yeah that's what that's how people become millionaires now actually that's how people

00:46:52.160 who make six hundred thousand dollars a month is from people giving them money because they like

00:46:56.160 hearing what they fucking have to say and they like the uniqueness of who they are so if you like that

00:47:01.440 you have a good job you listen to my stuff for free patreon.com slash ben bank is the podcast works

00:47:07.120 a very similar way it attaches right into whatever you're listening to this podcast on so if you're on

00:47:12.720 spotify or if you're on apple podcasts it connects the exact same way um you just download the rss feed

00:47:22.400 you install you copy and paste it into spotify or apple pods and boom you have then you'll have the

00:47:29.680 ben bank is patreon and the ben bank is show you'll have two feeds of mine one of them is the bonus episodes

00:47:36.000 one of them's these episodes uh that's pretty much it gay tatership my comedy special is out on all

00:47:45.760 uh it's not on all platforms sorry i was my podcast is on all platforms but patreon um sorry

00:47:53.360 my comedy special gay tatership is on youtube right now it's free it's doing really well we have over

00:48:00.960 13 000 views now um in five days so it's crushing it as far as i'm concerned i was you know i just

00:48:09.760 want to get over 10k and now i'm like maybe this thing could get to 50 60 70 80 k for sure people are

00:48:15.760 loving it people are sharing it and it's early it's five days in so fingers crossed the more

00:48:22.640 fucking comments you guys leave on the special the more likes you leave on it the more people that

00:48:27.040 subscribe to my channel the more likely it is that netflix or one of these companies is going to pick

00:48:32.080 it up and that's just how it works and you know i've had some light dialogue and with with some

00:48:41.040 companies and and i think that there's real potential for this shit man and it's because of

00:48:45.760 you guys it's because of the grassroots hardcore fans and i love you so much and um i'll see you in

00:48:52.560 the next episode see you on tour peace and love peace and love no more arguing sorry palestinians you can

00:49:01.760 have the land it's yours

Bankas Podcast - November 07, 2023

Marked Safe from Israel ｜ The Bankas Show - #034

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