Bankas Podcast - Saskatoon Garage Life ｜ The Bankas Show

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00:01:35.900 hello everybody i am here in saskatoon saskatoon a very canadian city a city that has not yet

00:01:46.780 become like the rest of canada yet starting to not that i hate it not that i hate the indians and the

00:01:56.680 africans and the migrants because you know without you the streets of saskatoon would be empty because

00:02:04.520 i've been driving around with my friend stefan here and the only people walking are indian or african

00:02:13.840 everybody else has a car they support our public transit yeah without them we would have no public

00:02:20.000 transit and we'd be the most polluting city well public transit is awful and anybody who takes it

00:02:26.140 um doesn't get to have a say i did see that william nylander took the public transit to a leaf gate but

00:02:33.460 that's a bit different if you're taking public transit in toronto on the ttc that's a little bit

00:02:37.780 different than waiting for a bus in saskatoon i'm sorry folks but uh either way uh introducing my

00:02:44.640 this is my friend stefan he's been housing me after my saskatoon show i had a break in shows and

00:02:52.600 it didn't make sense to fly back to toronto made more sense to go from here to victoria

00:02:57.320 so i have been uh i'm a comedy refugee right now and i've been taken in by stefan of saskatoon

00:03:04.760 i take in refugees that's what i do and he's been feeding me uh he's been he's been clothing me

00:03:11.260 i barbecued for you and uh although i got a tiny little tiniest little burn hole in my brand new

00:03:17.880 in my brand new fucking jacket which pissed me off but you know what you can't you can't win them all

00:03:24.840 okay you can't win all the life's little bows a little burn hole never hurt anybody

00:03:28.780 and now that this jacket is being worn in this podcast it's technically a business expense

00:03:34.420 bingo so i don't have to feel bad about it anymore i um let me do the let me let me do a

00:03:42.180 a puff of that oh you betcha man right here and ready for you

00:03:47.780 yes i've been you've been a great guest in my in my house uh i was happy you could fit in the

00:04:00.920 shower and that's my that's kind of a gate thing to say that's a small shower eh fuck i don't fit in

00:04:13.100 your shower no oh you don't all right no i don't fit in the shower that you built from by hand of

00:04:17.920 wood yeah it's an excuse to get us to the gym eh so i uh yeah i've been going to the motion fitness

00:04:24.580 here in saskatoon which is a very nice gym that they have it's not very nice but it's it's not that bad

00:04:31.840 yeah not very nice it's like it's like a la fitness after blm right after a blm right yeah it seems

00:04:40.920 like it suffered a few riots for sure but it's uh it does it does the trick they have a sauna it's a

00:04:48.460 very weird sauna because i'm used to it going to the jewish community center yeah it was a wet sauna

00:04:53.980 which has they have both saunas but the wet sauna there the chairs are like the seats are just more

00:05:03.640 of the floor like they're still just yeah tile benches in there they have like cheap wooden

00:05:08.540 benches at the motion yeah that was cheap i didn't like that that was kind of that either

00:05:12.820 yeah they used to have better benches there i don't know what happened

00:05:16.160 people somebody took a shit on one of them and i just feel like that would rot out if you have a

00:05:23.720 wooden bench to sit on in a in a wet sauna within a steam room and it wasn't even real wood it was

00:05:30.060 like you know jip board and it wasn't painted on the one side i saw like that's that's trash

00:05:34.500 so stephan lives in this room for some reason um but uh he he was nice enough to clean this space

00:05:43.380 so that we could do the podcast so um say thank you to stephan in the comments and uh you know

00:05:51.020 subscribe to my youtube please oh he has his own youtube i have a youtube channel when's the last

00:05:55.940 time you uploaded a video on it uh every wednesday we do podcasts that are fun and informational

00:06:01.880 and uh i'd love to see you out there yeah do you when's the last time you posted on there

00:06:07.920 last wednesday yeah i had did an episode with uh rick diaz okay he is a golden ticket winner from

00:06:13.860 kill tony fuck yeah fourth uh kill tony so what's your youtube called uh it's called canadian talk

00:06:19.200 with stephan podcast but if you just that's way too hard to remember just google canadian talk

00:06:24.200 canadian talk jackson.ca and stephan jackson you got a good white guy yeah from saskatoon name

00:06:31.680 you know stephan jackson that sounds like i don't know a y isn't it wasn't there a y jackson was like

00:06:38.760 a famous canadian painter hey man you're over my head on that one i don't know that's true a y jackson

00:06:44.840 famous canadian painter you're kind of like a bit of an artist like you you know in the sense that you

00:06:50.480 just live in squalor you're yeah you're an artist in the sense that you live in a workshop

00:06:58.220 and you're you inhale fucking sawdust all day and then you just thank you thank you i love i love it

00:07:08.000 though i feel like i'm gonna be friends with you for a long time because i just feel like thanks man

00:07:11.620 me too just you know just the calmness of you because i don't have that i'm from toronto yeah look

00:07:18.340 how out of place i am just sitting here in my expensive jacket for no reason expensive glasses

00:07:25.580 yeah like if you you're different than us yes you're you're a salvager you're a scavenger that's

00:07:33.080 what people do here yes everybody's on fucking what is it facebook marketplace oh that's like you

00:07:40.720 that's what you jerk off to just like literally dude i find a microwave underpriced oh it's just

00:07:45.480 into the corner fucking love it man taking it to the it's a simpler life here yeah dude i love it

00:07:51.360 i've been um still steadily watching the israel palestine shit sorry guys it's a fucking i've said

00:08:02.240 this before in my stand-up it's an entertaining war it's one of the most entertaining wars not to

00:08:08.820 say that it's not horrific not it's not horrible but if you want to be entertained by a war there's

00:08:13.960 one going on that's all i'm saying if that's your genre of what you like to watch which i know a lot

00:08:19.300 of you mental patients that's what you fucking watch that's what i watch yeah it's entertaining eh

00:08:26.260 ever since this war started i've just had this urge to buy a white toyota tacoma

00:08:37.240 why is that you know that i don't like it's like subliminal messaging from all of the

00:08:44.100 videos of hamas going in to israel and those trucks and just like the freedom just the freedom

00:08:50.380 the wind in their hair you know and they the tacomas right they had tacomas the hamas did

00:08:56.860 yeah so now i want one because you can join that is

00:09:02.240 never see a jew in a white tacoma that's what i'll tell you right now probably not never see a

00:09:09.700 jewish guy driving around in a what do you what is that a 2019 toyota tacoma with a isis flag on the

00:09:17.580 side of it yeah i i look everybody is very divided right now originally we were divided along you know

00:09:28.700 the covid lines do you think covid is a big deal do you not think covid is a big deal right and then

00:09:35.240 it became you know that that just ended pretty much i mean people still talk about it but we

00:09:44.320 we just act as a society as if that never happened try to move past it and now we have the israel

00:09:51.420 palestine thing which is raising all these new concerns about should our society exist at all

00:09:57.780 should canada as a country a colonialist settler country should we even exist there is tons of

00:10:06.020 anti-colonial colonial movements right now it's kind of scary you know

00:10:09.760 yeah for a white guy named stephan jackson from british colonialist literally in canada

00:10:16.980 but seriously like there's lots of movements like that nowadays and

00:10:20.760 but your parents are lesbians to be fair yeah i know right so technically

00:10:24.540 you're part of the bipoc a little bit exactly what does that mean

00:10:28.140 black indigenous

00:10:30.200 people of color does that mean i can say the n-word was that queer isn't isn't it bipoc with

00:10:36.820 is i think the c is q i don't know i don't know actually people of queer i don't know it's

00:10:43.080 i'm i am very confused i'm gonna be honest i don't think a lot of people are coming out and

00:10:49.660 honestly just going i'm a little confused right because it's a very confusing thing that's going on

00:10:57.200 uh with regards to who what side am i supposed to be on you know one side you have you know the

00:11:05.180 palestinians and you look i feel bad for the palestinians everybody feels bad for the palestinians

00:11:09.380 nobody wants palestinian people to just be rocked by fucking rockets in their homes nobody wants that

00:11:16.380 like so i get that however when we can send a couple in send maybe a couple is what you're saying

00:11:30.280 that wasn't what i was gonna say i was trying to be a humanitarian for a moment i was trying to

00:11:37.880 show i'm sorry i was trying to show a morsel of i forgot i forgot i thought this was comedy i'm sorry

00:11:42.580 no you're right go ahead no you were right um but i'm just saying that before that like

00:11:51.260 there was it hamas makes it hard for palestine to just be a flourishing place and i feel like

00:12:01.760 tell me if i'm wrong but if palestine was making money and there was no terrorists and they were

00:12:07.900 just like we don't want to kill israelis at all we don't want to kill jews we want to love jews we

00:12:12.040 want to be part of this we want to we understand what happened happened let's fucking you know let's

00:12:16.940 figure something out and we want to trade with you properly and and there was just this real open

00:12:23.760 dialogue then i feel like israel would be like great and if like 20 years passed the walls would come

00:12:28.700 down you know maybe palestine will get some land back peacefully by you know the way you know by

00:12:34.280 moving into new neighborhoods i don't know making more money moving it i have no fucking idea

00:12:39.640 yeah but my point is you can't rape and kill people and then like your plan as a country can't

00:12:51.440 just be we're gonna rape and kill our way out of this it's not and i don't think that i don't think

00:12:58.260 israel's right in continuing like i i feel like they could have just bombed them you know what i mean

00:13:05.720 like if if they had just killed 3 000 if israel just killed 3 000 then i think people it would

00:13:11.280 be a lot easier for everybody to just go okay look they just you guys killed 1400 1500 we killed

00:13:17.000 3000 we're done here let's call it even yeah but now we're we're causing they need them to flourish

00:13:25.320 to make money off of you know the utilities and things because they provide them their utilities and

00:13:29.880 and their infrastructure right so like it's just a sad situation and you know the one the thing that

00:13:38.340 i don't agree with is white far-right guys and and like i don't hate them because of this and i don't

00:13:46.520 think that they shouldn't be allowed to talk and shouldn't be allowed to the i just criticizing that

00:13:51.740 they are making this into a way more retarded thing than it could be because now you have right

00:14:03.100 wig guys basically saying that if

00:14:07.060 they're basically saying that all jews who do anything in any profession shouldn't do it basically

00:14:16.480 anymore because that means that if any jew is in a place of power in the world that means that

00:14:24.000 that it's corrupted towards zionism or judaism even if it's like a company and like there's one jew there

00:14:31.860 but then everybody else isn't jewish it's somehow that guy shouldn't work there so there's just this

00:14:36.900 weird thing where it's like at what point are the people who are pushing so hard against israel and jews

00:14:44.600 gonna be okay with the outcome you know so that'll ever happen right and it won't and the jews already

00:14:51.920 know that right the jews are like they're never gonna fucking come around and be like like the arabs

00:14:58.660 like have like chilled with israel like a lot of them don't want to fuck with israel

00:15:03.600 like the actual countries what's your phone oh shit oh let's see if we just dusted a phone

00:15:12.040 we may have just upped the budget of this podcast by 1200 jesus christ

00:15:16.860 you don't you don't do cases either hey just today i uh i cracked my uh they never break i

00:15:23.780 cracked my 2500 fucking samsung just today smashed her on the floor while i was reorganizing this

00:15:32.320 no there was something else i wanted to say oh yeah yeah you were talking about israel

00:15:35.480 all i'm saying is that i'm happy that i finally have jewish fans okay it only took

00:15:48.020 10 000 innocent civilians to be murdered for me to kind of start making a name for myself in the jewish

00:15:56.960 community so i get it everybody else is on team palestine i'm kind of de facto team israel i'm not

00:16:06.140 like i don't i'll never go to israel probably i'm damn you kidding me that's part of why it's hard to

00:16:12.960 talk about the whole situation because it's not a place you should be you know it's like a

00:16:17.100 maybe yeah i wouldn't feel safe there i don't know why jews want to live in the line of fire that's my

00:16:24.340 only question like if i was it's like there's a cannon there don't stand in front of it you know

00:16:29.460 but it really is fucked up that they had nowhere else to put them or like you know they just didn't

00:16:35.000 like europe didn't want it's like an artifact it's a religious the area is a religious artifact

00:16:40.640 the area is a religious artifact you know it's that's where the bible took place that's why it's

00:16:46.000 so important so it's like they need to keep some influence there or there's some sort of a problem

00:16:50.820 i think that's part of why you know or is that nonsense what do you think well basically like

00:16:57.460 some it's like somebody said that israel's like having a large aircraft carrier in the middle east

00:17:04.520 because it's it's like a military base for the u.s and but you know and the argument of people who live

00:17:14.160 here in this country is that we shouldn't have influence there which is stupid because then it's

00:17:21.620 going to be way harder for them like those are the people who are like i want to visit my family

00:17:25.200 in gaza and it's like i get that can but shouldn't russia or china help instead of us they're closer

00:17:32.860 well if they help then we're fucked you think so well i i don't know why

00:17:39.520 here's the real question is why is if we don't help then russia and china gain influence in the area

00:17:48.000 which is it's a nonsense area that doesn't matter really to to people who aren't you know it does

00:17:54.300 for for oil which we still need even though we have electric cars over here man yeah but we don't

00:18:01.360 want to fuck up our environment we want to fuck their environment we should just do nuclear we don't

00:18:06.100 even need that much oil we got plenty of oil it's just you know what so what do we even do it like

00:18:11.540 maybe the question is i feel like it's a distraction from the russia ukraine thing because there's you

00:18:16.060 know what's happening with that how did we all of a sudden stop talking about that nobody cares about

00:18:21.360 it anymore cares about it anymore man what's up with that and it's just happening it's just every day

00:18:26.360 you're gonna have a beer with me or you're not should come on i feel like i'm gonna have to

00:18:31.160 re-record this in the west you got to drink beers over in the east you drink uh what do you drink

00:18:38.380 over there cheers man the podcasting we gotta we gotta face off of the titans here we got stand up

00:18:46.140 versus podcasting yeah i think that i don't like i'm talking about the israel palestine thing because

00:18:56.660 it's affecting people here if it wasn't affecting anybody here i wouldn't be talking about it because

00:19:04.960 there's way there's tons of other things to talk about that are going on in the world

00:19:08.220 there's a lot of ukrainians here though a lot of people no but i'm not saying yeah ukraine there's

00:19:12.980 israel there's taiwan there's all that shit china there's fucking russia there's yeah yeah you know

00:19:20.420 i could talk about darfur there's been fucking religious killings in darfur you know what i mean

00:19:25.700 but that's not what people give a shit about people are just tied they want to be tied i think covid did

00:19:31.460 that too where people just need one thing to be the apocalyptic thing people love apocalyptic

00:19:38.800 things you have to remember that all the people who are protesting

00:19:42.300 against israel or for palestinian civilians or for hamad whatever you think it is

00:19:50.680 those people are all fuck there goes my phone again it's gone it's done that's the palestine

00:19:58.640 it's palestine he's trying to fuck my phone up i get it

00:20:03.840 look what a great podcast man is it one for the ages i think is it terrible we're standing up for

00:20:14.240 jewish people that's good right isn't that good i thought that was good like look i don't look even

00:20:20.900 regardless of what happens in israel the muslims here who are angry about it should not be attacking

00:20:27.140 jews that is the bottom line yeah like it's the same thing when you know

00:20:33.380 this is supposed to be supposed to be a multicultural country you know we can't be

00:20:36.780 bringing those conflicts asian people were disproportionately targeted during asian

00:20:42.420 and i never promoted punching a chinese person but i definitely made fun of it or i made jokes

00:20:51.100 about it right it's kind of funny to punch somebody i mean i mean so my joke was it like um

00:20:56.900 you know they were doing blm and then an asian they did asian hate week but then it was just all

00:21:02.980 black guys pressing square button walking down the street on her face or whatever

00:21:07.360 it's like grand theft auto reference but yeah yeah so anyway man what a show you had here in our town

00:21:17.860 everybody loved you did you like that room or and you know the green room was pretty sweet hey

00:21:23.880 the green room was in the basement next to interesting basement their garbage disposal area

00:21:28.960 it smelled like the roof was leaking i watched them change the bucket it smelled so bad that

00:21:33.340 it brought back memories from when i was doing junk removal living with my mom in 20

00:21:39.920 smelled smell 14 dude that was a cool like i have to say i enjoyed it though i like you should do junk

00:21:49.240 removal i used to remove junk go to places like this and take a bunch of shit put it in the truck

00:21:56.160 was it a private thing or like where you work for the city no it was like a private guy with a truck

00:22:01.680 you just like throw the shit in and i'd get in and i'd drive it take it to the dump dump it you pay

00:22:09.360 for the dump and it's like you made the difference or whatever it's kind of cool it kind of taught me

00:22:15.160 how to keep track of like invoices and shit i don't know because i was like in charge of it because

00:22:20.100 i was like the only employee really yeah jesus that sounds like a rough time man

00:22:25.680 800 a week gosh 800 a week that's pretty good for like that was like taxes or pre-taxes

00:22:34.940 pre i don't know who but it was like these days hey it was um

00:22:40.080 i can ignore that comment it was

00:22:44.640 yeah it was

00:22:47.500 800 in the summer and then in the winter it was like 200

00:22:52.340 because nobody like got junk removed i don't know why it was just slow really yeah

00:22:58.080 so summer was hot so you had an opener sean cut hand what did you think of him

00:23:06.040 um he was great he was native native guy and he was very ponytail he had a very yeah

00:23:17.320 his ponytail reminded me of uh jackie chan in high noon absolutely yeah you just want to grab it and

00:23:24.440 pull them backwards hey don't go there restricted area yeah no um

00:23:33.140 he's uh he's really good yeah he's really good dude i embarrassed myself i made a good joke i was

00:23:42.660 like he's he's one of the good ones he said i did he didn't have to give the land back yeah i

00:23:48.220 remember when you yeah i was i was watching that joke killed that joke killed shit that was crazy

00:23:54.520 when i said that yeah i had a couple really good lines you were ripping those hockey players on that

00:23:59.760 bell coach man that was pretty funny hey yeah they loved it they loved it they loved you

00:24:06.860 but a great time it's a growing you know saskatoon it's cool to have any fans here

00:24:12.500 we have a river we're lucky there's people here living lives it's wild we're living we're sleeping

00:24:18.760 in garages somebody from toronto it's just like weird because it's like a city it's actually a city

00:24:23.680 it's sort of you know they have a ton of shit yeah there's a lot of shit here yeah compared like

00:24:30.820 even toronto seemingly has like more density but less stuff that's actually good yeah it's a lot of

00:24:39.600 in toronto has a lot of shit people living like apartment buildings and houses not a lot of yeah

00:24:46.200 but here there's not ton of it's not like there's a ton of park areas you have parks here you have

00:24:53.620 some parks but they're smaller yeah are they palestinian land or they jewish i do i do think

00:25:03.240 about that more over here like it's just like settler colonial saskatoon yeah it's fair to think of it

00:25:09.300 like that man it's there is a lot of white people here a lot of british people here and uh but i you

00:25:16.160 know actually the opener the opener sean sean cuthlin very funny he mentioned that he was just

00:25:25.920 like i missed the blind ignorance of the 90s that's an interesting comment he made that's yeah

00:25:31.300 where he goes i missed the blind ignorance of the 90s in the 2000s hey just made sense to me

00:25:37.040 it made sense in that when he said that i just went fuck okay yeah well i guess he's right and put

00:25:42.940 me in a cage like i don't know in that moment exactly but it's like not but not actually i'm

00:25:48.600 joking but there is um there is part of it that's like were we ignorant or were we over it

00:25:57.420 right ignorance of what well were we ignorant you know he's saying blind ignorance he's saying as if

00:26:06.040 now we're not as ignorant so we're just like oh my god this is native land it's so awful this is so

00:26:10.780 horrible what have we done kind of thing where it's like well didn't we know that that happened

00:26:15.820 like it wasn't blind ignorance it was let's not talk about that because well that's ignorance

00:26:21.900 it's unbecoming no it wasn't ignorance it was accepting it was acceptance it's like there's two

00:26:26.740 options there was an acceptance amongst like okay yeah like all these things happen slavery like you

00:26:32.060 know it's like and it's like now we're past that there was like this golden era of like just

00:26:37.040 everybody collectively was kind of like i'm american i'm canadian i'm no matter what your race or

00:26:44.540 religion was people were like that but this i don't know what the fuck it is where it's not about that

00:26:52.040 anymore it's not about who you are as a fucking person anymore um it's just about this moral standing

00:27:03.440 this moral hierarchy that's based on race religion this that like people made fun of jews in the 90s but

00:27:10.780 they were not there was no like you know people what people there's people white people going i like

00:27:19.000 jeff goldblum you know i like the fly nowadays but that guy's a fucking jew i don't like jews

00:27:26.700 yeah this whole movie is a zionist movie about becoming a fly like what are you talking about

00:27:33.620 this is everything has to be classified it's sick if and it's just you know and then i see people

00:27:40.740 posting videos of like israelis doing crazy shit too there was a video of these israelis like i'm

00:27:47.760 laughing because it was like people are like that's not funny but they like put on hijabs and like drew

00:27:53.980 eyebrows like una brows yeah and like we're like pretending like and going around pretending to be

00:28:00.640 palestinians and going like oh i'm so sad but you know um

00:28:10.100 yeah that's that's fucked up like what's fucked up like i think that's funny but only because i don't

00:28:22.060 live there but like like it's fucked up to make jokes about murder in a way like i like that i

00:28:29.220 would do it and i've done it dude i would love to kill somebody

00:28:34.200 haven't you ever heard that it's like it's supposed to be really exciting it's like apparently the best

00:28:41.520 feeling only feeling better than sex why why are you scaring the shit out of me right now i've heard

00:28:46.280 that i've heard that killing somebody is the best thing in the world you're out of your garden

00:28:52.460 no no i've heard that yeah okay it's a well-known thing that's terrifying yeah i know it's why they

00:29:00.980 make it illegal all the cool the funnest things are illegal you know that's fucked up you say that

00:29:06.740 um it is fucked up hopefully you're not gonna kill me i might i i hope you're just trying to be

00:29:16.680 funny but i'm not genuinely terrified yeah yeah fuck oh got you terrified are you actually gonna kill

00:29:27.960 it i don't know man do you want to go is it i got that bow and arrow dude that was pretty that was

00:29:37.520 the first thing you showed me i was like you're gonna fucking kill me with that i really like it

00:29:40.580 it's my new my new favorite hobby is it like pointed at me right now it made dude i got it set

00:29:46.040 to go off automatically fuck off i wouldn't put it against you yeah is that is that inept did we do

00:29:52.860 we'd go up an hour in or what buddy oh you scared me oh okay you're just trying to stay away from me

00:29:58.340 i'll send my tomato bugs on you they'll all get you they'll crowd you like an indiana jones on that

00:30:03.860 anthill you ever seen that show i'll watch your phone again there all right well well yeah is this

00:30:14.380 what your podcast about murdering people yeah you're out of your fucking mind

00:30:19.320 jesus christ yeah terrified it's a good time i like having a good time okay now i stand with

00:30:28.180 the palestinians yeah is that what you wanted me to maybe maybe it's all propaganda

00:30:35.240 uh so do you think uh next year you'll come back to saskatoon i mean after this podcast no

00:30:47.440 yeah but uh as soon as you enter the border i'll fuck i'll probably have to come back hopefully we

00:30:53.860 sell more tickets so i and i won't stay five days yeah jesus christ

00:31:00.180 you just that's what you do you just rent your house out and kill a little indian

00:31:06.220 yeah dude it's they're good for insulation like i put them inside of the studs and then it's like

00:31:11.580 it's kind of save some money yeah you're out of your mind i'm very scared yeah dude no i'm just

00:31:21.520 kidding i love uh all all types and sizes and although i don't really like you know when it

00:31:27.500 comes to you know a girl i think that she should be a little bit motivated to exercise or i'm like

00:31:35.660 shit you know what do you think do you think a girl what the fuck are you talking chubby chaser

00:31:42.240 or you're out of your mind you don't you like chubby girls or do you think they should be fit

00:31:47.280 this is a crazy question because first of all i have a child and a wife second all yeah they'd be

00:31:57.160 as you sound insane like i'm not gonna i'm actually gonna be mean to you in a second i want to please do

00:32:03.200 it oh fuck i don't want to all i'm gonna say is that you could say you could say anything it's all

00:32:14.000 right uh you're scary but uh you're i don't know who i probably yeah you're scary you've slept in

00:32:30.800 this room for four days i i didn't sleep here last night but i have slept in here a few nights in a

00:32:37.240 row and it's been a good time man i told you my skin's feeling good it's moist to get out of the

00:32:44.000 natural you know that natural gas furnace got that real fire it's keeping me moist yeah it's very scary

00:32:51.620 when you call ladies over to the shop they love the high ceilings in here man you can just toss them

00:32:57.280 up and down did you see that lady who came into the garage today got mad at me you were here for

00:33:02.000 that right yeah yeah no i was like what the fuck are you doing when she came and she's like i gotta

00:33:10.680 talk to you hey ben just didn't give you i feel like you and her are like killing people in the city

00:33:15.660 well she kills them and then i bring them in for the insulation

00:33:19.260 i don't doubt it you're fucking out of your goddamn mind in here fuck oh shit jesus christ

00:33:30.540 yeah you're definitely on team isis you and your fucking maybe i'm maybe i should move to israel

00:33:38.360 maybe there'd be hot babes there dude there'd be some fucking bays there

00:33:43.320 all right man all right you can't really talk like that oh sorry you're you're a married man

00:33:50.940 happily married man i apologize that's just me i would move to israel for that reason not you

00:33:54.600 you join the idf just to fuck a jewish chick i've been thinking about going to japan for that

00:33:59.680 yeah japan for what for the ladies there because apparently there's a bunch of ladies that just love

00:34:08.980 white guys there have you heard this i'm pretty sure everywhere except here they like white people

00:34:14.120 like if you go to brazil or if you go to south america yeah africa or whatever they're like yeah

00:34:21.360 some of them will rob you and kill you but the ones that won't rob you and kill you will fuck you

00:34:26.240 will fuck you yeah so there's always that i accidentally hijacked your punchline there i apologize

00:34:33.500 it's okay you've you've hijacked a lot of the show actually you uh you were you were a good sidekick

00:34:41.520 for yeah 10 minutes you don't like asking questions so sometimes i gotta flare it up get a little

00:34:46.080 hyperbole in here you know hyperbole yeah you do you jet i have to sleep i'm sleeping in this guy's

00:34:53.320 house do you understand that you understand how scared i was at one point in this podcast there's

00:34:58.060 dynamite under his bed you look like somebody would do that that's why it's scary it would be

00:35:06.820 scary if we were sitting in a you know in a in a nice home yes which you also have but yes thank

00:35:15.180 you thank you i feel like you wouldn't say that there you'd only say that here what's that noise

00:35:19.480 a little bit of sap from the wood probably is that why you have this oven here to put a jew in it

00:35:24.660 oh jesus christ yeah yeah maybe i don't know i don't know what people want me to say about the

00:35:36.780 israel palestine thing jews are the good guys the palestinians are the bad guys that's all i know

00:35:43.520 from watching team america that's where my team america and you i like i get that you want like the

00:35:51.040 israelis are going too hard a lot of people are saying that why are they doing this but it's like

00:35:55.820 they just don't want this to ever happen again and i get that but and then i get that the arabs are

00:36:01.840 like but they're living on settlements that they shouldn't be living on and it's like okay well

00:36:07.060 become a prosperous country and try to combat that legally and actually have people in your country

00:36:13.920 make money first and stop being impoverished it's tough to be before you start tree in a desert

00:36:18.260 are yeah like well they're cold gas is coastal they could have they could start making some

00:36:23.740 ports yeah let them export fucking those little kabibu scarves like let them export something let

00:36:31.980 them make something but stop with the whole we got to get rid of the whole jews thing live peacefully

00:36:37.960 with the jews and then eventually more and more the land will become available you don't go and

00:36:43.100 rape people and kill people and film it on gopro and shoot kids and then be like why are my kids

00:36:49.200 now being bombed like like i'm that's i know that's awful but i will i do want to say something

00:36:56.960 about the israel palestine thing too many people are looking at this whole thing from the perspective

00:37:04.200 of just like oh my god it's horrible like obviously it's horrible you know what i mean

00:37:08.720 it's yeah it's it's it's horrible i don't think um i'd be very happy if the palestinians were the

00:37:18.500 guys with all the guns and jews were getting rounded up or like i don't know like is that is that what's

00:37:26.400 happening there are reports of you know they're going door to door grabbing family members and in

00:37:33.340 gaza and stuff and that's fucked up like nobody wants to see that shit uh happen i don't think

00:37:39.700 i i i really doubt the israelis want to do that but maybe they do maybe they're just crazy that's

00:37:45.660 what they're saying they're crazy so i get it but i thought that was just what happened in the

00:37:51.660 middle east all the time yeah it's it's that's my you know you can't fire rockets out of buildings

00:37:58.400 in neighborhoods and then be like why is there a war happening in my neighborhood are there buildings

00:38:04.320 really buildings though they're just like little towers of fucking sand they have pretty decent

00:38:10.800 they have like concrete buildings they're taking them sand castles no they're not they're like dude

00:38:15.980 they don't even have windows i don't even think you you have not followed much of the israel stuff

00:38:20.220 no no fair no no fair enough yeah but gaza has like decent buildings that they've taken down some

00:38:26.100 like it's too bad borderline skyscrapers dang it they're not that nice but some of them

00:38:33.460 but it's just like they've leveled it and and i think that it's not good um to do that necessarily

00:38:44.560 but it's also not good to it's kind of fucked up it's just a really weird situation where

00:38:52.740 israel has to kind of go in and do this because now or they think they have to they think they have

00:39:00.300 to because the whole world's turning on jews and there's like look everybody hates jews now so now

00:39:07.120 we have to take more land and more land it's just like i don't know it's it's a little backwards um

00:39:13.760 and the craziest part is just how much money is obviously being spent on it to do it um what do you

00:39:21.760 mean by that well there's just all this money that has to be spent on both israel and palestine

00:39:30.360 like they're gonna rebuild media type stuff they're just bulldozing entire neighborhoods and

00:39:36.100 and replacing it i mean that's pretty it's pretty insane um but at the same time it's like they were

00:39:45.460 like probably gonna be able to live peacefully but then a lot of people like it's a false flag

00:39:50.220 everything i can't stand these people anymore i can't be a real conspiracy theorist anymore

00:39:55.740 i can't stand the like everything's a false flag and nothing's real and because it's like covid was

00:40:01.800 like a was covid a false flag like or what no covid was some sort of weird government fucked up thing

00:40:08.960 that got out that china fucking either did on purpose or didn't and basically doctors i said you

00:40:18.780 know put people on fucking ventilators right like just killed everyone and a lot of people and people

00:40:24.480 just died because they didn't know what to do with them when they really didn't have to go on

00:40:27.540 ventilators can't be on ventilators they just put a bunch of random people right like shove a thing

00:40:33.020 that it's just their lungs are too weak for ventilators yeah so many of those people died

00:40:37.560 like that how that wasn't something that people knew it's just crazy and it was just this crazy thing

00:40:42.020 where i was like the propaganda was so strong um and and people say this now with israel thing

00:40:49.380 they're like the propaganda is so strong on like you're just siding with the mainstream news

00:40:53.760 i'm first of all i'm making jokes i'm trying to make jokes about both sides it's kind of hard to

00:40:59.180 be funny as a from the palestinian side i'll be honest yeah because they're just yeah they're

00:41:04.220 like chileans yeah you know yeah it's tough it's nothing funny about catching fish

00:41:10.320 that's so fucking oh my god the fucking yeah dude jesus christ it is a tough situation this is

00:41:19.300 bad seating arrangement but tough situation for sure yeah and but we're having fun no and i want to

00:41:27.040 have arab fans like i've had i want to have palestinian fans yeah but i think a palestinian fan

00:41:34.120 of mine has to recognize that you know they don't want their culture destroyed right which is

00:41:44.540 palestinian culture right which is like standing outside of a clothing store and trying to sell you a t-shirt

00:41:55.020 with a perfume come get this

00:42:00.000 you ever i actually watched it one night one night i was just like i don't know what to think about

00:42:07.780 this whole fucking israel shit and then so i just put on like a walk through gaza or something it's

00:42:14.580 like some guys i'm like tourist probably from before the war just walking through it yeah and i was like

00:42:20.640 oh my god it was just so unsettling because i was just just watched it for so long i watched like an

00:42:25.360 hour and a half of just him wandering the streets what was he saying nothing just wandering the

00:42:33.360 street yeah look at the buildings he's like a probably a white guy i think because everybody

00:42:37.740 was looking at him ah gotta be it was like a gopro or maybe something like that fair enough yeah if

00:42:44.460 you yeah he was like a white guy wandering through that's what that's kind of one of my favorite

00:42:48.880 genres of one of my good friends put me onto that one of the best things to watch is white guys going

00:42:54.320 to like any anywhere sudan we'll watch that travel yeah but when they go to like just bad areas and

00:43:04.020 then all of a sudden the group is following them they have a camera on a stick and it's like

00:43:07.160 yeah they're giving kids candy and it's just weird yeah but it's fucking hilarious messiah yeah they

00:43:14.860 have like street there's just street kids everywhere there like it's yeah and they just

00:43:19.920 wander around and dogs and follow you and it's all men like the women don't even go outside they're

00:43:26.700 like fucking terrified a lot yeah the men don't let them outside i'm not talking about gaza i'm

00:43:31.800 talking about like some of the oh yeah haiti and well we're talking about other places actually no

00:43:35.780 there's women i watched someone from haiti like haiti's fucked up haiti's way closer than israel

00:43:41.620 people are like i don't give a shit about haiti that's amazing eh you know amazing thank you for

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Bankas Podcast - November 14, 2023

Saskatoon Garage Life ｜ The Bankas Show - #035

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