Bankas Podcast - November 28, 2023


You're an Idiot ｜ The Bankas Show - #036


Episode Stats

Length

57 minutes

Words per Minute

145.42696

Word Count

8,370

Sentence Count

742

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

97


Summary

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In this episode, I talk about the hypocrisy of the Muslim community and their lack of support for the pro-Israel movement. I also talk about my experience at the Women's March in support of Palestine and how it has impacted my life.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Come see me live on tour. I'm going to be in Oshawa, Ontario, December 7th, Toronto, Ontario, December 20th, Ottawa, Ontario, December or January, actually, 3rd and 4th.
00:00:16.100 So we're going to be kicking off the year strong in the nation's capital.
00:00:20.980 OK, I'm going to get a haircut. I'm going to get everything fixed up.
00:00:24.720 I look not great right now. I look like Zelensky. You know, what do they call those in the movies when they like a stunt double stand in?
00:00:36.420 I look like a Zelensky stand in right now. And that's OK. Or maybe I look like I'm doing a press conference for the IDF.
00:00:44.040 I don't really care anymore. OK, everything that's been happening over the past month and a half or whatever.
00:00:52.880 It's been over almost two months of war in the Middle East. Well, I mean, it's been thirty five hundred years of war in the Middle East, but or more.
00:01:02.760 But. Everybody's hating the Jews right now, even though they're the most fun to be around.
00:01:11.220 I don't know if you've hung out with a Jew and then go hang out with a Palestinian and tell me which one you had more fun with, which one covered the bill.
00:01:20.460 Well, actually, it might be a better question. So, yes, our society is crumbling and it's being destroyed from the inside out.
00:01:28.340 There are too many people in this country who don't like it here for some reason, including not.
00:01:35.800 And I'm not talking about just the the Palestinian pro-Palestinians, the Arabs, the Muslims.
00:01:40.980 For some reason, the Muslims hate it here when every other immigrant group seems to kind of like it.
00:01:48.720 I mean, the Indians, they don't come here and they're just like, I love to come to Canada and I want to have maybe commute a white woman and I will be Canadian.
00:02:00.940 You know, the Chinese people come here and they're like, I love Canada and I want to sing the National Anthem.
00:02:08.380 Let me sing a National Anthem. I'm a proud Canadian.
00:02:11.720 Can I hear you?
00:02:13.640 Or carnal door or homonative rent.
00:02:21.020 That's not a native rent. That's my rent.
00:02:24.020 That's not your rent. That's my rent.
00:02:25.880 I bought my house. I didn't buy from a native person.
00:02:30.360 I bought it from a white person.
00:02:32.280 Maybe white people are the real native.
00:02:36.400 So but it seems that the Muslims come and then they wear the hijab and they're at the protest and they're mad.
00:02:43.220 And then if you make fun of them, then they send you death threats, which I've gotten a bunch of death threats and, you know, threats against my family.
00:02:50.060 And the reason these people do that is because they have a temper and they're immature.
00:02:58.320 Sorry, I'm not saying all Muslims have a temper and they're immature, although if I was, it wouldn't be super incorrect.
00:03:05.520 But just to maintain, you know, just to stay within the hate speech laws here.
00:03:12.900 Yeah, not all Muslim people even agree with all this bullshit going on.
00:03:17.400 Although, you know, if you if you're if you can get an Uber during a Palestine protest, the Muslim guy that picks you up in that Uber.
00:03:25.160 Is I mean, but the fact that he's not at the protest, he's pro Israel is what I'm saying.
00:03:30.400 There are there are pro Israel Muslims.
00:03:32.360 They just don't talk about it.
00:03:34.240 Right. They don't talk about it because it's kind of like being a pro.
00:03:38.980 You know, it's kind of like being anti LGBTQ plus ideology while being gay.
00:03:45.280 And those people don't want to speak out because then the whole gay community comes after them.
00:03:48.860 It's like that, except if you're Arab and you're like, I like Israel, then, you know, something real bad happens.
00:03:55.040 And it sounds like this.
00:03:56.560 Three, two, one.
00:03:58.640 So people are a little afraid.
00:04:01.840 People are a little afraid.
00:04:03.200 You know, something that bothers me is just some of the hypocrisy out there.
00:04:06.340 I know there's some of my Muslim Canadian brothers and sisters running around saying things like, well, why don't I have the freedom of speech to suggest that Israel should not exist as a country?
00:04:23.700 And that's that's rich.
00:04:27.620 It's rich when Muslims are trying to tell you that that they want their freedom of speech.
00:04:35.840 Meanwhile, do we remember what happens when we talk shit about Muslims?
00:04:40.280 OK, do we remember?
00:04:43.200 Charlie Hebdo.
00:04:44.320 Now, that's my main goal here is to not get Charlie Hebdo.
00:04:47.280 So I hope my Muslim brothers and sisters, the haters, the lovers, whoever is listening, can really kind of take a step back here and go, what the fuck are we trying to do?
00:04:59.920 Are you trying to make everybody hate you?
00:05:02.840 Are you trying to make everybody afraid of you?
00:05:07.040 Because that's kind of what's happening.
00:05:10.680 And I do understand the Muzis, the Muslims, they're afraid, too.
00:05:17.520 They're afraid of not really afraid of Jews.
00:05:19.580 They're afraid of psychotic whites like the guy in Vermont that, you know, tragically shot those three Palestinians.
00:05:26.220 I believe they're all alive, though.
00:05:27.520 So still safer to be Palestinian in America, I guess, than in Gaza.
00:05:35.400 But yeah, that's not good.
00:05:38.440 You can't go around shooting people and it just makes the whole situation worse.
00:05:42.780 But I have to say that a lot of the anti-Muslim violence or whatever, it comes from dumb, small town kind of, you know, hillbilly whites.
00:05:59.360 You know, it comes from white people that probably also hate Jews.
00:06:02.540 Let's be honest.
00:06:03.560 OK, but, you know, everybody's brainwashed now one way or another.
00:06:08.400 I'm fucking, you know, I try not to be brainwashed pretty hard not to be at this point, but it's mostly whites shooting Muslims.
00:06:17.760 There's not a lot of Jews out there doing the old terror attacks.
00:06:24.920 Now, with that being said, I know like I got an argument with one guy early on when this happened and he was he was like, Habibi, Habibi, my mosque in Toronto.
00:06:35.140 There was Jews coming and threatened and the police.
00:06:38.160 No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:40.360 Maybe a Jew drove by and was like, fuck you.
00:06:43.180 I get it.
00:06:44.120 That's not good.
00:06:45.500 Right.
00:06:46.060 Like, we don't want people doing that.
00:06:48.420 But what the fuck do you expect, bro?
00:06:52.800 You know, like and I get it with the Jews, too.
00:06:55.360 But it's like, well, what, you know, people are pissed off because they saw videos of women being murdered at point blank range by AK-47s being held by Hamas guys.
00:07:09.760 And, you know, the kids being kidnapped, all that shit happened.
00:07:13.720 And then now it's like, oh, that doesn't you know, let's just gloss over that.
00:07:18.200 Let's just pay attention to the retaliation for that crime and let's just paint this as that's the real crime.
00:07:26.580 And then there's this whole thing of like, well, no, bro.
00:07:29.000 It's because like fucking the Jews have been doing this for like 75 years.
00:07:33.080 And so 75 years ago, the Jews went through the Holocaust and now they have a successful country.
00:07:40.800 And people who live in countries like Canada and the U.S., which are settler colonial nations.
00:07:49.560 That's how they started.
00:07:51.180 People who live in settler colonial nations, including Canada, Australia, U.S., whatever.
00:07:59.020 European countries that had colonies abroad, the people in these are the people who are mad at Israel, the most mad, you know, in terms of being on Twitter and saying that they shouldn't exist.
00:08:13.820 Most of the people saying that actually live in Western society.
00:08:18.620 And the reason is because all of the people that hate Israel who live in the Islamic world are more preoccupied with making ends meet and being able to survive than should Israel exist, should Israel not exist.
00:08:34.320 They're more preoccupied with what's going on in their own countries to a certain extent.
00:08:38.960 And I know there have been a lot of those big Arab, you know, you know, protests, protests where they, you know, peaceful protests in those Arab countries where they're running around mad at Israel.
00:08:52.540 But they're not they're not tweeting in English.
00:08:56.200 OK, these are not the tweets that we are seeing.
00:08:58.860 We are seeing the majority of people who want Israel to not exist or they want them to give all the land back to the Palestinians.
00:09:06.140 Yeah, let's just move out of Tel Aviv, all these office towers that we built in downtown Tel Aviv and give it to, you know, Hamas.
00:09:14.620 I mean, it's just this lack of any brain function going on.
00:09:19.700 That's that's been driving me fucking.
00:09:21.280 It's been driving me a little bit nuts, as you can tell.
00:09:23.820 Maybe this podcast wasn't what you wanted today.
00:09:26.660 Maybe you just wanted me to go like that.
00:09:28.040 I don't like it.
00:09:29.400 I don't like it.
00:09:30.320 I don't like it.
00:09:31.200 I don't like it.
00:09:31.880 It's true.
00:09:33.980 But this is what's happening.
00:09:36.140 I'm a comedian.
00:09:37.000 I use my voice.
00:09:38.020 I want to talk about it and how it's affecting everybody.
00:09:42.740 Now, I'm starting to actually get a lot of Jewish fans, which is really nice.
00:09:47.260 So only about 15000 Palestinian civilians had to die for me to gain some notoriety in the Jewish community.
00:09:55.160 So thank you for that.
00:09:56.720 But, you know, there was a firebomb at a Jewish community center in Montreal.
00:10:06.420 They shot people shot guns into a Jewish school in Montreal.
00:10:14.000 Now, that's pretty bad, right?
00:10:18.760 And like, I think, you know, people want to say to me, oh, Ben's, you know, now I'm, you know, like I had some woman message, you know, comment on one of my videos on Facebook.
00:10:28.860 Actually, you can go see it.
00:10:29.880 I tripped her back.
00:10:31.740 But she was like, I can't believe I ever found you funny.
00:10:34.580 You really are a racist.
00:10:36.040 Blah, blah, blah.
00:10:36.660 You really are a racist.
00:10:38.340 A year and a half of me going like this.
00:10:42.580 And that was fine.
00:10:45.380 But then I'm like, you know, I think these Palestinians are going a little far.
00:10:49.820 That's somehow racist.
00:10:50.880 No, you're an idiot.
00:10:52.120 OK, there's a lot of fucking idiots out there right now.
00:10:56.120 More dumb people on their phones, tweeting their opinions, trying to be involved in political shit.
00:11:05.060 There's more of these idiots than ever before on the Internet.
00:11:09.240 Like right now, if you just go and tweet Free Palestine, I'm pretty sure they just give you 15,000 followers because every idiot tweeting like Free Palestine, Jews are evil, has like 20,000 followers now.
00:11:22.740 Because guess what?
00:11:24.220 How many Muslims are there in the world?
00:11:27.060 Oh, wait.
00:11:27.720 This is like a Miss Rachel.
00:11:29.340 If you have kids, you know, Miss Rachel or Blippi.
00:11:31.840 How many Muslims are there in the world?
00:11:34.540 Let me see.
00:11:35.580 How many Muslims are there?
00:11:40.980 1.8 billion.
00:11:44.080 That is why it is so popular to just side with the Palestinian plight and just go, you know, fuck Israel.
00:11:55.360 Israel is a fucking apartheid state, bro.
00:11:57.740 It's a fucking, you know, all that shit is easy to do because there's 1.8 billion people that essentially agree.
00:12:04.800 Okay, there's some Muslims out of that 1.8 billion, like I said earlier, who think Israel should exist.
00:12:12.080 We're talking a couple mil at most, maybe 5 million if you want out of the 1.8 billion.
00:12:20.000 Seriously, how many of you?
00:12:21.460 Tell me in the comments how many Muslims out of the 1.8 billion you think.
00:12:24.640 What I'm talking about right now is edgy because talking shit about Islam is now like that is the scariest thing you can touch on.
00:12:39.620 Even though we have freedom of speech, you have Justin Trudeau going in front of the media and saying that he stands for freedom of speech in this country and that's why the Palestinians should be allowed to hold Taliban flags and Hamas flags and call for the end of Israel's existence because we have freedom of speech.
00:13:00.160 Okay, well, what happens when you use freedom of speech to criticize Islam?
00:13:04.520 What happens when you use freedom of speech to talk about all the negative aspects of Islam?
00:13:10.920 Of course, there's backlash.
00:13:12.720 And yeah, maybe you're not going to get fired from your job for doing it, although it's very possible you might for either talking shit about Israel or Palestine at this point, which is very fucked up.
00:13:22.160 But, you know, you're at risk of being murdered for talking about Islam by people who will threaten you on the Internet, seemingly don't care about the laws of this country.
00:13:39.160 They don't care about the culture of this country, which some people go, you know, some Muslims go, there is no culture.
00:13:44.520 So that's why Islam is better.
00:13:46.240 And there is no culture.
00:13:48.240 There's no culture in Canada.
00:13:49.840 How about this?
00:13:50.620 Close your eyes for a second.
00:13:52.160 And tell me if you recognize this song.
00:14:05.780 That is Hockey Night in Canada.
00:14:10.600 That is, is that not Canadian culture?
00:14:12.740 Anybody?
00:14:13.840 Hello?
00:14:16.700 How about Stomp and Tom Connors?
00:14:19.760 The good old hockey game is the best game you can name.
00:14:24.660 Oh, the good old hockey game is the best game you can name.
00:14:29.080 That wasn't about Sharia law.
00:14:31.640 I'm just saying there was some culture there.
00:14:34.680 The native stuff?
00:14:35.960 Sure.
00:14:36.520 Love it.
00:14:37.040 I love the way I like that more than the Islamic call to prayer, which they're very similar.
00:14:46.040 You know, this is the native.
00:14:48.980 And then this is the Islamic call to prayer.
00:14:53.820 I mean, they're very similar.
00:14:55.200 So maybe, maybe the Muslims are right.
00:14:57.740 Maybe they actually, you know, I don't know what to tell you, but it's interesting.
00:15:03.060 It's interesting that people whose culture is from the Middle East come to Canada and then they're mad that we don't care about.
00:15:15.100 And you could argue that you could say, oh, well, what about the Jews?
00:15:19.800 Aren't they from the Middle East?
00:15:21.720 Yeah, but they've been around.
00:15:23.480 Let's just say that.
00:15:24.380 They've been around for a while.
00:15:27.160 Okay.
00:15:27.420 The Arabs weren't really getting displaced.
00:15:31.880 Right.
00:15:33.140 Before.
00:15:35.880 Jesus.
00:15:36.360 Like the Jews were displaced before Jesus.
00:15:41.400 The Arabs mostly they're called Arabs because they live in Arabia, Arabian Peninsula.
00:15:47.280 The Jews were from Judea.
00:15:51.860 Why are there white Jews and why are there Muslim Jews?
00:15:55.060 Because they fucking went in different directions from Judea.
00:15:59.040 One of them went south and to the Arabian countries.
00:16:03.820 And then the other guys went to the Ashkenazis, went north because they kept getting fucking murdered by everybody.
00:16:12.280 The Romans, the fucking, you know, what was it?
00:16:17.580 Cissanids.
00:16:21.640 Cissanid Empire.
00:16:23.800 And Jews.
00:16:25.060 Let's see.
00:16:25.500 Cissanid.
00:16:26.180 In several cases, Jews tried to help support the Cissanian advance.
00:16:32.100 A pogrom in Antioch in 608 would lead to a Jewish revolt in 610, which was crushed.
00:16:39.140 So even in 608, which is like at the beginning of Islam, there was a pogrom, which is one, you know, which is essentially what Hamas did on the 7th, which is why the response was so intense.
00:16:53.400 Because they came in with guns to try and kill random fucking people.
00:16:59.200 And then you have half the world going, that's okay, because those people are, you have, there's mandatory military service in Israel.
00:17:07.960 So that's why you're kidnapping babies and people who are 90 years old?
00:17:13.020 Because, and they're, they're in the military.
00:17:15.100 Like, no, I'm done with the fucking idiotic bullshit.
00:17:18.720 But the other bullshit, Jews run the world, Jews, even if Jews run the world, what is, are they running the world and bringing all the, and then, oh, they're the ones making all the Muslims come here.
00:17:34.000 And the reason that there are Jews in these groups who bring in migrants or whatever this is, this whole thing is that, you know, there's Jews, part of these companies, these NGOs, and they're bringing, yeah, because Jews are, they're diverse.
00:17:52.340 Jews, Jews have a diversity of thought.
00:17:55.960 Not all Jews, as you see, are pro-Israel or pro this or pro that or anti-immigration or anti-vaccine or anti, there's, there's a differing of opinion.
00:18:08.340 I'm sorry to say, but the Arabs, there's not that much differing of opinion, especially when it comes to fucking Israel, bro.
00:18:16.200 So, look, majority of Jews, obviously, on board with Israel, but then you have the Jews who are, you know, they go, oh, there's Jews trying to bring migrants here, and there's also Jews who are anti-Israel.
00:18:27.880 So that means that you are, you know, unless you're on board with the anti-Israel Jews, then you're, like, evil because you want, it's just idiotic.
00:18:38.620 Like, yeah, there are Jews on NGOs trying to help people because Jews are fucking nerds, and they want to help, and they want to do good things, and some of them try to do good things, and then they fuck up, and they make everything worse for the rest of the Jews.
00:18:52.320 Like, whoever the Jews are that are pushing for the LGBTQ plus community bullshit.
00:18:58.180 Part of the reason that there's so much fucking anti-Semitism right now is because of that, and it's because of the couple, you know, how many Jews do you think are responsible, you know, on these NGOs?
00:19:08.620 Who are bringing immigrants here that, so you're telling me that Jews were good people trying to help.
00:19:16.300 Maybe they're not helping, but they're trying to help.
00:19:18.900 That means that I should be against Israel because it's a plot to bring down the West.
00:19:23.380 Why would fucking Israel want to destroy all of its allies?
00:19:30.040 It's, it's, it doesn't, like, it's stupid, okay?
00:19:36.200 If you think that, you're dumb.
00:19:38.620 Right?
00:19:40.720 And then there's the other, the far-right people who, you know, they're on the, Jews brought, the Israel brought, the immigrants brought, then there's the, um, uh, the far-right people who are like, oh, Jews did the vaccine.
00:19:52.720 So that's why they're here.
00:19:55.220 The world needed a vaccine.
00:19:57.000 Jews have the research and develop, biggest, or, or, you know, all the big biotechnical companies, all the big pharmaceutical companies, they have research and development in Israel because there's a lot of fucking smart people who are really highly educated there.
00:20:15.720 That's, I mean, that's not a fucking conspiracy, you know, oh, why are there so many Jews on the head of this company and the head of that company?
00:20:23.320 Because they're fucking smart.
00:20:25.760 Why are you some idiot on Twitter questioning why there's CEOs of Jewish race or this, that?
00:20:33.980 Why aren't you a CEO?
00:20:36.180 Why aren't you a CEO?
00:20:37.500 You're nobody, okay?
00:20:39.380 There's just too many nobodies who think they're somebodies.
00:20:43.180 And, you know, maybe some people will say that about me.
00:20:45.060 Oh, this guy, yeah, well, I'm kind of doing decent, okay?
00:20:50.280 We just did a huge tour all month of November, went to almost every single Canadian city in the last two months.
00:20:57.340 And from October to now, I've been Halifax, Nova Scotia, St. John's, Newfoundland.
00:21:03.720 I've been to Ottawa.
00:21:05.280 I've been, you know, I've been everywhere.
00:21:10.680 I just, this tour that I just went on, Winnipeg, Saskatoon, okay, Victoria, BC, Vancouver, Surrey, Edmonton, California.
00:21:20.740 Hey, hey, hey.
00:21:23.720 You know, it took my kid to a Raptors game.
00:21:26.640 I was proud of it.
00:21:27.240 I actually got one death threat from that, from posting my kid at the Raptors game.
00:21:32.000 Some Muslim told me that they would burn my kid.
00:21:36.320 And that's, and then I'm supposed to be like, no, they're not all bad.
00:21:39.300 I'm just saying, there's not, most Jews, I think, that are mad online, you know, they're commenting.
00:21:47.860 I don't know.
00:21:48.180 Maybe I could be wrong.
00:21:49.000 I don't know.
00:21:49.260 Tell me if I'm wrong, my Muslim friends.
00:21:52.080 Are there Jews sending you harassment and death threats?
00:21:56.200 I'd like to know.
00:21:58.000 Send it to my email.
00:22:00.260 But I'm just, you know, look, I don't want to spend too much time on this, but it is the biggest news right now is all about Israel Palestine, Israel Palestine, Israel Palestine.
00:22:12.900 And then there's people saying it's a distraction.
00:22:15.600 Yeah, it's a distraction because the bigger story is not, you know, the Israel Palestine thing.
00:22:21.560 The bigger story is what it is doing to people's brains is melting people's brains.
00:22:28.500 It is disintegrating society into a place where there is no truth anymore in a way kind of like COVID.
00:22:35.740 But COVID was the first real instance of this where we had to sit at home and just kind of go.
00:22:46.740 Oh, that's that's what's happening.
00:22:48.020 Right.
00:22:48.520 Right.
00:22:48.720 But this is different because now then there was, you know, it's fake.
00:22:53.880 It's this.
00:22:54.580 Now it's like there's, you know, anything that happens is questioned as even being true.
00:23:01.160 And I get why, like, I'm not an idiot, like I know, but, you know, this is the government's fault.
00:23:08.560 Right.
00:23:08.920 This is the government's fault for, you know, making people psychotic, making people stupid, taking away good education, taking away all these things and replacing it with, you know, transgender ideologies and, you know, forced vaccines and all this stuff.
00:23:27.220 Of course, people are going to go fucking nuts.
00:23:29.080 I'm going nuts.
00:23:31.680 Everybody's going nuts.
00:23:32.540 It's November.
00:23:33.980 This is like people want to hibernate.
00:23:36.500 People want to go to sleep.
00:23:37.540 When I used to do commercial real estate.
00:23:39.680 That's right.
00:23:40.320 I used to do commercial real estate office leasing.
00:23:43.360 And when I did that in November, December, there was no deals getting done.
00:23:47.840 OK, every all the all the real estate brokers did in November and December was maybe come to work for a couple hours, do send a couple emails and then go for drinks.
00:23:57.860 And there'd be, you know, a couple of parties, Oxford Cup, different landlords that own buildings.
00:24:05.040 There was in Toronto's Oxford, Orlando, Brookfield.
00:24:09.100 They would have these big holiday parties and all the brokers would go and get hammered.
00:24:13.160 Nobody did work.
00:24:14.420 Nobody did real work.
00:24:15.500 I don't want to do work right now.
00:24:16.760 I don't want to even do this podcast right now, but I'm doing it because I fucking love you and I want you to hear my voice and I want you to hear what I think and I want to be coherent.
00:24:26.760 And I want to be a voice because this is a fucking void right now.
00:24:36.280 We are in a void of logic and reasoning right now.
00:24:42.400 We are like Western civilization is being attacked.
00:24:45.060 By people who live here.
00:24:49.200 There are people who live here who all they want to do is convince you that, you know, settler colonialism is bad and any settler colonial like what even is settler colonialism?
00:25:02.380 Settler colonialism is an ongoing system of power that perpetuates the genocide and repression of indigenous peoples and cultures, essentially hegemonic in scope.
00:25:15.160 Settler colonialism normalizes the continuous settler occupation, occupation, exploiting lands and resources to which indigenous peoples have genealogically genealogical.
00:25:27.300 That's I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.
00:25:30.240 This is this is the Oxford Dictionary.
00:25:34.460 Fuck the Oxford Dictionary.
00:25:36.420 OK.
00:25:38.200 People came here searching for a new land.
00:25:41.600 They found it.
00:25:42.540 A lot of fucking shit went down, but that does not mean that we can't love our country, love our kids and raise them in the country and want it to be safe.
00:25:52.820 You're not allowed to want your country to be safe anymore because we colonized it 500 years ago.
00:25:58.440 That's idiotic.
00:26:00.240 You want the country to be good.
00:26:02.300 You want the people to be happy.
00:26:04.100 You want your neighbors to smile.
00:26:06.420 You want to you know, I want to go to a Leaf game.
00:26:08.400 I want to go to a Raptors game.
00:26:09.840 I want to go to a, you know, baseball game.
00:26:13.060 I don't give a shit what happened 500 years ago.
00:26:15.760 And oh, well, what about the natives?
00:26:17.800 What about that?
00:26:19.060 There are they still they're still here.
00:26:20.840 I mean, the ones that didn't die from the blankets or whatever that we gave them.
00:26:25.440 But can they not go and get jobs?
00:26:29.060 Can they not go to they have free education, but they don't want it.
00:26:32.340 Oh, that's white man education.
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00:27:47.040 There's too much idiotic bullshit going on.
00:27:49.840 This idea that we should all feel bad every day about the fact that we have a society here.
00:27:57.700 But that's what's weird about it too.
00:27:59.100 There's nowhere to go if you're not indigenous or a person of color or gay or trans.
00:28:08.540 If you're just a straight white guy.
00:28:12.060 There is no country on earth.
00:28:14.160 That you are genuinely accepted.
00:28:20.000 Except for countries where there's no white people like well or less Thailand.
00:28:23.940 I feel like you'd be probably treated better as a white man in Thailand than going to Europe right now.
00:28:31.840 You know go walk around France while they're doing a Palestine protest.
00:28:34.820 Because I mean you're better off to go to these countries and a lot of white people are.
00:28:39.740 South America.
00:28:40.980 They're white.
00:28:41.980 Argentina.
00:28:42.560 They're pretty white.
00:28:43.440 Not a lot of Muslims moving there.
00:28:44.660 Why is that?
00:28:46.000 Why don't Muslims want to go to Argentina?
00:28:48.180 Why don't they want to go to Colombia?
00:28:49.820 Why don't they want to go to South America?
00:28:51.140 Why don't they want to go to...
00:28:52.440 They only want to come to the West.
00:28:53.940 They only want to go to Europe.
00:28:55.060 They only want to go to North America.
00:28:56.440 Why?
00:28:57.120 And then they get here and then they're mad at everybody.
00:28:59.900 And they're mad at me.
00:29:01.080 And I'm a colonialist.
00:29:02.460 I'm a colonialist.
00:29:03.460 I was born here.
00:29:05.380 You came here and now you hate it.
00:29:08.120 And you're telling me I'm a colonialist.
00:29:10.660 No.
00:29:11.260 You know what you are?
00:29:11.880 You're a fucking idiot.
00:29:13.480 Okay.
00:29:14.120 You're a small brained dumb person that does not understand that the world doesn't fucking revolve around you.
00:29:21.980 And you're fucking Muslim religion and, you know, Islam and brother, you have to, the Habibi, Allah will know.
00:29:30.300 I don't give a fuck.
00:29:32.440 And I'm allowed to say that.
00:29:34.280 Okay.
00:29:34.820 I'm not trying to tell you, you know, you can go do whatever you want.
00:29:37.980 There's mosques.
00:29:38.720 There's this.
00:29:39.240 There's marches.
00:29:39.980 You can go out fucking every day and stand in front of the Israeli embassy and scream and yell free Palestine.
00:29:45.940 All that shit you're allowed to do.
00:29:47.360 But I'm also allowed to say it's dumb.
00:29:49.400 That's the trade-off that you get.
00:29:51.940 Okay.
00:29:52.520 Because you don't have that freedom of speech in your country, wherever the fuck you're from.
00:29:58.320 You're from.
00:29:59.460 Name it.
00:30:00.420 What Muslim country are you from where you have the freedom to say, I love Israel?
00:30:05.860 None.
00:30:07.040 What Muslim country do you have the freedom to openly criticize the government or the king or the fucking, you know, in Syria?
00:30:14.880 Are you, can you openly accuse Bashar al-Assad, who, by the way, killed, how many people did he kill?
00:30:23.540 How many people did Bashar al-Assad kill?
00:30:30.020 Civil war in Syria has killed around 580,000 people, of which a minimum of 306 deaths are non-combatant.
00:30:41.080 So 306,000 civilians, more than 90% civilian deaths.
00:30:47.300 The war has also forcibly displaced 14 million Syrians with over 7 million refugees, causing the largest refugee crisis in the world.
00:30:59.560 So that's Bashar al-Assad.
00:31:01.120 That is the leader of a Muslim country, Syria.
00:31:06.340 Okay.
00:31:06.540 Killing not people from another country.
00:31:11.240 He's not going into Lebanon.
00:31:12.600 He didn't go into Israel and blow the shit out of them and make them all displaced.
00:31:16.340 I know a lot of you'd want that.
00:31:18.020 He didn't go into Turkey.
00:31:19.020 He didn't go into Iraq.
00:31:20.140 He killed his own people.
00:31:21.920 He displaced them.
00:31:23.060 And there were no protests for that.
00:31:26.080 There were no Muslims on Twitter going nuts.
00:31:30.920 There was no, you know, Piers Morgan, you know, confused about what to fucking say or do.
00:31:39.780 There was none of that.
00:31:40.800 It was just, oh, Syria's gone.
00:31:43.180 That was a country.
00:31:44.380 What were they again?
00:31:45.300 Muslim?
00:31:45.980 Ah, yeah.
00:31:46.900 Well, now they're half run by ISIS, half run by Bashar al-Assad.
00:31:50.520 They're both fighting each other in the same country and blowing the shit out of each other.
00:31:53.280 But that's fine.
00:31:54.540 That's all fine.
00:31:55.440 As long as it's not Jews doing it.
00:31:56.880 So that's my point.
00:31:58.060 And that is the logical point.
00:31:59.760 And Syria, by the way, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, all these countries are technically like colonial
00:32:12.480 because they were kind of started by European nations.
00:32:16.760 Syria, is Syria a colonial state?
00:32:23.600 Let's see.
00:32:24.400 Syria is considered to have emerged as an independent country for the first time on 24 October 1945.
00:32:33.280 So before 1945, what the fuck were they?
00:32:36.560 Did Syria get colonized?
00:32:38.340 There are a lot of countries whose borders were imposed by European imperialists that managed to do fine.
00:32:43.640 But the point is that French colonialism set up modern day Syria in a way that contributed to tensions between ethnic and religious groups,
00:32:51.060 which eventually became important for today's war.
00:32:53.920 So Syria was a colonial society.
00:32:59.400 Hello?
00:33:00.640 Is anybody there?
00:33:01.860 Let's see.
00:33:02.880 What is what countries have never been colonized?
00:33:07.640 Colonized.
00:33:18.640 Ethiopia has never been colonized.
00:33:23.040 Bhutan has never been colonized.
00:33:26.700 Saudi Arabia, apparently.
00:33:28.800 Thailand.
00:33:30.360 Iran.
00:33:31.960 Nepal.
00:33:32.260 Oh, countries never colonized.
00:33:37.600 Okay.
00:33:38.280 Oh, never colonized, but occupied.
00:33:41.440 You know, this is just like.
00:33:43.760 And are these countries doing well after the.
00:33:46.340 Oh, well, that's because the countries don't do well, bro, because like America.
00:33:51.000 No, it's because the people who run the fucking countries are corrupt and they don't give a shit about their citizens.
00:33:57.160 They don't give a shit about their citizens being successful on the world stage.
00:34:00.780 They don't give a shit about education, global standards of education.
00:34:06.180 All they give a fuck about is controlling their population and brainwashing the fuck out of them.
00:34:11.260 And as you can see, it worked pretty good because even after they leave these countries where they've been brainwashed,
00:34:16.620 they come to another country and they're still fucking brainwashed, even though they have everything you fucking want.
00:34:21.480 What do you have in Canada?
00:34:24.580 You know, what is there in Canada?
00:34:27.680 What is being left to be desired as somebody who comes from another country that you hate it so much here?
00:34:34.000 If you're Muslim, we have mosques.
00:34:35.700 We have huge Muslim population.
00:34:37.120 If you're fucking African, we have African people.
00:34:40.940 We have African shit.
00:34:42.020 And if you don't like it, nobody's forcing you to be here.
00:34:44.500 It's a free country.
00:34:45.320 You're allowed to do whatever you want.
00:34:46.420 Yes, I understand it's expensive to live here, but that's kind of the point.
00:34:51.480 That's why leaf games are expensive.
00:34:53.300 It's to keep out the fucking losers.
00:34:55.260 I'm sorry.
00:34:56.300 But if you come here and you're like, why is it so expensive?
00:34:58.500 I cannot afford.
00:34:59.660 Because you're not meant to be here.
00:35:02.900 Go to fucking Argentina.
00:35:04.820 It's cheap.
00:35:08.020 Colonization occurs when one country takes over the lands and people of another country or territory
00:35:12.800 and subjects them to rule by its government instead of their own.
00:35:16.040 For example, the American colonies before the Revolutionary War were land holdings of the
00:35:21.920 British government ruled by the British king, despite the fact that the Native Americans
00:35:27.560 lived in North America for thousands of years.
00:35:30.000 Yeah, they lived in North America for thousands of years and never had fucking roads, motherfucker.
00:35:34.500 Okay?
00:35:34.740 They didn't have paved roads.
00:35:35.960 They didn't have fucking trains.
00:35:38.060 They didn't develop the land.
00:35:41.080 And if you want to live in a world where, well, that's what settler colonialism is, is developing
00:35:46.260 land and the land should have been left to, you know, the fucking wolves and the bears
00:35:51.980 and the deer.
00:35:53.140 You're an idiot.
00:35:54.360 Once again, you're an idiot.
00:35:55.900 Why is China developing their land?
00:35:58.160 Are they colonizing themselves or are they just trying to modernize their fucking country?
00:36:03.160 It's called modernization.
00:36:06.400 Why are the best Muslim countries?
00:36:09.380 What are the best Muslim countries?
00:36:10.840 The most modern ones.
00:36:12.900 The ones with the most.
00:36:14.180 What are the most successful Arab states?
00:36:22.800 Rank.
00:36:25.700 Which is the richest Arab state?
00:36:27.560 Qatar, which by the way is where all of the fuckers from Hamas.
00:36:33.160 What are the most successful Arab countries?
00:36:38.680 Why is this so hard to find?
00:36:41.640 Okay.
00:36:41.840 We have 10 richest.
00:36:43.640 Let's look at richest.
00:36:45.200 They really don't want to.
00:36:46.200 They call it richest.
00:36:47.100 They don't want to.
00:36:48.540 This is Yahoo finance, Arab world, GDP.
00:36:51.340 Like this is like, why is this so hard to understand?
00:36:58.480 Saudi Arabia is number one.
00:37:00.720 Then UAE.
00:37:02.260 Then Egypt.
00:37:04.040 Then Iraq.
00:37:05.800 So basically from like it's Saudi Arabia and UAE.
00:37:09.520 And then everything's just after that is.
00:37:13.520 Their GDP just falls.
00:37:15.960 By a lot.
00:37:18.020 By hundreds of millions.
00:37:19.660 Hundreds of billions of dollars a year.
00:37:21.860 Their GDP falls off.
00:37:22.880 And are we going to say that.
00:37:25.620 Oh, Palestine's on the list.
00:37:27.600 Palestine.
00:37:28.620 18th.
00:37:30.380 Palestine's 18th richest Arab Arab League country.
00:37:33.560 Apparently.
00:37:34.460 Apparently they're in the Arab League.
00:37:36.100 Though the Arabs don't seem to want to help.
00:37:40.840 And a lot of, you know, the Arabs never talk about that.
00:37:42.720 When you go up to the pro Palestinians go.
00:37:44.840 Why don't any of the Arab countries take the Palestinian refugees?
00:37:48.860 Why should they have to?
00:37:51.080 That's their land.
00:37:52.700 No, but that's not the argument.
00:37:54.660 That's not the conversation that we're having.
00:37:56.700 This is like when politicians just try to, you know, you know, fuck their way out of answering the question.
00:38:03.300 Why don't Arab countries take Palestinian refugees?
00:38:09.560 Do you know why?
00:38:11.780 I know why I think they don't.
00:38:14.940 Let's see what Google says.
00:38:16.180 Why don't Arab countries take Palestinian refugees?
00:38:22.720 This is from a couple last week.
00:38:32.060 Jordan's King Abdullah 2 gave a similar message day earlier saying no refugees in Jordan, no refugees in Egypt.
00:38:39.420 Why?
00:38:40.280 There's no answer of why.
00:38:42.540 Why Egypt and other Arab countries are unwilling to take in refugees.
00:38:46.000 This is from October 18th on City News.
00:38:50.180 It's a Canadian outlet.
00:38:52.720 Palestinians wait to blah, blah, blah.
00:38:57.040 The two countries which flank Israel on opposite sides share borders with Gaza and the occupied West Bank, blah, blah, blah.
00:39:03.660 Egyptian.
00:39:04.880 Their refusal is rooted in fear that Israel wants to force a permanent expulsion of Palestinians into their countries and nullify Palestinian demands for statehood.
00:39:14.280 So it's exactly what I just said.
00:39:17.180 That is the argument.
00:39:18.580 We're not taking them because that's not the Jews land.
00:39:22.720 So there's no humanitarianism going on with Jordan or with Egypt or with Syria where they're saying let's take these people in and make them feel safe here.
00:39:37.220 Although Jordan apparently is that is 90 percent Palestinian.
00:39:41.140 Jordan is Jordan 90 percent Palestinian.
00:39:49.940 Jordan is 70 percent Palestinian by ethnicity.
00:39:55.100 It occupies 75 percent of the original British mandate of Palestine.
00:40:03.920 75 percent, guys.
00:40:06.780 There.
00:40:08.600 It is.
00:40:09.460 Read them and weep.
00:40:12.220 It's.
00:40:14.320 Wild, isn't it?
00:40:15.180 So now that even though there's 75 percent Palestinian ethnically, they still won't take the Palestinians who are under the Jewish rule as kind of, you know, the martyr thing.
00:40:24.640 It's about the martyr.
00:40:26.300 The other richer Arab countries want to use the Palestinians as martyrs to try and get that land back, to try and push the Jews out, to try and make their life harder.
00:40:35.560 They don't want to just make the Palestinians lives easier and say, you know what, come here and we'll make give you a good life.
00:40:41.340 Well, you know, how much money does the Egyptian government give to refugees like Canada does when we're putting up refugees in hotels and putting them up in, you know, paying for all their meals and for their education, you know, assimilation, educate all this stuff.
00:41:02.340 Is Egypt paying for any of this stuff?
00:41:06.200 OK.
00:41:06.700 And by the way, Egypt.
00:41:08.480 Perfect example.
00:41:10.480 Egyptians.
00:41:12.200 Like Egyptian is a race.
00:41:14.340 Egyptian versus Arabic.
00:41:19.080 So languages of Egypt.
00:41:22.340 The official language of Egypt is Arabic.
00:41:24.600 And most Egyptians speak one of several vernacular dialects of the language as the case in other Arab countries.
00:41:30.600 When did Egypt become Arab?
00:41:33.000 641.
00:41:38.480 641.
00:41:40.240 After Jesus.
00:41:41.620 641 years after Jesus.
00:41:45.900 After the fall of Rome, Egypt became part of the Byzantine Empire, which was the eastern part of Rome, which because Rome broke off into two.
00:41:55.840 The east and the west.
00:41:57.100 And then the west was like, fuck you guys.
00:41:58.500 And the east was like, yo, let's fucking do this.
00:42:00.460 And then Justinian made the country good again and invaded a whole bunch of places and kind of kept the, you know, the Roman traditions alive.
00:42:10.580 Otherwise, they would have just died off.
00:42:12.140 And then eventually the Ottoman Arabs came in and took all that shit over.
00:42:16.920 But this is my point that my point is that is Egypt a settler colonial country because the Romans went there and colonized it in.
00:42:26.300 And, you know, 2000 B.C.
00:42:29.740 Does that mean that Egypt is a settler colonial?
00:42:32.200 Are we doing ancestry dot CAs on every Egyptian to make sure there's no Roman lineage?
00:42:38.160 Like you can't just, oh, settler colonial.
00:42:41.500 Everything's fucking settler colonialism is what I'm trying to say.
00:42:47.460 But that's a good question.
00:42:49.460 When did Rome colonize Egypt?
00:42:55.500 30 B.C.
00:42:59.240 Rome's rule over Egypt officially began with the arrival of Octavian, later called Augustus, in 30 B.C.
00:43:05.660 following his defeat of Mark Antony and Cleopatra.
00:43:08.860 People have been fighting over land in these areas for thousands of years.
00:43:15.540 OK, the natives who were here before in Canada and with this whole settler colonial thing,
00:43:20.700 which I think that settler colonialism and this whole woke ideology is actually kind of racist to natives,
00:43:26.200 because it's basically saying that all natives are just natives.
00:43:29.660 You're indigenous to the land.
00:43:31.280 They're all indigenous to the land.
00:43:32.560 That's not true.
00:43:34.000 Some were indigenous to upper Canada.
00:43:36.940 Some were indigenous to lower Canada.
00:43:39.300 Some were indigenous to, you know, the hills of Montana.
00:43:43.960 They didn't also go to fucking New York.
00:43:46.980 Like, OK, they had their own empires and little, you know, that's me being a settler colonialist.
00:43:56.260 The natives had their little, they had their little, you know, little societies.
00:44:01.080 But they did.
00:44:02.000 They had their fucking different religions and different teepees and they fucking fought each other.
00:44:08.260 And we don't even know how much they fucking fought each other for how many thousands of years,
00:44:12.480 because a lot of that shit is not even recorded history, because they didn't really have that.
00:44:19.860 They didn't.
00:44:21.400 The aboriginals, some of them in South America, they didn't have writing, some of them.
00:44:29.200 They used like, they used string to tell stories.
00:44:33.100 That was their language, like a little string.
00:44:35.320 And I'm supposed to feel bad about, oh, we took their land.
00:44:40.440 They were making, you know, they wrote their history on a piece of fucking string.
00:44:45.180 I'm just saying here.
00:44:46.660 I'm posing, I'm fighting for a right to exist.
00:44:54.140 It's everybody's right to exist now.
00:44:55.700 It's not just Israel.
00:44:56.620 It's Canada's right to exist.
00:44:58.620 As Canada.
00:44:59.580 Called Canada.
00:45:00.820 Should we change the name because of fucking natives?
00:45:03.400 It's idiotic.
00:45:04.100 Like, what, here, let's ask this question.
00:45:09.560 What indigi, what indigenous people were at war with each other?
00:45:22.480 In the 18th century.
00:45:24.120 Now, this is already, we've already been here, but.
00:45:27.820 Iroquois living in the St. Lawrence Valley would travel as far as Carolina
00:45:32.020 to wage war against the nations they called the Flatheads.
00:45:36.980 A generic term that had included the Chickasaw, Choctaw, and Cherokee.
00:45:42.620 Okay, so I was wrong.
00:45:43.840 They did fucking travel to fight and murder and kill and take land.
00:45:49.480 That's what they did.
00:45:50.660 That's what humans do.
00:45:52.160 We all do it.
00:45:53.720 Okay?
00:45:54.300 That's why you buy a fucking house.
00:45:56.200 Because you want land.
00:45:58.160 That's why we have a housing crisis in Canada.
00:46:01.360 Even though this is the biggest goddamn country.
00:46:04.880 Geographically, I believe, in the world, second only to Russia.
00:46:07.260 But we have a housing crisis.
00:46:11.580 Like, what wars did indigenous people, oh, but they only want to talk about,
00:46:16.940 they don't, they're very, oh, in 1812 they did, oh, the, let's,
00:46:22.600 before European settlers arrived, what were natives doing?
00:46:32.180 Before the arrival of European explorers and traders,
00:46:36.700 indigenous people were organized into complex, self-governing nations
00:46:40.120 throughout what is now called North America.
00:46:42.460 In its early days, the relationship between European, okay,
00:46:46.400 self-governing nations that were at war with each other for land.
00:46:53.300 And then they would win and kill and rape the other native people.
00:46:57.280 And then what would they make them do?
00:46:59.120 They'd make them live in their land now.
00:47:01.880 That is my native land.
00:47:04.140 I know it was your native land.
00:47:05.240 Now it's mine.
00:47:06.660 The idea that people should not celebrate where they live
00:47:13.680 because the history of their countries involved violent takeovers and wars
00:47:19.420 and shit is low IQ retard shit, okay?
00:47:25.720 And it's university's fault because they stopped teaching just,
00:47:29.360 this is what happened.
00:47:30.220 Now it's, this is what happened.
00:47:32.900 How do we contextualize this?
00:47:36.160 How do we contextualize, you know, how bad it is for trans people in 1400s native?
00:47:44.160 Shut the fuck up.
00:47:45.460 Sincerely, I want to know the list of native wars, warfare in pre-Columbian North America.
00:47:59.520 Here, this is from the Government of Canada website, by the way.
00:48:01.960 The European explorers who discovered the Americas in the 15th century came to a land already inhabited by a diverse and substantial indigenous population.
00:48:14.540 Diverse.
00:48:15.180 They were diverse.
00:48:16.960 The natives were diverse because they were all fucking different and they all hated each other.
00:48:20.540 According to the Aboriginal creation stories, their ancestors had lived here forever.
00:48:25.480 Of course, that's what, that's what woke culture does.
00:48:30.540 We always believe, let's believe the ancestral stories of the natives.
00:48:35.480 Let's believe Hamas.
00:48:37.100 Let's believe like, you know, Syrian girl on Twitter or who's that Danish doctor on Twitter, by the way.
00:48:43.940 That absolute cunt.
00:48:46.720 I don't know who she is, but she loves Arab cock.
00:48:51.420 I'm sure of it.
00:48:52.400 The only reason she's doing this is because she fucks an Arab.
00:48:55.360 I'm guaranteeing you this.
00:48:57.500 And she, you know, she's the type of white that from Europe that she like wants to wear a hijab in some fucked up kind of, you know, anti-establishment statement.
00:49:11.080 And I get that.
00:49:12.460 I get that, you know, in the nineties, it was, you know, heavy metal and, and punk bands.
00:49:18.080 And now it's wearing a hijab, but she, she's annoying.
00:49:22.560 She's dumb.
00:49:23.580 She spreads false information.
00:49:24.960 Like there was a little tweet about, oh, Gal Gadot, who's the, you know, Israeli actress who plays Superwoman.
00:49:34.260 She had some screening in LA of whatever was going on with Hamas and shit.
00:49:41.620 And in that screening, there was fights outside.
00:49:45.140 There was fights breaking out outside.
00:49:46.660 And then this Muslim tweet that went around and it literally on the side of it says like Islamic news dot IR or some fucking foreign bullshit.
00:49:55.960 And it's like Gal Gadot's, you know, uh, screening empty seats, no celebrity.
00:50:02.680 And then they all share it.
00:50:03.920 And it's like, this is just fake.
00:50:05.720 I saw the same bitch sharing.
00:50:07.860 Here's a letter written by an Israeli woman about how thankful she was about how her daughter was treated as while she was a hostage.
00:50:16.480 Yeah, okay.
00:50:18.640 Yeah, there's a Jew writing a letter thanking Hamas.
00:50:21.900 Shut the fuck up.
00:50:24.100 Okay.
00:50:24.880 It's all propaganda.
00:50:26.260 It's all fake.
00:50:26.780 And all those people are sharing this shit and acting like they're high and mighty and that they're better than everybody else.
00:50:35.220 They're not.
00:50:35.780 You live in a fucking, everybody's settler colonial.
00:50:38.360 You know, oh, that woman lives in Denmark.
00:50:40.320 Well, who let's go look at the history, history of Denmark.
00:50:47.180 Was it always Denmark?
00:50:52.180 Denmark wasn't always as small as it is today.
00:50:54.980 Southern Sweden belonged to Denmark.
00:50:56.620 Oh, so Denmark actually was the colonialist.
00:50:59.300 That's why the Muslim she loves Muslim colonialism.
00:51:01.940 She likes Muslim colonialism specifically, which is when they just come here and peacefully until Israel goes to war and then they get angry.
00:51:11.180 Southern Sweden belonged to Denmark and Norway.
00:51:13.640 Being in a union with Denmark for 400 years also made it a combined significant larger territory.
00:51:19.760 The first recorded use of the word Denmark within Denmark itself is found on the two gelling stones,
00:51:25.740 which are rune stones believed to be erected by Gorm of the Old and Harald Bluetooth 965 A.D.
00:51:37.540 The Vikings originated from the area that became modern day Denmark.
00:51:45.140 So the Vikings.
00:51:45.840 So she's a Viking.
00:51:47.220 Her book, you know, that was that doctor woman on Twitter who fuck knows her name.
00:51:51.680 Of course, she loves raping and pillaging.
00:51:56.860 That's this is like in her blood.
00:52:00.760 So, again, we're going to get out of here in a moment, but I want to read you this from the Canadian Canada dot C.A.
00:52:09.540 Warfare in pre-Columbia North America.
00:52:11.500 OK, the indigenous peoples in this land were divided into a number of nations which ethnologists.
00:52:21.360 Racists classify on the basis of cultural and linguistic characteristics in the east from the Atlantic coast to the Great Lakes area.
00:52:29.540 The Algonquin and Iroquoan people mingled and divided the available resources in the subarctic boreal forests in northeastern dissidious woodland.
00:52:40.200 They did.
00:52:40.460 OK, so you're telling me they didn't.
00:52:43.920 And they have a picture of a Mohawk warrior from Ty and Din Naga.
00:52:49.020 Night 1813.
00:52:49.780 I'm talking about like in 500 B.C.
00:52:54.540 You're telling me they weren't fighting?
00:52:57.400 Northern Plains, the Assiniboine and the Blackfoot lived in a nomadic pedestrian existence.
00:53:01.800 They survived mainly by hunting.
00:53:03.340 But I mean, OK, they hunted bison and then we came here and we made roads.
00:53:07.000 I'm not going to feel bad about that shit.
00:53:09.160 I'm sorry.
00:53:09.720 It's history.
00:53:10.820 It's what happened.
00:53:11.860 And I'm sick of contextualizing it in the context of the diaspora of the marginalization of go fuck yourself.
00:53:20.400 OK.
00:53:21.960 Go to a Starbucks and order a fucking caramel macchiato.
00:53:26.200 And shut the fuck up.
00:53:28.160 Remember that saying?
00:53:29.380 Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
00:53:32.740 And that should be Western society's new catchphrase.
00:53:36.080 We need to bring it back.
00:53:37.960 You're mad about Israel.
00:53:38.960 You're mad about Palestine.
00:53:39.880 You don't want to support Coca-Cola.
00:53:41.980 You don't want to support McDonald's.
00:53:43.380 You don't want to support Starbucks because you think that all those companies are evil and support Israel.
00:53:48.440 So.
00:53:50.920 What's what's your what's your store here?
00:53:53.820 Let's find what.
00:53:56.560 Are what coffee doesn't support Israel?
00:54:07.600 Is Starbucks support Israel?
00:54:09.880 Oh, Starbucks.
00:54:13.380 Oh, here we go.
00:54:15.780 This is from Starbucks dot com, by the way.
00:54:19.400 Does support rumors that Starbucks or Howard provides, which I guess is the bigger company, financial support to the Israeli government and or the Israeli army army are unequivocally false.
00:54:32.260 Starbucks is a publicly held company and as such is required to disclose any corporate giving.
00:54:36.880 So that was fake.
00:54:38.160 Does Tim Hortons support Israel?
00:54:40.580 Tim Hortons, a globally recognized coffee and donut chain, has found itself emboldened in a controversy due to his support for the IDF.
00:54:46.540 Oh, so can't go to can't go to Timmy's.
00:54:49.340 If you're Muslim now, can't go to Timmy.
00:54:51.620 I mean, work there because most of them are Muslim, but or Indian.
00:54:55.400 And what drink can I have that doesn't support Israel?
00:55:06.340 It's on TikTok.
00:55:10.040 What all the fizzy drinks that don't look at all these fucking boycott.
00:55:14.620 By the way, TikTok is the most like anti-Israel, whatever you want to call it, you know, Starbucks pro-Palestinians yelling at Starbucks employees.
00:55:26.880 Imagine yelling at a Starbucks employee who's a minimum wage worker about a global military conflict and then feeling like you're doing something right.
00:55:37.740 You're an idiot.
00:55:39.080 So I guess this is you can't have a Coca-Cola and a smile and shut the fuck up.
00:55:42.660 You can't have a Starbucks and a macchiato and shut the fuck up.
00:55:45.480 I don't know what you can have.
00:55:46.960 Go have a fucking baklava from a goddamn shawarma place in Canada or the US or in Europe or whatever country that you live in.
00:55:54.600 God bless you.
00:55:55.840 Australia.
00:55:56.880 Go eat something in peace.
00:55:59.940 Sit on your balcony.
00:56:00.740 Sit on your thing.
00:56:01.520 Look out the window.
00:56:02.960 These countries are peaceful for the most part.
00:56:04.700 The West.
00:56:05.120 We did a lot.
00:56:05.680 We, you know, thank the whites for doing the majority of the rape and murders way back then so that you could come here.
00:56:12.660 And go to a fucking Raptors game.
00:56:14.960 Okay.
00:56:16.480 I love you guys.
00:56:17.700 Thank you so much for listening to me completely go off and just rant.
00:56:20.940 And it felt really good to just kind of rant and, and give my opinion.
00:56:25.300 And I'm sure some people, a lot of people disagree with me and different for different reasons.
00:56:30.100 And, you know, maybe they don't, you know, I had a woman, you're not funny anymore.
00:56:33.940 Cause you, well, I said the same shit about COVID.
00:56:37.680 Like I said the same shit about, um, pretty much every issue that's happened over the last three years.
00:56:43.220 And I'm going to stick to my guns.
00:56:44.260 I'm going to do what I know best, which is talking shit and pissing people off, making people laugh and giving people a bit of, it's cathartic.
00:56:53.600 I hope you listened to this podcast and went, that was cathartic.
00:56:57.200 Thank you for listening to the bank of show.
00:56:59.820 And we will be back next week.
00:57:02.740 Good night.
00:57:03.300 Good night.