Bankas Podcast - Deradicalized with Armin Arbabi ｜ The Bankas Show

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00:01:31.960 Before we get into the show, today's guest is Armin Arbabi,

00:01:36.260 who you may know as one of my opening acts,

00:01:39.620 who's been opening for me all 2023 across the country.

00:01:43.140 He's come with me to Halifax, to Newfoundland.

00:01:46.860 He's come with me all the way to Victoria, B.C., to Vancouver, to Calgary.

00:01:52.480 He's been everywhere.

00:01:54.020 So it is your chance to check out our conversation right now here on The Bankist Show,

00:01:59.120 talking about a bit of my de-radicalization process from the Zionists,

00:02:06.160 a little bit of what's going on in Canadian comedy,

00:02:10.340 comedy, and just two guys hanging out, having conversations,

00:02:16.180 making fun of each other, making fun of everything,

00:02:19.140 and that is what I think comedy is all about.

00:02:21.640 Armin has come a long way this year.

00:02:24.040 He started this year as my opening act.

00:02:27.040 I was dragging him to Yuck Yuck shows.

00:02:28.960 He was not assigned Yuck Yuck's rostered comedian,

00:02:32.900 which is how they do it.

00:02:34.080 Basically, in the States, they call it getting passed.

00:02:36.940 Here it's called getting signed,

00:02:38.700 and it's essentially an exclusivity agreement that you sign

00:02:42.140 when you get good enough that the owner of Yuck Yuck's, Mark Breslin,

00:02:46.860 sees your comedy and goes,

00:02:48.080 okay, we're going to sign this guy.

00:02:49.520 He can do our clubs.

00:02:51.240 So now Armin has been technically,

00:02:54.320 he's been a professional comedian since I started paying him,

00:02:57.840 but now he is a legitimate professional comedian in Canada,

00:03:01.640 working with Yuck Yuck's, touring around the country,

00:03:04.560 and you guys got to go follow him, support him as well if you support me,

00:03:09.700 at ArminRbobs, A-R-M-I-N-A-R-B-O-B-Z.

00:03:14.560 If you want to follow him on Instagram or Z, if you're in the States,

00:03:18.880 and yeah, he's one of my best friends.

00:03:24.300 He's fucking hilarious, and you're going to love it.

00:03:26.520 We just went to Oshawa, Yuck Yuck's.

00:03:28.260 We talk about this, the rest of the podcast was filmed right before that show,

00:03:34.040 but he has been nothing but a treat to work with.

00:03:40.780 He loves learning, getting funnier all the time,

00:03:44.220 and you guys are going to love it.

00:03:46.720 But we just went to Yuck Yuck's Oshawa.

00:03:48.600 Amazing show, sold out.

00:03:51.480 Everybody wanted to take a picture with both of us.

00:03:53.700 Everybody wanted to hang out and smoke with us and buy T-shirts.

00:04:00.220 It was really a special experience.

00:04:02.760 Oshawa has always been great to me,

00:04:05.260 even though, like you'll find out later in this episode,

00:04:07.840 some of the death threats that I've been getting from people

00:04:10.500 who probably don't live in Oshawa,

00:04:12.000 probably live in the UK or maybe Saudi Arabia or God knows where.

00:04:16.680 Some of the Tate people that were pissed off,

00:04:19.560 we kind of show some of the messages that they sent me in this podcast episode.

00:04:26.340 So stay tuned.

00:04:28.240 You're going to love it.

00:04:29.300 And enjoy the rest of the show, guys.

00:04:31.820 Thank you.

00:04:34.880 Hello, it is me, Andrew Fat.

00:04:37.200 Welcome to the real world.

00:04:38.300 We thought we'd do a shirtless episode in honor of Tate's speech,

00:04:47.300 our sister podcast run by a human trafficker.

00:04:52.680 And his brother who looks like a...

00:04:55.580 Who goes to Turkey multiple times a year to get his hair transplanted.

00:05:00.700 That's the real reason they're pissed they can't leave Romania.

00:05:03.540 They're like, how are we going to...

00:05:05.080 Yeah, he's going to just start going bald.

00:05:07.540 That's why they're both pro-Palestine,

00:05:10.060 because they want to get let back into Turkey.

00:05:11.880 Yeah, that's what it is.

00:05:14.340 They know if Israel takes over Palestine,

00:05:16.140 they'll come after Turkey,

00:05:17.260 and then all the Jews will have no weakness,

00:05:19.440 they'll have hair.

00:05:20.240 I might just have food on my face at this point.

00:05:22.980 You got food in a lot of places.

00:05:26.200 Yeah, morbidly obese.

00:05:27.620 I am working with a trainer right now.

00:05:29.460 He is Israeli.

00:05:32.400 So we're basically...

00:05:34.180 It's like a genocide boot camp.

00:05:37.540 He just goes,

00:05:42.040 there's a Palestinian to the left,

00:05:43.040 a Palestinian to the right.

00:05:43.960 And I just chuck 35-pound balls.

00:05:48.320 I think it's supposed to be like throwing like a...

00:05:50.300 Like a child?

00:05:51.520 Yeah.

00:05:52.880 Something like that.

00:05:55.260 No, I am...

00:05:57.000 I've been radicalized by the Zionists.

00:05:59.540 I've been radicalized by the Zionists,

00:06:01.340 and I need to de-radicalize somehow.

00:06:05.080 So what I've been doing is I've been going to synagogue.

00:06:10.360 I've been reading the Torah.

00:06:12.680 It's not the...

00:06:13.460 I tell you what,

00:06:14.560 it's not making me anymore.

00:06:18.600 That's the thing.

00:06:19.360 People don't like...

00:06:19.840 Like at every Jewish religious thing,

00:06:24.360 like it's just a guy going,

00:06:25.720 Israel,

00:06:27.940 and then we will return to the land.

00:06:29.720 We'll return to the land.

00:06:31.380 Like it kind of actually is just that.

00:06:34.200 Which isn't, you know...

00:06:36.740 It's not every religion.

00:06:37.900 It's just the guy.

00:06:39.900 We're going to return to the land.

00:06:41.500 We're going to come back.

00:06:42.820 Yeah, it is just a guy saying that.

00:06:47.380 But it's different from like Christianity,

00:06:49.400 where they're like,

00:06:49.960 Jesus, this, that.

00:06:51.220 Like the Jewish thing is always like,

00:06:53.460 it'll be like,

00:06:54.140 do everything good in your life.

00:06:56.380 Also, Israel is our land.

00:06:58.320 We have the kings of Israel.

00:06:59.740 It's actually like in the fucking religious text.

00:07:03.100 That's why I think they're like,

00:07:05.180 oh, anti-Zionism is anti-Semitism.

00:07:07.960 And people who don't know anything about the religion

00:07:11.020 are like,

00:07:11.540 yeah, that makes sense.

00:07:13.840 Because, you know,

00:07:15.080 if you're anti-Christian,

00:07:16.120 it doesn't mean you're anti-Canadian

00:07:17.500 because we're Christian or something like that.

00:07:19.140 I think that's the logic.

00:07:21.120 But they don't realize how attached Jews are to the land.

00:07:27.000 They love land.

00:07:28.040 Why do you think some of these Jews are real estate agents?

00:07:31.280 They love land.

00:07:32.040 They love taking land from somebody else.

00:07:34.520 Give it to you.

00:07:36.080 For profit.

00:07:39.320 No, I have to piss off Jews now

00:07:40.900 because

00:07:41.400 because they won't kill you.

00:07:44.360 Yeah.

00:07:44.920 It's safer to piss off Jews.

00:07:46.460 Way safer.

00:07:47.200 You don't get a death threat.

00:07:48.520 You get like a civil suit.

00:07:50.060 You get like a lawsuit.

00:07:51.340 You get like,

00:07:52.540 I'm not going to give you my money.

00:07:55.320 That's really what it is,

00:07:56.600 is we won't spend money.

00:07:57.860 It's your thing.

00:07:58.380 Whereas like Muslims are like,

00:08:00.260 we're going to literally cut your head off.

00:08:02.900 Yeah.

00:08:03.260 I'm a little concerned with some of the threats

00:08:05.700 coming from the Muslim community.

00:08:07.160 I'm concerned.

00:08:08.820 You're concerned?

00:08:09.760 I'm in the,

00:08:10.640 I'm starting these telegram tests.

00:08:11.880 It's not sending out locations.

00:08:15.220 I'm just sending the dates that I'm on.

00:08:16.740 I'm like,

00:08:17.020 I actually don't come to this one.

00:08:18.420 Well,

00:08:18.600 that's the funny part is it's like,

00:08:20.220 what are you worried about?

00:08:20.960 It's like,

00:08:21.220 oh,

00:08:21.340 my job is to be at a public place

00:08:23.500 on a certain date and time.

00:08:25.040 And you have all,

00:08:26.000 like it's all revolves around

00:08:27.420 promoting that date and time,

00:08:29.200 which is obviously why we have,

00:08:30.620 I mean,

00:08:30.800 December 7th is like the anniversary of

00:08:33.260 9-11,

00:08:34.500 October 7th,

00:08:35.660 October 7th.

00:08:36.760 Yeah.

00:08:37.420 Three month anniversary.

00:08:38.800 Yeah,

00:08:39.020 dude,

00:08:39.340 you're going to come to Oshawa Yucks.

00:08:41.080 Oshawa Yucks.

00:08:41.940 Oshawa Yucks.

00:08:43.460 A fucked up place to do a terrorist attack.

00:08:46.360 It would be so easy.

00:08:48.260 So fucked up.

00:08:49.340 I,

00:08:49.560 yeah,

00:08:49.700 no,

00:08:50.000 there's no security.

00:08:51.120 It's just,

00:08:51.480 you got a boy and fight.

00:08:53.120 Like,

00:08:54.600 yo,

00:08:54.780 this is going to come with AKs.

00:08:56.160 Those guys are going to dip,

00:08:57.180 bro.

00:08:57.400 They're not going to die for us.

00:09:01.500 Like,

00:09:02.040 fuck your thousand bucks,

00:09:03.460 bro.

00:09:03.940 Suck your mom.

00:09:05.360 We're going to die.

00:09:05.920 Don't hurt me.

00:09:07.600 What the,

00:09:08.260 what is that?

00:09:08.980 Is that Muslim?

00:09:10.080 Yeah.

00:09:10.820 Look at you,

00:09:11.480 Muslim.

00:09:11.900 I like to pray to the frog.

00:09:17.100 Yeah,

00:09:17.540 dude,

00:09:17.840 we're going to die.

00:09:19.000 It's all right.

00:09:19.740 I'm dying for like 250 bucks.

00:09:21.800 I feel like they're going to hear the people laughing

00:09:23.760 and be like,

00:09:24.220 because they're going to get even more mad.

00:09:26.540 It's all white people laughing at you going,

00:09:28.440 a BB boo boo boo boo with a scarf,

00:09:31.200 terrorist scarf.

00:09:32.300 It's not your land.

00:09:33.380 It's not your land.

00:09:35.460 Hundreds of white people are cheering and saying your name.

00:09:39.400 No,

00:09:39.800 they're going to walk in and be like,

00:09:40.980 yeah,

00:09:41.060 that was great.

00:09:41.780 What a show.

00:09:43.280 No,

00:09:43.680 they're going to walk in.

00:09:44.440 I'm going to be doing an impression of a Jew.

00:09:46.040 I'm going to be like,

00:09:46.420 Epstein was okay.

00:09:48.900 You're going to die.

00:09:49.600 No,

00:09:51.380 I don't think you're going to die,

00:09:52.480 but if anyone was going to,

00:09:53.780 it would be you.

00:09:57.000 You're the guy,

00:09:58.140 dude.

00:09:58.340 There's no one doing what you're doing right now.

00:10:00.600 I don't like this.

00:10:01.640 No,

00:10:01.920 I'm not saying people don't like it.

00:10:03.800 Well,

00:10:03.900 the people don't like this.

00:10:07.300 They would come through.

00:10:08.540 If they were going to come for anyone,

00:10:09.980 who else would they come?

00:10:11.540 It's all silly and goofy.

00:10:13.660 I don't think anybody's actually mad.

00:10:15.380 I think your average person is.

00:10:18.060 Can you read some of the death threats?

00:10:20.600 One of them was like,

00:10:21.580 I'm going to burn your child.

00:10:25.600 Yeah,

00:10:26.020 I don't know where that one is.

00:10:27.480 Some of those are,

00:10:28.100 you sent them,

00:10:28.780 I have them.

00:10:29.740 You send them to me all the time.

00:10:30.980 Someone recently said,

00:10:32.100 where is your mom?

00:10:33.100 And I said,

00:10:33.580 a boo-boo,

00:10:34.040 a boo-boo,

00:10:34.560 a boo-boo,

00:10:35.040 a la-la-la-la-la.

00:10:37.120 Yeah,

00:10:37.540 see,

00:10:37.840 if I was that guy,

00:10:38.760 I'd want to kill you.

00:10:41.540 You scum,

00:10:47.040 why are you mocking

00:10:47.820 Palestinian children?

00:10:49.540 I'm coming to your show

00:10:50.780 on the 7th

00:10:51.460 to kick your head in.

00:10:53.740 Yeah,

00:10:54.180 that's scary.

00:10:56.700 Who would send a text like that

00:10:59.240 and then show up?

00:11:00.540 The whole thing is,

00:11:01.440 it's about fear.

00:11:02.340 It's about,

00:11:03.100 oh,

00:11:03.340 I'm going to scare you into,

00:11:04.820 what's scarier than a guy,

00:11:06.720 but what's scarier than a guy

00:11:07.820 actively kicking your head in?

00:11:11.540 I mean,

00:11:12.460 on paper.

00:11:15.860 On paper.

00:11:17.380 It's a little scary,

00:11:18.380 but then you have to,

00:11:19.540 this guy's,

00:11:20.540 he's got to get past the crowd,

00:11:22.440 he's going to get to you.

00:11:23.780 Yeah,

00:11:24.200 and then he's like,

00:11:25.960 he's never played hockey.

00:11:28.180 These people don't play hockey,

00:11:29.440 they don't play sports.

00:11:31.160 Yeah,

00:11:31.400 they do.

00:11:32.320 What?

00:11:32.920 They dodge minefields,

00:11:34.040 they go left,

00:11:34.540 right,

00:11:34.900 juke.

00:11:36.940 Okay,

00:11:37.460 well,

00:11:38.260 somebody called me a terrorist.

00:11:39.420 It's the original.

00:11:43.420 I kind of like that.

00:11:44.740 That's a good one.

00:11:46.880 How dare you say something about Tate Brothers?

00:11:49.580 Just keep shut,

00:11:50.640 ugly bitch.

00:11:51.740 Okay,

00:11:52.040 that one's really autistic.

00:11:54.540 How dare you talk about the Tate Brothers?

00:11:57.460 You're fucking bitch.

00:11:58.460 Go fuck yourself,

00:11:59.400 you dickhead.

00:12:00.380 No one likes you.

00:12:01.580 Get that into your fat skull.

00:12:03.700 You are not funny,

00:12:04.520 and your jokes are shit.

00:12:05.620 That's definitely a comic.

00:12:14.560 No,

00:12:15.200 it's by,

00:12:16.200 yeah,

00:12:16.820 who's it by?

00:12:19.540 Mahomed Yusuf.

00:12:21.620 Muhammad spelled M-A-H-O-M-E-D.

00:12:26.440 Mahomed.

00:12:29.880 Sorry,

00:12:30.500 Mahomed.

00:12:30.800 I hope you find happiness

00:12:38.540 and the time to think of things

00:12:40.280 that are actually funny.

00:12:41.540 That's kind of a nice one.

00:12:43.640 Yeah,

00:12:43.840 that's like a passive aggressive.

00:12:44.940 That's like what a Jewish person

00:12:46.160 would say to you.

00:12:48.420 Okay,

00:12:48.900 here,

00:12:49.120 this person said,

00:12:49.820 hey,

00:12:50.080 stupid Zionist,

00:12:51.840 with no T,

00:12:53.180 if there's still small penis

00:12:55.060 in your pant,

00:12:56.860 you're spelled Y-O-R,

00:12:58.500 let's fight like a man.

00:13:02.040 I don't get that one.

00:13:03.800 Is that a scary one?

00:13:05.120 That's like definitely something

00:13:06.220 that was put in Google Translate

00:13:07.720 and sent to you.

00:13:10.160 Oh,

00:13:10.580 this one's bad.

00:13:11.420 You're dead.

00:13:12.480 We're going to welcome you

00:13:13.540 in Oshawa 7.

00:13:15.620 Space,

00:13:16.320 exclamation mark.

00:13:17.520 Mark my words.

00:13:20.560 Come on,

00:13:21.240 man.

00:13:21.580 Are you worried about this?

00:13:23.460 Yeah.

00:13:24.960 Okay.

00:13:25.920 That's some broken English,

00:13:27.160 bros.

00:13:27.380 Some of these people

00:13:28.000 seem like unhinged.

00:13:29.960 The people who have better English

00:13:31.460 don't threaten you,

00:13:32.380 though,

00:13:32.580 because they don't,

00:13:33.640 I think those,

00:13:34.300 the people,

00:13:34.860 if the people,

00:13:35.880 the threats are from people

00:13:37.180 who live in like,

00:13:38.960 not this country,

00:13:39.900 so they have no like fear

00:13:41.360 of,

00:13:42.620 you know,

00:13:42.840 being arrested in Egypt

00:13:44.480 or wherever

00:13:45.280 fucked up place they're from.

00:13:47.700 Right?

00:13:48.340 How would they see this in Egypt?

00:13:51.660 Because Tate.

00:13:54.240 The reason these people hate me

00:13:55.660 is because of Tate.

00:13:57.380 Oh.

00:13:58.400 Yeah.

00:13:59.500 They didn't know who I was

00:14:00.780 until then they were like,

00:14:02.000 why did you want to say

00:14:03.420 that thing about a Palestinian?

00:14:06.700 That's pretty much it.

00:14:07.780 Oh,

00:14:11.240 this one.

00:14:11.800 Hopefully your loved ones

00:14:13.020 will die in blood cancer

00:14:14.720 or burn.

00:14:15.300 look,

00:14:23.580 I want to say

00:14:25.160 to the Muslim community

00:14:26.180 right now,

00:14:28.800 if you're listening to this

00:14:30.260 and you're upset,

00:14:31.620 I want you to know one thing.

00:14:33.160 I'm not Jewish.

00:14:35.340 I'm actually not Jewish.

00:14:37.260 My father was Jewish,

00:14:38.880 but my mother was not.

00:14:41.100 So think maybe

00:14:41.600 I'm not Jewish?

00:14:46.760 Right?

00:14:48.160 I mean,

00:14:48.700 I guess.

00:14:50.140 What do you have to say about that?

00:14:51.700 I don't know, man.

00:14:52.640 Do you think I'm Jewish enough

00:14:53.880 to upset?

00:14:55.880 Your name is Benjamin.

00:14:57.580 Yeah,

00:14:58.060 I got to change that

00:14:58.760 in Uber Eats.

00:14:59.540 Your name is Benjamin Bankus.

00:15:02.920 Does that sound Jewish

00:15:04.060 if you didn't know?

00:15:05.240 Bankus doesn't necessarily

00:15:06.420 sound Jewish.

00:15:07.600 Bank?

00:15:08.540 Rosenstein.

00:15:09.860 But Bank could not be,

00:15:11.420 could be non-Jewish.

00:15:13.280 Oh,

00:15:13.460 Bank is pretty Jewish, dude.

00:15:14.920 If your last name is just Bank?

00:15:16.260 No,

00:15:16.500 it's white.

00:15:17.680 No,

00:15:18.260 but that's like Jew

00:15:18.960 that's hiding whites.

00:15:20.520 Hiding whites.

00:15:21.700 They escaped

00:15:22.620 and they were like,

00:15:23.220 I'm going to be just white now.

00:15:24.600 I don't think it is.

00:15:25.340 I think that,

00:15:26.200 I think it's an actual real name

00:15:29.080 that you can have.

00:15:31.080 Bank,

00:15:31.600 as like a German guy.

00:15:33.020 What do you mean a real name?

00:15:34.140 All names are real names.

00:15:35.400 Was Rosenstein not a real name?

00:15:37.080 They made that up?

00:15:38.600 I think so,

00:15:39.460 yeah.

00:15:39.600 You think they just were like,

00:15:40.780 well,

00:15:40.880 I think a lot of the Stein shit

00:15:43.100 came from,

00:15:43.620 because they used to be like

00:15:44.560 Rosensteinish Golovkis guys,

00:15:47.060 like some crazy shit

00:15:48.460 and they like abbreviated

00:15:49.660 a lot of them.

00:15:51.600 And then some people like,

00:15:52.900 just what?

00:15:53.740 That's not made up.

00:15:54.600 That's not fake.

00:15:55.160 No,

00:15:55.620 but I'm saying that

00:15:56.260 like the name,

00:15:57.100 last name Bank

00:15:58.060 is a real last name

00:15:59.120 that's not Jewish.

00:16:00.400 Like,

00:16:01.660 if your name,

00:16:02.220 like if your name is Joe Bank,

00:16:03.740 like nobody's like,

00:16:04.440 oh,

00:16:04.540 that's a Jew.

00:16:04.920 They have a Bankus.

00:16:06.660 Bankus.

00:16:07.340 If you hear it,

00:16:08.880 maybe.

00:16:09.900 If somebody went,

00:16:10.620 Bankus?

00:16:13.060 But if you,

00:16:14.120 right?

00:16:16.160 Maybe.

00:16:16.840 But it's not Bankstein.

00:16:19.500 Yeah,

00:16:19.900 you're not aggressively Jewish.

00:16:22.340 Look,

00:16:22.960 guys.

00:16:24.760 You're not Daniel Borden.

00:16:26.340 I am going to,

00:16:27.820 I'm going to do the Hajj.

00:16:30.580 I'm going to go to Mecca.

00:16:32.780 What's Mecca?

00:16:33.580 A science center?

00:16:34.080 Because that's where all the Muslims are.

00:16:38.120 It is funny that the Muslims love going to the science center,

00:16:41.860 but even though they don't.

00:16:43.640 They're trying to learn.

00:16:46.900 They should have a prayer room in the science center.

00:16:49.160 And yeah,

00:16:50.580 I think the Muslim people really took the,

00:16:53.380 you know,

00:16:55.440 attention away from the trans.

00:16:57.000 So maybe that's why the trans are very pro Palestine.

00:16:59.800 Cause they're just like,

00:17:00.800 thank you for nobody's.

00:17:02.640 Well,

00:17:02.760 they're scared.

00:17:04.080 The thing is,

00:17:05.140 there's more trans men competing in women's sports than women in burkas.

00:17:11.840 I think that's kind of,

00:17:13.320 nobody's looking at that.

00:17:15.140 Maybe in North America.

00:17:17.080 Really?

00:17:18.000 Yeah.

00:17:18.340 There's tons of fucking female athletes all over the world with it.

00:17:21.640 But like,

00:17:21.960 yeah,

00:17:22.120 I hear for sure.

00:17:23.600 But I'm saying like top five in the world.

00:17:26.440 It's,

00:17:26.980 it's a little harder wearing religious outfit.

00:17:30.720 When somebody else has aerodynamics.

00:17:32.840 I want to see Muslim women in hijabs versus trans men,

00:17:37.740 trans women.

00:17:38.260 So like swimming.

00:17:40.500 So like,

00:17:41.140 what,

00:17:41.320 what is,

00:17:41.880 what is,

00:17:42.220 what is a man became becoming women?

00:17:45.480 Once I had that.

00:17:46.440 When I first started comedy,

00:17:47.380 I had this joke about Muslim women in the pool at the public pool.

00:17:53.400 And I,

00:17:53.840 I was like,

00:17:54.280 Whoa,

00:17:54.540 shit.

00:17:54.780 What is that?

00:17:55.260 Loch Ness monster.

00:17:58.100 It's not great.

00:17:59.720 Such a bad joke.

00:18:01.820 Never worked,

00:18:02.700 but I always thought it was fun.

00:18:04.020 Yeah,

00:18:04.400 I can tell.

00:18:05.020 It makes no sense.

00:18:06.260 No.

00:18:06.440 Cause like you,

00:18:07.280 I guess if you explain it,

00:18:08.780 like she's under the water.

00:18:10.040 Yeah.

00:18:10.260 Like I know the visual of what you're saying,

00:18:12.260 but just like,

00:18:12.820 if you said that to an audience,

00:18:14.300 I know they'd be like,

00:18:15.680 yeah,

00:18:15.940 I get it.

00:18:16.400 Okay.

00:18:16.920 I was like two years old.

00:18:18.040 I threw a blanket in the pool.

00:18:20.240 Yeah.

00:18:20.600 Swimming in a burqa doesn't make sense.

00:18:22.480 Well,

00:18:22.640 this is okay.

00:18:23.220 This is,

00:18:23.620 well,

00:18:23.660 they do that because they're practicing my thing with waterboarding.

00:18:26.220 And you should be,

00:18:27.680 if Muslims were like cool about being made fun of in terms of like,

00:18:32.340 like then none of this would be happening.

00:18:33.840 I think because this is all about just like deep seated revenge and crazy shit.

00:18:40.260 Like this whole war is like revenge on revenge and revenge.

00:18:44.260 And we need a venge.

00:18:46.040 And yeah,

00:18:46.440 so why would you think they'd be cool with getting made fun of?

00:18:49.000 But that's what I'm saying is they need to.

00:18:51.860 Yeah.

00:18:52.020 But how are you?

00:18:52.780 But that's because everybody else gets made fun of.

00:18:54.960 Yeah.

00:18:55.360 But they don't like it either.

00:18:56.580 They just don't go crazy.

00:18:59.020 That's the difference.

00:19:00.060 But they also make fun of themselves.

00:19:02.620 Like,

00:19:03.080 yeah.

00:19:04.820 Italian people make fun of other Italian people.

00:19:07.440 Yeah.

00:19:07.540 But then there's also Italian people that would like slap you if you made fun of them for being Italian too.

00:19:12.500 Yeah.

00:19:13.040 But they're just not as many and they're not as crazy.

00:19:15.100 I just feel like they're not defending.

00:19:16.780 I feel like what the people who get the maddest are defending,

00:19:21.000 they know is like fucked up and indefensible,

00:19:23.380 which is why they get mad.

00:19:25.900 Right.

00:19:26.380 Because they're like,

00:19:26.980 I'm defending my right to,

00:19:30.800 you know,

00:19:31.640 like be outraged.

00:19:34.660 I don't even know.

00:19:35.560 It just seems like there's a different set of rules for the people who are protesting Palestine

00:19:44.580 than the people who protested for the Freedom Convoy.

00:19:48.000 The Freedom Convoy had one guy with a Nazi flag.

00:19:52.060 And that was reason to be like,

00:19:54.340 bring in the fucking armed forces,

00:19:56.040 like bring in blah,

00:19:57.600 blah,

00:19:57.640 blah.

00:19:57.880 Here you have a bunch of people with Nazi symbols,

00:20:01.480 not exact Nazi flags,

00:20:03.780 but Nazi symbols next to Jewish symbols.

00:20:07.280 And that is okay.

00:20:09.560 And the message that's sending is that it's okay to,

00:20:14.920 you know,

00:20:15.300 like what you're talking about.

00:20:16.920 I don't like that guy's comedy.

00:20:18.260 I should go and fucking blow his head off.

00:20:20.080 That's not right.

00:20:21.780 I don't think it's saying that,

00:20:22.980 but it definitely is saying.

00:20:25.600 Well,

00:20:26.040 it is because if that happened,

00:20:27.520 the news article would be like,

00:20:28.960 no,

00:20:29.220 the news article wouldn't be like,

00:20:30.780 oh,

00:20:30.920 he got killed because he said something crazy.

00:20:33.460 Yes,

00:20:33.480 it would.

00:20:33.940 No,

00:20:34.240 it wouldn't.

00:20:34.520 Yes,

00:20:34.680 it would.

00:20:35.160 No,

00:20:35.700 come on,

00:20:36.340 dude.

00:20:36.560 It wouldn't go that hard.

00:20:37.620 Dude,

00:20:37.900 it would literally,

00:20:38.800 a CBC article would be like,

00:20:40.940 pro-Israel Zionist comedian,

00:20:43.720 you know,

00:20:44.540 made fun of a burka and got,

00:20:47.620 you know,

00:20:48.320 it's a tragedy,

00:20:49.400 but it proves the limits of freedom of speech.

00:20:52.020 Like,

00:20:53.020 that's

00:20:53.700 the fucked up part.

00:20:57.100 Okay,

00:20:57.360 so then what?

00:20:57.980 So I guess you shouldn't die.

00:21:00.140 No,

00:21:00.700 because

00:21:01.140 there is,

00:21:03.240 there's freedom of speech.

00:21:05.240 It's not about

00:21:05.880 what I believe or,

00:21:07.680 you know,

00:21:07.920 I like all people

00:21:09.300 who act normal

00:21:10.380 and are rational people.

00:21:12.100 This whole idea that,

00:21:14.260 you know,

00:21:15.660 I can make fun of trans people

00:21:17.240 and people who are like,

00:21:18.080 oh,

00:21:18.300 I can make fun of Jews.

00:21:19.920 I can make fun of natives.

00:21:20.900 I can make fun of this,

00:21:22.380 that.

00:21:23.540 And then it comes to

00:21:24.900 making fun of Muslims

00:21:26.060 and it's like,

00:21:26.960 they don't want to get off the bus.

00:21:28.720 I don't want to be part of this anymore.

00:21:30.320 I don't like this.

00:21:31.020 This guy is a racist.

00:21:32.120 I never knew until he made it.

00:21:33.240 There's also a lot of brown guys

00:21:34.360 that are cool.

00:21:35.420 Yes.

00:21:35.860 I have tons of brown fans

00:21:36.820 that are like,

00:21:37.260 I have people named like,

00:21:39.100 like Hafiz

00:21:40.340 retweeting my shit.

00:21:42.840 So,

00:21:43.240 but I,

00:21:44.620 but I think that

00:21:45.200 that's important too.

00:21:46.560 That's important for brown dudes

00:21:47.880 who are normal

00:21:48.540 to kind of be like,

00:21:50.100 yo,

00:21:50.440 shut the fuck up

00:21:51.420 to all these crazy retards

00:21:52.840 and be like,

00:21:53.240 go get pussy.

00:21:54.100 They're also scared to die.

00:21:56.120 Who?

00:21:56.680 The brown guys.

00:21:57.640 Yeah.

00:21:57.820 Well,

00:21:57.960 that's what I'm saying

00:21:58.600 is that collect,

00:21:59.400 they can't kill everybody.

00:22:00.240 So collectively,

00:22:01.060 everybody needs to stand up

00:22:02.440 and be like,

00:22:02.920 shut the fuck up.

00:22:04.620 Go watch South Park.

00:22:06.140 Go fucking.

00:22:07.340 This isn't a colonial bullshit land.

00:22:09.960 Go fuck yourself.

00:22:11.360 This is the Leafs play here.

00:22:14.160 Like there has to be

00:22:15.040 some connection to

00:22:16.060 we have a country here,

00:22:18.220 you know,

00:22:18.520 guys like you're ruining it for me.

00:22:20.720 They're ruining it for people like you,

00:22:22.440 like who,

00:22:24.760 you know,

00:22:25.060 who are,

00:22:26.100 your name looks Muslim

00:22:27.400 and people don't know the difference

00:22:28.660 between Persian and fucking Arab.

00:22:30.680 And then they just think

00:22:31.780 this guy's definitely

00:22:32.900 on that level.

00:22:35.000 But when they find out you're not,

00:22:36.640 then it's like all of a sudden

00:22:38.000 every opportunity opens up

00:22:39.460 and that's what,

00:22:40.200 and these people just are like,

00:22:41.240 no,

00:22:41.480 it shouldn't be like that.

00:22:42.240 I should be able to be a jihadist Islamist

00:22:45.160 and still work at CIBC.

00:22:46.820 No.

00:22:47.880 Like what the fuck

00:22:49.200 is wrong with you people?

00:22:51.020 So it's up to you.

00:22:52.520 It's a,

00:22:52.900 the ball is in the court of the,

00:22:55.480 like semi normal to normal Muslims

00:23:00.800 to be like,

00:23:01.480 please just,

00:23:02.340 I like working at Pizza Pizza.

00:23:05.420 Yeah,

00:23:05.560 but they don't care.

00:23:06.440 I think that's what makes them normal

00:23:07.700 is that they just ignore it

00:23:08.700 like the rest of the people too.

00:23:10.100 Well,

00:23:10.280 if you're ignoring it though,

00:23:11.480 then I think that

00:23:12.460 like,

00:23:14.820 because I feel like

00:23:15.420 even with the whole Chinese thing,

00:23:16.920 there was no calls for like

00:23:18.600 dismantle China

00:23:20.400 and like,

00:23:21.400 you know,

00:23:22.300 you know,

00:23:23.780 Chinese people shouldn't have

00:23:25.020 a home country.

00:23:26.000 Like,

00:23:26.460 you know,

00:23:27.180 I'm just saying that

00:23:28.020 there's

00:23:30.020 a certain level,

00:23:31.680 like people always say,

00:23:32.640 oh,

00:23:32.780 Ben's a racist,

00:23:33.440 Ben's a racist.

00:23:33.920 This is like,

00:23:34.280 I never called for the,

00:23:35.380 not like,

00:23:35.900 you know,

00:23:36.320 anything close to what I'm seeing everybody do,

00:23:41.200 which is the crazy part about this,

00:23:42.900 right?

00:23:43.160 Like,

00:23:43.460 there's also not everybody.

00:23:44.500 You're also like getting fed,

00:23:46.140 like the most extreme of the extreme.

00:23:50.460 Like,

00:23:50.540 if you walk around Toronto,

00:23:51.780 there's not people like screaming,

00:23:53.780 chanting,

00:23:54.100 like all over the place.

00:23:55.820 There's not only once a week,

00:23:56.740 only once a week is a protest,

00:23:58.040 but even that,

00:23:59.640 like when Ukraine started,

00:24:01.240 like how many weeks of there,

00:24:03.600 were they at like young and blue?

00:24:05.360 And then there was never that many for Ukraine.

00:24:07.940 There was,

00:24:08.840 I remember it.

00:24:10.060 Yeah.

00:24:10.460 During the pandemic.

00:24:11.260 Yeah.

00:24:11.620 When Ukraine's first started popping up,

00:24:13.540 there was BLM.

00:24:14.240 There was a lot of BLM was more because more people like rally behind it.

00:24:18.840 Yeah.

00:24:19.620 Than Ukrainian.

00:24:20.760 Yeah,

00:24:21.080 basically.

00:24:21.660 Yeah.

00:24:22.080 Cause it was just the only,

00:24:23.240 the Ukrainian population was doing shit.

00:24:25.140 And then you like,

00:24:27.360 look,

00:24:27.640 I don't know who's right.

00:24:28.680 Who's wrong.

00:24:29.200 All I'm saying is that it is seemingly the Raptors need to win a championship.

00:24:34.240 It's the most heated topic in Toronto.

00:24:38.780 Specifically everywhere,

00:24:39.900 but everywhere.

00:24:41.140 But these,

00:24:41.980 you know,

00:24:42.240 then you have like real Toronto news posts exclusively about this,

00:24:46.100 pretty much about this issue.

00:24:47.360 Right.

00:24:48.180 Yeah.

00:24:48.340 Cause don't you think that that's putting it in people's heads too?

00:24:53.240 Yeah.

00:24:54.140 Cause that's where everybody gets all their shit pretty much.

00:24:56.800 Yeah.

00:24:56.980 If you're stupid.

00:24:59.560 Like,

00:25:00.060 come on.

00:25:00.520 The majority of people are stupid.

00:25:01.700 No,

00:25:01.840 that's not true.

00:25:02.360 The majority of people in Toronto are making our age.

00:25:04.920 Yeah.

00:25:05.160 But like in Ontario,

00:25:06.200 not people follow real Toronto news from like all across the country.

00:25:09.880 Yeah.

00:25:10.080 But these people are making like decent money.

00:25:11.860 If you're making like,

00:25:13.120 maybe if you're a trades worker,

00:25:14.720 no offense.

00:25:15.720 Yeah.

00:25:15.860 If you're like a guy that just like,

00:25:17.600 doesn't read the news and doesn't like that.

00:25:19.600 And you get the headline from real Toronto news.

00:25:21.540 Sure.

00:25:21.720 You get updated by that.

00:25:22.960 But like if you're somebody that makes like 80,

00:25:26.120 90 K in an office,

00:25:27.160 you're not getting your news from six bars and you're definitely not getting

00:25:29.620 your opinions off a headline.

00:25:34.000 You'd be surprised.

00:25:34.960 Every single place that I work in the corporate world.

00:25:38.460 I know that's Toronto,

00:25:39.280 but they're all like,

00:25:40.620 but you worked for some D gen industries,

00:25:43.200 bro.

00:25:43.460 Paper fucking copy,

00:25:45.360 fucking photocopiers,

00:25:46.580 photocopiers and commercial real estate.

00:25:49.900 Maybe you're right.

00:25:51.300 I don't know.

00:25:52.200 Look,

00:25:52.380 I just think that it's like,

00:25:53.640 yeah,

00:25:53.740 if you go to a show in Toronto and you say,

00:25:57.040 do you guys follow six buzz?

00:25:59.300 Like,

00:25:59.920 yeah,

00:26:00.180 everyone 90%.

00:26:01.180 Yeah.

00:26:01.640 Everyone falls.

00:26:02.280 Then if you say who falls real Toronto news,

00:26:03.940 that's now like 70% because real Toronto news has more hardcore.

00:26:09.320 Yeah.

00:26:10.040 The,

00:26:10.280 the,

00:26:10.400 what I'm saying video,

00:26:11.900 like you're,

00:26:12.760 you're,

00:26:13.040 you're the one saying like,

00:26:13.960 I'm worried somebody's going to do some move,

00:26:15.880 but I'm saying the reason is it.

00:26:18.540 Then you're also saying that,

00:26:19.940 Oh,

00:26:20.020 it's not that big of a deal.

00:26:21.100 It's like,

00:26:21.460 you can't have,

00:26:22.460 it is a big deal.

00:26:23.720 That's why you're afraid,

00:26:24.720 but not enough Muslims want to be like,

00:26:28.200 yo,

00:26:28.540 fucking chill the fuck out and have balls to say it.

00:26:32.360 So I'm afraid they're going to die.

00:26:33.640 Yeah.

00:26:33.980 Which is fucking gay.

00:26:35.220 Cause we live in Canada.

00:26:37.020 We have freedom of speech and people who are trying to take it away,

00:26:40.360 which is basically this whole Muslim movement of like,

00:26:43.160 they're taking away your freedom of speech out with fear,

00:26:46.360 not even censorship.

00:26:48.360 So it's not the government coming and saying,

00:26:50.780 I'm going to censor speech.

00:26:53.380 It's random citizen vigilantes.

00:26:56.020 But then if you censor them,

00:26:57.520 then they're going to make the argument of their speeches.

00:26:59.460 No,

00:26:59.580 you censor them and then they fucking forget about it and they move on and

00:27:02.820 they go do something else.

00:27:04.000 No,

00:27:04.220 they wouldn't.

00:27:04.840 Are you kidding?

00:27:06.040 If they're like protesting and barging in like student councils,

00:27:09.380 because they're teaching Holocaust,

00:27:10.600 if you like actually had the police say like,

00:27:13.360 Hey,

00:27:13.540 you can't have these signs.

00:27:14.860 You can't say this.

00:27:15.720 You can't have your wave,

00:27:17.380 your flags in the face of like a synagogue and shit like that and protest and

00:27:20.920 harass people.

00:27:22.000 Then they would try and make the argument.

00:27:23.900 No,

00:27:23.980 because then you just start arresting people who do it.

00:27:27.200 Yeah.

00:27:27.640 And then they would slowly go,

00:27:29.000 we can't do this.

00:27:29.760 And then they would either re and then that's a whole other issue.

00:27:32.940 But my,

00:27:33.360 my thing is that,

00:27:34.240 um,

00:27:36.080 that's,

00:27:36.520 that's what I'm saying is that it is a really big issue,

00:27:41.200 not just in Toronto,

00:27:42.000 but everywhere.

00:27:43.340 And the,

00:27:44.720 the way to deal with it is like,

00:27:46.360 people just want to be like,

00:27:47.260 let's just ignore it.

00:27:48.300 Like,

00:27:49.120 let's just be,

00:27:50.000 you know,

00:27:51.080 Oh,

00:27:51.460 I'm,

00:27:51.860 I'm,

00:27:52.140 I'm,

00:27:52.520 I'm impartial.

00:27:53.880 Like,

00:27:54.260 I don't know.

00:27:54.840 Like who's at fault here.

00:27:56.140 Like,

00:27:56.740 so what Jewish rallies are like organized by like senile 60 year old Jews,

00:28:01.320 boomers who are just like,

00:28:02.500 well,

00:28:02.760 it's a Monday.

00:28:03.700 Let's go in to parliament when it's in session.

00:28:06.640 And then we're going to,

00:28:07.800 uh,

00:28:08.100 you know,

00:28:08.580 have,

00:28:08.940 and then nobody,

00:28:09.860 like there's nobody there.

00:28:10.940 Like almost no Jews went to that.

00:28:12.760 And then it's like a failure.

00:28:14.160 Cause everybody's like,

00:28:14.860 look how few Jews went to this.

00:28:16.740 And then the news goes,

00:28:18.100 they're supporting the war.

00:28:19.920 And then people are just like angry at Jews.

00:28:22.100 And like,

00:28:22.380 all the news is like Jews want Israel and the Palestinians just want peace and

00:28:27.880 water and electricity.

00:28:29.480 It's just,

00:28:30.360 and it's,

00:28:31.520 you know,

00:28:32.360 you know,

00:28:32.880 it's easy to kind of just go,

00:28:34.580 um,

00:28:35.780 you know,

00:28:38.080 let's just forget about it and,

00:28:41.820 and move on.

00:28:42.720 But no,

00:28:45.460 what do you do?

00:28:47.880 You just say like,

00:28:49.220 Hey,

00:28:49.480 look,

00:28:49.800 this shit's wrong.

00:28:51.620 Like I,

00:28:52.420 like I thought COVID was wrong.

00:28:56.320 Okay.

00:28:56.620 That's what I felt in my heart.

00:28:57.720 I was like,

00:28:58.060 COVID is wrong there.

00:28:59.720 Um,

00:29:00.640 you know,

00:29:01.220 they want you to not go outside.

00:29:04.200 They want you to stay in your home.

00:29:05.780 Why don't you do all this shit?

00:29:07.760 Um,

00:29:08.520 it's wrong.

00:29:09.960 Right.

00:29:10.440 And I made fun of it because it's,

00:29:12.340 it was,

00:29:12.580 it was so stupid how they were trying to enforce all these laws and be like,

00:29:17.720 with the Chinese,

00:29:19.400 Teresa,

00:29:20.120 can't go outside.

00:29:21.860 Go stay inside.

00:29:23.220 that's where all that shit came from.

00:29:25.160 Cause of that.

00:29:26.080 Cause they fucking did that.

00:29:28.060 Right.

00:29:28.420 And then they hired a Chinese woman to be like,

00:29:30.360 Oh,

00:29:31.160 you got to stay in your town.

00:29:34.400 Right.

00:29:34.760 And then now you have the news basically saying like,

00:29:39.560 look,

00:29:39.920 the Palestinians have a point here,

00:29:42.160 you know?

00:29:43.480 Yeah.

00:29:43.880 But it's not like the government's going that way.

00:29:45.420 Like there's still mandating Holocaust education.

00:29:47.820 It's not like,

00:29:48.720 uh,

00:29:49.600 Trudeau's just coming.

00:29:50.700 Yeah,

00:29:50.760 but that's only one side of the government.

00:29:53.120 That's the other half doesn't want that.

00:29:55.720 And the other half,

00:29:56.820 that's not true.

00:29:57.300 There's no way NDP can come in and just say,

00:29:59.640 yeah,

00:29:59.740 we're not going to teach kids about Holocaust.

00:30:01.580 That's crazy.

00:30:03.260 They would want it,

00:30:04.480 but they couldn't pass that.

00:30:05.580 Well,

00:30:05.620 that's why that was a smart move in my opinion for Doug Ford,

00:30:09.300 because it's like,

00:30:10.160 yeah,

00:30:10.420 you can't come.

00:30:11.080 I thought it already was mandated to be fair.

00:30:13.380 It was,

00:30:14.020 but I think they,

00:30:15.140 they like,

00:30:15.940 they weren't.

00:30:17.900 I don't fucking know.

00:30:19.200 Cause I learned about it in school.

00:30:21.120 We all learned about it.

00:30:22.080 But then they got,

00:30:22.660 I think what happened is when they did the whole trans and all that shit,

00:30:25.700 they got sensitive.

00:30:26.400 They kind of got less.

00:30:27.740 Let's do,

00:30:28.540 there was that whole push.

00:30:29.580 Like why teach kids the awful history of what happened?

00:30:33.800 It's just going to make them blah,

00:30:35.380 blah,

00:30:35.560 blah.

00:30:35.840 That was the whole argument two years ago.

00:30:37.780 And then now it's like,

00:30:39.300 yeah,

00:30:40.400 that's,

00:30:40.900 this is the result is you have fucking kids who don't know shit going bro.

00:30:46.060 Like Palestine.

00:30:47.160 Like should be free.

00:30:48.200 I feel like most kids just don't care.

00:30:51.380 And they don't like Arabs or Jews.

00:30:53.640 I think you're,

00:30:54.420 you're still cutting out the like large percentage of,

00:30:57.220 I'm talking about Toronto,

00:30:58.080 I guess,

00:30:58.360 specifically Toronto specifically.

00:30:59.960 Sure.

00:31:00.180 But there's still surprised to in the States,

00:31:02.460 every single university campus,

00:31:04.980 they just went on basically trial,

00:31:08.160 uh,

00:31:08.620 had a hearing,

00:31:09.940 but that's like,

00:31:10.560 you know,

00:31:11.380 they're all woke down there.

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00:32:03.900 uh,

00:32:04.400 checking out one of the live events soon that Armin or Bobby is going to be at as

00:32:07.840 well.

00:32:08.340 He's going to be summoning the,

00:32:09.800 uh,

00:32:12.000 the Muslim community to come and attack the show.

00:32:16.860 Um,

00:32:17.800 no,

00:32:18.300 we,

00:32:18.540 Armin and I just had a conversation about,

00:32:20.160 um,

00:32:20.800 he's worried that he's going to upset Muslims and I've already upset Muslims and

00:32:28.440 it's not that bad.

00:32:29.600 You just gotta,

00:32:30.640 I know you're,

00:32:31.500 but you're not Muslim.

00:32:32.500 Are you?

00:32:33.140 No.

00:32:34.460 But do you think,

00:32:36.060 why do you think Arab people who don't agree are kind of silent just cause

00:32:42.320 they're,

00:32:43.240 they don't care or they're in careers where they're,

00:32:47.020 they don't want to get involved.

00:32:50.080 Cause they're like,

00:32:50.800 normal white people.

00:32:51.700 They're just Westernized.

00:32:54.080 That's why even when you say normal,

00:32:55.940 it's just Western,

00:32:56.900 right?

00:32:57.100 Like even me,

00:32:57.800 it's like,

00:32:58.800 like,

00:32:58.980 that's why I say I'm a white guys.

00:33:00.260 Cause I was raised here.

00:33:01.000 Like my mom did make a concerted effort.

00:33:03.420 Like I celebrated Christmas cause they,

00:33:06.320 she wanted me to be normal.

00:33:08.100 She didn't want me to be like fucking going to school.

00:33:12.440 You know what I mean?

00:33:12.820 She genuinely like,

00:33:13.720 as soon as I started going to school,

00:33:15.120 she spoke English with me at home so that I learned like,

00:33:18.140 she knew that like,

00:33:19.200 my name is already going to be a setback potentially.

00:33:22.440 But if I don't have an accent,

00:33:23.900 people will listen anymore.

00:33:25.360 Cause that's always like something.

00:33:26.900 So a lot of these people,

00:33:28.000 they're just like,

00:33:28.720 I don't,

00:33:29.560 I'm going to distance myself from this because what do you think that the crazy Muslims really want to kill Jews?

00:33:36.560 Fucking what do you mean?

00:33:37.500 What do they want?

00:33:38.340 No,

00:33:38.480 but what do they want here?

00:33:39.400 The ones that are on like protesting here,

00:33:41.920 I don't know.

00:33:42.540 Like what would settle them down?

00:33:43.980 It's such a,

00:33:44.780 I don't know.

00:33:45.680 I know just as much as you do.

00:33:46.980 Cause my family's pretty fucking bro.

00:33:48.840 We have barbecues.

00:33:49.620 We drink beer.

00:33:50.780 We speak Farsi and we celebrate like Nauru's and shit,

00:33:53.580 but we're not like,

00:33:54.520 you know,

00:33:56.220 I mean,

00:33:56.420 my uncle has ties to.

00:33:59.020 So you think that there's no solution and we just let this happen and the government's going to let people say what they want,

00:34:07.520 which is fine.

00:34:08.060 And I think people should be able to say what they want 100%.

00:34:10.420 And I don't think the Palestinians should be like arrested for their views,

00:34:13.560 you know,

00:34:14.280 being fired for some of them.

00:34:15.780 Like I get it.

00:34:16.480 Cause they're like straight up.

00:34:17.840 I don't think Israel should exist,

00:34:19.020 which is like,

00:34:20.160 well,

00:34:20.520 it's the same thing as being like,

00:34:21.820 look,

00:34:21.960 I work at CTV news and I don't think Canada should exist as a country.

00:34:25.360 I think it should be dismantled.

00:34:26.500 It's like,

00:34:26.860 it's a,

00:34:28.060 it's an extreme view.

00:34:30.360 And,

00:34:30.500 you know,

00:34:31.080 I get that people are like,

00:34:32.540 oh,

00:34:32.740 well,

00:34:33.020 Israel,

00:34:33.640 um,

00:34:35.560 you know,

00:34:35.960 is bad and blah,

00:34:37.500 blah.

00:34:38.960 What do you know?

00:34:39.880 The same thing could be said for that,

00:34:41.520 right?

00:34:41.720 Like,

00:34:41.980 what are we going to do about that?

00:34:43.240 There's nothing we can really do about that.

00:34:46.580 Right.

00:34:46.980 And,

00:34:47.360 and that's kind of the thing that we're just saying about everything now in

00:34:50.600 society is,

00:34:51.420 you know,

00:34:52.460 let's just ignore all the bad stuff and focus on the good,

00:34:56.920 which is,

00:34:57.320 you know,

00:34:57.560 what people should do in their lives.

00:34:59.920 Right.

00:35:01.060 And I don't,

00:35:01.760 I don't,

00:35:02.140 you know,

00:35:02.620 I just think.

00:35:04.200 Like,

00:35:04.400 I think it would be so awesome if the Raptors won another championship and the

00:35:07.880 parade just goes by a little Palestinian rally.

00:35:10.600 And there would be a power.

00:35:13.000 If the Raptors won today,

00:35:14.620 there would be like a,

00:35:16.020 there would be some sort of like,

00:35:17.380 yeah,

00:35:17.780 either Palestine or,

00:35:19.480 but what I mean by that is just like,

00:35:21.140 that was,

00:35:21.580 I think the,

00:35:22.240 like the only time I've ever seen this city really like rally together about

00:35:27.220 something,

00:35:27.740 but I feel like when like sports are important for that.

00:35:30.740 Yeah,

00:35:31.220 but we'll say it's like the video game thing when all these Muslims are saying

00:35:35.600 that Grand Theft Auto is Zionist and Haram.

00:35:38.020 That's why these Arabs are silent.

00:35:42.340 They're like,

00:35:43.020 yo,

00:35:43.500 driving physics look crazy.

00:35:47.420 I think,

00:35:48.140 you know,

00:35:48.400 it is kind of funny that they don't want Grand Theft Auto to come out when

00:35:52.100 it's really a game that simulates what they want to do.

00:35:54.860 Like they're like,

00:35:55.400 I want to do this in real life.

00:35:57.000 I don't want to,

00:35:58.200 I want to actually drive through a crowd.

00:36:00.260 dude,

00:36:00.540 when you in,

00:36:01.160 in,

00:36:01.440 in GTA four,

00:36:02.460 I don't know if you ever played that one,

00:36:03.600 but they have,

00:36:04.280 uh,

00:36:05.100 cause it's New York.

00:36:05.860 So they have like Hasidic Jews.

00:36:07.540 And if you shoot them,

00:36:08.500 they drop more money than everyone else.

00:36:11.420 So how was that a Zionist game company?

00:36:14.140 Well,

00:36:14.540 that's the thing is I think that even Zionists recognize humor,

00:36:19.340 you know?

00:36:19.840 And I think that,

00:36:20.600 yeah,

00:36:21.680 but they're just going to say some crazy,

00:36:24.060 there needs to be a word for like,

00:36:25.560 what is the opposite of Zion?

00:36:27.180 I don't think you've seen enough anti-Jewish propaganda or not.

00:36:29.800 Like these people,

00:36:30.740 like some of these people literally are like the Jews of the devil and he uses

00:36:34.600 emotions to trick you.

00:36:36.140 And like,

00:36:36.420 that's,

00:36:36.700 that's what they'll say about humor.

00:36:38.180 That's what they'll say about everything.

00:36:39.340 Cause they're religious nuts.

00:36:40.700 They want you to drink tea and face East,

00:36:42.960 which is why I'm scared of them in a way,

00:36:46.900 but not like in the sense that that scares me them taking over or,

00:36:53.400 or,

00:36:53.540 or,

00:36:54.020 or because woke is so close to Islam in the sense that it's all about,

00:37:00.420 you know,

00:37:01.200 what you shouldn't be doing because it's bad or because it's bad for society.

00:37:06.080 We need to collectively be a part of everything.

00:37:09.040 And woke is about,

00:37:10.040 is like Islam except for the family stuff.

00:37:12.680 Right.

00:37:13.420 Which is why in a way it could transform into that.

00:37:18.680 That's what I think is like the woke is transforming into kind of just being

00:37:23.400 Islam because it's like your average person can get behind.

00:37:27.620 I don't want my religion.

00:37:29.220 I don't want to be offended.

00:37:30.160 I don't want to whatever,

00:37:32.960 but they don't get around the whole,

00:37:35.520 Oh,

00:37:35.680 well my kid's trans now and all that stuff.

00:37:38.720 And Islam is basically like,

00:37:40.340 look,

00:37:40.580 we have all the,

00:37:41.620 you can be outraged,

00:37:42.980 but there's no trans kid thing.

00:37:47.320 Right.

00:37:48.800 Or it's,

00:37:49.520 or it's going to,

00:37:50.060 I think it's going to morph.

00:37:51.000 And like,

00:37:52.740 like it would be wild if Hamas came out and said,

00:37:55.760 we support the trans community or something that would change the game.

00:38:00.160 If Hamas wanted to really win this,

00:38:01.700 they'd come out,

00:38:02.180 they say we support the trans community.

00:38:04.400 We think Israel,

00:38:05.920 uh,

00:38:06.380 their bombardment of Gaza is,

00:38:09.400 is bad for the environment.

00:38:11.320 You just got to add a couple more flag colors to the Palestinian flag.

00:38:15.260 It's the same shape as the trans flag.

00:38:17.860 I'm just saying that there's a way for Muslims to come back from this.

00:38:22.540 I have hope that Muslims are going to come around and basically go,

00:38:27.140 let's just do trans.

00:38:29.540 Cause that would solve it.

00:38:31.380 Or let's do whatever.

00:38:35.960 Gay.

00:38:37.080 Start with gay.

00:38:39.260 I'm just,

00:38:39.740 I'm just saying that,

00:38:40.560 well,

00:38:41.460 you know,

00:38:41.760 maybe that would piss a lot of Muslims.

00:38:42.980 It'd be kind of funny if Hamas figured out a way to lose support for all the crazy people.

00:38:48.220 Like if they did do that,

00:38:49.340 cause they're like,

00:38:50.180 okay,

00:38:50.360 we need more Western people on our side.

00:38:52.080 Look,

00:38:52.380 we're,

00:38:52.540 these people are trans.

00:38:54.120 We love that.

00:38:54.660 You know,

00:38:54.780 all these pictures they're taking of like the hostages,

00:38:57.500 the Israeli hostages.

00:38:59.100 And they're like,

00:38:59.300 look how happy they are.

00:39:00.300 If they just had some trans people in there and some trans hostages smiling and shaking hands.

00:39:07.060 Um,

00:39:07.580 I think it would do wonders for the movement.

00:39:11.320 I think they,

00:39:12.160 I think the Palestinian movement,

00:39:13.700 you're right.

00:39:14.020 They do need a,

00:39:15.900 they need a,

00:39:16.520 hard to paint like a pride flag on a dirt road though.

00:39:19.580 But that would be smart because then you have like that footage of like an Israeli drone strike and it blows up the pride street.

00:39:27.740 Exactly.

00:39:28.860 This is how I'm,

00:39:29.680 I'm just saying that I'm willing to be the Malcolm X for Palestine,

00:39:33.860 but they're going to,

00:39:34.780 they're going to have to make some sack Malcolm triple XL.

00:39:42.220 They need a fat leader.

00:39:43.560 They need a fat Palestine needs a fat man to show them what they could have a fat Jew if they had food.

00:39:49.080 Palestine needs a fat Jew to lead them to the promised land,

00:39:53.060 which is possibly just December 7th in Oshawa Young.

00:40:01.740 I'd love to see you in Palestine.

00:40:03.580 Actually,

00:40:03.960 that'd be funny.

00:40:05.460 You're just going around scared as fuck with a press vest.

00:40:10.800 Oh God.

00:40:13.640 Yeah.

00:40:14.120 It's,

00:40:16.220 it's,

00:40:16.400 it's an unsolvable problem.

00:40:18.820 That's getting worse.

00:40:21.540 But I,

00:40:22.120 I feel like Israel could solve it by just like stopping,

00:40:24.500 but they're like,

00:40:25.160 no,

00:40:25.440 we're not going to.

00:40:26.840 So this is just going to be like a 10 year.

00:40:29.400 I still think Elon needs to send all the Palestinians to Mars,

00:40:32.960 give them their own planet.

00:40:34.500 I think that if we call Mars Palestine,

00:40:40.520 yeah,

00:40:41.300 then we'll be able to plan a Palestine,

00:40:44.540 dude.

00:40:45.400 Let's do it.

00:40:46.520 I'm down for it.

00:40:47.660 The Jews,

00:40:48.240 the Jews are down for it.

00:40:51.280 Palestinians.

00:40:53.360 You're going to become astronauts.

00:40:55.600 All of you.

00:40:56.480 You're all astro astro immigrants.

00:40:59.340 It'd be funny if they're on Mars and they still have like the Palestinian,

00:41:05.380 like,

00:41:06.100 you know,

00:41:06.340 like Palestinian.

00:41:08.160 Imagine how far you could throw a rock in that gravity and Mars gravity,

00:41:13.020 dude.

00:41:13.860 No,

00:41:14.140 I,

00:41:14.460 I,

00:41:14.700 you know what I think in the bottom of my heart is that I think that Israel

00:41:18.460 should just chill.

00:41:21.260 Just be like,

00:41:21.960 okay,

00:41:22.060 we blew up a lot of stuff.

00:41:24.500 We blew up enough stuff.

00:41:25.980 I think Israel blew up enough stuff personally.

00:41:27.860 Like,

00:41:28.440 I don't care what any crazy Jews who listen to this,

00:41:32.900 who are like 20,000.

00:41:36.240 They killed 1500.

00:41:37.860 Let's just call it.

00:41:40.420 That would be the smartest move for them.

00:41:42.300 Game.

00:41:43.100 Call it.

00:41:43.820 Call it a game.

00:41:44.540 Next bucket wins.

00:41:46.740 Yeah.

00:41:47.260 I'm taking my ball and going home.

00:41:50.300 I just dunked on your old people.

00:41:52.760 All right.

00:41:53.180 I think we've done enough.

00:41:56.780 Yeah.

00:41:57.300 Yeah.

00:41:57.680 I mean,

00:41:58.020 obviously the cool thing should have done that like a month ago.

00:42:01.020 They should have,

00:42:01.600 but they're just not going to for a bit and then they'll just chill.

00:42:04.340 Then who knows?

00:42:05.960 I don't understand it because at this point it is kind of like just

00:42:08.720 shit or get off the pot,

00:42:10.820 bro.

00:42:11.120 Like kill them all or don't.

00:42:13.540 I'm tired of it because everybody's saying genocide.

00:42:16.240 So they're like,

00:42:16.880 okay,

00:42:17.260 kill less today.

00:42:18.620 Oh,

00:42:19.040 they got them.

00:42:19.700 Dude.

00:42:20.260 Fuck it,

00:42:20.700 man.

00:42:20.860 I thought you guys were fucking Jews,

00:42:22.400 man.

00:42:22.740 That is the scary part about Jews is that we are evil behind closed doors.

00:42:28.640 Like you look evil right now.

00:42:30.300 The mic is covering one of your eyes.

00:42:32.260 Do you have an eye patch?

00:42:33.860 No,

00:42:34.300 from my,

00:42:34.760 I am.

00:42:35.300 Yeah.

00:42:36.980 No,

00:42:37.300 I'm like looking at you through.

00:42:38.780 Yeah.

00:42:39.180 I thought they think Jews are evil.

00:42:43.240 Well,

00:42:43.920 just as every Jew in public is like,

00:42:46.260 well,

00:42:46.800 you know,

00:42:47.400 it's bad.

00:42:48.100 It's horrible.

00:42:48.620 What's happening.

00:42:49.260 But then in private,

00:42:49.980 they're like,

00:42:50.420 I don't know.

00:42:50.980 We should kill.

00:42:51.320 I don't know if you want,

00:42:52.160 like,

00:42:52.320 I don't know how much you watch basketball,

00:42:53.680 but like LeBron was always seen as too nice and he would pass the ball too

00:42:57.440 much.

00:42:57.840 And then one game in 2013,

00:42:59.700 he went up against the Celtics and he just was like,

00:43:02.480 fuck it.

00:43:02.900 I'm scoring.

00:43:03.780 Went like 40 points.

00:43:05.380 One of the most historic performances.

00:43:06.900 That's what Jews need to do.

00:43:08.300 They need to start.

00:43:08.880 They're villain arc.

00:43:10.020 They need to just be like,

00:43:11.180 I'm the villain in the NBA.

00:43:13.300 I'm fucking.

00:43:14.980 It would be kind of wild if in like five years,

00:43:17.420 like the countries from around the world have to like invade Israel to like

00:43:21.560 shut them down.

00:43:23.880 I mean,

00:43:24.420 that would be,

00:43:25.060 would that happen though?

00:43:26.040 Because that's what,

00:43:27.120 that's what the,

00:43:28.220 like,

00:43:29.040 that's what they think is going to happen.

00:43:30.620 But like,

00:43:31.040 they think should happen.

00:43:32.080 It's what they think.

00:43:32.700 And then they,

00:43:33.520 I think,

00:43:34.120 and then what,

00:43:34.680 in some ways it might have to happen because these countries are going to have so

00:43:38.680 many Muslims in them that they're going to be like,

00:43:40.340 you have to do this.

00:43:42.340 Maybe not next year.

00:43:43.960 Maybe not 10 years,

00:43:44.840 a hundred years from now.

00:43:46.780 You really think a hundred years,

00:43:49.200 if Europe is like 75% Muslim,

00:43:51.920 that they're going to get away with supporting Israel.

00:43:54.100 No way.

00:43:55.820 Well then,

00:43:56.260 I don't know,

00:43:56.780 man.

00:43:57.160 Jews are going to keep fucking.

00:43:58.520 You got to have like five kids.

00:43:59.600 They're fucking a lot there.

00:44:00.360 They have a lot of kids.

00:44:01.340 You got to have like five kids each to get your numbers up to match.

00:44:05.080 Yeah.

00:44:05.740 I don't know.

00:44:06.420 I mean,

00:44:06.720 personally,

00:44:07.140 if somebody handed me a microphone or whatever,

00:44:13.540 scream last night.

00:44:15.960 It yucks when I said a lot of things.

00:44:18.320 No,

00:44:18.460 but it was,

00:44:18.900 it's a comedian being like personally,

00:44:21.020 if I had a place to speak.

00:44:26.780 No.

00:44:27.320 Okay.

00:44:27.480 If I had the decision on what happens with Israel,

00:44:30.380 Palestine,

00:44:30.960 and somebody just said,

00:44:31.800 you make the decision.

00:44:33.200 I would be like,

00:44:34.040 okay,

00:44:34.220 well,

00:44:35.160 Israel's like,

00:44:36.840 okay,

00:44:37.200 fine.

00:44:37.500 They shouldn't exist.

00:44:38.880 Probably just because it would like,

00:44:43.980 I get why it's just good,

00:44:45.080 like good land,

00:44:46.080 but I feel like the Jews would be fine.

00:44:49.400 Like if they all left and went somewhere else,

00:44:51.040 like it's not like where though,

00:44:53.600 where are they going to go,

00:44:54.700 bro?

00:44:55.040 The Jews.

00:44:56.380 This is too hot.

00:44:57.540 This is too cold.

00:44:58.840 Florida.

00:44:59.360 Oh yeah.

00:45:00.060 I did say key West.

00:45:01.760 You don't think there's like a patch of desert that they could,

00:45:04.480 well,

00:45:04.620 I mean,

00:45:04.940 they like,

00:45:05.840 why is it always kind of be a shitty desert?

00:45:08.940 You don't think this is a terrible place.

00:45:11.360 You know,

00:45:11.800 what's funny is like in the 19 like thirties and forties,

00:45:17.260 when the Zionists came up with Israel,

00:45:19.600 they,

00:45:19.960 in their minds,

00:45:20.520 they were like,

00:45:20.980 we did it.

00:45:21.900 This is a great idea.

00:45:23.760 This is going to be great.

00:45:25.740 Like they had no idea how bad it was.

00:45:27.920 Move.

00:45:28.700 What?

00:45:29.080 Why,

00:45:29.400 why did they choose?

00:45:30.300 Because of the fucking religious wailing wall and the word,

00:45:34.040 their whole fucking religion talks about Israel.

00:45:37.840 No.

00:45:38.660 Why don't you just name another place Israel?

00:45:41.580 I think they like,

00:45:43.360 I think that's what Hitler wanted to do with Madagascar.

00:45:47.540 That was sick.

00:45:48.680 That was a good movie.

00:45:50.480 Yeah.

00:45:50.740 Oh yeah.

00:45:51.200 With fucking,

00:45:52.040 you know,

00:45:53.220 bugs.

00:45:54.240 Jews hate bugs.

00:45:55.200 There's not bugs on Madagascar.

00:45:56.760 Big fucking flies.

00:45:57.900 There's also no Palestinians in Madagascar.

00:46:00.480 Yeah.

00:46:00.880 Different types of Palestinians.

00:46:02.700 It'd be a lot harder to do that.

00:46:05.020 I don't think,

00:46:05.840 I think that the people in Madagascar,

00:46:07.380 they're not even black.

00:46:08.460 Are there people in Madagascar?

00:46:09.840 Yeah.

00:46:10.260 They have a big like main city.

00:46:12.260 Oh,

00:46:12.400 I thought it was just like the animals from the movie.

00:46:14.500 It was a zebra and a lion.

00:46:16.280 That's a Pixar movie.

00:46:17.800 It's DreamWorks.

00:46:18.540 I actually dug it.

00:46:19.100 DreamWorks.

00:46:19.680 You don't know about that.

00:46:21.280 But yeah,

00:46:21.740 I don't know.

00:46:22.280 What are you going to do?

00:46:23.620 It is kind of funny that Jews made a kid's movie called Madagascar after Hitler wanted to move them all day.

00:46:32.340 Yeah.

00:46:32.880 No,

00:46:33.100 it's hard to find the humor.

00:46:34.020 We're finding it.

00:46:35.000 We found it.

00:46:35.680 It's children's cartoons that I mean.

00:46:41.920 Jews are in control of movies and now movies suck.

00:46:49.300 So what's that?

00:46:50.220 What's that mean?

00:46:50.780 We got to give it back to Palestine?

00:46:52.440 Yeah.

00:46:53.200 Movies suck now?

00:46:54.680 That is,

00:46:55.180 I feel like the people do make points like that.

00:46:56.980 They're like,

00:46:57.220 Hollywood shit now.

00:46:58.400 Give it back.

00:46:59.020 Right.

00:47:01.600 Or like just other stupid,

00:47:03.960 you know,

00:47:05.600 they're all sexual predators there or something.

00:47:09.660 I don't know.

00:47:10.300 There's all just.

00:47:11.140 Well,

00:47:11.320 Epstein did do a number on you guys.

00:47:13.540 Yeah.

00:47:13.680 Epstein fucked up.

00:47:14.480 That guy,

00:47:15.120 that guy fucking.

00:47:17.120 I mean,

00:47:17.500 just based on Epstein,

00:47:19.040 they're probably,

00:47:19.640 they should probably just give Israel back.

00:47:21.240 There's probably a lot of like far right dudes that are now fuck,

00:47:24.760 fuck Israel just because of Epstein and all the pedophile shit.

00:47:27.900 Bill Clinton.

00:47:29.600 They love,

00:47:30.500 they love,

00:47:31.060 uh,

00:47:31.580 they love kids.

00:47:32.460 They love kids.

00:47:33.300 Epstein.

00:47:34.600 Weinstein.

00:47:35.640 Weinstein was just more rape.

00:47:36.820 He was just raped.

00:47:37.880 Classic.

00:47:39.180 But between Epstein and Weinstein,

00:47:40.620 I guess it's fair to say that Israel doesn't deserve.

00:47:44.140 Just those two guys.

00:47:46.320 The grossest looking guys.

00:47:48.160 Well,

00:47:48.400 Weinstein.

00:47:50.320 I've seen this.

00:47:51.800 Epstein really had an egg shaped penis.

00:47:53.840 So this is.

00:47:54.420 Well,

00:47:54.640 yeah.

00:47:55.540 Testimonials.

00:47:56.740 He had like a Richard Gere look.

00:47:59.700 He had a classic,

00:48:00.940 like 80s rom-com.

00:48:04.160 He's rom-com.

00:48:05.420 Where do I know Epstein from?

00:48:09.360 When Harry met Sally.

00:48:11.120 She was 14.

00:48:13.660 When Harry met Jeffrey.

00:48:18.040 Or Sally met.

00:48:23.200 Hitler.

00:48:26.380 Deserves.

00:48:29.560 Like more people should be mad at Hitler about this whole thing too.

00:48:33.380 Because like if Hitler hadn't done that,

00:48:35.560 then none of the.

00:48:36.220 The Jews would just be living everywhere.

00:48:37.600 There would be no Israel.

00:48:38.600 Yeah.

00:48:38.980 People would just still hate Jews all over the world.

00:48:41.140 But then Muslims wouldn't have wanted to go to Europe.

00:48:44.280 Because there would have been way too many Jews.

00:48:48.820 I don't know.

00:48:51.100 I still think they would want to leave.

00:48:53.200 Their country sucks.

00:48:55.360 Why though?

00:48:56.040 Why do Muslim countries suck?

00:48:58.420 Oh.

00:48:59.380 They didn't suck before, right?

00:49:01.560 Because there was an Ottoman Empire.

00:49:02.660 And then that fell.

00:49:04.240 And then.

00:49:04.640 But what's.

00:49:04.960 But did the Ottoman Empire make people wear burqas and shit?

00:49:09.820 I'm not sure.

00:49:11.360 But there was an empire.

00:49:14.060 So there was.

00:49:14.500 But there was that point.

00:49:15.400 Remember all.

00:49:15.820 You know all those photos of like Egypt before the Islamists took over.

00:49:19.800 And it's just like a bunch of like hot.

00:49:22.420 Muscle chicks.

00:49:22.900 The theory behind that in like with Iran too is that the CIA killed our prime minister and put that guy like kind of in power and funded him so that our countries could nationalize oil and then create a resource out of that and become as powerful as Saudi.

00:49:36.440 So they made them less Western?

00:49:39.060 They weakened them.

00:49:40.060 Yeah.

00:49:40.340 Because it's like now your country is just constantly fighting itself and having revolutions.

00:49:44.220 Right.

00:49:46.520 I don't know.

00:49:47.280 I guess.

00:49:47.620 That's all Arabs.

00:49:48.400 I guess the West.

00:49:49.160 I mean, look, I'm.

00:49:50.560 They don't have music festivals.

00:49:51.860 They're back, but the West has to collapse, I guess, eventually.

00:49:56.900 Well, just Arabs don't have music festivals.

00:49:58.760 I don't want the West to collapse.

00:50:00.160 But even like George Carlin always was like, it's going to be bad.

00:50:04.760 Like, it's going to be bad for whites and for everybody who was part of the last hundred years or whatever.

00:50:13.440 Yeah, I guess.

00:50:15.300 I think people are fighting back.

00:50:16.440 Like, I mean, I want my instinct is to be like, no, fuck off.

00:50:19.500 Send them back, you know, bomb it to shit.

00:50:22.340 Fuck it.

00:50:23.400 But what are you going to do?

00:50:24.940 It's not working.

00:50:27.100 It's not working.

00:50:28.360 So I think it's just going to be like white people will fucking have to go to like Uruguay and shit.

00:50:37.380 Argentina.

00:50:38.000 I feel like Argentina is going to become like a hotbed of just.

00:50:41.020 You're naming pretty nice countries.

00:50:44.380 Living in Argentina is not that bad.

00:50:47.200 Did you see those TikToks about the stake?

00:50:49.220 If you have enough money to move there and buy a place.

00:50:54.020 Oh, well, skill issue.

00:50:57.300 Well, I'm just saying that if you move, like, it's not like moving here where it's like the government gives you assistance.

00:51:01.920 And it's kind of like, we really want you to be there.

00:51:03.780 Yeah, I know.

00:51:04.240 I know.

00:51:04.560 You just go there.

00:51:05.300 You got to go there.

00:51:06.060 Our dollar goes a lot further.

00:51:08.100 Yeah.

00:51:08.880 Like every stake.

00:51:09.840 I like how you're just like, yeah, it's not that bad.

00:51:12.880 But yeah.

00:51:13.220 I would live in Argentina if it.

00:51:14.920 But exactly, because a lot of people are just like, it sucks here now.

00:51:18.900 They're going to move to Argentina.

00:51:20.140 But why don't Muslims want to move to Argentina?

00:51:23.580 Because we don't have government assistance.

00:51:24.920 Is there even Muslim immigration to those places?

00:51:26.920 Probably.

00:51:27.360 But probably not as much because there's a lot of Germans that live there that are ex-Nazis.

00:51:34.580 Early Muslim.

00:51:35.640 In the 19th century, Argentina saw the first real wave of Arabs to settle within its territory, mostly from Syria and Lebanon.

00:51:42.580 It's estimated today there's 3.5 million Argentines of Arab descent.

00:51:47.420 Oh.

00:51:47.960 Most of whom are Christian.

00:51:50.000 Interesting.

00:51:50.400 Yeah.

00:51:50.700 So there are Syrians and yeah, they escaped persecution from there.

00:51:55.220 How many Muslims in Argentina?

00:52:01.160 Only 500,000 in the whole country.

00:52:05.580 1% of their total population.

00:52:08.180 It's still a lot.

00:52:10.180 But still not.

00:52:11.600 What is it in Canada?

00:52:12.820 1.7 million Muslims in Canada.

00:52:23.680 So what is that percent-wise?

00:52:26.180 4.9%.

00:52:27.600 Wow.

00:52:30.720 Let's see what the UK.

00:52:33.640 3.9 million.

00:52:35.360 6.5%.

00:52:36.600 Still not like, yeah, people are maybe freaking out a little bit.

00:52:40.500 It's still not a majority.

00:52:42.820 Let's see how many Jews.

00:52:50.000 United Kingdom has 270,000 Jews.

00:52:53.400 Jesus.

00:52:54.040 0.5%.

00:52:55.360 Canada has 335,000.

00:53:00.580 1.4.

00:53:02.680 Pretty low.

00:53:03.880 Pretty low.

00:53:05.140 Also, Jews don't live in Canada.

00:53:06.860 Check the States.

00:53:08.460 I think it's like 7 million.

00:53:09.480 7.6 million Jews in the States.

00:53:14.300 That's a lot.

00:53:15.780 Still only...

00:53:16.940 That's like 2.4% of their population.

00:53:21.680 But that's as many as in Israel, I think.

00:53:24.120 But it's also like...

00:53:26.940 Not a lot of Jews left.

00:53:30.660 After...

00:53:31.340 There's only...

00:53:31.740 Yeah, so there's the same amount of Jews in Israel as there are in the U.S.

00:53:37.100 And in Europe, as a total, there are...

00:53:42.660 Nine...

00:53:43.660 There was 9 million in 1933.

00:53:46.700 Fuck.

00:53:50.520 How many is...

00:53:52.380 Oh, my God.

00:53:55.240 Doesn't even...

00:53:55.900 Like, they're afraid to tell you.

00:54:02.360 There's only 1.3 million now.

00:54:06.140 In Europe?

00:54:06.980 Yeah.

00:54:07.600 Wow.

00:54:08.260 From 9.5 million.

00:54:10.260 That's the Holocaust, right?

00:54:11.560 Right.

00:54:12.060 So, like, they killed, like, 6 to 8 or something?

00:54:14.600 What was it?

00:54:15.600 6 million?

00:54:16.120 I think that does kind of prove that...

00:54:19.120 Like, I don't know.

00:54:21.200 I guess...

00:54:22.340 Muslims don't care about that, though.

00:54:23.900 The ones that want Israel back.

00:54:25.260 They're like, fuck you.

00:54:26.220 You had your thing.

00:54:27.780 It's done.

00:54:29.140 What do you mean?

00:54:29.860 Like, the Holocaust?

00:54:30.720 Yeah.

00:54:31.120 Yeah, they don't care.

00:54:32.940 But then they also say, like, you're doing a Holocaust to us.

00:54:36.020 Yeah, because they want that...

00:54:37.380 Like, they look at the way...

00:54:38.660 They love it.

00:54:39.240 They look at the way...

00:54:40.380 They're jealous.

00:54:40.520 They look...

00:54:40.980 Yeah, they look at the way Jews use the Holocaust to gain sympathy.

00:54:43.780 And they're like, well, if that happened to us, wouldn't we get that?

00:54:47.080 That's what I think, too.

00:54:48.320 Yeah.

00:54:48.580 With partly how, like, it's just...

00:54:51.240 Oh, like, holding the child.

00:54:53.060 And it's just to garner sympathy.

00:54:55.040 Like, it's all martyrism.

00:54:56.620 That's all...

00:54:57.000 The whole Islamic religion is just, like, militant and scary.

00:55:00.480 Fuck.

00:55:01.000 Scary.

00:55:01.560 It's the scariest one, dude.

00:55:03.360 It's not fucking Kwanzaa, that's for sure.

00:55:05.000 Let's see.

00:55:05.480 Let's see that.

00:55:06.140 Scariest religion.

00:55:08.660 It's probably some ancient Sumerian one.

00:55:10.920 It's not going to tell you Islam.

00:55:12.800 It'd be cool if it just showed...

00:55:13.720 All religions are scary.

00:55:15.360 Okay.

00:55:16.480 I mean, yes, but also there's...

00:55:20.140 Scarier one.

00:55:21.600 It just says, you're just reading it.

00:55:37.320 It just says Judaism.

00:55:38.660 It does, actually.

00:55:40.820 I was like, well...

00:55:42.760 I was going to say...

00:55:45.340 Shit.

00:55:46.400 Is it actually?

00:55:47.780 It's like, well, Jews don't like the foreskin.

00:55:50.380 That's like the top.

00:55:51.480 Yeah, but so don't Muslims and Christians.

00:55:53.920 So that's not saying much.

00:55:58.160 Scientology.

00:55:59.280 That's a fake one.

00:56:00.500 That doesn't count.

00:56:01.220 Jews don't like foreskin or bacon.

00:56:02.840 Christians emphasize hell a lot.

00:56:04.920 Islam gets shitty about depictions of Muhammad.

00:56:07.420 It gets shitty.

00:56:08.680 Is that what it said?

00:56:09.940 It's a bad Reddit.

00:56:10.840 They got kind of shitty about it.

00:56:14.320 They just don't take it really well.

00:56:15.860 I don't know.

00:56:18.480 Yeah.

00:56:19.260 I wish there was a way to do...

00:56:21.580 Like, I wish Islam could be Islam without, like, the...

00:56:25.420 Well, they've never had a King James and they've never had Protestant.

00:56:29.160 Like, that's what Catholicism actually kind of benefited from is that there was...

00:56:33.360 Regular humans edited the documents to be more...

00:56:35.760 They faked and lied and manipulated.

00:56:37.460 Okay, this is a bit much.

00:56:38.380 Muslims have never been manipulated in that regard.

00:56:41.180 They need someone to just come and rewrite their book.

00:56:43.400 Which is pretty...

00:56:43.840 That's respect.

00:56:44.660 I really got to respect them for that.

00:56:45.600 Well, that's what I mean.

00:56:46.320 That's what I mean when I say it's an old religion.

00:56:48.420 It's like the Torah.

00:56:49.120 Like, the Torah also hasn't been altered at all.

00:56:51.160 That's why they believe it's the year 5,000-something.

00:56:54.040 You know what I mean?

00:56:54.740 There wasn't a guy that came and said,

00:56:56.420 Oh, actually, let's change this.

00:56:59.160 Which you would think, but...

00:57:01.500 Yeah.

00:57:01.860 Well, I think they...

00:57:02.580 No, they've made...

00:57:04.180 Oh, have they?

00:57:04.860 Yeah.

00:57:05.520 Okay, then.

00:57:06.140 Yeah, I think...

00:57:06.900 Well, because, like...

00:57:08.980 A lot of...

00:57:10.520 I think...

00:57:10.980 It could be wrong, but I think a lot of Judaism happened, like, 2,000 years after.

00:57:16.460 Like, more...

00:57:17.020 Like, nearer to...

00:57:18.220 Like, in the 1,000 years before Christ was kind of...

00:57:21.360 There was, like, shit happening that they were still, like, writing in or something.

00:57:26.840 You know what I mean?

00:57:27.980 Like, certain...

00:57:29.760 I could be wrong.

00:57:30.580 Let me see.

00:57:31.860 Let's actually know.

00:57:32.820 Was Judaism edited?

00:57:39.980 Beginning in the late 1600s, the Hebrews began to write down their traditions, laws, history,

00:57:44.680 ethics, which were edited and brought together by books known as the Torah.

00:57:48.540 So, 600 BC, they were edited the shit.

00:57:53.420 When was the Torah last edited?

00:57:54.980 The general trend in recent scholarship is to recognize the final form of the Torah as the literary and ideology unit based on earlier sources of a Persian period, 539 to 333 BCE.

00:58:08.760 Hell, yeah.

00:58:12.080 Before.

00:58:12.840 Before Christ.

00:58:14.180 Not after.

00:58:18.660 Beginning in the 18th and 19th centuries, modern Judaism is founded on rabbinical Judaism.

00:58:25.540 However, beginning in the 18th and 19th centuries, movements developed that resulted in the development of the four major divisions that exist in Judaism.

00:58:32.080 Accounting laws.

00:58:35.920 What about Islam?

00:58:40.140 The five pillars of Islam.

00:58:42.160 Uber.

00:58:43.680 Oh, shit.

00:58:45.180 Nothing in the Quran has been changed or modified ever.

00:58:48.200 Well, there was, like, when Persians got beaten into Islam, we did make some revisions, and that's why there's, like, Sunni and Shiite, I think.

00:58:56.840 But, yeah, pretty much it's been, like, the same.

00:59:07.840 Muhammad continued to receive revelations until his death in 632, according to the Islamic tradition.

00:59:13.820 Following Muhammad's death, the Quran was edited and compiled into comprehensive books.

00:59:17.500 So, it's not even, like, he...

00:59:19.120 No, he didn't write it.

00:59:20.360 He couldn't read or write it.

00:59:21.340 All the Islamic evidence shows there are different canonical versions of the Quran used around the world today.

00:59:28.580 The different words, basic letters.

00:59:30.320 Is the Quran scientifically correct?

00:59:32.800 That's one of the questions.

00:59:33.560 Oh, go look up those websites.

00:59:35.040 Those are really funny, actually.

00:59:37.100 The Quran is not a book of science, but that is consistent with science.

00:59:41.320 There's, like, websites that try and prove that, like, they knew about the North Star.

00:59:45.660 Well, not the North Star, but, like, some other, like, astronomical things that they couldn't have any possible...

00:59:51.200 Were there mistakes in the Quran?

00:59:52.660 Examples of some of the errors are...

00:59:54.880 Like, apparently, there's actually just spelling errors.

00:59:58.680 Like, what the fuck?

01:00:01.720 And they have them in verse 25.

01:00:04.160 Sarah.

01:00:05.260 Jesus Christ.

01:00:06.360 Yeah, it's a bit scary.

01:00:09.520 I don't know.

01:00:09.940 Just the, like, even wording of it.

01:00:12.920 And not to say...

01:00:13.900 I think that the Bible is scary, too.

01:00:18.360 You know, all kind of...

01:00:19.540 And I'll be honest.

01:00:20.520 I've never read a single religious text.

01:00:23.240 Like, front to back.

01:00:24.400 Like, I've read a couple things here and there from the Quran.

01:00:27.120 A couple things from the...

01:00:28.180 Like, and I was just, like, fucked up.

01:00:30.140 Whatever you need to put in an argument.

01:00:32.140 Yeah.

01:00:32.380 Oh, there it is.

01:00:33.060 No.

01:00:37.160 But, you know, I've never really sat there and dove in to any religious text.

01:00:43.820 And I think some people do that.

01:00:45.320 And then they get into it.

01:00:46.980 Because they're like, this is better than reality, I guess.

01:00:49.940 Right?

01:00:50.960 Well, I think they think it is reality, right?

01:00:53.380 One of the Jamaicans ladies at my mom's old seniors home said,

01:00:56.240 You need Jesus!

01:00:58.780 I want to read that.

01:01:00.200 It's probably hype, dude.

01:01:02.100 Like, you ever get really into a book?

01:01:04.220 Like, imagine just reading it and thinking that it's real.

01:01:07.480 Here's the Bible in one minute.

01:01:14.640 Could you do that with the Quran?

01:01:16.740 The Quran in one minute?

01:01:21.360 Listen to the whole Quran in one minute.

01:01:23.680 What the fuck is this?

01:01:26.000 Why are you playing my sat before?

01:01:54.520 I don't know.

01:01:57.960 That does sound a little terrifying.

01:02:02.660 Let's see what the Torah sounds like in one minute.

01:02:05.100 Do they even have that?

01:02:08.100 Judaism explained.

01:02:11.640 Fuck.

01:02:13.180 I get it.

01:02:14.360 Those noises, they're intense.

01:02:16.900 People who, like, have been through...

01:02:18.360 Like, it just...

01:02:19.640 It's a scary noise, dude.

01:02:21.100 There's no way...

01:02:21.740 Yeah, there's no way to really think of that noise without thinking of, like...

01:02:25.280 The opening of Black Hawk Down.

01:02:28.040 Yeah.

01:02:28.860 Well, that's the propaganda of it.

01:02:30.980 But...

01:02:31.700 What's the other...

01:02:33.800 Like, before there was Black Hawk Down, what did people...

01:02:37.600 Like, in ancient times, when somebody heard that?

01:02:40.700 I was like, oh, fuck.

01:02:43.700 I'm about to get murdered and raped.

01:02:45.240 Probably.

01:02:45.640 Like, I'm just...

01:02:46.100 Yeah, it's been like that for a while.

01:02:47.680 It's not like it's a...

01:02:49.200 Like, when you hear the Gospels, they're like...

01:02:51.040 Like, there is a little bit more of an uplifting...

01:02:55.260 No, that's also scary to me.

01:02:56.440 Is it?

01:02:57.100 Yeah.

01:02:57.760 What do I even search to hear about that?

01:02:59.760 Roman Gregoric singing.

01:03:03.000 I think that's what it would be, like, Roman Catholic.

01:03:12.160 Okay, that's not what I heard at Liam's funeral.

01:03:15.240 It's not...

01:03:16.120 This is very nice.

01:03:19.340 I mean, like, the...

01:03:20.620 Like, you ever hear the, like, from, like, Da Vinci Code, where the guy's like...

01:03:23.800 Like, that, dude.

01:03:28.300 Like, that's scary.

01:03:30.260 Obviously, that was very nice as a woman with a harp.

01:03:33.540 What did you just search for a nice white lady singing?

01:03:37.840 When you hear the word repent...

01:03:40.060 That's fucking...

01:03:42.400 Come on, that's not scary.

01:03:45.740 To understand what it really means to repent, let's look at the Greek word.

01:03:49.820 Since the New Testament...

01:03:51.060 Come on, that's not scary to you?

01:03:52.480 That was a man.

01:03:53.800 Bro, what do you think, like, Christian rock music?

01:04:04.120 Well, Christian rock is less scary than...

01:04:06.560 Yeah, but that's not what they...

01:04:08.800 You don't walk into church in your Christian rock.

01:04:14.840 Have you ever been to a church?

01:04:23.800 It's almost like you can't find it.

01:04:31.260 Like, it's easier to just find, like...

01:04:32.760 Yeah, because it's funny.

01:04:37.560 It's funny.

01:04:38.320 Who the fuck, y'all play this?

01:04:39.640 Or you play that for your boys when you win a game of Call of Duty.

01:04:44.220 Sometimes I do that.

01:04:45.420 Like, this is scary in a different way.

01:04:55.120 It's a different kind of scary to me.

01:04:57.680 That's like...

01:04:58.260 It's just weird.

01:04:59.040 Like, the end...

01:04:59.660 Like, that's like, I'm about to hold hands and be drowned.

01:05:01.820 But I don't...

01:05:02.280 Yeah.

01:05:02.680 Well, you still feel like you're gonna die with that music?

01:05:05.340 Yeah.

01:05:06.400 I feel like that's like...

01:05:07.580 When you're walking into, like, cult town, that's what you hear.

01:05:19.380 Hymns?

01:05:19.860 Maybe they're hymns.

01:05:20.940 They might be hymns.

01:05:33.920 Okay.

01:05:34.560 This is probably it.

01:05:37.580 Yeah.

01:05:38.100 That's what I'm talking about, dude.

01:05:39.420 Yes.

01:05:44.380 Come on, dude.

01:05:45.360 That's pretty, like...

01:05:47.000 It's not the same, but it's also...

01:05:48.960 It's an eyes-wide-shut scary of, like...

01:05:51.740 Some creepy sex shit is about to happen.

01:05:53.620 Like...

01:05:54.620 I'm about to have my asshole touched by an old white guy.

01:06:00.220 This is the intro to Halo, dude.

01:06:04.140 What the...

01:06:04.620 Fucking matchmaking in Halo Reach.

01:06:06.020 It's kind of sick, though.

01:06:07.040 I don't know.

01:06:07.420 I don't feel as, like, I'm gonna get...

01:06:09.340 I don't know.

01:06:16.880 I can just...

01:06:17.840 What was that?

01:06:20.600 Remakes?

01:06:21.040 It's an ad for the Muslims.

01:06:24.840 Nejam Institute is here on the ground supporting them, providing food, resources, providing smiles to these beautiful little children that need your support at a refugee center.

01:06:35.180 A lot of families that have lost everything that sought refuge here.

01:06:38.220 There's your brother Hassan Shibley coming from Florida all the way to Atlanta to see the incredible work that Nejam Institute is doing.

01:06:44.600 Subhanallah, you see, they have a...

01:06:46.600 What do you see?

01:06:47.600 It's crazy, they think, immediately, they think you're religious.

01:06:49.520 You're just searching this shit, right?

01:06:51.520 Why is it funnier?

01:07:01.940 Why is it funnier?

01:07:02.740 I don't know.

01:07:03.440 Wait, let me play the other one again.

01:07:06.860 Fuck.

01:07:13.780 Play them both.

01:07:14.560 This kind of slaps.

01:07:18.280 Play them both.

01:07:19.180 Dude, that kind of was sick.

01:07:21.060 This one brought it louder.

01:07:33.360 Maybe this is what the Jews...

01:07:34.440 They all go together.

01:07:35.140 Dude, this is what the Jews have been fighting to stop, is the Muslims and Christians harmonizing.

01:07:40.680 This actually, it's fucking sick, dude.

01:07:53.240 That's all the Muslims need.

01:07:54.700 They need some fucking...

01:07:55.520 This is amazing.

01:07:57.100 They need backup vocals.

01:07:57.920 They sound better together.

01:08:01.840 They're like the same song.

01:08:04.820 Fuck.

01:08:05.260 I think we just solved it.

01:08:06.740 I think we got to send that to Netanyahu.

01:08:08.360 Which is that soundbite.

01:08:12.100 Let's see what the...

01:08:13.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:14.360 Jewish.

01:08:15.520 It's just completely out of sync.

01:08:19.220 You're like using YouTube videos to prove why Israel shouldn't exist.

01:08:23.420 As you can see, it doesn't harmonize with the other people.

01:08:34.420 It's just fucking...

01:08:35.420 It's spin code.

01:08:38.360 It's just a spin class.

01:08:41.280 Yeah, spin class is a very, like, Jewish Zionist activity.

01:08:44.360 It's a Jewish...

01:08:45.060 Like, I married a Jewish guy in finance, and now I got to stay thin or you'll cheat on me.

01:08:48.860 Wait, is that the same song or are you playing...

01:09:08.000 That's the same song?

01:09:10.240 That's the ad for her.

01:09:11.320 Oh, no.

01:09:11.700 Play the just...

01:09:12.860 That's not what they listen to in synagogue, is it?

01:09:16.080 No.

01:09:16.320 I know.

01:09:17.060 It's like an episode of Larry David.

01:09:20.840 Just running around in fucking Benny Hill mode.

01:09:24.060 Traditional Jewish prayer music.

01:09:27.340 Honestly, bro, if I was Palestinian, I had to wake up and listen to that.

01:09:55.620 I'd want to kill you guys, too, bro.

01:09:58.020 The fuck is that?

01:10:05.920 Sounds like a guy farting.

01:10:07.540 Crohn's.

01:10:08.140 That's the Jewish Crohn's disease call.

01:10:16.060 Yeah, that's spiritual Jewish music.

01:10:24.840 Kind of sound like you said the N-word.

01:10:26.340 Why does all Jewish music sound like it's like the bizarre scene of a...

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Bankas Podcast - December 09, 2023

Deradicalized with Armin Arbabi ｜ The Bankas Show - #037

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