Bankas Podcast - Trump Assassination Attempt and Agent Cody Bankas ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to The Bankist Show, everybody. I am wearing my traditional cultural American

00:00:08.320 ear covering, my napkin on the ear in honor of Donald J. Trump, who of course was shot in the

00:00:19.660 ear. That is the most recent news story, the biggest news story in the world right now,

00:00:27.820 which we are going to be talking about today on the show. But before that, let's just give you,

00:00:34.200 this is a quick video of some of my fans meeting me after my comedy show. Let's check this out.

00:00:42.880 That's the monkey folks, which of course I know a lot of people miss the monkey. We can no longer do

00:01:03.380 the monkey. I mean, I don't know. Will I do the monkey if it's necessary? We talked about it on

00:01:09.500 Patreon. My manager, my agent has told me that certain people are not happy about the monkey

00:01:16.780 in terms of booking me for shows. So we're going to be looking at that. But of course,

00:01:23.880 all of that has happened with Trump, I want to get into it. We have a bunch of videos to watch,

00:01:31.680 but let's just get into it. So what I think when, you know, a lot of rumors circulating online about

00:01:41.560 what happened with Donald Trump and a lot of rumors circulating about what happened with Donald J.

00:01:54.160 Trump. And personally, what I think happened is pretty simple. The individual who got on top of

00:02:04.000 the roof and attempted to assassinate the former president, I believe he was a Kill Tony fan. I can't

00:02:14.360 say for certain, but if you do look at him, I have been lining up outside of Kill Tony to do another

00:02:20.980 minute spot. And if the Trump shooter was there at Kill Tony, nobody would bat an eye because he does

00:02:31.940 look like your typical incel. No friends think, you know, he looks like he thinks racism is funny. So

00:02:43.320 that's when the left is saying, oh, he's a Republican. You know, Republicans are saying, oh, no,

00:02:50.200 he isn't. But if you look at him, he's like an undercover Republican. That's what Gen Z who,

00:02:56.260 you know, they play Fortnite. They don't have friends. They look like shit. This is the typical

00:03:04.040 Kill Tony supporter slash undercover Republican slash. That's what I think. But there's a lot of rumors

00:03:14.120 about what is happening with Donald Trump. Some people are saying there was two shooters.

00:03:19.680 And in that case, what happened to the second shooter? A lot of people are saying that

00:03:23.640 the individual was MK Ultrad. He was picked by the CIA, like some form of an incel version of

00:03:37.320 what's what's what's agent Cody Banks. That's what people are saying. He was an incel version

00:03:47.040 of agent Cody Banks, and he was chosen and manipulated to do this act. I don't know if I

00:03:55.620 believe that. That's what some people are saying. Then we have other people saying, oh, it was Israel

00:04:00.260 that did it. But if Israel was behind the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, would this really

00:04:06.920 be the video? Would this really be the performance that they put on at the RNC?

00:04:16.380 There can be miracles when you believe. Though hope is great, it's hard to care. Who knows what

00:04:39.100 miracles you can achieve. When you believe. So how you will. Yes, and now you will.

00:04:55.320 Now, this made a lot of people's heads explode. Of course, individuals like Nick Fuentes, who by the

00:05:02.660 day is sounding more and more psychotic and just disjointed. I feel bad for the guy. He's not a bad

00:05:08.100 speaker and all that. But of course, completely, in my opinion, wrong about a lot of things and

00:05:16.020 right about some things. OK, and maybe I'm like in that boat, too. But. There is no way. And this

00:05:26.360 is a very. You know. Highbrow take or maybe lowbrow. I don't know. What's the difference?

00:05:35.140 If Israel was behind the attempted assassination, why is this the person singing at the RNC?

00:05:54.060 Maybe it was something like Israel said, look, we're going to assassinate you. They tried and then they

00:06:00.360 failed. So now they're like, OK, we he can stay alive, but we need 400 Hasidic Jews singing at the

00:06:11.480 Republican National Convention. Otherwise, we're going to attempt it again. So that's one theory that

00:06:17.240 I think we can throw away. Of course, there's a lot of people that don't like Trump and don't like the

00:06:23.400 idea of what Trump stands behind. Everybody from Klaus Schwab, the World Economic Forum, the U.N.,

00:06:31.720 these people don't see it in their best interest to have a Donald Trump presidency for the simple fact

00:06:40.180 that Trump is going to potentially take the United States out of NATO or have them play a smaller part.

00:06:48.860 Trump is going to be. Less on board with the Ukraine war and more on board with ending

00:06:57.320 these wars, which, as we know, America, their entire economy is based on war and the military

00:07:04.280 industrial complex. So. Yeah, it's there's tons of people out there that could have wanted

00:07:10.880 this to happen. Of course, the CIA, which we know that played some role in the murder of JFK.

00:07:22.280 And back in 2020, when Trump was censored on the Internet, I believe weeks or days before the election,

00:07:31.760 people were saying, oh, this is how you assassinate somebody in the 21st century. You don't

00:07:38.580 physically kill them because you don't need to. You can just censor them from the Internet.

00:07:43.420 You can make it so hard for people to get access to that individual's perspectives, opinions,

00:07:48.580 the information that they're willing to share, that it's just like an assassination.

00:07:53.740 But of course, they realized that that didn't work. Part of the reason Elon Musk purchasing Twitter

00:07:59.000 and essentially making it a free speech platform, making it impossible to fully silence Donald Trump

00:08:10.620 and his supporters, whereas when it was run by the other guy, forget his name. Who's that guy?

00:08:21.080 Jack Dorsey. When Twitter was run by Jack Dorsey.

00:08:30.140 They would have just censored all this stuff. They wouldn't have allowed the spread of information

00:08:36.480 over the shooting, in my opinion, as much as they have. They would have done something similar to

00:08:41.820 what they did in 2020. They would have censored it. They would have said that, you know, this is

00:08:45.820 unconfirmed. And it would have been even more dystopian. And in my opinion, that censure would

00:08:52.740 have in turn caused 10 times the blowback that you're seeing. Because this big

00:08:59.000 bullshit opinion from the left that Donald Trump is a dictator and he's going to get in and he's going

00:09:09.120 to, you know, change the fabric of Americans. He was already the president and didn't do that.

00:09:16.720 So there's your evidence that you're not right. Number one. But people say, oh, the Republicans are

00:09:25.180 extremists. They're dangerous. They're domestic terrorists. There was no riots after the shooting.

00:09:31.880 There was no burning down of police stations or Target or AutoZone or any of the things that

00:09:40.540 leftists burned down for, you know, reasons like police violence or Palestine or Trump or whatever,

00:09:50.280 whatever reasons they have. The Republicans don't do that. Number one reason why Republicans don't go

00:09:55.500 and riot and burn things down. They have families. Okay. They're not willing to go risk their lives.

00:10:02.220 to burn things down when they have a home that they pay a mortgage for, a good paying job

00:10:09.080 and kids and a wife. They rather spend time with them, bitching, complain online and to their

00:10:16.880 families and friends, which in my opinion, much more civilized. The Democrats who, of course,

00:10:21.400 they bitch online. They don't really bitch to their friends because they don't really have friends.

00:10:25.560 They don't really bitch to their families because most of their families, if their families have any bit

00:10:29.720 of money or Republicans and don't talk to them. So they just want to riot. They want to cause chaos.

00:10:39.240 And to my knowledge, Republicans do not want to do that. They want Trump to win for the very simple

00:10:49.000 reason. They want the country to get better. They want it. They want gas to be cheaper. They want groceries

00:10:59.100 to be cheaper. They want the wars to end. They want peace around the world. Now, that is something

00:11:08.280 that used to be the Democrats, something the Democrats valued. Now it's the Republicans. Now,

00:11:16.340 the big issue that the Republicans are going to run into, in my opinion, my humble opinion here

00:11:22.960 is they can't handle people who aren't traditionally Republican supporting their cause. So they can't handle

00:11:36.820 the idea that, yes, you're going to have endorsements now from rappers and from twerkers and people that

00:11:48.760 a lot of people, religious individuals on the right think are Satanists and they think they're

00:11:56.380 they're evil and they promote bad ideology. It doesn't matter. Worry about that later. Let them

00:12:02.500 vote for you, for God's sakes. The Republicans are obsessed with dividing within their own party.

00:12:10.060 And that's why they're going to lose the election if they lose the election, because you have people

00:12:15.340 like Nick Fuentes, who's like, look, I'm Republican, but I don't like the Jews. And then you have,

00:12:19.620 you know, people on the religious side who are like, oh, you know, J.D. Vance, his wife's Indian

00:12:26.660 and can't do that. That's just that's not traditional. I don't want to vote for that.

00:12:30.940 And all these people saying I was going to vote for Trump, but then I watched the RNC and he had a

00:12:36.100 socialist on and he had Amber Rose on, who is a basically just a black chick who fucks rappers. I don't

00:12:44.000 know. That's basically what she is. And people are like, I'm not voting for him anymore. So you're

00:12:49.080 saying after four years of you complaining about Biden, four years of you saying that we need to

00:12:56.600 get rid of this guy. Now you're going to either abstain or vote for Biden because you didn't like

00:13:02.360 that. There was a black woman on the dais of the RNC. It's idiotic. And that's what's going to cost

00:13:10.980 potentially cost the Republicans, in my opinion, the election. Now let's check out this video.

00:13:15.760 This is a video of Amber Rose speaking, and there are tons of comments and retweets and quotes

00:13:23.260 pointing out that she's a Satanist, that she's a bad person because she has sex with rappers and

00:13:30.480 she has a forehead tattoo. I mean, the forehead tattoo. I don't know necessarily what they were

00:13:36.400 thinking, but if you're somebody who lives in the hood and you're thinking about going out and

00:13:43.720 voting and you see Amber Rose on, you're like, oh, now I feel accepted. And if that's racist,

00:13:50.380 okay, so be it. But I'm just saying, like, what's the Amber Rose? Okay, let's get sexy red out there.

00:13:57.440 I mean, what? Who else? Would that be acceptable? No, she's a twerker. We can't have twerkers.

00:14:02.980 It's ridiculous. Let's check this out. I'm up here telling you this. I'm no politician and I

00:14:09.340 don't want to be, but I do care about the truth. And the truth is that the media has lied to us

00:14:15.000 about Donald Trump. I know this because for a long time, I believed those lies. So I'm here to set

00:14:30.000 the record straight. I'm up here telling you this. So she essentially is saying that now she wants to

00:14:37.860 be a Republican, which there's nothing wrong with that. People talk about we need to win the black

00:14:45.740 vote. We need to win the Hispanic vote. We need to win this vote. We need to win the Gen Z vote.

00:14:50.800 And then you have somebody who's inherently not white, part of

00:14:57.120 the culture, so to speak, as somebody, you know, she's a woman that has sex with rappers.

00:15:05.100 How much more part of the culture can you get? And now you have Republicans saying, oh, I'm not

00:15:11.060 voting. I can't vote for Trump after that. Or the J.D. Vance guy, right? Everybody's up in arms about

00:15:18.020 this J.D. Vance because he's has said some negative things about Trump in the past, which

00:15:26.600 so is Amber Rose, which so is almost everybody. Because they were trying to get clicks, they

00:15:34.720 were trying to get likes. That is exactly what, you know, this whole thing is about. That's

00:15:43.000 one of the cringiest things about what happened to Donald Trump is everybody just trying to

00:15:49.640 jump on the hey, here's my opinion right away. Please like it. Share it. I need to be famous.

00:15:56.440 Trump got shot, but I don't give a shit because I need to be famous. And that's why I took a

00:16:01.460 couple of days here to just collect some information and collect my thoughts on the matter before

00:16:07.720 I just go on stage and do a whole, you know, I did it. I've done I have a Trump bit about this,

00:16:14.240 but I'm also saving that because I'm going on tour. I need material. We just released a comedy

00:16:21.340 special on YouTube. So all the material that you're going to be seeing at my upcoming shows

00:16:26.620 is all new. Any material that I'm willing to burn on social media, I'm burning it on social media.

00:16:32.360 I'm not doing it on stage unless I'm at a show where I 100% know that nobody knows who the hell I am.

00:16:37.720 Things like that. So it's crazy to be in America while this whole situation is unfolding.

00:16:51.300 I was in Austin, Texas when I learned of the shooting. I was getting ready to go

00:16:55.860 and do comedy and I had three shows that night. So of course, every comic was attempting 95%

00:17:04.500 were failing at making a joke about the situation. But what's surprising is just how little people

00:17:10.700 cared. You go to a comedy show, everybody's getting drunk. They're like, oh yeah, Trump got shot.

00:17:16.220 Nobody's really dialed in like this is a big deal. This is really messed up. I felt like it was messed

00:17:24.340 up. Maybe that's because I'm an immigrant coming from communist Canada where our country is at stake

00:17:32.140 in some ways more than America because as much as Joe Biden has power, the Senate has power,

00:17:39.980 the Congress has power. There are checks and balances. The states have power. A lot of the

00:17:47.180 states are in control by a Republican. Whereas in Canada, there isn't the same level of checks and

00:17:57.680 balances. Justin Trudeau is essentially the Supreme Leader of Canada. Almost everything he says

00:18:04.740 goes. He's in control of the of Parliament. The majority, you know, of people are liberal in

00:18:17.160 the Parliament. Well, and if they're not, well, that's actually not true. But the majority of

00:18:25.400 people aren't conservative, I should say, in Canada, because you have two parties, the NDP and

00:18:32.300 the Liberals, which act as a one giant Democrat party in Canada. And anytime there's a bill tabled,

00:18:40.740 the NDP votes for it. The Liberals vote for it. The Conservatives vote against it. Conservatives

00:18:46.700 lose because the NDP seats plus the Liberal seats equals. They get to decide every single thing.

00:18:55.900 That's why so many of these crazy radical laws are happening in Canada that aren't happening in the

00:19:02.360 majority of the states or have been attempted to happen in the majority in the US. And then the

00:19:07.280 Senate blocks it or Congress blocks it or somebody blocks it because it's apparent that those are bad

00:19:14.600 for the country. Whereas in Canada, it doesn't matter if something's bad for the country. They

00:19:19.640 just do it anyway. You know, and just recently, only because of Pierre Polyev, who's the Canadian,

00:19:28.100 essentially Republican nominee, but he's conservative. We call it conservative. He is the

00:19:33.420 only thing keeping Canada from going full communist right now. The Liberals in the NDP want to legalize

00:19:42.300 hard drugs on the streets of every Canadian city. They want every they want, you know, places for

00:19:47.420 these people to go and do drugs, etc. And when you're in Texas, you see they have homeless people,

00:19:52.760 but they're just not doing hard drugs. And in some ways, that's a good thing. Yes, homeless people

00:20:01.500 have more energy. They're walking around. You know, they're doing little tricks. Hey, ever say give me a

00:20:07.320 dollar for a joke, kid? There's that kind of stuff going on. Whereas homeless people in Canada or in

00:20:13.600 Democrat run states are just slumped over on heroin or fentanyl. So that's that's not as ready,

00:20:22.480 readily available in the Republican states. And the homeless people aren't on drugs. And if you're not

00:20:29.380 on drugs, you have a better chance of getting out of homelessness than somebody who's slumped over on

00:20:36.220 the sidewalk on fentanyl. That is a ticket to being homeless for the rest of your life. Whereas if

00:20:42.980 you're, you know, you're not on drugs, eventually, you're just going to get bored and be like, hey,

00:20:47.720 I'm just going to go get a job. I'm going to I'm going to figure this shit out. It helps. Yeah,

00:20:52.160 you might be mentally ill. Everybody's mentally ill. But if you're not on hard drugs, you're going to

00:20:57.680 have a better shot. And if that's controversial, then I don't know what to say.

00:21:02.180 And of course, we saw Donald Trump getting shot at at his rally in Pennsylvania while his female

00:21:13.600 secret service were scrambling to be able to protect him. The one female secret service agent

00:21:22.100 that people are saying looks like the that female actress from Bridesmaids.

00:21:28.360 What's her name? Melissa McCarthy. You know, Melissa McCarthy, the fat, not attractive

00:21:40.000 woman that Hollywood decided is going to be the new face of female comedy and movies.

00:21:48.440 They also decided that that's going to be the new female face of the secret service.

00:21:54.800 This is not a joke. And people are joking about it online. I made a joke about it almost right

00:22:02.560 away. Thank God that we have female secret service agents. I got a message from some guy being like,

00:22:07.460 hey, my sister is a female secret service agent and she's a badass. It's not that badass. Okay.

00:22:13.340 She's not a badass and a motherfucking dude in the secret service. I'm sorry to say it. She has

00:22:18.420 periods. She goes pee pee sitting down and has to wipe with the wipey wipe. That's nobody wants that

00:22:25.360 protecting their fucking life. I mean, at least I don't. I don't care. You know, this whole, oh,

00:22:30.940 well, that's sexist. And you don't know when she was served in the blah, blah, blah. I don't give a shit.

00:22:35.480 She can be overpowered by a man in 95% of situations or higher. These female secret service

00:22:47.180 agents were scrambling around. They were having tons of trouble trying to figure out how to get Trump

00:22:57.980 into the vehicle. I mean, here's a conspiracy video. You can see the female secret service in

00:23:07.800 this video struggling to get Donald Trump into the car. Now, this is a conspiracy because

00:23:17.700 they're saying that one of the police officers, the heavily armed police officers, aims his gun right

00:23:22.900 into the SUV that Donald Trump has just gotten into, which is completely insane. But as you can

00:23:29.060 see, this is a real thing that happened. You know, can someone explain this? OK, so you see that cop

00:23:35.120 out there to the right, the one with the rifle? That's the presidential limo where Trump is already

00:23:40.680 going inside. There's the Melissa McCarthy. Like, it's one thing if you're a female secret service agent,

00:23:49.520 but do you also have to be an overweight female secret service agent? I mean, I'm overweight.

00:23:54.180 Does anybody want me protecting their life? No. What if I was this shape, this size as a woman? I mean,

00:24:00.660 well, at least I'm six feet tall, but we're talking about five, seven, 230 pound woman.

00:24:09.160 This isn't this isn't female football or which I don't even think they have or female rugby.

00:24:15.580 That's maybe where they're drafting these these bricks and shot. The cop seems to get some type

00:24:22.620 of water through his earpiece and check this out. He fucking points the gun. It seems to point the gun

00:24:31.680 inside the SUV. Is this not insane? Pointing the gun inside the SUV. Look at this earpiece and check

00:24:40.320 this out. He fucking points the gun. It seems to point the gun inside the SUV. There's so many

00:24:49.220 conspiracies right now. And one of the biggest conspiracies on on the left now is that the whole

00:25:01.420 thing was staged. The whole thing was fake. This is what leftists think. They think the whole Trump

00:25:07.720 attempted assassination is fake. It's staged, but they don't think that COVID was fake. They don't

00:25:16.320 think when they had literal dummies, literal mannequins lying in beds, that was that was

00:25:22.520 true that the news and the government was working together. They put mannequins in beds and put them

00:25:33.240 on ventilators and and made videos of look at all that. And then their excuse was, well, we just we

00:25:38.680 didn't feel, you know, like we didn't want to expose the people who were actually on the ventilators.

00:25:44.420 So we got a mannequin. No, you're full of shit. And when you tell that to leftists, they go, wow,

00:25:49.560 like, I mean, the mannequins, I mean, you know, COVID was an invisible threat that we allowed

00:25:58.560 the government to take away our rights and close everything for. And liberals thought it was all

00:26:07.040 real. If you don't wear your mask on the plane, your $1, $2 shitty mask made in China, then, you know,

00:26:16.120 you're a bad person. And you're not believing the science, you're not believing the, you know,

00:26:22.940 the pharmacy, even though all the pharmaceutical companies were the ones that made the profit,

00:26:28.880 which two years before COVID, all the liberals were going pharmaceutical companies are evil.

00:26:34.940 And they're working with, you know, big, big, like the farming companies. What's that big seed company?

00:26:46.120 What is it?

00:26:54.200 Whatever. Monsanto. That was the liberals before they were like, oh, Monsanto is evil. And they're

00:27:02.100 putting stuff in the food and they're working with the pharmaceutical companies to put drugs

00:27:06.920 in the food to make. And then COVID happened and liberals were like, oh, I believe every single

00:27:11.040 word of it. But now that there's a literal shooting, you have two people dead, one, the shooter and

00:27:18.420 another family, the head of a family, a father of a family. And liberals are just like, it's fake.

00:27:26.200 It's all staged. And their thing is it's staged to make him look cool. It's staged so that he'll win.

00:27:32.540 So what you're really saying is it wasn't staged, but he did look cool and he is going to win.

00:27:37.500 So. I don't get it. I don't get the reasoning why people want Biden to win or they don't want Trump

00:27:49.960 to win. The only possible reason is that you've been brainwashed because.

00:27:54.420 If you ask somebody in 2017 or 2018, was gas cheaper, was food cheaper? And the answer is yes.

00:28:07.280 But. Was there no war in Ukraine? Was there no.

00:28:17.220 Globalized intifada against against Jewish people. If the answer is yes.

00:28:24.420 You're correct. But. Then you're lying to yourself because you know that the world would be a better

00:28:31.680 place if this guy was president.

00:28:37.280 Being Donald Trump.

00:28:39.580 And liberals can't handle the fact that people like Amber Rose or rappers or other artists are in favor of

00:28:47.960 Trump. And they don't realize that Trump is now the party that artists will vote for.

00:28:55.700 And if you're asking, oh, that's not possible. Artists are liberal.

00:28:59.160 No. Poor artists are liberal.

00:29:02.400 Artists who don't make any money are liberal or artists like Bill Burr or others that make so much money that they,

00:29:11.360 you know, and basically the only reason they make so much money is because they've been told,

00:29:15.400 hey, you can never really come out as a Trumper or we're not going to put you in the next episode of gay Disney Star Wars.

00:29:27.260 Artists who are independent, making money like myself want to see Trump in power.

00:29:35.400 We want to see Pierre Polyev in power.

00:29:37.760 And the reason is because we want things to be cheaper.

00:29:41.480 We want our businesses to run smoother.

00:29:46.520 And we want to have more money.

00:29:49.040 People who are making a couple hundred thousand dollars are the left is trying to demonize these

00:29:54.660 people and say anybody making over a hundred grand is just like a bajillion.

00:29:59.040 And it should be treated like Elon Musk and is just a bajillionaire.

00:30:03.880 And we should just, you know, these are the people we need to go after.

00:30:09.340 And these are the people who need to be paying higher taxes.

00:30:11.520 No.

00:30:12.360 If you just started a business that just started getting successful, you're making a hundred,

00:30:15.780 two hundred, maybe even three hundred K.

00:30:17.520 You should not have to pay 50% of that to taxes so that people who make five, 10, 15, 20,

00:30:27.440 $25,000 a year are just supposed to get all these free checks and incentives from people

00:30:33.900 who are breaking their backs, starting businesses and working their asses off.

00:30:37.100 I just don't think that that's true.

00:30:42.040 And there's comedians, the comedians, at least here in Austin, who are like, oh,

00:30:47.520 I don't know how people can vote for Trump.

00:30:49.220 I just don't.

00:30:49.740 I mean, those are poor comedians that are basically living off of minimum wage and welfare

00:30:56.640 checks and government handouts and incentives.

00:31:01.020 And if they.

00:31:06.580 They don't want to have to grow up and fend for themselves.

00:31:12.800 This is the thing.

00:31:13.940 The ideology of the Republicans is even if you're poor, you can still get rich.

00:31:19.240 Even if you're uneducated, you can get an education.

00:31:22.760 You can make money.

00:31:24.080 You can have a future.

00:31:25.600 Whereas the left is saying, oh, no, if you're poor, that's systematic racism.

00:31:31.560 That's not your fault.

00:31:32.560 It's the government's fault.

00:31:33.880 It's society's fault.

00:31:35.100 And we're here to take care of you.

00:31:37.420 You don't need to work harder.

00:31:38.880 You don't need to get educated.

00:31:40.120 We're just going to make sure we're going to take money from people who work hard and give

00:31:44.220 it to you so that you can afford to smoke weed and drink all day.

00:31:50.140 No, that is a.

00:31:53.580 Pessimist attitude.

00:31:54.580 In my opinion, the Republicans have an optimistic attitude towards.

00:32:01.500 People on.

00:32:04.680 Towards the less fortunate.

00:32:06.660 They see the homeless like in Texas, they see homeless and they go, let's make it illegal

00:32:10.680 to sleep outside.

00:32:12.040 Let's make it as hard as possible for them to get drugs.

00:32:14.700 Let's make and and give them then there's and the resources that they're giving them

00:32:21.500 aren't.

00:32:25.080 You know, what are those injection sites?

00:32:28.440 They're not safe injection sites.

00:32:30.480 They're giving them the resources to find jobs and find homes, cut them off from sleeping

00:32:36.380 outside, cut them off from being able to do drugs all day out in the open and get them

00:32:42.220 some jobs and get them in a house and get them back on their feet.

00:32:46.880 That is how you solve homelessness.

00:32:48.620 You don't solve homelessness by going.

00:32:50.960 It's just a problem that will always happen.

00:32:53.560 And we should just give them more drugs and we should let them sleep wherever they want.

00:32:59.240 And they could sleep in the foyer of your building and they can sleep in the lobby of the office

00:33:04.940 buildings and they can just do whatever they want.

00:33:08.320 And they're the special people in society that we should take care of.

00:33:12.220 Not the people working their asses off the rich people who are paying 90 percent of the

00:33:16.700 taxes, no matter what, even if you don't raise the taxes.

00:33:20.980 Let's just care about poor people and homeless people.

00:33:24.520 Let's make let's put them on a pedestal.

00:33:26.880 It's the same with the trans and the gay.

00:33:28.440 Let's put trans and trans on the top and and straight white men on the bottom.

00:33:34.140 It's ridiculous because people shouldn't be looking at straight white men going, oh, pieces

00:33:42.240 of shit with their families and they're making money and investing in real estate and driving

00:33:49.920 a nice car.

00:33:51.560 Pieces of God.

00:33:52.620 No, they should be looking at them going, what are they doing that I'm not doing?

00:33:55.560 Because the government and the leftist media shit, they're all trying to convince.

00:34:02.240 They're trying to convince poor people that those people are rich just because they're

00:34:06.320 just magically rich and you're magically poor and it'll always be like that.

00:34:10.300 No, you can be Hispanic or black or gay or trans or homeless and turn your life around.

00:34:19.820 And in five years, live in a nice neighborhood with, quote, unquote, rich white people or

00:34:25.820 middle class white people or whatever it is in a safe neighborhood and have a good life

00:34:31.000 and have a family.

00:34:31.840 You don't have to be forever poor.

00:34:34.760 That is pessimistic attitude.

00:34:37.360 If anybody who's poor and sitting on their couch and has and doesn't know what the fuck

00:34:42.160 to do today, all of a sudden society tells them you are capable of getting there.

00:34:48.520 You are capable of picking yourself up by your bootstraps.

00:34:52.460 Then eventually more and more people will do that.

00:34:55.360 The more prosperous people are in a country, the more their vote matters, the more money

00:35:00.480 you have, the more your vote matters.

00:35:02.080 We know that.

00:35:04.180 And people just want to say, oh, well, I'm poor, so I'll never my vote doesn't matter.

00:35:09.420 So I might as well.

00:35:11.520 It's just a defeatist attitude.

00:35:13.320 And I think I'm fighting against that in a lot of ways with this podcast.

00:35:19.220 And fuck it.

00:35:20.960 I don't really give a shit.

00:35:22.180 You know, I'm trying to be myself.

00:35:23.940 I'm trying to talk about things that bother me.

00:35:25.760 And a lot of people, you know, my job's not easy as a comedian and as a podcaster.

00:35:35.560 Right.

00:35:36.280 Every day I have people telling me after my Kill Tony came out, I had people messaging

00:35:40.480 me going, you know, kill yourself.

00:35:43.180 You're a fat faggot.

00:35:45.020 You bombed.

00:35:46.200 You're worthless.

00:35:47.340 You should get out of this country.

00:35:49.900 Like, you know, and then people are, is that a, that's every day to do comedy in this world.

00:35:58.200 If you want to do comedy, Richard Pryor wasn't getting, you know, he, there was no comments.

00:36:05.800 There was no comment section under his YouTube.

00:36:09.420 He didn't have YouTube.

00:36:10.740 He did a comedy special.

00:36:12.400 It went on a VHS or, or, or whatever, and was sold and rented and people watched it in

00:36:21.300 their homes and had their personal opinions about it.

00:36:23.560 And then they moved on with their lives.

00:36:26.260 Yes.

00:36:26.440 Of course they had fan mail and people sent traditionally they never read fan mail, but

00:36:31.340 now the second you log into your app, the first thing it shows you is, is comments and,

00:36:36.280 and, and stuff like that.

00:36:37.580 And yes, of course you should, if you're an artist, you should turn all of that off and

00:36:41.380 not give a shit.

00:36:42.440 And, but people are curious people.

00:36:44.380 It's human nature.

00:36:45.200 You want to see what people are saying about you.

00:36:47.800 And that's just how it is.

00:36:49.660 Like I, when my kill Tony episode came out, you know, I'm standing outside of kill Tony

00:36:55.080 lining up again to try again.

00:36:57.380 Cause it wasn't, I mean, I don't think my set was good enough or the audience was off

00:37:02.380 or I was, my timing was off.

00:37:04.000 Cause I hadn't done a one minute thing and blah, blah, blah, whatever the reasoning

00:37:07.980 wanted to try again.

00:37:09.700 But that's where I watched my kill Tony debut with the live comments on the YouTube premier.

00:37:18.980 And it's, it's split, you know, half the people like, this is hilarious.

00:37:22.400 Some people are like, this is funnier than the regulars.

00:37:24.780 Other people are like any one bucket pole is better than this guy.

00:37:27.920 He's shit.

00:37:29.140 But this is the problem now with, because of social media and the internet is you have

00:37:33.500 people who never amounted to anything, people who work low end, minimum wage, loser jobs

00:37:42.780 where they don't want to improve their lives.

00:37:45.000 They don't have girlfriends.

00:37:46.100 They don't have wives.

00:37:47.040 They don't have kids.

00:37:47.840 They have a dream that they could have been a comedian or that they're the funny one.

00:37:54.120 And they're the quirky one.

00:37:55.540 And you see these people lining up in Austin, Texas for kill Tony with the bad haircut and

00:38:00.680 the shirt with a bunch of little, you know, cartoons and anime bullshit on it.

00:38:05.860 And they're like, Oh, I'm really funny.

00:38:07.360 Cause I say retard once in a while.

00:38:09.280 These people are loser bottom of the barrel people.

00:38:14.220 And these are the people that artists are looking at comments and worrying about.

00:38:19.800 You shouldn't worry about these people because nine times out of 10, when somebody leaves

00:38:24.300 a negative comment on your stuff, if you go to their profile, their first picture is

00:38:29.400 either a cat or them with a cat.

00:38:33.260 They don't have wives.

00:38:34.940 They don't have girlfriends.

00:38:35.780 They don't have homes.

00:38:36.760 They don't have real estate.

00:38:37.960 They don't have investments.

00:38:38.840 They don't have money.

00:38:39.660 They don't have anything.

00:38:40.660 So their opinion shouldn't be valid.

00:38:44.100 And that's like all these people saying, Oh, if, if the Republicans get in, they're going

00:38:49.160 to be putting people in concentration camps.

00:38:51.580 The only reason they're saying that is because they're worried that they're the people that

00:38:54.880 are going to be put in the concentration camp because they know that nobody's going to

00:38:58.280 fucking miss them.

00:38:59.660 It's not like when they put Jews in concentration camps where people are like, Oh, what happened

00:39:03.700 to the local deli?

00:39:04.800 What happened to the local shoe repair guy?

00:39:08.320 What happened to my lawyer?

00:39:09.600 What happened to the professor?

00:39:11.140 What happened to my doctor?

00:39:12.740 No.

00:39:13.500 If they put people in concentration camps now, it's going to be, nobody will notice.

00:39:17.820 They'll just go, why is everything better?

00:39:19.840 Why is everything?

00:39:20.960 And I'm not condoning this.

00:39:22.460 And I don't think this should happen at all.

00:39:23.840 But the people who are worried about it, they realize that maybe I'm on the chopping block

00:39:29.100 here of society because I don't have kids.

00:39:31.060 I don't have friends.

00:39:32.180 I don't have anything.

00:39:33.480 I don't have a following.

00:39:34.720 I have nothing.

00:39:35.640 And, you know, all, all these people do is go and try and ruin other people's days online

00:39:41.800 and ruin other people's days.

00:39:43.640 The, the, the shooter, the Trump shooter, same bullshit.

00:39:46.640 Just a loser with no friends, no nothing.

00:39:51.000 And he was bullied.

00:39:52.220 We don't, I'm sorry, but we don't, what value are these people giving to society?

00:39:56.720 Are they teaching us something?

00:39:58.820 Maybe they are.

00:39:59.520 They're teaching us something about ourselves, about tolerance.

00:40:02.740 You know, the, the tolerance is a word that we don't use anymore because we're obsessed

00:40:06.880 now with diversity, equity, inclusion.

00:40:08.820 We, we went from tolerating people to inclusion.

00:40:11.880 We have to include, you have to include, even though that here, here's a person that doesn't

00:40:16.880 fit in, include them.

00:40:18.160 And then they get, end up getting bullied and then they turn into a frigging, you know,

00:40:22.520 some sort of shooter and people are like, you know, how could this happen?

00:40:28.020 What do you mean?

00:40:28.420 You tried to include a loser into fucking society before the internet, those people stayed

00:40:34.780 in their homes.

00:40:35.800 They stayed in their basement.

00:40:37.260 They watched VHS is all day.

00:40:40.020 And then they went to bed.

00:40:42.040 Now they have access to every single individual in the world.

00:40:45.260 They have access to all this information of where are the politicians today?

00:40:49.700 Where are the, you know, they're tracking them and they're out of their minds and they're

00:40:52.800 trying to, they're trying to, they're trying to, they're trying to, it's social media.

00:41:00.180 It's people don't have enough faith in themselves.

00:41:03.400 They don't have enough to do.

00:41:05.240 They don't have enough money.

00:41:09.080 And people say, oh, that's the one thing though, that I disagree is they go, well, people are

00:41:13.140 poor.

00:41:13.740 So what else are they supposed to do?

00:41:14.960 Make more money.

00:41:15.960 Oh, I'm so poor.

00:41:18.280 So I have to go on the internet and comment on people's shit and post pictures of my cat

00:41:22.940 as my profile picture.

00:41:24.580 No, you're supposed to, if you're poor, delete social media, go get a job, save up some money,

00:41:32.020 buy a property somewhere where property's cheap, rent it out, rinse and repeat until you have

00:41:37.780 some money, start a business, start a window cleaning business, start a frigging car cleaning

00:41:42.980 business, start something, do something with your life and improve and become bigger and

00:41:51.440 better.

00:41:51.920 That's what life is about.

00:41:53.680 Life is not about sitting around and waiting and complaining and hoping that, you know,

00:41:58.040 the government gives you enough money to survive.

00:42:00.800 And if they don't, then they failed you.

00:42:02.520 I'm pretty sure it's Ronald Reagan that said, or maybe is it JFK, is it JFK that said, it's

00:42:10.520 not what your country can do for you.

00:42:12.600 It's what you can do for your country.

00:42:14.880 That's what it's about.

00:42:16.540 Oh, I'm poor.

00:42:17.620 What can my country do for me?

00:42:18.980 Not much.

00:42:19.600 What can you do for the country?

00:42:20.940 How do you become a better person and add to American society and become an individual

00:42:29.580 that's dignified in some way, because these people online obsessed with hating Israel and

00:42:38.400 obsessed with hating Trump and obsessed with hating colonialism, they're not dignified people,

00:42:44.840 no matter how much money you have.

00:42:47.060 People like AOC and all these lying scum that for the last four or eight years have been

00:42:57.620 saying how Trump's ruining society, Trump's the evil guy, Trump.

00:43:01.980 Anybody who supports Trump is basically a domestic terrorist and is a radical and is an extremist.

00:43:07.340 And and then now that he got shot, they're sitting there going, oh, you know, the rhetoric

00:43:13.220 and it's we, you know, we got to tone it down and it's bullshit that you're the one that

00:43:18.800 wasn't toning it down.

00:43:20.560 You're the one that made it.

00:43:21.920 And then they go, well, look at all these, you know, you know, fuck Trudeau flags and

00:43:26.620 F Joe F Joe Biden flags and all this stuff.

00:43:29.640 And it's like, that's a response.

00:43:32.820 To people on the left saying that the people on the right are all these demonizing them

00:43:41.040 so heavily that they came.

00:43:44.940 Finally, they came back and now the left is going, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:43:48.360 Look at what you're saying.

00:43:49.480 It's like we're saying that because you guys said that it's the retaliation.

00:43:54.060 It's it's the gaslighting.

00:43:56.360 It's like being in a relationship with somebody who pisses you off.

00:44:00.660 Finally, you snap, you say something rude and then they go, look how much of an asshole

00:44:04.540 you are.

00:44:05.420 That's what the left is doing here.

00:44:07.280 And it's embarrassing.

00:44:10.060 It's feminized energy.

00:44:12.460 You look at any single one of the people who support Biden or support.

00:44:20.420 Getting rid of Trump and you look at their profile pictures or any picture of them or what

00:44:25.840 they look like, they're feminized men, they're weak people, they're low income, low education.

00:44:37.720 Trump used to say, oh, I love the poorly educated.

00:44:41.260 Now, the people who hate Trump are poorly educated and not just poorly educated.

00:44:46.180 They're just dumb and that's my opinion on it.

00:44:53.200 We got a couple other videos before we get out of here.

00:44:56.800 Here's a video.

00:44:57.880 This is everybody saying that the shooter was bullied.

00:45:01.420 This is him apparently being bullied.

00:45:06.080 Stop.

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00:45:15.780 I don't know how he was bullied so bad.

00:45:22.580 It was it was so bad, I'm sure.

00:45:25.980 What's he watching on that phone?

00:45:27.980 I'm sure he's watching kill Tony.

00:45:30.680 I can almost assure you he is watching.

00:45:36.780 The newest episodes of kill Tony.

00:45:41.280 I don't know what to say.

00:45:42.280 it's it was a disastrous monday or sunday whenever it happened it was embarrassing

00:45:52.600 here's the video of trump entering the rnc now all of his secret service of course are men

00:46:00.760 because it's a it was disastrous to watch that woman she couldn't put the gun in her holster

00:46:09.280 she's looking around she's saying whoa what is the what and there's and the woman it's a woman who

00:46:18.040 runs the secret service apparently she was in the secret service for 26 years then she was the head

00:46:23.240 of security at pepsi and then she's now running the secret service and you know of course she's

00:46:30.980 behind we need more women why why do we need more women in it do we need does anybody ever say

00:46:38.520 that we need more men uh to to work at cvs does anybody say that does anybody say oh we need

00:46:47.180 more men working um as prostitutes that's what we need we need more men working as strippers we need

00:46:58.740 more men working as uh marijuana dispensary attendants we need more men working as nurses

00:47:09.320 we need more men working as school teachers nobody ever says that nobody ever says that but when it's

00:47:18.760 a male-dominated industry we need women in it why why why let the women do what the fucking women want

00:47:26.720 to do and i'm sorry to say this but the majority of women want an easy life they want things to be

00:47:34.260 paid for they want kids and they want to be at home and they want to take care of those kids and that's

00:47:40.660 the majority i'm not saying all yes some women i don't know i never met any but from a young age i want

00:47:47.260 to be in the secret service and protect the president what do we do we don't even that would

00:47:55.460 make more sense 50 years ago when boys and girls played cowboys and indians together and they both

00:48:02.600 shot at each other with cap guns and that make but now you're telling me that these girls who grew up

00:48:08.680 with britney spears and barbie and fucking brats dolls you're telling me these girls want to protect

00:48:19.840 high value individuals give me a break seriously so here's the video of all men walking in

00:48:28.640 and this is the thing folks i don't like i don't feel comfortable all the time just sounding like

00:48:52.940 a you know quote unquote he's just a right-wing talking head and he's right wing it's like no

00:48:58.620 i just want the country that i grew up in where both left wing and right wing were working together

00:49:05.240 to make the country overall a better place with push and pull that's one thing but now it's so

00:49:12.420 obvious that there's one party the left that wants the country to be in ruins they want everybody to be

00:49:18.620 poor they want illegal immigrants everywhere they want uh you know everything to be super expensive and

00:49:24.620 the excuse for that is well maybe you'll buy less things and that is good for the

00:49:28.400 environment and they want to tax you more and they wanted you know but they still want war and they

00:49:33.680 still that's the left and then the right's like no more war everything's going to be cheaper and

00:49:38.640 everybody should have a job and be able to become prosperous how can you be on the side of the left

00:49:44.720 like i can't do it i can't consciously or consciously or whatever the fucking word is

00:49:50.480 i can't do it and since right before covid i even saw this happening in canada one of the first thing

00:50:01.880 that happened that i really got pissed off about was in canada the native people started protesting

00:50:11.500 a small protest and then all these white people joined in and started shut down the railroad that

00:50:17.100 was a big thing shut down the railroad everybody get on the train tracks and protest the railroad

00:50:23.060 because we don't want a pipeline we don't want our country to be prosperous and and produce the

00:50:29.120 natural oil and gas it's if it's not produced here it's going to be produced somewhere else and then

00:50:32.840 we're going to have to pay to ship it here and then some massive cargo ship is going to be polluting

00:50:38.280 the ocean all the way from fucking saudi arabia to canada to america to bring us the oil because

00:50:44.620 canada doesn't want to build a pipeline and so those people stood in front of train tracks they

00:50:50.620 cost the country billions of billions of dollars every day that the trains were shut down and i was

00:50:55.280 making fun of it and then before covid and then when covid happened and then it became even more clear

00:51:01.120 that the people on the left were the people banging the pots and pans and you know demanding you wear

00:51:08.700 a face mask and and demanding this and and and calling people you know i remember some kid kid in my

00:51:15.840 building who's some communist marxist fag you know saying oh uh you know anybody who doesn't get the

00:51:24.240 vaccine at this point is a bio bio bio bio terrorist that all the it's i i can't consciously consciously

00:51:32.700 consciously consciously consciously consciously consciously consciously i guess it's just consciously

00:51:43.400 i can't consciously try to be in the middle when i don't think there's any value in being in the middle

00:51:59.200 if you're in the middle now that means you're still going to vote for trump that means you're still

00:52:04.340 going to vote in canada for pierre polio there is no real middle there's no middle where they're like

00:52:10.280 i don't care about what's going on if you don't care about what's going on you're an idiot because it's

00:52:16.320 so obvious that what's happening with politics and what's happening with these leaders is affecting us

00:52:23.360 more than it ever has for the past five years before five years ago i most people couldn't care less

00:52:30.440 who was in power everything was status quo everything was chill and in the last five years it's become

00:52:37.540 apparent that the people in charge want to radically change things and using propaganda and all these tools

00:52:46.800 that are that are fucking with people's heads now people you know i i had my my website guy oh your

00:52:55.840 your podcast is very serious now and it's not very funny and why aren't you making more jokes and well

00:53:01.660 i'm being myself i'm being myself and my goal is for this podcast to be the biggest podcast in the world

00:53:09.200 one day we are continuing to move forward towards that uh i think that i'm speaking for people who think

00:53:16.360 logically i don't think i'm speaking for a party i don't think i'm speaking for you know the right

00:53:22.920 wing or i'm speaking against what i think is ridiculous what i think is stupid i'm speaking in

00:53:30.780 favor of what i think is in the best interest of myself and my family and other families out there

00:53:37.860 and if you didn't think today was funny just remember that i'm wearing a bandage on my ear thank you

00:53:45.080 so much for listening to the bankers show come and see me live we got a bunch of dates coming up

00:53:52.440 of course i'm going to be in bob cajun those shows are sold out niagara falls ontario canada we still

00:54:00.420 have tickets left two shows august 2nd and 3rd august 7th i'm going to be in nashville tennessee

00:54:06.360 at zany's thursday august 8th rosemont illinois zany's comedy club friday august 9th new york comedy

00:54:16.220 club stamford connecticut sunday august 11th comedy connection east providence rhode island wednesday

00:54:23.260 august 14th mcgooby's joke house timonium maryland friday august 16th new york comedy club in the east

00:54:30.360 village new york new york in manhattan thursday august 22nd mic drop mania chandler arizona i'm

00:54:36.620 going to be there august 22nd 23rd 24th in chandler arizona at mic drop mania sunday august 25th

00:54:45.360 plano house of comedy friday august 30th mic drop comedy in san diego i'm going to be at mic drop

00:54:52.640 comedy in san diego friday august 30th and saturday august 31st friday september 6th maxwell's concert

00:55:00.300 events in waterloo one night only september 6th waterloo ontario canada go get tickets for that

00:55:06.760 hamilton ontario sold out september 7th september 8th tickets available in hamilton we added a show

00:55:14.040 in toronto ontario september 18th the royal theater over half sold out the other two shows in toronto are

00:55:23.460 already sold out september 21st the bronson center in ottawa one of the that is the biggest show that i've

00:55:30.060 ever done in canada so you need to go get tickets for that and calgary alberta uh san jose oxnard

00:55:36.920 hollywood irvine tulsa denver houston charlotte atlanta edmonton all coming up i appreciate you

00:55:44.340 guys i love you guys thank you for supporting thank you for watching the podcast comment do your worst in

00:55:49.660 the comments i don't care what you say about me tell me how much you hated that i was too too much

00:55:54.200 kvetching and he's too jewish and he's too this and he's too that and then why are you watching

00:55:58.660 motherfuckers enjoy your fucking day enjoy your week thank you so much good night

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Bankas Podcast - July 16, 2024

Trump Assassination Attempt and Agent Cody Bankas ｜ The Bankas Show - #059

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