Bankas Podcast - July 21, 2024


Global IT Outage with Armin Arbabi & Daniel Bordman ｜ The Bankas Show on Patreon - #044


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

159.87248

Word Count

1,655

Sentence Count

161

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

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Daniel Boardman and Armin Arbabi discuss the assassination of President Donald Trump, the attack on Tel Aviv by a Muslim woman on a stand-up comedy tour, and the lack of diversity in comedy in the comedy community.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to The Bankist Show on Patreon. Of course, the first 10 minutes are free. Please like and
00:00:05.380 subscribe to the channel, like the video, and get ready because we're going to be talking about some
00:00:12.280 of the things that have been going on. I've been having 24-7 propaganda being pumped into my brain
00:00:18.200 via every single possible outlet. I'm on X watching all the crazy shit that's happening.
00:00:25.320 I have the TV on all day on mainstream media propaganda news. I also have other things to
00:00:35.060 talk about after the first 10 minutes, which of course are free. We're going to be talking about
00:00:38.640 some of the things Armin and I hate about the comedy communities across this great
00:00:46.840 North American plane. But please, welcome to the show, of course, Daniel Boardman,
00:00:56.080 and Armin Arbabi are here today, and we're going to be talking about some important things that are
00:01:01.280 going on. Of course, we have the assassination attempt of former President Donald Trump. We have
00:01:06.400 everything going on with Jews. We know the Jews are responsible for 95% of the world's problems,
00:01:15.340 if not more, according to X and many of the people on there. So let's jump into it.
00:01:24.720 First, we're going to go to Daniel Boardman. What has been happening? Tel Aviv is under attack.
00:01:36.600 We know that it's justified, of course, because and Justin Trudeau actually has just hired a new
00:01:42.960 liberal MP or Houthis region. I believe her last name is Palestine. So we know I can bring that up.
00:01:54.660 But while I bring that up, Daniel, just give us give us a little snapshot. What's going on with Israel?
00:02:02.200 Israel, the Houthis attacked it, like they said they have been doing. So this is just, yeah,
00:02:07.720 the Houthis. It's just more Islamic Republic militias. Sorry?
00:02:13.140 Oh, Kudu Hersey? Kudu Hersey?
00:02:17.760 Oh, yeah.
00:02:19.940 She attacked. She got 90K on Instagram to attack Israel.
00:02:26.720 That's pretty sick, though.
00:02:28.400 If you don't know what he's talking about, if you don't know what he's talking about,
00:02:30.840 Houthis, a Canadian comedian who somehow got admitted to the United States, although she
00:02:39.460 hates America, believes it is a colonialist hell. But let's actually pull up Houthis for a moment
00:02:48.720 before we get into what's going on with Israel. Let's just go quickly to Houthu Hersey.
00:03:00.140 How do you spell her last name?
00:03:02.440 I assume it ends in I.
00:03:03.960 I don't know, man.
00:03:05.040 Oh, here we go. So this is Houthu Hersey.
00:03:09.160 It's because, wait, wait, the Houthis? It just sounds so...
00:03:12.480 It just sounds like she's just doing a tour in Tel Aviv.
00:03:16.480 So what you're saying is this...
00:03:18.320 They're being attacked by a Muslim woman speaking.
00:03:22.020 There's terrible comedy going on in Tel Aviv.
00:03:24.940 One person dead.
00:03:26.100 Brought to you by Ha Ha Ha.
00:03:28.740 That's the look you give in airport security to your boy.
00:03:31.940 You're like, yo, we're about to do something.
00:03:33.700 Okay.
00:03:36.860 Let's just quickly, before we get into it, I know we were going to make...
00:03:40.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:41.220 Let's just start this for trauma.
00:03:43.940 Before we get into it, we're actually promoting Houthu Hersey.
00:03:51.480 The free part of For Your Fans is just, here's some...
00:03:54.680 I like that she matched her hijab to the curtain behind her.
00:03:59.200 So it's like...
00:03:59.720 Guys, let's just dive into the trauma of it all.
00:04:04.140 My dad, very supportive, loves my comedy, very supportive of my career.
00:04:08.860 My mom hates it, okay?
00:04:11.720 Because life is about balance.
00:04:14.360 And...
00:04:14.840 All right.
00:04:16.980 So this is the woman responsible for the attack in Tel Aviv.
00:04:20.600 Yeah, this is the child that's currently backed by Iran to attack Tel Aviv.
00:04:26.500 This is Iranian comedy, folks.
00:04:28.100 This is funded by the...
00:04:30.860 Yeah, she's got the diabetes, and we had to...
00:04:37.400 This is obviously one of the funniest comedians that has ever come out of Canada, as we know.
00:04:42.700 And she's one of the most popular, with over 99,000 followers.
00:04:47.780 And followers of a course, I mean followers of the Koran.
00:04:51.120 So what I'm trying to understand...
00:04:54.260 No, we are joking about that.
00:04:56.040 But in all seriousness, so Israel, always under attack.
00:05:01.420 We know that.
00:05:02.020 But they are responsible.
00:05:03.940 Borbin, can you explain why everybody thinks that the Jews are responsible for all the Muslims coming to Western countries?
00:05:17.720 Yeah, I don't know.
00:05:18.820 Because people just want to blame the Jews for it.
00:05:20.520 And there are probably some idiot left-wing Jews who think, like, idiot left-wing ideas are good.
00:05:25.260 But you can find idiot lefties of all, like, walks who think their own countries are terrible.
00:05:29.920 And, like, you know, oh, let's just amass migration away all the problems.
00:05:34.700 I thought it was, like, a George Soros conspiracy.
00:05:37.180 Like, he's trying to weaken the West or some shit.
00:05:39.260 That's always the right-wing thing that I've seen.
00:05:40.920 Yeah, like, listen, Soros is lefty too.
00:05:41.960 But Soros funds all the anti-Israel organizations.
00:05:43.960 So it's all just, like, mixed up.
00:05:45.480 And, like, everyone...
00:05:46.060 People can think whatever they want to think in the modern world.
00:05:49.180 Because you can search whatever you want to find and, like, just, you know, anyone can be mad at anyone.
00:05:53.140 But, yeah, we're Jews are pretty good at being, you know, hated by everyone.
00:05:56.040 There's always a Jew there.
00:05:58.580 This is the most Jewish answer.
00:06:00.020 They're like, I don't know.
00:06:01.380 Yeah, that answer kind of made me hate you for being Jewish.
00:06:06.040 Like, listening to that response, I was like, well, why don't we just do that?
00:06:09.600 Well, part of the thing is that people who say, like, oh, Jews are bringing all these refugees so that they can, you know, have a better...
00:06:17.620 I don't really understand what they think that the reasoning is for that.
00:06:21.540 But the Jews that are...
00:06:22.540 Maybe it's because they want the whole world to know what it's like to live next to scary Muslims.
00:06:27.260 And then everyone's just going to be okay with Palestine.
00:06:29.820 No, all the leftists are just naive.
00:06:31.500 Like, they think, oh, like, we'll bring in people from all these different places.
00:06:34.620 And it's...
00:06:35.520 And I'll be nice to them.
00:06:36.660 And then that will make them good people.
00:06:38.760 And then I will prove that we can all get along and coexist.
00:06:41.340 Why do Jewish people have such a...
00:06:42.940 Like, because most cultures, it's like they're either traditionally conservative or left.
00:06:47.200 But why do Jews have, like, conservative Jews and then also, like, left-wing Jews?
00:06:51.700 What do you mean?
00:06:52.140 That's, like, every type of person.
00:06:54.540 No, there's no, like, Italian lefties, though.
00:06:57.680 Not really.
00:06:58.240 Yes, there are.
00:06:59.020 Yes, there are.
00:06:59.440 Why do you think...
00:06:59.800 When did you meet them?
00:07:00.960 Mussolini was...
00:07:01.720 I mean, Mussolini was an inventor of fascism.
00:07:03.640 He came out of the socialist trade union parts.
00:07:05.160 Like, it was Italian socialism.
00:07:07.280 And then, like...
00:07:08.160 What do you mean, like, Italian socialism?
00:07:09.600 They have multiple...
00:07:11.240 They have multiple parties in Italy.
00:07:13.240 Yeah.
00:07:14.320 No, but I'm saying you never meet, like, an Italian guy that's, like, super liberal.
00:07:20.040 But you'll meet, like, an old Jew that's, like, super lucky.
00:07:22.820 Yes, you do.
00:07:23.340 There's tons, tons, tons.
00:07:25.000 That's an idiotic statement.
00:07:26.980 But, no, there's tons of people from...
00:07:29.160 Well, this is the problem, is that every race, religion on Earth pretty much has multiple opinions on politics and other things.
00:07:37.180 However, it seems to be more so that the Muslim or Islamic or Arab communities have more of a tendency to lean one way, which is just in favor of whatever is best for the expansion of the religion.
00:07:53.180 Which, I mean, that's my vague understanding of what's going on with that.
00:07:57.720 But I think that's being overshadowed right now by everything that's going on with Donald Trump, which some people are saying, oh, look, they're doing, you know, Israel is behind this because they want to take attention off of Gaza.
00:08:09.280 Yeah, but these people are retarded.
00:08:11.080 Like, Nick Flint's people and, like, those, like, they're legit retarded.
00:08:14.800 Like, yes, Israel is flooding the West with refugees from Islamic countries because that way they can take allied countries who have had a strong history of allying with Israel and issues and turn them into enemy countries by subverting them into Islamic theocracies.
00:08:30.280 Like, it makes no sense.
00:08:31.420 But people just believe it because they want to believe all types of crazy things.
00:08:34.660 But, like, the more important thing is, like, you get it right, like, yeah, there's people who are, like, legit anti-Semites from left-righter hardcore Islamists who are using the Israel issue to push chaos.
00:08:45.020 But, like, at the end of the day, like, there's more important things, like, the world's falling.
00:08:49.180 Like, they tried to kill Trump.
00:08:50.680 Like, that's...
00:08:51.800 I think one of the more obvious things and conspiracies that's happening right now is that, I mean, they tried to assassinate Donald Trump.
00:09:00.680 And then within, what has it been, less than a week or just over a week?
00:09:05.000 And now we have...
00:09:06.640 It's less than a week.
00:09:07.300 It was Sunday.
00:09:08.280 So...
00:09:09.120 And now we have the largest internet outage in recorded history.
00:09:18.360 That's essentially what's happening here.
00:09:21.980 And I can bring this up for a second.
00:09:24.960 Internet outage latest.
00:09:26.760 We have, this is the crowd strike, says, global IT disruptions, not cyber attack.
00:09:38.120 Post-barrel internet outages plaguing small businesses.
00:09:42.380 So these, you know, this news outlet is blaming it on the...
00:09:47.820 Blaming it on the hurricane that's already over.
00:09:51.700 That, I mean, the hurricane was supposed to be a big issue that clearly wasn't that big of an issue.
00:09:56.600 But you do have these floods in Toronto as well.
00:10:00.420 So...
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