Bankas Podcast - Biden is a Chinese Guy in a Mask ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.000 hello and welcome to the bank is show everyone special episode the

00:00:06.800 most confused most of us have ever been in terms of what is going on in the world we don't really

00:00:15.680 know do we i think that's something that a lot of people are coming to the conclusion of after the

00:00:22.200 trump assassination attempt after biden dropped out of the race kamala harris is now

00:00:31.000 potentially is the president of the united states nobody really knows what's going on

00:00:37.380 nobody you can watch a thousand hours of twitter x every mainstream news station that exists

00:00:50.280 you can try to come to your own conclusions and none of it really makes sense

00:00:57.320 people were saying that biden might not be alive anymore they were saying that he's gone and now

00:01:06.380 kamala is in control and then of course biden appeared he appeared and there was a video of

00:01:14.940 him getting out of a car and going up the stairs of air force one and of course what i personally

00:01:22.740 think and what a lot of people think is that that is not the real biden that is a person wearing a

00:01:30.200 hollywood cia mask it is a person it might even be a chinese guy in a mask because we don't know and

00:01:41.980 we you know there was the infamous phone call in from delaware that biden made while kamala was making

00:01:52.800 a speech and he says a few words it is so good to hear our president's voice joe i know you're still

00:02:02.260 on the on the call and we've been talking every day um you probably you guys heard it from doug's voice

00:02:08.460 we love joe and jill we really do they truly are like family to us and we do everybody here

00:02:15.320 it's mutual i knew you were still there you're not going anywhere joe i'm watching you i'm watching

00:02:25.320 you kid i love you i love you joe none of it really makes sense and i am

00:02:30.780 kind of wanting to just step away from it all are we not on the same page with that i feel like a lot

00:02:40.260 of us people who have brains that are functioning that my brain has been put through a lot of things

00:02:46.900 i was put through the covid disaster fiasco catastrophe the the years of

00:02:56.380 lockdowns i mean i was in toronto canada one of the most locked down places in the world

00:03:02.960 for that period of time during the pandemic and the amount of propaganda that the average person

00:03:12.160 has been put through over the last few years is is really astounding

00:03:18.220 actually and i've done what i can to make fun of certain aspects of it of course on the canadian

00:03:27.960 front and now that i live in america making fun of many of the things that are happening here but

00:03:36.040 the forces that be seem extremely powerful and people are kind of realizing that people are kind of

00:03:45.100 feeling small similar to how they felt during covid when we were bombarded with images of people in

00:03:56.780 hospitals and you know on ventilators and we talked about this before that a lot of those were mannequins

00:04:03.220 and and just just the sheer volume of propaganda has people messed up people are messed up

00:04:15.160 and i'm a comedian folks i'm not a right wing talking head that's not what i want to do with my life i

00:04:26.660 don't want to be ben shapiro i don't want to be any of these people i don't even want to be the guy

00:04:32.680 the jew from barstool you know when the october 7th happened i was feeling bad for the jews and

00:04:41.700 whatnot of course the jews have been viciously attacked online and you know the the propaganda is

00:04:54.020 getting to me even i mean i just saw an article that benjamin netanyahu brings his dirty laundry

00:05:00.980 about eight suitcases with him to america every time he comes to america to get his laundry clean

00:05:06.360 for free because that's one of the perks that the u.s government does for you know delegates that that

00:05:15.220 come to the states they do their laundry for free so that he's taking advantage i don't know if that was

00:05:21.640 true but if it's true what the hell are we doing jews jews out there what what are we doing here

00:05:31.160 are we are we defending that i mean i've tried defending a lot of things but defending bringing

00:05:40.160 eight suitcases of dirty laundry to america i mean i can't i can't do it i mean they might as well

00:05:49.520 said every time bb gets off the plane he dumps a a bucket of pennies to that he'd like to pick up

00:05:57.120 off the ground what is going on seriously i have no idea i i thought i did i thought i knew then the

00:06:08.660 trump assassination attempt happened then biden stepped out of the race then they had the crowd

00:06:13.700 strike it outage which was completely insane and of course crowd strike has servers in ukraine

00:06:23.300 and it was part of the russia collusion impeachment that happened the phone call that happened between

00:06:34.020 zelensky and trump had to do with mentioning crowd strike it's all very bizarre and it's very hard

00:06:45.700 for an individual like me to just go well it's all a coincidence you know what i want to focus on i want

00:06:51.820 to focus on my stand-up comedy i want to focus on my stand-up comedy because i know that that's my

00:06:58.340 moneymaker that's my meal ticket and i love it i love stand-up comedy more than anything and i love

00:07:06.060 being in america i don't want to

00:07:08.900 destroy my brain with all of this information that 95 or like the the highest percent imaginable of this

00:07:24.700 information is just insane there's nothing you know are the jews behind it they're behind something

00:07:34.240 okay and i think you know even jews know this at a certain point you go well you know to jews who are

00:07:40.680 like well israel has a right to defend and then you go well aren't there some evil jews out there do it

00:07:47.080 like part of these big companies and epstein and and they're like well yeah i mean there's a couple

00:07:53.260 there's a couple out there so

00:07:56.540 it's hard to understand what the hell is going on but i'll tell you what's going on with me i feel

00:08:07.320 good i feel healthy i've been going to the gym i've been trying to focus on that focus on myself

00:08:13.280 i think that's the best thing people can do right now because we could wake up tomorrow to a

00:08:20.540 thermonuclear holocaust it does nothing now is really out of the question as far as i'm concerned

00:08:29.040 um in terms of what the hell could happen over the coming days coming weeks

00:08:35.140 i feel that uncertainty i feel that same uncertainty as covid and you know except now there's no lockdown

00:08:45.020 there's no disease the disease is the information the disease is the lack of information or the

00:08:51.780 overabundance of information the lack of information that makes sense i don't know what to believe anymore

00:09:00.000 i don't want to tell you what to believe i don't want to be told what to believe

00:09:05.160 i want to believe in myself and i think a lot of what's happening right now with this

00:09:13.140 overstimulation of information the amount of dramatic political events the political theater that's going

00:09:23.480 on right now it's all meant to take away from your sense of self it's it's all meant to just make you

00:09:31.860 and make your mind completely and utterly consumed with what's going on and what's happening what's

00:09:39.340 really going on how do i get to the bottom of this and let me spend more time on social media and let

00:09:44.480 me spend more time scrolling doom scrolling looking for answers trying to understand this angle that angle

00:09:51.740 how many shooters were there was there one was there two was it the cia was it it's all meant to make

00:09:58.860 you stop thinking and concentrating on yourself it's hard to concentrate on yourself when you feel

00:10:06.040 like the world's falling apart i think we had that with covid and now it's very obvious that the only

00:10:12.820 way out of this is it's a mental game you got to keep going to the gym that's something they took away

00:10:20.860 from people during covid but you need to keep going to the gym you need to eat right you need to spend

00:10:27.580 time with your families and i mean come to my comedy show we're going to talk about it we're going to

00:10:33.840 laugh laughing laughing's good remember laughing i don't even laugh i i go i i laugh so little

00:10:43.360 unfortunately recently because number one i'm in a new country i don't have my friends that really

00:10:51.540 make me laugh around me as much as i am used to i don't have those same familiar trustworthy voices

00:10:59.200 at comedy shows that i can go to the back of the room and you know poke fun at whatever i want to

00:11:06.320 poke fun at with that person namely armin or bobby we just did a couple patreon episodes if you want

00:11:13.900 to support the show patreon.com slash ben bankus we try to laugh at some things but yes it is tough

00:11:20.600 to ignore how insane everything is right now it really is

00:11:27.220 it's tough to just go well you know sometimes the one of the presidential nominees almost dies

00:11:36.140 and then the other guy drops out and then a woman is running it and then and then yahoo shows up

00:11:42.760 and then there's a power editor like there's so many things that you do get to a point where you go

00:11:49.980 okay this is this is getting weird this is getting real weird plus there's the ufo situation which i

00:11:57.920 mean i had my ufo experience not that long ago i saw three objects in the sky

00:12:05.800 i took my phone out to videotape it and then when it was a six second long clip that i got

00:12:11.900 and in the video there's like multiple there's like five different ufos

00:12:19.880 streaking across the sky including the three that i saw disappear into a cloud

00:12:24.740 now people say oh it's drones it's it's this it's that

00:12:28.680 i know what i saw i know what i saw i mean i don't but i know how it made me feel

00:12:35.480 i know that the things that i videotaped that i didn't see with my naked eye were scarier than what

00:12:42.400 i did i know there's something going on here there's something very very mission impossible

00:12:53.680 level james bond level crazy take over the world shit going on and we're just the npcs walking around

00:13:05.660 going this is getting weird and there's not much we can do about it there's not a whole lot we can do

00:13:14.100 about it something that i've considered is getting a flip phone and constant making my sphere of

00:13:24.800 knowledge a little bit smaller as horrible as that is and as much as i love the news and

00:13:31.080 you all know that i'm a news junkie and but this is an overload for me i can't i can't keep reading

00:13:39.100 about this i can't i can't keep watching clips of kamala harris laughing i can't keep watching

00:13:45.580 videos where it is zooming in on biden's face is that a mask is that not a mask i i that's what

00:13:52.060 social media is now it's that and then it's you know the jews and then it's uh you know hardcore

00:14:01.740 leftists crying because biden and and then they're celebrating because kamala and it's

00:14:08.720 it's psychotic what we're witnessing it really is a historic time we're in and of course

00:14:20.000 good for me i'm going on tour to some of the most populated places in america that you don't want to

00:14:29.280 be in when something bad happens i'm going to new york city i'm going to to los angeles i'm going

00:14:36.260 to dallas i'm going to chicago god forbid any of these things happen then you have all these

00:14:45.220 issues with airplanes going on which is freaking me out because you know i remember a few short

00:14:52.780 weeks ago i went back to toronto and did some spots at yuck yucks my home comedy club in toronto

00:15:01.220 and the owner mark reslin came up to me and said you know let's let's go have a chat

00:15:07.040 went upstairs how you doing how's the kid it's the wife and you know i told him it's it's you know

00:15:15.980 there's a lot of planes a lot of flying and he goes is this is what you wanted though this is what you

00:15:22.700 wanted though and it is i always dreamed at 15 at 16 when i hadn't even started stand-up comedy yet

00:15:32.300 and i wanted to be a stand-up comedian of the the road and traveling around and at 19 when i started

00:15:38.780 stand-up comedy all i wanted to do was do you know do comedy on the road and it was so fun at 20 and 21

00:15:45.760 to drive three hours from toronto to kingston ontario and do a set at absolute comedy seven

00:15:52.440 minute set and they go you're pretty good kid and and just you know all you wanted was to travel

00:15:58.520 and then now i'm traveling and the world is falling apart everything's just completely weird

00:16:08.820 and it's you know you have this situation where the southwest planes are flying low like 500 feet

00:16:17.660 above the in hawaii one of them did a dot you know it's it's sketching and whether these events are

00:16:26.340 even happening or they're just being told we're being told they're happening so that we are not as

00:16:32.720 interested to go flying which is something they want to do they want to get rid of

00:16:36.100 our ability to fly around in some ways maybe i don't completely disagree i love flying i love

00:16:43.120 going places and doing stuff but they want to get rid of it i don't know they say it's because of the

00:16:49.680 carbon footprint i mean i'm not one of these people who thinks that flying an airplane and burning that

00:16:55.680 much gasoline is good for anything in terms of the environment but getting rid of it all together

00:17:02.780 what is that going to do to society people can't travel

00:17:05.980 it's different it's a different world now than we grew up in to the point where

00:17:17.660 go watch the kids movies i've been watching the kids movies with my kid that we watched as kids

00:17:26.540 bugs life and toy story and first of all i want to mention that all these movies heavy jewish

00:17:33.120 influences a bugs life the crickets are basically the germans the ants are the jews right they want

00:17:43.200 the jews to do the thing for them and if they don't do it then they're gonna put them in a can like

00:17:51.620 it all the movies and you know there's lots of jewish actors in them a lot of jewish writers

00:17:57.920 who wrote these movies and they're amazing they're truly genius movies but when we saw those movies

00:18:05.440 it was that was the world we were living in but it was just fun and now it's like crazy

00:18:16.080 it's we had bill clinton and the dick sucking and all that bullshit and it was like not even a big

00:18:24.640 deal really it wasn't a big deal even george bush blowing up half the middle east seemed like not a

00:18:36.580 big deal for some reason i mean well because 9-11 happened people were angry now we have you know now

00:18:41.480 it's like what was 9-11 really and who was actually behind it then oh yeah yeah was it the

00:18:46.580 i mean there's evidence to suggest or it was the saudis or it was the whatever it was

00:18:56.040 when that all happened

00:18:59.500 things seemed more normal every and now we're in a situation where everybody just feels like

00:19:08.220 they're running around like a chicken with their head cut off the only people who seem to have any

00:19:12.740 direction and knowledge or not knowledge but understanding or perspective of what's happening

00:19:20.160 are really just the comedians it really is that bad where joe rogan's the only person trying to

00:19:28.080 figure out what the fuck's going on i mean the other comedians to the tim dillans and the

00:19:34.080 you know the theo vaughns and people who are questioning things and in general comedians

00:19:41.220 comedy is one of the few art forms right now that you can pursue and really make money at and there's

00:19:48.860 kind of a clear linear way to do it right you you do stand-up comedy you get good at comedy

00:19:56.100 you post your stand-up comedy clips those clips go viral then you get shows on the books you book

00:20:03.380 venues to do shows and because your clips are viral people know who you are and then they come to your

00:20:09.680 shows now you have a career that's never been the case ever so out of all the horrible things that

00:20:15.760 are happening or weird things that are happening in the world stand-up comedy is like this beaming light

00:20:21.720 in the darkness that's why in my opinion kill tony obviously it's a great show but why it's so popular

00:20:30.100 the people who watch it a lot of them are down and out a lot of these people you know they're they're

00:20:35.700 watching it from a they're working at a parking lot or and they can't afford anything and the world

00:20:41.980 is falling apart and it's like it's a it's a bit of a freak show and then it's also a bit of an

00:20:48.160 uplifting show because sometimes once in a while somebody who comes along and is incredible and it's

00:20:54.080 it's astounding i mean personally my set was okay my first ever set in 2021 was my better of the two

00:21:01.580 sets that i've done on kill tony and there's a lot of factors reasons why i think i mean i was at the

00:21:08.780 point that night i didn't think i was gonna get on somebody was like hey you want that oh maybe that

00:21:18.240 was a bad idea uh i was nervous when i found you know ben bancus you're on kill tony i'm scared

00:21:26.940 scare you and i had it i did not have a bad set by any means or a bad interview but i could have

00:21:33.220 done better and i will do better when i go on again hopefully and or as a guest a panelist maybe at one

00:21:39.960 day but i believe what i told you i don't know what to believe in terms of is joe biden wearing a fake

00:21:48.140 mask or is it a person is it fake and what is real i have no idea but what i do know is that i believe

00:21:54.620 in myself my abilities to be hilarious and try and understand what's going on

00:22:02.700 having a podcast what a what a what a privilege that i get to have a podcast and sit down and

00:22:11.660 conversate just directly me and you the the audience member and try to understand what

00:22:19.860 what do you think is going on i don't know i think that

00:22:26.200 there's going to be a fork in the road are we going to continue down the path of

00:22:34.240 colonialism is bad all of these countries that were once great are bad let's just disintegrate

00:22:44.160 them all let's get you know let's let europe fall apart let's let canada fall apart and eventually

00:22:49.240 let's let america fall apart and china can be the power and they can or is there going to be a

00:22:56.260 no we're going to stand up for what we believe and we're going to fight that's the fork in the road

00:23:01.400 right now where in canada you have pierre polyev if he loses and trudeau wins and continues on for

00:23:14.200 another 10 years and we have we're in a position where we've had the same prime minister for 20 years

00:23:19.780 and they're saying oh you can't elect the other guy because that's that's a threat to democracy we

00:23:27.100 need to have the same guy forever like in russia and we're just going to pretend that's okay while

00:23:35.200 he lets in millions and millions of people and we get rid of all the culture the culture of canada

00:23:43.720 that doesn't really exist but does in terms of you know i don't know what it what is the culture of

00:23:49.960 canada being white you know oh you know i i saw i saw some comedian doing a thing oh well the indians

00:23:58.420 and you know the indians are coming here and the original people were indians so now we're making it

00:24:04.280 more canadian than it and it's that's funny but i don't know what the answer is i'm just kind of sick of

00:24:11.860 i don't want to become uh some sort of talking head i want to do comedy i want to be funny

00:24:21.960 and what's happening right now is it's really not that funny i haven't heard a lot of funny takes

00:24:30.860 on the situation that we're in i've seen a lot of funny memes i've seen a lot of funny memes

00:24:38.500 haven't heard a lot of funny

00:24:41.980 takes now here i'll try to have a funny take

00:24:47.180 biden gets covid even though he's vaccinated and disappears

00:24:56.940 resigns from the presidential race not from being the president for whatever reason even though

00:25:04.080 there's documents online suggesting that he's given away his power to the state department

00:25:09.620 and the treasury and there's all that see is that fun like i don't know what's the funny part the

00:25:19.020 funny part is we don't know what the punchline is yet because is the punchline just thermonuclear war

00:25:26.740 like what what is the punchline here that we need to figure out is there

00:25:33.340 the like the funny part in my opinion hasn't happened yet the funniest thing that could happen

00:25:40.680 is trump wins and there's a ton of memes of camilla crying or being very upset that she lost or whatever

00:25:48.800 it is but of course the big argument is right now that the democrats came out and said that if you elect

00:25:58.240 trump he will destroy democracy and then they

00:26:02.620 forced joe biden who was elected

00:26:07.540 and nominated by his party members to lead the party they basically just said yeah i know you're

00:26:16.660 nominated but you're done now because you're losing and then they put camilla in and now she's

00:26:22.280 winning and is that democracy is that not bending the rules i mean i'm a layman here i'm asking you is

00:26:33.280 that not more fucked up than anything that trump's been doing in terms of his political stuff now i know

00:26:40.660 that oh and he's a he's a he's a felon he's convicted but we know that that trial was all

00:26:46.520 basically political if he wasn't running for office there would have been no trial

00:26:51.520 you understand like that the brainwashing that's going on is on another level there's never we've

00:27:01.280 never we haven't seen brainwashing like this at least in the western world i mean covid we saw it

00:27:08.400 and now we're doing it again it's here to stay i don't see how we're gonna move away from this

00:27:14.620 so

00:27:16.200 hide your kids hide your wife seriously like i want to tour and tour and tour make my money

00:27:25.880 continue my podcast continue touring but i'd like to live

00:27:30.760 it like i'm feeling living in a forest right now i don't know about you guys but everything that's

00:27:37.880 going on in the world all i want to do is move to the middle of nowhere in a forest with like a

00:27:42.800 40 foot wall around the property and uh and have the wall camouflaged with vines and trees

00:27:54.340 and be in an undisclosed location i mean that's what everybody wants i'm sure that

00:28:01.420 that's what biden wants if biden even is a person that ever existed or did exist or was he around or

00:28:10.680 who was he or did they pick biden because he's just the easiest looking guy to make a mask out of

00:28:15.880 and put it on a chinese guy's head i have no idea but i am thoroughly freaked out

00:28:22.960 thoroughly

00:28:25.220 freaked the fuck out about all this shit

00:28:31.940 there's

00:28:35.220 and joe rogan comes out and says that canada is in the midst of a full communist takeover

00:28:46.860 and i don't disagree with him but the newspapers especially in canada are all going crazy over

00:28:54.080 this and and the opinions and people are saying oh who cares we don't we don't want him here anyway

00:28:59.420 and this is like a big news story meanwhile in america is is what's happening in america not a

00:29:05.980 communist takeover when

00:29:08.720 joe biden the president of the united states basically just disappears disappears into thin air

00:29:17.580 one week after an assassination attempt on trump and the big question is if trump hadn't been

00:29:25.980 or sorry excuse me if trump had been assassinated would joe biden

00:29:33.260 have pulled out of the race i mean does it take a nuclear physicist to go probably not

00:29:43.640 does it take a

00:29:47.080 psychologist does it take jordan peterson to to go to question this no your average person

00:29:59.500 is now questioning what the hell is going on and why the coincidences are just too good to be true

00:30:08.840 so

00:30:12.400 what can we do we can concentrate on

00:30:17.860 what's important i've had some really good shows

00:30:22.120 um did some really funny stand-up recently

00:30:26.680 in austin every week i'm pretty much at kill tony attempting to get back on to

00:30:34.560 clean up my act whatever i did that most recent time i mean i had people messaging me to kill myself

00:30:44.780 because of that obviously i mean that's to be expected i think even if you had the best set ever

00:30:49.840 i think that even you know guys like uh whoever casey rocket and these other guys who go on the show

00:30:56.300 are but but my thing is i've built my following

00:30:59.800 i've built my following in a lot of ways with almost no help now the beginning of my following

00:31:08.500 as some of you know

00:31:10.060 i got to 10 000 followers completely on my own on instagram by making funny videos and rants

00:31:17.820 about what was going on in 2020

00:31:20.440 and

00:31:22.320 in 2021

00:31:26.160 i had my account deleted at 10 000 or 11 000 followers

00:31:31.520 i had to start from scratch luckily i had a backup account that's why i'm ben bank is two on instagram

00:31:37.120 and

00:31:39.000 i built it up to about

00:31:41.240 back up to like

00:31:42.440 4 500

00:31:43.420 or so

00:31:45.240 that's when you realize by the way

00:31:48.060 that if they delete your account

00:31:50.380 there's only a percentage of the people who followed you that are going to look for you and actually

00:31:55.020 seek you out and try to keep following you

00:31:56.980 that's how easy it is to get rid of anybody

00:31:59.300 on the internet

00:32:00.700 and so they

00:32:03.140 took that account out

00:32:05.760 i went to austin

00:32:07.680 i booked my ticket with 10 000 followers and then

00:32:11.460 i ended up showing up with about 4 000

00:32:13.980 luckily did a kkt

00:32:17.280 and killed it

00:32:19.300 and got over 10 000 followers and got my 10 000 back

00:32:22.900 and just used that momentum to just keep going

00:32:26.240 and i've never looked back

00:32:28.360 so from 10 000

00:32:31.700 yeah i got that boost

00:32:32.800 of 6 or 7 000

00:32:34.900 from kill tony

00:32:36.880 and then i

00:32:37.560 went

00:32:40.560 went it alone

00:32:41.740 the the hundreds

00:32:45.260 hundreds and hundreds of stand-up clips

00:32:48.220 hundreds and hundreds of podcast clips

00:32:51.280 of

00:32:51.780 little sketches

00:32:53.360 videos

00:32:54.280 memes

00:32:55.400 tweets

00:32:56.340 you name it

00:32:58.100 that got me to where i am today

00:33:00.220 at 200

00:33:00.900 today

00:33:01.460 sitting at 206 000 followers

00:33:04.020 which i'm proud of

00:33:04.980 i'm fucking proud of that shit

00:33:06.380 but this is just the beginning guys

00:33:09.280 this is the beginning of what we're going to be doing with the show

00:33:13.520 this is the beginning of

00:33:15.280 touring starting to happen in the u.s

00:33:17.840 i mean i'm touring in the u.s like crazy

00:33:20.580 and

00:33:21.820 we're selling tickets

00:33:23.740 this is something i've dreamed of

00:33:25.560 forever

00:33:27.120 so

00:33:28.200 follow your dreams

00:33:30.320 remember your dreams

00:33:31.960 focus on your dreams

00:33:34.060 fuck all this crazy shit happening in the world

00:33:36.880 because it doesn't make sense

00:33:38.000 it's never made sense

00:33:38.960 but it's

00:33:39.320 it's not

00:33:39.780 it's never made as little sense as it does now

00:33:42.680 and

00:33:44.420 together you and i

00:33:46.840 we're going to get through this

00:33:48.020 as long as we don't get nuked

00:33:51.160 and

00:33:52.400 hopefully

00:33:53.560 things start making a little more sense soon

00:33:58.260 maybe the mask will come off

00:34:00.820 but

00:34:03.400 boy oh boy

00:34:05.020 is it weird

00:34:06.780 thank you for listening this week

00:34:09.820 this is a shorter episode

00:34:11.220 if you want more podcasts

00:34:12.860 go over to patreon.com

00:34:14.220 slash ben bankus

00:34:15.080 i appreciate you guys

00:34:16.100 i got some

00:34:17.320 shows coming up

00:34:18.620 of course my shows in

00:34:19.960 canada and bob cajun

00:34:21.360 ontario are sold out

00:34:23.340 but there are still tickets available

00:34:24.780 for niagara falls

00:34:26.820 ontario

00:34:27.540 two shows august

00:34:28.600 2nd and 3rd

00:34:30.160 i also have

00:34:31.480 nashville

00:34:32.820 on august 7th

00:34:34.540 go get tickets for that

00:34:36.040 connecticut

00:34:38.140 uh

00:34:39.320 stanford connecticut

00:34:40.380 new york city

00:34:41.440 east providence

00:34:43.360 rhode island

00:34:44.200 i'm coming

00:34:46.200 um

00:34:47.080 very very soon

00:34:48.480 we gotta

00:34:48.760 i mean there's a ton of dates

00:34:50.400 that i could tell you about

00:34:51.780 since it's a short episode

00:34:54.580 why don't we pull up some dates

00:34:57.060 kid

00:34:57.520 um

00:35:00.120 oh yeah

00:35:02.280 chicago august 8th

00:35:04.380 new york

00:35:05.640 comedy club

00:35:06.540 stanford august 9th

00:35:08.380 sunday august 11th

00:35:10.200 comedy connection

00:35:10.900 east providence

00:35:11.560 rhode island

00:35:12.100 wednesday august 14th

00:35:13.920 mcgooby's joke house

00:35:14.960 timonium

00:35:15.520 maryland

00:35:16.920 that's just outside of

00:35:17.820 baltimore

00:35:18.360 august 16th

00:35:21.200 new york comedy club

00:35:22.140 new york city

00:35:22.960 thursday august 22nd

00:35:24.980 to

00:35:25.420 sunday august 25th

00:35:28.700 or saturday august 24th

00:35:30.600 i'll be in chandler

00:35:31.440 arizona

00:35:31.960 just outside of

00:35:32.980 phoenix

00:35:33.500 then i'm in plano texas

00:35:35.860 san diego

00:35:36.920 then i come back to canada

00:35:38.720 for waterloo

00:35:39.540 hamilton

00:35:40.100 toronto

00:35:40.820 ottawa

00:35:42.340 gonna be one of the biggest shows

00:35:43.720 that i've ever done

00:35:44.620 in canada

00:35:45.520 i believe it seats about 700

00:35:47.240 we're about 50 or

00:35:48.440 60 percent sold out

00:35:49.960 calgary

00:35:51.140 san jose

00:35:51.960 oxnard

00:35:52.680 hollywood

00:35:53.420 california

00:35:54.180 irvine california

00:35:55.320 tulsa

00:35:55.800 oklahoma

00:35:56.340 denver

00:35:56.940 colorado

00:35:57.820 houston texas

00:35:58.780 charlotte

00:35:59.220 north carolina

00:36:00.080 atlanta georgia

00:36:01.800 and edmonton

00:36:04.380 in the new year

00:36:05.080 so thank you so much

00:36:06.180 for listening

00:36:06.640 i appreciate you guys

00:36:07.860 we're gonna be okay

00:36:10.380 we're gonna make it

00:36:11.260 i hope

00:36:12.680 we'll see

00:36:13.960 goodnight

Bankas Podcast - July 24, 2024

Biden is a Chinese Guy in a Mask ｜ The Bankas Show - #060

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