Bankas Podcast - Unified ｜ The Bankas Show - #057

00:00:00.000 Welcome back to The Bankist Show, everybody.

00:00:02.200 I hope you're having a great week.

00:00:04.540 The last week of June and some amazing things are happening in the world.

00:00:10.620 Finally, some good is coming.

00:00:13.940 Things are healing.

00:00:16.480 First off, in Toronto, in my hometown,

00:00:21.060 the riding where I was living,

00:00:24.220 the electoral riding of Toronto St. Paul.

00:00:27.680 A lot of wealthy people live in that area.

00:00:30.220 I mean, I was renting an apartment, so I wasn't really part of that.

00:00:33.520 But they voted conservative, 42% versus 40% liberal,

00:00:41.020 which is still pretty tight, not going to lie.

00:00:46.280 And, of course, the NDP got a pretty big chunk

00:00:49.460 that if the NDP and the liberals were together,

00:00:52.780 they still would have beat the conservatives.

00:00:54.840 And that's what a lot of liberals are thinking as their only plan here

00:00:59.120 is basically to say, don't even vote NDP.

00:01:03.840 Just keep voting liberal, which isn't going to work

00:01:07.360 because thank God for Jagmeet Singh's big ego.

00:01:13.680 If you don't know who he is, you're American.

00:01:15.720 He's the Canadian Bernie Sanders with a turban on,

00:01:20.400 and he's not Jewish.

00:01:23.020 And his ego is going to maintain that they're going to still want to...

00:01:28.320 He's still going to want votes.

00:01:30.300 He's still going to want to pretend to want to be prime minister.

00:01:33.000 So banking on that.

00:01:34.780 But it's a huge win for normal people in Canada

00:01:41.180 that one of the most liberal ridings,

00:01:43.960 this place that I lived was liberal since 1993

00:01:47.660 and went conservative.

00:01:50.800 So congratulations to all those people involved.

00:01:55.600 I have to say that I think I had a small part in that win

00:01:59.320 considering every time I walked past that liberal office,

00:02:02.540 I may or may not have said some things to some people.

00:02:08.600 The liberal office in Toronto St. Paul,

00:02:10.940 it's like a retail storefront.

00:02:12.700 They had a homeless guy living in the front of it

00:02:15.580 that they never cared to kick out.

00:02:17.380 And that was a pretty big factor.

00:02:20.600 I mean, the one office of the liberals in the area

00:02:25.260 and it's just a homeless encampment.

00:02:27.020 I mean, that's the future if the liberals keep winning.

00:02:30.700 And it's sad because I love my country

00:02:33.980 and I don't think everything that's happening there is good.

00:02:40.140 I mean, there's only so many Indians.

00:02:42.480 I have nothing against Indians, but Jesus, 1.00

00:02:44.360 do we need the whole fucking country to be Indian? 1.00

00:02:46.380 I mean, what is this? 1.00

00:02:47.440 So, yeah, white people, time to celebrate if or anybody. 0.88

00:02:58.100 I mean, Indians should be celebrating, too,

00:02:59.780 unless they're sad because now how will I get my family

00:03:02.960 to come from Mumbai?

00:03:04.380 I have 45 cousin.

00:03:07.460 Sorry, they're going to have to stay put

00:03:09.680 and the country is going to have to move along

00:03:12.160 and continue getting better.

00:03:13.200 Canada, I was just in Canada.

00:03:16.320 Great country, by the way.

00:03:19.680 Great city of Toronto that Olivia Chow is trying to ruin 1.00

00:03:24.080 with her little, she was doing her rain dance.

00:03:27.980 She was doing, she got caught doing a dance.

00:03:31.400 Olivia Chow, if you haven't seen the video,

00:03:34.020 was dancing with a drag queen at some event for Pride.

00:03:40.160 And it was absolutely one of the most embarrassing, 0.99

00:03:43.060 ridiculous dances I've ever seen. 0.97

00:03:45.120 People are calling it the rain dance because, you know, 0.96

00:03:47.940 the rain tap.

00:03:49.080 You have to pay a tap for the rain,

00:03:50.920 the raindrop fall on the roof of your house.

00:03:53.980 Every drop, there's another dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar.

00:03:57.040 So she was doing a rain dance.

00:03:58.840 She was doing a rain dance, too.

00:04:00.880 She want to do a rain dance. 0.99

00:04:02.540 So maybe more rain come and then we make more money.

00:04:06.860 Wait, no, no more rain in the great city of Toronto.

00:04:13.180 No more rain taxes.

00:04:14.840 Eventually, eventually Olivia Chow will lose in the next election. 1.00

00:04:19.720 She doesn't want, I mean, maybe not.

00:04:21.580 We'll see.

00:04:22.760 Depending on what happens.

00:04:24.680 But great.

00:04:26.480 It's great.

00:04:27.420 It's great to see.

00:04:28.920 It's beautiful.

00:04:30.000 I'm back here in Austin, Texas.

00:04:31.960 I flew back early so that I could get on another episode of Kill Tony.

00:04:38.420 Signed up.

00:04:38.980 Unfortunately, did not get on.

00:04:40.300 But my episode from last week or whenever it was,

00:04:44.080 maybe it was two weeks ago.

00:04:45.140 I guess it airs next week or the week after.

00:04:49.400 No, I think it's next week it airs.

00:04:51.040 So go check that out.

00:04:54.040 Hoping for some great bump.

00:04:58.120 A nice bump, hopefully, in my following.

00:05:02.020 Right on the same day that my comedy special comes out.

00:05:06.360 How cool is that?

00:05:07.200 My comedy special comes out the same day as Kill Tony.

00:05:11.000 Obviously, my comedy special will be out first.

00:05:13.460 The special is coming out on YouTube at 12.01 a.m.

00:05:18.380 So basically at midnight, the night before the first on the third.

00:05:24.120 What is it?

00:05:24.420 The 31st and 30th.

00:05:26.260 You're going to be able to watch my comedy special anywhere in the world on YouTube for free.

00:05:32.080 So that is pretty exciting.

00:05:35.240 And yeah, welcome to the show.

00:05:37.180 Let's get into it.

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00:06:03.460 In this world, we'll always win.

00:06:09.320 I know a lot of people complain that I talk about Jews.

00:06:13.000 Jews are Palestine on the podcast.

00:06:14.880 A lot of people also compliment me.

00:06:17.220 I have gotten some very nice messages from people in the Jewish community who are very happy about it.

00:06:27.540 But, guys, I've been saying a lot of positive things about the Jews.

00:06:31.960 Haven't seen a lot of extra money for it.

00:06:34.160 Haven't seen a lot of new Jewish Patreon subscribers.

00:06:38.700 Five bucks a month.

00:06:41.040 Haven't seen that.

00:06:42.100 So, this is how Jewish I am.

00:06:46.620 I think I'm going to switch to free Palestine just because I think there's more money in it. 1.00

00:06:52.480 That's how I'm feeling right now.

00:06:55.100 I feel like, you know, the big celebrities are pro-Palestine now.

00:07:01.440 All the, you know, all the entertainment companies and all the venues.

00:07:08.980 Any venue that's woke and was saying, you know, we're on stolen native land.

00:07:14.420 They're going to be pro-Palestine. 0.93

00:07:17.240 And I don't know, guys.

00:07:20.640 Is there more money in it?

00:07:22.340 Look at all these people with 300 followers.

00:07:25.460 And then they got a donation link underneath.

00:07:27.340 And they've raised $5,000.

00:07:28.940 So, I've been thinking how I can give back and help spread awareness for the Palestinian community.

00:07:37.700 So, I will be starting a GoFundMe on my page called Palestinians for Ben Bankus.

00:07:45.960 That's right.

00:07:47.380 I am going to be helping raise money for myself by getting Palestinians to donate.

00:07:54.180 Of course, they will be donating as an apology for all of the mean things that they may or

00:07:58.920 may not have said to me in DMs.

00:08:02.060 And, yeah, I think this is a great way to raise awareness about the issue.

00:08:07.720 And, you know, I'm Jewish, so I'm going to get paid.

00:08:12.280 Why raise money for the Palestinians when they could raise money for me? 1.00

00:08:16.380 That's what I say.

00:08:17.700 So, go check out the GoFundMe.

00:08:19.600 It's in the link of my bio on my Instagram page.

00:08:23.720 Go to my link tree.

00:08:25.220 It's going to be in there.

00:08:25.940 I think that's a hilarious use of my time.

00:08:30.660 But, seriously, Jews, I think it's time to cough up some money. 1.00

00:08:34.360 No offense. 0.97

00:08:35.880 But I'm losing regular people who just loved me but hated Jews found out I was Jewish. 0.85

00:08:44.880 And they're like, I can't follow this guy anymore. 0.78

00:08:47.280 So, I need the Jews to pick up the slack if you are Jewish. 1.00

00:08:52.220 You know? 0.94

00:08:52.820 And if you're not Jewish, I love you. 1.00

00:08:54.260 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:08:55.620 This is the other thing. 0.99

00:08:56.980 We're going to switch it up for a sec, too.

00:08:58.280 Many of you think of me as Jewish, but in reality, I'm not because my father is Jewish.

00:09:07.060 My mother is not.

00:09:08.560 My mother is a white Anglo-Saxon, British, Scottish, Irish.

00:09:16.880 I think she's a bit Polish, too.

00:09:18.720 So, I'm going to be pushing my Jewish side to the sidelines, and I'm going to be focusing and solely representing the whites for the next, let's call it a couple weeks. 0.95

00:09:36.060 So, whites, this is the deal. 0.99

00:09:39.840 I am the captain now.

00:09:42.960 Okay?

00:09:44.660 A lot of people go, oh, no, he's a Jew.

00:09:46.920 He's white.

00:09:47.560 What is he?

00:09:48.040 I'm both.

00:09:49.940 My mom is British.

00:09:51.860 My dad is Jewish, Ashkenazi.

00:09:55.200 So, basically, I am the mandate of Palestine itself.

00:10:00.480 And I guess standing up for the whites, standing up for golf, that's a major white issue. 0.83

00:10:08.200 Golf.

00:10:08.920 Got to stand up for the golf courses.

00:10:11.200 All these liberals want to tear down the golf courses and put up a bunch of public housing for immigrants. 0.99

00:10:17.300 No. 0.56

00:10:17.980 We need a place for white people to be racist in a golf course, peace and quiet, say whatever they want, cart girls. 1.00

00:10:29.160 What about all the cart girls? 0.99

00:10:31.220 That's a job that immigrants can't do, by the way. 1.00

00:10:34.480 Being a golf course cart girl, you can't have, you know, Rajesh driving around.

00:10:41.100 Hello, what do you like, a beer on the ninth hole?

00:10:43.700 No.

00:10:45.320 I want a 20-year-old white girl whose parents are rich to sell me some beer on the ninth hole. 1.00

00:10:53.660 So, that's another job. 0.99

00:10:55.720 That's another thing that the liberals are overlooking, the Democrats in the U.S. are overlooking, is we need to protect the golf courses from woke bullshit. 0.98

00:11:08.080 We're not giving them back, okay? 0.98

00:11:11.020 I'm just getting good at golf. 1.00

00:11:13.140 There's no way that we're going to give this fucking shit back, okay? 1.00

00:11:17.540 Fuck off. 1.00

00:11:19.500 Native land. 1.00

00:11:20.540 Everything's native land now.

00:11:21.940 Everybody's obsessed.

00:11:22.980 That's what all the woke liberals are obsessed with.

00:11:25.320 They talk about it with Palestine and they talk about it with Canada.

00:11:28.860 We're living on stolen native land.

00:11:31.120 Well, isn't it weird how on stolen native land, there's still no freedom of speech?

00:11:37.700 Is that what the natives wanted?

00:11:39.360 They wanted the land to be communist?

00:11:43.560 Is that what they really wanted?

00:11:44.720 They didn't even know about communism back then.

00:11:47.600 And I see all these maps.

00:11:49.400 They'll show a map of America of all the indigenous and then how it slowly shrunk. 0.94

00:11:54.300 And what they're not saying is that all that land was actually different indigenous tribes that were all warring with each other and shooting arrows through each other's heads.

00:12:06.300 And now we're supposed to, you know, feel bad that we won and got the land.

00:12:14.040 Guys, stop it.

00:12:20.900 Can we stop with this liberal idea that, you know, everything we've built is evil and everything?

00:12:31.800 No, it's not.

00:12:33.320 It's not.

00:12:34.240 And a part of the way that they convince people that everything is evil and our society is evil is by convincing people to not have children.

00:12:43.140 Because when you don't have children and all you do is spend your time on social media reading about, oh, look at the apartheid and stolen land. 0.72

00:12:52.600 And, oh, look at all the evil stuff we did in the 1800s when everybody was doing evil stuff.

00:12:59.720 Yeah, you're going to start to slowly think this is an evil empire.

00:13:03.040 I don't want to have kids.

00:13:03.940 I don't want to bring kids into this. 1.00

00:13:05.740 You're a loser. 0.99

00:13:06.640 Okay, have some kids and go to the park with your kids and then you'll realize what a nice country it actually is. 1.00

00:13:15.700 Seriously. 0.99

00:13:17.300 This whole bullshit ideology that everything we've done is evil. 0.99

00:13:23.300 I mean, seriously. 0.99

00:13:26.020 That's the thing now.

00:13:27.300 Everything we've created here is just evil. 0.99

00:13:30.560 Everybody was doing evil shit back then. 0.99

00:13:34.080 Okay. 0.98

00:13:35.300 It wasn't weird to do any of the things that we did in the 1800s then.

00:13:44.640 Would it be weird if we did it now?

00:13:46.300 Well, maybe.

00:13:46.980 I don't know.

00:13:47.340 Israel's.

00:13:48.380 They're doing the settler colonialism now, aren't they?

00:13:52.720 People don't like that.

00:13:53.780 That was a recent news story.

00:13:59.240 I don't know if you saw it, but there was a Palestinian protest outside of a Jewish synagogue in Los Angeles.

00:14:09.080 And in the synagogue, they were doing a real estate event, selling land in Israel.

00:14:17.700 And the Palestinians protested it. 0.80

00:14:20.200 They beat up a woman outside of it.

00:14:22.200 They were walking through Jewish neighborhoods, harassing people.

00:14:25.660 And somehow they think that that's going to help.

00:14:29.160 What they don't realize is you're protesting a Israeli real estate event where the main selling point is if you buy land in Israel, you'll never have to deal with the Palestinian protesters. 0.62

00:14:41.160 So, congratulations, protesters.

00:14:45.740 You helped sell a bunch of land in Israel by going and harassing Jews. 0.98

00:14:52.660 And now all those people are like, maybe we should live in Israel. 0.73

00:14:55.400 Maybe it is safer.

00:14:56.860 I don't know.

00:14:57.740 Maybe I'm going to buy it.

00:14:59.980 I want to see the stats on that.

00:15:01.320 How many people bought land that day just because of the protest? 1.00

00:15:06.640 Idiots. 1.00

00:15:07.620 That's the stupidest thing about the Palestine protests is they're like, we'll never stop because we want to we're raising awareness. 1.00

00:15:14.020 No, you're making everybody hate you. 1.00

00:15:15.520 You're making everybody hate you and think your cause is bullshit. 1.00

00:15:19.920 Congrats. 1.00

00:15:20.400 Yes, we're all moving to Israel now.

00:15:25.300 What else is crazy is I'm pretty sure if you're Arab and you're from Canada, born in Canada, you've never been to like Jordan or Lebanon or Syria or Egypt, just lived in Canada your whole life. 1.00

00:15:37.080 You could buy property in Israel.

00:15:39.480 Tell me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure any person on Earth, as long as you haven't traveled to Egypt or Syria or Lebanon or any of or Iran.

00:15:49.280 You can just buy a condo in Israel on the beach like it's a it's a place like Canada.

00:15:57.480 Yeah, the Jews are the majority, but anybody can live there.

00:16:01.140 It's in their their charter and stuff that anybody of any religion and any faith and any sexual orientation, blah, blah, blah, can own land there.

00:16:09.720 And they're saying, oh, no, that's not true for the Palestinians.

00:16:12.140 Well, I don't know if that.

00:16:14.560 Yeah, if you're if you're born in Palestine, but if you're born in Israel, you can own land.

00:16:20.380 OK.

00:16:22.300 Sick of this stuff.

00:16:24.580 And.

00:16:26.400 But that was pretty exciting to watch the L.A. Jews being upset about. 1.00

00:16:33.040 Getting chased around their neighborhood.

00:16:35.480 I don't know, guys, I get it.

00:16:37.260 I get why people hate Jews, right?

00:16:40.800 You see the hate online and I get it.

00:16:44.040 Right.

00:16:44.980 Ben Shapiro has been lying and.

00:16:48.960 Threatening Candace Owens and anybody else who wants to speak out about a pack. 0.99

00:16:54.000 And I get how a pack is fucked up and it's controlling politicians in the U.S. 0.94

00:16:59.180 or attempting to I don't know too much about it, but I've read a bit about it. 0.94

00:17:03.640 What I understand is that a pack Israel does have a lot of influence.

00:17:09.180 Their lobby has a lot of influence over the U.S.

00:17:11.400 I don't think that's right.

00:17:12.460 OK, I don't.

00:17:13.680 And I can say that you can criticize that.

00:17:16.960 You can criticize anything.

00:17:18.360 I mean, there's tons of people on X going Elon doesn't stand for free speech while they're posting Hitler quotes saying, you know, Hitler was right. 0.99

00:17:27.820 And all this shit, look how many Jews are in our CEOs of major companies. 1.00

00:17:34.900 That's a big. 1.00

00:17:37.280 Arguing or selling, not selling point, but that's a big point they're trying to make with saying that Jews are bad is look how many of them are the CEOs of companies.

00:17:50.460 Look how many of them are running all these NGOs. 0.98

00:17:53.500 And so basically, they're mad that Jews are successful, which is ridiculous, because if black people were running all the companies, would we say, oh, look at all these blacks running all these companies? 1.00

00:18:07.140 That's why it's so stupid, these racist accounts that are now taking over X, formerly Twitter, that at one minute they're tweeting about black people going, look how they're uneducated. 0.99

00:18:22.100 They don't know anything. 1.00

00:18:22.940 And, you know, they don't they don't they don't they don't add to society.

00:18:28.460 Right.

00:18:29.400 And then the next tweet is the Jews. 0.91

00:18:32.860 They're running too many companies.

00:18:34.500 They're too smart and well-educated.

00:18:36.300 So doesn't that mean that they're adding to society, though?

00:18:39.800 Oh, but not in the right way. 0.99

00:18:41.840 And the people who run these Twitter accounts are losers.

00:18:44.960 Others, they're people that probably never graduated university, probably never went on to further their education. 0.95

00:18:53.040 Right.

00:18:53.600 Higher education.

00:18:54.500 They they never got a good job and worked really hard at it and tried to work their way up the company or tried to schmooze.

00:19:02.540 They don't understand how society works.

00:19:06.420 That's why people are so angry.

00:19:08.380 Look at all the angriest people online.

00:19:10.980 Most of them are either far left liberals or the far fringe right who are anti, you know, they're just racist and they're anti Jew and they're anti all this stuff.

00:19:22.380 They just don't want to be in a society where you have to make decisions and there's consequences for those decisions.

00:19:30.800 They want to live in a society where money is just given to them or, you know, the people that's the people on the left. 0.90

00:19:38.160 The people on the far right just think that they've been hard done by and I worked my whole fucking life in the lumberyard. 0.98

00:19:44.220 I don't know why the fucking Jews are because you never you should have worked two years in the lumberyard, gone and got an education, gone and worked somewhere else, done better and better things. 1.00

00:19:56.440 Sorry, but you can't do manual labor your whole life and then go, oh, I've been doing fucking lumber for 40 years. 1.00

00:20:02.420 Why the fuck are the Jews running everything? 1.00

00:20:03.940 Because you did lumber for 40 years. 1.00

00:20:07.780 Get a fucking real like get an education, even lie, lie about an education. 0.99

00:20:14.240 That's not that hard. 1.00

00:20:15.840 A lot of Jews do that.

00:20:17.040 They just lie and say they went to university and they get the job anyway.

00:20:21.480 And I get that people are like, oh, but the Jews have a lot of connections.

00:20:25.820 So do the whites. 0.95

00:20:27.180 So do Asian people.

00:20:28.760 So do Indians. 1.00

00:20:29.660 How do you think the Indians get here?

00:20:31.060 They have connections.

00:20:32.980 Somebody hooked me up with a very good lawyer, a Jewish.

00:20:37.140 And they let them in.

00:20:39.920 This, you know, it's all about who, you know, if you're mad that you don't have connections, well, maybe get off your computer, get a nice outfit and start going to some nice places. 0.99

00:20:49.220 Spend put your money where your mouth is and meet some fucking people. 0.99

00:20:53.240 This is just laziness. 1.00

00:20:55.180 A lot of the racism and anti-Semitism is just laziness that's happening right now.

00:20:59.900 And I get the Islamophobia is real.

00:21:02.100 I'm not going to sit here and go, you know, people don't hate Muslims right now.

00:21:06.860 Yeah. 0.91

00:21:07.800 But the Muslims are kind of like the people hate the Jews because they're successful and they're they they're oh, they control the media and they control the media. 0.98

00:21:19.500 The Jews control the media or the people who are at the top happen to be a lot of them Jewish because they're super well educated, well connected. 0.98

00:21:30.340 That's that's a crazy reason to hate people. 0.97

00:21:34.320 I hate the successful people in our world. 0.97

00:21:36.860 You should be looking at the Jews going, wow, what did they do to get there? 1.00

00:21:40.500 What did they study?

00:21:41.800 What did they take in university?

00:21:43.720 What were the you know, what were their parents like?

00:21:46.160 How strict were their parents with studying and making sure that they, you know, got educated and stuff like that? 0.92

00:21:53.240 It's ridiculous. 0.97

00:21:53.960 But the reason that people are being Islamophobic right now is because you have hordes of Muslims doing multiple things. 1.00

00:22:02.900 Number one, walking around the streets saying death to America. 0.99

00:22:07.180 America, you know, Canada is a settler colonialist country along with America and Australia and and they're just like Israel and we need to get rid of all of them. 1.00

00:22:17.320 I mean, that's a reason to start being phobic of people when it seems like an entire group.

00:22:26.040 And I'm not saying everybody because there are anti-Israel protests and you can still get an Uber and the guy's name is Mohammed. 0.99

00:22:32.800 So obviously that guy doesn't give a shit. 0.99

00:22:34.780 But the people that are protesting every day or every week and saying crazy shit, that's making people hate you guys. 0.99

00:22:44.720 I'm sorry, but. 0.99

00:22:45.580 But I, you know, people are hate, hate the Jews because they see all the dead people and kids and I get it. 1.00

00:22:52.240 It's fucked up. 1.00

00:22:53.380 You know, they're saying it's a genocide. 1.00

00:22:55.100 I don't know.

00:22:57.840 I mean, my definition of genocide is the same as my definition of viral, a viral video.

00:23:05.140 So if you get 30,000, 35,000 views on a video, is it viral?

00:23:10.340 Is that viral?

00:23:11.940 No.

00:23:13.520 Technically, if you look up the definition of viral, it's basically over 500,000.

00:23:18.700 OK, so if I was seeing over 500,000 or even close, even 100,000, I'd be more like, OK.

00:23:27.300 And personally, I do think that there are too many dead people in Palestine. 0.99

00:23:33.080 Is that controversial?

00:23:34.720 I mean, look, the Jews, when they were at like 5K, when they killed around 5,000 Hamas slash Palestinian, whatever, I was like, OK, guys, it's kind of even now. 0.91

00:23:47.660 Right.

00:23:47.960 They did 1,200.

00:23:49.420 We're going to do 5,000.

00:23:52.420 Let's call it even.

00:23:53.360 But the continuation of it and the devastation of so many buildings and so much of the actual land is the big problem with what's happening in this war. 0.99

00:24:05.720 And I do agree with the Muslims, you know, that like, stop, stop, like, don't blow up the whole fucking place because those people did it. 0.99

00:24:14.080 But what those Arabs in Canada, U.S., Australia, Europe, what they don't understand or what they do understand is that the majority of the population of Gaza wants all the Israelis dead. 0.99

00:24:31.640 That's I mean, even the population of Muslims in Europe and in Canada and America want that they would love it.

00:24:40.440 That's the crazy thing about this whole fight is that.

00:24:44.280 Yes, there are more deaths in the Palestinian side, 35,000 or so, right now, if the Palestinians had killed 35,000 Jews and only 1,200 Palestinians had died, people would be partying in the streets over this, just like they were on October 7th.

00:25:07.080 The Palestinians and Muslims and pro-Palestinians would be like, yeah, we're taking they wouldn't care. 0.94

00:25:12.420 There'd be rubble all over Israel and dead people all over Israel if they didn't have the Iron Dome system, for instance, and people would celebrate that. 1.00

00:25:20.920 And if the Jews try to say they're trying to genocide us, they'd say, oh, you've been you've had it coming.

00:25:26.760 You've had it a long time coming. 1.00

00:25:28.480 That's why it's such bullshit. 1.00

00:25:30.140 OK, so. 0.99

00:25:34.020 Yeah, these are my views.

00:25:35.720 I don't care. 0.99

00:25:37.080 You know, people don't want to, you know, some guy commented last time like, oh, this this episode was good until he started talking about like, well, sorry that I'm interested in this shit. 0.97

00:25:48.340 And it does affect comedy. 0.92

00:25:51.840 It affects a lot of things.

00:25:52.940 A lot of the jokes in comedy are, you know, going either way.

00:25:56.420 I'm one of the few people making jokes that are funny that are about the Palestine situation. 0.95

00:26:03.440 And I make fun of Jews and the Palestinians equally. 0.98

00:26:06.900 Now, I was I got a gone off topic here.

00:26:09.140 I was just talking about the Islamophobia thing that like, why can't Muslims come out and go, look, we don't hate Jews.

00:26:16.160 We we're going to stop.

00:26:17.540 Why aren't the mosques coming out and going, guys, we got to stop protesting in Jewish neighborhoods. 1.00

00:26:22.080 It's making us look bad. 0.99

00:26:23.260 OK, there's tons of Jews saying to Israel, please stop bombing the shit out of Gaza. 0.99

00:26:29.520 You're making us look bad, including in Israel, protesting Netanyahu and the decisions he's making without saying that the country shouldn't exist. 0.99

00:26:39.020 Right.

00:26:39.400 But there's very few, if not zero. 0.77

00:26:44.360 Muslims slash pro-Palestinians going, hey, we need to protect the Jews. 0.87

00:26:48.540 And this is like in our own countries. 0.98

00:26:50.680 This is getting crazy.

00:26:52.240 That's not what's happening.

00:26:53.100 There's a, you know, the Islamophobia thing.

00:26:55.940 The Jews are not trying to out outbreed white people.

00:27:05.140 They never were.

00:27:06.240 Even in Germany, even in Germany in 1930s, when Hitler took over, there was it was only like two percent, which is high. 0.99

00:27:13.880 But two percent of the population was Jewish.

00:27:15.860 And people think that, oh, they're taking over.

00:27:19.500 Oh, why?

00:27:20.580 Because they want to be successful and have some money.

00:27:23.060 I mean, this is crazy.

00:27:25.660 So.

00:27:27.200 I get it.

00:27:28.240 I get why people hate it.

00:27:29.680 And I've gotten the death threats.

00:27:30.960 And, you know, I had some Muslim guy going 109 countries.

00:27:34.260 What if you know what you've done?

00:27:35.700 You know what you've done wrong.

00:27:37.080 What have we done wrong?

00:27:38.160 Run successful businesses. 0.93

00:27:39.420 I mean, it's ridiculous. 0.84

00:27:41.480 OK. 0.88

00:27:42.400 And I think people are going to come back to their senses.

00:27:44.520 I don't know what this effect is going to be on Hollywood, because, as I said at the beginning of the podcast or the beginning of this rant that, yeah, I'm switching to pro-Palestine because there's more money in it. 0.61

00:27:56.040 That's what a lot of these celebrities are doing. 1.00

00:27:58.000 So.

00:28:00.640 Look.

00:28:03.580 White people want to pretend or not non-Jewish people in general, for instance, are pretending like, who cares? 0.99

00:28:12.240 Let them all blow each other up. 0.93

00:28:14.520 The whole reason World War II happened was because of this, in a way.

00:28:18.480 Right.

00:28:19.180 The Jews were trying to get their own country before World War II.

00:28:24.780 And people, Jews were already moving to Palestine, Israel, but it wasn't Israel yet.

00:28:31.920 And England, who was in control of it, was basically saying, like, no more than this many a year.

00:28:38.600 Even though tons of Jews from Germany and Poland wanted to go to Palestine before the Holocaust happened and they were denied going. 0.95

00:28:48.460 And a lot of I mean, that's fucking crazy, right? 0.70

00:28:51.360 That they would have escaped that. 0.99

00:28:53.780 A lot of people right now want a second Holocaust, which is fucking crazy and terrifying. 0.96

00:29:02.520 And I'm speaking about it because it's interesting. 0.96

00:29:05.620 And we're living in a time in history where that's happening in real time.

00:29:10.780 And what's crazy is majority of the left want to see Israel destroyed.

00:29:20.620 I mean, I get it.

00:29:27.380 They want to see everything destroyed.

00:29:28.840 They want to see Canada destroyed.

00:29:30.580 They want to see the flag change.

00:29:32.420 They want to get rid of Canada Day.

00:29:34.560 They want to change the anthem.

00:29:36.320 They want to change, you know, they want to change the gender of your kids. 1.00

00:29:40.620 They want to change everything, just the entire fabric of society.

00:29:46.780 They want the diversity. 0.76

00:29:48.480 They want, you know, no white people are evil. 0.97

00:29:50.660 Let's phase them out.

00:29:52.420 None of these things sound beneficial to me.

00:29:55.980 The things that the liberals want.

00:29:57.960 Right.

00:29:59.260 And I saw the Canadian deputy prime minister, Chrystia Freeland, talking and saying, oh, well, you know, Trudeau's not going to step down.

00:30:07.620 And we're going to work hard to win your trust back.

00:30:11.640 What do you it's been almost nine years. 1.00

00:30:14.540 These people are out of their goddamn minds. 1.00

00:30:16.980 The only thing they want is power. 1.00

00:30:19.920 And that's a huge issue with Netanyahu.

00:30:22.460 For instance, he wants power, too.

00:30:24.440 He wants to be in power. 1.00

00:30:25.520 He wants to bulldoze fucking Palestine. 1.00

00:30:27.880 Is that a good thing? 1.00

00:30:29.120 No.

00:30:30.800 Did they have to react to October 7th?

00:30:33.640 Yes. 0.98

00:30:33.960 Did they know that October 7th was potentially going to happen and didn't fucking do enough to prevent it? 0.98

00:30:40.280 Yes. 0.98

00:30:40.980 Was that maybe a conspiracy so they could blow up more of Palestine? 0.99

00:30:44.240 Very possible. 1.00

00:30:45.500 I don't agree with any of that shit. 1.00

00:30:47.320 I think that's fucked up. 1.00

00:30:48.860 Totally. 1.00

00:30:49.380 Like there's tons of people who say that Jews did fucking 9-11 or not Jews, but the Israeli government and through the way they that they whatever. 0.98

00:30:59.380 So that the America would invade Iraq and all this stuff. 0.98

00:31:05.700 I don't know if I believe it or not, but it's possible. 0.98

00:31:08.100 I mean, the Jews are pretty shifty. 1.00

00:31:11.700 I'm not going to lie. 0.99

00:31:12.360 I mean, I'll defend their right to exist as a people, but I'm not going to defend that they're not shifty.

00:31:18.380 Right.

00:31:18.780 I've been doing a new bit about this where, you know, I want to support the Jews, but then I'll hang out with one for an hour.

00:31:25.180 And I'm like, maybe I might join Hamas. 0.67

00:31:28.120 I get it, but we got to come together as a country and it's tough right now.

00:31:39.520 And Muslims are so proud of Islam that, you know, and they say like, oh, look at these. 0.99

00:31:48.580 The comments online are fucking insane from some of these girls wearing a hijab saying you empty headed white Christians. 1.00

00:31:55.120 Christians like they want to fucking holy war. 1.00

00:31:58.540 It's fucking nuts. 1.00

00:32:00.460 And, you know, they just think white people are stupid and they've given up their culture and they've given up their their religion. 1.00

00:32:06.300 And it's not true. 1.00

00:32:07.200 Our culture is this. 0.99

00:32:09.440 Our culture is making fun of you and making fun of you and making fun of you and not giving a shit about what people think. 0.99

00:32:17.460 OK, that is the remnant of white culture. 0.99

00:32:21.880 And it's kind of a mixture of white and black culture with stand up comedy and and commentary that we've been doing for over 50, 60 years.

00:32:33.060 That is part of our culture now is that we make fun of everybody.

00:32:36.800 And that is not part of Muslim culture. 0.99

00:32:39.600 OK, Muslim culture doesn't pride itself on making fun of themselves.

00:32:43.820 White people make fun of themselves all the time and we make fun of everybody and we laugh things off when horrible things happen.

00:32:50.140 We laugh it off.

00:32:51.400 How do you think white people recovered so well from World War Two and World War One? 0.99

00:32:56.580 Because we have a good sense of humor for fuck's sake. 0.99

00:33:00.540 You have to laugh. 1.00

00:33:02.040 You have to fucking not give a shit. 1.00

00:33:04.440 That's what the culture of North America is. 0.99

00:33:06.580 That's what the culture of the West should be.

00:33:10.040 Right.

00:33:10.920 I mean, look, drawing Mohammed, maybe, you know, not something I'm going to do yet. 0.59

00:33:16.460 But no, seriously, not something I'm trying.

00:33:20.200 Like, I don't want people to be so mad that.

00:33:23.220 But I want people to realize that.

00:33:28.420 Comedy and making fun of things is part of what makes our society great.

00:33:33.940 It's what and that's what the liberals want to take away and the Democrats want to take away.

00:33:38.240 They want to take away that freedom to speak about things in a funny way and make fun of things.

00:33:44.560 And I'm not saying that the right doesn't want to do that, too.

00:33:48.120 There are certain censorships on the right that I don't agree with.

00:33:53.000 Like, for instance, and, you know, they're trying to ban porn and they're trying to ban, you know, abortion and stuff like that.

00:34:00.600 I don't think they should ban abortion.

00:34:02.880 Do I think it would be funny to watch all the liberals be upset about it?

00:34:06.600 Yes.

00:34:08.240 Are the majority of people who are doing abortions?

00:34:11.840 Sorry, women or people with uteruses. 1.00

00:34:16.700 Are the majority of women getting abortions doing it because there's a medical issue or are they doing it because they don't want to be a mom and they made a mistake and they don't want to live with it? 0.94

00:34:28.240 Majority or made a mistake and just don't want to have the kid.

00:34:31.740 So I don't think that's right necessarily to just have that ability.

00:34:39.200 Now, do I think they should still have the ability to do it?

00:34:43.380 Yes, but I don't think it should be so socially accepted.

00:34:47.640 Right.

00:34:48.160 Like, OK, get your abortion, but feel bad about it a little bit. 1.00

00:34:52.780 You know, it's not just like taking a shit. 1.00

00:34:54.840 That's what Louis CK says. 1.00

00:34:56.240 Is it taking a shit or is it killing a baby? 1.00

00:34:58.040 Like, it's not just that. 1.00

00:35:03.720 So the idea that we're just pushing it as the, you know, basically birth control at this point is is the crazy part. 0.98

00:35:11.700 And liberals have fucked themselves by pushing that so hard and not realizing that, oh, yeah, we're normalizing a horrible thing. 0.99

00:35:20.740 Not good. 1.00

00:35:22.460 Not good.

00:35:23.460 Same with the normalization of hard drugs on the streets in Canada.

00:35:27.900 Everybody, all the homeless people on hard drugs because they can get it for free. 0.96

00:35:31.420 They can go do it at peace in their clinic and all this stuff.

00:35:34.700 And maybe that's a good thing.

00:35:36.120 They do it inside a building outside of, you know, people's you don't have to see them, which is nice.

00:35:41.880 They OD.

00:35:42.520 They have, you know, nurses that we're paying our tax dollars are going to pay for their salary to just to look after the homeless. 1.00

00:35:50.700 I get it.

00:35:52.340 OK, and I'm not an evil guy. 1.00

00:35:53.940 I don't think, oh, you know, there's some people are like, just fucking kill them all or, you know, collect them all and put them in a bus and ship. 0.98

00:36:01.420 I don't I you know, I feel bad for homeless people. 0.98

00:36:03.740 I think we need to take care of homeless people for sure.

00:36:06.400 But there is a certain extent where it's like, OK, now we're selling crack in vending machines.

00:36:14.220 Is this helping or is this making things worse?

00:36:18.900 It's just a question.

00:36:19.820 I don't know if it's making things worse or helping some.

00:36:22.480 There's arguments for both things.

00:36:25.600 Right.

00:36:27.900 But again.

00:36:30.500 Conservatives, for instance, they are sensitive.

00:36:33.080 Toronto, a great city, but it's still a big city.

00:36:35.260 Bad things happen.

00:36:36.300 Fucked up things happen.

00:36:37.960 There's an underworld in every city. 0.94

00:36:40.540 And, you know, the conservatives aren't just going to fix that with one foul slew.

00:36:45.140 But.

00:36:48.640 Those are my thoughts.

00:36:49.820 Those are my thoughts on it.

00:36:51.600 And.

00:36:55.800 Yeah.

00:36:59.760 Don't get me wrong.

00:37:00.780 There are some things that I like about Islam, for sure, for sure. 0.92

00:37:05.620 Like, number one, the man walks ahead of the woman. 0.89

00:37:10.740 Right.

00:37:11.180 And the woman just walks behind you. 1.00

00:37:12.740 That's amazing.

00:37:13.760 That's genius.

00:37:15.060 Because now you never have to talk to your wife on a walk.

00:37:17.960 You never have to walk beside your wife and she's going in. 0.88

00:37:20.460 And then this.

00:37:21.860 I don't know.

00:37:22.420 That was my.

00:37:23.040 That sounded more Jewish than Arabic.

00:37:24.360 But, you know, you don't have to listen to any complaints.

00:37:27.960 You just walk alone with your own thoughts.

00:37:30.680 I think that's genius.

00:37:32.320 Truly.

00:37:33.560 The hijab, the covering up. 1.00

00:37:35.840 Also pretty smart.

00:37:37.520 Right.

00:37:38.320 Because if everybody's covered up, then, you know, you're less likely to look at a woman 1.00

00:37:42.220 and think she's, you know, look how attractive that woman is compared to my wife. 1.00

00:37:45.680 You don't think that because they're all covered up.

00:37:48.680 That's why they're a little bit pissed off that only their women are covering up and the 0.59

00:37:52.800 other women aren't. 1.00

00:37:53.520 Because then they're looking at the other woman going, fuck that. 1.00

00:37:55.580 She's pretty hot. 1.00

00:37:56.400 But no, I want my I like my wife who looks like a pigeon. 1.00

00:38:02.840 That is one of the things I don't like the hijab thing. 1.00

00:38:07.700 And this is very, you know, you're frowned upon.

00:38:10.220 I don't think it's.

00:38:14.160 It's it's not a sign of freedom.

00:38:18.440 Right.

00:38:18.940 Like it is in a sense that you can come to this country and practice your religion and

00:38:22.400 dress how you want and do what you want.

00:38:24.420 But when it becomes we're going to take advantage of that and we're going to start pushing our

00:38:29.460 ideology on people and we're going to start, you know, having thousands of people praying

00:38:33.860 in a park or in a thousands of people praying in the city center.

00:38:38.780 Now you're trying to make a statement and then you're using also the the liberalism of

00:38:44.800 the countries you've moved to against themselves because you're going, oh, if you complain

00:38:49.380 about this, you're racist. 0.92

00:38:52.400 No, you're not.

00:38:55.080 You're just questioning what the motive is for why you're doing that. 0.99

00:39:00.940 It's like, are you fucking trying to. 0.97

00:39:06.820 What are you trying to do? 0.99

00:39:08.380 You're just trying to spread awareness.

00:39:09.800 I mean, people don't like it.

00:39:11.320 They don't like it.

00:39:12.380 I'm sorry.

00:39:12.980 They just don't.

00:39:13.700 I mean, I'm not saying I don't, but a lot of people don't.

00:39:16.840 And yeah, the hijab and wearing niqab and all that stuff, it is, in my opinion, anti-feminist 0.76

00:39:26.500 that all these liberal women are, you know, we need to support these girls. 1.00

00:39:32.180 And then there's the, you know, girls in niqab graduating from University of Toronto and 1.00

00:39:39.020 standing in front of the Palestine encampment going, this is a, you know, what a miracle.

00:39:45.240 It's like, yeah, it is a miracle. 0.99

00:39:46.240 It's a miracle that your parents even let you go to goddamn school. 0.99

00:39:49.000 The fact that they want you completely covered head to toe, it's a, it is a miracle that you 0.99

00:39:55.600 graduated because in the countries where that is the dominant thing where, you know, Afghanistan,

00:40:02.420 Pakistan, they don't want girls going to school. 1.00

00:40:05.920 No offense, but that's true.

00:40:08.500 So just this idea that, you know, we're so progressive that now I cover my body so that

00:40:15.740 men don't see it so that they don't get aroused and all this, it goes against the freedom of

00:40:24.840 women and, and, you know, it goes, it goes against, for instance, do you think Muslims 0.97

00:40:33.140 and all those Muslims in the encampment, do you think they are for or against abortion?

00:40:37.380 All these queers for Palestine, people standing up for them. 1.00

00:40:41.640 Have they asked, what do you, what do you girls, what do the hijabi girls think of abortion? 1.00

00:40:48.960 They're fucking against it. 0.99

00:40:50.960 They don't think they should have it. 0.99

00:40:52.780 They're not pro-choice, but all these liberals are standing up for them blindly and it's, 0.97

00:40:59.380 um, it's ridiculous. 0.98

00:41:02.920 It's redonkulous. 0.99

00:41:07.240 Huh?

00:41:09.140 I do like that.

00:41:10.320 The, the new right is.

00:41:15.020 There's people say the left is, is, is in factions, but the right is in factions because

00:41:20.180 now you have the right that is thinks that Israel is the problem. 0.98

00:41:24.400 Jews are the problem and they're running too many of the companies and, uh, we got to get 1.00

00:41:29.960 rid of that and all this stuff, which is not good for society. 0.99

00:41:34.300 And then the other half kind of thinks, no, the Jews are good. 0.99

00:41:40.880 And there's a lot of liberal Jews still.

00:41:43.000 And that's another point of contention for the far right people who are saying, look, the 0.99

00:41:49.040 Jews created fucking communism and they, you know, a Jew created it. 1.00

00:41:57.260 This is something people don't, a guy who was Jewish created it. 1.00

00:42:01.580 It's not like Jews collectively were like communism.

00:42:04.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:04.600 A lot of Jews liked it because a lot of Jews are fucking lazy. 1.00

00:42:07.920 Not all of them want to work for companies. 1.00

00:42:10.320 Half of them want to be CEOs and the other half want to fucking be, uh, Karl Marx. 0.81

00:42:14.800 I get it, but it's on a case by case basis. 0.96

00:42:21.060 That's how I feel with all people.

00:42:23.240 I mean, I never say, oh, all black people are the, and you know, for the sake of comedy.

00:42:27.980 Sure.

00:42:29.180 And even during COVID, even during COVID, there was less hate towards the Asian community

00:42:36.980 than there is now online towards the Jews.

00:42:40.660 There's just like, there was no accounts just talking about how we need to, you know,

00:42:47.700 completely dismantle Asian people. 1.00

00:42:49.500 Like, so, and I made lots of jokes about Asians that were fucking hilarious and I love 1.00

00:42:53.040 Asians and I love Jews and I love Muslims, by the way. 0.96

00:42:55.700 I do.

00:42:56.700 I'm, and I'm allowed to, oh, we can't criticize Israel.

00:42:59.580 Sure.

00:42:59.840 You can.

00:43:00.340 You're doing it right now.

00:43:01.340 And I'm criticizing you.

00:43:03.920 Am I, does that mean I hate you?

00:43:06.220 No, it doesn't mean I hate you.

00:43:08.140 It means I want to exercise the freedom of speech to say what I think and feel just like

00:43:14.460 you guys do, just like everybody should be allowed to do.

00:43:17.740 And I think this is all going to work out.

00:43:20.400 I think that a lot of the protesters are going to get fed up.

00:43:24.160 They're going to realize they're not helping.

00:43:26.120 They're not winning.

00:43:27.140 They're not doing anything positive.

00:43:29.040 They're literally just making everything worse and shittier.

00:43:32.160 And they're going to just stop.

00:43:34.960 I think they're just going to stop.

00:43:36.740 Hopefully I'm being hopeful.

00:43:38.520 I was also hopeful that Trudeau would step down.

00:43:40.820 So maybe I'm not going to be right, but that's how I'm feeling.

00:43:48.360 All right.

00:43:49.680 And in terms of myself still working on getting in shape, I was in Toronto.

00:43:57.440 I have to say that the food in Toronto, much better than Austin, Texas.

00:44:01.180 I know Austin has Terry Black's and they got barbecue, but the sushi in Austin, unless I'm going to the wrong places, it's pretty bad.

00:44:10.260 And, you know, burgers and fries.

00:44:12.800 Okay, fine.

00:44:13.800 Austin has some pretty good burgers.

00:44:15.340 Great meat.

00:44:16.940 Steakhouses.

00:44:17.340 But go to a steakhouse in Toronto. 0.99

00:44:19.560 It's fucking incredible. 0.99

00:44:20.420 Also, cheap food in Toronto is incredible. 0.97

00:44:23.100 Sushi, new generation sushi, one of my favorite places, which I went to recently and they didn't serve me, which may have to do with the fact that I used their employees as promo video.

00:44:35.480 And then they probably went and looked at my page and were like, we cannot give this guy no more sushi.

00:44:44.020 So I'm going to have to find a different spot for sushi in Toronto.

00:44:48.060 That's kind of sad.

00:44:48.820 But Roll San, one of my favorite Chinese restaurants of all time, we pigged out like crazy there after a show and just is so good.

00:45:00.060 And where else did we go?

00:45:02.040 Where else did I eat?

00:45:03.860 A couple of places had a shawarma.

00:45:06.260 That is another funny thing about the Jews who are online complaining about the Palestinian protesters all day. 1.00

00:45:13.700 And then they get hungry and they're like, what am I going to eat?

00:45:15.940 Kind of feel like shawarma, actually.

00:45:17.460 And then they just order from someplace called Alibaba.

00:45:21.100 And they're like, you know, the Uber Eats delivery guy's name is Muhammad.

00:45:26.120 And they just, you know, oh, thanks.

00:45:27.660 Thanks.

00:45:28.000 Close the door.

00:45:28.660 Then go back on the Internet. 0.98

00:45:30.080 You people don't know what the hell you're talking about. 1.00

00:45:31.600 I mean, that shit's I mean, everybody's fucking out of their minds. 1.00

00:45:35.360 OK, the Jews, the whites, the Palestinians, the trains, the gays. 1.00

00:45:41.940 Everybody is just so heated right now over their issue.

00:45:46.480 And we have to kind of unify and go, what is our end goal here? 0.98

00:45:51.960 That's why the liberals and Democrats are so fucking annoying is because they only think about short term solutions. 0.93

00:45:58.440 How do we make things feel better right now? 0.99

00:46:00.560 How do we feel better?

00:46:02.080 We don't want to feel better.

00:46:03.120 We want the country to function.

00:46:04.940 And that's what the in my opinion, Republicans and in Canada conservatives seem to want to do.

00:46:11.960 They want to fix things.

00:46:13.460 And so that the countries function better.

00:46:16.620 There's less crime.

00:46:17.720 There's less poor people.

00:46:18.880 That means less homeless, less drug use.

00:46:21.800 It's all starts somewhere.

00:46:25.460 OK, and when you're making everybody poor and charging more and more taxes and more for more social program, we need more social programs because there's more fucking homeless people because we're charging so much tax that nobody can afford to live. 1.00

00:46:38.280 It's idiotic. 0.99

00:46:40.800 But everybody is so heated, including me, obviously, a little bit sometimes. 0.99

00:46:47.200 And you always have to remember that life is beautiful. 0.99

00:46:52.500 All this shit is happening over there. 0.99

00:46:56.020 It's sad. 1.00

00:46:56.700 It's happening over there.

00:46:57.740 It's sad.

00:46:58.740 You know, what's happening in China is sad.

00:47:01.080 Look at all the Uyghur Muslims. 1.00

00:47:02.520 Nobody cares about that.

00:47:03.420 Nobody talks about that or just all the people who have to work in those factories in China, Vietnam.

00:47:10.600 I mean, Malaysia, all those. 0.98

00:47:13.120 I mean, there's a lot of shitty places you could live. 1.00

00:47:15.820 If you live in Canada or the United States, you are a lucky motherfucker and. 1.00

00:47:21.860 Go to the fucking woods. 1.00

00:47:24.800 Take some some, you know, you know what I'm talking about. 1.00

00:47:28.760 Take a little.

00:47:29.220 And go into the woods, go in to get a cabin on Airbnb and just look at the water.

00:47:38.520 Look at the lakes.

00:47:39.540 Enjoy yourself.

00:47:40.540 That's what life's all about with your family.

00:47:42.820 If you don't have a family, go make one.

00:47:45.400 OK.

00:47:47.720 Stop pulling out.

00:47:49.500 You'll thank me later.

00:47:51.320 And.

00:47:52.600 Go make some memories.

00:47:53.720 Enjoy the summer and enjoy each other.

00:47:59.720 Canada Day is coming up.

00:48:01.280 The 4th of July is coming up and.

00:48:04.940 It's a beautiful thing.

00:48:06.820 So.

00:48:08.360 I love you.

00:48:09.960 Thank you for always supporting me.

00:48:12.060 And, you know, some people say, oh, the podcast was.

00:48:16.200 I mean, have you listened to any other podcasts when people are like, he wasn't funny the whole 0.98

00:48:21.660 fucking time, every fucking five seconds? 0.95

00:48:23.620 I mean, I think when I watch these back, sometimes when I'm recording, I'm going, was this funny 0.99

00:48:29.020 or is it too, too intense?

00:48:31.300 And then I listen back to it. 0.95

00:48:32.660 I'm like, this is fucking hilarious and smart and interesting. 0.95

00:48:35.600 And that's what I'm trying to do. 0.83

00:48:36.840 And yeah, we only have a couple thousand listeners a week.

00:48:39.320 But that's going to change because the videos that I post on Instagram are getting 500,000

00:48:45.400 views a week or a couple hundred thousand at the very least collectively.

00:48:51.800 You know, each video is getting 50,000 views or more.

00:48:55.120 So I know I'm doing something right.

00:48:57.800 Yeah, I'm pissing people off.

00:48:59.160 Yeah, I'm going to lose some people who are like, oh, who's what opinion am I really saying

00:49:04.020 that's so awful that I think that.

00:49:07.200 Let's recap for a sec.

00:49:09.320 I think that.

00:49:11.960 The fact that Jews are running a lot of companies and a lot of things should be a wake up call 1.00

00:49:17.220 to other people, especially if you live in a small town and you're just, you know, kind 0.83

00:49:21.660 of a hick, no offense.

00:49:23.720 My mom was a hick from a small town, Carlton Place, Ontario, born in Almonte, Ontario, out 1.00

00:49:28.680 by fucking Ottawa, buddy. 1.00

00:49:30.640 I get it. 1.00

00:49:32.000 But.

00:49:33.420 If you're not going out of your way to make your kids educated and sending them to good

00:49:37.700 schools and teaching them things and teaching them how to be successful and pushing them

00:49:43.000 to be successful and making your family and kids want to be, you know, what's the word

00:49:50.540 prosperous?

00:49:51.880 You're obviously going to be mad at all the other people who did do that and want their

00:49:58.860 kids to be prosperous, because for every Jew that's out there that's prosperous, there's 1.00

00:50:03.620 10 white guys and there's probably 20 Chinese guys and 30 Indian guys who are billionaires

00:50:11.260 and millionaires all over the world, not only in North America and the West, but all over 0.98

00:50:16.420 the world in India, in fucking China, you know, Jack, how many Jack Ma's. 0.98

00:50:21.780 And so it's not. 0.98

00:50:26.240 What I'm I don't think that's such a crazy thing to say, hey, guys, if you're mad, the

00:50:30.900 Jews are running everything. 1.00

00:50:32.080 Try and do it yourself. 0.81

00:50:33.600 Oh, but I'm too old.

00:50:34.940 I'm 42.

00:50:35.720 You can go back to university.

00:50:37.180 Go back to university.

00:50:38.840 Try to make some connections.

00:50:40.620 Do an online course.

00:50:41.920 I don't know.

00:50:42.840 Try to get a better job.

00:50:44.220 It's not it's your life, not mine. 0.94

00:50:46.960 I'm just saying that this that's ridiculous. 0.98

00:50:50.340 And then the other thing is that Muslims going, oh, why is everybody hate us when we're saying 0.96

00:50:55.460 that we don't want the countries that we move to it to exist? 0.98

00:50:58.920 Another dumb thing that I think not really even that controversial. 0.98

00:51:02.460 I think Muslims could go, OK, I could see that. 0.99

00:51:04.820 I could see how that is a thing.

00:51:08.380 Right.

00:51:11.160 And what else have I said?

00:51:14.040 I've said that the you know, the conservatives seem to be more aligned with fixing the countries

00:51:19.520 than the liberals.

00:51:20.400 I think that's true, too. 0.99

00:51:22.340 I don't think anything I'm saying is fucked up. 1.00

00:51:24.300 And for the people who jump ship and are just like, you know, fuck Ben. 0.99

00:51:29.020 Now, all he talks about is this. 0.99

00:51:30.440 It's not all I talk about, but it is it is kind of in the news a lot.

00:51:36.620 It is current events.

00:51:38.000 It's like saying, oh, all Ben talks about is covid.

00:51:40.180 There were people who said that during the pandemic and lockdowns. 0.99

00:51:44.200 Oh, all he talks about is lockdown because we're in a fucking lockdown. 0.99

00:51:47.100 What am I supposed to talk about? 0.99

00:51:50.680 Right.

00:51:51.200 So.

00:51:56.940 I think that I'm usually right before the Israel thing, people were coming up to me at shows

00:52:01.380 going, you're right about everything.

00:52:02.560 It's crazy.

00:52:03.200 And I still am.

00:52:04.800 You're not going to agree with some of it now, but I still am right because, well, I

00:52:10.920 don't think the Jews should run. 0.99

00:52:12.180 So you want to do another Holocaust? 0.99

00:52:13.660 You want to do another fucking round them all up and all the companies should get rid of 1.00

00:52:17.720 Jews and you're fucking out of your mind. 1.00

00:52:20.420 It's not happening. 1.00

00:52:21.640 OK, so.

00:52:24.140 I'm right.

00:52:26.640 And if you disagree, you're wrong.

00:52:29.280 And.

00:52:34.840 That's it.

00:52:36.980 Next week, there's going to be a podcast on Tuesday, but my comedy special comes out July

00:52:42.660 1st.

00:52:43.380 It's going to be very funny.

00:52:44.880 It's very good.

00:52:45.940 I talk about Olivia Chow.

00:52:47.340 I talk about the Jews.

00:52:48.260 I talk about the Muslims. 0.99

00:52:49.140 I talk about the gays. 0.99

00:52:49.980 I talk about the trans. 0.70

00:52:51.260 Talk about myself.

00:52:53.020 Talk about relationships.

00:52:55.100 And it's a great comedy special.

00:52:57.300 It's the best one that I've ever made and I'm excited for you to see it.

00:53:03.160 So please, when it comes out, I need your help.

00:53:06.360 Even if it's just the couple thousand of you that listen to this, that would help if every

00:53:11.180 single one of you shared the link in your story on IG or on Twitter, along with one of

00:53:19.460 the videos that I've put out from the comedy special where I'm wearing the orange sweater.

00:53:24.920 It would help a lot.

00:53:27.600 And I want to get this over a million views.

00:53:30.560 I think the podcast needs to be getting over 10,000 views.

00:53:34.020 And anybody who, oh, well, you talk about this too much.

00:53:37.260 You talk about, tell that to Ben Shapiro who gets a bajillion views or any other guy out 0.99

00:53:41.980 there who gets a bajillion views and talks about shit that you don't like. 0.99

00:53:44.800 I'm talking about shit that I want to talk about. 0.99

00:53:47.940 And that's why it's authentic. 0.99

00:53:50.680 And I love my listeners. 0.99

00:53:56.000 And Kill Tony. 0.98

00:53:58.860 I love Kill Tony.

00:54:00.100 And we're going to continue getting up on that show, hopefully a few times.

00:54:06.040 And if you're, you might be watching this and I've already had my episode and you've

00:54:09.940 watched the, and you've watched my comedy special.

00:54:15.180 So thank you.

00:54:16.860 Tell everybody about the podcast.

00:54:18.520 Appreciate you guys.

00:54:19.340 Good night.

00:54:19.620 We'll always win.

Bankas Podcast - June 25, 2024

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