Bankas Podcast - June 18, 2024


I Saw a UFO ｜ The Bankas Show - #056


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I saw a UFO yesterday and it wasn't a bird. It was an alien. And I got to perform on Kill Tony with Tony Hinchcliffe and Mark Norman. And it was a very alien themed day. These are some of the things that have been going on in my life lately.

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00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to The Bankist Show, everybody, exciting week, and we've changed things up a little bit.
00:00:09.140 If you're watching on video, I now have two pictures up on the wall, which are photographs that I purchased just recently at a comedy show that I did.
00:00:22.500 And a friend of mine, Taylor Thompson. These are his photographs. Very cool.
00:00:35.660 This one is of Circuit of America, I believe. It's a raceway here in Austin, Texas.
00:00:44.700 And this is, of course, New York City, Times Square, with a little bit of rain on the ground.
00:00:52.740 Welcome to the show, everybody.
00:00:56.600 So I'll tell you a little bit about some of the exciting stuff that's been happening.
00:01:00.960 First of all, I saw a UFO yesterday. No shit. Swear to God. 0.98
00:01:08.080 Wasn't a bird, wasn't a plane.
00:01:09.900 And it was it was a little scary. I'm not going to lie to you guys.
00:01:15.000 I saw at first one UFO and then I tried to capture the video that I couldn't because one of my dogs was pulling on my arm.
00:01:26.040 And then I saw two and then I saw three and I started filming the three.
00:01:30.860 And I didn't even realize that I actually captured those three until I went through the footage like 10 times.
00:01:38.600 It's literally a clip of six seconds.
00:01:40.380 These things started accelerating as soon as I started filming.
00:01:46.780 And the one that I really captured that you can see here is insane.
00:01:54.480 It's moving so fast.
00:01:56.820 OK, this UFO is just zipping, zopping insane speed.
00:02:05.560 And it goes through a cloud.
00:02:07.560 If it hadn't gone through a cloud, I could see somebody going, OK, that's a bird, right?
00:02:12.700 There's no flapping.
00:02:14.420 This thing's like 10,000 feet in the air or at least 5,000 feet.
00:02:20.080 And.
00:02:21.680 It's flying through clouds and it seemed big.
00:02:24.500 It was probably like.
00:02:25.360 If I were to guess, I mean, I know what airplane sizes are from the ground, so I guess it was like a sphere or some sort of shaped object like that.
00:02:40.160 You guys tell me if you're watching, if you're listening, go check out the YouTube video to see what I'm talking about or my Instagram page.
00:02:49.020 And so that was crazy.
00:02:52.920 And I really did feel like it was a close encounter of the first kind, which first kind, of course, is seeing them.
00:03:04.160 I believe third or fourth kind is actual abduction, which who knows that could be happening, too.
00:03:09.280 But what I do know is that.
00:03:13.160 It was freaky and it was.
00:03:17.940 Godlike.
00:03:20.560 It there was a weird moment where.
00:03:24.340 I felt like it knew that I was videotaping it.
00:03:30.300 And.
00:03:31.680 There was some sort of purpose to it.
00:03:34.920 And what makes it even weirder is after that.
00:03:39.380 I went and signed up for Kill Tony and I ended up getting pulled out of the bucket and that felt.
00:03:46.100 Pretty crazy.
00:03:47.500 I'm not going to lie to you because.
00:03:51.620 I just saw an alien.
00:03:53.040 All I was talking about in the bullpen with all the other comics was look at this alien.
00:03:57.940 Look at this video. 0.99
00:03:58.540 Isn't this fucking crazy? 0.99
00:03:59.820 And then got to bring it up on Kill Tony with Tony Hinchcliffe and Redman. 0.99
00:04:04.940 Mark Norman was on the show.
00:04:06.660 Ari Shafir, the guys from Are You Garbage?
00:04:12.620 And it was just really cool to meet all those comics.
00:04:17.920 And I did pretty good.
00:04:19.440 I had a good set.
00:04:20.420 Although nowadays, Kill Tony, you don't get to watch the show if you're a comic.
00:04:27.020 So you don't really know what's happening earlier on the show.
00:04:29.600 And I think they must have had like four Indian guys, which I should have picked up on that.
00:04:35.060 I should have heard the names being called.
00:04:37.520 And then when my name was called gone.
00:04:39.660 Okay.
00:04:39.980 Well, those guys were all Indian.
00:04:42.980 But it's you're really just listening for your own name and you're not thinking straight.
00:04:48.900 Right.
00:04:49.320 You're thinking, I don't even think I'm going to get pulled.
00:04:51.960 So.
00:04:52.280 All my jokes were about Indian people. 1.00
00:04:56.320 No, it's not true. 0.78
00:04:57.220 They were all about black people. 0.94
00:04:59.800 Which Indians are the blacks of the north now in Canada. 0.99
00:05:05.080 They certainly do like stealing cars in Toronto. 0.95
00:05:11.180 So this is my Kill Tony book that I got the first time that I did Kill Tony back in 2021.
00:05:22.520 December of 2021 was the first Jared Nathan episode.
00:05:27.420 And I killed it on that episode.
00:05:30.640 One of the biggest reasons I killed it was the callback to Jared Nathan being and me being the the other Canadian that wasn't retarded. 0.97
00:05:43.980 And then how crazy is this?
00:05:45.460 After I saw that UFO yesterday, Tony just happened to have one of these little alien books.
00:05:54.460 And performing at the comedy mothership.
00:05:57.700 Very alien themed.
00:06:02.300 It was a very alien themed day that I had.
00:06:07.560 And it was nice.
00:06:09.440 Thank you, Tony Hinchcliffe.
00:06:12.880 Great time.
00:06:14.480 I just like having these here, you know.
00:06:18.120 These are my little.
00:06:19.560 These are like comedy.
00:06:21.260 This is the closest thing you get in comedy to a trophy.
00:06:24.200 Are these books that don't even I can't even stand them up.
00:06:30.060 I guess I have to go like this.
00:06:32.420 Put them in here.
00:06:35.860 Yeah.
00:06:38.160 It's nice to have trophies.
00:06:41.120 Right.
00:06:41.640 I grew up playing hockey.
00:06:44.180 I know it's cliche because I'm Canadian, but that's what we do.
00:06:51.380 We play hockey.
00:06:54.040 I actually played violin as a kid, which is why I do such a good Chinese accent, because I used to have to be in a basement with 30 Chinese kids waiting to be yelled at by a Russian guy in a basement somewhere in north of Toronto.
00:07:09.540 So, that's where I really honed the Chinese accent.
00:07:18.820 I mean, obviously, I am embellishing it.
00:07:28.240 I'm not doing the purest form.
00:07:30.340 Purest form would be, oh, hello.
00:07:32.800 How are you today?
00:07:33.840 What would you like to get from the store today?
00:07:37.680 That's perfect.
00:07:39.800 But it's almost funnier to go, oh, because I don't know why.
00:07:45.660 I don't know why that's funnier.
00:07:48.160 People online will say, oh, it's because it's race. 0.97
00:07:51.600 You're racist. 0.99
00:07:52.320 It's because you're racist. 1.00
00:07:53.280 It's like, no.
00:07:53.860 Well, no, it's because it's racist that I'm not racist.
00:07:56.380 So, I find it funny.
00:07:57.280 If you're actually racist, you watch that and go, oh, hell yeah, that boy is doing it. 0.86
00:08:02.440 That's a perfect Chinese accent. 1.00
00:08:04.060 I like the amount of offensiveness in that, but it's not particularly funny to me.
00:08:11.640 But I like that he's doing it.
00:08:13.000 Those are the people that are actually racist.
00:08:17.480 People think I'm racist.
00:08:21.340 I mean, look.
00:08:25.000 I'm not racist.
00:08:27.220 I am observant.
00:08:32.340 It's different, okay?
00:08:33.840 I don't actually hate anybody.
00:08:35.940 I'm just observant, guys.
00:08:38.240 And sometimes you observe some things. 0.99
00:08:41.960 That's why my Instagram algorithm is all, you know, Indian street food and Chinese people boiling turtles and shit. 1.00
00:08:51.860 Because I'm observing. 0.99
00:08:54.600 I just want to observe.
00:08:56.440 Does that make me racist?
00:08:57.860 Because I'm curious.
00:08:58.840 Honestly, not that many people calling me racist nowadays because everything that I'm doing is pretty moderate compared to actual racism that we see now.
00:09:14.780 And a lot of people are being racist towards Jews, which is obviously it's called anti-Semitism, which people already hate that.
00:09:26.440 They feel like there's a Jewish superiority.
00:09:29.240 Like, oh, you get your own word for when we hate you?
00:09:32.720 And it's like.
00:09:35.400 The Jews are like, well, actually, you've been hating us for a long time, so we had a long time to think about it.
00:09:43.620 That's part of it. 0.94
00:09:44.580 Part of the reason there's a word called anti-Semitism and there isn't a word called anti-blackatism is because we only found out about black people, you know, what?
00:09:59.020 700 years ago.
00:10:00.440 I mean, they've been hating Jews for at least 65, whatever, 5,000 years. 0.97
00:10:05.200 Sorry, blacks, but we're still the most hated and you don't even have to be fully Jewish. 0.96
00:10:12.700 Like, I'm half Jewish and people are like, good enough. 0.99
00:10:17.620 Enough to hate.
00:10:22.300 It's too bad that. 1.00
00:10:24.020 It's happening, but it's also very funny because it's it's really making a lot of Arab people look stupid. 0.99
00:10:36.320 I hate to say this, but the whole conflict, because look right now, what people are saying, both the leftists and the Arabs. 1.00
00:10:47.100 OK, what they're saying is Israel is a terrorist state. 0.86
00:10:54.640 Zionism is evil, so they need to leave. 1.00
00:10:58.980 They need to leave. 1.00
00:11:01.100 And the Jewish people do not deserve to have one country. 1.00
00:11:05.720 They do not deserve to have a home land.
00:11:09.420 Because, number one, it's in the wrong place.
00:11:11.380 You can go have it somewhere else.
00:11:12.780 That's their whole thing.
00:11:13.520 And even though they spent the last 200 years or so building it, I know that Israel's only been a country since 1948. 0.99
00:11:22.060 But for 100 years before 1948, there were Jews there building shit, getting it ready to to have a country. 1.00
00:11:32.240 Right. 1.00
00:11:34.180 So.
00:11:36.020 The Arabs can have all their countries.
00:11:39.920 Right.
00:11:40.440 They get all like, like if there's Arabs in Canada or Arabs in America or Arabs in the UK and they're like, I hate it here. 1.00
00:11:50.280 I hate this culture.
00:11:51.740 I want my own. 0.91
00:11:53.340 I want to be surrounded by my own.
00:11:55.460 There are options.
00:11:58.200 OK.
00:11:59.220 The argument is, oh, well, America blew up all their options.
00:12:03.720 I mean, Dubai's nice.
00:12:09.040 Is it not?
00:12:10.060 I heard it's cheaper than Toronto.
00:12:13.420 I mean, am I crazy here?
00:12:15.280 It's cheaper than New York to live in Dubai.
00:12:19.880 What about.
00:12:23.120 You know, what other good countries are there?
00:12:26.720 The Qatar, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates.
00:12:34.080 Right.
00:12:34.660 What's Dubai?
00:12:35.400 Dubai's UAE or Saudi Arabia.
00:12:39.280 They have a country that's that's functioning.
00:12:42.320 That's all Muslim people. 0.95
00:12:44.040 And I'm not saying to Muslim people, like, get out, go. 0.95
00:12:46.560 But I'm just saying the logic of what you're saying is that all the Jews should not have Israel. 0.99
00:12:54.900 And also, if they come to this country, we're going to hate them. 1.00
00:12:58.540 Like, we already hate them.
00:13:00.180 So if they don't have Israel, so they have to go back to England where. 0.97
00:13:03.940 Where random mobs of Muslim people are attacking Jews, even though they're like minority, like beyond, you know, such a small minority in the UK.
00:13:18.800 And in Europe, for that matter, because of that thing that you don't think happened. 0.86
00:13:24.440 But it's it's just this this mess.
00:13:30.740 And I feel bad for the Arabs, not I don't feel bad for the like the Palestinians who were killed.
00:13:40.260 I feel bad for the Arabs that are just so wrapped up in this.
00:13:46.240 And now their whole profile picture is just free Palestine and they've just lost their minds. 0.69
00:13:51.520 And they're you know, they got seventy five kafias in every drawer of their house.
00:13:57.380 And they all they can think about is this.
00:13:59.500 And all they're doing all day is watching videos of mutilated bodies that half of them.
00:14:05.460 Sorry, guys, they're fake.
00:14:06.660 A lot of the videos are fake of what's happening in Gaza.
00:14:11.180 There's I mean, there's you've seen the pictures of guys in the death death suit on their phone.
00:14:20.380 What's that?
00:14:21.860 Oh, well, that's that's that's fake.
00:14:24.420 And so that's my point is that the Jews have one place where everybody doesn't hate them.
00:14:32.520 And that's Israel.
00:14:33.700 Because in Canada, as you can see, a lot of people hating them include not just Arabs, by the way, just regular leftists.
00:14:46.800 And then far right people.
00:14:50.060 Are now pushing the Hitler was right. 1.00
00:14:55.200 Shit. 1.00
00:14:56.340 And that's and that's chill. 1.00
00:14:59.560 That's supposed to be chill for the Jews. 0.83
00:15:03.760 I mean, there's people online right now that if they were in control, what they would do is they would essentially get rid of all Jews in every company. 0.97
00:15:13.320 Make sure there's no more Jews in any company. 1.00
00:15:15.800 You can't hold a high up position in any company. 0.93
00:15:21.360 Is that that's what people want? 0.94
00:15:23.860 And on top of that, they want to get rid of Jews, which is even crazier because, I mean, they already tried that. 0.76
00:15:32.680 Then they created Israel because of that, not just because of that, but definitely a strong, you know, when boatloads of people start showing up to your shores saying we were witnessing people be gassed to death. 0.90
00:15:50.240 And that's another thing.
00:15:55.060 Where was the compassion from the Arabs after the Holocaust to say, you know what, you can settle here. 0.99
00:16:02.960 We're going to give you this small piece of land.
00:16:05.180 Where was the compassion for the other Arab leaders to be like, we'll take care of if there's refugees, we'll take care of it. 1.00
00:16:11.080 We'll protect you.
00:16:12.180 We want you to have a little piece of land and don't worry.
00:16:17.380 You know, we have our own cities and countries, Damascus and all those beautiful cities that weren't destroyed yet, by the way.
00:16:28.800 Why don't we help the Jews? 0.91
00:16:30.140 Why don't we let them settle?
00:16:31.160 Why don't we give them peace?
00:16:33.020 They didn't do that.
00:16:34.380 The second that they got there, they were like, we got to get rid of them.
00:16:37.340 And the free Palestine movement was actually something in the 50s.
00:16:42.260 They were doing free Palestine, but for Jews, because Palestine was called like it was still Palestine.
00:16:49.940 They didn't like it when it before it was Israel proper.
00:16:53.100 It was called Palestine.
00:16:54.980 And that's not a Muslim name. 1.00
00:16:56.680 It's a fucking it's a fucking like Roman name that they gave it. 1.00
00:17:01.620 That's not even chill. 1.00
00:17:03.760 I'm pretty sure it's like racist kind of it's like, oh, we call that Palestine, whatever the fuck that shit is. 1.00
00:17:13.280 So. 1.00
00:17:16.820 I understand all the Palestinian arguments of, well, the land was, but they weren't, you know, oh, it's our land. 0.94
00:17:24.980 They weren't working the land.
00:17:26.780 They didn't have any of the farms ready to go.
00:17:29.660 They didn't irrigate the land.
00:17:31.600 They it was a desert and they just didn't want the Jews to come there and make it better. 1.00
00:17:38.720 They didn't want to live with them peacefully, too.
00:17:40.380 I mean, there are Arabs that did and they're in Israel enjoying full rights.
00:17:46.800 So.
00:17:49.420 To me. 0.99
00:17:52.700 It's a bit fucked up. 1.00
00:17:54.720 And then there's people saying, oh, stop talking about it. 0.99
00:17:57.360 Don't talk about it anymore.
00:17:58.760 I don't talk.
00:17:59.820 Well, what do you find interesting?
00:18:02.540 I mean, this is this is history happening right in front of us.
00:18:06.880 It's interesting to me. 1.00
00:18:09.760 Fucking box. 1.00
00:18:10.600 Shit. 1.00
00:18:17.680 It's just crazy that. 1.00
00:18:19.500 The Jews aren't allowed or not, you know, they shouldn't have a country. 1.00
00:18:26.040 They should just give it back and they should just move back to Poland. 1.00
00:18:32.260 I mean, what kind of psychotic.
00:18:35.280 How is that an actual talking point right now of people?
00:18:40.240 And everybody's just going, well, that's that happens sometimes.
00:18:45.380 I mean.
00:18:53.240 God bless.
00:18:54.200 God bless the Arabs.
00:18:55.680 They're just so.
00:18:57.600 They're so inclusive.
00:18:59.580 Thank you for letting the Jews live peacefully in Israel after the Holocaust.
00:19:05.980 And they were almost all all killed.
00:19:10.760 And this is the new thing.
00:19:12.060 It's a genocide of who?
00:19:13.640 The Palestinians. 0.82
00:19:14.720 OK, but anybody who lives in Palestine is a Palestinian.
00:19:17.920 You know, like before they called it Israel, they were Palestinians.
00:19:21.120 There was a Jewish Palestinians.
00:19:22.200 So what exactly are we talking about here?
00:19:27.880 These that they're Arabs. 0.95
00:19:30.460 That's why all the Arabs are. 1.00
00:19:32.120 You can't say no, they're ethnically Palestinian. 1.00
00:19:34.240 OK, well, but what then? 0.96
00:19:35.360 Why are all the Arabs so mad? 1.00
00:19:37.440 Because the Yazidis were ethnically Yazidi.
00:19:42.380 And they just got completely massacred by ISIS.
00:19:45.640 And there was not a single march for them.
00:19:48.820 And not the left, nor any Arabs. 0.98
00:19:53.340 So the Palestinians are Arab. 0.72
00:19:57.060 Which means that there's billions of you guys.
00:20:01.000 I'm sorry to say it.
00:20:02.080 It's not 30, 40K in a war.
00:20:05.900 Or if it was the other way around and Hamas had weapons and Hamas had an army and Hamas had or they have an army, but they had tanks and the same weapons that Israel had.
00:20:28.560 And they were just massacring Israelis would the Arabs be calling for the war to stop or would they go keep going, keep killing them? 0.94
00:20:37.560 Good, good. 1.00
00:20:38.480 Blow it up and end it. 0.99
00:20:40.040 Blow up Tel Aviv. 1.00
00:20:41.080 Kill them all. 1.00
00:20:42.220 I mean, I don't think the Jews are doing that. 1.00
00:20:45.020 And it's this gaslight that the pro-Palestine people are doing to make it seem like they are.
00:20:54.540 The Israelis are just like, yo, we want the war to end. 0.81
00:20:58.000 We want the Palestinians to rebuild and have what they deserve and not want to hate us because Gaza, they could have just lived there and not hated the Jews. 0.96
00:21:17.340 And then they would have had like they would have had like if they were like, you know what?
00:21:24.120 Squash the beef.
00:21:25.720 We're cool.
00:21:26.760 Let's all work together.
00:21:27.940 No more suicide bombs.
00:21:29.600 No more on any of this.
00:21:30.580 We just want to we want to help and we want to stop being so radical and we want to become more moderate and all this kind of stuff.
00:21:38.520 Then, yeah, they would have the whole place would be amazing.
00:21:43.600 So.
00:21:45.980 That's that's the truth. 1.00
00:21:47.340 That's the fucking truth. 1.00
00:21:48.540 And is it horrible to blow up, you know, this whole thing of they're killing kids. 1.00
00:21:56.280 The Israel is blowing up kids. 0.99
00:21:59.160 They're not going, where are the kids at? 0.97
00:22:01.420 Let's blow it up.
00:22:02.340 They're going, where's the bad guy?
00:22:03.980 Oh, he's there. 1.00
00:22:05.220 They call the fucking building. 1.00
00:22:06.600 They tell the kids to get out and Hamas makes them stay so that when they die, they can hold up a dead body and go, look what you did. 1.00
00:22:16.060 And that's literally they've been doing this for fucking 56 years. 0.97
00:22:21.140 OK, these you guys are newbies here. 0.99
00:22:25.460 All the haters, the Israel haters, they're newbies. 1.00
00:22:28.860 They they're like they're just the level of brainwash from tick tock and shit. 1.00
00:22:35.900 These young kids that are just like, no, no, you know, killing kids is bad. 1.00
00:22:39.240 Yeah. 0.97
00:22:39.460 Killing kids is bad. 0.90
00:22:40.320 Nobody's arguing that that's not bad.
00:22:43.340 I see this a lot online, too, that if an Israeli guy or just recently Douglas Murray won a one a debate, I say one because it's, you know, it's it's not a hockey game.
00:22:59.660 There's there's obviously some subjectivity to it.
00:23:05.360 So, you know, he won this debate and people are saying online, somebody is going, I can't believe that people like the people that voted for him to win.
00:23:20.100 I can't believe that they can't agree that killing babies is bad. 1.00
00:23:25.000 It's like, are you fucking retarded? 1.00
00:23:28.780 That's the whole reason that they're bombing the shit out of Gaza is because they came in and killed Israeli babies and Israeli kids and Israeli Israeli senior citizens. 1.00
00:23:42.540 Sitting in kibbutzes and all those Israelis that they killed in those kibbutzes, by the way. 0.99
00:23:47.140 We're all leftists that wanted to live closer to Palestine because they were going over in Palestine every week and giving out shit and helping and trying to help and risking their lives to do that as well. 0.99
00:24:03.320 And then they still got killed. 1.00
00:24:07.260 It's just weird because there's so many goddamn. 1.00
00:24:12.200 Hypocracies in this thing. 1.00
00:24:14.660 Like the hypocrisy of. 0.99
00:24:20.300 The hypocrisy of. 0.64
00:24:26.660 I mean, October 7th, obviously.
00:24:30.300 It doesn't make sense that basically they're saying that we want October 7th to happen again and again and resistance is justified.
00:24:38.180 But then they're also saying.
00:24:39.660 We shouldn't be killing.
00:24:42.920 Israel shouldn't accidentally kill civilians, but we should be allowed to actively kill civilians. 1.00
00:24:48.740 But because all the people in Israel serve in the army there.
00:24:52.780 There are no civilians.
00:24:53.940 I mean, is that not insane to say?
00:25:00.400 Oh, well, they're all in the army.
00:25:03.300 They have to serve in the army because.
00:25:07.700 All the countries surrounding them want to blow them up.
00:25:11.220 It's not a choice for people to serve in the military there.
00:25:15.980 Are there are you telling me that there's all these men in Palestine that's supposed to be the strong? 0.96
00:25:22.420 What Palestine resist? 1.00
00:25:23.660 So there's a bunch of men who aren't in the army there.
00:25:28.180 Is that what you're telling me?
00:25:29.260 You're telling me there's a bunch of men.
00:25:32.580 Army aged men that just aren't participating in the army because they're just what they you don't have to because Palestine, you know, Gaza is such a.
00:25:41.160 Such a progressive place where it's like you want to be in the army or not.
00:25:45.080 It's up to you.
00:25:46.000 It's like, no.
00:25:47.940 Oh, it's crazy.
00:25:53.120 And, you know, people go, oh, that's Zionism.
00:25:56.260 It's like, is this Zionism or is it common sense?
00:26:02.220 There's all these people that were side by side with many, many Jews that were against covid and all that stuff.
00:26:11.680 And by the way, yeah, Israel did push the vaccine pretty hard and all this kind of stuff.
00:26:18.840 But they were also the first to stop pushing it.
00:26:21.340 They were also the first to open back up.
00:26:25.000 So.
00:26:27.140 They kind of led the way both ways, and I think all the countries are name one country that didn't push vaccines.
00:26:34.460 I mean, so does that mean that we should just OK, they push vaccine.
00:26:38.460 So let's let the entire Western NATO alliance fall because we did that.
00:26:45.820 Or are we going to fight for better leadership?
00:26:49.240 I think that we should fight for better leadership.
00:26:51.420 Look, I don't want to be boring and all that and talk about this the whole time, but I just thought that there definitely needed to be some defending of a lot of people because.
00:27:13.000 You know, again, shout out the Toronto police.
00:27:17.020 They're getting in heat again because they arrested some Palestinian protester because I don't know. 0.99
00:27:30.300 He was going, you know, he's at the protests, probably saying crazy shit, probably saying that, you know, we should do October 7th every day until we're free and all this kind of shit. 0.98
00:27:41.360 And then his house got raided and then his mom is like, we're from Palestine. 0.98
00:27:46.160 Now we're being treated just like we're back in the West Bank.
00:27:48.860 It's like, but because you're acting the same way. 1.00
00:27:54.800 You came to a new country and now all you can fucking think about is fucking Israel. 1.00
00:28:00.540 You're out of your goddamn mind. 1.00
00:28:03.940 Quit, quit it. 1.00
00:28:06.120 Move on.
00:28:08.100 Which I'm going to do in a moment here, too.
00:28:11.360 There's two reasons that Jews support Palestine. 1.00
00:28:18.580 Number one is that they're dumb. 0.99
00:28:21.640 And the other reason is because they want more money because now there's a lot of money in being pro Palestine and saying, I'm standing up for the freedom of the indigenous people of the Palestinian blah, blah. 1.00
00:28:38.980 So there's money in that.
00:28:41.120 So some Jews are going, you know what? 0.67
00:28:42.960 I'm free, free Palestine.
00:28:45.100 Free it.
00:28:45.740 And they have no intention of freeing it.
00:28:48.960 They know that it will never be free for the Arabs, which is what they want to go back to. 1.00
00:28:55.160 Why can't we just have the whole place be a shithole again? 0.97
00:29:01.260 Because. 0.99
00:29:03.040 Sorry to say, it's a bit of a shithole. 0.95
00:29:05.040 It's not like you go to Gaza and you're like, oh, let's go get some Starbucks and go clubbing and then, you know, go get some martinis. 0.92
00:29:13.200 It's. 1.00
00:29:15.340 It's an Islamic fucking nightmare. 1.00
00:29:19.120 Is that. 1.00
00:29:20.780 This is.
00:29:21.740 Oh, Ben, you can't talk about Islam because, oh, like even people in comments are always like Islam. 1.00
00:29:29.300 Do not talk that way about Islam. 0.93
00:29:31.280 It's like, dude, you're a virgin. 1.00
00:29:34.080 A lot of these Islamic guys are just virgin psychopaths. 1.00
00:29:38.500 And then the women are virgins. 1.00
00:29:40.060 Well, pretend to be virgins. 1.00
00:29:41.940 And then they're probably fucking white dudes on the side. 1.00
00:29:45.400 Half of them pretending to be virgins. 1.00
00:29:49.620 And then all the guys are virgins. 0.99
00:29:51.480 And then the guys are crazy. 1.00
00:29:53.020 They're trying to get the pussy. 1.00
00:29:54.380 And the women are like, you have to marry me first. 1.00
00:29:56.620 But they're all like out of their minds.
00:29:59.480 It's it's very.
00:30:00.680 I say they need to start projecting South Park.
00:30:08.640 In Arabic, can they get South Park translated to Arabic, start projecting that.
00:30:15.800 In Palestine.
00:30:18.580 Seriously.
00:30:20.300 Also, can we please get the people of Palestine some weed? 1.00
00:30:24.680 I mean.
00:30:26.340 If anybody needs to chill out.
00:30:29.340 It's the Palestinians. 1.00
00:30:31.620 And I get it.
00:30:32.520 How can you say this, Habibi? 0.99
00:30:34.040 At this time.
00:30:34.860 This is the time.
00:30:35.560 And it's an Eid. 1.00
00:30:39.140 Smoke some fucking weed. 1.00
00:30:44.260 Okay. 1.00
00:30:47.140 Namaste.
00:30:48.720 Just do it.
00:30:51.520 It'll make the UN rations taste a lot better.
00:30:55.000 Number one.
00:30:56.040 Number two.
00:30:58.320 You'll be happier. 0.81
00:30:59.640 And maybe you won't want to destroy your neighboring country because they are Jewish. 1.00
00:31:12.380 I'm sorry, guys.
00:31:17.000 I've been reading the history of Israel and it's all I can think about that UFOs, which I don't know what's more important to me now.
00:31:24.680 I think that UFOs are probably more important because UFOs could easily end this war, too.
00:31:31.780 They must not care.
00:31:32.720 I think that the UFOs aren't ending the war because they are pro-Israel. 0.82
00:31:36.420 So, that's why people are saying they're Satan, Satanistic beings flying through the sky and that's what's going on.
00:31:47.140 That's a very primitive way of thinking. 0.99
00:31:49.640 To think that UFOs are fucking angels and demons. 0.99
00:31:56.360 I mean, I guess we don't really know what an angel or a demon is. 0.99
00:32:02.520 I was thinking that they could be us after we die and that's what we see as angels and demons, but it's actually us.
00:32:12.380 Like, when you die, you become all-knowing and then because you're all-knowing, you can manifest yourself as a blob of matter that goes around that has the ability to see.
00:32:26.800 I don't know.
00:32:27.300 I'm just making things up, but maybe that's what people do and then they come and that's what those UFOs were.
00:32:32.220 They were my ancestors coming to check on me.
00:32:33.940 They were Jews.
00:32:34.960 They were flying Jews is what I'm saying. 1.00
00:32:36.680 They were all the Jews that died in the Holocaust are now UFOs. 0.99
00:32:40.540 That's all I'm saying.
00:32:41.960 I don't think that that's that controversial.
00:32:45.080 I don't think that that's too far.
00:32:47.480 I'm just saying that I think there's something going on.
00:32:51.120 The UFOs are definitely here.
00:32:55.500 They're definitely here and they're weird and they're kind of funny.
00:32:59.980 I think they're funny.
00:33:00.840 I think that UFOs would have a sense of humor because they've just seen so much.
00:33:07.700 It's impossible.
00:33:08.860 You ever talk to a nurse UFOs are like a nurse.
00:33:12.660 They've seen it all and now they don't care.
00:33:16.620 They find death funny.
00:33:18.060 They find that might be the only thing that UFOs don't like.
00:33:22.500 I think that they want us to keep living and they're saddened by our savagery.
00:33:33.140 I think it makes them sad legitimately.
00:33:35.180 I think that aliens that's why they don't want to fully make contact.
00:33:39.460 Like why fly so far overhead come and come come down.
00:33:44.260 I want to touch.
00:33:45.300 I want to feel it.
00:33:46.160 I want to feel that the orb. 0.99
00:33:49.520 Tucker Carlson said that there were military US military that died from coming in contact with some of these UFOs and orbs and shit. 0.97
00:33:59.760 So that's to me that's fucking crazy that people are dying coming into contact with these things and we're not supposed to worry about it. 0.96
00:34:09.280 And then if you film it everybody's like it's a bird like Tony was like oh it's a bird. 1.00
00:34:13.900 You're an idiot. 1.00
00:34:15.000 Oh it's Starlink. 1.00
00:34:15.980 Yeah Starlink during the day.
00:34:18.100 I don't think so.
00:34:21.000 I don't think so.
00:34:22.400 That could be why it's so hard to get into video games now.
00:34:27.820 I don't know what is going on with the younger generation.
00:34:30.780 But when I was in my early 20s late teens played a lot of video games a lot of Grand Theft Auto a lot of Call of Duty.
00:34:39.420 Everybody in university played Call of Duty in their dorm rooms played FIFA played NHL played NBA.
00:34:47.700 Almost all my friends don't play video games anymore.
00:34:50.300 I mean I don't have that many friends but the ones that I do have don't really play.
00:34:55.600 I just recently gave my video game console to a friend to Armand R. Bobby who's doing a comedy show on June 19th by the way that I'm going to be stopping by even though I don't want to.
00:35:10.040 But I am going to be stopping by to say hi to whoever buys tickets and doing some comedy.
00:35:15.840 So I gave him my PS5 because I was leaving Toronto and I didn't want to bring more things with me and even he doesn't want to play video games and he lives with his mom.
00:35:27.540 Do you understand society doesn't really need video games anymore.
00:35:34.040 So that's I think that's hopeful.
00:35:37.140 That's hopeful that a lot of men have stopped playing video.
00:35:40.180 I find it boring when I play video games.
00:35:43.000 I go to play.
00:35:44.680 I turn on the console and then I look at the games I have and I'm like these suck and then I just go to the store on the PlayStation store and then I just browse new games for like 40 minutes and then I'm like I don't even want to play.
00:35:59.340 Anyway, that's literally what I do every time does anybody else do that.
00:36:03.180 It's crazy, but I just can't bring myself to play it.
00:36:08.900 The only game I like playing right now is on the switch Nintendo switch.
00:36:13.660 I like playing civilization.
00:36:15.700 It's like the newest civilizations game.
00:36:18.340 It's fun because you can be, you know, America and nuke Mecca. 0.80
00:36:24.100 It's kind of the fun of it.
00:36:29.940 Sorry, but anybody who's playing civilization five, I think six is coming out.
00:36:35.720 All we're thinking about when they come out with a new civilization, we're like, what is nuking Mecca look like this time? 1.00
00:36:42.480 Because that is what we're all doing in that game.
00:36:45.800 I don't care if you hate the Jews or not. 0.97
00:36:47.580 You're nuking Mecca. 1.00
00:36:50.140 It's just it's just part of life in that game.
00:36:52.340 That game is fun if you're Muslim, too. 0.99
00:36:55.480 By the way, you can be like Arabia and fucking you can nuke Tel Aviv. 1.00
00:37:01.400 Probably you probably could. 1.00
00:37:02.720 I think it's a city state.
00:37:04.380 I think it's a city state and I think you'd be able to do it.
00:37:08.520 So.
00:37:10.720 There is hope.
00:37:11.620 I like playing the flight simulator sometimes, too.
00:37:15.800 I don't know.
00:37:16.200 I'm just like on so many flights now that it's I just like I'm interested to fly.
00:37:20.680 But my computer's too shitty to really handle it.
00:37:25.080 So I haven't been playing that as much.
00:37:27.660 Mostly concentrating on getting up as many spots as I can during the week.
00:37:33.680 I think something that I need to do more of is.
00:37:35.760 Sitting down and going through my material piece by piece because I have so much new material now that I need to reorganize it.
00:37:46.940 It's something that I did before with my old material that's coming out of my comedy special July 1st, which I'm hoping that we'll have some really cool people sharing that podcast.
00:37:59.940 And we're going to get it over 100000 views in the first few days.
00:38:03.980 I want to get this podcast to a million views.
00:38:06.580 I think it's possible.
00:38:08.780 With your help.
00:38:09.760 So, please, please support that podcast, the comedy special coming out.
00:38:18.300 But, yeah.
00:38:20.280 Just in Austin, Texas, grinding, trying to do as many spots as I can.
00:38:25.600 Meeting everybody.
00:38:27.740 Some really great comics here.
00:38:31.700 And great people.
00:38:33.460 Really great people compared to Toronto.
00:38:36.080 The people in Austin are just incredible.
00:38:39.760 Very welcoming and everybody's excited because Austin's kind of happening.
00:38:47.900 Toronto, on the other hand, on the decline.
00:38:51.560 Sad.
00:38:52.360 Everybody's sad.
00:38:54.320 Or homeless.
00:38:56.240 I mean, they have homeless people here in Austin, too.
00:38:58.700 But at least they're tanned.
00:39:01.400 I mean, come on.
00:39:02.980 It's not that bad when you're tanned.
00:39:04.340 But it's just a good vibe.
00:39:10.300 People are enjoying nature.
00:39:14.800 Like, you ever go on a nature walk in Toronto?
00:39:17.540 There's people wearing masks. 0.99
00:39:19.160 The fuck is that? 1.00
00:39:20.800 I can't enjoy nature with a fucking... 1.00
00:39:24.240 That I know that person's liberal. 1.00
00:39:25.980 It's a grind, yo.
00:39:36.440 It's a grind.
00:39:37.280 My next tour is going to be crazy.
00:39:40.400 Starts...
00:39:41.000 Kind of starts on the 25th in Bob Cajun.
00:39:43.860 We added a second show to the Bob Cajun show.
00:39:46.360 Then I'm going to Niagara Falls.
00:39:49.780 Then I'm going to...
00:39:51.360 All over the U.S.
00:39:55.800 You've got to go get tickets for this tour.
00:39:58.460 It's going to be...
00:39:59.360 It's going to be crazy.
00:40:01.700 I'm just...
00:40:03.100 Excited.
00:40:04.060 I'm excited.
00:40:04.760 I'm putting all my material together for it.
00:40:06.920 I guess I'm going to have to not do what it was on my Kill Tony minute.
00:40:13.540 Sucks because I had a better version of that joke that I would have wanted to do.
00:40:20.080 But c'est la vie, baby. 0.97
00:40:24.540 Thank you for hanging out with me and listening to me.
00:40:29.420 And I hope you're excited for the comedy special.
00:40:31.620 I hope you're excited for everything that's going to be happening for the record.
00:40:35.460 I think everything's going to be fine.
00:40:37.320 We're going to elect a dictatorship and start putting people in camps.
00:40:43.900 So that'll be good.
00:40:46.100 That'll be a fun little 2025, 2026.
00:40:50.320 I don't think that's going to happen at all, by the way.
00:40:53.300 I think that people are going to get along.
00:40:57.300 That's what's going to happen. 0.99
00:40:58.480 People need to shut the fuck up and get along. 1.00
00:41:00.860 And sorry, Muslims. 1.00
00:41:02.520 But if you guys are going to pray in all the public parks with like thousands of you every day, that's not exactly getting along.
00:41:12.520 I'm not saying you shouldn't do it.
00:41:14.380 I'm not saying you don't have the right to do it.
00:41:16.600 I'm just saying that that's not exactly popular.
00:41:21.560 You know what I mean?
00:41:22.740 Let's just think about all the Jews that don't live in the Arab countries because they used to pray inside. 1.00
00:41:31.620 They were praying not even in the public.
00:41:34.240 They were praying inside.
00:41:35.400 Same with Christians. 1.00
00:41:36.700 And they were like, you got to get out of here.
00:41:38.480 So we're not saying that because we're better than you and nicer.
00:41:46.860 We're just saying that it's not pleasant.
00:41:54.740 You know how you probably feel when you see a pride flag on the pavement?
00:42:02.280 Everybody hates that, by the way.
00:42:04.020 The pride flags on the roads.
00:42:05.620 Is that really necessary?
00:42:07.640 Like, whose idea is that?
00:42:10.800 That just every year we're like, okay, let's spend a couple million dollars a year painting random crosswalks gay. 0.64
00:42:19.680 Can we just stop doing that?
00:42:21.900 Nobody likes it.
00:42:22.980 Nobody likes it. 0.90
00:42:23.680 Do gay people like it? 0.99
00:42:25.400 Do they feel safer crossing the street?
00:42:27.580 Is it is is that really a source of pride that it's okay to be gay because they have it on the they've painted it on the ground?
00:42:37.140 I mean, they paint the Israeli flag on the ground in Iran for people to jump on.
00:42:42.180 And stomp on it.
00:42:44.340 So not really sure it's a good thing for everybody.
00:42:50.260 I'm just saying.
00:42:50.800 Oh, oh, oh, the kid, the kids got arrested like deliberately for leaving tire marks on a scooter arcs and scratch marks.
00:43:00.360 I mean. 1.00
00:43:00.760 I mean, we got to get rid of this shit. 0.99
00:43:04.920 Sorry, I'm not saying we got to get rid of pride completely or the flag completely or or anything like that, although it would be nice to do that, too. 0.99
00:43:14.700 Just saying. 0.98
00:43:15.340 I mean, not get rid of it, but maybe not have it everywhere, but to have the roads have gay shit on it and that any time if you even if you just break suddenly and skid, that's a crime. 1.00
00:43:33.040 I don't know. 0.99
00:43:33.800 I think that we need to free the roads from from queers for Palestine. 1.00
00:43:41.180 Fuck, man, like just the level of shit going on is very crazy. 1.00
00:43:51.980 And now they want to make you feel like World War Three is going to happen. 1.00
00:43:55.720 And I don't think it's going to happen, but they really want to make you think it's going to happen.
00:43:59.940 And they want to push it to the edge of it happening and then figure out how to backtrack.
00:44:06.160 Like, let's push this as far as we can.
00:44:08.300 And then once Russia starts lobbing rockets into Poland, we'll be like, OK, all right, let's how do we how do we calm this down?
00:44:18.760 It's a little late for that.
00:44:22.580 It's interesting that we're going to have to fight Russia so much, though, because I feel like China is a more formidable enemy, but they're Chinese. 0.99
00:44:32.120 So nobody gives a fuck. 0.99
00:44:34.400 I have a new joke about that. 0.99
00:44:35.700 I should have done that on my kill Tony minute.
00:44:38.640 You underestimate how long a minute is.
00:44:40.760 I was under I was thinking a minute.
00:44:42.720 It's going to be so short.
00:44:43.780 So I picked a joke that was and it ended up only being 30 seconds. 0.99
00:44:47.060 So then I kind of had to pull a second joke out of my ass. 0.97
00:44:50.240 I mean, I did choose to do that joke if I ran if the first joke ended, but I should have done the joke about World War Three. 0.99
00:44:58.680 But we'll do that next week.
00:45:01.380 Hopefully get on next week, which would be sweet. 0.96
00:45:03.660 Just keep getting on building this following and making everybody fucking happy and proud, baby. 0.93
00:45:11.640 That's what this is about. 0.98
00:45:12.760 It's about standing up.
00:45:15.320 On a stage doing jokes for people that believe in me.
00:45:20.740 The way comedy is now is you have to be a content machine.
00:45:31.300 You have to pump out new videos and ideas every day.
00:45:37.640 You have to write every day.
00:45:39.500 You have to have new jokes every day.
00:45:41.260 You have to have a new special every year, if not twice a year.
00:45:46.920 I mean, George Carlin was doing a special a year in the 70s.
00:45:50.720 Now we shouldn't.
00:45:51.520 I think twice a year.
00:45:53.360 Right.
00:45:54.000 Think about how few hockey games were played a year back in the 70s versus now or how few NBA games were played and how much harder they work now.
00:46:05.480 And how much better the athletes are now.
00:46:09.560 So I don't think that's any different in comedy.
00:46:12.400 I think the comics are getting better.
00:46:14.840 Yeah.
00:46:15.240 Okay.
00:46:15.500 George Carlin.
00:46:16.320 Those guys were special and they paved the way.
00:46:18.400 But if George Carlin had to post video, like if George Carlin started now at 18 and had to post videos every day, he'd be doing it.
00:46:27.100 That's that's how he would get famous.
00:46:29.580 That's how he would get big is by making content, cutting it up, putting it online.
00:46:34.380 That's what you do.
00:46:35.800 That's the only way to to do that. 0.99
00:46:39.840 And I talked about that on Kill Tony and the comics were like good shit because that's what all of them did. 0.97
00:46:45.800 That's how they got to where they were or are. 0.97
00:46:49.740 Except for Ari Shafir, who was famous forever from Amazing Racist and grew up watching his stuff.
00:46:56.780 Loved his content.
00:46:58.040 I mean, I mean, in university, we would always watch Ari Shafir just freaking out at some girl telling her that she, you know, you're from India. 1.00
00:47:05.320 It's a shithole. 0.99
00:47:06.500 Great content. 0.99
00:47:08.240 So. 1.00
00:47:12.020 Fuck all the haters. 1.00
00:47:13.220 Fuck the jealous people. 1.00
00:47:14.240 A lot of jealous people out there, people that. 1.00
00:47:19.720 Helped me at one point, but then they see me doing well and they don't want to help anymore, which I get. 0.99
00:47:25.380 I understand, you know, I mean, I don't I wouldn't be that much of a piece of shit, but. 0.98
00:47:32.900 I understand why those people are. 0.99
00:47:34.780 They're sad.
00:47:35.480 They don't want to adapt.
00:47:37.300 A lot of people out there don't want to adapt a lot.
00:47:41.560 I had a comic last night who works at the mothership and I'm pretty friendly with him, but I was like, how was my set?
00:47:49.740 And he was like, honestly, not great.
00:47:53.780 Not great.
00:47:54.780 I was like, really?
00:47:55.960 Because everybody else is like great set to me.
00:47:58.440 And then he goes, but I don't think the whole show is great.
00:48:04.760 I don't think the show is great at all.
00:48:06.500 I don't think any of this is great.
00:48:08.000 I don't think.
00:48:08.660 And these are the people that it's like they're trying to bring you down.
00:48:12.620 They're super negative and they want to weasel their way into.
00:48:16.540 Your head and bring you down because they're down, right, and you can't listen to those people and be friendly with them, but you can't let them influence.
00:48:31.700 How you feel about things, how you think about things, because that's defeatist.
00:48:39.120 Now, could I have done better?
00:48:41.220 Yes.
00:48:41.700 So was he probably right?
00:48:43.240 Maybe.
00:48:43.500 But it's defeatist because I know.
00:48:50.280 And you guys will know in a couple of weeks that I had a great set and we're going to keep having great sets and we're going to keep pushing until everybody knows the Ben Bank is name.
00:49:03.240 Somebody else, some other open mic came up to me. 0.84
00:49:05.620 Ben Bank is such a silly name. 0.96
00:49:07.700 Like, it sounds like a clown or something like this guy's wearing big. 0.99
00:49:12.140 Black rimmed glasses. 1.00
00:49:14.760 I just want to punch him. 1.00
00:49:18.360 But I didn't because it's illegal. 0.99
00:49:22.980 But I don't think Ben Bank sounds like a clown.
00:49:26.100 I think it sounds like a comedian name and a comedian.
00:49:29.460 That we need right now. 0.98
00:49:34.360 Because everybody else is just it's very easy to just say the Jews are evil. 0.98
00:49:41.780 They're doing everything wrong and. 0.99
00:49:45.420 They're responsible for the vaccine.
00:49:47.800 They're responsible.
00:49:48.360 They are not. 0.99
00:49:50.980 Are there Jews who are evil? 0.99
00:49:53.060 Yes. 1.00
00:49:53.880 Are they in the upper echelons of shit? 1.00
00:49:55.860 A lot of them are. 1.00
00:49:57.060 Why?
00:49:57.500 Because they worked really hard to get there or their parents worked really hard to get there and got them in.
00:50:02.560 If you're one of these people going, well, all my problems are because the Jews took over the world. 1.00
00:50:10.020 It's like, bro. 0.71
00:50:12.080 You need to work harder.
00:50:14.420 You don't do anything.
00:50:16.320 Okay.
00:50:16.760 You're just at home complaining. 1.00
00:50:19.220 And that's gay. 1.00
00:50:20.780 All right. 0.99
00:50:23.800 How about the N word girl? 0.99
00:50:25.220 We got the N word girl now. 0.97
00:50:27.160 She's like famous for saying the N word and she's kind of hot. 1.00
00:50:33.860 So everybody's like, okay, do it again.
00:50:36.920 And she lost her job.
00:50:41.040 She's just doing right wing media now. 1.00
00:50:45.200 Now she's doing these conferences where she went to a conference with that one woman who's like the Danish anti-Israel lady. 1.00
00:50:54.960 Who's just has looks like she has 30 botched surgeries done on her face. 1.00
00:51:02.940 And Sneeko Sneeko's like a half Filipino guy. 0.72
00:51:12.100 He's like the spawn of Andrew Tate, which like, do I agree with many of the things Tate says?
00:51:18.920 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:19.760 Is he still fucking retarded? 1.00
00:51:21.740 Yes. 1.00
00:51:22.820 Is he rich as fuck? 1.00
00:51:24.100 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:24.320 Okay.
00:51:24.680 I get it. 0.99
00:51:25.320 I want to be rich too, but he's still retard. 1.00
00:51:30.000 Like, I mean, even like you're telling me him and his brother, like as much of a retard as I am. 0.98
00:51:35.800 Let's put it that way. 0.96
00:51:36.880 And this N word girl, everybody's mad because she looks Jewish or something, which she doesn't really look Jewish. 0.97
00:51:51.160 She looks like Norwegian or maybe Finnish. 0.54
00:51:54.960 That's how little people know what Jews look like, by the way, that hate Jews is they go, look at that girl, that white girl. 0.98
00:52:03.240 She's Jewish. 0.90
00:52:03.840 It's like, dude, you've never met a Jew. 1.00
00:52:07.040 You're from Arkansas.
00:52:08.040 You know what I mean? 0.97
00:52:09.980 Like these racist guys in the basement on the computer with the fake Twitter account being like, it's the Jews fault. 0.94
00:52:16.680 You've never met a Jew or you've never hung out with a Jewish person. 0.99
00:52:22.020 And you'd all you like crazy.
00:52:24.860 If anything, Israel, who gives those free trips to Jews birthright, they should give it to non-Jews so that they can go there and see it. 1.00
00:52:36.100 And then they can make their deduce, deduce what they feel about the place.
00:52:45.740 I kind of want to go.
00:52:47.020 I'll be honest with you.
00:52:47.840 I never wanted to go to Israel until October 7th.
00:52:52.640 Really?
00:52:53.140 I was just like, I don't want to go there.
00:52:54.800 I'm afraid I'm going to get blown up. 0.85
00:52:57.460 I'm going to get ax murdered at the bus stop.
00:53:00.080 But now I'm OK with that because I think I want to check it out for a week and just peek around. 0.85
00:53:07.720 Looks nice.
00:53:09.820 Tel Aviv really does look like a warm Toronto.
00:53:16.300 It's very cool.
00:53:17.720 I've done the little walkthroughs.
00:53:19.740 I've walked through Palestine, too.
00:53:21.180 Not as cool.
00:53:22.980 Sorry.
00:53:23.620 Well, maybe that's because we don't have enough money to they don't get.
00:53:29.000 We've been giving you billions of ballers. 1.00
00:53:31.160 OK, shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:53:32.400 And instead of building proper shit, what did you do? 1.00
00:53:36.580 What did you buy, Mohammed? 1.00
00:53:37.680 What did you buy?
00:53:40.220 Tell me.
00:53:40.780 Tell us.
00:53:41.680 Was it rockets?
00:53:42.860 It was rockets, wasn't it?
00:53:44.280 Was it was it cement to build the tunnels instead of building more hospitals or better hospitals or.
00:53:51.040 Why not build a military base?
00:53:54.500 That would have been then you could have your well, they're not allowed.
00:53:58.020 Oh, well, why do you need one?
00:53:59.180 There's a blockade.
00:54:03.380 But then how did you get to Canada?
00:54:07.160 Hello.
00:54:07.560 Oh, it's complicated.
00:54:12.940 It's complicated.
00:54:13.620 And we're not going to solve it today.
00:54:15.160 And I'm never going to solve it.
00:54:16.520 And I like talking about it because it's interesting.
00:54:18.640 It's my hobby.
00:54:19.500 What's my hobby?
00:54:20.180 Talking about Israel, Palestine right now. 0.89
00:54:23.860 Before that, it was talking about whatever the topic du jour was for a long time.
00:54:30.780 It was COVID for a long time.
00:54:32.160 It was the lockdowns for the long time.
00:54:34.400 It was the wokeness and the trans stuff. 1.00
00:54:38.400 And now everything is culminated with.
00:54:41.980 The Nazis were right. 1.00
00:54:44.120 Somehow we've gotten back.
00:54:45.800 We went full circle in the span of four years.
00:54:49.000 We went just completely nuts.
00:54:55.620 You know what else is nuts is.
00:55:05.040 How much free time everybody has.
00:55:07.640 Is that not crazy?
00:55:09.400 That everybody has free time to just hate each other online.
00:55:14.140 Like.
00:55:15.900 We're supposed to be busy.
00:55:17.500 We're supposed to be.
00:55:19.660 Oh, I'm too busy to check my texts and my emails.
00:55:23.120 Remember, we were that country.
00:55:25.280 And now.
00:55:26.740 It's like, sorry, I didn't reply to that email. 0.99
00:55:29.140 I was arguing with a guy on Twitter about fucking Israel. 0.99
00:55:32.460 I mean. 0.99
00:55:32.800 How does everybody have all this time?
00:55:37.420 It's crazy.
00:55:38.420 You shouldn't have this much free time.
00:55:41.680 I feel like in Japan, I feel like they don't even like in their free time. 1.00
00:55:46.960 They just jerk off and go right to bed. 1.00
00:55:48.920 I'm pretty sure they jerk off to hentai and that's it. 0.99
00:55:52.240 For some reason, everybody else just has all this free time. 0.91
00:55:56.860 Are you guys not worried about making money? 0.97
00:56:00.040 The guy's just arguing for fucking hours in the comments back and forth and back and forth. 0.98
00:56:04.620 You don't have a job. 0.99
00:56:06.580 You don't have a mortgage.
00:56:10.020 You don't have rent to pay.
00:56:11.200 You're just sitting there going.
00:56:12.800 Oh, yeah.
00:56:13.760 You don't understand.
00:56:15.520 1948. 1.00
00:56:16.460 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:56:18.700 You're an idiot. 1.00
00:56:20.140 Be honest. 1.00
00:56:21.180 You're dumb. 1.00
00:56:22.340 That's why you're arguing with somebody on the Internet at fucking 2 p.m. 1.00
00:56:26.200 Because you're dumb. 1.00
00:56:29.680 Smart people don't do that. 1.00
00:56:31.040 They're working.
00:56:31.620 They're trying to make money for their families.
00:56:33.420 They're trying to provide.
00:56:34.500 They're trying to create a future for their kids. 0.99
00:56:37.960 Dumb people are arguing on Twitter, okay? 0.99
00:56:46.640 While their kids are in the room, while their kids could use some attention, they'd rather argue on Twitter. 1.00
00:56:54.280 And it's wrong. 1.00
00:56:58.980 It's stupid. 1.00
00:57:00.280 It's wrong. 1.00
00:57:00.900 We should all be getting along in this country, in America, in Canada, in Europe.
00:57:07.520 If people want to go to these countries so bad and are so happy that, oh, now I have the freedom to do it and it's nice,
00:57:14.140 then you should be getting along with everybody there, okay?
00:57:19.040 And why did the Jews get there before you? 0.98
00:57:23.820 Well, a lot of that has to do with because they were more oppressed than the Arabs.
00:57:28.220 The Arabs had their own countries.
00:57:30.500 They weren't.
00:57:31.240 Like, they oppressed each other and their own people.
00:57:34.880 But the Jews didn't even have a country to be oppressed in that was their own country where at least they could go, well, I know I'm oppressed, but I'm Syrian and I live in Syria. 0.68
00:57:45.740 It was like, I'm oppressed.
00:57:47.080 I'm Jewish and I live in, you know, Latvia.
00:57:50.320 Latvia, it's not the same. 1.00
00:57:53.640 I'm sorry.
00:57:54.000 It's just not the same.
00:57:55.740 And then they got kicked out of those countries.
00:57:57.280 Then they where they go to Israel, Israel, where are we going to go to Israel?
00:58:02.040 Yeah.
00:58:02.920 And that's like these are settler colonialists. 0.99
00:58:07.860 Most of the fucking people showing up to Israel after 1948 were emaciated. 1.00
00:58:12.320 Emaciated. 1.00
00:58:14.740 Oh, settler colonialists. 0.99
00:58:16.640 And they came and they were evil. 1.00
00:58:18.060 And they shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:58:19.660 You're just so stupid. 1.00
00:58:21.960 Fuck. 1.00
00:58:25.600 And that's, oh, Jews don't know. 1.00
00:58:27.800 They just resort to insults.
00:58:30.220 It's like, okay.
00:58:32.400 It's basically the Jews are being bullied and their backs are against the wall and there's nothing.
00:58:39.220 The entire world doesn't care what happens.
00:58:45.740 I mean, it's tell me who cares besides Israel, besides parts of America and parts of Canada and stuff like where, where are Jews like super welcome? 0.97
00:59:04.500 And then they go, oh, you're pretending they Jews say they're white and then Jews say they're Jewish when it whenever the time comes to. 0.92
00:59:13.720 Well, that's because we'll say I'm Jewish and they go, no, you're white.
00:59:16.000 And then you go, okay.
00:59:17.060 And then you go, I'm white.
00:59:18.120 And they go, no, you're Jewish.
00:59:19.120 So then you go, I'm white, but I'm also Jewish.
00:59:21.120 And they go, no, you can't be both. 1.00
00:59:22.420 So who gives a fuck either way? 0.99
00:59:28.360 Okay. 1.00
00:59:29.000 Like who gives a fuck? 1.00
00:59:30.580 Whether you, what if I identify as fucking Palestinian? 1.00
00:59:35.580 Why can't I identify as a Palestinian child that's dead? 1.00
00:59:39.200 I want to, I want to identify as a dead. 0.92
00:59:42.000 Palestinian child guys, that's the end of the show.
00:59:49.240 The cameras died and it's probably already ended.
00:59:51.640 But anyway, thank you so much and good night.