Based Camp - Draco Was Right & Hot： Mating With Muggles is an Issue

00:00:00.000 I'll move this to the beginning because I need to go on a racist rant about

00:00:03.400 wizards.

00:00:04.260 Oh no,

00:00:05.380 no.

00:00:05.760 Right away.

00:00:06.400 No,

00:00:06.560 I thought we were just going to talk about female Malfoy. 0.50

00:00:10.800 I'd have a podcast, 0.97

00:00:12.380 a Harry Potter world podcast where I'd be talking about declining birth

00:00:16.840 rates among people with magical ability and decreasing magic rates.

00:00:20.700 And this is going to have major,

00:00:22.100 just in terms of the architecture and transportation of the wizarding world.

00:00:26.360 Think about the danger that the average citizen is going to be in.

00:00:30.000 a few hundred years if we don't begin doing the selective breeding.

00:00:35.300 Malcolm Collins and the methods of demographic collapse.

00:00:38.140 Right. And this is where it makes sense for us to work with the goblins, for now at least.

00:00:43.120 Because the goblins do actually, I mean, all conspiracy theories aside, in our world,

00:00:49.180 they run the banking system, which has enormous amounts of power, right? And they are banned

00:00:55.120 from having wands, which to me feels genuinely unfair.

00:00:58.900 about that it's a little weird and this is where magic becomes one of our greatest strengths

00:01:05.420 if we can create magical wounds okay which obviously the technology exists we could easily

00:01:13.540 move to 10 kids a year per couple it's about getting enough of us together right now right

00:01:21.400 who can commit to this and then in 10 20 generations whatever is left of the rest of

00:01:29.500 the wizarding world is not going to have any power right so why deal with them 1.00

00:01:36.100 honestly potter it's not that hard even for you don't be a tard goblins control the financial 1.00

00:01:48.500 All of Gringotts, you can't have missed them. 1.00

00:01:52.500 The war, the war, or have you forgot?

00:01:55.500 Because I can promise you they have not.

00:01:58.500 They're not afraid to pick mates by blood.

00:02:02.500 We pick ours by feelings, and it could be a dud. 0.94

00:02:07.500 Potter!

00:02:08.500 Read my stats.

00:02:10.500 Magic runs in families, those are facts.

00:02:13.500 Check the spell curve, find your dot.

00:02:17.500 You're above the mean, I mean, you're not

00:02:20.820 I don't hate goblins, you know that 0.99

00:02:27.340 You're strawmanning me, you rat 0.98

00:02:30.540 Per capita, Potter, let me explain 1.00

00:02:34.020 The rate, not the total, use your brain

00:02:37.680 Don't say correlation, please

00:02:40.860 Outliers appear with ease

00:02:44.460 Potter, read my stats, read my stats 0.99

00:02:47.400 magic runs in families those are facts check the spell curve find your dot shit i circled yours 0.95

00:02:55.640 i forgot would you like to know more ah hello malcolm i'm very glad to be speaking with you 0.95

00:03:03.860 today because a bunch of people online are having an aneurysm about malfoyd fan art basically fan

00:03:09.520 art of the character draco malfoy from harry potter but as a girl largely because a lot of

00:03:14.440 object to anything related to jk rowling going viral because she is a bad person and also when

00:03:21.440 you get to gender bending art it often gets posted to trans communities and like trans people want to

00:03:26.260 like appropriate it as like well if it's gender bending that's trans but it's not but they're

00:03:31.120 trying to make it they're appropriating it it's just like cultural appropriation trans edition

00:03:34.960 and then they're extra everything they will say there are trans people in any creative work that

00:03:41.480 it's trans yeah it's this character is obviously trans yes but this is the trap it's a trap 0.76

00:03:47.620 because it's a jk rowling character and jk rowling is the trans devil i mean that is to say the devil 0.98

00:03:54.920 to trans people the trash community keeps eating itself over this which is hilarious so we'll be 0.90

00:04:00.500 focusing on that um and did you see the the video the malfoid video that dies irl posted on x no 0.97

00:04:08.660 got it okay just so you know people really like this i don't know exactly why but it got 18 000

00:04:15.060 likes it was seen 520 000 times and it was posted like very recently okay here

00:04:22.340 and um actually i think the the creator was going to that is to say dies irl uh commented on this

00:04:43.220 i didn't put a watermark because it would lessen my experience watching this on loop as i am doing

00:04:47.200 now and everyone's like yes um and that's the thing is that there's something about the idea

00:04:53.320 of malfoid that is so deeply appealing to people and let me give you like the introduction that i

00:04:58.660 got it's just a sundry character it's so cute though and it's so perfect it's it's more perfect

00:05:04.180 than you can you can really imagine here's a thread sort of introducing of actual quotes from

00:05:09.300 the harry potter books of fascinating interactions between harry and draco where malfoid makes so much

00:05:14.120 more sense um they include malfoid fan art in it so you can also get a little picture of that

00:05:18.640 um what are the quotes read them yeah i'd take you on any time on my own tonight if you want

00:05:25.340 draco to harry i mean come on um he's so smart wonderful potter with his scar and his broomstick

00:05:32.940 draco literally a quote from the book by the way yeah i mean he was saying it sarcastically but

00:05:37.720 you you've told me this at least a dozen times already lucas malfoy replying to draco

00:05:45.440 you've picked the losing side potter i've warned you i told you ought to choose your

00:05:51.140 company more carefully remember when we met on the train first day at hogwarts draco to harry

00:05:56.400 manners potter or i'll have to give you a detention draco to harry

00:06:03.040 hey potter potter how's your head you feeling all right sure you're not going berserk on us

00:06:09.300 draco to harry you'll wait i'll have you draco to harry we'd better get our robes on draco harry

00:06:19.160 was so busy staring at malfoy he didn't notice goyle reaching up for his trunk

00:06:22.740 missing your half-breed pal draco whispering to harry 0.97

00:06:27.500 filth don't kill him don't kill him draco yells at crab and goyle who are aiming at harry 0.94

00:06:33.840 you're getting a bit obsessed with malfoy harry ron to harry 0.84

00:06:42.520 you're going to make malfoy's advice instead of ours ron to harry furiously

00:06:49.020 malfoy malfoy's hand covered in sweat slid instantly out of harry's malfoy was screaming

00:06:55.040 and holding harry so tightly it hurt harry tried every variation of i need to see what drug draco

00:07:00.260 malfoy is doing inside of you you could think of he fell to his knees beside malfoy oh my gosh this

00:07:06.260 goes on this goes on for a while um okay i now have my mission i want to see if our comic system

00:07:12.940 can make a sexy malfoy um and i if it works i'll post like the first page here and the rest will 0.77

00:07:20.860 be on oh sweet summer child um well actually i know you can because i know what the girls have 0.99

00:07:26.080 done with their obsession with um let's see uh harry malfoy shit on tiktok and you will realize 0.96

00:07:37.660 i'm going to share the screen now 0.70

00:07:39.460 you will realize i love the uh very hard at this yep you can now use rfab to with an api

00:07:50.200 or by yourself make in sfw or sfw comics it's better if you're doing sfw comics to do it with

00:07:57.800 a vibe coding harness like clod code or something like that but even cooler than that i worked our

00:08:03.560 music video system into clod code so if you have the rfab api which is really easy to get you just

00:08:10.440 create an account and then you click on the thing um that says you know give me an api number and

00:08:14.680 then you give that to your cloud account and you say put this in cloud.md or your grok account say

00:08:19.160 They put this in that file you see every time you start up and it will be able to use it.

00:08:23.460 And what it will help it do is very inexpensively create fully animated music videos, which I made the video at the end of this whiz, the Malfoyd video.

00:08:35.560 And it ended up costing, if I was a user, only around $50 to make, which is incredible because usually a Sky Browse video would cost like hundreds of dollars to do.

00:08:45.560 But you can use it for stuff other than that.

00:08:47.260 I've been using it to make in-game cinematics.

00:08:48.800 i've been using it to make in-game animations i've been using it to make character animations

00:08:52.380 i've been using it to make uh 3d model downloads it's just incredible the stuff you can do with it

00:08:56.660 now very very hard at shipping the two making ai art in which they you know embrace oh they've

00:09:04.540 been doing this for years guys only just learned about it already already they're they're noticing

00:09:10.700 the malfoy malfoy's picking up in harry malfoy's ship um they're they're getting there like they 0.80

00:09:16.180 they're realizing that they don't have to make, make it gay. Um, it could be, 0.97

00:09:21.020 it could be whatever they want it to be, but no, you can absolutely make this.

00:09:23.700 You should absolutely make this. I'm 100% in support.

00:09:26.760 I think you would do well, um, right now, you know,

00:09:28.560 actually you really, you really need to do this. Nevermind. Yes. Um,

00:09:32.200 so please do this. Actually, I've, I've changed my stance on this.

00:09:35.380 Gotta get it done before the Sabbath.

00:09:36.780 Why does this work so well? Yeah. Oh my gosh.

00:09:40.080 I don't know if you'll have time to do that, but you can try. Um,

00:09:42.620 you can also just do it on.

00:09:43.880 Simone, you underestimate me.

00:09:46.180 Oh yeah, I guess it's before sundown

00:09:47.600 and I'm showering and doing dinner for the kids,

00:09:49.580 so you're free.

00:09:51.440 Why this works so well,

00:09:53.260 best explanation that I was given actually

00:09:56.160 was from one of our friends

00:09:57.200 who pointed out that in his words,

00:09:59.840 J.K. Rowling wrote all of her characters like women

00:10:02.200 because that is what she knows.

00:10:03.700 Harry is even more extreme example.

00:10:05.300 So it's very easy to imagine them as gender swapped. 1.00

00:10:08.400 And I think that he makes a really good point 0.84

00:10:10.340 that Malfoy is a girl.

00:10:13.280 All of the characters in Harry Potter are girls. 0.55

00:10:16.180 That's kind of the problem. 0.71

00:10:17.820 But then like once you switch everyone to a girl, 0.97

00:10:20.060 suddenly it's like, oh, why does this work so much better? 0.83

00:10:23.900 Like this is weird, but it kind of does actually.

00:10:27.100 The more I thought about it, the more I was like every,

00:10:28.880 even Hagrid, every single character to me in Harry Potter

00:10:32.240 makes more sense as a girl.

00:10:35.220 But other people have their own theories on X.

00:10:37.680 At Dumb Marketing noted that, quote,

00:10:39.620 the Malfoy discourse has taught me that the bully rival,

00:10:42.840 the emcee slowly wins over via bravery and charm thing is actually a nearly universally appreciated

00:10:50.420 trope by men it's also extremely based and he's making the point that you're making malcolm

00:10:55.400 also templar pilled on x added i believe that malfoy also represents a desire for a sincere

00:11:01.360 right-coded woman among the chuds the sundry bad wife larp has completely discredited itself at

00:11:07.200 this point still the sensitive young man yearns for someone who would share his beliefs and 0.50

00:11:12.460 in supremacy and superiority and genetic realism wait is this is this what she represents for 1.00

00:11:19.020 people people like well yeah these mudbloods get into our school in our women i know if she were 1.00

00:11:27.360 like in the non-wizarding world she's like walking around with a copy of the bell curve clutch to her 1.00

00:11:31.340 chest this is so bad that's what i need is a bell curve malfoy oh my god like hey have you read this

00:11:40.940 book oh jesus you chose the wrong company potter but it's a thing that makes a lot of these

00:11:49.400 arguments also more valid is the earlier bowsette trend where people were taking the super mario

00:11:57.540 character bowser and gender bending her into a cute female bowser who's just kind of like

00:12:04.740 kind of tomboy but also pretty like tsundere and like kind of i don't know it i'm gonna play

00:12:10.720 a clip from the song that you really loved that everyone really loved that a bunch of artists

00:12:14.920 stitched together um about bowsette so for people who are unfamiliar with the lore around bowsette

00:12:21.940 because people need to understand horny lore horny science um is uh they released babying

00:12:29.400 nintendo released a power-up um for uh i want to say it was a peach uh or not peach a toad toad

00:12:40.060 uh where you would wear a crown and it would turn you into something that looked like uh a woman 0.88

00:12:46.840 right like and if you were like wait what if bowser wore this crown would he turn it into a

00:12:53.180 woman and of course the idea of bowser as a woman would be like gothy and sundry and a little

00:13:02.440 aggressive and i think a lot of guys were really also very tomboyish you know to tie back into the

00:13:07.700 perpetual theme of our podcast to tomboy supremacy here's the here's a little bit of the song

00:13:13.120 yeah absolutely very like

00:13:32.800 Anyway, you get it.

00:13:55.980 But you can also see why a lot of trans people love that original one,

00:14:00.040 because it's literally a guy transforming into a woman.

00:14:02.080 whereas with Malfoy it has always been just a woman oh I see what you're saying here right

00:14:08.820 so maybe like trans people jumped on that gender betting because literally it was the act of 0.76

00:14:12.960 transforming a character that was continuously male through the game dynamic into a into a few

00:14:18.540 whereas what we're talking about Malfoy is like the alternate universe where Malfoy was always

00:14:23.640 Malfoy was always a girl born yes yeah oh okay I see I see this okay what are my favorite cell 0.92

00:14:30.100 owns in the trans community is somebody like and you shouldn't be posting her because she doesn't 0.93

00:14:34.480 even look masculine enough to be a trans woman um and everyone was like that's amazing or she's too

00:14:40.340 pretty to be a trans woman i think as they said something like that um and we're like well that's

00:14:44.620 certainly telling on your community yeah do you want to see some of the blue sky anger about this

00:14:49.340 obviously that's what everyone is here for well here's what one trans person put together beautiful

00:14:54.480 work of art here it's a picture of malfoid that they i think they yeah they they used uh markers 0.86

00:15:01.920 on paper saying harry let's kill lord j mold jk wait lord j mold everything was a miskill 0.98

00:15:11.000 together right like this is exactly where they go always first yeah because trans women are women 0.99

00:15:16.420 yeah what's up with that what why why are we killing people why why is this necessary you know 0.99

00:15:23.320 when there are groups that really do cause massive negative externalities for society so even even 1.00

00:15:29.200 simone here is like well you know we should just sterilize them or something which trans people 1.00

00:15:33.440 already do to themselves so thank god right like imagine how dangerous it would be if they could 1.00

00:15:38.260 breed yeah here's uh here's another um another thread on blue sky make it bigger so you can see

00:15:46.780 where someone writes Malfoy poop gets a block from me basically anyone who posts anything

00:15:54.020 Malfoy they're going to immediately block them which seems to it's that classic leftist thing

00:15:58.980 of like I will not communicate with anyone who vaguely disagrees with me and they're just all

00:16:06.040 so angry about it and then here's another one and this ties into kind of the AI fight that's being

00:16:13.600 had right now it sucks so much seeing artists i respected throwing their credibility over a way

00:16:20.260 over a trend that doesn't even have the substance to back up the kind of bigotry it's framed by 0.97

00:16:24.580 so damn disappointing everybody wants a racist wife and that's what malfoy represents a waifu 0.75

00:16:31.560 that is that would that would genuinely be like look this is an actual like sit you down and be 0.98

00:16:38.320 like look i know that this is an unfair or inconvenient thing but the reality is if we

00:16:44.160 keep breeding with mudbloods or non-wizarding people what the amount of magical people and 0.96

00:16:51.180 the amount of magic that they have is going to decrease over time which will have a major 1.00

00:16:56.900 ramifications be like do you understand what would happen to a giant building like hogwarts

00:17:03.620 if the magic wasn't regularly maintained do you understand what that this stairwell for example

00:17:10.160 right do you know or these spaces that are bigger on the oh actually no hold on i mean do you know

00:17:15.660 what happens to all these kids when one of those spaces ends up collapsing because i don't know

00:17:21.340 500 600 years from now nobody has magic right or they don't have enough magic to use this stuff

00:17:27.560 this is existential that we pay attention to genetics when magical peoples are breeding

00:17:35.420 i actually saw really worst case scenario suppose we don't you know who doesn't breed a lot outside

00:17:45.460 of their own people do you know who doesn't in the harry potter universe uh the the no who

00:17:54.640 who goblins oh goblins don't breed outside their species much yeah i guess yeah because you got

00:18:02.760 you got a hagrid who's half giant um so there was some mixed love there uh but goblins have

00:18:09.280 gone to war with the magical people before they control the world's finances and they would

00:18:15.660 absolutely you're actually playing with them as a primary enemy during the like civil war between

00:18:21.040 them and the wizarding people and it got so bad that they weren't allowed to have wands anymore

00:18:24.780 um that that's a law set up so but you know okay hold on hold on people are actually having humans

00:18:31.380 stop stop become less magically powerful do you know what the goblins are going to do to

00:18:37.300 no no no check this out check this out marcus washington if slytherin gave quidditch scholarships

00:18:42.140 to black dudes and um detrevious and detrevious jones they're our first american students and 0.98

00:18:50.120 Our first muggles. 1.00

00:18:51.620 Muggles?

00:18:52.260 I don't know what muggle mean, but y'all sounding mad disrespectful right now.

00:18:55.880 How old are you?

00:18:57.480 Twelve.

00:18:58.440 Thirteen next month. 1.00

00:18:59.760 Many people have found that this specific species of muggles is extraordinary athletic. 1.00

00:19:08.400 They're going to get us out of this losing streak. 1.00

00:19:10.340 But they don't even know magic.

00:19:12.120 Hell yeah, we know magic.

00:19:14.480 The greatest punk guy of all time.

00:19:16.160 Yeah.

00:19:16.720 Modeled my game after him.

00:19:17.860 He beat AIDS.

00:19:18.560 Do you even know Quidditch? 1.00

00:19:20.820 This is not a muggle sport. 0.99

00:19:22.740 Hey, man, you talking crazy. 1.00

00:19:25.140 But we here because you trash. 1.00

00:19:26.940 You watch your mouth. 1.00

00:19:30.140 Get that out of my face.

00:19:32.060 I don't know where I'm from, bro.

00:19:33.560 Hey, look here, Kurt Cobain.

00:19:34.940 We just trying to get this NIL money in dip, all right?

00:19:37.440 You talking to me about some broom deal.

00:19:38.940 Okay, Swiffer.

00:19:40.100 Get that money.

00:19:41.380 How do you even play this game?

00:19:42.780 Sure, yeah.

00:19:43.380 There's three hoops that you score on.

00:19:45.060 Are we hooping?

00:19:45.840 Oh, that's right.

00:19:46.700 What?

00:19:47.000 Sure, sure, yeah.

00:19:47.760 There's two chasers, there's two beaters. 1.00

00:19:50.560 Oh, he a beater for sure, you're gonna kill that. 0.99

00:19:53.440 And to win, you just, you catch the snitch. 0.98

00:19:56.060 Snitch, I'll catch the snitch right now. 1.00

00:19:58.680 You a snitch, I will kill you, man. 1.00

00:20:00.500 That's the spirit, boy. 1.00

00:20:02.380 So leaving out one very important detail.

00:20:04.300 What?

00:20:05.140 You have to do all of this while flying 50 feet in the air.

00:20:09.640 I bet they can't even summon their brooms. 0.98

00:20:12.260 Up! 0.53

00:20:15.160 I bet they can't even summon their broom.

00:20:16.920 See, then y'all got to be amazing.

00:20:20.920 That's why y'all keep losing.

00:20:22.580 50 feet of the air.

00:20:24.020 Don't you want to do the little things?

00:20:25.800 Up.

00:20:26.900 All right, boys.

00:20:27.760 Let's get out there and win.

00:20:29.380 This is going to be a bloodbath.

00:20:31.180 Let's go, bro.

00:20:33.200 Yeah!

00:20:33.480 Yeah! 0.71

00:20:35.280 Yeah!

00:20:36.420 Let's go.

00:20:37.320 That was bloody brilliant.

00:20:39.540 What'd I say?

00:20:40.180 I told you we were spinning a cook.

00:20:41.400 It was like Ron and Dee Williams.

00:20:42.660 I just hit you with that.

00:20:43.660 Hey, that was real magic right there.

00:20:45.360 It was he, he!

00:20:46.920 It was on Mumsy.

00:20:48.920 Yeah!

00:20:49.920 A spectacular win, gentlemen. 800-0.

00:20:52.920 I believe you're the first Quidditch players to ever have...

00:20:55.920 What would that be? To dunk the ball in the hoop?

00:20:57.920 It was fantastic to watch.

00:20:59.920 Yeah, we did that.

00:21:00.920 I'm also pleased to announce a new addition to the coaching staff.

00:21:03.920 Please welcome Professor Servers Stipe.

00:21:10.920 I am... 1.00

00:21:11.920 i'm just saying there's there's worlds in which you would introduce other muggles 0.76

00:21:24.280 people thought about it people thought it would be awesome i understand i understand yeah what

00:21:30.500 you're looking up goblin wars i take it i'm trying to find there was a great ai video that did this

00:21:35.520 with goblins and harry potter and it was just i didn't i don't remember the goblin you didn't even

00:21:40.860 read the books how do you know about the goblin wars of harry potter uh because they're the main

00:21:46.140 point of the game which you didn't play simone oh the game i forgot literally i thought this this

00:21:54.080 might be the one video game that i could enjoy the one video game because i love the harry potter

00:21:58.220 universe and i found it so oppressively boring i like literally okay simone your computer or

00:22:06.140 something a thing a thing happened hogwarts hot take good lord what is this gonna be hot take is

00:22:14.000 probably that goblins are basically running society i mean who runs gringotts goblins the

00:22:18.320 daily prophet goblins everyone calling the fat lady the fat lady is body shaming and we should 0.96

00:22:23.040 call her something nicer like the woman in the painting who is slightly heavier than other people

00:22:27.980 but that's okay or something i don't know listen literally the entire ministry of magic have gone

00:22:33.980 goblin every year to pledge allegiance by kissing some sort of sacred goblin wall cooked beyond 0.98

00:22:38.380 belief mate it's insane my hot take is that gingers are more oppressed than black people 0.99

00:22:42.620 blimey remember the whole gingers got no souls thing bloody hell imagine saying that about a 0.99

00:22:46.540 black guy i mean when you think about it ginger is just an anagram of nigger i want an early life 0.99

00:22:50.300 check on professor snake too by the way i heard he's got a goblin grandmother if you get sorted 0.99

00:22:53.660 into hufflepuff that means you're gay i'm sorry it does i mean it's literally in the name huffle 0.96

00:22:59.020 oh no hang on a minute i'm just saying that you yourself are a hufflepuff ain't you did i study 0.97

00:23:02.940 Nah, but did I sussle stutter though?

00:23:04.940 How can goblins think they're the chosen ones when I'm the chosen one?

00:23:07.440 Like...

00:23:07.940 Them moving staircases ain't it fam, they're a health and safety hazard innit?

00:23:10.940 Mans nearly fell to his death on the way to potions class, them is mad tings.

00:23:14.940 Thank you for your time, Professor Snape. 1.00

00:23:16.440 I hate to say it, but Quidditch is broken.

00:23:18.440 I mean, what's the point of the beaters and the quaffle and all of that

00:23:21.440 and the seeker can just catch a snitch and automatically win the game?

00:23:24.440 Seekers need to be nerfed, not even joking.

00:23:25.940 Goblins have been genociding the house elves for the past two years now

00:23:28.440 and any time a member of the Hogwarts staff so much as mentions it, they lose their job!

00:23:32.440 Nah, they've definitely got Dumbledore on the Umbridge files.

00:23:34.620 Well, I'm a Hufflepuff, so I don't think we're actually capable of having a hot take.

00:23:38.320 My hot take is that people underpronounce their piece.

00:23:40.760 I'll be surprised if you actually post this.

00:23:42.500 Ministry would probably take it down anyway.

00:23:43.960 My hot take is that it's perfectly normal to have three ten-year-olds visit your hut in the middle of the night and...

00:23:48.840 I shouldn't have said that. 1.00

00:23:50.320 San Diggory deserved to die! 0.92

00:23:52.420 My hot take is that we need to address the wizarding world's declining population 1.00

00:23:56.440 by encouraging more intermarriage with muggles. 1.00

00:23:59.260 Dumbledore's a war criminal. 0.89

00:24:00.620 Dumbledore's army was...

00:24:02.140 for a paramilitary recruitment camp for child soldiers like he knowingly let a 12 year old fight

00:24:07.740 a basilisk for sake he should 100 be in azkaban for war crimes not even joking like my hot take

00:24:13.740 is that war crimes aren't actually that bad people just always want to find something to complain

00:24:18.940 about it's ugh like who cares you know got packed after lobbying the entire ministry of magic for

00:24:25.660 sake hot take oh I actually have one we should just get rid of Slytherin house

00:24:32.420 that might sound kind of bad but like name one non-evil Slytherin you see you

00:24:37.300 can't can you Slytherin house is basic that's like a radicalization pipeline

00:24:41.480 for the Death Eaters I'm sorry Voldemort was kind of based actually like they

00:24:47.120 control the Death Eaters too you know I mean all that gold in Gringotts Bank and

00:24:50.620 Voldemort never thought about nicking it come off it mate the love potions have

00:24:54.200 this kind of cutesy and whimsical reputation but when you actually think about it they're basically

00:24:59.880 magical roofies i think the ministry should ban them yeah especially after all of the allegations

00:25:04.360 that came out about gilderoy lockup my boy gilderoy didn't do nothing wrong mate is a witch hunt 0.99

00:25:09.080 literally my hot take is that we should bring back umbridge's headmaster because we need more women

00:25:13.160 in positions of power i mean for goodness sake dumbledore's just another old straight white man 0.97

00:25:17.400 hang on a minute dumbledore's gay isn't he oh really um guess that about evens it out then so 0.95

00:25:22.360 yeah fair enough dumbledore can stay ironic but harry potter became the world's biggest 0.85

00:25:27.080 nepo baby the night his parents died i'm pretty sure it was you know who that got cedric too

00:25:31.160 and i'm not talking about voldemort i'm sorry but the cedric diggory tribute song actually slaps

00:25:35.560 like okay you're gonna stop here oh good lord

00:25:42.760 everyone has an opinion apparently why is it just like animal farm no but i if the point i

00:25:49.000 i was making is that like if i lived in the harry potter universe there's actually like an

00:25:53.560 existential reason to be concerned about out marriage oh for oh you're you're a slytherin

00:25:59.660 you're a slytherin you're obviously i would be slytherin are you even joking obviously 0.61

00:26:05.460 i would be giving speech i'd be i'd have a podcast a harry potter world podcast where i'd be talking

00:26:13.240 about declining birth rates among people with magical ability and decreasing magic rates and

00:26:18.540 This is going to have major just in terms of the architecture and transportation of the wizarding world.

00:26:24.020 Think about the danger that the average citizen is going to be in in a few hundred years if we don't begin doing the selective breeding, right?

00:26:33.640 And obviously, I know I'm not going to convince the council, right?

00:26:38.260 So when I'm talking to you, my podcast listeners in the Harry Potter world, it's not about convincing the council, okay?

00:26:44.660 it's about getting enough of us together right now right who can commit to this and then in

00:26:52.700 10 20 generations whatever is left of the rest of the wizarding world is not going to have any power

00:27:00.160 right so why deal with them why why take them seriously why try to convince them why try to

00:27:08.020 save them they're not even going to be able to keep their buildings operational or their

00:27:12.020 transportation systems or anything right and so then what we can do is in the meantime of course

00:27:18.240 that that puts us at odds with the wizarding council and many people in the wizarding world

00:27:23.880 with a lot of power so we need to recruit allied groups that also might be on the back foot right

00:27:31.700 now right Malcolm Collins and the methods of demographic collapse right and this is where

00:27:37.060 it makes sense for us to work with the goblins for now at least because the goblins do actually

00:27:43.600 i mean all conspiracy theories aside in our world they run the banking system which has

00:27:49.140 enormous amounts of power right and they are banned from having wands which to me feels

00:27:55.400 genuinely about that it's a little weird yeah yeah so let's get together okay let's let's

00:28:05.560 let's build an alliance to take down the rest of the wizarding world

00:28:10.080 that doesn't even care about breeding.

00:28:14.620 Legit.

00:28:15.320 If,

00:28:15.620 if the whole Slytherin contingent had allied with the goblins instead of

00:28:22.020 just,

00:28:22.640 I don't even know what they were doing.

00:28:24.640 I guess they had this Messiah complex around.

00:28:27.380 Well, 0.96

00:28:27.940 the problem is you don't have enough people,

00:28:30.880 right?

00:28:31.220 And this is where magic becomes one of our greatest strengths.

00:28:35.560 If we can create magical wounds, okay, which obviously the technology exists, we could easily

00:28:43.640 move to 10 kids a year per couple. And when you begin to, through magic, automate caretakers for

00:28:51.920 those kids, you could raise them at scale while simulating wide-scale parental affection.

00:28:58.540 You could just use a time turner to personally take care of all of the children.

00:29:02.540 well or you could use a time tailor to fast age them or whatever right like if i used it to

00:29:08.700 personally take wouldn't that like age me i don't think it ages oh i can't remember i don't know if

00:29:14.460 that's realistic for every family i think it's probably easier to just automate things in your

00:29:19.680 house like the brooms and stuff like this and the but you ought to be a child teddy bear or something

00:29:24.680 mrs weasley did this uh she had a lot of very fun parenting and you know right magical methods

00:29:32.860 who's breeding like crazy the weasleys okay that do you do you know they were in they were a pure

00:29:41.100 blood family still a pure blood family simone they might be a pure blood family but i have seen their

00:29:48.480 hair and their skin oh wait and uh didn't very irish to me if you know what i'm saying they seem

00:29:55.940 a little allied with some groups that we probably

00:29:59.840 i hate you so much i i like the kids smudge my is this actually the podcast in the alternate

00:30:09.120 harry potter we're back to zero we're back i didn't say that i was talking about the weasleys 0.97

00:30:14.480 he's talking about they seem a little irish the weasleys have a coating the weasleys

00:30:22.020 are a little coated simone come on anybody can see it oh my god look look you're you're missing 1.00

00:30:30.480 it anyway because quote-unquote mudbloods who were magical still had more magic than squibs 0.94

00:30:38.080 who are purebloods but didn't have magic the point isn't the presence of a line or lineage 0.91

00:30:44.160 the point is the presence of magic you would want to pursue muggles who are magical 0.95

00:30:50.840 well yes yeah i said a eugenics program right like you need to breed the best magicians this 0.98

00:30:58.360 is great fantastic okay this is this is yeah what simone realistically right if we're going for the

00:31:06.860 ai pick up the sarcasm in my voice for the transcript it would be okay and hold on is

00:31:14.960 is magic genetically linked in the harry potter universe let's see okay well it appears to be

00:31:20.480 genetically linked but then you you just randomly have magical muggles well there doesn't seem to

00:31:27.380 be a genetic correlation because you can have an entire family yes magic is an inherited hereditary 0.57

00:31:33.120 trait in the magical universe it's passed down through generations yeah absolutely so so um

00:31:39.080 you you you say oh well hermione was a very powerful witch and yet i'd like to point out

00:31:46.320 the argument that you're making right now simone okay um you are saying to me that because sometimes

00:31:52.460 a person born to two non-magical oh i know you're going reversion to the mean aren't you no i'm not

00:31:59.160 doing reversion to the mean it's literally just like you're making the argument that because

00:32:03.600 sometimes occasionally somebody was great magic is born to two parents without great magic that

00:32:10.520 that doesn't mean it's not predominantly hereditary and that if you accounted for that

00:32:16.640 to try to maintain the level of magic in wizarding society it would eventually or very quickly

00:32:23.200 collapse and we have seen this was all sorts of other traits you can't just say because this trait

00:32:29.560 sometimes doesn't go yes and sometimes two very magical parents have a non-magical child

00:32:35.660 all of us have seen this in our friend groups but okay but oh god this feels like such a third

00:32:43.620 real conversation about wizard racism i don't even know where to go here

00:32:48.420 i i need to i'll move this to the beginning because i need to go on a racist rant about

00:32:55.280 wizards oh no no right away no i thought we were just gonna talk about female

00:33:01.380 malfoid and now it's just wizard racism all the way down and i don't know what to do

00:33:07.360 it's not racism simona i if i was in the harry potter universe we would need

00:33:15.680 to seriously treat the issue of declining rates of magic

00:33:20.300 was in the various peoples.

00:33:22.100 It's a major part of the transportation architecture and economy.

00:33:26.300 If it collapses,

00:33:28.280 and just because sometimes two non-magical people have a magical kid

00:33:31.320 or a magical family has a non-magical kid,

00:33:33.080 that doesn't mean it's not hereditary.

00:33:34.960 And that in mass, if we ignore this,

00:33:38.460 it's not going to put us in a really bad position long-term.

00:33:44.080 Hmm.

00:33:45.680 hmm okay okay

00:33:50.540 if i had a podcast in the harry potter universe it's immediately what i would do in the harry

00:33:57.860 potter universe i'd be the slytherin podcast you know it's like every morning hey guys like

00:34:03.840 how's it going out there yeah you would you would have a you would have an ongoing column

00:34:09.000 in the daily profit although i guess that yeah and i'd be like i don't hate i don't i don't think

00:34:14.880 you should use the word mudblood I think it's derogatory I don't have any animosity towards

00:34:20.760 non-magical individuals or races in the the only point I am making is that if we do not maintain 0.96

00:34:28.580 the magic of our bloodlines it's going to have catastrophic effects in the long term

00:34:33.540 we won't even be able to make basic technology that our society is built upon

00:34:44.880 People will go to attractions and have no idea how they're made. 1.00

00:34:49.400 It'll be exactly like that muggle movie, Idiocracy. 1.00

00:34:54.360 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:34:55.620 Okay.

00:34:56.740 Great.

00:34:57.340 Great.

00:34:57.740 Great.

00:34:58.040 Great.

00:34:58.240 Great.

00:34:58.460 Great.

00:34:58.740 Fantastic.

00:34:59.400 Okay.

00:35:00.940 Right.

00:35:02.660 Continue.

00:35:05.280 People like Malfoy because Malfoy represents what people actually want in a relationship.

00:35:12.860 people don't want right a butler they don't want a servant that they're married to they want

00:35:18.820 someone they can respect and i think the reason why people like the sunday arc take

00:35:22.920 is a woman who's who has her own agency and her own 0.98

00:35:28.060 desires and and and motivations in life who happens to like someone oh you suck okay that's 0.98

00:35:37.900 why it's because you can break her there's no reason simone oh you're a guy guys who like to 0.99

00:35:46.560 be dominant and the majority of guys like to be dominant don't want to dominate a weak woman

00:35:52.080 generally speaking they want to dominate a dominant woman they want oh okay so soon today

00:35:58.120 is hard to get without being an annoying snob well yeah it's a woman who knows her value and 0.86

00:36:04.900 who has confidence and who um you know you gotta you gotta you you're you're actually it doesn't

00:36:11.760 mean it and i think we actually see this in a number of archetypes that we see in um uh comics

00:36:17.600 and stuff like this is anybody who has a preference for dominance or submission in relationships

00:36:23.080 also has a preference for dominance and submission in partners and the default assumption is is that

00:36:29.780 dominant people like submissive partners and the submissive people like dominant partners but

00:36:34.740 the reality is i believe that that uh probably about 50 of the time the exact opposite is true

00:36:41.520 this is where archetypes like don't toy with me mrs nagataro come from where it's a girl who is

00:36:49.600 um like basically throughout the thing teasing and belittling a guy but who is very otherwise 0.93

00:36:56.660 quite a submissive character right she's very diminutive she's very small she's very sweet

00:37:01.360 cute um that's like her whole character thing right because that i think enhances the psychological

00:37:07.180 effect of the submission for guys that are into that um i think a lot of guys who are into to

00:37:13.520 being submissive might extra enjoy to like a short diminutive girl right whereas and it's obviously

00:37:19.140 some guys prefer like the big whatever but from what i've seen generally speaking if you're looking

00:37:24.180 at tomboy enjoyers that that category of men they're generally fairly dominant males in their

00:37:33.340 in their preferences um and i think that that's what's being uh that's that's what it is it's not

00:37:39.660 you you might have missed it there no no no no i well we'll see well i don't know i'm not a dude

00:37:44.480 into uh whatever this is but now we need to talk about why western media has completely

00:37:51.480 slept on the tsundere archetype well have they i mean so i mean i have to ask based on your

00:37:56.160 description hermione granger is a very assertive person why is why is she comes off as so whiny

00:38:04.340 okay so tsundere is awesome because people like it it's it's it's um assertive but not not a karen

00:38:12.060 assertive but not whiny is that it yeah yeah i mean she you you know that malfoyd would be

00:38:20.340 a very based woman right you know i just come on right but she come on our podcast um we can even 0.99

00:38:27.900 simulate her with our uh living avatar system no we could make him oh we could make a malfoid

00:38:32.560 living avatar should i do that this weekend yes okay yes oh okay well anyway back to this

00:38:44.960 why are tsundere archetypes absent according to you from popular media and because there are 1.00

00:38:55.900 plenty of assertive women who like not really the only time i really see them is in lesbian 1.00

00:39:02.460 relationships no no like there's this one show that's i think somewhat popular called wild cards

00:39:07.980 that i started halfway watching recently well i've never seen it so i can't make a judgment

00:39:11.900 but in it a female con artist befriends a policeman and they do detective work together

00:39:16.520 and it's so cute and she's like you know the like assertive like i'm gonna try everything

00:39:20.960 and he's the gus of like you know she's the sean and he's the gus but she's not sunday like she

00:39:25.740 doesn't hate him so that's the point okay so you're saying i'm saying it doesn't happen so

00:39:31.560 if you go to uh gay western stuff there's two pretty obvious examples of it um okay there is

00:39:38.820 owl house the the main female love interest is a gay woman and very sunday and then if you go to 0.62

00:39:46.600 the she-rock reboot the main female love interest is gay and uh what are these all kids cartoons 0.82

00:39:54.520 yeah gay kid cartoons yeah that's you know normal disney stuff these days normal netflix disney okay 0.97

00:40:00.720 you gotta you gotta have your underage girls kissing in a children's cartoon 0.95

00:40:05.260 it's so funny that like the cartoon that men actually liked was my little pony and i'm gonna

00:40:14.820 be honest a lot of people you can you can talk down about some things i thought the shira reboot

00:40:19.600 oh you did i thought owl house we're both very good shows oh they apparently have a lot of male

00:40:25.160 fan service from the way you're describing it no it's female fan service it's for their gay writers 0.94

00:40:30.280 no because female fan service is is gay gay like dudes gay not women gay that makes it extra 0.98

00:40:38.220 stressful for there was a period there where somehow women thought they were owning the chuds 0.99

00:40:43.900 by putting gay chicks in everything put a chicken in any sense to me that is that is for no one 0.92

00:40:49.800 but dudes no one wants that i don't know anyway i'll tell you i'll tell you what happened okay 0.97

00:40:55.880 I'll tell you why it's not in Western shows because it doesn't work with the

00:40:59.600 girl boss character, 0.73

00:41:00.720 right? 1.00

00:41:00.880 It doesn't work with the hyper competent,

00:41:03.120 always awesome.

00:41:04.320 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:41:04.840 Because a woman, 0.98

00:41:05.800 because I guess the problem with Sundare is that they do still like the guy, 0.98

00:41:09.940 right?

00:41:10.320 The,

00:41:10.520 the,

00:41:11.100 whoever they like.

00:41:13.060 Is that,

00:41:13.740 no,

00:41:14.300 because no,

00:41:14.820 plenty of,

00:41:15.320 plenty of assertive female characters really like the guy.

00:41:17.760 I just,

00:41:18.360 yeah,

00:41:18.520 the disdain,

00:41:19.340 the disdain though is what's unusual,

00:41:20.880 right?

00:41:21.260 You just don't see people dripping with disdain.

00:41:24.720 Um,

00:41:25.880 yeah oh i'm sorry do you don't see well no they they don't start this way because it would be 0.97

00:41:32.240 like a a failure on the woman's part right like it would be something that she's doing wrong

00:41:36.760 that that's the thing is that a and the second thing is it codes more like abuse in western

00:41:41.760 shows a big thing about tsundere characters is they're often violent um i mean in owl house

00:41:47.280 she tries to kill her and and she raw she tries to kill her so uh these are kids shows what is

00:41:54.560 what are oh my gosh we need to get more 90s kids shows in the mix because i think the kids are

00:42:00.580 going to start getting tired of stuff did you watch wishbone as a kid i was thinking we should

00:42:04.300 find wishbone no so these are shows i would show them okay we're gonna we're gonna go do not wishbone

00:42:10.480 you didn't watch wishbone i don't think it's a good show to show children okay well because it

00:42:15.020 teaches them about literature no problem with that it's a cute dog it's like reading rainbow

00:42:21.620 or something right like no you can you can uh walking with dinosaurs uh walking with monsters

00:42:27.820 that entire series would be really good yeah i'm gonna write this down taking notes the real

00:42:33.920 adventures of johnny quest that'd be very good for kids yes okay okay the original adventures

00:42:44.220 of johnny quest okay the uh what are some other like super science shows come on we got we got

00:42:49.460 some people in the in the comments help me out here help a mother out 90s science and

00:42:55.220 and military shows we they already do a lot of gi joes they like gi joes but talk about

00:43:00.820 gay theme songs or anything that's gay i still can't get over that song it's uh a lot they like

00:43:07.720 ghostbusters and cartoon ghostbusters and ninja turtles i don't think you show them a lot of

00:43:13.240 ninja turtles i don't like ninja turtles i find it okay um well then uh power rangers they do a

00:43:20.420 lot of that as well though i think they've seen magic school bus of course but we're running out

00:43:24.000 of you know they've seen them all outside of um well i've got the real adventurous of

00:43:31.300 of johnny quest and walking with dinosaurs to start and that's a great start i'll start there

00:43:35.800 that's me for a week you know a show that was really good was uh you you um scrooge mcduck

00:43:45.820 the uh reboot that's on disney yeah disney ruined everything i the children understand

00:43:51.480 that they're the bad guy and we don't want to give money to the bad guy whenever they ask me

00:43:55.340 i'm like no you don't understand like disney betrayed children now they only want to sell

00:44:01.700 to rich people and they're like why would they do that why would they only want to sell to rich

00:44:05.840 people and not be there for kids and i'm like well because the rich people have all the money

00:44:09.880 octavian and octavian's like there what is he i want to throw a book at them he doesn't mean

00:44:15.040 this metaphorically like in legal terms he just literally throws books at people when he's angry

00:44:19.220 anyway i i just i don't know i don't know why this trope it's really i mean obviously it's

00:44:29.200 a Japanese trope because the name for it is literally Japanese. I guess like there's not

00:44:33.600 an English word for it. Let's see what happens when I try to translate tsundere. T-S-U-N-D-E-R-E.

00:44:43.540 So it combines tsundere, which is aloof, prickly, or standoffice, with dere dere,

00:44:48.780 lovey, lovey, or affectionate. So it's, there is no word for that. That's true. It's not capable

00:44:54.580 of come on give me a try it's not there's not a word for what yeah they can't there's no word for

00:45:02.900 it i guess if we were to make it because they're combining in japanese sun sun with dere dere we

00:45:07.720 need to do like um uh irritable lovey um mad love ain't no angry standoffish lover no there's no

00:45:23.540 there's no good portmanteau for sunday in english

00:45:26.260 cold lovey um a loofer a loofer like a loofer lover no um hostile

00:45:39.820 lovey hostile no sorry can't help you there but anyway i don't know i mean you you said you had

00:45:49.040 some thoughts and analysis here why why is this absent why is what absent why as soon do they

00:45:55.280 absent from american popular culture again it's it's about girl bosses and women not being able

00:46:00.600 to write it and the rise of the sundry archetype happening during that period and it looking a 0.95

00:46:05.720 little abusive from american standards like girls are allowed to try to kill girls but like when a

00:46:10.840 girl tries to kill a boy uh i think a lot of americans that's a country song trope no i i

00:46:16.080 disagree but it's only men who broke up with them not men who they're in love with

00:46:20.300 so the stock people would be like oh that's toxic behavior i mean i guess it's okay when

00:46:24.940 gays do it but you know no you like that you like toxic like i it's

00:46:32.580 have you ever had a crush on a real soon oh yes you have not a real soon great no not really 0.99

00:46:40.260 i can think of one aloof oh yeah but she was just crazy hot that wasn't because of her attitude 1.00

00:46:51.760 her attitude was the biggest oh but also i guess maybe she was just aloof aloof she was just sun

00:46:55.700 she wasn't diddy diddy um but yeah hmm well i'm delighted by the malfoy trend i like it on its

00:47:08.740 own i just think that malfoy makes more sense as a girl and i think that's why people were shipping

00:47:13.520 harry and malfoy from the very beginning because it's cute and romantic and they don't need to be

00:47:20.660 boy boy they can be whatever you want them to be but also i really think that it's spot on to say

00:47:25.860 that jk rowling wrote characters that were all girls and she just made some of the mail because

00:47:31.560 it would be really really weird if harry potter were like the my little pony universe and males

00:47:35.940 are like weirdly largely absent from everything which is really funny but yeah I hope that this

00:47:43.520 trend grows I hope that like with the Bowsette trend we see a lot of Malfoyd cosplay and I'm

00:47:50.080 pretty sure we will because I showed you there is just a ton of Bowsette cosplay women jumped on 0.97

00:47:56.100 that real fast especially if they were on OnlyFans and then they extra fast jumped on it so I'm ready

00:48:02.360 for it i like it i think it's a great development i love that it broke to containment and made it

00:48:06.820 all the way to japan thereby angering the blue sky people even more because now there's even

00:48:12.680 more fan art and even better fan art that is uh very in favor of malfoid so it's good i'm happy

00:48:20.320 this is wonderful the blue the the crystal is shaking as as the anger within it grows but

00:48:26.620 they're still staying in the crystal it hasn't really broken containment out of blue sky i'm

00:48:31.040 not seeing any meaningful malfoid hate outside of outside of the outside of the trans people 0.72

00:48:38.740 outside of outside of the crystal outside of blue sky where they're all locked away 0.82

00:48:43.940 contained it's just positive malfoid love and i love you too and i'm glad you love me even though

00:48:51.680 i'm not tsundere that i was just immediately

00:48:55.940 you know immediately in love with you

00:49:00.740 well i like you know the yandre thing and you've always really pulled that off quite well

00:49:10.320 you're pretty obsessive in your devotion okay great

00:49:17.080 this is true wonderful i like her because she's like a little puppy that just does

00:49:25.160 whatever you tell her to and endlessly

00:49:27.120 love you no matter what you do or say

00:49:29.400 and wants

00:49:31.280 your approval. That's what I get

00:49:33.340 in a relationship. I don't know what the rest of

00:49:35.240 you guys are getting.

00:49:38.640 It's true.

00:49:41.380 It's true.

00:49:43.520 Yeah, well, you know, everyone understands

00:49:45.520 that you're, like, way out of my league. I think people

00:49:47.260 could have that if they went below their league,

00:49:49.820 which you did.

00:49:52.280 I mean, you're in my league

00:49:53.420 now you're pretty because you're big deal now because you made you engineered that very

00:50:00.420 intentionally because at first you were like i'll slum it and then you're like this is actually

00:50:05.060 yeah i mean once you brainwash somebody there's no point in letting them just flounder oh my god 0.95

00:50:10.720 i hate you so much yes we've started and finished with i hate you with every fiber of my being i

00:50:19.400 love you so much i can't even say that together i have to say i love you okay bye thank you my 0.96

00:50:26.760 beautiful love slave um you are amazing and i appreciate the work you did on learning about

00:50:33.960 femme boy what is it like female r33 draco and i will see if i can make a comic based on that

00:50:45.060 with them aged up obviously so they're not kids oh gosh right yes please do that i feel like we're

00:50:55.280 losing this race right like anyone can develop this stuff now we're not we have it we haven't

00:50:59.360 put it out there yet and it's so seamless and easy yeah so astroturfing is necessary

00:51:03.780 plus you're just doing a service because it costs tokens to make these and you're sparing people the

00:51:11.980 tokens i found a way to make it much cheaper yeah yeah so that's good the uh mawa converter to

00:51:18.260 videos um and the comics are finally working the not safe for work comic creator uh which can make

00:51:25.180 whole scenes with consistent characters throughout they'd go like 12 24 pages

00:51:30.460 um then put them together into a comic and it looks really good and can do basically any

00:51:36.000 not safe for work scene possible or safer work right well oh that would require significant

00:51:44.640 retooling we do have a safer work version of it i just haven't worked on it that hard okay

00:51:49.300 because it will have to work very differently it'll be a lot better when it's working but

00:51:57.040 the problem is um the not safe for work engines have significant limitations to them that the

00:52:03.580 system was designed around like only having one full character on screen at a time to be fair

00:52:08.420 just asking an llm to make a comic work so well i guess there's no demand so maybe don't waste

00:52:13.060 your time on that it's a product that nobody needs what they struggle with is what you made

00:52:18.700 so okay i guess it's fine okay um i love you simone you are fantastic and i guess i have a

00:52:30.500 sawed steak, and we haven't gotten the Worcestershire sauce, so we won't be able to make Diane.

00:52:37.800 I'm sorry. Do we really not have Worcestershire sauce? I will dig deep, and if we do, then I'll

00:52:44.020 make it for you tomorrow night with the steak, but tonight I'll just make normal, and then you

00:52:50.280 can compare. Do you want the steak with fries or with nothing, or with something else, like the

00:52:55.400 green beans that you got from Trader Joe's or fries okay Korean fries you should have it either

00:53:02.720 type of fries work for me I used up all of the sweet potato fries so well they were really good

00:53:08.000 we should get more good because those are easy to get unlike the Korean fries which I believe we

00:53:12.940 completely cleaned out of that store so the entire shipment they got from South Korea

00:53:17.320 has been pilfered by the Collinses we've ruined we've ruined fries for this entire region

00:53:24.060 this is our true crime no one will recognize it but that's the real one they are so good

00:53:30.960 they are really good better than any restaurant fries i've ever had they well they look like

00:53:35.160 deep fried fries i think they might be if you look closely all fries are deep fried what are

00:53:42.300 you no but they look like they have an additional crust yeah you mean twice fried no not exactly

00:53:49.320 that's a technique you're aware of that i am aware of double frying fries yes okay but these

00:53:55.460 look different um maybe there are some method of double frying that's even better though so who

00:54:00.800 knows anyway i shall get into it pull up my notes here derp derp okay you ready all right you gotta

00:54:10.100 you gotta start with the the line the line the line this is a trope that i am incapable of

00:54:17.960 embodying. I am not tsundere. I'm not yandere. I'm not like, I'm not. You're pretty yandere,

00:54:25.020 if I'm going to be honest. Deep down. But that's only triggered by very bad things that should

00:54:30.980 never happen. I think most women are that. But what do you want? The classic tsundere line goes 1.00

00:54:39.560 like this it goes it's not like i like you baka that's how you do it simone no they always say

00:54:48.220 it's so funny yeah i can't um i can't i can't even like i can't yes you can it's called acting

00:54:57.080 you gotta get the audience okay get in get in frame what is my motivation my motivation is i'm

00:55:06.080 angry at the boy it's not like i'd like you book off i sound like i'm being a chicken

00:55:13.920 does not work when i say it um okay i can't so you can go into it now i give you permission 0.97

00:55:21.540 thank you oh my god i hate you so much i hate you i hate you really i don't hate you 0.95

00:55:28.160 tsundere style i just do with every inch of my being okay 1.00

00:55:34.080 honestly potter it's not that hard even for you don't be a tard goblins control the financial 0.95

00:55:46.820 system all of gringotts you can't have missed them the war the war or have you forgot because 1.00

00:55:54.720 I can promise you they have not. They're not afraid to pick mates by blood. We pick ours by feelings, and it could be a dud. 1.00

00:56:06.220 Potter! Read my stats. Read my stats.

00:56:09.220 Magic runs in families. Those are facts. Check the spell curve. Find your dot. You're above the mean. I mean, you're not.

00:56:19.220 I don't hate goblins, you know that You're strawmanning me, you rat 0.98

00:56:29.220 Per capita, Potter, let me explain The rate, not the total, use your brain 0.94

00:56:36.220 Don't say correlation, please Outliers appear with ease

00:56:42.220 Potter, read my stats, read my stats Magic runs in families, those are facts

00:56:48.220 Check the spell curve, find your dot 0.98

00:56:52.240 Shit, I circled yours, I forgot 0.99

00:56:55.460 What do you think holds this castle high? 0.99

00:56:59.080 It's spellwork potter and spells run dry

00:57:02.220 The room's too big for their own walls

00:57:05.380 Fold flat as paper tents and halls

00:57:08.800 And anyone in them will be crushed flat

00:57:12.000 This is about more than a stat

00:57:15.340 Brooms drop from the sky like stones

00:57:18.700 Mid-match, you count the broken bones 1.00

00:57:22.020 The wards go dark, the muggles see 1.00

00:57:25.140 A castle where a ruin should be 1.00

00:57:28.480 The healers can't regrow a bone

00:57:31.840 The prison doors swing wide alone

00:57:34.940 That's not a theory, that's a date

00:57:38.320 In one or two generations it will be too late

00:57:42.140 It's not like I drew this chart for you

00:57:46.380 I had spare ink and nothing to do

00:57:49.840 It's not like I saved a seat by mine

00:57:53.440 The rest were taken, it's fine, it's fine

00:57:56.860 So marry well and have a brood 1.00

00:57:59.960 Not me, you idiot, don't be crude 1.00

00:58:03.120 Stop smiling, Potter, I'm not red 1.00

00:58:06.620 It's dungeon light, I said drop dead

00:58:10.900 Potter, read my stats

00:58:14.060 Read my stats

00:58:15.080 Magic runs in families, those are facts

00:58:18.160 Check the spell curve, find your dot

00:58:21.500 It's not like I like you

00:58:23.700 I do not 1.00

00:58:27.460 Baka 1.00

00:58:29.160 Baka 0.63

Based Camp - October 05, 2026

Draco Was Right & Hot： Mating With Muggles is an Issue

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