Based Camp - November 12, 2026


Haiti Gangs Crawl to Mommy UN After F*ing Around with El Salvador

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00:00:00 Hello, Malcolm. I'm glad to be speaking with you today because El Salvador may very well
00:00:05 be presenting itself globally as the world's new go-to punisher for hire. And it is in the
00:00:11 middle of executing on a major demonstration of this skill in Haiti. I mean, as you know,
00:00:17 and as other people watching this may be aware, there's recently some drama in Haiti, like,
00:00:21 you know, the country with 70% of its capital under gang control and a death count of over
00:00:26 5,700 just from january to september of this year people don't realize haiti is essentially if
00:00:32 you've ever played ghost recon wildlands um it's basically that right now it is it is a completely
00:00:39 under gang control at this point there isn't really a legitimate government left and for a
00:00:46 bit of a lead-in to what happened here and i'll just give the summary is el salvador can we no
00:00:51 can you let me give the lead-in because this is i'll let you give the lead but i mean i will say
00:00:55 to your point, like the president of the United States has continued to hold to his stance that
00:01:01 this is one of the worst countries like Libya, Yemen, Haiti, Somalia. Remember I remember what
00:01:10 I call them? Shithouse countries. He's holding that. It is really bad. You know that that death 1.00
00:01:16 count now. Right. So El Salvador, out of the kindness of its heart, had sent over around 200
00:01:22 troops, covering 90% of those troops' costs, mainly to provide medical assistance. And yet,
00:01:28 on October 18th, gunmen ambushed an armored vehicle carrying four of these men, and they're
00:01:32 now missing. So what did El Salvador's President Bukele do? Well, let's watch a little news clip,
00:01:39 including footage that he put on X, because that is where presidents put things down.
00:01:44 There's a helicopter flying. They're going to shoot. Pew, pew. Oh, look. The first Salvadoran
00:01:51 operation against a gang in haiti just take a look at this the president of el salvador naif
00:01:55 bukele reported the destruction of the alleged home of gang leader wilson joseph and the
00:02:00 headquarters of the armed group 400 mawoso bukele made the announcement in an expose accompanied by
00:02:05 the footage you're seeing on your screen it's video of the attack carried out by white attack
00:02:09 helicopters bearing the salvadoran flag so hold on simone this we're quite you're not giving the
00:02:15 context that explains to people what's going on so el salvador is famous for under this president
00:02:21 mr bukake oh my god really transforming itself from essentially a gang state into a safe and
00:02:31 economically prosperous region and he did it by arresting criminals and gangs very aggressively
00:02:38 and very proactively they basically did an ice like thing but then put them all in these prison 0.60
00:02:43 systems and to for him to say like i'm gonna go in and fix haiti he's one of the only people on
00:02:50 earth who really has any sort of credentials to potentially do that like yeah and he did
00:02:55 he grew up one of the gang leaders home and he said not just i mean he's 500 soldiers full troop
00:03:00 formations in haiti at this point and in addition to that the haitian gangs have become so terrified
00:03:07 that they have written a letter to the u.n requesting mediation it was at this moment that 0.99
00:03:13 he knew what the hell's going on he fucked up 0.98
00:03:19 yeah that's the gang later whose home was one of his homes at least was 0.99
00:03:26 bombed by the uh by the attack helicopters um wilson joseph he's the one who's begging for
00:03:33 mercy from the un um they blew up my home help we'll talk now um and the reaction has has been
00:03:38 so fun to this um and we also just wanted to understand the bigger picture and i i think the
00:03:43 most interesting thing is i do think this is a very strategic move on behalf of el salvador
00:03:49 to become the ass kickers of the world for hire well i want to go into el salvador colonialism
00:03:55 okay i'm okay with we'll see i think it's going to be a little bit more mercenary and i'm going 0.90
00:03:59 to explain to you why. But first, yeah, well, let's absolutely go into sort of the case study
00:04:04 that they have presented locally, because as you said, it's super, super impressive. Per the UN
00:04:10 Refugee Agency, following their March 2022 crackdown, which is when all of these people
00:04:16 were jailed, the mass incarceration, the official homicide rate in Haiti fell from 18.1 per 100,000
00:04:23 people in 2021 to 1.3 in 2025. That is approximately a 93% decline. And gang control,
00:04:31 street rivalry, and extortion also diminished, obviously, substantially. Homicides were already
00:04:37 declining before the mass arrests, so the entire improvement cannot even just be attributed only
00:04:42 to them. Also, it wasn't just that crime went down and people were safer. The economy did much
00:04:47 better. According to the World Bank, real GDP grew 3.5% in 2023, 2.6% in 2024, and then almost
00:04:54 3.9 or almost 4%, so 3.9% in 2025. And that is to say the World Bank absolutely points to the
00:05:02 country's secured borders. They attribute the country's improved security to all this
00:05:12 improvement also per the world bank visitor arrivals rose from 2.4 million in 2022 to 3.4
00:05:20 million in 23 and they exceeded 4 million in 2025 so doubling in two years yeah which is i i'm
00:05:28 surprised anyone is going to haiti but more people are and private investment also no haiti you mean
00:05:34 el salvador no oh sorry to el salvador yes i'm yeah i'm surprised people are going to el salvador
00:05:40 at all because it's been known for the crime. My understanding is that it's relatively safe
00:05:47 contrasting with other Latin American countries now. Yeah, I think now people are like, oh yeah,
00:05:51 I can go there. I can't go to Mexico. I can go to El Salvador. So yeah, private investment grew
00:05:55 an estimated 26.2% in 2025 alone. And obviously the improved security helps to make that easier.
00:06:03 I mean, when you kind of predict that your investment will be safe, that it's not going
00:06:07 become overrun by criminals, yeah, you're more likely to actually invest.
00:06:12 I actually wanted to go into that statistic that I said there. So if you look at El Salvador,
00:06:16 it has the absolute lowest homicide rate of any country in Latin America now. It only has 1.3
00:06:24 murders for every 100,000 inhabitants. If you contrast that with other countries,
00:06:29 in ecuador it's 51 versus 1.3 in ecu in haiti it's 49.7 to 68 in colombia it's 28 and honduras
00:06:38 it's 21 in guatemala it's 17 okay so everywhere else is dangerous now it's 14 in mexico it's 17
00:06:45 to 24.9 now again it's 1.3 in el salvador now now what did it used to be in el salvador okay
00:06:53 you go back to 1995 it was 138.4 oh my goodness if you go back to when bukele took office it was
00:07:04 38.5 yeah so i mean obviously after the year before he took office it was 53.1 um that that
00:07:13 that is that is as high as haiti right now so he did fix this before and he can fix it again
00:07:21 and what you need to do is round up everyone with tattoos and put them in prison well how many
00:07:27 people was that really it was around 93 000 cumulative arrests under this emergency regime
00:07:33 of like let's just arrest people like crazy that's approximately 1.5 percent of the population
00:07:38 or one in every 65 residents which is a lot um but not that much considering the benefit that
00:07:46 the nation is getting uh and considering when you look at just crime stats in general that
00:07:52 so many of the most egregious crimes are committed by repeat offenders and it's just like we need to
00:07:57 put these people away it's like a lot of people look to el salvador and are like i want that
00:08:02 where can i get that and this is again the big theme of this episode is i think they're getting
00:08:06 ready to export this because people do want that um yeah no if i was running a presidential campaign
00:08:11 this is what i would run for this is i think what america needs more than anything which is
00:08:16 a real judicial system. Yeah, absolutely. So on to what happened with Haiti. Here's the general
00:08:22 breakdown. On October 18th, gunmen ambushed this Air Force aviation technician, you know,
00:08:28 armored truck. They were serving with a small contingent, you know, that El Salvador had sent,
00:08:34 but they were working with the UN-backed gang suppression force. And they were, again,
00:08:38 primarily doing medical work. They were not there to, like, make people angry.
00:08:41 And according to El Salvador's armed forces, their military people escaped the vehicle after it caught fire, but then contact with them was totally lost.
00:08:52 And then Bekele described them as hostages and launched this deployment of 2,500 troops.
00:08:59 They were primarily sent out to find and recover these men, but they are missing.
00:09:06 El Salvador as a country, like their policy now is they're still alive and we're going to find them.
00:09:11 However, just as like what's actually happened to them, human remains were recovered during a search for them.
00:09:17 And according to The New York Times on October 24th, they found burned remains that might belong to the missing men, but they would need testing for identification.
00:09:27 And Bukele has disputed that they were his personnel.
00:09:30 And the International Force said it couldn't confirm the remains, although also according to an AP and Associated Press November 11th update, they say at least one gang leader had said they were dead.
00:09:40 so i don't have a lot of hope well them them pretending that they are not dead gives him
00:09:46 cassis belly to do whatever he wants that's and that's the point because i don't i mean i think
00:09:50 the obviously the reason they say that they've sent these these troops out is for these men
00:09:55 but that is not the reason these troops are out and they're going to stay out and yeah i think
00:09:59 they're they're actively not trying to find proof that these these men are probably tragically dead
00:10:04 because there is another reason why they're there um but i you know buckelli also vowed to quote
00:10:09 teach the gangs a lesson. These gangs are making the Haitian people suffer. I also point out that
00:10:14 while he has done aggressive arrests in his country, he has built one of the best prison
00:10:19 systems on earth in terms of employing people within the prisons, in terms of reforming them,
00:10:25 in terms of getting them skills so that they're employable when they leave, in terms of making
00:10:28 sure they're being productive and not a drain on the taxpayer. Oh, I mean, the first time I ever
00:10:32 heard of Nick Shirley was when he toured the El Salvadorian prisons. He went to one of the lower
00:10:36 security ones that actually is doing what malcolm's describing here el salvador this is one of the
00:10:41 prison systems they have here this is not secot this is a different prison for people that are
00:10:44 not gang affiliated here inside of this prison they have each and every single person learning
00:10:49 a new skill it's called the plan the ocio means literally the plan of no leisure is each person
00:10:55 inside of this prison i like this plan of no leisure sleeping well the prison looks so organized
00:10:59 and clean inside el salvador and just to come to a class here to make sure that nobody ditches
00:11:04 They have a biometric scanner that scans the face of each prisoner as they come in to keep track of their attendance.
00:11:10 It is a strict school.
00:11:11 That way they know exactly where these prisoners are, so that way they cannot miss a single class.
00:11:14 It's pretty incredible to walk through here.
00:11:15 And also, if you come through here as well, they have a garden.
00:11:19 And this person right here is also a prisoner, and he is working here on the garden.
00:11:23 By doing this, they're helping the prisoners rehabilitate inside of society.
00:11:26 And each day a prisoner works, they then get two days taken off their sentence.
00:11:30 And by doing this, by having classes and even having gardens or helping, this prison becomes self-sufficient in ways that they don't have to rely that much on taxpayer dollars because why should a taxpaying citizen have to pay to take care of prisoners that did them harm?
00:11:44 This prison is actually incredible as people are learning how to become doctors, engineers, farmers, and eventually rehabilitate into society here in El Salvador.
00:11:52 Now, again, the theme of this episode, oh, my gosh, people are going to want this exported to their countries as their countries start falling apart with, you know, a criminal class that is dependent on social services for support.
00:12:06 This idea of like either a prison or a poorhouse or whatever you want to call it that functions like these.
00:12:13 I think that governments are going to say, oh, my gosh, I need these or we will absolutely lose control of our country.
00:12:20 Hey, El Salvador, let me pay you to come over and do this.
00:12:24 But anyway.
00:12:25 Well, I will say that, you know, I do.
00:12:30 I've often argued that different populations need to be treated differently.
00:12:34 And I've argued that, you know, in Islamic countries, you need extremely strict law and order in order to have a degree of safety. 1.00
00:12:41 And that's why it's dangerous to import large numbers of Muslims into a country that operates with a lower level of law and order safely. 1.00
00:12:50 Um, this may be, uh, well, I have two hypotheses here. One is, is this may be how you have to run 1.00
00:12:57 a Catholic majority country. Oh, for goodness sake. It's not a bad, I mean, this is the way 0.98
00:13:03 that Catholic majority countries used to be run with mass incarceration and stuff like that. 0.52
00:13:06 Come on, Simone. They were very strict and hierarchical in the way that they were running
00:13:10 things. However, then I decided to look at the statistics and the statistics will give you a
00:13:15 goodness sake even more so remember when el salvador had those really high murder rates
00:13:21 that i was talking about you go back to the 1960s it was 98.3 catholic do you know what it is today
00:13:28 it's it's only 42.7 catholic and 36 protestant um so the the transition from because if you look at
00:13:39 the timeline here um in the 1988 to 1989 it was still mostly catholic 67 catholic was only around
00:13:46 15 protestant so this shift to being a uh a protestant or a more protestant country or an
00:13:54 almost half protestant country has correlated also with this drought in crime rate okay i mean
00:14:01 not great optically if you're on the other side of things but okay not your favorite look yes to
00:14:08 be fair. So let's, let's get to the reception of this, this action, this sending of 2,500 troops
00:14:15 to crack down. Well, let's, the Haitian people, they're pretty stoked. They're, they're dancing
00:14:23 the streets. There's, you know, they're just, they're just partying. They are welcoming the
00:14:28 El Salvadorians. I'm going to give you another little news clip here. Oh, by the way, the ones
00:14:32 that are. Okay, wait a second. I'm going to go handle the kids. All right. They've been taken
00:14:36 care of thanks bukele style oh for love sorry i should say bukkake style no god okay look here's
00:14:45 here's another news clip as salvadoran troops carry out their mission in haiti haitian citizens
00:14:50 are approaching soldiers with gestures of kindness and gratitude there's just news images shared by
00:14:56 president naid bukele show how both peoples can connect through respect and hope they are so happy
00:15:02 they're waving kaylee's like my father he's the thank you so much people are just so happy like
00:15:09 it's a truce you're walking by like thank you like hey good to see you all right yeah they're
00:15:16 just they're just thrilled so okay the haitians are like this is great i love this you're they're
00:15:21 you're very welcome here people they yearn for the conquistadors oh they yearn for the descendants
00:15:27 Okay. Yeah. Look, the gang control, I think they're super done with it. And law and order is very welcome. Also, at least to begin with, Haiti's prime minister, Fields Aime, I don't know how to say his name. I've not heard it on the news, was pleased.
00:15:47 He wrote or said, hats off to President Naib Bukele for your support and commitment to the national fight against gangs, which is very PR-ish.
00:15:56 But look, at the surface and at the beginning, the prime minister of Haiti was very in favor of it.
00:16:02 Of course, Trump has been very supportive as well.
00:16:06 He told Bukele, do what you have to do.
00:16:08 And the U.S. and Colombia gave logistics and transport per Axios, at least.
00:16:14 So it's a little secondhand.
00:16:15 But here he is when asked recently by the press where he's clearly OK with it.
00:16:22 He said that he has a big problem with Haiti.
00:16:24 I said, look, you're running your country.
00:16:26 You have to do what you have to do.
00:16:27 He had a big problem with Haiti.
00:16:29 They killed some of his people.
00:16:31 And I said, you're running your country.
00:16:32 He knows that they were killed.
00:16:34 Yeah.
00:16:35 Is the U.S. considering helping in any capacity?
00:16:38 He doesn't need help.
00:16:39 He doesn't need help. 0.78
00:16:41 um so one it reveals that he doesn't need help no why can't Israel be more like Israel did handle
00:16:49 Gaza on his own actually so like you know uh Haiti Haiti needs to do to uh the the El Salvador needs
00:16:55 to handle it um well I mean I think that this is the big difference so Israel goes into and this 0.79
00:17:01 is where the Haiti situation is fundamentally different than the Gaza situation um is that
00:17:06 the Hamas had already killed anyone who would have cheered on the street as Israeli troops came in.
00:17:12 They, you know, after the war, they were mass executing civilians who weren't seen as aggressive
00:17:17 enough or wanting to kill Jews enough. The good guys aren't really left in Gaza. This is why
00:17:24 whenever other countries take them, they keep trying to, well, kill civilians and overthrow
00:17:28 the government. This happened multiple times. You know, it's very, very bad when they do this to
00:17:34 their hosts um the question is this why does haiti still have a chance in a place like gotha really 1.00
00:17:39 doesn't um and it's because the gangs haven't done that yet but it requires early and aggressive 0.99
00:17:44 action and hopefully that's what we see from bukkake okay like malcolm oh my god you have
00:17:53 too much time developing rfab i've been i've been too deep in the rfab world you've been too deep
00:18:00 That's one of the finishes I need to test for the new video hints.
00:18:03 You actually do.
00:18:04 Yeah, actually.
00:18:06 Maybe that's why it's on your mind.
00:18:07 But right.
00:18:08 So also, the Dominican President Abinader, look, these names are weird, said that they
00:18:17 are collaborating with President Bukele and supporting him with logistics and intelligence.
00:18:21 The UN is a little bit more cagey in their response.
00:18:25 They are trying to basically keep their distance.
00:18:28 Most of the troops fall outside.
00:18:29 the GSF's mandate. That's the gang suppression force that this lawsuit for before troops was
00:18:37 with. One UN spokesperson named Jurak said, people's rights need to be respected as you
00:18:45 conduct security operations, which I think is as close as the UN is going to come to being like,
00:18:50 we don't like this because it's not us. You're not following the procedures. This is not correct.
00:18:55 you need to follow all of our rules uh they're not exactly thrilled and they're not thrilled
00:19:02 because they like problems in the world because that justifies their existence i mean yeah and
00:19:07 also like if you don't follow some weird like bureaucratized thing you know and just solve
00:19:12 problems then oh well yeah they don't like when we arrest maduro either they don't yeah they don't
00:19:17 know that unilateral action is seen as quite negative and this shows up in the media coverage
00:19:21 as well like some of the points negative points i would say they're being made in the media are
00:19:27 that foreign military surges in haiti have repeatedly caused harms people point to the
00:19:32 1915 to 1934 u.s occupation of haiti and then the u.n induced cholera that was the u.n though 0.64
00:19:39 yeah so when the u.n does it with all their red tape they kill everyone oh yeah right 0.81
00:19:44 can we not provide the u.n i mean before it's a muslim only organization um i think i think uh 0.63
00:19:51 that is that is the only hope for most of europe honestly is something like this was yeah no i
00:19:56 think i genuinely see this this i think again my whole thing is i think what el salvador is doing
00:20:02 here is they've already made their model with the prisons i mean they they have nick shirley
00:20:06 but i want to understand how they're profiting from this if you think they're doing this
00:20:09 to you but first we're going through their case study here and how right now people are reacting
00:20:14 to it totally missing that this is a demo this is el salvador saying we don't just provide jail
00:20:20 services we can also go to your country and clean up and then do jail services um so yes we're going
00:20:25 to get there but yeah another thing that they're saying is well people really hate bukele's jail
00:20:30 offer or sorry i keep thinking of it as a product what he's done with with jailing tens of thousands
00:20:37 of suspected gang members at home without due process if you get a tattoo expect to go to jail
00:20:42 that's the way i feel they a lot of people are saying oh well in these slums civilians are
00:20:48 trapped between the lines with unclear command because you know that the el salvadorian military
00:20:54 is not necessarily completely collaborating with the u.n and following their rules
00:20:59 and it looked like that to me i know it looked like a lot of people were waving to the troops
00:21:04 as they came in and being like you're welcome thank you we love bukele but whatever ignore
00:21:08 the civilians just say that they're trapped between the lines speak for them it's fine 0.60
00:21:13 that's what white women do i can guarantee you a white woman wrote that i i am as a as a as a 0.97
00:21:20 white male i am so trapped here because it's like can we just eradicate white women like how 0.99
00:21:27 how are they not the central enemy of this entire narrative anyway one of the one of the most 0.96
00:21:33 telling arguments that i found that was critical of this action found i found it in america can
00:21:39 you not hear me yeah i can hear you okay i'm even married to a white woman oh for i am i am so
00:21:45 friendly with white women i am married i have to raise a generation of decent ones 0.97
00:21:50 which you guys will fund by being horny on our fab okay i'm gonna continue in america's quarterly 0.97
00:21:58 the most damning argument that i found was people basically saying oh well you know if if this if
00:22:06 this doesn't work well then the the the the u.n's effort in in in haiti might be shut off because
00:22:13 they'll just think the intervention doesn't work which is just so ridiculous the u.n's intervention
00:22:18 in haiti wasn't working it didn't work this it should be shut down and they're like oh but if
00:22:22 haiti comes in and it messes things up then the u.n's operations in haiti will be undermined
00:22:27 they were undermined as it was this is just completely ridiculous and of course as we said
00:22:32 earlier the concerned gang wrote to the UN asking for dialogue and mediation um which is just
00:22:39 hilarious but also shows how you know the UN is what gangs are turning to for comfort I don't
00:22:46 think the UN is doing its job you don't want someone to be crawling to you thinking that
00:22:51 you're going to be mommy to take care of them no the gangs shouldn't be taken care of they should
00:22:56 be eradicated so anyway in terms of whether we should expect a long-term occupation i would say
00:23:03 maybe um i i think that this might be the case because at this point like as of just a couple
00:23:11 of days before we're recording this haiti's prime minister started expressing some criticism after
00:23:16 his initially polite remarks he said the actions of el salvador could set a damaging precedent for
00:23:23 the multilateral missions that were taking place in his nation, saying, quote, governments may
00:23:28 conclude that risks of joining are rising while the political rewards to those who act, go to
00:23:33 those who act alone. So he sees critical of El Salvador coming in and actually cleaning things
00:23:40 up. And there is also no stated end date. This deployment has no clear timetable and the legal
00:23:46 terms are not public um one analyst named romaine liqueur says basically nobody knows quote who
00:23:53 commands these troops under which rules of engagement or for how long and quote which
00:23:58 really makes me think this is actually el salvador just coming in and doing whatever it pleases
00:24:03 because they're the ones willing to spend money on what for many people is just a throwaway country
00:24:09 which is sad but true and yeah a lot of people are concerned that if they stay really long
00:24:16 it may undermine, but perhaps this is part of the intention, the Haitian elections that are set for
00:24:22 July of next year. So we'll see how long this lasts. But in terms of what's in it for El
00:24:28 Salvador, obviously, the surface reason is to rescue the four ambushed men. But as you saw from
00:24:33 that clip I shared of Donald Trump just speaking off the cuff, I'm pretty sure President Bukele
00:24:38 told Donald Trump that those men were killed. And that's why Donald Trump said those men were killed.
00:24:43 whereas publicly Bukele's no no they're not killed they've been taken hostage we must rescue
00:24:48 them that's why we're there there um so that's where I'm like okay I'm pretty sure he knows but
00:24:53 he's using it as a pretext because El Salvador also got goodwill with Washington um they got
00:24:58 Trump's backing and U.S. airlift uh assisted the operation a little bit um and um there was a little
00:25:07 tie to the operation with with the U.S. and also there is this opportunity most importantly to
00:25:12 showcase the Bukele security model and how it can be exported. And his forces are at this point
00:25:19 outnumbering the gang suppression force, the UN version of this that was supposed to be working
00:25:24 in Haiti. And if we see a significant change in Haiti's function, like if they're in their safety
00:25:33 following this invasion, they will be able to present this very clear case study of here is
00:25:39 haiti before our model here's haiti after our model and this is with already a like formal
00:25:47 professional team from the un trying to fix things so they're able to say not only are we effective
00:25:53 at bringing peace to a crime-ridden city we are more effective than the un which is going to be
00:26:00 an amazing and powerful sales pitch plus they're nearby like this is the ultimate convenient
00:26:05 opportunity so let's talk about you think this is more like advertising for future militia
00:26:10 operations yes this is an infomercial uh this is this is their this is their primetime infomercial
00:26:15 but the problem is is that the el salvadorian model only works with mass incarceration what 0.71
00:26:20 do you think they're going to do just kill them i don't know we're going to have to find out i mean 0.81
00:26:25 i would prefer they just do executions i'm because that's the only financially stable way to do this 0.95
00:26:30 and the number of lives that are going to be saved is almost certainly higher 100 so you know
00:26:35 it's it's one of those things where it's like it is sad that that is the financially viable pathway
00:26:42 they could of course bring them back to el salvador but then that creates a whole other
00:26:47 problem yeah you know so they could try to build local prison camps which might be what i expect
00:26:53 is a mix of a local el salvadorian run prison camps yeah mass executions
00:26:58 i think it's going to be more likely to be the prison camps because honestly and again we're
00:27:04 going to get into it like that's where the money is that's where that's the model they have a way
00:27:08 to profit from prison camps that they set up there i guess they can get the u.n to fund them
00:27:12 or something and yeah okay let's just go in let's go into the model let's talk about business let's
00:27:17 talk about how el salvador can monetize this um because they absolutely can so the the most
00:27:23 compelling thing that I think they're trying to pitch here is that El Salvador can be your go-to
00:27:29 country to do overseas deployments in which a host government or foreign sponsor pays their military
00:27:35 or police units, including operational expenses, for a negotiated service fee. And this would mean
00:27:40 government receipts and personnel compensation and contracts for El Salvadorian suppliers would
00:27:45 be amazing for their economy. And what they would do is just go out and do the job that, say, the
00:27:51 UN can't do, do the job that local police can't do. So that's what they're trying to demonstrate
00:27:56 with this case study, I think. They could also do training and advisory missions if they want to be
00:28:00 like a little more lightweight for someone. It's like a foreign minister could hire Salvadorian
00:28:06 instructors to train their police and develop intelligence units and even reorganize their 0.74
00:28:10 prisons or advise on anti-gang operations once they've demonstrated, oh, we were able to take
00:28:16 out Haiti's gang when no one else could, even the UN, even these private security groups that are in
00:28:20 in um port of prince right now um because they also think you could make a really good for people
00:28:25 who are like i'm open to vibe coding a video game but you haven't done it yet i honestly think you
00:28:30 can make a really good video game around this to bring order back to port of prince as el salvador
00:28:35 yes and i would i would have it in in two uh structures you could have one where it's just
00:28:41 like a lone team and sort of have it be like a ubisoft them up but i do think it would be even
00:28:46 more fun to do like troop command and stuff like that and make it into a strategy game well and
00:28:52 also building the infrastructure because then the third element to this that i think is already one
00:28:56 of the most developed is that they could provide prison services in which a foreign government will
00:29:02 pay el salvador to detain people or either that or hire el salvadorian teams to design and operate
00:29:09 prisons locally which would mean detention fees and management contracts also construction and
00:29:15 staffing and operating costs, which would, you know, there would be a markup that would go to
00:29:19 them. And what I love about their prison model is that's recurring revenue. You know, like we used
00:29:25 to work in private equity. People love recurring revenue because then, you know, it's one of those
00:29:31 businesses that as long as you're taking on new clients and not losing your existing clients,
00:29:34 it just keeps going up. You don't have to keep winning new clients because you basically get
00:29:38 subscriptions. This is why everyone's trying to sell you a subscription instead of a product. Now
00:29:41 They want recurring revenue and prisons are recurring revenue. And the thing is, this is
00:29:47 already sort of happening because the U.S. sent around 288 people to El Salvador between March
00:29:53 and April of 2025, and they went to El Salvadorian prisons. It was 252 Venezuelans and 36 El
00:30:00 Salvadorians. And this, by the way, is just the prison cohort. It doesn't include their ordinary
00:30:05 deportations to El Salvador. And I mean, it's not exactly clear the numbers. The Congressional
00:30:10 Research Service describes a cohort more as like approximately 300. But these are not just
00:30:16 convicted American prisoners. They're migrants who the administration said had criminal histories
00:30:23 or whatever. But still, it's an example of what a country could do. And it's already been
00:30:27 demonstrated. The Venezuelans were held for approximately four months in El Salvadorian
00:30:31 prisons and then returned to Venezuela in July of 2025 under this negotiated exchange that freed
00:30:38 10 U.S. citizens and permanent residents that were held in Venezuela. So it's a little complicated
00:30:42 there. But the El Salvadorans remained in Salvadorian custody. And subsequent reporting
00:30:47 and investigation found basically incomplete information about the locations. They were
00:30:52 basically just deleted into the El Salvadorian prison system. And specifically, their super high 0.96
00:30:57 high security scary prison, the it's a seesaw or the terrorism confinement center. It's their
00:31:03 maximum security mega prison, the one where like you see all the tattooed men running in
00:31:07 lines bent down and stuff you know what i'm talking about for them so what they got the
00:31:12 gangs make make being in a gang a bad thing right now if you're in a there is no better way you can
00:31:18 go into prison in the united states than being in a gang now you're just in gang part two you've got
00:31:23 no and if you're not in a if you're not in a gang before prison well you better well become in a gang
00:31:28 once you're in prison because they're gonna your prison consultants and even the prison like people
00:31:32 are gonna group you by your race and then you have to join that gang and so it sucks but that's how
00:31:37 it works and really sucks for employment afterwards. Cause as a white guy, I have to 0.97
00:31:40 join a white nationalist game. That's going to be terrible for my employment record.
00:31:45 It would suck. It would suck. I mean, I think it's different in the, the like white collar 0.93
00:31:49 prison. So it depends on what you're going in for. Um, I don't, I don't, I wonder if there are
00:31:53 gangs and like the, the low, the, the low security ones where it's all like people committing
00:31:59 financial fraud or whatever, but yeah, it depends on what you're in for. I don't know. I don't know.
00:32:03 I guess, I guess you'd go to a rough prison or maybe a fan. Who knows? Elizabeth Holmes is in a,
00:32:08 she's, she's like hanging out with real housewives and stuff. Really? Yes. Um, she's best friends 1.00
00:32:13 with some like celebrities in there. It's funny. It's like, it's so weird. How do you get into
00:32:18 that? I want to know. I know it's, it's, it's weird. I feel like there's this like the Harvard
00:32:22 of prisons, you know, you want to get into this one, but you can't really choose. I don't know.
00:32:26 Maybe someday I'll do an episode on it because I find it somewhat fascinating. Um, but anyway,
00:32:30 um the the el salvadorian government was absolutely compensated by the united states for this we don't
00:32:36 know exactly what they were paid because the model was this government to government detention
00:32:41 arrangement it was financed through a state department law enforcement grant and it's not
00:32:45 publicly transparent or like a commercial contract with a public that's wonderful right
00:32:50 but el salvador made money from this and the terms that we do know about included obviously
00:32:57 that El Salvador would receive up to 300 alleged Trende Aragua members, that it would hold them
00:33:02 for up to one year, pending a U.S. decision on their longer-term disposition. And a March 22,
00:33:08 2025 grant provided $4.76 million for the law enforcement and corrections needs, explicitly
00:33:14 including the costs of detaining the initial 238 Venezuelans. So that grant could be part of it.
00:33:20 But a State Department, at one point, the State Department told Congress that it intended to
00:33:25 provide up to 15 million for detention related support so that's that's pretty decent for 300
00:33:31 people and honestly like oh gosh the amount that we spend per prisoner in the united states
00:33:36 is insane per year so like el salvadorian prisons would be far more cost effective
00:33:43 and el salvador's economy would benefit from them and as we saw from nick shirley's clip
00:33:48 once you rehabilitate criminals to the to the extent where you can put them in a lower security
00:33:53 self-sufficient prison you not only could have a prison that is self-sufficient where it's not
00:33:57 actually costing you because the workers are producing stuff it could even become a moneymaker
00:34:02 so you then have this like weird dystopian future economy where you like get all these prisoners
00:34:08 exported to you by other countries that just can't deal with them anymore and then you make money
00:34:13 from them while those countries pay you to hold on to them um so i find this all very interesting
00:34:20 because you know how much I'm into penal colonies as like a concept because I just want what I feel
00:34:26 like it's so clear in the in the information about crime the most important thing is especially for
00:34:31 repeat offenders they just need to not be there I don't want them to be hurt I don't want them to
00:34:36 suffer they just need to not be here it's not here that's that's the only thing that matters 0.86
00:34:40 but you have to understand here like what El Salvador is putting together is what I think is
00:34:45 a super compelling case that they could they could both export their crackdown troops basically to
00:34:54 like keep an out of control cities in control I mean look at what's happening to Paris right now
00:34:58 like students are going crazy like what if suddenly there was this model where El Salvador
00:35:03 steps in is like hey France looks like you're having a spot of trouble want us to help out
00:35:08 and France is like oh yes I do not want to deal with this you know like they just like bring them
00:35:12 in and i yeah i don't know i could see it really it could it could really do well especially in
00:35:19 places like the eu where their own police forces through various pieces of legislation and
00:35:26 bureaucratic morass have been neutered to the point of being completely ineffective you know
00:35:30 going back to that famous viral clip of like a police woman in the uk and of course they only
00:35:35 have sticks to defend themselves saying to someone who's saying he but he's committing a crime well
00:35:40 what do you want me to do about it and so it's going to get to this point where these these
00:35:44 these countries with completely feckless law enforcement are going to at some point need to
00:35:50 hire the real law enforcement of el salvador yes and like the workaround is oh well it's an
00:35:55 emergency and these aren't they're not french people they're not german people they're not
00:36:00 british people these are el salvadorians so like they're not they're not subject to our rules you
00:36:04 know and they're minorities they're hispanic right you can't be mad that they're they're
00:36:09 beating white people because we all love that right that's what we're into and i think the real 0.85
00:36:13 takeaway from this is like all of these corrupt and crime riddled countries around the world 0.99
00:36:20 all any of you can just convert to protestantism and be fixed in a few decades
00:36:26 i'm joking i'm joking i actually think that the way that he's handling it has much more to do with
00:36:32 it than the the changing religious composition of the country well but i also love that he's the
00:36:37 exaggerated black and white version of oh my gosh what if we just enforced our crimes like or sorry
00:36:42 enforced our laws what if we just actually put people in jail when they committed crimes oh can
00:36:48 you believe this man and his his incarceration it's horrible but like uh i mean at the same time
00:36:56 you know people like wow this this is extra judicial they're not going to do process
00:37:00 and then you look at their high security prison and like the amount of like gang tattoos on the
00:37:06 people in these prisons you're like no you're saying they're not in a gang the guy with
00:37:13 the extensive gang so he just thought he just thought that the gang tattoos looked really cool
00:37:20 in a country that is also how you get murdered getting gang tattoos and i know like i keep
00:37:25 getting those recreationally because they think it looks cool because other people are doing it
00:37:29 No, they're doing it because, yeah, anyway, I think this is interesting.
00:37:34 And this is me saying, OK, my my call is this is not about rescuing four men.
00:37:40 This is about proving a business model that is going to become prominent as both demographic collapse and a loss, a loss of law and order takes over wealthy countries that no longer can deal with it. 0.60
00:37:54 And I'm very excited to see what El Salvador does.
00:37:56 So we'll see how this does in how this has this podcast ages.
00:37:59 maybe i'm too super off it could be that el salvador just isn't able to execute you know
00:38:03 it's a great idea maybe it doesn't work but anyway this is what i'm interested in so we shall see and
00:38:09 thanks for having me look into this i love you so much simone you are an amazing woman and thank you
00:38:14 for your time today thank you for your attention to this matter while you're dicking around with
00:38:19 that i can drop in the indie cat song so our fans can watch that in the background this we made for
00:38:23 little daughter literally no prompt no editing for me nothing just just direct with the archiving
00:38:30 sun comes up the window's bright somebody slept curled up all night two soft ears go twitch twitch
00:38:40 twitch stretch your paws and scratch that itch indy cat indy cat new new fluffy tail and a bow of
00:38:50 blue. Indie Cat, Indie Cat, come and play. We want you with us every day. Five little kittens in the sun. Indie Cat counts them one by one. Nose to nose and toes to toes. Where they go, our Indie goes. Indie Cat, Indie Cat, mew, mew, mew.
00:39:13 Fluffy tail and a bow of blue
00:39:16 Indie cat, Indie cat, come and play
00:39:19 We want you with us every day
00:39:23 Butterfly, butterfly, up in the air
00:39:26 Run through the flower, she's almost there
00:39:29 Jumped like a cat on tippy toes 1.00
00:39:32 It landed right on Indie's nose
00:39:35 Octavian's hen says cluck, cluck, cluck
00:39:39 Torsten's turtle wishes her luck
00:39:42 Titan the shark swims by
00:39:44 See, Titan's not smiling
00:39:45 With me
00:39:46 IndyCat, IndyCat
00:39:48 Like her dead Titan dancing 0.90
00:39:49 Fluffy tail 0.79
00:39:51 With a bell of blue
00:39:52 IndyCat, IndyCat
00:39:54 Looks about right
00:39:55 We want you with us every day
00:39:59 Sun goes down
00:40:01 The stars come out
00:40:02 Kittens in a basket
00:40:04 All about
00:40:05 Curl up warm
00:40:07 The day is through
00:40:09 Good night
00:40:09 IndyCat
00:40:11 oh my goodness okay so so um i made one for octavian that i haven't watched yet
00:40:18 uh so i haven't i haven't reviewed the lyrics i haven't watched it but i wanted to make him
00:40:23 i wanted it to be more something he'd like and he really likes war and military
00:40:26 needs to be extremely if there are lots of people dying in it oh no of course i wouldn't
00:40:33 of course
00:40:37 Okay, well he's telling someone sorry, stop it. Okay, are you cut out the wall in the zero G?
00:40:45 Through the air with the one two through
00:40:49 Rivals come running a dozen or more
00:40:53 By one they are flat on the floor
00:40:56 i don't want a world where the sky burns red okay he'll like that i think he will yes
00:41:05 so for people who want to know how we achieve this if you use the reality fabricator api or
00:41:12 just i mean you can google that or just type in rfab.ai backslash api and then copy and paste
00:41:18 that into your coding agent and then in your coding agent on your computer have a folder with
00:41:22 some pictures of people in your family, drag and drop it in and say, hey, can you create character
00:41:28 sheets for my family and make this just like an ongoing project? And then it creates a folder for
00:41:33 that. And then I just say it was like a single line later because I've given it personalities
00:41:38 for my kids, interests for my kids that it remembers. I'm then just like, hey, make a
00:41:42 video for Octavia, make music video. And that's all I do. It's gotten so much deeper than that,
00:41:45 Malcolm. It also has our kids' health dossiers and their school performance and what they watch
00:41:50 and what they're interested in like i know my dashboard like here's what they're doing in
00:41:56 school like here's how many hours they spend on lessons um here's what they're focusing on on
00:42:00 also like make sure you book a 30-month well visit for this one and this one needs you know
00:42:05 check their weight again like it this is all from mudpuppy.ai by the way not our fact no the health
00:42:11 dossiers is something i built in separately but by the way for how not safe for work reality
00:42:16 fabricator is getting now my newest project is to make a video hentai generator that can do it
00:42:22 high quality and how's it going very well i mean so what i spent today doing and it's one of the
00:42:28 reasons why costs are so high for us right now is i'm going through every fetish scene i can think
00:42:34 of um so right now we're doing smaller size goblin to human then we're doing extreme size
00:42:41 difference fairy goodness gracious then we do uh obvi position stuff then i looked at tentacle
00:42:47 stuff then i looked at furry stuff then i looked at vor stuff then i looked at vampire bites i did
00:42:57 hypnosis um i did mind control i now have a test running on shot with a gun stabbed with a knife
00:43:04 or choked lord um we did one on gender transformation are you using is the comic
00:43:09 system feeding into it so is the comic system basically storyboarding and then yeah so the
00:43:13 comic system is basically storyboarding and then building it so i'm using a lot of my using existing
00:43:18 yeah oh you're building on all this which i've been you've already developed yeah and and the
00:43:22 reason why i'm generating all of this is because who would have thought this would be one of my
00:43:26 work days is having to go through with all the major models generating these various topics to
00:43:32 see who does it best to see who does it best and then ordering them and also are you making are
00:43:38 you making reference pages on our fab for this too just to show people the your ai and the ai that
00:43:44 uses the hentai system to make it um it will have access to all of this okay uh but um it it basically
00:43:54 it can see all of the advice but i didn't see a reason for human to see all the advice because i
00:43:59 thought well i thought the comparison when you made the pages that showed like vampire bite
00:44:04 whatever like those comparisons were very interesting like to see how models responded
00:44:08 differently yeah um oh i found i found major solutions for a lot of that in the comic system
00:44:13 where it couldn't do a higher concept kinks before yeah and now it can and what i did is it
00:44:20 auto detects the type of kink and then uses a laura or a model trained only on that kink so it
00:44:28 switches out the models in the not safe for work scenes for models that are specialized around a
00:44:33 kink it's also better at writing in a way that doesn't look so ai-ish now which was a major
00:44:38 problem with the old system okay okay um so i'm trying to get that better and get the uh you know
00:44:44 the video system better and then i can also with the video system just do full-on videos it's
00:44:49 basically an adaptation of the music video system i'd already built out for safer work stuff but
00:44:53 the thing is that you've got to work with less advanced models so you've got to really work
00:44:57 around their limitations um and so like what the computer has been doing today is running tests of
00:45:02 different ways of prompting to get specific scenes and get them well um so for like on some
00:45:08 you need to it needs to use a uh reference image first and on some it actually works better if you
00:45:13 go text first this is gonna be pretty good i mean hopefully this will be a big money maker
00:45:20 so that we can actually give people better homeschool solutions i would love to build the
00:45:25 first big educational platform funded almost exclusively by porn how amazing would that be
00:45:33 i know honestly i i would feel very sad because you're doing two things at once you are taking
00:45:39 money that used to go into the only fans industry and used to go into the porn industry which is just
00:45:44 destroys women's lives well you're channeling people's reproductive urges into raising the 0.77
00:45:49 next generation well that's actually a good point yeah we could eventually build a system 0.69
00:45:54 redirecting it that you that redirects the reproductive urges around to uh artificial
00:46:01 womb construction and the mass production of infants and the raising of those infants with
00:46:07 ai systems so we have a generation by by fapping you are actually raising the next generation oh
00:46:14 we need to talk to the film crew about this oh good lord directly redirecting reproductive urges
00:46:20 into reproductive technology 1.00
00:46:22 and at the same time starving out a predatory industry. 0.94
00:46:27 Saving the world one gooner feature at a time.
00:46:33 And a day's work, Malcolm. 0.70
00:46:35 I see you're just helping us out here.
00:46:37 Thank you.
00:46:39 Shall we get into it?
00:46:40 Yes.
00:46:41 Oh boy.
00:46:42 Okay, okay.
00:46:43 This is going to be fun.
00:46:45 All right, hold on.
00:46:46 I'm trying to cue everything up
00:46:47 because I do have clips for this.
00:46:49 i'm trying to save you time editing because i know how much time you put into all of this and
00:46:52 it's it's obviously a lot uh okay i'm not gonna be able to cut yeah yeah i know that's gonna be
00:46:59 in my head forever all right you ready it's the word it's such an earworm i know she likes to
00:47:05 pretend to be a cat that's yeah she goes yeah she sounds like a little cat she goes can i can i be
00:47:12 I don't think she is a new cat this whole thing is about you girl anyway um okay you ready yeah okay
00:47:21 did you say daddy's evil
00:47:25 oh you're acting like I'm evil in the game 0.95
00:47:36 Do you want an evil daddy 0.75
00:47:41 to attack?
00:47:50 Oh, the game's over?
00:48:06 oh no who made this mess come on okay where's Octavian oh he's hiding up there
00:48:20 okay okay are you playing with something you're not supposed to is that true
00:48:34 What are you playing with, then?
00:48:44 Torsten, do not hit people...
00:48:46 Don't record it.
00:48:47 Don't hit people with hard things, Torsten.
00:48:52 And the game has to be on, not over.
00:49:00 Oh, shh.
00:49:04 Oh, no, Indy caught me.
00:49:09 Dad, it's not over.
00:49:11 It's over.
00:49:13 No, it's not.
00:49:15 It's over.
00:49:16 It's over.
00:49:18 Stop it, Torsten.
00:49:21 Don't hit her.
00:49:24 Torsten, only hit her when you're fighting,
00:49:27 not when you have a disagreement, okay?
00:49:28 Daddy, Torsten's making the game's over.
00:49:32 No.
00:49:32 Why do you want the game to be over, Titan?