Based Camp - The Girl Gooner Apocalypse (Is A Good Thing？)

00:00:00.000 your face what what so you can see we've reached mainstream no you you you haven't read these

00:00:10.460 books you don't understand what women are reading about those books in these books would you like

00:00:16.400 to know more hello simone i'm excited to be here with you today we have touched on the topic of

00:00:21.500 the rise of the female gooning wave but i wanted to go deeper into both the research around it

00:00:28.400 and how that wave is changing because it's having a much bigger impact on society than people think

00:00:35.460 excuse me are people researching female gooners oh yes we have many reasons simone would you say

00:00:42.740 female gooners as if they're the rare thing the vast no i know look trust me i know yes oh yeah

00:00:50.960 i know you know because i know what you listen to at night simone stop i'm listening to the

00:00:55.480 test him oh never mind yeah that's pretty messed up so i actually want to ask it for later which

00:01:01.660 industry makes more this or male oh no we did this before the the romance novel industry makes

00:01:10.020 a ton more money are you kidding me well we'll see it's not even funny yeah a third a third of

00:01:18.200 all fiction books is that people are reading right now are female gooning books no one reads anymore

00:01:23.140 except for certain reasons this has gone up from 23 percent just a decade ago the romance sales 0.95

00:01:33.800 industry year over year grew 24 percent this year in the in the first half of the year circa book

00:01:41.040 scan and 26 percent of survey readers reported buying more than one romance book in the prior

00:01:50.760 year now for i want to get to this immediately because a lot of people in our channel are going

00:01:56.080 to jump and be like oh this is terrible oh these women they're partners how terrible is this so

00:02:01.280 coles and sharp in 1984 did a study and what they found was that readers had sex twice as often per

00:02:10.420 week as non-readers yeah that makes sense because they're kind of just getting themselves in that

00:02:14.900 frame of mind women have to be like reminded that they're sexually interested i think more

00:02:20.460 than men do men it's like it's there for the most part women need to be reminded they can be sexual

00:02:25.500 i think that's absolutely a good point i want to i want to expand on this point after i go into it

00:02:29.920 the the um among housewives specifically readers were significantly more sexually satisfied than

00:02:37.620 non-readers well you know we we when you originally wrote the pragmatist guide to sexuality you looked

00:02:42.580 at you didn't do romance novel readers you just pulled people about their erotic material

00:02:48.720 consumption but then you found that people who consumed erotic material who were female like so

00:02:53.660 women who consumed erotic material it had much more satisfying and active sex lives like if you 0.70

00:02:59.480 are a boyfriend a husband anyone who has intimate access to a woman and you want her to be a little 1.00

00:03:04.740 bit more forward in her advances you should get buy buy her the best selling romance novels the 1.00

00:03:14.560 most perverted stuff so she's got perversions on her mind all the time you need yes she needs to 1.00

00:03:20.260 have a dirty mind if her mind isn't dirty it's your fault okay this is and women experiment with 1.00

00:03:26.360 these things with their partners so they the ones who do this do significantly more fantasy play 0.99

00:03:30.980 but the reason i wanted to put that out there to start with is it's the same as the pornography 0.63

00:03:37.160 thing right like guys who consume porn have more and better sex than guys who don't consume porn

00:03:43.060 this has been shown in like multiple studies right you know it's it look people who watch

00:03:48.320 cooking shows probably have better cooking techniques and cook more than people who don't

00:03:52.860 watch cooking shows yeah it's and it's not no i i do want to make an aside here before i go further

00:03:58.700 there is clearly a type of woman and a type of man who cannot engage healthily with this type 0.87

00:04:05.240 of content yeah no yeah there's also people who can't engage healthily with food or exercise you 0.99

00:04:10.080 know that gets one shot and goes full goon cave and never leaves her room after that right there 1.00

00:04:16.740 is a type but did you want her as a girlfriend in the first place right if she's that kind of 1.00

00:04:20.400 person i well you know she might get obsessed with you if that was her only alternative i don't think 1.00

00:04:26.300 that's gonna happen though no these types of women are typically in my experience pretty histionic 1.00

00:04:31.460 and an issue to date an issue to date you don't you don't want a super horny girlfriend or wife 1.00

00:04:39.080 i i have done that before it is very exhausting because you've got to remember sorry you had a

00:04:44.500 friend a fred flintstone moment with that didn't you what do you mean banging on your door wilma

00:04:50.520 yeah oh sorry i always say that with a german accent because i was once locked out of a french

00:04:55.000 hotel and there was a german outside and he was banging on the door screaming wilma but in a

00:04:59.700 german accent it's iconic and it was the best moment i ever had in paris german locked out of

00:05:05.900 a hotel sorry oh my god okay carry on but you had a girl literally trying to bang down your door

00:05:11.120 to get to that yes yes but guys forget when they're like no it would always be great to 0.99

00:05:16.920 have like a maximally horny girl it's like sex is majority of the work 99 of the physical effort 0.99

00:05:25.600 is the male if your partner wants to have sex way more than you want to have sex that's just 0.85

00:05:31.660 a ton of extra work for you and it gets extremely exhausting when i've been in in relationships like

00:05:38.620 that you hear them at the door and you're like no no not again i'm trying to do my homework i'm

00:05:47.180 trying to study oh the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised i have other things i

00:05:54.640 want to do right now no but the point here being is the these books do not appear to be making

00:06:02.740 relationships less strong on average at least right they appear to be making them much stronger

00:06:08.700 on average and i think simone like i think that they're way more important to a healthy relationship

00:06:14.100 than me being a fairly pro corn guy when i say it pro corn i mean only of non-humans i think the

00:06:20.820 corn industry is really bad i think only fans is really bad i think things have used using

00:06:24.820 living humans but if it's drawn or made with ai whatever right like that's not a real human that's

00:06:29.780 being drawn into an industry yeah um but even even having that position and you can go see our old

00:06:36.440 videos on this and how it relates to the bible and everything like that which we talk about a lot

00:06:40.240 there like just in case people are wondering if the bible didn't want you do you not think that

00:06:46.840 no jew had figured out drawing a naked woman on a sheet of paper yet do you think some of the early

00:06:54.340 graffiti that you can see around the world yeah do you think that they were just unaware of this

00:07:00.480 as a concept because it doesn't ban it anywhere and it talks about emissions in explicit detail

00:07:07.120 in the old testament it doesn't ban it anywhere right like if it if it if it wanted to ban it it

00:07:14.020 has a lot of words to do that right now you could say well don't look at other people's wives with

00:07:19.480 with lust right or don't covet what other people have which i would agree with 100 but the majority 0.66

00:07:26.100 of at the time of the bible would not be of other people's wives it was not people masturbating

00:07:31.520 looking at other human women it would have been pretty primitive drawing yeah or figurines or

00:07:36.800 stuff like that so that's what they would have banned they would have known the difference 0.97

00:07:39.940 between the two things which is why all of the prohibitions are against other human beings

00:07:44.400 which make a lot of sense and actually when simone was rereading the old testament and you reread

00:07:49.280 that line you were like this applies so much more to instagram and facebook than it does corn it

00:07:56.300 expands to a bunch of other things too you shall not covet your neighbor's house you shall not

00:07:59.860 covet your neighbor's wife or his manservant or his maidservant or his ox or his donkey yeah so

00:08:05.100 like get off instagram belongs to your neighbor don't watch mtv's cribs okay so you hear that

00:08:10.340 and you can be like this is a very strict prohibition on instagram and it's a very

00:08:15.220 strict prohibition on facebook being used in a specific way it's a strict prohibition on certain

00:08:19.740 types of youtube content architectural way way way more yeah than corn or erotic literature

00:08:26.280 yeah and note here the bible also doesn't ban erotic literature the bible contains erotic

00:08:33.440 literature yeah right like there are there are a number of sections in the bible that can best

00:08:38.720 be described as i actually think literally the most erotic literature ever written up to that

00:08:44.560 point in human history that's what really shocked me the first time i read it i was like is this

00:08:48.580 appropriate for high school the bible was a pioneer in erotic literature really was look

00:08:55.360 there's a reason it caught on centuries ahead of time yeah i take the anti-corn biblical arguments

00:09:01.740 in the same sort of category as the people who are like the bible is against drinking don't you

00:09:08.020 know alcohol is so sinful and i'm like well i mean i'm pretty sure jesus turned water into wine like

00:09:17.720 that's like a big he didn't have he didn't have he's like water bro i got something strictly

00:09:24.840 better than water for all y'all it's one of those strictly anti-biblical arguments where somebody

00:09:33.400 clearly is just not interested in what the bible says or is about and is interested in imposing

00:09:40.160 their own morality on you separate which to me is like a really big sign that this is a person who

00:09:48.840 has no interest in what's true like we get a lot of people who will comment in our videos being like

00:09:53.900 well christians believe x and i'm like well x isn't in the bible so what are you saying like

00:10:01.660 we released the video recently and people are like well christians believe every life has value

00:10:06.520 and i'm like well that's not what's in the bible okay so you're just defining whatever you believe

00:10:15.700 is what christians believe and then saying that we're not that without referencing anything a

00:10:22.860 note here if you want to go new testament people are like what about the line where jesus says

00:10:26.640 don't look at women with lust it's like but one he doesn't actually say that it's desire it's the

00:10:31.400 same word that jesus looks at like the passover sacrament was in different parts of the the text

00:10:38.120 so yeah that's that's not what that says and it falls to the same thing we've been talking about

00:10:44.760 here more broadly i get really disgusted because the people who push this stuff the hardest are

00:10:50.540 generally the ones who like live bad lives if i'm going to be honest they're like malcolm you

00:10:56.340 need to live this way because this is the way society can be good and i'm like how many kids

00:11:01.080 do you have do you have a satisfying relationship look i'm here with five going on six kids

00:11:07.740 in a satisfied long-term marriage and i'm saying this stuff works and the people who say it doesn't

00:11:14.280 work typically they don't have that and i think that that's something that you should take into

00:11:18.300 account when you say is it okay if your wife reads the horny books but there's also a practical

00:11:26.060 reason i take this stance if you're new to knowing that i have this stance is because i think

00:11:29.420 when you prohibit stuff like this you make it way easier for your kids to get peeled out of

00:11:33.460 your religion because it's the easiest way for an outsider to be like oh look you have all these

00:11:37.800 desires you have all these why don't you come to us you must be a deviant like us but even as much

00:11:42.820 as i'm pro male erotic material when it doesn't use humans or erotic literature or whatever i

00:11:48.160 am way more pro female like the female gunner boom is a really good gunner boom because as 0.99

00:11:55.560 simone said there's something called reactive sexuality all right and most females are reactively 0.72

00:12:02.100 sexual that is their type of sexuality that they experience now a male doesn't generally doesn't

00:12:08.600 understand reactive sexuality because males on average don't experience reactive sexuality

00:12:12.960 when a male, you know, see someone who he thinks is hot, right. Or sees something that he thinks

00:12:19.340 is hot, or even is just sitting there thinking, he's like, you know what? I want to look at

00:12:24.020 something hot right now. I'm going to go look at that. Right. Women, a lot of women, this just

00:12:28.860 doesn't happen to them. Instead they become aroused when they are put in an actively arousing 1.00

00:12:35.900 situation right so if i was to you know corner and kiss my wife and push her up against the wall 1.00

00:12:43.600 that would cause the arousal cycle in her to start but she wouldn't feel that she wanted that

00:12:49.640 without being slowly primed into it physically and psychologically and a lot of guys are unaware

00:12:56.720 of this and i think this is how a lot of dead bedrooms end up happening function is that a guy

00:13:01.600 forgets that he's supposed to be proactive or norms in the relationship are established where

00:13:08.000 the guy isn't proactive and the female has a reactive sexuality that said you can trick this

00:13:14.100 system yeah if you have a partner with a reactive sexuality who will never make the first move give 1.00

00:13:19.480 her a bunch of romance novels and that might change right because then she's sitting around

00:13:24.900 thinking about this sexy vampire boy it's exogenous priming you don't have to do it yourself

00:13:30.320 you know the other thing that's fairly good about this content is that women who read it

00:13:37.100 read it very frequently and you might be like wait why is that a good thing well what it means

00:13:43.560 is if they're reading it frequently there are not as much so just to go over the statistics here

00:13:49.620 10 of women read it daily but 25 read it several times a week 8 read it once of a week 18 two to

00:13:57.340 three times a month 17 once a month and 23 less than once a month so it's only under a quarter of

00:14:04.540 women are who who read this stuff and a lot of women read this stuff are reading it less than

00:14:09.960 once a month that's kind of insane but what that means you read listen to more than one a month

00:14:15.140 no no no i'm i'm surprised by just how many do though because i also thought no one read

00:14:20.400 well you would count as reading you listen to them no i know no but but what i'm saying is it's

00:14:26.340 in a world where basically no one reads books the fact that this many women are reading romance

00:14:32.500 novels is humbling and in a study that got lay did in 2026 85 got laid it's just no it's the 0.90

00:14:43.560 name except somebody got a light day or something it's some spanish okay all right never mind okay

00:14:48.380 85 percent read smut regularly 31 percent spend over 10 hours per week reading explicit romance

00:14:55.060 31 of women spending over 10 hours a week 36 have been reading explicit romance for over a decade

00:15:02.180 and 99 had read smut at least once 99 of women this is one of those things like when they did

00:15:09.100 the survey on men where they were trying to find out how men who had never consumed porn performed

00:15:14.880 on a particular task and they ended up having to abandon the survey because they couldn't find

00:15:19.080 any men who fell into that category or enough men who fell into that category to do the study

00:15:23.320 with women it's the same it's 99 guys 99 also women if you're into this get on rfab we have

00:15:30.660 some really good engines for this stuff don't just have it be the boys over there okay rfab.ai

00:15:36.180 the best gooning engine on the internet but i want to i want to go into this a bit more and

00:15:41.280 talk about how it could change society and how it's becoming more popular right now you have 51

00:15:47.300 million romance books are sold in the united states every year oxham storm which we'll get

00:15:52.380 to because i also want to go over the plots of the the big ones right now they sold well over

00:15:56.400 half a million in its opening week in 2025 the zodiac academy sold 2.8 million copies um and

00:16:04.340 50 shades of gray sold gross the the film trilogy grossed 1.7 trillion oh sorry billion at the box 0.99

00:16:11.040 office oh like a lifetime ago i don't know yeah but zodiac academy oh my god women are super into

00:16:17.320 zodiac stuff so that's smart that's smart okay yeah so do you want to go over some of the plots 1.00

00:16:24.280 to this or talk more yes obviously what is zodiac are people oh my god are they put into like houses

00:16:30.400 of associated with their their their zodiac sign wait no it's like hunger games and they have to

00:16:38.740 fight each other but it's sexy it's no just tell me just tell me well we'll get to that one next

00:16:44.660 it wasn't in my initial i did the top five this year okay apparently that didn't make it into the

00:16:49.860 top five this year somehow all right one the empyrean series okay this is like fourth wing

00:16:57.140 iron flame and onyx storm that we were talking about earlier in terms of like the broad plot of

00:17:03.940 it a fragile young woman is forced into a brutal dungeon rider war college deadly training political

00:17:11.540 betrayal war against dark magic users intensely bonded romance with a powerful secretive morally

00:17:18.680 gray writer so let's talk about the the themes in this book the hero zayden zayden is his actual

00:17:26.360 name spelled with an x god no no no sorry the reason i was going to say it's good that women

00:17:32.260 consume a lot of these is when women consume a lot the biggest risk from these is that they begin

00:17:37.300 to form a romantic or emotional attachment to one of the male leads to the opposition of your

00:17:43.060 relationship if they are going through them so quickly that they can't form a romantic attachment

00:17:49.560 to one of the leads or they have sort of a diluted attachment to so many leads that then you don't

00:17:56.020 have as much of a problem with that well the way it is in some series they'll like switch the main

00:18:00.660 love interest from one book to the next oh you were talking about that yeah one thing else was

00:18:06.300 found when i was looking at book reviews of these for a different episode we did i can't remember 0.89

00:18:10.080 which is that when we wrote book reviews they would just literally put in basically the female

00:18:15.840 fetishes that were associated with the book like age gap lovers enemies to lovers etc like that

00:18:25.760 all the dynamics there were specific turn-ons which is notable i mean there's no lying i think

00:18:33.840 in the community about what this is that we all know what this is about no one's being like i'm

00:18:39.980 reading literature they are very open about it which is great yeah also i should note if it

00:18:46.620 wasn't clear i still think engaging with this material is sinful i just don't think it's

00:18:50.580 particularly more sinful than any other form of entertainment you can engage as it's that's purely

00:18:55.480 like we're saying if you want to waste your time with non-procreative sex which we also say 1.00

00:19:02.180 is sinful having your girlfriend or wife consume this is not a bad thing based on your stupid 1.00

00:19:08.700 hedonic interests yeah it's not it's not particularly worse than watching a football 0.99

00:19:13.700 game right like which is incredibly selfish and bad and can lead to betting behavior and has all

00:19:18.540 sorts of like like football is probably worse because you have to do it at specific times

00:19:22.840 and it has the risk of getting you addicted to gambling but anyway and gambling is i think one

00:19:29.540 of the most sinful things you can do simply because of how much it can destroy your life

00:19:35.100 how quickly it can destroy your life like drugs take weeks to destroy your life we talked about

00:19:41.100 this in another one like even if you take heroin you still have a you know maybe whatever but with

00:19:47.440 gambling you can like leverage everything you might ever own and everything that any one of

00:19:52.740 your family members will ever own in one minute you you can put yourself in generational debt

00:20:01.340 in a minute don't do it no and historically and maybe in the future that means selling off your

00:20:07.440 kids and stuff like that you know be based on this you're making it even worse but okay yeah

00:20:12.460 or yourself you know a lot of people ended up in slavery from that in like rome and stuff oh yeah

00:20:16.920 so the the male hero zayden is significantly older and more powerful and physically dominant

00:20:22.940 the heroine starts is physically weaker and lower status smex is frequent graphic and often rough

00:20:30.500 scenes regularly feature him pinning her holding her down controlling the pace and using explicit

00:20:38.040 language about owning her body now note here i i want to be this is what women get really excited

00:20:44.840 about yeah totally be aware of this right like in the right context now note here other yeah the

00:20:52.560 right context you're hot and rich and powerful the right context you want a woman in your life

00:20:59.540 and i've said this before and i'm gonna say it again luring a woman into your life as a long-term 0.98

00:21:05.340 partner by being maximally sexy is a very bad idea the reason why it's a bad idea is the type

00:21:13.020 of woman who married someone because she found them sexy is typically not who you want to be

00:21:18.680 marrying the woman who goes home was the guy from a bar because she found him sexy above all the

00:21:23.200 other reasons she might be interested or want from her life typically not the the bait you want

00:21:28.280 yeah is this the kind of diligence you want when you you want your female partner to like 1.00

00:21:32.560 do other things help you with other things is about getting good at being sexy and sexual

00:21:38.880 knowledge and stuff like that is important for pleasing a partner that you have secured

00:21:43.560 through other means, right? That is where the pleasing the partner part comes in. It's securing

00:21:50.120 the partner through getting them interested in spending a lifetime with you and not having sex

00:21:55.860 with you. And note here, when I talk about spending a lifetime with you, this is really

00:22:01.140 critically important. I've mentioned this before, I'll mention it again. Women primarily, what they

00:22:07.720 look for in a long-term partner is like a journey that they can join or a struggle that they can

00:22:13.460 join they want to join the hero's party and what i want to be clear here because i think a lot of

00:22:19.240 people hear this and they're like yeah but how do i be the hero in this world that we live in without

00:22:25.180 wars or battles or quests or adventures or anything like that you know not everyone can go out and do

00:22:29.920 what you're doing malcolm or whatever right it might be clear to somebody how i serve that

00:22:34.140 function for girls i think a very good anime for understanding this because i was reflecting on it

00:22:38.780 yeah recently is spice and wolf you you remember spice and wolf right yeah where the male protagonist

00:22:45.840 is a merchant a town-to-town merchant and the female protagonist and it's a romance to the side

00:22:53.700 is a a god a literal god and yet at no point in watching spice and wolf are you at all confused

00:23:02.000 why these two would be in a relationship with each other or why the literal god

00:23:06.620 falls in love with and wants to spend her life with the male merchant and it's because he's not

00:23:12.840 just a merchant as like a day job or something like that he he makes it his quest yeah this is

00:23:21.180 an anime about economics yeah the anime is predominantly about economics it's an anime

00:23:26.300 that i can universally recommend it does have nudity scenes in it i guess so it might be a

00:23:32.020 problem for some people's kids nudity of a furry because the female is a a fox deity or no a wolf

00:23:38.580 deity nudity of a furry but who cares about that anymore right you know kids don't seem to care a

00:23:48.100 lot about nudity but it's it's it's it's about economic sort of like mysteries and challenges

00:23:54.620 and battles is sort of the thesis of it yeah and watch the first one not the remake i didn't know

00:24:00.900 there was a remake i still haven't seen the remake so i don't know if it's good or not but i know the

00:24:04.160 first one is spectacular so yeah yeah the reason i i use this as an avatar for this is being a guy

00:24:10.920 and having an adventure that a woman wants to join does not mean that the adventure has to be

00:24:15.820 the grandest thing in the world you can make anything the grandest of adventures in regards

00:24:21.660 to how you relate to it right and this anime shows that very very well yeah to the extent where i

00:24:28.180 think even me just me talking about it people have watched it they're like oh yeah i did never

00:24:31.840 question why a literal god wanted to date and spend her life with a he's not depicted as a

00:24:39.580 particularly rich merchant he's not depicted as a particularly powerful merchant if anything

00:24:44.780 sort of the opposite but you never question it you're like oh yeah of course that would be really

00:24:48.940 sexy okay next one here but but you want to maximally please the owning the person's body

00:24:54.860 that's good pillow talk okay now you want to talk this through with your partner and stuff like that

00:24:59.320 as well but you know knowing knowing their stuff and being able to be like hey is this sort of

00:25:03.600 stuff your stuff is this sort of stuff your stuff or even just looking at what they're reading right 0.90

00:25:07.320 yeah we're having to look i think women love talking about them and you can kind of they will

00:25:14.760 tell you what they're into in the commentary or editorializing they do on the book they're

00:25:23.520 reading just ask yes about the book you don't have to ask them what they're into just be like

00:25:27.880 oh what are you reading tell me about it i i heard it was a good book and then they'll go off

00:25:32.500 yeah this is like and guys it is like we this is like a blessing that's given to guys that they

00:25:39.580 do not exploit for real guys don't walk around carrying their you know turn-ons in a little

00:25:46.920 package under their their their hands and also i'll note here if you because there's been a big

00:25:52.960 change in the way these books are marketed a lot of guys might be like but my wife doesn't read

00:25:57.240 stuff like that you know she just likes fantasy books my mother in christ fantasy books yes

00:26:03.400 she just likes romance so what's important to note is the fabio buff guy on the cover

00:26:11.980 books of our childhoods that sort of are the cartoon version in our heads of what romance

00:26:18.340 books look like is not what any of these bestsellers look like they're typically like

00:26:23.940 abstract sort of like yeah high like maybe a skull or like it was like a rose growing in it

00:26:32.620 or Simone's favorite that she walked by was just a money clip that was perfect that that is the

00:26:38.420 best book I've ever seen yeah or like you know geometric shapes and sort of an artistic pattern

00:26:44.180 that looks sort of the money clip is the same it's that it's the that anime face that is the

00:26:49.220 money clip but for a woman it's the it's the army face or whatever yeah yeah gotta gotta put one

00:26:56.500 here for reference of a puritan woman doing it i love that i do that with the show at the anime

00:27:02.980 you are whatever what are we going to do with you

00:27:06.600 so many scenes happen when they are injured exhausted or in high danger situations

00:27:14.080 so the arousal is mixed with adrenaline and emotional intensity that sounds you know like

00:27:19.460 probably not the best use of your time in those sorts of situations yeah if you're trying to

00:27:23.520 survive also like women aren't so turned on when they're tired i can say that much the relationship

00:27:30.140 has a clear dominant submissive sexual texture even when the characters are emotionally equal

00:27:34.980 partners he leads she yields and enjoys yielding we talked a bit about this one a court of thorns

00:27:42.340 and roses yeah we talked about that already yeah yeah but just to go over what happens in it well

00:27:47.960 not a lot of sex i can tell you that much multiple powerful fey males are physically

00:27:54.980 and magically far stronger than the heroine smex scenes are long detailed and often aggressive

00:28:00.380 my memory okay aggressive no it's just unless i'm misremembering the book series it's just

00:28:08.300 dudes going down on her which is super not my thing common elements the males losing control

00:28:16.260 pitting the female against the walls or surfaces hair pulling biting and very explicit depictions

00:28:22.680 of organs oh yeah this was different yeah right this was the other one sorry i'm thinking of a 0.54

00:28:29.620 different they're all like the titles are all the freaking same you get very annoyed with organ

00:28:34.280 descriptions i well especially if it's female body parts that's not my that's not my game like

00:28:41.400 ladies stop we're not i think a lot of women feel this way we were talking on the leaflet stream and 1.00

00:28:48.020 she says she's the exact same way like she like the female body shape she's like yeah fine it 1.00

00:28:52.600 looks good yeah no the shape is great leave the look we don't need alien style slime slime puppets

00:29:01.000 okay we don't it's not not my thing anyway moving on strong mate faded ownership theme

00:29:10.260 Saban snaps the smex becomes even more possessive and frequent the male often talks about needing

00:29:17.060 to be inside of her claiming her and filling her now this is important to note because if you're

00:29:22.320 a guy and you're thinking you're in a marriage you're like what what do women like knowing that

00:29:27.040 this stuff because a lot of people in our wider community they get what's the word I'm looking 1.00

00:29:32.880 for here pilled by what's her name we've talked with her a few times the British lady 0.96

00:29:40.260 and doesn't like sex but like all of the british doesn't like porn it doesn't like 1.00

00:29:44.480 porn no no no no she she thinks that like the only reason why like slapping and choking or

00:29:50.980 whatever are like in the in the public or because of men okay well maybe she hasn't explored her

00:29:55.540 sexuality or maybe she's one of the very few women out there who isn't primarily oriented 0.99

00:30:00.840 around power dynamics but uh i had her name in my head first louise perry there we go louise perry 1.00

00:30:07.560 yes it came in it came in all right and then there's the other one who's the other one who 1.00

00:30:11.340 who's often complaining about this stuff it's like every female white female from the uk is 0.99

00:30:15.680 convinced that women are not into this stuff look a little bit about repressed sexuality 1.00

00:30:22.180 but the problem is is that repressed sexuality leads to either wives who are dissatisfied

00:30:30.320 yeah or husbands who are dissatisfied and end up strapping boobs to themselves and getting caught 0.75

00:30:35.320 ordering that was america that was america okay yeah but it was clearly a couple that was unable 0.97

00:30:42.000 to talk about their sexual patterns because the wife thought he was gay yeah don't don't repress

00:30:47.260 your yeah because then it can also lead to yeah lead to acting out you don't want that no one 1.00

00:30:50.960 wants that you know how i knew that the female gunner movement has reached the strat the stratosphere

00:30:57.880 how the movie wicker we we've gone from very very popular books to now mainstream big movies with

00:31:07.940 like lead like famous leading actors so wicker the preview for this movie just came out stars

00:31:14.980 alexander skarsgard peter dinklage and olivia coleman i love olivia coleman i mean everyone

00:31:21.940 knows peter dinklage from elf from game of thrones for like everything he's in and women

00:31:27.700 really like alexander scars guard at least and here you have it okay good watch it

00:31:36.020 oh love seems more burden than a prize

00:31:44.660 i am here to marry you i heard that he's strong as a tree and just as hard

00:31:54.500 he's wicker 0.78

00:31:57.700 straighten me right out you are the reason i live and breathe it's not natural men are not 1.00

00:32:05.560 like that fuck off fuck off yeah fuck off we'll be fixing the bed this afternoon 1.00

00:32:11.320 it broke again your face what what so you can see we've reached mainstream 1.00

00:32:26.700 no you you haven't read these books you don't understand what women are reading about those

00:32:32.760 books in these books i don't know if this was a book but let me read you some of the top comments

00:32:38.440 we've got so it's erotic scarecrow story and someone else said my monster romance lover heart

00:32:45.300 is screaming with joy right now someone else said can someone make an alexander scars guard for me

00:32:51.520 someone says this looks so weird i'm so excited someone else said the fan fiction is about to be

00:32:57.040 lit someone else commented so many jealousy guys in here lmao and this is probably referring to

00:33:03.000 dudes comments like how down bad you gotta be to want to get cracked a literally talking basket i

00:33:10.220 think he meant to say cracked by someone said 50 shades of hay which good this will hold me over

00:33:17.700 until Bridgerton comes back that's a big Netflix thing that we all love if we're ladies but I also

00:33:23.760 think from this what's important to note is when I'm talking about these different books and these

00:33:28.320 different profiles I'm merely talking about one of the dominant profiles you can tell that with

00:33:34.580 this woman right what she was clearly into or like the arousal profile is not domination in this one

00:33:41.140 and this one it's being really obsessed with your partner and deeply wanting to please your 0.87

00:33:47.560 partner that is the arousal profile being checked here look with men and with women and this is kind

00:33:53.360 of like this sad boring thing about sex because i wish it were more interesting than this but when

00:33:57.840 you look at most erotic material online i'm not saying the niche stuff because that's more

00:34:03.240 interesting to look at see it might get a little bit more attention but when you look at and aila's

00:34:07.300 research backs this up completely what people love is a partner male or female who just needs you so

00:34:16.700 bad and like has

00:34:19.020 to have you. I also want to point out that

00:34:20.880 this guy is a slave. 0.99

00:34:22.920 Look. Okay. 0.99

00:34:25.180 You know. 1.00

00:34:26.780 The woman went and bought 1.00

00:34:29.020 a 1.00

00:34:30.140 sentient hominid to 1.00

00:34:32.860 be her smech slave. 1.00

00:34:35.060 He's a wicker. He's a 1.00

00:34:36.620 sentient basket. Okay. Also

00:34:38.800 Alexander Skarsgård.

00:34:40.960 That was all practical effects. He wore

00:34:43.060 a wicker costume for the

00:34:44.720 movie.

00:34:45.640 it looks really good man no it's really well done i'm so glad to see more practical effects coming

00:34:50.860 back like don't bring back the slimy puppets i'm so done with the 80s but i'm ready for like

00:34:55.660 slimy puppets in the 80s someone found out they can put slime on a puppet and they were like and

00:35:00.500 the film industry afterwards was just like we got it for the next decade and a half for sure like

00:35:07.160 you can see someone with their their power shoulders in the 80s boardroom being like two

00:35:11.240 words gentlemen slimy puppets that was it that was it next one here the hunting of Adeline

00:35:18.840 the core dynamic and extreme stalker obsession plus non-consensual to consensual progression

00:35:25.420 dark power exchange the hero is violent obsessive stalker who watches the heroine

00:35:31.120 breaks into her home and initiates well essay basically without clear consent

00:35:37.600 surprise unfun early scenes contain explicit non-consent forced elements she is restrained

00:35:44.560 overpowered and taken while protesting these scenes are written as highly arousing for the

00:35:50.680 hero and eventually for the heroine as well and obviously the reader because it's a bestseller

00:35:54.760 wow the dynamic shifts to an intense consensual rough stuff restraint degradation and possessiveness

00:36:03.960 remains extreme i don't like the messages this sends it's like look just stalk her surprise

00:36:10.300 sexer against her consent and then like she'll realize just how amazing you are heavy focus on

00:36:16.700 the psychological intensity of being hunted and claimed which a lot of women are into that

00:36:21.400 the dark mafia no mafia is big in all this stuff you can also see like mafia tropes show up a lot

00:36:29.300 in the female more female centric ai chat platforms too yeah you tried that was your

00:36:34.800 first not safe for work ai look i've done so i have done so many nsfw ai ai scenarios and

00:36:44.360 i think it goes to show how like both autistic and or asexual i am because i've never encountered

00:36:50.580 a sexual scenario once in any of these and i'm going straight to the nsfw ones and i keep going

00:36:55.240 like when's the sex gonna happen like i don't know man it doesn't happen i don't know what am

00:37:03.860 i doing wrong a lot of ownership like your mind that that sort of stuff yeah the heroin is forced

00:37:12.000 into marriage you know it again coercion with eventually becoming addictive of course right

00:37:20.560 arranged marriages typically last long you know yeah think the the what guys fundamentally miss

00:37:28.020 the biggest thing that guys miss a few things one is is getting sucked in by this louise perry 1.00

00:37:32.520 nonsense okay like learn what your woman is actually into oh yeah that porn is damaging 0.96

00:37:37.360 it's very annoying well or especially that like female gunner stuff is like why all of these 0.98

00:37:42.320 kinks exist when we see them all the way back to the 1800s yeah like like bdsm is literally 0.99

00:37:47.880 traditionally called the english vice also like men per my understanding just aren't that

00:37:54.620 most men are not that into it when when you again when you look at the most popular erotic content

00:37:59.320 that men have and also now i you know god and we might just do a whole episode on this because

00:38:04.540 it's been really interesting so for the last few weeks simone has been designing and running at

00:38:09.980 scale erotic ads for our website yeah and it's so disappointing which ads perform best and it's

00:38:15.580 doing that men being approached by very comfortable and very enthusiastic basically close friends

00:38:21.620 men don't want to like hunt someone that's work they don't want to like learn knots i don't want

00:38:28.180 to buy rope what are you talking about who's time for that they want to sit literally right now our

00:38:33.440 most popular ad by like millions it is insane how well this this and it's two versions of the same

00:38:39.060 ad i'm so disappointed is the horny roommate you know you're you're the dude sitting on the couch

00:38:44.660 watching a soccer game horny roommate comes in it's like roomie i'm horny she's wearing she's 0.94

00:38:49.020 not wearing lingerie of course she's not wearing that's for women women wear lingerie for themselves 1.00

00:38:53.020 no she's wearing a sweatshirt and panties and then she sits on your lap and she's like oh and 0.99

00:38:58.400 she takes off her shirt and of course she is i like it that you know the male mind a sweatshirt

00:39:02.700 panties being so much better than lingerie in the mail just want women comfortable they just want

00:39:07.640 women comfortable they just want women into them and comfortable i'm more turned on by women in 0.97

00:39:12.440 pajamas than lingerie i just want to know they feel comfortable and meanwhile women want a basket

00:39:19.300 yep but the thing is is sorry in a relationship what are the other reasons i'm pro a lot of this

00:39:32.580 content is is i think it's an enormous waste of time if you focus on both the male and the female

00:39:38.880 making sure they're filling all of their partner's needs within these categories but i think just

00:39:44.960 because you're not filling all of your partner's needs in these categories doesn't mean that they

00:39:48.540 should be going to something outside the relationship for them like that's that's what

00:39:51.200 a lot of other views like oh then you should go outside the relationship or your partner should

00:39:54.960 literally be your fleshlight like that's like the two options right and it's like how about neither

00:39:59.580 yeah for real like do you really need this

00:40:03.640 and a fun thing here is if you take our interpretation of the adam and eve story

00:40:13.160 where we point out that it is not a sin to be nude in front of your wife in the outdoors where only

00:40:20.560 god can see you like nowhere is that a sin anywhere is that a sin and and that you know

00:40:25.480 adam clothes himself because he thinks it's like oh you know that shows that like knowledge of good

00:40:30.280 and evil means knowledge of good and evil and opposition to god like him deciding eating the

00:40:34.200 apple was good even though god told him it wasn't good um his reaction to that is the second sin

00:40:40.800 so or not the second sin but but really tied to original sin so to make up sexual prohibitions

00:40:49.640 that have nothing no correlate in the bible and are strictly deleterious to people's lives

00:40:54.780 to do that is literally like to participate in original sin to participate in that thing that

00:41:00.760 adam did the moment sorry wait to wear clothes around your wife no the the the first thing that

00:41:11.040 adam did that sort of compounded the original sin was to attempt to close himself even though he was

00:41:16.360 only naked in front of his wife and god right yeah and so that's inventing a sexual prohibition

00:41:22.660 just because you personally feel uncomfortable about something oh that's sinful okay okay

00:41:27.340 thanks sorry which is interesting to me that these sorts of prohibitions are so tied up in

00:41:32.320 original sin inventing oh i love that oh man we need to we need to pull that on these people more

00:41:38.660 sorry i'm gonna have to file that away in my terrible memory obviously we invent prohibitions

00:41:43.620 where it ends up helping people but in this sort of a category you know most men are never going

00:41:48.180 to be billionaires so how is your wife going to get off to the billionaire most men are never going 0.98

00:41:52.500 be werewolves either or vampires damn damn oh no look though you can go a lot of dentists like 0.99

00:42:00.840 actual cosmetic dentists will put on vampire canines they're really nice it would be you know 0.99

00:42:06.120 what like when our whole family gets older and if we have a lot of money someday i just want all of

00:42:10.200 us to suddenly like all of us the kids you know like the teens of course with consent but like

00:42:15.240 in us too to all have vampire teeth do vampire teeth i'd be totally for that family what a great

00:42:21.060 look that would be vampire teeth are hot i can say vampires no i think no i think vampire teeth

00:42:25.400 always look good regardless of if you're into vampires or not i think they just give you kind

00:42:30.220 of an extra edge i think they make a smile look really good i know that they annoy you don't make

00:42:34.480 them comically big you just do no no no they're subtle trust me they're subtle i think was it a

00:42:38.300 strange aeons who got them or something i definitely saw someone get them and they looked

00:42:42.180 really good and i was like oh my god like i need to find a dentist around here to do this for me

00:42:47.280 but malcolm please let this be push present for kid number whatever okay we all get vampire teeth

00:42:56.040 obviously with our kids consent you know that no one has to do it if they don't want to but

00:42:59.800 what kid is not going to want permanent vampire teeth they clean up with the women i'll tell you 0.76

00:43:05.420 right like oh my god i'm so excited for this please tell me we're gonna do this

00:43:11.860 oh the vampire family that'd be such a thing it'd be like uh i do that'd be one of the first things

00:43:19.540 i genetically engineer once we can genetically engineer collins is you wouldn't need to because

00:43:23.580 i had incredibly sharp canines they just shaved them down without my consent by the way god

00:43:29.480 it's one of those traumatic events of my childhood well so that's the joke about us joe rogan says

00:43:36.580 i'm secretly a vampire on the show they had to crash out about that you it's not about that's

00:43:41.060 like deep collins for why leaflet always makes us vampires in her videos no you gotta malcolm

00:43:47.860 please we're just doing this never mind i i we're i'm gonna i'll just book us one day with with the

00:43:53.240 kids consent obviously not your consent you don't you don't get to you're just gonna do this i don't

00:43:59.140 care if you i don't care if you care because you'll look really good welcome oh the the the

00:44:06.720 one that we were talking about zodiac academy extreme bully romance enemies to lovers very

00:44:11.680 prolonged the early books feature heavy bullying public humiliation physical violence magical

00:44:16.520 attacks stripping hair cutting forced exposure of fears and sexual harassment i feel like i might

00:44:23.840 have read this one actually oh god i'm sorry the same man who degraded and controlled the heroines

00:44:29.380 eventually become the ones they have intense blank whiz oh heroines okay then i haven't read

00:44:34.660 that one there's only one never mind i'm not gonna and they have a reverse here both of the

00:44:39.540 twins end up with multiple high status male characters rather than always gemini oh they're

00:44:45.000 gemini how cute do they end up with other gemini boys that'd be so cute oh my god strong power

00:44:50.880 imbalance the males when you talked about one you were reading recently that was horny that was or

00:44:56.560 maybe i watched somebody else that was about the lost boys no i haven't heard about this like a

00:45:02.400 peter pan fan i was telling you about peter pan the other day but it wasn't a horny but apparently

00:45:08.480 she like got passed around among the lost boys

00:45:11.400 what no ew no look they're all aged up in this one was very chaste it's tinkerbell who's the 0.99

00:45:20.860 obvious slut like she literally tinkerbell wanted to kill and almost effectively killed 1.00

00:45:27.100 wendy by getting the lost birth the lost boys to shoot her with an arrow when she came in to 1.00

00:45:34.740 never never land because she needed peter's giant you know what and she was thirsty as hell yes she

00:45:41.340 was murderously thirsty they used to teach us important lessons guys yeah yeah which is small

00:45:52.080 i don't think disney i don't know if disney included that part in the movie but jay and

00:45:58.700 barry definitely did she was like it's the wendy bird shoot the wendy bird they all shot the wendy

00:46:03.980 bird they were so excited oh my god or maybe it was just toodles who shot her anyway let's wrap

00:46:09.460 it up that's what she said you're such a boy

00:46:14.940 we actually i've talked to some members of the community whose parents tried this like

00:46:23.200 extremely like vampire teeth no no piv sex until marriage but like corn is totally okay

00:46:30.080 and because i wanted to see like what happened in the in the religious families that was this angle

00:46:34.680 and like all of them are married and have kids no i i think that that's the way to go i think

00:46:38.720 i i am surprisingly to i guess my past i guess i never

00:46:43.960 sex before sex outside of marriage does not make sense it just it has hurt dating markets it doesn't

00:46:51.200 help people it's not super fun i'm not super anti it now and that's a good thing for me this year

00:46:57.560 like there's just nothing really good that comes from it and the and the collateral damage it

00:47:02.320 causes is profoundly horrible it's it doesn't even really help the men who can access it in

00:47:07.860 the first place because they end up sort of like never committing and never ending up with that

00:47:13.160 happy satisfying life that ultimately it was the worst type of masturbation because you you think 0.92

00:47:17.880 you're actually doing something when you're doing nothing more than masturbating with another person 0.99

00:47:21.800 yeah yeah it's it's horrible it's it's really horrible i i'm super super against it which is 0.98

00:47:27.340 i mean we really were way more liberal about sex early on yeah like two years ago yeah a year ago

00:47:33.500 probably there's a new another movie that came out or i think it's yeah i think it came out i

00:47:40.200 tried to watch it streaming it's not even streaming yet i think it's only in theaters i think it's

00:47:44.520 called one night only and it's about a world in which you're not allowed to have premarital sex

00:47:49.340 and it's it's like a rom-com it's it's according to reports fine cute not the offensive thing that

00:47:56.380 many online commentators are saying it is because they're like oh this is the world we're going to

00:48:01.040 and everything but like why are all these women defending like their right to be mistreated by men

00:48:09.280 basically to like be used and dumped by men who never planned on committing to them anyway to be 0.99

00:48:15.060 lied to by men who imply that they yeah they're like what a terrible world that would be where 0.51

00:48:20.420 you can't have time wait women should want that world that world is yeah that is that is you 0.68

00:48:25.380 should be fighting for this like this should be the female thing like not and yet they're acting 0.55

00:48:30.880 like oh men are men are not for no men are not forcing men are very happy to keep things the

00:48:36.680 way they are to their detriment so anyway yeah there's you know between one night only and wicker

00:48:42.040 got some interesting um interesting stuff out there in terms of the state of affairs

00:48:48.200 all right simone love you love you too i am working on another one right now simone that

00:48:55.220 i'm so excited about and the data for it can you hear me yes is really fascinating and the question

00:49:03.400 is how come almost every single time in human history somebody has written out a unique

00:49:13.640 eschatology and worldview a successful religion is born from it which goes against a lot of

00:49:20.660 intuitions that people would have obviously there's exceptions if it's obviously just

00:49:25.000 schizophrenic ramblings it doesn't work but other than that almost every single time somebody has

00:49:32.020 sat down and

00:49:42.560 written down a world perspective it has

00:49:46.280 even when the founders have explicitly said don't make a church around this

00:49:50.760 don't make a religion around this people have gone on and made a religion

00:49:53.720 about it we have to do a whole thing on this 1.00

00:49:55.660 even when it's patently stupid um like the white guy who created the 1.00

00:50:01.320 black supremacist cult by stealing from another thing that he went to right oh church of islam 1.00

00:50:07.780 yeah the church of yeah the church of it's called the church of i'm sorry yeah it's like jewish 0.91

00:50:13.420 religion i'm just gonna say yakub religion yeah the the what is the yakub religion

00:50:21.080 nation of islam the nation of islam and this is often very surprising to people because like an

00:50:32.660 ai like i was talking with an ai about it and the ai was like well you know religions rarely work

00:50:37.740 out and i go can you name one can you name one where somebody actually wrote down not a deviant

00:50:46.040 sect not a cult of personality but an actual fully written religion by the way do you know

00:50:51.860 that our writings the techno puritan writings are already 40 larger than the core mormon corpus

00:50:58.540 really whoa yeah the book of mormon really well the book of mormon and the pearl of great price

00:51:05.780 well they had to write that by hand all of them so yeah yeah and they were also translating from

00:51:11.660 the golden plates so we had to have somebody else write for him really was he looking in a bag he

00:51:17.180 was looking in a bag right a hat a hat i'm sorry i'm sorry a hat hat he's looking in a hat well

00:51:22.940 look so that's a lot harder to write then but the question is is why does it why is the starting of

00:51:31.140 a religious or philosophical movement the writing it down the authorship and not

00:51:38.240 you know it existing like a startup or something like that or virtually every other movement in

00:51:43.920 every other period in human history and the answer is just like really fascinating to dig into but

00:51:49.140 you have to sort of dig through them all the core reason is there's just not the the core motivation

00:51:55.440 to do it is to exploit people like the the core reason you would do it is because you want to

00:52:00.960 exploit other people out of money and stuff like that and so most of the people who do it are con

00:52:06.040 artists whereas people who are looking for like a better future there's been a few of them that

00:52:11.660 have been like oh religion is clearly good yeah but then they attempt to build something that's

00:52:17.760 like overly human focused and anyway it's very very fun we'll do like a anthropology of it but

00:52:24.360 i'm having a lot of fun looking at that oh i'm super excited for that we're going hard on religion

00:52:30.440 lately but i'm i'm here for it and i'm super yeah our fans seem to be having fun that that last 0.94

00:52:35.180 episode we did was definitely one of my favorites it was probably my favorite well come on what

00:52:39.780 episode has had a companion web page yeah graphs and pictures that are original yeah that's that

00:52:46.820 was pretty good somebody on the discord was like malcolm's going you know full ai hallucination

00:52:51.000 mode or whatever and and and had three down votes it's the first time i didn't even know you could

00:52:55.260 make down votes on the discord but like people are like no this is this is awesome like let's

00:53:00.120 let's do more of this stuff oh yeah someone's gotta be mad sorry i i was also talking with

00:53:07.880 an ai about like what's the core trick that malcolm uses to keep making the the things work

00:53:15.900 like he'll say oh you know monist materialist framing and then he'll go to the books and he

00:53:22.440 will quote them extensively you know not picking specific passages but literally every time

00:53:27.500 something is mentioned in one of the books and i would i wanted to see if fable could get like

00:53:32.180 what's the core trick that i use and fable immediately got it it was like well it's because

00:53:36.840 the books are monist and materialist in their framing all of the non-monist materialist framings

00:53:42.640 came hundreds of years after the new testament and but because people grow up and not knowing that

00:53:49.800 what they don't realize is that you can actually have maximum strengths to your engagement by

00:53:56.200 saying oh yeah just go read the text go read the and then what the ai did is actually multiple

00:54:00.780 christian groups throughout history have realized this and then immediately put some sort of cap

00:54:06.700 on this framing because they were afraid of the consequences to their community if it became

00:54:12.400 more widespread like the chrysotonians or something which is a large movement that's

00:54:18.020 very focused but it's like yeah techno puritanism has always been the end state of protestantism

00:54:23.620 and puritanism because it's what anybody comes to if they actually read the text in their origin

00:54:28.800 with their original historic context which i thought was fine i like that you know yeah i do

00:54:33.280 like that i like that too because it is true i mean that's that's fundamentally the trick i'm

00:54:38.120 using is it's what you have been told is a lie about what the books argue and it's what pretty

00:54:44.120 much all academics agree even religious academics are just like our understanding has evolved since

00:54:49.460 it in the same way that you would think that you know more about religion than abraham

00:54:53.400 but you would still consider abraham a jew even though he didn't even have the laws of moses yet

00:54:57.480 right you know so that's that's the way that the modern educated religious academics think about

00:55:02.960 this stuff no one has had the balls to just be like nope the bible is actually correct and true

00:55:08.120 i'm sorry guys well without bending our actual understanding of historical geology and evolution

00:55:16.740 et cetera so yeah well no no they've they've just been unwilling to say it because what the bible

00:55:23.760 argues for is a monist materialist framework because that's what jews of that period believed

00:55:28.400 in of the period of around when jesus was alive it's just that the understanding evolved significantly

00:55:35.200 in the 300 years after his death which is where you get the people being like well you don't

00:55:39.160 believe the nicene creed so you're not really a christian and it's like well that had literally

00:55:43.660 nothing to do with jesus right like yeah anyway i'll get started here

00:55:52.060 hello titan i'll hold the gummies for you thank you

00:55:58.380 gummies hi professor hi helicopter oh helicopter's gonna follow you all right let's go

00:56:13.660 The professor in helicopter. Fast friends.

Based Camp - August 13, 2026

The Girl Gooner Apocalypse (Is A Good Thing？)

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