00:00:00.000this is not like normal bible math this isn't like i take numbers from the bible and i assume
00:00:05.680they're supposed to be something totally different or i i move them around and i add a number here
00:00:11.600and i add a number here we are working with what the bible appears to be talking about early human
00:00:17.680civilization and just copying and pasting the numbers to get an idea of just how insane this
00:00:24.080mass is, the Huffle-Uniad transition is bracketed between 5,500 BC and 5,400 BC. So the boundary is
00:00:33.440only known to half a century. The computed flood would have happened if you use these numbers
00:00:38.440at 5,444 BC, which isn't just inside of this bracket. It lands six years from the bracket's
00:00:47.860midpoint, which is astonishing when you're looking at tens of thousands of years of human history.
00:00:52.920like the size of this map if you're going to compare it to other maps of the time would have
00:00:59.840to be a combination of the phoenicians trading map and the assyrians conquest map right like
00:01:07.260the two largest maps anyone would have known during that period if you compare it with the
00:01:12.800ancient greek map it just becomes laughable would you like to know more hello simone this is a
00:01:20.120crazy day for me because i decided to just sort of be like well if the bible's true because i was
00:01:26.840reading it i was like it's probably not gonna have at the very beginning a bunch of stuff that just
00:01:32.860doesn't matter because you near the beginning of of genesis there's a few lists of names and ages
00:01:41.280and there's they don't like i think a lot of people when they're reading them generally just
00:01:47.400skip over them they're like okay whatever well it's very similar to the iliad and iniad where
00:01:52.020you're like come on like i don't need the whole lineage of this one soldier in the war over trojan
00:01:59.380okay yeah so so so you you hit that and what this unfortunately does at least after i went
00:02:10.280into it and i started trying to match these lists to things is it means you completely
00:02:16.540misread genesis you modern reader get to it you read the the first part which is important
00:02:23.500and it's so dense it's like whoa that was like the world was created whoa the garden of being
00:02:28.640just came and left like it goes so fast there's no murder thing that's interesting then list and
00:02:33.420it's like uh boring tuning out for the list big interesting flood narrative and i literally the
00:02:39.580flood comes and goes so fast that i read it while falling asleep and i nodded off for a second and
00:02:43.520it just i missed that whole and then a bunch of lists again oh i'll skip those what this does
00:02:50.420is it causes you to read it in an inverted format to how somebody of the period it was written would
00:02:57.980have read it oh they would have said oh some interesting lists that are telling us stuff
00:03:02.840then they get to the flood narrative and they go oh another flood narrative i've read a dozen of
00:03:07.800those this week let's just skip over that and or or rather they would have understood that the flood
00:03:13.980narrative meant something if you have a flood narrative in the middle of a collection of
00:03:18.560lists traditionally in sumerian writing from that period what you were talking about is a
00:03:24.800transitional event something really big transition between these two periods wait so you're saying
00:03:30.000flood narratives didn't just turn out up in the old testament of the bible yeah flood narratives
00:03:35.340are everywhere during that period you weren't kidding like they it was just it was like a
00:03:39.580literary convention it was a literary convention yeah it was a literary convention that meant
00:03:44.600something big just transitioned why does no why does no one mention this what uh okay i think a
00:03:50.640lot of people mentioned this a lot of people are familiar with gilgamesh at least yeah but
00:03:54.920god i read it back in college was there a flood in gilgamesh i don't remember there being a flood
00:03:59.440in gilgamesh yes and remember the bromance that's what we're all here for ladies but what gets
00:04:04.220crazier is something I didn't notice when I was first looking at these lists. Okay. And as soon
00:04:08.840as you notice it, you notice that you're actually looking at three different things. So list number
00:04:16.800one is unlike any list I have ever seen in my entire life or that we have any archaeological
00:04:23.280evidence of. Okay. And a lot of people don't notice this about it when they read it the first
00:04:27.900time it does something very very strange okay instead of listing you know when people were
00:04:36.500born and when they die or how long they lived and who they begat it instead also lists their age
00:04:46.480when they had the kid the second list well rather the third list the third list also does this
00:04:55.880yeah Genesis 5 and Genesis 10 and it's really weird because why are some people waiting until
00:05:00.600they're in their 80s to have kids like people are just like this makes sense that's that's not as
00:05:04.640important what's more important is we don't have a single list like this anywhere in the Mesopotamian
00:05:11.600archaeological record this is not the way people record their ancestors and it's a weird thing to
00:05:17.520do even today you don't typically record the age somebody was when they have a kid why would you do
00:05:24.540this why would you be recording the age somebody was at when they had a kid because if you do that
00:05:31.480you have something other than a list you have a timeline it you you can know exactly how long the
00:05:39.440timeline is if you don't know when a person was born and their parents lived 800 900 years
00:05:48.060supposedly they could have been born anywhere within that 800 to 900 years that's true so you
00:05:53.400don't actually have a timeline of events yeah okay this gives you a very tight inalterable
00:06:01.540timeline so then the question is of course is this timeline must mean something if it was recorded in
00:06:08.180the bible for that long what does it mean like like it you could say oh it's just a list of
00:06:16.160people's ages and when they had kids why is that important information and it also doesn't make
00:06:22.300sense they seem to be living an impossible amount of time for a human to live yeah right yes and
00:06:29.320they're also not recorded the way that the bible often records when it's talking about actual
00:06:34.120people you'll notice something on these original lists it's single names when the bible later
00:06:40.240records lists of actual people it'll say jesus of natherus john the baptist oh good point yeah
00:06:48.620it's differentiating them very explicitly yeah like everyone's given like a uh side hustle thing
00:06:56.400or a city that they're from or something like this so this appears to be talking about a different
00:07:01.180kind of thing so i thought okay what if it's talking about cultural groups right like what
00:07:07.540if it's talking about civilizations this civilization and then this civilization was
00:07:12.580burst from that civilization and then this civilization was burst from that civilization
00:07:16.660and many of these civilizations would have been concurrent to each other right well i then lapped
00:07:23.800it on top of a specific period in history that makes a lot of sense to choose and you actually
00:07:29.220get a near perfect timeline of civilizations that match the archaeological record often within gaps
00:07:40.040of 30 years we're not talking like thousands of years off or anything like this we are talking
00:07:47.720about from from an archaeological perspective an infinitesimal gap and this happens when you lay
00:07:54.300it out about 13 times now there's a few names that don't fully map to things i'll admit that
00:08:00.220but we can always say the archaeological record might be off here or it might be describing a
00:08:04.760civilization that we haven't found yet wow but it gets stranger than that
00:08:10.960so we're going because then you get the flood right which is a massive civilizational turning
00:08:19.200point that we'll talk about that's being talked about here and a real flood but the the flood
00:08:23.960and the civilizational turning point happen at different times and the real flood doesn't happen
00:08:28.340at the time the flood narrative does but at the time the flood narrative happens two other really
00:08:34.000important things happen if you're going by my timeline here right like if if the timeline i have
00:08:38.060you have a regional high point of the seas in this region globally speaking it's the highest they ever
00:08:44.360were and you have the invention of sailing ships appearing for the first time which is also really
00:08:49.840interesting and another thing we'll get to is the actual dimensions for the arc because that's
00:08:53.940another weird thing why are there dimensions for the arc here and what we'll go into is the
00:08:57.720dimensions for the arc are weird in how not weird they are they would actually describe a boat that
00:09:07.280would work with technology that shouldn't have been like people at the time when they made up
00:09:14.040ship descriptions because they did in the gilgamesh met they they made up a ship description
00:09:18.820but the for for that flood narrative but the ship description they made up in the gilgamesh
00:09:23.120narrative wouldn't have worked oh like the ship would have immediately sunk or something yeah
00:09:27.640would have immediately capsized and sunk but the ship laid out in the ark not only would have
00:09:33.660worked it would have been the ideal way to build a ship for an event like that a rudderless large
00:09:40.220ship that just needed to stay afloat for a period so we're going to get into all of this now i will
00:09:44.900note here this is really big for me because the noah story is a story that made my family0.96
00:09:49.800not christian anymore right my dad read it and he goes this seems stupid yeah this does not seem
00:09:55.620like obviously not all of the animals on earth could have fit in a boat and if they're using0.97
00:10:00.920magic why not just say they're using magic that would have been easier and even if so how did he
00:10:05.800redistribute the animals to all of their correct regions after the flood happened without needing
00:10:11.960to mention that they were massively stretch yeah where they're like oh must have made it on a
00:10:17.040floating forest or something to australia and marsupials can travel farther because their
00:10:22.280their infants can suckle inside their pouches yeah that's not necessary i guess per your view
00:10:27.380yes how that's gonna how are you gonna thread this needle how how am i gonna thread the needle
00:10:31.860to make this all work so we're gonna get into that because it's crazy i have a website that
00:10:36.520you guys can go to where i have the maps on it oh also also there's a really detailed and
00:10:41.940impossible map buried in this part of genesis that we're gonna get to that literally goes
00:10:47.180from spain to like the far middle east region and then down to like the bottom of like egypt
00:10:54.600which is wild because if you compare it to other contemporaneous maps of people like the ancient
00:11:02.200greek ones in the ancient egyptian ones they are laughably bad in comparison to this map layout
00:11:07.480this was one when i was reading it i go this sounds like a map to me in a genealogy is it
00:11:11.480accurate and it's been scientifically genetically proven today that the genealogy is accurate and
00:11:16.140it goes back to deciding describing events and with names like uruk that would have been being
00:11:22.500written about like 10 000 years after the event but really let's go back let's start at the
00:11:28.420beginning about how i i got to all this and we'll get to a few other really really really crazy
00:11:33.780things here okay yes okay so do this um i have before said that i thought the garden of eden
00:11:43.640and I will make this more specific here, started at Gobliotechi, right? So this is the first human
00:11:50.360settlement we know. The Bible says the Garden of Eden is at the mouse waters of the Tigris and
00:11:54.460the Euphrates. And actually one of the other rivers they describe, they mentioned having like
00:11:58.020gold deposits on it. And we've actually found a dry riverbed that would have dried up about 10,000
00:12:01.960years before the Bible was written that had the same mouse waters. So again, information they
00:12:06.180shouldn't have had access to during this period. But Gobliotechi is the first settlement. And then
00:12:12.420the last settlement of this period that we sort of will say is the end, because this is where we
00:12:16.560begin to start our timeline, is Chatelhuyuk. This is when you have the first permanent settlement.
00:12:21.940Tobliateki, while it is the first like built up settlement that is exactly at the right location,
00:12:26.400was not a permanent settlement. It was like a hunter forager settlement, right? Now you want
00:12:31.400to know what the most common inscription is at Tobliateki, Simone? I didn't know this until I
00:12:37.260was going over this with AI. No, no. What is it? I'm just going to have you guess. From
00:12:42.160from like what would be the craziest thing to just be drawn all over toby a techie if it's
00:12:49.080was what the garden of eden was talking about oops
00:12:53.740what come on guess what pomegranates snakes snakes are everywhere it is there's a study
00:13:06.100snakes why did it have to be snakes it's the single most common inscription and i'll put
00:13:11.640some of them on screen here for you guys and this was a site that wasn't in use for over 10 000
00:13:17.380years when the the modern anthropological understanding of when these stories were
00:13:21.440written down happened so so it gets crazy right okay and and so this would have been about an
00:13:28.3208 000 window the ledger that picks up below the moment of the garden of eden era ends adam's year
00:13:34.160zero is the first fully agricultural metropolis put on the narrative and it chains together you
00:13:39.700get a continuous coverage of earth's history from 96 000 bc to 2000 bc with dates this also this
00:13:49.020period that it ends at was the early homocene humid period which was the planetary wet phase
00:13:54.700that made this entire area extremely green and verdant so you actually would have had a garden
00:14:01.020of eden was in this region of mesopotamia during this period oh my gosh the other crazy thing about
00:14:07.540this story is that this region like you might think why is this totally a techie area important
00:14:13.120yeah um it maps so the story starts with goblia techie and it ends with abraham that's where the
00:14:21.240the rest of the narrative picks up again in abraham you get two lists of names one was
00:14:27.080impossible ages which will map to specific events the second was that appeared to be a real genealogy
00:14:33.260and they they're they're bookended we'll get to this but the real genealogy gets really really
00:14:37.820interesting because the real genealogy has a list of names in it that now we we only discovered this
00:14:46.740in the 1950s to today nobody would have known this from the age of babylon till today but the
00:14:53.840list of names turns out to have been a list of town names around this area from around the age
00:15:01.260that abraham would have been alive so they're not people they're settlements they're they're well
00:15:06.000it might have been people named after settlements or it might have been settlements named after
00:15:09.220people but it's irrelevant what it tells us is a few things one is is if you know the story of
00:15:14.920abraham he he's in er right but he as er collapsed goes north to like where his kin are when he sends
00:15:22.940for wives he sends north where his kin are and that would map to this particular region what's
00:15:28.860interesting here is it means that we're dealing with a story of largely one place throughout this
00:15:35.160entire period a place that would have lasted if you're looking like totally a tepki to to erin
00:15:41.800a 10 000 year period it was completely lost to history and then we found it again when we were
00:15:47.960able to reread the the language of the people of that period in archaeological sites around there
00:15:54.200and i'm going to put a map on screen here so if you scroll down i actually created on the website
00:15:59.480here a map of all of the cities with names of of abraham's immediate ancestors and you can see it's
00:16:09.660it's not like one or two it's a lot of overlapping names in a very tight geographic region so
00:16:17.380So Goblikateki overlooks the Haran Plain, which drains into the Baalqir River, the same valley where the ledger's northern villages sit and where Abraham's grandfather and great-grandfather's names survive as town names.
00:16:31.740So you have this beautiful handoff eons later, okay?
00:16:37.460The three names before Abraham are Sarug, his great-grandfather, Nahor, his grandfather, and Terah, his father.
00:16:45.020So again, very unlikely to be coincident.
00:16:48.200Now, here's what the Cuneiform Report record.
00:16:51.320Assyrian interracies in Mari letters turned up, with no help from the Bible, real towns
00:16:56.540in the Haran district carrying the names.
00:16:59.140Abraham's ancestors are the towns of his family's district, and the text keeps pointing there.
00:17:04.720The Torah moves from the family of Haran, Genesis 11, 31.
00:17:09.540Abraham's servant fetches Rebekah from the city of Nahor, Genesis 24.0.72
00:17:13.300Jacob runs to Haran, Genesis 28. So basically they told us a few things. One, obviously same
00:17:19.760location, but two, that these are real people in the location they say they're from. And we also
00:17:24.860know that these are one of the descendant populations of the Jews, which again is pretty
00:17:29.560interesting. This is crazy. Were you pulling from anyone else talking about this? Like who else is1.00
00:17:36.860looking at it from this perspective? A few people have mentioned that Tobliateki might be with
00:17:43.240being talked about in the garden of eden but the timeline that i found appears to be completely
00:17:48.140unique to me the people aren't saying that these are settlements or cohorts rather than no no the
00:17:54.480abraham names other people have picked up on that that was like a crazy thing when people found that
00:17:58.540but the really crazy thing we're about to get to as far as i'm aware i am the first person to find
00:18:03.960this then go on so now we are going to go to that first list of names right names dates kids
00:18:15.280everything like that now if you scroll down look at the first chart here yeah whoa oh right yeah
00:18:24.160so this chart again is not something i can mess with i'm taking chattel hoyuk the first known
00:18:29.020large, real settle. Adam and Seth. And then I'm charting the names here on all of the cultures
00:18:35.360around that particular region. And we will actually like expand it out here. And what you
00:18:41.420see is incredibly tight matching here. So if you, if you map Adam onto the Chattahuyuk East Mound,
00:18:48.740along with the, the first kid Seth, you get very, very tight alignment with this. Actually,
00:18:55.700I'll just read about these, these different people, because I think it's really interesting.
00:18:58.640seth the first kid i thought it was kane and abel am i super off here well remember what happened to
00:19:05.520those two yeah it didn't end so well so oh then they have another kid seth yes that's the one
00:19:11.840that everyone else yes because abel's dead and kane is a naughty boy he's in the bad yeah the bad
00:19:19.920dog house okay go on sorry okay so not only do you have in nine points really tight mapping to
00:19:27.760our archaeological record of this period. But we have, if we take the flood as a break point,
00:19:33.760that ends at the 5,444 BC, the moment Halaf-Ubai transition begins, the boundary at which every
00:19:42.560distinct culture of the old Neolithic world stopped existing, and exactly one cultural
00:19:47.640path to the Ubiad, the irrigation and temple people of the southern marshes, survived, spread,
00:19:53.820and repopulated the entire near east so one one group really did end up replacing all other people
00:20:01.480at the exact end of this period if you go by this dating metric really so this this global cold or
00:20:09.620arid shock that went from 6200 to 6000 bc no no that that maps to a number of the events that
00:20:19.880are written about in genealogy the flood is the end bar here where you have the the flood we'll
00:20:25.460talk about that oh the flood's a big red bar sorry okay gotcha yeah i want to hear more about the
00:20:30.060flood but yeah go on i won't no spoilers or whatever the flesh are what died in these with
00:20:34.020not necessarily bodies but within a few generations there were no more healthians no more yamurian
00:20:40.060descendants no more of anyone using the survivor's pottery whether the now anthropologists are just
00:20:48.040like oh yeah after this period this one group of people ended up replacing everyone else but it was
00:20:53.920mostly peaceful because we don't see a lot of signs of battles and we don't see a lot of signs
00:20:59.040of burning to which i'd respond oh well by that metric then the american colonization of the native
00:21:06.080peoples was totally peaceful because you're not going to find a lot of those there either this
00:21:10.480is actually a phenomenon in archaeology where they'll say something is totally peaceful because
00:21:13.720they want to believe things are totally peaceful and these types of transitions happen peacefully
00:21:16.980and then later we learned no it actually was a very violent transition where one group of people
00:21:21.840wiped out almost everyone else and what made this group different than all of the other groups
00:21:27.420well they had a few things that made them different they had standalone temples in the
00:21:33.120center of their cities which nobody had before they had settled agricultural lands and canals
00:21:38.480they were the first it was essentially the most important transition post the introduction of
00:21:46.500agriculture and it's captured perfectly you have the first settled city kettle who yuck you lay
00:21:52.200out the timeline the bible gives us you get the flood at exactly the moment this one culture0.95
00:21:57.940comes through and wipes out almost everyone else okay you can really think of this as the end of0.96
00:22:02.400the walk away option for humanity for 10 000 years before it the human operation system was the
00:22:08.000autonomous village you had your household you had local like in your house stored grains but you
00:22:12.760didn't have kings or armies and when things went bad people would just leave as we see happening
00:22:18.320throughout this period irrigation really changed all of that and this is where you get the the
00:22:23.280beginning of that specifically irrigation means capital invested as a ground and when you can buy
00:22:27.740that with a central temple that allows for centralized storage redistribution you get the
00:22:33.360beginning of taxes administration writing and kingship and this is why when you look at all
00:22:39.760the civilizations after this uruk babylon everything they come from this this is the
00:22:47.200central point where everything sort of re-centralizes and this is predicted to the date near perfectly
00:22:56.720if you start counting with the timeline we're given at the bible with adam
00:23:01.040at the beginning of chadal huyuk the first permanent settlement period and the other
00:23:05.840really interesting thing here is if you look at the traditional narratives a lot of people have
00:23:09.200have had trouble with these dates because it looks like from the traditional dates given up here
00:23:13.760that some individuals lived into the period of the flood and certain christian groups and certain
00:23:18.720jewish groups have tried to redo the dates to make that not work but if the flood doesn't literally
00:23:24.880happen at this time that actually doesn't introduce a contradiction at all it shows that they were
00:23:30.780introducing a contradiction by going through and trying to rewrite it now how quick to to what date
00:34:33.540And so then I begin to go, wait, are all of these real places?
00:34:36.860and they actually are this is basically a historic map that's being laid out here and it is a giant
00:34:45.180historic map that's being laid out here so is this map saying that shinar is babylon aka uruk aka
00:34:53.380akad yes so in a number of these places what they will do and you'll see the names are really close
00:34:59.760right like tabool tabal mashek mashuk tyrus thrace as one that you would be familiar about
00:35:07.960madai the medis and then assyria it's like just like assyria right or a they they'll they'll be
00:35:16.460translations that we're familiar with from that particular period or like kaftor meaning crete
00:35:22.740like not that far radaman meaning roads and again you could say oh you're just finding names that
00:35:28.940are similar to each other but they didn't just give us a list of names here they say how these
00:35:34.020groups are culturally related to each other they'll say in the old testament they do oh yes
00:35:40.240they do they're they treat them as families like it's talked about as if it's talking about a
00:35:45.000genealogical tree but then it has things like egypt on the genealogical tree so it's like
00:35:49.260obviously not a genealogical tree yeah okay so you can't just scattershot anything close to anything
00:35:57.580right you actually have to put the name not just next to a culture or group that seems very close
00:36:05.860to that name but you have to do it in a region where they're culturally related to each other
00:36:12.360and as you can see on this map you see all the greens are culture related to each other all the
00:36:17.560purples are culture related to each other all the reds are culture related oh that's color coding
00:36:21.300okay okay okay and it also picks up things that you wouldn't get if you were from that region you0.92
00:36:27.920didn't have knowledge so a few crazy things that they get they get urok cultural descendants even
00:36:35.640though it was 10 000 years before they were writing right no way they could have known about
00:36:39.460it and they get things like that the medes are actually descended from the people of the turkish
00:36:45.580area and not the surrounding area like you would have expected wow okay i guess it makes sense
00:36:53.180explaining these in a family format if people are like before the bible was written down people are
00:36:59.240just giving oral they're passing down oral traditions so to kind of it's like a mnemonic
00:37:06.120device to make it about families because i guess the question here becomes you you could say anyone
00:37:12.800could have done this but the problem is is if you are familiar with your ancient greek history or
00:37:19.440ancient egyptian history and you've read any of that both of those societies were dramatically
00:37:24.960more learned they had dramatically more money they had dramatically more like the size of this map
00:37:31.700if you're going to compare it to other maps of the time would have to be a combination of the
00:37:38.300phoenicians trading map and the assyrians conquest map right like the two largest maps anyone would
00:37:46.120have known during that period if you compare it with the ancient greek map it just becomes laughable
00:37:51.860right and i note here when you look at the ancient greek maps or you look at the ancient egypt maps
00:37:58.480what do you see at the edges of those maps it's always like well and here's where the mermaids
00:38:04.060live and here's where the the snake the nagas live yeah and here's where the cyclopses live
00:38:10.400and here's where the giants live but you don't get that with this map no it's everyone here is
00:38:17.500a human group of some type yeah wow pretty uncanny yeah i've got to say this is a little trippy this
00:38:27.260is this is crazy it's it's trippier than you think yeah like when to me when i was reading that i was0.70
00:38:31.640like wait this sounds like a map and a list of descendants is it accurate and it's accurate to
00:38:36.500modern dna research and and also not intuitive to people of this period and again you can go
00:38:43.800through my out i don't want to bore you with like oh this study this study this group that you've
00:38:49.300never heard of is actually descended from this group you've never heard of because you don't
00:38:53.000care about these people you care about is that this seems implausible that they could have this
00:39:00.140level of knowledge yeah yeah that's crazy that's crazy now i want to talk about the other one
00:39:08.180that's really crazy okay when all of earth had one language the the story of the Torah fabble
00:39:15.320okay yeah this one really got to me because i was like that that doesn't seem to make a lot of
00:39:24.660sense i'm super curious about it because i i don't think i've gotten to that point in the book
00:39:29.060all testament maybe i have but like i i do wonder what what that is i mean it was alluded to in the
00:39:37.140recent papal whatever the big announcement of basically about ai that the latest pope released
00:39:44.120so people are we're talking about that particularly particular biblical story recently
00:39:49.680yeah it appears to be talking about uruk and it's really fascinating that it's talking about
00:39:55.760Uruk because it gets a bunch of things about Uruk right. One of the really weird things it gets
00:40:01.260right about Uruk that you wouldn't expect is it describes how they made brick during that period,
00:40:07.640which wasn't something that they would have been aware of. So I'm just going to read like AI's0.92
00:40:13.220description here, which I think did a better job. The Uruk expansion homogenized the Near East for0.69
00:40:17.000the first time. The same mass-produced pottery, the same architecture, the same administration0.95
00:40:21.920from the Gulf of Syria to Iran and above all the same proto-writing. The numeric tablets and
00:40:27.420ceilings of the late Urak word are mutually readable from Urak to Susan to Habal to Khabaira
00:40:35.540on the Syrian Euphrates, one symbol system across the entire known world. That's the one language,
00:40:41.280an administrative fact. And after the collapse, the records show exactly what the story says
00:40:46.620happen. That one script diverges. Proto-Eliamite splits off in Iran and becomes mutually unreadable
00:40:53.400from proto-cuneiform within a century. Egypt's system goes its own way. The uniform culture
00:40:59.720fragments back into regional styles. The one language becomes many. And what about the giant
00:41:06.880temples they were building into the sky? Well, Uroch's Anna Ziggurat and the Anna Precinct,
00:41:12.840the first monumental platforms in the world were made of brick and not stone, as you would have
00:41:18.180assumed if they were writing it at that time. And they say here in the story, brick for stone,
00:41:23.160bitman for mortar, which would have been a weird way to make a temple like this in this later
00:41:26.900period. For sure. That gloss exists for an audience that assumes stone, a highland audience
00:41:34.020being told how lowlanders built. So you get a description here of the very first monumental
00:41:40.500structures the very first near universal administrative language within the region
00:41:45.980and it actually falling apart within the time that we are talking about and that it appears
00:41:54.100within the larger narrative that's crazy and keep in mind here i'm still taking a literalist just a
00:42:01.460deep literacy approach that the bible means what it says in the way that people at the time would
00:42:07.580have understood it in these sort of over-the-top mythologized stories which is very different than
00:42:14.320what you need to accept if you want to believe that literally there was once a town where all
00:42:19.520humans on earth lived at the same time and spoke the same language that existed after the flood
00:42:25.860and we don't have archaeological evidence of it or this giant tower they were building and that
00:42:30.880god intentionally didn't want humanity to work together and intentionally sowed discord in
00:42:35.520humanity. It seems like that's not really what he's about. This to me seems more like a human
00:42:41.840description of what happened than God's true intent. Although I do think that this can be
00:42:48.420seen as a story about God wanting a degree of diversity in human perspectives. So even when
00:42:53.840we take the stars, why it makes sense to bring people who are not exactly like us and work with0.60
00:42:58.940them is if not, we are recreating the Tower of Babel. I'm just trying to figure out like how
00:43:03.240people even got this straight as they were passing on as an oral tradition before it all became well
00:43:09.440they couldn't have it's literally impossible that this is solely an oral tradition nowhere on earth
00:43:15.040do we have oral traditions that are this good for this long and it would have like that i'm aware of
00:43:21.140right you you do not get a 10 000 year oral tradition with this much fidelity normally i'd
00:43:31.300actually argue because you get things like the the flood so let's let's talk about the flood for a
00:43:36.700second because a lot of people get hung up on you're with actually i'm dying to hear about this
00:43:43.180the flood please okay the problem with the flood is there's actually four potential floods that you
00:43:51.900could be talking about within this region and everybody loves to point to one of the four and
00:43:57.020i think that actually trying to find the flood misses the point okay right so everyone's looking
00:44:02.900for water and and high sea levels or something and you're saying no no no it's a flood narrative it
00:44:09.660was a standard way to put a break in a story during that period and it was common in the way
00:44:15.340stories were told during that theory period it can almost be thought of as a thematic element
00:44:20.460it wasn't meant to be read as a real thing but if we are talking about real floods in this region
00:44:27.720the the giant one if you're talking about flooding the entire world that it could be talking about
00:44:33.300would be the mediterranean the mediterranean if you're unaware of this is the result of the you
00:44:40.700know the straight of gibraltar yeah so that used to be closed and it like broke one day and then
00:44:47.260filled in the entire mediterranean whoa whoa whoa whoa so it was it was a below sea level depression
00:44:53.460that was held by a natural dam yeah are you kidding that's crazy the problem is that really
00:45:02.280is that really a geological history thing this is a real geological history thing is that would
00:45:08.080have been uh pre-hominid likely or early hominids if i remember correctly and there's no way we
00:45:15.200would have had a memory of that none at all and even so anyone in the period there a boat wouldn't0.63
00:45:20.940have saved you from that that event in terms of its cataclysm i don't care how big your arc is
00:45:26.540everything that's a tidal wave the arc isn't gonna well it's not just a tidal wave it's a it's an
00:45:32.700amount of water moving so fast the numbers we're talking about are like atomic bomb numbers in
00:45:38.720terms of the amount of force that we're talking about not only that but very few things lived in
00:45:43.520that depression because it created this horribly arid desert with super super hot temperatures okay
00:45:49.160so you're like look it flooded but also probably no one was there probably no one was there so it
00:45:55.020doesn't really matter okay the next really big apocalyptic one is the black sea so around 5600
00:46:03.260bc the rising mediterranean reconnected with the black sea this is sort of the right era if a flash
00:46:08.760breach is right you would have had catastrophic flooding but that's the contested point we're not
00:46:15.100we don't have my understanding a lot of record that this was actually catastrophic within this
00:46:19.920particular period and i it's a little early for anything that i think matches with the biblical
00:46:29.300events here sure yeah that's fair then you have the one that is honestly most likely the real
00:46:37.780flood the flood that's remembered okay okay okay um and this is the shirapak river flood
00:46:44.060now where's the shirapak river uh the shirapak river is a mesopotamian so this is a real flood
00:46:54.120stratum that separates the jeremedet nasir from the early dynastic layer of the shirapak and
00:47:00.160kish and the mesopotamian tradition itself makes the flood hero a man of shirapak now this is where
00:47:07.000it becomes problematic right okay this assumes just as a presumption that the bible is taking
00:47:15.120a flood narrative that it is borrowing from this other group because the other group notes where
00:47:23.600the flood happened it says it happened in shuripak and we can see in the archaeological layer
00:47:28.300a flood in shuripak within living memory of when this would have happened
00:47:32.400now this doesn't match none of these floods match the date of the flood in my chronology here which
00:47:41.040is why i think the flood is meant to be like used in the way floods were used in this period to mark
00:47:46.740changes in periods but i also think it's a a real event so what what actually matches the date that
00:47:55.140i have within this period the persian gulf inundation the post-glacial sea filled the gulf
00:48:01.780basin and stood above today's shoreline exactly across the ledger boundary advancing up to a
00:48:07.120kilometer a year in some of the flattest land on earth fast enough to eat a community's county
00:48:12.460within living memory it drowned out the tradition's own source geography the pre-Ubiad coastal world
00:48:18.660Arabub ends up under the waterline which is why the era divider sits where it does
00:48:24.340so this is what I this is what matches was my timeline what people would have seen happening
00:48:30.340was in this particular period is not a catastrophic flood but a town's disappearing in a matter of
00:48:38.160years a troublesome flood right yeah yeah a significant climate driven shift in in the way
00:48:44.880that people lived or where they lived you're saying yes and then this could have become conflated
00:48:49.860with flood myths of this period now you're saying oh this is blasphemous to say that other
00:48:55.160texts got roped into the bible i think that this happens commonly throughout the bible like
00:49:00.180look at the adam and eve story if you go to sumerian myths a famous sumerian god is created
00:49:08.240by taking a rib from somebody and a female god is created so that was a sumerian thing
00:49:14.520this is just well yeah because it's it's a pun that works in sumeria in sumerian
00:49:19.100the word rib means life um okay it's a very weird thing to do in hebrew if you came up with the
00:49:27.100story in hebrew why a rib what's the point of a rib why not anything else why not you know like
00:49:32.520you're saying it's like a pun so they just they're like oh it's pithy well in sumerian tradition it
00:49:38.400would have made sense it would have been metaphorical it would have been poetic but
00:49:41.800then another tradition is learning these stories from other groups genuinely ancient beliefs
00:49:47.060and they see that part and they're like oh this is how women are created in the ancient myth
00:49:53.380part now what's important in the capturing of these ancient myths like that like you could say
00:49:59.500oh that's invalidating i take it to be quite the opposite what it shows is that these ancient
00:50:05.240scholars would copy where they could find the oldest traditions that they were aware of with
00:50:12.840as much fidelity as they could map them okay yeah yeah yeah and what that says to me is well then
00:50:21.080it's crazy that these old traditions appear to map with what we actually know from the archaeological
00:50:27.740record that is crazy i mean that combined with all the the settlements the mapping the settlements
00:50:37.200the mapping everything like that and keep in mind how we techno puritans believe the bible came
00:50:41.760together we think that genuine historic groups was genuine myths the the parts of those myths
00:50:48.260that were the closest god's easiest way to communicate to people what really happened
00:50:53.360in a way that they could understand and keep in mind here god's talking to a different group he's
00:50:58.640talking to like scribes during the period of or whatever right you know so he needs to talk with
00:51:05.500them with his language of floods he needs to talk with them with the language of lists of genealogy
00:51:10.960which is different than the way he's speaking to people during the creation myths specifically the
00:51:16.420what is often thought of as the two starting stories of genesis which are often thought of
00:51:21.140as separate stories i think they probably were originally separate stories but again
00:51:24.340they all got brought together because they were the closest to true story that there could be
00:51:29.140now i want to talk about what was just cultural shorthand at the time and the closest they could
00:51:36.040be described to get to a truth yeah it was the closest way that you could describe to a person
00:51:41.620of that period okay here's a list of historic events here's a list of cultural groups here's
00:51:47.100a break and then here's another list of cultural groups by the way here's a map now what i also
00:51:52.600think is very interesting is this information wouldn't have been particularly useful to people
00:51:58.360of this period so the question is is why is it kept in the bible right like and the answer is
00:52:06.140it's because it's a checksum for people of our period okay what i mean by this is it's something
00:52:12.960that the people who wrote it down couldn't have had a way to check the genetic ancestry of these
00:52:18.640cultural groups they couldn't have had a way to explore the map to make sure these groups were
00:52:23.760where the bible said they were it couldn't have had anything close to an ancestral record of the
00:52:30.160past 10 000 years right but we today do and so it allows us to go back and say
00:52:39.040does this book seem genuinely divinely inspired or does it not does it match a record in a way
00:52:47.720that nothing else could okay so it wasn't so much in there for more ancient populations but rather
00:52:57.140for far further humans who would see it and realize that this book almost impossibly calls
00:53:03.540shots, or yeah, impossibly calls shots, meaning they should take greater heed of what it's all
00:53:10.360about. Yeah. And it has the secondary effect of giving and imbuing the chapters with additional
00:53:16.280meaning, because it's what is being focused on here. It is civilizational innovation and
00:53:22.320development, which is what, which elucidates for people who can see it, that that is something of
00:53:29.100critical importance to God in terms of where we should be focusing our efforts and what makes you
00:53:35.080a favored people in his eyes. I think that we're supposed to basically treat this like a, that's
00:53:41.700what I was thinking, an ARG, an augmented reality game. But also it's important to note because
00:53:46.260people of the past wouldn't have been able to find out what these passages mean. It's important
00:53:50.200that we don't overkey to things that don't seem to make sense to us today. This is why I often say
00:53:56.440if you get to something that seems like it doesn't make sense, it might be for a different
00:54:01.580generation. It might just not be for you. It might not be relevant to you or people of your time
00:54:08.280because we're seeing things here that are just not relevant to some people in the past and their
00:54:12.720point of time, but was kept with fidelity for tens of thousands of years within this tradition.
00:54:19.000now i want to talk about a few quotes from these sections so we're going to go over
00:54:22.380the flood and the cain and abel story and the post-flood narrative because there's a few really
00:54:27.520important parts here that i didn't notice when i first read it oh okay so here's the most important
00:54:34.100line i think from the entire cain and abel story because i think it's where god lays out that we
00:54:39.380are supposed to have emotional control like that is a mandate for humanity
00:54:43.880then the lord said to cain why are you angry why is your face downcast if you do what is right
00:54:53.660will you not be accepted but if you do not do right it's right sin is crouching at your door
00:54:59.800it desires to have you but you must rule over it so this reminds me of something i have told
00:55:07.460our children so many times something i have told simone as well so many times you have to have
00:55:13.580emotional control it is absolutely critical to have emotional control when i see one of our kids
00:55:18.680begin to get angry and begin to work themselves up i sit them down and i'm like why are you angry
00:55:24.420why is your face downcast right if and typically when they're mad it's because they've been
00:55:29.900punished or something like that if you do what is right will it not be accepted like i've just
00:55:35.500scolded one of my kids they then get pouty and they want to lash out at their siblings
00:55:40.160right anyone who had parents has seen this happen and then you cratch down and you have this
00:55:45.960conversation with him i didn't notice this conversation ever before when i read the bible
00:55:50.740because i hadn't had kids yet i hadn't had this exact conversation a hundred times with my kids
00:55:55.520and i hadn't realized that the point of the story is as much well there's a few core points to it
00:56:02.840point number one is cain knew he did something bad even before the mosaic tradition was handed down
00:56:10.160god didn't need to tell him murder is wrong cain immediately tried to deflect from whether or not
00:56:16.860he murdered somebody okay second the story tells us that we are not talking about a literal chain
00:56:24.940of descendants here how do we know we're not talking about a literal chain of descendants
00:56:28.500here because cain's grandson was able to work with bronze and iron now there is no way you can
00:56:37.940work with any sort of biblical time scale that i'm aware of where that doesn't put bronze and iron
00:56:44.420way way way way way way way way way way way way before any human should have had bronze and iron
00:56:50.200from the historical record okay now you could argue that he was a magical person who had bronze
00:56:55.700and iron right i i guess but it doesn't say he had them because he was magic it just said that
00:57:00.600he was good at working with them now if you read it the way it appears to want to be read
00:57:05.300because these are the same kids who are related to the guy who brags about murdering somebody for
00:57:11.540injuring him which he does and he's like what you know it's kane oh you you get it back seven times
00:57:17.060for me well you get it back 77 times for me i'm just that violent that maps to the way that0.58
00:57:23.000cultures became a more violent during this period which they actually did
00:57:26.720then then it appears to be about cultures of this period and and who who does that map to
00:57:36.780what was the first culture of this period that had good bronze and iron working you're talking
00:57:43.320about groups like the hittites and like the assyrians that were known for being very very
00:57:48.280violent groups by the way if you're not familiar with this poem this is where he sings this poem0.93
00:57:52.920to his two wives ada and zilla listen to me wives of lamech hear my words i have killed a man for
00:57:59.380wounding me a young man for injuring me if kane is avenged seven times then lamak 77 times and0.92
00:58:06.560note here he's not talking about two different people this is just the way they like he says
00:58:12.180the same thing twice over and over again ada and zilla listen to me wives of lamech hear my words
00:58:16.900see that the exact same thing listed twice two different ways yeah and then i have i've killed a
00:58:23.520man for winning me i've killed young men a lot in the old testament though it's super repetitive
00:58:28.920yeah and then this is one of those things if you don't understand the way it's written if you don't
00:58:36.080understand that the way flood narratives are used you would think it's talking about a literal
00:58:41.940actual worldwide flood. If you don't understand this way of writing, you would think that he
00:58:48.340had killed two people. You wouldn't see that it is very clearly talking about one person who was
00:58:53.440killed. And this is where not understanding it was in its context can lead to misunderstandings
00:59:00.540of it. It's still a literalist reading. It's a literalist reading was in the context of the
00:59:05.480people who wrote it. And note here, is this supposed to be a lesson or something we're
00:59:09.540supposed to take away? No, it's bad. So then when Peter came to Jesus and asked, Lord, how many times
00:59:15.360shall I forgive my brother and sister who sins against me? Up to seven times? And Jesus answered
00:59:20.400him, I tell you not up to seven times, but up to 77 times. So you see here, Jesus is sort of
00:59:25.220inverting this old way of living. Nice. The other one that I thought was pretty interesting here,
00:59:32.980verse I wanted to go over, was when human beings began to increase in number on earth and daughters
00:59:37.500were born to them. Two, the sons of God saw the daughters of humans, were beautiful, and they
00:59:43.840married any of them they chose. Then the Lord said, my spirit will not contend with humans forever,
00:59:50.140for they are mortal. Their days will be numbered 120 years. So two really weird things going on
00:59:57.200here that we need to address. First, who are the sons of God in this context, right? And second,
01:00:06.500why did god shorten our lifespans to that extent it appears to be to me a bigger punishment than
01:00:15.180if you take a literalist reading than what was handed out in the garden of eden because i'm
01:00:20.060gonna be honest i probably don't want to live more than 900 years and if we're dealing with
01:00:24.500lifespans of like 900 800 years after being kicked out of the garden of eden i'd be like even that
01:00:29.280seems a little too long for my sake yeah second it creates a problem here if god means for 120
01:00:35.260years to be the age maximum of humans, which I actually wouldn't mind that as an age maximum
01:00:40.200of humans as longevity technology improves. Keep us young until we're 120 years old, then off with
01:00:45.800us. Why do other Christian groups treat that as a max? Why do they regularly attempt to live past
01:00:52.240that? Why do they say that they're doing something biblical when God is clearly like, it annoys me
01:00:58.760when humans live longer than this? And the other thing that's really interesting about this is I
01:01:02.480tried to figure out this word like what does he mean my spirit will not contend with humans living
01:01:08.040longer than this and unfortunately the verb used there that's literally the only time it's ever
01:01:14.500used in any ancient hebrew text ever so it's this random orphaned word that people maybe don't know
01:01:20.020how to properly translate then yeah which word exactly in that sentence the word that like will
01:01:27.300not contend with contend with it's oh it in context it sounds like he's saying it is like
01:01:36.680a bad from my perspective or it annoys me when humans live over 120 years i'm going to argue
01:01:42.000from a techno puritan perspective this makes sense humans need to improve intergenerationally
01:01:46.520if you look at like how unimproved the boomer generation is despite all the new information0.97
01:01:51.020they might have access to at the generation we see this if we look at you know old people stuck0.86
01:01:55.960in their ways we see this people appear to get stuck in their traditions and the way that1.00
01:02:01.800civilization advances and develops is we get to tell our kids what we believe about the world
01:02:07.000and then our kids like my dad telling me well we don't we don't believe in any religion i'm like
01:02:11.640well that doesn't seem to work so let's let's try something else okay but i'm only able to have that
01:02:17.000split because we get to live sort of this iterative case of intergenerational martyrdom
01:02:24.540that is allowed through these limited lifespans and again i'll note here it's also pretty crazy
01:02:31.480that he actually did name about the upper natural limit of the human lifespan here where i doubt
01:02:38.200they would have known many people who lived to the around the age of 120 yeah anyone in that period
01:02:43.620so that's that's also spicy there but then the second thing here which becomes even clearer with
01:02:48.080this next line is the nephilim were on earth in those days and also afterward when the sons of
01:02:52.900god went to the daughters of humans and had children with them they were the heroes of the
01:02:57.120old men of renown so this part i i do not like the traditional christian read here they say the sons
01:03:06.220of god being talked about here are angels or some some part of the heavenly host because in other
01:03:14.700parts which well i can get to them these same beings are talked about as hanging out with angels
01:03:21.020Note, another traditional Christian interpretation here, which is used pretty frequently among evangelical communities in the U.S., is that the sons of God are the sons of Seth, and they are talked about as the sons of God, specifically to set them apart from the descendants of Cain.
01:03:40.520Which kind of makes sense if this exact word wasn't only ever used in other places to mean something that looks like it's in some way involved with the heavenly host.
01:03:50.580So you've got Job 1, 6. Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before
01:03:56.240the Lord and Satan also came among them. Job 2, 1. Now that one you could say, well, maybe this is
01:04:02.440talking about humans, right? Humans coming to God and Satan being among them. A lot of people are
01:04:06.800like, well, I don't know. I don't know if I like that. The second one here is, again, there was a
01:04:11.200day when the sons of God came to present themselves to the Lord and Satan also came among him to
01:04:15.060present themselves to the Lord. A different one here, but about the same thing. When the morning
01:04:18.960stars sing together and all the sons of God shouted for joy. This is spoken at the moment
01:04:23.780of the earth creation. Again, a lot of people say, well, how could humans have existed at the
01:04:28.920moment of the earth creation? Within techno puritanism, you don't get this problem because
01:04:33.800you would say, well, if predestination exists, it's the people who don't exist yet singing for
01:04:38.620joy, like because they exist outside of time before their specific period in which they do
01:04:43.960exist and i sing for joy about the creation of reality i think all humans sing for joy when they
01:04:49.620when they talk about god creating reality or most humans do you know not buddhists or whatever
01:04:53.060and so this still works for me humans being here but you can see why other people the problem is
01:04:59.080is that satan appears to be among the sons of god often then in songs 29 1 you have ascribed to the
01:05:06.600lord oh sons of god heavenly beings ascribe to the lord god and strengths then songs 89 6 7 for
01:05:13.700For who in the skies can be comprehended to the Lord, who among the sons of God, heavenly
01:05:18.140beings, is like the Lord, a God greatly to be feared, and a counsel of the holy ones.
01:05:23.060So here the sons of God are in the holy ones.
01:18:30.760I have set my rainbow in the clouds and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the
01:18:35.460earth. Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will remember
01:18:40.660my covenant between you and all living creatures of every kind. Never again will the waters become
01:18:46.400a flood to destroy all life. Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember
01:18:52.600the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth.
01:18:57.280oh so the covenant of no more floods i super duper promise that covenant yes so god said to
01:19:03.180noah this is a sign of the covenant i have established between me and all life on earth
01:19:07.920okay then i won't flood you again covenant if the throwing yourself into the bonfire of
01:19:15.200your own vanity is done under the sign of a rainbow i think that has a degree of poetic justice
01:19:22.280dude okay right wow wow wow another thing i didn't know is you know that be fruitful
01:19:31.440and multiply comes twice right there's i've heard it a couple times yeah yeah it's a command well
01:19:38.680it might come more than twice but it's a commandment that's like over and over and
01:19:42.000over again as something you're supposed to do yeah it just seems like a go for it kid you know
01:19:46.400it's not your job is to expand god is very expansionist if he likes you if not he wishes
01:19:55.400demographic collapse on you and he will replace you with his favorite people because he talks
01:20:00.520about that it seems memory serves and just to get an idea of how crazy all this is when you piece
01:20:12.700it together is if you're willing to say the flood was an artistic convention while being a real
01:20:19.740event just not as big of an event as it's made out to be because in the artistic convention you
01:20:24.140always made everything bigger and more dramatic then what that allows you to have like what do
01:20:29.380you get out of this if you say that that was an artistic convention and that this is a checksum
01:20:34.500describing real places real maps and not meant to be read it's meant to be read literally but not in
01:20:41.640the lazy literative way right what do you get out of that you get a map and a genealogy that goes
01:20:48.500impossibly far back in time and covers an impossibly large geography for a group of that period
01:20:53.920especially a nobody group of that period which is what these people were at that time when you
01:20:59.460compare it to like the ancient greek like historians like if you read herodotus his like
01:21:05.000he actually went out there and tried to map the entire world yeah and he's all over the place he's
01:21:09.780making stuff up he's and stories are like actually laughable compared to these right
01:21:16.120let me you make a really good point for people to be like well it's 20 years off or it's how many
01:21:19.960even hundreds of years off compared to herodotus history which we still i'm not even talking about
01:21:25.400things being off now i'm talking about the genealogy and map then in addition to the
01:21:29.660genealogy and map you get a impossibly accurate timeline of tens of thousands of years of history
01:21:38.280dated in a way where you can't easily move fudge or play with the timeline
01:21:43.480and you also get an explanation of a civilization of the civilization of the ziggurats early
01:21:52.900civilization that they couldn't have understood during that period and transitions in what it
01:21:58.440meant to be human but it all comes back to one thing if these were the important things to take
01:22:05.460away from this chapter of genesis what it means is all of the important meat in genesis all of the
01:22:14.9603d image that comes out from looking at it the right way are about humanity civilizationally
01:22:23.540developing that appears to be what the story is critically interested in yeah so very much
01:22:31.060an extension but from a civilizational standpoint of the evolution described in the beginning yes
01:22:38.220that's super yeah i mean it now it makes sense when you put it that way now i'm not like glazing
01:22:45.560my eyes over when thinking about that section for sure yeah and what that means is god is a god as
01:22:53.440we sort of laid out in the last video of the civilized world of being a civilized human he
01:23:00.160is not a civilization that that that addresses the inherent sin within a human yes exactly and
01:23:07.040allows us to address that and he he he is he is not a god of the savage right and he doesn't
01:23:14.800consider those living beings oh and he really hates the gods of the savages as well because
01:23:20.780they have gods yes he's the god of civilization he you know the whole like you know a man shall
01:23:26.580not pass his seed through the fire to moloch like all of this he's like no we don't do child
01:23:30.640sacrifice we don't do all these like there are other gods and i was also really confused when i
01:23:34.660first read the old testament because i'm like wait what do you mean what is how is monotheism you
01:23:39.660can't have god you know acknowledging the existence of other gods like this is this is so screwed up
01:23:44.600but in the context of all this and in the context of this being the god of civilization of advancement
01:23:50.300of humans rising above our most basic violent horrible instincts yeah i mean yeah these these
01:23:57.680other humans are capable of having gods they're not they're not good and i'll note that the
01:24:02.520punishments handed to adam and eve as a result of choosing this way of living actually work with it
01:24:10.800the amount of labor that you have to do in a civilized society in a in a uh society where
01:24:15.740oh yeah well if you wanted to the sapiens argument you know also it was god who introduced
01:24:20.680agriculture which whatever his name is therefore introduced oh that's when everything got so hard
01:24:26.260and why why does childbirth hurt for human women when it doesn't hurt for any other mammal species
01:24:33.120it's really weird babies what it's because we have very large brained babies and because we
01:24:38.060walk upright but i think the large brain part is more important we have the use of our hands
01:24:41.880because we walk up right in large brains these are part of having this agency right so it's
01:24:48.740literally describing punishments that the people of this period wouldn't have been particularly
01:24:54.300aware of civilization to a great extent and i guess greater human intelligence the neanderthals0.92
01:24:59.480had giant heads so i don't know about that yeah well sorry i mean hominids right like neanderthals0.69
01:25:06.280appear to have some degree of intelligence they just never formed a civilization in the way that0.96
01:25:09.220we did so what i encourage people to do because i skipped over a lot of my findings here i have a
01:25:14.960lot laid out here it's just to the way fable writes i'm gonna have to go over it with another
01:25:20.720ai and rewrite it all just is so ai-ish i don't like it god has a very ai voice grok has to me
01:25:29.340the most natural sounding voice i don't know if you're it does so what i'd probably do is rewrite
01:25:34.340it with grok that said the the layout of the findings that we got here genuinely astonished0.71
01:25:42.480me like i did not think it would be as easy as let's just take that stupid timeline that people
01:25:49.980have tried to you know put all of her history into and just paste it to the first stable city0.64
01:25:58.080we're aware of and then it fits in like nine different points to the archaeological record
01:26:03.340yeah like a little lego chunk and then let's take the other story and just reverse paste it
01:26:10.860onto events that we're aware of and again it just fits like a lego chunk like ka-chink
01:26:16.960it's not even like hard like it was like baby's first arg that's what i was thinking an arg an
01:26:22.020augmented reality game and it also surprises me and i don't know what to think of this
01:26:27.100is that other people haven't said people can correct me if other people have gotten parts
01:26:31.100of this before that this isn't something that's like more widely talked about or a widely read
01:26:37.060way of reading the bible is coming at it and being like no the bible's not going to have stuff in it
01:26:42.340that means literally nothing but it's also not going to contradict what we are aware of in the
01:26:46.660archaeological record so when i say like like big things like the people who were doing these
01:26:53.040archaeologies i'm not talking about like modern academics or whatever i'm talking about like
01:26:57.380when every archaeologist was a christian and we you know could trust everything it still wildly
01:27:03.280contradicts the archaeological record to say something like copper and iron were within like
01:27:09.440three generations of the first humans like that that doesn't that's not plausible and i'm not
01:27:14.700gonna i'm not gonna buy something that's not plausible because then i try to tell this to my
01:27:19.340kids and they'll just leave the religion right so i have to look and say oh but when i look and say
01:27:24.520oh my god like this fits both the archaeological record inhumanly exactly why not just accept that
01:27:30.500right like well i have to wonder if perhaps this is because the first wave of biblical literists
01:27:37.960trying literalists trying to reconcile the bible with technology did so at a time when a lot of
01:27:45.380technology was coming online and we had a lot of the abilities to disprove some of the previous
01:27:49.820interpretations but not enough information to to go all the way and prove how actually it is
01:27:56.300accurate like they're they were in this middle ground and then it kind of solidified as a
01:28:01.840tradition so much so that then there was almost this separate folk interpretation of the bible
01:28:07.860where you had to start throwing out big swaths of the archaeological record and our understanding
01:28:13.340of evolution and all these other things because they they didn't want to revisit it they just
01:28:19.100figured that digging deeper would lead to less proof of biblical literalism rather than more
01:28:24.640that's that's kind of my guess because i think there's a lot of stuff as you pointed out
01:28:29.560that was only found relatively recently yeah and it has only become easier to actually draw
01:28:35.840all these connections just within the past even three months with ai as it stands now
01:28:42.860to be able to say, well, can you cross-reference all these things and these historical events and
01:28:47.520these references in the Bible? That's not an easy thing to do. Yeah. And I mean, you can have
01:28:53.880biblical scholars working for a long time, and they have, but have they worked on this for such
01:28:59.180a long time with also the archaeological record and understanding of biology and historical
01:29:04.160geology and all these other factors been as advanced? No, I don't think so.
01:29:09.120And note here, I want to take an aside here and, you know, tell people this is not like normal Bible math. This isn't like I take numbers from the Bible and I assume they're supposed to be something totally different or I move them around and I add a number here and I add a number here.
01:29:28.300we are working with what the bible appears to be talking about early human civilization
01:29:33.700and just copying and pasting the numbers and what it says about the individuals within those numbers
01:29:40.520because it it will say x person lived at this time and they did x and then be like okay so it
01:29:45.560said that they were like a very godly people let's see if there's anything unique about this
01:29:49.340civilization oh they were known for making lots of statues of their deities right like that's
01:29:54.120that's an interesting thing to note there um it's not like the maximum sort of stretching you get
01:30:00.360when you're trying to match other things in history which i really don't like this is just
01:30:04.800simple copy and paste in a way that genuinely shouldn't work if without some help somewhere
01:30:12.220along the way i know i appreciate that because i think when people try to fudge it and again i
01:30:18.080I had watched that super long takedown by that primatologist about the creation museum in the
01:30:24.600United States. What really bothered her as a primatologist who understood evolution,
01:30:29.520all these other things was just how blatant, blatantly ignored many things were and how things
01:30:35.760were just conveniently left out. And when you do that, when you fudge it, you are going to
01:30:40.840hemorrhage faithful people. Like you can't both be like, it's super real, but then leave out really
01:30:47.300conspicuous things because if someone values reality they're going to catch that if they
01:30:53.400don't value reality they don't need you to prove it anyway they'll go on the faith of it all
01:30:57.280and so yeah it's the worst possible approach to this and i i love i love this approach to
01:31:03.400biblical literalism the techno puritan religion makes so much sense and it's so funny because
01:31:08.040we were just at first like i don't know i think it would be a good idea for us to have a hard
01:31:12.180religion let's just like let's read the bible and see if it has anything interesting oh my god
01:31:18.540oh my god this makes it like as a person who has read herodotus because i like herodotus
01:31:23.600when i got to that point in genesis i was like what the what the what the is this this map is
01:31:31.100insane like this history is insane they shouldn't have this this makes herodotus look like a toddler
01:31:39.080and it's just like dropped here and what everyone just had that the bible lacks was a sense of humor
01:31:45.360okay and every time previously that i read it it's like i just skipped those parts because it
01:31:51.380seemed boring to me and i think you know how it says like god hardens people's hearts i think he
01:31:56.620does that for certain groups over long periods of time and certain people that prevent them from
01:32:00.340seeing obvious things like this because they're not meant to see it or maybe it's supposed to come
01:32:05.420together all at once on this podcast i i don't know right like well god plays favorites i know
01:32:11.140that it's maybe seeing something like this is meant to affirm some of the other weird things
01:32:17.220in terms of our interpretation of the bible for people who otherwise haven't seen stuff like this
01:32:22.100or or this isn't a popular theory among their communities because it makes a lot of sense to
01:32:26.280them maybe that's the way it's supposed to work and that's why people's minds were we're sort of
01:32:29.880hardened to seeing something that as soon as i read it seemed fairly obvious it seemed as obvious
01:32:35.720as you know when you open like a lord of the rings book or something and there's like a map at the
01:32:40.800beginning of it yeah it really felt like opening genesis and it's like what why is the map section
01:32:46.080i don't remember a map being here this is the elves and the orcs and the dwarves and they live
01:32:53.520in this form so if you guys want to see these these do check out the page if anybody wants to
01:33:00.420undertake the project of rewriting it in human language please undertake that project i don't
01:33:05.140want to deal with it no m dashes or semicolons allowed no i really resist that i resent that
01:33:09.680so deeply no no it just sounds obnoxiously ai yeah but it was it goes way deeper so you get to
01:33:16.700actually see the civilizations develop in images and in descriptions of the way they lived of the
01:33:25.740people that are being laid out here in genesis if my interpretation of this is correct and what that
01:33:32.220it basically like fills in an entire chapter of genesis that you're supposed to decipher through
01:33:38.620ciphers fairly easy ciphers i might add what do you mean fairly oh just how like just connect
01:33:47.040the dots then yeah it's just freaking fable like the best smartest model that we've had access to
01:33:54.400so far come on man be a little more humbled by the technology but aren't you pretty amazed by
01:34:02.140this the map the timeline the i'm very i'm very amazed by it i'm this was way more impressive
01:34:08.100than i thought it would be and this was me going into it with so much humorous because where things
01:34:12.660have like come out in the past have been you know the bible's probably true like that would further
01:34:18.220affirm my face this time i just went into it and i was like no the bible is true and therefore this
01:34:23.720means something and therefore if i pop it on a map it's going to do something and it did for three
01:34:31.540different data sets which shocked me yeah i was like well shit i guess i guess this is true i
01:34:40.580guess this is real and not just real but this way of interpreting it is the correct way of0.78
01:34:45.280interpreting it what do you want to call our way of interpreting it because it's a special type of
01:34:49.160literalism real biblical literalism non-cope biblical literalism based biblical literalism
01:34:59.480i guess i guess i'd call it deep literalism to contrast it with surface literalism oh i like
01:35:04.520deep literalism that sounds good yeah every story actually means something more than just a an
01:35:12.520allegory unless it's like an obvious allegory but what that is won't always be transparent
01:35:19.000from the surface level reading of the story anyway love you simone and this was a lot of
01:35:25.160lot of fun i hope for you this was absolutely fascinating i mean i'm really looking forward
01:35:29.480to going back and does that wait did you get this the genesis ledger you put this on oh yeah
01:35:35.320techno puritan oh okay so this is on the website it's on the website dot com slash genesis five
01:35:42.560why genesis five because that's what i was looking at when i first built it was let's go into genesis
01:35:47.800five okay okay what this could map to well all right nerds go to techno puritan.com slash genesis
01:35:54.460five and the other thing that i think is going to surprise a lot of christians and jews because i
01:36:00.300was unaware of this is the location that's being talked about from the very beginning of the out
01:36:07.180of an eve story the the mouse waters of the tigers and the euphrates all the way to the story of
01:36:12.160abraham is within like a 20 minute drive of each other like oh yeah because you did this little
01:36:18.660tour i'm not sorry this man oh sorry all right well it's also nowhere near israel that also
01:36:28.140surprised me wait so how far did you need to drive from israel to go on that that whole tour
01:36:32.500oh no no i didn't go to this region this isn't this is a different region this is this region
01:36:40.000is in like southern turkey yeah oh turkey but that all of this now still the descendants of
01:36:47.400the jewish people are one of them but it's a region that also makes more sense of your fanning
01:36:52.980culture out into ancient greece into you know ancient europe and into ancient israel at around
01:36:59.120the same time because they would have received if you're assuming a true eve the genetics or
01:37:05.240cultural pollination from this region around the time the actual kingdom of israel did which would
01:37:12.160explain why you see things like ancient athens take off before ancient israel because they were
01:37:18.240genuinely closer to that part of the world's genetic stock in terms of migration patterns
01:37:24.860and stuff like that which is also really fascinating and i i was surprised to see that as
01:37:29.560well it's totally reframed so much of genesis for me and i hope you guys have fun more deep
01:37:34.560literalism episodes this is really fun if you do i can just keep going through and trying to figure
01:37:40.660out what's going on okay yeah i think that'd be really interesting and it also going through this
01:37:47.760disgusts me more with strict surface level literalists because now i'm reminded of stuff
01:37:55.480that they believe that is super sacrilegious from my perspective like we're having sex with people0.96
01:38:01.780and oh yeah yeah come on guys like that to me just sounds like straight sacrilege right like
01:38:08.200that completely changes the nature of what an angel is what god's relationship to angels are
01:38:15.400what this celestial host is and i don't i don't like that you know i don't like it
01:38:21.740perverting the bible with their sexual fantasies yeah i mean obviously not probably not all0.96
01:38:29.500literalists you guys can tell me who are literalists do you believe that angels had sex with0.81
01:38:33.840people and they had kids together and is any of that dna still in humanity because it doesn't say
01:38:38.780that no is not from one of these genetic lines so we can't really rule it out if you believe that
01:38:43.980yeah i don't know i'm very curious to see the comments on this it also and i will note here
01:38:49.720doesn't lay this out as like a bad thing it's not like god got mad at them for doing this
01:38:55.060not explicitly anywhere i mean you can you can say well he did send the flood in afterwards
01:38:59.720but it said he did that because of their level of wickedness not because of the interbreeding thing
01:39:04.100he appeared to be fine with that if you believe that's what was happening
01:39:07.140we don't we think it's just talking about humans or a certain subsect of humans that's right with
01:39:11.500god in the same way that jesus is set apart as the son of god which i i like that interpretation
01:39:17.800a lot more yeah i do too all right bye oh for dinner tonight what are we doing what's easy for
01:39:26.200you steak so the steak is pretty still frozen solid i i okay we could do queso or quesadillas
01:39:33.100let's do some queso don't think we can make a larger batch and uh yeah i mean like and also
01:39:39.600leftover queso with some chips and steak sounds like we were saying previously pretty pretty good
01:39:46.180yeah okay okay so it is friend we will we will do that oh have you been using butter in your
01:39:52.620queso yeah it's from a roux great great great butter is the base of a roux yeah i thank you
01:40:00.580for your cooking knowledge simone that was my mom thanks mom and your kids will know if you
01:40:07.860take the time to teach them i do i love doing cooking lessons with them when they'll stop
01:40:12.620running around now do you want to try to do a weekend episode or do you want to just go ahead
01:40:16.820early i would really like to get a bit early let's go a bit early yeah i'll get this episode
01:40:21.300ready for tomorrow i got i thought this episode was so fun so and this is the first time that
01:40:25.980we've had uh made a companion website well you that you made a companion a whole companion
01:40:31.140website talk about show notes to a next level it's so yeah if you haven't checked out the
01:40:35.420techno puritan website in a while it's gotten a total overhaul and it's really nice it looks
01:40:39.820yeah it's got pizzazz now i was the one that shocked me was in previous episodes i had laid
01:40:46.020out that i i thought that whatever it was called that totally a tefki was what was being talked
01:40:52.580about in eden and that really shocked me and then again to be double shocked with snakes being the
01:40:58.280number one snakes oh my gosh yeah they're just of all the things it could be snakes of everything
01:41:05.400yeah it had to why does it have to be snakes yeah right i gotta put that in that was so
01:41:13.000affirming for me as like no no no this isn't coincidence at this point because we're predicting
01:41:19.920future coincidences you can't predict future coincidences with this degree of accuracy right
01:41:25.260it can't keep being more and more and more things that affirm this interpretation
01:41:30.020Going back to some of your earliest discussions of techno-Puritanism and prophets, you call shot calling sort of the key, the key designator of a prophet.
01:41:42.920You know, it could be that a key designator of a prophetic script to document whatever you want to call it.
01:41:49.720Text is its ability to call shots or to accurately model.
01:41:54.300Yeah, we argue that's the entire thing that affirms the text.