Blood Satellite - Bart World No Mercy

00:00:00.000 as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be

00:00:07.720 blood satellite i hope my sickness doesn't just fucking tank this entire thing i'm not

00:00:23.260 as bad as i was yesterday you're good you gotta get up and then get down with the sickness

00:00:27.480 You gotta stay mid with the

00:00:30.420 Thread the needle of the sickness

00:00:32.280 It was so annoying

00:00:34.420 That when your head cold is so bad

00:00:36.240 You need to get up and walk around

00:00:38.300 Because the altitude of your head

00:00:40.480 Was just wrong

00:00:41.780 Yeah, that's how they get you

00:00:43.900 You know, what gave me the sickness was Paris

00:00:46.340 Are they sick over there?

00:00:49.540 Are they full of disease?

00:00:51.720 That's what I heard

00:00:52.600 You gotta ask me about Paris

00:00:54.580 Well, that's what I'm asking

00:00:56.380 I'm saying, is Paris gross and sick?

00:01:00.940 Moi, the French.

00:01:03.500 Moi, the French.

00:01:06.100 Moi, the French.

00:01:08.000 Bonjour, bonjour.

00:01:11.300 I'm contrasting our trip that me and my family went on to Paris, France, with Fortasax.

00:01:18.400 Not Paris, Idaho.

00:01:20.340 There's so many fucking Parises.

00:01:22.240 Can we just start with that?

00:01:23.580 Paris, Ontario.

00:01:24.260 Paris, Ontario. I bet it fucking sucks.

00:01:27.640 Why do sister cities even exist?

00:01:29.400 Why are we doing this?

00:01:31.920 Because every time you're in Paris,

00:01:33.240 Ontario, every day of your

00:01:35.220 life you're thinking,

00:01:36.260 this isn't Paris.

00:01:39.860 This is joke Paris.

00:01:42.740 Why would

00:01:43.360 you want that fucking life? Just come up with a new

00:01:45.300 there's, I don't know,

00:01:47.100 infinity names. You can name a town.

00:01:49.740 Call it fucking

00:01:50.380 Fredericksburg. Call it London.

00:01:52.380 Yeah, because with New York, they didn't just call it York as well.

00:01:57.440 Like the same York.

00:01:58.200 They put new.

00:01:58.880 Maybe they should have.

00:01:59.440 Be new Paris.

00:02:00.180 Maybe they should have.

00:02:01.140 I went to Paris, and that's why we didn't have an episode last week.

00:02:04.200 But I'm contrasting this against Fortisax's trip because Fortisax, friend of the show, interviewed on the show.

00:02:11.640 Who here doesn't love Fortisax?

00:02:13.700 I love him.

00:02:14.660 But he did the thing that every single guy in our space does when they go to literally any European city.

00:02:22.060 unprotected sex

00:02:23.140 unprotected sex

00:02:25.440 unprotected sex with a communist

00:02:27.260 but um

00:02:28.680 dominating

00:02:30.820 he went there

00:02:33.380 came back and he's like these people

00:02:35.280 know how to live these people

00:02:37.220 they do it right they've got the

00:02:39.540 joie de vivre

00:02:41.000 go to fucking Hungary

00:02:43.040 go to Iceland everyone says the same thing

00:02:45.080 look we got

00:02:47.360 crooked streets here too

00:02:49.140 alright we got cheese

00:02:50.960 you know here's what paris doesn't have let's start with this doesn't have good coffee no

00:02:59.000 really yeah you're thinking that blows my mind there's no way that is it a taste thing no really

00:03:05.940 is it just our taste is different or they actually have shit coffee okay let me tell you something

00:03:11.260 here's a real thing that happened in life so you go into when you go into paris its reputation

00:03:18.940 precedes it and there's a lot of things you don't want to do you don't want to piss off the french

00:03:23.300 right um and so they say okay if you want a latte we know what a latte is i don't drink them my wife

00:03:29.380 does they say don't don't go into a cafe and order a latte they'll just give you a glass of milk yeah

00:03:34.900 because that's it they think it's funny i think it's dumb and because technically that is what

00:03:39.860 is i i guess but then i go into a cafe and i look on the menu in the coffee section it says

00:03:48.840 latte so i'm like okay you must know what that means if it's in the coffee section and i order

00:03:55.660 i'm like and i point i'm like i you know latte and they still give me a cup of milk what the

00:04:00.500 fuck is this well it's on the menu what is what is happening here is did they just call it something

00:04:04.800 else like cafe au lait or is it is there something i don't know well it's written on the fucking

00:04:08.440 thing there's no milk section it's in the coffee section yeah so why did you know that's just one

00:04:13.060 it literally is there to fuck with you

00:04:15.480 to fuck with tourists

00:04:16.460 yeah I guess but I'm

00:04:19.280 going out of my way

00:04:21.000 they say oh you know what they hate

00:04:23.480 they hate the arrogant American

00:04:25.820 by the way I love the arrogant American

00:04:27.540 he's the best he's my favorite American

00:04:29.180 there's nothing better than an arrogant

00:04:31.980 American walking out with his belly

00:04:34.040 out just no shirt

00:04:35.900 fucking dirty socks

00:04:38.000 are we talking about the Chinese

00:04:39.200 I'm just

00:04:40.900 Do you think it's great how white trash and Chinese guys are the same thing?

00:04:46.620 Y'all just wear dirty socks and sandals and shit.

00:04:49.420 Shirt rolled up over the belly, yeah.

00:04:51.920 Fucking eyes taped back.

00:04:56.420 Fucking falling into a machine.

00:04:59.180 They're both doing this.

00:05:03.080 It's the same picture.

00:05:06.540 There's a lot to love about France.

00:05:08.600 And I love the arrogant American.

00:05:10.900 and i went in there you know i didn't have the vitality because i didn't want to embarrass myself

00:05:18.000 in front of french so they say you know what just make an effort to speak french they know you can't

00:05:23.020 speak french but they say oh bonjour parlez-vous anglais and they will say yes or they'll lie and

00:05:30.120 say a little just shut up shut up a little yes you do you just fuck with me but i can't i can't

00:05:37.040 or a fight i can't launch across the table at you and make a big hairy conniption about it

00:05:43.460 so i mean okay well whatever but i you know they can call you on it immediately based on how you

00:05:50.300 pronounce your jays so like you know i was ordering a fucking sandwich with serrano ham

00:05:56.400 you say jambon and like or say bonjour yes hello yes hi hey i'm sorry i'm trying

00:06:04.820 i'm trying really fucking hard i'm sorry to say bonjour i don't know what you do with your

00:06:10.440 fucking jays yeah and then say jambon and it's like oh you don't pronounce the jay so what's

00:06:16.420 ambon what is what are you doing humble humble humble shut up shut up why is there a fucking j

00:06:25.320 why why do you use it erase you grab his little french hand and you wipe the chalk jay off the

00:06:32.820 can i say something else about the french at least with the men a lot of them have corpse skin

00:06:39.020 oh yeah it's it's i don't know it's like a jaundiced wax museum type skin and i've seen

00:06:47.580 it a few times and it was it was like a whiplash figures i'm starting off really negative i'm

00:06:54.520 sorry i didn't mean this tracks that's kind of what i thought you know you know i hear i hear

00:06:58.380 all this and you please i want to hear the truth but i hear this stuff all the time about oh they

00:07:02.800 They eat so well, and they work short hours and take long breaks, and it's all free love.

00:07:09.060 And they're like, oh, it sounds degenerate and unhinged and undisciplined, and I bet they are sickly people who are short, bow-legged, and die young.

00:07:17.660 Returning to the coffee thing, I don't think they have good coffee.

00:07:20.320 I think if you went to Italy, that's the cafe culture.

00:07:23.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:23.760 France is the boulangerie culture.

00:07:25.320 So they have, you know, you can get coffee.

00:07:27.740 I think it was subpar when I had it.

00:07:30.020 Or it didn't strike me as a coffee-centric culture like Italy might or maybe Spain is.

00:07:38.080 However, if you like pastries, if you like breads, if you like breakfast and brunch, my God, that's fucking everywhere.

00:07:46.060 So the positive is we stayed in a nice part of Paris.

00:07:49.720 And so you walk in the street and you go to these boulangeries.

00:07:52.780 You get all kinds of amazing food just randomly, which is fun.

00:07:57.360 You just walk the streets and find a place.

00:08:00.020 You don't need to plan too far ahead.

00:08:01.980 However, I will push back on one of the things people say,

00:08:05.060 which is like, you can go into any cafe and order a salad,

00:08:09.220 and it's the best salad of your life.

00:08:11.620 Okay, calm down.

00:08:13.600 I had some bad food in Paris, okay?

00:08:15.940 They know how to fuck things up, too.

00:08:18.720 Here's the weirdest thing about Paris.

00:08:20.160 It's that, and maybe this is our problem,

00:08:22.460 where we were still using Google Maps and Google reviews of restaurants.

00:08:26.980 so every place we went to that had like a 4.7 4.9 out of 5 was one of the worst things i've ever

00:08:34.840 had but and something that was like 3.7 was fucking amazing so i don't know what that means

00:08:42.960 i don't know what that's indicative of but like the plate the random place across the street from

00:08:48.480 us had one of the best beef tartars i ever had but we went across town in order to cook the beef

00:08:53.740 and it was like over well done flavorless beef and it was expensive too i'm like what this is

00:09:00.560 a slap in the face but i you know again starting off negative i don't even want to um it was funny

00:09:07.860 though that like i said you have sort of a nervousness because reputation of the french

00:09:12.960 precedes them so you know we got like a serrano ham sandwich with cheese and my wife said you know

00:09:19.300 there's not a lot of ham in here.

00:09:21.440 You know, it would be nice if there was a bit more ham.

00:09:23.860 And I'm like, what do you want me to do, bitch?

00:09:26.140 Uh-oh.

00:09:26.760 Seriously.

00:09:27.580 Because imagine going to a French person and saying,

00:09:31.860 can I have more ham as a foreigner?

00:09:36.900 Oh, yes, you want your ham stacked to the ceiling.

00:09:45.640 Oh, yes, you want a briefcase of ham.

00:09:49.300 yeah i'm okay i'm sorry i want you know you're right you're right paris um other than that like

00:09:59.040 just to i wanted to this is kind of the opposite of paris syndrome because when i said i was going

00:10:06.240 everyone linked me the wikipedia page to paris syndrome which is i apparently japanese people

00:10:12.760 are still having seizures when they touch down in paris because it doesn't look like

00:10:16.400 a disney movie i don't know what they expect i mean like in my view paris going back to the

00:10:23.900 the stories of the french revolution has always been kind of a uh an elegant but seedy and violent

00:10:30.340 place yeah right i didn't know what people are expecting when they go to france we didn't go to

00:10:35.320 eiffel tower like apparently there's just like africans hanging my mental image of paris is

00:10:40.420 tale of two cities yeah like i can't not imagine like dead children and rats that's paris yeah

00:10:47.920 it like my image of it's it's this like beautiful architecture and the streets are just red with

00:10:54.560 blood and black with rats right right um but it's not that it's better than that but if you go in

00:11:01.020 with that attitude then you will be pleasantly surprised like i was beautiful excellent but uh

00:11:05.720 Here's one thing I'd learned.

00:11:07.340 They said, don't eat the crepes that are sold by the Eiffel Tower.

00:11:11.140 Really?

00:11:11.740 I had said, well, I wasn't going to order a street crepe, but why?

00:11:15.700 And they said, well, all the vendors down there,

00:11:17.780 they didn't say they were African or Muslim,

00:11:20.700 but I'm just auto-completing that.

00:11:23.060 They said that they don't take their batter and their ingredients home.

00:11:26.560 They actually store it under the street in the sewer in, like, hanging bags.

00:11:30.520 So they're sewer crepes is what they call it.

00:11:33.160 Oh, shit.

00:11:33.420 and i'm like it can't be that hard to take it home and put it in the fridge you fuckers

00:11:39.680 it's like it just seems like a twist of the knife dealing with yeah yeah but we didn't go to the

00:11:45.300 eiffel tower they're like why why go the eiffel tower but where do we go my god c'est magnifique

00:11:50.940 we went to art de triomphe went to napoleon's tomb which i can't recommend enough um i'll get

00:11:58.100 to that in a second it went to the louvre went to you where we went to you're gonna fucking love

00:12:03.000 this do you ever see john wick for uh yeah where he dies right yeah at the end where they have that

00:12:11.640 duel yeah yeah we went there it's a famous the blind chinese dude duel he was there but it was

00:12:19.860 with like the guy who played pennywise the clown with the creepy face um that's a that's real

00:12:25.900 church and there's that staircase that he goes up he keeps getting knocked down right yeah yeah yeah

00:12:31.080 I went to that staircase.

00:12:32.120 I didn't know this.

00:12:32.820 Apparently, they just CGI'd that staircase.

00:12:34.620 It's actually just three little flights of stairs instead of, like, 20, which is what it was in the movie.

00:12:40.180 And I was livid.

00:12:43.700 Because you wanted to fall down it a few times with your gun.

00:12:46.160 Yeah, I wanted to take a photo of me falling down this cataclysm of stairs.

00:12:52.960 But you would love this place because it's just, like, a small old town.

00:12:58.080 It's, like, a town within Paris.

00:12:59.100 so you go up there and there's just the old cathedrals

00:13:01.640 it's a tourist spot of course but there's like

00:13:03.340 a little village there and you go to

00:13:05.400 the church and it's overrun people

00:13:07.440 taking photos and it's a nice view

00:13:08.940 but it's got these little

00:13:11.200 winding streets and it's just very quaint

00:13:13.340 it was like my favorite thing we went to

00:13:15.300 and I wasn't even looking forward to it

00:13:17.260 it's called Sacre Coeur

00:13:18.580 and then you go to the

00:13:21.340 Arc de Triomphe, you go up to the top and you can get

00:13:23.400 one of the best views of the city

00:13:25.340 you can never get in Eiffel Towers

00:13:27.500 right there too you're like right the send the the apex the intersection of so many different

00:13:32.000 streets the cool thing about paris and i will say this it's that it does have a vibe to it

00:13:39.160 it's got a vibe that new york didn't have when we went there because you know we lived so long

00:13:44.540 in toronto and people hate when i say this but toronto new york kind of have the same

00:13:47.580 essence to them they are they look very similar nearly identical i know new york's bigger but

00:13:52.820 it's basically the same fucking thing but like if you can just kind of we did what you would

00:13:57.700 love to do i know when you go to places you love to kind of get lost and wander the streets and

00:14:01.860 paris is one of the best places in the world to just wander streets because you go down these

00:14:07.280 like blind alleys and it's it looks like it's you know a thousand years old this looks like a very

00:14:13.660 old city and all and then you've been you walk around for hours and then you start to notice

00:14:19.280 oh my god the ground is all either like tiles or cobblestones there's no just like concrete

00:14:24.440 sidewalks like every inch of this place has a cool thing going on and all the every street is

00:14:30.900 winding and twisting and it's they're narrow and the sidewalks are narrow and you have to

00:14:36.300 kind of carefully navigate it but there's really only one section of the city that has skyscrapers

00:14:44.160 it's a big city right there's like one section the entire rest of the city is at max five

00:14:49.240 stories tall it's that's it's that type of paris building that you're probably imagining which is

00:14:55.220 like it's elegant and it's got sort of the romeo and juliet balcony it just looks nice but it's

00:14:59.500 it's that level so it's nothing towering and oppressive but i don't know it's just you can

00:15:04.060 see the sky there is what i'm saying yeah yeah what's interesting it's that nice i think you'll

00:15:09.580 like this too as i was walking these really narrow streets um and people are just walking on the road

00:15:15.760 they're on the sidewalks but they're spilling out into the road and then cars have to go down at

00:15:19.880 these these sort of side streets and then you know they have to drive slow and people kind of

00:15:23.440 get out of the way i'm like this is a it's a walkable city it's a walkable city in the sense

00:15:29.920 that the pedestrians are in charge of everything pedestrians and then cyclists and then like cars

00:15:36.680 are like subservient to all of them so people like walk around with confidence

00:15:41.040 just in the streets.

00:15:42.880 And then cars have to deal with it.

00:15:45.400 And I never really experienced that before.

00:15:47.520 And you realize back here

00:15:48.900 how car-centric we are. I'm not saying that's good or bad.

00:15:51.900 But one thing I noticed

00:15:52.900 is no good cars there.

00:15:56.600 You go around

00:15:57.440 even small towns in Canada.

00:16:00.040 You might see an expensive

00:16:01.340 truck. You probably see...

00:16:02.900 There's way too many Teslas in Canada.

00:16:06.360 Once I came back

00:16:07.380 home, I saw five Cybertrucks

00:16:09.100 on the highway.

00:16:11.040 but really what like by the airport just like driving one yeah i mean like a few and you know

00:16:17.000 they're fine but like i i pointed out i'm like hey hey the meme meme truck the meme truck but um

00:16:25.440 but it's not a car centric city they don't care about cars like that at least that's my vibe that

00:16:31.380 i got from them so it's all these like small cars shitty cars and it's just no one cares whereas

00:16:37.240 here like we're obsessed with cars and we're obsessed because of that we're obsessed with

00:16:40.400 rules about cars whereas there everything's fluid everything is no one honks every kind of sounds

00:16:47.000 like china in a sense everyone's kind of merging and none of the roads make any fucking sense like

00:16:52.420 well i mean in china all they fucking do is honk it's just constant honking but even when there's

00:16:59.340 no reason this is the opposite no one honks and everything's just it's chaos but it works nice

00:17:05.560 And here's the other thing I liked.

00:17:07.380 The cyclists, as a result, don't try and act like cars, which is what they do here.

00:17:13.360 They act like people on bicycles.

00:17:14.700 Yeah, they act like people on bicycles.

00:17:15.800 They weave and they heal.

00:17:17.500 But here, like, you'll see cyclists who think they're cars and will, like, take up space like cars.

00:17:22.900 And, like, as a cyclist, it won't be the site.

00:17:26.080 They'll be in front of you.

00:17:26.660 Like, I'm on wheels.

00:17:27.520 I'm you, right?

00:17:28.860 Yeah, take up space at 35 kilometers per hour.

00:17:31.980 It's really nice.

00:17:33.060 Here's another thing I noticed.

00:17:34.240 i will say 70 percent of the women i saw there were absolutely gorgeous not only absolutely

00:17:43.980 gorgeous but dressed like models just walking around at all times a french thing or a paris

00:17:50.720 thing paris meant not french i'm not yeah this i'm restricting this to paris we didn't the only

00:17:55.820 time we went out of that was the palace to versailles we went to versailles because i remember

00:18:00.000 having that experience in certain areas of toronto and new york as well where it's like oh well this

00:18:04.040 is the place where beautiful people go to be seen and unbeautiful people have the feeling that this

00:18:11.420 is not a like i don't want to go here because i'm going to get mogged the minute i step outside

00:18:15.180 but i wonder sometimes like yeah it kind of makes sense paris would be one of those places and i'm

00:18:20.720 talking about just all white women too but like a very distinct french beautiful so it's phenotype

00:18:25.940 yeah but then also wearing night does not necessarily expensive just nice clothing and

00:18:31.560 makeup and just they're out and you realize god damn it women here are so fucking busted

00:18:37.920 yeah i'm serious man like women women are not okay over here in can it's the diet man it's

00:18:47.100 the diet and the drugs and and well and the life and there's a it's a lot of things yeah it's the

00:18:51.100 culture for for one thing and the diet and the drugs and the the lifestyle like as much as i

00:18:56.860 want to mock them for being degenerate like if everybody works less that means women work less

00:19:01.520 and women should not be working men's jobs.

00:19:04.280 Women working men's jobs turns women

00:19:06.280 into little disgusting pig trolls.

00:19:09.240 And here's the other thing.

00:19:11.080 The men broadly look like shit.

00:19:14.700 They look like Toronto guys.

00:19:16.620 They look like just guys you see around here.

00:19:19.200 Turns out this is what peak masculinity looks like already.

00:19:23.440 You may not like it, but Toronto guy is peak.

00:19:28.360 Yeah, but not peak.

00:19:30.440 they look like shit they look like just like well no we're saying is there is a spectrum

00:19:35.240 and we're on the same if you go over there right now a lot of these listeners you'll clean up

00:19:40.920 i'm telling you all right like if you if you walk in with like oh that fucking canadian

00:19:46.640 confidence like everyone there it's very feminized the french language is strange

00:19:51.080 because it feminizes the male voice but it masculizes the female voice that is weird

00:19:56.500 like female voices get deeper when they speak french but male voices get softer i can't make

00:20:01.660 heads or tails of it explains a lot though yeah and also remember just you know i went there with

00:20:08.120 my family too so i have a very young child nichols with me it was funny i was um talking to some

00:20:14.200 people beforehand i was actually talking to last things about this before he had gone to paris and

00:20:19.000 he's like oh man who are you leaving your kid with i'm like no no and i'm taking him with us

00:20:23.700 he's uh just over a year and a half he's like oh man i hope you're bringing some help like nope

00:20:27.640 should i i don't know like it just it i just thought oh bring bring your kids that's what

00:20:33.000 you do right when you're a parent i didn't i didn't plan on all this other shit so we made

00:20:37.160 it work a seven hour flight you know both ways but whatever figured it out we do what we always

00:20:43.260 do i got where was i oh i think yeah it was on um that last like marathon stream meta prime did

00:20:50.420 I don't know if people caught that Metaprime did like a 24 hour or 12 hour stream.

00:20:54.640 Judas was on there and I was on there.

00:20:56.660 And he had brought up that I had made a comment at one point that parents who let their children cry on a plane are pieces of shit.

00:21:04.400 And I've never said that.

00:21:06.640 And I don't want people to think I've ever said that.

00:21:09.480 If you've heard that I said that, I never did.

00:21:12.560 I just said that there are precautions one can take to limit the instances of a child freaking out.

00:21:19.640 the longer the flight is it's inevitable that they will freak out oh yeah like if you're on

00:21:25.540 a 10-hour flight they're going to start crying like at some point it's it most there's a difference

00:21:30.100 between like a kid lets out a cry or a whimper or even for a certain amount of time and then the kid

00:21:35.960 is just crying persistently for an hour because like as a parent you know you can have a like i've

00:21:41.280 my girls have i've had days where they'll cry for five fucking hours straight non-stop so you just

00:21:47.800 can't have that on a plane but there's ways that you can mitigate it yeah i mean if you get um you

00:21:52.900 get the toys you get the books you get the you know i i just really hate i hated air france i

00:21:58.960 hated charles de gaulle airport worse than pearson airport which is has been ranked the worst airport

00:22:04.420 on earth before charles de gaulle airport is far worse it's a there's a kafka-esque labyrinth

00:22:11.740 it's interesting when you think back on your life the the memories that you hold closest to your

00:22:19.180 heart are rarely the ones you plan you know it's just a certain moment it seems like your soul

00:22:25.520 just takes a snapshot and i i felt like there was one when i was in paris in the silliest time

00:22:32.340 where my wife was um she wanted to go to this special store where you can get these combs

00:22:38.660 custom made there's it's like a family heirloom you go to this this one place that makes these

00:22:43.260 like really fine crafted combs get them engraved and everything she wanted to do that but took a

00:22:47.940 while um because the service in many places in paris is just fucking made up they don't understand

00:22:54.220 lines or cues or anything you just show up and they deign to select you at their leisure

00:22:59.500 remember i'm like i gotta keep this kid busy because he's over he's over a year and a half

00:23:04.240 so he's running around all he wants to do is run around and rip things off shelves cool like i like

00:23:10.340 all that i'm not complaining but he's not gonna sit in a stroller he's not gonna sit so so i'm

00:23:15.000 like i just find a corner like a weird corner at an intersection and then we're just hanging out

00:23:20.580 there for like 40 minutes and he's having the time of his life and we're just walking around

00:23:24.660 keep he's not running in the street but it's like same thing these really narrow crooked streets and

00:23:30.320 it's overcast the entire time the sun does not shine in paris but i don't know it's just those

00:23:36.200 those moments i'm like i'm thinking back i'm like i'm gonna remember this i remember him just like

00:23:40.180 laughing his head off and running in a circle in this nondescript fucking corner for paris

00:23:47.360 the magic of it overtakes you in a sense in a way that i don't think some other cities will be and

00:23:52.560 i was thinking about this like if you know the next place we want to go every time we go on a

00:23:57.140 trip i like to think what if this was the last vacation or the last trip we could ever do because

00:24:02.260 you know i haven't gone a lot right so i'm like you know i would love it to be italy uh at some

00:24:07.560 point i'd love to go to japan and you've been to japan i'm sure it's great but i'm like i i don't

00:24:13.480 know if we'll have the same connection to the essence of the place you know like if you're in

00:24:19.660 tokyo versus like this this city that like you feel the the you feel every inch of fucking history

00:24:28.620 just bombarding you all the time like what was well you went you into japan what was that like

00:24:34.140 i didn't go to tokyo i went to osaka and then we went to a number of other like

00:24:38.540 mid-industrial cities because we wanted to like see what real japan was like and i osaka was

00:24:45.500 is incredible i mean it's also kind of a touristy place but it was really beautiful

00:24:48.840 and we did the same like you described we got an airbnb so we're staying in like somebody's

00:24:53.700 apartment and we like wandered around through this the sujis like the covered markets and did

00:24:59.280 the whole thing like the live the japanese life for uh for a week it's nice but i think like my

00:25:05.220 thing as my all the things that people say they love about japan i loved observing them but i

00:25:10.220 wouldn't want to live there like it's totally it is a very very alien very alien place from a

00:25:14.740 cultural standpoint i don't think i'd be able to live there i mean china i already it was so hard

00:25:19.620 for me to just living in china um but hong kong i mean i didn't technically i didn't live in china

00:25:23.880 i lived in hong kong but hong kong is still moderately english like the foundational cultural

00:25:29.140 core of hong kong is english it's just got china layered over top of it japan is truly alien to me

00:25:35.960 i know yeah so that's why i'm like that might be too hostile to my senses and you know what i mean

00:25:42.640 like unless I had a guy like when you land in a place like Paris or Rome I know it's touristy but

00:25:47.640 like you can you know you're always thinking about Rome aren't you every yeah yeah Rome

00:25:53.140 but I'm like I don't know where I'd begin in like I've actually I was more nervous about going to

00:25:58.760 Europe just because I've heard from people like even you saying now and then I've heard from

00:26:02.560 people who who my family members who lived in Italy and in Germany that Europeans tend to be

00:26:08.560 fucking assholes to anglos that they don't they don't like that you don't speak their language

00:26:12.540 like you think you're better than them because you don't speak their language like and like they

00:26:15.680 think less of you because you're not multilingual in japan it's not that at all like everybody in

00:26:20.760 japan even if you don't speak any japanese at all everybody that we met was so fucking friendly and

00:26:26.440 even if there's no communication at all they're trying so hard like they really just want like

00:26:31.960 smiles and i don't know at least where we were and we were not in touristy places we were in like

00:26:37.400 normal places everybody was like oh hey you know i don't know it's very it's very very friendly

00:26:43.240 which in evening even in montreal you don't fucking get i went to one restaurant

00:26:47.000 and then the guy starts snickering goes yes like what yeah exactly i fucking hate that man

00:26:57.180 i remember one of the most recent times i went to montreal and i actually wanted to leave i was so

00:27:01.580 fucking i could not enjoy myself because every time that i had to have an interaction just like

00:27:06.440 getting something at a fucking corner store they're like snickering at you from any angle it's like i

00:27:11.220 should kick the fucking shit out of you dude like we don't give you fuckers a hard time when you come

00:27:15.640 to to ontario yeah maybe we should maybe we should just start fucking bullying the french whenever we

00:27:20.480 see them but it's also like i don't get with the joke i don't get you know what i mean like even

00:27:25.640 if like a chinese person says like you know in a chinese accent or something i'm like i don't

00:27:30.760 i guess i do with indians so maybe maybe i should go fuck myself wicked that's not good the the

00:27:37.880 asians do a thing where they don't they don't mock you for not knowing their language but they

00:27:42.460 hold it over your head like they'll have their little private conversations and say things about

00:27:46.020 you when you're not listening or whether rather when you can't understand what they're saying and

00:27:50.120 shit like that and then you they find out that you do speak the language and then they're in trouble

00:27:53.160 but um yeah with the french it's like they think that the fact that they're polyglots and that they

00:27:58.480 speak french and not english makes them literally culturally superior to you i'm like well look

00:28:03.940 buddy if somebody's going to be superior it's going to be me because english is actually

00:28:07.380 the best language and french is gay it's like paulie walnuts from the sopranos and they're

00:28:12.640 talking about phil leotardo he did 20 years in the can paulie's like hey in my book you get points

00:28:18.040 for staying out of prison for me you get points for not having to learn all these languages if

00:28:23.200 you pick yeah exactly you're smart enough to get the one then you're laughing i mean in all honesty

00:28:30.160 i appreciate i do appreciate the idea of being multilingual like i would i i wish i had the time

00:28:36.100 and the patience to learn a bunch of other languages i you know one of those things i'd

00:28:39.140 love to do one day but uh i mean i think that it's a mark of a stable civilization to not have

00:28:45.600 to i do think that it's it's it's you know what i mean it's like it's cool to learn latin and to

00:28:50.400 learn french and italian but this is for your own erudition you always say that if you have to learn

00:28:55.480 those things to to work you your civilization is fucking broke dude you always say that the guy

00:29:00.980 wants me i say fuck off i'll tell you this right now we touched down back in canada first thing we

00:29:09.340 did drive out of the airport we hit the chick-fil-a on the way home we touched down nichols

00:29:15.440 Hasn't slept in over 12 hours

00:29:17.640 We're racing to get home

00:29:19.600 We stopped at Chick-fil-A

00:29:20.920 The moment we touched down

00:29:21.880 Brother I got that dog in me

00:29:24.800 Chicken dog

00:29:26.780 I've been looking at

00:29:28.280 These fucking beautiful

00:29:30.060 French portraits for a week

00:29:32.100 But I touched down

00:29:32.860 You know what I want to see?

00:29:34.240 I want to see just a sloppy

00:29:36.340 Hunk of shit Canadian bitch

00:29:39.000 Getting off or getting onto an airplane

00:29:41.640 In her sweatpants

00:29:42.920 A ponytail

00:29:44.820 she never unties yep fucking makeup like why hat makeup half on makeup on the fucking bottom half

00:29:53.680 of your face not making any sense you know what and i gotta say because i remember having this

00:29:57.460 conversation with my wife the number of times over the years when we're transiting back and

00:30:02.160 forth between here and asia but also when we were in moscow i think but yeah i think moscow as well

00:30:10.860 it was just i think it really is a distinctly north american thing and i don't fault

00:30:15.200 foreigners for treating us that way north americans truly are sloppy people like

00:30:23.200 reprehensible we love being as far as like self self-respect or like your your parents goes

00:30:29.700 like everywhere that i've ever visited outside of north america they have their own unique and

00:30:35.380 even if it's not like they're all beautiful it's they all dress consistently you know does if that

00:30:42.700 makes sense like let me just let me just build on that for a second every you know they ask you

00:30:47.460 you know why do women wear makeup why do women wear perfume the answer is because they're ugly

00:30:55.620 and smell like shit right every woman sucks every woman is ugly and all you need to do is dress the

00:31:03.220 part and put on some perfume your default you don't have to try a lot just a bit but we we are

00:31:11.260 a very comfortable people i've never seen a race this comfortable before the slippers with the

00:31:20.080 socks and there's just bitches out there doing it and guys and it's just constant shorts constant

00:31:27.320 sweatpants yeah you could not be more cozy you could not be more comfortable i wear i wear like

00:31:33.740 sweats when i'm at home but that's my like right now i'm wearing a hoodie and sweatpants if i walk

00:31:39.020 out of the house like this i might as well be no i don't i don't know if it's even comfort though

00:31:46.020 i think it's like you're out to prove that you have nothing to prove it's a cultural thing at

00:31:50.120 this point that it's like yeah i don't i don't care what any of you think i'm an individual i

00:31:53.780 give a fuck what you think it's like yeah but you look like shit and you do care what you think

00:31:58.300 because i know how much you spent on your fucking haircut like you're in you spend more on your

00:32:02.880 fucking haircut than i spend on groceries but you can't bother to brush your fucking teeth or put

00:32:08.040 shoes on when you let me just say this for the listeners who've been following along for i don't

00:32:13.480 know how many episodes nearly 300 episodes judas has a complex about haircuts he's he thinks there's

00:32:19.820 people spending twenty five hundred dollars for haircuts i don't know what you think people are

00:32:25.120 doing well my grocery bill is pretty low so i mean that was an easy claim for me to make he's

00:32:28.740 like yeah you're getting these fucking five thousand dollar haircuts take seven hours to do

00:32:32.980 like you've had haircuts before it's been a long time it's been a long time um but yeah so i also

00:32:41.420 one thing i wanted to mention i know we have to move on but uh i would be remiss if i did not

00:32:45.580 mention that one of the long-time friends of the show helped show me around paris not only that he

00:32:52.460 picked me up at the airport me my family um which was a great help even and we're jet-lagged

00:32:58.720 and we're stinking and uh he picked us up and um charles he was the um guy who won the meme

00:33:07.340 contest we had the the kill vaporwave yeah yeah he won that and um we were in communication and

00:33:14.240 he offered, when Fortisax went to visit him, he actually stayed with him, stayed at his

00:33:19.880 house and spent some time with him, ate dinner at his place and showed him the whole city.

00:33:24.140 But we had everything already mapped out and planned out.

00:33:27.560 My wife is an organizational spur, so she had an Excel spreadsheet, tickets already

00:33:32.660 bought, every day was blocked in, which I like because we wanted to put a lot into that

00:33:37.760 week.

00:33:38.720 We were jam-packed every single day.

00:33:40.940 but uh he not only picked some of the airports um he also uh gave me the tour around napoleon's tomb

00:33:49.740 because apparently he goes there all the time um and we bought him a ticket we didn't need to

00:33:55.900 because apparently he just lies to the people and says he's got like a military discount

00:34:02.480 and so people who are going to paris at some point realize it seems that the security is very

00:34:09.000 laissez-faire because there's times we bought tickets for like the Louvre or something and it's

00:34:14.760 like no one checked our ticket no one checked our ticket when we went into the palace of Versailles

00:34:19.640 so I'm like I don't know what you can just walk in and just go places which is what he did um but

00:34:27.540 uh yeah I I love the Napoleon too he gave me some factoids about that were fascinating uh

00:34:33.300 when you walk in I can show you pictures of this if you want it's actually it's like a giant

00:34:38.360 sarcophagus but it's like three coffins inside of each other this massive thing and as you walk in

00:34:44.800 it's it's descended into the ground you walk on the main level you have to kind of look down upon

00:34:49.220 it and he had said that the reason that is and i haven't fact checked this i'm just saying it

00:34:54.520 because it sounds right he says they designed it that way so you have to look down and bow your

00:34:58.740 head and respect in front of napoleon and like that's very very clever um and one thing i didn't

00:35:05.960 know about napoleon and charles read everything because you go down into the descended area and

00:35:11.740 there's these carvings on the wall of him showing and i had no idea maybe this is you know my fault

00:35:18.460 but i knew mostly about napoleon's wars of conquest his military career i had no idea

00:35:23.660 just how many institutions he founded in france like i you know this would be a reductive way to

00:35:30.680 say but i really do think he was sort of the father of the modern french nation state like

00:35:36.640 he really brought everything together um yeah anyway so like the napoleon that people are

00:35:42.740 familiar with which is just sort of the general but um i don't think napoleon the statesman gets

00:35:48.340 brought up a lot so thank you charles for doing that he also uh delivered us a gift judas uh from

00:35:56.120 um what the sigma um it was fine if people who don't know the blood sally lore uh one of our

00:36:07.140 most beloved community members kel has on two occasions shipped us cheese that arrived as a

00:36:15.040 biohazard and i have good cause believe he knew it was going bad when he sent it he fucking knew

00:36:24.300 box of like rotted cheese

00:36:26.320 twice he's done this

00:36:27.480 and so he made sure

00:36:30.420 to deliver us one nice

00:36:32.560 thing of cheese and so

00:36:34.640 the last one of the last things I did

00:36:36.560 was I was standing in the streets of Paris

00:36:38.640 at night and

00:36:39.720 Charles he brought a baguette

00:36:42.180 by the way everyone's got baguettes there's baguettes

00:36:44.420 fucking everywhere

00:36:45.580 so he brought a baguette and we just ate cheese

00:36:48.520 on the street at night

00:36:49.740 nice

00:36:51.120 had said that

00:36:53.520 you went to Paris and he's like, you know, all the

00:36:55.760 stereotypes are true. Everyone's walking around

00:36:57.740 at 5 p.m. with baguettes.

00:36:59.640 He's like, the one thing you don't see is

00:37:01.600 like, you know, people in like striped

00:37:03.820 shirts. You know, the horizontal black

00:37:05.700 and white striped shirt. I'm like,

00:37:07.680 nigger, did you go to Paris expecting

00:37:09.740 to just be mimes everywhere?

00:37:14.140 You ape.

00:37:18.220 Just him making that

00:37:19.360 face just everywhere.

00:37:21.480 There's no mimes.

00:37:24.540 There probably never were, but

00:37:25.740 every other stereotype is true.

00:37:28.620 Everyone's smoking cigarettes,

00:37:30.040 let me tell you that.

00:37:31.480 Just smoking wherever the fuck.

00:37:33.960 You realize, man, I haven't seen a lady

00:37:35.720 smoke a cigarette in a long time. They don't really

00:37:37.780 do it here. It's mostly guys, but there's like...

00:37:39.860 It's beautiful. And not just hags.

00:37:41.860 I can find the hags smoke a cigarette,

00:37:43.960 but like a young lady

00:37:46.080 smoke a cigarette.

00:37:47.000 anyway enough of that enough of fucking france get out of here france of this french shit

00:37:54.500 take a hike i got one for you how about uh roth ira but it's a gang of irish jews

00:38:05.000 i had an independent laugh of that earlier already that was that's a good one that's a

00:38:11.200 fucking keeper i was thinking about that and i was like yeah that would just be leprechauns then

00:38:16.160 at the end of a rainbow they're already pushing the lgbt show oh the rainbow like in in both

00:38:29.220 spirit and behavior i promise i'll give you me gold if you only follow the ray i keep following

00:38:35.620 it but it keeps moving away i have to keep going further i have to keep progressing more

00:38:39.140 just keep following it going keep having to pay time interest

00:38:43.420 this gold this isn't gold this is an etf

00:38:49.680 oh man so okay we got a that week we were gone we did have an episode uh what did we miss

00:38:58.220 did we miss anything i don't know did anything happen uh a certain donald j trump was elected

00:39:06.280 oh that guy i heard about that you know it's you know late news why are we talking about this now

00:39:12.740 you've probably heard everything you're going to hear everybody's already given up talking about it

00:39:17.100 yeah but here's what we're going to do oh we're going to do it anyway amazing i just want to know

00:39:22.240 your position you know with the mania is over everyone was crazy everyone was losing it

00:39:27.580 uh the night of um and i think there is still some things to talk about but

00:39:32.220 what do you think what do we think about trump right now i'm a couple i mean i got some notes

00:39:37.940 i am surprised that he won not because i didn't think he had the popular mandate he absolutely

00:39:43.500 does but i didn't think they'd let him win so that's cool that was what i was going to lead

00:39:47.500 with is were we vindicated because we were i was hesitant to make a prediction what we've been

00:39:54.120 saying in the weeks if not months leading up to it which is that kamala harris has run perhaps the

00:40:00.880 worst political campaign i've ever seen awful i i really want to take some time and return to

00:40:07.800 that. We very rarely return and dwell on these things, but I'm like, no, no, we need to study

00:40:12.220 the myriad of ways, like what went wrong. They spent a billion dollars.

00:40:17.600 According to a Politico reporter, two sources say Harris's campaign is now $20 million in debt

00:40:24.760 after raising over a billion and still having $118 million in the bank as of October 16th.

00:40:32.260 FEC filings confirmed the Harris campaign had a total of more than a billion dollars raised, spending approximately $900 million of it by mid-October.

00:40:42.960 And now they're being sued because they actually owe like tens of millions.

00:40:47.060 She still took out, ran up the credit card.

00:40:50.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:51.060 In which case, maybe I like Kamala Harris now.

00:40:53.120 Maybe this was just a fucking way to cash out.

00:40:55.560 In which case.

00:40:56.380 Maybe she should have won.

00:40:57.560 Well, what did you expect from someone of that extraction?

00:41:01.380 but uh you know leading up to we'd said worst campaign donald trump he's got a unending

00:41:08.100 boulevard of green lights ahead of him surviving the assassination attempt um his popularity

00:41:14.460 got through the roof i'm like you know if if there is no chicanery he wins however i you know i

00:41:22.260 thought that last time too i thought when he was up against biden i'm like he was still pretty

00:41:25.940 popular um he had a whole uh clear runway ahead of him but something happened there was the steel

00:41:33.540 and we'll get to that in a second but i said i i don't know like maybe something crazy happens

00:41:39.700 if failing that if nothing crazy happens if there's no steel if there's no weekend machinations

00:41:46.080 then then he wins and that was my view so you know i didn't put money down on it and that's why i

00:41:51.460 don't call it a prediction we weren't predicting it because if we did we would have put like

00:41:54.720 fucking 50 grand down on and made

00:41:56.780 actually we wouldn't have made that much money because

00:41:58.820 so much money on Polymarket

00:42:00.680 damn we would have made so much money. It seems that the

00:42:02.520 odds were in his favor anyway like it wasn't

00:42:04.760 like 2016

00:42:06.360 You know what I didn't understand how that works

00:42:08.600 because there were a bunch of betting pools floating around

00:42:10.500 that all were labeled Polymarket

00:42:12.580 and some of them were for and

00:42:14.720 some against I don't know

00:42:16.300 To me the way you made

00:42:18.620 money the first Trump election

00:42:20.520 was because everyone was saying he

00:42:22.620 would lose and he was running like

00:42:24.400 one percent chance of winning so if you put money on trump winning the odds were so tilted against

00:42:31.240 you would have made bank um but the odds weren't against him this time from what i was looking at

00:42:37.000 i'm like people are giving him a 50 50 chance you know maybe more but like the most you know

00:42:43.400 balanced one was like yeah it's he probably will uh dude i'm i'm glad that he won people were

00:42:51.200 talking about this idea that because he'll he won't do the things that we want him to do but he

00:42:56.300 will uh placate us it might have been better to have a true enemy in the office so that we can

00:43:02.080 finally just have it out i don't think i i think that's probably true in canada i think i might

00:43:08.440 actually prefer a liberal win over paulie just because paulie is not nearly as far right as

00:43:13.940 trump but no i think if i mean i'm i i guess the lead-on from that is i'm surprised at the uh the

00:43:19.620 appointees that he's announced so far some of them more than others but it seems like it is

00:43:25.340 going to be better than 2016 yeah i'm hopeful i think it's better than 2016 i think he's better

00:43:30.880 than kamala harris i don't buy into this pressure release thing i understand why people would think

00:43:38.300 that but if kamala harris gets elected or gets stolen into the white house i don't think that

00:43:45.840 triggers a civil war i don't think that triggers mass terrorist action i don't think that's the

00:43:49.820 day of the rope um if that was the closest we got to something like that was january 6th and it

00:43:57.240 seems that a lot of people on our side think that was just a bumbling mistake every time we have

00:44:03.020 done something like how many people on our side think charlottesville was a mistake too like

00:44:06.580 anytime we get close to something like this there's an unending stream of voices from our

00:44:11.820 saying you fools yeah maybe this is a hand grenade i can throw out i don't know if i've ever

00:44:17.220 if i've said this publicly but i i do genuinely believe that if every single thing that americans

00:44:23.040 complain about canadians have it five times worse and we have for like 10 years and i'm in some

00:44:28.720 cases with some of the shit i'm fucking tired of hearing americans complain about it like a

00:44:32.380 complaint complain about property prices or falling wages or taxes or food prices or immigrant crime

00:44:39.260 and rape or blah blah blah blah blah blah blah like just name it name one fucking thing and i'll

00:44:44.300 guarantee you it's five to ten times worse in canada and if canadians have not shot the prime

00:44:50.720 minister yet you are not gonna shoot the president i'm sorry it's not gonna happen you have to at

00:44:57.740 least get on our level before you even think about revolting and it's not because canadians are weak

00:45:02.180 it's because north americans are all anglos and we respect authority and civilization that's our

00:45:09.720 weakness right there's no there's no future where there's a mass awakening i think we still kind of

00:45:15.640 expect that and a lot of the fiction that we consume requires a mass revolution or a spontaneous

00:45:22.420 revolt or a red killing where everyone just awakens and every political ideology has its

00:45:29.460 version of that or it's mythology

00:45:31.400 of that but like you said that

00:45:33.460 hasn't happened

00:45:34.360 and because we're so cynical

00:45:37.600 a lot of us like a lot of us are black

00:45:39.400 billed and so

00:45:41.200 like the entire idea of like oh Trump's a pressure

00:45:43.440 release I'm like well the pressure was on

00:45:45.340 an insane amount prior to this

00:45:47.440 and nothing really happened and anytime it did happen

00:45:49.520 you denounced it so I'm not

00:45:51.400 speaking to anyone in particular but like you

00:45:53.480 the person who is

00:45:54.880 saying these things so I'm like yeah like I

00:45:57.320 I don't know

00:45:59.380 what level of pressure would

00:46:01.420 lead to sort of like the mass awakening

00:46:03.640 that you're expecting and then

00:46:04.820 I guess it's day of the rope I guess we

00:46:07.400 just start shooting people you know I mean like I

00:46:09.260 think there's more opportunity

00:46:11.320 to do work

00:46:13.260 in this sort of

00:46:15.220 new paradigm that we're in but

00:46:17.380 as we've always said

00:46:18.360 there's two things that are going to happen

00:46:21.280 I want to tell you what's going to happen you need to

00:46:23.400 prepare for one it's that

00:46:25.280 not the left but the liberals

00:46:27.520 because the left are collapsing

00:46:28.740 let the progressive sector is in shambles they might not make it out of this alive a lot of the

00:46:35.120 progressive influencers are fucking tanking they've lost the popular mandate they're losing

00:46:39.400 subscribers they're jokes they're freaking out they don't the fact that and this actually works

00:46:45.040 against us the fact that trump won in a landslide is pretty unprecedented i don't think anyone was

00:46:52.620 really expecting that but he got the majority of the black vote too and the majority of hispanic

00:46:58.640 vote. And if we just look at his voters, he gained support with

00:47:02.640 black and Hispanic voters since 2020.

00:47:05.540 It was part of a Republican strategy.

00:47:07.820 They argued that Hispanic voters wouldn't be alienated, but would

00:47:10.880 be attracted to a crackdown on immigration at the border, illegal

00:47:14.840 immigration at the border, and that many black voters are culturally

00:47:18.980 conservative and would respond to a culturally conservative message

00:47:23.360 from Republicans. This election suggests that that strategy is

00:47:27.620 working. I believe their values are more in line with my culture as well as my family culture and

00:47:33.000 values. And the majority of the Indian Aboriginal vote, right? So is he going to be the white guy

00:47:42.720 that you want? No, that's not what this is. It could have been that before in 2016. I guarantee

00:47:49.180 you it's not that now. There's a lot of people upset because he's not, you know, he's a Zionist.

00:47:54.180 you know he's he's promoting he hears him shaking a hand with the jew i'm like i got news for you

00:47:59.760 pal i get it look who's who's covered more anti-semitic things than this show well a few

00:48:05.820 right but it's like none of these people are anti-semitic none yeah there's a chance that

00:48:12.540 trump is slightly more than come on but that's it yeah yeah yeah yeah well i mean i i do i do

00:48:20.220 think the democrats are and this sounds weird but i do think as a party the democrats are more

00:48:25.060 anti-semitic or they're more likely to act against the jewish interest but i don't think that either

00:48:30.280 party isn't completely owned they are both completely owned top to bottom by different

00:48:35.280 factions within the jewish power structure so there's no point in even talking about like oh

00:48:39.920 are we going to get a president who's going to fight back against jewish power no you're not

00:48:43.000 not through a fucking election i don't know why you're expecting that was never why were you

00:48:46.100 thinking that yeah what we're trying to get is somebody to fucking close the borders and stop

00:48:50.080 raping our children i would really like i look i'm really mad about about jewish power but like

00:48:54.860 if i were an american i'd be much more concerned about having a job next month and my kids getting

00:48:59.760 fucking raped and their tits cut off so that's important like when we went to austin texas

00:49:05.640 earlier this year just as an outsider you land there and you're like well this place is mexico

00:49:10.820 i get what they're talking about there's mexican shit everywhere it's just tacos it's tacos fucking

00:49:15.600 everywhere mexicans everywhere so when you talk about the mexican incursion into the south that's

00:49:20.560 a real thing um that's happening in an insane surge um and and that's a really big fight that

00:49:28.020 they're gonna fight so if that's all he does okay hey you know what i'm not expecting him to work

00:49:33.720 wonders and that's why like look it's it's cool that this happened but if i could just i'm what

00:49:43.440 am i doing telling people what to do i'm a canadian i didn't vote in this election right but

00:49:46.980 you know he is the world's american president so i i'm just gonna have an opinion if that's

00:49:53.940 okay with people um you gotta stop the glazing of trump for just a minute okay yeah you gotta

00:50:01.900 stop comparing him to historical figures i just recorded a um a paywall show real secret coffee

00:50:09.040 hours that's on patreon and gumroad you can people can find links to that recorder one it was a uh

00:50:14.760 review of an article written by constantine von hoffmeister who runs arctos the publisher

00:50:19.320 and he published a book called esoteric trumpism already right uh uh esoteric trumpism so i've been

00:50:28.180 begged alaska wrote his book about meme magic okay sure yeah but and the title of the article

00:50:34.140 was published in Russia today

00:50:35.940 in the world news section

00:50:38.200 but it was something like Trump

00:50:39.860 is a mystical figure of

00:50:42.040 historic proportions and that's the kind of

00:50:44.160 what he's getting out of the book

00:50:45.300 Trump is an American Caesar he has all

00:50:48.140 these sort of mystical mythological

00:50:49.780 qualities and like I just

00:50:51.120 keep seeing people saying

00:50:53.600 this is his Louis the 13th moment

00:50:56.160 this is his Caesar

00:50:58.020 moment this is his Napoleon

00:51:00.300 moment they won't say his Hitler

00:51:02.020 moment but like this is his I'm like just

00:51:03.800 he's not any of these things guys like i'm sorry just i'm pissing in everyone's stew

00:51:11.240 but i really i don't want to be here in a few months but i say he betrayed us how could he

00:51:17.840 have done this just we've been through this before do you do you remember how you felt

00:51:24.280 when you saw jared kushner whispering in his ear that was a weird thing that happened that

00:51:31.180 came out of nowhere. I'm not saying that's going to happen again. I'm liking his picks right now.

00:51:36.240 I think he learned a lot. President-elect has tapped tech billionaire Elon Musk for a role

00:51:43.320 in his incoming cabinet, overseeing a new Department of Government efficiency. That's

00:51:47.640 alongside his one-time rival for the Republican presidential nomination,

00:51:51.000 multimillionaire Vivek Ramaswamy. Now, Mr. Trump also plans to nominate South Dakota Governor

00:51:55.360 Kristi Noem to be his Secretary of Homeland Security and to nominate TV presenter and Fox

00:52:01.640 News host Pete Hegseth as Defense Secretary, as well as former Director of National Intelligence

00:52:07.780 John Ratcliffe to be Director of the CIA. I think getting shot in the head probably drove him a bit

00:52:15.160 insane. That's what I'm excited about. Trump almost got shot in the head and his brain splattered all

00:52:21.300 over his followers in front of his entire family and he's been walking around acting like that's

00:52:26.680 okay that's not like anyone who's been in that position i haven't i haven't been shot at but

00:52:32.860 any soldiers who have they say like that changes you that kind of drives you a little bit insane

00:52:37.640 forever so the fact that he's just acting like yeah it's no big deal i think he's lost his mind

00:52:43.260 a bit and that excites me that sounds cool um but we stopped comparing him to historical figures

00:52:51.660 stopped getting too excited about him he doesn't need that energy he's already won and you know

00:52:57.840 what he didn't get that energy from us you already got it from blacks and hispanics and aboriginals

00:53:05.060 and women it actually wasn't from the types of people writing this shit writing the sub stacks

00:53:11.660 writing the posts on x we like to we i don't think we can take credit for this one sorry guys

00:53:16.800 i think we could take credit for his first one that was like us our our weird guys this this

00:53:23.440 is was out of our hands if anything we kind of hurt him more than anything anything we were

00:53:28.320 actually trying to hold him back and then he they're rejiggering the republican party to

00:53:34.380 encompass more hispanics and blacks and not gays i think people are just done with the lgbt that

00:53:42.200 that's not useful political capital but now more than ever it's not us that's just my sense

00:53:49.200 so he doesn't need what he needs more than anything if he's paying attention you remember

00:53:55.540 that remember in 2016 when everyone who had a fucking weird publishing site or podcast said

00:54:00.760 yeah he's got people in his administration

00:54:02.840 listening to us we got the ear of the

00:54:05.020 president remember that

00:54:07.000 I remember that does anyone remember

00:54:08.760 fucking anything does anyone remember

00:54:11.420 a few years

00:54:13.220 ago sorry I'm just

00:54:14.260 I'm not trying to be a downer I think there's

00:54:16.760 opportunity but can we

00:54:19.000 just not be fucking faggots about everything

00:54:20.980 all the time always can we

00:54:23.000 just not be like gushing

00:54:24.680 we're too old for this

00:54:27.000 we're too we should be

00:54:28.880 too smart for this

00:54:30.120 so hold him to account if anything

00:54:32.620 you should be pointing a knife

00:54:34.840 at him metaphorically saying

00:54:36.600 you better not fuck this up this time you should be angry

00:54:39.020 that he's president

00:54:40.240 you better be threatening him

00:54:42.520 metaphorically by saying you better not do

00:54:44.680 what you did last time

00:54:45.800 what is to be gained

00:54:48.220 by just being gayer for Trump

00:54:50.840 this time guys come the fuck

00:54:52.820 on please

00:54:53.800 he's already won you can dial

00:54:56.900 it back for the love of fucking

00:54:58.880 god sorry you go no no absolutely i know i totally agree i totally agree you know i got a

00:55:04.880 uh article here from global news this was published from um earlier in the month that said uh

00:55:12.640 trump win could see migrant influx negative impact on quebec economy and saying you know trump winning

00:55:18.240 could drive more immigrants into canada quebec will closely monitor potential impacts of new

00:55:23.520 downtown presidency will have on immigration in the economy with the premier warning the province

00:55:28.160 risks experiencing turbulence in upcoming months um but lago was quick to lay out his concerns

00:55:35.620 about trump's victory warning of a possible inpouring of asylum seekers at the border and

00:55:40.360 steeper tariffs on exports from quebec um so like you had said i know you're sick of americans

00:55:48.640 complaining about this we're getting their asylum seekers now i don't think that's true though i

00:55:54.960 think that's just that's just not yeah i don't think that's i mean these times like how many

00:55:59.420 more of our asylum seekers are going into america you know that's the thing like what's what's

00:56:05.300 actually happening right now is people that are selecting canada from the outside as the place

00:56:10.480 they want to seek asylum are getting in here and it takes so long for them to even get their papers

00:56:15.060 and before they even do winter hits and they say fuck this shit and they they sneak across the

00:56:20.380 border into the states that's what's actually happening and never mind trump like literally

00:56:25.720 this is not a nice place canada is a fucking terrible country you know in the u.s you can

00:56:31.260 at least panhandle so i i got a um a screenshot here from an article um i just want to read this

00:56:38.260 here um i don't even know who this is quoting i just i pulled this from twitter but um this is

00:56:44.880 sort of a conversation from the inside of trump's campaign it says as we stood chatting i remembered

00:56:50.800 something that one of trump's allies had told me months earlier a sentiment that has since been

00:56:55.600 popularized and described in different ways quote for every karen we lose we're going to win a jamal

00:57:02.640 and an enrique wiles nodded in approval quote that's a fact i believe it and i so believe

00:57:08.880 we're realigning the party she told me wiles paused and another quote here and i don't think

00:57:15.040 we're going to lose all the karens either they buy eggs they buy gas they know they might not

00:57:19.720 tell their neighbor or their carpool line but they know and so like that's what i was saying

00:57:23.220 before where they were comfortable with losing the white vote because they were confident that

00:57:29.260 they were going to get more of a multi-ethnic coalition and i think if trump is going to play

00:57:35.820 to anything, it's going to be that.

00:57:37.720 So I think people need to change their approach

00:57:39.840 to how they're planning to interface

00:57:42.780 with the Trump presidency

00:57:44.140 and what their expectations are.

00:57:45.700 Now, if it's re-migration,

00:57:48.960 if it's mass deportation,

00:57:50.040 it's good to let it be that.

00:57:51.420 But I don't know.

00:57:52.960 I'm not loving that he put a bug-eyed Indian

00:57:55.200 in charge of the CIA.

00:57:57.380 You saw that?

00:57:58.380 Yeah.

00:57:59.080 Well, no, he didn't actually, though, did he?

00:58:00.520 I think he came back

00:58:01.580 and put that National Guard guy in instead.

00:58:03.940 Okay, good.

00:58:04.460 people are kind of I was worried about that too that was gonna be because the funny thing is CIA

00:58:08.360 and Langley is almost completely Indian now already so it's just the icing on the cake to

00:58:13.260 make the actual director CIA as well yeah people just need to be asking themselves what opportunities

00:58:19.980 does this open up to pursue our goals not trusting that Trump is going to do them for you because I

00:58:26.220 promise you he won't and I promise you he's not like some mystical figure because hey guys here's

00:58:32.460 funny thing about christ returning a lot of people fall for the antichrist showing up so just keep

00:58:39.080 that in your back pocket yeah i just want to cover this article someone sent this to me and i don't

00:58:45.000 know what to make of it this was published earlier this month in november i'm looking at cbc right

00:58:49.760 now it says rcmp plans to go undercover online to trap violent extremists the subtitle here is

00:58:56.900 Internal documents says the Mounties will use fake online profiles to pursue extremist activity.

00:59:03.180 I think we might have caught one the other day.

00:59:05.140 Do you remember that?

00:59:05.720 Remember that guy who showed up in the chat?

00:59:08.960 Manuel?

00:59:09.480 Really?

00:59:10.500 Do you think Manuel was one of them?

00:59:12.480 Here's what happened.

00:59:13.400 I don't know what to make of this.

00:59:14.400 So, guy shows up in our community, which has been going...

00:59:18.600 It's a very rich and vibrant community with a lot of colorful characters.

00:59:22.040 um but we have some mods who like to protect the vibe and so you know it's very easy to get banned

00:59:29.100 from there if you can't kind of catch the rhythm of the place and people just think you're

00:59:33.540 a dork and so not saying that's what it was but he got banned right away especially if you use

00:59:38.780 like a real name i think people are very trigger happy but someone that looks like they're just

00:59:43.140 using their name anyway he gets banned i get an immediate email saying why the fuck was i banned

00:59:49.540 and i'm like okay uh it's a bit much but sure and then he eventually gets let back in and then he's

00:59:58.420 there for like a day and then he says well it was great spending time with you guys i will bid you

01:00:03.900 farewell what an odd thing to say you know what i mean like what what was that was i i just i just

01:00:09.520 checked it checked it out and i'm taking my leave does that seem like something just like taking a

01:00:17.160 snapshot and then it does not seem federal to me at all what it seems to me and it's it's funny

01:00:22.240 because the reason that he got originally kicked out is because he left some voice matches and was

01:00:26.680 chatting with one of the other kind of autistic mods that uh he was being like a weird a really

01:00:34.880 weird dude like he left voice messages and he clearly has like a central or eastern european

01:00:40.000 accent he sounds very young and autistic and weird and clearly doesn't know how to handle a

01:00:46.020 social situation and got his backup and he got banned and then he wanted back in because he

01:00:50.680 wants to be part of the group we got guys in here that we kind of take under the wing because

01:00:53.820 they're fucking weird losers like that so we say okay we'll let you back in and then the thing is

01:00:58.640 he came in we just kept ribbing him for a couple days and then he just says um the gentleman oh

01:01:04.160 i'll take my leave i think he just farewell i think it was 1600 messages or 22 000 messages

01:01:10.840 in two days yeah on telegram and it was just a lot of weird shit and a lot of us we keep pinging

01:01:16.400 him while you know we kept like going at manuel and and like bringing him into the conversation

01:01:22.640 he wasn't responding and eventually he i think it was too much pressure to be honest i don't think

01:01:26.300 i think he was a fucking weird guy i'm sure he's an all right guy but he's a weird fucking guy and

01:01:30.840 he was it was too much for him he the chat was too deep for him so he comes in he's heard about

01:01:36.600 this show he's listening to a few episodes he likes blood satellite understandable he says let

01:01:41.300 me join the community first thing he sees is someone saying boss makes a dollar i make a dime

01:01:48.260 that's why i say you should die to dimes like okay all right dimes hello you're fucking guy

01:01:57.220 all right all right hey that's the chat it's mostly um yeah uh so okay you know he passed

01:02:06.680 you know i don't want to misforge his name manuel love you miss you um you're part of the lore now

01:02:14.380 manuel you're part of the blood satellite expanded universe i just want to read a bit of this

01:02:19.140 earlier the rcmp is planning to conduct undercover surveillance using fake personas to investigate

01:02:24.680 ideological extremists in canada says an internal strategy document experts experts in ideologically

01:02:31.480 motivated violent extremism or imve probably the worst acronym i could think of just a lot of

01:02:38.120 letters that don't work side by side and can't say the strategy is overdue at a time when online

01:02:43.780 extremism threatens to spill over into real world violence they warn that extremist activity in

01:02:48.780 canada could increase in the wake of the u.s election regardless of who becomes the next

01:02:53.240 president and this is uh what i wanted to really get to which is that i mentioned earlier that the

01:02:59.680 progressives in the u.s especially and a lot of the leftists they are in a bad state right now

01:03:04.960 and i don't think they're ever going to go back to where they were you know the glory days of

01:03:10.840 bread tube and the glory days of these influencers i think they're scrambling and i think the smart

01:03:16.980 capital and the dark money is moving outside of the mountain outside of the rsmp or the cia or

01:03:24.020 the fbi or whatever i'm just talking about independent private you know capital it's going

01:03:29.460 to corrupt right wing spaces i don't think i think they tried for many many years to whip up

01:03:37.760 a counter to the meme culture that we've always had the rights the distant right the alt right

01:03:44.300 but really the right broadly has always had meme culture we've dominated that and they've tried to

01:03:50.000 shut it down but the left has never had that they don't know how to meme they're not very good at it

01:03:55.080 and i think they tried to just funnel money into these influencers these groups and these sites

01:04:00.560 and they just can't get it right and so they've given that up and so what they're trying to do is

01:04:05.240 just funnel sort of subversive voices in our space or just figure out where to put their money to

01:04:12.860 change this thing we've got into something that they like that's what i think is happening so with

01:04:18.300 trump victorious i think the fact that like i said trump won in a landslide really just decimated

01:04:25.520 their their worldview like there's people who could not understand why trump won but the smart

01:04:33.620 people did and the smart people looked around on their side said this place is full of fucking

01:04:37.520 losers and the smart libs and progressives have started gravitating over here earlier this year

01:04:43.600 they've been doing this for the past couple years they could see the writing on the wall so they're

01:04:46.400 already over here now but look at there's money that is going to look for a landing zone in this

01:04:53.840 space and i don't know what to do about that it's either we try and grab it up ourselves or it goes

01:04:59.920 to our competition or our opponents

01:05:01.760 that are now newly

01:05:04.020 right-wing, edgy,

01:05:06.500 dark Hegelians,

01:05:07.800 whatever the fuck, whatever fucking shit

01:05:09.840 they branded themselves as

01:05:11.760 this time.

01:05:13.860 That's where it is. They're

01:05:15.740 trying to infiltrate our spaces in a

01:05:17.820 more aggressive way, and I think in

01:05:19.420 the next four years, you really

01:05:21.660 need to keep an eye on what filters

01:05:24.000 you have in your communities,

01:05:26.120 your groups, whatever

01:05:27.320 space you're in.

01:05:29.920 You don't need to adopt a no new friends mentality, but be very cautious of the people you're letting into your spaces because then it might be feds or they might be fucking ideological refugees.

01:05:44.260 Neither of these do you want.

01:05:46.360 A no new friends policy isn't a bad thing either.

01:05:49.100 I mean, you don't have to do it.

01:05:50.820 We're not advocating for that.

01:05:51.780 But if you decided you wanted to do that, just like if you decided you wanted to get off Telegram for a year, it's good for you, man.

01:05:56.480 It's really good for you.

01:05:57.200 no new friends no new telegram friends is a is actually a healthy thing so i mean go for that

01:06:02.580 if you want to do that uh i was just saying to people here on this topic yesterday um

01:06:07.960 it's kind of a matter of hierarchy and priors at this point if you meet somebody and they're like

01:06:14.940 oh yeah um i really love everything that's happening and this is great and it's a it's

01:06:20.640 it's new it's a right-wing wave and blah blah blah it's like okay so where were you last year

01:06:26.620 the year before where were you in 2020 where were you in 2016 where were you in 2014 where have you

01:06:34.480 been like i want to that's what i want to hear and i and look we haven't changed anything we've

01:06:39.240 really been saying values we haven't changed yet and and and the point is over this isn't like

01:06:46.220 we came here three years ago and you came in a little bit late no we've been doing this for

01:06:51.620 our entire adult lives and you've been on the side that has been not disagreeing with us that's a

01:06:58.540 that's that's you know very reductive you've been on the side that has been funding attempts

01:07:07.440 to get us arrested and removed from our jobs and our families destroyed for a decade or more

01:07:14.220 so it's not enough for you to just have been on the fence with a uh a nebulous background

01:07:22.800 no i want to know if if you want to be anything but way way down under our boot i'm not i'm not

01:07:30.920 interested in doing it unless i can hear a story you know give me a good like oh i was in prison

01:07:35.820 for 10 years that's why okay cool fair you know but it's like oh no i was part of a left-wing group

01:07:40.960 but it was only after trump won that i realized that they were wrong no fuck you get the fuck

01:07:46.240 out of here forever you're done excuse you have is if you're 19 and you were like 16 right you

01:07:51.980 realize that's fair that's fine and those people exist but i think a lot of people they just know

01:07:57.060 where their bread's buttered you know they realize and this is going to happen a lot it's happening a

01:08:01.420 lot right now it's going to happen even more over the next couple years it's going to be i think

01:08:04.940 it's going to be a groundswell of people who were never super political one way or the other they

01:08:10.260 were kind of on the left-wing side because they're fucking stupid cowards and now the stupid cowards

01:08:15.480 realize that we're in power and so they want to be on our side and that's cool you know you don't

01:08:19.800 have to shit on them but don't let them into your space don't let them into your channel don't and

01:08:24.240 don't involve them in your planning or your serious discussions about anything keep them at

01:08:29.320 arm's length or farther at all times and we uh published an article called redemption dictated

01:08:36.100 by Divine Bullies on Vanguard's Journal.

01:08:38.060 You can check that out at Vanguard'sJournal.substack.com

01:08:40.560 which basically talks about

01:08:42.060 this. And it's

01:08:43.920 what's in it for me?

01:08:45.820 And I'll give you two examples.

01:08:49.360 Two instances.

01:08:50.620 One is COVID.

01:08:52.320 I'm not done talking about COVID.

01:08:54.560 I'm not done talking about all the shit

01:08:56.240 these motherfuckers try to pull.

01:08:58.300 When they slink out of that

01:09:00.180 narrative and say, you know what, maybe

01:09:01.740 we all lost our minds of it. Nope, I didn't.

01:09:04.480 i didn't lose my mind i i said the same shit the entire time you changed what are you gonna do

01:09:11.440 about it in the form of an apology or what tell me what you think your redemption looks like

01:09:17.520 because you don't just get to walk out of that debacle saying like yeah we all we all fucked up

01:09:23.940 that one didn't we no you didn't don't bring me into your fuck up same thing with okay i'm loving

01:09:31.280 this by the way and i really want to laser focus on this as much as we can and other people are

01:09:36.020 doing this but i'm seeing a lot of liberals flirt with the idea they don't want to have right say

01:09:42.200 but they flirt with the idea of saying trump stole the election they can't say that right because

01:09:47.160 what i mean they spent too many years trying to say how how could this election be stolen that's

01:09:52.380 never happened right except with george w bush which we wouldn't you know hail the thief forget

01:09:57.540 about that um but the main thing they cite it's that where did all biden's votes go there's 15

01:10:05.960 million 20 million less votes than there were last time where are they were they being suppressed

01:10:10.300 but if you look there's this great graph that's going around i think it was published by zero

01:10:14.500 hedge but it's been going around which shows actually the bar graph of the standard votes

01:10:19.920 right for the past three four years and it shows you know trump is just kind of reasonably above

01:10:25.660 the democrats and then it's about the same as it was this election except the last one where he's

01:10:30.940 against biden there's just a weird crazy amount of democratic votes like more democratic votes

01:10:37.580 than there's ever been right yeah except for maybe obama well like where did those votes go

01:10:43.880 it's what they're saying it's like it's important i just want to i just want to debunk the graph

01:10:47.820 because the graph is actually true but people left-wingers are debunking this right now saying

01:10:51.580 oh this is this is bullshit statistics because if you look on the scale the vertical axis it's not

01:10:57.980 from zero to 90 million votes it's from 60 to 90 million votes which means it's it's zooming in on

01:11:05.420 just the tops of those columns if you show the entire columns it's less of a difference and

01:11:09.420 they're correct that is true but if you understand how fucking electrical electoral politics works

01:11:14.620 it like you're talking about the difference of 10 or 15 million votes it only takes 300 000

01:11:23.260 votes to win the fucking thing because of the electoral college so if you do actually phone

01:11:28.400 in and fake even a few hundred thousand votes you can steal an election also it's like so are you

01:11:33.080 telling me kamala harris was like more popular than hillary clinton or joe biden was more way

01:11:40.420 way way way more popular than hillary clinton that's an insane thing to say no you don't believe

01:11:46.340 you don't believe that none of you've already forgotten joe came out of fucking nowhere he

01:11:50.640 came out of left field and he on in fairness he was a lot more cogent when he did that first

01:11:56.240 campaign but it was insanity that he came out in front it did not make any i've never backed away

01:12:04.200 from like my view which is that the election was stolen it was stolen it was completely

01:12:08.920 And of course they could do it easier

01:12:10.700 because it was during COVID, I believe.

01:12:13.360 So we've

01:12:14.660 talked about that before. We've hashed that out. We don't need to keep

01:12:16.700 going into it, but I'm like, we have

01:12:18.860 more data now. It does

01:12:20.660 seem like a statistical aberration

01:12:22.480 now more than ever. So I'm like, let's

01:12:24.700 really box that in.

01:12:26.720 Let's have that conversation.

01:12:28.660 I want to take this to the fucking mat.

01:12:30.980 I want to restart

01:12:32.540 the conversation that that election was

01:12:34.660 fucking stolen. If we can prove it,

01:12:36.640 well, what does that mean? Because if we

01:12:38.480 prove that maybe there's no fucking democratic party anymore and is that good or bad is it bad

01:12:43.560 if you actually destroy the democratic party and prove that they they actually stole an election

01:12:48.860 but so you shatter it and now there's like a one-party system like do we actually gain anything

01:12:55.140 by taking down the democratic party by we i mean americans who are on our side of course you're not

01:13:00.580 me but like like if we if we obliterated the liberal party though they don't go away they're

01:13:06.940 still there they just kind of collectivize in a different way and maybe maybe it's better that

01:13:12.380 they're contained in this like ossified bureaucratic mess rather than forcing them to become agile and

01:13:19.500 fighting a guerrilla political war anyway so i'm thinking about this very practically like if we

01:13:24.200 were to really hold them to account for this do we even benefit you know i mean so maybe i should

01:13:31.920 again second time this episode maybe i should go fuck myself an imperfection to be cleansed

01:13:37.640 yeah it doesn't it doesn't matter at this point really yeah you just got to see what the guy's

01:13:42.460 actually gonna do so and again i'm not gonna predict i'm i'm hopeful i'm not optimistic i'm

01:13:48.780 hopeful i like when good things happen i like when things i like happen yeah yeah it's it's

01:13:56.640 like eating french butter oh yeah you know what the last kel delivery the only thing that survived

01:14:04.440 was the butter but it was fucking butter what is going on with butter in the rest of the world

01:14:09.540 you know what i'll tell you what i think it is it's canada canada with all our fucking dairy

01:14:15.180 cartel regulations and you can't even have the good shit i've seen i actually watched a documentary

01:14:19.900 on how the dutch and french make butter and the way that they fold it and they use like oak tubs

01:14:25.260 and they have like a fucking process it's not like canadian everything is just it i mean not

01:14:31.660 to tangent here but you know we have a soviet style central resource planning system at the

01:14:35.740 federal level in canada right like you can't even fucking you can't even sell or process a lot of

01:14:41.660 these primary goods without the fed sticking their finger in the pie and then they do shit like oh

01:14:46.760 you have to pasteurize that milk so here we are with butter that tastes like it may as well be

01:14:51.660 margarine yeah it actually might as well because i went i went to france and my wife picked it out

01:14:56.820 she said you have to try this butter i've heard about it and we put it on a baguette did it the

01:15:02.360 whole bit and i realized i've never had butter before i've never i guess i've never had good

01:15:08.700 like this is it was rich it was creamy it was flavorful you could eat a whole fucking brick

01:15:15.300 of it we had it for dinner the best dinner we had in paris was just one night where we couldn't

01:15:21.540 find a restaurant that did takeout just a brick of butter yeah we had a baguette and we had some

01:15:26.640 brie that we bought from a place and we had the butter and we just had a baguette with butter and

01:15:31.280 brie and that was it and it was one of the best dinners we had can we can we focus out on this

01:15:35.520 because a lot of times people are like oh americans western anglers don't have any culture

01:15:39.820 it's like first of all you're wearing a fucking shirt and you're typing on a cell phone so that's

01:15:44.160 our fucking culture but the other thing is buttered bread and the funny thing the reason i want to

01:15:49.900 hone in on that is everyone like mocks that like such a even say white white bread you're so white

01:15:56.080 bread it's like yeah because you're a fucking ethnic and you don't appreciate real bread not

01:16:02.160 wonder bread from the grocery store and not margarine but real real butter right and real

01:16:09.980 actual good bread you could like it's in i can't even maybe it's because i'm white it's my culture

01:16:17.300 and it's it's flavorful and it hits you and it's it's amazing the sugars the sugars in both

01:16:22.700 a good bread and the lactose in the butter make it like a treat just butter warm butter

01:16:30.080 on a fresh slice of bread is a fucking treat dude it is yeah and oh white bread but you're

01:16:36.360 vanilla they'll say that you're vanilla vanilla is a more complex and rewarding flavor than

01:16:43.380 chocolate if we're talking ice cream if we're talking what you think when you think of vanilla

01:16:48.400 chocolate's gauche yeah chocolate chocolate's fucking it's standard it's it's it's factory

01:16:53.540 settings for flavor but if you take the chance shake your head fucking knock your eyeballs around

01:17:01.340 drop your jaw on the floor turn into a wolf go hubba hubba and it just realize that vanilla is

01:17:08.420 a wonderful fucking flavor or just or just lactose or like the i don't know what they're

01:17:13.200 called but like the sugars that are naturally in uh in bread i guess they put sugar in it but they

01:17:18.680 don't put that much in it there's got to be some kind of there's some kind of natural sugars in

01:17:22.720 like a properly made bread maybe this is the fucking yeast i don't know but it's like it's

01:17:27.680 got that richness to it man i love it my wife makes amazing bread and she always laughs at me

01:17:34.280 because she doesn't do it as much when she bakes bread i always take the end slice off

01:17:38.520 and put some unsalted butter on it and just eat the fucking slice immediately yeah it's so what's

01:17:43.440 wrong with that it's just martin do because who wants the end piece of bread men men i do it's

01:17:50.040 fresh what fresh bread is crack cocaine yeah won't eat an entire loaf of fresh fresh bread

01:17:57.500 immediately haha we're so white yes we're so white yes yes yes i bread look i don't care if

01:18:08.760 it's a peasant diet i love it i saw a photo of uh what was called a plowman's lunch and this is

01:18:17.900 what you know the the peasant worker would eat you know 200 years ago and it's like a thick piece

01:18:23.140 of bread and a hunk of onion and just a wedge of cheese and i said yeah i'd eat all that and love

01:18:29.080 it and i bet that onion tastes better than any onion you can get at a grocery store people are

01:18:33.860 saying the plowman was the crypto bro of the 17th century that's what i'm hearing

01:18:38.740 as true now is when it was said just now i got a couple of show related news to just get out there

01:18:50.660 so i'm gonna try and rip through this so um first of all i don't know if people were able to catch

01:18:57.540 my appearance on the last picture show last year 2023's last picture show hosted by last things

01:19:03.060 um it's a film festival where hey you know what it is it's movie reviews i know i know movie corner

01:19:10.180 right um but he has reviews movies with some of your favorite personalities from the distant right

01:19:17.300 and i did one last year i did inland empire and i recorded one with him this year and it hasn't

01:19:23.240 been released yet but that'll be going up uh sometime soon and i reviewed stalker um uh from

01:19:31.100 the 1970s and so we had a great time doing it so if you're interested in that if you want to hear

01:19:37.520 me talk if you if you miss movie corner then check that out um i'll link it on telegram and twitter

01:19:44.680 once it's actually released

01:19:45.700 so I'm also going to be

01:19:48.740 making an appearance on

01:19:50.600 Guide to Culture's Decameron

01:19:52.740 Film Festival

01:19:53.540 so that's Frody Midyord who we had on the show

01:19:56.580 last year same thing

01:19:58.780 movie reviews

01:20:00.340 all kinds of people you know have done them in the past

01:20:02.800 I'm going

01:20:04.680 to be discussing a movie

01:20:06.760 I think we might have discussed on this show

01:20:09.020 it's called You Won't

01:20:10.880 Be Alone it's a really

01:20:12.460 cool movie i i love it i won't i won't just describe it now but i'm going to be discussing

01:20:17.280 that one i think if you so if you're into that that's coming up in december i'll let you know

01:20:22.160 when that's streaming also i was just invited uh to this year's millennial and you know both of us

01:20:30.820 appeared on millennial i don't know like two years ago and uh i wasn't invited to a dedicated

01:20:37.660 interview but there's something called the canadian banquet that's happening i believe

01:20:42.900 december 29th so i'm going to be on that i don't know exactly who's going to be there

01:20:47.900 but i assume a whole murderer's row of canadian content creators are going to be there so

01:20:53.620 i'll once again i'll post that but just keep your eyes out for that keep your eyes peeled

01:20:59.840 um i also want to call attention to our latest shirt i mentioned this uh last episode but

01:21:08.180 this shirt i'm very very excited about it's the felted lindy waffen llc shirt that's sold pretty

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01:21:45.440 something that is 100 made and produced within the space this is the thing this is this is it

01:21:52.160 yeah and i i've got i got one myself i love it i think it's of the shirts we've sold this is the

01:21:59.380 one i think you could wear in public the most now there's a lot of shirts of ours that sell

01:22:04.060 very well like the shirt every boomer is the antichrist that shirt has sold very well however

01:22:11.380 you might not want to just wear that wherever but this one i think what i like about it is that

01:22:16.720 it's not obvious really what it's about it's not blood it's not branded to anything distant right

01:22:24.360 but uh if you're hip to it you can kind of clock what's going on there so that's why we decided to

01:22:30.500 focus a bit more on that and we'll be doing more of these in the future but if you you know want

01:22:35.440 something like that check it out it's a great deal great price great product uh and once again i am

01:22:42.260 reminding people that this december 7th in toronto canada december 7th i will be giving a talk

01:22:49.860 at an event hosted by company of adventurers uh you can find it at ontario.shieldings.com

01:22:59.440 that's ontario.scyldings.com i'm going to be giving a speech there's dinner that's included

01:23:07.880 um who's else going to be there date the distributors is going to be there uh wilhelm

01:23:13.840 apologist is going to be there a few other guys are going to be there that i've just met over the

01:23:19.100 course of helping organize this events i have been involved in working with the organizer to

01:23:24.560 pull this thing off tickets are selling pretty fast actually there is limited space to this thing

01:23:30.400 and we're nearing capacity right now so if you want to get in on this tickets 50 dollars um free

01:23:37.360 drinks from 9 to 10 pm dinner is included um there's gonna be a panel there might be a panel

01:23:43.680 but a lot of people who are friends of the show are some of them are flying it lots of people

01:23:50.160 great fun um it's gonna be at a at a pub hey guess what it's your classic beer hall situation

01:23:57.520 so ontario.com we call it a pub here yeah i guess yeah do we do yet we don't have beer halls do we

01:24:05.200 no we don't have beer halls it's a whole other thing is a beer hall just a pub or is it is it

01:24:10.600 actually like a big no no a beer hall is a you gotta ask me the german guys i have a german

01:24:15.820 buddy who showed me some pictures of the beer halls that they have there it's like it's like

01:24:19.500 a restaurant but it's it's larger and it's much more open and public it's halfway between a bar

01:24:26.860 or a what was between what we would call a pub and the park ground there's people coming and

01:24:32.520 going and sitting outside and laughing and goofing off and being an idiot that's not what i imagine

01:24:37.340 at all no no it's it's a it's a it's like the it's like a focal point of community life

01:24:42.880 in the in these towns funny if it's like just like a japanese like garden like one of those

01:24:47.020 the ja oh i forget what it's called the japanese have a version of it when we were in when we were

01:24:52.400 in osaka we saw that anyway i'm not gonna get a tangent but yeah it's we should have it i don't

01:24:55.980 know why we don't have more things like this their pubs are so i think it's the regulations

01:24:59.420 but pubs are so fucking closed

01:25:00.620 when we came back

01:25:02.920 from Paris I'm trying not to be

01:25:05.420 annoying about this and

01:25:07.280 hey as much as I love

01:25:09.400 being back in Canada touch on I see

01:25:11.460 the sweatpants I'm

01:25:13.360 getting Chick-fil-A I'm trying to get my hog

01:25:15.480 slobbed off

01:25:16.820 moment I stepped down like honestly

01:25:19.040 first thing that happened when

01:25:21.460 I got back in Canada after spending

01:25:22.980 such an extended period with my hat in

01:25:25.420 my hand you know

01:25:26.120 on the plane

01:25:29.540 and you know

01:25:31.040 my little family is there

01:25:33.740 and plane lands and everyone

01:25:35.660 just gets up right but

01:25:37.520 it's a man and a woman and a child

01:25:40.000 us and then

01:25:41.720 this fucking fat black woman

01:25:43.600 like stands gets her bags

01:25:45.780 from ahead of you know above us

01:25:47.540 and stands right beside us right

01:25:49.300 and we're at the back of the plane so

01:25:51.520 she's just standing there for a while

01:25:53.140 and I just

01:25:54.540 i i can't even describe how fat she was but then also like uppity and i say excuse me excuse me

01:26:02.780 and then she kind of just shakes her moves i'm like yeah because i mean there's nothing more

01:26:06.560 important than a fat black bitch right i said that like i allowed she had her headphones on

01:26:10.520 so i don't know if she heard me no way yeah i mean what's more important what's more important

01:26:13.880 than a fat black bitch right what like obviously i got a fucking i got a child here who's crying

01:26:19.660 we want to get off but yo it's kind of what's more important than a fat i didn't say fucking

01:26:24.060 fat nigger bitch, which is what I wanted to say, but

01:26:26.080 the moment I touched down

01:26:28.000 in Canada, I got the venom run

01:26:29.920 through me. I couldn't do that. Beautiful. I couldn't

01:26:31.940 do that in Paris. They got a different type of black person

01:26:34.080 there. It's either dark as

01:26:36.000 midnight, bloodshot eyes

01:26:38.000 African, or it's like

01:26:39.940 Carlton Banks. It's a guy with like a

01:26:41.920 quadruple-breasted blazer

01:26:43.960 on.

01:26:47.600 Good old

01:26:48.200 elephant Carlton Banks.

01:26:49.900 What a great clip that was. What a great bit.

01:26:52.060 This is a great show, man.

01:26:54.060 man we we're gonna have um we got to get uh to the book here we go this is a really good one

01:27:01.940 you wonder what i i want to cover today this is continuing our arc on sort of um the main pillars

01:27:09.300 of white nationalist thought uh this one is you it's going to be a title you're going to recognize

01:27:15.320 which way western man it's by william gailey simpson who was affiliated with the national

01:27:24.140 alliance and william luther pierce which we're going to get to in the next episode but uh he's

01:27:30.880 a fascinating guy i mean he was born in 1892 um and he's sort of a prolific writer he's he's got

01:27:38.020 this book this book was something like 800 pages long he's also written an autobiography that's

01:27:43.300 even longer um this was published by national alliance um and he's had you know his people

01:27:51.660 know the name you know which way western man and that could kind of mean whatever you needed to

01:27:57.540 mean in the moment but i wanted to read this because i want to know like what is the question

01:28:03.880 referring to i thought this because it's so long there's a lot of this book that i won't cover for

01:28:09.760 the same reason there's parts of my awakening my david duke i didn't cover because it's just

01:28:14.380 retried in the ground that we've covered before there's huge sections on why the jews are bad

01:28:20.560 right there's gonna be like 150 pages on here's what the jews are here's what historically their

01:28:25.940 relationship with europe here's why they're bad here's how they work against us and then it's it

01:28:30.300 spends a lot of time just like duke saying okay here here's the background of eugenics racial

01:28:35.640 genetics why does that matter so we all know that i will say if you never heard that before this is

01:28:42.300 a good book to read for that right it's written seriously it's written thoughtfully william gailey

01:28:48.020 simpson is um a very careful and serious person but if i had to summarize really the the through

01:28:57.000 line of this book it's that this is a guy who went from a devout christian perhaps as devout

01:29:04.260 of a christian as you could possibly imagine to an anti-christian nietzschean

01:29:09.360 and i was reading this because when we think of nietzscheanism a lot of people

01:29:15.280 you know the reason i care about these books and i don't know if i mentioned this on the last

01:29:19.420 episode is that a lot of people are beholden to the first book that kind of red pills them

01:29:26.660 for lack of a better term you know um so for someone like me it might have been even like

01:29:32.060 death of the west by pat buchanan something like that some some i would have read a long long time

01:29:36.160 ago that really just kind of it's all there it's all this it's saying stuff that i'd never heard

01:29:41.860 them say in a way that's never been said before so for a lot of people the first book they read

01:29:48.140 like that would be bronze age mindset or you know one of these other books right and i think that's

01:29:54.760 a dirty rotten shame and you would think that bronze age pervert uh costan alamiru he is the

01:30:02.100 epitome of the nietzschean the modern nietzschean outlook and the more reading i do from other

01:30:08.480 authors in the 20th century like there's so many fucking nietzscheans out there that don't approach

01:30:13.140 it in a like a weird gay way right um and so those people will never have exposure to something like

01:30:20.340 which way western man who and i think this story is a lot more essential because um this is a guy

01:30:27.640 who was raised christian and um he lived his life for many many years he calls his franciscan period

01:30:36.460 where he he tried to live as christ did where he he was trying to be as live in poverty and live

01:30:43.280 on the street and do work for free and do good deeds and and he kind of preached at his church

01:30:49.300 But he lived, he walked the walk as much as an Orthodox Christian could.

01:30:55.860 And then for that person to do a 180 and then reject Christianity and come to the same conclusion that any of the anti-Christian Nietzscheans right now would come.

01:31:05.200 I think that's a better story because you don't start off as like an atheist and then become a Nietzschean.

01:31:11.800 You start off as someone who really understands the Bible, but then you reject it.

01:31:16.380 Like, I've never seen that before. And he goes into exhaustive detail at the beginning of the book. And, you know, but there's a whole middle part where he kind of talks about, you know, the eugenics and Jews and everything. But, you know, I think by the end point, when he says, which way Western man, the question he's really asking is which way Christianity or eugenic Nietzscheanism and aristocratic breeding?

01:31:43.140 Kind of the same arguments that

01:31:45.440 Bronze Age Pervert and others are making

01:31:47.300 but in a more serious

01:31:49.380 way. Anyway, but there's

01:31:51.400 some parts. So just based on what I said

01:31:53.320 so far, did you have any thoughts

01:31:54.640 on that? Yeah, my only

01:31:57.420 initial thought is I have

01:31:59.180 met or

01:32:01.400 been exposed to people

01:32:03.300 with that trajectory

01:32:05.520 before and my take or my

01:32:07.280 impression of them usually is

01:32:09.480 that they get themselves

01:32:11.300 into their whole hog into Christianity or into thing X for 10 years of their life.

01:32:19.060 And then suddenly, in an instant, they change to something else and they make it out to

01:32:22.160 be a big story.

01:32:23.320 They tend to be narcissists.

01:32:25.120 They also tend to be extremely mentally unstable in a handful of other ways.

01:32:29.180 It's not a normal human thing for you to...

01:32:31.780 First of all, it's not normally a normal human thing for you to be that fucking devoted to

01:32:35.760 anything, let alone like being a fucking Francescan.

01:32:39.640 And then for you to go from being a Francescan to being the world's greatest anti-Christian eugenicist, no.

01:32:46.540 I'm sorry, but I don't trust you on just the mano-a-mano level.

01:32:51.380 As a guy, I don't fucking trust you.

01:32:53.500 You're insane.

01:32:54.120 You're an insane person.

01:32:55.060 Now, you're correct.

01:32:57.240 This is an extremely interesting story.

01:32:59.040 I'm very interested to hear what he has to say.

01:33:02.200 But am I going to take it?

01:33:03.860 Am I going to take it?

01:33:05.140 I don't know.

01:33:05.480 yeah well that's the thing because the arguments he makes are won't be unfamiliar if you've heard

01:33:10.700 the arguments from any of these other people which is that you know christianity promotes

01:33:14.480 equality but we are unequal people you know i mean like it's not it's not really a different flavor

01:33:21.840 like even even that like that kind of argument what you do you mean christianity as a true faith

01:33:27.280 or do you mean christianity as the extant church because yeah the extant church has all kinds of

01:33:32.300 problems with it but the problem with a lot of the problems with the extant church is that they

01:33:36.220 they are not actually connected to christianity the faith so and that's a whole other fucking

01:33:41.080 discussion but that's very top level like maybe this was more about you and the things you did

01:33:47.080 and your personal experiences than it is about the faith broadly because you'd raise a good

01:33:51.920 point there like it's not natural for people to spend their lives doing heel turns so you'll see

01:33:58.340 these people even in our space where it's like i used to be a hardcore anarchist leftist and now

01:34:03.840 i'm like a national socialist extremist like how how do you do that explain to me how that that

01:34:10.360 that's insane because if you look at our lives are a pretty pretty you know non-extreme gradient

01:34:17.840 if you go back to us when we're teenagers it's not like we were progressives in any sense you

01:34:25.340 more than anything like you you would have you wouldn't you were more i think you've got less

01:34:29.460 extreme over time if that makes any sense like you were like you were talking about like jew shit

01:34:35.520 like young and then even i was like whoa what but you know i came around i'm i'm i'm less i'm more

01:34:42.460 politically extreme but less like i'm less violent i think that's just because i'm older

01:34:46.340 yeah i'm less yeah but you like if you were to meet us when we were in our early 20s

01:34:52.640 we wouldn't be like night and day

01:34:54.860 you know what I mean but you meet these people who are like always

01:34:57.440 switching up. You would be meeting younger versions of us

01:34:59.640 that you already know. Yeah you'd be

01:35:01.340 these people who keep

01:35:03.360 switching up churches every few years too

01:35:05.640 it's like oh I'm a Baptist

01:35:07.360 but now I'm Catholic and then now I'm Orthodox

01:35:09.500 and now it's just

01:35:11.400 you're looking for an army

01:35:13.440 in a sense or you're looking for I don't know

01:35:15.280 it seems like a fandom in a sense but anyway

01:35:17.140 that's a type of personality

01:35:19.580 that you know

01:35:21.380 you got to be careful for it i don't i don't know much about this guy but

01:35:25.660 yeah it's strange that it would just be an about face like that but he writes about his life here

01:35:31.780 i'll just read this to you and you make up your mind based on this he says i turned down a call

01:35:37.260 to the college church at brinmar pennsylvania a church of great prestige and wealth and went

01:35:43.140 instead to a very small broken down church in a sordid and very largely foreign industrial district

01:35:48.900 New Jersey. There was no way in which I could be an honest man and remain a minister. In the

01:35:53.440 meantime, immediately following my resignation, I accepted a position as associate director of

01:35:59.180 what became the American Civil Liberties Union. I therefore quit my civil liberties job in the

01:36:04.300 spring of 1919 and worked my way across the continent as a common laborer in coal mines

01:36:10.160 in Scranton, in a steel mill in Pittsburgh, in the open pit iron mines in northwest of Duluth

01:36:15.660 with a railroad section gang in the Rockies

01:36:18.680 and half a mile down a copper mine in Butte

01:36:21.160 where a fall of rock came within a few inches

01:36:23.980 of crushing my head.

01:36:25.340 And early in October 1920, penniless

01:36:28.020 and with little more than the clothes I was wearing

01:36:30.320 and some tools to work with,

01:36:31.420 I went back to the town in which I had my church

01:36:33.120 there to do my labor as a gift

01:36:35.120 and learn to depend on my own needs

01:36:36.640 no matter where I might be

01:36:37.940 or what people wanted to give me.

01:36:40.080 So that's sort of his friend, Cisconberry.

01:36:41.440 I'm just going to be a laborer for free

01:36:43.180 and then you can donate to me.

01:36:45.440 But, you know, you go from working in the ACLU, and these are some big swings you're taking with your life, you know.

01:36:54.520 He said, by the summer of 1929, however, my faith in the course I had been following began to break down.

01:37:02.180 I saw that a pure heart and will was not itself enough.

01:37:07.260 The needs of my mind and a certain realistic common sense began to reassert themselves.

01:37:11.660 Moreover, I was finding myself deeply moved by what I read in Nietzsche's Zarathustra.

01:37:17.960 So he literally just read Friedrich Nietzsche and said,

01:37:21.960 oh, I think I'm going to abandon my entire life's work.

01:37:25.520 I am this now.

01:37:26.980 Yeah.

01:37:27.400 Oh, this is my thing.

01:37:28.460 It's like when David Icke saw The Matrix.

01:37:30.460 Oh, that's my religion.

01:37:34.480 Thus I came to be so shaken with uncertainty that I could not go on,

01:37:38.620 and then followed for some four or five years a period of devastating skepticism in which i

01:37:43.860 doubted everything i'd ever believed i deliberately turned the heaviest guns i could find on my most

01:37:49.020 cherished positions for several years i was in complete retirement devoting myself to much study

01:37:54.920 chiefly of nietzsche and to con and to constant thought about the profound problems that confronted

01:37:59.600 humankind um and it's during this time where he um had a friend basically buy him some land which

01:38:06.540 you know he could do back then you could buy 12 acres for five dollars in current money and then

01:38:13.440 he built sort of a cabin for himself and he just kind of lived there for years studying and

01:38:17.480 ruminating about Nietzsche which is very poetic very artistic you know if this was a film or

01:38:23.240 the story this would be a very evocative scene of contemplation but it is also kind of crazy

01:38:30.000 where like you just read Nietzsche and said holy fuck I've just been wrong about Christ this whole

01:38:34.740 time i mean yeah i'm sorry but at least try maybe you can reconcile the two but don't just say it's

01:38:41.480 like yeah it's jewish which is what he says he's like yeah christianity is pretty jewish actually

01:38:45.860 like okay i mean i assume you've read the bible right you weren't fucking prepared for that

01:38:54.080 the thing is the and i don't want to go on a whole thing but like

01:38:58.380 it's such a common thing of people that say oh yeah you think about the bible is it's so jewish

01:39:04.340 like because you somebody told you or you read the fucking wikipedia article and you realize that

01:39:09.060 there's an association between judaism and christianity but you don't know fucking anything

01:39:13.800 about either one of those things and you're an idiot okay it's okay i would tell you the comment

01:39:18.360 that i received on one of the vanguard's journal articles on substack uh it was this guy who

01:39:23.220 apparently runs a hugely popular blog um but uh it was on uh i forget what it was called but it

01:39:31.020 basically it's one where i kind of mentioned foucault in the context of oh i'm going to talk

01:39:35.760 about you know some gay degeneracy stuff and he's the expert as a gay degenerate and then he was

01:39:41.520 saying you're just trying to run cover for christ cuckery you know and he's like first of all

01:39:48.060 foucault was a pedophile second of all uh the proclivity to uh kill criminals was a was a christ

01:39:57.020 cuck thing because i made a comment about how uh in the western mind especially the anglo mind

01:40:03.080 we have no problem separating the wheat from the chaff or liquidating the most you know antisocial

01:40:09.440 elements of our society effectively removing them from the gene pool uh which is why we could have

01:40:15.200 these sort of advanced civilizations he said that's christ cuckery and i said well i mean

01:40:18.520 if you're against pedophiles those are criminals would you be in favor of pedophiles i like i don't

01:40:25.140 understand what you're saying he's like yeah i guess i'm in favor of them when they're raping

01:40:28.480 christian kids i'm like these are the types of people you're dealing with what that's a christ

01:40:34.500 like this who read the wikipedia page as you say yeah christ country this is a jewish thing

01:40:38.820 i guess pedophilia is okay like within two steps a guy to say some retarded nonsense right yeah

01:40:46.140 they're not worth engaging with they are they are actually just stupid people it's not any

01:40:51.020 more complicated than that um so i'll just keep reading some excerpts from the book because you

01:40:56.380 know would i recommend this book i think so i think i'd recommend it just as an example

01:41:03.100 a very detailed example of the transition from a devout christian mind to an anti-christian

01:41:09.160 nietzschean mind an aristocratic eugenic mind i don't think that's been so comprehensively

01:41:14.100 documented except for here maybe it has but um if you just want to see what that's like and hear

01:41:19.240 the arguments okay but again the arguments are kind of what you've heard and i'm i'm amazed he

01:41:25.320 never heard them before or found them so convincing especially if you if you're willing to live as

01:41:32.600 christ did he says i also in probing the causes of the decay that manifests itself on every side

01:41:39.660 of us today i had to spend much time on the problems of human breeding to what extent were

01:41:44.680 we suffering from the fact that we no longer that we were no longer the same people we once were

01:41:48.940 that are better elements for being outbred by our worst and worst,

01:41:52.940 our worst and worst,

01:41:54.700 that the very caliber and character of the stock that founded this country

01:41:57.700 had gradually but demonstrably and markedly deteriorated.

01:42:00.900 Perhaps it was on this account that by 1941,

01:42:03.740 a growing and a hardening antagonism to my views,

01:42:06.940 most marked as part of the university authorities,

01:42:09.360 but also among my old friends,

01:42:10.480 gradually led to the almost complete termination of my speaking engagements.

01:42:14.400 So, you know, let me just say, like, I don't disagree with what he's saying.

01:42:17.940 There's a lot of the Nietzschean position that I don't fundamentally disagree with.

01:42:22.760 Like, I'm not anti-eugenics.

01:42:25.260 I'm actually not.

01:42:26.080 Yeah, no, of course not.

01:42:26.860 Of course not.

01:42:27.580 The issue I take with Bronze Age, Pervin Bronze Age mindset and his Selective Green Book are very specific.

01:42:34.160 But I'm not throwing out this entire idea of the breeding of the ideal stock or how we might define that.

01:42:42.660 And we've discussed that with Nuno Melody, Blood and Soil by Richard Deray.

01:42:47.940 which is probably the most comprehensive model I've seen

01:42:51.620 for how you might approach that in a modern sense.

01:42:54.940 So I'm not against any of that.

01:42:56.460 But I also think you could reconcile that with Christianity if you wanted to.

01:43:00.760 I think there's also Christians who believe this.

01:43:03.280 You don't actually need to believe everyone is a carbon copy of each other.

01:43:07.880 You can also believe in genetics if you're a Christian.

01:43:12.720 You could be a Christian and say,

01:43:15.700 hey, people with Down syndrome shouldn't reproduce.

01:43:17.940 right i think i think priests would say that they got no problem in that form of eugenics so i don't

01:43:25.280 think you need to throw everything out just because you said you know what there's a lot of

01:43:29.880 i don't i don't like interracial marriage you can be a christian who doesn't like that right

01:43:34.340 he said my reading of rationalistic psychology had caused me to look behind the scenes of my

01:43:42.380 mystical experience and to question its validity and the reliability of the inner direction i

01:43:47.440 derived from it but also my franciscan life was challenged by a deepening spiritual insight

01:43:52.680 and by the mounting pressure of some new thing within me in our life in wallington we had as

01:43:59.120 it were been laying ourselves down in the gutter because others had to lie there but now i came to

01:44:04.420 the conclusion this is not necessarily the best way to help a man or even the truest way to show

01:44:10.000 him love then too i doubted whether a franciscan life was a true expression of my own makeup i

01:44:15.720 began to feel that to large an extent i had been under jesus's spell i'd been in love with an ideal

01:44:21.880 the picture in my mind the way jesus had lived and actually agree with that i agree that i think it

01:44:27.960 was probably dumb to just wander around in the 1920s saying i'm gonna larp as jesus what do you

01:44:34.940 think about that yes it was obviously dumb it was obviously a fucking because you say is this the

01:44:40.680 best way to help people it's like well no it's not like i said right at the beginning the types

01:44:44.480 of people that do this they're people whether it's autism or some other ailment they're completely

01:44:49.580 lacking in social intelligence whether it's the way that they interact with their community and

01:44:55.300 the people around them like whether the people around them are actually going to accept this

01:44:58.820 and engage with you on a level that it becomes productive or whether you you have the social

01:45:04.360 intelligence to read the bible or you take in scripture and actually get the context in which

01:45:11.880 it's being you know what i mean because again i think it goes without saying when he says

01:45:16.100 why i learned this he didn't learn it from a from a priest right he learned it from his own

01:45:22.680 you know his own autodidactism you know he learned it from being a weirdo who reads all day without

01:45:29.780 without bouncing it off of without bouncing it off again he's quite young right without bouncing it

01:45:35.520 off of somebody older with some wisdom that's a great and again narcissist narcissism right

01:45:41.600 narcissism i said right at the beginning these are guys who at 18 or 19 without ever asking

01:45:47.900 for any kind of proof are convinced that they understand the entire world front to back

01:45:55.040 and that they are they're whatever they believe in right now is completely unquestionable

01:45:59.420 and they can't even imagine why they would bother to go and look for a mentor or a community who

01:46:05.680 could guide them and kind of soften their edges they never bother to do that and then what happens

01:46:10.800 they fucking switch things every three years he never mentions in the book at least due to my

01:46:15.760 recollection that he consulted with a priest or a pastor or any christian figure it was almost like

01:46:23.300 i'm just gonna be a priest now i'm gonna be i'm gonna i'm gonna find a flock and then he says

01:46:27.620 wow that was a crazy thing to do it says maybe christianity is fake i'm like no no no maybe you

01:46:32.620 should just just talk to a fucking priest run this by someone else yeah even even saying like i read

01:46:39.300 the bible and then i went to a small town in the middle of nowhere to become a priest that sounds

01:46:42.940 like a fucking snake oil salesman man like you're supposed to go to seminary and then you join a

01:46:47.980 church and then you you you work within that church to find a location where you can serve

01:46:52.920 the community you don't just independently go and create a fucking church that's somewhere between

01:46:57.660 pure grift and like creating if jesus were here right now would he just go to fucking flint

01:47:04.660 michigan and live in the gutter and try and work for free just fixing fences and pouring concrete

01:47:10.820 and standing outside the fucking home depot i don't think so pull dents on people's cars and

01:47:15.920 make a youtube channel do you do you think if jesus arrived now he would just be do you think

01:47:22.000 jesus would larp as jesus if he should arrive no like but again it's a guy totally lacking all

01:47:30.200 social context and um so i just to continue on his critique here because i think this really is

01:47:36.500 the meat of the book other than his his essays on what's wrong with america what's wrong with

01:47:43.040 race and stuff like that to me that the beating heart of the story is his relationship with

01:47:48.300 christianity nichinism without trying to psychoanalyze him you know too much but rather

01:47:53.680 than contrast him against people we know who've done stuff like this uh which i don't i don't

01:47:58.200 think we're being unfair to him um i think you'll find guys like this in your life who do similar

01:48:03.540 things but he says here jesus is for everyone so the church has taught but practically all the

01:48:09.300 world takes for granted um but in trying to make the teaching of jesus a teaching for everyone it

01:48:15.600 was inevitable the teaching should be dragged down to the level of those whom it was preached to

01:48:20.980 that is it was perverted into the opposite of jesus organized christianity has looked too long

01:48:25.940 and too far field for the Antichrist.

01:48:28.220 The Antichrist is none other than Jesus himself.

01:48:31.620 That's a bold claim.

01:48:35.040 With absolutely no support.

01:48:37.020 This guy really is like the ancestor of Baph.

01:48:40.320 Yeah.

01:48:41.080 He says, for Christ is the name

01:48:42.540 for which Christianity has made of Jesus.

01:48:44.520 And what Christianity has made of Jesus

01:48:45.780 is the opposite of what Jesus himself actually was.

01:48:48.060 The church has taken away the man's belief

01:48:50.400 in his innermost self, which is his belief in life.

01:48:53.480 it has taken away his struggle

01:48:55.580 without which there is no growth no fulfillment

01:48:57.680 it is not as it were told the seed

01:49:00.040 that it was a life and death

01:49:01.940 necessary to struggle to get

01:49:03.840 its own roots deep into the soil to

01:49:05.780 food and drink to force its tender shoots up

01:49:07.820 from the sky to sun in the air so

01:49:09.640 he's basically saying that Christianity

01:49:11.520 lacks a biological

01:49:14.140 vitalism

01:49:15.200 and he's trying to say that's what Christ

01:49:17.920 represented but that's not what

01:49:19.640 there you're almost getting like are you

01:49:21.660 criticizing Christianity

01:49:22.840 as the religion or just the church you know yeah it's i mean even but like by his own words

01:49:29.880 he's criticizing the church but by his actions he didn't abandon the church and this is something

01:49:36.240 i've gone through i abandoned the church i didn't abandon christianity i abandoned the church because

01:49:40.520 it's idiots he abandoned the entire faith which shows he didn't understand the fucking faith to

01:49:46.780 begin with yeah he's just he's obsessed with jesus and he thinks that jesus was you know he

01:49:51.900 goes into like here he says the life jesus lived under the drive of this purpose had little in

01:49:56.500 common with the life we have seen ascribed to the christ this whole orthodox theological

01:50:01.360 conception of jesus's life i had to sweep away as rubbish so it's like he's more obsessed with

01:50:06.500 jesus as the guy and the guy who did things rather than the son of god in a sense right like he's

01:50:12.840 trying to separate jesus of nazareth the man from the the the mystical christian context

01:50:20.000 the Son of God, which is a wild thing to

01:50:21.960 fucking do, in my opinion.

01:50:24.780 Like, the whole orthodox

01:50:26.140 theological conception is the problem.

01:50:28.080 Like, well then, then he's just sort of

01:50:29.980 a historical figure who was crucified then.

01:50:32.020 And is that just how you understand

01:50:34.040 Jesus? So your entire

01:50:35.940 thing was, I'm going to just keep crucifying myself, because that's

01:50:38.020 what Jesus would want me to do.

01:50:40.300 It says, in or out of wedlock

01:50:41.980 Jesus was born in Nazareth, of Mary

01:50:43.960 and Joseph. The miracles really

01:50:45.920 do not enter into the picture of him at

01:50:47.960 all. The death did not affect

01:50:49.460 and he changed whatever in any god

01:50:52.040 and was unnecessary to such

01:50:54.020 an end even in the days when I

01:50:55.900 had theological or metaphysical god

01:50:57.660 there's no place for any blood atonement

01:50:59.980 my god was no Shylock who demanded

01:51:02.160 money on the counter before

01:51:04.020 he delivered goods my god

01:51:05.980 was like the sun so

01:51:07.740 there you kind of get an idea that oh you

01:51:09.800 you never really understood what this was

01:51:12.020 like you think

01:51:12.700 like what are you even saying there you're saying that

01:51:16.000 yeah Jesus was a guy who was born

01:51:18.060 but that is the miracles don't matter

01:51:20.060 the resurrection doesn't matter

01:51:22.440 his death matters but his resurrection

01:51:24.200 doesn't matter I'm like well how do you figure

01:51:25.900 like what the fuck does that even mean

01:51:28.680 that's crazy like you don't

01:51:30.360 again I feel more

01:51:32.420 strongly now he's a guy who read the Bible

01:51:34.620 but he read the Bible as an

01:51:36.440 atheist independently came to

01:51:38.500 his own conclusions without

01:51:40.140 talking to anybody like again there's

01:51:42.360 2,000 years of tradition

01:51:44.360 across all kinds of different cultures

01:51:46.220 at least top somebody else

01:51:48.200 unless you're such a narcissist that you don't think

01:51:50.360 anybody else's opinion matters

01:51:51.620 even if you're an atheist

01:51:54.120 even if you're not a Christian for the listeners

01:51:56.180 who are pagans let's just

01:51:58.300 appreciate that where I think you can

01:52:00.420 understand even if you don't like any of

01:52:02.380 this stuff that

01:52:03.120 to say that I want to

01:52:06.340 emulate the life of Jesus but like

01:52:08.420 the resurrection the son of God stuff

01:52:10.520 doesn't matter it's just this guy

01:52:12.340 but it's like why I don't

01:52:14.400 understand i don't understand why you'd want to emulate jesus's life if he's not the son of god

01:52:18.720 then he's just he's just a guy born in nazareth then he really is he if he really is just the

01:52:24.860 dude doing miracles but then you also take the miracles away it's like okay so he is a dude

01:52:30.080 i mean he's a good he's a good guy he said a lot of good stuff but you know who else said a lot of

01:52:35.680 good stuff every christian since like the miracles are pretty important why people care and being the

01:52:44.020 son of god and all the a lot of stuff emerged from that like i don't know so he's just a guy

01:52:48.320 you read about he said i'm gonna live like that in 1920s like what the fuck is wrong with you

01:52:52.540 he thought he was jesus my god is like the sun okay then worship the sun god that jesus

01:52:59.840 doesn't even factor into that at all what a loon this is where he gets a bit more extreme he says

01:53:08.440 of course it will be pointed out rightly enough that all this amalgam of jesus and paul in the

01:53:13.960 course of the centuries became heavily encrusted and more or less deeply permeated with aryan

01:53:19.160 editions a theology a theocracy an art eventually a nordic feudalism which i generally agree with i

01:53:25.900 think but at the bottom and harder of all was the jew the instinct in nature to need of a breed of

01:53:33.140 men that was nordic felt alien to himself and inferior to himself too and what was all this

01:53:39.020 philosophy and art social arrangement and organization but the nordic subconscious

01:53:43.480 acknowledgement that lack he felt in the jews outlook on life in the world and an effort to

01:53:50.100 round out a view of the universe let me skip that whether at its worst as it comes from the church

01:53:55.960 or as best as it flows from the teaching itself is an alien oriental jewish infection see like

01:54:01.600 you know you could hear that or read that in any comment section on any you see that on storm

01:54:08.960 front you see that on any like pagan right wing thing but i'm like i don't understand how

01:54:13.940 like you're such you're a devout christian according to you but it's like yeah but it's

01:54:17.300 also a jewish infection i'm like i i have to believe you weren't serious about to begin with

01:54:22.400 then right yeah yeah i know we gotta get going so i'm just gonna kind of skip ahead to some other

01:54:29.420 parts here um where he talks about you know his his ideal society and and what the western man

01:54:37.100 ought to do and he says he says sooner or later in one way or another our gates will be forced

01:54:43.260 and our city put to the torch and sword our civilization will go up in flames and the proud

01:54:48.180 white man who created it who for long thought himself and virtually was invincible will have

01:54:53.480 to bend his neck to a yoke in order to live spangler foresaw the eye of clairvoyance when

01:54:58.600 he predicted struggling that our machine techniques will end we are now about to pass into eclipse the

01:55:05.300 blackest hour in our history is almost upon us. But even in the hours of my darkest brooding over

01:55:10.820 the onrushing tragedy, I'm sustained by a hope, perhaps even a faith, that no possible conquest

01:55:16.960 of the white peoples will ever permanently break their strength. Into their humiliation and agony

01:55:22.160 they will carry through most ancient traditions the glory of the past and the memories of the

01:55:26.720 days when their whole world was shaped by their deep instinctive belief in the superior man and

01:55:32.280 And their destiny is guided by the noblest and strongest among them.

01:55:36.440 Mere stability is often said to be the primary object of any person's social organization.

01:55:41.540 But it seems to me this can never be enough.

01:55:43.920 A healthy people wills not only to last long, but to be itself a long time.

01:55:50.200 It wills to preserve its identity.

01:55:54.200 So, you know, there's things.

01:55:57.360 You can take inspiration from that.

01:55:59.040 You can get a fire in your belly about that.

01:56:02.280 But, you know, I still think it is possible to reconcile a Christian faith with selective breeding or the belief in genetics or the belief that, hey, beautiful people should reproduce or whatever, however you define it, or people with poor genetics maybe shouldn't.

01:56:20.160 Like, you can be a Christian and believe that people with shitty genetics and low IQ shouldn't have 20 kids.

01:56:26.440 You know, I think that they also believe that in the past as well.

01:56:30.040 and they figured out

01:56:31.760 a way to do it

01:56:32.460 and it wasn't

01:56:34.000 Nietzsche who came up

01:56:35.020 with that idea

01:56:35.620 and he kind of goes into

01:56:37.740 what many of the other

01:56:38.820 Nietzscheans say here

01:56:39.600 he says once again

01:56:40.340 let me state this simple fact

01:56:41.660 blink at it as we may

01:56:42.860 most men

01:56:43.480 by their very makeup

01:56:44.520 cannot be free

01:56:45.680 whenever

01:56:46.460 wherever

01:56:48.220 we have any society at all

01:56:49.680 we have the mass

01:56:50.900 organized and ruled

01:56:51.920 by a small number of men

01:56:53.160 who are relatively superior

01:56:54.560 the higher we go

01:56:55.900 in civilization

01:56:56.600 the more true

01:56:57.620 this becomes

01:56:58.400 whether the workers

01:56:59.260 are called slaves

01:57:00.020 surf or free really makes a little difference they will not be free there is no fiat of man

01:57:06.300 that can make them free for the simple reason that they are incapable of being master of themselves

01:57:10.440 and of circumstance and in any society he who cannot rule himself must be ruled to make such

01:57:17.560 people free and defend for themselves as we did the negro at the end of the civil war may be as

01:57:22.840 cruel as the turn as to turn children into the jungle you know what i i generally agree with

01:57:29.560 that you know like yeah it's fair if it's again fair you can reconcile that with another belief

01:57:35.380 system um but he says here but as far as we're concerned we americans we modern white men of

01:57:40.860 western civilization among us is not going to get started not in our day our chance to build this

01:57:47.020 way has gone the whole tradition has been thoroughly destroyed our way to new autocracy

01:57:52.280 our aristocracy lies through chaos we shall first have to become ashes before the phoenix of new

01:57:58.540 a new nobility shall arise from our midst but if the world holds together there will at last be

01:58:04.620 those a few always a few who will again start the old long climb towards the heights and again lay

01:58:10.440 at the road to a world in which superiority of every sort shall thrive so again you know we need

01:58:16.000 collapse we need we need to accelerate the decline because there's no way to avert course

01:58:22.080 very very very spanglarian although spangler was a bit more nuanced in his view of how

01:58:29.760 our civilization will die because he like like an organism a civilization reaches its apex and

01:58:36.040 begins to ossify and die and age but it wasn't like it would just fucking die like a cat dies

01:58:42.660 you know the decline of a civilization is very very complex and you know the fall of rome took

01:58:48.640 centuries right so the idea that the fall of america could take like 10 years which is what

01:58:53.200 we all secretly think you know i don't i don't think that bears out um yeah sorry and just to

01:59:00.700 add a bit more color here we'll end soon he says let me frankly declare that my dominant concern

01:59:04.980 is with the future of my own kind the white man of the west but through my concern but though my

01:59:10.520 concern embraces the white race as a whole is concentrated on that blonde long head long headed

01:59:16.800 aryan teutonic nordic element of it which is as it seems to me from ancient india persia greece and

01:59:24.700 rome to modern germany and north italy holland england scotland viking ireland iceland and all

01:59:29.960 scandinavia and wherever it has gone abroad has been supreme exploring searching inventing

01:59:34.460 organizing creating and ruling power of the western world so you know even most people when

01:59:41.840 they talk about the area and they think with blonde hair blue eyed but he's also including

01:59:44.800 fucking italians in there too so i i don't i think very progressive yeah very person i don't i think

01:59:50.680 people who really adhere to the area now look probably wouldn't include you know indians i

01:59:57.960 mean if you go deep into the indo-european thing yeah it just it again sounds like he has a very

02:00:02.240 surface level understanding of it and he's acting as though he's an expert he says here in any case

02:00:07.060 the white man in the u.s is confronted with the grim dilemma remove the negro or die from this

02:00:11.900 there can be no escape and no greater right is known to man than the right to save his own breed

02:00:17.100 and his own civilization from destruction in fact the jewish moscow government though neither the

02:00:22.520 existence of that government nor the existence of its communist movement was at stake nevertheless

02:00:26.440 for the mere furtherance of both not only moved millions of people from the sudan land the baltic

02:00:31.980 states the balkans and other countries to replace them with other human beings of totally different

02:00:36.520 stock but actually murdered starved or otherwise killed a total of 25 to 45 million people in

02:00:41.160 contrast to all this such moving of negroes as we propose though to be sure where necessary

02:00:46.180 it would have to be enforced it would be carried out with all possible humanity

02:00:50.620 so he's just saying like we could just deport all the blacks um and i would say like even

02:00:56.920 david duke and um i found even more nuance in my awakening by duke um and some other people like

02:01:05.480 by the end of the book he was getting into his policy positions it's very heavy-handed um

02:01:11.600 and here here's his last policy position and we'll end here he says let us remember however

02:01:17.040 that just after the first world war the ruling body of the church of england considered a motion

02:01:22.840 to relax the monogamous standard until england had made good the loss of a million of her best

02:01:28.380 men in the struggle the problem before us then will be to devise means by which as many possible

02:01:33.120 of our best women can be artificially impregnated by the sperm of those men of greatest giftedness

02:01:39.000 who may be available and bear many children the idea could be worked even by lone married couples

02:01:44.900 where the husband out of his love for his country and his kind would find his opportunity to efface

02:01:49.780 himself as wife's children might be sired again and again by men of manifestly higher endowment

02:01:56.120 than his own ultimately of course ra must be nothing less than a racial rebirth and resurgence

02:02:01.800 Now, what do you think about that?

02:02:04.100 I think in no uncertain terms, you say, well, you know, we would just...

02:02:07.400 Beyond the fact that it's patently insane on its face,

02:02:10.940 like, do we want to get into the details of why it's patently insane?

02:02:14.180 I would love just to hear...

02:02:15.940 I'd hear the Judas take.

02:02:18.540 Take this to the woodshed.

02:02:19.820 The number one thing is just he's made the classic fedora-wearing autist error

02:02:27.780 of thinking that we are genetic blank slates i guess you can have like pure uh pure nurture or

02:02:36.360 pure nature he seems to believe in pure nature but he doesn't and saying that we're pure nature

02:02:41.560 that all that matters is the father's genetic stock and i did to be fair i i hear people in

02:02:47.020 our own sphere say that all the time and i think they're equally as retarded can can the hot can

02:02:51.700 the best man in the world just be with every fucking dumb best man in the world can be with

02:02:55.660 with every dumb bitch and those children are then raised fatherless in poverty and they will

02:03:01.840 somehow create the greatest civilization like have you considered that maybe family and community

02:03:08.320 and and faith and the institutions that bind us together have anything at all i'm not even

02:03:15.120 saying they're primary but do you think that maybe they're necessary and if you don't think

02:03:21.900 they're necessary can you give me a single fucking example of even a society you like

02:03:27.800 not even our society which is the best ever but any society that's that lasted more than two

02:03:36.260 two fucking generations without those ties to bind them are you out of your fucking mind like

02:03:44.960 it's just that is so well how about let's just impregnate every women with let's pick the top

02:03:50.780 one percentile of genomes and impregnate every woman on earth and we'll have a super race yeah

02:03:55.380 a super race of illiterate monsters who will eat each other and we will all be extinct

02:04:00.220 in literally 18 years you are a menace entire blonde retards proliferate like

02:04:08.640 imagine imagine the number of them that will be born with fetal alcohol syndrome oh my god alone

02:04:17.080 Like I said, Richard DeRay in New Nobility, Blood and Soil, I think gives the most reasonable way to do this because you need a way to filter and select for the genetic stock.

02:04:29.300 And he says, well, a lot of these ancient bloodlines are corrupted or dead.

02:04:34.420 And after World War I, our best young men were just ground up, crushed.

02:04:40.360 So it's like, well, we need a new filter to select for the best green stock.

02:04:44.700 so how about it's for veterans of that war

02:04:47.100 and we're going to leave it up to them

02:04:49.060 to pair up

02:04:49.960 you find your wife

02:04:51.500 and we're going to hope that you find the best one

02:04:53.780 because we believe that you are the best dog

02:04:55.420 then you sort that part out

02:04:57.880 and then we're just going to pour money on top of you

02:05:00.260 guess what we'll give you a few acres of land

02:05:01.980 your house

02:05:02.560 and we're going to encourage you financially

02:05:05.360 to have as many kids as you can

02:05:07.480 but you will already select

02:05:09.480 eugenic capitalism

02:05:10.500 when I say eugenic capitalism

02:05:14.380 I mean, it's the understanding that the person best suited to make the decision what to do with their genetic capital is the owner of the genetic capital.

02:05:24.540 If they're so strong and smart, why do you think you can decide for them?

02:05:29.240 If you were so smart that you could decide, you'd be the stud fucking all the hot chicks.

02:05:33.380 But you're not.

02:05:34.220 You're a weird philosopher in a basement.

02:05:36.740 The guy with the good genes should decide who he's going to breed with.

02:05:40.560 Your job is to help get out of the fucking way.

02:05:43.280 and if you have any power over policy

02:05:45.780 to incentivize

02:05:47.540 that man to have as many children

02:05:49.720 of his own volition

02:05:51.460 as possible. But otherwise

02:05:53.680 get the fuck out of his way. Also it's like

02:05:55.300 let's just do a thought experiment

02:05:57.580 now. We always talk about this hypothetical

02:05:59.520 perfect man. We find the perfect man

02:06:01.440 the apex

02:06:02.960 of the western man and just have him

02:06:05.520 breathe like okay who would that be now?

02:06:08.260 Who is it?

02:06:09.900 And by which metric?

02:06:11.360 is it by intelligence and status and influence then is that elon musk well no he's like fucking

02:06:17.740 gross weird okay so then who's like the most like masculine barbaringa andrew tate obviously not

02:06:25.660 right he's he's fucking ugly too okay you see what i'm saying like you can keep finding chris

02:06:29.700 langdon the man with the highest ikea man the highest ikea who's who's it who's like a weird

02:06:34.340 socially autistic failure yeah and it doesn't have any of the physical qualities that you would

02:06:40.040 one is it like which is like any of the astronauts to be an astronaut requires high aq and actually

02:06:46.660 needs five degrees to do it but are they the most physically fit are they arian are they blonde

02:06:51.780 hair and blue eyed because i guess if they're not blonde hair and blue eyed then they don't get to

02:06:55.420 do you see what i'm saying like find me the guy is it the guy who choked out that black person on

02:07:00.080 the subway remember him he's he's going to court right he's kind of like a a fit guy and he looks

02:07:06.080 heroic but like i'd nominate him but he's also just a guy who choked at a black guy is that it

02:07:11.620 well it's it's it's it's it's it's faith through works exactly okay we found one we found one guy

02:07:19.080 that should fuck every woman right but also like i just love that point which is that you never hear

02:07:23.580 the women brought up because i'm sorry to say guys a child's genetics are generally around 50 50 they

02:07:30.620 tend to tilt one way or the other um you know one kid could look more like the father more like the

02:07:35.600 mother you see that all the time yeah it's it's in aggregate it's 50 50 yeah but it's like they

02:07:41.100 are half of the mother so i don't think any of these motherfuckers have a metric with which to

02:07:45.860 judge the best woman because i think they think yeah women's intelligence doesn't matter women's

02:07:52.240 who cares what she's but like your lack of interest in the quality of women and you thinking that

02:07:58.580 you kind of employing a bit too much misogyny thinking who gives a shit they're all the same

02:08:03.960 that is the death of this entire project you just have never thought about what a high quality woman

02:08:10.160 looks like you just think it's a woman who's not a whore but like i don't know it's just you think

02:08:14.600 every stud just fucks everyone's wives i'm like that that's so ludicrously stupid it's it's crazy

02:08:21.260 yeah anyway because it's also like oh because because why wouldn't the highest quality man

02:08:26.100 find the highest quality woman or the the lateral move anyway right and that's where

02:08:31.260 you know belly blend soil makes sense like that sorts itself out and then we apply

02:08:35.360 money capital freedom whatever later right that's the closest i've seen anyway we have to get going

02:08:43.120 now this has been a good episode um i think i talked myself into not recommending the book but

02:08:48.620 if you want to know which way western man the way isn't letting uh 20 000 guys taller than you

02:08:59.420 fuck your wife and just sit there going yep this is good this is good i'm doing this for

02:09:04.840 my children who aren't mine yeah yeah and remember what is the what is the alternative to letting

02:09:11.180 every guy in the city taller than you fuck your wife the alternative is christ according to this

02:09:16.860 guy so not a hard choice to make there but also according to not the son of god just a man named

02:09:23.160 Jesus of Nazareth

02:09:24.240 who just was wrongfully

02:09:27.660 accused

02:09:28.320 anyway I'll let you know this has been a good episode

02:09:33.320 I'll talk to you later man

02:09:34.100 yeah man see ya

02:09:35.700 hey baby I hear the blues

02:09:39.520 and call in top salads

02:09:40.980 and scrambled eggs

02:09:42.860 and maybe I seem a bit confused

02:09:47.320 yeah maybe but I got you

02:09:49.480 pegged

02:09:49.860 all right dimes judas welcome back to the show how are you guys doing pretty good how you doing

02:09:57.120 i'm doing well myself how about you dimes i'm doing great you know what's funny uh you see

02:10:03.460 this thing on x where someone posts a photo of just kind of like a woman just a regular woman

02:10:10.720 who maybe is like a seven out of ten and it's like can i say something without people getting mad

02:10:17.720 that's what they always say you know i mean like guys would you it's like we're just showing

02:10:22.840 attractive women like i got get guess what don't get mad at me but i think she's like what the

02:10:28.460 fuck are we doing why does everyone saying that you like a pair of big titties and that needs to

02:10:34.220 be that's this is the hill i'm gonna die on well it's like the the classic 4chan response lust

02:10:39.820 provoking image irrelevant thread right which is like you're just you're just doing this to make

02:10:45.120 to waste time right this is not why we're here i just want to post like a delicious apple pie like

02:10:50.720 honestly if we drop the act let's be real for a second can we say something about anyone getting

02:10:56.460 mad i'd have a slice of that apple pie that's a nice looking pie on the windowsill well see that

02:11:03.840 that's one strategy for engagement farming uh the other one is to to find something that generally

02:11:10.000 all of your friends like and just say how much you hate it just do that you're good at this

02:11:15.380 you're one of the greats and i actually don't want to do this because i don't want to fog your

02:11:22.400 strategy of just saying that the most very few people actually just troll on twitter i i just

02:11:28.880 kind of threaten people but you're the one like making posts that just is contrarian and then

02:11:34.020 people they know it's to rile them up but they get riled up anyway and it just works isn't that why

02:11:39.420 you still do movie corner after like a year of everybody telling you to shut off no i see i'm

02:11:43.680 i'm troll shielding i'm acting like i'm fucking with people but i really just like film and i

02:11:49.760 want to talk about it you're couching your genuine passion project as a way to antagonize your

02:11:55.400 viewers it's like hey you want to talk about this fucking gay shit i got and i got seven pages of

02:12:00.780 notes about the bike riders starring tom hardy speaking of which no i'm not going to do that

02:12:07.720 now go ahead why not no i should i had to save that for us i need we have content that we got

02:12:12.700 to get to all right i need i i got we took a week off and i've just got so much news that we need to

02:12:21.280 discuss i don't know my opinion on any of it anything with trump it's it's like did you hear

02:12:27.060 about this thing i'm like yeah well this is why one of my favorite things is to go back to the

02:12:35.160 kind of like retarded news stories of four to five years ago right like not the big ones but like the

02:12:41.780 really minor things that aren't important anymore like uh do you remember when when trump was in

02:12:47.060 japan and he fed those fish wrong and every got so mad at him for feeding fish incorrectly like

02:12:55.180 stuff like that where it's like it gives you perspective that like literally none of this

02:12:59.460 matters right and then if tim walls did that everyone would be like he's just like my retarded

02:13:04.800 dad i've got i've got a theory here uh let me know what you guys think uh tim walls is a minstrel

02:13:16.740 show for white people yeah i well i think that's been explicitly said i think when people say he

02:13:23.980 reminds me of my goofy dad like that's what you hear people say do you remember early on and they

02:13:29.400 did this for like two days they were trying to make tim walls into a sex symbol i saw it happen

02:13:34.560 they'll deny that this happened but they were trying to be like yeah he's actually like the

02:13:38.080 type of white man that would like like fuck your brains out secretly yeah well it was like there's

02:13:43.420 this this post and i i won't read it out exactly which is like basically saying like jd vance looks

02:13:50.080 like the kind of guy who has boring bad sex with you but you know uh tim walls will make you you

02:13:56.920 know uh explode uh you know again i'm trying to censor it because the the original one was

02:14:04.920 pretty lurid yes yeah i know exactly what you're referring to it was a bit over the top and every

02:14:12.720 tweet everything i see any post i'm like is this trying to get me is this trying to be stupid on

02:14:17.800 purpose because that's the most ludicrous thing i've seen but just imagining someone being like

02:14:22.440 yeah yeah maybe i'd fuck he'd fuck my brains out like really and he's just there with his mouth

02:14:28.340 always open he his face looks like a fucking mask well i'll put it this way i think uh i think tim

02:14:35.580 wallace would be much more interested in you dimes than any one of those progressive women on the

02:14:41.420 internet now here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna interpret that as you saying i'm a handsome guy

02:14:45.500 and not that i'm gay which is what some people might be interpreting that as uncharitably no

02:14:50.600 no no i was implying nothing about you i was implying something about tim waltz i know there's

02:14:56.340 some of these fucking jackals we got in the comment section i'm happy this isn't live because

02:15:00.820 i would have been seeing them stacking up right now with their fucking tepid implications of that

02:15:07.380 no he's calling me handsome and we all stand by it we all heard it well i mean that's the whole

02:15:14.120 reason right that you even have a podcast right it's just to have other men call you handsome

02:15:18.100 who've never seen your face uh the real story is that you think everyone is either going to be

02:15:25.360 a fucking jacked chad a 10 eyed superman or just a a god of an obese golem and then you meet the

02:15:34.100 real person and it's just everyone is powerfully normal everyone is just a guy from a place yeah

02:15:41.080 i'll put it this way i think we have we have flat belt we have a flat bell curve on the right and

02:15:45.740 for every one of these kind of like jacks you know bj blaskowitz looking airy and supermen

02:15:51.120 we have a couple like al from toy story 2 kind of guys you know

02:15:56.040 that's a reference for you for film buffs like you die but i would say it's crazy that you're

02:16:04.480 not a father because once you become a dad you start making those fucking references like

02:16:08.920 you start kind of talking about toy story like it's a movie that's fresh in your memory

02:16:14.820 i don't think i've seen toy story 2 since probably 2005 i know you're gonna watch it a lot you're

02:16:22.740 gonna watch it a lot of times and it's really good that whole series is actually really good

02:16:29.240 i never saw the fourth one i'm like this is you know what they were firing on all cylinders here

02:16:34.360 you start saying weird shit when you're dead

02:16:37.580 i think that i think that my uh my favorite like bizarre subplot in uh i think it's toy story 2

02:16:46.900 again which is the one that i've seen the most for again because we had it on vhs is that like

02:16:52.660 the ultimate like horrible fate for a toy is being sent to japan like that's their version

02:16:59.740 of going to siberia no because yeah that was the whole point with um i guess kelsey grammar was

02:17:05.900 the prospector this is now a movie corner sorry sorry netanyahu it's a movie corner about toy

02:17:13.500 story 3 no toy story 2 the it's clearly the best it's too you buffoon it's because it's got kelsey

02:17:20.260 grammar playing the prospector and the whole plus he wants to be in a toy museum in japan

02:17:26.260 and the other toys they want to be owned by a kid because that's the destiny of a toy

02:17:30.220 but he just want you know he's not even a villain really but uh i get how does he end up sometimes

02:17:36.560 they meet very wretched fates i think he gets like sucked into a conveyor belt and shredded

02:17:41.920 and not the baggage claim or something you're just merging this with like terrifier three

02:17:48.740 yeah i'm merging this with actual mall footage from southeast asia you know what i think it was

02:17:54.640 i think 70 kids died at the end of that one uh terrifier 3 or footage from a mall in china

02:18:03.100 that's our because terrifier 3 is making all the money there's a whole generation

02:18:08.940 that's only watched this stuff it's like what else is on it's just people being turned inside out

02:18:15.040 well honestly like and i have not i have not seen the second joker movie i have no interest in doing

02:18:22.420 it but i do think it's interesting that we've entered an era of revenge against the chuds

02:18:28.800 right where even as you know i think the right wing is kind of winning culture uh at least you

02:18:36.200 know in the digital realm right the kind of like legacy apparatus that's still owned by like old

02:18:41.260 bitter libtards and women is basically trying to like strike out and ruin as much as they can

02:18:49.500 of you know those kind of like right-wing memes so like for instance right like the second joker

02:18:55.180 film is a great example of it but we've also you know seen articles about the upcoming you know

02:19:00.420 reboot to american psycho right and it seems like a very deliberate process of like oh you liked this

02:19:06.700 thing well let me make it gay and retarded yeah because um especially with joker and the character

02:19:12.460 of arthur fleck is pretty illuminating this because they want to almost take revenge on him

02:19:18.520 as well within the movie but if you look at arthur fleck there's nothing political about him

02:19:23.620 whereas in the past these same people would try and make a sacrifice of maga people trump fans or

02:19:32.700 before that it was white nationalists or rednecks or something it was some kind of

02:19:37.740 very specific stand-in for just a white guy but they've just stopped that entirely and their enemy

02:19:43.500 is just the like the white incel which is just a white man who's been beaten down he's not even

02:19:50.440 political and that's what's interesting when arthur fleck that's what people liked the first

02:19:54.020 film was because he was swept up in a political mood but he's not political he's not ideological

02:19:58.960 he's not like a rapist he's not a sex offender he's not a bad guy but so much tragedy is visited

02:20:05.560 upon him and then he reacts to that and then the second film was saying that you know maybe he

02:20:11.020 deserves it or you know and but then also it's like so your enemy is now just the white male

02:20:17.700 consumer without any pretense of political affiliation or having done anything wrong like

02:20:23.820 you actually are just like kicking and laughing at him that he's suicidal like really nefarious

02:20:29.940 dark stuff and i don't know who i guess there is an audience for that but maybe not because no one

02:20:35.800 saw joker 2 well i mean so the movie is you know given how that film ends quite literally asking

02:20:43.520 the question well what was he wearing yeah wearing clown makeup he was asking for it

02:20:51.940 uh anyway that's probably better to move the conversation in a different direction

02:20:59.520 from involuntary prison relationships.

02:21:02.680 Because Jayburn, he's so good at setting a tone

02:21:05.640 that gets people like us very comfortable.

02:21:08.440 We're kicking our shoes off.

02:21:09.820 You know, we're loosening our belts.

02:21:11.140 I'm about to fire off with some probably very offensive stuff

02:21:15.980 and I don't want to get him in trouble.

02:21:17.540 And I need to reel myself in.

02:21:18.440 Look, I have developed a new skill as a content creator,

02:21:22.540 which is, turns out, with just one simple plug-in,

02:21:27.020 you can censor any word you want.

02:21:29.520 and if you have half a brain cell you can figure out exactly what the person meant in context

02:21:35.600 just by removing the back half of the word with a beep and so basically now i just say whatever i

02:21:41.920 want edit it later means i can call you a dream puff right now yeah 100 i might not even remember

02:21:48.660 to edit it hey hey jesus you're a real slack jaw shit fuck you we're living in the future guys

02:21:56.540 there's a a few of the people who watch my show have made a bingo card and it's not the center

02:22:05.100 but it's right next to it the square on the jay burden bingo card says

02:22:09.220 quote i'll edit that out in brackets he does not edit this out

02:22:13.220 i remember we were on one a while ago with a digital archipelago myself

02:22:20.760 juice and i didn't think we were doing that bad but uh geo had to take his scissor hands to that

02:22:28.800 one and edit a lot out we weren't demonetized i forget i think i we did threaten a couple of

02:22:33.960 people but who did you threaten and what were they wearing like all police officers i think

02:22:40.480 knowing you it was like all police officers or like every government official or something like

02:22:45.720 that i mean is it like a named government officials or just like in general well this

02:22:51.760 is the thing i think we've mastered the art of making unprosecutable actionable threats

02:22:57.680 okay go on because if you just make the threat so preposterous it's not even possible to action

02:23:05.600 like what are you even saying like how how am i going to cast a tornado at kamala harris that

02:23:10.820 It doesn't make any fucking sense.

02:23:12.840 How am I going to shrink Joe Rogan down to the size of a wee egg

02:23:18.060 and swallow him all?

02:23:19.580 Yeah.

02:23:20.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:23:21.260 You can't do that.

02:23:22.560 Or I did this to fucking Richard Hanania on X just the other day.

02:23:28.280 That one ended up having some legs.

02:23:31.040 He said one of his fucking tweets, and I just said,

02:23:33.820 one of these days I'm going to, I'm paraphrasing here,

02:23:36.200 I'm going to take you, I'm going to put you into a canning machine,

02:23:39.600 I'm going to squeeze you into that can

02:23:42.060 I'm going to mash you down into that can

02:23:44.280 and I'm going to throw that can into a

02:23:46.240 black school

02:23:46.920 I read that to the fucking jury

02:23:52.160 you also have the other layer of plausible deniability

02:23:58.160 which is like and who are you to say

02:24:00.000 that's a bad thing

02:24:01.280 are you implying there's some negative association

02:24:04.220 with what I just said

02:24:05.380 it's a can drive for underprivileged

02:24:08.140 kids come on

02:24:09.320 I'm trying to feed black kids Hanania.

02:24:11.620 What are you saying?

02:24:12.180 He's not nutritious.

02:24:13.660 Oh, this Hanania is not too good for you, eh?

02:24:16.200 My father ate Hanania.

02:24:17.840 It's good anyways.

02:24:19.200 The charges, lesbian officer.

02:24:24.080 Your honor, it was pretty funny.

02:24:27.740 I think it's the defense I'm hoping for, which is like, I mean, you know, in context, your honor, it was clearly very amusing.

02:24:35.340 Yeah.

02:24:35.460 uh my greatest nightmare is having to you know you think about how you're going to defend

02:24:41.280 your bits or your sentences in front of a jury but then they end up playing the ones that just

02:24:46.020 bomb and you end up just sweating and see things like no you need with 15 seconds before is the

02:24:52.020 setup it actually doesn't work if you just play that part you're trying to what i i'm paraphrasing

02:24:56.960 myself but and then you know then you're hoping you go to jail well it's like the the last episode

02:25:04.460 i got just taken down off youtube uh it was for a really stupid reason because i was making fun of

02:25:13.140 the like boomer conspiratards uh who basically believe that you know if you take a certain

02:25:20.200 medical treatment they're injecting a nanomachine into your blood to compel you to like worship at

02:25:25.660 the altar of bill gates uh and that was basically exactly the sentence i said and they clipped that

02:25:31.620 and said clearly you're promoting vaccine misinformation and i was like yes i am in

02:25:36.480 general but not in this specific instance it'd be funny if they classified that as anti bill gates

02:25:42.360 propaganda because they hate bill gates they fucking hate that so many conspiracy boomer

02:25:47.600 conspiracy theories are about bill gates specifically it has to be a bucket they have

02:25:52.380 okay so i completely agree with you and it led me to this place of thinking like oh well you know

02:25:59.140 Bill Gates is probably just a normal rich guy. But I have ascended to another level of thinking

02:26:05.480 Bill Gates is some sort of lizard person or Satanist, some combination thereof. And it

02:26:12.820 actually has to do with the amount of control he has over normie podcasting. So I have a person

02:26:23.880 in my life who listens to i can't remember what the podcast is called it's called like uh

02:26:31.060 armchair expert or something like that with uh early 2000s boner comedy actor dax shepherd

02:26:36.720 right it's always in the like top i know who you're talking about yeah remove dax shepherd

02:26:41.440 and just armchair expert with early 2000s boner comedy and that's just every podcast

02:26:46.420 you just described blood satellite

02:26:49.680 point is right so i'm i'm just talking to this to this person and this this person doesn't really

02:26:58.560 care about conspiracy theories or politics right truly apolitical and they're like yeah this this

02:27:04.680 podcast that i like they had bill gates on it was super weird and so i listened to this episode just

02:27:10.080 out of curiosity and these two people are like fawning over bill gates just how much they like

02:27:15.960 him how cool i think he is and then bill gates flies them on like a three-month vacation to

02:27:22.620 india that's a weird thing to have like that's not a normal thing to happen and so these two

02:27:27.980 podcasters who are consistently in the like top 10 podcasts in the world are basically his like

02:27:34.440 paid entertainers and they go around and record with him for like three months and they report

02:27:41.260 all of these like miraculous occurrences with like bill gates as a deity they're like yeah

02:27:47.400 we all which is and it almost died but bill gates was barely bothered people worship the

02:27:54.960 ground he walks on he's which to regular people sounds like something a corrupt king would do

02:28:00.040 it's like buying an artist and having him paint photos of you with like giant muscles like killing

02:28:09.720 a dragon or something oh you don't like me you made fun of me how about i pay you so much money

02:28:14.880 you have to become my slave how about i pay you so much money that you would if you turned it down

02:28:19.540 you'd kill yourself now you have to be my slave that's the amount of fucking power and that's

02:28:24.400 but to your point like to me you don't even need conspiracy theories about bill gates because i

02:28:28.880 think the knowledge and data that we have about bill gates is enough because i remember stories

02:28:34.880 even last year about oh bill gates owns an insane amount of farmland i mean that's not

02:28:39.840 good finding a person who thinks that's good the thing with him when the vaccines he and this is

02:28:45.440 all written down this is like the mid 90s he was talking about population control and about how

02:28:50.500 vaccines would be used to save lives but also would be used to reduce the population and it's

02:28:56.780 like well what are you vaccinating against births there's another word for that like that's right in

02:29:02.320 his documentation you know so like you said you don't have to have conspiracy theories you just

02:29:05.560 have to read the guy's notes just read his fucking books where he says i have a great idea it's called

02:29:10.760 population control and i know how we can do it we can do with vaccines so no one gets upset that's

02:29:15.700 that's actually just the shit he says yeah and he's sort of a transhumanist longevity movement

02:29:20.300 guy yeah so i'm like yeah okay look i thought everyone knew that i thought that's why everyone

02:29:24.760 like no one likes bill gates which is why it's so funny you know this gives me a good idea how

02:29:30.680 we can prove um that we're not captured by these billionaires we can actually fundraise within the

02:29:37.220 group to get our own funding together so we can independently send dax shepherd to india i think

02:29:43.220 we can do that on our own much like the prospector in toy story 2 just condemn him

02:29:49.760 you would suck like i watched that podcast with dax shepherd and he's one of these sort of

02:29:55.680 mid-range actors where you remember him from stuff but it's interesting hearing someone like

02:30:01.620 al pacino talk about hollywood stories al pacino shows up with a story from scarface you never

02:30:07.940 heard before everyone wants to hear that but you hear these like mid-range like louise no louise

02:30:13.900 guzman's a bad example because he'd be interesting but like dac shepard he's like talking about the

02:30:18.320 craft talking about you know i was working on that fucking faggoty movie where i'm a police cop

02:30:25.640 you know just like you're not in if you listen to him talk you realize oh you shouldn't have a

02:30:30.540 podcast you're not interesting and then what these guys always do when they're not interesting they

02:30:35.200 say i'm a recovering addict of course everyone is of course what was it coke you're oh what was it

02:30:42.120 was it something real interesting it was coke wasn't it it was coke and booze you're fucking

02:30:46.380 fascinating you're in la you're an actor and you got any coke stories no so you're you're one of

02:30:52.320 the other 10 000 actors who is hopelessly addicted to coke and booze but doesn't have any interesting

02:30:57.640 stories that's it wow wow get a fucking podcast or get a cocaine addiction that's interesting

02:31:04.460 right it's like you're sort of over two right you have the you have the debuff right you have

02:31:10.120 the crippling addiction but you also don't have the like the positives which is like something

02:31:15.060 interesting happening to you man i was deep into pcp man do you got any tails no no nothing nothing

02:31:23.640 i was i was like um you know a high performance pcp guy you know i was a highly functional pcp

02:31:31.000 addict yeah like they didn't know dosing pcp be so funny it's the it's the latest trend sweeping

02:31:40.400 the finance scene pcp just doing just doing bath salts at the bathroom at bear stern

02:31:46.480 and then one of the partners finally cracks and like eats his secretary's face or something

02:31:55.340 all these guys who are like i keep microdosing lsd and i don't have any good ideas and no one

02:32:01.000 likes me still so maybe i just a guy who's microdosing heroin and it just doesn't do anything

02:32:06.840 good so remember how earlier we were talking about the reboot to american psycho i think we

02:32:12.120 just came up with the with the premise it is like honestly with the ai technology we have right now

02:32:20.340 and i've seen some pretty good ai you know not like five minutes six minutes short films you can

02:32:27.200 tell it's ai but it's good enough just remake shot for shot the original american psycho with an

02:32:35.040 indian guy as i'm saying that i bet half the audience is laughing that's such a funny idea

02:32:39.820 just play completely straight but it's an indian guy in an indian accent that's enough that's the

02:32:45.680 funniest shit that's that's the the like agree and amplify strategy right with just in regards

02:32:55.800 to hollywood diversity you know where it's like okay well we need to we need to crank this up to

02:33:00.520 11 if you look in my eyes there's nothing there you may you may shake my hand i'm just imagining

02:33:11.500 like you know a completely you know ai you know ray swapped version where it's like you know we

02:33:17.400 have we have saving private ryan but it's with the cast of like i don't know bad boys or something

02:33:22.120 right where it's like we can just take this to truly an absurd level i guess i have a bit take

02:33:28.160 any movie and it's indians what would be the most jarring movie to swap out the cast the godfather

02:33:39.040 too i mean isn't that just how canada works now

02:33:44.000 it would be the sopranos right because they run a uh don't they run a garbage company

02:33:52.200 the road is too much like india to me oh that's true actually there's a lot of cannibalism and

02:33:57.320 Just wandering down a road with a shopping cart.

02:34:00.660 Yep, fair, fair.

02:34:04.640 Oh, man.

02:34:05.700 We could really set up base camp here and just name.

02:34:09.740 Just spend the next 35 minutes thinking of funny movies to make the entire podcast.

02:34:15.320 Guys, if we don't get around to it, you guys at home, do your own podcast.

02:34:19.560 Get some friends together.

02:34:21.040 It ain't hard.

02:34:21.760 And just start literally listing movies and say, hey, being John Malkovich,

02:34:27.320 but it's Indian.

02:34:28.380 There you go.

02:34:29.160 You don't even have to record it.

02:34:30.400 Just bring snacks

02:34:31.180 and you're made.

02:34:33.080 Just bring snacks,

02:34:34.220 hang out,

02:34:34.820 and then just have a conversation

02:34:36.360 with your friends.

02:34:38.960 I like the idea

02:34:40.160 of a reverse-swapped

02:34:42.280 Darjeeling Limited

02:34:43.560 where instead of

02:34:45.000 a bunch of Silicon Valley

02:34:46.300 tech bros

02:34:47.000 on a train journey

02:34:47.880 through India,

02:34:48.760 it's a couple of

02:34:49.660 Bollywood stars

02:34:50.920 going through

02:34:51.720 rural Mississippi

02:34:54.320 or something.

02:34:55.340 And there's a scene

02:34:56.020 where Jason Schwartzman

02:34:57.040 like fucks the woman in the train, but it's an indie guy

02:34:58.920 just molesting a screaming

02:35:01.040 woman. There's a cattle car.

02:35:03.680 It's just like...

02:35:05.680 Just going

02:35:07.080 oh baby, and she just easily

02:35:09.060 fights him off.

02:35:11.480 Well, that's like that old

02:35:13.100 that old Ernest

02:35:14.840 Hemingway line, right, from Immovable

02:35:16.960 Feast, where he describes someone as

02:35:18.980 having the face of an unsuccessful

02:35:21.080 artist, which might

02:35:22.940 be the most just

02:35:24.780 devastating put down in a book ever.

02:35:27.040 I saw this tweet

02:35:29.340 we're in the rape section here folks

02:35:31.060 so I remember I saw this

02:35:33.000 tweet it was by this woman

02:35:35.300 it was a good a funny woman tweet

02:35:37.240 what was she wearing

02:35:38.280 but no here's the thing it's kind of related

02:35:41.240 she was saying like you know

02:35:42.900 I'm walking down the street and then

02:35:45.300 there's a man following me

02:35:47.200 and I'm about to cross the street

02:35:48.660 it's night time and I just breathed a sigh of relief

02:35:51.320 when I realized that it's an Asian guy

02:35:53.080 and it's an Asian

02:35:55.340 guy like a Japanese guy responds like

02:35:57.040 I don't feel good saying this, but we can rape.

02:36:05.240 Like, yeah, no, we could do, I would, I'd do that in a minute.

02:36:08.680 Like, there's no good way through this one.

02:36:14.080 We can.

02:36:15.540 We have, we would and we can.

02:36:17.680 We just, let me show.

02:36:24.280 Jira's got four letters.

02:36:25.820 Rape is four letters.

02:36:27.040 exactly there we go now we're cooking with gas and look i've seen all those like weird japanese

02:36:35.500 paintings of like samurai and like octopus and stuff so obviously there's a lot of uh there's a

02:36:40.960 lot of repression so what i'm saying is that japanese art which is like the most unsexual

02:36:46.780 whoriness you've ever seen right like it's it's like yeah i get that this is sex technically

02:36:52.300 but there's nothing sensual about this which again you see similar with the indians and give

02:36:59.720 them credit they've got the whole thing on lockdown your type of woman let's say you're

02:37:04.240 a young woman a white woman you're being raped by a fucking japanese guy and you're like what is

02:37:09.260 this am i in night school am i watching rick and morty what is what is even happening here i don't

02:37:13.620 know what this is you found yourself at the end of the knife point once again mr burden yeah i know

02:37:32.660 i this is normally i'm in the driver's seat i'm supposed to be the one making my guests

02:37:38.860 profoundly and deeply uncomfortable can i say the funniest like sam hyde moment that i was just

02:37:45.380 reminded of like today and i just can't stop thinking about it was a clip from like an old

02:37:50.700 uh for a while he was doing like interviews like there was a time when sam i was like trying out

02:37:55.980 every type of content to see what would work and there was like like half a year where he decided

02:38:00.700 to do like an interview show and he would interview guests and stuff and one of them it was

02:38:04.400 cont bot and it's just them walking down some like road in flint michigan just like a fucking

02:38:10.780 a fallout new vegas type road and then just talk cont bots talking about like i'm gonna give you

02:38:16.580 guys you know next level content about books and sam has like uh for real man if i hear you guys

02:38:22.200 talking about that stuff talking about your books i'll be like like i'm dumb man i'd be like you

02:38:26.940 you're talking about book it's like oh yeah what's my favorite song the abcs

02:38:30.420 i just the more i think about that the more i'm laughing about it like it's

02:38:38.740 hey what's my fucking favorite song like uh mary had a little lamb motherfucker

02:38:43.180 well like that that that mix of like extreme masculine aggressiveness and childishness is

02:38:52.580 just really funny and incongruous and there's another version of it which i absolutely despise

02:38:59.280 which is like the the reddit millennial blend of childish language and profanity

02:39:05.980 right where it's like you see this and you mentioned you know like rick and morty but

02:39:11.020 like if you've ever talked or like seen like i'm trying to think of examples actually the the the

02:39:16.600 best example is the did you guys see the uh the kamala harris ad reaching out to men where it was

02:39:23.940 like the guy sitting on the pickup truck and they're all saying like i'm a man and then kind

02:39:28.120 of a set a statement after that did you guys i'm a man's man i'm a man's man man like yeah it was

02:39:34.220 all the um it turned out that they were all actors and like gay actors too well of course it's

02:39:39.660 hollywood right not everyone can be cool and have a cocaine addiction some of them because everything

02:39:43.380 seemed wrong about them like if you've known rural people even in canada if you know any

02:39:48.360 rural guys redneck guys like these just don't have the vibe of the guys that i know so what is

02:39:54.460 well but it's all the same thing it's like yeah i'm a man's man like i i chew tobacco i i drive

02:40:00.700 my truck i wake up at 3 30 in the morning every day and i i praise jesus and i come home but you

02:40:07.660 know what i heard that that beautiful muglado queen talking about how donald hitler came back

02:40:16.900 and i voted republican my entire life but i'm gonna vote for the brown lady this time like just

02:40:23.780 pretty much saying that because there's no policy to speak of the uh but the reason i brought it up

02:40:31.360 and you're you're completely right is that there's this moment and it's this kind of

02:40:35.240 it's the kind of millennial blending of childishness and profanity that drives me up the

02:40:40.920 wall right and he's he's saying like i'm a man's man i i can deadlift 500 pounds which by the way

02:40:47.860 if you've ever weight lifted the guy who said that did not deadlift 500 pounds yeah right like

02:40:53.200 you have to be a freak to do that especially at like six foot tall maybe 160 pounds immaterial

02:41:01.100 it's like a rich person talking about how much lettuce costs yeah they're like yeah i mean

02:41:06.260 i mean what's it cost like fucking 75 dollars yeah i i fucking bench press like for what 450

02:41:12.520 yeah if i did that like yeah exactly right it's kind of comedically out of touch but the phrase

02:41:17.100 that sticks in my mind i hate this phrase like i want to find the person who wrote this uh put

02:41:23.240 them into a can and give them to a black school uh it's it's worse if you donate it

02:41:30.140 i'll sell it to them i'll extort them for it oh no but but he says i i deadlift 500 pounds

02:41:43.140 and i braid the fuck out of my daughter's hair which is just like it's so embarrassing it makes

02:41:49.260 my skin crawl yeah i i think it is a millennial thing i can't say that it's a gen z thing i don't

02:41:56.240 even know if it's a gen x thing even though i want to say it is but i know you're talking about and

02:42:01.020 you can probably find images of there's there was a proliferation of books that came out in like the

02:42:06.700 2010s which is like you're a real motherfucker tips on how to own the workplace or like

02:42:13.440 fuck rule it's just f apostrophe ck and there was like dozens and dozens of these books because i

02:42:19.960 thought there was this movement that said the word fuck made it more passionate and legitimate

02:42:25.340 and it was just something that was commoditized and just it was fake it's like a reddit thing

02:42:31.400 The only thing I could use to describe it, it's Reddit talk.

02:42:34.460 It's milquetoast dorks that think they can offset their entire personality with a few curse words because that's how you let the world know that you're an adult.

02:42:44.360 Right.

02:42:45.260 Sorry, Judas.

02:42:46.540 No, I was just looking at the transcript here because I hadn't seen that ad.

02:42:48.840 And there's a section where like a really fat, smooth guy says, you think I'm afraid to fix a carburetor?

02:42:56.180 I eat carburetors for breakfast.

02:42:58.640 Is that sound like something you'd say, Judas?

02:43:00.100 That's a line.

02:43:00.740 i mean i'm i wouldn't eat a carburetor i mean that's that's a joke from happy gilmore is it

02:43:08.300 actually yeah yeah where he's like i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast oh no i mean i get

02:43:14.300 i get the i'll eat x for breakfast bit but like if you look at the guy this is clearly not a

02:43:20.340 republican masculine guy he has tiny skinny hands he's morbidly obese like he'll be dead in five

02:43:26.240 years type obese and extremely smooth skin pale for the fact that he's indian and this but they

02:43:32.080 put a cowboy hat on him and sit him in the bed of an old ford and he says you think i'm afraid to

02:43:38.320 fix a carburetor like buddy you don't even know what a carburetor is if there's a man out there

02:43:42.420 who has mastered the carburetor and he's a proper mechanic a blue collar guy when he says something

02:43:48.640 like that he will make an extremely inappropriate sexual joke to get his point across like he's like

02:43:56.060 yeah man i can fix a carburetor i can make that carburetor fucking come

02:44:00.000 there you go and then you're just like okay you're with your you're with your family much

02:44:06.280 like tim walls right much like tim walls could do to that carburetor yeah this has maybe been

02:44:11.940 the most and i don't think i'm speaking out of turn here the most semen encrusted election

02:44:16.640 in my entire political experience no no no uh that would have been judging by uh my knowledge

02:44:23.480 of american history that would have been 94 i think no no no dimes actually you don't you

02:44:30.480 forget who you're talking to i got called i got can i just say this i got shut the fuck down right

02:44:38.540 now i kind of i kind of miss uh i kind of miss bill clinton uh he was you know people always said

02:44:48.420 like oh bill clinton was the first black president i think we haven't uh we haven't taken into account

02:44:52.720 that he may have been the first Indian president.

02:44:55.740 What?

02:44:56.360 I like that everyone in America says,

02:44:58.540 hey, he's the first black president.

02:44:59.600 He could just say that because he played saxophone

02:45:01.460 and fucked a big bitch.

02:45:05.440 That's all he did.

02:45:06.640 The bar was low in the 90s.

02:45:08.260 What can we say?

02:45:09.420 And everyone's like, yeah, I understand that reference

02:45:11.680 and I agree with it.

02:45:12.280 Every black person agreed with that.

02:45:14.680 Well, here's the question, right?

02:45:16.540 There are three white people who are basically black people in American politics currently, right?

02:45:25.580 We've mentioned Bill Clinton.

02:45:27.280 We also have Hunter Biden, right?

02:45:29.720 Loves crack, loves prostitutes, loves taking photos of himself with crack at prostitutes.

02:45:36.860 And then you have Donald Trump, who has five kids from three moms, a felon, has been shot, and has worked at McDonald's.

02:45:48.820 So what I'm saying is this is a very close rate for a completely separate title, which is who is the head wigger of America.

02:45:56.420 Yeah, we're getting a black president one way or the other.

02:45:58.880 Who's the real black president?

02:46:00.400 And it wasn't Barack Obama.

02:46:02.100 It certainly is not Kamala Harris.

02:46:03.980 He's Indonesian.

02:46:05.100 Everybody knows that.

02:46:05.960 an indonesian gay man muslim yeah you know this is how this is where my racism can get me into

02:46:13.580 trouble which is that you know i understand when i hear about a black man who is smoking crack

02:46:20.840 cocaine i say throw him in prison for 7 500 years right as we all do right but i hear that there's

02:46:28.300 a white man smoking crack in the middle of the day on camera i say you know what that's the faustine

02:46:35.280 spirit he's just microdosing how else is he gonna get yeah yeah yeah you know the coke isn't working

02:46:42.000 the you know the the bath salts that was a fad but this man's smoking crack that's like the

02:46:47.780 it's the first black the first black mayor of toronto rob ford who smoked crack and then died

02:46:54.000 literally he's a great big fat man who like i he was just i love i love him i'm missing me too

02:47:01.640 He's always yelling at people.

02:47:02.800 He's always on crack.

02:47:03.700 And then he just and he just fucking died.

02:47:05.720 Well, my favorite, too, is the like the slow rollout of that scandal where he was just furiously denying it.

02:47:13.860 And then like a video would come out red in the face.

02:47:17.180 Just smoking crack.

02:47:18.840 And he'd be like, all right, I smoked crack once, but only once.

02:47:22.840 Rob Ford sweating on camera, looking like he just smoked crack.

02:47:27.360 He's sweating.

02:47:28.120 he's like i really gotta wrap this call up so i can smoke more crack and then of course me being

02:47:33.660 like the crack epidemic they deserve every year that prison sentence then there's rob ford i'm

02:47:38.280 like so what guys can't hang out the guy can't relax after work you think he's earned he's earned

02:47:45.180 who am i to judge i understand that i'm a hypocrite i'm old enough to not care i stand by it i think

02:47:52.160 he should do it i think every black person smokes crack should be thrown into a firing squad out of

02:47:57.600 a helicopter how about that and i'm not going to discuss it any further well like i have a i'm

02:48:03.780 sort of this collection of my favorite mayors ever uh rob ford obviously all-time great mayor

02:48:11.180 uh adams from new york he's an all-time great right some real top-tier corruption but the best

02:48:19.280 mayor in history is gone but not forgotten laurie lightfoot just the absolute homunculus

02:48:26.980 okay can I just say this about Eric Adams if he is the one I'm thinking of he did the thing I love

02:48:32.640 every black guy who does this who get every black guy who's caught embezzling money or cheating on

02:48:38.840 his wife for doing some kind of criminal act especially if they're a public official they end

02:48:43.220 up in front of the press all the cameras and they inevitably compare themselves to Jesus

02:48:49.760 they say like I've been taking a lot of heat I've been the slings and arrows just like Christ did

02:48:56.320 like they right away no matter what it is that's what christ did laurie lightfoot is really just

02:49:02.300 a mutant and i think tim dylan the comedian tim dylan did the best coverage of laurie lightfoot

02:49:08.440 but i mean she was a perfect cocktail of you know no one likes her and she's uppity and like mean

02:49:16.260 to subordinates and there was that scandal of hers where i mean this again i'm going to do not do

02:49:22.380 justice but there's a scandal where she like left a negative review on a private limo company

02:49:27.980 claiming that the driver did all this stuff and then the company fired back said no we have

02:49:32.900 cameras you were a piece of shit and it's just like the most embarrassing mark against her like

02:49:37.720 that's the type of person you really don't want running anything that's the person like lies to

02:49:42.440 get service workers in trouble for no reason right like that's a true megalomaniacal type

02:49:48.080 a person i don't care how many nukes they dropped on you know anywhere frankly but if you're just

02:49:55.040 if you're like you like needling a server i'm like you're probably just a piece of shit

02:49:59.840 well my favorite my favorite minor lori lightfoot scandals uh were one what in the world is she

02:50:08.320 wearing at any given occasion because it was always the most like cartoonish like like like

02:50:14.440 it looks like 50s batman comic like a goon costume so she looks like beetlejuice

02:50:19.920 you would always take the opportunity like literally any opportunity to get like a weird

02:50:26.940 superhero costume so she had like a gun violence themed superhero costume a covid themed superhero

02:50:35.600 costume and it's just this like four foot eight goblin person in a costume surrounded by like

02:50:43.160 normal adults who are all like they all have to pretend that like this is the this person is in

02:50:48.900 charge and we need to do what she says no one's allowed to say anything about this especially not

02:50:53.660 white if you're white you can't say anything about this ever in your presence well i think that

02:50:59.360 my favorite and i think i might have been a discovery because i've never heard anyone talk

02:51:03.540 about this is that lori lightfoot very close to the end of her uh of her tenure realized she was

02:51:10.860 deeply unpopular i don't know who told her i'm deeply upset about this and decided oh i know the

02:51:17.660 best way to reconnect with the youth it's to start a tiktok and so there are dozens and dozens and

02:51:25.040 dozens of tiktok videos of a glassy-eyed slack-jawed lori lightfoot dancing at like a sound

02:51:33.520 stage to listen to pop songs okay looking like a bad ai prompt yeah exactly here's the other thing

02:51:41.940 just imagine you've never seen lori lightfoot and you hear the name lori lightfoot the image

02:51:48.640 you would conjure in your mind is a very elven like tall slender white woman right the name

02:51:56.280 it's an elegant name isn't it and then you see like drunk beetlejuice golem woman that's whiplash

02:52:04.940 right there brother yeah well it's like i always like to imagine you know that you're at the

02:52:11.720 chicago world's fair right you know it's this great celebration of project of uh progress

02:52:17.800 and an inventor comes up and he's like let me show you what the city will look like in 80 years

02:52:23.940 and you'd be like oh wow i bet it's going to be great you know everything the future looks bright

02:52:28.720 i can't wait to see it and he pulls up the tv screen you know presses the button and it's

02:52:35.080 laurie lightfoot dressed up as a human container of lysol warning school children about the dangers

02:52:40.880 of covid and just seeing didn't see her in the middle of detroit saying oh thank god so we're

02:52:45.820 living in the clouds then that's what this means right right we're living in like elysium world

02:52:53.940 have you re-watched elysium i was going to but i've lost all faith in um what's that direct

02:53:04.840 the director you know the guy who did district nine yeah that guy i really yeah neil blunkham

02:53:10.260 like i really think he he knocked it out of the i mean it makes me retroactively not like district

02:53:16.300 nine because i like district nine when it came out he's had some stinkers since yeah so i'm like

02:53:20.680 maybe that wasn't good or maybe the things that i liked about it i just imagined or dreamed

02:53:26.260 he did this one thing that i liked um he took a break and he had this studio called oats studio

02:53:33.740 he just produced these short films like as proofs of concept for movies hypothetically but every

02:53:42.220 single one of those was good every single one was like almost like a standalone black mirror vignette

02:53:47.520 and like I don't know it's just like the perfect length I'm like oh you should just be a short

02:53:51.820 film guy maybe you're cool with these concepts but I think you struggle with the three-act

02:53:57.960 structure maybe you struggle with the characterization I don't know it's just

02:54:01.380 something's not working and I think he's kind of like Kevin Smith I think he's just run out of

02:54:07.460 fuel like he's that's not a name that's attached to excitement anymore like M. Night Shyamalan

02:54:14.200 has kind of bounced back a few times against all odds but he's in a nadir right now he's just he's

02:54:20.520 on his way out and he's gonna have maybe another one in him didn't blomkamp is working on like a

02:54:25.080 game like he just released a like an extraction shooter he might yeah well i we haven't heard

02:54:32.200 about it so the point is i think he's he's like shimmying around trying to find ways to expand or

02:54:37.680 move into something else because it seems like yeah everything post district nine is not doing

02:54:43.280 well i want to give chappy another chance like maybe i don't remember like what are we sure

02:54:49.280 maybe yeah i don't know yeah it wasn't that good yeah but it had it he gets these big actors in

02:54:55.660 them and yeah and i don't know fuck it's easy hey don't you hate seeing people get so many shots at

02:55:01.960 life you know what i mean just like continue continue to fail upwards like i i this might

02:55:09.380 the sacrilege i kind of feel that way about zach snyder right which is that zach snyder has made

02:55:14.640 a series of extremely expensive turds for like literally 10 years now and longer than 10 years

02:55:21.780 practically 20 years uh i mean i happen to like watchman more than most people uh but that was not

02:55:28.460 successful nothing wrong with watchman i mean i if you liked the graphic novel it's pretty close

02:55:35.320 it didn't change much and the stuff had changed i was okay with it it took out the big silly

02:55:41.140 monster at the end but yeah it was fine i think he's done with rebel moon i think that was his

02:55:47.400 big play all his chips on the table and everyone hates it huge turd yeah yeah and everything

02:55:55.260 leading up to that was no good i here's so here's the thing i actually enjoy i enjoy stinker right

02:56:01.860 like i enjoy a movie that's just baffling but like there's different types like to me the best

02:56:07.720 is extremely well-funded delusion right like someone thinks they've created something great

02:56:15.800 and is is full like all their chips on the table they think it's amazing this is art like uh like

02:56:23.860 honestly like the last one i think that i i saw in theaters that was like this was uh i think it

02:56:29.420 was right it was like 2019 they had a bit of cats movie come out oh yeah yeah that's like one of the

02:56:37.020 all-time like landmark bad films where even like everyone who was in it denounces it well i watched

02:56:44.280 it i watched it in theaters like the week it came out i did a double what is wrong with you

02:56:48.800 oh this is even worse it came out i did a double header uh with we started watching that left you

02:56:56.380 know after it wrapped up and then went to see the like last star wars film right the sequel or

02:57:02.200 whatever and legitimately i had way more fun watching cats not because it was like good or

02:57:09.400 even like particularly like interesting but just because it was this like perfect crystallization

02:57:14.560 yeah you have no idea you have literally no idea it's a spectacle because it's um it's you would

02:57:21.440 call it remarkable because it is remarkable and it's remarkable not in a good way but there's so

02:57:27.340 many boring movies that are made there's so many lazy low budget fucking blumhouse cash grabs so

02:57:34.480 many movies where it's like well we know if we x plus y equals dollars if we if we make it for 10

02:57:40.920 we're pretty sure we can make 12 so we'll make a profit doesn't need to be good it just needs to

02:57:45.580 have these elements and these things sell it's like the romance novel market it's just a fucking

02:57:50.140 equation you're filling with content but at least with cats it's such a sequence of misfires it

02:57:57.860 almost you would think that at some point a cool good thing would happen and it doesn't so damn

02:58:03.080 that's it's not even like a singular vision it's just awful and everyone hates it but

02:58:07.680 that's better than the film poker face by russell crowe who i believe directed it wrote it started

02:58:16.420 it and how that's his thing and i like russell crowe but he's like this is gonna be my movie

02:58:21.620 i'm i've been an actor long enough how about i try my hand at filmmaking and it's just really

02:58:27.040 boring and not fun he can't even recommend he's got his friends involved it's got some some good

02:58:32.680 people in there but it's just it's it's amateurish like it doesn't even feel like a completed film

02:58:38.600 but like i would rather something shit the bed in a spectacular way because at a certain point

02:58:44.860 and the reason i brought this up in response to rebel moon is i haven't seen rebel moon but to me

02:58:49.740 that seems just boring bad right where it's like there there doesn't seem to be enough there to be

02:58:55.660 notable you know like if you've ever seen like uh i can only think of examples that no one has

02:59:01.740 seen like movies like uh like i don't know like like michael bay transformer type movies right

02:59:08.220 where it's like this is an expensive movie it's not good but there's no soul to it right there's

02:59:14.940 nothing interesting and specific about it it's basically like an off-the-rack product

02:59:19.900 like okay that's technically bad but there's nothing interesting to talk about whereas it's

02:59:26.060 like someone's insane you know passion project right they really like put it all on put it all

02:59:33.260 in on right you know they they bet the farm on black it's like well i don't know there's something

02:59:39.680 there's something more interesting to talk about maybe in kind of a medicine sorry i'm kind of

02:59:43.560 rambling no no i'll give you an example of one that works and there's all these examples of even

02:59:49.780 sort of new hollywood auteurs building careers out there's a kevin smith would be one you know

02:59:54.500 people hate kevin smith but well i mean that's a good example i actually an even better example

02:59:58.900 Tusk is pretty good.

03:00:01.200 Red State's okay.

03:00:02.520 But an even better example than I just saw this one for the first time the other day

03:00:05.980 was Swingers by Jon Favreau.

03:00:09.420 And this is the type of movie that, here's a guy, Jon Favreau, same thing with Vince

03:00:15.200 Vaughn, young guys, can't get a job in Hollywood.

03:00:17.900 No one wants to hire them.

03:00:18.960 They're too weird.

03:00:19.720 They don't fit the type.

03:00:20.940 So he says, I'm going to pull together 25K, whatever it was.

03:00:24.920 I'm going to make a movie.

03:00:25.800 I'm going to write it.

03:00:26.720 And I'm going to have all my friends in it.

03:00:28.080 It's going to be about something that we know, which was living in Hollywood and not in the hills, but just kind of, you know, in the shitty part of it, like going to parties, trying to make it, trying to get laid and just wheeling and dealing.

03:00:40.840 And, you know, Vince Vaughn's perfect for that role.

03:00:43.480 But there's so much energy in life and so many genuinely funny moments that come out of that movie.

03:00:50.060 I don't know why it took me so long to see it, but I'm like, that's the exact inverse of what we're talking about, where it's like it's a singular vision, but it's so good.

03:00:58.080 And you can only come from that person at that place at that time, because there's all these early 90s references in there, too.

03:01:07.140 It just wouldn't work now.

03:01:08.540 The idea of leaving someone a message on their answering machine is a big part of it, right?

03:01:14.020 So you can't have that anymore.

03:01:15.980 Anyway, now I'm rambling, but it really did turn into movie corner.

03:01:19.960 I'm sorry, everybody.

03:01:22.240 Yeah, it's funny.

03:01:23.120 Actually, I enjoy film quite a bit.

03:01:28.080 but i hate talking about film on the internet because and this is a bad reason to stop doing

03:01:35.920 something you like but the type of people especially who have shall we say vaguely

03:01:42.280 right-wing allied politics who talk about movies it is grip like anti-sjw movie reviews

03:01:49.420 i i would rather be sent to india siberia and or japan to be put in a toy museum for the rest of

03:01:56.920 my life like i'm just watching this to tell to tell you how woke it is or tell you or sometimes

03:02:04.980 interpret it incorrectly and how subversive it is but when i talk about films and i think you do

03:02:09.940 this as well i talk about the things i like because i like film and you know that's sure

03:02:15.060 that's nerdy i get it you know i should be out digging a ditch i should be out fighting for this

03:02:22.580 or that but i'm like i just i like movies and i like talking about them and um and i spent a lot

03:02:27.220 of time thinking about it and maybe i shouldn't but i do versus you know this i'm just gonna

03:02:32.300 describe to you a new front in the culture war which is designed to keep you in some kind of

03:02:37.680 content plantation like feed give me money to tell you how media is doomed like that's such a

03:02:45.340 pathetic transaction well okay so that's a that's actually something that i i want to address

03:02:53.000 right so i do think that that media is worth talking about because the the the refrain you'll

03:03:00.840 hear from the kind of like leftoids right is you know all art is political and you know as in many

03:03:08.760 cases they're both completely right and completely wrong you know because obviously there there's a

03:03:13.400 value system enshrined in a work of art uh but also the idea that like you know lord of the

03:03:20.460 rings is secretly about like queer rebellion is probably not true uh but to me i'm really

03:03:27.700 interested in in media analysis because it sort of gives you like a negative right it gives you

03:03:33.380 the the reverse image of you know a thinker in a culture right but kind of what's buried in their

03:03:38.600 in their media like one of the things that i've been talking about with a mutual friend of ours

03:03:43.340 right is the kind of approved target list of the regime right who are the people that you are

03:03:49.340 completely allowed to say whatever you want you know you can use them as the villains in your

03:03:55.040 horror movies you know you can butcher them without you know without any kind of sense of guilt right

03:04:00.260 obviously the easiest example to hand is the is the mid-century germans right they're you know

03:04:04.980 cannon fodder but also right like there are others that are a little bit more indirect right so like

03:04:11.760 the waspy finance guy right that's a classic like bad guy in a movie that would be the number one

03:04:18.240 one that jumps mind i'll give you a couple examples if you don't mind there is a very

03:04:22.840 i'm going to call it recent i'm not sure if it is but i've noticed it more recently a subgenre of

03:04:28.260 films like um the uh what was it the cruella de vil movie or wicked where we're going to take

03:04:36.620 a female villain and we're going to turn it on her head to show that she wasn't a villain the

03:04:41.600 entire time she was the victim we'll give her backstory she was just misunderstood or driven

03:04:46.600 towards that nature but who's the villain in that story 10 times out of 10 it's like a rich white

03:04:52.660 guy so you can't even have a female classic female villain you can't have fucking ursula

03:04:59.540 from the little mermaid if you tell i bet you coming down the pike there's an ursula origin

03:05:05.080 story and the villain's going to be her domineering like husband or something and the story's going to

03:05:10.580 be about how she eats all the burgers in the ocean and emancipates herself you know i mean

03:05:15.420 or like that birds of prey movie harley quinn like her story has to be about how she was actually the

03:05:22.080 victim of the joker you know like but that's an entire sub-genre in itself where the only

03:05:27.280 permissible villain you can't even have a female villain without being a hero the only one you're

03:05:31.560 allowed to just have as a villain is a white guy specifically a wealthy white guy do you think

03:05:37.840 women will kill movies uh no no i mean zach snyder's doing a good job um

03:05:45.080 no i mean that's an interesting question what do you mean by kill movies well i'll let you

03:05:53.640 into a secret i didn't really think about that i just said it uh but you you were to to put it

03:05:59.860 I think women are – they very easily corral themselves into sub-genres where they mostly spend their time.

03:06:09.140 So like with podcasts, most women just spend their time in the true crime genre.

03:06:13.900 They're not evenly dispersed, I don't think, not like men are.

03:06:17.900 And within fiction, it's like romance fiction, a little bit of fantasy.

03:06:21.300 But they're really conglomerate.

03:06:24.400 It's the bell curve thing.

03:06:25.440 They're in the middle, in one space.

03:06:27.640 so in film their thing is like true crime serial killer stuff or very very very low budget reality

03:06:35.420 shows right now just shockingly low budget reality shows on netflix that's what they're mostly

03:06:41.100 watching so if the question is are we still going to see tiny you know small art house films yeah

03:06:47.960 i think you're going to still see that i mean you still see that now when people say movies are

03:06:51.540 doomed um there's still great films being released i know people don't want to believe it you got to

03:06:57.160 search for them but here's the thing you always had to search for it a lot of it except for a few

03:07:02.180 years where it's like oh my god look platoon and terminator 2 and fucking predator were all in the

03:07:08.560 same game out the same week or something crazy like that that's very rare most movies suck

03:07:15.140 even in the 70s i love movies from the 70s too you haven't seen most the movies that came out

03:07:21.440 the 70s there's a lot of terrible boring low effort schlock that came out then even even a

03:07:27.580 lot of the ones that we praise as being like classic cinema if you just you you take the

03:07:33.180 nostalgia out of it a lot of the time it's the messaging was kind of powerful but as a film

03:07:40.320 they're they're atrocious like the guys asked me to watch uh uh convoy the other day and i like it

03:07:47.020 it's a great movie but it's not a great movie it's a fucking awful movie it's just great because

03:07:50.860 like oh man i really i'm i'm rooting for the guy and i i enjoyed watching it but like i'm

03:07:55.820 going to evaluate this as a film how was the directing bad how was the acting terrible how

03:08:01.140 was the casting so so mostly bad like it's not good it's not you i felt the same thing i saw

03:08:07.360 deliverance yeah i love deliverance but it's not it's not it's not good good you know what i mean

03:08:14.140 there's the scene where he climbs to the top of the cliff and it's very clearly they do this thing

03:08:19.420 called day for night where you film during the day but you fuck within post-production with the

03:08:24.240 colors and the shade to make it look like it's night um and a way to tell that if you're watching

03:08:28.920 movies if it's at night but you still see them having a shadow you wouldn't notice unless you're

03:08:33.500 looking for like werner herzog wouldn't have done that werner herzog would have fucking taped that

03:08:37.580 guy to the cliff for 72 hours until he could get the fucking shot but what what i liked about

03:08:41.740 deliverance was it was probably the most egregiously obvious day for night scene i've ever seen

03:08:47.500 because it didn't even look like night it just looked like dark blue it just looked like it was

03:08:51.880 a dim day thing but it looks surreal it looked like it was on an alien world so it's bad it's

03:08:57.460 technically bad but you like it because you've never seen anything like that and a lot of that

03:09:02.800 movie was like that i'm like this isn't very good i like it when they talk about oh the opening scene

03:09:07.860 there's like a banjo contest between that you know the boring banjos is famous i'm like that's

03:09:12.800 interesting this scene's fucking stupid though like this scene is a waste of time if you're just

03:09:17.980 talking about a film structure this is just a detour that it's wasting my time but but it's

03:09:25.440 classic it's classic of course i get it that's classic but it's dumb like a lot of movies dumb

03:09:30.360 but it's you know who doesn't love deliverance right maybe some people are pissed off at me

03:09:35.000 saying that but judas started it so blame him well i mean that's pretty much the whole reason

03:09:40.720 i brought judas on here is just to to shift all moral blame for everything said onto him i'm the

03:09:46.520 goat exactly so he can slip on a banana peel and land on the grenade of my bad opinion

03:09:52.480 and then give him to a to an impoverished black school is that how it goes the idea of course

03:09:59.220 being that that black children are cannibals thank you for explicitly spelling it out i'm

03:10:06.940 not sure if i would have gotten it all right the whole hand anything was like i'm throwing

03:10:12.020 a black skull like you guys auto complete what you think that means i haven't i'm not even saying

03:10:16.140 anything maybe they just they just say damn all right gents we are we are fast approaching time

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Blood Satellite - November 15, 2024

Bart World No Mercy

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