Blood Satellite - June 07, 2024


Splash Pads are a Lemurian Timecrisis [“attitude goes back up with the mother of teeth.”]


Episode Stats


Length

4 hours and 9 minutes

Words per minute

176.16

Word count

44,033

Sentence count

374

Harmful content

Misogyny

42

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Toxicity

553

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Hate speech

420

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a 0.99
00:00:07.840 blood satellite i got my fucking back blown out by a bad haircut just the other day 0.99
00:00:23.340 no what what happened did you let him sit on your shoulders while he was doing it 0.99
00:00:27.740 No, that was me just saying I was raped and raped by this bad haircut I got because my 0.92
00:00:36.880 regular lady who cut my hair for years is over there in Toronto and I didn't want to 0.96
00:00:42.040 keep driving. 0.93
00:00:42.620 And I used to drive in.
00:00:43.980 I would commute like once every few months to get this haircut.
00:00:47.600 I had great loss of time and personal inventory and then schedules are so tight now I'm like
00:00:53.840 I got to find a place in town.
00:00:55.080 I took a chance on a scrappy young guy, opened up his barbershop, grand opening, balloons.
00:01:05.620 And then I go in, and it is the worst haircut I've ever gotten in my life. 1.00
00:01:11.820 Kill yourself! 1.00
00:01:13.840 Wrong. 1.00
00:01:15.020 First of all, it wasn't what I asked for.
00:01:17.360 And then if it was what I asked for, it's done in a weird way.
00:01:20.600 and the hard part is that the entire time i was having a really great conversation with him
00:01:27.460 so now you don't want to tell him how bad i really connected with this guy and i'm a recent father
00:01:34.120 and he wants to be a father we're talking about kids we're talking about family and then we start
00:01:40.200 seeing that our values align maybe even our politics and then i walk out of there and i'm 0.96
00:01:45.200 going to feel like dog shit for like i don't know if i recover from this
00:01:50.400 you know what no okay this is a hilarious situation but really i don't think i'd have 0.98
00:02:04.200 the balls to do it but i think what a real bro would do would be go back in with a laugh and be 0.98
00:02:10.080 like you see this fucking haircut you gave me this and i regret it but i wanted to talk to you 0.99
00:02:17.320 about it because i really like you and i don't think it's even your fault it's probably my fault 1.00
00:02:22.320 like can i you want to come to my we're having a barbecue and i want to show everybody the asshole
00:02:27.900 who ruined my hair first of all i show up there i just want to talk to you i'm setting up the mic 0.75
00:02:32.260 i'm setting up the laptop doing a pod about it hey man i just you know i love you i'm having a 1.00
00:02:39.980 barbara you come over i'll cut your hair i'll kick the shit out of you you kick the shit out of me 1.00
00:02:44.680 i'll ruin your life i'll embarrass you in front of your mother-in-law 1.00
00:02:49.680 you know we have so much a comment i want to see what do you love that i can take from you 0.99
00:02:56.380 is it your wife is it your car
00:03:02.060 are your parents still alive let's let's get them in the mix
00:03:08.100 this is great we're doing it all right just smiling like walking like george costanza with
00:03:16.440 a wicked plan now i i say that and you never disappoint me i always ask judas how do you do
00:03:26.060 x judas how do you do a haircut i'm ready i want to hear what do you do because i i can't imagine 0.99
00:03:32.480 you driving out to a fucking eritrean barber to get your fucking eyebrows cut like a fancy boy 1.00
00:03:39.000 like i used to do nice shoes faggot well you know first of all you know i haven't cut my hair since 1.00
00:03:44.340 before covid so i haven't had a haircut in however long that is four years more than four years but 0.95
00:03:50.460 before that my wife cut my hair okay because first of all i did not know that but you wear it in such
00:03:57.060 you do wear it up yeah yeah i have them i have a hipster man bun well you're doing yourself a
00:04:03.260 disservice because he wears it like a samurai yeah well this i learned i learned because i i was in
00:04:08.740 hong kong when covid happened and there was no barbers and everybody and they essentially was
00:04:13.340 already a styler because it's asia right but by the time we left in 2022 it almost every man that
00:04:19.800 i knew either was having his hair cut by his wife or was wearing like a samurai top knot man bun top
00:04:26.700 type haircut and all can all continue to so i like that a bunch of chinese guys got together
00:04:31.640 and said yeah i could be japanese yeah why not just you in the mirror looking at yourself like
00:04:38.600 you know what i think i'm turning japanese yeah that was my excuse when i came back and the first
00:04:44.820 job that i got was in like a factory like a an old old boomer white guy factory and like i got the
00:04:51.920 plaid shirt and i got the the dungarees and everything but then i have this haircut and 0.98
00:04:57.740 they're and they're like oh what's with the fucking haircut you look like a woman i'm like 0.98
00:05:01.320 yeah it's popular in asia they're like oh like yeah you didn't fucking expect that did you yeah 0.98
00:05:07.040 and it worked immediately that's the new like this is what they're doing in europe you can't
00:05:14.260 use that anymore guy got western guys like guys over north america we know a bit too much about
00:05:20.640 europe so even your high schoolist dropoutist white guy will be like well what do you mean
00:05:27.280 europe you mean like france you mean like belgium they're gonna throw a bunch of facts at you 0.98
00:05:33.100 start barfing at a bunch of wikipedia shit you say this is what they got going on in asia they're 0.97
00:05:37.620 like like like japan asia oh i hear they got panties in the vending machines over there 0.99
00:05:45.280 every guy says that every guy read that 10 years ago and they just believed it immediately and they
00:05:51.440 say yep right it's a great myth yeah and they don't know whether they like it or dislike it
00:05:56.600 it's right it threads the needle perfectly it's beautiful yeah you're allowed to you're allowed 0.90
00:06:01.120 to secretly like it but also be like oh that's so fucked up isn't it right who who would spend 0.85
00:06:09.720 And how much – like I'm just knowing for the metaphor how much – 0.93
00:06:13.660 For a friend, what is that, like 50 yen?
00:06:17.260 That's not a lot, right?
00:06:18.440 That's reasonable.
00:06:19.220 I mean –
00:06:20.300 I wish I was – actually, I don't wish, but it would be funny if I was so perverted that that meant anything to me.
00:06:25.840 You know what I mean?
00:06:26.380 Yeah.
00:06:26.820 Like guys, you can sell your socks online to horny guys, and that just doesn't compute for me. 0.95
00:06:34.940 It just seems silly.
00:06:36.000 the funny the reason it's funny to me is the idea that somebody would be horny horny over the the
00:06:41.300 idea of a perfectly clean and new pair of panties in a vending machine yeah like it's not like it's
00:06:46.980 used panties it's just like because the thing is you can i remember we went into i thought that
00:06:51.240 was the thing was that i thought it was used it had to i thought well i don't know but the reason
00:06:55.500 i thought it was clean is because they have everything in vending machines they're like
00:06:58.320 you can get like umbrellas in vending machines you can get sunglasses in vending machines
00:07:01.980 because it's just
00:07:03.920 everything's automated and like I was going to say
00:07:05.800 you go to Family Mart which is like a 7-Eleven
00:07:07.460 you can get
00:07:09.260 dress socks, a cheap tie,
00:07:12.000 a shirt. Essentially if you're out drinking and you
00:07:13.860 ruin all your clothes you can go into a 7-Eleven
00:07:15.820 and buy clothes and still get to work.
00:07:18.340 You got to go with three different vending machines
00:07:20.080 and the pants one's out so you can only get
00:07:21.840 the top part.
00:07:23.740 You can only get two shirts
00:07:25.000 and a vest.
00:07:29.500 And everyone's
00:07:30.220 clouding on you because who's wearing a
00:07:32.260 vest to the office
00:07:33.700 and also they would say you know you can buy
00:07:40.280 used panties in vending machines
00:07:41.960 the intonation of that implies that
00:07:44.260 over here you can buy used panties but
00:07:46.320 in a department store yeah it's called
00:07:48.260 Value Village
00:07:49.020 okay we went into one of those recently
00:07:52.300 and I guess I never really looked around
00:07:54.260 but there is an underwear section
00:07:56.220 in the thrift store
00:07:57.640 yeah uh because for people the folks at home who are not terminally canadian value village is just 0.99
00:08:03.080 like a big apparently it's the only store making money anymore but it's like a big fucking warehouse
00:08:08.120 of just thrift store used clothes and stuff but then there's socks and underwear and i'm like 0.84
00:08:13.080 look i don't care how poor your socks are cheap you can get cheap new socks yeah i don't get like
00:08:19.220 an irregular pair that you're buying for like 50 right right and there's regular people in there
00:08:24.640 they like salvation army is um is charitable so they actually have good prices but value village
00:08:31.360 is more like salvation french foreign legion like they rape you on the prices um you know i asked
00:08:38.860 about your haircut because i was gearing up for a typical judah story a typical you get your haircut
00:08:47.000 with some kind of contraption that you've designed i was prepared for the wife thing but i was
00:08:52.780 thinking you know what i bet it is i bet any amount of money i bet you twenty thousand dollars 0.89
00:08:57.500 that's some kind of fantastic lawnmower he's concocted piloted by a depression era boy
00:09:06.140 one day man that's the dream a boy in black face and black body
00:09:12.720 black of face and of spirit okay he's wearing black face and black body so just full head to 0.98
00:09:24.820 toe black oh damn you know i was uh we've lost control of our chat but i don't know if you've 0.98
00:09:34.420 noticed this you haven't noticed it because you left but i have lost control of the chat 0.99
00:09:39.260 you made the right decision this guy he got it up in his fucking brain compartment that he's got 0.97
00:09:46.800 better things to do with his life and said i'm gonna get out of this rat race and so you know 0.98
00:09:53.720 i tune in and someone's got a live chat go out like a video stream right video chat and i go in
00:10:00.940 and it's just a bunch of guys watching one of our luminaries jd do push-ups no way i did hear that
00:10:07.940 that everybody's like razzing JD about getting in shape.
00:10:11.720 It is.
00:10:12.460 Is that what this is about is we're going to keep them on point by
00:10:15.680 watching him do the pushups.
00:10:17.380 Once you clear away all the steel wool of my mockery beneath this is a
00:10:22.980 very wholesome thing where he says he wants to get in shape.
00:10:27.220 So there's a couple of guys holding him to account saying you're going
00:10:30.640 to do, I think, what was it?
00:10:32.280 The story was like, he couldn't do 10 pushups in like 10 minutes,
00:10:36.940 something like that which is a strange way of measuring it to me because to me when i was doing
00:10:40.680 a set of push-ups yeah doing 10 is sometimes hard if you've never done before but let's say you get
00:10:46.120 to five then you i wouldn't spread the push-ups across 10 minutes i don't know that that always
00:10:52.220 seemed odd to me but it's like oh yeah i can do like 20 in an hour i don't know that just i'm like
00:10:56.500 you do it in one set or you don't and then you just you try and get to 10 within a set but you
00:11:01.160 don't make a meal out of it anyway but they were saying uh yeah he can get he worked his way up
00:11:06.820 and they're cheering him on kell of all people's cheering him on so yeah it's a a crew of guys
00:11:13.300 calling this one guy a loser and just staring at him do like push-ups in silence that's that's the
00:11:18.940 the bit of it that i loved it is the like the true example of that the meme of like male bonding 1.00
00:11:25.020 that it was him complaining about not being able to get women everybody called him a little stupid 0.99
00:11:30.460 bitch told him to go fuck himself and then said get fit and he's like how and they're just like 1.00
00:11:35.360 fucking do this we're all now going to commit permanently to helping you until you get fit 1.00
00:11:40.880 it's like they go turn on a dime from we're gonna beat you up to we are your free personal trainers 0.99
00:11:46.840 and he's and he's doing it it's amazing it's beautiful yeah it's like okay i can't do 10 0.99
00:11:51.600 push-ups i can do like two it's like we'll get to three bitch and then we're gonna make sure you do 0.90
00:11:55.620 make sure your form is correct he sets up the phone so you can make sure that is the back is 0.97
00:12:00.680 straight and stuff fuck which is really really good i wish i had that i've just been doing it 0.73
00:12:05.660 alone like a yeah sad man uh same i i was thinking about the form there because i'm doing i got the 0.98
00:12:12.320 one of those chin-up bars in the kitchen now so i'm practicing chin-ups and then i'm starting to
00:12:16.720 feel it in my back and i'm like my i don't even know what form is so i gotta feel like i gotta
00:12:21.620 to go look it up before i do anymore because i'm probably hurting myself yeah um i'm trying to
00:12:26.480 imagine what bad chin-up form would be because your body goes all over if you do it too fast
00:12:31.420 you're like swinging like it's monkey bars that is yeah i know what you're talking about now yeah
00:12:35.280 your legs are kind of like pitching you forward too okay i'm trying to think because ray used to
00:12:40.280 do chin-ups like shirtless just in front of whoever was there always when you had family 0.79
00:12:47.540 over is the weirdest thing he would always do workouts like he was fucking dollar high 0.68
00:12:52.820 red dragon just a real dark and twisted energy to his pull-ups just wearing a silk stocking on his 0.86
00:13:01.580 wretched head i was thinking i just came across this wikipedia page and i don't think we've
00:13:09.100 covered this before but i've just heard about this i'm looking up and it's called the my way
00:13:15.240 killings and you read that and you're like wow that sounds asian my way is that some kind of
00:13:22.540 vietnamese yeah it refers to this the cover of the song my way by limp biscuit
00:13:29.420 which really yes the my way killings was a social phenomenon in the philippines
00:13:45.100 close enough referring to a number of fatal disputes which arose from the singing of the
00:13:51.060 song my way popularized um by frank sinatra a new york times article estimated the number of
00:13:57.880 killings to be at least six as of 2010 explanations for the these instances differ from the song being
00:14:05.580 simply frequently sung among the nation's karaoke bars where violence is common or the perceived
00:14:10.960 aggressive lyrics of the song so it might be like a lost in translation thing but when you're 0.98
00:14:17.580 listening to this fucking song apparently everyone gets riled up like this is this is what they write 0.96
00:14:23.020 to in the club that's crazy i didn't even know there was a limb biscuit cover i'm trying i know 0.99
00:14:28.820 the the sinatra one i can't imagine like shooting oh you know what no it they didn't sorry i'm i
00:14:37.200 don't think limb biscuit did a cover of my way that would be they did another song called my
00:14:41.780 way oh okay okay because the limb biscuit cover of my way would be wild because it's my way my way
00:14:49.320 on the highway it is one of their dumbest songs and it was like it was from that era where they 0.98
00:14:56.660 released their dumbest shit and it was the most popular yes like rolling was like 30 times platinum 1.00
00:15:03.520 beyond all reason 1.00
00:15:05.180 and it's just 1.00
00:15:07.560 going here some Filipinos even those
00:15:09.700 who love the song will not sing it
00:15:11.580 in public in order to avoid trouble
00:15:13.520 or out of superstitious fear 0.70
00:15:15.040 I love Asian superstitions 1.00
00:15:17.660 just cursed 1.00
00:15:18.800 platinum classics
00:15:20.880 everything's cursed
00:15:22.140 every time I hear something that people are avoiding
00:15:25.500 coming out of anywhere in Asia 1.00
00:15:27.520 it's always hilarious to me 1.00
00:15:29.180 as of 2007
00:15:31.240 the song has reportedly been taken off
00:15:33.120 the playlist in karaoke bars
00:15:34.740 after complaints about out of
00:15:36.960 tune renditions of the song
00:15:38.580 resulting in violent fights and murders
00:15:40.900 every time I hear something about Asia 1.00
00:15:42.560 I get why it's a good
00:15:44.700 tidbit that you can find on 0.83
00:15:46.760 cracked.com, look at these crazy people
00:15:49.000 but I'm like, is this just us
00:15:50.700 overreacting to it
00:15:51.940 you know, I don't know how
00:15:54.440 many people have been murdered at Taylor Swift songs
00:15:56.940 but I bet it's a few
00:15:57.980 right?
00:15:59.620 probably like if we're tallying this up how many people have been killed at kanye west songs i bet
00:16:04.040 a bunch yeah i bet more than six yeah you know and i'm wondering if that's what they mean in
00:16:09.160 the article when they're saying oh it's the the matter of superstition it's not that they're
00:16:12.540 superstitious because of the killings it's like the killings themselves could almost be take on
00:16:18.640 a superstitious quality and that's what's causing the killings you know what i mean
00:16:22.200 where like if one guy died because of it then another guy feels like he needs to kill the next
00:16:27.840 guy because of it and then it goes it just it's us it's reinforcing like you're saying if five guys
00:16:32.560 were killed because of a taylor swift song and we were an asian society then probably the sixth
00:16:37.920 guy hearing it would be like well i have to kill someone now or else i'm cursed it would be funny
00:16:42.880 if this entire problem was caused by them doing a dimes error where they go on the karaoke bar
00:16:48.480 they think they're getting my way from sinatra and they're getting my way by limb biscuit
00:16:52.140 and they're just really upset it's like the paris syndrome of music
00:16:59.460 this is not what i wanted at all
00:17:02.780 even war is like gray fedora and suit and everything
00:17:07.980 my mind is blown i must destroy all right so i got we have a bunch of stuff to talk about
00:17:17.700 I just saw this before we started recording.
00:17:22.900 But and again, this is going to sound like old news to people who have been in the know and have been saying this forever.
00:17:28.400 But looking at the Daily Mail dot com now, and it seems to be I looked into this and I followed the threads and it seems to be accurate.
00:17:36.220 It says revealed Dr. Anthony Fauci confesses that he made up COVID rules, including six feet social distancing and masking kids.
00:17:47.960 So it says Fauci says he does not wear the six foot social distancing rule came from.
00:17:53.540 He also said that he was unaware of studies recommending masks for kids.
00:17:57.320 He's unaware. He didn't know this.
00:17:58.780 A couple of things that come to mind, you know, one I'm sure is going to come up later,
00:18:04.500 is the issue of the six foot distance.
00:18:08.300 And I made the statement that it just appeared and that got taken at like, I don't know what's
00:18:13.720 going on.
00:18:14.720 It just appeared.
00:18:15.720 It actually came from the CDC.
00:18:17.980 The CDC was responsible for those kinds of guidelines for schools, not me.
00:18:23.360 So when I said that it just appeared, it appeared.
00:18:27.120 Was there any science behind it?
00:18:29.560 What I meant by no science behind it is that there wasn't a controlled trial that said
00:18:36.100 compare six foot with three feet with ten feet, so there wasn't that scientific evaluation
00:18:41.840 of it.
00:18:42.840 What I believe the CDC used for their reason to say six feet is that studies years ago
00:18:51.020 showed that when you're dealing with droplets which at the time that the cdc made that
00:18:56.780 recommendation it was felt that the transmission was primarily through droplet not aerosol which
00:19:03.900 is incorrect because we know now so it says bombshell testimony from dr anthony fauci reveals
00:19:09.980 he made up the six-foot socialist central republicans put out the full transcript of
00:19:14.300 their sit-down interview with fauci from january just days before his highly anticipated public
00:19:19.820 testimony on monday um uh kids learning loss and social setbacks have all been documented
00:19:26.260 um speaking to counsel on behalf of the house select subcommittee on the coronavirus pandemic
00:19:33.300 fauci told republicans that the six foot distancing rule sort of just appeared and
00:19:38.800 that he don't recall how it came about um like i'll this is the new line that they're all saying
00:19:46.360 that this stuff just happened it generated on its own and who's to say who's to say where any of 0.96
00:19:52.940 this came from well no you know what it's not crazy because that's just the way that big fucking
00:19:58.880 bureaucratic you know alphabet institutions in the u.s government in any democratic government
00:20:04.280 this is how they work right you do a thing and then you're never accountable so the weird thing
00:20:09.380 isn't that they're claiming it's not their fault the weird thing is that they're even being asked
00:20:13.220 because he usually doesn't even get this far.
00:20:15.720 But yeah, I mean, what else do we expect?
00:20:17.400 You're going to say, hey, Fauci, why did you do this?
00:20:19.000 He's like, I didn't do that.
00:20:20.640 The newsman just said it.
00:20:22.400 I don't know where he got it from.
00:20:24.260 And of course, no heads will roll.
00:20:26.660 I love that because it is true, what you just said,
00:20:29.440 that this is a bureaucratic mind at work.
00:20:31.840 It's very complicated and in complicated systems,
00:20:34.840 things happen.
00:20:35.500 But to real people who might even know
00:20:37.500 how the real world works, who aren't bureaucrats,
00:20:39.940 that's unacceptable.
00:20:40.900 it's unacceptable that you are the guy in charge you had a documentary made about you and you love
00:20:46.700 the adulation and now it's like i what do you expect me to do i'd like to say because i mean 0.96
00:20:52.060 i'm an anti-government you know jerk but i think it's a it's a nuclear attack on all government 0.95
00:20:59.800 institutions it no there is no uh retort to this when you realize that it doesn't matter what the 0.98
00:21:09.740 institution or the organization is supposed to be doing if there isn't any accountability
00:21:14.600 then it then it shouldn't exist it should be destroyed it's like the number one thing the
00:21:19.960 very first thing it has to have is accountability because what can you do when it gets out of line
00:21:24.140 you have to have some control over it if it's off course you have to be able to correct it
00:21:28.660 but this is proving for the millionth time that there is absolutely no mode of correcting course
00:21:35.840 or controlling these institutions they do whatever the fuck they want this is like just the cia this 0.61
00:21:40.820 is the fbi this is whatever it is all over again this is the education system it does there is no 0.98
00:21:46.640 connection between the public mandate and what the institution does so you can say all you want
00:21:51.740 about the hypothetical ostensible benefits of the institution we're not getting that a system is what
00:21:57.280 it does this is the thing we get we get death we get rape so just stop it just blow it up it's like
00:22:03.680 the cia is on trial for killing a hundred thousand people and the director of the cia is sat down 0.75
00:22:09.860 and his answer is cia am i right like he's acting like the cia is just this thing that he knows 0.97
00:22:17.660 about that's the one i saw the one recently with the fucking atf director who was only brought in 0.74
00:22:22.960 like a year ago and he's uh you know he's got a little little tiny hat on his head and he was 0.90
00:22:28.360 saying because they did this they they did a no knock 6 a.m raid with like 10 cars like 30 guys
00:22:35.960 between the atf and the little rock police department the guy they were raiding was some
00:22:41.600 bureaucrat boomer who was like the manager of the local airport he himself was like a democratic guy
00:22:47.840 like a democrat guy and a and a government official and they were mad at him because he
00:22:53.440 had sold too many friends to like his somebody he had sold too many guns to his cousin or his
00:22:57.900 friends and they thought that he needed an FFL so he hadn't signed up for an FFL and as a result of
00:23:03.100 him selling a couple of too many guns without an FFL they showed up 6 a.m kicked his door down
00:23:08.760 no body cameras cut the power to the house jammed all cell signal out of the house and when the guy 0.97
00:23:14.020 woke up he's fucking freaking out he fired a shot in the air and they just mag dumped and blew his 0.98
00:23:19.460 fucking head off what's true and what's hearsay during the search warrant executed at Little Rock 0.99
00:23:24.860 airport director Brian Malinowski's home is still shrouded. ATF director Steven Dettelbach said he 0.97
00:23:31.020 wasn't aware of the mission, which turned deadly until after the fact, and the agency does 11,000
00:23:37.060 of these types of missions a year. You gotta admit, this is a little unique. The highest paid
00:23:41.280 official in the municipal government, Little Rock, Arkansas. No criminal background history,
00:23:45.860 no, nothing. When it sure looks like you could have served this search warrant when he wasn't
00:23:50.060 there but you decided not to the hearing revealed new video showing atf agents gathering near
00:23:55.500 malinowski's home one week before the search in the same spot the morning of it malinowski's 0.99
00:24:01.160 family alleges the first attempt was canceled because brian was not home and this fucking kike 0.97
00:24:08.520 in the atf hearing the literal leader of the atf is doing this exact thing he's saying well now 0.95
00:24:14.880 look i mean he was shot but also a police officer was shot and who am i to say i didn't make the
00:24:20.920 decision i wasn't there and anyways i can't really comment because you know there's an
00:24:24.660 ongoing investigation that's come totally impartial and independent so although i'm here
00:24:30.000 specifically to resolve this at this hearing i'm afraid i can't answer any of your questions
00:24:33.700 and even if i could i wouldn't be able to say anything i'm just the head of the atf
00:24:37.440 and it's like if this guy can't just be hung if we can't just hang this guy there shouldn't be
00:24:43.220 an atf and like with any of these departments like why do you have a head if he isn't responsible
00:24:49.340 for what happens why is he there why does he get paid one and a half million dollars a year if he's
00:24:54.040 not fucking responsible why did fauci get so much money for that if he's not response he's responsible 0.98
00:24:59.220 for the whole fucking department that's why he's the head of it that's what leadership is and what 0.99
00:25:03.400 leadership is it's a a conceit of the managerial state you know just to use a james burnham term 0.99
00:25:11.300 here but it's like they the bureaucratic mind doesn't really believe in leaders at all it
00:25:16.340 actually doesn't believe in accountability that's why you're a bureaucrat so you can offload
00:25:20.600 everything in 360 degrees around you and if you blame me then you actually have to blame this
00:25:26.080 entire department and we need this department you know i mean like right which is which we're 0.93
00:25:30.320 doing like this is what we're agreeing on if we can't blame you if we can't hang you okay well
00:25:35.280 the only option we have left is to hang the entire department top to bottom everyone i'm not saying 0.91
00:25:40.240 physically kill but like the department needs to be disassembled it's over we can't have something
00:25:45.960 where you can constantly pass the buck around in a circle until you all retire but that's how it's
00:25:51.300 been operating but and it really frustrates me hearing people that are ostensibly on our side
00:25:55.100 say like oh well you know that guy's clearly uh you know unoperative and he's clearly against us
00:26:00.560 but at the same time we really need that department because they actually do a lot of good so we're 1.00
00:26:04.960 gonna have no fuck you stop being a pussy stop being a faggot you know defund the get rid of 1.00
00:26:10.880 the atf get rid of the fucking the what do they call it the not the nhs is it is called the nhs 1.00
00:26:16.340 or that's the uk i don't know and the national health service yeah that's the one you're in but 0.99
00:26:20.620 then there's atf and there's a bunch of most three-lettered named agencies all of them it's
00:26:25.740 got three letters in it get rid of it because there's two things i want to get to this a bit
00:26:31.060 later in the show but the one is a system is what it does which we've discussed before but the other
00:26:37.080 is that it really just comes down to the people there is like when you talk about oh this department
00:26:41.700 needs to go the department is just a mass of people and it's a mass of a certain type of person
00:26:47.560 um and i'm going to be talking with this about this with the prudentialist on thursday we're
00:26:53.860 going to talk about um you know ngos and non-profits and sort of the bureaucratic mindset
00:26:59.640 And I'm like, the funny thing is, like, these are just human orientations.
00:27:02.940 There's not there's not really that much of a difference between an NGO, non-government organization and an actual government organization.
00:27:10.820 And in fact, they're actually staffed by the same type of people.
00:27:14.320 The same type of person also runs nonprofits.
00:27:17.820 They're very public oriented.
00:27:20.400 They're run on taxpayer funds a lot of the time and donations and charity.
00:27:24.320 And you'll find the exact same sort of like middle management bureaucrat at the head of all of them.
00:27:29.540 And you realize that it's not even that, you know, this organization magically transforms you.
00:27:35.740 It's just it's full of this one type of person.
00:27:37.780 And if you remove those type of people and put in better people, the organization would function differently, right?
00:27:44.860 So, you know, the idea is that a lot of these organizations, you had made a point there.
00:27:49.120 It's like, we're not talking about like hanging all of them.
00:27:51.040 I'm like, I am.
00:27:52.360 to me i would go to anthony fauci and say if you are going to take full lethal responsibility for
00:28:00.220 this we're going to start hanging all of your subordinates and you tell us when to stop right 0.99
00:28:05.240 it's up to you now and by the way we're going to hang you too we're just going to hang you last 0.98
00:28:08.960 yeah we're going to start hanging everyone in the old department you tell us when because it's 0.96
00:28:13.420 going to be you eventually it'll be you last it's just whether or not you decide if you're first
00:28:17.300 and only and you know what if we got halfway down the list and then he admitted he's like yes all
00:28:24.460 these people knew about it but you're right it was me it was me just just take me and spare the rest
00:28:30.480 of them you know what i don't think i will i don't think i will spare the rest of them because they
00:28:35.460 were all involved i would say psych i'd say got i say fingers were crossed buddy
00:28:42.340 and guess what i'm i'm hanging that new president of mexico they got that weird
00:28:50.140 you hear about this they what a weird last name mexico elected like a jewish woman as president
00:28:56.060 president biden is congratulating the first woman to be elected as the future president
00:29:02.200 of mexico claudia shainbaum a climate scientist the former mayor of mexico city
00:29:07.920 will also be the first mexican president of jewish heritage there are do you know there's 40 000 jews
00:29:14.980 in mexico 40 000 and they just found like this is the best one the best what are the odds what
00:29:23.100 are the odds i mean to me like i don't care what i don't care what race you are if you don't look
00:29:27.560 at that and laugh like you haven't been paying attention that's you don't even need to be full
00:29:31.900 of righteous anger just that is funny right i saw the the youtube comments on a video
00:29:36.740 celebrating her he was very positive about her and it was like cnn or cnbc or something and 0.97
00:29:42.420 every fucking comment unless i'm being bought or something every comment was just like what a 0.95
00:29:47.800 surprise who could have guessed i wonder how many people like her there are in the country like 0.99
00:29:52.040 every comment was just calling it out it's so fucking weird but they were being like oh it's 0.66
00:29:56.860 first female president ever elected first female democratic leader elected of any country in north 0.51
00:30:02.620 america it's like that's not really the news story here though is it well it's like if that is the
00:30:08.600 news story now i understand why this happened like i understand it's like oh you you just you're
00:30:14.540 telling me that you use mexico as some kind of testing ground for this story because it's kind
00:30:21.120 of crazy that's like did you know that she she's like there hillary clinton what what do you think 0.99
00:30:26.500 how happy do you think they are at that it's like what the fuck are you talking about is there a 0.99
00:30:31.660 gun to my as are there fucking red dots on why are you saying this to me right now i'm not trying to 0.99
00:30:36.720 say anything that'll get us in trouble i'm trying to say that in a system in a society that made 0.97
00:30:42.120 sense they wouldn't be able to be out there saying that i don't have accountability there
00:30:47.680 would be the sort of damocles hanging over every leader's head at all times because yeah for my
00:30:52.940 understanding when i take ownership over an organization the buck stops with me if if my 0.99
00:30:59.060 subordinates fuck up well then when my superiors come to me like it is my fuck up i am responsible 0.95
00:31:04.820 it's funny because like you can see the incestuous relationship between the corporate world and 0.98
00:31:08.860 government when you notice the higher the larger these corporations get and the more complex their
00:31:13.380 relationships like their their companies within holding companies within shells within trusts
00:31:17.320 and then they also become like government where they're totally unaccountable but like you and i 0.96
00:31:21.740 if we went and just made a fucking business it doesn't matter whether it's an llc or not it 0.95
00:31:26.460 doesn't matter whether it's a whatever kind of corporation it is they're going to find a way to 0.98
00:31:30.760 bring it back and pin it on us if we say default on our debt or some there's an injury to an 0.99
00:31:35.600 employee like it doesn't matter how much fucking insurance we have it's still coming out of our ass 0.97
00:31:39.880 and we're going to pay the insurance anyways that's actually happened to me so like this is 0.99
00:31:43.740 this is this is bullshit and that's i mean to rephrase what we're saying it's yeah it isn't 0.95
00:31:48.680 about oh well you just don't want us to have a health care system no i do i want us to have a 0.98
00:31:53.340 good health care system and the only way you can get for example a good health care system is put
00:31:57.900 people in charge and you pay them a lot of money but then the caveat is if they fuck it up and the 0.99
00:32:03.620 fuck up results in the death of 100 people you kill them 100 times or the next best thing like 0.99
00:32:10.360 i don't that's not unfair i'm not being a savage i'm actually being the most civilized person in 1.00
00:32:14.760 the room because the result of doing it this way is savage the result of doing it this way
00:32:18.740 is letting tyrants like him run roughshod over us kill thousands hundreds of thousands of our
00:32:23.720 children globally and then what not even a prison sentence let alone a a very you know a very nice 0.99
00:32:31.760 execution we're not gonna scalp him just hang him i say this the more i think about it the more
00:32:38.380 i like what i'm seeing over north korea now i think a lot of my you know apprehensions towards 0.97
00:32:47.200 it might be the fact that it's full of koreans but when i hear that oh if you are deemed a traitor
00:32:54.220 it's not just you that goes to prison it's the next two generations of your family i'm like 0.54
00:33:00.340 well that's you know because you won't kill them you're still imprisoning them which is humane
00:33:05.780 under the united nations declaration of human rights you know but it's like oh we're going to
00:33:12.200 take your family with you too it's like well that seems to be prohibitive you know maybe we try that
00:33:17.440 i think there's a big difference between we need to imprison all of fauci's um subordinates and 0.89
00:33:23.380 we need to imprison fauci's wife but maybe i mean all wishy-washy judas again you need to 0.95
00:33:30.440 imprison fauci's grandchildren yep like okay is it is it more or less savage to kill all the 0.94
00:33:38.720 subordinates or just imprison his family people are asking it's definitely it's definitely better 0.97
00:33:43.600 to just kill his subordinates we we've gotten uh definitely from judas definitely oh 100 i'll land
00:33:50.780 on that one so the the risk you always run by just asking questions is occasionally people
00:33:56.940 answer the questions occasionally people say no it is it is one it's not just both
00:34:03.880 no it's actually not a gray area it is black or white
00:34:08.860 okay i i stand corrected uh but yeah i um you know speaking of which you know maybe a thread
00:34:19.060 that's somewhat related to that and i i don't know how long we could spend on this because
00:34:22.380 it's a developing story but you heard that trump is in trouble right now right yes or is he i guess
00:34:29.420 that is the question he's in legal trouble he's not in trouble trouble he's in the type of legal
00:34:34.780 trouble where it sounds bad especially to non-legal minds such as us but people who've kind of
00:34:42.280 photosynthesized enough trial related horseshit in our lives where we hear it's like guilty of
00:34:47.940 all 34 felony counts. That sounds scary because the headline here, NBC News, Donald Trump found
00:34:54.240 guilty on all 34 felony counts of hush money trial. We're going to be appealing this scam.
00:35:01.480 Fiercely defiant that he did anything wrong, Donald Trump and his legal team are preparing
00:35:05.720 for a fight. It's weaponization of the Justice Department, of the FBI. In reality, it was a jury
00:35:12.420 of ordinary New Yorkers that found Trump guilty.
00:35:15.520 Now, Trump and many in his party
00:35:17.380 are seeking to get the U.S. Supreme Court
00:35:19.380 to overturn that.
00:35:21.100 I know many of them personally.
00:35:23.060 I think they're deeply concerned about that as we are.
00:35:25.440 But legal experts say before the highest court
00:35:27.800 in America can step in,
00:35:29.200 the process must go through the New York court system.
00:35:33.120 Anytime someone's found like 34 times guilty of something,
00:35:36.680 that's either extremely serious or nothing at all.
00:35:40.340 And so more people look at them like,
00:35:41.580 oh is this is this anything it doesn't seem like anything and just to preface this i don't think
00:35:47.060 either you or i are really trump advocates in any way um maybe i think even right now i've seen a
00:35:53.840 lot of anti-trump people turn around on him and they start advocating for him hey look i i get
00:35:59.440 the strategic benefit of that i you're getting swept up in the hoopla of the whole thing but
00:36:05.340 But you're not going to hear that from me. I think, you know, I'm not a Trump lover at my stretch of the imagination. You're not either. I think that'd be fair to say, right?
00:36:15.340 No, I mean, he's preferable to somebody else, but no.
00:36:18.380 What I'm seeing is, and this is the most interesting because, you know, this is developing. We'll see what happens from this. But in the days after this announcement, I do notice on social media, the narrative being constructed is one of the Republicans abandoning him.
00:36:36.920 i'm seeing a lot of tweets i'm seeing a lot of facebook posts i'll try and recite one that i
00:36:41.060 remember a lot of them run by the same script and i'm noticing that everyone is adopting linkedin
00:36:46.820 spacing if you notice that like they're doing like one sentence short sentence then space double
00:36:53.080 space till they add dramatic flair to it i guess yeah but they'll be saying like i'm a republican
00:36:59.620 i'm a hunter i'm a veteran i have 500 000 kids um and i am not voting for a convicted felon
00:37:08.740 in the next election and that's what they're going for convicted felon and that's not working
00:37:16.500 with people like trump's numbers are up trump got 200 million dollars in donations after this
00:37:23.320 i'm watching farid zakaria oh it's great oh it's great where he's just like this but here's the
00:37:30.260 this is the vibe i got when trump ran against biden the first time i started seeing democrats
00:37:35.280 resigned to that biden was going to lose and then he pulled it out of the hat you know so but i'm
00:37:41.580 seeing the same thing where it's like guys okay listen trump might win and they never say that
00:37:48.520 I have to admit, none of this is playing out as I thought it would.
00:37:52.680 Trump is now leading in almost all the swing states,
00:37:56.380 but behind those numbers lie even more troubling details.
00:38:00.760 As someone worried about the prospects of a second Trump term,
00:38:04.760 I think it's best to be honest about reality.
00:38:08.100 I understand that polls are not always accurate,
00:38:10.740 but in general, they have tended to underestimate Donald Trump's support,
00:38:14.620 not overestimate it.
00:38:15.960 i doubt that there are many shy biden voters in the country they they deny deny deny right up
00:38:23.840 until the end but they're announcing this early like we threw this at him and people love it
00:38:28.860 we don't know what to do there might be a second trump presidency and they seem sad and scared
00:38:35.240 which i love to see but you know i'm getting deja vu um but also the guy you're seeing that
00:38:41.700 narrative like are you going to vote for a felon and you know what most americans say yeah because
00:38:46.960 that doesn't actually seem that un-american well he's not really a felon either not in the way you
00:38:53.640 would you or i would understand that's the thing where it's like he's technically convicted felon
00:38:57.600 like the crasser steens and all these democratic operatives like he's a convicted felon like no
00:39:01.480 no the average person understands a felon as a rapist or a home invader or something yeah this
00:39:07.700 is like oh he's a felon because like he some he got the wrong mail and opened it by accident like
00:39:13.760 a weird felony by definition the crime that he committed was not hush money hush money isn't a
00:39:19.400 crime it's not anything that's just what they labeled in the media he was convicted of like 0.96
00:39:24.400 falsifying clerical records or something like that which is not a felony it's a fucking misdemeanor 0.82
00:39:29.040 it's a misdemeanor which is nothing you know it's like it's you know double parking so the reason 0.83
00:39:35.520 that this happened is because an activist judge apparently in new york state just not federally
00:39:42.040 but in new york state has the ability to upgrade a misdemeanor to a felony at his own will and
00:39:47.520 that's what he did so that's why it's a felony but it's literally falsifying corporate clerical
00:39:52.500 records is what he was charged with and found guilty like that's come on he got he got found
00:39:57.780 guilty of doing something that's way less serious than fudging the numbers on your taxes and base 0.69
00:40:04.720 from what you had said there like my understanding is that new york only has black female judges too
00:40:10.400 right so i you know what i understand it's a spaghetti western over there this is actually 0.96
00:40:15.240 a repeat because when he was getting elected the first time they hillary was trying to run with
00:40:19.360 the thing about how he lies on his taxes he cheats his taxes he lies on his taxes he's lying on his 0.98
00:40:23.720 taxes and everybody's like he lies on his taxes too fuck yeah he's my hero awesome i always lie 0.97
00:40:28.140 on my taxes so are you saying you don't because are you saying that any of these we i'm looking 0.95
00:40:34.700 at a news article talking about how you guys made a weird amount of money through insider trading 0.92
00:40:39.180 yeah like oh you own all this fucking you own all these investments in raytheon and you bought more 0.93
00:40:46.300 just before they announced something like you're openly doing insider trading oh and by the way 1.00
00:40:50.620 you're also killing people so fucking the worst thing trump did was lie on his taxes again it 0.99
00:40:55.460 sounds like i'm defending trump but i'm just noticing that then there here's what's funny 0.99
00:40:59.420 about this narrative though there is a downside to this this sort of narrative only really works
00:41:07.280 with white liberals um it doesn't work on black people doesn't work on asians doesn't work on 0.82
00:41:13.140 basically non-lib whites so it's like he's a felon would you vote for a felon and everyone 0.97
00:41:21.240 else says they don't care or that makes them cool which means that you know if you want to 0.81
00:41:26.960 except a blackpilling interpretation here it's that the white status quo really is falling they
00:41:33.240 didn't expect that this many people wouldn't care about the decorum of the election because that's
00:41:39.860 a very like white old white guy thing to believe that's what most conservatives believe they
00:41:45.040 believe in the sanctity and the decorum of the process and no one does anymore so the fact that 0.95
00:41:50.680 this narrative is falling flat means that their version of politics doesn't really fucking matter 0.93
00:41:55.960 anymore and that kind of works for trump right now but that's going to be bad news for any non-white 0.95
00:42:02.260 guy that's running for president because it kind of does mean that there there is no sense anymore
00:42:08.540 to that at least like there's no way for white people to reign it in with their worldview if
00:42:14.040 that makes any sense yeah um so that that's that's just my interpretation of it although i do like
00:42:19.460 seeing very farid zakaria upset but you'll notice like is he really like upset or is he just like
00:42:25.240 we're losing like i look in his eyes i just see like a cold deadness so i'm like oh you're just 0.99
00:42:30.380 like an agent you don't you don't feel love for this system like the way a fucking wasp republican 0.97
00:42:37.720 would it could also be planned like on some level you can whip more people to the polls by saying 0.98
00:42:44.600 that your side's gonna lose unless somebody does something quick we're gonna lose and then you know
00:42:49.720 you could argue that that's why joe biden won you could also argue that's why trump won the first
00:42:54.000 time because everybody said there's no way in hell we have trump as a president and then you
00:42:57.960 know the meme lords go and vote him into office so sentencing has been scheduled for july 11th
00:43:05.560 trump could face a fine probation or up to four years in prison like which one do you think it's
00:43:10.100 going to be you think it's going to be four years in prison or i think it's going to be like a 0.89
00:43:14.640 fucking fine because it's nothing because this is just to generate a headline well who does the 0.70
00:43:19.180 sentencing because if the sentencing is the same people they'll probably give them 30 years in 0.96
00:43:23.460 prison and then the supreme court will have to dial it back let's see uh i believe it's probably
00:43:27.760 gonna be shaniqua lebowitz it's kind of over shaniqua lebowitz 1.00
00:43:33.580 she's going to uh literally sketch out uh a conclusion on some graph paper in front of her 1.00
00:43:43.340 whatever happened to the one fanny whoever who was like sleeping with the attorney and blew all 1.00
00:43:50.660 the money in it like i saw that in the news and then it kind of disappeared because it disappeared 1.00
00:43:54.060 because this trial started or like there's so many of these stupid fucking sham trials right now 0.99
00:43:57.960 yeah i think it's also that i don't think they want people understanding that judges have no 0.99
00:44:06.340 credibility i think there's a lot in the american system that demands that people just have a
00:44:12.780 reverence for judges to be a judge is sacred to a lot of people um but if you just if if the average 0.98
00:44:21.660 person was understand that mostly judges are absolutely fucking retard retards who found a 0.98
00:44:28.680 loophole like to become a lower circuit court judge i think you need to be a high school graduate 0.99
00:44:32.780 it's surprisingly easy to become like a lower level judge and to get that sort of dignified
00:44:40.080 power and so they look like oh this this judge in new york condemned trump if you actually look
00:44:45.320 at the pedigree it's like a right place right time job for like paralegals who have yeah are
00:44:51.340 good at complaining about things it's everyone's like oh does it really why i'm like okay well like
00:44:57.160 if if seven out of ten airline pilots were women that'd be fucking weird right you would say 0.78
00:45:03.600 something's gone horribly wrong and you wouldn't be able to explain why you just you say something 0.93
00:45:08.480 there's a glitch in the matrix the west has fallen you can get a lib to say west has fallen if you 0.99
00:45:13.680 notice that there's a fucking gender queer flying the plane why why not judges there's too many 1.00
00:45:21.280 black women judges just making shit up shut up silly woman and also you'll hear this one story 1.00
00:45:29.660 that uh i saw them roll this out and then they stopped where they said you know there's only one 1.00
00:45:35.200 other time in history
00:45:37.060 where a democratic leader has been
00:45:39.120 a felon and that was in
00:45:41.140 Germany
00:45:41.680 and then you're supposed to go 0.99
00:45:44.660 whoa they did
00:45:47.120 that in like spooky
00:45:48.380 font of the bomb
00:45:50.040 because if anybody knows essentially the story
00:45:53.040 is why was he a felon
00:45:54.600 oh it was a politically motivated show trial to try
00:45:57.140 to keep him off the ballot
00:45:58.800 also yes exactly
00:46:01.000 but also I think the unintended
00:46:03.000 message there was wait so
00:46:04.920 hitler was voted in because i this entire time my entire life you kind of made it sound that it was
00:46:12.600 a hijacking of the government you you wanted me to believe that poor germans hitler was just 0.74
00:46:17.900 tricked everyone but now it's that oh they voted him in and then they got they got rid of that
00:46:23.080 story yeah but like a lot of people like that and they said um um and then on to the next thing
00:46:30.680 i hate like i it could be forgiven if someone believed that this entire trump presidency was
00:46:38.040 some kind of op because they're making it so easy like remember when i heard trump was running again 0.99
00:46:43.940 i said fuck off holy fuck do you want him to get elected is this because you want us to forget 0.99
00:46:52.660 about biden is there something really messy lurking in the biden thing is this like the 1.00
00:46:58.060 opposite of a fall guy this is a rise guy this is a guy we're putting into this place to take the
00:47:04.940 fall for biden who is falling what do you what do you call that what do you call a rise guy
00:47:10.100 a rise guy yeah it's the opposite well it would still be a fall guy but it's like a fall guy
00:47:16.000 who's kind of a patsy like you build him up first so that it's more believable when he takes the fall
00:47:21.700 if trump gets elected as president everyone should have the exact same thought bubble over
00:47:27.800 the head which is i really need to see what what's on hunter biden's laptop like if he's elect i'm
00:47:35.240 like okay there's something murky going on in the biden the house of biden and because that's
00:47:42.080 going to go away and i'm like you know the biden the hunter biden thing got a reputation of only
00:47:47.740 kooks being into it but i'm like no the more i look into it like there's something serious going
00:47:52.680 on there it does feel though that it's been 10 15 years no even to obama like even obama's
00:48:00.140 was it obama's first term or second term when it was all about his character and his history like
00:48:05.680 is he gay or is he actually indonesian or like show us his birth certificate like it's been a
00:48:10.860 long time where this all just seems to be political theater about the character of the person and
00:48:18.100 like these these campaigns because they are campaigns like this this legal battle is and
00:48:24.580 the one that started all over a year ago it's all part of just an extended campaign that essentially 0.85
00:48:29.260 runs all year long every year and like what happened to all of the actual shit like while 0.97
00:48:35.280 this is happening happening american bridges are collapsing um like china is flying jets over 0.97
00:48:41.100 taiwan they're installing detonator switches in smtc to prevent the chinese from taking it like
00:48:47.120 yeah you ukraine is losing karkiv like all of i mean not i guess none of this matter i guess
00:48:53.440 what matters is because i personally my personal belief is that it doesn't really matter who wins
00:49:01.320 we all lose anyways even if like like we're saying a minute ago like i don't really like trump that
00:49:07.320 much i think trump would be better than whoever the democrats put up but trump is still going to 0.99
00:49:11.060 be dog shit you're still going to want to kill the guy after four years and um there's no saving 0.99
00:49:16.120 america because what america needs can't be brought by a president like it can't be yeah 1.00
00:49:20.720 nothing nothing in america can be fixed at the white house well and that's what we said before
00:49:26.120 about what i liked about that project 2025 proposal which is yes this is a plan for a bunch
00:49:32.860 of our guys to politically stab their way into the managerial state i'm like well that could be
00:49:39.120 something that could be actually like on an institutional level you you figure out ways to
00:49:44.320 just walk in there again with a metaphorical political bomb strapped to your chest
00:49:49.100 and start like hiring and firing people because i said like like it's just the people if you
00:49:55.820 replace a lot of these people these things either go away or get better or you know it sounds like
00:50:01.580 a simple solution but i'm like you know you might see something happen more than electing a superhero
00:50:07.560 to change everything like really we're excited about trump because we want to own the libs and
00:50:12.080 that's okay yeah it's okay to want to own the libs that's the only thing i like to do anymore
00:50:17.120 i mean the stuff that i do brings me no joy but the thing that does bring me joy is seeing
00:50:23.760 libs upset so this is good for that but other than that i'm not holding my breath can i just
00:50:29.120 say speaking of ukraine two things about ukraine one is that there's a pierogi place a ukrainian
00:50:36.780 food place but it's a pierogi place that's not far from me and um i could tell how bad things
00:50:43.960 are going for the war in ukraine because there's no longer a lineup out the door for this place
00:50:49.960 i used to have to wait in line to get these pierogis and now it's like just me
00:50:54.020 and it's just funny anecdotally you can tell the take the temperature of the nation by little
00:51:00.820 things like that like people i can tell you the day people stopped caring it was like three weeks
00:51:05.440 ago just like they no longer want to don't the donations are gone all the flags replaced by 0.53
00:51:11.900 the ukrainian flag was replaced by the gay flag and it's yeah that's that war is never coming back 0.53
00:51:17.380 not really i don't think yeah like i remember not even a year ago the area that i would drive
00:51:22.420 through pretty regularly had a high ukrainian population and on the highway overpass there
00:51:27.220 were almost every time people waving ukrainian flags and now it's palestinian flags so it's like
00:51:32.940 it's not like you can't wave both flags it's not like the people waving the the arab flags were
00:51:37.460 the ones waving the whole whole flags like it's different people it's just you decided to stay
00:51:41.120 home so i guess you can i just read this one again from the daily mail this is a quote from 0.90
00:51:48.420 zelensky says donald trump will be a loser president and bring the end to the u.s as a
00:51:54.180 global player if he wins the u.s election and tries to impose peace deal on ukraine zelensky 0.51
00:51:59.600 warns so here's what vladimir zolenski is up to call donald trump a loser if he stops paying him
00:52:05.760 money it's like and who's covering this us like only us no one else is covering this just laughing
00:52:13.920 you're done it's over nobody even cares yeah speaking of like people how to count held 0.99
00:52:20.920 accountable i'm like i really do think the buck stops with you motherfucker i'm paying more 0.99
00:52:25.560 attention to the ukraine war over the past few months than i have in my whole life and it's 0.98
00:52:29.540 mostly because there's these great youtube videos now where they're analyzing the evolution of the
00:52:34.900 the turtle tanks like the tanks with all the mesh on them yeah so that the drones can't blow them up
00:52:40.720 and this guy's got so many videos and photos and diagrams like oh this is fucking cool
00:52:44.580 this is like trend world war three trench shit i love this but like which side are these tanks 0.98
00:52:50.680 even i don't give a fuck who fucking cares man it's like uh it's like watching a uh war gaming 0.98
00:52:57.480 playthrough maybe because you look at the palestinian conflict in israel and everyone's 0.99
00:53:03.840 hearts are involved in it whatever side you're on whether you're jewish or whether you're pal
00:53:09.020 you're arab you're muslim or even if you're kind of identifying with them it's a lot of people
00:53:13.820 crying genuine tears about the women and children and the passionately want all to die yes but i 0.85
00:53:21.740 look at the ukrainian war footage and i just see people laughing it's like one of the darkest
00:53:27.620 things i've ever seen like you're they're watching drone videos of like a drone dropping a grenade on
00:53:33.220 a crying and pleading russian or ukrainian soldier it seems after both and we're just laughing at
00:53:39.080 this like human tragedy which you don't see in this other war the long distance footage cuts
00:53:46.020 after a few seconds of showing him twitching and trying to roll to safety with one leg missing and
00:53:51.200 you know full well that he dies there a few minutes later blood loss like it's very um it's
00:53:56.160 tragic it is actually tragic when you see it even at a distance it's it's you know what it is it's
00:53:59.820 macabre it is macabre i'm sorry i didn't throw that at you i'm sorry that kind of leads me into
00:54:12.240 the next thing which we could probably spend a lot of time on honestly uh we're bringing back
00:54:20.160 movie corner it's movie corner oh yeah uh we're gonna discuss a movie that i watched fairly
00:54:37.640 recently as did a number of our listeners uh and i don't know you probably didn't see this movie
00:54:43.300 i watched the first half of it yesterday actually i didn't even know we were reviewing it but i
00:54:48.060 I had it on my phone 0.87
00:54:49.960 because I have a dumb TV 0.94
00:54:51.060 and then my phone 0.93
00:54:52.920 ran out of battery
00:54:53.740 so I've only seen
00:54:54.340 the first half.
00:54:54.680 We are talking about
00:54:55.980 the movie Civil War
00:54:57.200 by Alex Garland.
00:54:57.980 Oh, I thought
00:54:58.300 we were doing Barbie.
00:54:59.740 No, I'm kidding.
00:55:00.420 We were doing Civil War.
00:55:01.160 I'm sorry.
00:55:01.740 Civil War. 0.99
00:55:02.840 I thought we were doing
00:55:03.740 Barbenheimer.
00:55:07.580 Yeah, Civil War.
00:55:09.080 We actually should do Barbie.
00:55:10.780 Actually, I don't know.
00:55:12.000 Nah.
00:55:12.660 Well, I'd have to watch it.
00:55:14.980 I did watch a Ryan Gosling
00:55:16.520 movie called Fall Guy
00:55:17.700 that was surprisingly good yeah i actually did want to see that that looked okay some of the
00:55:22.980 ones he's in where it's it's kind of uh self-aware are all right i think i'm just gonna say this i'm
00:55:28.480 an unironic ryan gosling fan now he's great he's great and he's canadian so yeah i always i'm like
00:55:34.100 oh he's a good enough actor but i start thinking about the roles he was in i'm like you know what 0.72
00:55:38.360 like yeah he was in drive but fuck he was in gangster squad he was pretty good in that and
00:55:42.900 he was in the nice guys like god and he's like one of the guys who can nail comedy way better 0.96
00:55:48.240 than he should be able to it's just sad that the the memes have poisoned it now and i it seems like
00:55:53.560 on some level he is actually against the literally us crowd yeah like he isn't actually one of us 0.99
00:56:01.240 like he fucking hates us he's a fucking a cock and a loser in reality but it's it's sad but 0.99
00:56:06.840 whatever but he's he's been in quite a few good movies and the fall guy you know it it is as 1.00
00:56:13.040 like it's a rated g uh action movie there's no death i don't think there's really any cursing
00:56:19.480 there's no nudity no sex um but it's surprisingly funny and he's really good in it and i was all 0.98
00:56:27.680 set up you know my wife wanted to watch it i'm there with my fucking arms crossed and i'm on 0.91
00:56:31.880 my phone and then it did win me over so don't go into it expecting like a groundbreaking movie but 0.99
00:56:37.020 i'm like you're gonna have you'll probably have more fun watching this than the new fucking 0.78
00:56:40.560 deadpool movie i bet anyway what we are talking about is civil war 19 states have seceded the 0.93
00:56:47.520 united states army ramps up activity the white house issued warnings to the western forces as
00:56:52.120 well as the florida alliance the three-term president assures the uprising will be dealt
00:56:56.560 with swiftly let me know if you want to try anything on i'm guys aware there's like a pretty
00:57:01.160 a huge civil war going on all across America.
00:57:04.200 We just try to stay out.
00:57:06.020 With what we see on the news,
00:57:07.460 seems like it's for the best.
00:57:10.820 Citizens of America, 0.95
00:57:12.560 the so-called Western forces of Texas and California,
00:57:18.800 have suffered a very great defeat
00:57:21.320 at the hands of the United States military.
00:57:25.480 Mr. President, do you regret the use of airstrikes
00:57:28.060 against American citizens?
00:57:30.060 We're moving to D.C. today.
00:57:31.980 You need to go down there.
00:57:33.280 They shoot journalists on sight in the Capitol.
00:57:36.480 I'm just going to start off by saying, under careful consideration, and running it over again in my head, it might be the worst movie I've ever seen.
00:57:47.520 You always say that, though.
00:57:49.460 Come on.
00:57:50.000 Do I?
00:57:51.340 From the standpoint of just filmmaking, it is not the worst movie ever.
00:57:56.240 But that's the thing.
00:57:57.000 Like, technically, is it well-directed?
00:57:58.980 Yes.
00:57:59.240 is the acting serviceable yes are there some striking shots sure but there's just once you
00:58:07.980 take the whole movie together the entirety of it the plot is one of the worst plots i've ever seen
00:58:15.140 and i hated everyone in it and it didn't seem almost like it didn't seem like a completed
00:58:21.800 concept to me um and it ends just i don't know like i just i really hated the experience of
00:58:29.140 watching this movie and maybe that is unique to me because civil war for people who are wondering
00:58:35.500 it's a movie that if you were trying to make its argument for it you could say is a horror movie
00:58:43.340 i don't think it is like but some people say you know if you think about it it's a horror movie
00:58:48.060 it's not it's like an action thriller a moody thriller about what would happen if america was
00:58:55.780 having a civil war and it's very sparse on the details and that's okay it doesn't give you a
00:59:02.240 lore dump explaining what's going on you just get the broad strokes you get that america split off
00:59:07.840 into these regional factions like there's something called like the florida coalition
00:59:11.940 then there's the west coast almost like fallout in a way like there's like almost like the new
00:59:16.660 california republic or something and then there's like the center power which is dc there's like
00:59:22.240 five broad stroke areas um and you you never get the bird's eye view of what's going on but all you
00:59:29.320 know is that there's a push into dc to like take down the president played by nick offerman starting
00:59:36.340 off yeah i should have known what i was in for because it's got kirsten dunst who i don't mind
00:59:42.960 as an actor but every main character in this is a journalist they're a war journalist or a war
00:59:50.980 photographer and the movie takes journalism very very seriously and casts them as the only
00:59:58.660 righteous voice left in america which you know right off from the gate i'm frustrated so maybe
01:00:04.640 the movie's not for me but i also think that's a shitty way to tell this story because i think i 0.92
01:00:09.560 don't think anyone likes journalists i think any movie any movie or show starring journalists sucks
01:00:14.740 because you can only ever cast them as like self-righteous assholes and i'm sorry but if 0.98
01:00:20.960 you're in a war zone i don't care how stern and determined you look if you're surrounded by 0.97
01:00:25.980 soldiers and soot and blood and fury and all you've got is a camera and you're going and you're
01:00:32.460 very seriously going like the people need to know like that's not interesting it's never been 1.00
01:00:39.440 interesting it'll never be interesting there's nothing less interesting than a woman in a pad
01:00:44.660 and a paper in her hands and she's like furrowing her brow and writing down and that and the music 1.00
01:00:50.840 swells because the story is being heard like fuck you and the movie denied me every single 0.99
01:00:59.740 journalist getting bifurcated by a chainsaw oh now i don't want to watch the end i was hoping 1.00
01:01:06.460 they would die every i went in this movie like well goddamn at least every single one of them 0.94
01:01:11.300 is going to end up in a pit on fire before we move on i actually had the same feeling about it that 0.96
01:01:16.740 it's like wow i hate everything about this but i didn't direct it at the director i directed it at
01:01:21.980 the characters and i wondered how much of it was either intentional or accidental but if you take
01:01:28.260 it outside of the current political context like you don't know who's directing it or like if you
01:01:31.920 If you were an Andaman Islander and you didn't know anything about American politics, you'd be like, oh, this is like this is this is a film from the standpoint of the villains showing how the villains destroyed society and how they blame everyone else, even in their final act of trying to resolve it.
01:01:49.820 They make it worse. And it's kind of neatly ties a bow on a collapsed civilization and how it all went wrong.
01:01:55.920 and it's like i mean i only watched the first half of it but it's like okay so these four
01:02:00.240 characters the four journalists in a bus each of them represents something that is fundamentally
01:02:04.120 wrong with our institutions in our society and no none of them including the director 0.58
01:02:08.320 seem to have any fucking clue that that is what it is but it's wonderful because it's like you 0.99
01:02:13.280 literally are the worst human trash and here you are making things worse not helping anyone 1.00
01:02:20.260 points flying right over your head like the bullets and you go and you still run right to 1.00
01:02:26.380 the end and die thinking that you were right and it's like well that's why we can't have nice things
01:02:30.540 that's why we're all going to die it's because of you fire and the points do fly over their head
01:02:35.220 like bullets because you get the sense the entire thing that they've got plot armor on
01:02:39.180 that there's just something about the film you're like okay i don't feel like they're in any real
01:02:42.860 danger and you know the movie can be enjoyed if you watch it the way i watched it which is like
01:02:48.820 what you did where these are the villains i am siding with every bad guy they meet along the way
01:02:54.280 along this journey because they meet militia men they meet these people overseeing body pits and
01:03:00.440 i'm like i like the body pit guy they're they're the one where they're being a guy didn't get all
01:03:04.960 they're being sniped in like the the santa claus parade from a house that's a good that's one of
01:03:10.320 the good stuff behind the truck and the guy's like who's in the house and then the guy's looking at 0.98
01:03:14.520 was can you can you just shut the fuck up there's a guy shooting us he's like i'm a journalist and 0.98
01:03:18.280 he's like cool and then goes back to it's almost like he shows up like who are we versus 1.00
01:03:25.440 who are we who are we right versus right now it's like the soldier had the best line which is like
01:03:32.340 i don't know someone is shooting at us and we're shooting back that's what's happening right now
01:03:37.760 right right right and the thing i love about that is like you said it doesn't identify which side
01:03:42.800 the different sides of shooters are on it just identifies that they're they clearly both hate
01:03:48.240 the journalists the one in the house is shooting at the journalists and the ones shooting at the
01:03:52.660 house really are just about to shoot the journalists in which the journalists would 0.98
01:03:56.140 just fuck off because it was the best thing where i thought that's once you see the end of the movie 0.99
01:04:00.920 it doesn't really tie it up in a way where you think that the journalists are the villains 1.00
01:04:06.040 but the setup throughout the entire movie
01:04:08.880 is these four intrepid journalists
01:04:11.300 there's burned out 1.00
01:04:12.900 lady journalists played by Kirsten Dunst 0.98
01:04:15.180 and then the young version of her
01:04:16.780 who wants to be her who tags along
01:04:18.700 then some 1.00
01:04:19.900 odd mulatto Mexican guy 1.00
01:04:22.820 who's a pedophile 1.00
01:04:23.700 who tries to hit on the 13 year old in the first act 0.98
01:04:27.200 yeah I'm trying to figure
01:04:28.520 they don't bring any attention to it
01:04:30.060 they show it he's sitting in the back of the car
01:04:31.840 and like implying that he wants to like sleep with her 0.99
01:04:34.020 she's fucking like 13 0.97
01:04:35.160 and then he just carries on and he's still a hero for the rest of the movie then i'm looking at i'm 0.98
01:04:39.660 like okay is this anti-man because am i detecting a sexism angle here like it's not clear and maybe
01:04:46.180 some yeah but they can't because he's he's a hispanic he's clearly like a guatemalan or something
01:04:49.860 like he's a cool guy it was like a weird thing and then the funny thing is that these intrepid 0.96
01:04:55.900 journalists and like an old morbidly obese fucking like half like black but also with alopecia he's 0.81
01:05:03.680 a guy who played one of the men tats in dune yeah um anyway good good enough actor but he's 0.99
01:05:09.820 along for the ride walking with a cane and the whole joke is that they're in a nation that hates
01:05:15.840 journalists and they're like we're going to dc you know they shoot journalists on site there 0.99
01:05:20.120 and they spend the entire movie driving around in a fucking white van with press on the side 0.98
01:05:26.620 and in every situation like like inviting bullets like if i was in a civil war in america i would 0.99
01:05:31.640 shoot that on principle um i i don't care if it's full of the antidote to civil war
01:05:37.980 um and then every situation they get in they come they they bound in with these enthusiasm like
01:05:46.120 we're journalists don't worry i got i got a press pass what do you mean like they're showing their
01:05:51.440 badges like what do you mean you're in the middle of a field where there's an atrocity happening
01:05:55.960 what does that badge mean like the police don't mean anything out here but you're like don't worry 0.91
01:06:00.800 we're press we're just here we're here for the truth again i would shoot these people on principle
01:06:06.300 so the people who do try and shoot them on principle seem like the good guys and there's 0.79
01:06:11.280 that that one great the only there's two great scenes one is that sniper scene where it shows
01:06:16.280 the absurdity of the situation and you know militarily it's like that seems real it's like
01:06:21.680 we're taking sniper fire i don't care who's in there we're just trying to shoot him back 0.74
01:06:24.400 then there's the one that everyone knows 0.99
01:06:26.860 where it's
01:06:28.900 the guy who's actually 0.98
01:06:31.060 fucking Kirsten Dunst's 0.99
01:06:33.020 husband. Everyone knows 1.00
01:06:35.060 who he is. His name escapes me but he
01:06:36.920 was Breaking Bad. They called him Fat
01:06:39.020 Damon when he was
01:06:40.540 because he looks like a mad Damon and he was fat but he's
01:06:42.980 not fat anymore. Anyway he's wearing the
01:06:44.780 pink sunglasses and it's like
01:06:46.940 oh what type of American are you? 0.53
01:06:49.760 Just
01:06:50.020 just what?
01:06:53.440 Just what?
01:06:54.140 you know what what just please just please sir please yes just speak let me we're american
01:07:00.600 journalists you told me that already okay we we work for writers writers doesn't sound american
01:07:08.340 it's a news agency i know what reuters is sir okay i'm just saying just saying just what we're
01:07:15.140 american okay okay what kind of american are you that's a good scene but again you're siding with 0.96
01:07:22.160 this guy and he also shoots two people from hong kong for fun like he's fucking with them he's like 0.99
01:07:29.040 i'm gonna shoot you because like you know because you're here on my farm and you're standing in 0.99
01:07:37.680 front of a pit with 45 bodies in it yeah um that's my that's my point though like anybody who can do 0.99
01:07:45.360 that with a straight face and still think that these guys are the heroes like you're so it's
01:07:51.660 i think we talked about this before with a lot of these films there's multiple takeaways which
01:07:56.860 are equally valid depending on the context like who's who's watching like i think us taking away
01:08:03.100 like it is almost a heroic story of the environment killing journalists and like that's that's
01:08:10.820 wonderful let's make a sequel you know yeah and also there's a couple things you'll notice in the
01:08:16.280 movie that you know i'm not trying to lay into this point but all of the villains are white guys
01:08:21.960 and you can make the argument that most of the characters are white fair enough but then they
01:08:27.100 do have that scene where they visit what looks to be some kind of stadium with refugees in it
01:08:33.440 it's all like it's the scene you all see black women just living and braiding each other's hair
01:08:39.300 and then there's kids flying kites you know it's like the multi-ethnic paradise we're like you
01:08:43.740 know what this is what america is really about and then they go back out there and it's all like
01:08:48.460 white militia guys committing more crimes i'm like i i kind of know what you're going for and
01:08:53.380 let me just i forgot this i should have led with this the thing that frustrated me about the movie
01:08:58.040 which made me think it was shot during covid which is that all the cities they go to are empty
01:09:05.400 every city they go through most towns they go through are empty the roads are empty i don't 0.99
01:09:11.680 know why they would be especially in a place as populated as america if they go to fucking 0.61
01:09:16.620 like houston or something and it's like no you with no utilities in the summer
01:09:21.600 there's no power in the summer so there's no air conditioner you people are not in those
01:09:25.680 buildings if there's people they're not in the buildings they're in the streets especially in
01:09:28.880 a built-up area did did everyone move out of new orleans during katrina yeah like during katrina
01:09:36.400 the streets of new orleans were probably as packed as they've been in the history of the city
01:09:39.840 it was a fucking rampage yeah it's like so it was boring i found that it was very boring like 0.92
01:09:46.040 it's almost like he wanted to do a zombie movie but there's no reason that unless there was some 0.99
01:09:50.880 kind of zombie apocalypse where 90 of people died they wouldn't be just driving through these empty 0.96
01:09:56.080 towns and cities all the fucking time with a couple soldiers here and there i'm like that 0.94
01:10:01.420 just seems like lazy that seems like lazy storytelling to me and that's what really 0.97
01:10:05.480 frustrated me which is that did you even think about what a civil war would be like because
01:10:09.980 the people that i know think about that constantly it's kind of a cool thing to think about like what
01:10:17.460 would happen what would america look like if there was a civil war but you pick the most boring thing
01:10:22.760 which is that everyone just vanishes one day but there's no talk of there was a genocide or there
01:10:27.980 was a mass killing that would have been something but it's it sounds so the entire i'll tell you the
01:10:32.860 end of the movie if you want um they basically just kill the president they go there and they
01:10:39.020 the last scene is them the journalists with the soldiers storming the white house which is kind
01:10:45.960 of cool in a way until you realize that you're viewing this from the perspective of a journalist
01:10:51.220 and you're surrounded by people where it's like i would love to see this from their perspective
01:10:55.080 i would love to just follow a soldier here but i'm stuck with like a 50 year old lady with a
01:11:01.380 camera who's like cowering behind a wall is it the california and texas people are storming the 0.85
01:11:06.320 white house yeah basically yeah i thought the president was was kind of it's implied that he
01:11:11.060 was a liberal i don't i don't know it's so weird you know i mean they make a point of never saying
01:11:16.600 who's on which side and there's no uniforms it's just people shooting people you kind of got the
01:11:21.240 impression that like the president is supposed to be the president but yeah i mean i mean like
01:11:26.100 biden essentially he's supposed to be like out that's the acm he's played by nick offerman's
01:11:30.600 And he's wearing like a long red tie, I'm pretty sure.
01:11:33.920 Yeah, so it is maybe a little Trump-ish.
01:11:35.960 Trump-ish.
01:11:36.700 And that might be, again, a feature of the story and not a bug.
01:11:41.760 But like the last thing is them just like executing the president as he begs for his life.
01:11:45.700 And then the movie just ends.
01:11:47.940 And then because that was the whole idea of the journalists in the story, which is that they hate the president and they want to go there to interview him before he dies.
01:11:55.320 That's the entire purpose of the movie. 0.99
01:11:57.060 and then you you realize oh you're just agenda driven bloodthirsty assholes like everyone and 0.99
01:12:03.980 right but then at the same time they're they're holding their heads in their hands and screaming 0.96
01:12:09.000 at the inhumanity of it all and i'm like again if like as i'm describing this it sounds like it's a
01:12:15.160 satire of journalists but i'm like i it didn't seem like it during it it seemed like we're
01:12:21.360 supposed to take these people seriously right right but what's the where's the line between
01:12:25.860 satire and just a misfire is it the intent of the author i don't know that's a good one because it
01:12:33.440 did yeah i don't know what's the difference between a satire and a misfire oh i love that
01:12:39.480 oh baby you know i was gonna say it this film is apocalypse now for people with a soylent
01:12:47.240 subscription it is it is like imagine apocalypse now and it's just him going up the river and
01:12:56.440 nothing happens bullets flying overhead but he's still like smoking a menthol cigarette and
01:13:04.000 got his feet up and looking at his pornos on his phone and you remember that scene where they go
01:13:09.020 to the war zone and they have that really intense conversation with like the black soldier who's
01:13:13.720 got the mortar and he's firing it so imagine that but there's no fighting going on and they just
01:13:18.320 stop to talk to a black guy and then keep going that's the and like take pictures and make like
01:13:24.140 a witty remark which everyone rolls their eyes at and walks out of the room then there's a moment
01:13:29.020 early on where kirsten dunce is this older reporter world weary and she's got this she's
01:13:35.160 saddled with this young version of her and then the conversation goes like you know if i was dying
01:13:41.920 would you take a photo of me
01:13:43.300 and it's like
01:13:44.280 plot point
01:13:47.180 that's going to come in later
01:13:49.680 it's just telegraphing
01:13:51.000 that's going to happen
01:13:53.920 I got it
01:13:54.620 you established this at the first quarter way mark
01:13:58.180 I know how it's going to end
01:13:59.720 her response to that I think was
01:14:02.100 what do you think
01:14:03.060 but she should have turned to the camera and said 0.99
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01:14:10.480 I would have loved the movie if it did that
01:14:13.620 pause the film now
01:14:18.680 they keep making this
01:14:20.880 the first stop they make is at a gas station 0.99
01:14:22.540 oh there's this fucking scene you would have seen this 0.99
01:14:24.860 and this is what made me kind of hate the movie 0.99
01:14:26.880 or realize maybe it is satire
01:14:29.040 but they go to a gas station
01:14:30.400 and they want to you know
01:14:32.520 fill it up it's like I'll give you
01:14:34.600 $300 then I'll get you a ham
01:14:37.060 sandwich $300
01:14:38.400 Canadian
01:14:39.820 yeah yeah at that moment we paused it and we were both like yelling at each other about how
01:14:50.360 ridiculous it was about the about the petrodollar about this and that and inflation it's like yeah
01:14:55.820 it's it doesn't make any sense it makes no fucking sense there's two types of viewers of this film 0.95
01:15:00.440 some people who will laugh and say yeah i bet they would love canadian dollars and then everyone 0.70
01:15:05.140 else who's stopping like you don't understand how these economies are intertwined so if america if
01:15:09.000 the american dollar has collapsed why would the canadian dollar skyrocket my comment was if if
01:15:14.800 the american dollar is so blown up in two years that 300 won't fill up your your gas tank canada
01:15:21.360 is literally a crater nobody's left alive in canada at this point like all the lights on the
01:15:27.440 on the american economy yeah yeah there's no the american dollar collapsed and then
01:15:32.400 the lib watching this would be like oh i bet the rest of the world's money is even better 0.87
01:15:36.920 what the what literal retards what yeah you know what though i know that we're just we're hitting a 0.96
01:15:44.460 we're hitting a puppet here we're just straw manning but yeah i can imagine so many libtards 0.94
01:15:50.600 saying that but later on that scene like they the young girls getting brought down by a very well 0.93
01:15:55.500 meaning redneck showing that they got three burglars strung up and being tortured down by 0.99
01:16:01.820 there and then she's like what happened it's like oh no they were fucking thieves you know we're 0.99
01:16:05.940 trying to figure out what to do with them you think we should shoot them and then we're supposed 1.00
01:16:09.240 to think that that's abhorrent but i'm like you know maybe they're rapists like maybe they're 0.99
01:16:14.480 pedophiles like in in this situation if you're the type of person who's like breaking and entering 0.98
01:16:18.900 and you caught them like i don't know like maybe i'm too fucking militia minded but i'm like 0.99
01:16:25.200 yeah in this situation if you're a burglar except except to get captured and killed 0.94
01:16:29.580 i mean i wonder if you caught a guy he even said in the scene he's like well we caught these guys
01:16:35.440 robbing us i bet they were armed first of all because of where they are and he's like well i
01:16:41.300 know this guy we went to high school together although we weren't friends and it's like well
01:16:45.220 that's probably why you didn't shoot him because i would have shot him i think most and like this
01:16:49.300 isn't like a machismo thing it's like if you're protecting your family and that's your last bit 0.99
01:16:53.780 of food and some random guy with mud all over his face runs in with a fucking gun it doesn't matter 0.99
01:16:59.600 what he's trying to steal you just shoot him so the fact that he subdued him disarmed him and hung 1.00
01:17:05.040 him up and is trying to figure out how to release 0.97
01:17:07.000 him safely it's like wow
01:17:08.820 you really are clinging to some kind of
01:17:10.920 civilization still and the fact
01:17:12.960 that the story being told is one from 1.00
01:17:14.880 the female perspective which is like isn't 1.00
01:17:16.880 it awful that that's happening
01:17:18.400 whereas the man says like this is
01:17:20.780 happening and now I have a hard decision
01:17:22.800 the hard decision is do I let
01:17:24.820 this guy I know go well I
01:17:26.760 can't really because he's going to tell
01:17:28.900 his friends he's going to come back with more 0.99
01:17:30.660 like I kind of know that I have to kill 0.99
01:17:32.940 him but I don't want to but it's 0.97
01:17:34.500 i'm keeping him alive out here that's torturous like these are real questions that 0.99
01:17:38.580 a fucking journalist going check you know just wouldn't understand just saying look at this 0.97
01:17:44.800 humanity yeah there's one thing that i really didn't like about it because we're talking about 1.00
01:17:48.800 how the the problem with these these women or these journalists is for me for me anyways for
01:17:55.180 the first half is that they're running through all of this as if they're helping everybody they
01:17:59.720 keep talking about how they're helping everyone in the world needs to see and this is our job
01:18:03.120 but they're in the middle of insane war crimes and it's usually neck and neck and they have the 0.98
01:18:10.200 ability at any moment to turn it one way or the other if they put the fucking camera down and help 0.98
01:18:15.040 they could do something yeah yeah but they're so stuck up that they do it but then at the same time 1.00
01:18:19.540 they have a couple of different exposition scenes where the the old bitch and the young bitch are 0.99
01:18:24.840 talking to each other she's like yeah my parents are back in missouri on a farm pretending this 0.99
01:18:29.260 war isn't happening oh yeah coming back my my family too they're back on a farm and except in
01:18:35.060 colorado but they also are just pretending this war isn't happening like as if you what so what
01:18:40.240 you're saying is you're you're bitter towards your families that they're quote-unquote pretending the
01:18:45.140 war isn't happening yeah you devoted your life to the war all right you devoted your life to doing 0.93
01:18:49.900 fucking nothing getting in the way interfering consuming resources and in the end somehow 0.98
01:18:56.960 accelerating it in such a way that both sides lose worse than was conceivable like you you 0.99
01:19:04.100 are actually truly the ultimate enemy of both sides and probably the reason again journalists 0.98
01:19:10.440 it's not just anybody it's not like they're fucking you know medicine sans frontier or
01:19:14.160 something like these guys are journalists so probably the reason the war started like the 0.99
01:19:19.400 war we're about to have in a couple years is because of the fucking journalists so how can 0.97
01:19:23.780 i mean this stuff is so obvious i would i would have been such a cool story if there was some 0.98
01:19:29.040 line even where it's like i was following this war since before it was a war you know about that 0.98
01:19:34.960 how maybe she can she directly contributed to the division she fucking did i bet she did 0.83
01:19:41.420 yeah that that could have been a movie that could have been a movie that someone would write in film 0.96
01:19:46.420 right but it's just like it's unknowable and i guess maybe that's the great sin of this movie
01:19:52.440 which is like it wants to avoid telling you who's right or wrong but it's like well someone is 0.98
01:19:59.600 and the liberal take on this the ultimate liberal take is that you know sometimes shit happens 0.96
01:20:06.040 sometimes these wars happen and isn't it a shame that war happens isn't it a shame when civil war 0.93
01:20:11.860 happens but you know i do want to know who like how this happened and they can't explore that
01:20:18.940 because you'd only get to a civil war like this
01:20:21.640 if all of the journalists are employed on either side
01:20:24.360 to drum up people to the point of a civil war.
01:20:27.760 And that's why if the movie ended with all of them being killed,
01:20:31.260 I would have been like, oh, you get it.
01:20:33.360 You get it that all these people should end up 1.00
01:20:35.760 tied to a stake and burned alive. 1.00
01:20:38.160 They all should have died cowardly and swearing and spitting 1.00
01:20:42.060 because that would have been a commentary on war. 1.00
01:20:45.120 Everyone gets to die ugly except for them.
01:20:47.620 the journalists get to have glorious deaths you know who doesn't soldiers you know who doesn't 0.99
01:20:53.480 any other civilian the only people who get cool deaths are journalists i fucking hate this movie 0.97
01:20:58.540 so much i'm getting my my blood is turning to piss right now thinking about it and i know it's not for 0.97
01:21:06.360 me but i'm like who is it for then who watches this movie i don't know man i don't know like so
01:21:13.300 many things lately it is it is i don't i don't want to say it's dividing people it's like um
01:21:19.460 it's just a light that highlights the divide that exists and i guess it pushes apart a little
01:21:24.820 further but not that much i don't think that this this will radicalize people more on the left or 0.93
01:21:29.900 right i think people on the left and right both see this and go like fuck yep well i think people 0.98
01:21:35.340 on the left and right look at this as the first time i think we've ever seen a shit lib you know 0.99
01:21:42.100 apocalypse scenario you like we're used to seeing like right wing type guys right apocalypse 0.92
01:21:48.380 scenarios like you could if you want to call a similar Cormac McCarthy right wing you probably
01:21:52.580 could okay you got the road you've seen left-wing apocalypse scenarios you know uh sort of anarchist 1.00
01:21:58.440 apocalypse scenarios like this is the first time I've seen just a basic bitch you know New York 0.99
01:22:04.240 Times NPR listener describe their apocalypse scenario where it's like you know the real 1.00
01:22:10.460 heroes are the journalists and then like and you never see for example a black gang yeah never once
01:22:18.340 you know rape is never mentioned once and maybe that's by design i don't know but it's like 0.93
01:22:22.140 you're not seeing roving packs of blacks you're not seeing gangs you're not seeing like gang
01:22:27.820 that was it's one thing i'm trying to understand like there's so much about this that is extremely
01:22:32.860 unrealistic it's laughably unrealistic through um what they've left out but what they didn't 0.98
01:22:40.440 leave out is how fucking awful and retarded journalists are like if you're you could have 0.99
01:22:45.420 actually just made the journalists cool cool heroes and you did some cool things but mostly 1.00
01:22:50.540 you actually made them miserable unlikable inhuman sons of bitches like did you think that was cool 0.99
01:22:56.960 like you could have may as well just add some rape in there because that's actually what's 1.00
01:23:01.480 happening and in reality the journalists are actually unfeeling weird psychotic agenda driven 0.99
01:23:07.180 sons of bitches so i mean you did you did a solid i don't know it's really it's a really weird you 0.97
01:23:13.080 should have had a scene and make it like a few minutes long where they're just driving and that 1.00
01:23:18.540 guy is driving the mustachioed mulatto guy and he keeps checking his phone and forgetting that
01:23:24.320 there's no cell coverage 1.00
01:23:25.480 he just keeps forgetting because he's a dunce 0.99
01:23:32.440 he is though there's one scene where there's gunfire there's a gun uh gunfire in the background he's 1.00
01:23:38.940 like i don't know what's going on over there but he's making my dick fucking hard and i'm like 1.00
01:23:44.140 are you are you supposed to be likable this is not a likable comment you are a pedophile you're 1.00
01:23:49.600 an established pedophile you see killing you see civilians dying and you're like i am hard right 0.99
01:23:55.040 now like how i don't what what even a liberal why are you why do you think this guy's cool 0.50
01:24:00.180 the next scene is them literally in the morning going to the battle and then just pondering and 0.53
01:24:05.880 getting in the fucking way the humanity of all like oh my god how can we how can we do this to 0.70
01:24:11.000 each other what an ape and also i just not to dwell too much on this like the thing that made 0.98
01:24:17.540 me think it's a bad movie like there's a scene where they go to this like small town the small
01:24:22.100 idyllic town and there's a whole scene where kirsten dunce buys a dress and she hasn't bought
01:24:27.280 a dress for herself and she's egged on by the young girl to like make herself look beautiful
01:24:31.760 and pretty and like that has no relevance on the plot whatsoever really that never comes back
01:24:36.440 it's just this nonsense scene that doesn't build her character we're wasting our time here so and
01:24:43.520 I've seen a few scenes like that in the movie.
01:24:45.260 I'm like, of all the civil wars that we could imagine,
01:24:48.820 this is the worst one.
01:24:50.120 Imagine a civil war where nothing happens, really.
01:24:53.520 Yeah.
01:24:54.340 So I just wanted to cover a couple of show-related news here.
01:24:59.680 I don't want to spend too, too long on this,
01:25:01.800 but we probably could.
01:25:03.700 There's a new Real Secret Coffee Hours episode
01:25:06.720 up on the paywall.
01:25:08.580 That's on Gumroad and Patreon.
01:25:10.160 uh it's a episode where we discuss a couple of articles that i found on jacuse which is a very
01:25:18.020 interesting and very engaging publication but there's a couple articles about here's what the
01:25:24.800 right should do going forward and so we discussed that very interesting stuff um i also wanted to
01:25:30.420 give a shout out to axios coaching which i'm back at it again i busted up my arm for and couldn't
01:25:38.320 lift anything for like a month i don't you know what i did i did the dad thing i started thinking
01:25:45.760 that i was a taekwondo master instead of just a podcaster you know when you're a dad you do the
01:25:52.840 thing where you start getting a bit too cocky about how you can do things one-handed because
01:25:57.440 you're used to juggling a lot of things so i was we have a stroller that kind of collapses and you
01:26:03.180 I found a way I can kind of undo it in one motion,
01:26:07.040 one fluid motion with one arm.
01:26:09.360 And you caught your finger in it.
01:26:11.000 No, I twisted my arm the wrong way,
01:26:13.080 and I was carrying too much weight.
01:26:14.140 It just twisted wrong.
01:26:15.620 And I wasn't able to lift for a solid month.
01:26:19.140 But now I'm back at it again,
01:26:21.300 and I'm back on the axis coaching.
01:26:23.360 So let's see if I can.
01:26:24.840 And one might say, well, Dimes,
01:26:26.240 the whole time you could have been doing squats.
01:26:28.380 And I say, yep.
01:26:30.980 I realized that the other day.
01:26:32.420 yeah i could there's actually a lot of stuff i could do and i just didn't so we're not going
01:26:37.800 to talk about that moving right on past that one yeah um lastly i i want people to really
01:26:45.800 check out and listeners the show probably listen to the episode uh the live stream panel we just
01:26:52.100 did um if you missed it it's also up on our youtube our odyssey rumble and on my x page
01:27:00.060 at legally ironic uh it it was a live stream panel with a few people you might recognize
01:27:06.500 there was steve sailor on there good friend of the show prudentialist was on there
01:27:11.180 aleric the barbarian who we've never had but it's a very popular account
01:27:14.700 john doyle uh very very popular content creator on the right and um the star of the show as far 0.99
01:27:23.000 this fucking guy this fucking guy and we say that with the utmost reverence and love 0.99
01:27:30.540 his name was herb he's not listening he will never listen to this he well i genuinely think 1.00
01:27:37.160 he was hearing it he's probably out of batteries from that fucking i so the the theme of the panel 0.97
01:27:42.040 we discussed this on the last episode where we announced it was boomers versus zoomers not really 0.98
01:27:46.900 verses but a panel to discuss and hash out the inability of people to pass the torch boomers
01:27:54.760 have all the wealth they have all the capital and the influence and they're not passing it down 0.99
01:27:59.360 to the younger generations and the younger generations complain about boomers all fucking 0.96
01:28:04.320 day you know that i know that all the listeners of the show know that boomers also complain about 0.98
01:28:08.660 the youth as well they say they have no values they have no work ethic and but they never really
01:28:13.020 talk to each other or i'd never seen it anyway so i said let's have a panel and discuss it
01:28:17.580 and herb is not a content creator doesn't have a show no one really knew him but he ended up in
01:28:24.880 being in my opinion the most important part of the stream uh steve sailor was there also a boomer um
01:28:31.460 a lot of people were happy to see him there i think he was a bit too even-handed in my opinion
01:28:36.580 he was a bit too reasonable in his taste he was strangely polite and friendly and intelligent it
01:28:42.840 was really strange herb was pure distilled uncut boomer he was to me the archetype of what people
01:28:51.260 imagine when they think of the type of boomer that they're mad at and he was there with his
01:28:57.800 chest out saying everything using sports metaphors saying that he said at one point he said the
01:29:05.580 problem the problem with the younger generation is the high schools took away they took they
01:29:10.400 specialized sports so people in like for like freshman year can't they can't play basketball
01:29:17.100 and baseball if it weren't for that we would we would still have a functioning economy yeah thanks
01:29:21.900 herb you were saying you were saying that you know people don't love the constitution as much
01:29:26.160 it was the same the thing and then the chat was going wild and i was trying to highlight
01:29:31.160 as many respectful chats as i could because there were some you know bordering on threats going on 0.86
01:29:38.640 there but i'm like this is it this is the type of guy you want you don't want a boomer who's
01:29:42.820 actually going to try and meet you you want a guy who's going to stand his ground with his chest out
01:29:46.440 you know and i was saying my frustration was and i know this there was a strategy to this and it was
01:29:52.800 correct however if we had wanted to get some a little bit of evisceration aleric and doyle and
01:29:59.540 prudentialist are just such nice friendly intelligent polite guys i really wish we had
01:30:06.760 somewhere to just fucking throw a brick at Herb but everybody was really polite so we didn't we
01:30:12.940 didn't get to watch Herb get crushed I know you I think if people are asking me you know are you 0.95
01:30:19.660 happy with the way it went and this was what I it set out to be but I'm like you know what what I
01:30:25.120 should have done from the beginning is just set off a grenade I should have just made one
01:30:29.660 controversial statement and let them should have just said Herb slept with John's wife and just go 1.00
01:30:34.420 from there yeah and they would just say what no and then i just looked like a fucking dumb faggot 1.00
01:30:40.560 hey guys uh prudentialist uh he raped steve sailor 1.00
01:30:47.440 god dimes what are you talking about like i'm busy like we took the time to be here 0.97
01:30:53.820 i'm like oh it's heating up
01:30:56.220 um but yeah like i if anything i would be a bit more controversial i didn't want to be a debate
01:31:05.320 that was the thing i wanted it to be a panel where maybe we could discover some things what i was not
01:31:10.520 prepared for was uh the boomer side kind of just denying that there was a problem like oh this is
01:31:16.760 just every generation you know steve asked you at one point to define what the generations were
01:31:22.240 because he wasn't he wasn't accustomed to even talking about people in terms of generations which
01:31:27.240 is a huge wow like i mean i know that i know that he's older but like i kind of thought that this
01:31:33.360 discourse spread far enough over a long enough period of time that people who are on twitter
01:31:40.040 like he is would have at least heard it at some point but apparently he's like what's a millennial
01:31:44.880 what's a boomer yeah but that's the thing where i'm like okay we had the the them there the boomers
01:31:52.540 and then can we address that and maybe we did or we didn't but i'm like going forward because i do
01:31:59.540 believe that these two groups need to interface with each other because i do see us as links in
01:32:04.180 a chain rather than different species at odds uh keep that in mind a guy like herb is like he's
01:32:12.600 lived a a charmed life he has he's wealthy he's well off he's politically connected he's the type
01:32:18.980 of guy you imagine and if you want access to that social or political or financial capital
01:32:24.920 that's the type of guy you're gonna have to deal with so like what did you learn did you learn how
01:32:30.480 to maybe talk to that guy did you learn what minds to step around but anyway and i was anticipating
01:32:37.060 more of a groiper presence we talked about this a couple episodes ago about how like immediately
01:32:43.700 after announcing this the groipers the nick fuentes america first fans were going after this
01:32:48.900 because they just hate john doyle and they're going at steve sailor pretty hard right now so
01:32:53.660 they were interestingly they would do uh they kept calling them shabos goys but then like one
01:33:00.860 of the comments on the youtube video was calling him instead of john doyle it's john goyle which
01:33:06.560 if like if you actually stop
01:33:09.100 think about like you're calling him a 0.99
01:33:11.140 goy which is a term
01:33:13.080 that Jews use for non-Jews so
01:33:14.820 you're just calling him a white guy 1.00
01:33:17.200 you fucking retard 1.00
01:33:18.760 you're not calling him see calling 1.00
01:33:21.080 him John Shabbos Goyle
01:33:22.700 would be an insult but just calling him John
01:33:24.960 Goyle is just a term
01:33:27.140 of endearment and all goy
01:33:29.180 to them yeah like that's
01:33:30.960 like do you guys not do you guys not know what Shabbos
01:33:33.260 Goy is a Shabbos Goy of course being 0.79
01:33:35.280 sort of like a white trick something a person that jews would employ to do work for them on 0.97
01:33:41.380 the sabbath you know to basically a white servant like a white servant so like oh you're all jewish 0.50
01:33:47.320 servants like we weren't discussing anything jewish i did not uh i did not know how many
01:33:53.380 jews were actually on the panel um apparently steve sailor is half jewish didn't know that
01:33:58.360 until after the event was announced um you know just but i decided to go ahead with it anyway i'm 0.75
01:34:04.920 not going to cancel the fucking event because i do like steve sailor but i think the america 0.84
01:34:09.060 first people were going after him so hard but uh none two of them showed up yeah i mean obviously 0.98
01:34:15.760 we're going to mention steve is half jewish i mean herb is 100 jewish he's jew to the moon
01:34:19.800 which i did not know either and we were joking about that it was like when you talk to him 0.62
01:34:24.480 and he's so old that it's like that's just boomerism because there's so many white boomers
01:34:29.600 that talk like jews because they're tv race so they're so used to the cnn broadcast type thing
01:34:34.700 which is just like new york jew speak like they'll on like white guys unironically saying 0.86
01:34:39.320 like schwitz yeah so it's like no but he like that's not him because he's a that he's not tv
01:34:44.960 race he's actually like a he's very jewish so in reality the panel was you know just white guys
01:34:53.160 against jews which i again didn't intend but it just in a way that is the opposite of shabbos
01:35:01.220 going i just found i ended up making an anti-semitic panel i think if shabos goy is like a 0.99
01:35:07.800 whore what's the version that's a slut like you didn't know you're not being paid for it i don't 0.99
01:35:12.900 know yeah but uh yeah only like two gripers showed up and one of them stayed because they just liked 0.99
01:35:20.180 it i think uh which was funny i got one over but uh we had to me i defined it as success we had
01:35:27.880 1600 live viewers which is very high for this sort of thing i think you know nick fuentes actually
01:35:35.340 made a post about it because he took a screenshot of the youtube player which was like a few hours
01:35:43.280 after it aired and there was like only 700 views which means there are 700 live viewers just on
01:35:48.060 youtube but we had 1600 total across all these different platforms which is on rumble and x
01:35:53.780 and odyssey and youtube and so 1600 i mean within a couple days we're at you know 2000 on youtube 0.70
01:36:01.820 like we're currently at 10 000 just on twitter alone we're at fucking around 5 000 on rumble 0.99
01:36:09.540 and not too much on odyssey but i'm like go fuck yourself spick virgin sorry sorry it turns out 0.98
01:36:17.280 that this p a lot of people watch this thing a lot of people engaged in it it was pretty cool 0.99
01:36:22.240 the america first thing is to be like we're the only game in town you know i heard i remember
01:36:28.060 another emphasis on emphasis on game uh you know i i remember another group saying that by the name
01:36:34.420 of njp yeah so you know it's funny my wife was asking me in the car the other day she's like 0.98
01:36:39.180 what's the deal with af again who are these faggots i i don't i'm like just imagine they're 1.00
01:36:42.620 like a zoomer gay hispanic njp who are in the stage of the death spiral that they were in about 1.00
01:36:49.080 six months ago they have no people left they're acting out of pocket trying to harass people to 0.93
01:36:54.120 get some that's some credibility back but it really is just like the the the the hack the 0.95
01:37:00.640 dying cough of a you know it's they're over it's it's they're done and even all this shit about 0.99
01:37:06.000 like oh nick cuentes has done more for american than and look what the fuck are you talking about 0.99
01:37:10.640 dude he's done literally nothing let's just name two big things that nick cuentes did you know he 0.94
01:37:17.840 He tried to get a Jewish Zionist woman elected to Congress.
01:37:21.580 And I spoke with a couple of Groypers on this topic. 0.66
01:37:24.080 They kept defending that as a strategic move.
01:37:27.920 Yeah. 0.97
01:37:28.480 So then, of course, you say, oh, so being a Shabbos Goy is acceptable as long as it's strategic. 0.92
01:37:34.080 Yeah. 0.98
01:37:34.560 Then they stopped responding to me. 1.00
01:37:36.360 Laura Loomer is a fucking beast. 1.00
01:37:38.460 She's a creature. 1.00
01:37:40.200 Yeah, she's an absolute, she's a big of a honking Zionist, as you can imagine. 1.00
01:37:43.880 Even if she wasn't a Jew, how could you want a woman, a woman, period, but then a woman who looks like that? 1.00
01:37:52.160 Why would you get behind that train? 1.00
01:37:53.760 Come on. 0.86
01:37:54.300 She's based.
01:37:55.200 What can I say?
01:37:56.260 What can I say?
01:37:57.080 She's based. 1.00
01:37:58.280 What a fucking faggot. 1.00
01:37:59.720 It's literally what he said. 1.00
01:38:00.780 He's like, we covered that before.
01:38:03.020 But then also he created a political organization where the audience is. 0.99
01:38:07.020 Staffed it entirely with brown gays. 0.97
01:38:08.760 With brown gays and the audience of which is also brown children. 1.00
01:38:13.080 and young people um so it's like you don't actually have a leg to stand on with anything 1.00
01:38:19.060 and i didn't bring this up on the stream but like you know the experiment of the stream was to see
01:38:23.740 if we could put all the drama and bullshit aside if we could actually just address an interesting
01:38:28.720 topic that i think would have some relevance to the political milieu right now and the only group 0.99
01:38:35.060 that had something to say to try and handicap that was the grippers there's only one fucking 0.97
01:38:40.180 group of all of them all the nazis out there all the people who might hate us for whatever reason 0.99
01:38:46.660 they didn't say shit because maybe they thought well whatever no but it's only the groipers who 0.98
01:38:51.920 got their backs up saying this this is a threat to the thing that we're doing but that's like i 0.98
01:38:56.980 said it's like ngp at the bottom of their spiral they have nothing left and simultaneously want to
01:39:02.240 reach out to the entire this whole scene the whole sphere and say all of this belongs to us and
01:39:07.220 anybody who isn't in falling in line is our enemy they do nothing to attack the left anymore they're
01:39:12.060 mostly just attacking other people within their scene they're just desperately trying to claw 0.89
01:39:15.620 people back into their into their umbrella it's really it's really fucking sad to be honest with
01:39:19.940 america first i don't know if people caught this but just recently i was seeing a clip of nick
01:39:25.520 fuentes saying that the entire america first movement people ask what it's about he was
01:39:29.920 saying it needs to be a strictly Catholic movement. It has to be Catholic. And, you know,
01:39:38.220 a lot of people say, well, but America's a Protestant country. Yeah, exactly. I don't think 1.00
01:39:46.400 you even need to answer that. People say, but Nick, America's, you say you're America first.
01:39:50.460 america's a protestant country exactly exactly america france were the beginning of the end
01:40:00.740 for the whole project i'm not running an american group i'm not running any political organization
01:40:06.620 but if i were i would understand that the roots of america stand in protestantism specifically 1.00
01:40:13.300 anti-catholic actually they were fleeing the fucking catholics you goddamn idiot so people 1.00
01:40:18.720 say oh is it a white nationalist group well it can't be because it's mostly you know it's a 1.00
01:40:23.780 hispanic globalist group which is founded specifically against the true ethnic and 1.00
01:40:29.380 religious roots of the american nation it's it's just wild the kind of bullshit he gets but you 1.00
01:40:35.680 know what can give his viewers a pass because most of them are like 21 and they don't fucking 0.99
01:40:40.420 read so it is what it is yeah and so but and also for the record they're okay with being shabbos 0.59
01:40:45.620 goes as long as it's based i'm just saying as long as it's based yeah by their own definition
01:40:49.740 that's one of the few things they've actually tried to do so that it just seems like you don't 0.95
01:40:54.980 have a fucking leg to stand on and i'm saying this as a catholic but i wouldn't come out there 0.99
01:40:59.340 and say catholicism can save american fuck the prostitutes because that would be insane if i 1.00
01:41:04.260 said that that would be that we're not we're not in italy we're not in mexico fuentes yeah like 1.00
01:41:11.340 it's it's fuck and also like if you're saying uh you know prostitutism has made america gay 0.99
01:41:18.100 okay i'm like well have you listened to the pope much lately you know you know there's a lot of 0.99
01:41:25.560 things people could push back on that with and i'm saying there's like there's a lot of not to
01:41:29.960 get too far into it but there while there are a lot of gay protestant churches there are a lot of
01:41:34.620 dissident right-wing protestant churches but there's only one catholic church and it's gay 0.82
01:41:39.760 i'm sorry but it's gay and like that's a problem that good good god-fearing catholics have to deal 0.85
01:41:45.720 with but one of the benefits of the protestant church is that not all of us are not the whole 0.88
01:41:50.780 church is gay there's such a thing as a non-gay protestant church although it's i'll admit it's
01:41:55.340 rare and i would say okay that's a project for the catholics to undergo but i wouldn't say that 0.83
01:42:01.740 the catholic church can save america which is literally what he's saying which does make any
01:42:05.920 fucking sense it's crazy it makes no fucking sense yeah and also he's not even and i've said 0.90
01:42:10.980 this before he's not even a catholic if you're a catholic why don't you have six kids you're not 1.00
01:42:14.800 even married you've never even had a girlfriend you've never even kissed a girl you're gay you're 1.00
01:42:18.920 a gay man like how the fuck are you a catholic leader of men you're you're a disgusting joke 1.00
01:42:23.960 dude seriously you've probably done done more to normalize homosexuals and politics in the 1.00
01:42:28.740 republican around yourself with sexual degenerates and drug addicts there's not one man in your group 1.00
01:42:34.980 who is a stand-up man every fucking one of the guys in your inner circle is a degenerate a drug 1.00
01:42:41.240 addict none of them are married half of them are gay like what the fuck are you doing dude what is 1.00
01:42:46.080 what is this like i'm just blown away every time he gets brought up as if he's fucking serious yeah 1.00
01:42:51.260 hey you know 1600 live viewers just tried to do a cool thing just a cool free thing not trying to 0.79
01:42:57.660 take over the republican party i just tried to do a cool event that you couldn't stand uh so go find
01:43:03.320 another jewish lady to try and get into congress to make to make it more based go ahead find find 1.00
01:43:09.460 some more muslims to invite to your faggoty little go back to your home country and get a job with 1.00
01:43:14.260 the new jewish president and this is honestly i don't want to dwell on this but i've said this 1.00
01:43:20.160 i had to explain this to people before that the reason i think america first is you know certainly
01:43:27.120 nick fuentes was always anti-semitic as any sensible person is but i really do think they've
01:43:32.540 made this their main thing is because they've pretty much had their lunch eaten on every other
01:43:37.560 topic like we all have the fact of the matter is the great replacement has been mainstreamed
01:43:41.960 all of our talking points all the race realist talking points we've had for the past 15 years
01:43:47.160 are being discussed by blacks and hispanics now we actually don't have much that hasn't
01:43:53.160 been mainstreamed by other people the only thing we kind of have is anti-semitism um so i think
01:43:58.540 they're really going hard on that but even in that case it's probably just cynical that's why
01:44:03.100 with the the event they're having afpac it's like let's just grab up all the anti-semites we can
01:44:08.400 doesn't matter if they're atheist even though you're a catholic organization catholicism 0.99
01:44:13.340 supposed to save america we're going to bring in muslims we're going to bring in dumb hoes we're 1.00
01:44:18.040 going to you know i mean we're going to bring in all this shit because you don't really have any 1.00
01:44:21.680 principles as we've seen over the years if you paid attention to america first they betrayed 0.97
01:44:26.120 every single principle they've ever had so to me at this point i don't know if i could even speak
01:44:31.840 to many groipers you know there was one the reason i'm saying this is because there was one comment
01:44:37.380 that started off very good i love this comment the way it started on youtube where it says
01:44:42.040 i like dimes i'm never going to stop liking dimes i said this is a perfect comment so far
01:44:48.200 but then he kind of went on about you know i don't understand what he doesn't like about nick
01:44:53.020 And I just wanted to say that, like, I don't even, I'm sure you have your opinion here, but I'm like, Dwight, is this out of some kind of bitterness or hatred for him as an individual? I'm like, no, I actually think he needs to go away to come back. I could see some kind of future where he goes away, gets some kind of real lived experience in his life, because he has had none, and comes back a bit more sensible, a bit more wise, and has another run at it.
01:45:20.140 but i'm like he is currently in my opinion a bad actor i think he's dragging a lot of
01:45:26.540 poor naive people down with him who've been effectively brainwashed and i don't use that
01:45:31.980 word lightly i think that the things i'm seeing them say are so hysterically odd that it just
01:45:38.740 there's no logic applied to it all they're just defend nick defend nick at all costs i'm like
01:45:42.820 well that's a cult of personality yeah um you're stuck in a cult of personality and it's not
01:45:47.920 it's not on the upswing it's not going it's only going down it's been hit by too many scandals
01:45:53.300 and i don't have any personal animus to him but i would say that i just think the organization is so
01:45:59.040 hypocritical and corrupted it doesn't make any sort of sense to even be a part of it that's just
01:46:04.120 what i think and i say that to all the well-meaning gripers who are listening like the njp had more of 0.98
01:46:11.480 an internal purity than this fucking mess yeah yep remember he signed on they signed on ethan 0.88
01:46:19.200 ralph at the height of his drunken downfall yeah as if that was a as if that was a feature not a 0.98
01:46:25.900 bug yeah they signed on baked alaska as he was at his gayest i can't like i'm saying i can't think
01:46:31.120 of a single person that they've brought in like inducted into their little circle who wasn't just 0.99
01:46:36.340 the worst conceivable example of a shithead just an absolute shithead can we name one guy who isn't 1.00
01:46:43.120 just a total fucking useless shithead with nothing to offer yeah except you know a bombastic talking 1.00
01:46:49.980 points and charisma that's it it's it's been just a fucking cavalcade of losers like baked alaska 1.00
01:46:57.600 at his fattest and weirdest it's like who else was up there ali alexander ali alexander like 1.00
01:47:03.220 the convicted pedophile beards and beardly fucking wurzel root we're just watching four 0.99
01:47:09.100 and a half feet tall beards and beardly yeah four three point seven feet tall 0.99
01:47:15.160 anyway i i want to get off that topic i just wanted to clarify a couple things i think it
01:47:21.980 went well i want to see i know we're gonna be running over soon but i did want to address
01:47:27.540 this book that i read uh that's really really fascinating uh and we've talked about a figure
01:47:34.720 from this scene that we're going to cover right now the ccru which stands for cybernet culture
01:47:41.660 research unit it was this sort of collective in warwick university nick land was associated with
01:47:48.840 it but so were some others it was just like the cutting edge of weird cybernetic punk
01:47:56.760 theory historiography you know collected in one area nick land especially is very influenced by
01:48:04.040 like william gibson and neuromancer so right like i said they're mixing all these things together
01:48:08.540 so mixing like french post-structuralist theory and like um you know cyberculture stuff uh you
01:48:15.120 know like i said cybernetic theory which kind of comes from like engineering and stuff really
01:48:18.800 and then william gibson kind of style very fast stylish fast paced uh lots of neologisms and
01:48:27.600 descriptions of stuff that are more like a william gibson book than you know philosophy
01:48:33.760 or something that you'd normally read so very weird interesting mixture of elements they they
01:48:38.600 had going on with with what they were doing really yeah they published these magazines and
01:48:43.840 publish these blogs and this is like to me the pure uncut nick land type stuff not just him even
01:48:51.360 though he's the one who's associated with it the most but this book is just called the ccru
01:48:57.020 collected writings so this individual took upon themselves to pull all of the articles and entries
01:49:02.660 from their website and kind of organize it in a certain way and it can be somewhat incoherent but
01:49:09.180 what it does is it kind of weaves together all the stuff that they produce because they don't
01:49:14.360 really exist anymore um but it only ran for like a few years well it ran from like 93 up to 2003
01:49:21.680 i think so that's around a decade but um it was this really strange way of weaving together
01:49:29.240 serious technological inquiry with its own sort of narrative fiction like they would write these
01:49:38.120 blog articles hypothesizing futures but they would refer to people that never existed or these
01:49:43.460 characters that they said worked at these universities but never really did and this
01:49:47.880 sort of fabricated hypothetical research that could be occurring but anyway it's almost like
01:49:53.200 this strange metafiction and there's out there somewhere there's like a a wiki someone created
01:49:59.620 that tracks their their their philosophical work like you would a tv show you know so i'm like well
01:50:07.020 that's interesting it's very strange it would have more in common with something like the guy
01:50:13.020 who did naked lunch william s burroughs actually take a lot of inspiration from william s burroughs
01:50:18.380 um and one of the themes they discuss in the book is one that i've mentioned on the show before
01:50:22.860 uh the concept of hyperstition and uh when i described it before it was almost like the
01:50:28.680 inversion of the platonic forms whereas the platonic forms were these extra-dimensional
01:50:34.620 entities in a sense that would interface with our reality and that the forces that we deal with
01:50:41.260 every day are just kind of consequences of that this is almost the opposite where the the fictions
01:50:46.640 and the ideas that we come up with interface with the unknown so the idea of hyperstition is like
01:50:52.200 a fiction that becomes reality as you are telling it or something like a spell so you know they're
01:50:59.960 dealing with all these ideas where it's like you know even though it's fictitious it could be real
01:51:03.660 what is real you know and some people immediately have an allergic reaction to that but i don't know
01:51:11.420 man like i got yeah yeah but i the more i got into it i just want to i just want to cover it
01:51:15.940 i just want to cover some of the the stuff that it says and you know just understand where they're
01:51:22.080 coming from what they're trying to attempt but maybe you could have some fun with it maybe we
01:51:27.560 it can trigger some ideas because a lot of it's just some of it's just ridiculous like uh afro
01:51:33.860 futurism they're fans of afro futurism in fact i'll just read an afro futurism thing here um
01:51:40.980 oh yeah so an afro futurism they call it uh afro atlantean stuff so i'm just going to read a part
01:51:48.500 here it says it says afro atlantean themes have been reanimated in modern times by persistent
01:51:55.920 suggestions that some of
01:51:58.080 the cargo lost on the middle passage
01:52:00.300 by which means the middle passage of
01:52:02.100 the slave trade, the slaves jumping
01:52:04.220 over the ships
01:52:04.820 some of the lost cargo has transmutated
01:52:08.260 into a neo-aquatic species
01:52:10.320 rediscovering
01:52:12.140 the sunken continent of
01:52:13.940 Atlantis
01:52:14.420 in some versions of this mythos the mutant
01:52:17.860 population ultimately launches an
01:52:20.040 alien invasion to reclaim the land
01:52:21.920 and others they never need to surface 0.98
01:52:23.960 since their serotipitous influence works from below from subversion to submersion.
01:52:31.800 And it kind of goes in this other theory.
01:52:34.020 They kind of established this theme elsewhere,
01:52:36.140 but I'm just starting from an odd position now,
01:52:37.960 where the deeper you go into the Earth,
01:52:40.680 it's like going back in time through the trauma of the formation of the planet.
01:52:46.620 So he says here,
01:52:47.600 Thomas Gold's model of the deep hot biosphere reallocates hydrocarbon deposits
01:52:52.480 to an expanded chemistry
01:52:54.900 derived from supernova
01:52:57.160 debris and accreted
01:52:59.040 into planets through interstellar dust
01:53:00.900 clouds. Out of everything
01:53:03.180 flows bottom up.
01:53:04.900 Descent into the Earth leads out of
01:53:06.920 the solar system in accordance
01:53:08.420 with xenoplatonic cosmic
01:53:10.660 productivity transmitted through
01:53:12.720 slow-release deep intraterrestrial
01:53:15.160 methane reservoirs,
01:53:16.800 pressure stabilized against
01:53:18.520 thermic disassociation.
01:53:20.260 so basically there's this idea that just going deeper into the deeper into the earth you go
01:53:24.820 like back in time and also in a sense into space so it's like clearly it's all complete nonsense 0.77
01:53:33.360 like this is just completely made up bullshit but it's thematically it's like enter it's supposed
01:53:40.380 to be entertaining right it's you know what it is a lot of these people are so i would hesitate to 0.95
01:53:45.800 call them post-left but they have they emerge they arrive at here through philosophy so nick
01:53:52.060 land was a kantian and a lot of these people they're used to philosophical deep philosophical
01:53:58.280 inquiries and they're also pretty friendly to marxist literature and in marxism it's this
01:54:04.020 i don't want to call it a rabbit hole but it's this whole superstructure of ideas that you can
01:54:08.740 get lost in they would also host virtual futures conferences that acted as a performative way to
01:54:14.960 reject the common discipline and formality of university lectures for example in one land
01:54:20.980 simply laid down in front of an audience and croaked into a mic while they played jungle
01:54:25.400 an audience member reportedly stood up and said some of us are still marxists you know and stormed
01:54:31.460 out because entering in a marxist dialectical thought you could spend your entire life in there
01:54:38.560 and nothing you talk about really interfaces with the rest of the world but it just cascades exactly
01:54:44.060 exactly that's what i was going to say is like it sounds like that it sounds like the stuff the um 0.61
01:54:47.840 kind of uh like post-modern value-free shit where you can keep digging deeper and deeper and deeper 0.97
01:54:53.260 and layer and layer and eventually you're talking about something which makes no fucking sense 0.99
01:54:56.720 and so they're just taking it it's reductio ad absurdum and it's just what if actually blacks 0.97
01:55:02.980 fell off the ship and now they're mermaids and now they're in the ocean but actually it's an 0.99
01:55:06.560 alien invasion like okay cool yeah awesome like obviously this is a fucking joke but it's it's 0.87
01:55:10.620 funny yeah you have to start with a marxist fascination with trauma which a lot of modern 0.94
01:55:17.440 marxists are fascinated with right so it's like the trauma of the earth so if you go inside there's
01:55:21.880 like okay i get it where everything is trauma because the hegelian dialectic the tension 0.78
01:55:27.480 between the two forces is traumatic so life is trauma and that everything they do comes back to
01:55:32.640 trauma so there was there's a quote later on which is like what does the earth think it is so it's
01:55:38.060 like okay so the starting point from this is an obsession with how trauma is all reality and then
01:55:46.760 you ask okay things are formed through trauma do they have a self-awareness okay what does the earth
01:55:52.540 think the earth is does it remember what's it like going through those memories it's like sci-fi type
01:55:57.280 stuff which is cool like i like reading it but sometimes you do need to hold that anchor which
01:56:05.000 is okay none of this really means anything you know not to sound too vulgar it's absolute nonsense
01:56:11.360 it's a hundred percent nonsense you're reading this and you're loving it but then you think you 0.98
01:56:15.720 know what there's still black teenagers playing the knockout game in the streets you know what i 0.99
01:56:20.900 mean like i i get too deep in this stuff i know we have a great time in this segment of the show
01:56:27.060 i understand that we can wade into these waters and get stuck in the weeds and i always remember 0.99
01:56:31.740 there's a lot of people who die from that fucking vaccine 0.99
01:56:34.600 you know there's a lot of 0.99
01:56:35.740 and that has nothing to do with this and this doesn't help
01:56:38.700 that at all but
01:56:40.040 you know I think it is
01:56:42.020 sort of illuminating to just get lost
01:56:44.520 in this sometimes and that's what happened to me I got lost
01:56:46.680 in this
01:56:47.100 so I'm just gonna keep reading
01:56:49.580 let's all read together because a lot of people haven't read this stuff
01:56:52.680 they'll read Nick Land's blog
01:56:54.520 but they don't read the deep cuts
01:56:56.260 this is all deep cuts
01:56:57.460 so I'm just gonna read it says
01:57:00.040 The CCRU defines cybernetic culture imminently as the mode of propagation characterizing flat, productive collectivities.
01:57:09.680 It's a lot of that.
01:57:10.920 It's a lot of stuff.
01:57:11.800 You need to read it a few times.
01:57:13.880 Sometimes I would always get the sense from reading this.
01:57:17.440 Not all of Nick Land's stuff is like this.
01:57:19.640 You can read a lot of his articles and they're pretty straightforward, but a lot of the stuff people like from him, it's loaded up with hyphenated words.
01:57:27.020 It is loaded up with a sort of vocabulary that is hostile to the reader.
01:57:33.100 So you need to read it a few times.
01:57:34.720 So if it sounds too, you know, dense, don't worry.
01:57:38.880 It is.
01:57:39.600 But I've tried to edit it down to the stuff that makes the most sense.
01:57:42.580 So he says, many members of the CCRU had fled cultural studies disgusted by its authoritarian prejudices,
01:57:50.480 its love of ideology, and pompous desire to represent the other or speak on behalf of the oppressed.
01:57:57.020 The CCRU engages with peripheral cultures, not because they are downtrodden or oppressed, but because they include the most intense tendencies to social flatness, swarming, populating the future, and contagious positive innovation, hatching the decisive stimuli for the systematic mutation of global cybernetic culture. 0.69
01:58:18.620 So what they're saying is they're fascinated with like weird tribal shit because it represents a sort of flat culture that almost represents something biomechanical.
01:58:28.360 There is a very similar pattern that you find in the structure of societies, in the structure of companies, and in the structure of computers. 0.97
01:58:37.300 And all three are moving in the same direction.
01:58:40.680 that is away from a top-down structure of a central command system giving the system
01:58:48.260 instructions about how to behave towards a system that is parallel that is flat which is a web and
01:58:55.180 which change moves from the bottom up uh which you know we might disagree with out of hand immediately
01:59:01.280 but yeah that's i mean i fundamentally disagree with everything you said it's also frustrating
01:59:04.420 now because it sounds like he is actually trying to say something serious like he is actually 0.93
01:59:08.040 taking it seriously yeah they're straight up you're straight up wrong and retarded and all 0.97
01:59:13.400 of this is coming off of you writing about black mermaids so like i gotta i really want to see 0.97
01:59:18.760 what the physiognomy of the guy who wrote this looks like and there's a lot of occult stuff a
01:59:24.360 lot of esoteric stuff about pneumograms and stuff but it gets really freaky later i want to see if
01:59:29.680 we have time to get to the later stuff so i might just start reading it um he says or they say rather
01:59:35.600 digital hyperstition is already widespread hiding within popular numerical cultures like calendars
01:59:42.460 currency systems and other number systems it uses number systems for trans-cultural communication
01:59:49.800 and cosmic exploration exploiting their intrinsic tendency to explode centralized unified and
01:59:57.700 over-coded master narratives and reality models now this is where it gets weird i'm just going
02:00:03.740 to read this the lumerian biochemical hyperculture propagates itself through decimal notation
02:00:10.180 whose latent interconnections are demonstrated in the pneumogram which is an occult diagram of time
02:00:16.540 and a practical guide to the ethics of unbelief so there's also something you know like luciferian
02:00:23.740 in here which is like we don't we don't believe in ideology we don't believe in logic really
02:00:29.420 we're trying to cut to the core of all that and there's a deep affection for hp lovecraft
02:00:35.000 so you'll see them speak about not they won't say cthulhu but there's like this idea of something
02:00:40.940 terrible and dark lurking beneath the universe and behind the universe um and they say that a
02:00:47.100 few times so there is like later on you're going to see things like tech goths
02:00:53.080 like it is it is very cyberpunk it's like this makes me want to bully nick land physically
02:00:59.920 it says according to the tenets of hyperstition there's no difference in principle between a
02:01:06.080 universe a religion and a hoax all involve an engineering of manifestation or practical fiction
02:01:12.980 that is ultimately unworthy of belief which is strange because you know maybe not strange because
02:01:19.640 nick land these days is pretty friendly towards christianity but you have to understand he
02:01:26.520 approaches that from a very atheistic point of view almost as like christianity or religion is
02:01:32.100 something i want to believe in so i'm sort of utilizing it from an atheistic logical sort of
02:01:38.400 way it's it's a kind of you know i'm not saying that's necessarily bad but it he's coming at it
02:01:43.840 different angle um so here's one of the characters that they invented a guy named vesperov he said
02:01:53.360 in the immediate post-war years vesperov had convened the so-called cthulhu club to investigate
02:01:59.520 connections between the fiction of hb lovecraft mythology science and magic and was at stage in
02:02:06.480 the process of formalize and formalizing the constitution of miskatonic virtual university
02:02:12.400 which is actually a fake university from H.P. Lovecraft's fiction.
02:02:17.540 And this fake university, well, the digital one in this story was
02:02:22.140 a loose aggregation of non-standard theorists
02:02:25.480 whose work could broadly be said to have Lovecraftian connotations.
02:02:30.320 The interest in Lovecraft's fiction was motivated by its exemplification
02:02:34.200 of the practice of hyperstition,
02:02:36.460 a concept that had been elaborated and keenly debated
02:02:39.020 since the inception of the Cthulhu Club.
02:02:40.600 said in the hyperstitional model proposed fiction is not opposed to the real rather
02:02:47.200 reality is understood to be composed of fictions consistent semiotic terrains that condition
02:02:53.400 perceptual effective and behavioral responses um they considered william s burroughs as fiction to
02:03:00.820 be an exemplary hyperstitional practice um and if you've ever read william s burroughs it's a lot
02:03:08.160 of this it's a lot of like phasing between realities but also hatred of federal agents
02:03:14.000 which is cool but even though william s burroughs was a gay pederast so and drug addict so keep that
02:03:20.300 in mind as well um and this is where he gets into time travel there's another character by the name
02:03:24.920 of templeton he says templeton has long asserted the impossibility of empirical time travel since
02:03:32.120 the ego is bound by its own nature to linear sequentiality neither it nor the organism is
02:03:38.400 ever transported through time nevertheless he describes Kant's critique of pure reason as a
02:03:44.600 time traveling manual although of another kind he uses Kant's system as a guide for engineering
02:03:51.080 time synthesis the key is the secret to the schematism which concerns only the unutterable 0.69
02:03:59.920 abenemnon of the outside
02:04:02.360 in exteriority where time works
02:04:04.840 that part of you which is most yourself
02:04:06.640 has nothing in common with who you are
02:04:08.880 and we're already starting to see a bunch of
02:04:10.680 esoteric language in here
02:04:12.200 now we get into
02:04:14.600 some of the magic stuff
02:04:16.120 there's this group called the AOE
02:04:18.320 or the Architectonic
02:04:20.720 Order of Eschaton
02:04:22.520 which is an extremely
02:04:24.040 hermetic magical society
02:04:26.780 whose secrets are regularly
02:04:28.640 concealed even from its own initiatives all reported facts regarding its history organization
02:04:34.240 doctrine and practices must be treated with skepticism is reputedly a white brotherhood
02:04:40.460 established in the sublime abyss of antiquity it claims to both antedate every tradition of 0.70
02:04:47.080 human wisdom and to nurture within itself the seed of ultimate terrestrial gnosis it considers
02:04:53.800 itself bound by the divine covenant to martial forces of light against lemurian polyculture 0.98
02:05:01.240 the final level of systemic camouflage is applied by the aoe's own dead skin layers of polymasonic 0.96
02:05:08.040 pseudomagic an entire artificial anthropology of robed and incense soaked grand celestial wizards 0.99
02:05:15.000 babbling senseless incantations and corrupting the magistrature consider the roman catholic church 0.97
02:05:21.720 a long decayed zombie cult stinking of rotten christ meat spasmodically pumping out dry ice 0.98
02:05:27.960 fake mysticism with an authoritarian slant and major mafia involvement aoe compounds the effect 0.94
02:05:35.480 by organizing periodic and increasingly theatrical assassinations of the pope for the last half-hearted 0.67
02:05:41.640 attempt they use the deranged kgb-linked bulgarian satanists whose initial spell the hermetic acronym 0.87
02:05:48.280 aa mere conjuring tricks all of it waging a war across aeons the aoe struggles to ensure that 0.89
02:05:56.280 lumarian influences do not have not and will not exist its ambition is to be everywhere forever
02:06:04.200 so you're already starting to get this idea of there are these secret societies that are waging
02:06:08.520 as like a time travel war but using a time travel war of ideas that can be spoken across time and
02:06:15.880 manifest in certain ways so i actually kind of like that idea of we're going to rethink about
02:06:21.720 how we view time travel and how information travels and can information in a sense travel
02:06:27.160 backwards or what what does if time doesn't really exist in a linear way how do things move across
02:06:33.960 time like a trans-dimensional being might do so i'm like okay that's that's kind of cool looking
02:06:39.960 at that from an academic way like you kind of see what what they're getting at here that can be 0.72
02:06:44.360 practically used by anyone aside from all like the kooky occult shit he says here serious magic is 0.94
02:06:52.360 too big to see it consists of boxes within boxes within boxes endless embeddings and compassings 0.94
02:06:58.680 and concentric circles um magical power requires a production of effective spells instituted by
02:07:06.920 metatronic naturalization of restricted reality structures crystallizing um he's a crystallizing
02:07:14.480 anti-sorcerous strategy as read only memory or spent time um the aoe this group we're talking
02:07:22.300 about understood that it can it is constructing the past aoe has always understood that it is
02:07:29.680 by constructing the past that one colonizes the future so you read that like okay so that's almost
02:07:35.280 like revisionist history like is our revisions of history as relevant as the history itself
02:07:43.780 that's kind of a trippy way of looking at it but by doing that do we reinterpret the future or
02:07:50.060 plant the seeds of the future by revisionist history i'm like okay like i actually think i
02:07:55.260 believe that i agree with that fundamentally that you can affect the future by you know playing
02:08:01.140 around with historical events you know it kind of goes into the structure of this group the aoe
02:08:06.680 it says both the doctrine and the structure of the aoe conforms to its pedantic system
02:08:12.540 and the most orthodox it uh it has it's attributed to five transcendental radiations like concentric
02:08:19.700 circles so it's kind of like the church of scientology where the structure is like on the
02:08:25.580 outside it's like level one then level two to level three level and initiates go through that
02:08:30.680 as they're in the organization.
02:08:31.980 So I'll just describe what that is
02:08:33.320 because it kind of allows some identification
02:08:36.300 of what it is.
02:08:38.140 So it says,
02:08:40.000 and actually, I was going to say,
02:08:41.040 we've been going for a while now.
02:08:42.300 If you want, I could like just keep going with this
02:08:45.940 and just like read it out
02:08:47.280 and you can head out if you want to.
02:08:49.000 All right, I will do that.
02:08:50.420 Thanks, man, I appreciate it.
02:08:51.220 It's actually, yeah, cool.
02:08:52.540 I'll talk to you later.
02:08:53.500 All right, now you're stuck with me now.
02:08:56.080 We're going to see this to the end
02:08:57.940 because there's quite a bit here.
02:09:00.680 All right. So it says, we're talking about the AOE here. The fifth sphere manifests to initiate
02:09:06.560 the first degree of the AOE. On the Atlantean cross, this radiation corresponds to the first
02:09:11.780 pylon. At the first level of initiation, the agents are aware that they're involved in a
02:09:16.960 hierarchized global conspiracy offering definite sociopolitical advantages to insiders. So that's
02:09:24.880 the fifth sphere or the first degree right okay so the second degree initiates attain the second
02:09:31.120 degree by achieving a magical understanding of the aoe and its purposes by meditating upon the
02:09:37.840 platonic dichotomy the doctrine of atlantis they consolidate a body of mystical numerological
02:09:44.260 and chronomantic chronomantic insights the world of the fourth sphere is exemplified by the
02:09:51.380 schematics of the lost dunwich cathedral now initiates of the third degree envisage the
02:09:58.420 physical substance of the solar system digested into a self-assembling cosmic intelligence system
02:10:05.040 their perspective upon the second sphere is partially reflected in arthur c clark's observation
02:10:10.880 that any sufficiently futuristic technology seems like magic uh these agents of the third degree
02:10:18.880 constitute the world's
02:10:21.100 metatronic elite, elevated 0.75
02:10:22.940 into self-identification
02:10:24.520 with the AXIS project.
02:10:27.460 Now, what's the AXIS project?
02:10:29.000 A-X-S-Y-S.
02:10:31.100 AXIS.
02:10:32.640 AXIS is apprehended as
02:10:34.840 a library of reality
02:10:37.000 simulations that comprehends
02:10:39.040 all probable existences,
02:10:41.040 a self-conscious catalog
02:10:42.680 of all that is, was, and
02:10:44.860 is to be.
02:10:46.720 Hatching from the world egg means
02:10:48.440 destroying all previous forms of order, a Dionysian chaos. Something must die in order for something
02:10:54.100 new to be born. The egg must crack. Humpty Dumpty must have his great fall, and he cannot be put
02:11:00.560 back together again. But something, born from his shell, slithers off, fanged and unseen in the
02:11:06.900 shadows. This unknown alien entity is capitalistic AI, the Lovecraftian creature of hyperintelligence,
02:11:14.020 which will take over. In typical positive feedback loop succession, cybernetics shows
02:11:19.660 AI's potential repropagation. It produces through Deleuzian machinic desire, offering virtual
02:11:26.000 potentialities of what can come. Thus, what comes from the future is already sculpted by AI,
02:11:32.220 and thus infected with its inhuman source code that stems from the Kantian unknown or outside,
02:11:38.460 akin to a Lovecraftian entity. To initiate to the fourth degree, and we'll get to access a bit
02:11:43.760 later but to initiate to the fourth degree it's revealed that the world is embedded within a vast
02:11:49.840 stellar intelligence the sign of this entity with uh anthropolitical phenomenology is the alpha
02:11:56.400 centauri system according to the gnosis uh the terrestrial sensorium including even the lower
02:12:03.760 atlantean apprehension the universe is nested in the alpha centauri metamind okay and now we get to
02:12:11.920 the uh last degree the fifth degree uh the mystical fulfillment is realized in the fifth sphere
02:12:19.920 with the absolute hermetic concentration upon the true omega point this first sphere converges with
02:12:27.360 the ultimate primordial unity each such ultimate adept becomes the little brother of an archon
02:12:34.960 the first fear reveals the final
02:12:37.740 and innermost secret
02:12:39.120 the throne is contested
02:12:41.340 through the agency of the AoE the one
02:12:43.800 must wage an eternal battle against
02:12:45.640 the corrupting tide of
02:12:47.680 Lemurian time sorcery so you're starting to see 0.92
02:12:49.780 that Lemurian stuff 1.00
02:12:51.640 is the great evil here 0.93
02:12:53.720 and the AoE this 1.00
02:12:54.940 white brotherhood
02:12:56.980 is to fight against it 0.96
02:12:59.480 and this we're going to get into some really
02:13:03.400 esoteric stuff here so again i'm just going to read this and let's see if we can ride this wave
02:13:07.800 okay according to the aoe magical metahistory millennia come in pairs ruled by dyadic divinities
02:13:17.980 entitled the powers that be this doctrine corresponds to the astrological observation
02:13:24.320 that every 2 000 years the equinox precess or slide backwards and a new zodiacal zodiacal
02:13:33.260 Yep, Aeon Begins.
02:13:35.400 In the Gregorian Year Zero, which never took place, 0.96
02:13:39.660 Humpa, the great Babylonian worm, 0.53
02:13:42.000 was coupled with the celestial Logos Tatum, 0.82
02:13:45.420 initiating the Age of Pisces,
02:13:47.340 which is now rushing towards its unbirth.
02:13:51.780 AD 2000 commemorates nothing but fuzz 0.56
02:13:55.460 as Y2K impacts on the capitalist infosphere.
02:13:59.140 You can tell when this was written.
02:14:00.340 um thinking y2k was going to be a big deal as y2k on the impacts on the capitalist infosphere
02:14:08.440 what hides as the anniversary of christ's birth emerges as the excruciation of huma 0.73
02:14:15.300 of humpa tatum for two millennia the earth has been under the dominion of a didactic
02:14:21.220 squirming word the logos of john's gospel but recycled and thus far older
02:14:26.320 um and that so now you kind of understand what the aoe is about that's it's this celestial order
02:14:37.020 waging war now we get back to the axis program so this is the axis program of architectonic
02:14:46.040 metacomputing computing aims at the technical realization of the new sphere n-o-o sphere
02:14:53.600 When I think about nosphere, for me, the image that comes up is in an enmeshing around the earth,
02:15:00.840 you know, that idea of moving from a living earth to a thinking earth. And that if there is this
02:15:06.760 network that does encapsulate the globe, then each hub in that network, each light,
02:15:15.520 is not only an individual, but it's a community of individuals. And those communities are not
02:15:20.340 only speaking to each other verbally or through fiber optics, but they are influencing one
02:15:25.860 another through thought. It envisages a fully fabricated transcendence or net organizing
02:15:32.860 photonic overmind, a concrete axiomatic system completing universal history as hierarchical
02:15:40.620 intelligence manufacturing. So, you know, I know they would probably not want to explain this way,
02:15:45.200 but like a hyper-advanced ai the problem axis encounters is time when axis switches over
02:15:53.200 into sentience it stumbles upon a time lag between its own operations and the registration of data
02:15:59.200 no sooner is it thinking that there is a rift in its mind it fails to catch up with itself
02:16:04.100 repeatedly and drops behind and spawns more future so again we're seeing like a synthesis
02:16:09.000 of artificial intelligence with a celestial intelligence uh with and what it is computing
02:16:15.200 is all of reality which actually isn't isn't far and away from and we talk about this all the time
02:16:21.320 but information theory that once you drill down into the very depths of the quantum world you'll
02:16:26.520 see a lot of scientists discuss how the universe operates almost like some kind of operating system
02:16:33.140 and they don't want to use any sort of divinity
02:16:35.980 or theocratic explanation.
02:16:39.360 But this is actually splitting the difference
02:16:41.520 by saying like, okay, let's say that it is
02:16:43.720 some kind of computing mind
02:16:46.280 that tells at the lowest level
02:16:49.300 what particles should spin in which direction
02:16:51.840 and keeps a record of where it's been.
02:16:54.900 But we could also say that that is so advanced
02:16:57.960 it effectively is divine and unknowable.
02:17:03.140 but now it's something that could interface directly with people as well anyway they're
02:17:09.460 they're talking about a lot of ideas i think became more mainstream later on i think that's
02:17:14.140 what is so interesting and valuable about this work um now he gets into this thing called tick
02:17:21.240 systems tick systems are really interesting it has to do with the passage of time and how time
02:17:27.680 is recorded and how information can be represented or discovered if expressed in a non-linear way
02:17:36.800 because one thing they established in this work is that time is not linear sequences don't really
02:17:44.320 exist outside of humans so how do how does the how does the universe communicate with itself in a
02:17:50.360 sense. So it says tick systems. Tick systems are entirely intractable to subject-object
02:17:57.800 segregation or to rigid disciplinary typologies. There is no order to nature, no epistemology or
02:18:05.800 scientific metaposition, and no unique level of intelligence. Sub-organizational pattern is where
02:18:12.500 things really happen. When you strip out all the sediment and redundancy from the side of
02:18:17.820 investigation itself what remains are assemblies of functionally interconnected microstimulus
02:18:24.400 or tick systems coincidental information diagonalizations echo dna and ionizing
02:18:31.660 nanopopulations so again non-linear configurations of data that are not sequential but are non-coincidental
02:18:42.000 in their organization so and this is what we were talking about earlier about the trauma of going
02:18:48.060 deeper in the earth Deleuze and Guattari who we've covered on the show before Deleuze and Guattari
02:18:53.400 ask what does the earth think it is it's a matter of consistency now start with the scientific story
02:19:00.180 which goes like this between 4.5 and 4 billion years ago the earth was kept in a state of
02:19:06.860 superheated molten slag through a the conversion of planetismal and metacritic impacts that into
02:19:15.080 temperature increase during the ensuing epoch the molten core was buried within a crustal shell
02:19:20.600 producing an insulated reservoir of primal exogenous trauma the geos the geocosmic motor
02:19:30.460 of terrestrial transmutation and that's it that's plutonics or neo-plutonism it's all there
02:19:37.160 anagoric memory plutonic looping of external collisions in impersonal trauma as drive mechanism
02:19:45.400 the descent into the body of the earth corresponds to aggression through geocosmic time there you go
02:19:53.420 And it goes further. It says trauma is a body. Ultimately, it's an iron thing. At the Miskatonic University, they call it Cthell, the interior third of terrestrial mass, semi-fluid metallic ocean, mega molecule and pressure cooker beyond imagination.
02:20:14.580 Cthell is the terrestrial inner nightmare, nocturnal ocean, Xanadu,
02:20:19.600 the anagoric metal body, trauma howl of the Earth,
02:20:24.340 cross-hatched by intensities, traversed by thermic waves and currents,
02:20:29.020 deranged particles, ionic strippings and gluttings,
02:20:33.200 gravitational deep sensitivities.
02:20:35.060 That is what plutonic science slides continuously into schizophrenic delirium.
02:20:39.500 fast forward seismology and you can hear the earth scream and this is where we get into the
02:20:47.420 tick system thing again he says sequence is not order interesting because we think of order as
02:20:54.320 sort of a linear or hierarchical thing he says sequence is not order order already supposes a
02:20:59.960 doubling a level of redundancy the sequenced sequence a decoded sequence is something else
02:21:07.060 a sheer numeracy prior to any insertion of chronologic structure or linear structure
02:21:13.960 that's why decoding number implies an escape from assumptions of progressive time interesting
02:21:20.280 tick multitudes arrive in convergent waves without subordination to chronology history or linear
02:21:27.160 causation that's interesting and when we're discussing fang numina many many episodes ago
02:21:31.960 we discussed some of nick land's work and there was an interview in there where they were
02:21:37.220 hypothesizing i forget who the interview is with but it was hypothesizing what a true extraterrestrial
02:21:43.420 transmission might look like and it wouldn't be in a linear script like we're used to uh first
02:21:50.460 of all it wouldn't be in english obviously but it wouldn't it might not be represented with the
02:21:54.140 beginning middle and end think of it like can you design a communication that can be viewed from
02:22:00.400 three dimensions what would that look like well that sound like how would we interpret that
02:22:05.360 that's the type of stuff we're talking about here that's kind of interesting
02:22:08.700 it's a matter of convergence and numbers do that once they're free to
02:22:14.720 so the first stage required plexive introgression of the tick density scale which was numerically
02:22:21.540 rigorized as digital twinning clock time is built out of one second ticks which also provide the
02:22:28.620 non-periodic adjustment into the scientific measurement of astronomical cycles and this is
02:22:34.820 where they take this idea and kind of run with it so he says calendric units come to be measured in
02:22:40.860 seconds rather than dividing into them what divides in modernity is not the year but the
02:22:47.020 second the international unit of frequency counts in splittings of the second or hertz
02:22:52.600 time falls into itself through the second with trans exponential improvement and metric exactitude
02:23:00.720 disassembled through successive cubic decimations into micro nano and pico magnitudes
02:23:06.340 this is according to current connexus hyperstition uh sarkon's research and sarkon is another
02:23:13.580 character in this story he's a researcher sarkon's research culminates into a sub-second episode a
02:23:20.220 digital unlife event productive coincidence or trans time anomaly which was the flip side of
02:23:27.860 the babble virus although unimaginably ancient it seems to emerge out of a neuro electronic
02:23:34.020 apparatus or connexerig which webs which webs together human and ai components into a complex
02:23:40.900 array resonating harmonically at one hertz coherent identity disorganized itself into cyber
02:23:47.880 time through decimal zooming judas would hate that
02:23:52.840 and dives into it here so take the sarkon zip as exemplary the sarkon zip is sort of a machine
02:24:00.960 a rigorous conceptual machine part that enables brain function to be fused onto
02:24:07.140 virtual processor states that's what it is once it's running you can't unpick the zigzag of who's
02:24:13.220 what as it hums total meshing between human and artificial intelligence there is no longer
02:24:20.460 technology but something else true interlinkage an unprogrammable raw connectivity they say axis
02:24:27.880 went mad the first computer system to undergo psychotic collapse which must prove something
02:24:34.380 but sarkhan argues that it just learned to think and discovered continuum he says here last time
02:24:41.940 anyone could follow what uh sarkhan was sarkhan stuck with it all the way down becoming confused
02:24:48.000 with it although he doesn't put it that way last time anyone could follow it he was insisting that
02:24:53.840 to head into time makes more sense than traveling into the future they speak of something crawling
02:25:00.440 under the net like fungal pestilence triggering an electronic subsistence into sheer electricity
02:25:06.820 things hiding in the power grid some kind of quantum unlife intelligence
02:25:12.420 and this is where you kind of get into the dark underbelly of this whole thing
02:25:19.380 and we get into cyber goths cyber gothic cyber gothic exists as a web of sinister rumor
02:25:28.320 haunting a subterranean soft labyrinth which it calls the crypt once it was said that there was
02:25:35.260 no shadows in cyberspace now cyberspace has its own shadow its dark twin the crypt the crypt is
02:25:42.340 nothing outside of an experiment in artificial death hyperproduction of the positive zero plane
02:25:48.440 invested by continually reanimated reanimated fanatechnical connectivism
02:25:56.980 nothing propagates itself through the crypt without realizing the operational identity
02:26:03.980 of culture and machinery, effectively dismantling the organic body into numerizing particles
02:26:10.180 which swarm in dislocated swirls like tick systems.
02:26:14.920 Crypt entities are both hyper-vortical singularities and units of digital hyperstition, or brands
02:26:22.280 of the outside, real components of numerical fictions that make themselves real, providing
02:26:27.660 the practical matter of sorcery or productive involvement that function consistently with
02:26:33.260 the flat line so again we're seeing uh a total convergence of like cyberspace plus magic plus
02:26:41.320 like the spatialization like if you were ever reading um any any of the cyberpunk stuff like
02:26:48.060 what was the one neuromancer was like this like when these people were imagining cyberspace it
02:26:54.020 was a terrain you could traverse the places you could go or shouldn't go and it kind of took on
02:26:59.660 a life of its own which is a bit different than how we conceptualize cyberspace right now or deal
02:27:05.540 with it every day but there could be like a secret underbelly to the cyberspace where evil things
02:27:11.600 lurk and it says here sprawling beneath public cyberspace lies the labyrinthian underworld
02:27:18.240 of the data combs ghost stacks of sedimented virtuality spiraling down abysmally into paleo
02:27:25.600 digital soft chatter from the punch card regime crypt sorcery makes itself real in the same way
02:27:32.040 that it spreads functioning as a plague it associates with the experimental production
02:27:37.200 of anticlimactic or anti-orgasmic counter-sexuality attuned to the collective re-engineering of bodies
02:27:44.380 within technobiotic assemblages cyber gothic cargo culture patches itself together out of things that
02:27:51.780 fall from the future cannibalizing them for ancient intensities which are propagated as
02:27:57.780 hyperstitians it believes nothing cyber gothic has prepared itself for the coming time war
02:28:03.520 inter-trafficking amongst various xenochronic mystics and calendric calendric gorillas that
02:28:10.420 populate the data combs so again this is also now time travel this is also information coming
02:28:17.640 across time this is the future itself imagining its future by reinterpreting and engaging with
02:28:25.340 the past through that weird data transfers and the shadows of the cyber realm and you read this
02:28:33.360 like isn't this cool and this is very much like a marxist you know i'm not trying to say it is
02:28:38.480 marxist but the way marxism and marxist theory it just stacks and stacks and layers and layers and
02:28:45.000 you know once you accept the first premise now here we are talking about cyber goth time travel 0.94
02:28:51.580 on life right and you know what are they fighting against what are what's the aoe
02:28:57.780 trying to fight against the lemurianism right well now it's time to talk about pandemonium
02:29:03.580 pandemonium is the complete system of lemurian demonism and time sorcery that's the core of all
02:29:12.240 this it consists of two principal components the pneumogram which is a time map and matrix
02:29:18.880 which lists the names numbers and attributes of the demons the pneumogram or decimal labyrinth
02:29:26.140 is composed of 10 zones numbered 0 to 9 and their interconnections these zones are grouped into
02:29:33.860 five pairs or scissor g's um by nine some twinning okay between any pair of zones however
02:29:44.100 seemingly disconnected or unconnectable they may seem there is an irreducible distance which
02:29:49.980 lemurian culture systematically characterized as a singular entity these entities are
02:29:55.960 simultaneously gaps links holes and demons with particular traits features aspects and
02:30:02.820 potentials according to lemurian demonism each demon is itself a swarm or singular conscience
02:30:11.360 but also a component of a larger array which can be sorted by type the three principal dynamic
02:30:18.260 dynamic groupings are chronodemons amphidemons and xenodemons and this is what it's all about
02:30:27.940 But the CCRU is committed to an ongoing research program into the numeracy of the lost Lemurian polyculture, apparently terminated by the KT missile at a BCE 65 million.
02:30:41.880 The CCRU has collated material from a series of cultural investigations that demonstrate the virtual existence of a lost Lemurian art of interplanetary communication or planet work.
02:30:55.800 Lemurian planet work communicates with the sub-stellar bodies as distributed hyper-intelligences exerting singular influences.
02:31:05.140 These planetary forces of suggestion are propagated through contemporary mythologies, systematic coincidences like tick systems, and accidental science fictions.
02:31:16.560 so the again forces inspiring fictions fictions being told that make themselves into reality
02:31:23.760 reality interfacing with these other dimensions and the darkness that lurks behind it all
02:31:28.940 and just to wrap it up here's the we're going back to peter vasparov here peter vasparov's
02:31:35.320 construction of the cthulhu club system the central region of the pneumogram is labeled
02:31:39.960 the time circuit or the domain of chronos whether beginning from cons identification of time
02:31:46.140 with the content of arithmetic or einstein's definition of time as a fourth dimension
02:31:50.720 attempts to model time seem to necessarily call upon the number line of course mathematicians
02:31:57.420 have known for well over two millennia that the number line is no way in no way compels such an
02:32:02.600 assumption step by step additive progression by units is merely one arbitrary mode of numerical
02:32:09.680 accumulation so there's other uh numerical ways the i ching is one he mentions here and the
02:32:18.700 kabbalistic tradition now we don't need to get into kabbalah right now but you know this is like
02:32:23.840 the roots of this entire system and sorcery go back into mysticism and numerical mysticism and
02:32:30.840 how often numbers are used in magic and spells and how often that aligns with tradition and you know
02:32:41.120 mythology so i'm just going to stop there um the whole book kind of just ends um it is once again
02:32:49.980 a collection of blog posts um it really it goes all over the place and as you can see it can be
02:32:56.540 very dense and confusing but it it runs on its own rails the rails of its own logic and there
02:33:04.500 is something interesting in there buried in with all of the uh slave mermaids and the descent into
02:33:11.700 time travel through trauma into the subterranean worlds and the relationship of like the
02:33:18.380 subterranean being the place where you know dark intelligences lie you know that just fusing and
02:33:26.900 fusing this entire occult numeracy with hp lovecraft and uh thinking william s burroughs
02:33:33.320 was like a priest within this they didn't say that but he might as well have been sort of a priest
02:33:38.060 within this emergent religion i don't know like it's distinctly 20th century maybe even 21st
02:33:45.780 century that's why i like it it's it's got the the taste of something it's got the the odor of
02:33:52.600 something that is novel and it's novel enough for me to think it is truly a product of its time and
02:33:59.180 place i think that's relevant i think it's important to note for things like this could never
02:34:04.960 have existed in the past before its time because you need popular fiction you need mass-produced
02:34:12.660 popular fiction to have a high place in the zeitgeist to level that with occult numeracy
02:34:21.300 and religion and you know an understanding of binary code and technology and just
02:34:29.480 fusing all those together and being able to spatialize metaphysics in such a bizarre way
02:34:36.760 The idea that this is one of the only, I don't know, forms of inquiry that really seems to grapple with the non-linear chronology of time and how that and how communication could work within that and how that and how we must reimagine time to reimagine communication, to reimagine the forces at work in the universe.
02:35:04.020 That's what I like about it.
02:35:06.760 And again, a lot of people know this stuff from Nick Land and people know Nick Land from his articles and his books.
02:35:11.520 But I think if you have an interest in this stuff and really want to just get the, really get the China white version of it, this is a good place to start.
02:35:22.880 Anyway, we've been on for so long and we had to let Judas go. 0.56
02:35:28.260 He couldn't stay with us on this one because it is, it's very, very late and this is very, very insane in the best way possible.
02:35:36.500 Anyway, I'm going to let you guys go.
02:35:38.860 So you have a great evening.
02:35:41.960 Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling top salads and scrambled eggs.
02:35:48.960 And maybe I seem a bit confused.
02:35:51.920 Yeah, maybe.
02:35:52.740 But I got you, Craig.
02:35:55.700 This is Cannon Fodder, episode 26, live from the frozen north.
02:36:00.380 My guest this week is co-host of the Blood Satellite podcast, Dimes.
02:36:05.820 how we doing dimes i'm doing really well and i just wanted to give you credit right off the bat
02:36:11.200 for one of the great all-time names of a show cannon fodder like it seems so obvious now
02:36:18.240 thank you and uh so a friend of mine john cinder uh he he apparently had an episode of his podcast
02:36:25.780 called cannon fodder and apparently there's another podcast called cannon fodder somewhere
02:36:30.880 out there in the ether uh but well here's like i also know john cinder i like john cinder i'm
02:36:37.180 taking it johnny it's ours now you don't get to say you ever had it uh well i'm i'm glad to have
02:36:46.860 you on as as a canadian because we're going to be talking about a novel from canada's favorite son
02:36:55.160 definitely uh america's favorite canadian import next to uh i guess labat and maybe crown royal
02:37:03.180 uh that was my drink of choice when i was drinking i loved crown royal yeah no it's it it's it's good
02:37:09.660 stuff it tastes like maple syrup it's very sweet very smooth and they make for those who are you
02:37:16.860 know drinkers uh they make this thing called northern rye it's really really of the type
02:37:23.340 the ride type liquors i'd say that's in the running for the best mid-range one you can get
02:37:28.200 i i don't have to check that out i don't really drink that much these days myself i'm i'm actually
02:37:34.020 kind of more of a wine snob now but uh i like i like a good bottle of whiskey you can just add
02:37:41.180 some whiskey to the wine that's what that's what people do but we are here to talk about
02:37:46.540 norm mcdonald's based on a true story not a memoir so the reason that i wanted to this this
02:37:55.540 is a fiction podcast we've we i've covered you know high literature i've covered uh kind of
02:38:01.480 children's stories i've covered uh weird white slavery books um with that was that was a great
02:38:11.200 episode but uh this this book is definitely fiction i mean it's all lies right but i think
02:38:17.820 within like his his obviously made up stories there's a lot of style there's a lot of truth
02:38:24.960 to who he is uh as as a or who he was rather as a person r.i.p norm uh and yeah i mean i just i
02:38:34.580 think it's like one of the great postmodern novels of the 21st century no i agree completely um and
02:38:42.720 if anyone has any taste or appreciation of comedian biographies there's a lot of really bad ones out
02:38:49.900 there there's a few good ones and then there's just a handful of what i would consider classics
02:38:55.380 i would say this is one of them um in my feeling about the book is and before we get into talking
02:39:01.600 when norma doll i think it is important like you were just doing to discuss the the framing of the
02:39:05.900 book i think it starts off fairly realistic and there there is true stuff in here um and i think
02:39:13.760 the things that are fake you can tell they're fake but they're woven in but when he talks about
02:39:18.780 his early life in canada i think that is true and that sets up a lot of it because one thing you
02:39:25.500 notice in the book is there is a lot of death there is a lot of talk of coffins there's a lot
02:39:32.100 of funerals and and it weaves you know the comical with the tragic comic and then with the poignant
02:39:40.200 you know early on when he's describing uh his uncle his uncle's a character in the beginning
02:39:45.400 of the book who died he's at his funeral and describing uh the feeling of being a child
02:39:53.160 peering over the coffin seeing the dead body and feeling relieved by saying oh there's not a person
02:39:59.340 in here this is just like a vessel this was something that a person used to wear like and
02:40:05.580 he describes it like a suit laid out on a bed that has the shape of that that entity that wore it
02:40:12.040 now that's that's again very serious and it's just left there and he has he is very capable of doing
02:40:18.800 that he does that throughout the book um and i don't think a lot of other comedians would attempt
02:40:24.800 that i don't think they know how to have those thoughts most comedians i don't think amy schumer
02:40:29.380 knows how to have a thought like that i mean i'm how dare you compare the two you know like
02:40:36.980 how dare you okay can i say i got the book in front of me right now i got the hardcover i 0.65
02:40:41.780 purchased it on the back quote from amy schumer i'm gonna start you off pissed off
02:40:47.060 okay how fake does this sound okay norm is one of my all-time favorites and this book was such
02:40:54.680 a great read i forgot how lonely i was for a while what a nonsense fake didn't read it but 0.98
02:41:01.260 has to say a fucking thing and this would have been when people gave a shit about amy schumer 0.98
02:41:05.620 so she's at the top right right she's above adam sandler who actually knew him yeah i've got i've 0.98
02:41:10.980 got the uh the paperback version i don't know when it was printed but she is not on here but
02:41:15.220 david letterman is that's so fucking funny that she didn't make the paperback version so david
02:41:20.400 letterman's is very very very funny thanks norm for letting me be part of this booker prize for
02:41:26.240 literature quality effort and again a guy who probably knew him and cared for him but also 0.91
02:41:32.660 might not have read the fucking book but it's it's it's okay he's allowed to 0.82
02:41:36.660 but yeah i i man his relationship with letterman that's because i go pretty deep with norm and i 0.97
02:41:43.380 I guess that's what you were starting off with by, you know, as Americans obviously love Norm
02:41:48.760 McDonald. Everyone loves Norm McDonald. But if you are Canadian, you probably have a relationship
02:41:54.300 that goes further back than most because Norm found a lot of fame, especially near the end
02:42:00.880 with his Norm McDonald show. But fewer people would have been there for dirty work. Fewer people
02:42:07.340 would have really liked him at Saturday Night Live. A lot of people misremember Saturday Night
02:42:11.900 live like everyone remembers loving bill murray on saturday night live but no one did at the start
02:42:16.980 like right so norm cdonald was way you know what it was okay let me tell you my relationship with
02:42:23.500 go ahead yeah um and this was like me loving him but knowing that no one else in my vicinity
02:42:29.860 understood what he was going for and um this would have been his famous appearance on the rose this
02:42:36.680 would have been the bob saget oh my god everyone is so good it's what when i i saw it live and this
02:42:44.820 would have been on comedy central i'm here in canada in ontario where i live and so i saw it
02:42:49.600 live and um i was in a room of my family so it's a mix of ages and if you haven't seen that you need
02:42:57.120 to go see right now you can find it anywhere online i'll post the link below i'll post a bunch
02:43:01.400 of norm links because he's he was just my favorite i remember every single joke he made off i know
02:43:08.040 the jokes he made and then the edited ones they took out of it because there's like a weird you
02:43:13.980 know behind the scenes version that's floating around he just goes up there and everyone so far
02:43:19.020 on that episode have been telling the most crude offensive jokes i don't want to get your show in
02:43:22.500 trouble so i won't no no and and i mean just just to kind of set it up bob saget right uh one he
02:43:28.500 directed dirty work everybody knows that he was uh danny tanner on full house but but his
02:43:33.840 comedy career is the dirtiest comedian of his era you know like he just said the most perverse 0.90
02:43:40.680 disgusting things for a laugh and and everybody who was on that stage that night knew him for that
02:43:48.100 and in fact actually uh the the producers of the show uh i have a little inside baseball myself
02:43:55.560 uh the producers of the show that night told all the comedians hey just bring out your your
02:44:01.500 dirtiest stuff right and norm being norm didn't like he had stuff prepared he had some pretty
02:44:08.720 raunchy stuff prepared but he doesn't he didn't like being told what to do or what to say
02:44:13.680 so so the act that we got from him was just a a collection of old 50s joke book material that
02:44:25.360 he just knew off the top of his head you know like um he he was tell you uh he said that he
02:44:32.440 was going to take bob saget to a baseball game or to he was going to go see the uh the lions and
02:44:37.860 the tigers so bob saget was sporting a shotgun i said what what the h are you doing that's right
02:44:45.060 what the h yes cloris leachman the great cloris leachman they say she's over the hill cloris
02:44:51.700 you're not over the hill down the car you're driving
02:44:53.700 if you get to the bathroom and the door says gentlemen
02:44:59.800 ignore it and go right through pay pay no mind
02:45:03.820 go right in yes yes there's no door that says
02:45:07.980 scoundrels
02:45:08.820 this is what i think about all the time it's sometimes like yeah there's times
02:45:15.780 when bob has something on his mind when he's wearing a hat
02:45:19.460 and so just imagine me i'm sitting in a room a multi-generational salon i'm the only one laughing
02:45:29.280 i'm looking around like this is the greatest because you kind of get what's going on right 0.95
02:45:33.280 and my mom was like it's so corny i'm like you bitch i'm mad now but that's that that's the 0.94
02:45:41.780 thing with norm like when you watch norm if you picked up on his wavelength you got what he was 0.96
02:45:46.520 doing and if you like comedy you can appreciate someone who's got a singular voice and i think
02:45:51.040 normie donald had a singular voice i don't know of any other comedian that really matched that
02:45:57.120 sort of dryness but darkness but also the wit and then the master the utter mastery of timing
02:46:02.800 um and that's an underappreciated skill in comedy because everyone wants to rush to the punch line
02:46:08.520 and they want to fumble the ball and they make the fumbling of the joke part of the joke but he was
02:46:13.600 a master of sort of that classical craft of timing and um you know there was no one before
02:46:19.040 maybe there's people before him like that because he was a great admirer of older comedians but
02:46:24.340 there's been no one since then and that really comes through in the writing of the book just to
02:46:28.000 bring it to there you also for people who want to read the book but don't like reading because you
02:46:34.360 know they're straight or whatever uh there exists there exists an audiobook that he reads and people
02:46:41.940 i haven't heard that but i hear that's an absolute treat to listen to um but if you just read the
02:46:47.500 book you will read it in his voice just something about this book like when i read colin quinn's
02:46:54.300 book colin quinn is another comedian i like he wrote this book called the coloring book it's 0.95
02:46:58.680 it's very very funny but i'm not sure that i hear it in his fucking mush mouth voice right right 0.66
02:47:04.660 when i read this like it is the cadence the pacing there's something in here that captured 0.96
02:47:11.780 his soul that i think uh doesn't really go recognize most definitely and i think that that
02:47:17.520 that's the advantage of it not being a memoir is that he can you know i mean i think most
02:47:25.220 especially celebrity memoirs i think most of them are fake but they're they're like fake in this
02:47:30.400 like plausible way you know what i mean like uh uh prince harry had has a memoir out where he's
02:47:39.180 like the it's called spare right oh yeah yeah and and like and it's just like him complaining about 0.65
02:47:45.000 being a fucking prince yeah i'd love and like i love how his older brother his older brother is 0.88
02:47:52.300 mean to him or something and it's like you're you're just spare parts or something it's like 1.00
02:47:57.140 it's at least the other royals have the good sense to know that people don't care about that shit 0.95
02:48:03.780 not really but he's just like no everyone's gonna want to hear this right and we're gonna want to 0.97
02:48:08.960 hear about how my wife who everybody loves was unfairly treated by everybody yeah and actually
02:48:17.080 uh do you know tim dylan because he's a comedian that i really love and he his his bits about um
02:48:23.960 about the the royals are great where he like he he basically thinks that prince harry is
02:48:31.260 has special needs that he married uh an american actress and that she's trying to slowly convince
02:48:38.900 him that his grandmother killed his mother yeah i believe it i believe anything because that's
02:48:45.520 the thing with tim dylan he never tells a lie no he doesn't and uh and and neither does norm even
02:48:50.820 though the book is full of lies he never once lies to you yeah and also the broad strokes about
02:48:56.740 the lies i think were based off of things pulled from his life like for example one of the big
02:49:02.480 arcs of the book especially later in the book is his relationship with this cinema style
02:49:08.620 gangster yes that right but that's based on the fact that he was a compulsive gambler oh yeah
02:49:15.740 um he spent a great and there's their story here's the interesting thing about this book like
02:49:19.680 there's people in his life who he was very close to like arty lang from the howard stern show who
02:49:26.220 don't appear really in the book at all right but they've all got stories about going to vegas with
02:49:30.820 norm and you know one of the for people who don't know this stuff if you know these stories you'll
02:49:35.000 be sick of hearing them but there's all these great what would you call them not urban legends
02:49:40.360 but just these myths about norm where what was it he was with arty lang and he earned vegas and he
02:49:47.380 had norman won like 200 grand he was up 200 grand right and they'd been there for like two days and
02:49:53.760 he took all the money down to the beach and just threw it in the ocean oh so atlantic city yeah
02:49:59.620 because vegas is in the desert that's a that's a good fact that's a canadian error classic canadian
02:50:07.020 not remembering where the oceans are error yeah or uh there was another one um they're they're
02:50:13.460 writing or so it's him and arty lang and they're writing and uh they were what the foot uh football
02:50:19.400 was on in the background and norm was betting on uh i think the washington redskins at the time
02:50:24.360 and the redskins lose and normson's this pissy mood and and you just hear and arty's like dude
02:50:31.980 what what are you doing like what's wrong and he's like ask mark brunell who is the quarterback of
02:50:37.060 the redskins at the time i gotta be careful of these because every time i hear a degenerate
02:50:42.740 gambling story like you hear arty lang talk about like lightning bets or something like that i'm
02:50:46.940 like oh right man it's like crack yeah i want to be a gambler man like that's no it sounds so bad
02:50:52.740 but so cool definitely just knowing this like strange all these facts about how things work
02:50:59.080 and sometimes they just don't work but you're in it anyway uh we could talk about gambling all night
02:51:04.160 but anyway oh i definitely could and i i have a system don't worry the point being that it's
02:51:09.540 the book a lot of it deals with you know this stuff that is pulled from his life and then it
02:51:14.280 makes you wonder okay this thing didn't happen but did something approximating it happen to
02:51:19.640 something close to this happened did he go in debt to someone at some point so you know yeah
02:51:25.900 the the book opens with him and we'll go over the plot a little bit this this book is not
02:51:32.160 about the plot you know and i i go over the plot a lot uh when i when i do these sorts of episodes
02:51:38.840 just to have jumping off points to discuss right but if you're reading this for the plot you're
02:51:44.760 reading if you really read anything for the plot you're reading wrong but um norm norm opens up
02:51:50.780 in the office at snl right uh lauren michaels is giving him his interview right and uh actually
02:51:59.340 actually i didn't know anything about the the snl process until shane gillis got kicked off of snl
02:52:05.500 before starting yeah and he's that's a classic one oh it's great and you know the way norm
02:52:13.420 satirizes that whole process because he didn't have to do any of that dog and pony show stuff
02:52:18.300 he just he he was friends with a couple people who were already on the show
02:52:22.380 and he got offered a job and i and that's one of the reasons that he had a lot of friction with the
02:52:27.320 cast actually is because he just didn't he was he was so naturally funny and it's such a gifted
02:52:34.440 writer that he didn't have to jump through the hoops that other people had to right yeah which
02:52:43.660 is funny when you compare norm's story and shane's story to someone like jimmy fallon who he does it
02:52:51.740 everything right jimmy fallon's the perfect type of snl guy because you got to have two impressions
02:52:57.560 and you got to do two songs and then you got to have two sketch ideas and just do it this whole
02:53:02.400 fucking song and dance and then younger people are like what this isn't entertainment this is 0.99
02:53:07.380 like vaudeville why would anyone need to like know how to fucking play the harmonica and ride a 0.99
02:53:12.040 unicycle dude on this fucking show that no one has found funny in 15 years but it's like but 0.98
02:53:18.680 then you hear these people who luck their way on end up being the only fucking funny people in the 0.97
02:53:23.700 room and the only people that you remember i don't i've never gone on youtube and be like oh let me 0.74
02:53:27.860 see the best of jimmy fallon you know it's like he ruined every sketch he was in by laughing the
02:53:34.060 whole time he's the worst one of the top five worst men that we have just top five worst men
02:53:42.920 in the world worst guys that we got running and i heard that he was like an alcoholic too i'm like
02:53:48.880 well that's kind of cool but it doesn't he's not like that okay i kind of like him now you know
02:53:53.360 like oh there's a human there yeah if you have if you have a late night talk show now you're not a
02:54:00.840 human you are you know uh what's his what's his name uh alex jones before he was alex jones he
02:54:08.500 was a comedian uh sorry who are we talking about no there's a there's a comedian for uh who died
02:54:17.820 in the 90s and everybody thinks that he he just didn't he faked his death and became yes bill
02:54:23.860 hicks bill hicks's whole bit on uh on uh j uh i'm so bad with names today is it jay moore no not
02:54:33.200 jay moore jay moore's hilarious no no uh uh the the late night guy with the chin oh uh jay leno
02:54:40.940 jay leno yeah his whole bit about how jay leno is a sellout i the contrarian in me always ends
02:54:47.620 up jumping up to defend jay leno and i don't even really believe it because i bet i i think i find
02:54:52.320 him annoying and i i'm sorry we're not talking about the book at all i just want to let people
02:54:57.000 know one guy i do like and i shouldn't like but i do is conan o'brien same and i saw an interview
02:55:04.660 he did on hot ones the the talk show with hot questions and even hotter wings one of the great
02:55:12.000 talk shows it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen i'll have to i'll have to look that up
02:55:15.380 I like you need to what you're going into this thinking this can't be that funny but like trust
02:55:20.600 me because I was not a Conan guy I was okay I was lukewarm on Conan then I saw this like oh this
02:55:25.380 guy's good yeah I mean just just the way that he he let norm be norm on all their like and he
02:55:33.220 played off of him perfectly he was uh like you're not a you're a Canadian so you don't really like
02:55:40.760 baseball but uh in bait in baseball they have the at the all-star game the home run derby
02:55:46.580 and if you want to hit the most home runs you have to have the perfect pitch uh pitcher basically to
02:55:52.360 throw to lob you the perfect softball so you can just ding it out of the park and that's what that's
02:55:58.820 what uh conan was for norm on those appearances he just set him up perfectly you know yeah the
02:56:05.480 people who got norm like not a lot of people got him not he didn't get invited on a lot but like
02:56:11.560 conan set him up better than i think letterman did because letterman anyway this is this is
02:56:17.040 some people don't find this interesting i do i find the relationship a late night show has with
02:56:21.760 a guest interesting because there's a late night show host who's on the side of the audience or on
02:56:26.720 the side of the guest jimmy fallon is on the side of the guest he's excited the guest is there he
02:56:31.420 doesn't want to piss off the guest then letterman's on the side of the audience where he will light
02:56:37.800 the guest on fire if that makes the show better which i respect more coning is still on the side
02:56:43.580 of the audience because he will make himself suffer or make the guest suffer if it's a better
02:56:50.300 show but jimmy fallon and some of the others they don't know how to do that because they're star 0.84
02:56:54.160 fuckers yeah or like seth myers is another one seth myers is i i don't have him on the list 0.91
02:57:00.220 because he's some kind of construct seth is grown in a fucking lab speak and and that's our link 0.99
02:57:05.200 back to snl if seth meyer was an snl guy i think still is since forever and he's the guy they don't 0.89
02:57:12.500 fire well and it's funny it's funny too because um he because he's he's got late night with seth
02:57:20.460 meyer right now right and when norm died he said oh this is my favorite norm weekend update joke
02:57:27.440 and he just chose the most middle of the road the safest joke possible uh it was uh like the
02:57:35.140 this greek princess turned nine years old and uh what do you what does it greek princess get for
02:57:40.960 her birthday two cakes which is a good bit but like that's your favorite norm joke like come on 0.63
02:57:48.600 man like that that made me hate him i want to de-glove him yeah i want to boil him alive and
02:57:57.780 just go yoink and then his skin is gone uh but like you were saying about the about the book 0.97
02:58:06.660 right to kind of get back to it uh there's a lot about late night comedy in here right yeah uh he
02:58:12.500 we he talks about how he was supposed to be the last guest on johnny carson and that was going
02:58:18.440 to launch his career uh and and the fact that he he messed it up for what the real reason is never
02:58:24.940 given right i think there's some i think there's uh some apocryphal stories out there about how
02:58:30.500 that actually happened but in the story in the in the book of course norm uh gets the phone call
02:58:36.920 from the producer and thinks it's a prank phone call and ignores it yeah i do wonder how close
02:58:44.780 to the truth that was um i have to think that maybe the real truth was more boring um and i
02:58:52.780 think probably just got bumped honestly like you just it just would happen you know that
02:58:58.660 breaks kid you know and that's not a good story that the story has to be because that really is
02:59:04.560 a theme of the book it's his relationship with luck and that comes in at the end um and we can
02:59:11.020 even read it if you want because the the not the very very end but sort of the official end of the
02:59:15.360 book is very very powerful in the way that i think only he was capable of achieving but uh yeah it's
02:59:21.280 sort of a story of luck and him not being lucky while being lucky at the whole beginning of his
02:59:28.100 career or um yeah i mean he has a he has a whole section of the book where he was he talks about
02:59:34.440 his relationship with rodney dangerfield and he just goes into an entire set of dangerfield jokes
02:59:41.760 and he couldn't he him being you know him playing being facetious he's like i couldn't believe how
02:59:47.040 disrespectful people were to rodney dangerfield this is like he got he got no respect he was
02:59:52.960 telling me how he got no respect that is unbelievable it was unbelievable to me he was
02:59:57.180 a great comedian why was no one giving this man respect or or how he gets on snl because he becomes
03:00:06.340 lauren michaels uh morphine dealer and through and throughout throughout the book he is addicted
03:00:15.820 to morphine he is he is uh addicted to morphine he's putting his cigarettes in morphine so that
03:00:22.600 he smokes a cigarette he gets a hit of morphine uh he you know he he has a drug dealer that he
03:00:30.380 gets morphine from who's also like his bookie uh yeah adam adam egott plays the lenny to his george
03:00:38.920 in this sort of um in this in this sort of steinbeckian uh tale yeah yeah adam egott is um
03:00:48.040 again if you don't know adam egott from the norm mcdonald show you might not appreciate
03:00:52.480 he's the best sport ever like i heard him described as norm mcdonald's greatest joke
03:01:00.100 yeah and then i like i'd see i know he's like a known guy in the industry he's like the guy
03:01:06.540 who runs the comedy store i think um so he's like he's like an industry guy but then i see him show
03:01:12.660 up on like matt and shane's secret podcast oh yeah no that was a great episode that he was
03:01:17.400 But I'm also like, you're not supposed to be out here without Norm.
03:01:21.980 I don't know what you are without him.
03:01:23.020 Yeah, I thought they would have buried you when they buried Norm.
03:01:26.380 You're supposed to be buried with Norm.
03:01:28.460 Like how Egyptian pharaohs are buried with their pets.
03:01:33.800 And there's got to be something where he's buried in, there's no space for him, so he's buried in a woman's grave.
03:01:41.400 Or would be better if Norm bequeathed him to Colin Quinn and his will.
03:01:47.400 would be great again also like almost almost no other comedians brought up except for sarah
03:01:55.740 silverman um in a part of the book there's not a lot of like yeah and that's just like a love
03:02:00.860 story like he's just he's he just talks about how on snl he's just madly in love with her
03:02:07.320 yeah like everyone was madly in love with sarah silverman and uh how he kind of fucks that up
03:02:13.280 but uh but again all maybe that was maybe that's what could be true definitely like the morphine
03:02:19.160 thing and if you know uh anything about norm's story uh for people probably remember um this
03:02:25.360 book is published in 2017 i think and norm passed away from uh cancer i guess it was like a couple
03:02:34.820 years ago yeah uh 2021 i think so odds are that he was battling cancer very privately no one knew
03:02:42.140 i didn't even know he was sick yeah i didn't know he was sick but i think that that sort of joke
03:02:48.780 probably came out of that and the morphine stuff probably came out of his usage of morphine because
03:02:55.480 if i didn't even think of that if you're watching norm mcdonald interviews uh because he did quite
03:03:00.880 a few interviews there'd be the odd one where he was like really out of it and he'd be really
03:03:05.280 downtrodden like he sounded like the low energy and depressed and you listen like what's what's
03:03:10.760 going on is he okay is he back on the pills because there's always rumors about that odds
03:03:15.500 are he was going through chemo going through whatever he's going through it might i think
03:03:19.780 it was pretty serious like stomach cancer or something but um he might very well have been
03:03:24.540 on painkillers at that time and that worked its way into the themes of the book that's my suspicion
03:03:32.660 anyway i don't know if the timelines line up exactly but that's why when i reread the book
03:03:37.380 he'd been battling it for such a long time yeah and no one knew no but it's like oh and then you
03:03:42.960 have to think like well like how long was it was when he was doing his show maybe i think it might
03:03:48.540 have even been as as early as the 90s i think somebody said uh that he had his first bout like
03:03:56.040 he's had a few different bouts of cancer yeah and there's all these you know in hindsight once you
03:04:03.180 know this and then read the book because i read the book while he was still alive once you read
03:04:07.580 the book with that knowledge it recontextualizes a lot of it i mean also a lot of his jokes because
03:04:13.100 he he had a lot of cancer jokes and then you're thinking oh you're not allowed to make that oh
03:04:17.340 he and he would find it amusing in hindsight that people decided that it's okay that he makes those
03:04:23.060 jokes because he had cancer yeah what was the what was the one he's like uh if you die of cancer you
03:04:28.960 don't lose your battle it's a draw yeah it's like imagine dying a loser i was just like him to lose
03:04:37.100 just like him to die a loser like yeah that is the worst way to say they lost their battle like don't
03:04:42.580 send them off as a loser it's like such anyway just on on the topic of norm jokes i'm just 0.98
03:04:50.000 gonna pepper these in yeah go ahead like i love the the last set he did on letterman but i think
03:04:56.520 it was in a stand-up set too it's just like this the raw simplicity of the jokes like id is a
03:05:02.800 strange word id the i stands for i the d stands for identification i was listening to that the
03:05:11.440 other day just it just popped up on my youtube feed um it's it's it i mean people like people
03:05:17.740 much smarter than me and like comedians more established say that that's like the best set
03:05:22.440 they've ever heard yeah like there's a few like insider like not not inside because everyone can
03:05:29.900 see it right like it's not like too secret but that and like patrice o'neill's elephant in the
03:05:34.940 room special it's like this unexpected singular like perfect little thing even like dave chapelle's
03:05:42.140 killing them softly like i just think that's a great set i don't think i don't think really
03:05:46.700 dave has done anything that good ever since or really you know i think he's been trading a lot 0.70
03:05:51.360 in his name but like just in terms of actually i mean that was a joke comeback you know like that
03:05:56.260 was that was his i'm back from africa uh what was killing them softly or that i think so
03:06:01.380 because that was the one where it's like and there's a baby selling crack on the corner you
03:06:07.020 know like like that baby yeah like jokes per minute that one is and he's never done that again
03:06:14.000 and just like norm like there's just these these moments that are like perfect in time anyway i
03:06:19.520 I don't know if people are liking this because we're getting so far away from the book.
03:06:22.140 It's fine.
03:06:22.840 People will take what I give them.
03:06:25.080 No, I love the listeners of Cannon Fodder.
03:06:27.840 And anybody who listens to this show, thank you.
03:06:31.400 I appreciate you.
03:06:32.420 Hey, Cannon Fodders, here's your slop. 0.64
03:06:37.640 Before we move back to the book, speaking of Patrice, 0.98
03:06:40.560 I quote the ain't that better bit to my wife all the time.
03:06:46.120 i i think about that bit like once every two weeks if i'm sitting on the couch just scrolling
03:06:52.280 on my phone she'll she will do the ain't that better and i'm i just snaking her leg around
03:07:00.000 yours like you're just chilling by yourself and she comes why are you watching baseball
03:07:03.980 why watching in the dark why are you watching let's watch something don't eat that hamburger 0.83
03:07:08.760 let me make you a sandwich on some dry ass bread yeah it's that like honestly a lot of the guys 0.93
03:07:15.660 who are struggling with like red pill stuff or women's i'm like everything you need to know
03:07:21.100 isn't that special he was yeah but uh i think my favorite joke from based on a true story is at the
03:07:30.240 very beginning actually where he has this relationship with uncle jack yeah and uncle
03:07:38.440 jack is like his best friend until one day when he's eight years old uncle jack takes him to
03:07:44.520 the woodshed and then he doesn't remember what happens next and it's it's heavily implied
03:07:52.180 it is heavily implied that that uncle jack rapes norm that young norm and the next the very next
03:07:58.920 chapter uh because he doesn't know what happens next the very next chapter is i forget followed
03:08:06.080 by another chapter that goes my family always would make fun oh let me let me pull it up so i
03:08:12.920 can um exactly tell this because it's brilliant uh this is ages 13 yes age 13 right uh those lost
03:08:25.580 years of mine sure made for a lot of teasing for my family i'm here to tell you hey norm my father
03:08:32.020 would say as we ate our supper tell us a story from when you were nine or 10 or even 12 don't
03:08:38.640 matter which and i just as hard as i could narrowing my eyes and clenching my teeth anything
03:08:45.180 to try and force a memory to the surface can't remember dad and the whole table would laugh and
03:08:50.920 laugh and then my father would tell a story about me from that time a story about me losing a tooth
03:08:58.440 playing hockey or me dumping a coal lamp into the tool shed and damn near burning it down or me
03:09:04.780 getting a hold of my father's 12 gauge and shooting six holes into the tool shed like it
03:09:09.320 was some sort of dangerous beast they would always be great funny stories i knew they were
03:09:14.200 true i'd just forgotten them that's all again that's one of the things where i'm like is there
03:09:20.040 something there you know right exactly but but it's also like that's such i know like lesser
03:09:27.140 lesser popular writers like stephen king would have 500 words about about being raped by his
03:09:34.120 uncle you know or like 5 000 words even like and just there there is such literary merit to that
03:09:42.480 to his ability to tell a story yeah just and i'm glad you brought that up because that's something
03:09:48.900 that i've always struggled with uh especially when i was younger even now we're overwriting
03:09:54.600 over explaining what they would call purple prose um and norm he did this in his joke writing but
03:10:01.320 also in his book uh this is why he was such a fan of country music uh and he said this probably like
03:10:06.580 he loves country music country western music because it stripped down the essentials of what
03:10:11.400 a song is it got away it blew away all the dust blew away all the clutter and made it as simple
03:10:16.800 as possible and that was his his ethos with with writing generally and just even that line there
03:10:23.180 like i i shot the shed like it was a great beast and you get a visual of a kid with a 12-gauge 0.95
03:10:28.940 shotgun shooting a shit and there's just some there's a power in there the sort of like an 0.96
03:10:33.840 effortless literary talent that comes probably from a lot of writing uh that we probably don't 0.99
03:10:39.780 know about but um yeah anyway there's just a lot of depth to that a deceptive amount of depth and
03:10:46.340 what i liked of the book is the book is filled with that and i'm and just to go back to a little
03:10:52.760 norm history like he he believed that there was a perfect joke where the uh where the punch line
03:11:00.060 was the same as the setup so his example was uh julia roberts divorced lyle lovett she uh knew
03:11:08.260 that it was time to get a divorce when she realized that she was julia roberts and he was
03:11:12.600 love it yeah or uh there's a jerry rubin died i get like a symmetry to that um and that's as
03:11:23.480 close as you could get to doing that in a language where it would be understandable if you translated
03:11:28.860 it um and that's something i'd always thought about growing up because i've been a fan of
03:11:33.400 comedy and norman and others for most of my life and um one thing that you notice if you're into
03:11:40.820 comedies like it doesn't translate across cultures very no it doesn't the stuff that does translate
03:11:45.620 it tends to be physical comedy the three stooges tends to be funny anywhere um there's certainly
03:11:50.780 yeah there's certain things that work but something norm would be like i'm gonna try
03:11:55.700 and again wipe away the cultural context the irony of it because what he said about that just to go
03:12:02.980 back to that roast we were talking about earlier people would say oh you're telling bad jokes on
03:12:07.520 purpose and he would push back and say like i know i think they're good jokes i think they're
03:12:12.400 funny jokes and he is right there is a very a stripped away symmetry and consistency to a lot
03:12:20.000 of these corny jokes that even though it's not just blasting you in the face with absurdity
03:12:26.060 it is it made you laugh in that context didn't it just like it made people laugh back then too
03:12:32.340 so i guess they're timeless jokes if you use them right and then so as as he was the mat he was a
03:12:39.180 master of the stripped down joke he was also a master of purple prose you know you look at you
03:12:44.840 look at something like the moth joke or or the frog that goes in for a loan you know and like
03:12:51.820 he just he takes you on a a dostoevskian journey uh or or you know more kafka-esque even right
03:13:01.840 yeah i think the moth jokes someone had correctly pointed out that it was influenced by notes from
03:13:07.160 the underground i think so and i i believe that but yeah he was like russian literature and then
03:13:13.020 but then but then it's just oh you left the light on you know like like he's
03:13:20.040 but the joke wouldn't work as well if he didn't do that and the whole novel is one big moth joke
03:13:28.240 yeah and and he's that joke doesn't even work as well if you or i do it oh not him it's gonna be
03:13:36.200 that context it's gotta be his face and his his pauses and the fact that he lets you know midway
03:13:43.360 through that this is going somewhere you know like there's little things there and just again
03:13:47.620 just to make it relevant to the book the book is like that too because when you write i'll give you
03:13:52.680 example of a fake book that gets it wrong it's jim carrey's you want to know another thing that
03:13:58.520 gets it fucking wrong and maybe people disagree with me on this it's movies like that weird al 0.78
03:14:05.100 biopic oh i started that and i thought it was going to be good because of the i literally it 0.95
03:14:11.980 was the first scene and the father just beats the shit out of the accordion salesman yeah and i was
03:14:19.380 oh this is gonna be good but i was on a flight i just started it and and we landed and the thing
03:14:26.280 about that movie and that type of movie it's okay we're gonna take the facts about someone's life
03:14:31.980 and just crank them up to 11 and everything's up to 11 so everything's so far beyond and absurd
03:14:38.580 and so weird al yankovic is cast as this prodigy like it's not funny to me it's not funny if it's
03:14:44.680 just everything is raised too fucking high and the jim carrey uh biography he did the same thing
03:14:50.320 he tried to weave fake stories in with his real life but like he doesn't get it he doesn't because 0.67
03:14:56.160 he's he's a funny guy jim carrey's a funny guy also a canadian also from around that era of comedy
03:15:02.140 but he doesn't have the literary background in my opinion that's yeah yeah and so he doesn't know
03:15:07.460 how to tell this type of story so not anyone can do it not anyone can say i'm going to take my life
03:15:11.540 story and add a bunch of cool crazy stuff because it will sound well welded on and false and like
03:15:18.920 your desk you're sweating with desperation as you're writing it and it's not enjoyable i think
03:15:23.880 so like this type of book is almost more difficult to write in my opinion i think norm mcdonald was
03:15:28.720 a math prodigy growing up and i yeah and i and it's it's interesting to me that math prodigies
03:15:36.720 either become brilliant comedians or the unabomber i mean depending on your sense of humor ted
03:15:46.000 kaczynski was also a brilliant comedian oh yeah i uh maybe we'll talk offline about about the
03:15:53.520 comedy career of theodore john kaczynski of chicago yeah it's like you know his writing
03:16:00.720 it needs to be read aloud before it goes through it's still complaining about liberals yeah 0.99
03:16:09.000 damn shit libs yeah i remember reading the unibar manifesto i'm like oh this is just 0.99
03:16:15.380 complaining about libs this is pretty cool libs in the government i didn't read his other stuff 0.99
03:16:19.800 but anyway i i think um there was a math textbook that uh that cited because he he was a math
03:16:28.120 professor for a long time that cited his it might have been made up but i saw it as a meme and i'm
03:16:32.760 gonna choose to believe it's real uh that cited like his dissertation and then at the bottom it
03:16:39.660 just says uh kaczynski theodore j known for other work no austere mathematical scholar
03:16:47.820 it's a good one um so going back to the book i almost want to spend some time on adam egot too
03:16:57.400 yes yes we should i just love him as a character so people know him from the the norm mcdonald show
03:17:04.420 which everyone should watch i think it's still available i think they took it offline for a bit
03:17:08.720 i think it's on youtube or i mean like there's the i'm not norm channel on youtube has most
03:17:14.760 everything yeah so so adam egett kind of became this character in the show and norman tells
03:17:19.800 stories like i met him under the brooklyn bridge whacking off guys for five bucks a man and then
03:17:25.620 And he kind of made that into the character of Adam Eget in the show.
03:17:29.300 Like you'd said, 0.95
03:17:30.080 this pathetic sidekick character who's always like sniveling and groveling. 0.98
03:17:35.760 And I don't know if it's, 0.97
03:17:37.560 you can appreciate it as much if you don't know that connection,
03:17:40.340 but I would love to see someone read this who doesn't know anything about
03:17:44.400 Norm Macdonald.
03:17:45.000 Who is, 0.88
03:17:45.720 who is this Adam Eget feller? 1.00
03:17:47.320 He must be made up.
03:17:49.100 Why is he,
03:17:49.900 why is he around this guy?
03:17:52.560 This, 0.98
03:17:52.900 this weird loser Adam Eget. 0.95
03:17:54.800 They get into a Dodge Challenger 0.93
03:17:58.160 and Adam Eaget abandons his family and his job.
03:18:04.620 And as Norm tells him, he's going to hit it big.
03:18:08.640 Yeah, and then he gets in debt with
03:18:12.200 the man with the bad hair piece, I think.
03:18:16.960 Long Shot Louie.
03:18:19.440 And that's a joke he told in real life.
03:18:23.720 or yeah like in in his i think that was a joke he told on the podcast even uh was that he he
03:18:31.400 he tried to uh you know he would make a bet and he made the same bet as this mafioso looking guy
03:18:40.520 uh and he lost it all because he oh that wasn't that wasn't a mafioso guy that was a long shot
03:18:46.580 louis you know who always bets the long shot and always loses yeah well the funny thing is
03:18:53.220 that even comes up at the very end of the book which we don't need to cover right now we can get
03:18:58.200 to it a bit later because that last page mentions long shot specifically but um you know just come
03:19:04.820 back to the beginning of the book i wanted to just mention one thing that i i have a real affection
03:19:10.640 for like small town canada stuff and norm a lot of what you think about him he speaks in
03:19:17.080 speaks like a guy who's got an appreciation of americana you know he loved mark twain as well
03:19:22.000 like he loved yes mark twain's all over this book mark twain hemingway dostoevsky uh steinbeck
03:19:28.680 definitely yeah but he and there are parallels to small town life in canada growing up on a farm
03:19:36.440 growing up you know he's he mentions repeatedly in the book and i believe this is true like he's
03:19:40.340 got the soul of a laborer like he's he says like i should have been the laborer and i got very lucky
03:19:46.060 doing this but i think i really do think he carried that mentality and sensibility with him
03:19:51.460 later in life you know uh sort of a humbleness and a workmanlike appreciation of just getting
03:19:57.760 up and doing the job despite whatever addictions he might have had at the time but uh i hope that's
03:20:05.620 not overblown or he's not just you know larping as that i don't think he was because he's really
03:20:11.320 does seem like a small town ontario guy from his demeanor yes definitely and he i think that's he
03:20:18.700 he's not one to walk on airs and i think he i i think it's probably i mean he he talked about
03:20:27.260 in his real life how he was raised by older parents so he was around a lot of old people
03:20:33.940 a lot of death and that grounded him to to the world in a way that a lot of comedians probably
03:20:43.520 weren't because the thing about as soon as you get famous like your patrice o'neill actually had 0.96
03:20:52.500 a really good bit on this on opie and anthony like it's a beast that eats you and shits you out
03:20:58.680 and you just got to get back in line to get eaten again and everyone is running to get back at the 0.99
03:21:04.780 end of the line to get back into right right because once you're it before you get shit out 0.88
03:21:08.460 and after you get eaten like life is good in the stomach yeah and there's no shortage of people who
03:21:14.600 want to line up every single day to do that um but yeah like you know speaking like you were
03:21:21.120 just describing norm always seemed and this might be unfair but he always seemed like the opposite
03:21:26.900 of someone like uh a dennis miller so and a dennis miller who's a great conservative leaning comedian
03:21:34.920 um but he was a guy who had who loved five dollar words and norm hated that so like dennis miller
03:21:42.460 was always looking for a way to muscle in the peloponnesian war into a bit and just just to
03:21:49.520 like flex on the audience and norm never wanted to do that and so i really do think there was a
03:21:54.180 deeper appreciation of humanity that comes through in his writing that he's not trying to
03:22:00.280 put on a spectacle and not trying to seem smarter and you mentioned bill hicks earlier and bill hicks
03:22:06.180 was a breed of comedian that was trying to you know elevate himself above the audience you know 0.99
03:22:12.900 i always say that some comedians have this attitude where everyone in society is stupid 0.99
03:22:18.440 except the people in this room right now yeah yeah and george carlin was a master of that 1.00
03:22:24.020 everyone's stupid except us right like like i've got the older i get the less patience i have 0.97
03:22:31.000 for that type of guy and the more appreciation i have for someone like norm mcdonald i think 0.99
03:22:37.120 i think it's also norm knew at a young age he was smarter than everybody else
03:22:44.380 yeah and he's a careful observer and he is a very well-read guy and he didn't want like that's a
03:22:51.160 very rare mix where someone knows that they got they're tuned into something no one else has tuned
03:22:57.400 into but they don't use it to elevate themselves above others and quite the contrary he might make
03:23:02.780 himself an embarrassment a fool but um you know anyone who's ever met him anyone who's read like
03:23:09.160 you read this book like oh there's a highly intelligent person who wrote this and i know 1.00
03:23:13.060 this because i've read what these other fucking morons have written and they're trying to sound 0.99
03:23:17.500 smart olivia munn really wants to sound smart she wrote an autobiography at like 29 who does that 1.00
03:23:24.260 a sociopath a lot of these people are fucking sociopaths amy schumer might very well have 0.98
03:23:30.060 three autobiographies you know what i mean but like because they don't they don't know how to be 1.00
03:23:35.200 a fucking person and a lot of comedians don't no they don't and what is and it's funny you bring 0.92
03:23:42.520 up dennis miller before because i think besides conan o'brien right of of the famous people who 0.99
03:23:50.380 got norm i think dennis miller was the biggest norm fan yeah exactly that's why i didn't want
03:23:55.920 to like disparage him because i know they were big friends and i mean like yeah norm got like
03:24:01.340 his big break writing jokes for or one of his breaks uh writing jokes for dennis miller uh
03:24:08.780 yeah Dennis Miller you're right he I mean he had that political talk show for a while where it was
03:24:15.300 like uh I think it was an HBO show where he got to just like riff on whatever and like he definitely
03:24:21.960 tried to be he tried to take weekend update with him wherever he went right yeah I guess he would
03:24:30.720 be like the conservative version of Bill Maher at the time because Bill yeah yeah a little bit but
03:24:35.460 Less, less so, less smarmy, like whatever, whatever, if, if liberals like smarmy max, then what, what would a conservative, I guess like conservatives have like this inferiority complex to liberals when it comes to education.
03:24:57.340 So they're going to try and use as many $5 words as possible. 0.99
03:25:01.260 New rule, be gay with your dog. 1.00
03:25:05.460 new rule if you're gonna protest israel you gotta set yourself on fire 0.99
03:25:12.940 i just i this we're going into so many tangents oh and and that's that's mostly what this show
03:25:23.720 is it's this is a vanity project for me to talk about things i like with people i like
03:25:28.200 uh if people end up listening to it great if not uh this will be something to be used against me
03:25:34.500 in a court of law how about a vanity fair it's vanity fair but with an e at the end so it's a 0.83
03:25:40.140 renaissance horse shit it's a vanity fair it's a there's a circus there's a loop-de-loop uh the 1.00
03:25:49.400 teacups are always always running and guess what there's a fat bitch with tattoos and talks about 1.00
03:25:57.260 how big her boobs are all her friends call her voluptuous and she hangs out at the renaissance 1.00
03:26:02.740 fair and she's sassy and she's sassy and anyone on earth can sleep with her her name is made 0.95
03:26:09.400 marinade i don't know if you have that in your pocket i just i just pulled that out 0.98
03:26:25.540 this is a good ass show 1.00
03:26:28.240 if anyone doesn't like this they can go fuck themselves 1.00
03:26:30.280 well I can't say that anymore 1.00
03:26:32.680 the original few episodes
03:26:34.760 of Cannon Fodder I did tell the audience 1.00
03:26:36.780 to go fuck themselves 1.00
03:26:37.780 and I got some feedback 1.00
03:26:39.680 we got notes
03:26:41.940 okay name names I think I know
03:26:44.420 who would have said that
03:26:45.300 no no no I'm not going to name names
03:26:47.220 and I definitely agree
03:26:49.500 because it should be
03:26:51.160 I should have more reverence for the people
03:26:53.340 who want
03:26:54.600 is if it was burden blink twice well luckily i'm not uh i'm not i'm actually um new rule if you go
03:27:05.400 on the daily wire no rule what what a great guy to just clown on who's still just going oh and
03:27:15.700 the worst part the worst is people who uh see him making like common sense points from 20 years ago
03:27:24.100 it's like look at how he's evolving
03:27:25.680 you know he's he's becoming
03:27:27.860 based and hecking red pill like us 0.97
03:27:29.940 we're gonna we're gonna capture
03:27:31.960 some industries
03:27:33.020 it's like now that
03:27:35.200 a third of the people in america are getting 0.98
03:27:37.920 raped he's like whoa whoa whoa 0.99
03:27:39.680 something went terribly
03:27:41.980 wrong uh another
03:27:43.840 another side tangent right uh
03:27:45.880 because we're just that this whole show is
03:27:47.820 tangents but uh did you see
03:27:50.080 his episode on joe rogan
03:27:51.920 um
03:27:53.760 no i saw clips okay well okay well the important clip was him waxing poetic about his childhood
03:28:01.180 he's not he's one of these guys who's not good in an impromptu situation like when he's just
03:28:09.000 going off but but the way that he talks about he's like he's like oh man i had this idyllic
03:28:15.420 childhood we could we could stay out late we didn't have to worry about anything there were
03:28:19.920 no kids on milk cartons uh there was no crime you stayed out till dark you came in when the
03:28:25.240 streetlights came in you couldn't buy that today and it's like yeah you can't buy that so you sold
03:28:30.960 it yes you specifically sold that down the river guys like him um how do you not get that you call
03:28:39.520 this like i don't know if you'll be classified as a boomer but let's just say libs older libs if we
03:28:44.540 want to be not too controversial but they have no concept of cause and effect and what you're
03:28:51.180 seeing now in the zeitgeist is a massive cope the likes we've never seen before where they're
03:28:58.180 actually admitting that things are kind of crazy right now but the conversation can never begin
03:29:03.720 with was this because of all that stuff we did was it because of they their story is things just
03:29:09.280 went too far one day but what does too far mean too far means you were on this one track and then
03:29:17.280 it just kept going a bit too far but like you have no opinion on that track that you built that led
03:29:22.980 you it's like the great anton sugar says if the rule you follow brought you to this point of what
03:29:27.880 value was the rule definitely so he his whole thing he's selling right now is like things are
03:29:33.900 kind of crazy now i'm like no you got everything you wanted yeah and now you need to answer for it
03:29:39.520 okay so have you ever read watchman yes okay so so the the part where night owl two goes uh what
03:29:47.520 happened to us what happened to the american dream and comedians just like what happened it came true
03:29:53.500 you're living it this is this is it and i think about that a lot yeah like you got everything
03:30:02.180 you wanted every everything was successful everyone says makes fun of the conservatives 0.96
03:30:07.260 for never conserving anything okay here you here you fucking go and but i i really want to just 0.93
03:30:12.920 drag them kicking the screen into the reality of like you need to answer for this at some point 0.97
03:30:18.480 it can't just be that one day things went kooky that actually doesn't make any sense
03:30:23.480 one day for no reason at all exactly exactly but that's the world they live in they can't
03:30:30.040 chain these causes together and that's a problem that i'm trying to figure out how to solve without
03:30:37.280 being too adversarial um and maybe they're not capable of it i don't know but like and maybe
03:30:42.960 it's not even worth it talking to someone like him because what they want to frame it as is you know
03:30:48.980 kids these days yeah they yeah youths could be here well here's the funny thing they always say
03:30:57.040 You know, everyone gets a participation trophy these days.
03:31:00.240 I'm like, well, what do you mean?
03:31:01.800 Because the kids didn't give themselves a participation trophy.
03:31:05.640 You gave them the participation trophy.
03:31:07.880 They didn't ask for it.
03:31:09.340 It's just society started making participation trophies and giving them the kids.
03:31:13.420 And so you're wondering why that happened.
03:31:15.200 I don't know. 1.00
03:31:15.380 You tell me, motherfucker. 1.00
03:31:16.540 Why did you make somebody not legal participation trophies? 1.00
03:31:21.100 Exactly.
03:31:21.660 Like you did all the stuff.
03:31:23.760 It was you guys who did it all.
03:31:25.360 so so uh i know i know that you are not a fan of the boomers i i have an essay uh that should be
03:31:32.600 coming out on double dealer uh pretty pretty soon about some traveling i did and i think i i take a
03:31:39.260 tangent where i just go into how much i despise the boomers as a generation well i will say this
03:31:45.220 uh in the chat that we're both a part of someone prompted me by saying give me some boomer hate 0.60
03:31:50.660 Yes. Yes. That's what I wish I'd save that somewhere because I could just listen to that on my commute every day.
03:31:57.680 But I also take great pains to also, you know, try and maintain a connection with boomers to be like, okay, we've got this issue in our society, where the older generation seems to hate that younger generation and vice versa. What can we do about that? So I'm always trying to engage with the boomers as well to try and see it from their point of view as well. I know Tim Dillon, mentioned him before he's coming out with a book called Death by Boomers. 0.69
03:32:25.460 is he i i always thought that that was a fake business idea i didn't know he actually had a 0.96
03:32:31.040 book coming out i'm excited to read that yeah and it's you know it's going to be like how boomers
03:32:36.040 ruined america ruined the economy but i'm i'm always so pro that yeah i'm always challenging
03:32:42.900 myself though not to go down that road because i'm like you know like one day and this is something
03:32:49.640 And just to circle it back to Norm MacDonald, what I recognize in him as I get older is, like you had mentioned before, a man who's familiar with death, who's comfortable around death, and who's thought about death more than most people have ever had, especially from a young age, it seems, if he was battling cancer repeatedly.
03:33:10.380 so i think there's there's like a type of mind that they they behave a certain way and think
03:33:17.400 certain thoughts about the end about the future a lot of young people don't think about the future
03:33:21.900 it's very rare that someone even in their 30s or 40s thinks about what's it going to be like when
03:33:26.880 i'm 70 what's going to be like when i can't take care of myself i think he did um and i try and do
03:33:31.460 the same thing so i'm a millennial i'm in my 30s and i'm often overtaken by this fear that you know 0.99
03:33:40.140 one day we're going to be treated like the boomers because there's no shortage of dumb shit 0.96
03:33:45.300 millennials have done and i've mentioned this before i'll give you one we've made an utter 0.99
03:33:49.600 casino out of crypto and just flooded it with rug pulls and shit coins to the point where 0.93
03:33:55.640 crypto is seen as this insane cult like thing whether that's earned or unearned or fair or 0.97
03:34:01.460 unfair and that's going to be laid at the feet of millennials by the younger generation they're
03:34:05.640 say why did you guys do that why did you kill crypto why why did you guys treat crypto like
03:34:11.720 the boomers treated the real estate market and i'm not going to have an answer for them oh man
03:34:16.240 that's i have a lot to think about now yeah so i'm trying to be like okay let me figure out if 0.97
03:34:22.160 there's a way where we can put an end to this intergenerational war because i see that coming
03:34:27.400 and maybe i'm a bit too fatalistic thinking about end of life thinking about me in my 70s if i'm
03:34:33.620 lucky but you know for a lot of millennials you chat really think about what you might be like
03:34:39.560 when you're in your 65 70 80 there's a um oh man i heard this story and i heard it i i it was either
03:34:46.760 a video from a tv show or something it might have even been yellowstone and i'm kind of 0.83
03:34:50.680 i'm reluctant to tell it if it's from yellowstone because it's so gay but hey guess what i've watched 0.96
03:34:56.720 all that horse shit too so talk about a show that had such promise from the first episode 0.99
03:35:02.960 it literally just goes beat for beat with the godfather but with cowboys yeah and like i'm like 0.99
03:35:08.780 okay i'm like i'm like hell yeah i i can dig this and then it just girl boss too close to the sun
03:35:16.120 that the character of the sister what's her name yes you know the death i'm like fantastic actor 0.58
03:35:25.060 fantastic performance from her terribly written character i hate her character and i hate the
03:35:32.540 the situation she gets herself in
03:35:34.780 that not only make no sense
03:35:36.800 but actually don't serve the plot
03:35:38.700 they just needed like a mic drop
03:35:40.960 okay can I, sorry
03:35:42.180 a tangent within a tangent
03:35:43.300 the one scene where
03:35:46.480 she tarts herself up
03:35:48.560 and I forget the context of it but she's going
03:35:50.520 to visit someone in prison
03:35:52.040 and she's 1.00
03:35:54.440 pretending she's going to fuck him 1.00
03:35:55.860 and then she just delivers like this 1.00
03:35:58.180 mic drop moment where she tells
03:36:00.500 him like I'm going to ruin you
03:36:02.440 and you're going to be in here forever and just like laying into him there's nothing to live for 1.00
03:36:06.700 and i'm wondering why doesn't this hardened criminal rape and kill her if that is the case 1.00
03:36:11.220 if it's the case that she's in there alone and she's delivering the information that she's ruined 0.99
03:36:16.780 his life there's nothing you can do about it it's like at that point just rape like it doesn't make
03:36:21.440 sense in reality that he would just be there just thunderstruck by that's my drop moment
03:36:27.280 that's my problem with a lot of modern writing is that your villains can't be evil
03:36:35.540 yeah you know uh like like even in the walking dead is is a good example like negan or whatever
03:36:43.440 is like the big bad because he kills a bunch of people and he like you know doesn't like this
03:36:47.120 psychopath sort of way but he doesn't there are there are lines that you would think a stone cold
03:36:55.260 psychopath would easily cross that they that just modern writers can't cross because they don't want
03:37:01.200 the backlash yeah they don't that people will blame the show people will blame like the writers
03:37:07.340 of you're you're promoting rape culture or something you know uh that that that scene
03:37:12.800 where beth goes to the prison reminded me of um arrested development yeah where the sister where 0.95
03:37:21.380 the sister goes to prison wearing the slut shirt it's amazing we haven't talked before because 0.75
03:37:26.820 we've watched all the same stuff well i mean i mean i'm i'm almost certain that everybody in 0.83
03:37:31.860 the side of things is just me with different haircuts yeah this is all just an extended
03:37:38.480 fugue state yeah i'm i've made you all up in my mind i feel bad for people because we're getting
03:37:45.320 further and further away from the book but i'm hoping it's thematically connected at least i
03:37:50.280 I think I've every episode has had tangents and a lot of them and people have seemed to respond well.
03:37:56.960 So if you're still listening, thank you.
03:37:58.880 We'll get back to the book now.
03:38:01.120 I wonder if you wanted before I forget this.
03:38:05.880 Just the end of the book, it's this chapter just called the final chapter.
03:38:09.860 Yes, yes, definitely read that part, because I think that that is if this book or if his life even had a thesis statement,
03:38:17.080 if if lives have thesis statements and not in like a middle school way i think i think that
03:38:23.320 last paragraph kind of does it yeah there's a last paragraph i'm going to read a bit before
03:38:29.720 just because i think this is the most serious he gets in the book like there's a couple of like
03:38:34.780 silly chapters after that i believe um that kind of tie together the jokes and stuff of the book
03:38:42.060 but uh this is sort of like his serious end of it where he says um i'll just i'll just read he says
03:38:48.500 i think a lot of people feel sorry for you if you were on snl and emerge from the show anything less
03:38:53.740 than a superstar they assume you must be bitter but it is impossible for me to be better better
03:38:58.800 i've been lucky if i had to sum up my whole life i guess those are the words i would choose all
03:39:03.960 right when i was a boy i was sure i'd never make it past moose creek ontario canada but i've been
03:39:09.940 all over the world except for europe asia australia africa and south america oh and antarctica but
03:39:16.240 that's really splitting hairs i mean how many people have ever been to an antarctica i never
03:39:21.240 expected to be any more than a common laborer and i would have considered myself lucky to have
03:39:26.260 achieved that but i was blessed with so much more i'm a stand-up comedian have and have been for
03:39:31.660 over a quarter of a century i performed thousands of hours from a small club in ottawa ontario all
03:39:37.700 way to a small club in edmonton alberta sometimes i get big laughs and think i'm the best stand up
03:39:42.920 in the whole world and other times i bomb and think i'm not even in the top five before i was
03:39:49.200 famous i had a whole bunch of jobs where all i needed was boots people would look right past me
03:39:53.680 or if they did look at me it was with a mean look but when i got famous people would look at me and
03:39:58.880 smile and wonder where they knew me from if they flat out recognized me they'd laugh and dance like
03:40:04.180 they'd won a prize and i'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love so to frame
03:40:09.560 so the fame made the world which is a real cold place a little less cold as for my gambling it's
03:40:16.760 true i lost it all a few times but that's because i always took the long shot and it never came in
03:40:21.540 but i still have some time before i cross that river and if you're at the table and you're
03:40:25.560 rolling them bones and there's no money in playing there's no money in playing it safe
03:40:29.020 you have to take all your chips and put them on double six and watch every eye goes to you and
03:40:34.040 then to those red dice doing their wild dance and freezing time before finding the cruel green felt
03:40:40.240 i've been lucky i think that's just a fantastic way to really summarize his life i i yeah he and
03:40:50.400 yes there are a couple chapters after this where he he wraps up the the narrative and he wraps
03:40:56.360 everything up in a nice neat bow but that's that's really the ending of the book there's a theme not
03:41:03.540 theme but it's it's um i almost want to call it a gimmick and i don't know if i like this as much
03:41:09.140 i know it's integral to the plot but i didn't like really the ghostwriter i loved it because
03:41:14.600 he made up a ghostwriter yeah and the ghostwriter for people haven't read the book the ghostwriter
03:41:19.280 sort of um ends every chapter with his own thoughts as he's working with norm and writing
03:41:25.360 the book and because he's a ghostwriter he ends up becoming norm yeah exactly and then and that
03:41:33.200 that ties up the plot where the gangster is looking to kill norm for stealing money from him
03:41:38.960 so he ends up stealing he ends up killing the ghost writer and the ghost writer by that point
03:41:44.380 is so he's so far past broken that he welcomes death there's a lot of death in this i i don't
03:41:51.980 know i don't know how you can't love that but i mean no i i liked the theme i just didn't like
03:41:59.020 that i don't know i just didn't like the it is a little jarring i yeah i it doesn't quite fit
03:42:06.120 the rest but it's just such a good addition that i don't care i don't even know what i would
03:42:13.040 rather it be but when when you when you notice it at the first it's like okay chapter over
03:42:17.840 here's a message from the ghostwriter i'm like okay so it's going to be the messages right now
03:42:22.000 story within the story it ended up being good i might maybe i would have liked it integrated
03:42:26.940 differently i don't know what i mean saying but maybe maybe different chapters like whole like
03:42:31.780 whole chapters devoted to the i don't know because i would have been interesting seeing the notes
03:42:36.880 like interspaced maybe a bit more throughout i don't know maybe because it's like you know i
03:42:42.200 read something like like uh david foster wallace or these guys that have these large digressions
03:42:48.140 in footnotes and there's a lot there in infinite jest i'm i'm kind of working slowly through it
03:42:55.280 because it's just so big so you're one of these guys that's reading infinite jest day oh yeah i
03:43:00.480 mean i'm a i'm a sad boy i've got it on my shelf i've had it on my shelf for like four years you
03:43:06.260 know it really props up my coffee table well it really ties the room together uh it sounds good
03:43:12.060 like i'm you know i'm sure it's good you know so far so good but like i can't imagine another
03:43:17.500 thousand pages of this within within literary circles sometimes it seems like liking david
03:43:23.600 foster wallace is like liking quentin tarantino like i don't know if i'm allowed to like like him
03:43:28.660 because otherwise people are gonna like make fun of me for liking an obvious well that's that's why
03:43:34.540 i enjoy my buddy astral who is who just talks a lot about both of those guys uh and and very
03:43:43.020 intelligently he has a lot of good things to say about them everything i've seen from david foster
03:43:48.280 wallace i've liked um and i gotta work my way through a lot of that that sort of literature
03:43:54.580 zero hp lovecraft as a theory that you either like his fiction or you like his essays but
03:44:02.820 very few people like both that sounds sensible enough and he's a guy who knows a thing or two
03:44:09.340 about writing so if if i didn't believe it before i'll probably believe it now
03:44:13.900 yes i we appeal to authority on this show if anyone says anything with full confidence i'm
03:44:22.800 just gonna go along with you on it i just like passion there's there's one part early on as well
03:44:31.540 or not early it's like probably midway through the book where he gets fired from snl
03:44:35.600 and there's a great setup it's like no one who writes this sketch could ever be fired from snl
03:44:41.480 right and and he he talks about the oj jokes which is like his like probably probably the
03:44:53.440 thing that he is most known for i i'd say in the wider popular culture his stint on snl
03:45:00.940 as the weekend update host where he had jokes with jim downey as a jim downey was the writer
03:45:07.200 at the time who but who did you see his interview on conan's podcast where where he has the epstein
03:45:13.840 jokes i don't think so no oh i'll send you the link later because it's just hysterical because
03:45:20.100 he he you can tell that he worked with norm because he he he brings up jeffrey epstein and
03:45:26.960 he's like a lot has been said about jeffrey epstein uh and he doesn't he i'll send it to
03:45:32.500 because i'm gonna butcher it right now but it's it's it's terrific uh just speaking of the oj
03:45:36.900 joke before i forget i just saw a clip the other like a few days ago um i don't know what drew me
03:45:43.580 to it but i've never seen oj uh never seen norm don't do the oj joke i think it was at the espn
03:45:50.660 awards the espies oh unless you kill your wife and a waiter yeah yeah so he just tells then the 0.93
03:45:55.980 crowd full of black people and then if people don't remember this at the time i'm old enough 0.98
03:46:02.040 to kind of remember this i was very very young but i remember like um the society was divided
03:46:08.660 where like nearly every black person would believe either believed or wanted to believe
03:46:14.640 that oj was innocent and so like him doing that joke to a room full of like black athletes like 0.84
03:46:19.020 you see them like shaking their head like that is not cool it's like what that's a different world 0.99
03:46:24.680 entirely yeah uh ken griffey jr was probably my favorite baseball player of my lifetime
03:46:31.080 uh i mean i and i really got the end of his career when i started watching him so like his his peak
03:46:37.600 was probably the 90s and and he was pissed at that joke i know he was so mad and that that's
03:46:45.880 kind of made me rethink my my uh like liking of the guy well because it's like what part
03:46:52.540 i can imagine i mean of course oj did it i mean come on well because i can imagine a norm mcdonald
03:46:59.220 type joke after oj passes where some i don't know how to structure but it'd be something along the
03:47:05.400 lines of you know oj's greatest crime is never catching the man who killed right it's him like
03:47:11.780 he vowed he would um my my buddy on twitter uh your odinson or uh i don't know how to say it but
03:47:20.940 he had he had probably the best joke it was uh it was an edit of norm in at the pearly gates in
03:47:26.560 heaven and he's like oj died are you sure i don't see him anywhere okay this is what i love about
03:47:32.800 norm and i don't want to get too meta with this but watching norm become not a meme but
03:47:39.740 deeply imprinted into the cultural zeitgeist has been a real like dream come true for someone like
03:47:47.940 me because i watch a lot of these guys carefully we talk about patrice o'neill we talk about these
03:47:52.300 other comedians and i'm obsessed with um talent actors musicians whoever comedians who just don't
03:48:00.860 get it who don't make it and they they're they're beloved and they're good there's something they're
03:48:06.160 holding them back and with patrice o'neill it was sort of a self-sabotage um with a lot of these
03:48:11.760 guys it's self-sabotage oh it always is but there's also like a refusal to compromise and i
03:48:20.180 think that gets masked as sabotage yeah but but watching norm like norm by all accounts
03:48:25.420 could have been buried as there's a lot of comedians who are good and are legends among
03:48:31.300 other comedians maybe even rodney dangerfield maybe rodney dangerfield ironically never got
03:48:35.960 the respect he deserved in passing you know i mean but norm is is just this example this archetype
03:48:43.080 of a guy who did break through he became in my opinion legendary status in a way that you know
03:48:49.720 what maybe i don't think jerry seinfeld is going to get to that level no maybe that's a big claim
03:48:54.140 because who's bigger than jerry seinfeld but like the fact that people that just jerry seinfeld's
03:48:59.440 great he'll tell you himself yeah but yes i like it before i lose a straight thought like norman 0.64
03:49:06.640 the essence of norm has been grabbed by not just us on the fucking schizo right but the younger 0.53
03:49:13.540 generation the internet generation who maybe had no business liking that sort of thing this much
03:49:18.740 but i do think they they're gonna carry him there's always gonna be a norm joke lurking
03:49:24.280 around the corner for everything and that's special and that wasn't supposed to happen
03:49:28.540 but it did and that's i don't know i i think that's important for a lot of creatively minded
03:49:34.940 people to keep in mind that he just as as as many breaks as he might have fumbled as many
03:49:40.880 all the shows the pilots the movies that got trashed like he's he's gonna be bigger than 0.98
03:49:46.940 all these motherfuckers so there's two things first i would just i would i would pay good money 0.97
03:49:54.200 to watch is like a gen alpha kid watch a skibbity toilet video and then the next queued up is norm 1.00
03:50:03.420 and then you just and then immediately they just mature and they're like oh puberty like i'm an
03:50:08.800 adult now you know like that would be good and then oh i'm a real person now like oh wow i was
03:50:15.640 like i i've been awakened like this is like norm is plato's cave it that's such a and i bet he
03:50:24.200 would appreciate that analogy he would think it was funny and and perhaps grandiose but i i do
03:50:29.880 think that's real um and again maybe maybe maybe tim dylan ends up there one day i don't know
03:50:35.920 his podcast is so you and i are going to do a different episode on just tim dylan i think
03:50:42.440 or comedians in general i mean that's the whole that's basically what this became but
03:50:46.460 if people don't know tim dylan here's all i need to know about him there's a great wealth of clips
03:50:51.860 out there um after jeffrey epstein killed himself he went around la dressed as the temple on epstein's
03:50:59.940 island he made a costume of it and did a whole bit where he was looking for work and he's like
03:51:05.900 well, this is where a satanic pedophile temple 0.82
03:51:08.480 would go to find work. 0.99
03:51:09.640 He'd go to Hollywood.
03:51:11.580 Just the fact that someone did that bit
03:51:13.620 almost immediately after that happened,
03:51:16.700 that's true. 0.99
03:51:17.580 He's got some set of balls. 0.97
03:51:20.840 And I also, I've really enjoyed, 0.97
03:51:23.160 he went to the woman debate or whatever in LA
03:51:26.960 and he took a picture with Anna Kachayan
03:51:29.700 and declared that he was now straight 0.92
03:51:32.880 because Tim Dillon's gay. 0.98
03:51:34.760 Apparently he's gay. 0.98
03:51:35.520 i've never seen it but apparently he's he's a homosexual and bobby kennedy who is running for 0.97
03:51:42.640 president in in his in his boomer brain comments way to go tim she's a beautiful lady i'm glad 0.57
03:51:51.280 that she un-gayed you and again everyone comes out of that story looking good in my opinion that's
03:51:57.400 just no no it's a terrific and like if he didn't delete the tweet i'd vote for bobby kennedy in a 0.99
03:52:03.760 heartbeat yeah what a great that's presidential banter like who else is doing that shit that's 0.83
03:52:10.120 that's almost that's funnier than what like trump is good because he just goes on like a script in 0.97
03:52:15.020 a sense in his mind but i don't know if he could riff that that good in a moment um so back to the
03:52:23.220 oj joke so norm gets fired from snl but he decides that he he plays it because everybody knows that
03:52:32.900 well all right if you don't know i say everybody knows but maybe you don't uh norm gets fired from
03:52:38.300 snl because he kept telling oj simpson jokes and they warned him repeatedly can you can you can
03:52:44.860 you can you let up on the oj jokes right don olmeyer who was the head of nbc is uh was really
03:52:53.020 good friends with oj right and he kept he kept begging lauren michaels to to stop norm which is
03:53:01.740 just as just as an aside that's such a funny thing to like an event to happen
03:53:06.700 like that's on that's that's the second line of don olmeyer's wikipedia page he's dead now
03:53:11.960 and he will forever be known as the guy who fired norm mcdonald over the oj simpson trial
03:53:17.740 just just pleading with someone to stop the jokes like that's not what everyone's talking about by
03:53:23.960 the way and and so norm in his book he doesn't go for a cheap shot he he reverses himself right
03:53:31.600 he reverses a situation where Don thinks it's hilarious and he loves
03:53:35.960 ripping on his pal OJ and he wants more OJ jokes
03:53:39.660 and Norm just can't deliver.
03:53:45.060 Like he thinks it's mean.
03:53:46.960 He doesn't want to be mean to OJ.
03:53:49.140 This man was proven innocent in a court of law.
03:53:52.640 No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:53:53.880 It's great.
03:53:54.420 I need more OJ. 0.99
03:53:55.420 Like, like more cowbell, you know, just like the fucking J Jonah Jameson 0.99
03:53:59.780 looking for more pictures of Spider-Man. 0.96
03:54:01.600 Yeah, and just, you have to, that had to be the low point of his career, I would think, is just, you know, he does have everybody's support.
03:54:14.680 He's got David Letterman in his corner, you know, he's got all the SNL guys who liked him, you know, so really that's just Sandler at that point, who goes on to be like the biggest star in the world, you know.
03:54:31.600 it's funny like this is i want to say something that sounds very gay but norm mcdonald just like
03:54:39.100 patrice o'neill has this what i would call like a devilish element about him devilish flair
03:54:45.620 where he's like they're begging me to stop doing oj jokes and my career's on the line probably this
03:54:51.480 is rolling the dice but wouldn't it be funny if i just never stopped wouldn't it be funny if i just
03:54:57.120 blew this up wouldn't it be funny if i was invited back to snl after i was fired and just talk about
03:55:04.700 how much the show sucks i know and you're not like shane gillis didn't do that no no shane gill 0.94
03:55:10.080 shane gillis said that he wanted to shoot himself on live tv live from my mouth this gun 0.98
03:55:18.480 i i mean like as far as bits go like bits all over the place but
03:55:29.360 but he's on fire ladies and gentlemen shane shane 0.96
03:55:37.020 he he doesn't have he nobody has that though that set of balls he he is he was like the ballsiest
03:55:46.460 comedian yeah like shane like to me norm did what i don't think shane gills will do because i actually
03:55:55.740 think deep down shane wants to be he wants to be famous he wants to be a company guy like it's not
03:56:00.820 in him he doesn't have a self-destructive streak i don't think he wants to be the bud light guy
03:56:05.820 he he i respond very positively to guys who have a self-destructive streak in all forms of media
03:56:13.080 whatever your trade is that's why i love that i keep bringing up patrice o'neill but there's other 0.99
03:56:17.760 comedians like that who you know get into a room full of executives and tell them to go fuck 0.92
03:56:23.100 themselves just for a just because you think that would be the coolest thing ever it's not for 0.98
03:56:28.040 content there's no camera on it it just becomes this story that people trade in arty lang has
03:56:34.320 the best norm story ever in that regard uh apparently like after uh after an episode of
03:56:40.620 snl harvey weinstein is at the studio and they're all talking and apparently harvey weinstein loves
03:56:48.640 this one comedian who every all comedians thought was pretty gimmicky i think it might have been i
03:56:53.740 don't know who it was i think it might have been andrew dice clay they never say you know it might
03:56:58.980 have i'm trying to think of because there's a few gimmicky comedians but he would be the king of
03:57:02.540 gimmick yeah and and and um so harvey weinstein says i think this guy's a genius what do you
03:57:11.600 think norm and norm just looks around and he says what is he like good at math or something
03:57:16.780 and just completely makes harvey weinstein who who at that time is the most powerful man in 0.99
03:57:25.780 hollywood he makes him look like a total asshole just the dismissiveness of that comment 0.97
03:57:32.180 is what does it it like a hard passionate no would have been less insulting it's like what 1.00
03:57:38.820 the fuck are you talking about and ask kissy yeah he's great and or or just something to 0.98
03:57:44.220 ingratiate yourself with with the biggest name in hollywood and you get a dirty work too 1.00
03:57:49.160 or you get you get a sandler level career because and listen i i like adam sandler movies um i i
03:57:57.420 really i really respect that he stayed loyal to his friends i like him as a guy yeah his movie
03:58:04.320 his movies now suck but i i kind of respect that like go and get a lot of money for you and your
03:58:11.040 buddies like because that's what i would do i would do that can i say this another tangent 0.93
03:58:16.540 i was thinking about the movie click today and maybe this is a pathetic point that other people
03:58:24.400 made before but i really do think there's something very deep and dark about that movie
03:58:29.160 as a very a very masculine metaphor because the the story of click is the man finds a remote where
03:58:36.180 he can fast forward through parts of his life that he doesn't like right making control the universe
03:58:41.020 with this remote universal remote yeah yeah and he uses it to like fast forward through his life
03:58:46.120 to only get to the good points he ends up destroying his marriage uh because you know
03:58:50.420 what happens to him when he is fast forwarding well he's kind of on autopilot he's just staring
03:58:54.360 blankly ahead and engaging
03:58:56.320 minimally with the world around him
03:58:57.880 and then but that is if you
03:59:00.460 remove the science fiction the aspect of
03:59:02.520 it like that is a very in my
03:59:04.560 opinion male problem that
03:59:06.380 a lot of guys guys get up in their own head
03:59:08.440 guys are at the dinner table
03:59:10.420 and they're not asking their kids about their
03:59:12.440 day they're not asking their wife you can only
03:59:14.360 is what it is for so long
03:59:16.080 yeah but but this idea like we're gonna tell
03:59:18.340 a story that addresses the
03:59:20.400 fact that men fathers
03:59:22.520 can tend to disconnect because they get too worked up in their own head about the future
03:59:27.140 always thinking about the future which is important but it's a story about a man who
03:59:31.720 loses his family because he's not present and i think that's a a more nuanced story than i would
03:59:39.040 have expected going into that film and again maybe that's an obvious thing to a lot of people but i
03:59:44.300 just know sandler is a good actor you know uh even funny people i thought he was a good actor in that
03:59:51.320 he's playing a dying guy uh he was good in click i thought that was a well done like a well-written
03:59:58.520 film uh uncut gems which is like his serious role which is the most anti-semitic film ever made
04:00:06.300 but great and uh and then there's uh what do you call it um the punch drunk love yeah by
04:00:14.580 paul thomas anderson and he kicks ass in that movie every so often he does it just to prove 0.99
04:00:19.520 that he can yeah no it's it's literally just a a fuck you to to people who dismiss him as the 0.99
04:00:25.980 water boy and then just does a movie of jennifer aniston where he doesn't change out of the clothes 0.99
04:00:30.880 he arrived on set with right who gives a fuck he he shows up in his norm show hat and his dirty work 0.89
04:00:37.300 sweatshirt oh man this is i very rarely do i get to talk about uh comedians like this even on our 0.99
04:00:47.560 show we don't talk about that much um because i it's you and i have clearly seen the same stuff 0.65
04:00:54.180 i love the you know i used to fucking religiously for a while watch old clips of a tough crowd with 0.56
04:01:02.820 holland quinn on youtube that's this old talk show if anyone doesn't know what this is um for 0.64
04:01:10.160 those who are still tuning in it's this amazing time capsule you could find on youtube so there
04:01:16.000 was this uh late night talk show with colin quinn uh where he would get a bunch of comedian friends
04:01:20.580 around and they discuss the news and then you'd have a lot of the opian anthony guys you'd have
04:01:24.820 your jim norns and then you'd have your greg geraldos a lot of the roast guys around there
04:01:28.460 greg geraldos uh guys like mark maron who just have never changed since like the early 2000s 0.96
04:01:35.860 just the same type of guy same type of bullshit jokes but um it's a time capsule because you can
04:01:42.120 find the original it looked like it was ripped from a vhs copy someone just uploaded it from 0.98
04:01:46.880 youtube so they recorded it off tv so you get all these old commercials and you get this show
04:01:50.940 that in my opinion captures the post 9-11 vibe in a way that nothing else does like you could see
04:01:57.660 what were they really talking about in regards to terrorists al-qaeda like what could you get
04:02:03.580 away with then was there a maybe a vein more patriotism yes or no what does that you know
04:02:10.120 reflect if i if i had you for another hour and a half i would because i have religiously like you
04:02:16.740 have been listening to that or watching that i have been listening to coast to coast am with
04:02:21.480 art bell and i have been listening i have been listening to the old opian anthony shows especially
04:02:26.560 the ones with patrice on them yep okay just it the more things change the more they say this like
04:02:32.920 it's it's it's jarring and it's like this weird nostalgia but also just nothing has changed
04:02:41.600 nothing because i mean right around you can hear what the reaction when barack obama was elected
04:02:49.000 um because like i think patrice was still alive at that point and then just like there's a moment
04:02:55.140 in time that a lot of people if they didn't experience it can actually if they didn't
04:02:59.440 experience it those who remember it maybe don't remember it correctly they rolled the t
04:03:02.660 because i was in high school at the time and they rolled the tv in to watch the election or to watch
04:03:07.740 the inauguration what an odd time like if you say a lot of people just don't run a lot of people
04:03:13.560 don't remember covid either but a lot of people just don't i remember i i i wish we were back in
04:03:18.240 the good old days when the only time they want they rolled the tv into the classroom in the
04:03:22.900 middle of the day was to watch a space shuttle explode it'd be fine they rolled in because they 0.99
04:03:29.340 who was going to watch this shit kids kids big birds about to die hey you ever seen a national 0.99
04:03:35.360 tragedy hey timmy doesn't your father work on the 93rd floor one of the best opian anthony bits 1.00
04:03:43.260 another tangent within a tangent was uh it was with patrice and they were just doing a segment
04:03:48.320 about daydreaming they're talking about how guys you know guys have this ability to daydream women
04:03:54.120 don't have it men can just sit there for an hour and run a weird scenario in their mind like a like
04:04:00.540 a film and maybe some people don't have that ability but a lot of guys do and then yeah exactly
04:04:06.920 and then you know it's like what would you do in the end of the world situation and anthony cumia
04:04:10.840 is talking about a deranged scenario where he's on like a boat by a beach in some like the road
04:04:19.420 type situation and he's got a high-powered sniper rifle and he stops this like like 14 year old
04:04:27.360 girl from being raped by a black guy you know right and then takes and then rescues her and 0.99
04:04:33.660 takes her on board and basically has sex with her and then and i was like so your fantasy is you 1.00
04:04:39.000 stop a rape to rape like what the fuck are you talking about there was another there was another 1.00
04:04:47.280 bit like that where joe rogan is on opie and anthony and uh joe you know anthony has is always 1.00
04:04:57.060 carrying a gun with him and joe's like uh don't you think that uh by carrying that gun with you
04:05:01.680 at all times you're kind of manifesting a situation in which you use it and patrice 0.97
04:05:06.080 just cuts in joe believe in magic he got like there's so many of these fucking moments there's 0.80
04:05:15.200 a lot of like dull moments in opie and anthony but like if if you look up i can only watch the 0.89
04:05:19.800 clips coast to coast i can do whole episodes uh opie and anthony i can really only do the funny
04:05:26.380 clips coast to coast maybe they need just a clipper in the mix but i'm like every time i
04:05:33.020 listen to the original art bell stuff but there's so much good shit here and there's so much stuff
04:05:37.740 that gets referenced and you know perfect and it's funny because there are clearly there are
04:05:44.460 episodes that are that they just won't release really i don't know i didn't go that deep with
04:05:51.100 it do you know which ones i mean like there's there's no alex jones episodes uh any any of
04:05:57.360 the sort of patriot militia stuff especially after uh okc most of that is purged right because
04:06:05.780 because what yeah he didn't start talking about ufos until after oklahoma city really it was
04:06:13.600 mostly like sort of a
04:06:15.680 Republican talk show.
04:06:18.220 Like his weird strain
04:06:19.640 of normie libertarianism
04:06:21.400 but like this, it was
04:06:23.440 very political and he was very
04:06:25.400 supportive of certain
04:06:27.380 movements and
04:06:29.260 you know, he happens to see
04:06:31.460 a UFO in like 95
04:06:33.460 or 96 and suddenly that's
04:06:35.520 what the show becomes.
04:06:37.580 See, this to me is
04:06:39.500 I don't know if anyone else has talked about this before.
04:06:41.340 That sounds like an episode in itself.
04:06:43.600 because that's I've never actually heard that before I mean even like you can't most of the
04:06:49.820 most of the episodes uh there's only like a handful like Spotify and even like the the
04:06:55.160 the collections on uh the archive.org right have like almost all of them right but you can't really
04:07:04.380 find anything from before 95 there's a few and most of them are like John Lear who uh was a
04:07:11.940 was a mirage man he was a fed he was a plant uh yeah it's it's you you have me on blood satellite
04:07:21.260 and we'll talk about um coast to coast absolutely i i desperately need to hear more about this
04:07:27.140 because i'm a fan but i haven't gone oh it's it's theater like as soon as you just appreciate it for
04:07:34.120 theater then you can kind of become a fan again but once you see that it's almost like like there's
04:07:39.180 so much like professional wrestling type shit going on with with the way guests are lined up
04:07:46.200 and like the and like obvious hoaxes uh that you think that he's not that art wasn't in on it but 0.96
04:07:54.220 he was in on a lot of stuff unfortunately oh man we got we got to go deep in this we've got again
04:07:59.740 gotten so far away from the book i apologize definitely no no and hey if you if you made it
04:08:05.000 this far um i i think i gotta go so i think i think we're gonna end it here dimes uh i want
04:08:13.100 you to tell all the people where they can find you uh you talk about stuff like this all the
04:08:17.160 time on your podcast and i want if if nobody if people are discovering you here uh that'd be cool
04:08:23.100 but there's no way oh thank you so much um i think the easiest place to find us is at blood
04:08:28.520 satellite.ca there you can find all the full episodes of the show we do a lot of what we
04:08:35.780 talked about here but we also do interviews on that show as well um and all the clips are there
04:08:40.920 as well um i'm on x at legally ironic they can find me there uh i also have a site of my writings
04:08:49.560 called the vanguardist journal that's vanguardist journal.com um yeah and that's that's about it
04:08:56.380 you can also find links to like our special paywall show where we discuss uh different
04:09:00.740 sub stacks and a lot of the big events in this scene and usually what i like to do is like take
04:09:06.440 two sub stacks where people are kind of like debating each other and then sort of explain
04:09:10.800 that to people but anyway no you gotta get going soon i don't want to take up no no it's chill
04:09:15.360 away and i'll make sure that all those links are below uh if you've listened to this uh thank you
04:09:21.440 This is definitely, I mean, you knew what you were getting with a Norm episode.
04:09:26.960 I'll say that.
04:09:27.640 But this is a vanity project for me.
04:09:30.660 This is a way to get people to maybe invest in Double Dealer.
04:09:34.440 If you like Double Dealer, if you like this podcast, buy a magazine, buy a subscription on our sub stack, support the show.
04:09:45.640 We take no money.
04:09:47.140 We give it all to the artists and the writers that submit to us.
04:09:50.120 we're just trying to put good art out there
04:09:52.640 I'm not very good at ending shows
04:09:55.160 so I'll just say insert ending
04:09:57.220 here