Ascending a Homeless Chud To Chad
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1 hour and 56 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of the Podcast, the boys are joined by one of their good friends, Clav, to talk about his journey to becoming the man he is today. Clav talks about how he got to where he is now, how he became the man that he is, and how he s improved his look over the years.
Transcript
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all right let's see what you got man all right where are we going and what are we doing what's
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up bro it's your world i'm just leasing we're trying to make this guy into a chat here today
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we're doing good man how about yourself great man all right that's amazing this
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guy's the real deal thank you god bless i appreciate it
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maybe i don't know i'm the victim haha yeah so i guess the shave wash condition
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all right my guys got a mog you know what i mean is there any uh any checks in the
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little yard over there that are any good what do you mean like where you were at before
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chicks and girls they're all gone it's a sausage party really that's real
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and if they were they wouldn't be up to par anyway really you know
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so um i'm gonna be quoting rakai here but you be beating your
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shit pardon me you beat your shit beat my shit yeah like jerkin jester gunning jerking off
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do i jerk off yeah no no not often okay is that real deal wow i guess yeah sure yeah yeah yeah
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i beat it like it owes me money i've never heard that one before should i make a movement here what's up
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oh my god man that's funny dude you're clam i can't believe this i can't believe this
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he said i've been beating it like it owes me money bro it's hilarious you have to
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long i'm keeping it long um see but i need it let's you know just wash conditions you know he's
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i don't cut my hair really yeah well i had to because i had dreads down in my ass and that got
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like unruly yeah so that was that and i just grow it long mostly i used to shave it
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bald all the time but then people thought i was balding i was like i'm not this is voluntary yeah yeah
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voluntary bald maxing yeah when i was when i was in when i was touring and stuff like that i
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it was i would just shave it walk you know so you must have a crazy bush
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a bush yeah like chewbacca in a leg lock yeah something like that man no no it's not that crazy
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it takes annex oh there you go hey probably this guy's awesome you must have a crazy bush
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you must suffer from rotten bush i don't know it just makes like that that's funny i like it
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it makes logical sense to me what um makes logical sense the hobo is british are you british uh i went
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to school and uh i i did like you know you're i'm european hell yeah like it's uh spanner
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lived in jamaica for three years you know all right and we got a uh special surprise for later
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30 minutes with her if you agree with clav's message and you're serious about improving your look
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you guys are going to want to check out clav's community on school once you're inside you get
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access to over a hundred courses on looks maxing pharmacology nootropics and social skills plus you
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get weekly calls with clav to get feedback and guidance in real time so if you guys want the
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absolute best information on looking better and access to a community of people who want to improve
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their look you guys are going to want to check this one out really yeah what are we gonna be doing
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that's up to you man oh you silly silly silly sick bastard i like that yeah yeah you know what i
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mean at what age did you realize you were devastatingly handsome was it two three four
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years old or you were just always new or since birth or when you were spit out wow that's a handsome baby
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what's going on well i looked maxed for a while so it took me a few years of uh sort of ascending
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to get to where i am i guess you ascended i like that yeah it's a good word right some excellent word
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rising above so a lot of work goes into the look i guess you could say dude it paid off thank you man i
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appreciate it say victorious thank you so much so yeah now we're doing the fashion weeks and stuff
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like that too pretty good did you see me so you were fashion week no oh because i don't watch fashion
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week i'm sorry oh it's okay i was beating somebody up no worries how does the phone have internet do you
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connect to like a store or wi-fi yeah that's right yeah that's pretty good cvs you said metro pcs oh
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metro across the street from cvs oh hell yeah good you all right hell yeah man there's some pretty cool
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sneakers you got on the blue ones oh those are proudest oh man those are big money they have insurance
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nice nice they're platform maxing you know what i mean he's not the one anyone oh he did the speed
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he had the my best friend turned me on to a few a few months ago and stuff like that i was like
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i was telling him you know this guy wanted something and he made it happen and it didn't even matter that he
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was and he told me the process and i was like that's sure will isn't it and i was like very
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impressive thank you i appreciate that man no it's real dude yeah just i it's kind of weird to me
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sometimes when things go viral because i don't really get it you know i don't get it either but
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you know what it is it is what it is internet likes weird i guess you know they like their weird
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shit god works in mysterious ways but you got a great platform thank you deserve it i appreciate
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it it wasn't given to you that is true but we'll try to look max because that's the entire message
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right once you ascend these kind of things just just happen things just fall into place you know so
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hopefully something falls into place for you maybe you could get a stacy or something like that
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after we uh ascend you what's this stacy a hot girl interesting yeah so maybe we could stacy max
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are you good at cold approaching or no cold approaching yeah meaning as in just going up to
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a chick and speaking to her yeah yeah sure it's all about confidence well there's a little more that
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goes into it i feel like yeah but i'm not a handsome person so it has to have all confidence and a sense of
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humor right okay well fair enough for a fair amount of confidence charisma it's definitely a big thing
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but you could be the most confident guy in the world but if you're not good looking you know you
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might as well just not even try you know what yeah that's gonna save yourself a little bit of
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embarrassment that's what i was that's why i would say you got to come with it all charisma is a very
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important thing and if you're not charismatic even with a good look it's still going to be hard
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well people people that are good looking without charisma aren't really that good looking yeah they're
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just duds but you you your money you got the whole package full package i'm not gay so don't worry about
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it it's all good it's all good man you're gay for that pussy but gay for that pussy yeah never heard
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that one way lesbian bulls like for that pussy hell yeah good stuff you eat box or no of course man
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you have to but what if the girl's like almost not showered in a little bit that's not gonna happen
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what it's not gonna happen then okay i just smell a little mile away but it's snow yeah i think about it
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oh just breathe through your mouth oh the visual yeah well no that's not even gonna work but sometimes
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like if she suffers from rotten bush there's a problem rotten bush yeah man yeah for real sometimes
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if a girl smells really bad you could just breathe through your mouth how much is she paying how much
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is she paying you yeah oh man i'm on testosterone i'm gonna give a fuck fuck yeah you know what i mean
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yeah i don't somebody call my best friend and tell him he's a pussy now because i'm hanging out with
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cliff because he's never going to yeah that's a good idea of course we could call him yeah yeah you
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call him once you talk your shit to the guy right like i'm hanging out with cliff what are you doing
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oh you're doing uber eats enjoy all right all right don't say it a lot let's type it in here sure
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all right oh yeah man um have him sing no he's not a he's not a jester for your amusement
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power dude you know what that's you're perfect thank you yeah that's awesome yeah they're so funny
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they think they could just like put in the chat and people start tap dancing right like dude we're not
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a you know here to here to be a jester it's ridiculous jester that's my favorite word
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i'm gonna i'm gonna get that trademarked you should jester max you know that's fine send him a text
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if you can yeah just tell him it's michael call back quick you if you don't you'll totally regret
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it and i'll murder him he's probably busy doing something uber eats like sitting and doing nothing
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yeah he's totally turned me on to your uh he's preoccupied staring into the distance
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oh you witty witty witty man yes yes yes yes oh my god let's see without a nothing sitting fat
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fire whoever made this script let's see it's not a script they think it's a script because
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she was watching my interview when we walked in it's not script you're famous of course you'll
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be watching it yeah yeah people the word famous makes me sound like a mega faggot though no you're
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not a mega faggot bro yeah anti-faggot bro or like a pedophile no dude this isn't to catch a
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predator you don't have a six pack of wine coolers and some fucking licorice yeah but did you know
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there's a statistic that 99 of famous people are pedophiles why i don't know i just
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i tried that up it sounds but sounds real sounds you know what i mean it sounded believable
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sounded believable that's the problem dude that's why famous is like a word that's like
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all right it's a little cringe what should we use infamous infamous i like that a little
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like the joker i'm with you or a jester no don't call me a jester no you're not a jester i'll go just
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uh let's see chat on a scale oh my god that's so fucked um joe mog infamous
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um let's see what it is fake garbage content jester lmao that's so annoying people think it's fake
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constant dicks yeah fake you just ripped me out of my i don't even know us mia 360 yeah yeah
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should drop something and make her pick it up you know what i mean
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i just threw my lighter over there but don't pick it up you know
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either it's lighter yeah you said throw something i did yeah he said your shoe is untied she's pretty
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where'd you got her um i actually got her well i'll tell you the website after really yeah interesting
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i didn't know it was that good i'll put you on game but you don't have a phone now so it's gonna
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be hard yeah he's got robbed today you're gonna have to like maybe put a flashlight in there a
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couple times and i'll send you one you know so something like a batman signal i'm down for
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prostitutes that's the name of my first act my first band was boy prostitute boy prostitute was
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your band okay boy prostitute excuse me for thinking that sounds a little bit weird but that
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sounds a little bit weird yeah it sounds totally fucking weird i wanted to be offensive well fair enough
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oh my god what kind of band was it uh it was uh punk punk rock punk rock okay well good good stuff
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why'd you guys fall apart well it wasn't really a band it was it was it was i wrote and played
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everything on the album i just had like hired guns uh so we can go touring and stuff like that
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so you guys broke up because of what because i fired them oh i was going to say maybe some of the
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band wanted some girl prostitutes yeah sure so you guys are split down the middle no i paid for them
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i got some prostitutes it's fine hell yeah man good stuff i can't believe that's illegal
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it's stupid it's the oldest profession in the world so silly jesus christ i know so silly really dumb
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you just have to not get caught right it's only illegal if you get caught true true that
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um hold on i have to just receive some crypto here let's see bang all right that'll work
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i'm gonna read the chat see what they're kind of saying about you guys
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uh i think it got put on the front page there's 15 000 people watching
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how is that even possible um stop with the fake content um take him to the club you need to montclair
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max he's mia mia best void ever buy him a new phone we could do that that's not a bad idea yeah i
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feel like we should get you a new phone but i don't know where we could do that right now
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might might already be closed totally so we could do that tomorrow or something um
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you know what i mean so but you're already looking a lot more mog
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you know what i mean he's getting you right i trust him do you think the clean shave is gonna
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ascend you a couple psl most definitely yeah for real
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you know really even better yeah well i mean it's really not that that much facial hair
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how often do you shave man i had just shaved and it was like i had like a beard and stuff like that
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as well okay not bad so what are your plans for the next five years well i'll be getting out of there
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and uh probably do some uh limo driving or some probably guitar teaching or starting a few of the uh
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business ideas that i had planned yeah i was gonna say i feel like you're a little bit too
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mentally stable to be homeless i feel like are you homeless on purpose yes yeah i figured that's
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what we were saying before yeah um the place where i was at uh was creating a bit of insanity for myself
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so i just felt like suicidal so i was like you know what i'd much rather be on the street and happy
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and free than locked up into a relationship with mom-in-laws and wife going it's just nuts you know yeah
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yeah it was rough yeah women bitching that's uh that's my biggest once a woman satisfied satisfied
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she'll find uh three more reasons to not be i know bro for real so on that thing they just complain
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about everything you know nothing is right nothing's right all right so what's the solution
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i don't know if my solution was the right solution but i'm happier just being free yeah yeah yeah
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yeah no worries no good dude you ever have to pimp smack a hoe i don't hit women but i will punch a
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dude that does for real yeah i never pimp smacked a hoe you should try it though i heard it's great
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no put some baby powder on your hand and wow but you know i jaydream
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oh my god he's got some one-liners for real
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larry slap oh yeah yeah the larry wheels max larry larry wheels fucking slapped the
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shit out of that dude look he deserved it he deserved it he's talking crazy about his wife
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yeah that's fucked you know i would have smacked the shit out of him too
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yeah he deserved that one you know who i really want to smack oh who's that dude
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that indian weird looking nerd dude was iggy is he is the leah i just
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dude yeah yeah why do you want to smack neon i don't want to smack him i just want to smack him
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i just some of the things what did he do he's breathing
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he's just sometimes he just gets on my nerves i mean if he's a friend i apologize but okay i've
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smacked a friend for being stupid tell me you lost money on the neon coin without telling me you lost
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money on the neon coin yo why do you think i'm homeless
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so i want to talk to him oh my god he owes me money
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tell him to leave that beautiful woman alone which one iggy zelia yeah yeah dude for real
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i'm sure she's troublesome but you know if i was streaming with iggy zelia i'd be pitching a
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tent the whole time right you know what i mean like that and the fact that he wasn't
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it's bothering me questionable right she twerked on him and backed away do you think he does the tuck
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the mangina no the no no whoa whoa yeah not when you tuck it no no come on but what kind of stuff
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are you talking about you're always thinking why does your head always go to the weird one
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because i'm a weird guy yeah you know what me too and my own way
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yeah but you're weird i am pretty weird oh we're like in an awesome way yeah yeah
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yeah eccentric yeah but no no no not who thinks it's the tuck and thinks mangina but what's the
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time when you tuck it wait put it in your waistband so that you know what i mean put what in the
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waistband no you know no you don't no just just describe what you know when you start pitching a
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tent and you oh you want to hide it so you go oh you know i usually just punch it you god get down
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please i'm belt lining it yeah that makes sense that's what i'm saying yeah i'm i'm i'm simply like
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playing devil's advocate giving him the benefit of the doubt i've had to do that on that yeah the
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time exactly call neon no come on i don't want to ruin his mood i don't want to oh yeah man come on
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i'm in a nice mood right now yeah he's in a good mood no neon why like why dude dude how do you like
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not let it she twerked on him and he's just back to it like almost like denied it i was like what's
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up with you are you not yeah are you gay he's gay is he gay no no are you sure no no no is he in the
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closet can we sell him a surprise coming out of the closet party no no i don't think no he's not
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gay no he's not gay they're just they're they're friends you know really yeah how did that happen
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i don't know well i mean like there's some people who have like i i guess a lot of restraint maybe
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like because i i couldn't be friends with a girl who's hot no it's unheard of but that's just me
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but maybe he's a little bit more of a gentleman than me all right sorry we'll give him the benefit
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of the doubt okay he's not gay but he's just a fag no no no neon's cool no i'm sure he's cool dude
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i'm not saying that he's not cool he's like he's not cool to me well i think he doesn't matter dude it
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doesn't matter my opinion doesn't matter maybe does everybody like him i mean he has a lot he's a nice
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guy i think neon's a nice guy he probably is a nice guy maybe he's shy yeah maybe maybe you need
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to take him under your wing and tell him how to be a a smooth player i think i need to introduce him
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to cialis and viagra maybe both yeah right yeah those are my favorite drugs by far i started
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lucky dipping viagra when i was like 16 and that dude i used to take just a corner and be hard for
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like a week yeah what so there's actually this better thing that you inject into the shaft of
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your dick okay oh boy i think that's so hard that it turned yellow whoa yellow like jaundice yellow
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like sunflower yellow oh yeah so what happens then well i had to start calling up girls and say do you
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want some banana dick no i said i said listen if you don't get over here right now i think my dick is
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a bad explorer wow or beat my banana dick purple yeah you i probably could have gone with that one
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in hindsight hindsight 2020 i know yes i fucked up a little bit there you know are you live on tiktok
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as well this is fucking live oh no no no she's live over there like my mom watches what's she live on
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tiktok why are you filming in um the other aspect can you do that because
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oh okay well fair enough yeah there we go inject it into the shaft and yeah when you inject the
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engine yellow side effects yeah it went yellow because this is the thing i injected a little bit the
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probably the dose i should have and then i was like i was impatient i didn't wait for it to set
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in then i was like it let's go back and do more so i'm shoot up more and then oh boy i'm so hard
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at you oh dude your dick dude yeah wow yeah did you have to narcan it no i didn't have to
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i just had to uh get more girls yeah my guy tried to blow my load hell yeah a few times
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it's always worrying when you blow your load and your dick's still hard then you're like oh
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fuck no that's good times you know that's porn style it's like rich piano what he said it's like
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how viagra if you're hard for four hours go to a hospital it's like no that's stupid calling up
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girls dude right right you know what i mean dude so silly shout out to rich the doctor better be
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female with no shirt on yeah probably find some of those on some of these hooker sites yeah dude you
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know what i mean prostitute phd yeah okay dude i wouldn't even be surprised girlfriend experience
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if you could find a prostitute with a master's degree wow you definitely can wow that'd be
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expensive no no it really wouldn't it no i honestly because like what is a master's degree really gonna
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i don't know let's go to like list crawler back page and find out yeah for real i mean i'm not trying
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to plug them but that's where you can find them liz crawler back page list crawler back page yeah
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miami what is it at dot com no just let's call it but i guess i don't know oh that's where you find
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chicks good to know yeah he's putting putting people on game here bro those are the kind of things that
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i like to keep under wraps because um then you don't want people to like sort of be competing with
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your inventory right supply and demand you know i don't i don't pay i'm too cool for that
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shit oh okay i was just about to say how how do you do that yeah give them narcotics well that's why
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he's homeless because he spends it all on prostitutes well no from investing no i invested in neon
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it took a chance lost oh my god yeah bitcoin's going to too how do you feel about that
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son of a yeah son of a yeah man i always said remember when damn near a month
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ago sneko was telling me bitcoin oh my god it's the best investment ever try to keep a
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dangling vindicated my man sneko yeah vindicated sneko as always vindicated in my takes everyone was
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spamming how much of a retard how much of an ally was bitcoin literally dropped forty thousand dollars
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you know what i mean yeah devastated went to complete unreal
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it was at 110 or 120 maybe not three months ago now that's 70 69 70 000. ridiculous might be the best
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time to bust no you don't think it's gonna go back up uh i mean maybe a little bit but like skyrocket
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but the problem is it's just too volatile for the average person to you know be around with that
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what is for everybody to sell low so they can buy and then it goes yeah the copes the copes man
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there's too many copes about crypto you know what i mean way too many copes i can't believe there's
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so many people watching this um oh wait there was actually there oh there's bots there's bots watching
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this yeah whoever botted that i'm not sure but there's still 10 000 people watching that um
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whoever botted the stream you're gay let's see make me a dance i can't make her dance randomly
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can we we might be able to i'm sure you know how much cash do you have in your wallet right now
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none i got robbed yesterday 50 50 with you you think one of your friends robbed you more than likely
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because my dog didn't kill them do you want to take a guess which one yeah and then we could do
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advanced interrogation tactics no there's no interrogation it's just strangulation and the
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ending of life but don't you want to be sure that it's the person that took it you know what no
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based you're kind of like american psycho a little bit that was a good movie yeah people say i'm like
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the american psycho absolutely you think so more than definitely if you have a vast knowledge of
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80s music you'll be perfect but if i was an american psycho i would have killed you not been looks maxing
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you no i'm not what your victim well because you know in the movie he kills the homeless guy yeah but
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i'm not really that homeless that is true you are by choice almost yes i am by choice yeah that is true
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that is true um how long are you going to be homeless for not very i just took a little
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vacation if you will sabbatical okay so it's been like a year and a half i've been having a good time
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all right and how old are you 55. okay yeah so you got so you think you're going to rejoin the real
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world soon well i've been in the real world a long time um yeah pretty much you're honestly not missing
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out on much i know like no rush to get back normies are into such stupid like the super bowl
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and just you know give me a break it's like all the same non-ten garbage and bored video games
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it's like dude grand theft auto six you know i'm not even out yet is it going to come out probably
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not that's going to suck and that should be the cause of a revolution i feel like there's better
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but that's not all the gamers getting pissed off listen that's some to to talk about
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though gta6 politics are jester like i say you know what i mean agreed because i'm on piers morgan
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tomorrow so i'm gonna have to tell him that for real yeah you're going on piers yep good for you man
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fuck yes do you think what are you gonna do um yeah he was always on some weird why can he never
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just give a straight up interview that's what i always wonder he always wants to get you with
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a hippie start arguing that's what gets always like a hidden agenda it's it's i don't know what
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the deal is yeah do you think he's gonna try some on me no you yeah he's gonna try some
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shake as a jerk off yeah a little bit but you know what you're gonna handle that that is true
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i'm gonna keep my cortisol levels low but it'd be good you know what i mean hot yoga
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whoa okay that might be a little bit much for me
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if he hates on you he's just jealous him that is true you know what your worst day is probably
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better than his vacation yeah what's the best way that you guys like to relieve stress
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hmm this guy just came out he didn't even think about that he just said the truth yeah
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there is no experience on earth that feels that good
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mm-hmm that is sure uh tell me if you do i just get all tired though huh i'll get sleepy too
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get tired yeah one turkey sandwich it took everything to do it
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hmm that is true that's the beginning yeah tell me more i like to have energy though like you know
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after or else i'd do that before the interview you know if you don't you'll just stew and yeah
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what about edging you guys ever do like edging if you need to like get
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thank you thank you thank you thank you that was awesome
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listen i'll tell you what please if you ever need to get like hyped up get your energy levels
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get like your power levels at an all-time high what you do
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is you jerk off and right before you're about to blow your load you stop whoa pull your pants back
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up that's edging all right but you do that all the time when you're in a girl because you don't want
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you know what i'm saying so what you do is you hold it back you think about a baseball game or something
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yeah but then you stop you don't tell you back yeah
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no no no no no that's what i'm saying you're thinking of something different what do you think of
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i get you in this to like reverse the excitement i mean like or you'll lose your i don't get it
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uh edging my friends tell me oh i usually pinch before
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what that's the gayest thing ever that's so gay homosexuals call it faggot that's crazy yeah for
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real i read about that really because think about it that's the beginning of everything that's true
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i heard sting can do that experience ever okay oh man maybe i'll have to try that maybe do you think
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it's gay to jerk off in the mirror in the mirror yeah no i'm talking about during sex i ain't talking
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about no like if you're like ready about to come yeah you think about something that you really want
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truly truly yeah no but i'm saying like if you stand in front of a mirror oh no so right before
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you jack is that gay that's what you do that's what you do that's what you watch yourself i'm
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thinking that's not what i do i'm just something like that i don't know i'm just asking if it's
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gay i was just asking whoa whoa don't try to turn this around on me i'm just asking
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wow but you just thought about it so it's something that's in a mirror i mean there's
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some mirrors right there i was thinking about trying it i mean i mean not that there's nothing
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wrong with it we can leave the room you know to me it's more like a power thing patrick bateman oh
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yeah that is like what patrick bateman does um that's pretty funny
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bateman's what do you mean bait bateman's which bateman's patrick bateman
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doesn't that yes patrick bateman um let's see what the fuck oh my god
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uh i think of my grandma what the fuck dude the chat is actually so weird
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the chat is so weird yeah no someone bonded the chat retard of course if it goes from 18 000 to
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10 000 in one second that wasn't me though dumbass um you know what i mean get him a hair piece
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would you ever rock a hair system i don't know my building up
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okay bet i'll take your word for it look i'm gonna put
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make him 10 years younger 10 years younger okay let's see
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actually chat if you think i could do it chat what do you think 10 years younger yes or no
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no you think no i'm i'm on your side bro i say go for it
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so i could bring my 20 year old girlfriend here tomorrow
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don't tell i've seen about that one bro oh my god let's see oh my god
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let's see five days younger i miss authentic content oh my god you guys are so retarded
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authentic content yeah they just think it's a script because of the interview
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how could that be scripted that's crazy yeah well i mean it's like come on yeah i can tell you
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it let's just get raunchy random way randy yeah yeah completely random there's no teleprompter here
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that was pretty crazy um what do you think about that i i thought that was pretty interesting
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i was thinking that maybe she saw us outside and put it on or something like that
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i got no idea but i want to watch my ad in friedland interview because i didn't get to see
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um like kind of what made the final cut and what didn't type type shit so i don't really know man
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uh let me check my ledger to see this went through
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did that's going back of a friend of mine never text back did who
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yeah you gotta flex on him real quick right you should you should call him up and go you know what
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i don't even want you as a fan anymore you for it tell him no no i'm gonna jump up with you
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damn asshole tell him to call back now imperative yeah because he's a jerk off
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tell him to call back it's michelangelo to call who needs enemies when you got friends like this man
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exactly what the that's crazy he's an idiot tell him what i'm doing over here and who i'm with and
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he should probably respond the same thing he did the same thing when i had three
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bitches and a bunch of narcotics he didn't even call back he missed everything i did everything
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myself welcome when the cops are like coming and you hear a bunch of sirens are you usually the guy
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who has to keyster everything i don't boop no no i make someone else do that oh okay inhale this through
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your asshole now yeah there's always that one guy in the group who just like wants to find every
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reason to shove the drugs up his ass it's weird right there's always somebody that wants to put
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something in their ass i don't get it i know my little brother went to boston oh i wanted to bring
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weed so i put an ounce and a half in my ass i was like what the i'm like are you serious he goes yeah
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well so here's like the fire truck and they're just sticking it's incredible i'm like how'd you get it
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out there he goes well you know i did some like you know reverse lemma's like get the out of here
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i know i always can't believe those people that's so gross an ounce and half a
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weed is a lot to putting someone's a man's asshole i mean not like a woman's ass wouldn't
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be getting any better but jesus christ maybe a little less gay honestly
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yeah but you're in jail with a bunch of guys it's not gonna be fun
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you make a lot of money off an ounce of dope what in jail what i don't do
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about a little bow a hairpin is probably 20. yeah really dude you have no idea
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what the maybe you've been to you've been to prison yeah everybody putting in yo
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jill hey you ain't prison prison not jail the prison the economics in prison is amazing
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they make lighters wait wait wait you think that's something you see how much they'll pay for fake
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weed cv fucking dean shit fake weed oh lord you ever seen someone get their cheeks busted
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cheeks busted as in well that's not my business that makes me throw up i only watched the
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thing none of my business i only watched the first 15 minutes of brokeback mountain
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when harley davidson attacked the mall bro man i threw up i was like oh my god what's going on
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god damn terrible it's fucked yeah dude i literally seen a guy next to me yeah i've seen that that i've seen
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officers i've had people killed next to me that's i've seen officers that's easy to beat inmates to a
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pope oh listen they're sick oh shit that's fuck officers yeah you probably get a fucking crazy uh
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sentence for that right everybody covers everybody right well to protect god damn to protect and serve
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protect the server yeah it's a real um let's see how's he looking so far chat what do you guys think
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i'm not telling you we ain't even done yet but we gonna start it up yeah that's a crazy lineup
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all right hell yeah man then we're uh is there any closed doors open we could get this guy some drip
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yeah we go to duty's all right sounds like a plan stand all right
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we go to diddy's you can't leave my ass on the bus stop
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diddy crib right around the corner why are we not there right now please don't take me to diddy's
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dude my my butt is so clenched right now your butthole's so clenched what it clenched up when you said that
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oh yeah yeah how do you guys always get so sidetracked is this i swear it's him it's crazy
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every single time you know diddy likes to take dudes clothes shopping diddy's diddy he's trying
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to take 50 fucking clothes shopping it didn't work 50. yeah he goes hey let me take clothes like get
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away from me for real and he's really gay now yeah why do you always have to do that weird man i don't
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know life's boring it is what it is i guess that is true yeah you know like why can you do a normal
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party man fuck that you know normal what's that like um you know maybe just some hand lotion not baby
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oil really some like no i made my friend my friend i made my friend uh i told him to use icy hot so
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when he got out of the hospital he was really pissing me one time i put icy hot on my balls no that's
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what he did he put it on his balls his shaft in the head and he had to go to the hospital he lost the
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whole dermis it was bad i only put a little bit no he put a lot oh he put a lot yeah he went to town
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okay so there's a limit to how much you could get away you shouldn't teabag the icy hot jaw yeah i
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shouldn't teabag anything really honestly yeah unless they deserve it teabagging is never a good
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idea if your friend gets too drunk it's good to take a photo i don't know i have no idea well let's
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go back to diddy's i mean diddy's what keep back in the bitches nah teabagging in general that's bad karma
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is it tell you the truth yeah you didn't know that the karma for tea bagging is how is that possible
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tea bagging bad karma i'll tell you man you know i'll tell you tea bagging i lost my wallet the
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very next day for real yeah man that's crazy i know so that was a one and done experience
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what that's exactly what he did that was amazing so bold down there so he could look porn style and
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he put it on i put all that ice you know i think it told me all over my shit what's wrong with you
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and then the chick i don't even want to tell you what happened to her mouth they're saying you look
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like a mafia boss right now thank you you're welcome yeah what uh ethnic background are you
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ethnic background yeah european like i know about specifically uh spaniard english portuguese and
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so not italian no but i was raised uh i was when i came to uh the states uh i came i was
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raised in uh a new york howard beach i knew you had new york yeah howard beast i knew you had new
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yep yeah my dad if you saw new york now you wouldn't like it i know it's uh it's a little
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bit weird oh it got up people got all these weird piercings and shit
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chicks with dicks really yeah this is this thing is a chick with a dick it's a man with tits
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right i mean come on yeah but checks with dicks rhymes yeah you like i stand corrected clip yeah exactly
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no not exactly that ain't true do you keep a handgun in that suitcase because you can
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that's good don't get any ideas are you a nice kind of guy yeah i like that i like that i like that i like that
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you know it's always funny the pork you call it pansy pansy division
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yeah now we're off to new york fashion week straight after this let's do it
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yeah fashion week was crazy they made me wear this weird shit what do they make you wear bro
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i don't know dude it's just like a shirt that had like all this wax on it what the
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the is that about dude tell me about it like you were at a seance or some shit what's that
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what is it balenciaga what were they making you wear uh i don't even know what to tell you man
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you look better the way you dress now everything i agree this is ego boss you look a
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fucking man yeah hello for real uh that's what i said good for you broski good for you
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next show has to be some dolce right boys don't you give any yeah like gandhi
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you know david gandhi for real yeah trump yeah damn those numbers are outstanding the numbers
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this is just i'm here i hear it i hear it is like that's good honky you looking clean bro
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that's really quick he's a lesbian oh donald can tuck my ball yeah he's looking good i love trump
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yeah i love i'm a trumper i don't give a fuck there's a good guy he's not a racist all that's
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bullshit biden was the one who was like saying i don't want my kids going to school with jungle
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bunnies like who the are you calling a biden's a kkk bastard i don't give a
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fuck i'm serious don't you think politics are jester politics is way jester
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they're molested the jester they're jester the molester it jester the molester
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after a fucking movie i hope i get that nickname when i'm older why i'm just kidding i'm just kidding
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who me nah i'm dead sober you should see me after i uh are you dead sober i know where to get
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narcotics trust me yeah oh yeah i've only smoked crack one time i got through my ears wow hell yeah
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no really like i pulled it out that was funny hollywood yeah no i don't really go to any of
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those locations you see how much hair i got on my eyebrows it's fucked up right jesus how much what
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hair i have big ass eyebrows it's fucked up nah it's not bad get on it this guy he's money yeah yeah big
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time looking very mog i don't know what that means but you don't know you're a fan of me
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you don't know what mog means i feel like that's like my main word listen i'm bleeding but half of
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the things i'm saying is you know who cares don't worry about it it's just blood it's my fault it is
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no it's okay it'll stop bleeding uh in a second it's already started london fashion week is this
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weekend i should have said in the beginning exactly let me attest it test what test what wait give
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asan reacting to you um what's asan watching right now is he watching this stream homeless looks maxing
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yeah we could get you some minoxidil and um dutasteride and minoxidil minoxidil am i balding
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better yeah hey cover that up and that's his job well what we could do is we could do a hair system
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honestly it's not that bad though it's a mature hairline i never even noticed
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i think you mog what are you showing me can you explain mark hasan watching this stream right
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oh yeah hasan nice politics is jester yeah oh my god politics is jester don't you wish you had
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tourette's in some sometimes yes because when she was just walking by just now i could have just been
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like you know what i mean you know what dude it's like you're in my head it's unbelievable yeah
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yeah so that'd be uh that'd be a good one you know and if anyone tries to
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with you about it you could just call the aarp no i'll punch them in the face repeatedly until they
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die oh well i was gonna say something maybe a little bit more that's okay if anybody
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punches you i'll fuck them up too don't you worry about it i got your back okay okay okay um well
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i probably should have brought a lawyer really yeah why i don't know well hopefully we make it
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through the rest of the stream without needing one we're gonna be fine don't you worry i know everybody
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okay okay all right fair enough yeah you're good dude did you bend the spoon with your bare hands yes
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sir hell yeah absolutely that is a good little fashion piece right there i'll make you one i'd
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appreciate that no problem you know no problem so what what else is in your inventory what kind
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of what do you mean like like like what do you carry like what do you have uh let's see so you have a dog
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yeah you have you had a phone i have a yeah i have a 105 pound pit bull okay named lexi i also have
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two chihuahuas but that's with the ex man they're ferocious um usually a handgun nine millimeter um
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a knife a comb and a hanky that's what men should carry on you right now no i left it at the place
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when you guys picked me up okay okay i didn't feel i should be armed you know for the guy yeah this
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guy's gonna take care of business i feel totally safe uh-huh between this guy cutting me open and
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this guy standing there ready to kill me i feel awesome you're keeping it low cortisol cortisol why
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do you like cortisol so much no i hate cortisol oh i thought cortisol yeah cortisol is a bad thing
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it's catabolic hormone that's what i heard yeah so it's uh it's a looks men for sure you know what
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i mean how old are you i'm 20. what 20. i'm turning 21 soon you carry yourself very well hey thank you
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man i appreciate it so um yeah we got the 21st birthday party coming up gonna celebrate that that's
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gonna be badass for you what should i do everything literally like what i don't know where do you want
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to go are you gonna do it in miami uh yeah i'm i'm not really too sure where do you usually well where
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do you uh live actually well i live in miami now oh cool yeah about 20 minutes from here sweet good time
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where did you live before jersey you were in jersey hoboken right yeah well technically mass because my parents
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kicked me out i'm off yeah i love massachusetts it's been a lot of time in service yes i
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i could take it or leave it it's too cold up there you know what i mean it's just way too historic and
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silly i i hate the cold tell you the truth do you like miami um it's okay it's the best place to live
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but i just complain regardless i'm a complainer me too i complained when i was in l.a complained when
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i was in miami well l.a's fucked up though yeah l.a's fucked up yeah l.a traffic is uh it's a pain in
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the balls the new york traffic is worse it is yeah new york is fucked it is and it's just becomes very
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very very over populated yeah what would be your solution
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yeah you don't the public transportation system in new york is 10 times better than miami
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go ahead yeah all right if you slice my throat open just go from left to right cars are cope
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i just like the sprinter you know what i mean so i can go with a park in new york it sucks yeah it
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does does suck you know i used to drive to school in the city was just paying the ass i should have
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taken public transportation where'd you go to school uh i did a i did a a couple of summers in the
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the american academy of dramatic arts because i was studying acting for a little bit okay back in
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the day and uh that was uh yeah i should have done public transportation because driving over there was
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crazy exactly yeah it's kind of dangerous though the public transportation yeah and the trains smell
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like piss yeah all the time and the rats there are just like i don't even know what's going on with
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that shit they got rats the size of fucking dogs down there it's crazy yeah exactly man
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shit's fucked definitely so yo man there you go yeah yeah do you like mcdonald's
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you want to rip uh some mickey d's after this no i like how am i still alive i fat yeah
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yeah called sicko yeah okay that was the almost died in a year what the hell that was the chicken
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that was not the burgers the burgers are chill dude mcdonald's i mean checkers is better though
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yeah checkers checkers is awesome dude i should not say checkers you don't like checkers no truck
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checkers all right how about wendy's yeah checkers arby's fucking dave's hot chicken all right well
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fuck it we're gonna go to mcdonald's fuck it you know what i mean i'm going where you're going fuck it
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all right you know that's just crazy what do you think of chipotle i think it's too spicy my man
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you know mm-hmm way too spicy for me you like chipotle right yeah it's cool you don't think it's too
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spicy is that true come on man stop playing man don't do it don't do it we like spicy food man
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i mean in jamaica that's spicy yeah i lived there for three and a half years i lived in the grill you
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living in jamaica i lived in the grill yeah for three and a half years what dude i had to come
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back my mom was like come back you're out of the will like what the dude i worked for sandals and
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beaches resorts for seven years dude oh man what the dude dude that's that was the best time of my
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life living in jamaica appleton rum all the time i was a playmaker so i was a i was a concierge for um
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the suites in the resorts man talking good times dude these crazy people that are getting married
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before i get married can you give me a hookah i'm like you're so stupid what the fuck okay sure
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no problem yeah i feel like i'm in forest hump the gay porn someone take a picture i really like
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playing it is it back life is like a box of dicks oh come on man is that your schedule
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damn they got your ass i think he fucking maced me
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so are we gonna need rape whistles um i think you're good okay cool i think you're good you need a rape
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whistle though do you need a rape whistle can't rape the wheel in like 50 50. maybe you know
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like 50 50. so what's long and hard and contained semen you tell me a submarine okay
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you guys are dirty okay okay okay interesting interesting let's see what's going on here straight
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john someone said who nutted on my man dude i know bro they're straight nutting on my chin
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they're leaving their spunk all over my face
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this is so funny oh my god this is hilarious uh heterosexuality is being challenged yeah
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we'll see what else um what else you got i don't know dude because you still got some time to get
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you probably need a hairpiece the fuck well that's just the mog the hardest honestly you know at the
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end we just set my face on fire yeah my friend still didn't call back he's such a dick really yeah
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he's an idiot loess driving around the bmw delivering uber eats really
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that's what we got for you a reunion with who no okay are we doing a reunion i'm ecstatic good yeah i
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think we should that's a good idea that would be good times you got to make sure you don't descend
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though you don't wither away i'm not a descender yeah i didn't take you for one everything's voluntary
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yeah i can't believe i'm speaking to you i can't believe i'm here oh i'm not that cool yes you are
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nah there you are um i appreciate it you very much are i mean hello it's very nice of you
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it's kind of weird that um people actually are going crazy over me um
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you know what that's uh outside looking in no it's not but probably
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that's a good thing that you think that because that means you're not a complete
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fucking grandiose asshole let's see guys did i take 10 years off i don't know
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dude i trust you don't worry about it you got a spliff over there what's going on
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i gotta put a ponytail on or some anyway yeah yeah i gotta ponytail it
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okay okay this looks like you know yeah we got a ponytail at the shore
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i know you got me all i have this face all right should we head to your restaurant and get some
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eats so i was trying to get my pants what are you dds why don't we call uber eats to see if my
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friend delivers you would break his face yeah huh yeah eats yeah uh either five mcdonald's to be honest
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with you yeah yeah mcdonald's it's right on the street yeah there's a mcdonald's by dds on 81st okay
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the man wants mcdonald's we're gonna get a mcdonald's i just have to pee real quick
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really i'll be right back follow him into the bathroom make sure he's not sitting down
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with a mcdonald's so you want to do the mcdonald's and how you see me
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not to put the lid on and i'm going to make sure that i hold
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i think you want to stay in bed after that yeah
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so i don't know why i have a battery clock in the back and turn off on the camera
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Never buy jerr chicken at night because it's usually dry.
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I never buy jerr chicken at night in Jamaica because it's usually dried out.
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How come the fucking beef patties over here suck ass?
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What's the name of the famous beef patty place in Jamaica?
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He gets some delivery from, I think, Golden Cross.
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Jennifer Hudson, who does Orton Eek, the restaurant, the Caribbean restaurant.
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Ah, birds of a feather, man. Birds of a feather.
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Yeah, I'll be there in one second. I'm smoking a cigarette.
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I'm smoking a cigarette, like you said, to wait here.
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Dude, you told me to wait till I get here to smoke a cigarette outside.
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I'm going to keep this place in mind in case I got to take any hose.
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I certainly feel bad putting a homeless guy in these clothes.
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Any and every production that's been here from Rihanna to Cardi B.
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Hey, I don't know why they think it's like an actor.
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Just because he's funny doesn't mean he's like a hired talent voice.
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No, he had a crack rock in his pocket that he's showing off.
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Bro, is there like some drip that we could get him or what?
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That could definitely look as off of that.
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Yeah, this could be Versace, but that looks like shit.
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I feel like then he's just going to look like a retard.
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Finding some shit that fits him could take a little time.
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Alright, we'll see what we can come up with here.
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Well, the thing is, I got all my shit stolen, so I had to borrow some friends from my mechanic
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See if you see anything that you dig, but I gotta tell you, I don't like wearing...
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Look, they have, like, all the fake brand shit.
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Honestly, I don't know what this fucking store is.
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I don't know what I'm looking for, really.
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Trying to look for, like, a nice Oxford in black.
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Just get the whole fucking store at this point.
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It's not bad, but we could do better, I'm sure.
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What about some new booths or some shit like that?
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I feel like we should find you a shirt with, like, some holes in the nipples or some weird
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Dude, I gotta say, honestly, you're a badass, man.
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It's fucking very refreshing that you're...
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I actually, sincerely, think you're fucking cool as fuck.
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You know, fucking sucks to be someone you're a fan of and fucking say, oh my god, he's a dick.
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Of course I'm going to thank you, but in a special way.
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The white man was actually artificially developed from the black man.
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I'm going to pick out 1,700 outfits to replace everything I lost.
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Why do they have a security tag on a fucking $10?
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You don't like any of, like, the collared shirts.
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I don't even think they have security tags that, like, designers.
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I think we should, yeah, we should just probably get you some drip.
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Should we just get some, like, uh, let's just get him, like, a polo and, like, pants.
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Not white, because that shit go and get dirty.
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I think you should just get this and wear some regular pants.
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Maybe we're, like, he's probably worth 34, maybe 28?
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Yeah, you should get these boots for 25 bucks right here.
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Look, and let's put, um, I'm, uh, 11 and a half.
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Hey, listen, but we're going to put lifts in it.
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We're going to put, like, shit in there so you get taller.
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Um, so listen, let's get some shit to put in the shoes.
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Or we could just steal the soles from other shoes.
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Yeah, how could we create Jevity Max and find some shit to put in this motherfucker's
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All right, well, that's going to be what we do.
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All right, so you keep shopping around, find some shit you like.
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We're looking for some shit to stuff into his shoes to make him taller.
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But we have to find the shit to put in his shoes.
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Is there any, like, shoe insoles that we could put in here?
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No, we could definitely think of something to put in.
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He be disappearing to smoke cigarettes all the time.
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We're going to put the sponges inside of the boots.
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This is only going to be, like, one inch, because it's going to compress Giga.
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If I wanted to level up my party, I'd get baby oil before I carry.
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Yeah, let's just get a gallon of P. Diddy baby oil.
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It's, you know, it's good if we're working out and show like that.
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We about to start buying bitches' bags and shit.
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Hey, honestly, this looks like it could actually be something that might be a real semblance
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Honestly, I think it's a piece of shit, but it's the best that we got.
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How many people try to steal from here every day?
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And then this lady here, she knocks them down.
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I hate those people who take their jobs so serious.
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I'm trying to fucking call you for an hour.
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Lucien, if you stole my stuff from the field, I'm going to stab you in the face.
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We're just getting the most ghetto area I've ever seen.
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Bite her right in the fucking non-ass that she has.
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This guy's a fucking multi-million dollar streamer.
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We've got to teach the homeless how to wear lifts.
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I put lifts in the shoes so it makes them taller.
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I had to improvise because they didn't have any actual ones.
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You want to watch out for some of these guys that they don't put peanut butter on their
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You catch one of them doing that, what would you do?
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Give me back my shit you stole last night,
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She doesn't realize she died 10 years ago.
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I like this little vibe that y'all got going on here.
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I should have got more because I forgot it was going to compress that much.
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I'm going to fucking stack a sock on the bottom.
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He's going to fucking spend any money in short.
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Dude, dude, stop making that fucking scene like that.
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Mia's a white woman, so she's probably going to try to fuck the dog.
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So, if anything, you're going to try to fucking scissor it or some shit like that.
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That's the guy, uh, that's the guy that you, uh, streaming by the, uh, clavecular.
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We're going to go to some kind of strip club or some shit.
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Cut it out with your fucking racism, bastard.
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Hey, Michelangelo, are you going to put the fit on?
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Yeah, I was just putting on the watch and shit first.
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Yo, the clips are pretty good on the Adam Friedland show.
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We're waiting for Mike and then we're going to move on with our knife.
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yeah yeah yeah I don't know bro let's see let's see you coming you coming right
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now relax ha ha ha yeah they ain't got a speaker around here we did we got the
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mic yeah for all all right all right fair enough yeah 24-hour challenge here would go hard as fuck
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you know what I mean uh yeah I'd be good bro he's changing right now still honestly this is a pretty
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easy what nah they would fucking they might make you give up that butt I'm not gonna lie you know
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you kind of fit in no solo solo and this lot 24 hours by herself you're not here just like these
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people I mean she might be still breathing when you find her she's yeah still warm we're gonna do a
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serious gangbang session oh my god god you might pass out in little Haiti they're gonna they're gonna
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take her to Paris is what you're saying this is so dark yeah what's more fuck big county or
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Broward County yeah what's more fuck Dade County or Broward County Dade County only in Dade only in
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Dade they migrated went to hide in Broward buy more money easier pussy we was in dated shit
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all right well fuck where's my man's at bro he's doing the most like I'm not trying to wait for
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this guy to do a bunch of drugs oh he's getting grumpy
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a full rock it's not like one one hit just an entire rock you guys talking rocks it's that we
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they do we do lines they do rocks they go rock for rock rock rock for cock whoa check please
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bro just wait till you find something about you and Vitaly pinning your dicks together bro
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that shit gotta give him an aneurysm oh my god oh you're gonna give og a heart attack
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even just the clips of fucking Vitaly walking around after doing that bro give him a heart
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attack man oh my god way too good yeah nah okay okay yeah oh my god bro bro is this bitch
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the joker never stops smiling why are you so happy is that bad guys it's good you should be she's
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you guys don't want her to smile yeah damn they want you to be miserable yeah what's good what's
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wrong with that they switch up they flip one back and forth they'll go from like donating like infinite
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money to like hating on you and then back and boom boom boom yeah they'll be bipolar chat as they jerk
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and then they get done with yeah yeah the postdoc clarity is brutal bro that's why they're mean when
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they're me you know you're just busting up bro we're on to you guys yeah for real i can't believe that
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shit oh damn all right he's changing right now he's changing into the drip another designer gonna drip
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drip we'll see what he's doing this yeah this is a vibe area though for sure here's the type of vibe you
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like yeah i can catch a vibe here no for real this is our vibe bro order my mother it's actually right
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yeah we should set up like a booth here a booth start selling stuff i mean bro low-key this like
01:48:07.960
whole area is kind of fire bro it's like it's like a cage fight yeah we should do like chicken
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fighting here it's like spider-man's first fight it's in a cage they call you big what big head
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like which one down here or up here both both both all right well that's crazy just like me man
01:48:32.760
hey hey big head mia said she wants your number hey you know what i mean uh yellow dude with hand
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soap what who who with hand soap no you don't know yellow dude with hand soap no what is that
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01:48:48.600
it's an emote it's an emote oh shit do you have do you even have that one on kick
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it's when you it's when you get caught what is that i was dog eating a shoe caught dog's playing
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full knowledge nah he's just changing bro he's all good he's changing behind the fridge
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does that fridge work i don't know what's going on
01:49:24.200
this is the hood research department yeah yeah we're yeah we're just zia's and zila
01:49:28.120
that's the hood research we're just investigating a little bit the area you know do muslims i'm having
01:49:32.600
a good time everyone's mad chill here bro so i don't know i like it it's not like those crackheads that be
01:49:38.600
like on crazy time oh no you ain't gonna go through that over yeah nah everyone i got some of that for
01:49:44.120
you nah nah we're good at that just people that come up and like do some crazy
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shit do you want to give out the rest of the cigarettes give out the cigarettes yeah yeah yeah we should yeah give it
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don't we chase well the blue ones are for me the american spirits
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the blue ones i know you guys want some cigarettes
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how do them people want some goddamn cigarettes
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hey listen let's we got to share it to everyone
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don't put it on the camera all right don't put them on the camera
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all right you're not gonna put it on now i'm gonna give everyone a couple okay
01:50:38.680
yeah i got you man here you go some cigarettes for you
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some cigarettes for you here wait you want to give it to the people over there
01:50:52.920
give some cigarettes there all right i got some extras actually so you can have some more
01:51:06.920
see you chill too oh fuck i forgot i was mic'd up
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someone's gonna come up and ask how much for what let me see what you're saying what they
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what is he doing over there hey michelangelo are you good
01:51:30.920
this is what they mean when they say gesture grooning that's what he's doing right yeah bro
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you literally have a crack pipe i mean you're like doing flips with it and you jerk it off at
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the same time flicker grooning flicker grooning
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so this way what you don't want to be on the camera right
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bulgarian jelking ex-mongolian still water ex-polish poker face what else what else
01:52:18.680
does it look like everyone's pool table here man this is like a club
01:52:23.560
you know what i mean i with this there's a true gentleman's club that's you know the girls in
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the cage i'm from new jersey what's up you're from brooklyn hell yeah man we're just in new york
01:52:55.960
car meets uh yeah i guess but i've never been to one i've seen it on the internet it's kind of cool
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a car meet i don't really have any like cool cool shit you know
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oh yeah we just takeovers in the middle of the lot right here
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i'm trying to yeah we should actually have people do that
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do what if we live stream at a car meet though it would get shut down
01:54:17.480
i'm gonna probably tuck this in that's how we could do it
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wait stand up here next time we should definitely do double shoot next time
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let me just grab the shoe we'll get out of you all right i don't want to get stolen again
01:56:06.440
we just grabbed that mic on off you and we're probably gonna end um end here today and we'll
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we'll be in contact we get set up a reunion at some point soon all right
01:56:18.280
hey thanks for uh thanks for coming on you stay safe and uh we'll talk soon
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you know my guy's number so um we'll swing by and uh say what's up all right take care guys
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you look good you look really good all right take care of yourself
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take care boys you know all right let's move boys hey nice to meet y'all