Clavicular - Ascending a Homeless Chud To Chad

00:00:00.000 all right let's see what you got man all right where are we going and what are we doing what's

00:00:06.320 up bro it's your world i'm just leasing we're trying to make this guy into a chat here today

00:00:14.560 we're doing good man how about yourself great man all right that's amazing this

00:00:19.440 guy's the real deal thank you god bless i appreciate it

00:00:23.600 maybe i don't know i'm the victim haha yeah so i guess the shave wash condition

00:00:35.360 supposedly do i have

00:00:40.400 okay thanks for uh heads up

00:00:46.640 all right my guys got a mog you know what i mean is there any uh any checks in the

00:00:51.840 little yard over there that are any good what do you mean like where you were at before

00:00:57.120 chicks and girls they're all gone it's a sausage party really that's real

00:01:04.240 and if they were they wouldn't be up to par anyway really you know

00:01:10.880 so um i'm gonna be quoting rakai here but you be beating your

00:01:15.600 shit pardon me you beat your shit beat my shit yeah like jerkin jester gunning jerking off

00:01:25.040 do i jerk off yeah no no not often okay is that real deal wow i guess yeah sure yeah yeah yeah

00:01:34.240 i beat it like it owes me money i've never heard that one before should i make a movement here what's up

00:01:48.320 oh my god man that's funny dude you're clam i can't believe this i can't believe this

00:01:55.920 dude dude so let's see what i'm gonna do

00:02:01.280 he said i've been beating it like it owes me money bro it's hilarious you have to

00:02:06.720 go figure go home hell yeah man hell yeah

00:02:12.320 long i'm keeping it long um see but i need it let's you know just wash conditions you know he's

00:02:18.240 betting it right

00:02:18.880 okay when was the last time you got a cut

00:02:25.200 i don't cut my hair really yeah well i had to because i had dreads down in my ass and that got

00:02:30.240 like unruly yeah so that was that and i just grow it long mostly i used to shave it

00:02:39.040 bald all the time but then people thought i was balding i was like i'm not this is voluntary yeah yeah

00:02:44.480 voluntary bald maxing yeah when i was when i was in when i was touring and stuff like that i

00:02:51.600 it was i would just shave it walk you know so you must have a crazy bush

00:02:59.200 a bush yeah like chewbacca in a leg lock yeah something like that man no no it's not that crazy

00:03:08.080 it takes annex oh there you go hey probably this guy's awesome you must have a crazy bush

00:03:17.440 you must suffer from rotten bush i don't know it just makes like that that's funny i like it

00:03:22.240 it makes logical sense to me what um makes logical sense the hobo is british are you british uh i went

00:03:32.000 to school and uh i i did like you know you're i'm european hell yeah like it's uh spanner

00:03:40.320 lived in jamaica for three years you know all right and we got a uh special surprise for later

00:03:48.480 30 minutes with her if you agree with clav's message and you're serious about improving your look

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00:04:12.320 their look you guys are going to want to check this one out really yeah what are we gonna be doing

00:04:17.760 that's up to you man oh you silly silly silly sick bastard i like that yeah yeah you know what i

00:04:25.360 mean at what age did you realize you were devastatingly handsome was it two three four

00:04:29.120 years old or you were just always new or since birth or when you were spit out wow that's a handsome baby

00:04:34.640 what's going on well i looked maxed for a while so it took me a few years of uh sort of ascending

00:04:42.000 to get to where i am i guess you ascended i like that yeah it's a good word right some excellent word

00:04:48.880 rising above so a lot of work goes into the look i guess you could say dude it paid off thank you man i

00:04:54.960 appreciate it say victorious thank you so much so yeah now we're doing the fashion weeks and stuff

00:05:01.280 like that too pretty good did you see me so you were fashion week no oh because i don't watch fashion

00:05:09.760 week i'm sorry oh it's okay i was beating somebody up no worries how does the phone have internet do you

00:05:17.200 connect to like a store or wi-fi yeah that's right yeah that's pretty good cvs you said metro pcs oh

00:05:25.360 metro across the street from cvs oh hell yeah good you all right hell yeah man there's some pretty cool

00:05:33.760 sneakers you got on the blue ones oh those are proudest oh man those are big money they have insurance

00:05:42.240 nice nice they're platform maxing you know what i mean he's not the one anyone oh he did the speed

00:05:55.920 he had the my best friend turned me on to a few a few months ago and stuff like that i was like

00:06:04.880 i was telling him you know this guy wanted something and he made it happen and it didn't even matter that he

00:06:09.120 was and he told me the process and i was like that's sure will isn't it and i was like very

00:06:15.600 impressive thank you i appreciate that man no it's real dude yeah just i it's kind of weird to me

00:06:23.760 sometimes when things go viral because i don't really get it you know i don't get it either but

00:06:28.560 you know what it is it is what it is internet likes weird i guess you know they like their weird

00:06:36.080 shit god works in mysterious ways but you got a great platform thank you deserve it i appreciate

00:06:41.760 it it wasn't given to you that is true but we'll try to look max because that's the entire message

00:06:49.200 right once you ascend these kind of things just just happen things just fall into place you know so

00:06:56.080 hopefully something falls into place for you maybe you could get a stacy or something like that

00:07:01.840 after we uh ascend you what's this stacy a hot girl interesting yeah so maybe we could stacy max

00:07:11.920 are you good at cold approaching or no cold approaching yeah meaning as in just going up to

00:07:16.320 a chick and speaking to her yeah yeah sure it's all about confidence well there's a little more that

00:07:23.040 goes into it i feel like yeah but i'm not a handsome person so it has to have all confidence and a sense of

00:07:28.000 humor right okay well fair enough for a fair amount of confidence charisma it's definitely a big thing

00:07:34.800 but you could be the most confident guy in the world but if you're not good looking you know you

00:07:39.120 might as well just not even try you know what yeah that's gonna save yourself a little bit of

00:07:46.720 embarrassment that's what i was that's why i would say you got to come with it all charisma is a very

00:07:52.560 important thing and if you're not charismatic even with a good look it's still going to be hard

00:07:58.480 well people people that are good looking without charisma aren't really that good looking yeah they're

00:08:02.880 just duds but you you your money you got the whole package full package i'm not gay so don't worry about

00:08:10.800 it it's all good it's all good man you're gay for that pussy but gay for that pussy yeah never heard

00:08:17.520 that one way lesbian bulls like for that pussy hell yeah good stuff you eat box or no of course man

00:08:26.400 you have to but what if the girl's like almost not showered in a little bit that's not gonna happen

00:08:32.160 what it's not gonna happen then okay i just smell a little mile away but it's snow yeah i think about it

00:08:39.360 oh just breathe through your mouth oh the visual yeah well no that's not even gonna work but sometimes

00:08:46.560 like if she suffers from rotten bush there's a problem rotten bush yeah man yeah for real sometimes

00:08:53.120 if a girl smells really bad you could just breathe through your mouth how much is she paying how much

00:09:00.240 is she paying you yeah oh man i'm on testosterone i'm gonna give a fuck fuck yeah you know what i mean

00:09:06.640 yeah i don't somebody call my best friend and tell him he's a pussy now because i'm hanging out with

00:09:10.800 cliff because he's never going to yeah that's a good idea of course we could call him yeah yeah you

00:09:20.800 call him once you talk your shit to the guy right like i'm hanging out with cliff what are you doing

00:09:26.640 oh you're doing uber eats enjoy all right all right don't say it a lot let's type it in here sure

00:09:38.960 all right oh yeah man um have him sing no he's not a he's not a jester for your amusement

00:09:48.400 power dude you know what that's you're perfect thank you yeah that's awesome yeah they're so funny

00:09:56.960 they think they could just like put in the chat and people start tap dancing right like dude we're not

00:10:01.840 a you know here to here to be a jester it's ridiculous jester that's my favorite word

00:10:09.280 i'm gonna i'm gonna get that trademarked you should jester max you know that's fine send him a text

00:10:18.320 if you can yeah just tell him it's michael call back quick you if you don't you'll totally regret

00:10:23.360 it and i'll murder him he's probably busy doing something uber eats like sitting and doing nothing

00:10:31.360 you know what i mean

00:10:31.920 yeah he's totally turned me on to your uh he's preoccupied staring into the distance

00:10:44.400 oh you witty witty witty man yes yes yes yes oh my god let's see without a nothing sitting fat

00:10:54.000 doing nothing

00:10:56.640 fire whoever made this script let's see it's not a script they think it's a script because

00:11:02.240 she was watching my interview when we walked in it's not script you're famous of course you'll

00:11:06.080 be watching it yeah yeah people the word famous makes me sound like a mega faggot though no you're

00:11:11.600 not a mega faggot bro yeah anti-faggot bro or like a pedophile no dude this isn't to catch a

00:11:18.080 predator you don't have a six pack of wine coolers and some fucking licorice yeah but did you know

00:11:24.800 there's a statistic that 99 of famous people are pedophiles why i don't know i just

00:11:31.920 i tried that up it sounds but sounds real sounds you know what i mean it sounded believable

00:11:38.480 sounded believable that's the problem dude that's why famous is like a word that's like

00:11:44.000 all right it's a little cringe what should we use infamous infamous i like that a little

00:11:49.280 like the joker i'm with you or a jester no don't call me a jester no you're not a jester i'll go just

00:11:54.720 uh let's see chat on a scale oh my god that's so fucked um joe mog infamous

00:12:06.160 um let's see what it is fake garbage content jester lmao that's so annoying people think it's fake

00:12:13.600 constant dicks yeah fake you just ripped me out of my i don't even know us mia 360 yeah yeah

00:12:22.880 should drop something and make her pick it up you know what i mean

00:12:27.760 i just threw my lighter over there but don't pick it up you know

00:12:40.480 either it's lighter yeah you said throw something i did yeah he said your shoe is untied she's pretty

00:12:47.920 where'd you got her um i actually got her well i'll tell you the website after really yeah interesting

00:12:56.720 i didn't know it was that good i'll put you on game but you don't have a phone now so it's gonna

00:12:59.680 be hard yeah he's got robbed today you're gonna have to like maybe put a flashlight in there a

00:13:03.920 couple times and i'll send you one you know so something like a batman signal i'm down for

00:13:10.720 prostitutes that's the name of my first act my first band was boy prostitute boy prostitute was

00:13:15.920 your band okay boy prostitute excuse me for thinking that sounds a little bit weird but that

00:13:23.200 sounds a little bit weird yeah it sounds totally fucking weird i wanted to be offensive well fair enough

00:13:30.800 oh my god what kind of band was it uh it was uh punk punk rock punk rock okay well good good stuff

00:13:43.520 why'd you guys fall apart well it wasn't really a band it was it was it was i wrote and played

00:13:48.080 everything on the album i just had like hired guns uh so we can go touring and stuff like that

00:13:54.560 so you guys broke up because of what because i fired them oh i was going to say maybe some of the

00:14:00.720 band wanted some girl prostitutes yeah sure so you guys are split down the middle no i paid for them

00:14:10.720 i got some prostitutes it's fine hell yeah man good stuff i can't believe that's illegal

00:14:16.800 it's stupid it's the oldest profession in the world so silly jesus christ i know so silly really dumb

00:14:23.440 you just have to not get caught right it's only illegal if you get caught true true that

00:14:31.680 um hold on i have to just receive some crypto here let's see bang all right that'll work

00:14:46.560 i'm gonna read the chat see what they're kind of saying about you guys

00:14:50.080 uh i think it got put on the front page there's 15 000 people watching

00:14:53.600 how is that even possible um stop with the fake content um take him to the club you need to montclair

00:15:02.960 max he's mia mia best void ever buy him a new phone we could do that that's not a bad idea yeah i

00:15:12.880 feel like we should get you a new phone but i don't know where we could do that right now

00:15:16.240 might might already be closed totally so we could do that tomorrow or something um

00:15:23.680 you know what i mean so but you're already looking a lot more mog

00:15:27.360 you know what i mean he's getting you right i trust him do you think the clean shave is gonna

00:15:34.000 ascend you a couple psl most definitely yeah for real

00:15:37.600 you know really even better yeah well i mean it's really not that that much facial hair

00:15:47.200 how often do you shave man i had just shaved and it was like i had like a beard and stuff like that

00:15:51.840 as well okay not bad so what are your plans for the next five years well i'll be getting out of there

00:16:02.480 and uh probably do some uh limo driving or some probably guitar teaching or starting a few of the uh

00:16:10.800 business ideas that i had planned yeah i was gonna say i feel like you're a little bit too

00:16:17.600 mentally stable to be homeless i feel like are you homeless on purpose yes yeah i figured that's

00:16:23.520 what we were saying before yeah um the place where i was at uh was creating a bit of insanity for myself

00:16:30.160 so i just felt like suicidal so i was like you know what i'd much rather be on the street and happy

00:16:34.880 and free than locked up into a relationship with mom-in-laws and wife going it's just nuts you know yeah

00:16:44.960 yeah it was rough yeah women bitching that's uh that's my biggest once a woman satisfied satisfied

00:16:51.680 she'll find uh three more reasons to not be i know bro for real so on that thing they just complain

00:16:57.840 about everything you know nothing is right nothing's right all right so what's the solution

00:17:07.920 i don't know if my solution was the right solution but i'm happier just being free yeah yeah yeah

00:17:13.920 yeah no worries no good dude you ever have to pimp smack a hoe i don't hit women but i will punch a

00:17:23.520 dude that does for real yeah i never pimp smacked a hoe you should try it though i heard it's great

00:17:29.600 no put some baby powder on your hand and wow but you know i jaydream

00:17:42.000 oh my god

00:17:45.520 oh my god he's got some one-liners for real

00:17:48.320 larry slap oh yeah yeah the larry wheels max larry larry wheels fucking slapped the

00:17:56.320 shit out of that dude look he deserved it he deserved it he's talking crazy about his wife

00:18:07.200 yeah that's fucked you know i would have smacked the shit out of him too

00:18:10.480 yeah he deserved that one you know who i really want to smack oh who's that dude

00:18:16.800 that indian weird looking nerd dude was iggy is he is the leah i just

00:18:22.480 dude yeah yeah why do you want to smack neon i don't want to smack him i just want to smack him

00:18:29.200 i just some of the things what did he do he's breathing

00:18:33.120 he's just sometimes he just gets on my nerves i mean if he's a friend i apologize but okay i've

00:18:41.440 smacked a friend for being stupid tell me you lost money on the neon coin without telling me you lost

00:18:46.720 money on the neon coin yo why do you think i'm homeless

00:18:51.360 so i want to talk to him oh my god he owes me money

00:19:06.080 tell him to leave that beautiful woman alone which one iggy zelia yeah yeah dude for real

00:19:12.000 i'm sure she's troublesome but you know if i was streaming with iggy zelia i'd be pitching a

00:19:16.800 tent the whole time right you know what i mean like that and the fact that he wasn't

00:19:22.400 it's bothering me questionable right she twerked on him and backed away do you think he does the tuck

00:19:30.480 the mangina no the no no whoa whoa yeah not when you tuck it no no come on but what kind of stuff

00:19:38.400 are you talking about you're always thinking why does your head always go to the weird one

00:19:42.000 because i'm a weird guy yeah you know what me too and my own way

00:19:46.000 yeah but you're weird i am pretty weird oh we're like in an awesome way yeah yeah

00:19:52.480 yeah eccentric yeah but no no no not who thinks it's the tuck and thinks mangina but what's the

00:19:58.880 time when you tuck it wait put it in your waistband so that you know what i mean put what in the

00:20:04.240 waistband no you know no you don't no just just describe what you know when you start pitching a

00:20:10.480 tent and you oh you want to hide it so you go oh you know i usually just punch it you god get down

00:20:19.120 please i'm belt lining it yeah that makes sense that's what i'm saying yeah i'm i'm i'm simply like

00:20:26.800 playing devil's advocate giving him the benefit of the doubt i've had to do that on that yeah the

00:20:30.960 time exactly call neon no come on i don't want to ruin his mood i don't want to oh yeah man come on

00:20:38.480 i'm in a nice mood right now yeah he's in a good mood no neon why like why dude dude how do you like

00:20:44.320 not let it she twerked on him and he's just back to it like almost like denied it i was like what's

00:20:49.760 up with you are you not yeah are you gay he's gay is he gay no no are you sure no no no is he in the

00:20:56.320 closet can we sell him a surprise coming out of the closet party no no i don't think no he's not

00:21:00.960 gay no he's not gay they're just they're they're friends you know really yeah how did that happen

00:21:09.360 i don't know well i mean like there's some people who have like i i guess a lot of restraint maybe

00:21:14.240 like because i i couldn't be friends with a girl who's hot no it's unheard of but that's just me

00:21:20.720 but maybe he's a little bit more of a gentleman than me all right sorry we'll give him the benefit

00:21:26.160 of the doubt okay he's not gay but he's just a fag no no no neon's cool no i'm sure he's cool dude

00:21:35.520 i'm not saying that he's not cool he's like he's not cool to me well i think he doesn't matter dude it

00:21:42.480 doesn't matter my opinion doesn't matter maybe does everybody like him i mean he has a lot he's a nice

00:21:46.960 guy i think neon's a nice guy he probably is a nice guy maybe he's shy yeah maybe maybe you need

00:21:54.240 to take him under your wing and tell him how to be a a smooth player i think i need to introduce him

00:21:59.040 to cialis and viagra maybe both yeah right yeah those are my favorite drugs by far i started

00:22:07.920 lucky dipping viagra when i was like 16 and that dude i used to take just a corner and be hard for

00:22:14.960 like a week yeah what so there's actually this better thing that you inject into the shaft of

00:22:20.400 your dick okay oh boy i think that's so hard that it turned yellow whoa yellow like jaundice yellow

00:22:26.160 like sunflower yellow oh yeah so what happens then well i had to start calling up girls and say do you

00:22:32.480 want some banana dick no i said i said listen if you don't get over here right now i think my dick is

00:22:37.360 a bad explorer wow or beat my banana dick purple yeah you i probably could have gone with that one

00:22:46.960 in hindsight hindsight 2020 i know yes i fucked up a little bit there you know are you live on tiktok

00:22:53.680 as well this is fucking live oh no no no she's live over there like my mom watches what's she live on

00:23:02.160 tiktok why are you filming in um the other aspect can you do that because

00:23:10.160 oh okay well fair enough yeah there we go inject it into the shaft and yeah when you inject the

00:23:16.240 engine yellow side effects yeah it went yellow because this is the thing i injected a little bit the

00:23:22.560 probably the dose i should have and then i was like i was impatient i didn't wait for it to set

00:23:26.640 in then i was like it let's go back and do more so i'm shoot up more and then oh boy i'm so hard

00:23:32.960 at you oh dude your dick dude yeah wow yeah did you have to narcan it no i didn't have to

00:23:40.000 i just had to uh get more girls yeah my guy tried to blow my load hell yeah a few times

00:23:47.520 it's always worrying when you blow your load and your dick's still hard then you're like oh

00:23:51.520 fuck no that's good times you know that's porn style it's like rich piano what he said it's like

00:23:57.760 how viagra if you're hard for four hours go to a hospital it's like no that's stupid calling up

00:24:02.560 girls dude right right you know what i mean dude so silly shout out to rich the doctor better be

00:24:09.680 female with no shirt on yeah probably find some of those on some of these hooker sites yeah dude you

00:24:16.080 know what i mean prostitute phd yeah okay dude i wouldn't even be surprised girlfriend experience

00:24:24.480 if you could find a prostitute with a master's degree wow you definitely can wow that'd be

00:24:31.200 expensive no no it really wouldn't it no i honestly because like what is a master's degree really gonna

00:24:37.760 i don't know let's go to like list crawler back page and find out yeah for real i mean i'm not trying

00:24:42.080 to plug them but that's where you can find them liz crawler back page list crawler back page yeah

00:24:46.400 miami what is it at dot com no just let's call it but i guess i don't know oh that's where you find

00:24:52.240 chicks good to know yeah he's putting putting people on game here bro those are the kind of things that

00:24:59.280 i like to keep under wraps because um then you don't want people to like sort of be competing with

00:25:06.880 your inventory right supply and demand you know i don't i don't pay i'm too cool for that

00:25:14.960 shit oh okay i was just about to say how how do you do that yeah give them narcotics well that's why

00:25:19.760 he's homeless because he spends it all on prostitutes well no from investing no i invested in neon

00:25:27.280 it took a chance lost oh my god yeah bitcoin's going to too how do you feel about that

00:25:39.760 son of a yeah son of a yeah man i always said remember when damn near a month

00:25:47.680 ago sneko was telling me bitcoin oh my god it's the best investment ever try to keep a

00:25:52.000 dangling vindicated my man sneko yeah vindicated sneko as always vindicated in my takes everyone was

00:26:03.360 spamming how much of a retard how much of an ally was bitcoin literally dropped forty thousand dollars

00:26:10.240 you know what i mean yeah devastated went to complete unreal

00:26:14.880 it was at 110 or 120 maybe not three months ago now that's 70 69 70 000. ridiculous might be the best

00:26:27.040 time to bust no you don't think it's gonna go back up uh i mean maybe a little bit but like skyrocket

00:26:34.960 but the problem is it's just too volatile for the average person to you know be around with that

00:26:41.840 what is for everybody to sell low so they can buy and then it goes yeah the copes the copes man

00:26:49.920 there's too many copes about crypto you know what i mean way too many copes i can't believe there's

00:26:57.680 so many people watching this um oh wait there was actually there oh there's bots there's bots watching

00:27:06.720 this yeah whoever botted that i'm not sure but there's still 10 000 people watching that um

00:27:15.600 whoever botted the stream you're gay let's see make me a dance i can't make her dance randomly

00:27:23.040 can we we might be able to i'm sure you know how much cash do you have in your wallet right now

00:27:28.880 none i got robbed yesterday 50 50 with you you think one of your friends robbed you more than likely

00:27:34.240 because my dog didn't kill them do you want to take a guess which one yeah and then we could do

00:27:40.240 advanced interrogation tactics no there's no interrogation it's just strangulation and the

00:27:45.840 ending of life but don't you want to be sure that it's the person that took it you know what no

00:27:52.720 based you're kind of like american psycho a little bit that was a good movie yeah people say i'm like

00:28:01.680 the american psycho absolutely you think so more than definitely if you have a vast knowledge of

00:28:06.560 80s music you'll be perfect but if i was an american psycho i would have killed you not been looks maxing

00:28:12.880 you no i'm not what your victim well because you know in the movie he kills the homeless guy yeah but

00:28:18.800 i'm not really that homeless that is true you are by choice almost yes i am by choice yeah that is true

00:28:24.240 that is true um how long are you going to be homeless for not very i just took a little

00:28:31.120 vacation if you will sabbatical okay so it's been like a year and a half i've been having a good time

00:28:36.480 all right and how old are you 55. okay yeah so you got so you think you're going to rejoin the real

00:28:44.880 world soon well i've been in the real world a long time um yeah pretty much you're honestly not missing

00:28:51.920 out on much i know like no rush to get back normies are into such stupid like the super bowl

00:28:59.120 and just you know give me a break it's like all the same non-ten garbage and bored video games

00:29:09.440 it's like dude grand theft auto six you know i'm not even out yet is it going to come out probably

00:29:15.520 not that's going to suck and that should be the cause of a revolution i feel like there's better

00:29:22.240 but that's not all the gamers getting pissed off listen that's some to to talk about

00:29:27.040 though gta6 politics are jester like i say you know what i mean agreed because i'm on piers morgan

00:29:34.400 tomorrow so i'm gonna have to tell him that for real yeah you're going on piers yep good for you man

00:29:39.920 fuck yes do you think what are you gonna do um yeah he was always on some weird why can he never

00:29:46.960 just give a straight up interview that's what i always wonder he always wants to get you with

00:29:52.640 a hippie start arguing that's what gets always like a hidden agenda it's it's i don't know what

00:29:58.320 the deal is yeah do you think he's gonna try some on me no you yeah he's gonna try some

00:30:04.640 shake as a jerk off yeah a little bit but you know what you're gonna handle that that is true

00:30:10.480 i'm gonna keep my cortisol levels low but it'd be good you know what i mean hot yoga

00:30:17.760 whoa okay that might be a little bit much for me

00:30:28.000 if he hates on you he's just jealous him that is true you know what your worst day is probably

00:30:33.760 better than his vacation yeah what's the best way that you guys like to relieve stress

00:30:41.520 hmm this guy just came out he didn't even think about that he just said the truth yeah

00:30:48.240 there is no experience on earth that feels that good

00:30:53.040 mm-hmm that is sure uh tell me if you do i just get all tired though huh i'll get sleepy too

00:30:59.600 get tired yeah one turkey sandwich it took everything to do it

00:31:04.960 hmm that is true that's the beginning yeah tell me more i like to have energy though like you know

00:31:13.600 after or else i'd do that before the interview you know if you don't you'll just stew and yeah

00:31:21.280 what about edging you guys ever do like edging if you need to like get

00:31:28.320 thank you thank you thank you thank you that was awesome

00:31:36.640 listen i'll tell you what please if you ever need to get like hyped up get your energy levels

00:31:42.720 get like your power levels at an all-time high what you do

00:31:46.880 is you jerk off and right before you're about to blow your load you stop whoa pull your pants back

00:31:53.040 up that's edging all right but you do that all the time when you're in a girl because you don't want

00:31:59.200 you know what i'm saying so what you do is you hold it back you think about a baseball game or something

00:32:03.920 yeah but then you stop you don't tell you back yeah

00:32:06.560 no no no no no that's what i'm saying you're thinking of something different what do you think of

00:32:22.480 i get you in this to like reverse the excitement i mean like or you'll lose your i don't get it

00:32:28.160 uh edging my friends tell me oh i usually pinch before

00:32:36.720 what that's the gayest thing ever that's so gay homosexuals call it faggot that's crazy yeah for

00:32:42.480 real i read about that really because think about it that's the beginning of everything that's true

00:32:49.040 i heard sting can do that experience ever okay oh man maybe i'll have to try that maybe do you think

00:32:57.040 it's gay to jerk off in the mirror in the mirror yeah no i'm talking about during sex i ain't talking

00:33:04.880 about no like if you're like ready about to come yeah you think about something that you really want

00:33:11.520 truly truly yeah no but i'm saying like if you stand in front of a mirror oh no so right before

00:33:17.600 you jack is that gay that's what you do that's what you do that's what you watch yourself i'm

00:33:22.640 thinking that's not what i do i'm just something like that i don't know i'm just asking if it's

00:33:26.480 gay i was just asking whoa whoa don't try to turn this around on me i'm just asking

00:33:49.600 wow but you just thought about it so it's something that's in a mirror i mean there's

00:33:54.640 some mirrors right there i was thinking about trying it i mean i mean not that there's nothing

00:33:58.640 wrong with it we can leave the room you know to me it's more like a power thing patrick bateman oh

00:34:07.520 yeah that is like what patrick bateman does um that's pretty funny

00:34:12.960 bateman's what do you mean bait bateman's which bateman's patrick bateman

00:34:24.240 doesn't that yes patrick bateman um let's see what the fuck oh my god

00:34:35.280 uh i think of my grandma what the fuck dude the chat is actually so weird

00:34:40.720 the chat is so weird yeah no someone bonded the chat retard of course if it goes from 18 000 to

00:34:49.600 10 000 in one second that wasn't me though dumbass um you know what i mean get him a hair piece

00:35:00.160 would you ever rock a hair system i don't know my building up

00:35:06.480 okay bet i'll take your word for it look i'm gonna put

00:35:10.880 make him 10 years younger 10 years younger okay let's see

00:35:16.560 actually chat if you think i could do it chat what do you think 10 years younger yes or no

00:35:22.000 tell me right now

00:35:25.600 no you think no i'm i'm on your side bro i say go for it

00:35:30.160 so i could bring my 20 year old girlfriend here tomorrow

00:35:47.040 oh my god

00:35:48.000 don't tell i've seen about that one bro oh my god let's see oh my god

00:36:07.840 that's going crazy or no norwood 67

00:36:14.880 let's see five days younger i miss authentic content oh my god you guys are so retarded

00:36:22.080 authentic content yeah they just think it's a script because of the interview

00:36:26.800 how could that be scripted that's crazy yeah well i mean it's like come on yeah i can tell you

00:36:34.320 it let's just get raunchy random way randy yeah yeah completely random there's no teleprompter here

00:36:40.400 that was pretty crazy um what do you think about that i i thought that was pretty interesting

00:36:49.520 i was thinking that maybe she saw us outside and put it on or something like that

00:36:53.600 i got no idea but i want to watch my ad in friedland interview because i didn't get to see

00:37:00.160 um like kind of what made the final cut and what didn't type type shit so i don't really know man

00:37:08.320 uh let me check my ledger to see this went through

00:37:13.280 no all right hell yeah

00:37:25.680 hell yeah

00:37:30.000 did that's going back of a friend of mine never text back did who

00:37:35.680 yeah you gotta flex on him real quick right you should you should call him up and go you know what

00:37:40.720 i don't even want you as a fan anymore you for it tell him no no i'm gonna jump up with you

00:37:47.200 damn asshole tell him to call back now imperative yeah because he's a jerk off

00:37:54.000 tell him to call back it's michelangelo to call who needs enemies when you got friends like this man

00:38:00.240 exactly what the that's crazy he's an idiot tell him what i'm doing over here and who i'm with and

00:38:08.160 he should probably respond the same thing he did the same thing when i had three

00:38:13.520 bitches and a bunch of narcotics he didn't even call back he missed everything i did everything

00:38:17.120 myself welcome when the cops are like coming and you hear a bunch of sirens are you usually the guy

00:38:24.160 who has to keyster everything i don't boop no no i make someone else do that oh okay inhale this through

00:38:31.760 your asshole now yeah there's always that one guy in the group who just like wants to find every

00:38:38.720 reason to shove the drugs up his ass it's weird right there's always somebody that wants to put

00:38:42.720 something in their ass i don't get it i know my little brother went to boston oh i wanted to bring

00:38:47.520 weed so i put an ounce and a half in my ass i was like what the i'm like are you serious he goes yeah

00:38:54.320 well so here's like the fire truck and they're just sticking it's incredible i'm like how'd you get it

00:38:59.600 out there he goes well you know i did some like you know reverse lemma's like get the out of here

00:39:03.920 i know i always can't believe those people that's so gross an ounce and half a

00:39:07.760 weed is a lot to putting someone's a man's asshole i mean not like a woman's ass wouldn't

00:39:12.560 be getting any better but jesus christ maybe a little less gay honestly

00:39:17.360 yeah but you're in jail with a bunch of guys it's not gonna be fun

00:39:33.600 you make a lot of money off an ounce of dope what in jail what i don't do

00:39:38.400 about a little bow a hairpin is probably 20. yeah really dude you have no idea

00:39:49.760 what the maybe you've been to you've been to prison yeah everybody putting in yo

00:39:56.720 jill hey you ain't prison prison not jail the prison the economics in prison is amazing

00:40:03.120 really god damn fuck it's crazy

00:40:13.680 they make lighters wait wait wait you think that's something you see how much they'll pay for fake

00:40:20.240 weed cv fucking dean shit fake weed oh lord you ever seen someone get their cheeks busted

00:40:28.640 cheeks busted as in well that's not my business that makes me throw up i only watched the

00:40:33.680 thing none of my business i only watched the first 15 minutes of brokeback mountain

00:40:38.560 when harley davidson attacked the mall bro man i threw up i was like oh my god what's going on

00:40:42.320 god damn terrible it's fucked yeah dude i literally seen a guy next to me yeah i've seen that that i've seen

00:40:49.760 officers i've had people killed next to me that's i've seen officers that's easy to beat inmates to a

00:40:55.360 pope oh listen they're sick oh shit that's fuck officers yeah you probably get a fucking crazy uh

00:41:04.240 sentence for that right everybody covers everybody right well to protect god damn to protect and serve

00:41:14.000 protect the server yeah it's a real um let's see how's he looking so far chat what do you guys think

00:41:22.880 i'm not telling you we ain't even done yet but we gonna start it up yeah that's a crazy lineup

00:41:29.040 we ain't even done yet yeah

00:41:34.960 all right hell yeah man then we're uh is there any closed doors open we could get this guy some drip

00:41:42.320 what time is it

00:41:51.760 yeah we go to duty's all right sounds like a plan stand all right

00:42:01.120 yeah he loves diddy's diddy's yeah

00:42:04.640 we go to diddy's you can't leave my ass on the bus stop

00:42:13.760 oh we're in deep

00:42:16.560 diddy crib right around the corner why are we not there right now please don't take me to diddy's

00:42:20.960 let's go there

00:42:24.000 dude my my butt is so clenched right now your butthole's so clenched what it clenched up when you said that

00:42:30.640 oh yeah yeah how do you guys always get so sidetracked is this i swear it's him it's crazy

00:42:40.160 every single time you know diddy likes to take dudes clothes shopping diddy's diddy he's trying

00:42:45.680 to take 50 fucking clothes shopping it didn't work 50. yeah he goes hey let me take clothes like get

00:42:51.120 away from me for real and he's really gay now yeah why do you always have to do that weird man i don't

00:42:59.760 know life's boring it is what it is i guess that is true yeah you know like why can you do a normal

00:43:06.640 party man fuck that you know normal what's that like um you know maybe just some hand lotion not baby

00:43:15.760 oil really some like no i made my friend my friend i made my friend uh i told him to use icy hot so

00:43:21.760 when he got out of the hospital he was really pissing me one time i put icy hot on my balls no that's

00:43:27.840 what he did he put it on his balls his shaft in the head and he had to go to the hospital he lost the

00:43:31.680 whole dermis it was bad i only put a little bit no he put a lot oh he put a lot yeah he went to town

00:43:37.840 okay so there's a limit to how much you could get away you shouldn't teabag the icy hot jaw yeah i

00:43:43.040 shouldn't teabag anything really honestly yeah unless they deserve it teabagging is never a good

00:43:49.120 idea if your friend gets too drunk it's good to take a photo i don't know i have no idea well let's

00:43:56.720 go back to diddy's i mean diddy's what keep back in the bitches nah teabagging in general that's bad karma

00:44:05.520 is it tell you the truth yeah you didn't know that the karma for tea bagging is how is that possible

00:44:11.360 tea bagging bad karma i'll tell you man you know i'll tell you tea bagging i lost my wallet the

00:44:22.080 very next day for real yeah man that's crazy i know so that was a one and done experience

00:44:30.400 what that's exactly what he did that was amazing so bold down there so he could look porn style and

00:44:44.720 he put it on i put all that ice you know i think it told me all over my shit what's wrong with you

00:44:49.920 and then the chick i don't even want to tell you what happened to her mouth they're saying you look

00:44:53.840 like a mafia boss right now thank you you're welcome yeah what uh ethnic background are you

00:45:01.680 ethnic background yeah european like i know about specifically uh spaniard english portuguese and

00:45:09.440 french okay hell yeah man

00:45:15.760 so not italian no but i was raised uh i was when i came to uh the states uh i came i was

00:45:23.600 raised in uh a new york howard beach i knew you had new york yeah howard beast i knew you had new

00:45:28.400 york south ozon park harold beach yeah

00:45:32.720 yep yeah my dad if you saw new york now you wouldn't like it i know it's uh it's a little

00:45:38.000 bit weird oh it got up people got all these weird piercings and shit

00:45:43.360 chicks with dicks really yeah this is this thing is a chick with a dick it's a man with tits

00:45:48.560 right i mean come on yeah but checks with dicks rhymes yeah you like i stand corrected clip yeah exactly

00:46:01.920 no not exactly that ain't true do you keep a handgun in that suitcase because you can

00:46:07.440 that's good don't get any ideas are you a nice kind of guy yeah i like that i like that i like that i like that

00:46:23.520 all right bang yeah

00:46:26.560 you know it's always funny the pork you call it pansy pansy division

00:46:43.760 yeah now we're off to new york fashion week straight after this let's do it

00:46:48.640 you know i'm down should be a good time

00:46:51.440 yeah fashion week was crazy they made me wear this weird shit what do they make you wear bro

00:46:59.760 i don't know dude it's just like a shirt that had like all this wax on it what the

00:47:04.160 the is that about dude tell me about it like you were at a seance or some shit what's that

00:47:09.680 what is it balenciaga what were they making you wear uh i don't even know what to tell you man

00:47:15.920 you look better the way you dress now everything i agree this is ego boss you look a

00:47:20.400 fucking man yeah hello for real uh that's what i said good for you broski good for you

00:47:28.880 next show has to be some dolce right boys don't you give any yeah like gandhi

00:47:34.320 you know david gandhi for real yeah trump yeah damn those numbers are outstanding the numbers

00:47:43.040 this is just i'm here i hear it i hear it is like that's good honky you looking clean bro

00:47:48.640 that's really quick he's a lesbian oh donald can tuck my ball yeah he's looking good i love trump

00:47:56.480 yeah i love i'm a trumper i don't give a fuck there's a good guy he's not a racist all that's

00:48:01.760 fucking agenda that's all disinformation

00:48:04.000 bullshit biden was the one who was like saying i don't want my kids going to school with jungle

00:48:08.560 bunnies like who the are you calling a biden's a kkk bastard i don't give a

00:48:13.280 fuck i'm serious don't you think politics are jester politics is way jester

00:48:18.880 they're molested the jester they're jester the molester it jester the molester

00:48:23.680 after a fucking movie i hope i get that nickname when i'm older why i'm just kidding i'm just kidding

00:48:34.000 who me nah i'm dead sober you should see me after i uh are you dead sober i know where to get

00:48:40.560 narcotics trust me yeah oh yeah i've only smoked crack one time i got through my ears wow hell yeah

00:48:48.080 no really like i pulled it out that was funny hollywood yeah no i don't really go to any of

00:49:00.480 those locations you see how much hair i got on my eyebrows it's fucked up right jesus how much what

00:49:05.040 hair i have big ass eyebrows it's fucked up nah it's not bad get on it this guy he's money yeah yeah big

00:49:12.640 time looking very mog i don't know what that means but you don't know you're a fan of me

00:49:17.920 you don't know what mog means i feel like that's like my main word listen i'm bleeding but half of

00:49:22.640 the things i'm saying is you know who cares don't worry about it it's just blood it's my fault it is

00:49:30.000 no it's okay it'll stop bleeding uh in a second it's already started london fashion week is this

00:49:35.040 weekend i should have said in the beginning exactly let me attest it test what test what wait give

00:49:42.880 asan reacting to you um what's asan watching right now is he watching this stream homeless looks maxing

00:49:53.680 yeah we could get you some minoxidil and um dutasteride and minoxidil minoxidil am i balding

00:50:01.600 better yeah hey cover that up and that's his job well what we could do is we could do a hair system

00:50:08.880 honestly it's not that bad though it's a mature hairline i never even noticed

00:50:15.440 i think you mog what are you showing me can you explain mark hasan watching this stream right

00:50:20.880 oh yeah hasan nice politics is jester yeah oh my god politics is jester don't you wish you had

00:50:37.600 tourette's in some sometimes yes because when she was just walking by just now i could have just been

00:50:43.360 like you know what i mean you know what dude it's like you're in my head it's unbelievable yeah

00:50:51.840 yeah so that'd be uh that'd be a good one you know and if anyone tries to

00:50:57.280 with you about it you could just call the aarp no i'll punch them in the face repeatedly until they

00:51:02.960 die oh well i was gonna say something maybe a little bit more that's okay if anybody

00:51:08.640 punches you i'll fuck them up too don't you worry about it i got your back okay okay okay um well

00:51:20.880 i probably should have brought a lawyer really yeah why i don't know well hopefully we make it

00:51:28.800 through the rest of the stream without needing one we're gonna be fine don't you worry i know everybody

00:51:33.280 okay okay all right fair enough yeah you're good dude did you bend the spoon with your bare hands yes

00:51:39.360 sir hell yeah absolutely that is a good little fashion piece right there i'll make you one i'd

00:51:47.200 appreciate that no problem you know no problem so what what else is in your inventory what kind

00:51:53.760 of what do you mean like like like what do you carry like what do you have uh let's see so you have a dog

00:52:01.440 yeah you have you had a phone i have a yeah i have a 105 pound pit bull okay named lexi i also have

00:52:10.320 two chihuahuas but that's with the ex man they're ferocious um usually a handgun nine millimeter um

00:52:20.320 a knife a comb and a hanky that's what men should carry on you right now no i left it at the place

00:52:27.600 when you guys picked me up okay okay i didn't feel i should be armed you know for the guy yeah this

00:52:34.160 guy's gonna take care of business i feel totally safe uh-huh between this guy cutting me open and

00:52:38.560 this guy standing there ready to kill me i feel awesome you're keeping it low cortisol cortisol why

00:52:46.080 do you like cortisol so much no i hate cortisol oh i thought cortisol yeah cortisol is a bad thing

00:52:51.920 it's catabolic hormone that's what i heard yeah so it's uh it's a looks men for sure you know what

00:52:58.080 i mean how old are you i'm 20. what 20. i'm turning 21 soon you carry yourself very well hey thank you

00:53:09.120 man i appreciate it so um yeah we got the 21st birthday party coming up gonna celebrate that that's

00:53:17.040 gonna be badass for you what should i do everything literally like what i don't know where do you want

00:53:24.800 to go are you gonna do it in miami uh yeah i'm i'm not really too sure where do you usually well where

00:53:31.040 do you uh live actually well i live in miami now oh cool yeah about 20 minutes from here sweet good time

00:53:37.840 where did you live before jersey you were in jersey hoboken right yeah well technically mass because my parents

00:53:44.400 kicked me out i'm off yeah i love massachusetts it's been a lot of time in service yes i

00:53:52.640 i could take it or leave it it's too cold up there you know what i mean it's just way too historic and

00:53:59.840 silly i i hate the cold tell you the truth do you like miami um it's okay it's the best place to live

00:54:08.640 but i just complain regardless i'm a complainer me too i complained when i was in l.a complained when

00:54:16.560 i was in miami well l.a's fucked up though yeah l.a's fucked up yeah l.a traffic is uh it's a pain in

00:54:25.360 the balls the new york traffic is worse it is yeah new york is fucked it is and it's just becomes very

00:54:32.560 very very over populated yeah what would be your solution

00:54:45.120 you know my solution bro purging

00:54:49.280 i know

00:54:58.800 yeah you don't the public transportation system in new york is 10 times better than miami

00:55:07.120 go ahead yeah all right if you slice my throat open just go from left to right cars are cope

00:55:14.640 i just like the sprinter you know what i mean so i can go with a park in new york it sucks yeah it

00:55:22.160 does does suck you know i used to drive to school in the city was just paying the ass i should have

00:55:27.760 taken public transportation where'd you go to school uh i did a i did a a couple of summers in the

00:55:35.680 the american academy of dramatic arts because i was studying acting for a little bit okay back in

00:55:44.640 the day and uh that was uh yeah i should have done public transportation because driving over there was

00:55:50.320 crazy exactly yeah it's kind of dangerous though the public transportation yeah and the trains smell

00:55:57.360 like piss yeah all the time and the rats there are just like i don't even know what's going on with

00:56:02.880 that shit they got rats the size of fucking dogs down there it's crazy yeah exactly man

00:56:09.280 shit's fucked definitely so yo man there you go yeah yeah do you like mcdonald's

00:56:22.240 you want to rip uh some mickey d's after this no i like how am i still alive i fat yeah

00:56:38.320 yeah called sicko yeah okay that was the almost died in a year what the hell that was the chicken

00:56:45.440 that was not the burgers the burgers are chill dude mcdonald's i mean checkers is better though

00:56:52.880 yeah checkers checkers is awesome dude i should not say checkers you don't like checkers no truck

00:56:59.520 checkers all right how about wendy's yeah checkers arby's fucking dave's hot chicken all right well

00:57:07.200 fuck it we're gonna go to mcdonald's fuck it you know what i mean i'm going where you're going fuck it

00:57:11.760 all right you know that's just crazy what do you think of chipotle i think it's too spicy my man

00:57:19.200 you know mm-hmm way too spicy for me you like chipotle right yeah it's cool you don't think it's too

00:57:26.240 spicy is that true come on man stop playing man don't do it don't do it we like spicy food man

00:57:42.880 i mean in jamaica that's spicy yeah i lived there for three and a half years i lived in the grill you

00:57:51.280 living in jamaica i lived in the grill yeah for three and a half years what dude i had to come

00:57:56.160 back my mom was like come back you're out of the will like what the dude i worked for sandals and

00:58:00.560 beaches resorts for seven years dude oh man what the dude dude that's that was the best time of my

00:58:08.640 life living in jamaica appleton rum all the time i was a playmaker so i was a i was a concierge for um

00:58:15.600 the suites in the resorts man talking good times dude these crazy people that are getting married

00:58:22.800 before i get married can you give me a hookah i'm like you're so stupid what the fuck okay sure

00:58:27.200 no problem yeah i feel like i'm in forest hump the gay porn someone take a picture i really like

00:58:33.760 playing it is it back life is like a box of dicks oh come on man is that your schedule

00:58:42.400 can you restart it what do you mean

00:58:48.560 nah fuck that shit

00:58:54.080 damn they got your ass i think he fucking maced me

00:58:57.920 he busted out the anti-rape kit

00:59:01.040 so are we gonna need rape whistles um i think you're good okay cool i think you're good you need a rape

00:59:08.000 whistle though do you need a rape whistle can't rape the wheel in like 50 50. maybe you know

00:59:16.160 like 50 50. so what's long and hard and contained semen you tell me a submarine okay

00:59:24.640 you guys are dirty okay okay okay interesting interesting let's see what's going on here straight

00:59:31.840 john someone said who nutted on my man dude i know bro they're straight nutting on my chin

00:59:40.880 they're leaving their spunk all over my face

00:59:44.560 this is so funny oh my god this is hilarious uh heterosexuality is being challenged yeah

00:59:52.640 oh okay that fountain part two so

00:59:59.200 we'll see what else um what else you got i don't know dude because you still got some time to get

01:00:05.040 you probably need a hairpiece the fuck well that's just the mog the hardest honestly you know at the

01:00:13.040 end we just set my face on fire yeah my friend still didn't call back he's such a dick really yeah

01:00:19.440 he's an idiot loess driving around the bmw delivering uber eats really

01:00:29.280 yeah we got it

01:00:33.840 sure come on ouch yeah he's gonna look legit

01:00:38.400 that's what we got for you a reunion with who no okay are we doing a reunion i'm ecstatic good yeah i

01:00:47.680 think we should that's a good idea that would be good times you got to make sure you don't descend

01:00:52.560 though you don't wither away i'm not a descender yeah i didn't take you for one everything's voluntary

01:00:58.960 yeah i can't believe i'm speaking to you i can't believe i'm here oh i'm not that cool yes you are

01:01:05.120 nah there you are um i appreciate it you very much are i mean hello it's very nice of you

01:01:15.440 it's kind of weird that um people actually are going crazy over me um

01:01:24.080 you know what that's uh outside looking in no it's not but probably

01:01:29.760 that's a good thing that you think that because that means you're not a complete

01:01:33.760 fucking grandiose asshole let's see guys did i take 10 years off i don't know

01:01:43.840 dude i trust you don't worry about it you got a spliff over there what's going on

01:01:51.600 i gotta put a ponytail on or some anyway yeah yeah i gotta ponytail it

01:01:55.680 okay okay this looks like you know yeah we got a ponytail at the shore

01:02:00.880 i know you got me all i have this face all right should we head to your restaurant and get some

01:02:07.280 eats so i was trying to get my pants what are you dds why don't we call uber eats to see if my

01:02:12.480 friend delivers you would break his face yeah huh yeah eats yeah uh either five mcdonald's to be honest

01:02:23.440 with you yeah yeah mcdonald's it's right on the street yeah there's a mcdonald's by dds on 81st okay

01:02:34.640 the man wants mcdonald's we're gonna get a mcdonald's i just have to pee real quick

01:02:37.920 really i'll be right back follow him into the bathroom make sure he's not sitting down

01:02:51.440 with a mcdonald's so you want to do the mcdonald's and how you see me

01:02:54.560 not to put the lid on and i'm going to make sure that i hold

01:02:58.400 i think you want to stay in bed after that yeah

01:03:00.640 shhhh he's in mcdonald's

01:03:03.120 yeah he's in mcdonald's

01:03:04.640 yeah he's in mcdonald's

01:03:05.440 yeah he's in mcdonald's

01:03:06.000 yeah he's in mcdonald's

01:03:06.720 so i don't know why i have a battery clock in the back and turn off on the camera

01:03:24.880 mcdonald's

01:03:30.960 That's it, that is it.

01:04:00.960 That's it.

01:04:01.960 I want some festival, rice and beef.

01:04:05.960 Dude.

01:04:06.960 Straight up, man.

01:04:08.960 Brown stew, trout, all that shit.

01:04:10.960 Jerr chicken.

01:04:11.960 Jerr chicken's awesome.

01:04:12.960 Never buy jerr chicken at night because it's usually dry.

01:04:15.960 I never buy jerr chicken at night in Jamaica because it's usually dried out.

01:04:18.960 Yeah.

01:04:19.960 How come the fucking beef patties over here suck ass?

01:04:24.960 I don't know if that's what I'm doing.

01:04:27.960 What's the name of the famous beef patty place in Jamaica?

01:04:32.960 I fucking forgot, bro.

01:04:34.960 Yeah.

01:04:35.960 That's exactly it.

01:04:38.960 There's another one with a girl's name.

01:04:40.960 Right.

01:04:41.960 And there's one with a girl's name.

01:04:45.960 Clive's has good to go Jamaican food.

01:04:48.960 He gets some delivery from, I think, Golden Cross.

01:04:51.960 Orton Eek's has.

01:04:52.960 Jennifer Hudson, who does Orton Eek, the restaurant, the Caribbean restaurant.

01:04:56.960 Hell yeah.

01:04:57.960 That guy's looking like a pimp.

01:04:58.960 Oh my, boy.

01:04:59.960 What?

01:05:00.960 It's crazy to you, right?

01:05:01.960 Me?

01:05:02.960 No, him blowing you through.

01:05:03.960 Oh shit.

01:05:04.960 That must have sounded amazing.

01:05:05.960 Yeah.

01:05:06.960 You're looking legit, my man.

01:05:07.960 I do.

01:05:08.960 I do.

01:05:09.960 Oh shit.

01:05:10.960 Oh shit.

01:05:11.960 Yeah.

01:05:12.960 You're looking legit, my man.

01:05:13.960 I do.

01:05:14.960 I'm just crazy to you, right?

01:05:16.960 Me?

01:05:17.960 No, him blowing you through the door.

01:05:19.960 Oh shit.

01:05:20.960 That must have sounded amazing.

01:05:21.960 Yeah.

01:05:22.960 Yeah. You're looking legit, my man.

01:05:28.580 Alright, you take Venmo or Zelle?

01:05:30.680 Yeah, Zelle.

01:05:31.680 Get my $100.

01:05:32.280 Zelle. Let's do it.

01:05:33.860 Tip.

01:05:35.420 I'm gonna go smoke, guys. Be good.

01:05:37.040 Bullshit.

01:05:37.760 Speed thrills.

01:05:39.040 Yep.

01:05:39.660 Fuck yeah.

01:05:41.360 Ah, birds of a feather, man. Birds of a feather.

01:05:49.760 I feel there should be a disco ball in here.

01:05:52.960 Good idea.

01:05:56.360 We need a disco ball.

01:05:59.480 I agree.

01:06:02.740 That would be hot. I'm just saying.

01:06:05.320 Yeah.

01:06:10.560 Alright, um...

01:06:12.400 Yeah, I'll be there in one second. I'm smoking a cigarette.

01:06:15.280 Yeah, I got you.

01:06:16.980 I'm smoking a cigarette, like you said, to wait here.

01:06:19.720 Dude, you told me to wait till I get here to smoke a cigarette outside.

01:06:23.560 I'm going by your direction.

01:06:25.240 Come on, man. Stop looking at my balls.

01:06:27.300 Looks good.

01:06:28.760 Alright.

01:06:29.540 How long you live in Little Haiti?

01:06:30.520 So, what are we going to get him?

01:06:33.220 Oh.

01:06:34.460 Can you just move up?

01:06:37.840 You're right.

01:06:38.740 You're right.

01:06:39.300 He's right.

01:06:43.240 Hey, man.

01:06:43.820 I'm going to keep this place in mind in case I got to take any hose.

01:06:45.980 Interesting.

01:06:46.620 To tell you the truth, bud.

01:06:47.540 What the fuck is this?

01:06:49.160 I certainly feel bad putting a homeless guy in these clothes.

01:06:50.960 Can I have a listen?

01:06:52.240 Anyway.

01:06:54.000 Do you live in Little Haiti?

01:06:55.380 Let you guys know how I feel.

01:06:56.700 Do you live in Little Haiti?

01:06:58.020 I grew up in Little Haiti.

01:06:59.440 I've been here 30 years.

01:07:00.380 I've got dark above your vagina.

01:07:02.160 Any and every production that's been here from Rihanna to Cardi B.

01:07:07.040 That's fucking awesome, dude.

01:07:09.980 That's fucking awesome.

01:07:11.040 What?

01:07:11.280 I don't know.

01:07:18.120 That's fine.

01:07:19.320 Yeah.

01:07:20.140 I go there all the time.

01:07:22.880 A little bit of everything.

01:07:25.460 Let's see if we can buy something good here.

01:07:29.040 Gold Rush is better.

01:07:31.000 With who?

01:07:31.700 Take one and get shot.

01:07:34.460 Dude!

01:07:35.700 Take one ever since they killed the owner.

01:07:37.540 I don't go there no more.

01:07:39.600 Yeah, he's always thinking.

01:07:40.440 Case the owner.

01:07:41.600 Some shoes.

01:07:43.200 Do you think they got any red bottoms?

01:07:45.160 No, dude.

01:07:45.820 But fuck, bro.

01:07:49.060 Yeah.

01:07:53.720 Yeah.

01:07:54.360 He's actually a homeless guy.

01:07:57.220 Hey, I don't know why they think it's like an actor.

01:08:02.380 Just because he's funny doesn't mean he's like a hired talent voice.

01:08:06.340 No, he had a crack rock in his pocket that he's showing off.

01:08:13.760 No, that he's showing off.

01:08:15.240 I'm pretty big.

01:08:16.420 Bro, is there like some drip that we could get him or what?

01:08:19.760 This is literally...

01:08:20.560 This is not going to help out anyone.

01:08:24.460 This is like dog shit.

01:08:26.060 Oh, what the fuck is this?

01:08:30.720 Versace?

01:08:31.720 It's called Consequence.

01:08:34.040 That sounds like Versace kind of, right?

01:08:37.480 Listen.

01:08:38.340 Consequence.

01:08:39.540 The...

01:08:40.180 Oh, wait.

01:08:40.580 What is this brand called?

01:08:43.820 Consequence.

01:08:44.400 That could definitely look as off of that.

01:08:46.460 Yeah, this could be Versace, but that looks like shit.

01:08:51.520 Honestly, it's not that bad, though.

01:08:55.160 I feel like then he's just going to look like a retard.

01:08:59.700 It's not retard, Max.

01:09:00.960 We're trying to look, Max.

01:09:04.720 Yeah.

01:09:06.580 This went to shit.

01:09:07.520 It's so hard to...

01:09:10.800 Like, literally...

01:09:11.660 We should have did my original idea.

01:09:13.380 Brickle, Max, and then...

01:09:15.100 So you can just get him for that.

01:09:20.520 Exactly.

01:09:23.060 We'll see what he likes, but...

01:09:26.600 Finding some shit that fits him could take a little time.

01:09:30.120 Oh, there's some nice shoes.

01:09:35.080 Yeah.

01:09:37.520 What's wrong?

01:09:52.680 You figured it out?

01:09:56.860 Alright, we'll see what we can come up with here.

01:09:59.280 What the fuck is he doing out there?

01:10:02.980 Um...

01:10:07.520 Always on some bullshit.

01:10:14.640 Hey, what's up, Michelangelo?

01:10:16.080 My man, what's going on?

01:10:17.540 How you doing?

01:10:18.100 You ready to get some clothes?

01:10:19.220 Sure.

01:10:19.580 I was just in the ladies' section.

01:10:21.600 Um...

01:10:22.040 You were in the ladies' section?

01:10:23.060 No, I was in the ladies' section.

01:10:24.200 I like to look at G-strings sometimes.

01:10:25.620 Okay.

01:10:26.320 On occasion.

01:10:27.180 I use them as floss.

01:10:28.080 You're not wearing any...

01:10:29.480 Any, uh...

01:10:30.100 No, I don't wear women's underwear.

01:10:31.360 It doesn't look good on me.

01:10:32.140 Just make it...

01:10:32.560 I'm ugly.

01:10:32.760 Well, not anymore.

01:10:34.140 Thanks, dude.

01:10:35.240 Okay.

01:10:35.640 Okay.

01:10:36.140 Okay.

01:10:36.520 Alright.

01:10:37.060 Sounds good.

01:10:38.900 Um...

01:10:39.340 Let's see.

01:10:39.960 What's kind of your style?

01:10:40.920 What's kind of your vibe?

01:10:42.140 Um...

01:10:42.580 You're sagging a little bit right now.

01:10:44.300 Sagging?

01:10:44.860 Really?

01:10:45.380 Yeah, maybe you need a belt.

01:10:46.620 Well, the thing is, I got all my shit stolen, so I had to borrow some friends from my mechanic

01:10:50.340 friend.

01:10:50.580 Look at these fucking nasty shits.

01:10:51.720 And that looks so...

01:10:52.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:52.800 That's not gonna work.

01:10:53.660 Do they have, like, suits here?

01:10:55.920 What do you think?

01:10:57.140 Suit like this?

01:10:58.760 That would be fucking sweet.

01:10:59.600 But, um...

01:11:00.400 I don't know if they'd have that.

01:11:01.440 We gotta look.

01:11:02.420 We gotta check that out.

01:11:03.240 Yeah.

01:11:05.180 What time is it?

01:11:06.620 Um...

01:11:07.100 It's like 9.20.

01:11:08.780 Hmm.

01:11:09.380 Ooh, it's mine.

01:11:09.780 Hold on.

01:11:11.040 It's mine.

01:11:11.380 Hold on.

01:11:11.600 Yo, yo, yo, yo.

01:11:12.800 See if you see anything that you dig, but I gotta tell you, I don't like wearing...

01:11:16.000 This is like...

01:11:16.520 I don't like wearing color.

01:11:18.380 This is like Montclair, but it's called...

01:11:20.820 Let's see.

01:11:22.880 It's called Comparable.

01:11:24.540 Oh, Comparable to...

01:11:26.560 Comparable to...

01:11:27.960 Oh, wait.

01:11:28.380 Look.

01:11:28.560 Exactly.

01:11:29.560 Oh, my bad is that.

01:11:31.320 That's bad.

01:11:32.220 That was really bad.

01:11:32.960 What is it?

01:11:34.680 Look, they have, like, all the fake brand shit.

01:11:37.360 How nice.

01:11:38.600 What?

01:11:38.840 There's, like, fake...

01:11:40.200 Right.

01:11:40.720 What size are you?

01:11:42.420 Um, I would say...

01:11:43.760 Montclair?

01:11:44.420 Larch?

01:11:45.740 Oh, my God.

01:11:48.340 I have to tell you, my main color is...

01:11:49.480 What do you think about that?

01:11:50.120 I have all I can't do.

01:11:51.120 That's insane, really.

01:11:52.560 Yeah.

01:11:53.160 Yeah, that would be...

01:11:53.760 I would rather get sniped.

01:11:55.780 Sniped?

01:11:56.140 Yeah, by a sniper.

01:11:57.400 Shot through the head.

01:11:58.700 Hmm.

01:11:59.540 Double tap?

01:12:00.460 Why is that so gold?

01:12:01.660 Anyway.

01:12:02.600 What about this?

01:12:03.580 Red?

01:12:04.840 I'm really...

01:12:05.660 In particular...

01:12:06.240 I like black and gray.

01:12:08.160 I mean, black is cool.

01:12:09.820 Oh, look.

01:12:10.240 Deadpool.

01:12:10.720 No, I'm just kidding.

01:12:11.840 Yeah, this is not looking...

01:12:12.980 What are the look...

01:12:13.580 Well, what are we...

01:12:14.300 We're looking for, you know...

01:12:16.120 You know...

01:12:17.120 Honestly, I don't know what this fucking store is.

01:12:19.720 I don't know what I'm looking for, really.

01:12:21.340 Yeah, I don't know.

01:12:22.120 I'm kind of just looking.

01:12:22.740 Does this actually look like an Art Montclair?

01:12:24.800 I don't know.

01:12:25.400 Yeah, does it?

01:12:27.940 Yeah, a little bit.

01:12:28.840 It kind of does.

01:12:29.600 I think...

01:12:31.400 Yeah, I think...

01:12:33.800 Hey, what size are you, homeboy?

01:12:35.440 I am large.

01:12:36.920 Large?

01:12:37.480 Large, yeah.

01:12:39.820 Large.

01:12:40.540 Trying to look for, like, a nice Oxford in black.

01:12:45.800 Yeah.

01:12:46.740 That is cool.

01:12:47.300 Deadpool?

01:12:47.940 It's pretty red.

01:12:48.460 Let's see.

01:12:51.480 Stay true.

01:12:52.680 This isn't a bad shirt right here.

01:12:55.200 It's not bad.

01:12:56.100 All right, yeah.

01:12:56.460 Why don't you try this one on for 12 bucks?

01:12:58.500 Oh, no.

01:12:58.900 Never mind.

01:12:59.300 It's six bucks.

01:13:01.000 That's on sale.

01:13:08.600 Honestly, whatever you want, bro.

01:13:09.920 I don't...

01:13:11.260 Just get a bunch of it.

01:13:13.100 Six bucks each.

01:13:14.280 You know?

01:13:18.800 Just get the whole fucking store at this point.

01:13:26.240 Yeah, this is where you shop, right?

01:13:27.580 What the fuck is this?

01:13:30.340 Good, uh...

01:13:31.400 That's weird.

01:13:31.900 Good selection.

01:13:33.480 They do.

01:13:34.160 I like True Religion.

01:13:35.540 True Religion?

01:13:36.520 True Religion's cool.

01:13:40.220 Shout out, Zito.

01:13:41.920 That's funny.

01:13:43.880 Shout out, Zito.

01:13:45.140 Do you actually not like this, uh...

01:13:47.400 This is Pimp, man.

01:13:48.160 I can see you in this.

01:13:50.140 It's gold.

01:13:51.100 Yeah, let's do it.

01:13:51.940 It's Pimp.

01:13:54.760 It's, uh...

01:13:56.360 Do you think fashion is cope?

01:13:57.740 Do you think it's all about the face, or what?

01:14:00.020 No.

01:14:00.600 No, that's not true.

01:14:01.860 Clothes make demand.

01:14:03.280 Yeah.

01:14:04.000 Yeah?

01:14:04.440 I definitely agree.

01:14:05.500 They're important.

01:14:11.080 Yeah, he said, hell no.

01:14:13.460 Some things value no response.

01:14:15.500 Yeah.

01:14:16.060 Okay.

01:14:16.800 He said, hell no.

01:14:18.400 Yeah.

01:14:19.400 It's not...

01:14:21.940 Oh, okay.

01:14:25.840 It's not bad.

01:14:26.780 It's not bad, but we could do better, I'm sure.

01:14:30.260 Everyone's got their own style, man.

01:14:32.240 This is fucking wicked.

01:14:32.640 You know what's looking.

01:14:35.160 I'm going to dress for the pot.

01:14:36.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:38.020 We'll let you...

01:14:38.840 Fuck wow.

01:14:39.920 Yeah, it's not as well.

01:14:41.100 Stay true.

01:14:43.160 Okay.

01:14:44.040 What about some new booths or some shit like that?

01:14:46.640 Yeah, we can do that.

01:14:49.360 $25 booths?

01:14:50.200 What the fuck?

01:14:51.000 Honestly.

01:14:51.940 It's Chrome Hearts.

01:14:52.660 It's nice.

01:14:53.580 It's a nice one?

01:14:54.220 It's Consuris.

01:14:55.020 Yeah.

01:14:55.740 This looks cool.

01:14:56.580 Yeah.

01:14:57.200 Brayden, look.

01:14:57.780 You found Chrome Hearts.

01:15:00.900 Bro.

01:15:02.360 If that's not...

01:15:03.040 Tell me if it's not up the bar.

01:15:05.360 Floral.

01:15:07.860 Chrome Hearts, not cool?

01:15:08.900 That's crazy.

01:15:10.000 Chrome Hearts is fire.

01:15:10.900 Is it?

01:15:11.560 Yeah, I like it.

01:15:13.660 Yeah.

01:15:14.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:14.980 That'd be drip.

01:15:16.440 That's actually a rare find.

01:15:18.820 That's why I look through everything.

01:15:19.960 You never know what you're going to do.

01:15:20.620 Yeah, Chrome Hearts.

01:15:21.480 Yeah, there you go.

01:15:22.500 Do you have chrome?

01:15:23.620 Yeah, I got some chrome.

01:15:25.700 Right there, bro.

01:15:27.000 You want one?

01:15:27.520 There's another one.

01:15:29.740 Yeah.

01:15:30.960 Why?

01:15:31.260 You want one?

01:15:31.760 Find another lemon one.

01:15:32.480 Of course.

01:15:35.720 There's another one over there, actually.

01:15:37.160 This is a floral one, but...

01:15:39.060 Yeah.

01:15:40.000 It's not...

01:15:40.760 I'm sure they have another one.

01:15:45.940 I feel like we should find you a shirt with, like, some holes in the nipples or some weird

01:15:49.400 shit like that.

01:15:50.040 I just found it well, no?

01:15:50.860 You know?

01:15:52.240 That might work.

01:15:55.760 You know what I'm saying?

01:15:56.840 Dude, I gotta say, honestly, you're a badass, man.

01:15:59.200 You're definitely a fucking badass, man.

01:16:01.860 It's fucking very refreshing that you're...

01:16:03.720 I don't have to fake liking you.

01:16:05.460 I actually, sincerely, think you're fucking cool as fuck.

01:16:07.740 Thank you, man.

01:16:08.440 Appreciate it.

01:16:08.580 No, man.

01:16:09.040 Thank you for being fucking cool, dude.

01:16:10.720 You know, fucking sucks to be someone you're a fan of and fucking say, oh my god, he's a dick.

01:16:15.240 I'm not black.

01:16:18.040 Of course I'm going to thank you, but in a special way.

01:16:20.560 It's true.

01:16:21.560 That's what I know.

01:16:23.500 The white man was actually artificially developed from the black man.

01:16:27.020 Yep, that's true.

01:16:29.200 That's true.

01:16:30.280 We are not the majority.

01:16:33.720 Scarface!

01:16:34.940 I'm not going to wear this, but it's funny.

01:16:36.620 Yeah.

01:16:38.160 Scarface.

01:16:39.340 I want you to tell me about a little phone.

01:16:41.360 You really don't like any of this strip?

01:16:43.440 No, I do.

01:16:44.420 Okay.

01:16:44.740 I do.

01:16:47.540 I'm going to pick out 1,700 outfits to replace everything I lost.

01:16:55.060 But we just start stealing shit.

01:16:56.960 You know what?

01:16:57.440 Do you screw this shit?

01:16:58.260 I'm done.

01:16:58.720 Take off the tags.

01:16:59.700 Whoa!

01:17:00.960 That's Ed Munch.

01:17:02.500 Munch, right?

01:17:02.920 Starry Night.

01:17:03.700 Yeah, the Starry Night.

01:17:05.120 Yeah.

01:17:05.500 Hell yeah.

01:17:05.980 This is shit right here.

01:17:06.880 But it's so thick.

01:17:08.360 It's way thick, though.

01:17:09.600 Why do they have a security tag on a fucking $10?

01:17:12.080 Because we're here.

01:17:13.440 I know.

01:17:14.040 It's $16?

01:17:16.200 What's even the point of that?

01:17:17.580 Honestly.

01:17:18.300 What's this next?

01:17:19.580 Yeah.

01:17:19.760 Like, dude.

01:17:20.360 It's a tank shirt, man.

01:17:21.520 Born to conquer.

01:17:22.540 It's a tank shirt.

01:17:23.420 That shit is trash.

01:17:25.020 Yes.

01:17:25.360 You don't like any of, like, the collared shirts.

01:17:28.640 I don't even think they have security tags that, like, designers.

01:17:30.980 Hey, look.

01:17:31.400 It says drip on it.

01:17:33.180 Drip?

01:17:33.700 Drip.

01:17:34.280 Yeah.

01:17:34.740 That's advertising.

01:17:36.700 Oh, shit.

01:17:37.160 That shit is crazy.

01:17:39.060 Chrome.

01:17:40.040 Dude.

01:17:40.900 That kid wanted a chrome shirt.

01:17:43.580 Yeah.

01:17:44.320 Oi!

01:17:46.900 I think that's...

01:17:47.360 Yeah, you should keep that one.

01:17:52.320 Yeah, man.

01:17:53.000 Totally.

01:17:55.780 You should probably...

01:17:57.680 Definitely keep that one.

01:17:59.640 Yeah, I haven't pulled that one.

01:18:00.620 For sure.

01:18:00.940 Because it's so thick.

01:18:05.440 You see how thick that thing is?

01:18:06.520 I just put my ass off.

01:18:08.480 That's...

01:18:08.960 It's okay.

01:18:10.340 We're getting two XL sizes.

01:18:12.500 Two XL?

01:18:13.560 No.

01:18:14.020 You gotta get one of these.

01:18:16.020 Oh, shit.

01:18:17.060 That's not me.

01:18:17.640 What's up, Bob?

01:18:18.320 You gotta get one of these.

01:18:19.600 Oh, yeah, but as to the colors off.

01:18:21.340 I don't wear color.

01:18:22.620 What color is without your eyes?

01:18:23.980 Listen, I don't have eyes.

01:18:25.300 Sexy eyes.

01:18:26.000 No, I don't have sexy eyes.

01:18:27.980 Who told you that?

01:18:29.240 Hmm.

01:18:29.560 I don't have eyes of black.

01:18:31.920 Interesting, interesting.

01:18:33.360 Cross dress?

01:18:35.180 Cross dress?

01:18:35.860 Sure.

01:18:37.380 Uh, cross dress?

01:18:38.620 No, thank you.

01:18:39.840 Shoes for him?

01:18:40.980 Sure.

01:18:42.360 Uh, get him Balenciaga?

01:18:44.200 Yeah, Balenciaga.

01:18:45.700 Satanic wear.

01:18:47.280 Hmm.

01:18:49.300 Autism segment?

01:18:50.640 Nice.

01:18:52.360 I stop getting freaky.

01:18:54.780 What do you mean?

01:18:55.480 Start getting freaky is what has to happen.

01:18:57.560 Pick a cheap store.

01:18:59.560 Yeah, of course.

01:19:00.120 Well, that's what's open.

01:19:01.300 Tell him that it's 930 Eastern.

01:19:03.620 Where the hell is we going to go?

01:19:05.920 Yeah.

01:19:06.100 Walmart?

01:19:07.080 I don't know, man.

01:19:08.040 I don't want to go to Walmart.

01:19:08.920 It's pretty easy to steal from there.

01:19:10.420 It really is, dude.

01:19:11.680 It's totally easy.

01:19:12.680 The self-checkout.

01:19:14.720 Dude, you know what's up, bro.

01:19:16.240 That shit means it's free.

01:19:18.000 You're a fucking bomb, dude.

01:19:19.820 All right.

01:19:22.240 So, I got some workout pants.

01:19:23.660 There's another Chromer.

01:19:25.780 Yeah?

01:19:26.440 Okay.

01:19:27.180 There's another Chromer.

01:19:27.720 I think we should, yeah, we should just probably get you some drip.

01:19:31.180 Yeah.

01:19:31.560 Should we just get some, like, uh, let's just get him, like, a polo and, like, pants.

01:19:37.020 Polo?

01:19:37.680 Sure.

01:19:38.200 Okay, so this is not working?

01:19:39.480 Is this, I mean, this is a collar.

01:19:40.420 It's a collar.

01:19:41.060 Nah, that shit is ass.

01:19:42.480 That shit ass.

01:19:43.160 What's up?

01:19:43.960 Where's large?

01:19:44.700 Where's large?

01:19:46.060 BOLO!

01:19:47.340 That's crazy!

01:19:50.540 All right.

01:19:51.080 Medium.

01:19:53.640 Bro.

01:19:54.780 Large?

01:19:55.640 Can we get some design?

01:19:56.440 Where are the jeans at?

01:19:57.180 Wait, what is this?

01:19:57.880 Is this?

01:19:58.400 Nah, they're large.

01:20:00.840 Real shit.

01:20:02.440 Not white, because that shit go and get dirty.

01:20:04.160 White sucks.

01:20:07.540 I think you should just get this and wear some regular pants.

01:20:10.800 Sure.

01:20:11.320 Homeboy probably wears what pants?

01:20:14.000 Like, let's take a guess.

01:20:15.240 Maybe we're, like, he's probably worth 34, maybe 28?

01:20:23.320 36.

01:20:25.220 36, 28?

01:20:27.100 Uh, 36, like, 30.

01:20:28.680 Oh, yeah.

01:20:29.300 36.

01:20:29.760 I got polo, Beverly Hills.

01:20:31.420 Hey, yeah, yeah, get that, get that.

01:20:32.840 Rock it.

01:20:33.180 Get this?

01:20:34.180 Yeah, these two.

01:20:35.180 That's a good fit.

01:20:37.460 Sure, yeah.

01:20:38.320 Yeah, all right.

01:20:38.940 Yeah, that's the one.

01:20:40.560 All right.

01:20:41.580 That's the one right there.

01:20:42.320 All that.

01:20:43.300 Cool.

01:20:44.100 All right.

01:20:44.300 Yeah, rock that.

01:20:45.420 I'll rock it.

01:20:47.080 All right.

01:20:48.160 Shoes is, shoes?

01:20:49.560 Yeah, shoes, for sure.

01:20:50.860 Yeah, you should get these boots for 25 bucks right here.

01:20:55.140 These ones.

01:20:55.740 Look, and let's put, um, I'm, uh, 11 and a half.

01:21:02.660 It's one size fits all, bro.

01:21:03.880 That's not one size fits all.

01:21:04.820 That's crazy.

01:21:05.280 Yeah, it is.

01:21:06.020 All right, let's put some lifts in here.

01:21:08.880 This is a 12.

01:21:10.120 This will fit you.

01:21:10.860 Yeah.

01:21:11.480 12?

01:21:11.960 Yeah, we do.

01:21:12.640 Hey, listen, but we're going to put lifts in it.

01:21:14.300 What are lifts?

01:21:15.240 We're going to put, like, shit in there so you get taller.

01:21:18.120 So it's taller?

01:21:18.800 Yeah, because I'm a short bastard.

01:21:21.900 Hey, you said it.

01:21:23.040 I know.

01:21:23.980 Um, so listen, let's get some shit to put in the shoes.

01:21:27.120 I'm thinking that we put socks in here.

01:21:29.300 Stand on the socks?

01:21:30.840 Yeah, you're not lying.

01:21:32.360 Or we could just steal the soles from other shoes.

01:21:36.080 We will be shoplifting here at Dee Dee's.

01:21:38.460 Okay.

01:21:39.920 Let's see.

01:21:40.260 But not really.

01:21:41.140 Goat.

01:21:42.520 That's funny.

01:21:45.360 Aaron.

01:21:45.720 They've got to have insoles.

01:21:47.260 Yeah, how could we create Jevity Max and find some shit to put in this motherfucker's

01:21:50.840 shoes?

01:21:51.280 Um.

01:21:52.340 All right, well, that's going to be what we do.

01:21:54.220 All right, so you keep shopping around, find some shit you like.

01:21:56.440 That's going to be what I do right now.

01:21:58.220 Well, though.

01:21:59.160 We're looking for some shit to stuff into his shoes to make him taller.

01:22:03.360 All right.

01:22:05.360 All right, what do you think?

01:22:05.900 Short.

01:22:06.120 Sucks.

01:22:07.260 How do we find that?

01:22:11.580 Oh, the shoe selection is horrifying.

01:22:14.460 Yeah, he could do a bunch of things, but.

01:22:18.100 Some socks?

01:22:19.280 If you want socks, ask him.

01:22:21.660 Um.

01:22:23.100 Sure.

01:22:24.520 But we have to find the shit to put in his shoes.

01:22:29.940 Hot deals.

01:22:32.060 Those are underwear.

01:22:37.900 Yeah?

01:22:39.520 I don't know if he has that shit.

01:22:40.680 Oh, shit.

01:22:41.580 What the fuck?

01:22:44.920 I don't know.

01:22:47.560 Oh, shit.

01:22:48.280 Did they?

01:22:49.400 They suck.

01:22:52.680 Hmm.

01:22:54.340 I'm not seeing anything.

01:22:56.580 Maybe we ask someone.

01:22:59.200 So, like, people that work here or not?

01:23:02.180 I don't think so.

01:23:05.060 Excuse me, miss.

01:23:05.940 Is there any, like, shoe insoles?

01:23:11.320 Oh, wait.

01:23:11.700 Do you work here?

01:23:13.100 Is there any, like, shoe insoles that we could put in here?

01:23:18.160 Really?

01:23:19.860 All right.

01:23:20.780 Fuck.

01:23:21.240 So, we're going to have to.

01:23:21.660 Shoulder pads?

01:23:22.160 Shoulder pads?

01:23:22.660 Shoulder pads?

01:23:23.660 Yeah, we could do that.

01:23:25.700 Shoulder pads?

01:23:26.580 That could work.

01:23:27.240 Some shoulder pads for him.

01:23:29.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:31.220 Yeah.

01:23:31.500 Okay.

01:23:34.620 Or, what else is there?

01:23:36.260 Yes, sir.

01:23:37.180 No, we could definitely think of something to put in.

01:23:40.360 We have to think of something.

01:23:42.960 Sponges could work.

01:23:45.240 Yeah, I think that's probably good.

01:23:47.420 All right, let's see.

01:23:48.140 You know what?

01:23:53.120 Honestly, that'll probably fucking work.

01:23:55.560 Yeah.

01:23:56.120 All right.

01:23:56.480 So, we got what we need.

01:23:58.780 And now, I guess we could fuck off.

01:24:01.460 Fuck off back to the yard or some shit.

01:24:06.980 Yo, my man.

01:24:13.780 Where's my main man at?

01:24:15.500 He be disappearing to smoke cigarettes all the time.

01:24:19.100 I see him.

01:24:20.540 I see him.

01:24:22.240 Oh, this is not cool or no?

01:24:23.680 This suck.

01:24:25.360 This suck.

01:24:26.920 This suck.

01:24:27.560 All right, let's see what we got.

01:24:33.660 Mommy, I've got some pants.

01:24:35.580 All right, we got.

01:24:37.200 I'm 12.

01:24:37.820 Right here.

01:24:38.820 All right, listen.

01:24:39.220 12, you're good.

01:24:39.980 So, we got you some sponges.

01:24:43.820 So, look, this is what we're going to do.

01:24:46.540 High-top boots.

01:24:47.640 We're going to put the sponges inside of the boots.

01:24:50.360 So, give me some height.

01:24:51.760 Yes, you can height, Max.

01:24:53.460 So, you can height, Max.

01:24:54.780 Yes.

01:24:55.500 Yeah.

01:24:56.740 Okay, you got a pair of boots now.

01:24:59.260 Yeah.

01:24:59.520 But there ain't no low-top sneakers.

01:25:01.820 There ain't no high-top sneakers, bro.

01:25:03.300 I know.

01:25:04.140 It's a horrible hook.

01:25:04.780 Oh, shit.

01:25:05.560 There you go.

01:25:06.780 Some Pumas.

01:25:07.540 But they're white.

01:25:08.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:08.580 They're going to get dirty.

01:25:09.200 They're white.

01:25:10.700 Yeah.

01:25:11.120 And the bottom's going to stay clean, though.

01:25:12.920 Look, they're kind of...

01:25:14.040 Hell, no.

01:25:14.720 He's going to get it dirty.

01:25:16.400 So, you might as well get black shoes.

01:25:18.180 Black.

01:25:19.800 These boots are pretty good.

01:25:21.460 And they're made for walking.

01:25:22.880 They are.

01:25:23.360 Yeah, you're going to be angle, Max, though.

01:25:27.660 Angle, Max.

01:25:29.700 Are these, like, platforms or what?

01:25:32.000 Oh, hell yeah.

01:25:33.100 No, no, but we'll put sponges in these.

01:25:35.300 Okay.

01:25:36.340 So, this will work.

01:25:37.240 How tall are you trying to get it?

01:25:38.560 I don't know.

01:25:39.520 Get some stilts, dude.

01:25:40.660 This is only going to be, like, one inch, because it's going to compress Giga.

01:25:45.000 You know?

01:25:45.680 So, we'll have to try it out.

01:25:48.120 We'll work it out.

01:25:49.840 What?

01:25:50.920 All right, you ready?

01:25:51.800 I'm ready.

01:25:52.320 All right, let's move.

01:25:53.780 Do it.

01:25:54.440 We out?

01:25:55.380 We are out.

01:25:56.080 Max, you out.

01:25:58.520 Hey, wait.

01:25:59.200 You might need a belt.

01:26:01.120 Oh, yeah, you know what?

01:26:03.020 Belt it.

01:26:03.880 Good.

01:26:04.620 Yeah.

01:26:05.440 Back belt.

01:26:06.220 Do it.

01:26:07.500 Sure.

01:26:07.900 Yeah, yeah, go for it.

01:26:09.900 Show.

01:26:14.820 Wow, you're a pretty girl.

01:26:18.920 This fucking guy.

01:26:20.480 Yeah, crazy.

01:26:21.360 It's fucking not bad.

01:26:23.200 You want to get a karaoke machine?

01:26:24.800 Absolutely.

01:26:25.860 You read my mind.

01:26:26.600 Level up your party.

01:26:27.920 My God.

01:26:29.520 Get out of my head.

01:26:30.820 If I wanted to level up my party, I'd get baby oil before I carry.

01:26:33.640 Straight up, dude.

01:26:34.520 Yeah, let's just get a gallon of P. Diddy baby oil.

01:26:37.020 Mm-hmm.

01:26:38.040 What about GHB?

01:26:39.460 Why not, dude?

01:26:40.360 It's scorching my mouth right now.

01:26:41.360 Let's party.

01:26:42.040 You ever have GHB?

01:26:43.280 Yes, of course.

01:26:44.620 How do you like it?

01:26:45.600 It's all right.

01:26:47.100 Yeah.

01:26:47.420 It's, you know, it's good if we're working out and show like that.

01:26:52.180 Yeah?

01:26:52.980 Yeah.

01:26:54.420 Let's see.

01:26:56.040 It's not much I haven't done, unfortunately.

01:26:59.680 Hence me being.

01:27:00.760 Um, you would probably be a...

01:27:03.480 38.

01:27:04.760 38?

01:27:05.940 About.

01:27:06.220 Let's see.

01:27:07.120 Yeah, 38 right here.

01:27:08.700 Righto.

01:27:09.200 Hey, look.

01:27:10.440 This one's 38 reversible now.

01:27:12.020 You nailed it.

01:27:12.860 Yeah, this will be good.

01:27:13.860 Got it.

01:27:14.620 38?

01:27:15.580 Yeah.

01:27:20.600 All right, where's the checkout?

01:27:22.860 I know.

01:27:25.300 Wait, is this self-checkout or what?

01:27:28.520 I didn't.

01:27:29.560 Huh?

01:27:29.920 No, I didn't get the same chance.

01:27:31.120 You love the karaoke machine?

01:27:32.800 No, one's a polo, one's a t-shirt.

01:27:34.060 I don't think we need the karaoke machine.

01:27:35.900 Oh, I don't know why.

01:27:36.820 Why did I?

01:27:37.300 I got three of the same things.

01:27:39.360 That's weird.

01:27:40.140 Oh, one's for the guy.

01:27:41.100 The other guy wanted one of these.

01:27:42.640 Oh, okay.

01:27:43.260 Yo.

01:27:43.700 Yeah.

01:27:44.760 Fuck him.

01:27:45.840 We about to start buying bitches' bags and shit.

01:27:48.520 Interesting.

01:27:49.620 You know what I'm saying?

01:27:50.720 So we're not getting too, that's crazy.

01:27:54.300 That's what we're getting.

01:27:55.020 Boom.

01:27:55.760 Yo, listen, you want this?

01:27:58.540 Oh, that's what I came here for.

01:28:01.320 Yeah, man.

01:28:02.160 Absolutely.

01:28:02.700 I'm going to hang it around.

01:28:03.180 Hell yeah.

01:28:03.820 Let's do it.

01:28:05.560 That's a good idea.

01:28:06.400 Can I look at the selection?

01:28:07.540 Oh, yeah.

01:28:08.120 Let's get some.

01:28:09.640 Yeah.

01:28:10.200 Let's get some jewelry for you, man.

01:28:11.780 Sure.

01:28:13.400 Hey, honestly, this looks like it could actually be something that might be a real semblance

01:28:18.640 of a real watch.

01:28:19.560 So let's get you that.

01:28:20.740 All right.

01:28:22.280 Semblance of a real watch.

01:28:24.440 All right.

01:28:24.880 All right.

01:28:25.240 All right.

01:28:26.360 Hell no.

01:28:26.980 That's not.

01:28:27.780 No, no, no.

01:28:28.460 That shit is trash.

01:28:30.480 Hell no.

01:28:31.280 Hell no.

01:28:31.680 Well, that's straight trash.

01:28:35.740 Hey, what's going on, miss?

01:28:37.140 Hi.

01:28:37.540 How you doing?

01:28:38.420 I'm doing good.

01:28:42.020 Jeffrey Bean.

01:28:42.860 What do you think about this watch?

01:28:51.020 Pretty.

01:28:52.180 Yeah?

01:28:52.840 Yeah.

01:28:53.860 That would win your heart?

01:28:55.760 Yeah, that's pretty.

01:28:57.180 Okay.

01:28:58.420 You can use it.

01:28:59.120 That's why it's pretty.

01:29:00.080 You like it.

01:29:02.080 Honestly, I think it's a piece of shit, but it's the best that we got.

01:29:05.760 It's possible.

01:29:08.520 You want a fake card or?

01:29:09.840 Yeah, I'm a fake card.

01:29:10.900 All this together?

01:29:11.580 That's right.

01:29:17.660 Can we just start our tab?

01:29:20.220 It's not a tab.

01:29:22.340 Let's just start.

01:29:23.660 Da, da, da, da, da.

01:29:25.140 You like it's helping?

01:29:32.300 How many people try to steal from here every day?

01:29:36.380 That's a few.

01:29:37.820 Okay.

01:29:38.500 And then this lady here, she knocks them down.

01:29:41.580 She gets it done.

01:29:42.900 You ever have to tackle anyone?

01:29:44.600 No, I don't do that.

01:29:46.080 No?

01:29:46.640 Not even like once.

01:29:49.120 You just stand there in the clean?

01:29:52.580 There you go.

01:29:53.000 I don't get paid enough pleasure.

01:29:56.320 Yeah, honestly, that's true.

01:29:58.580 It's not even worth it.

01:29:59.360 I hate those people who take their jobs so serious.

01:30:02.420 You know what, dude, it's crazy.

01:30:04.100 But, dude, like, I see that's it.

01:30:08.160 That's it.

01:30:08.600 You're under arrest.

01:30:09.220 Hold on.

01:30:09.400 I don't know.

01:30:16.460 Um, something like that.

01:30:18.340 Something.

01:30:20.400 Okay, he's at home.

01:30:22.540 Yeah.

01:30:24.140 Livestream.

01:30:27.380 One tenth, thirteen.

01:30:28.780 Yeah.

01:30:42.620 He's in the ladies' section.

01:30:43.800 Bro, what the fuck?

01:30:46.720 Switch?

01:30:47.400 Yeah.

01:30:48.420 Check.

01:30:49.380 Check.

01:30:51.360 One second.

01:30:54.180 Aiden Ross.

01:30:55.760 Aiden Ross?

01:30:57.400 Hold on, one second.

01:30:58.360 Guys, the confirmance.

01:31:00.080 No, I'm just kidding.

01:31:00.820 It's clavicular.

01:31:03.220 One second.

01:31:06.680 My bank's like, are you guys at DD discounts?

01:31:10.500 Better believe it.

01:31:12.960 All right.

01:31:13.800 Let's see.

01:31:15.140 All right.

01:31:15.580 Thank you.

01:31:16.580 You're welcome.

01:31:17.480 Love it to you, too.

01:31:18.100 All right.

01:31:18.300 You too.

01:31:21.140 Yeah, man.

01:31:21.780 I'm doing television right now.

01:31:23.240 It's crazy.

01:31:23.840 There's some interesting characters here.

01:31:25.600 Where are they?

01:31:26.640 What's up, baby?

01:31:27.580 What's up, my baby?

01:31:31.260 What's up, my baby?

01:31:32.520 Are you okay?

01:31:33.220 You miss Daddy?

01:31:34.280 You miss Daddy?

01:31:35.160 What's it going?

01:31:35.880 How you guys doing?

01:31:36.420 I'm with Clevula.

01:31:38.200 We're just not.

01:31:39.320 We're checking out.

01:31:40.100 I'm on this fucking thing.

01:31:41.140 Did you fucking see?

01:31:41.600 I'm trying to fucking call you for an hour.

01:31:44.580 All right.

01:31:44.920 So, let's see.

01:31:45.400 Oh, he says we weren't trying to contact him.

01:31:48.140 Wait, wait.

01:31:48.640 We weren't trying to what?

01:31:49.460 Come talk to this guy.

01:31:51.000 What is this guy?

01:31:51.840 I'm trying to call you for an hour and a half.

01:31:53.800 No, we didn't do it.

01:31:54.400 How you doing?

01:31:55.060 Yeah, that's him.

01:31:56.120 That's him.

01:31:57.660 That's him.

01:31:58.920 That's him.

01:31:59.500 Trying to call you for an hour and a half.

01:32:00.420 Two hours.

01:32:01.380 What do you mean, why?

01:32:03.240 So we can have fun, jerk.

01:32:04.480 What's wrong with you?

01:32:06.320 What's up?

01:32:07.440 What's up, buddy?

01:32:07.860 How we got back?

01:32:08.800 Is the dog...

01:32:09.580 Doing this thing, Bubba?

01:32:14.540 What's up, baby?

01:32:15.220 I know.

01:32:15.500 I missed you, too.

01:32:16.580 I know.

01:32:17.240 I know.

01:32:17.880 What's there to be scared of?

01:32:20.440 Watch out.

01:32:20.880 What are you eating?

01:32:22.300 What are you eating?

01:32:23.960 Lucien, if you stole my stuff from the field, I'm going to stab you in the face.

01:32:26.440 We're just getting the most ghetto area I've ever seen.

01:32:28.380 What's up?

01:32:29.080 Hey, yo, Michelangelo.

01:32:30.240 Why don't you put on a fit?

01:32:31.220 That's my baby.

01:32:31.740 Yeah.

01:32:32.320 That's my baby.

01:32:33.260 What's up?

01:32:33.840 They talking to you.

01:32:35.100 Who the fuck are you?

01:32:36.080 Shut up.

01:32:37.300 Calm down.

01:32:37.960 Yo.

01:32:39.640 Are you going to...

01:32:40.280 I'm staying out of my dog.

01:32:41.300 What?

01:32:41.700 What?

01:32:41.980 What?

01:32:43.580 You want to put the fit on?

01:32:47.020 Yeah, I'm going to.

01:32:47.900 Hey, wait.

01:32:48.160 Can I have the boots and the sponge?

01:32:49.840 I'm going to make you the shoe.

01:32:50.980 Do whatever you got to do.

01:32:52.080 All right.

01:32:52.320 Let's put it down and see where they at.

01:32:55.140 Right here.

01:32:55.660 Here's the boots.

01:32:56.620 Yeah.

01:32:57.560 That's that.

01:32:58.100 What's her name?

01:32:59.240 Lexi.

01:32:59.980 Hi, Lexi.

01:33:01.440 Hi.

01:33:03.180 Yeah, two lines.

01:33:04.160 All right, Chad, look.

01:33:05.360 So this is what we're going to do.

01:33:06.620 Say hi to everybody.

01:33:07.460 She's so cute.

01:33:08.240 Isn't she?

01:33:08.700 She's nice as hell.

01:33:09.320 She's very.

01:33:09.760 She's so proud.

01:33:10.080 She's a good name.

01:33:10.560 Hey, wait.

01:33:10.940 Brock.

01:33:11.400 Yeah.

01:33:12.120 Hi.

01:33:13.020 Say hi.

01:33:13.620 Be nice.

01:33:15.160 We have separation anxiety.

01:33:16.620 She misses me.

01:33:17.320 How you guys doing?

01:33:19.940 Yeah, mama.

01:33:20.780 I know.

01:33:21.480 I know.

01:33:22.200 I know.

01:33:23.340 I know.

01:33:24.840 I know.

01:33:26.100 Bite that lady.

01:33:28.080 Bite her right in the fucking non-ass that she has.

01:33:33.100 She probably stole all my shit.

01:33:36.100 All right.

01:33:36.500 All right.

01:33:36.900 I'm going to go get changed.

01:33:37.920 Give me a sec.

01:33:38.320 So look.

01:33:40.660 We'll put this in here for him.

01:33:43.780 Yeah, so I'm doing this fucking TV thing.

01:33:45.860 This guy's a fucking multi-million dollar streamer.

01:33:48.160 Club clerk.

01:33:49.100 All right.

01:33:49.280 I'm teaching them how to fraud Max.

01:33:50.700 We've got to teach the homeless how to wear lifts.

01:33:53.040 All right.

01:33:54.380 All right.

01:33:56.200 This is going to be edited out.

01:33:57.560 They're not streaming on this now.

01:33:59.420 We'll just do this.

01:34:00.360 It's not going to be edited out.

01:34:01.100 Come on.

01:34:01.580 Yeah.

01:34:03.380 You know what I mean?

01:34:04.120 I put lifts in the shoes so it makes them taller.

01:34:07.220 Okay.

01:34:07.840 All right.

01:34:08.040 You know what I mean?

01:34:10.180 Come say hi.

01:34:11.400 Hey, Michelangelo.

01:34:12.360 Put these shoes on.

01:34:13.060 Let me show you.

01:34:13.740 Wait, what are you using to lift sponges?

01:34:15.120 Yeah, sponges.

01:34:16.140 Yeah, to lift.

01:34:16.800 Do you want your boots with that?

01:34:18.720 No, I just thought of it.

01:34:19.960 Hey, you shook me up stupid.

01:34:21.700 Oh, okay.

01:34:22.140 Okay.

01:34:22.420 We're not going to do that.

01:34:23.480 I had to improvise because they didn't have any actual ones.

01:34:26.120 Here, put this on.

01:34:30.820 No, don't bite my nuts off.

01:34:32.500 He's not going to do that.

01:34:33.720 She just wants to play.

01:34:34.820 She's nice.

01:34:35.500 Let's see.

01:34:36.740 Let's see.

01:34:37.560 Pull the rope.

01:34:38.380 Pull the rope.

01:34:38.940 She'll love you forever.

01:34:40.100 Yeah, just pull the rope.

01:34:42.360 She plays tug of war there and shit.

01:34:44.980 You want to pull the rope?

01:34:45.900 Yeah, just pull the rope.

01:34:46.840 She likes that shit.

01:34:48.720 There you go.

01:34:49.920 Tug, tug.

01:34:52.020 You want to watch out for some of these guys that they don't put peanut butter on their

01:34:55.880 balls or any shit like that.

01:34:57.280 You know what I mean?

01:35:00.080 I'd watch out.

01:35:03.460 You know?

01:35:03.940 Peanut butter on a bucket.

01:35:07.880 You catch one of them doing that, what would you do?

01:35:10.000 No peanut butter.

01:35:10.620 Oh, that's not going to be good.

01:35:12.240 That's not going to be good.

01:35:13.420 We have to end that right away.

01:35:16.020 No peanut butter dicks here.

01:35:18.120 Look, it's peanut butter dicks.

01:35:20.860 Oh, my God, dude.

01:35:21.800 Tug of war?

01:35:23.640 Yeah, she loves that shit.

01:35:25.280 She do that shit all day.

01:35:26.220 Oh, my God.

01:35:35.500 I miss you.

01:35:37.420 All right, go fuck around.

01:35:38.180 Where the fuck are we, bro?

01:35:39.480 Go fuck around.

01:35:42.480 Yeah, go play with you.

01:35:46.720 I can't play right now.

01:35:49.100 Oh, my God.

01:35:51.560 I want to see him put the boots on.

01:35:54.120 I'm going to do that now.

01:35:55.560 All right, come on.

01:35:56.140 Go play.

01:35:58.300 Yo, dog, let me put the boots on.

01:36:00.060 What are you doing?

01:36:02.680 Tug the rope.

01:36:03.400 How are you?

01:36:05.000 Tug the rope, dude.

01:36:06.380 Dog's being fucking bad.

01:36:10.260 That's crazy.

01:36:12.540 She likes that.

01:36:13.260 All right, let's see what he thinks.

01:36:19.660 The lift spill, the sponge.

01:36:21.920 I think it's going to work.

01:36:23.500 Make me a stay overnight.

01:36:25.900 24-hour challenge here.

01:36:27.900 24-hour?

01:36:28.660 Wow.

01:36:29.440 I don't know if you're going to make it.

01:36:30.560 What's up?

01:36:32.080 Chat?

01:36:33.780 Oh, 24 hours here.

01:36:36.560 In Haiti?

01:36:37.260 Can we done?

01:36:39.880 What's up?

01:36:40.700 Go with this.

01:36:43.540 All right, let's go.

01:36:44.460 Get off.

01:36:45.920 All right.

01:36:47.460 Hey, she loves me.

01:36:50.380 I French kiss her.

01:36:51.600 There's a difference.

01:36:54.960 Who the fuck asked you?

01:36:56.660 Thank you.

01:37:00.320 Give me back my shit you stole last night,

01:37:01.900 you little shit.

01:37:02.320 Yeah, go bite this food or something.

01:37:09.960 Why are you still here?

01:37:12.480 Somebody killed her?

01:37:14.820 She doesn't realize she died 10 years ago.

01:37:17.060 She could go back in the coffin.

01:37:19.340 I like this little vibe that y'all got going on here.

01:37:21.360 Y'all got a speaker?

01:37:23.240 A speaker?

01:37:24.260 Yeah.

01:37:26.260 I don't know.

01:37:28.600 If so, Lexi ate it.

01:37:30.080 All right.

01:37:30.400 I want to see what you think about this.

01:37:34.140 What do you think?

01:37:34.660 It did make me a little taller.

01:37:35.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:36.480 A little bit.

01:37:37.220 It may be a little bit taller.

01:37:38.080 Are you going to put another sponge?

01:37:39.220 Any more sponges?

01:37:40.060 I only have two.

01:37:40.900 I should have got more because I forgot it was going to compress that much.

01:37:43.680 I know what to do.

01:37:43.780 Don't worry.

01:37:44.220 I'm going to fucking stack a sock on the bottom.

01:37:46.980 Oh, high IQ right there.

01:37:48.460 You're talking about the socks, Max.

01:37:49.660 There you go.

01:37:50.640 There you go.

01:37:51.600 That's pretty mugged.

01:37:53.240 All right, now.

01:37:53.760 It's way mugged.

01:37:54.980 I'll go get changed.

01:37:55.920 Take a break.

01:37:56.440 I'll do it.

01:37:56.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:57.140 Go get changed.

01:37:58.460 Wait, put on the black pants

01:38:00.400 Oh, black polo.

01:38:02.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:38:03.920 That'll be good.

01:38:05.520 Kick.

01:38:06.600 Kick, yeah.

01:38:08.380 We're shooting on kick.

01:38:10.420 Fent, TTS would be crazy here.

01:38:12.920 I know.

01:38:13.240 Fuck no.

01:38:14.960 He's going to fucking spend any money in short.

01:38:16.580 Can I get it, though?

01:38:18.560 Hey, thank you.

01:38:19.340 I appreciate it, man.

01:38:20.380 I ran out of shit.

01:38:26.480 Clavicular.

01:38:26.840 Oh, shit.

01:38:30.400 What the fuck?

01:38:33.760 I don't like this thing.

01:38:36.400 I'm not going to lie.

01:38:38.660 I don't.

01:38:39.900 Dude, dude, stop making that fucking scene like that.

01:38:42.300 What's wrong with you?

01:38:45.520 Dude, stop that shit, bro.

01:38:47.240 Calm down.

01:38:47.820 I don't know.

01:38:52.360 Shit look like more fake than a dog.

01:38:54.520 Oh, the answer to that is yes.

01:38:58.800 That's a pig.

01:39:06.220 Back for real.

01:39:11.560 By the dog?

01:39:13.760 Not bad.

01:39:14.900 Just showing places local.

01:39:15.720 Dude, it's a dog.

01:39:16.220 Relax.

01:39:16.480 It's the only place.

01:39:19.140 Everything else is closed.

01:39:19.960 It's dog, Phil.

01:39:22.700 Yep.

01:39:23.980 No, man.

01:39:24.460 I watch.

01:39:26.040 Mia's a white woman, so she's probably going to try to fuck the dog.

01:39:31.280 Oh, there's a monitor.

01:39:32.180 Hey, take care, man.

01:39:33.040 Nice to meet you.

01:39:33.700 There's a microphone.

01:39:35.320 Just going to be real.

01:39:36.580 Man, I see.

01:39:37.080 That's still alive.

01:39:38.980 Murky.

01:39:39.900 My man.

01:39:40.400 Thank you.

01:39:40.940 Exactly.

01:39:42.120 That's up.

01:39:42.920 Well, you're a lesbian.

01:39:44.540 Self-proclaimed.

01:39:45.260 So, if anything, you're going to try to fucking scissor it or some shit like that.

01:39:49.440 What's going to happen?

01:39:50.160 No, I'm doing the peanut butter method.

01:39:52.060 What's going to happen?

01:39:52.400 What's going to happen?

01:39:52.420 What's going to happen?

01:39:52.560 The peanut butter method?

01:39:53.520 That's the guy, uh, that's the guy that you, uh, streaming by the, uh, clavecular.

01:39:57.480 Yeah, that weird shit.

01:39:58.240 He's got, like, fucking...

01:39:59.300 All right, what's the fuck, you know?

01:40:01.160 Hawaii, yo, platformist.

01:40:02.400 Oh.

01:40:05.120 Oh, my God.

01:40:06.140 This is hilarious.

01:40:08.680 Um, let's see.

01:40:10.400 Cheezer method?

01:40:11.400 Why is it the cheezer method?

01:40:12.980 I got to go get changed.

01:40:13.880 Does Cheezer do that?

01:40:15.120 We're going to go to some kind of strip club or some shit.

01:40:17.280 I don't know.

01:40:18.180 I don't think so.

01:40:19.740 What are you doing?

01:40:20.460 I don't think so.

01:40:21.160 They did a fucking makeover.

01:40:22.080 I don't think so, uh, send you up.

01:40:25.460 Did he change it, or what?

01:40:28.800 No.

01:40:31.440 Yeah.

01:40:35.120 Cut it out with your fucking racism, bastard.

01:40:37.900 Why is he not changing?

01:40:42.020 Hey, Michelangelo, are you going to put the fit on?

01:40:44.540 Yeah, I was just putting on the watch and shit first.

01:40:46.360 I got it right now.

01:40:46.800 Oh, hell yeah, man.

01:40:47.860 Wait, how's the watch?

01:40:49.340 It's fucking awesome, look.

01:40:50.720 Fits well.

01:40:51.280 Badass.

01:40:52.480 Hell yeah, man.

01:40:54.640 Hell yeah.

01:40:56.100 Dude, leave me alone.

01:40:58.300 They said they're going to...

01:40:59.920 LMAO hot mic?

01:41:02.120 Wait, what?

01:41:04.480 They said he's plotting.

01:41:06.080 What's up, broski?

01:41:07.200 He shit-talked you on the bike?

01:41:10.580 Huh?

01:41:12.020 What do you think?

01:41:13.880 They're going to drag?

01:41:16.980 He's killing us.

01:41:18.960 What the fuck?

01:41:20.240 Yeah, I bet.

01:41:20.920 They're...

01:41:21.420 So they plotting on us?

01:41:24.620 Nah?

01:41:25.420 I bet.

01:41:29.340 Mike could...

01:41:30.100 Dude, stop capping, bro.

01:41:31.740 Tobasco.

01:41:32.240 Stop capping.

01:41:33.660 You guys are capping.

01:41:37.200 We're not on shit.

01:41:38.280 All right.

01:41:40.900 Lexi, what are you doing?

01:41:42.340 Hassan...

01:41:43.060 All right, wait, what?

01:41:47.540 Yo, the clips are pretty good on the Adam Friedland show.

01:41:52.700 Pretty good, pretty good.

01:41:53.960 Oh, shit.

01:41:59.140 Oh, shit.

01:41:59.340 Oh, shit.

01:42:01.820 Yo, you're...

01:42:02.580 Can you make sure...

01:42:04.420 Mike...

01:42:04.740 ...

01:42:04.880 ...

01:42:05.280 Yo, he's got to put the clothes on.

01:42:27.320 What the fuck is he doing?

01:42:28.220 Yo, put the clothes on, man.

01:42:29.220 No, no, no, it's good, it's good.

01:42:30.560 What was that?

01:42:59.560 She's sleeping.

01:43:00.560 You mug me?

01:43:01.560 She's sleeping.

01:43:02.560 You want some food?

01:43:05.560 Alright, we could bring them some stuff.

01:43:07.560 Yeah, we could go to the corner store.

01:43:10.560 I don't see what people like to like.

01:43:12.560 What you like?

01:43:13.560 Anything I can do.

01:43:15.560 Alright, let's go there real quick then.

01:43:17.560 I appreciate it.

01:43:18.560 Alright, yeah.

01:43:19.560 Come on.

01:43:20.560 What?

01:43:21.560 Corner store.

01:43:22.560 Huh?

01:43:23.560 She said she wants some food.

01:43:24.560 No.

01:43:25.560 At the corner store.

01:43:28.560 Relax.

01:43:29.560 Relax.

01:43:30.560 We're waiting for Mike and then we're going to move on with our knife.

01:43:34.560 Alright.

01:43:35.560 She can wait.

01:43:36.560 She'll be alright.

01:43:37.560 I'll wait.

01:43:38.560 I'll wait.

01:43:39.560 I'll wait.

01:43:40.560 I'll wait.

01:43:41.560 I'll wait.

01:43:42.560 I'll wait.

01:43:43.560 I'll wait.

01:43:44.560 I'll, I'll wait.

01:43:45.560 I'll wait.

01:43:46.560 We'll wait.

01:43:47.560 We'll wait?

01:43:48.560 We'll wait.

01:43:49.560 We'll wait.

01:43:50.560 I'll wait.

01:43:51.560 Okay.

01:43:52.560 Go up.

01:43:53.560 I know.

01:43:54.560 There we go.

01:43:55.560 You gonna send him.

01:43:56.560 I just got a gross comment.

01:43:57.560 yeah yeah yeah I don't know bro let's see let's see you coming you coming right

01:44:09.560 now relax ha ha ha yeah they ain't got a speaker around here we did we got the

01:44:18.060 mic yeah for all all right all right fair enough yeah 24-hour challenge here would go hard as fuck

01:44:33.420 you know what I mean uh yeah I'd be good bro he's changing right now still honestly this is a pretty

01:44:41.940 easy what nah they would fucking they might make you give up that butt I'm not gonna lie you know

01:44:54.480 you kind of fit in no solo solo and this lot 24 hours by herself you're not here just like these

01:45:10.120 people I mean she might be still breathing when you find her she's yeah still warm we're gonna do a

01:45:17.700 serious gangbang session oh my god god you might pass out in little Haiti they're gonna they're gonna

01:45:26.420 take her to Paris is what you're saying this is so dark yeah what's more fuck big county or

01:45:40.100 Broward County yeah what's more fuck Dade County or Broward County Dade County only in Dade only in

01:45:46.800 Dade they migrated went to hide in Broward buy more money easier pussy we was in dated shit

01:45:57.400 all right well fuck where's my man's at bro he's doing the most like I'm not trying to wait for

01:46:07.240 this guy to do a bunch of drugs oh he's getting grumpy

01:46:13.000 a full rock it's not like one one hit just an entire rock you guys talking rocks it's that we

01:46:24.240 they do we do lines they do rocks they go rock for rock rock rock for cock whoa check please

01:46:33.440 bro just wait till you find something about you and Vitaly pinning your dicks together bro

01:46:40.340 that shit gotta give him an aneurysm oh my god oh you're gonna give og a heart attack

01:46:47.440 even just the clips of fucking Vitaly walking around after doing that bro give him a heart

01:46:56.660 attack man oh my god way too good yeah nah okay okay yeah oh my god bro bro is this bitch

01:47:08.480 the joker never stops smiling why are you so happy is that bad guys it's good you should be she's

01:47:15.580 you guys don't want her to smile yeah damn they want you to be miserable yeah what's good what's

01:47:23.340 wrong with that they switch up they flip one back and forth they'll go from like donating like infinite

01:47:27.700 money to like hating on you and then back and boom boom boom yeah they'll be bipolar chat as they jerk

01:47:33.440 and then they get done with yeah yeah the postdoc clarity is brutal bro that's why they're mean when

01:47:37.600 they're me you know you're just busting up bro we're on to you guys yeah for real i can't believe that

01:47:42.720 shit oh damn all right he's changing right now he's changing into the drip another designer gonna drip

01:47:49.440 drip we'll see what he's doing this yeah this is a vibe area though for sure here's the type of vibe you

01:47:56.220 like yeah i can catch a vibe here no for real this is our vibe bro order my mother it's actually right

01:48:02.760 yeah we should set up like a booth here a booth start selling stuff i mean bro low-key this like

01:48:07.960 whole area is kind of fire bro it's like it's like a cage fight yeah we should do like chicken

01:48:13.160 fighting here it's like spider-man's first fight it's in a cage they call you big what big head

01:48:21.880 like which one down here or up here both both both all right well that's crazy just like me man

01:48:32.760 hey hey big head mia said she wants your number hey you know what i mean uh yellow dude with hand

01:48:42.760 soap what who who with hand soap no you don't know yellow dude with hand soap no what is that

01:48:48.600 it's an emote it's an emote oh shit do you have do you even have that one on kick

01:48:55.080 it's when you it's when you get caught what is that i was dog eating a shoe caught dog's playing

01:49:02.200 on the shoe nope uh yeah uh he's flying

01:49:09.240 full knowledge nah he's just changing bro he's all good he's changing behind the fridge

01:49:13.400 does that fridge work i don't know what's going on

01:49:20.200 for what what yo

01:49:24.200 this is the hood research department yeah yeah we're yeah we're just zia's and zila

01:49:28.120 that's the hood research we're just investigating a little bit the area you know do muslims i'm having

01:49:32.600 a good time everyone's mad chill here bro so i don't know i like it it's not like those crackheads that be

01:49:38.600 like on crazy time oh no you ain't gonna go through that over yeah nah everyone i got some of that for

01:49:44.120 you nah nah we're good at that just people that come up and like do some crazy

01:49:51.080 shit do you want to give out the rest of the cigarettes give out the cigarettes yeah yeah yeah we should yeah give it

01:49:56.600 don't we chase well the blue ones are for me the american spirits

01:50:00.200 the blue ones i know you guys want some cigarettes

01:50:05.480 how do them people want some goddamn cigarettes

01:50:09.160 hey listen let's we got to share it to everyone

01:50:13.480 don't put it on the camera all right don't put them on the camera

01:50:16.760 i told him i told him not to i told him not to

01:50:23.240 all right you're not gonna put it on now i'm gonna give everyone a couple okay

01:50:30.680 here you want some

01:50:33.560 all right some cigarettes for you

01:50:38.680 yeah i got you man here you go some cigarettes for you

01:50:41.080 some cigarettes for you here wait you want to give it to the people over there

01:50:48.600 okay share share with them over there

01:50:52.920 give some cigarettes there all right i got some extras actually so you can have some more

01:50:59.400 you know you can have some more my brother

01:51:02.120 uh since you chill i'll give you a bunch

01:51:06.920 see you chill too oh fuck i forgot i was mic'd up

01:51:09.960 you know it's like a boost

01:51:13.240 at me

01:51:15.160 someone's gonna come up and ask how much for what let me see what you're saying what they

01:51:20.600 they got no money they're not gonna ask you

01:51:23.160 you know what i mean he just got kidnapped who

01:51:26.600 what is he doing over there hey michelangelo are you good

01:51:30.920 this is what they mean when they say gesture grooning that's what he's doing right yeah bro

01:51:33.880 you literally have a crack pipe i mean you're like doing flips with it and you jerk it off at

01:51:37.000 the same time flicker grooning flicker grooning

01:51:39.800 albanian flicker grooning bro what the is that

01:51:44.040 well go in still water

01:51:46.120 yo chat knows chandos

01:51:48.600 what what

01:51:50.600 so this way what you don't want to be on the camera right

01:51:55.080 huh

01:51:55.400 yeah what the fuck is wrong with that guy

01:52:00.840 bro

01:52:02.920 tell me to flash the homeless

01:52:06.200 that's a good idea bulgarian jelking

01:52:10.440 yeah exactly

01:52:12.600 bulgarian jelking ex-mongolian still water ex-polish poker face what else what else

01:52:18.680 does it look like everyone's pool table here man this is like a club

01:52:23.560 you know what i mean i with this there's a true gentleman's club that's you know the girls in

01:52:29.000 the cage i'm from new jersey what's up you're from brooklyn hell yeah man we're just in new york

01:52:37.800 i'm from south jamaica

01:52:48.520 i used to go to the gym over there

01:52:50.040 yeah but you stay down here now

01:52:51.560 yeah yeah i'm down here

01:52:55.960 car meets uh yeah i guess but i've never been to one i've seen it on the internet it's kind of cool

01:53:02.200 a car meet i don't really have any like cool cool shit you know

01:53:15.720 oh yeah we just takeovers in the middle of the lot right here

01:53:23.800 oh oh yeah yeah word

01:53:26.440 i'm trying to yeah we should actually have people do that

01:53:29.480 do what if we live stream at a car meet though it would get shut down

01:53:32.520 yeah like immediately all right let's see it

01:53:40.680 whoo

01:53:42.840 we play some aura play some music boys yeah

01:53:48.360 holy holy okay it's actually tough man

01:53:53.720 oh yeah

01:54:00.520 i got one grand in my damn yeah

01:54:02.520 who called a middle of my go

01:54:03.800 yeah damn

01:54:05.080 actually successfully looks

01:54:06.920 that's awesome

01:54:15.720 that's awesome

01:54:17.480 i'm gonna probably tuck this in that's how we could do it

01:54:19.640 wait stand up here next time we should definitely do double shoot next time

01:54:26.760 get it done yeah we gotta do pick

01:54:28.920 absolutely

01:54:32.440 oh wait hold on we gotta flex the time pieces

01:54:37.160 butt slow time

01:54:37.880 let me just grab the shoe we'll get out of you all right i don't want to get stolen again

01:54:48.680 yeah we gotta bounce

01:54:51.800 yeah we're gonna bounce

01:54:58.120 all right

01:55:00.920 hell yeah

01:55:01.480 yeah

01:55:09.720 yeah get the mic

01:55:15.560 yeah for real

01:55:17.720 yeah we'll head back to the yard

01:55:22.200 i'm trying to get the out

01:55:23.320 yo michael angelo

01:55:33.320 yeah bro thinks he's coming

01:55:36.200 feel bad

01:55:41.320 yeah

01:55:43.880 yeah

01:55:50.440 where's my bike that was here

01:55:53.320 yeah cc where's my bike that was yours

01:55:56.440 cc all right cc

01:56:01.000 yo yo

01:56:02.120 michael angelo oh soda

01:56:05.080 um

01:56:06.440 we just grabbed that mic on off you and we're probably gonna end um end here today and we'll

01:56:12.120 we'll be in contact we get set up a reunion at some point soon all right

01:56:18.280 hey thanks for uh thanks for coming on you stay safe and uh we'll talk soon

01:56:23.320 you know my guy's number so um we'll swing by and uh say what's up all right take care guys

01:56:30.920 you look good you look really good all right take care of yourself

01:56:33.720 take care boys you know all right let's move boys hey nice to meet y'all

01:56:37.240 take care

01:56:46.200 you

01:56:46.360 you

01:56:46.440 you

01:56:46.520 you

01:56:46.600 you

01:56:46.680 you

01:56:46.760 you

01:56:47.240 you

01:56:47.720 you

Clavicular - February 19, 2026

Ascending a Homeless Chud To Chad

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